The Show - NAME.NAME@JOB
Episode Date: July 13, 2026A lot of us just never let go of those first email addresses & at this point, why not. An upcoming naked bike race might be a lot of swingin balls. This Bird Thaw event is getting a lot of attenti...on, so I hope they can live up to it. Badger is in studio to kick off Syracuse Nationals week. Plus so much more on a Mondee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
And dum-dams!
Happy Monday, July 13th.
Oh, it's Monday the 13th.
Good morning.
We must have been doing a contest over the weekend.
Obviously, we were doing a contest.
I know exactly what's going on at this station all the time.
Why?
What's a...
Because, I mean, it's...
What did he have them texting?
It's everybody's...
People were sending their email addresses.
Okay.
And I just love our generation of like,
we had to grow up but still have email address.
as we made in 96.
And we didn't care to ever change them.
And we're like, nah, I'm not changing it.
Not changing it.
I'm 45 years old.
That's where my emails go.
My email goes to Boner Dog 75.
Sorry.
So if you don't like it.
Oh, why?
What do you do?
Well, I work for the nonprofit Christian organization.
Yeah, exactly.
Uh-huh.
Oh, cool.
Can I get your contact info?
Yep.
Oh, big boner dude 69 at.
Heavy Nuts 55 in Gmail.
Just hit me up there.
I love it.
And we're not changing it.
We just all collectively decided we made our emails as teenagers.
Maybe somewhere along the road I'll have a first dot last name at job.com.
But otherwise, my personal email is going to be heavy hang lows 420 at hotmail.com.
There's nothing I could do.
And that's just where I get my emails.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not making multiple emails.
Oh, my God.
How many emails do you leave?
Good morning, everybody.
I got the one email.
It works just fine.
It's my GeoCities.
It still works.
Use it.
No, I have two email, because God forbid when they did our work email,
couldn't just be like, I have one?
No, you got to have a word at job.
At job.com.
I have one?
No, but you need to make an adjob.com email.
No, but we need you to have this one.
Why?
Can it just go with all the rest of them?
Mm-hmm.
No.
Sugar has four email addresses.
That's too many.
That's too many email addresses.
I was trying to think of how to make it.
one for each hole.
If you want this.
Gross.
This one, or sugared, you email here.
If you want this, the front sugared.
Mm-hmm.
You want the front butt sugared.
How was everyone's weekend?
Good.
Yes, no?
Pretty good.
I saw weird out on Friday.
I'll talk about that.
That was real fun.
Yeah, was it good?
You what, just doing cotton candy all weekend?
Busy weekend?
It was just kind of prepping and relaxing, hanging out,
wrapped up Debbie Duby Dungeon.
Do you have two cotton candy events this week?
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I have the first one that's like a little event.
And then over the course of the week
is when I have to make about almost 200 tubs of it.
He's a busy cotton candy boy, this entrepreneur over here.
You know how it goes.
At least it's not bad.
I don't mind you.
Shut the brain off.
And tubs aren't too bad.
You just got to watch how you get it all in there.
So Coco's busy this week.
What are you guys up to?
Get ready. It's going to be.
We're done.
It's going to be real hot.
It's going to be a hot week, guys.
Today, not so bad.
High of 8, well, 87.
No, I think it's just all week.
Tomorrow's like almost 100 degrees, hot and humidity.
Blibe.
Yep.
So, you can always find us.
You know where to find us.
Twitch.tv slash the show.
The show.
Dot FM or heavy hang low 625.
Yeah.
And yahoo.com, bud.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Let that bottle parts, Syracuse Nationals.
Kick off this week, friend.
Thursday, Friday and Saturday, the largest car show in the Northeast,
over 7,000 vehicles and 250 vendors.
We supposedly have Badger in this morning about 730,
tell you all the stuff to plan for.
Okay.
This week at the National.
Did you see his whip, bro?
It's sick.
Unreal.
He's got a sick ride.
He's got a 1990s matchbox.
He really does, and it's sick.
And I've always wanted a cool car.
Not that I have anywhere to put a cool car or the money to buy a cool car.
But my fear, and this is what I think about all the time,
is then somebody asking me about my cool car.
Like I see guys with like cool trucks and stuff.
Yeah.
And I'd want to drive it around,
but then someone's going to be like,
well,
what about the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know motors.
I think if once, maybe not the motors and stuff.
I don't know motors.
Once you get one of those,
you probably would learn a little bit about it.
You got you got to nerd out a little bit about it.
You know what I mean?
It's a flashback to when I was wearing
just my Chicago Bulls hat around
and some guy wanted to talk to me
to Chicago Bulls and I didn't.
What year?
Whenever were we talking?
It was just a, I have a hat.
Yeah.
Just because I love the 90s bulls, but I love four players on the Chicago Bulls.
I didn't really follow their history or their team.
The 2000s and someone was like, what did you think about it?
No, it was like four years ago.
Oh, okay.
Because I just have, I just like the Bulls.
Yeah.
But I like Michael Jordan, Scotty Pipp and Horace Grant.
And then, I mean, Robin was fun.
Yeah.
Who else did I have in the 90s that I liked?
I liked all of their weird.
I like the triple threat.
Like the little.
little point guard guys.
Yeah.
Like Steve Kerr.
Yeah, so I just have a Bulls hat because I'm a fan.
And I also have a Charlotte Hornets hat because I liked the Charlotte Hornets in the 90s.
Yep.
But I had this hat on and some guy starts talking to me about the current bowls.
And I go, sir, whoa.
They always just seem to get right there.
And then they kind of trade away a couple emerging stars thinking that it's going to help them in the long run with some draft picks.
And it just never does.
They're a weird team.
And then with that, that injury to, uh,
well, it's his nuts there on Blankin,
but the point card that they had for a few,
or Derek Rose.
Yeah.
If he didn't get injured,
they wouldn't want another championship.
Yeah.
They absolutely wouldn't want another championship.
That's my fear when it comes to classic cars.
If I had a classic of cars,
I'm going to have a Bulls experience or someone's like,
oh yeah,
that is small block, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I go, hey.
Well, I just like color and I like wheels.
Well, I mean, I explain this then.
I like color and like wheels.
How is it that you have triples?
I got triples of all of them.
and then your wife
You had
I had a poster on my wall
Then she asked meet to marry her
Yeah
Yeah
Well speaking of sports
There's no NBA happening right now
But there's well
Plenty of what
There's summer league stuff
Is there?
All right well I'm not watching summer league stuff
Great World Cup games over the weekend bro
This has been one of the best World Cups man
Unbelievable world cup games over the weekend
Just nuts
That that Norwood
Angling game was unreal.
Argentina and Swiss
got Swiss missed.
Did that ball really hit the
cables that was holding the camera? Did you see that drama?
Oh, I'm...
No, I must have...
There's controversy because
one of the goal...
Like, there was a goal kick, and the goal
just booted it. Yeah. But this is
the first time FIFA's allowed those spider
cams, you know, like that, like NFL
uses. And
people are pissed,
because it looks like the ball hit the cable.
Not that it mattered.
But it could have redirected it back down.
It kind of redirected the ball and they scored off that.
Okay.
I mean, it's, if you're allowed to kind of use your surroundings a little bit,
you know, if they don't call it with other things,
and they're probably not going to call it with that.
So Friday, Spain, be Belgium.
Yep.
Great game.
Yep, that was another really good one.
England over Norway.
I did see Holland.
Is that his name?
Does I say Holland?
Yeah, he was just.
He was exhausted. They had to pull them out.
They go into extra time.
Yep.
And they're like, all right, try it for 15 minutes.
And he just, they're like, I don't grab a seat.
Yep.
Sorry.
England pulled that one out over Norway.
But Holland stayed and took photos for hours afterwards.
Oh, did he?
I think that probably helps with the loss too.
You're like, all right, I lost, but the fans are here.
He did more for U.S. soccer than Polisic did.
Did he?
Why is that?
I don't know.
You saw more people around just rooting for him in general than.
Christian Pulisic was supposed to be, again, our soccer savior.
People loved it.
And then Argentina over Switzerland, Saturday night.
Yep.
Tomorrow we got France, Spain, and then England, Argentina, and then Saturday's...
And then that's it, Saturday.
Third place playoff. Sunday is the big match.
On the pitch.
Those are going to be insane.
I'll have to watch it later, though, because I'll have to record.
That's right when I'm getting going tomorrow.
And then throw all that in with the All-Star.
We got the home run derby tonight.
Yep.
Oh, I like me.
I like the home run deba.
So much.
They did the like American League, National League for the up and coming all stars yesterday.
When is the All-Star game?
Tuesday night.
All right.
So Home run derbyes tonight?
Do they do other stuff today or just home run derby?
No, I mean, if you're wherever it is, I'm sure there's things.
But now they don't ever do.
I don't know what else, I was one of that myself.
What else could they do?
You can't do too much as far as like,
skills competition.
I mean, I would kind of watch how far.
Bunting, we're the kids, we're bunting.
We're bunting. We're the bunting drills.
I would like to see maybe how far
some of those guys could throw a ball.
Throw it.
Best throw.
Or like run around the base is the fastest.
Fastest, but
then the second someone tweaks a hammy.
Oh yeah, you're right. Gone.
Gone. Never doing that ever again. Never ever again.
That's gone forever.
Lots of sports activities happening.
I have a
not a weird statement
but something I think that doesn't get enough attention
we need to invest
in more undertakers
or
because I'm going to tell you a story here
that is weird
and recently without giving too much information away
I experienced something similar
like more people to dig the holes
to the graves
the mortuary people like
The coroners, if you will, because here's what's happening.
Okay, okay.
Somebody passes away.
Yeah.
And they just have to lie there until the coroner shows up.
And it takes hours for a coroner to show up.
And we got to fix that as a society, whether we got to invest more money and educating more corners.
Because nothing upsets me more than the, I mean, a lot of things upset me.
But it upsets me so much.
that a family is having the worst moment ever,
and they just got to wait for someone to show up
to get their loved one out of there.
Yeah, I don't know any of the rules.
All I know, and I've experienced this a few times recently,
where I've heard stories about this,
or I've witnessed it, where it's somebody passes away,
and nobody can do anything but the coroner for some reason.
So this body has to lay there until the,
coroner gets there.
There's probably only like, each town's probably like one.
A couple for the county or who knows.
This is why I'm saying we need to invest in more coroners.
I know that's a weird statement to say.
Okay.
But that is a horrific moment for whatever family that is.
You're hearing you're here first.
And they got to wait till Jeff can get to the van and come pick up the body.
He was eating lunch.
Yeah, like what are we doing?
Can I have a drink a sandwich?
That needs to be a priority.
Or we need to get, we need to file the paperwork that would allow
whatever ambulance drivers or medics to just pack up the body and transport it somewhere.
Yeah.
So this poor family doesn't need to sit around while a corpse is sitting there.
And I bring all this up.
Okay.
Because it happened at a grocery store out in California.
Oh.
Where I don't know what Vons is.
I guess it's the West Coast grocery store.
Person passes away in the bakery aisle and just laid there for four hours waiting for the corner to show up.
Wow.
I'd imagine out there it's
Now Los Angeles is different
That's a massive major city obviously
Probably busy but yeah I don't
But even there
Invest in coroners
I wish I knew like the average time
Of that
You know what I mean?
I don't know enough
I don't because I don't think Frank was laying there that long
I don't really remember
So you know I mean I don't have any
Thing to go by
But I wonder how long people you lay there
Corners an elected position
Some counties use medical
medical examiners that can take an hour and a half to get there.
Oh, it takes longer than an hour and a half.
And, like, what do they have to do?
Like, you know, the shipping show?
Yeah.
Where they're like, here's a thousand pound thing.
You have to ship from here to here.
And then they all bid on it?
Is it like that?
No, I think it's just one.
I think it's just an understaffed situation.
We have one person to show up.
And if, you know, if Jeff with the van can't get there for four hours,
you're just sitting there with your poor love.
loved one.
Our K-rock truck's got the back part.
You're doing freelance?
If you want, you can huck your loved one in the back of there.
We can drive it to wherever it's got to be.
Now, here's why this is effed up.
They didn't close the grocery store.
Los Angeles grocery store.
See, you got to close it.
You got to close it.
Yeah, that's not cool.
The grocery store remained open for hours after a customer died in the bakery aisle on July 5th.
You also don't know what they died from.
You can't just speculate and be like, nah, they're old heart attack.
A co- an employee at the grocery store performed CPR before the customer was pronounced dead.
The Los Angeles Fire Department confirmed responding to a cardiac arrest just after 7 p.m.
The deceased customers' family waited for four hours inside the store until a mortuary arrived.
They contacted Albertson's Labor Relations Department and then received no info.
But, okay.
That's crazy.
You got to close the store.
It says they, what did they do?
Oh, they barricaded the body using shopping carts and umbrellas.
Oh, good, good, good.
Oh, good.
As long as they put shopping carts and umbrellas around her.
That's not.
We got to do something about corners and mortuary people.
We need a faster response time.
than this.
Gotta be something better than that.
I know that we're not in Los Angeles,
but I've,
my personal experience,
even locally in Oswego County,
knows that it takes four hours
for someone to show up.
Or out there, who knows?
That might even be,
how much are we talking here?
Yeah.
Just gotta go see if they're dead.
Well, again,
how much is worth the time?
And it's like, do you tell the customers?
I don't want to find out
there's a dead body in the store
just because I stumbled across the dead body.
Like, put someone by the door being like,
hey, just see you know,
We have an incident.
If you want to come in the grocery store, we're open.
Just don't go to the bakery aisle.
Right?
No.
Like, let me know.
You got to let me know.
Because you didn't even make it all the way through that because that's how assinine it is.
You just lack.
Yeah.
And come in if you want.
Rees a dead lady over there.
Yeah.
Close the doors.
Capitalism is beautiful.
You see, that's what we joke about all the time where you could get into a car accident in the morning on your way.
And your boss at a grocery store would still be like, well,
I mean, are you, so how late are you going to be, though?
Your car only flipped.
You're fine, right?
My car's totaled.
Okay, well, then, like, can I come get you?
Because Fuzz is right in chat.
One customer will still cause a stink.
Like, what do you, like, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
If you leave the store open, you're going to get pressed like this.
Or they're like, yeah, these horrific humans.
I don't care.
You got to close it.
You got to close it.
But you know, as a former grocery engineer, there's,
going to be a couple of old-timers.
I can't get my bread.
For how long?
How long is this closed?
Well, until we remove the body, sir.
There's a deceased person.
I'll scoot them into the cooler, let a girl.
Why are they out on the floor?
Because we're not going to move the body.
We're not going to move a body.
We're waiting on the corner.
That's not even the aisle I need to go to.
I've got to get cat food and I'll be, can you go get me the cat food?
No, I can't.
We're dealing with a deceased.
deceased person.
That I'll go to another store.
This is messed up.
I can't believe what you're treating with.
Can't believe this.
So that's my hot take.
We need to invest in more corners.
And also close the grocery store.
Somebody dies.
Yeah.
Syracuse Nationals Week.
Nap Auto Part Syracuse Nationals kicks off Thursday.
And if you're getting out of work Thursday, looking for something to do, Thursday.
We chalking taps.
That's good.
Thursday, 5 o'clock after 5.
Just 5 bucks.
into the Syracuse National.
So a little way to save some money there, Coco.
Plus, I got the arcade and all your favorite national stuff.
We will talk to Badger coming up in a little bit about the nationals.
I saw him.
You can be drunk on the party bus.
Okay.
But you can't be drunk driving the party bus.
That's where they get you.
Caviote.
Party bus in North Carolina ran into three vehicles.
Oh.
Early Saturday morning.
so Friday night into Saturday morning.
Driver, 58-year-old man.
They don't like that.
Gary Kierce said,
he'd been driving under the influence
and might not have a license anymore.
I can't do that?
I don't know.
I couldn't do that.
He told the police,
I'm under the influence,
and my license has been revoked.
Yeah, well, that way,
how are you going to charge him?
He ain't even got some license.
Mm?
Loopole.
Did he think it was that trick where you're like, if you're fully honest with me, we can let you go.
You tell me the truth.
I'd rather you tell me the truth.
I'm not going to be mad.
Party bus in North Carolina flew out of control and ran into three vehicles before crashing into a house.
Yeah.
Driver said he was under the influence and was driving with a revoke license.
Thankfully, nobody was hurt.
People don't like it when you crash in their house.
They really do not like that.
He's facing a bunch of children.
charges, Dewey, reckless driving, two counts of injury to real property, felony injury to
utility wires.
And also, he said, I knew I shouldn't have been driving.
Wow, though.
That's, I mean, that's like life-changing stuff.
What?
All of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's just crazy.
He's going to go to jail for a while, right?
You got it.
You got it.
Straight to jail.
Well, this is a second Dewee in a couple months.
He got one back in April.
Just two weeks ago.
He got another.
one.
So three this year?
Much like they have, they should have to tell you if there's a dead body in the grocery store.
Your party bus rental should probably tell you if the driver's got multiple dewees, right?
Did they not even look it up?
Maybe not even looked it up.
Probably even care.
They were like, that's somebody's buddy.
Yeah, right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I got that.
I'll drive that.
Like, what is it?
The party bus?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll drive that.
You need me to come in?
I can drive.
I'll do it.
I can drive.
Can you come to work?
I can come to work.
Yeah.
Now is it.
Even though I am hammered.
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.
See Burdick Lexus.
and Cicero.
How are we doing, everybody?
It's going to be a hot one this week.
Stay hydrated.
Aggressively hydrate like Coco does here on the show.
And of course,
you can stay indoors, stay indoors.
Yeah, today shouldn't be too bad.
And of all the days,
Monday is usually if you want to get to like a beach or something.
Nice day for a beach.
You know, I mean, yeah, kids are off school and stuff,
but it's usually one of the lesser days.
Well, um,
These fellows over at Megaton games,
they got a lot of people paying attention to their birth
event now.
I'm nervous for them.
I'm nervous for them.
Because now you got the virality you wanted.
And people are going to show up to this birthdaw event on Saturday, I think,
the 17th?
It better be a pretty cool event.
I don't know how you make it a cool event.
I don't know what.
I don't know if it can just be a little fake bird in Ice Cube anymore,
whatever you were going to do.
Like, is there some, I don't know enough about all those games.
gaming worlds to know if that's like some reference to something.
Is there something coming out?
No, you know what I mean?
My guess as somebody who's been in nerdy video game culture for a real long time,
this is some deep nerdy internet thing that they made a silly poster about to be nonsensical.
And now it's on the morning news on TV Friday at 4.
They're doing it.
All right.
Okay.
So now you got a lot of attention on this event.
And I don't know how you're going to live up to it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because, yeah, anything short of thawing a real bird and having to be like,
and then flying away.
Like, I better see a big bird, like,
Sesame Street big bird thawed in a block of ice at this point.
It holds like an Encino Man thing and it just comes shaking out of the ice.
So you got your virality megatone games and I hope you, I wish you much success.
Yeah, I hope it works.
now set a bar that people really are excited about.
Yeah, because again, if it's just like a little fake bird in a block of ice that people wait around all day,
and then at whatever time, oh, look, it's crumbling out.
But if they're doing it at a certain time, that must mean there's a plan.
Well, another viral event that's getting attention right now is happening on August 1st.
Out in western New York near Buffalo, according to Power 93.7.
WBLK.
Hold on.
I feel like.
Power.
Yeah, I feel like it's got to be said like that.
Hold on.
Yeah, that's not a, uh,
two,
two.
Yeah.
Power.
No, I want,
hold on.
I do like the robot voice though.
Yeah,
it's like you are listening to.
You are listening to.
Power.
Oh.
I just like going through the voices.
You want to let me.
Yeah.
Power 9 to 3.7.
W.B.L.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, there we go.
That's how it's supposed to be said.
That's, wait, too.
What?
I just saw how your voice went.
Ailer on your.
Okay.
I do it.
I am up here.
I hope you're talking.
Then I come down here.
I can do this.
I can do this.
I can do this if you want.
I can come down here if you want.
Power.
93.7 WBLK.
Whoa,
what,
wow,
according to power 93.7 WBLK.
That is good.
That's good.
There will be 10 to 13 miles of naked bike riding coming up on August 1st.
I started to, but no, no, no, it's not.
You don't, we said it, you don't really want to be behind any fella at all,
especially when he starts to maybe do that stand-up thing a little and start to pedal.
Yeah, he's going to have real sweaty, hang low balls.
And they're just going to be flopping in your face for miles.
I like that it's just a classic hippie-dippy protest.
Like, it's not a race.
It's of protests about oil and gas.
I like that.
Okay, so they're just casually.
We're talking to old school hippie-dippy protests.
I'd be way too nervous.
The organizers state the nudity of participating cyclists
represents the vulnerability of riders on the road.
All right.
It's a lot of deep hippie-dippy stuff.
I like it.
I don't think I've ever ridden a bike with a boner,
so I don't know if it's going to be.
There's going to be like a hard way of going about that.
New York State.
law allows residents to be topless,
cyclists are advised that total nudity during the protest
could charge, you could get charges of a decent exposure.
Your peans and vagines hidden? Yeah. Because again, yeah,
they're right. Anywhere that I can take out my hoodies.
Ladies, you can be topless. You can take out your hoodies.
I don't have any more information on that. You'll need to tune into power.
93.7 for more information, I guess, as they had the article.
Okay. But as we were saying in chat here before,
nothing I want to see.
As much as I like a nice naked lady,
it's going to be really contrasted by fellas.
Yeah.
And their balls.
Swinging around in the heat.
Or just their little,
their little hairy little bird's nest
as they're sitting on their bike.
But just, you know what I mean?
Because if they're going to be sitting there,
if their schweens are out,
because remember, you're going to be careful.
No indecent exposure.
But yeah, that's not really.
Then it's just all ladies taking their hoodies out.
I know.
Dude's got to do something, so at least take one ball out.
Listen, I want you to jump into Twitch.com.
Hold on.
Twitch.com.
Slash to the show.
Twitch.
com.
Slash the show.
Because right now, we are going to give away a pair of five-finger death bunch tickets.
All you're going to have to do is make a vote.
I got to do is pick once in a hold on a second.
I should have had all this queued up.
I got us too focused on my stupid voice thing.
Yeah, but it was worth it.
Because that's exactly how.
They say it 100%.
Um...
What's their lineup?
When are they got on air?
Oh, whoa.
What do you see?
They got the Steve Harvey morning show going over there.
On power?
Yeah.
93.7 BLK.
Yeah.
Come get it.
Where's my thing here?
He says no where his thing is.
There's a lot of people on the Steve Harvey morning show.
I know.
There's a lot of national morning shows.
There's a ton of people.
People on it.
There's five people on it.
Yeah.
Tomorrow morning at 7 a.m.
You'll hear more five finger death punch and you will get to choose what song we play.
Just jump in our Twitch chat, Twitch.tv.
Slathe's happening in Twitch.
And then you could win just by chatting.
Just like Lane the main did.
Look at that.
Congrats to Lane.
He was our first winner of the tickets.
He's going to bring his grandma.
Oh, that's a perfect show to bring your grandma.
Yup.
Grandma, we're going to go to five finger death pun.
Oh, they slapped.
Oh, I am feeling a little bit off today.
Come on, Grandma, get in the car.
Hold on, I got to get in my camos.
Playing this song for a reason as,
the most Googled word of the year, love.
There is no definition.
There is it.
You and I are the visualization of love, this show.
That's all point of love.
Number one is love.
That was a long definition.
for love. I don't know if they can fit that into the
dictionary there, buddy. She's still going.
She's still going. She got a lot to say.
That's a lot for the dictionary.
They're going to have to cut out a ton of words.
A new analysis.
A new analysis.
The DJ always ruins it. It always jumps in there.
It's no.
You laugh.
You'll probably make it a country station, not R&B.
Don't worry about that. This will be country 100.9.
A new analysis.
Analysis anal tracked Google search data from January through up to last week.
Okay.
To rank the most searched word definitions in the U.S. so far, number two is gaslighting.
No, it's not.
It's not, though.
I don't know what you guys saw, but that's not.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
I actually saw a different list, but okay.
But that's the list you?
Fine.
If that's the list you saw, if that's, if that's the list,
list you saw. Number one is love. And I don't know. Lurb.
Bauders love is the Google.
Burd is love. What is love? And I don't.
Adaway. Hadaway's on the computer kids. Google.
Um, birded love. So I don't know. And then the rest, I can give you the rest of the list,
but it's just going to, it's maybe best if we don't. Why? Fascism. Oh, narcissists.
democracy
Yeah, yeah.
That about just lurb.
Here's, how much is lurb?
Yep.
Empathy made the list.
I think, I think a lot of you need to Google.
Yeah, I think there's a lot of people that probably should.
I think there's a lot of people who have no athin clue what empathy is.
So maybe just look a little bit into it.
A little bit.
Integrity.
Tegrity, hey.
Tegrity.
Hey, you better have some integrity in your life.
Tegrity.
Metaphor?
Metaphor?
Metaphor?
The metaphor?
The people look at definition of metaphor.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Culture.
Culture.
Like, for live cultures?
For yoghers?
For my tonsils?
Yep.
They get a culture for my tonsils and then they put it in the little dish.
Remember that?
Do you ever had that?
When they put the thing in your throat?
Oh, it was the worst.
But now I don't have tonsils anymore.
But when I was a kid, they used to like, you'd go to the doctor.
They probably got a better test for that now.
And just stabbing you with something?
Yeah.
And I have the worst gag reflex.
I couldn't perform.
if I wanted to.
I don't, I don't, I think I have my tonsils.
Do you?
Yes.
I don't ever remember that like, hey, you're going to go for a little surgery.
Your tons and anoids?
Then you get ice creams after.
No, I think I think they're still in there.
You would definitely remember, you of all people would remember a prescription for ice cream.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I don't think, I think they're still in there somewhere.
Your tons and adenoids.
No, they used to take that little stick, like the long Q-tip that we started to see for COVID,
how it was going up our nose.
Used to go back in the back of our throats,
and then they'd put it on a little dish,
and they'd say, all right, we're going to give you a call if we get tonsillitis.
No, I never had that stuff.
Mm-hmm.
I has them.
Yeah.
All right.
Team tons.
Congratulations, Coco.
Power.
Power.
Tonsol.
Syracuse Nationals week.
We'll talk to Badger here in a few minutes.
That's cars that are showing up.
They're already here.
Happy National Franken beans day.
Beans and Franks and beans.
Franks and beans.
and Frank's Day, Franken beans?
You don't like anything involved in that, do you?
I like beans.
I'm a baked beans guy, but I do not like the hot dogs in there with the bake beans.
No, you don't like the dogs.
No, no, no.
Do any good cooking this weekend?
No, I did a lot of leftovers and stuff just because it was, it was either hot.
Yeah, it just didn't feel like it.
Yep, yeah.
It was mostly leftovers turning into things.
Saturday we did some steaks, steaks and salt potatoes.
Corn's coming up now.
You're getting corn.
You start to see some corns here and there.
Um-rah-pum-roop-oom-bap-beam.
Today is National Frankenbeans Day, although I see it both ways,
and I've only, maybe it's a northern thing that we say Franks.
Do we say Franken Beans?
I don't know what it says on the can.
I wonder what it says on the can.
It's different, and I'm having like a Mandela Effect thing right now.
It probably just says, like, baked beans with cut up hot dogs in there.
I bet on the can it doesn't ever say frank and beans.
Beans and Franks.
Unless there's like a very specific.
version, like, you know, like SpaghettiOs.
Uh-huh.
Maybe, maybe like that.
I don't say either, because it's gross.
Bank to beans.
No, it's just like the ultimate campfire combo.
Like, I don't know, we got hot dogs.
Cut them up.
Put them in there.
Yep.
Cut them in.
Just set it on the fire and get yourself some beans and some good cute-up
wieners.
Pork and beans.
Beans and franks.
Beans and wieners is another option.
You know what's all so gross is when you get that chunk of whatever meat that's
like seasoning the stuff.
Oh, I thought you were going to say the fat, like the gelatinous fat that's sitting in that can.
Yeah.
At the bottom side.
Yeah, sometimes big beans.
Boo.
It ain't for everybody.
It is.
Napa Auto Parts, Syracuse Nationals.
Week badgers in the studio.
What's up, badger?
What's up, guys?
So we're going to Thursday this year.
Thursday through Saturday.
And I've been explaining kind of on the air why this has happened.
By Saturday dinner time, people started rolling out.
Sunday is a whole different experience.
Why not move it to the days people want to be there, right?
Listen, people vote with their presence, right?
Sure, yeah.
So, like, we know if people are leaving, you know, not that they're not interested, but they want to get back home.
We got a lot of people that come from Canada.
I'm just telling the guys over at TK, this is the largest car show in the Northeast.
It's not just a catchy slogan, right?
It really is the largest car show in the Northeast.
People are coming from everywhere.
Yeah.
Right. Last year we had people from Washington State.
I think somebody won the Long Distance Award from Washington State.
Wow.
All these people who come to us then have to leave us and get back to where they came from.
So we just, we think it only makes sense to open the show on Thursday.
Well, you know, everybody's already here.
The participants are already here.
The campers are already here.
Everybody's ready to go.
Let's get those gates open on Thursday and give everybody Sunday, you know, the day to travel.
So are we opening at the same time on Thursday?
Is it bright and early?
Bright and early.
It all depends on when that last bumper touches State Fair Boulevard.
So per the rules of the fair and per our contract, we can stack vehicles all the way up in a snake motion.
And you stack them up as many as we can overnight.
They start lining up at 10, 11, 12 at night.
As soon as the last bumper touches State Fair Boulevard, we are not allowed to block traffic on State Fair Boulevard.
So as soon as that last car touches State Fair Boulevard.
Boulevard, we get a call on the radio, open the gates. We got to send them.
Okay.
It all depends on how fast people come in. It's usually five, five, thirty, six a.m.
And, you know, and we're, we're ripping, man.
So let's talk about Thursday specifically, because after five o'clock, we're doing a special
deal, right? Arcades playing. Tell me about that.
$5 after five. Fourths power after hour. So what's cool about this is, is we also take
into consideration that most local people are working on Thursday, right? So,
why shut the show down at 6 o'clock when everyone is just getting out of work, right?
So $5 after 5, work all day, come enjoy the show at night.
We got the arcade playing 730 to 9.
We got low rider exhibit with three-wheel motion and bouncing cars,
and we got stereo wars, and we got modern muscle cars on the dino with mobile dino master.
We got a flamethrower finale, car shooting planes out of the back.
It's going to be wild, right?
You know, the only thing we're missing is Ringling Brothers at this time.
We're going to shoot Cody out of a cannon.
Oh, good.
Saw that, saw that.
No, that.
No, that.
Into that pond.
Yes.
Yes.
We'll get them.
We're talking about your Syracuse Nationals.com for all the information.
Lowrider experience.
I know that's a big focus of yours.
Is that bigger this year?
What are we going to see this year?
It's bigger this year.
We probably had an increase at 20, 30 participants.
Wow.
You know, really filled that building up, which is huge, man.
This is central New York.
This is Syracuse.
You know, we don't have that here.
You know, and if we do, I've missed it.
Yeah.
But to get a collection of car clubs and these cars and these rides coming from all over the East Coast,
all these different car clubs show them support, you know, some of them missed it last year because
they weren't sure about it.
Yeah.
They saw pictures.
They saw videos.
Their friends told them about it.
They're like, we're not missing it this year.
So they're all in this year.
So we got a full show.
We got Georgia coming.
Yeah.
Who's huge influencer in the lowrider game.
She'll be out with us Friday.
That'll be here Friday.
So it's just going to be awesome.
It's tattooing still happening here.
Great.
The guys from Timeless Tattoo are going to be there.
Todd and a couple other guys.
Yeah, Todd's car was awesome last year.
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
All right.
Syracuse Nationals.com.
It kicks off Thursday.
We'll be talking all week long about the Nationals.
I'm sure you got work to do.
Sick truck, dude.
That came out nice.
That's crazy.
People are commenting on your truck in here.
It's crazy.
What is that?
It's an 0-1.
It just made the cutoff for the Nationals.
It's a classic.
It's a $25 of your car.
I was explaining to Cody that I would love to have a car like that.
I would just be afraid someone's going to ask me questions about it,
that I don't know,
I don't know about motors and the stuff.
I don't know of that.
It's neon.
Yeah,
I like the color.
The lights blink.
Yeah.
No,
it's great.
I'm thankful to have it,
you know,
in a world,
I'm sure everyone knows in a world that like feels like you're constantly
taking losses.
It feels like a huge win to have something to eat.
You know what I mean?
It's so hard out there,
man,
for everybody.
So,
like,
to have something special.
It's just like that.
It feels good.
You deserve it too.
That's good.
That's good.
Badger's got a lot of work to do, brother.
Yeah.
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No, normally.
Sausage?
Yep.
Sausage licks.
Sausage patties.
Normally I take the side of the animal in these confrontations.
But this bison was kind of being a dick.
Now I get it.
We're at Yellowstone.
It's your house.
We're kind of in your house.
Yeah, they just...
But these people all kept a safe distance.
Nobody was being stupid.
No, it just kind of looks like it
that everybody was too close
because of where the bison was
and there's nothing you can do.
You just have to be prepared
that if you were going to get...
Not they were close,
but if you're going to get close
enough to take pictures,
that's too close.
No, I don't know if that was too close,
but you better be able to run.
They say in a damn zoo,
Yeah.
There's no fence between you and it.
So if you want to see this, if you have no idea what I'm talking about,
it's poor man was tossed eight feet in the air.
Dude, I can't help but laugh.
It's, I mean, it feels so bad.
He's fine, but he's injured, but.
It's like a cartoon.
It's a cartoon how easily this bison tossed a full-grown man.
Yeah.
No, it was not Joe bison.
It was another bison.
I don't even think I'm in a field.
Oh, okay.
So you want to jump in Twitch.
TV slash the show or just go to the show.
Dot F time. I'll show you the clip.
He does get tossed.
You're just,
they're all too close
because of where it is.
Like if you see the other videos of it,
they're, you know, they're right in the middle
of everything. But
he's going to be ready to talk.
And the, like, yeah,
like the best example I have
is when we were all in Tennessee with the family
and we all wanted to see bears.
And we came around this turn. We were all in the van
and we saw bears. Yep.
we saw a bear.
And we all got out.
We were like, oh, let's take photos of the bear.
And then you saw Cubs behind the bear.
And we go back in the car, back in the car.
And we weren't, we were the minority.
Yeah.
Other people were like, well, I'm going to get closer.
I'm like, okay, this woman.
It's nuts.
This poor guy tried to hide behind trees.
He was doing good.
He was doing good.
I don't know why he decided he needed to do the full loop that last time.
Bro, weave in and out.
We've in and out.
Bob and weave.
Serpentine, bro.
This was the terrifying scene at Yellowstone National Park,
a bison charging toward a man and a young person.
Moments before, the two taking photos right there.
As it lays down when the animal gets up
and bolts in their direction.
Now, what I think happens is I think that truck,
was that the truck that was the truck that?
If you're just listening, I'll describe it.
Huge bison.
Like, as much as I don't know how big elephants are,
I had no idea how big a bison is.
These things are huge.
It's laying in the grass.
Looks like on the thing like I'm not running away from.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Now you're running away.
The thing is laying in the grass, kicking up dust.
This poor grandfather and what looks like his grandchild,
which is traumatic for this poor kid.
Yeah, that kid's going to remember that.
Are at least 100 yards away, taking photos on their phone.
In between them, some dude and a pickup truck rolls by.
I think that pissed off the bison.
The bison didn't like the truck.
It went to charge the truck.
Truck was gone by then, so this guy unfortunately got.
the grass.
As the bison chases the man around the tree, like, dude, you're good, you're good.
And then the bison slams into that man with like cut in the middle, cut in the middle, cut
the middle.
Feet into the air.
Oh my god.
He was like watching a bulldozer move out at 45 miles an hour.
Photographer Mike McLeod recorded that video but stopped and ran to help.
And when you approach this man, how is he?
He was in a lot of pain.
He was conscious, I think, the entire time.
The National Park Service.
affirming a 65-year-old man was injured by a bison and taken to the hospital.
McLeod says he's in touch with the man's family.
It sounds like he has a broken leg in several places.
The doctor said that he probably could, would recover, but it's going to be a long recovery.
The man's family telling NBC news he underwent surgery and remains at the hospital.
Oh my gosh.
This incident, the second in just two months at the park.
In June, a 12-year-old was also hurt by a bison.
The National Park Service says people should always stay more than 25 yards away from them.
They were!
They were!
And to run away if one tried to-
Like all those people are closer.
A frightening incident at one of America's most iconic parks.
Like all those people were closer.
NBC News.
This poor guy, just yeated.
I'm suing the bison.
Yeah, I'm suing that bison.
I'm presenting it with papers.
What are you supposed to do?
Do I jump in someone's car?
I mean, I guess I don't know what to do.
Yeah, you just got to hope you have a better escape plan than the trees.
That's
Would you, should you carry bear mace?
I feel like you might get in trouble
If you bear mace
I don't know
Like if a bison's charging me
I don't know
That's just
Yeah that just sucks
That you could because from those
Last couple angles
You can see that
Everybody else is way closer
Yeah
This thing's like hanging out
In the little
Camping village
That everyone's got
Yeah
It's just kind of like laying there
And then what I don't
They didn't really cover
What happened
after the fact.
The bison eats this guy.
Did it just chill?
Did it leave?
I was like, I'm good here now.
This is my spot.
I made my point and I'm out of here.
And just kind of shuffled away.
I get it.
We're in their home, but still, like, come on now.
We're making bisonbergs now, right, Joe?
Cheese on mine.
Be listening at 7 a.m. all this week for your chance at five-finger death punch tickets.
And next week, we have some games plan, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Start with today.
Butterless.
So, you remember last week we had the,
that boozy bitch who was disgusted by our tops grocery store or whatever.
Yeah.
Um,
um,
I believe that in reality she shops at this place called Irwan,
which is a luxury grocery store.
Wow.
And some major cities.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Irwan,
I'm literally janging,
is now offering cups of water for $12.
Oh,
that's a nice little refresher.
Now,
we like to bust on Wegmans for when they put like slice of watermelon
and water six bucks.
Yeah.
This is, I guess,
maybe a little step up
from that.
Thanks.
But not, like, that's
and they're not $12 either.
They're calling it. Sacred Water.
Oh, God.
It's water?
From what?
With ice.
From what?
That has organic
jasmine tea.
No.
And botanical extracts.
Oh, God.
No, it doesn't.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
And you just can sip that as you walk around and buy your...
You can send a $12 cup of water.
That's crazy.
Now, the ingredients, this is...
So they're saying it's water, but like Lucky is saying,
if you're adding things, maybe it's not water.
I don't care what you're adding.
It's not worth $12.
Go vitamins in it.
It's coconut water with jasmine tea, raw honey,
holy basil, green cardamon, and white grape juice with coconut milk.
Holy bids.
All right.
I like that because I like that.
It's like the hotel waters I like.
Where you put a bunch of stuff into that little
spicket thing that I do in the summertime.
Well, I should do that.
You should do that, but.
I haven't done that again.
That thing's awesome.
Just go, get yourself a little fancy drink.
Now, what I'm not understanding is maybe I'm just too poor to understand this.
But usually my whole thing costs me $12 and it does a giant ass thing.
Yes, it does.
I'm too poor to know what the shower brand Jolie is.
Joe Lee is a $170
shower head
that improves your shower filtration
so they're filtering their tap water
for their sacred water
through a Joe Lee shower head.
Okay.
I think I'm just too poor to understand this story.
Rich Housewives know a lot of things
about good showerheads.
Yeah.
Further pleasure and some of themselves.
I can't have just a regular poor shower head.
I need my water filtered.
Yeah.
All the time.
And I'm literally shaking.
It's a little.
Literally a simulation.
I have to go back and get more vegetables.
What do you put in your water?
Do you do a cucumber?
Depends, so what I'm feeling.
A little cucumber,
depends on what stuff,
like the price points of some things are.
But if I have my druthers...
Oh, thank you.
I'll get like a line...
Or not, a lemon.
And then a couple of those little,
like fancy little plant things,
like a mint or something.
Oh, and you just let it...
Yep, some watermelon.
Soup simmer?
And you just, yeah, chop it off or whatever,
put it all in there
it. Stir it all up for a few hours. I made a batch of sweet tea this weekend. I made one all year.
I made a good batch of sweet tea. It's not very complicated. Not very complicated, but it is good.
Good beverage. Yeah, I like summertime bevvvvies. Good summertime hydration. You're going to need it.
Got to say, oh, man, especially this week. For tomorrow, you got to do it today. Earl,
you're going to be so pissed off at yourself tomorrow. If you're just used to slam an energy drinks and coffee,
do your boys a favor. Get some water. Listen to that. That's a hydro homie right there.
Get yourself like Cody says.
One of those taps.
Like one of those jugs you can put in the fridge and then you get the faucet.
It's fun.
It's like you're at a hotel.
It is.
It really is.
Hydrate.
Please, hot today, hot all week.
Super hot tomorrow.
July 13th, 2020.
26 year of our Lord's summer.
Just flying by, Cody.
Yeah, it's going to be ice cream week, I think.
Make the most of it.
Speaking of that one, shark week.
What?
I don't keep forgetting to look up one shark week.
Is this year's Shark Week theme like cavemen?
Why are all the commercials cavemen?
Oh, I haven't even seen any commercials yet for it.
Yeah, they're running commercials.
Okay.
The 26th.
So we got a little bit couple weeks.
Does it show a theme?
Am I supposed to know something?
Let me go to their, just their website here.
All right.
Well, you guys can find us always at the show.
Dot FM.
All of our links, all of our streams, all of our social media, right there.
No real theme?
I'm looking at not that.
The promos are like cavements.
Maybe just the way they're...
Dinosaur sharks?
I mean, there are a couple, like, things about like, old ones or whatever.
So, I mean, it looks pretty.
good. They're all always the same. I always watch it. Do I love Shark Week? Well, you had a good
tie in there for me as you said it's going to be an ice cream week. Yeah. And I'm reading this
article on, it is. Examples of what's in quote, I'm an adult, no one can stop me
purchase that you've made before. Ice cream for dinner is usually the number one or ice cream for
breakfast. Yeah. Number one on that list. I'm an adult. I can do whatever I want.
Before I forget, just because I keep forgetting over and over again. Remember we, like a week
ago we talked about something that you would think that you have to be rich to get. Yeah. I had an
example after that. I kept forgetting
champagne. You don't have to be rich for champagne. No.
It's actually pretty affordable. Yep. Yep. I just
buy it from mimosas whenever you want. You don't need to be that rich to buy champagne.
Nope. My latest, I'm an adult, no one can stop me purchase.
Okay.
Will be your Christmas gift this year.
So I'm telling you that now.
As I bought a retro handheld gaming thing,
okay. They're not expensive. It costs me 70.
bucks for everything. Oh, nice, nice.
The only reason it's going to be your Christmas gift
is you're not computer nerdy enough to do
it, because you've got to kind of do some
computery stuff to get the games on it.
Gotcha. And you don't have those skills, no offense,
you just don't. Nope. I don't think you even have a computer.
Do not.
But I, well, I got Cocoa Puff's laptop.
You do get that laptop, but there's
no world where I could explain
to you. I don't know anything about all that.
You need to drag the ROMs, Cody, to this.
I'm just going to load it for you with all your favorite games.
I started loading it this
weekend, dude.
Yeah, it's going to be worth it.
It's already worth it. Yeah.
It's going to be a fun playing ride then.
I mean, I think it's illegal for me to steal all these games, but I don't care.
The ROMs exist.
At some point, I loaded NBA jam into it.
We've paid them.
Pay from eight times.
Yeah, we have.
I've loaded Sega Genesis games that I loved.
I was playing the Aladdin Sega Genesis game last night.
That came so hard.
It's so good.
It's so good.
If anyone's been seeing ads for these things, they're so stupid fun.
It's going to make my trip go fast.
Just make sure you hide it from your kids.
They don't care about it.
Well, until they're on the plane.
Yo, what's that?
Yeah, let me see you to.
You'll get that.
You'll let me get that real quick.
Michael Jackson, Moonwalker is going to be added.
Absolutely inks.
Oh, can you do that?
Yeah.
Add in like the stand-up games or whatever.
When I tell you this, you can add every game you've ever played.
That's cool.
And this is why I decided it's going to be your.
Christmas gift.
It has probably 10 different wrestling games.
It has wrestle fest,
WrestleMania games, like all with the 80s
WrestleMania games around there.
Nice.
You can emulate every single game on there.
That's pretty neat.
Start thinking of a list of what you want
on your Christmas gift this year because
it is.
It's the Anbernik one, Big Bang.
Battletoads I'm going to load in there.
Oh, battle toads.
You can do a thing where you load old Game Boy games
and then change the color of the screen to
be the Game Boy color.
I'm going to
bring it in and show it to you. That's neat.
So back to this list. What's your latest? I'm an adult. No one can stop me purchase.
Somebody said this a lot.
Chocolate milk. You're like, I can just buy chocolate milk.
I just buy chocolate milk.
I think I went right with the first one with ice cream.
Ice cream, right? That's just kind of that, yeah, anytime I want, if I want to, I don't care.
I'll just eat ice cream. This person said when I was a kid, we only had sweet potatoes at Thanksgiving
and girk and pickles in the summer. So I thought that's when they were just,
available. Turns out I can buy sweet potatoes and girk and pickles whenever I want.
You can have pickles any day that you wish.
This person said it wasn't a purchase, but I was outside for a walk and I noticed a large
tree branch and I thought that's a perfect stick. I turned around and I picked it back up and
I brought that stick home. Damn right. I know you got your rocks. You don't got sticks, do you?
No, like sticks. Well, sticks was easier for just the apartment for smaller ones because I did both
at the house. I had the giant
driftwood display where I was bringing home like
eight foot pieces of driftwood.
They'd have to stick out of windows and stuff, man.
It was, it was awesome.
Textline says I'm 59 year old, still buying hot wheels.
You're an adult.
No one can stop you.
You can do whatever you want.
Nope.
If I see a fun little wrestling thing that I want,
I absolutely don't care.
Don't stop you.
No, what am I going to do?
This one, vintage Barbie dolls.
Hell yeah.
I bet that's big for Lego sets right now.
I bet of us, a lot of us who are broke,
Focus kids are now like, I want to buy whatever Lego said I want.
Yep.
Yeah, Melfi right there.
Legos.
Exactly.
Any video game you want.
Video games.
This one.
I bought a Costco kitty pool for myself just to sit in.
I make a cocktail and I just hang out in my kitty pool.
Nope.
An adult.
No one can stop me.
That was the best when I had that little kitty pools.
And you just float around in it?
It was so perfect because it was a room for just one floaty.
Mm-hmm.
You just float.
It was like you're in a pool.
Oh, this thing.
This thing is very much.
you. I had a life-altering moment when I realized I could buy birthday cake whenever I want it.
Yeah. It doesn't need to be your or somebody else's birthday. They are available.
You just want to get a slice of cake or something. Is that a newer thing? I know you could always buy
cakes, but now you buy slices. I think it's, yeah, because it's it. All the other places, but Walmart.
Yes. It's dangerous. I get that rainbow one on the rag. That was a good cake.
The tops that I stop at? Yep. They got them.
Not only that, dude, this is another, I'm an adult.
A lot of my life is, I'm just going to do what I want because I'm an immature child.
The Tops, bakery department, shout out that crew.
They're a good crew.
Just cups of cookie dough bites.
Yep.
Just right in the cold.
And I'm walking by, and they have like brownie bites and stuff.
I was like, what is this?
The canola dip.
Yeah, it's just there.
Yeah, they do a lot of good treats.
But if I wanted, I eat it.
Yep.
If I wanted, I eat it.
What are some of the things you guys are saying?
Jimmy says, bagel bites.
I get a pizza.
Anytime. You're damn right you can.
Hey.
Cam, right you can.
And pizza's on a bagel?
Mm-hmm.
You can have pizza anytime.
Yeah.
Jojo, I have to remind my husband that we are adults and we can have ice cream for dinner anytime we want.
You absolutely can.
Sometimes it's just too hot.
Yeah.
Oh, it's too hot.
People buying silly instruments.
Yeah.
You're an adult.
Do you want to buy an instrument?
Go buy an instrument.
Me.
Right here.
Vibor slap.
I got all of them.
Want this one?
A little vibral slap.
Do I need this?
No.
But I own it.
Hold on now.
Yes.
But I own it.
You do need.
it.
Mm-hmm.
This is a good one.
I'm an adult.
I bought a diamond membership to the six flags near me.
I can go whatever I want.
I can eat meals there whenever I want.
It's so good.
Best summers ever.
No, that is.
Same with your channel fours pass.
Yeah, I know, but that diamond one, though, he can, like, go and get, like,
tendies and stuff.
Yeah, it says they give him two meals and a treat every day.
Yep.
Anytime he's in six flags.
That's the move.
Hell yeah.
What are.
some of the things coming in.
Go to Chad for it for.
Let's see.
I drove eight hours for a specific
cheeseburger once.
Hell yeah, you did.
I recently had a smores cake
a smores cake slice for breakfast.
Yeah. You can do whatever you want.
Damn right.
Grass squash. Some nights or potato chip dinner night.
Everyone's wrong. You eat a bunch of tater chips
and you go, oh, whoops.
Yeah, cousin Jay is the ultimate. I'm an adult.
No one can stop me. He's bought
flame throwers, margarita towers, electric squirt guns.
This backyard's a literal playground of wonder.
It is.
It really, really is.
My culture is not your costume, pit bull.
As he set the world for the largest gathering of bald caps.
Oh.
My baldness is not your costume.
You don't do bald face.
Da.
You doing bald face?
Da.
I don't know.
I don't know any other people's stuff.
I mean, you're going to file suit?
I'm a far bald.
As one top C and my bald?
As a top CNY bald, I really, I'll need to meet with the committee.
It'll be me.
It'll be Fran Brown.
It'll be Gomez.
What are the top CNY balds?
Was James Boheme on that?
I can't remember.
I think he was thinning.
I don't think he was bald, though.
He's bald.
Bam, he's bald.
I'll get together with the top CNY balls today and discuss this atrocity.
Okay.
As Pitbull and his fans set a Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people in bald caps on Friday,
over in London, 22,141 people.
My culture's not your costume.
Hey, now.
He said, quote,
it's a blessing and an honor to see all the baldies.
I like it.
It's funny.
But that's it, though, only 20,000.
I mean, if you give one out to every single person in the...
Yeah, I thought it would be like 50,000 or something.
But even that's probably really hard to get 50,000 bald caps.
Can we get those Amazon over here, please?
I need a whole Mac truck full of bald caps.
The other world record that was broken,
and I have audio because I guess these news anchors,
I didn't hear this clip yet, I'll hear it first with you.
There was a man who broke the world record
for walking with a balloon between his knees.
Okay.
Sam Farber, I don't know.
How far did he go?
I'll find out. I want to hear this clip.
25-year-old Sam Farber tried to break a Gettist World Record
for the fastest 10-meter walk while holding a balloon between his knees.
The current record is 3.91 seconds.
Farber did beat the record coming in 3.5 seconds.
I feel like somebody in this building could probably give the run.
Tonight.
TV anchors are just so weird.
So he's saying one of his colleagues is really good at holding a balloon between her legs.
Like they want to cut up, but they don't want to cut up and they want to make each other laugh.
But all right.
Like that right there, like that was the bluest they could work.
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, let's all just relax now.
Speaking of a balloon, who wants to see a GIF?
I got a gift for you.
It is Syracuse Nationals week.
You can get all the information at Syracuse Nationals.com.
Open it up on Thursday.
Get your cars all shined it up.
But first, tonight, you've got a home run derby.
Yep.
I don't know all these players you have to tell me about them.
I know Kyle Schwarber.
Mm-hmm.
Bryce Harper.
Yep.
Junior Camanero.
Yep.
He's good.
They're all, though, should be kind of close to the league leaders.
He's old school, if you will, Tampa Bay Devil Ray.
Tampa.
Ben Rice, Yankees.
Yep.
Some of them, one of them Jankmes.
Jock Caggillione.
Am I saying that right?
Kansas City?
Yes, yes.
J.A. Cagliano.
Yeah.
There you go.
Willison Contreras from Boston.
Yep.
Jordan Walker from St.
Louis.
Yeah.
And then Munataka, Murakami?
From the White Sox, right?
Yes, Chicago White Sox.
It should be a pretty good derby.
I would imagine.
These guys all hit frigging dingers.
Did they put up the...
Oh, no, that's from last year.
Yeah, you do.
The bracket.
Need to have Netflix, though, to watch it this year.
Is that pissing off baseball fans?
Oh, is it on Netflix only?
Oh, how are I going to do that?
It's only on Netflix.
It's tonight.
It's tonight?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Monday, July 13th, tonight's the whole.
home run derby. So did they move
raw? Oh.
Which is also, or it's just going to be on the same time.
And you have to pick. I don't know. What time is the home run derby versus that?
Probably 8 and 8. Yeah, 8 p.m.
Wow.
Because back in the day, it's not the same network technically, because you know,
that's a whole streaming platform.
But back in the day, they would get bumped for the dog show.
Netflix came in clutch for me over the weekend. I got to get rid of some of these
subscription, subscription things I have.
This is crazy.
But Netflix came in clutch for me over the weekend.
Besides World Cup, wasn't anything really on this weekend?
Did you watch anything?
No.
No.
So they have...
Not a big TV weekend.
Netflix just put up a bunch of newer stuff.
Oh, smart move.
But like old stuff that's new to that?
Yep, smart move.
Like I started, I had on, just as my background show,
Legends of Hip Hop, or they talked about Fat Joe and Buster Rhymes.
I just like learning about that stuff.
Okay.
But I watched two Old West movies this weekend.
Wow, look at you.
Friday? I watched
Old Henry.
Old Henry. Okay. Which I won't spoil.
It's got a pretty big spoiler at the end.
It's from like the 70s, isn't it?
No, Old Henry was Tim Blake Nelson from my brother O'Rothau.
He plays Old Henry.
Okay.
He's not really named Henry and I don't want to spoil it.
Okay. But if you like a good shoot him up.
And then I watched Harder They Fall, which was an Old West.
just like I didn't even
I learned about this
which is pretty cool
but like in the late 1800s
freed slaves would make these
like freedom towns
so they were old west towns
but they were all black
and all freed slaves
and it's about these two
it was produced by Jay Z
of all people
and it has got great music
and it was these two gangs
kind of old West gangs
find each other
I like a couple good old timey
old West movies this weekend
would you watch anything fun
No, it was not a lot of, it was just kind of, you know, whatever's on his background noise as he did whatever, a lot of going outside.
Yeah, Saturday was packed with World Cup, a lot of World Cup stuff.
Yeah, that Saturday was, yeah, it was all World Cup, that's for sure.
Twitch.tv slash the show, the show.com.
What do you guys find in a stream in these summertime months?
I know that my wife and kid are watching The Circle.
Okay.
Big brothers started.
That's a big summertime show in my house.
What are you guys watching?
I have my headphones on.
What are you angry about?
They said you were angry in charge.
I was doing thrusting like I was in the mosh pit.
Oh, gotcha.
Doodoo, do do do, do do.
They were asking any ghost activities weekend?
You weren't a Debs, were you?
No.
No, no, no.
And I left the stuff here because I keep forgetting.
Debbie's haunted doobie den?
You know, just the one weird, weird night.
The one night.
Cry, as he.
Well, and I know we've pooed on Milana a lot.
A lot of you said that you went and you liked it.
That's fine.
It's just not for me.
but it's weird to read the headline Moana Flops with $43 million opening weekend.
Like that used to be a good number.
Was it?
I don't run it.
$43 million in one weekend for a movie.
I don't really remember anymore because, I mean, back in the day it was like, well,
or even this one was like $200 million budget.
So if that first weekend was only $43.
True.
It did cost $250 million to make.
Yeah, I think they thought it was going to bring in a hell of a lot more.
But, like, it's a live action Moana.
They projected $140 million opening weekend.
They fell very short of that.
No.
It's for the kids.
It looks fine.
It's for whoever likes it.
But even for it being for the kids, it looks dumb.
It still looks dumb.
Even like a kid who say, why is the rock out of wig on?
Or how many kids would be like, I just watched original Moana.
Put on regular Moana.
So no.
Minions and monsters had 20 million over the weekend.
Toy Story 5 still doing very well.
Oh, that's out.
And that Michael movie is still doing well.
It's the first biopic.
Oh.
To cross a billion dollars.
It made over a billion dollars.
Kids are going to win a damn Oscar.
Michael Jackson.
He can't go and be another role, can he?
Because now he's Michael Jackson.
What if he's now Michael Jackson?
But he looks like Michael Jackson.
He's related to Michael Jackson.
But no, no.
Now you write other roles for Michael Jackson.
Katie, I know.
I don't have a reason.
goes, I don't understand why you're so obsessed with the rock wearing a wig.
Nah, we don't like, I wear wigs all the time.
We don't like it.
It's just rock in that wig.
It's that specific combo, Katie.
I think it's because you look at what the character is in a cartoon.
And you see he's got big, you know, big thick flowing hair.
And then I can just picture the rock being like,
The Rock doesn't wear big flowing wig.
Do you give the Rock a wig that is a fit for a Fabio?
Because that's what it looks like.
And when we read that one.
part of his contract where he can never lose
a fight in a movie. Canlose fight.
That makes it even more hilarious.
Yeah.
He is. He's representing his heritage. I get it.
I see it. I just can't get past
Rock being a cartoon character.
But now I don't need to worry about it because it's going to go
away. It'll be in Disney Plus
extremely fast.
There ain't too many actors falling off faster than the rock.
The film, going back to Michael,
the biopic, has
earned...
It's a bunch of numbers, but it's surpassed a billion.
First biopic to ever surpass a billion.
I really enjoyed it.
It stars the real-life nephew of Michael Jackson, Jafar Jackson.
It beats out Bohemian Rhapsody, which made 911 million.
Oppenheimer, which made 975 million, and straight out of Compton.
They didn't give me a number for that.
I liked all of those movies as well.
Michael was good.
Michael was good.
I liked it.
I'm sure I won't see it.
I got no reason to this.
It's not, there's a list of shows that you got to watch.
You haven't watched yet, so.
Yeah.
No, that one's not going to make it up the list very high at all.
As long as you've got wrestling to watch and all your sports.
You ain't going to.
Man, we're very busy.
You ain't sliding new shows in.
Sorry.
Other side of this, we'll get ready to roll into your 90s and 9.
And we could do a home run derby, but they're so fast.
They're over so fast.
Pardon me.
It's completely up to you and do that.
Is there football today, soccer?
No, nope.
Just tomorrow and Wednesday and then Saturday and Sunday.
Try to queue up a home run derby.
We can do a home run derby.
We haven't done one in so long.
We can each be a couple players, if you want,
instead of just the one-on-one.
Pick the players that are going to do it tonight.
Yeah.
Don't seem so and do.
No, no, I like Homer Derbys.
I like Home Run Derby.
So we will do a home run derby.
Haven't done one of these in a while, but why not?
I have not yet played this.
I don't think we've fired up this game at all.
2026 MLB.
So we'll play that.
Have not, dude.
For your gaming stream, the show.
com or Twitch.tv.
If you want to watch the gaming stream.
Oh, cool,
driven by Ryan Phelps auto sales
You are buying from
Ryan.
All right?
I don't know how the...
I'll put a bat up.
I don't know how we're going to figure this out,
but just jump in there.
Like two motorcycles with a little house in the middle?
Come on.
You got those?
The motorcycle, two little houses in the middle.
Radio World, you get the 90s at 9,
kicking off with some refreshments.
Oh.
Oh.
You want to go.
We could talk it out over a cup of Joe,
and you could look deep into my house.
That guy was a supermodel.
Uh-huh.
