The Show - MOOSE!

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

No recaps for Friday shows, but TNA wrestler Moose stopped by for a great hang!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Happy Friday, E! Good morning, everybody. What a week it has been, and here we are, making it to the, uh, but uh, to the end of it, I guess, you know?
Starting point is 00:01:01 Yeah, no. What, uh, what it is, what it is. I don't know what you do about Andy Dick, to be honest with you. So I'm having it again? Well, there's a video of him, like, scootering, like on an e-scooter in L.A. last night, hammered. Like, I don't know what you do for the guy. At this point. If he's not going to stay in a program, you know.
Starting point is 00:01:22 That's the thing. This point, nothing. stop we're going to have to stop but he's like m zing him i normally i would say nothing but he's out in public all of the time yeah like he's got to go somewhere that's the issue but he's in our space being all weird andy dick i know it's very annoying and he there's never been anything that he's done that i was like oh that was funny andy dick right i can't think of anything i like about him. No. I didn't even really like news radio all that much. I like Dave
Starting point is 00:01:55 Foley and that's about it. He was annoying in that. Yeah. He was annoying in that, I thought. Yeah. So I don't know, man. I don't know. No thanks. But it's like he's still out there enjoying life. Like, why are we all stressed about money in our jobs? But Andy Dick is just having the best life. Where does his money come from?
Starting point is 00:02:11 That I don't know. He probably does random things here, there. Camios and stuff. Right. Money from podcasts and random residuals from random things he's been in. Yeah. Like he's one of those people that likes to be intoxicated in public.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yeah. And then he said in that, because I saw that little interview he did after where he said that after he died and came back, the first thing he said was, Where's the vodka? And it's like, and then he laughed about it and thought it was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:02:43 And it's like, that's not funny. Addiction is sad, but he was just like. He only has an estimated worth of 300,000. Some more than me. Well, yeah, but out there. Out there's not. God knows where he lives.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Yeah. Katie said when you first had Andy Dick, I heard Dick Van Dyke, and I was concerned he was on a scooter. That would be awesome at 100 years young. He probably rips around on a scooter. He probably could. Yeah, he's fine. I would actually feel more comfortable with Dick Van Dyke on a scooter around Los Angeles
Starting point is 00:03:12 than Andy Dick. Yep. So, that's your Andy Dick update as he says, he was hammered on a scooter ripping around town last night. Dicking around on the show with He was in Dude Where's My Car? Did you like him in that? I don't remember him in that.
Starting point is 00:03:25 I don't remember who he was in that. If he was, then there's the one thing, because I did like Dude Where's my car. But I don't remember that enough. He's got that money going for him then, I guess. Right? Yeah, he probably does. He gets a couple, just little residuals here and there. So not to keep him boozing.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Not to get him an e-scooter. Well, good morning, everybody. Yes, happy Friday. We did it. We got to the end of the week. It's been a bear of a week for us. Hopefully your week has not been as stressful as ours, but here we are, and I think I'll do a house party tonight. Oh, we're going to dance with his hands on his pants.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Hands, hands, hands with my dance, dance, dance, dance. You know, so we'll have a little fun tonight. It's 7 on Twitch. Just to, you know, loosen the mood. So all we got to each other, you know what I'm talking about? He was the freak in the cage, text line says, and dude where's my car? Why do I not remember? I don't think I've ever seen dude where's my car.
Starting point is 00:04:18 It's weird how little I remember of that movie. I'm going to have to go watch it, I guess. Yeah, go watch that, man. It was wicked, stupid, but I don't care. It was meant to me. That was the era of, we're going to put out a stupid movie, and you're going to watch it, and we did. Because you're going to be high. And we did.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Yep. Grandma's boy was out. All that stuff was out. Grandma's boy, I remember every little bit. That's one of my favorite movies. It was the Super Troopers era. That is my favorite. I know it is.
Starting point is 00:04:41 So, like, the dumber, the batter. Yes. The dumber the batter. Yes. Absolutely the dumber the better. Let's do a house party. Let's get together, listen to some music, get some vibes, get some drink, get some smoking hang. How does that sound?
Starting point is 00:04:55 All right. Okay. How does that sound? I mean, it's a little debauchrous, but I mean. A little debauchress on a Friday night. You guys are up for some rowdiness. As the weather's going to swing like 50 degrees in the next 24 hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:08 It's seven right now outside the Utica studio. Yeah, it is. It's going to be 50 tomorrow. Yeah. Um, fifth. It's going to be 50 degrees. It's going to be 50. No, good.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Awesome. About time. I'm just going to go outside and sit down. And just sit there and look. It's going to sit down. What? Is this what the warm feels like? I'm going to tramping through the woods.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Anything, just anything. Just anything. Dear God. Mm-hmm. It's just endless. One degree in Cooperstown, right? Oh, my God. That's not fair. Nick's taking his hooters out tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:05:41 He says on chat. It's going topless. Hitz. Hatsom Nick. Handsome Nick is going topless. All right. I'm out. It's warm enough.
Starting point is 00:05:48 We're all taking them out tomorrow. You a Wopper guy, Burger King Wopper? No. No, I'm not either. It's because it's got all the other things on it. I like the burger itself, but I mean, and then at that point it's boiled down to just nothing. I love Burger King. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:03 To a dangerous amount. I love a Burger King. I love a Bacon, a BK. King. That was the first burger I tried to go bite for bite. You got the BK King and I got the Junior or whatever the little baby version was. Never going to happen. And I didn't even tell him.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I don't tell him when I try to go bite for bite by them because then I'm afraid he's going to alter his bites. No. So I just do it. And he, I got halfway through mine and I was. Yeah. A little full in the tummy. I've always been a fast eater. Rushed his.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Tam Tam will tell you. I've always been a fast eater. She would always say they're not going to take it from you, Josh, but I want to eat it fast. I don't get it. I want to get it in my body. And then I get some more. Well, they're making some changes to the Whopper. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, though.
Starting point is 00:06:47 But they're not getting rid of the stuff. don't like. Because most people do like the things we don't like. Yeah, they like all the condiments on it. Or the vegetable condiments. They will be stacked tall with freshly cut onions and tomatoes. Gross. Vegetables on my meat.
Starting point is 00:07:03 If I want a salad, I'll go to the salad house. Yeah, I'll go to salads all ross. Salad Paloosa. Crisp lettuce and tangy pickles. They're going to be packaging it in a box instead of paper now, which I do not like. When I get a burger at McDonald's, I request they put it in papers in a box. Yeah, I want it in the paper. I like it in the paper.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I don't want the box. It jostles. Well, I don't like touching it. So if I've got a, if I got paper, I can leave it in the paper. No, see, I like it for another reason where, or don't like it for the other reason where it jostles around. And then you open your burg, and all of a sudden your burg's this. He's, uh, for those you're just listening, he's sideways right now. I'm all slide it over.
Starting point is 00:07:44 He's leaned over a little bit. Yeah. All of my toppings are off to the, they're all jostled. No, no, no, no. Mmm. The McDonald's Archburger. This product is delicious. Mmm.
Starting point is 00:07:58 For the consumer. They're going to be put in the box, which they do with like the McDonald's, like, I think they both the single and double quarter powder in box. Quarter pounders in a box. That one, you know, that one I don't mind as much because it's big enough. Mm-hmm. But. No.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Yeah, tax sign. I need a burger diaper. I don't want to touch my burger. I don't like touching food. Yeah, he doesn't like to touch his food, but that's funny. I like that burger diaper. Burger diaper.
Starting point is 00:08:25 But this, I hope, transitions to all of their other burgers because they say there's a new bun coming. It is being swapped out for a more premium, better tasting bun. Here's the premium better tasting bun. I got a premium better taste than bun for you, boys. It will still be the same sesame seed coated bun.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Okay. Which is dangerous if you have diverticulitis. Be careful out there. It's being swapped out, like I said, something more premium, better tasting, higher quality. All right. I mean, I would like that across the other burgs. Yeah, that's usually the thing, though. I agree.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Like, why not whatever burger meat? You're like, oh, yeah, we could use better. Yeah, use the best you can use. If you were to tell me, why would you think Burger King that you were to tell me that, no, we're going to use some better ingredients in our double cheeseburger? You'd think I wouldn't go get a double cheeseburger then? You'd be like, oh, what are you using now? Right, right?
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yeah. And also that. What the Whopper people? Mm-hmm. If you're a Wopper guy, you're probably a very strict, don't you dare change it. So you think that's going to be the one to... No, we're going to change the one of the stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:29 No, I like it. I like it. Upgrade to quality. Because fast food, if you're going to be charging me $10 for a burger, it better be worth it. Yep. Better be worth it. 315, 365, 104, 1009.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Where my Wopper crew's at. Happy Friday. Here we are. Hanging with each other. We'll keep the company throughout the morning. Temperature's going to warm up tomorrow. We got that to look forward to. We got a house party tonight to look forward to.
Starting point is 00:09:55 It needs to warm up. It needs to start getting saucy outside. You know, melt some of this off. But also, get ready now. Go check your pump. Make sure it works. Check your pumps. Make sure it's all properly up and running because it's going to melt this.
Starting point is 00:10:12 And that water is going to come in fast. Yeah. So be ready for it. Tomorrow's going to be, they're saying it could hit, So be ready tomorrow for some warming. For some warming temperatures. Well, you're getting up right now. And you're thinking, well, should my first drink of the day be water or coffee?
Starting point is 00:10:31 Mm, both. New trend on TikTok says you should start drinking water first thing in the morning before sipping your cup of coffee. We knew that, right? Yeah, you're supposed to, like, pound a big old glass, like pretty quick after you get up. and it's supposed to... Kixarch of metabolism. What I get up at... The first thing I do when I get up
Starting point is 00:10:53 is slam probably 16 ounces of water. I go hard on a... I take one of my... My electro-squeeasy things, electrolytes, and I put it into a bottle and I put it in my next to my bed and when I, before I even get out of bed, that's the first thing
Starting point is 00:11:06 because I'm so thirsty. I just start... Napoleon dynamite in it real quick. Yeah, and I bet you're thirstier than me because you are doing like smoke drugs on a Friday morning. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I'm very thirsty's on the Fridays, but I make sure I hydrate like crazy before I go to bed because that's the worst. Oh, you wake up and you're like, I can't imagine what kind of in my situation you're in. I'm going to die. The claim is that drinking water as soon as you wake up promotes better hydration and cortisol regulation.
Starting point is 00:11:35 What's cortisol? What's that? Cortisol's gut stuff? I think. Or is that in your face stuff? It's cortisol? Your... College in his face.
Starting point is 00:11:42 I can't remember. Is cortisol happiness? Somebody here knows. Is cortisol what makes you happy? I think it's something, it's either in your gut or it's like the things that make your face look better. Stress hormone. All right, well, I'm maximum stress every day, Tibbs, so I don't know. And coffee is diuretic, which can worsen your dehydration first thing in the morning.
Starting point is 00:12:05 So assuming you don't drink an excessive amount of coffee, like some of you do, showbrough Neil, if you're in here with your giant coffee mug. Nice. Or those you get in that new Dunkin Bucket. Dunkin bucket That thing's crazy So don't drink a bunch of coffee Also that you do eventually get
Starting point is 00:12:24 Eight or more cups of water Throughout the day I try I'll get eight cups of water Before the end of this show I love water I love being hydrated I love drinking all that
Starting point is 00:12:35 My mother-in-law I think has like a little Like a thimble of water a day I don't know how she does it Well she's made it this far She's little too right He's very tiny Very tiny Experts do agree that drinking
Starting point is 00:12:46 Water in the morning is a healthy habit. Are you looking for a healthy lot? You're not looking for a healthy lot. Do you want to have to water? Oh my God. She just dropped a new one and it's awesome. Healthy habit that hydrates you and kickstart your water. Okay, I'm done with this. What'd she do?
Starting point is 00:12:58 Just it's, she's kicking? She has no more dance moves. No. She didn't have it to begin with. Well, now she has zero of whatever she didn't have before. We're talking about Kara's her name? I think, yeah. Health with Kara.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I think she had to go away for a little bit because she was starting to get a lot of blowback because she was being a little reckless. What was she doing? She wasn't as informed as she was supposed. to be and she was just being like, you need a healthy alternative to this? And it was something that was not really a healthier alternative to, you know, whatever. Was she, like, dabbling in that, like, anti-vax world for a minute? Oh, that I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I didn't follow her that much. She incurred people just to eat collodial silver or whatever that is that turns you blue. You want to be, well, poof, what do you want to look like a smuff? Have some silver. Eat some silver tablets. But now, like, all the comments under all her videos are just like, where's the one with farts? She's been surpassed by her own parody.
Starting point is 00:13:48 How terrible is that? Do a house party. Let's listen to some tunes. I'm supposed to say Coke Bombs. I don't know what day it is anymore. You haven't slept all week. I've just been y'am. I'm in the verge of vomit every second.
Starting point is 00:13:59 You know. Let's dance. Tukan Sam is back home. He's safe. If you don't know, Tukan, okay, his name's not... Yes, his name is Tucan Sam,
Starting point is 00:14:10 but it's not the Tucan Sam you're thinking of. It's a real Tucan. Okay. In Las Vegas. I was unaware that someone's bird had escaped in Vegas. Flew out of the cage in November. Oh, wow. And has survived this entire time in the desert.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Well, they live in like the rainforest and stuff, I thought, right? Tukans? Yeah. How to do that? So a Tukin that has captivated Las Vegas residents for months has finally been rescued. Sam, because you obviously have to name Tukin. Tukin. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Yes. Escape from his cage in November has survived in the desert despite harsh conditions. Some can. They can? Yeah. And savannas, it says woodlands, tropical rainforests, and savannas of Central and South America. And some can deal with those temperatures. But they don't like it.
Starting point is 00:15:02 They don't like it. Show wear, some signs of wear, including some dehydrated skin than a chip beak. Oh, no. Does they regenerate beaks? I don't think so. I don't think that's like a fingernail. No, that's like lizards. The rescue group had been searching for Sam since the escape,
Starting point is 00:15:18 finding him perched 50 feet high in palm trees. He initially survived on figs and pomegranates, like we all do. Later turned to harmful citrus fruits. Uh-oh. That can damage his liver. I mean, we're all there too can. I mean, you know. He was hungry, though.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Las Vegas's extreme temperatures and lack of natural food sources made survival difficult. A local vet provided fluids, conducted blood, work Sam's original owners will be getting him from the rescue group. I always think about that, man, when you got to domesticate an animal that gets out on its own. Yeah. And what does it know to eat? Right. Does this nature take over and it figures it out?
Starting point is 00:16:00 Right. Whenever I see a dog missing, I'm like, how does that dog know what to eat? D garbage? Yeah, dogs will, I mean, they're hungry and they see something. So does eat a squirrel or something? If they could, I bet. Absolutely. But yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Two can. He doesn't know what's going on out there. He chipped his beak on them. Got to fight. That's what I mean. You think like... You're running... Somebody's running his mouth. Like a hawk, something swooped down. Nah, Burr. Just a fun night on Fremont Street, I think. That makes sense. Came back into town for a little. Yeah, got a little tith. Got a little wild. Said some things he shouldn't have said to a lady.
Starting point is 00:16:33 And then now here we are. So two can't say him is safe. Yes, a lady about her. Snacking on his fruit loops. Coming up bottom half of the hour, we'll get it. moose in here? Do I call him Quinn or moose? What do I go with? Moose. He's fine with that? Yeah, that's who he is. He's moose. You got to go like that.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Moose? That's his name? His entrance music works out to when he walks to the ring every week in Champ Moose. Nice. He's good. I like him. He's coming to town for T&A. He's in town this week doing media. Yeah, that's cool. This morning 7. I'll look at Cocoa lead that interview. He knows more about the wrestling world than I do,
Starting point is 00:17:11 but. and worked out a bunch of random things. Former S.U. Player, now in the wrestling world. Like you were saying, one of the first guys to do that kind of evolution, right? In the new era, because there's always been guys like Rock and Rodson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stuff like that. But, like, now that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Before it was like... It was an anomaly to be a football player who then went to wrestling. But now they're like, let's look at football players. Now it's more of, yeah, that's like a place they go to kind of first to see who they can kind of, who's got the athletics. They're athletic. They're large. I like it. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:17:44 And he's actually really good. Uh-huh. So that's also cool to have a guy around from here that is good. Felicia, um, Felicia Howard. Yo, by Felicia. Bafelicia got arrested. Down in Kentucky. 39-year-old Felicia.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I'll bail her own. Well, she did bail herself out. Oh, well, tried to. You can't? I don't know how that works. Uh, she tried to use a fake movie. money to bail herself out. You know those bills that my kids have at our house?
Starting point is 00:18:14 Oh, yes. But they look pretty close. They look 100% real. I don't even remember what made them stand out that they weren't. It just says in, if you look close, it says for motion picture use only on the money. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. But other than that.
Starting point is 00:18:29 And they still get me. When I walk into my kids room and I see a stack of hundreds on their desk, I'm like, what? Like, wait. Oh, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yep, yeah, Pat. We can fix it.
Starting point is 00:18:39 motion picture money. It says that on the bill, I guess, that, you know, for movie purposes only or whatever. So that kind of tips them off pretty quickly. I can't remember the last time I've heard of this, but I don't know if I've ever seen anybody take one to jail for sure. No. They're going to look closer than just, you know, your rap videos that you can get away with it in. Yeah. Like those guys who are like throwing bills. Those are probably fake, but you're not going to know. No. I'm throwing bills in here all the time, bud. Yo, we got fat wads. Fat wads. You know, oh, boy, my back, I'm not. I say fat wines, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Of cash. Of cash money. Yes. Of cash money. Marl dollars? Oh, yes. Puka, Bella. I'm sure you've noticed some changes.
Starting point is 00:19:24 How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins. Can sleep peacefully thanks of the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Can we through the hospital, know, the contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX, because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. We'll do a house party. We'll hang out, listen to some music. You know what I'm saying? I do know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:19:57 I do know you. I would love it if we would get together and just spend some time. It's my weekend. Okay? It's my weekend. You're coming over. All right. Okay?
Starting point is 00:20:07 Go back to your mother's on Sunday. Can I bring my tablet? Fine. But you're limiting iPad time. Oh, come on, man. I want to spend time together. What the frick? Oh!
Starting point is 00:20:20 My step grandma said I can't, but I thought I could say it here. New study finds that one in ten Americans admit they knowingly gave a partner in STD. That is messed up. That's illegal. You cannot knowingly. I was just saying, look at. We got the sun in my face. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I was leaving it for a second, but look at that. That hasn't. happened in a long time to have the sun coming through the window. Sunshine on my shoulder. Oh. Makes me happy. New study finds a 10% of Americans admit they knowingly gave a partner in STD. You should be spanked and go to jail.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Yeah, straight to jail. Straight to jail. No, yeah, that's not so nice. Among Americans who have tested positive for STDs, 45% say they have had sex without disclosing their status. Guys! What are we doing? I thought that was illegal.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Is it not, is it just something like you hear in the movies and all that crap? I don't know. I mean, obviously, I don't know. I don't know. The more serious ones I would think have to have a discussion, right? I don't know. I don't know But that's a dick move
Starting point is 00:21:38 It's a dick move Yeah Yeah Shout out to the actors Who agree to be in those HIV commercials too By the way Oh just like Because it opens up
Starting point is 00:21:46 And it says in the bottom left Actor portrayal Yeah And I'm like These poor guys now Are in the commercial Saying they got HIV Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:54 And they gotta go through life Yeah Like taking the roles as You know A gay couple On Doc Yeah So is it like now they're out just meeting?
Starting point is 00:22:06 Hey, oh, I saw that you read that HIV. No, it was just an actor in that commercial. No, no, no, no, no. There's a role. Yeah. Or if that, like, you know what to be an actor and it doesn't work out, and that's your only gig ever. Well, I feel bad for the, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:20 HIV guy one. That's what I'm saying, you're HIV guy. Not even HIV guy three. Yeah. Or you're the guy, like, I always feel bad for the diarrhea people. Diarrhea, woman, too. Like there's, I'm, like, I always feel bad for the people in the commercials who have diarrhea. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Yeah. I feel bad for the actors portraying the HIV. Yeah. Medication users. I mean, and it helps people, but, and the ones where, like, the adult diapers. You know what I mean? Like, here's me where. Yeah, that lady who's out having a fun night with all of her friends, but she's got a diaper on.
Starting point is 00:22:57 But knowingly peeing a little every little. Just a little bit's coming out, which is normal. It's very normal. I know. I don't mean to laugh. But it's all, yeah, it is. It's like, maybe people don't recognize them. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I mean, there's way more famous people that don't get recognized. So maybe the depends, adult diaper lady doesn't get recognized. Or just, you know, you get a bunch of roles and you're, no one ever remembers that that was the first and only. Like, Flo from Progressive can't get another role ever, right? She's been in a bunch of stuff. She has? Yeah, she was, but weirdly, all I ever see her as is Flo, because she was in a bunch of random like
Starting point is 00:23:34 sitcoms and stuff where she was like because she's an improv actress. Yeah, she's like other mom too or main character wife's friend that you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:23:43 that type stuff. Jan from Toyota was in the office she was in a couple of things yep yep but I just know her is Jan from Toyota yep exactly but they you could see
Starting point is 00:23:53 some of these commercial actresses get gigs here and there oh yeah Flo was in Mad Men that's right yeah so they're in some stuff they can get in some stuff I guess but I can't
Starting point is 00:24:04 I can't see, like the same thing with Rain Wilson. If I see Rain Wilson or anything, he's, that's Dwight. I'm sorry. No. Sorry. Yeah. You're the Jardians guy. You're the guy dancing in the Jardians.
Starting point is 00:24:13 You're the Depends Dipper League. Sorry. You're the HIV couple on a dock. HIV guy four. Yeah, HIV Guy 4. Tuesday, April 14th and Wednesday, April 15th. Thursday night impact. TNA is coming to town at the upstate medical university arena.
Starting point is 00:24:31 And on that card is Moose, who's in studio right now. What's up, Moose? How you guys doing? Thanks for having me. Good, man. We were just talking about your earlier days here. You had some ties to 2CW in the area, right? Yeah, 2CW, Josh.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Big shout out to Josh. Took a chance on me when you just got into first start a professional wrestling. And we built a relationship or friendship. So now every time he has a shows, he always hits me up. Yeah, you played at S.U. People know that as part of your backstory. Were you a wrestling fan when you were playing football? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Been to wrestling fans since I was six years old. Yeah. All my life. You grow up loving? I think the biggest one that got me into wrestling was Rick Flair. Yeah. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Rick Flair was, he was actually the first person I saw when I turned on my TV and saw wrestling. Isn't that weird that that's who you kind of gravitate towards the first couple people that you kind of see? And then obviously Hulk Hogan, but I was more of a, because Hocke Hogan and Ultimate Warrior was like the big two mega stars in that era. but I was more of an Ultimate Warrior guy. I was going to say in school you had to pick the sides. You had to pick a side. Yep. Because when I started watching wrestling tied into the year when it was the angle between
Starting point is 00:25:45 Ultimate Warrior and Hokkoga. I think Ultimate Warrior had an IC title. Hockegoan had the world title. And that's when I kind of broke into wrestling. So it was like you always had to pick a side and I was always the Ultimate Warrior guy. So yeah, Warrior, Rick Flair, Razor, Ram. Sean Michaels. Like, yeah, I think that was for me, the big four.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Yep. So you're playing football and you want to obviously continue doing something in maybe entertainment or whatever. How do you do that transition from football into, like you said, 2CW gave you your first shot? How did that look? I mean, obviously before I got to 2CW, I had to get some training in. Sure. And luckily my career went differently than what I planned it to be because all the first. football, I had a buddy, James Loranitis, Jr.
Starting point is 00:26:37 linebacker for the St. Louis Rams, who I played with. And obviously, his dad is, I want to say, hawk. Hawker animal, animal? Whoever had, one of the Legion of the Dunes. I think it's Hawk. Yeah. His Hawk passed away first, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah, so it's Hawk. No, no, it's animal. I'm sorry. His dad is an animal. Gotcha. And his uncle is, Lauren Nyaz that was like the GM of WWW.
Starting point is 00:27:06 John Lauren Nyes. Yes, yes. Gotcha. I told him. I was like, hey, man, yeah, Johnny Ace. I was like, hey, man, I want to be a pro wrestler. And he was like, well, my dad was a wrestler. And my uncle works for WWE, so I'll get you a tryout. Well, got me a tryout.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I got hurt in my tryout. And they told me, hey, man, you have a concussion history because you play football for seven years. Maybe we don't want to sign you right now. Was that time? Like, get some train. And so I lived in Atlanta and there was a school, W.W.A.4 ran by Currus Hughes. So I went there and started training. And I'm kind of glad I got that concussion in my trial because I don't know if I would be the same moods if I went straight to WW. Yeah. Why is that? I don't know. I think I learned a lot more. So like the thing, no knocking WWE because WWE is great. But I think once you start there, you only learn how to wrestle that style and that psychology. And for me, going the other route, I learned how to do indie wrestling.
Starting point is 00:28:06 I learned how to do Mexican wrestling, Lutradol. I learned how to do Japanese wrestling. Yeah, you were in New Japan and all that. Yes, and which is all a different style from WWE. You know what I'm saying? And then I get signed to TNA, which TNA is the same pretty much the same style as WWE. Yes. So I was well-seasoned and wrestling every single style of wrestling.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Even UK style is different. Okay. So I was seasoned and wrestling every single. style compared to just one way. You know what I'm saying? I'm not saying that way it's wrong. It's just... You got your reps in another way.
Starting point is 00:28:37 It's sometimes easier to adapt to the TNAWB style once you've got the knowledge of everything else. Yeah, so when I got the TNA, I was well-rounded because I could do anything. You'll put me with a Mexican. I could have a great match.
Starting point is 00:28:51 You could put me with a British guy. I could have a good match. You could put me with a Japanese guy. I could have it because I know every single style. You know what I'm saying? I think that's one thing. W.W.E. guys struggle with a little bit because they leave there and now they go to Japan and it's like, oh man, I can't wrestle the style I've learned and done my whole life because it's a whole different animal here in Japan. We see it in the Indies here. We have a bunch of indie promotions here in Central New York and we see that all the time with like, you know, these guys got to wrestle.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I mean, just new Japan guys will come over here. They got to wrestle those guys. You'll see Lutador guys all the time. And you could, with Moosey, you could tell that that stands out with you. you know all the other styles because you can see that he's not a smaller guy, but as a former like X Division champion, which is supposed to be for, you know, the more luchadors. Right. You know, you see you thrive in those style of matches.
Starting point is 00:29:42 That's why I'm very glad that I went the route that I'm going. And then I've been in TNA for 10 plus years and I'm very happy about that. TNA is a great company. And then, the funny thing about it, we now have a great working relationship with WWE. So I get to do WWE a few times a year. you know what is it like now because when we were growing up nobody played nice
Starting point is 00:30:04 nobody got along was that forbidden door i think it's grateful to i mean i mean let's just look at the numbers you know i'm saying before we worked had this relationship with that we like you see how many people came to our shows and now we have this relationship um and i'm not saying it's highly tied into the to the relationship but it's that has something to do with it like a lot to do with it So we go from having two, three thousand to come to the shows to we just had 8,000 people at Bound for Glory. And then at the anniversary, we had 7,000 people. And both numbers broke the record of attendance in the company's history. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:30:45 Yeah. So it feels like wrestling's having like a resurgence. Doesn't it feel like that? Like we're all companies like WW is doing great. AEW is doing great. We're doing great. You know what I'm saying? So I feel like this era of wrestling is the best error that's been out there since wrestling history.
Starting point is 00:31:03 We got Moose in studio. T&A is coming to town Tuesday, April 14th, Wednesday, April 15th. Yeah, that's so cool. We had somebody ask some questions and they wanted to know, like, who is left that you want to wrestle? Like, who is still out there? You know, you see the guys, they'll put out their lists of who. Do you have any guys out there? I don't like doing lists because it's not,
Starting point is 00:31:25 I like the fans do the fantasy stuff with different companies or whatever. But there's guys in TNA that I haven't wrestled. And I've been saying this for a while. I've never done anything. And it's weird because we've been in T&A together for a very long time. I've never done anything with Frankie Kassaring. Really? Never done anything with him.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Like, not a singles match. I don't even know we've had a tag team match, but we've never done anything together. So that's one person for sure. guys like Aging Zero Never had a singles match with him And I think he's a
Starting point is 00:32:01 I want to say young But he's definitely up and coming Guy who's new to TNA Every time he's had a chance to Step up and do some things He shined in those moments You know what I'm saying And he's also a big guy
Starting point is 00:32:14 So that's a match where I think we could steal the show You know what I'm saying So I would say those two for now for guys who I haven't done anything with. But if you're talking about WWE, just to have fun with this situation and answer your question.
Starting point is 00:32:29 I think the biggest name for me, I know a lot of fans say they want to see me and Roman do it. And obviously, that's an easy one because Roman is great, probably the best wrestle out there in the world. But my pick would be Brock Lesnar. Because he's a guy that I obviously looked up to when I was in the NFL, and I thought he was just incredible, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:32:50 Did I see somebody say you played against Roman and Ray? in a bowl game? I played against Roman Rings, like lined up in front of each other. That's, like, I mean, so... That's cool. To answer your question,
Starting point is 00:33:00 me and Roman Raines will probably make the best sense because we have a history in the never world. Find that video package if you guys lining up across each other. Yeah, we have a history in a never world. But for me personally,
Starting point is 00:33:12 it's Brock Lesnar because it's just somebody I looked up to, you know? What is the road like now for wrestlers? Because we see a lot of, like, the old footage of, like, you know, crazy road stories and people getting in fights and all that. And I equate it to like the rock stars that we used to see
Starting point is 00:33:27 because rock stars used to party all the time and the road was crazy. And now when we go to concerts, rock stars are eating their yogurt. They're on a treadmill. They're doing their song. Is it like that wrestling? It's funny you asked me because I've been wrestling for, what, 14 years now.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I've been TNA for 10 years. And I've seen the change of how the road is. I came into a time where it was a lot of partying, drink all night, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 10 a.m. to get ready for the show that evening. And I partied.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I was one of those guys who partied all night, stayed up and then had a great match that night. But now we're in an era where you have a paper view tomorrow, you go to sleep by 9 o'clock. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:10 Get a full night's sleep, wake up, stretch, go to the gym. So I've seen both errors. I've lived in both errors. It's just one of those things where people, I mean, Time's changed.
Starting point is 00:34:21 We get old. And you've seen what it did to the old guys. Right. And a lot of guys died young, you know what I'm saying? So I'm kind of happy for the change and the evolution of how the road life has been. But some fans who say what kind of like chumps. You need to be more like Rick Flam party. No, no, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:46 But I live that life. But I'm also older now, you know what I'm saying? and my body probably can't take it as much as it can when I was 29 years old, 30 years old, you know, so. We're talking to Moose T&A comes to town. Tuesday, April 14th, Wednesday, April 15th. Tickets on sale right now to the upstate medical university arena. Go ahead. Cody? Yeah, the other one was, let's see.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Oh, yeah, someone wanted to know. And I thought this one was kind of cool, too. What's the hardest you've ever been hitting the ring? Like who maybe early on, you're like, oh, son of a bitch. Kind of stopped in your tracks. I have a bad memory. I will tell you a story, which Dango is one of my really good friends, J.D.C. And he said the funniest thing.
Starting point is 00:35:29 So he just had this retirement match against Eddie Edwards. And he was like, Jesus Christ, man. Like, I'm never wrestling with Eddie Edwards ever. It was like, in fact, if I have to wrestle Eddie again, I'm going to wear the chest strap, like, DJ. DeLo Brown wool. Eddie hit so hard. I thought I was crying when he said that because I do remember going wrestling Eddie
Starting point is 00:35:55 and his chops man It's like bro Yeah Like relax a little bit Yeah that's great Cave in my chest thing But it's one of those things too Where when you fight your friends
Starting point is 00:36:08 You usually hit each ever harder When you fight somebody You're not really familiar With though you don't really know that much You know they can take it Which is weird to me It's like why do we beat up our friends And hit our friends harder than
Starting point is 00:36:19 like I would hit somebody I've never met Like when I've never met somebody I'm like so light And when I wrestle with my friends I'm like I'm gonna kick his teeth Yeah Like we're just so weird It's like that you can bust each other's chops
Starting point is 00:36:33 So you can't bust his chop We can bust each other's chops like that Yeah So what are the fans gonna get at a TNA live show They're gonna this is the I don't When's the last time TNA was in town? Oh man they spent a while outside of town The last coming up
Starting point is 00:36:45 Things we did yesterday media stops we did yesterday. It's been 15 years. Wow. They go to like Albany and something like that for pay-per-views, but Syracuse. Which I think upstate New York has the best wrestling fans because there's so many little towns in the New York area,
Starting point is 00:37:04 like New York City to come to Syracuse where it's like a four-hour drive. Buffalo is like a two and a half three. Toronto is like a two and a half three-hour drive. Then you have Albany. Then you have Rochester. Yeah. So, like, all these fans are going to all meet up at Syracuse to watch T&A. So I think this is going to be one of our biggest draw shows.
Starting point is 00:37:29 And, like, I tell Ross this, I was like, man, I hate that we wasted this shows on just a Tuesday. Oh, Wednesday night. Oh, yeah. No, I know. I think the building was sitting, we're running that whole 6,000 people. In my mind, I'm like, 6,000 people, man, that could be a pay-per-view. Yeah, it's going to be big. Yeah, but we're doing this for AMC, which is not bad because, like, it's AMC, you know what?
Starting point is 00:37:51 And we get, what, 250 viewers, 250,000 views? Yeah. So I think it's great. And then we can always put Syracies on our back pocket to run in the pay-a-view in the future. Well, and that's the benefit of this is not to, you know, not to badmouth WWE, but it's hard to find matches. They're all over the place. Like, this weekend, I got to have EFPN plus or whatever. So to know it's on AMC is great.
Starting point is 00:38:12 It's great. And you don't have to get any more packages. Right. You don't have to get ESPN and sign up for this and sign for that. Like TNA, you watch on AMC or you get the TNA plus that. Simple as that. But what's different about TNA, I personally believe this. And I'm not being biased.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Some might say I'm being biased. And maybe part of me is I don't feel like I am. But I think what is great about TNA and it's better than every other company is we have every genre that you could give you every emotion that you can feel from watching the TV shows, like different genres we have. So if you want a comedy match, if you want to laugh, we have hometown man. If you want fast-paced car crash action on high flying,
Starting point is 00:39:02 we have Leon Slater, Rich Swan. If you want like hard-hitting big heavyweights guys you have myself, if you want scary horror, we have Rosemary. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, there's something for everybody. There's something for literally everybody, you know what I'm saying? So I think that's what's different between WWE and AW&S. It's like we give you every single feeling that you could feel in every single genre of entertainment.
Starting point is 00:39:34 You know what I'm saying? I love it. Get your tickets now. Coming to town, like you said, Tuesday, April 14th, Wednesday, April 15th, over at the Upstate Medical University Arena. Moose, thank you so much for making time, man, and coming down. We appreciate it. Thanks for having you, man.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Great to meet you guys there. Go Steve Moose and the whole crew over there at the upstate medical arena again Tuesday. April 14th, Wednesday, April 15th, tickets on sale now. We'll do a little house party. We'll listen to music. Dance around. Get our steps in. Get our cardio in.
Starting point is 00:40:01 You should mix in little stand-up bit things like that guy. You should just mix in little jokes real quick. I was just telling chat that the funniest comedian work. right now is this guy Chris Fleming and he's got a special that drops today on HBO Max. Kay asked me in chat, what are your top three comedians right now? I really don't know that. Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon. Who do I, Chris Fleming is probably my favorite new comic working right now. I've heard you talk about and that you've told me to watch.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Connor O'Malley's really funny. Who's the other guy that I still haven't watched that you told me to watch? But what one was that? Oh, there's a couple. I watched the cat. William's special. It was weird. It's weird. Cat Williams is weird. What does that tell you this? I can't remember. I can't remember either.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Damn it. But there's always a couple. Looking up, I can't remember names right now. But either way, there's... Sching Gillis is funny. I like Shin Gillis is special. We were just talking wrestling, having like, a solid heyday. It's a solid heyday for stand-up comedy, too. There's so much good stand-up comedy out, man. That new Taylor Tomlinson, I haven't watched it, but she's really funny.
Starting point is 00:41:19 I'm trying to think of who I've watched recently or anything that I think is funny or anything like that. But I haven't, I go through waves, whereas I used to, that used to be like my main form of TV watching, stand-up comedy. And it was not that it's their fault, but it was kind of Comedy Central's fault that I stopped because they stopped showing all those stand-ups. That used to be their jam. It used to be to see whole specials or just like, that's where I learned. Short Attention's Band Theater and all that. I learned about Mitch Hedberg from Comedy Central. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Who is, by far, my favorite comedian involved on. But, you know what I mean? There's no, I mean, yes, there's places like Netflix and stuff, but it's harder. Yeah, I don't know. That's the special I'm looking forward to the most. Otherwise, I don't know who I'm really into right now. That's going to bother me. No, is it the frantic guy I was talking about?
Starting point is 00:42:07 Maybe. Who, like, honks the horn and plays sounds. It definitely was. There's a couple. There's been a few that you've told me about recently. Taylor Tomlinson is just. just a great comics, like comic. She writes great jokes, presents them well.
Starting point is 00:42:22 It's funny. I wish I remembered all these people's names, because now that I got the serious subscription simply to listen to the comedy stations. Yeah. That's really all I listen to. Yeah. And there's been so many funny ones. There's an Angela Johnson that I see that pops up that her jokes are hysterical.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I might know her face if I saw it. And she actually is making rounds for her. her clip she did on a news station, but that air, is it Erica Rhodes? Mm-hmm. She is hilarious, the one that, that she went on that news station and someone asked about dating and she said, she went on a date with a guy that said that she looked like John Bonae Ramsey. Ah, yes, I didn't remember that. That whole, whatever.
Starting point is 00:43:01 But her stuff is, is hilarious. I would put Stavi baby in the top three, Stavros, Halkias. His stuff is so funny. He's just a brilliant, funny comic. And he's coming to the funny bone. David Tell is. Wait, Stavi's going to the funny one? No, David Tell.
Starting point is 00:43:16 He's all over that, the serious stuff. He's still just as funny. David Tell's timeless. He's one of the... David Tell, any comic will tell you, is one of the best ever to do it. Ever to do it. He's just the style of his jokes.
Starting point is 00:43:28 I like this cadence. I like the way he says stuff. Funny Bone, they're not a sponsor. You should be Funny Bowling. What are you doing? Bring them back. Text me, Funny Bone. We can talk about your comedians.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Come on over. There's a ton of people coming over. Yeah. The Tiff. The Addish. Leanne Morgan was their name. Morgan, she's hot right now. She ain't my bag, but I get her audience. I like
Starting point is 00:43:49 a lot of her jokes. She's a good comic. She writes good jokes. I think that it's funny because she does, she has a very deep Southern voice. She's very Southern. So when she talks in her voice and does a joke, it's funny. As opposed to like a layered cable guy that's faking.
Starting point is 00:44:04 I just love stand-up. I've been writing stand-up again lately but I'm not going to do anything with it. I try to use it in here. Whereas I disagree. I like, I mean, I like use it in here. That's good. But I like your stand-up. I think you're funny. Thank you, buddy. That's why we do this. I think you're funny, so. No, I'll find myself at night just wanting
Starting point is 00:44:21 to write stand-up again, so I write it. Like, that whole... Oh, I get it. It's almost like I try things out in here, and then I can write it, so I'll write, like, the whole house sitting stuff I wrote into material that I'll never use, because I don't really want to do stand-up anymore, but I like doing this. Save it for... Or I might need to do stand-up again.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Who knows? A book or something that you never know? I'm going to steal Gomez's gimmick and write a book. We should write stories. I just, I'm terrible with that, because I've thought about it. I just, I can't do like sit down, write funny jokes. I don't know what it is. Because I would love to be a writer
Starting point is 00:44:55 for sitcoms or anything. Yeah, but... Those writer rooms you would work in, because when I used to do that, you... It's a lot like this. Whereas, it's not like Cody sit down and write this sketch. Estenell was like that, but... Yeah. The, like, a sitcom?
Starting point is 00:45:12 Yeah. It would be like... Like, you've seen Matt, tray from South Park. They're all sitting in a room. What if Garrison said this? And they make each other laugh. That stuff is fun. That you'd be great at. That can do, yes. That'd be you'd be great at. Stand up as a different animal. It's a different animal to ride it and you stand up there by yourself.
Starting point is 00:45:28 I am still, and I'll just keep saying it because I'm still caught up on it as I was at day one turning large chunks of bits into cartoons. Yeah. I wish I was animated. That's what we need like a five-minute little funny things, like condom keychain bit as a cartoon. Yeah, yeah. This is the example I use in my head. Who did we go? Who did we do? Oh, Fortune
Starting point is 00:45:50 Feimster, Fortune? Your mom and I went. Well, I mean, my wife and I went with your mom and her husband. DeLayor and I wanted a day. We went to a little comedy show. She's very funny, too. She's very funny. She hosts a thing with Tom Papa. Oh, she does? Tom Papa's a good comic, too.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Yep. Yep. Chuck says, you should do stand-up comedy and I like Gomez does. I don't really want to do stand-up. I like doing this. I like doing this. I like talking to Cody. Yeah. And then you guys listen in to us talking. Yeah. This right here is exactly what my stand-up is.
Starting point is 00:46:21 It's just, I'm doing it. I'm doing it in a radio form. And I like it. I'm going to do everything Gomez does going forward. I'm going to write a book. I'm going to stand-up. Listen. I'm going to co-host Bridge Street.
Starting point is 00:46:30 There's worse people to model your entire life after than the very, very successful, most beloved person that I know in Central New York Gomez. Exactly. Like, if you're like, make a list real quick. Jim Bay, I'm Gomez. insert third here. Third here. Whoever whoever from the football team's doing good.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Yeah, however like it. Fram Brown, sure. Go ahead. Go ahead. Anyways, tons of great comedy out. It started by saying Chris Fulming. Thun HBO Max. Oh, is it? Okay. He's, if you like this show, I think you'd like Chris Fulming. I made Cody watch a bit yesterday. That bit was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:47:03 About Oreos show. That was very funny. 7 o'clock on Twitch. We'll do a little house party. We'll hang out. I would love to have you stop by and listen to some music. Smoke machine? It's free. I can't do it in my house because then I can't see it.
Starting point is 00:47:14 You tell me you can't have for an hour or two A smoke machine going off in a tiny room continuously I can make smoke happen This is going to be a different kind I tried once and it set off my smoke detector Did it? I tried to use that Zenco thing Oh really?
Starting point is 00:47:33 With Bud, yeah It made way too much smoke No, I've set off my smoke detector Yeah, it made way too much smoke And I left my body, bro. That was some grandpa's cookies and a lot of it. And I forgot how to work the body parts. Alman hole.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Oh, men hole. Got to work the hands. Are you a sausage guy? I never know that about you. I, it depends. Because you don't like hot dogs. No, it depends. I like a nice hot Italian sausage or something on like a summertime.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Crumbly sausage and a pizza? Not really, but I don't hate that. Mm-hmm. But I'm not a big sausage guy. Yeah. So I don't know if you'd care about this. I like an Italian sausage in a sauce. Oh.
Starting point is 00:48:24 You know, like a, you know, crock potted all day with some meatballs and stuff. I mean, talking about that. Yeah. Dude, if you crock pot some meatballs with some sausage and maybe some sliced up pepperoni in there. Right. And then, no, different, different. But maybe we'll see. No, this is Johnsonville, has partnered up with Dr. Pepper to make a Dr.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Pepper sausage. What's with, there's like Dr. Pepper Bacon? I think that they just got a whole new PR team or something working it. Yeah. There was cinnamon toast crunch bacon that I can't find sense. I didn't buy it when I should have. Dr. Pepper, advertise on this show.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Text me, 315, 364, 1009. Yeah, Dr. Pepper, we'll marinate ourselves in it. We'll do whatever you need. We'll do fun, Dr. Pepper things. We're hustling for ourselves now. We're the hustlers. Interesting, though. I think I would try that.
Starting point is 00:49:09 As someone that likes to be extra and marinating things in weird things, I've used Dr. Pepper. Absolutely, I have for pulled pork. That's a good combo. I've definitely done Dr. Pepper pulled pork. Dr. Pepper's 23 flavor blend is being used to create a nuanced, sweet, and salty finish for the Johnsonville sausage.
Starting point is 00:49:30 They say this honors Dr. Pepper's long... Go ahead. Is this a... Okay. It honors Dr. Pepper's longstanding role as the go-to ingredient for flavor and mariner. I mean, I guess a little bit because you just said you marinate. Yeah, it depends.
Starting point is 00:49:47 It depends. I'm sure people have, but I don't know if it's that first sentence. It should just be, oh, you know what? They have to say that because it sounds better than sometimes people have used Dr. Pepper to Marinate are their meats. Every once in a while. It sounds better than we'd like to make more money. We'd like, yeah. We'd like to make a little more money.
Starting point is 00:50:06 We're the folks from Dr. Pepper and we'd like to make some more money. Yep. Dr. Pepper, baby. It's good and nice. And I do remember using the Dr. Pepper specifically because I was calling Dr. Pork all day when I was checking on it. So that's absolutely why I remember. Took me a second to equate what we were talking about.
Starting point is 00:50:28 You using pulled pork and Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pork. I just like Dr. Pork. All right. The doctor is in the crock pot. They will be a flapping. Now, hold on a second. there's two
Starting point is 00:50:40 Dr. Pepper inspired sausage and Dr. Pepper inspired smoke sausage See yeah but like What's the difference? Just flavor maybe Okay
Starting point is 00:50:49 Like are they Sausages Or are they like brats? I don't like brats at all The big thicker ones Or whatever that is? I don't know But I know I just don't like brats
Starting point is 00:51:01 Thick, vainy brats I don't like brats And I don't like kilbasa I love a kilbasa I don't like the flavor of kilbasa I know that So my wife is turkey Kilbasa, which is an, it's offensive.
Starting point is 00:51:12 That I think I'd support that. No, I definitely support that. You know I like turkey paparoni more than regular paparoni. Don't don't, don't. We're not doing turkey bacon. We're not doing turkey carbasa. Turkey, turkey bacon. Turkey crebasa, though.
Starting point is 00:51:24 I would like to try that. Turkey can F off in every way. It'll be available at Walmart naturally because that's where it's going to be. What? Dr. Pepper fixed my broken arm after I fell out of old Boo Radley's tree swing. Yeah, he did. He did. Could come on into my mom.
Starting point is 00:51:38 my office. And what's wrong, Dr. Pepper? Are you afraid to go the other way? You afraid to do a sausage flavor, Dr. Pepper? Huh? Talking to big talk out there. Put your money where your mouth there is. When are we going to do a sausage flavor, Dr. Pepper? Although you say that, yeah, they should make a marinade. Like a sauce? Some type of saltine marinade. I mean, your sauce is a run and low, so you got to get it, you gotta get one. Could. I got a couple of all spaces. Textline says I've been craving pigs in a blanket. Cocktail weenies in a crescent roll so I bought some supplies last night to make them just for myself. I love that. No shame in that. No, absolutely not. And if you weren't in, uh, text line, if you weren't in Twitch, my wife,
Starting point is 00:52:22 and I named them this. I've never heard of anybody doing this. This is a damn hack. Last week, my wife put full-sized dogs in crescent rolls. I called them Pigs in a Blanket Pro Max X-L. That's hilarious. I'd never heard. heard of that before. Pretty clutch. You don't like hot dogs, but it's pretty clutch. But you know what, though? Honestly, just like the look of it and the sound of it makes me want to do that as much
Starting point is 00:52:44 as I don't like hot dogs. Yeah. That's such a damn good idea. The only problem is that the hot dog sticks out both ends of the crescent roll, so you got a Nancy Reagan it a little bit before you get to the crescent roll. I know I'm just learning about that this week. Throat out? Yeah, bud.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I would have chopped off the ends. Yeah. Just because I'm weird. The kids used to make me do that. Poof, poof. And I used to do the most dad move. Can you cut off the ends? And I go, bite, bite, bite the ends off the dogs.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Yep. Same zies. Okay. No. Twitch.tv slash K-Rock. See and why jump on in. House party tonight. Seven o'clock.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Get the show on demand. Wherever you download podcasts, just type in K-Rock the show, and boom, we pop up right there. Please subscribe. Please follow us along. All Warack House Party tonight. I should find at least one Warwick song to play for you. That's your favorite man.
Starting point is 00:53:36 I can't. I just like that it worked on me. They got me. I know. I thought it was a gimm, or not, I thought it was a joke. That's not a good video you sent me.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Anybody can make a video. But I thought that their only thing was, I thought they really only did the thing with the phones in their hands and, you know, him jumping off of stuff. But now that they've progressed in their wondrous, luxurious career, now they're doing more, like, obvious where he's jumping off of silly things. Like, I don't even think you really.
Starting point is 00:54:05 you're actually a Warwick fan. I like, no, I like that they got me. You like? It's hilarious. Their music, and I can't play a second of it for you guys, don't even ask. No, their music is awful. But you like the idea. Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:19 You're a fan of the gimmick. Chief will jump out. That is hilarious. You tell me they are going to be doing a set over like the Westcott or something. I'm going to, I'm all right. I'm going to go check out Warwick. Yeah, you're going to go see Warwick at the song and dance. I want to see that.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Like the, you know what I mean? It's like, I don't care about the music, but I want to watch the show. And you're right, they've made a career out of it. They're getting people like us to watch their videos. Their videos now have Burt, goddamn Kreischer in several of them now. Yes, they do. Yes, they do, because they got him too. He's biting my gimmick here. Yeah, it was you.
Starting point is 00:54:55 I've been a war at guy for like three, four years when I thought they were from Watertown. Burke Chrysher's been biting gimmicks for a long time, bud. Oh, I don't really know much about him. He takes a shirt off, that's kind of it. Oh, he took his shirt off. Pennsylvania couple has been charged after police say they were assaulting each other with frying pans. Yikes.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Like cartoons do. A couple of eggheads. Paula and Maynard Fulmar were arguing and it came to blows. Wait, what are their names? Maynard Fulmar. Paula and Maynard? Mm-hmm. Hey, Paula and Maynard are coming for dinner.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Make sure you get our all clean. They were hitting each other with frying pans at one point, I guess Paula Bitt Maynard. Nice. I mean, do you wave the charges if you're like, well, I hit him with a frying pan and she hit me with a frying pan? Yeah, how does that all work? Is it because where is it? In Pennsylvania, LaCorp, Pennsylvania. Because I know in like Florida, regardless, like, you're going to jail.
Starting point is 00:56:05 You have to go to jail. It's just the rule. If you do any type of smacking each other around weirdly, that's where we're, Florida is going to stand their ground. State police were called to the residents at 1130 a.m. Bright and early domestic incident happened in Pennsylvania. Oh, well, the frying pan was about who was cooking breakfast. Maynard answered the door.
Starting point is 00:56:22 He explained that he and his wife had been arguing. Paula pushed him into a kitchen cabinet and hit him over the head with the frying pan. Did he call her the B word? In response, he took the frying pan, hit her over the head with it. Did she call him the B word now? Oh, boy. Paula bit him. He might have thrown it.
Starting point is 00:56:39 on some hands. I don't know. Trooper went upstairs where he met Paula in a bedroom. Yeah. Nice. Oh, wait. She admitted to striking your husband over the head with a frying pan and biting his arms. Nice. All right, so far, you sound pretty good up there in a bedroom and then what, though?
Starting point is 00:56:55 Trooper went down stairs, found two frying pans in the kitchen. There's the evidence. Well, that's not. I don't know if you can count that. I'd be like, that'd be like someone coming in. I found these frying pans, yeah. Yeah, he'd be like, no, he hit me with a You can go in the kitchen and see it's right there.
Starting point is 00:57:12 One had a large dent in it for the save of a head. There's evidence right there. They're both taken into custody. Charged with simple assault and harassment. That's assault, brother. That's assault, brother, with a frying pan, bro. Yeah, we'll play some hockey. I've been really into hockey lately.
Starting point is 00:57:28 What was our game yesterday? Cracking Blues? No. No, somebody else. But I lost. I lost again. Islanders Canadians. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Islanders beat the Canadians last night. four to three. What did you beat me? Oh, no, no, no, mind. You said Islanders beat the Canadians. Yeah, I was the Canadians, right?
Starting point is 00:57:46 Yeah, I thought you beat me four to three, but I'd have been like three, three, two or something. 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 17. 17? 17. Between today and tomorrow. Pick a number two and 17. Thousand.
Starting point is 00:57:58 It's two. It's two. They had 17,000 games to pick from. It literally is Sabers Panthers. That's the Zippie wanted us to play in here. There you go. There you go. The Sabers not any good.
Starting point is 00:58:09 No, that's the thing is, I was just say, the currently charging Sabers who are hopefully not about to shatter the hearts of Sabers fans as they do this all the time, whereas they get good and then they falter or they have them in the playoffs in a while. So this is nice for the town of Buffalo. It's just. Panthers look good too, 20, 24 and 3. Yep. So that's a good one.
Starting point is 00:58:31 It's just, oh, poor Sabers fans. Poor Buffalo fans. It's just, it's an abusive relationship out there, you know? Yeah. This is only available in Japan, but if it ever comes to America, I will buy one. As Fruit of the Loom did a collaboration with a Japanese designer, and they've released an athletic formal suit. It's basically a sweatpants suit with like a sweatpants jacket and a sweatpants pants pants.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Interesting. That would be cool. You should have somebody figure out, have like Tasha do it. Get hold of Tasha. Yeah. You like Tasha. Make me a blazer jacket top, but made out of sweatpants material. I just like sweat material.
Starting point is 00:59:16 I like the relaxed fit material. I've been wearing more. My bathrobe is a sweatpants bathrobe. That is nice. I've been wearing more sweatpants style stuff. I have my old looking acid wash jeans sweatpants that look really weird that I've been wearing a bunch that I like. That's fun. And I've just been wearing my Zubas.
Starting point is 00:59:34 No, no, I wish. Well, that's kind of what the acid. acid wash ones look like, but the ones, shockingly, I found the sweatpants I like from five below. Yeah, that's fine. And they're just the gray with that, the stretchy ankle. Oh, dude. And I'm like, yep, those are going right on for comfy time today. I have come around.
Starting point is 00:59:55 I'm 12 years old again. To the elastic ankles. I used to not like tight ankles. Oh, wait, like that? Like the joggers? No, no, no. I mean our old school. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Yes. Yeah. My mom got me, my mommy got me some sweatpants for Christmas one year. Yeah. And they have that. Uh-huh. Whereas like PJ pants, they're like wide all the way down. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:14 No, these. Because then they don't step on them. Uh-huh. You have plenty of, you know, you're not going to. A little string at the waist there. What is it? What is it about sweatpants, you guys? Right.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Man. What is it? What's your top? What do you wear for a top with your sweatpants? Oh, that a t-shirt. Just random. Do you get cold? Not really.
Starting point is 01:00:36 You run pretty hot. Yeah, not really. And then if I do, I'll, that's why I'll wear the pants. Because usually it's shooty hoop shorts. And then I'll throw on some socks, like the longer socks. If I, you know, I got to take outs out. So I, you know, put on the boots and all that. But if I get cold, it turns into the sweatpants.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Because usually if I'm unbelievably cold, I have some hoodies and stuff like that that I'll pop on if I want. But you want to know what my absolute. My wang. My absolute brain rock cocoon is. Just my absolute. rotting. It's like Saturday. There's eight feet of snow coming down.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Here's what I've been doing. Family is all frozen in carbonite. The hunting socks. Yep. Sweat pants, then on. What style sweatpants? The one of me just talking about with the little elastic to contain my heat.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Yep. Yep. Then I'll put on my Joanne fabric sweatshirt. Okay. Now we're all sweatpants. Then I'll turn on my wife's heating blanket and just lay that around me. Gotcha. And I'll lay.
Starting point is 01:01:35 And I'll lay that around me and I'll just be cocoon. Yep. And I'll put on a movie. And I rock from the inside, bud. Hell yeah. So good. Google Robot hates sweatpants. What?
Starting point is 01:01:50 I mean, it takes... I'm embarrassed if I leave the house in sweatpants. Sometimes, oh, yeah. I mean, yes, just because I, like, I won't go to, like, Walmart or anything. Which is the most acceptable place to wear sweatpants. Yes, exactly. But I've gone to the gas station. because it's then you've got...
Starting point is 01:02:08 I pick up my kids and sweat pants. Well, then it's because you've got sweatpants, but then you probably got like snow shoes or boots and a jacket and whatever. And with that, you're just in the car. And gas station's fine. You're just popping out for a sec. I don't have ever said this on the radio,
Starting point is 01:02:21 but I texted my mom how funny it is now that I'm the guy driving to the school in his pajamas and snow boots to pick up a kid at 9 o'clock at night. Yes, you are. I've got my big, big heavy shoveling snow boots. my Sasquot snow pants. Whereas when Bob did that, you were probably mortified.
Starting point is 01:02:42 He didn't care. He didn't care. No, he didn't care, but you did, though. That's what I mean. And now you are that. I'm that guy. I'm just staying in the car. Don't get out.
Starting point is 01:02:51 That'd be just being your tidy whitties. Because you forgot real quick, so you're just running out to grab them. Jim shorts you can at least get away with because people wear those out and about. Oh, yeah. But if I'm in my full wintertime comfy mode. No, Jim shorts is my summer.
Starting point is 01:03:05 time Mr. Rogers. Yeah, you get home. Jim shorts, even if I'm wearing, well, I still take, you know, these pants, I'll take these pants off and put on regular pants, but even if I'm wearing shorts for the day, I get home, those are coming off. I got to put on shooting hoops shorts. Oh, I never thought about that. Textline says wearing sweatpants to the movie theater is the hack.
Starting point is 01:03:24 I could be cozy. My problem is, is that even when I am at the top of my game. Yeah. Rested and relaxed and freaking bright eye and. bushy-tailed, I'm popping salt capsules and sniffing them, I fall asleep in the movies. So if I'm stupid comfortable and sweatpants and comfy socks, so I probably... I always wear a hooded sweatshirt to the movies because I don't want my head to touch everybody else's head is touched.
Starting point is 01:03:51 That part you don't like that. I don't know. So I put my hood up and I sit back and I watch my movie. What is even in theaters right now? Anything that I want to see? There's some things. There's a couple things here or there. Oh, now I'm forgetting because I know there's things that are coming out.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Yeah, Speed Freak and YouTube says sweatpants overalls. I want to own them. He won't let me wear overalls. But I want to wear those sweatpants overalls real bad. Yeah, no overalls for him. Maybe if there was made out of like a weird sweatpants thing, then you could have the overall. We'll sew a sweatshirt to some sweatpants.
Starting point is 01:04:23 And it's all one thing. And then we cut the arms off and stuff. Other side of this, we'll play the Sabres. Who it is? Bigers Panthers? All right. Heads on the Sabers, tails on the Panthers. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:04:37 I'm the Sabers. I didn't have a prize. We got to say words. Oh yeah. I wasn't looking at the time at all. Rob brought us food, so we got to do our words. All right, listen. That's my bad.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Radio World, we're going to hand you off to the 90s at 9 gaming stream, brought you by Ryan Phelps. Auto Sales. Boom. You are buying with Ryan. Ryan Phelps Auto Sales playing a little hockey. Jumping Twitch. House party tonight.
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