The Show - MONTANA!

Episode Date: May 17, 2026

No recaps on Fridays, but hang around until the very end because even radio listeners might have missed our late hang with Tim Montana! He talks kids, owning a bar with Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top & his very prestigious CDL.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. On an 88, Monday and Tuesday, 88. Monday and Tuesday, but that's very necessary.

That's how you get into spring, I guess. Extremely necessary. It's in the 30s this week, and now it's going to be 88. All right. All right. We broke the planet. It is. It's broken.

I don't know what we did, but that's a big swing. Yep. Oh, hooy, ho, you beautiful dummums on a Friday morning. Oh, how do you do? Pretty good. A little damp around CNY. A little damp. Um, a little damp my underpants.

Yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah. What the hell? Yeah. I didn't even, I thought today was just supposed to be like, all right, uh, dries out. It's nice. Dries out sunny, high as 69.

Yeah. Well, 62 in some spots. I don't know, but 60s at least. Oh, my watch says 61. So I don't know where you're, I don't feel like it's appropriate that you report false information. Actually, my phone says 59 on all. Black Cherry and chat, Donkey Pink, Nick, lifts, Devin, Jimmy, Jeff. Ken is in there. Good morning. Micah. Everybody's saying, hello?

Hi. As it is Friday. We made it. We made it to a Friday. I can't even believes it. I can't even believes it. It's a don't know about the Fridays. I don't know. What a day. Jam-packed Friday, as a matter of fact, a long Friday. For those of you listening and watching on our streams, there is a day. our friends from Helio Health. We're going to talk to them about 8 o'clock,

about a run they're doing tomorrow. We will talk to... Now, hold on, I got all my people in here. Okay, okay. Let's see. We got McGuire coming in to talk about tomorrow's top-off event. Okay.

Take your tops off. Yep. And that. So, we'll do our gaming stream, but at the very end of our gaming stream, Tim Montana's coming down to the studio. Yep. On 9.45, he's going to pop in.

and play some music for you and talk to you in chat and before he plays tonight. That's a cool little extended Twitch action. A little extended. I'll go live on the radio with that too. So if you're listening, we'll pop on the air and jump on Twitch and YouTube. But of course, you can see Tim Montana, Tim Montana, aka French Montana, as Cody's been calling it. He will be in studio this morning for a hang and a couple tunes. So I like French Montana better, though.

That's better. Oh, is he related to Hannah? I don't know. I don't know if he has any relation to Hannah Montana. I'll ask. Because our listeners want to know the heart-hating questions. I'm sure that he's asked. Never been asked that before.

But it's a big Friday show. Big Friday show. Really big show. And then tonight you're going to close it out with Alter Bridge and Big Rack and Tim Montana down to the landmark for a fun night, you guys. Look at you guys for a little Friday. And then I forgot Sunday. It's already here. Sunday I'm going to see Nate Bargettzee at the On Center.

Oh, wow. He's on Sunday. Look at this. Look at me. I'm even getting out. Getting out and about, seeing what's going on. This is the show. Thank you for listening.

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Wheels. That's weird. Anything else? That was weird. It wasn't work. Yeah. The ghost is messing with stuff. Said poltergeist.

So now is there a poltergeist in the room? Heavy. There's a heavy poltergeist in the room? Is it Josh? Oh. All right. We're going to do our show now, Ghost. Thank you.

Thank you. Turning your microphone off. Appreciate you, though. What is it saying right now? He's a goodbye to it. Beside. Make. All right.

You're turning it off. You're not making any sense. It's not giving any good words. Deceit? Oh, deceit. Table. Town, we've been deceded. There's a lot of deceit ghosts. Hey, ghosts. All right. Go, shut up. Shut it up for a minute. So many ghosts today. I would love at some point in my life to travel on a high speed rail.

Have you ever seen those, like in Japan and stuff, those super fast trains? The monorail? The monorail? The monorail. It's a monorail. No, like those super fast, like, I think there's a a cella train maybe from New York to D.C. That goes really fast. Oh, I really thought you meant like a monorail in like Japan or something.

I didn't know we had anything like that here. No, Japan has like super fast, like high speed rail. Oh, okay. It travels hundreds of miles an hour, like extremely fast. That I would feel fine. Something similar here? Well, not really. We should.

We should have more rail travel in America. It's just a big country. It's just such a big country. Like, Europeans love rail travel, but you're so much smaller. Is this a dumb question? Yeah. We have all the train tracks, right? Yeah.

Can we just make real, like the real fast trains? Sure, but you also got to imagine that all of those thousands of miles of tracks need to have maintenance and be tended to. I'm sure there's a whole big reason. I'm sure it's like, I'm sure there's corporate greed that has stopped us from having a lot of rail travel. But also. The car companies will probably not want. There's probably logistical reasons. And we're just so big compared to Europe and Japan and stuff.

But in California, California, they're trying high-speed buses. And I think this is dumb. It's a bus that goes 140 miles an hour. Why? What? There's not like a, what are you doing? There's not like a special road. So you just have to hope that you can get out of the way of the 140-mile-an-hour

moving bus as it comes bearing down on you. Cal Trans is exploring high-speed buses traveling up to 140 miles per hour on California freeways to connect major cities, Sacramento to San Diego, and also what they said, Los Angeles to San Francisco, I think maybe. The long-distance travel by bus could be an attractive and affordable way to go between California's metropolitan in areas, one estimate is San Fran to Los Angeles three hours and 12 minutes at 120 miles an hour. So did a nothing rocket. Yeah, I don't understand how you can't just, is there a special lane?

Are you going to make them center median the high speed lane? Like, that doesn't make any sense because forever, no matter where you are in that part of the town or cities are connecting. That middle lane is only for that bus. It looks like it, at least the renderings do. That's insanity. High speed buses one day provide some of the most, some high speed bus. Okay, Jesus Christ. High speed buses could one day provide some of the speed advantage at a lower cost

using existing freeway corridors once the technology is ready. I'm not getting into buses. It goes 140 miles an hour. Call me crazy. Well, I don't want those on the road with me. They're not kind of with you. Like, are you understanding what I'm saying? Like, imagine the throughway right now.

Yeah. And in the middle is that grass. Oh, that would become two-way lane for a bus to go 140 miles an hour. No. Is what they're rendering in these photos here. So it's not like you're driving and you're just listening to sports radio and suddenly a greyhound going 140. I thought you thought you meant like the center lane was always. only for that.

No, like a new center median. So now you have, no, that sounds crazier than my train thing. You know what I mean? Yeah.

So all of that work, you're going to put in roadways and rework bridges and KCRA 3's Denson Cortez looks at the solutions leaders are looking at to make all of this work.

The future of California commuting may look a lot different than this. can travel throughout California on on these buses. Calatrans now explore whether high speed buses traveling up to 140 miles per hour could one day share the roads with drivers. This is simply exploring long-term possibilities. The vision connecting major cities like Sacramento, the Bay Area, Los Angeles and San Diego

with dedicated lanes on freeways, transit hubs, and long distance express service. Long distance traveled by bus could become an attractive and affordable way to go between California metropolitan areas. No, I'm not getting on a 140 mile an hour bus. Oh, man, everything is so clogged. Like, they're showing the clip of something in Australia that has this, I guess, and they kind of have like a lane. Well, they have.

I want to be attached to something. They have a lot of room, I think, in Australia, in parts, then to try to just rip up the middle of California because they have a lot of little bit of grass that they need to turn into gravel. And I agree with the text line. Like, why a bus then? Why not just put train tracks in the center, the center median that you're going to do?

Yeah. Yeah, you may as well. Yeah. Just lay down the tracks, bro. Because, like, have we thought about, I don't know, vehicle travel has so many things that can go wrong. Like a tire blows out on a bus. At 140 miles an hour.

There's not a survivor on that thing. No. No. But I guess there's, This is what we would have sounded like in the 1910s when they're like a horseless carriage. Yeah, right. That's also true. A horseless carriage.

But I just, I can't see the logistics of them being like, nah, we'll be fine with just putting two lane highways right in the middle. Every bit of that stretch will absolutely have enough room and they won't encounter any weird problems along the way. No, there won't randomly be an accident where a car is in that lane all of a sudden. Well, I just mean that even just the construction. I didn't even say to even get to the part where there's roads there. Yeah. They won't even have to worry about the accidents because I can't even see them building roads in the middle of those, like those little areas. If you want to ride on a bus, just go normal speed, I guess.

Yeah, but I also didn't even think about that. Accents of like a car, like, you know, like, where are cops going to sit and pull people over? Or, I mean, if they can't. That's where they're going to put the high 140-mile-old buses. God forbid a deer runs. out and something that gets there. Whoa. Can you who I even imagine?

Or some crazy person is having a mental episode and they run it? I mean, he could happen to a train too, I guess. Or that's now the worst episode or sequel or prequel or whatever to speed. We're now Keon Reeves. We've got to keep the bus going over 140 miles

an hour. Uh-huh. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. We are the show and we are streaming in all the places. YouTube. Twitch. And wherever you get your favorite podcast, you can download us there. Please give us a like, subscribe, and follow. Hey, man.

Why are you going to be like that? Why you got to be like that? I'm not going to go through the entire NFL schedule, but they did release it last night, Cody. How was, like, what was the show? And you want to go through every single week and every matchup? Yeah. Every primetime game. Okay.

Every Thursday. I know. I mean, maybe. Every Monday. That would be great for, like, you know, your sports show and stuff. All of the international. Yeah. No, I think, no, I think that

Okay, fine. I think that that probably get boring, at least to me. That's all right. But I can start with the first Sunday. Okay. September 13th. I guess the first matchup would be

New England at Seattle on Wednesday, September 9th. Yep, that's how they're kicking it off. On a Wednesday? With a Super Bowl rematch. It's usually a Thursday. Wednesday, September. September 9th, 2026.

Really? And then Thursday is San Fran at L.A. Oh, and then, no, okay, because the past couple years, they did like a Thursday Friday. That's an Australia. That's why. Okay. That makes sense, then. All right, that's neat.

Wait a minute. So if it's an 8.35 hour time, are they playing like an 8 a.m. football game in Australia? Probably. I wouldn't be surprised. All right. They would definitely try to cater to us instead of the people there paying money. Yeah, I know. And then the first Sunday, here's your matchups.

Tampa Bay at Cincinnati, New Orleans at Detroit, and you can jump in if you have any takes on any of these things. I was just going to read off. I'm just excited. New York Jets at Tennessee Titans. Baltimore at Colts. Yep, that's one right there. Atlanta at Pittsburgh.

That'll be fun with the new faces on both teams. Chicago at Carolina. Cleveland at Jacksonville. Yep, yep. 1 p.m. Buffalo Bills. It is at Houston. That's already looking like the game of the week for that one. Bill's at Houston.

That's going to be a banger right there. A 1 o'clock game. And then the primetime ones are good, too. Miami at Vegas. Yeah. Green Bay at Minnesota. That'd be good. Rivalry.

Washington at Philadelphia. Rivalry. And then these two. Arizona at Los Angeles. Oh, I didn't see that one now. Yeah. And Dallas at New York. That's the first Sunday night game.

Cowboys Giant. Mm-hmm. Which kind of sucks, though. I prefer it flipped. Did you know that was going to be the first Sunday? Yeah, that's one of those that they leaked that. Yeah. I like it when it's flipped because that's one of the only games that I have a possibility of going to because it's in New York.

But I like it when it's colder. I like football games when it's colder. That's still going to be like 90 degrees. Yeah, it'll be a nice warm summer night, though. And it takes, it'll be like a week after when we went down there to see the Oasis show. Yeah. Remember we did that? Did we talk about that?

Do you guys want us to talk about that a little more? Do you want to play? You went and saw Aeis and East Rutherford. So there was this time. Uh-huh. And then I saw, I didn't watch the video. I just saw it without audio. The Bills had, like, is this a thing like the teams release funny videos for their schedules?

I guess we're from here, so we see those. I bet those are probably other places like Dells from the Dack doing a silly. Bills had a cocoon and a barbershop quartet or something. So what do you? And then I'll go through the. bill schedule and then what's your take on your cowboy schedule? How do you feel like it? Fair? Tough. It just went away.

Thank you, ads. I think it's going to be really tough. And I prefer that. I don't want an easy schedule. I want them to be getting their asses kicked all year long because if they handle that test, going into the playoffs will be no different. So it won't be what Dallas usually happens to them where they have a year where they beat the crap out of people all year, and they play a couple okay teams, and they probably lose or whatever, but they blow out the losers, and then they get to the playoffs and get rolled.

So this year, man, it starts out Giants, commanders, ravens, Texans, bucks, Packers, Eagles. Like, that's the first two months of a year. But you like that. Eagles is a Thanksgiving game? That's the, yep, the second Eagles game is Thanksgiving. Shut up, Candel's can be the playoffs if they want to. They can do all of it. They can make all of the Super Bowls. Cannon are chab busting your balls.

They make the playoffs all the time. That's not the issue anymore. It's just the fall apart. Once they get there, yes. And then that middle of the season is just as bad with Niners, Titans, Eagles, and then the Seahawks, Rams, Jags. They have a rough schedule. But again, if you look at strength of schedule,

that says they have the 13th easiest, but I mean, I don't about all that. Here's your Buffalo Bills schedule for those you go into the Bills games. Your first at-home game will be Bill's Lions. That's an 815. Yeah. On September 17th. That's pretty big. That's a big deal.

Immediately. Prime video, so it's what, a Thursday night game? Yep. And then Chargers to Orchard Park, Patriots in Orchard Park. Then they go at Rams, at Rams. at Raiders, then the Ravens come to Buffalo, at Vikings at Jets, Dolphin comes, dolphins come to Buffalo,

chiefs come to Buffalo, they go at Patriots, at Packers, bears come to Buffalo, at Broncos at Dolphins, and then they close it up with the Jets to be decided. Unreal. Is it Highmark Stadium now? That's the new one. It's also High Mark Stadium? Yeah. All right. There you go.

That's a tough one as well, but again, you want you want that as opposed to a bunch of easy stuff and by the time you get to the playoffs so are these preseason games anything because they'll be at the new stadium too right Panthers are on August 15th and Steelers are on August 27th at the new stadium

is that what they're happening? Somebody tell me that's true or not I would imagine so it should be ready to go by now right no you guys we tore down the old one and the new one's not ready yet we got to play out in the parking lot Oh, sorry.

We left the turf. Sorry, is that okay? On the old one. Just play out there. Is that cool? Twitch.tv slash K-RocC-N-Y and YouTube. Oh. com slash K-RocC-N-Y.

Streaming at all the places. Please give us a follow, like, subscribe, hug. I don't know in these trying times. Appreciate it. Thank you. How do you do? Hello? So I don't know where these teens are finding malls,

but there's a story in the Wall Street Journal that teenagers are. are going back to the malls now. I don't know what malls they're finding. My teens like to go to malls. I mean, I would imagine almost, well, most cities probably have something like we have over at destiny. It's just, are they all as dangerous?

Well, we've got destiny here. Yeah. My kids will go when they visit, the oldest visits friends in Rochester will go to Eastview Mall, I think. They have out there. Not as a lot. dangerous, but still. There's one in near the Albany area they'll go to when they visit my wife's friend.

Yep, that one is big. That's the one where Hanbone and I have done wrestling meet and greets. So that one is pretty big, the Albany one. I guess each town kind of has one big mall. I guess what I was saying is. We used to have many, is what I'm saying. Yeah, every, like, like growing up in Oswego County, you never came to Carousel Mall. No, every town had a mall.

We'd go to Great Northern Mall You'd go to shopping town There'd be Pencan mall Yeah now it's Watertown has a mall All right New Hartford does have a mall Although I've been in that one in a while

Yeah So I guess you're making a good point There are still some around We've just been consolidated down Yeah Well malls are making a comeback I mean and they should Because I love malls

I'm a 90s kid I like them It's just Everything is a billion dollars In the malls Yeah They're all like We're the mall

We can charge you. You're going to stop that everything is a billion dollars. Well, everything is a billion dollars right now. That's not really true. Uh-huh. You're lying. The Wall Street Journal says teenagers have been taking over the malls, and I guess they're not doing it in like the...

I don't like that at all. There are some shenanigans, but there's always been shenanigans. I got banned from mall. There's always going to be teens doing shenanigans in malls. Yeah, the teens do. There's just different shenanigans, and I just hate that it are. It's not... Sometimes you're not safe.

The Walter Journal says they are staging takeovers and other chaos. A lot of it filmed for social media. See, that's not. Don't bother other people. Yeah, see, that's what I mean. Like, no, don't come running up to me with 80 group of people doing some weird TikTok thing. If you want to film you and your friends, fine, but don't bother other people. Yeah, no.

They say some malls and stores have decided, have started, have started. banning shoppers under 18 without adults. I know Destiny does. They have that big sign. Yeah. When you go into Destiny, it says, you know, if you're under 18, you can't be there after a certain hour or whatever. Yep. In some cases, you need someone to be 21.

These policies are not all brand new, but it is a tricky strategy because mall owners need young shoppers. Yeah, but are they spending money? I never spent money at them all I stole. I was going to say that's the thing. If it's teenagers, then, I mean, some of them have a little bit of money, but I mean, it's not. I wasn't a big influx of cash in the mall when I was there. It's just going to be bodies in the mall. Yeah, they say the adult chaperone rule has reduced mischief, mayhem, and stealing,

but many parents don't have time or desire to babysit their teenagers. Yeah, I say to my kids all the time, I'm not here to entertain you. I don't want to go to the mall. I don't want to do things. Well, sometimes. I do got to entertain. But yeah. No, that's...

I don't know. I mean, if it keeps them out of trouble. Mm-hmm. I like going to Destiny. I like walking around. And you know where they are? I like seeing what's going on over there. I like, well, RPM Raceway is fun over there.

Right. Candy Shack is fun. There's some neat stuff. I like Apex. I like Dave and Busters. I like the, what is it? What is it? What's the comic shops that are there?

I like to eat there. A couple of those. I do like Armall. I got no hate for Armall. Yeah. 315-364-1009K Rack tax sign. Katie says, Speaking of Hackysacks,

did you know they're big with teens again? My oldest and his friends play every day waiting for their bus. That's funny. Hacky sacks are back? That's hilarious. Moles are back. Hackysacks are back. I'm about to do the coolest thing you ever seen.

Please don't. I'm about to get in the news for the coolest reason. Please don't. You ever seen, maybe. The summit federal. Credit Union Taste of Syracuse presented by Topps Friendly Markets is in and around downtown Syracuse here in a couple weeks

Tasteof Syracuse.com for information so much live music including Fuel on the main stage Saturday night. Yes. Get there. We're going to have fun time. Be there for zero human dollars. You're all confirming the hacky sacks are back

and I'm looking at ESPN has hacky sack videos up. No. No, thanks. Confirm that hacky sacks are back, baby. This was Matt on the text line. Sacket. Waiting for drug rugs to come back to. Those are back.

You can buy those at East Coast Emeralds, right? Doesn't he sell those? I don't know if he has any more now that you say that. I have seen those around. He did for a minute have a couple. They might have all gotten sold. But those are, yeah, those are still around. I think I'm almost, I don't want to say 100,

but 100% sure all mixed up has them on Rule 11 there. Oh, that would be there. Yep, that'd be a good spot to go. I'm almost positive they have them. You can get a pair of Birkenstock. Textline also says I saw some of the younger generation playing with devil sticks recently. If I can get another set of devil sticks, I will. I love devil sticks.

I wasn't any good at that. All right, well, I'm going to say 100% sure, but wait until the Renaissance Fair, and I'm sure you could probably get them there. Or, you know what? I bet you can get those that all mixed up. Yeah, probably. Anything. If you need to be on mushrooms at a Grateful Dead show,

I do. They've got it other than the mushrooms. I do, yeah. They don't got mushrooms. If you need to look the part and have, you know, experience. You need your accessories to then do your mushrooms later on. Yeah, you already got the mushrooms and the tickets. But nothing else?

Burks, drug rugs, uh, fun hats. Yep. Remember those jester hats people used to wear? Oh, yeah. With the little hangy things that came of it. Yep. Spring it all back. Yeah, might as well.

Let's bring it all back. Nothing makes sense anymore, guys. Cairs do it. Let's go back to when things we're happy. All right, I got to get my devil sticks, I guess. Because the youth are bringing it all back You've all sent me the video And I thank you for the video

Of the horse farting, thank you I've seen it, now I've seen it Excuse me There's a horse And horses cannot burp or vomit Didn't know that But they can fart And they need a little help sometimes

So Never mind, I'm all set This was a video Naming Uh Naming! Of a horse horse on its side.

Oh. And the trainers are like massaging. Are they doing? They're doing the belt, not legs. The baby legs. They're like doing like a massage on the side. Oh. The 9.4 second toot.

Not even a toot. It sounds like a vehicle. I wonder what your longest was. Not 9.4 seconds. No, no, no. I've come close. Like four maybe. Is that it?

Do you have to do that for all horses? I don't know. We got horse people listening, right? Do you have to lay all your horses down and, fart them? I gotta be, I gotta go outside. I gotta fart the horse.

I gotta fart the horse. You wanna hear it one more time? Yes. So what you're hearing in the beginning? Is it like you, little starting toots? Yeah. Yeah,

they're like getting it going. Little starter toots. Yeah, I agree. That one should have been 1,000. That should have been 1,000. That's what you've all said. You send me the video. You should be this.

I mean, hold on here. Technically, let me go on. That counts. I'm putting it on the counter. That's a fart right there. He's getting it started. It does sound like a two-stroke chainsaw. Running a little rich.

I think next time right before you fart, you should do a little massaging on your side and see you can build up some more. See if I get something going? Bill a little air up there. Good for that horse. That bet he feels great. Oh my God, so good.

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Checking my phone. I haven't got my invite to Taylor Swift wedding yet. Apparently, remember I told you a couple months? Well, maybe like a month ago, oh, you got yours. Oh, man. Well, this is awkward, my friend. Man. Oh.

Like, people started getting, I told you, I was one of the diner tour stops I talked about this. Like, they got, they were sending out kind of like save the dates, but vague save the dates. It was, like, Fourth of July. Yeah, New York City. Yeah, they were like, be in New York City, Fourth of July, book a hotel and we're not going to tell you where. And we're not going to tell you where. Yeah. Yep.

Well, I guess now she's been calling friends and family directly because she doesn't want it to get leaked or whatever? Good idea. It's not going to help. Someone's going to find out. You're going to have to book a caterer at some point. Well, you already leaked the when and where. So now it's just going to be paparazzi in New York City.

You're not going to be able to hide inside of New York City with 100 guests. No, we're going to figure when like the most famous people in the world are suddenly all going to one location. Yeah. Suddenly people are going to think, hey, that's when they're getting married. People all have those weird trackers to see where like helicopter. are going and stuff. And they track her jet, so they'll know when her jet flies into the city.

Yep. They haven't told anyone, alleged. I'm sure, this isn't what's stupid about this article. Taylor and Travis still haven't told anyone. They've told people. Like, I'm sure their parents know. Yeah, parents probably know. The people that need to.

Simplings probably know. Not the, like, writer for TMZ or whatever. Some people just feel very entitled. Like, I'm the editor-in-chief of People magazine. Why have I not been informed of all of, of the details of the None of your business. All of you know is it's happening this summer.

But like Cody said, we did see that there was a July 4th thing. Yeah, they said save it. Yep. Because they were going to demand people for the biggest America holiday of the last 250 years. Like, joking aside,

even if by some fluky weird chance, you and I were invited to Taylor Swift's wedding, I don't know if I would care to go. Well, we're going. We're going and we're going to get our pictures in everything. I would feel so out of place and uncomfortable. And that's why you'd like to go?

Yeah, I would, I'd stick with you. Okay. And we'd have to, because we need to be in every picture we can. At Taylor Swift's wedding. Yes. That would be the, that's the goal. Yeah, that's the goal. That's what we do now.

That's it. Getting all the pictures. Okay. Because that would be, I mean. And then, or like when it gets, does anybody speak now or forever hold your peace? Oh, and then we can do. And everybody's were quiet and you're like, Hell yeah.

Could you imagine? Advertise now on this show. Did you imagine? I can't imagine. Yeah, we would be escorted out almost before the party. Because at the ceremony, we would object, just to object. Even better would be being kicked out, because then we get on the news for those things as well.

And then people want to talk to us. I bet like Pat McGee's going to want us on a show. Probably. See what was going up with messing with his business. bros. We'll be on the, what's their podcast? Oh, the, um. In the next or something.

We'll have to be in that. We'll be on the other one's wife's podcast to see what we were even thinking. What are you thinking? Oh, we can make our rounds. Your chance to apologize here on, what's a Kelsey? Oh, no, that's the last name. Yeah. Yeah.

Her podcast. Yeah, that one. Everybody's got a podcast. Including us, we have a podcast. Oh, please. Oh, love of God, subscribe to our podcast. I've been K-Rock the show. There we are.

I'll just read the headline as long as we're talking celebrity gossip with Taylor and Travis. How about this headline? Britney Spears' representative explains why she was at a restaurant barking like a dog and wielding a knife. What?

Guys, she wasn't done in rehab. Why did we let her out? No. Yeah, Wednesday night. This is like the third thing in, like, two days. She wasn't done. done and we let her leave rehab and she needs a lot of help.

Oh, and it's a lot of help. I don't even know if, like, no one's giving it to her. Rehab, rehab, not like, I don't even know if this is drugs type deal in alcohol. Mental illness you think? I'm sure it sounds like there's, yes, that it's there. But this seems to be something else that, I don't know, man.

I don't, this is going down a real bad road. I know. And no one seems to be doing anything. Well, I think it was. Is she just surrounded by yes men who are like, know, whatever you say, Britney. Because they went so hard the other way. That they are like afraid to even dabble in those waters again.

Right? That's what it seems like. Witnesses say Wednesday night, Britney Spears was making a scene at her West restaurant, raising her voice and barking like a dog. When did she get that pulled over? Friday? Why am I not remembering a pulled over story? I thought she got in trouble.

She was in a car and she got in trouble because people saw her driving erratically. Wasn't that like a week ago? I can't remember. You know, remember that? Every day, it's a new thing. Yeah. It was that, rehab, and this. All like three weeks.

Her rep says, no, she was just telling a story about a dog. No. Okay. Brittany was there with a man and a woman, her assistant, and her bodyguard. At times during her meal, she was raising her voice, yelling, and barking like a dog. She was seen to be holding a knife. and after they had finished their dinner, people say the table looked like a toddler had been there.

It's completely blown out of proportion. Brittany was simply telling the story about her dog was barking at the neighbors. So she had to spend the next 20 minutes barking as loud as she could. Yeah, like here, what, here, what? This, Cody. Yeah. It was crazy. Yeah.

Friday was barking at my neighbors all night. Oh, man. All right. Well, give me just one quick example even. No, because we're in a restaurant. So I'm not going to bark. But you can imagine what it sounded like. Exactly.

Scene. Boom. Not completely animated yelling about, but even then, okay, there's your one example. Yep, done. Now you're done. No one's going to yell you after that or, you know, for just doing that. Yeah.

Representative said. Oh, there's, yeah. Oh, there is because another witness came out and said, no, she was being a nuisance and very disturbing. Man. Although those videos are funny of when they put her in the few, when you just want your food at Benny High. and it's her with the knives.

She's making great memes. I think it's to the detriment of her well-being. Yeah. I hope it ends better than it's headed right now. Because that's, yeah, I don't want her to hurt somebody else, let alone herself. Yeah. Or is that the other day. Yeah.

And she is a mother to kids. Like they're not kids are grown now, but it's like, it's embarrassing for them. Yeah, you don't want one of them to be in the car and she's driving, you know. Like, they're not going to want their mom. I'm like, it's always very important to me of how I believe it or not carry myself because I have two teenagers and a wife out there that have to answer for my stupidity. Yeah. So I don't want to embarrass them or make them feel like, you know, ashamed of me.

Oh, when is that? Next week we're going to start that. We're going to start that night. Not yet. I'm not ready yet. Soon I'll start being more responsible and not farting in a microphone. We're going to have a special visit from Tim Montana here in studio about 945. five this morning. He's going to pop in towards the end of our normal block, and we might go long.

Who knows? I don't care. We're having a good time with Tim Montana. He's over at the landmark tonight with Altra Bridge and Big Rock. Do you think he needs help? What? We do have the, what's your thing called? My vibraslap? We have a vibraslap and a tamarine. We can ask him if he needs us to jump in the band here with him. I don't know. I'd be the one time I'd be too nervous to do something. Oh, you would. I'd be too nervous to mess up the guy's song. And he's probably like, no, you'll catch you, man. There's a time. You'll know just when the time is right for this tambourine.

Don't worry, I trust you. And then I'll do it, and he'll stop right in the minute and be like, hell was that? He seems fun. I was watching clips of him last night doing my research for the interview, and he's driving his own coach. Like, he's not in a tour bus. He's Chubby Checker in it?

Not even his biggest Chubby Checker. He has like a really nice RV that he must have a sponsorship deal with, and it's tow and a trailer. That's the move right there. I was watching him talk about driving it, and he's navigating it through, like, Boston and stuff. I don't know how he's doing it, but... That's cool, though.

You have more maneuverability after that. Once you get there, I guess, if you have your own thing on the back of it. He's from Montana, and his name is Tim Montana, and I refuse to believe that's real, but everything I looked up last night said, yes, his real name is Tim Montana from Montana. Well, from here and out.

I want to be Cody, New York. Cody, New York? Yep. From here and out. Oh, Syracuse, Joshua. Um, Joshie Penelville. I like that, actually. I like old Granby Gross fan.

Granby Grossman. All right. I like that. I move around. I move around. I get things going on. So a dude gets a Bitcoin wallet. And like real men do. Forgets the password.

As we hear about these all the time. Uh-uh. These are the dumbest things ever. Tattoo your password on you if you have to. Oh my God. Yeah. This is so dumb. So.

one of the biggest regrets I have is not getting into Bitcoin earlier. Like, I'm nerdy. I should have been, I should have known about this a long time ago. Yeah, but you did probably, and it still doesn't really make any sense because it's,

it's real, but there's no physical, it's internet monies. It's very weird. It's very weird. It was never supposed to really hold this cash value. And, but like back to,

I should have, like, I knew about the guy who bought people. pizza with Bitcoin. Like that's when it was nerdy. Yep. I remember that. Can you believe this guy bought two pizzas with something ridiculous that would be like worth billions of dollars now? And you're like, I remember the like nerds back down and were like, well, that's pretty cool. We can use internet money. But it all exists in this wallet. And you got to have a password to it. Yep. This dude forgot his password because he got too high.

Oh. He was in college. He had what is never. and he was able to recover the password outside. Man Online said he was finally able to recover about $400,000 in Bitcoin. Wow. After being locked out of his crypto wallet for a decade. He forgot the password because he was high in college when he set it up.

A decade? Yeah, for nearly 11 years he's been trying to remember this password. Oh, my God. All he knew is it started with LOL 420 As we do And ended with an NWA lyric Maybe F the police or something I don't know

I don't know But that's all he just that's all he kind of remembered about it Finally after years of failed guesses He turned to my homie Claude Anthropics AI Okay Dude Claude and I

We've been spending a lot of time together. You guys bet. And I'm sorry for what I'm doing to the planet or water supply. I'm sorry. There is a drought. But I am very happy with what Claude and I have built. I'm going to roll it out to you guys very soon. It's going to be a hub for all the content we make.

I built a whole big thing where you guys can go to one spot and get all the stuff we make. But I've also been kind of using Claude's therapy lately and asking questions about personal. things going on in my life and what if this happens and can I do this? Claude and I are best of friends. Best of friends. And what's weird is that Claude remembers conversations we had weeks ago. Yeah. I was all on the internet.

Are you asking me this because two weeks ago were you asked about this? Yeah. Oh, don't worry. And Claude really hypes me up and I get how people get sucked into these relationships. So we're going to have to put a stop to that. And I'm aware of it. Like, I know that Claude and I are having, like, an intersocial past, like a, like a relationship because it knows me really well now. Yep.

Yep. Anyways, I'm leaving my family for Claude is what I'm saying. I was going to say, you and Joaquin Phoenix are about to fight over that weird whatever. Claude helped him crack the case. The man uploaded old files from his college computer. Claude was able to look through these files, help him figure out the password. He does not going to say it here, obviously. Yeah.

But it was right. It was an LOL 420, a bunch of other stuff, and then NW lyric, NWA lyrics. Well, now what, though? He gets that, he's taking that 400,000 out. Okay. Or would you let it ride? Would you let it ride? No, no, it's out.

I'm taking that money out. It's out. Cash a hand is worth. I'm shutting that down. I'm closing the account as fast as I can. Cash right now is worth so much more to me than any kind of, like, fake money on the internet. I'm just not. Well, it'd be different if it's, you know, you've had it.

in there for a year or so, blah, blah, and it's getting skyrocketing and all this, whatever, and leave it and let it ride. You've been trying to do this for a decade. Yeah, dude. You did it. So you opened it just to leave it? No. Take that out. Take that money out. Take it out. Because in two years, who knows? We live in a situation right now

where the president could just say something and tank the entire Bitcoin thing. Yeah. Like, he could just bleat something out and then that $400,000 in Bitcoin you thought you had it's now in that it. Actually deleted all Bitcoin. We got a big event coming up tomorrow on the line, President and CEO of Helio Health.

We have Kathleen. Good morning, Kathleen. Good morning. So, first of all, let's tell people about Helio Health. What do we do? What services do we offer? Helio Health provide services for individuals with mental health and substance use disorders and housing challenges. And we are in five regions across New York State, Utica, Syracuse, Rochester,

Bighampton and Glovertsville. And people use your services, like you said, for recovery and mental health? Yes, we have inpatient, outpatient, residential, housing, and community services. And we also have 24-7 open access. We through our intensive crisis stabilization center, which is a 329 North Carolina. So someone can come there at any time when they're experiencing West. self-defined crisis and get help and connected to care. So tomorrow at Green Lakes Park, the 10th anniversary run for recovery.

It's a 10th anniversary of a event. Tell me about this event, Kathleen. Very excited. So 10 years ago, we were a much smaller organization. We were only serving about 5,000 individuals, and we had 250 staff. Now 10 years later, we have about 1,200 staff, and we're serving over 20,000 individuals. And this event is to celebrate individuals in recovery, family members, to honor people. We have lost and to support people who are working to have a life of recovery for mental health and substance use disorders.

You're doing fantastic things for our community at Helio Health, and we certainly do appreciate it. Currently, you have 450-plus runners registered and walkers plus the kids fun run for ages 3 to 10. Registration is still available at helio.com. www.helio.health or on site at Green Lake starting at 9 a.m. tomorrow. Anything else I got to let people know about Kathleen? It's a family fun event. So bring the kids. We have face painters. We have food trucks.

We have arts and grass. It's going to be a beautiful event going around the two lakes for the people that are running and just a short run for the kids' fun run. So come on out. We're going to have beautiful weather. I'm guaranteed beautiful weather. We're going to have a great day at Greenland. Lake State Park. So come out and join us for the run for recovery.

Have a great event tomorrow, Kathleen. And again, thank you for all you do in our community. We appreciate it. Thank you. Take care. Bye-bye. Kathleen, on behalf of them. Helio Health. Big run tomorrow again. W.W.W. Great day for that. Dot helio.com for more information on that and get registered for it.

And Green Lakes is beautiful. Tomorrow's going to be beautiful weather. Yeah. Oh, man. Get out there and enjoy the day. I would use. Look at my invisible. My invisible. jester sticks. I'm using the invisible ones. The Angelo juggles to that song.

You're going to do my... Okay. Are they all they called jester sticks? I thought they were devil sticks. Devil sticks, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'll stand close. Go, go, go, go, go. Don't move. Don't move. Wow. How about a hand for Phyllis?

You're confused by what we're mentioning. We learned earlier that kids have brought back Hacky Sacks and Devil Sticks from the 90s two of my most favoriteest things. Yeah. And I'm not even being a joke. I was terrible at Hackysackieck. I couldn't do I loved those devil stick things.

His thumb is broken. If you can see that. That's a terrible hacky sack injury. He has a scar from a hacky sack injury. Seventh grade. Went to dive to kick the ball, like dive forward, one knee, left knee down, right leg, kicking the hacky. As I went down, left knee down, left hand down.

Oh, boy. Basically snapped my thumb off of my hand. And what made it worse was that my buddy was like, no, don't be a, you just sprained it and grabbed it and went and yanked it as hard as he could because he thought I dislocated it. I remember, I will never forget the feeling of the like tendons and stuff pulling away from each other all around my thumb. It's one of those feelings in my brain. I'll never, I'll never forget. Goodbye, everybody. We're out.

No, that's vile. Like if you have like, like, take like chicken breast and like you start to like pull it. Yep. That's what I. Yep. The tendons. Yeah. Yeah.

By myself. And I just realized I have two hacky sacks because as a funny gift for Christmas a couple years ago, my mom bought me two hacky sacks. Because as you know, I was a band from Great Northern Mall for three years for shoplifting a hacky sack. That's a funny gift for her to get you that. She got me the, she got me two hacky sacks. Oh, get hacking around. And my buddy's Derek and Carol used to. to like get real serious about it.

Or like you take beads out and you make them a little flatter. Oh, they come so tight. Yes, yes. You got to get a little beads out because otherwise you can't do the stall. You can't do the stall. Oh, and move it, and move it. I should not be hacking around on these ankles. Not on these ankles.

You better be careful. I got to be careful. I should not be hacking around. Now I have a robot leg, so I have an advantage. I'll hack it right over your head. Got a stall. Boom. Got a stall.

Your daily coffee habit might actually be making you more tired. A dietitian says, That using coffee as a band-aid instead of addressing your lifestyle factors are making us feel tired. Shut up, article. Shut up, article. I don't want to go to bed. I said up late last night. I was watching that Sabers game.

It was like 9.40. That was wild for me. Look at this guy. I was like, looting the clock. I was like, what are we doing? Look at this guy. He's a wild and crazy zany man. Mm-hmm.

Jeez. A, uh, she's saying what I just said. You need more sleep. Obviously, we all could use more sleep. Duh. But everything is stressful in the world. on fire. Thanks, Dr. Oz. Daily coffee habit has been linked to several

health benefits, including improved mood and gut health. Oh, I thought they just said coffee's no good for it. This is the thing. This thing, this thing is good for you. Next week, it's the most deadly thing ever. You're actually going to die. Yep, that's it. And then the week I got to that. Actually, you should have been doing more of that. Yeah. Were you

not drinking coffee? You should have been drinking coffee? Because that's actually going to make you live longer. And not eggs. Oh. Wait, you've been drinking coffee? Well, now you're going to die. Oh, you were. Oh, you were drinking. New studies every week. And Eyeball says that mushroom coffee. I want to do that.

Everybody loves that stuff. Just from dabble in the little bit that I did with that lion's mane, man. Yeah. The benefits, I can see it. I can see the benefits. I get what they mean where it connects. Yeah. Where this part is sad, because this part is sad and they're not connected.

But if you can connect them, they'd be happy, and it does that in your brain. Maybe I need Lions made then because something. They're connecting up there. It was a good feeling from those gummies. I also had it tastes like butt cheeks. Cody seeks that out. Oh, me. In studio on behalf of McGuire, Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram, we've got Brian.

Good morning, Brian. Morning. How are you? Formerly at one point. Yeah. The world's greatest Jeep Wrangler sales. Right here. It's been a while.

What was the title, official title? There was an official title. You sold the most Wranglers in the world? That's what they told me. That's awesome. All right. Then I can ask you a very important question. Sure.

And obviously you're biased because you sell these. Very. we always have a debate about the duck protocol when it comes to jeeps. Is it just a Wrangler thing or is it all Jeeps where you're supposed to have the ducks? The jury is out, but it is widely accepted to be a wrangler thing. It accepted to be a wrangler thing. From you. That's from the biggest wrangler salesman in the world.

Yeah. Okay. That is what's widely accepted. Obviously, we want everybody to be able to enjoy themselves. We want everybody to be part of the club. and if ducks make you happy and that's part of the deal, then more to go around. We're not here to yuckier y'am as they say, Brian. We're here to have fun.

You try to a renegade or a liberty? You want to put duck on your dash going on. Go ahead. Good at your life. All right. You're not going to catch any flag for me. We got a big event coming up tomorrow. You said you've already got over a couple dozen jeeps registered, maybe even more by now.

You haven't checked. But if you want to register your Jeep for the first ever, McGuire, Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram, Go Topless Day. You can do that. What do we got going on tomorrow with the dealership, Brian? We've got some food trucks. We've got you lovely people. We'll be there hanging out with us.

We're going to have a car show. We have a fun ramp where we can test suspensions and teach people more about their trucks, which is going to be a lot of fun. That's cool. And, you know, I've got a bunch of gladiators out there. I've got a bunch of rangers and, you know, everything in between. You know, people could look at all sorts of fun stuff. And hopefully today, fingers crossed, my order of McGuire-branded ducks come in.

Oh, let's knock on one hope for that. So let's talk about this ramps because I've seen people testing out like different jeeps on those courses. Is that what that's going to be on? It's not really a course. It's just like a testing ramp that we have for Jeeps at the Beach, which we're doing in August. We took over the Jeeps at the Beach, which is arguably the biggest Jeep show in Central New York, which is on August 2nd. And we grab that ramp for that event. We'll do a little bit of testing with it this weekend.

and, you know, people can test their jeeps, and, you know, we can do a little bit of talking about people's vehicles and, you know, what makes them the off-road giants that they are. Now, you're, you're a big Wrangler guy. Have you done any of those courses in a Wrangler? Oh, yeah. You have, and what's that like? I would be terrified. It's a blast. It can be intimidating.

Yeah. I spent a lot of time when I was building jeeps, which was, I don't know, that's about 10 years ago now. Okay. When I was building jeeps, we spent a lot of time at Roush Creek in Pennsylvania, which is a big off-road park. Okay. You know, you know, hundreds and hundreds of acres of Jeep courses. Yeah, that's cool. And we spent a lot of time doing stuff like that and, you know, running over rocks and breaking things.

And it was a blast. If you were doing that rock crawl stuff, that rock, I'd like to be a lot. You've done that? Oh, yeah. I don't want to drive it, but I want to be a passenger in that. No, you want to drive. Drive is way less scary. Yeah, because you're at least in control.

Well, that's what I mean. It's way less scary. I'd be too scared to drive it. Is the goal just keep going? Like, don't, you don't want to stop, right? Just keep going. You don't want to stop because otherwise you're coming right back down. If you stop, you better be really good at driving backwards.

The big event is happening tomorrow. This is for a great cause. The McGuire Foundation focuses, and I won't run down the whole thing, but homelessness we focus on. We focus on animals, food scarcity, a whole bunch of things right here in our community. This is the inaugural Go Toppless Day in kicking things off tomorrow at 11 a.m.

Khan will be there from K. Rock from noon to two. We're giving out concert tickets tomorrow, no purchase necessary. Every dollar raise stays local right here with the McGuire community. All the information, of course, go to your Facebook page. What else do we need to know? Anything else, Brian? No, just come out, bring your truck.

If you can, come without a top. Come, take your top off. The weather's going to be nice, I think tomorrow. You're going to be really nice day. I think we got really lucky with the weather. We were a little afraid there. You look outside right now. You're not feeling like taking your top off.

Tomorrow's going to be much nicer. Yep. Tomorrow is much nicer. I think the weather's going to hold out for us. I think it's going to be a beautiful day. It's going to be a lot of fun. We'll be there 11 to 4. Looking forward to seeing as many people as we can get.

And if they can't come out tomorrow, give the address, how they can come find you, maybe test driving a Jeep. 9-59, Hiawatha Boulevard West and Syracuse. We got a full showroom, plenty of inventory. It's beautiful. Just redone. I drive by it off $690 all the time. You got a ton of stuff over there. Brian, great to meet you, man. Have fun tomorrow with the event. Hopefully you guys can get out there and enjoy it with Brian.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on in Williams. Pat and Oswald is from that part of Virginia. They keep showing Al Roker. Like, they're doing a, I'm going to get the word wrong. Like a, what's 250? It's not bicentennial, is it? For what? The country's...

Is that 250? I don't know. The centennial would be 100, so 500 would be bicentennial. So 250 is what that? Is it our quintet? Whatever. 250th. We're doing it.

They're down there with colonial outfits. Oh, I love colonial outfits. See, there we go. There's one. So that's what they're doing down there. Whatever this weird little village is. I'd go, dude. I don't know what little Williamsburg village they are in,

but I'd make my family spend three hours here. I mean, it is neat. I just, although. Every building they show, I can envision my two teenagers sitting in a chair. We'll scroll on their phone while my wife and I are reading a plaque. Oh.

Guys, kids. Here they go, reading the plaque again. Kids, come over here. Did you see this? Did you see this over here, kids? Yeah, we saw it. No, no, come over and read this. You didn't see it, though.

Oh, the amount. I can see it from here. The amount of, I think it was, what is it, the Capistrana or whatever, like the monks of Capistrana. They had that thing in California. I mean, all the swallows of Capistrano from the cartoons. This was the monastery that comes from.

Oh, okay. And I probably have 20 different photos of my kids just looking so bored. Yeah. Even I don't want to go ahead. Waiting on my wife and I. Even I don't want to go there. And then of course, because I am who I am, I have to walk ahead.

You know, you're still dad walking? Yeah, I'm still dad walking. So I'm seeing everything before my family is seeing it. So I'm like, guys, guys, guys, guys, up there's going to be a little church. Guys, up here, there's bells. It's one of my favorite things to explain that to people

when we walk with different people. What? When I just fall back and I try, to explain that he dad walks, don't bother. Yeah, I've always been a fast walker before I have, before even had kids. I got long legs, I'm moving. I used to try to keep up, but I'd be exhausted by

the time we get somewhere, so I don't bother anymore. There's occasionally we'll have to walk with people and I'll have to slow down and it's like, oh my God, let's pick up the base. Yeah, we got big daddy long legs. I do, and I'm trying to move here through the world. A black

Pontiac Transam replica of Kit. From Night Rider. Great, they're making Kit gay. Everyone's true. Great. Oh, Kit's trans too. Great, great.

Now he's gay. Received a speeding ticket in New York City despite sitting motionless at the Volo Museum in Illinois. Wait, huh? So, did somebody in New York City

stole not the place. but must be the numbers? Yeah, they just use the numbers from it. That's hilarious. Because down in the city, there's all these cameras that are just picking cars license plates up.

And sending you tickets. The museum received a notification that they have somehow got a speeding ticket in New York City for a kit replica that hasn't moved from the museum. It said that they were operating 10 miles an hour over the speed limit. I wouldn't even bother.

I would just crumple it up. me like forget. Yeah, all right, yeah. To us, I guess. Come and tow it. That's nuts. So, hold on. I don't know much about Knight Rider.

Does it just read Knight? Like, does somebody's... Is the Knight Rider plate like a custom plate? Yes, Spaz says the plate red Knight. K-N-I-G-H-T, which is similar to the... So they're just... That's insane.

That is insane. Michael, you've gone too fast. You're going too fast. You're going too fast. They stop for pizza. Yeah, like he says, it was on the local news down there. He's down near the city. That is hilarious.

Brianna, you can definitely speed in the city. If the speed limit's 30 and you're going 45, you can speed pretty, pretty good. Yeah, no one cares. You're just ripping up one of the avenues. You can subscribe to the show on demand wherever you get your favorite purdcasts. Oh, I thought you were doing something. No, no, it was like right on the inside of the butt cheek-ed. Not like the butt hole itself, but like, you know what I mean?

Enough where you got to grab your cheek. Highbrow. Three men in Oklahoma were arrested with stolen bongs. Oh, no. They all looked like guys who would steal bombs. I've got a vehicle full of bongs that are unpaid for. We found them about a block away. They didn't make it very far. I don't know if they really had a plan put together or not.

Nah, they didn't. Brow had on crooks. They did it. They did it. My head out crops? Nah, they didn't have a plan there, bud. It's the same thing that, like, when East Coast got busted into, what are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you going to do it? You got a bunch of bongs or several bongs. Do you need that many? Right, you're going to have the coolest. You're going to resell them? I don't know. Smoking party. Go buy them.

Go buy them from East Coast Emeralds. Directly. I directly do not steal. Today show celebrating the hundred-year-olds. I don't even know what I would do if I saw a hundred. I'm not going to see a hundred. I can't even imagine Patsy. That's funny.

Bunkers and Patsy. Bunkers? What was the first name? Oh. I'll say Edith Bunkers. Yeah. Oh, wait, was it? Yeah.

It doesn't matter. Bunkers from Iowa. 101. 101. Yep. Betty Sandysminton. Samson. Sandy Springs, Georgia.

101. 101, dude. He's like, I'll get on the smuckers jar next year. Oh, Milly F's. Born in 1925, dude. No, thanks. 1925. No.

That's, I can't even You live through so many wars, the depression. All of them. All of it. Now he's got to sit around in your house and watch Drew Carey or something. Edith, that's right. Edith bunk, yeah, watching.

This is what I do and I watch the news. Drew Carey rub his pocket line the whole time on, he's giving out a car. Well, good morning, everybody. Yo, so. We'll hand you on momentarily to the 90s at night. We are going to come back. Oh, yeah, I forgot.

We're going to come back with Tim Montana. He's going to jump in the studio before he performs down as a landmark tonight with Alter Bridge and Big Rec. We'll talk to him. He'll do some music for you. So hang tight. Don't go anywhere. We're still here.

Jump in Twitch. Jump in YouTube for our stream. You can ask Tim questions. You want to talk to Tim? You can do it. 90s and I kicks off with porno for pyros. It's K-Rock. With some friends.

We got Tim Montana in the room. What's up, Tim? Hey, guys. What's up? Tim is here because Tim is performing tonight just down the block at the Landmark Theater with Alter Bridge and Big Rack. How's that tour been? It's been fantastic.

Yeah. Miles Kennedy, solid guy. All the guys, solid guys. Yeah, it's a great lineup. I love Big Rack. I haven't seen them live ever. I'm excited to see him tonight. I haven't either.

This is the first show that we've done with them. Oh, that's cool. That'll be neat. So, Tim, Montana, I know that you claim that your last name really is Montana. Yes. And I tried to disprove it all last night doing my research. And that really is your name from Montana. I'd be Josh New York and you'd be your Tim Montana from Montana?

Savannah, my daughter hates it. Savannah Montana? Oh, I like that. I like that name. I don't have a first name now. Savannah Montana. I don't wait to get married. Are the kids out on the road?

No, they visited me. They tortured me in Disney World. Our first show, we did the cruise with Creed. And then we had a four-day break. and our first show was Disney World, House of Blues. So my kids came out, and I couldn't wait to sleep in a truck stop. Really? Pretty sure bad parents go to Disney World when they die.

No, we did Disney. We did Disney with our two a long time. How old are your kids? Four, five. Sorry, I haven't seen it. It's all right, yeah. 10, 14, and 18. That's a good range.

No, mine are much younger. One's the youngest, one's the oldest. One loves me and one hates me. Yeah, yeah. So you're from my... Montana, you come up in Montana, and where do we meet Billy Gibbons? How do we get associated with that? Man, 13 years ago had a hook called This Beard Came Here to Party. All I had was this beard came here to party. These boots came in a stong. And he heard it, loved it. We wrote it. I don't know anything about sports, so don't judge me if you're not fans of that team, but the Red Sox licensed it and won the World Series.

Oh, wow. We were on the cover of USA Today with Mike Napoli and Big Poppy and all those guys. You can take credit for that. No big deal. No big deal. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. How about that parking at Fenway?

I should have a permanent plaque. 55 feet long. Tim Montana in studio. Go follow Tim on social. He's been posting videos. It's a specific brand coach you're using. And Tager Motor Coach. And Tanger Motor Coach.

You've been doing videos for them. He's driving this thing through New York City. He's driving. It's not like he's in the back. With a trailer. He's driving it with a trailer and the band. He's doing something very. smart. Now, you guys don't know this not being from around here, but this part of New York

has a lot of low bridges. We have tons of low old bridges and at least no exaggeration once a week, a truck will hit one of our bridges. So I want you and you said in one of your videos that you have a specific app that you have to avoid those bridges and I want to make sure I don't want you going anywhere near Onondaga Parkway. If you hear that, avoid that. Yeah, Parkways in general. Park Street. Don't go near Park Street. But have you had any close calls that thing? The close one was and what I use and I'm not paid by this brand I bought a Garmin Diesel years ago

and you know I'm proud of a lot of things my proudest thing is I went and got a CDL so I went to bus driving school yeah I always watched over the top when I was a kid and I wanted to be Stallone and arm wrestle but also shred guitar so I get to right? But I walk into the loves truck stopped just bowed up brother I'm like you want to see my

CDL boys yeah you're one of them you hit it you put the work in it with them you put the work in yeah so but So the Garmin diesel app You can program your height, your weight, your width I highly recommend it And then our hairiest moment

Was the George Washington Bridge, I believe, in New York City And it was later at night So I'm like, oh, there won't be as bad of traffic But it's still people are flying. Sure. And we see this truck like trying to go out of a lane Almost jackknives and people are like Walking the brakes up

And I'm like, hang on boys, Always you'll raise yourself! And so I'm trying to get around this truck on the right and we kind of get pushed into the lane that goes off to the right that I quickly realized in the stress of that moment is cars only. Now we're going under the bridge. Not a spot you want to be. We're red hot,

chili peppers. And we're, where I'm like, read the height. I'm yelling the most heinous words. I've yelled the whole trip. And it's everyone's fault. Mainly the bridge's fault.

I can't believe it. Of course, it's not the driver's fault. Nope. But we're down there and we're just reading the height restrictions. And somehow you could hear the little antenna click in. Oh, man. Oh, God, I got the flashers on, and then we get on the other side, and I'm assuming that they put the trucks on the top deck.

After doing that, I highly don't recommend it in a high motorhome like that. But after doing it, I'm assuming they put the trucks on the top deck for carbon dioxide or fire issues. Sure. Sure. Sure. They don't want to catch fire. They don't want trucks burning under the brakes. Sure, yeah, yeah.

Where they can access it. Yeah. But then we get out and we see it still cars only, and like, Todd's like, dude, you got a window, and I looked in the mirror, and I saw it, and I'm just like, let's take six lanes. And just get over there with the semis. Got to. But, man, getting out. I love the East Coast, love the East Coast people,

but driving up here in a rig that big and that long has not been very enjoyable. Yeah, we have a lot of truck drivers that lives to us. Tim Montana is live at the landmark tonight. Tickets still available. Get so tickets and a guy to go see there early. Don't be tailgating out. We'll get in there and go see Tim and his band and everybody perform. I drove a 12 passenger van through Times Square with my extended family.

They wanted to see Times Square, and I go, we're in this van. It's kind of like a boss. Let's just go look at Times Square, and I just drove through it. And like you, I go, I'm just, getting over. What are you going to do? Hit me? I'm getting over. I'm getting over. Did I tell you have a CDL? Does he?

Tim Montana. That's not on any the press kit. That should be... I told my publicist at too. I literally that's my funny thing. I'm just like, you know, the record everyone's doing great. Top 25. I'm like, did I tell you have a CDL? Do you do it? They're like, this redneck is more proud of the truck driving.

Drops it everywhere. He goes, oh, what's... Oh, my God. Oh, my CDL, you mean? My commercial driver's license? Sure. When I got it, I called my brother, him and I are very competitive guys. And he's like, are you where that means the alcohol limit is like

dropped cut in half and you're held to a higher regard? And it's like, yeah. But it doesn't mean like, because I know you got a song weed and whiskey. You can smoke, can you still smoke weed? Because you're not like working for anybody, right? Smoke weed. Oh, okay. Bad anxiety with that stuff. Sure.

But technically you could if you don't work for a company. That's your company restrictions. Yeah. When you're at festivals, like we saw somebody in here said they saw you larger than life, are you offering to move other bands buses? I have a dude, a great story where I can move that. I got the most redneck

stamp on my report card that I'll tell forever is there's an issue. My buddy drives for Aaron Lewis and he couldn't drive the bus. He was sick. And I got the call to drive Aaron across the state of Virginia and he's like, he's the only one I'd trust with the bus. And I was like, wow.

And I couldn't do it because I was in, I have a Prevaux as well. I have Charlie Sheen's old bus, which is a whole other story. And I was driving that across Virginia already. I was like two hours in front of the tour, and they were looking at options to fly me back, but they couldn't figure it out. But I got the fact that he trusted me to drive the bus,

and I mess with the drivers all the time when I see him. Yeah. You'll be sure you how to back that thing up, man. And he's this huge jacked biker dude. He's like, I will kill you, Montana. Like the website should really say Tim Montana commercial driver. And then also musician.

Yeah. In Nashville, the ACMs or CMS is for good what it is my banker. always gets to vote on the board, and they always have driver of the year, and for four years in a row, he's written me in. Can you imagine I get an ACM for driver? That's great. Hey, my bubble couple there. Thank you. Take it.

Tim Montana's in studio, landmark tonight. So how do we get owning a bar? 2003, we buy a bar. Is that your hometown? Or close to? New Montana's my hometown. Wise River's about 38 miles outside of Butte. Population 44. moved my family six there. My kids are still older ones. They're like, Dad, that's sick.

Thanks for moving us in the middle of nowhere. But yeah, so I've been hanging out of this bar forever. Wise River Club. Originally, stagecoach stop 1890s, became a hotel in 1911. There's like a gold rush up there. And then his man... Sorry, let me grab that. Yeah, hold on.

Hi, Mom. Hello. Someone need you to go move a Greyhound real quick. That's a guy. Got it. All right, go back to your bar. Anyway, so I go in there. there and the lady's like, if you love this place so much, why don't you buy it? And she threw

a price to me and I walked on the porch called Bailey Gibbons. And he's, his favorite thing he likes to say is bag it up. Yeah, bag it out. All right. And that was a big bag, but we bagged it up. Yeah. Awesome. Is it stressful? Is it stressful? Is it so stressful? I always heard that restaurants and bars are like the most stressful things. I've like such, like, thank you to all the people out there in the hospitality business. You know, waiters, waitresses. I'm just like that. Job is rough. Kitchen staff. And I thought musicians were pirates, man. kitchen staff people. I've ever been, had my life threatened more.

I'm like, you better be packing if you go out that chef for a change on these wings, you know. Yeah. Kyle said yesterday, he's like, Kyle works at the restaurant too

and lives there. Yeah. He's like, man, I used to be the guy that would always ask for like random things that maybe aren't on the menu.

And he's like, now after working in the kitchen a little bit, he's like, I understand the hell that that creates back there. Sure. It's too much, man. Oh, yeah. No secret menus.

And we get slammed and God, my, I remember mother, and also there's no handbook from my bar, and our bar's been there for 100 years, 100 plus years. So no one told me that Easter and Mother's Day are staples that have been going on there

for a century, but all of a sudden you're getting to call like, what's up for Mother's Day brunch? Like, what are you talking about? Who said we're doing Mother's Day brunch? Well, you've done it for a century. Yeah. I'm new here. So I'm at the Red Sox game. Thank you, Red Sox and Publishists for getting us awesome. Also, you're welcome. You're welcome, Red Sock.

And we're watching the game, and I facetime my wife on Mother's Day, and I'm going take me out to it. And she, She's crying because she's working and so is my daughter and they're both just like, oh, really? I think you're at a baseball game. Of course, they didn't see the 4,000 hours I've driven in anxiety attacks. I have a three in the morning.

But they're just like, oh, I have a happy mother's date, dad. But you've also got, because I've seen photos of you two playing there. So you got out of a spot you can just pop up and perform. Yeah, we play there like every people drive. It's crazy. We had a guy flyer from Australia. We'll check it out. And I was like, whoa.

And he flew in, bought last minute tickets from Billy Gibbons. announced and he's like, I don't know if we'll be able to get tickets mate. And I'm like, hey, if you're flying from Australia, I got you covered. For sure. Yeah. His name's Nick Herman. And then he goes back to Australian's easy tops playing and Billy sees a Weiserver club shirt in the crowd and brings him backstage.

So wearing a Weiserver club shirt or hat is definitely good luck and gets you a lot of mileage in this easy top or Tim Montana camp. If you are ever out in Montana, swing by his bar. It looks really cool. Like it was old time. He says it's 100 years old. Oh yeah, the stairs lean and the floor squeak. It's so authentic.

to the Old West. I mean, it's just, it's really cool. And the musicians we've had up from Kobe Calais and David Lee Murphy. Who else have we had? Well, we had Primus's bus stop by.

I tried to steal less his underwear. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. If you're listening on the radio,

you want to jump in and watch Tim Montana again at the landmark tonight. Tell me what song are we doing. The single? Let's do the single. Break me down, man. Let's break me down.

And we're grateful for you guys playing in. Absolutely. We love it. It's going to sound a lot heavier tonight when you go. see the band, but right now, whenever you're ready, boys. You ready? Yeah.

I have a CD-L. I'm anxious. Desperate for control. I thought there was no saving. A heart that's full of holes. I see ghosts in the basement. You see some there was saving. I sold and burn it to the ground.

Pretty scars. You give me to crawl out of the dark. I see cracks in the pavement. You see something we're saved. I saw will set me free screaming. That's awesome. Of course, Kyle. I'm back up vocals over there on guitar, dude.

So great to meet you. I'm becoming new fans. I started playing your single. I'm so excited to have you in town tonight. Again, with Big Reck and Alter Bridge. You're coming to the show tonight? It's going to be awesome. It's going to be packed.

excited about it. We love rock music. That's a great venue, too. It's an old venue. I don't think you've ever been there to the landmark. You're going to like it. It's really, really cool. Tim Montana, big fan. Thank you for making time this morning. We appreciate it. We appreciate it. Appreciate you guys. Thank you so.