The Show - NEW PUPPY!

Episode Date: October 4, 2026

No recaps on a Friday show, especially when it’s being posted on a Sunday night, but we had such a busy weekend and this episode we meet a new puppy!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Good morning, dummies. Happy Friday.

We did it. We did it. We made it the Friday. We did it. We're here. We're together. That's what you think. Blagagagga. Gaggaggaggaggaggaggagg. What's the line? I forgive you, but my Tommy gun don't. Boom. And boom. Got him. No, we're actually alive. He didn't just Tommy gun me. Even though he's really good at sound effects. I mean, did not. Like it Tommy Gunned, right? Right, right, watch this just regular, just a regular pistola, right? Psech-Beu!

Or that laser, that laser gun, ki-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-oh. Oh, my God. With all the sounds? Laser. I had the, um, sick, like, Terminator-style thing that went over your whole hand. Oh, my God. I remember the whole order. That was a good one.

That, I mean, that one. UFO, or alien laser? You were dead after that. This one. Phone's ringing. I'll get it. Here, next. Yup.

Yeah, good one. Oh, machine gun! Yep. Bonus lasers. So good. That one right there. Oh, the grand finale. You just hold it down?

It does everything. Grand finale, dude, yeah. That's like the last... He's coming right forth. Quick! I know, bud. I know. It's good.

That, like... Like, that chip of sound effects must have just existed in bulk because it was in guns, it was in sound effects machines. Yeah. Multiple toys had that exact series of sounds in it. It was just a bunch of people producing that. No, I had that. I had the little laser gun thingy, but I also had that.

You know what I'm talking about? The like Terminator, giant arm hand thing that had a gun that you would hold, and it also would make a bunch of those noises. I don't even know how to describe that. Terminator hand with sounds. It was just a giant plastic. And I like how you say past tense, like it's not in your mom's garage at this current time.

Well, there might be one because I had two. Oh, this thing? I had the robot claw hand right there? No. No, that wasn't it? No. All right. I'll try to find it. All right, find it, yeah.

It was like a huge, it went over like your whole forearm and hand and arm. I can envision what you're saying. I don't even know how to, like, I don't even know. It was from the Terminator movie, though? I don't think so. It just looked like it, but it was from that style. Well, ahoy, ho, everybody.

Busy, busy Friday morning. We got so many friends stopping by. They like us. We got so many friends stopping by. Do they want to be off ones? Nicole will be here from Frightmare Farms, because tomorrow night we'll be up being spooky little, spooky little boys running around the woods of our butt cheeks out tomorrow night.

Finally. So we'll tell you about that. I've always wanted to do that. What's going on up at Frightmare Farms? We got Justin and Wes coming in from C&Y lawn and snow. I'm assuming to get ready for the winter, maybe some hiring, maybe some contract stuff. They'll talk to us. And then it's a beer Friday.

Now, hold on. Now, hold on. Not only is it a beer Friday. It is our first beer Friday with the new puppy. Are they bringing them? They are bringing the new puppy. I am so freaking excited that we're going to have a new puppy in studio this morning. About 845.

Okay. I wasn't going to be running all around town, but y'all lucked out. The liquor store that I'd stop that didn't have. Buzzballs? I was hoping that they had the pumpkin one. Oh, they didn't even have it at the big liquor store I went through this week. They only still had your World Cup once. Yeah, I've seen a couple of those.

But no, I have seen the giant pumpkin, but I was like, I'm not buying it. No. I'm not buying it. No. I know where that is. Everybody plan on it. 845. There will be a new puppy in the room.

Mm-hmm. Boo. Twitch.TV slash The show or the show. Dot FM for all the visuals. Let's get. Go it. We got measles in a Swigga County, baby.

Now they're immune. Let's go. Let's go, baby. We're back. Now they're immune to it. First case in 25 years, baby. Come on, man. I'm just trying to flex on you, but we got measles in my county now.

Oh, ho, yo, everybody. Poor kid, whose parents absolutely didn't get measles because they absolutely got the vaccine. Yeah, poor kid. Ahoy, hoi, hi, Tommy, thank you for joining us. Breaking early on a Friday morning. We did it 70 degrees outside right now. It's going to just get chilly, I guess. This is it.

This is it for the day. This is the high. I thought it was supposed to be nicer. This is the high, man. Yeah, rain coming through, but then tomorrow's going to be going. We've got a good weekend ahead of us. Yeah. It would be a good day for spooking.

How was NFL last night? Was that game anything? It was actually pretty decent. It was a pretty decent game between the, the Braves game in that it was not a bad night of sports. Oh yeah? How was your Braves game? It was pretty good. What's the status then?

They won't. Yeah. Yep. Now they play the Dodgers on Saturday. Do I have any clips? Sports stuff? Oh, yeah, I do. I got. Yeah, I got Briggs. You might. I got your Braves on the Phillies. Two balls and two strikes. And on the Duke in series. Bring on the Dodgers. Where they will get slow.

Are they going to get killed by the Dodgers? No, no. They've actually only lost, I don't know how many games they've played against the Dodgers this year, but if it's eight, they've won seven. All right. They've done very well against them this year. So I'm not worried, but you've got to be worried. It's the Dodgers.

And then tomorrow Yankees is game one? Yeah. How is that going to go? I think it's going to be an awesome series. You think it's a really good right now? They're so hot, but the rays are also very good. Do we see the – oh, I saw the Mariners play the raise. Yes, you did, and you saw the Yankees.

He's played the Blue Jays. So technically. I saw both of those teams with my eyes and brain this year. Yep. All right, cool, man. So, all right, well, based on that, who's winning the series? On your expertise opinion. So I remember this.

Couldn't name a single player on either team to be honest with you. It's okay. Wait, hold on. Yankees got the judge guy? Yes. But is he back? I think so. I think he's okay.

I think he's good now. Is he? I don't really know now. I don't really know. I sat seven rows back from home plate. and I name one player. You know if I said the name of, remember Ben Rice on the Yankees?

No. I told you that was their good hitter. Okay. So you were aware of him. And then, oh, no. No, the catcher that I call meatball when he hits. Yeah. Who's that?

He was on the Blue Jays. That still counts. He's on the Blue Jays, right? But what's his name? Kirk Alejandro, that guy? A little short guy who was a catcher, but he, all right, I call him meatball. Who in person, it was even shorter and stouter than I thought.

He was. Yeah, he's a little meatball. I love him. Yeah. That's exactly what I looked like when I play baseball. Yeah. It was that guy. And I liked him because he was short, he could hit a bomb. And you're like, it's going to take him a while to get to first base. He was hustling. He was hustling. He would put on those skates, man, and he tried to get there.

But all right. All right. Well, we're cooking. Then we got baseball. It's October baseball, baby. And then last night, you said the NFL game was all right. That was actually really good. The Browns ended up beating the Steelers. It was back and front. forth for a while, but...

How did Judkins do? My kid has Judkins on his fantasy team. Oh, I'm playing somebody that's got him. I can, let me tell you in one quick second. I know he scored one touchdown early, but he only had like a few yards. You guys got to understand. My whole world. Okay, now, he did better than projected. 17 for 53 and a touchdown, and he also caught six for 43. My whole world. So that's actually really good.

Morning and night are things I don't understand. Like, I don't understand when Cody talks about sports and fantasy. He pretends like he doesn't. And then my youngest is all into that stuff, and I want to obviously connect with my kid. So I'll bring up his fantasy. And then he, much like my oldest in the morning,

my youngest will be like, I got Junkins. He's not going to score a point. I know that tonight. Nah, he's good. All right, good. I have him on in our work league, but I don't think I started him.

Because I have, that's the one that's probably got a few. He says Browns and Panthers are sleepers this year. Um, yeah, Browns, their defense is a little, is a little better than I thought it was going to be even giving up 24 points. But it's just, it's the Browns.

It's just so hard to ever be like, no. Super Bowl champions. Watch out for them. Watch out for them. Oh, no, I definitely didn't play him. Who? That's for sure. Who?

Judkins, because he's not on my team in the work league. Oh, all right. All right. It's actually, I'm playing against him. Someone has him, so. So how do you do last night? Kim has him. 21.6 on the ESPN.

So what does he have? ESPN? Or, yeah. I don't know what one he had. Because if he had ESPN, he scored more points. Good. All right. Sports talk.

Love it tomorrow. You know where it will be. Ooh. Cousca scary. Fridmare Farms. In Palermo, apparently I don't know where things are. You don't know your ass from your elbow, buddy. Our boy, Brandon Roth is out at own orchards today,

and I had always, I guess I got no sense of direction when it comes to my orchards. Because I, we go there. This guy. The last two years we've gone out to, what's, I forget, I can't think of names right now. Wickham Farms, yeah. But we usually go get breakfast at Ballywick, which is out near Auburn,

and then we go to Owen Orchard. And I don't know why in my brain, I thought that Owen Orchard was near Beacon Skiff. It is not. Oh, guess what? It is not, but it's a lovely spot. We love going there. Oh, man, it's just.

They got a little apple wagon you can ride. They got a little country store. Nice benefit of this area. I love a country store in the fall, dude. Yep. They got apparently something called Apple Gingerail that I got to try. Yeah, I've never had an Apple ginger ale, I do not believe. Got to try that.

I wouldn't mind having a little bottle of that real quick. Well, how about a first date? Apple picking. Yeah. That's a pretty good move, right? Go apple picking for a first date. I agree. I think that'd be, or at least the orchard itself.

Bring the whole, yeah? You don't have to necessarily go out into the, you know, pick apples, but the little spots are very nice to just go to. Yeah, I think knowing my personality, if I was going on a first date, in an apple orchard, some bad sides of me would come out if we went picking. I get these bees off me. What is this? It's full holes.

I get an attitude with I'm out there. I get, I'm very picky. You are? Oh, I am the pickiest apple picker ever. And I know that it's part of it, but I also get mad when I see people just like eating apple,

like taking two bites and chucking it. I know it's part of it. It's not, though. But it looks like money to me. And I get guilty of it every so often. And I think about the business owners. I'm like, You're just going to steal from this orchard, I guess.

Yeah. We're just going to steal. We're not going to pay you about that. I just pretend like I'm a curious little deer. I know. It's like, I'm a curious little deer. I know it's part of it.

It's probably baked into the price. Baked. Still, it's the reason that bulk candy sections let out. I know. I know. Because we were sampling too much. Now we're out in these orchards sampling.

It's part of it. Well, Tinder has unveiled a new feature called group hangouts. What? Yeah. Okay, go on. Allowing three or more users to connect with other groups through shared real-life activities. So they're just setting up orgies? Well, there's that album.

But, but, but also, I think that we're, and this might have always been a thing. I'm just aware of it now that I'm in my 40s. I think we're living to like an adult loneliness. Like, there's a lot of adult loneliness. People don't want to go out and do as much, or they thought they were comfortable at one point just being... Yeah, I think making friends as an adult is tough.

It is. So maybe this is nothing to do with sexing or kissing or smooching. You just want to meet up with new people. That's actually kind of a cool idea. I mean, I don't know the concept of it, but if they're all like new people, and it's just like a group of six new people, going to a bar, let's see what happens.

And then maybe you develop friendships or something. That's why am I... I don't know. I don't know. One of my proudest things about this stupid radio show that we do is that we seem to have brought a lot of people together and make new friendships. Like a lot of the show fam comes together and they'll go out and do things together and they'll be real life friends in real life. And I think that's good because you're, you know, no one tells you how to make friends as a grown-up. Like you're in school and you're just around people exactly your age pretty close demographically.

Yes. You all have the same shared experiences. Yeah. That's pretty easy. Yes. to make some friends. But then you grow up and you're out in the real world and you're like, I don't,

I guess I don't know how to, do I go sit at a bar and hope I can talk to somebody? I think it's good. No, I get it. Yeah, you're not used to it. And sometimes you fail maybe the first couple times. And maybe you don't want to hang out with your work friends. Or you weren't ready.

Yeah. Because it's like dating. It is. Making friends. Yep. Now, I don't, I choose not to have any friends. I've got,

I've got Cody and that's enough. That's all the friends I do. Again, it's, Um, well, I'll talk to over second. So you prefer that to continue. Oh, I got to pay my, I got to pay my friendship fee. I mean, um, they announced this. Now, this sounds like what Tinder's doing is being like,

this couple wants to hang out with this couple, what's hanging with this couple. I don't, that, like doing triple date stuff or maybe, or geez. But then when it's Tinder, though, that just gives it the impression that it's, it's for sexes. Yeah. I mean, it could not be, because I like that idea of a couple that wants to go out and meet people or whatever.

Because again, I don't have to always use, you know, King of Queen references, but we are your number one King of Queen station. Remember that episode where they want to make friends and like they go to the, like, the Home Depot? Yeah. And trying to like pick up couples. We're getting pretty. It's hard. So now that our kids are older, my wife would really like us to have more adult friends or like a couple that we can go out with. I get, and I get it.

If you could just meet someone that really help me out, Cody, then I could just go on double dates with you. She wants to have like adult, like a couple friend. We don't know, we don't have any couple friends. Yep. I don't know. Like, do I got to go to a home depot? Do I got to sign up for Tinder?

You got to do that. And make couples friends. But no much, yeah, like friends. Like much like, again, like dating. She really wants to, she's really proud of her house and how cute it is because our house is really cute. You know that. Yes.

She wants to invite people over for dinner times at our house. I would do that. Okay, I guess. Because I think, again, now I'm ready to make some new friends. Maybe I wasn't ready before. Like, definitely years ago was not ready to, like, start dating and stuff. Sure, sure, sure. Hadn't worked on myself enough.

Sure. But now I am, so now, you know, make some friends. This is I'm not trying to be offensive to you. But I just envisioned you stopping over the house, but like Dwight, you brought your older babysitter. It's purely carnal. Who's this, Cody? Worry about it. Purely carnal.

Tinder's chief product officer said group hangouts takes that even further than we think it's going to be one of the most fun things we've ever built on Tinder, saying that each participant has a Tinder account. Oh, okay, first of all, that's a bad idea. If you're a married dude and you're like, yeah, I want to go meet other couples. And then you get, you got a Tinder account? Uh-uh. Yeah. Sloply, slow.

Buckaroo. That's no. Or, slippery slope. Or I can just see how many fights it's starting with the, whoever doesn't ask first and just wants to show you. Yeah. Oh, you have a Tinder account?

Yeah, look what I got. Yeah, but I got it. So I can show, look, I want us to have. Oh. But you have a Tinder, do you? Interesting. You know what I mean? Like, no, no, no.

It's first so we can be couple. I'll show you. Oh. Oh, it looks like you're. profiles already up and around. Yeah, there's a lot of guys that you're going to get, you're flying too close to the sun by even having that. It's a, it's a slippery slope.

Have the wife handle it. Yeah, they're too stupid. Yeah, Sarah, nothing good is going to come of that. Uh-huh. Twitch.tv slash the show. Will you guys be, will you guys be our adult friends? Okay. Krock text line asking,

Will the new owners make you guys be funny again? I don't think that was brought up yesterday. Good luck with that. I don't think that's a requirement of us. Yeah. No, the meeting went fine. We met with the new owners yesterday. Second time around. Eventually, they'll learn our names, I think.

We've introduced ourselves twice now. It's all right. They're busy. They've got a lot of people to meet. Yep. And, yeah, it seems fine. Still do stupid radio, make a good radio. Be local, be live. That's it. Yep. Yep, it just looks like old school radio again where the focus is, you know,

on doing radio things and not, you know, other stuff. Today's lunch with the new owners. I did see Pompino's menus out, so I'm wondering if that was brought up. I put it away and hit it. Do you see that? You did it? I put it away and hit it.

I think it's Pipinos. I like Pipinos, but I just, we get it a lot. And I just don't want pizza and Ziti. Nobody hates the pizza Ziti combo more than Cody. It's just... Because it doesn't make sense. No, it's so dumb to be like, and then we'll also get a salad.

Because you know when it gets a salad from a pizza place either. Nobody is ever. on a Friday night ordered pizza and a tray of Ziti for their home, right? Well, I mean, if I'm eating pizza, I gotta have some thick-ass pasta to go with it. No. That's always the workplace combo, for some reason. But I also... And then a salad, a tray of salad.

I also don't really want wings either because that's such a messy... No, I don't want wings. Right in the middle of the day thing to have anyway. So that's why I just, no, no thank you. And I'm just saying, maybe some Tully's, man. Tully Tandis out there. I mean, have you heard of? Tell me these 10ies.

By the way, in about 10 minutes, I got a content announcement. Coming to Albany, I'll tell you all about that. Oh, let me see if I can guess. You mentioned Tullies. No, I had not given any clues at all this morning. Let's see you mentioned. Butts. Oh, you mentioned butts?

I mentioned butts, yeah. Hmm. I don't know who put this together. Who, uh, the, how do you figure this out? The best-smelling cities in the country? Oh. I mean. I guess you could kind of just...

Now, as I... Go to them? As someone who is now basically a New York City resident... That's my second... How did you feel it smelled down there? My second home. Yeah. It's just, you know, it's where I go.

Very relaxed. People love to say that it stinks down there. Did you experience any smells? Besides the weed, the amount of weed we smelled? That's what I was going to say. All I could smell was weed because I was kind of... I wanted to see about that later in the day because it was a hot day when we were there.

So I was like, oh, I wonder if it's going to smell like pee. But all I could smell was, you know, immense amounts of marijuana. That smells good down there. But it wasn't anything that, like, while we were driving with the windows down or anything, I was like, oh, it's pee. It's not one of the best smelling cities. For obvious reasons, it does have an aroma to it in the summertime, garbage, urine, subway tunnels.

Okay. What do you think the best smelling city in America is? Oh, wow. It's going to be... Here's the factors. abundance of green spaces, air quality ratings, garbage disposal satisfaction, meaning those streets are clean. Yep.

What do you think it is? I'm going somewhere in the up in the corners. It's one of these. Okay, go ahead. It's like a main Washington thing. One of those. It's up there, right? No.

No, this one surprised me. Boston. Boston? Why? Because it's on the water and it's because it's breezes and it's clean. I don't know about it. I've been to Boston like a hundred twice. We're going to go for always.

We'll get to check it out. Well, no. First to end. But above all the cities in America. Tyler, why do you say Boston? Tyler already said Boston by far. What makes Boston smell so good? Right.

It doesn't smell bad. It's by the water, ain't going to smell like no fishes. Number two is Washington, D.C. You're welcome. Did it myself. It's because I haven't pooped in my pants today. San Francisco? Yeah, I can.

I can report back. Feed on the... Well, no. Hold on a second. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. San Fran didn't smell great. It smelled like fish.

This one is debunked. I'm debunking that one. As Josh has encountered a fish smell in San Francisco. It was... It did have a fish smell and there was a lot of pooping. Like a little... Not human poop, but like bird poop a lot because you're on a pier. You're on the coast?

Bird poops nasty Nasty It didn't smell bad There was a lot of pooping Same with Seattle Seattle made number four That's like the corners There's a lot of green

Yeah Man I should have documenting the smells a lot more Right we would have known Philadelphia No No I disagree I've been to filling them a long long time

I don't recall the aroma They don't know how to wipe their butts properly He hates Philly fans, by the way. Portland, Oregon. Another city I was in this summer. Any good? It was fine.

Okay. I mean, I guess I'm not going around going, sniffing the sky. It's like how some parts of cities you know have smells to them at certain times. Like back in the day, you knew that at certain times because of whatever medicine they were burning off or whatever. Bristall Myers would make East Syracuse. have that weird sulfur smell. Yeah. That was just something you lived with.

Oh, man. So, like, I bet, you know, places, like, something like that would come into factor. Doct us some points. I know we don't have the best reputation right now. But I'll tell you that in the 80s, Fulton, New York smelled so good. No, I get it. Yeah. We had Miller making beer, so some days it would smell like bread.

And then Nestle would be making the chocolate, so some days it would smell like chocolate. And then if it rained, you'd get kind of like a combo. And I know where the budget would be. of a lot of jokes, but we had a heyday back in the... We were the future of the city. We were in the city with the future, and then we...

I forgot that part of it. Yeah, like over, over by the mall. One one. Here. Just here. Destiny? Yeah. Where it's poop.

Yeah, it's the poop factory over there. The... What is it? The sewage plant or whatever it is? It's one of those. But again, it's like, if somebody taking note is going to try by that, they're going to dock us points

for that. Buffard... Mother of Cats. Amy says Buffalo used to smell great when they were making Cheerios out there. Oh, man. Lyft says Kanahe Jihara used to smell great when Beechnut was there. Okay, yep. The big Beech Nut factory drive back. I was just to say what Griss said.

When they make the dark roast in Cicero with the... Nepal and Lima? Yeah, when they do the dark roast, that's when you can smell. It smells like burnt coffee and Cicero in a good way. It used to be awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, anyways, what's our best smelling cities? Now, not going back to the heyday of Fulton, because Fulton would have won.

Man, it'd have to be... Like a skinny Atlas. I was going to say it's going to have to be somebody that's out away from a bunch of different things. Hershey, Pennsylvania, Cousin'J, good call. Yeah, right? Does it just smell like chocolate? I don't remember. Because chocolate's made different now than even it was in the 80s and the 90s.

So I don't know if it has that aroma that he used to. How's old Ford smell? I would say that's a good one. Because that, they've got Trees and stuff. And food places. Okay. You know, open air.

All right. That's not bad. That's not bad. But, I don't know. What's the best smell in cities? It's not out here sometimes. Because you open the door and whoever is cooking breakfast onions. Here?

Yeah. Oh, you mean like an armory square? Yeah, like literally right outside of our building. Guys. Because it's the most confusing thing that's ever happened every day all day. If Cody and I have to. leave the studio to go do a video shoot or something at 10 a.m. Somebody's making something in Armory Square.

The aroma doesn't make sense. Like, it's almost like an onions or a fried chicken. It's a diner. It smells like diner onions. And there's nothing anywhere near this studio. No. That would be putting out of breakfast. No.

And it happens a lot. What is that aroma? Like literally four out of five days, it'll smell like. like diner onions. Not the sushi place because that's not cooked. Nothing being cooked there. Yep. Margaritas isn't, I mean, are they making sauces at that hour?

Why would it, there's no way that whatever they were making would fill up the entire. And waft down here. Yeah. Like it legit smells like you're standing in the parking lot of a diner. Yes. And like, you're like, wow, he's had a great breakfast and the aromas in the air. Pasta's mixed breakfast? I don't, I don't know if it would waft this farm, maybe.

Maybe they're bread? But just the, it's hard to explain. It's not a bread smell. It's literally like an onions and fried chicken, diner smell. Because how much it fills the air, it literally would have to be a place that's like right here. I think pastas might even be a little far. Maybe. It's hard to explain. We'll need to do that old Looney Tunes thing where we kind of follow our nose.

I would. We follow our nose and water our hands behind us. If I go out there after the show and it smells like it, I'm just, I'll just start walking. I can't smell anything right now. But now that... We know there's... There could be a pasta's. I'll walk that way.

I'll go... There's an unhoused man. Smelling our door? No, he works down the block. We're just trying to track where this... Where the aromas are coming from. Are those your onions? I smell!

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A lot of stuff to show off. Oh, my God. And I could still. Didn't even get through it. No, even next week. I still got more. They didn't even get through it. It's just wild.

It's fun. 77 months. I appreciate you, Pat Lucas. That's cool. Well, another test of morals turns out positively. I don't know if I got this. in me, but a man found a bag with $138,000 in it and

returned it. Oh, man. That's a conundrum. That's a conundrum. Where did he? Whose was it? To who did the bell toll? It was a bag? Yeah. An ATM

was being emptied by a Brinks operator. No, no. The Brinks operator left. No, then. Sorry, bud. Cheers. Yeah. No. Not a F in chance. I thought, you know, if it's like, I don't know, you, because you saw like a little old lady drop it. Leave a deposit bag. Oh, that I couldn't do.

You know, something. But if it's, I mean, sorry for the Brinks guy, he's probably to lose his job. But he's going to, he's going to lose it anyway for leaving that. Yeah. Mine now. Basically, I would be too paranoid about all the cameras that are definitely watching me and then the footage it'll come out of. Have you seen this man?

He found a. blah, blah, blah. I didn't really think of that. I don't need to be on the news for being sneaky beat. Police in North Texas, say a 37-year-old man, found a bag stuffed with nearly $130,000 in cash, sitting atop a Bank of America ATM. And that would be insured.

I would imagine the bank are like it. So, see, like, aye. That's the government, that's the universe given back, man. You know what I might do? at the time, I'm not a criminal. Right. Because I would say, I don't know how far a bank's camera's reach is. Yeah.

But I would imagine you would be able to just kind of like pull a couple buildings away or something and like pull your shirt off. That's what I'm thinking. Like, I'm walking through it in my brain too. Like I walk up to an ATM and I see a giant bag and here's what I do. on camera I do this Oh And I set it back down And I walk away

And then conveniently 30 seconds later Someone of my exact size With exact gait Scurries back with his face and arms And every part of his body covered And runs away with that back Yep

The footage you have of me I put it back down I don't know who that guy was Mystery Man was I don't know he's handsome He's got a great body probably I would like to do kisses to him Manjy's got phenomenal genitals, but I don't know what he's doing.

I like his style. The pants he's wearing very, very cool. There was one information. There was information on one of the bags indicating it could belong to a chick filet. So he took it. He took it to a nearby chick filet. Manager said it wasn't theirs. Manager called police.

Investigators determined that the Brinks Tech had left the bag on the ATM. Police said that every single dollar was a. accounted for and the man asked to remain anonymous. I hope karma pays this guy back. Yeah. In some way. That just sucks. That just sucks.

Because I don't know. You know what though, man. I don't know. Like in the moment, I don't think I could do it because I'd be too paranoid. But would, like, would there even be a video out? Like, how would it, because it would even be a crime? What? That you found money?

That's not yours? You left it there. It is technically a crime. You left it there. Yeah. I was sitting there. That does fall under the finders keeper's statute, I do believe. Yeah, I mean, like it's, it could be like a, well, you should have turned it in.

That's kind of a bad look, but like, if you drop your phone on the street and I pick it up, did I just commit a crime? You don't know. We need a lawyer to answer that question. Yeah, where's Joe? Because that's finders keepers, but it's not yours. Yeah. Here's the problem.

Because it was on the ATM. That might be the thing. Right. It was there by the business. So I'm sure there's some. I'm sure that is going to go against a little snatchy grabby. Pat Lucas says reference the precedent of finders v. Keepers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that will tell you. No, I, because now I don't care about the cameras anymore. Because Pat Lucas is also right.

Everywhere's cameras back. So they're just going to be like, oh, we saw you park here. And then this. Yeah, yeah, and then the network of flock cams tracked you to this location.

I don't even care about the cameras. I'm saying I've seen the film No Country for Old Men. I don't need some weird dude with a haircut like that tracking me down because I somehow stumbled on some like drug dealer's money or like cartel is looking more of me. Well, but if you left it in a, it's in a bag like that and then you kind of got to know it's like, all right, this is a bank bag of some sort. Tom says if it's not your money, it's not your money. It's not my money until it is, though. because the universe just dropped a little bonus to me, you know?

But that's how a lot, everything that's like a 20 first nugget in your 20 piece. But it's not your money, it's not your money. That doesn't make it illegal. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's because it's not, again, same thing. You dropped your phone. I picked it up.

I know it's not my phone. I mean, good for this guy. He's a better person than me, I think. Very weird. Yeah. I don't know. I would have still panicking gave it back because I would have felt guilt. I would have been paranoid the rest of my life.

I would have thought I'm being followed by the cartel. Whose money I stole? Yeah, but I'm not keeping the bag. Oh, you mean, like if it has like a track runner or something? Yeah, like that. Taking the money, I'll just leave the bag. I'll huck the bag right out the window, right of the little of the car while I'm driving. Heads or tails.

It's a simple coin flip. That could decide so much. Hats. False. I'm dead. Puka, Bella. I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to?

I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row. seat. But twins. Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right. Can we go to the hospital now? The contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX.

Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Bertic Lexus and Cicero. 24-year-old woman in Florida. This is the most Florida headline you're probably going to see. Florida woman attempts to fight man in Waffle House parking lot. I like that every time we talk about it. You're correct every time you say this is the most Florida headline you're going to see. And you are right.

If you fight someone in a Waffle House parking lot. If I said this line without the state, blank woman tries to fight man in Wavala House parking lot. You're going to say, ah, probably Florida, right? Is it an Atlanta woman? Atlanta or Florida. 24-year-old woman was arrested due to a confrontation outside of a Wavill House. She approached a stranger, demanded a fight.

I mean, you don't just see somebody threatening fist of cuffs anymore. No. I challenge you to a do. Right, just for no reason. Just their appearance made this person angry and they're like, got to fight him. The victim told deputies he did not know who this person was. He had been walking from a nearby bank. She allegedly threatened to hit him.

Advance with bald fists. Oh, oh. Hey. Lifted her dress to expose her genitals. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, if you're going to get into. to a fight right before it. Take your genitals out. That's always the

next step. Yep. Listen, I've made it very clear. I'm not looking to fight anybody. I'm not a tough guy. But if anybody tries to threaten me and fight me, I'm taking my putt out. I'm taking my pants all the way down. Because that's the end of the fight. That's the end. You're not going to hit a guy with his wiener out. What are you doing, man? This is my fighting style. Let's do it.

A responding deputy found the woman, Cheyenne. She was visibly agitated and yelling. He detained her. What part of her was visibly agitated. Good point. Good point. She was charged with disorderly conduct and exposure of sexual organs.

Exposure of sexual organs. Hell yeah. Fist up. Claim out. Clam out. Fist up, clam out. Fist up, clam out. With that on the wheel of tattoos. Fists up. Clams out.

Who? Come back. What an intro. We got Nicole coming in from Fright Mary of Arms. Fist up, clams out. Let's go. Everyone in chat right now says, why is Josh dancing? What's you doing with his arms? It's because it's the most wonderful time of the year where we get to go to Frightmare Farms and scare you idiots tomorrow night. I know.

I'm so excited. Nicole is here. How many years have we been doing this? You know, I was trying to think about that in the car. 21? Like, 2001, I think, might have been the first year? No, it was even before that. It was back in the day with, like, painting studio days.

So that would have been 26, 17. 18. Yeah, we better look back. I love it. Maybe there's a rep here that can take a look at the records. No, they got rid of all those. The history. Yeah.

Yeah. Because also the zombie ball. Yes. I remember bringing a huge set. Your husband says 2018 maybe. So that might have been it. Yeah. That sounds about right.

He's a jeopardy proficientado. Go out eight years. Actually, no. Maybe. I don't think so because of that. That actually, guess what? We might be back to 2015. Because I was at, I was working.

a normal job at the time. Downtown and a place and I remember that set and I remember scaring the crap out of your brother and getting a text message of the creepiest looking lady sticking out of a baby carriage.

I love all of this stuff. Yeah, it probably was. It was wow. Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. October is my favorite month of the year. And going to Frightmare Farms is my favorite event of the year. It's a lot of fun. So I'm very excited about tomorrow

night. So, we have a lot to tell people as we do every year. There's so much. With Frightmare farms. Let's talk about where we're located, first of all, up in Palermo. Up in Palermo. Yes, right near the corner of 264 and 49. And fun fact, like everybody feels like it's way out in the middle of nowhere. However, if you actually

live in the middle of nowhere, you know that it's only like five minutes from the highway either way. It is. It is. But it's just like the perfect amount to like scare you for you to lose cell phone reception once or twice. As I always say, it's a creepy location and right there on that corner, 26. 64 and 49 is where there's supposedly that haunted gas station I tell you about all the time with the shooting here.

You never told that story? You've never told me that. So right there we're 264 and 49 meet. Yeah. You know, if I'm on 264, I take a right to you guys. Yep. On the left, on the corner, that grassy patch. Yeah.

It used to be a gas station in the 50s. Okay. And my wife's grandmother had a story where apparently a guy was on a date with someone he shouldn't have been on a date with, and a woman showed up and killed them both at that gas station. Right? And the gas station is now gone, but my buddy Phil lives up the road. And I swear you can hear some screams or tire squeals in the middle of the night. That's crazy.

From that gas station. Okay, you're giving me chills like all the way down to my toenails. So it's a cool location. Because we do hear tire squeals. That's what it's from. That's the rumor. That's really funny. That's not funny.

It's actually like really, that's really creepy. Yeah, it's the Phoenix lore of that corner that you're out. I'm surprised no one that told you that story before. It was a mechanic shop back in the day. And the previous owner gave us a story about there being a murder there in the 70s. Might have been the one I think it was. And then it sat there forever and nobody touched anything. Then it was purchased.

Oh, my God. It's all right. Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Okay. You had out to the middle of nowhere. Probably encounter some squeals and ghosty screams.

Yes. And then you go to Frightmare Farmers, which shout out to all of you, the influencer stuff you did this year, because I loved all that influencer night. Very cool. It was, that was insane. Definitely you guys got to come next year. Okay. Besides just everything in general, first of all, that type of event, I didn't know what to expect.

I had no idea. Right, right, right. I mean, this is just a testament to my brain. I don't know. Here, let me just tell all my crew we're going to do this crazy event. And, like, right before we open, when everybody's already stressed, let's already get, like, the department heads that take care of makeup and costume. Yeah.

And, like, put them at the park until midnight planning all this crazy stuff. But weren't that great because all that footage that came out was awesome. It did. It was awesome. And these are folks that have come out to Pright Mare before. Then there was some other ones that have, like, reached out to us, but we launched a Fear Fluencer program. So people apply to be part of a Fear Fluencer. So this is something that, like, a lot of them had already applied throughout the year for.

So we just reached out. We were like, hey, here's your chance. Yeah. So they showed up, and we did it. Last Saturday, right? Last Saturday. Yes. Fright Air, which is because we got a plane crash.

They came in and they booked and they traveled on flight. 15 for our 15th season of fear. Yes. And we also did an opening scarmonies, which got rave reviews. So that actually might come back at one point this year, and we'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was incredible.

So you get out there and you park and it's just, you enter this Disneyland of like the fallest October holiday vines. And we just added an entire pumpkin walk through the woods when you come in. Oh, wow. So it's all lit. It looks amazing. Yep. Shout out to Greg from Frosted Light.

production. What I'm Greg. So. Yeah. And then you go in and then you're actually going to see our brand new ghost ship area, trade wins. That's a fully immersive exit area. It's a zone. There's a couple of actors that inhibit that area.

Okay. And it's really cool. It's awesome, amazing. And then you've got the rest of the park. And we've got more photo ops than ever before. We have our brand new chaos show. Our chaos show is back. Okay.

You guys see the chaos. You guys saw the chaos show last year. Yes. We did, right? Yes. When they all come out, I don't want to run anything. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

So this year, we've, of course, just like everywhere out, every timeouts, I've gotten super extra with it. And there's now an actual physical stage where it happens. There is, the soundtrack is the same. That's literally the only same thing, though. All of the effects, all of the lighting, everything has changed. Wow. The crew is bigger. All right.

Crazier. Then, on top of that, but wait, there's more. There always is. Right? You guys are coming on a day when one of the witches groups are going to be. I love when the witches are there. I know. The witches are so fun. So right off to the side of where the chaos stage is, we now have a mocktail bar.

Oh, cool. So Pandora's Potions finally got a second to try one last night. Mermaid Blood. Very good. I highly recommend. Love it. Yep. And so, yeah, no, we're like just crazy rock and rolling.

And there's all sorts of other stuff that's happening. We've got in another shop. We've got, you know, it's just, it's everything you could want about October. If you're just tuning in, we all get very excited about. tomorrow night. And obviously this is Nicole's love. We're talking when Nicole from Frightmare Farms up in Palermo opens officially tonight, right?

No, we opened last Saturday. Officially. But this is our first Friday of fear. Okay, first Friday of fear. Gotts. Yeah. Run through the attractions. Yes.

I don't want to say anything because I don't want you guys to know where we are tomorrow night. I have never heard of one of these new attractions. So talk about the attractions. So we always have our staple attractions, which is going to be the estate, the labyrinth, the Terror Trail and the Haaride. Yeah.

Okay. Every year, or every two years, they change themes. Okay. But every year we have new themes. Okay. So this year's themes for all of our attractions are, for the haunted estate, it is extraction, which is a twisted take on the tooth fairy. Oh, I hate that.

Then we have the twisted labyrinth, which is harvest of shadows. Okay. Which is there's a lot of, like, ritualistic and cult. Oh, man. Yep. Then we have the Terror Trail, which is, infestation. So think about like holes in your skin and like allie and. Yeah.

No, no, no. It's totally unsettling and amazing all at the same time. And then there's the haunted hayride, which is the bloodshiners. That's cool. That's what you, Cody was showing me. Yes. Yes. Yes.

So like our influencers, I got them like the little hug jugs and I gave them their own sample of bloodshine. They were all drinking it and had no idea what it was until they went on. And they were like, that's disgusting. So were there like crazy moonshiners out there this year? Bloodshiners rather? Yes. Oh, that's okay.

Awesome. Yes, and they're having a lot of fun with taking over their forbidden forest. And so, yeah, there's a lot happening. So two of those new themes are going to be extraction and bloodshiners. So that means next year, our terror trail and our haunted labyrinth are both going to get new things. Oh, yeah. So the good part is I can tell you, I mean, we know what they are. We're ready to launch it and kind of do it.

But, yeah, and that's the fun part is it's two years in the making. Yeah. We take two years to think about, correct. So those directors have been thinking about that for a long time, so then they're ready to, like, hit it. One thing that they do great at Frightmare Farms as well is the sensory stuff. Uh-huh. And if maybe you don't want to have your little ones scared, talk about that a little bit. Yeah, and I want to say for PTSD as well.

Yeah, anybody with PTSD. There's a number of service members that are very nervous about that. For sure. Because, again, it's a thing. So we partner with Culture City. Culture City is a group that came to be based on needing services at large, entertainment facilities, right? So you can't bring bags into stadiums and things like that. So parents and even individuals with any sort of sensory needs. So this covers ADHD,

autism, anxiety, PTSD, even epilepsy, have, you have a need at some point for either special glasses, fidgets, communication cards, headphones, right? Oftentimes it's hard to bring those into theme parks or stadiums. Sure. So this company or this, I'm sorry, it's actually an organization, got together and they started working with everybody. They actually started with WWE. And then from there have branched out, and now they're in every major stadium, cruise ships, Disney, you name it, they're there. So we had joined them a number of years ago.

One of the things that they do is they train our employees. So all of our employees get sensory certified. And what that is is they learn, hey, this is how you can identify and also help somebody in this situation, right? The other layer on top of that is we have these kits. So you don't have to bring anything with you. we already have them there. Yeah.

So like we have special glasses. If you suffer from epilepsy, we have the glasses that you can go through the attraction. We don't turn off the lights. You know exactly how to navigate it. We give you all the guide with that. And if you have sensitivity to noise or any sort of loud sounds or pops and things like that,

you have headphones. Yeah. We have signage and all that other stuff that helps guide people. So we've been doing this for a number of years. And the motivation for me as a parent with a child with autism is, I can't always make it on the day you tell me it's going to be a special day. And in fact, oftentimes when it's a special day, it's actually the worst day for us to come because it's so overwhelming.

There's so many people that want to do it. Good point. So now we have it. It's just available all the time. Right. And so right at our freight air booth with our fright attendants. Love it. Can help with that.

Yes. And if there's anybody that is truly absolutely terrified and still wants to go through the attractions, they have the fear buddy system. They have a purple wand and they walk through the attractions with you. and that lets our scare actors know, like, hey, this is a absolute no scare. They are coming to look at the scenes, get some high fives, try it out, and love it. And then we also have our candle scare. This is something we've done since, I think it's almost since we opened. Yeah.

And that is, most people hide it when they go in because they're so scared, but we use it, and it is a low scare option. It's available before 9 p.m. Yeah. All of that is available through freight air. It's available right on site. You don't even need to call us about it. Like it's always there.

And so, yeah, we have all of that available. And say all of that, even though like maybe you're like a grandparent and you're like, that's great, I just don't want to be scared at all, but I still want to go spend time with my family. Come on down. You can just stay out of that courtyard area, right? Yes, absolutely. It's the best hang. Yeah, and that's the thing is that we've got the fire pit.

We've got the movies. We have all of the shops. We have all the things. Obviously, we have roaming characters, but our roaming characters are not out there to be truly terrifying. And one of the things that happens with our chaos show is, yes, it becomes scarier. But the cool part about it is, there's alarms that goes off.

There's other things that go off, and there is an entire, like, no scare zones around the sides that people kind of navigate to and they know exactly what to do. And again, if you're nervous and you have a fright attendant nearby, they're either wearing a really fun,

fright attendant Pan Am suit or all of our customer service wears a bright purple jacket with lime green lottering that says, yeah. So they can help you. So if you just want to observe the craziness, There's plenty of spots to do this.

Enjoy the fall vibes. Yes. And the cool part is even with the chaos, it doesn't interrupt the movie or anything else that's happening because it's in a separate part of the park. And we've got concessions, right? Drinks and food.

Oh my gosh, yes. The Frightmare Feast. Tell me about it. And the half moon harbors. Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen, they've got Xavier taters this year. It's like the really crispy, almost like potato chips

with a little bit of casso, some scallions. Yeah, Xavier is our legendary character. He is the master of scare Yes, he is. The master of his own circus. Yeah. He's crazy and amazing and does all sorts of stuff, and he's going to be there forever.

So now he gets his own food named after him. And then we've got a vampire killer, which is our garlic parm fries. They're getting all sorts of fun into it. And actually, like, a lot of the food reviewers and stuff are saying, like, they absolutely loved the food, which is great because we do too. Yeah. And then we've got the Half Moon Cafe that's got the Apple Flips and the cider and the coffee and all the stuff that goes with that.

And then we also have our new mottetail bar as well. So we will be out there tomorrow night. Not going to tell you where. It's going to be a whole new thing that I'm excited to do. I'm very excited. I like to keep it fresh. Yeah. Keep it fresh.

Absolutely. People are asking prices. So if people are just they want to go sit in the pit while their friends go do that, is that free? That is free. You just sit out there. And your friends can go do all the events and then they'll come check back in with you. Yes. So then run through the prices, how we get like the packages, you can go to, guys,

when I tell you you can spend all night there, you can spend all night there. Absolutely. You have hours. So we have packages for everybody. Yeah. So like when you log on to our website, it gives the three most popular ticket options. FrightmareFarms on 1.com. Which is going to be our four attraction pass.

So this includes all four attractions, gets you in, that's $45. Then we have our BIP at $65. What does that get you? That gets you front of the line. Fast. That's kind of moves. Yes. Obviously not the front front, but it's going to move you past the general admission line.

It also allows you to get in the ticket line earlier, all of that stuff. So then we've got, but we also offer single attraction, two attraction, three attraction tickets, right? And I know that we had sold some passes with you guys. Those sold out very, very quickly. Oh, yeah. Those are for three attractions, and then you can add the hayride right on site. The cool part is, is that, you know, you can purchase right at the box office. We take cash.

Yeah. We take Apple Pay. We take Google Pay. We take credit card. We take debit card. Right? We take all of the things. right there. The incentive to purchase

ahead of time, though, is that you get to go in the pre-purchase line and you get to move through with that. But of course, there's anywhere else, taxes, fees, everything else. But there's multiple ways to access, right, bare farms. And we don't like to really put restrictions on a lot of that stuff. So open tonight and tomorrow.

Open tonight and tomorrow. We're doing Sunday next week. Yes. So it's Friday and Saturday all the way until October 30th. Yep. Then we are open the holiday Sunday. That one Sunday. Wow, look at that. Firearmes on 1.com. That's awesome. Go out tonight. Tomorrow night, we'll be there.

The witches will be there tomorrow night. Tomorrow night's a great time to come, especially. I mean, guys, we get crowds. Weather looks amazing. It happens with any popular activity here in CNY, which is great. This is a great problem to have. But also, if you're looking for a lower crowd night or you want to come out and really experience all the fun, tomorrow is a great night to do that, especially because it's

like one of the last Saturdays before things get really chaotic. All right, cool. Yeah, it's a great time to come. Tomorrow night's going to be fun. extra fun scare actors. I can't wait. I can't wait. Nicole Fratmare Farm is so excited.

We'll be out there tomorrow night. See if you can guess where we are. See if you can say, I think that was Josh and Cody. I don't know. Thank you, Nicole. See tomorrow. Thank you.

Happy Halloween, guys. We're going to hide in a haunted house. When Dodvedo comes through, we're going to release a bunch of bees. The bees are going to stick Dodvito and instead of stabbing it with an epipet worker. We're going to stab him with rusty needles. We're going to put that Vito in a coffee.

and have them pop out and scare people at Frightmare Farm's about eight. But first, I'm going to kickflip off it real fast, so we've got to wax the sides of Dodd Vito's coffin. We're going to put the handrails up higher so I can do it with $8. I'm going to do a no-look, scoopy skak out the top of Dod Vito's coffin. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. Barry Novak alive with Dod Vito.

We're going to burn Apes van so she can't drive to work tomorrow. We're going to put a life... I'm going to tail grind it. A life pass a bit of jack-ladder today. When Dad Vito goes to carve the pumpkin, it's going to jump out and bite that Vito in the face. What a day. Happy Friday, everybody.

Yeah, tomorrow night we'll be up at Frightmare Farms. Like you heard, man. Tomorrow night's the night to come. Well, any night's the night to come. But tomorrow night's going to be fun. Packed, witches will be there. The thing I think I like the most... Early October.

Is it like I get, yeah, all the things you can... Like the attractions, but just the vibe. of the whole place without having to do anything. Like if you're a parent. Yeah, just the vibe. You guys who do this, I'm going to sit here and watch the movie. Watch Ghostbusters or something. Going to get some food.

I'm going to relax and watch all the fun. Okay. Well, a semi-truck overturned in West Virginia Monday, and it was carrying 90 barrels of bourbon. Oh, no. Went all over the place. Now you're going to be screwed because I, oh, sorry. We're already feuding with Canada over there, bourbon.

And now I got my West Virginia bourbon all over the roads. And now it's going to, because of that. We're going to neck this semi-truck off the road to spill all their bourbon. They actually fell inside one of those barrels of bourbon. The semi came through carrying 90 barrels of bourbon whiskey. I accidentally hit one of the attenuators or the guardrails between the lanes coming through. Jard the truck. I think there was eight barrels that were damaged and leaked.

Oh, only eight got leaked. All right. Oh, okay. We're going to make Don Feet all. drink all of the leaky barrels, but one of them's gonna have poison. 90 barrels of bourbon whiskey. I guess it was only

eight. There was eight that got damaged and leaked. I envisioned a whole wave of bourbon coming at me. Well, I have seen this before, and what I envisioned was them tipping the truck back up. And now

they're going to go and open the back. And I've seen it in milk trucks. Getting our milk delivered. because all of these things are on pallets. And if one tips, like I only, you know, I started. I started the day with 15 pallets. It was, the truck was full.

I'm down to my last couple places. A couple hard turns or something, and I've gone, you go to open it. Ew! The time I remember, a foot of milk just rushed and dropped down the, you know, but whatever there. So what do you do? Do you have to clean the truck or is it?

No, you're just like, ah? No, you just... We lost some milk, boys. I specifically remember this. I remember raising it up while, you know, the backdoor receiver and the milk guy were talking, and I remember being like, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then, well, this sounds a...

And then opening goes, and going, and just turn and look at it, I going, did it get on you? Oh, yeah, it was all over me. I was just, and I went, Ah, sorry about that, I went, was that one mine? Or is the good one mine?

And he goes, I don't know, I got a check. And he got on there and he goes, the good one's yours, which is, thank God, because then it would have been a problem for me. How did that happen? Just some, like it smashes the plastic bottles open? I can't remember what he said. I remember back then, him said something. He said something about somebody either cutting him off or he took a, he remembers that I took that turn or something. And he remembers something.

That makes for a bad day for him, doesn't he probably got to report that? Because the whole palate just. Gone. Slid and it was over. They had to call in hazmat in West Virginia. This is the alcohol story. It's all cleaned up. Really? Yeah, because it's alcohol, so I guess it's flammable.

So they're like, all right. Carfire happens. I would have just went out there with a lighter. Carissa's had that with beer deliveries too, she says. Oh, man. Wow. And you just open that door and it just all flies at you because it's being held up. Again, not to not the front cell too much, but in about a half an hour,

there's going to be a puppy in this studio. And if you're not in, Twitch.tv slash the show or the show.com. There's be a dog in this room. What? I was looking for batteries and I stumbled across something. I'm like, go out there. So even if you've got, even if you hate us, just tune in for the puppy. Right.

She's going to be a puppy in here. Right? I'm going to take it. Everyone's making the same joke the boys made. Justin and Wester here from CMI Lawn and Snow. They brought us T-shirts. Cody changes T-shirt. Everyone says, Cody is a sweater on?

underneath his t-shirt? Yeah, he does. It's my under overcoat. Your daughter designed this? Tell me about it, man. She's a beast artist and young teenager girl, but came to her little project, said, honey, you got to hook me up. I love it. And she knocked it out of the park. She did. I'm showing her camera right now. Look at these shirts. So cool. Look at these shirts, super cool.

C&Y lawn and snow are here because it's going to happen. We're going to get winter. It's just going to happen. Six weeks out. Six weeks out. Nothing we can do about it. But you guys need to hire because you got work stacked up, right? Tell me about it. Busy, busy, busy. I heard you guys talking the other day about cozy season, right? Your slippers, your socks, well, listen, we're prepared for snowy season.

Cozy season is great, but let's think about a little in the future here. Tons of work lined up. We're ready to load it. Now we just need some employees to come on in and handle this for us. We were talking to some snow plow drivers and snow removers yesterday, Tracy Road equipment. You guys stopped by there sometimes. and they're all getting ready to. They're getting whatever they need for the season.

So what does that look like if I come and work for you guys? Because this isn't like, you know, oh, I got to quit my other job. You can do this and the other gigs, right? Definitely double dip. We encourage that. Yeah, love it. We make it super easy. If you don't have any experience, if you're just looking to get into the game and get started,

we've got positions for that. Come on in, we'll get you started. If you're a season vet, you know everything. You don't need to be told anything. We'll pay up for that experience, like, to the roof. Good. We want the best guys because we do the best work. in Syracuse. So come on in, find out what we're paying, find out what we offer. Don't hesitate.

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Thanks, fellas. The show.com for our live streams. Cody's holding is no scare candle. Yep, you got my no scare candle. Show.com for all of our links. and live streams. This works so well. I'm buying another one immediately.

A pumpkin candle? Just one of those ones from like Walmart. I know. My office candle went out of home. I got to stop and get one today too. How do we feel about this G.I. Joe movie. With G.I. Joe movie? Exactly.

He doesn't say, I don't. Bradley Cooper will star as Duke. Okay. That's all right. With Danny McBride set to direct and write. Oh. Oh, star. Yeah, I mean, be in it.

Be in it. There's guys he could be. I don't remember all their names. I played with G.I. Joe's a little bit. Yeah. But not, not really. I mean, they got to have the sergeant there, right? They got to use Sergeant Slaughter.

Was he, like, was he in, like, the cartoon? He was the cartoons. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I never, because wasn't there other G.I. Joe movies already? I feel like I remember. Wasn't like, but Stone Cold Steve Austin.

I was going to say the rock. There was a wrestler, G.I. Joe, like a Vin Diesel. Yeah, wasn't there a... They already did this. Like, I'm remembering snake something. It was old. There's been a million of them. G.I. Joe snake's something.

G.I. Joe, snake eyes. Yeah. G.I. Joe, ever vigilant with the rock. G.I. Joe, retaliation also with the rock. G.I. Joe, the rise of Cobra. Okay. They've been putting this crap out for a while. So now they're going to reboot G.

G.I. Joe. That's my biggest problem in the last 30 years. of movies. The reboots of trying to scrape our nostalgia money out of our hands? Well, not even that. It'd be fine if you could do your own original something, but as much as I, because I went to see the Spider-Man this summer, how many times...

Yeah, I don't know. This is the fourth reboot. We do it with Batman. Not in like all of Spider-Man's existence. No, like in my adult life. In like the last 25 years. Yeah, like there's been so many Spider-Mans. Again, that's the kind of exception because I really like all this.

I really do. But with stuff like this, you just did G.I. Joe. Boom, I'm G.I. Joe. Chris Pratt, Real American hero. Hi. No, the power, power's knowledge. This is the first new G.I. Joe movie under Paramount following 2021 snake eyes. Is it going to just be a continuation? It doesn't sound like the rock is involved.

They started doing them in 2009. No, like, even heard of them before that. G.I. Joe has gone through a resurgence in recent years with publisher skybound, breathing new life into the comic books. I mean. Being overseen by Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman. It's, okay. It'll probably be fine.

Yeah. I have no, like, I'm not saying it's, oh, it's going to be terrible. That's not my issue. It's just that you've already done it a bunch. And is there a market? Are people clamoring for... That's what I don't know. Like John and Chad says he loves G.I. Joe.

But are you going to go see a G.I. Joe movie? Cousin Jay said this Street Fighter movie looks good, though. It does. Street Fighter movie looks good. Because they're being silly about it, right? They're leaning into what they are. They're adding in different elements of the game because that's what you remember. You don't...

Nobody wants to see like it's not blood support. Right. It's like John Claw Van Dam is going to be in a fighting tournament. Right. It looks decent. And I do love that guile popcorn bucket that you strap to your head and have Gile's hair. A bunch of wrestlers. Yeah.

But with this, though. And from what I've seen, they're leaning into the silliness of it, obviously with the popcorn buckets. Yeah. They're not taking it too serious. And like you could hear them use different, like, um. Adookin. Yes. Sound bites.

They do the sounds. Yes. Oh, I don't know. That'd be a good one. Here's the thing, though. Right. When talking about this movie, I say, instead of G.I. Joe, how about G. G. I. No.

On Blast. Oh, Mr. On Blast is back. I thought you were doing Ryan Dean from News Channel 9, who last night used the word steak four times in his pun. Well, when the steaks. When's the new steak restaurant comes, I'll stake my reputation on not making a mistake and stake the truth. They better be careful when the stakes are this high with a new place.

You better be careful not to get to burnt. My poor wife. I'm sure Ryan Dean's a nice gentleman. I've never met him. I don't, he's been at events that we've been at. Sure, he's great. He's just the master of TV news puns. Yeah.

And my wife is getting exhausted because I talk back to the TV. Yeah. And I do it a lot with local news. Because I just don't know who they're for. Like, what is this broadcast for? Like, your boomers are going to die off. At some point you've got to appeal to a younger generation if you want to sustain the news. No, because we're just getting older.

But we'll die off. And I don't like the puns. They're getting older. The people back then are getting older. Like if Ryan Dean going, I'll stake my reputation on the newest steak restaurant. Like, say that's funny to my grandmother. May she rest in peace. Yeah.

She's dead now. So who are you appealing to? They'll all die off. They're not. They're not. They're not dead yet. And then eventually you'll get there and you'll think that's the funniest goddamn thing you've ever heard. Maybe that's who it's four.

Because my wife will be sitting there and he'll do this run. It's the bees' knees at a new apiary and I'll go, Jesus Christ. Listen, when it comes... Grandpa's yelling at the TV again. When it comes to newscasters and their repertoire, that whole thing is really their meat and potatoes. And all these young kids... Josh is getting a little saucy over there.

A1. All these young kids are coming up through these kids. college programs where they're being taught by these people. So, like, you'll see a 22-year-old when Paul McCartney came to town. The news kid must have been, like, 24. And he worked in so many Beatles puns. And I want to be like, bro, you don't, you're the generation that could stop it. You could just talk to them.

You could just talk. Just talk normal. No. Like, I came up in the generation of Shock Jock Radio. And I didn't like Shock Jock Radio. But every guy on rock radio had to be a shock, you cut it. And maybe you classify as that. I don't know.

I just didn't like it. So I said, I'm going to stop that. I don't want to be the gross, really not that funny shock jock rock show. It has always came off weird every time anybody like, show your boobs. And it's not genuine. And it's like you're just trying to be stern, but you're not as talented as stern. No. So I stopped it.

And now I get to do whatever show I want with my buddy Coco. You news kids could stop it. I'm not doing the Beatles. PUNS. Do the way you want. But, no. Oh, man. It's funny.

Anyways, that's Grandpa yelling at a cloud. 315, 364, 1009. Text. See, I can't even create a pun if I wanted to. I was going to say, it's just him yelling at a cloud. Don't you rain on his parade? Thank you. The fact that I got to do this stupid job right now and I play with this dog is

really hard to do it right now. Good morning, everybody. Listen, jump in Twitch, jump in the show.com. We've got a new puppy here. Joel and Krista from branching out bottle shop. Have a new shop dog. As we honor barley forever and ever. We love you, barley.

But we have a new puppy. Tell me the story. How we got puppy? Where did puppy come from? Oh, man, this puppy happened real fast. They always do. Joel was like, no dog, no, no dog. I sent him a video Friday afternoon of her playing with a cat.

The cat was up on its back, and she was being so gentle. and Joel just randomly, Joel was like, I think I want to see that dog. Isn't it weird how you just know sometimes? Yep, yep. It was a follow-some energy kind of a thing, right? You just know sometimes. Come here.

You see. Yeah. Old mouse trapper. She can have it. Gross. Get out of there. Gross. So you see her and,

here, we can throw that away. Keep telling me your story. Yeah. So I started filling out the application immediately, and I was a little silly with it because we have pets. And if you're somebody at a shelter. you're interested in pet stories and they approved it in a couple hours

and then we're like, can you do a meet and greet tomorrow Saturday morning? So we called Casey who helps us out at the shop and he came in for a couple hours so we'd have time to get up to Friends Forever in Penelville. Oh, I love Friends Forever. So we did a meet and greet and they're like,

here's some food and her favorite toys and we're like, this isn't a meet and greet. This is you're sending us home with us. Yeah. That's awesome though, I mean. And this is the youngest dog we've ever had. She's five months old. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, she's just turned five months old yesterday. So tomorrow will be three weeks that we've known her. So we're learning a lot together. And she's been doing great. That's good though. Cignet, aka Ciggy is the name. Right up the gate. I got new Ciggy stickers already.

I love it. We've got some Ciggy stickers in the building already sticking them on things. But I guess we should stop talking about the dog and promote the beer shop. Brand you know. Model shop. I see. Come. He was just saying.

I know, right. Township 5. You guys are a lot of new puns. Township 5 in Camillas. We love them. They've been on with us for years and years. And now we got a third friend that works at the shop. Go see Siggy. What's our theme? Are we doing October? We're doing dogs. We're doing dogs. Yeah, phrasing. Yeah, phrasing. I'm sorry about that. Fraising. Branching out bottle shop, township 5 in Camillas. Obviously, the K-Rock 4-pack is how much? So, there's some explaining to do here. All right, go ahead. Is it because of the dogfish hit at the end? The 120 at the end.

So we have a dogfish, 1.20. It's usually like a buck an ounce of bottle. Yeah, I was going to say it. I did just go out the 4-pack a little bit, but it is still $25 for all 4-5. That's a big deal. You're paying for that 120. Even I know that that's a big, big deal. That's a big deal.

We're going to celebrate, right? We've got to celebrate. Holy God, I'm excited. So what's our first beer here, Jolson? All righty. So we're going to go with a beer from our friends at Ardennes. It's called October Fest Martzen. Oh.

It's got a Frenchian. Hell yeah. the front there. That is delicious. I love October Fest beers. I do as well. This is my, you're starting to get into the palette

that I enjoy the most. Yes. Of these style into the, the Christmasy. Yeah. It's my favorite. Amber, Mardson. That's a good taste.

For those people who are not in Twitch right now, they're texting because they missed us earlier. Say what kind of dog it is, Carissa. Do you know? Oh, so the day before we picked her up, they did a DNA test. I think the basic one,

and it gave two breeds. Golden Retriever and Bulldog, English Bulldog. What a combo. And she's boldly black and very thin. So we're not sure if they swapped the swabs. Okay. But we're getting a second opinion. We'll figure it out.

She's got big dopey Dumbo ears. They're the cutest years ever. Almost all black with a little white on her chest and her toes. I think they did embark. So we're going to try Wonder panel. Wisdom panel. Whatever. Something panel.

That's like how I did the one with Alsa. And it came back that she is most. American Pit Bull. And I'm like, yeah, okay. But, I mean, sure. See, I expected Pitt in there. Honestly, the best thing you can do if you're listening to us right now is just go see for yourself. We're down to the shop.

We might start a poll. So come on down. See Siggy for yourself and say, uh, okay. I don't know what you are, but you're the cutest. That's right. Second beer, Joel. All right. Beer number two is from Lunkinheimer.

It's their Pumptober Fest. Love those guys out at Lunkinheimer. Yeah, they do a great beer. That's kind of what I call something. Pumptoeberfest. Cody's been single so long. It's just Pumptoberfest. Yeah, it's just kind of...

Oh, it is. So I had to do some ball beer, so we got the October Fest and a pumpkin in there. And again, Lankenheimer is another brewery that has a dog logo. Yes, they do. I like it. They got a bomb-ass pretzel out there. Yeah, they do. I think Joel and I both like the pumpkin ones when they don't taste like the, like a...

Sugar. Candy, whatever. Yeah. So much. I don't know. Give me like natural, give me pumpkin flavor. So what people ask me that, I do get a little confused, because pumpkins taste like dirt.

Yeah, but not. Without seasoning. Not that much. Dirt without seasoning. I guess I just don't want the sugar. I want the cinnamon and the nutmeg, but stop with the cinnamon and sugar. Just don't go, don't go two nuts.

Stop with it. Oh, that one is good. Lankenheimer, I don't know if they still do it or from telling tales out of school, but they used to make a bomb root beer and a bomb orange soda. They do. I think they do. orange soda I've ever had in my entire white. I don't know if they still do it, but years ago they did and you get a big can of it.

Oh, so good. Warhorse does that too. Do they? Do they? I love homemade sodas. Me too. Yep. I love it.

Especially when they're done well. Yeah. Number three, branching out bottle shop, township five. I may have used this one for the summer four pack, but it was a dog. And it's called dogs and boats. Good news for you, Carissa. I don't remember what I had yesterday to drink. We all know you had a cheese steak, though.

I did out a cheese steak and a pork pork sandwich. She did. As he did. Number three, what is this, Joseph? This is from a brewery called Beard. Smells hoppy. It is hoppy. This is dogs and boats.

It's a double IPA. It is 9.1%. Oh, shoot. So we're slowly climbing a very steep ladder here. Yeah, we're going, we're going like a, they say that, like in the stock market called the hockey stick curve or whatever, where it's kind of this straight line and then a hockey stick. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're doing that. That's what we're going right now.

We're climbing that mountain. Nine percent are right there with a big, big hot profile on that, Coco. Yeah. But it's not, it's not overwhelming. And then it's kind of gone, which is the thing I like about certain drinks like this. Yeah. Where that pale hoppy taste kind of just vanishes after a second. We just panicked for a second.

We have a bottle. We have a bottle of a lot. We just saw the last beer and we're like, uh. Here you go right there. Bottle a bottle of it. Oh, wow. We're not just ramping up on ABV, but we're ramping up on flavor, too. So let's talk about.

Fresh cup for this one. I want to taint it. All these are great beers, obviously. He said taint. In the world of, like, beer nerds, talk about these dogfish heads, the different, like, the numbers that they have, because these are, like, rare, right? Yeah, so 60 minute is very common. We have some of that on the shelf. It just means that it did a 60-minute boil with the hops.

It was kind of, I think, to try to tell you the strength. of the flavor and the strength of the alcohol in there. Okay. So they do a 90 minute. I don't know the last time I saw the 90 minute. And then this 120 minute, which is... Is this the top one? This is the top one.

I think there was one point where they did a 121 minute as a silly thing, but I don't remember that. Back in the day at the pea chop, I remember whoever the beer vendor was that was putting this stuff out, was going to be, I guess, bringing this, like four packs of it to Price Chopper that morning. when I got to work, there were people in the beer aisle just kind of standing waiting. And I'm like, can I help you? I'm like, no, we're all waiting. And they explain what they're waiting for that. Beer nerds go nuts for these beers.

Yeah. So this is actually a 2022. We aged it for you. You can age this IPA, which is unusual. And on the bottle, I think it says, for up to a decade or so. A decade or so. Wow. So this one is four years old.

So this is four years old. The bottle. And probably about 18% alcohol. Buy it. what is the cost on this bottle? 1290. So it's an expensive one, but it's like you're drinking four beers basically. Pretty much. And so

this is billed as an IPA, and we're drinking back-to-back IPAs right now. But I have always felt like this is much more of a barley wine than an IPA. Dude, these are no joke. This, yeah, this is. These are no joke. Doesn't Sam Adams do something like this? Like, they're

utopis? Yep, utopias. Utopias. That's a blend, right? Yes. The Utopia is a blend of many, many years of barrel aging this beer. But the utopia is one bottle that's like 16.9 ounces for $250. Yep. Holy cow.

And we only get it every other year. Yeah, there's hard to be just one bottle. Now I think last time I got four bottles. All right, let's see. Yeah. Whoa! That's what I brought. That's kind of what I was hoping for.

Whoa! Coccus is drinking his water with a lot. Do you have a buzz ball? Hang on. We need a chaser. I looked, I was going to get us a pumpkin one. Hang on. Hang on, Lucy.

Lucy, hang on. Why is this table moving? I don't know if you could see it on camera. It made my eye do the... Here, give me a little more. Let me see what we'll do it again. And your cheeks are going... Involuntary closure.

Because I figure if our new owners are going to be here, we should be pretty drunk when they're here, right? Oh, I love that idea. Great depression. Let me see if it does it again. Let me see your face as he's drinking. Oh, my God, a big gulp of it. Oh, he did. I haven't even sit by it yet.

Oh, my God. There you go. Oh, no. That's. Holy cow. Delicious. Holy cow. I know that's not a sales pitch, but for you beer nerds, the sale pitch.

No, the beer people. The beer people. Your reactions are hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. They would, be people are going to love or already do love this. I'm sorry, but I didn't think you were going to enjoy it, but I knew it would be hilarious.

I don't hate it. No, I don't hate it. No, it doesn't taste bad. It's just a strong. It's a lot. It's not a beer. You're not buying a pint of that. Right. But it is.

I mean, this is like a fireside sipper kind of a thing. And it's one you can share. Yeah, you probably want to. Like, I see you and a couple friends putting these in some rocks glasses. Just neat and drinking on it. It's really good. Yep. Run to the four pack.

All righty. Woo! We started with the October Fest Martson from Arden's. then we went on to the Pumptober Fest from Lankenheimer. Then we had the beard dogs and boats at 9.1% IPA and the big old dogfish 120 minutes. Hell yeah. Now you can get the four pack.

It is, the price is what? $25. But that's because you're getting this $120 at the end of it. And we sell that individually too. That's not. We sell that individually. So honestly, just go over there. If you want to try these three beers, you can just do a three pack

and price them out for can. Make whatever you want. They're all worth it. We have tons of. We have tons of pumpkin, tons of October Fest, lots of infused beverages. Stuff we can't tell you about on the radio. They got that too. Also, give me hours and tastings.

Yes, we don't have a tasting this weekend. If you guys are local, want to do a tasting, please reach out to me. I have lots of dates to book. But we are open 11 to 7 today tomorrow, noon to 5 on Sunday. And even, if you don't give a damn beer, you go see this damn puppy. There's a puppy. You'll go tell. Listen to me.

Listen to me. Of course you do. You go? Preface. Tell this puppy how much you love it. Right, do its face. I'll punch you. Or I will slap you in the mom.

I'll punch you. This is the cutest damn dog you're ever going to see. Obviously tied with my dogs and Cody's dogs. Obviously, everything's evil. All right? Yeah, she ain't listening to me. On the side of this, we'll get into your 90s and night and play some video games on a Dallas Cowboy Friday. Oh, yeah.

Our schedule of events, campers, just right now, we're going to jump into Twitch or the show. Atfm or even on YouTube. Play a little video games. Dallas Cowboy Friday. Is it in Jerry's World or what do we see? Hold on. I love that, Doug. Are we in Jerry's World?

I got to look it up, but I went back and checked. Last week I said, Cowboys, 34, 14. They lost, it was it 3431 or 37, 34, whatever. So I was close. This week, they've got to bounce back, but the Texans going always. and four. They're o' and four right now? No, they're on three.

Okay. But them going oh and four to me is wild. Yeah. So, Cowboys, 37, 31. Really? 3731 Cowboys. There's your predictions. See if it comes true by Monday.

It is a Dallas Cowboy Friday. We'll play that in your gaming stream. Gaming powered by Ryan Phelps' auto sales. You are buying from Ryan. Radio Side, you get the next. 90s at 9. That's your boy. All right.

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