The Show - NO OREOS!

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

Sounds like Smoky The Bear is gonna take things back in to his own hands. Can we get Cody to float around high in a creek? Josh poops & dashes 20 years ago, but it still haunts him and the family victimized. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. You dummies, dumbs, happy Thursday. It looked like, but don't worry, Ken and chats count down.

17 more Thursdays. That's funny. 17 more Thursdays until Christmas Eve, so. That's hilarious. No, I'm not looking forward to Christmas. No, it looked. That All-American Rejects crowd was extremely big, way bigger than I thought they'd get. The whole fair crowd yesterday looked pretty good, but not.

Like, oh, man, this packed. I'm glad I'm not there type deal. So good, good for them. Good for people to go. Did you all have fun? Because, yeah, that show looked crazy. That looked packed. I don't know how the pit bull show did.

How was traffic last night? I was in bed probably before All American Rejects even took the stage. But I tried to find those traffic cams to show you whatever. But I see if those packed over there? Nothing worked properly. I drove through around 3 o'clock and that lot. No, it wasn't. bad yet.

Oh. Wasn't bad. Dropped through. You probably are just getting ready to get started. Yeah. And I looked at that one lot by 690 and it was like three quarters of the way full, which is usually a good sign for fair attendance. Good.

Good. But yeah, our boy Badger's working that stage and he posted a video on his Instagram of the crowd at All American Rejects. And I think people were just in the mood for a summer night rock show, man. It helped their popularity, what they did over the last couple years. those little parties. Like backyard shows and stuff, right? Yep.

So that's good. Sisters exhausted after day one. Well, buckle up. You got a lot more days left. Eat a banana and drink a smoothie. Get in there. That's cool. Yeah, this ski extreme thing, that looks pretty cool.

I don't know what that is. I'm glad they're using that little pond for something. I always felt it was very underutilized. Yep. So that's neat. Even I would do that. Water skiing? Right there, I would try all that there.

because I'm not dying there and there's not. That's a stock pond. There's bass in there. Like, I would do that. I actually want to do that. He's describing that giant hose that you stand on. They don't know what I'm talking about. You kind of stand on that giant hose and it's the jet pack.

The jet pack squirts you up. Yeah. And like that, I would do that. How fun is that? I'd let them launch me off a ramp. They're doing little jet ski shows in the park. No, I'm glad. Yeah, for once, though, those fish are probably like,

the hell's going on up there. How are you guys? The hell? So that looked fun last night. Day two, obviously today. I have not looked at the schedule of events for today, but so I don't know on who the concerts are. The calling in Cooper Allen.

Who's Cooper Allen? He's a country. It has to be. At Chavez Court. And then, yes, he is. I don't have to look at him more than that. Thank you, Monty for the sub. Sean Paul's tonight?

John Paul. Give me the dog and got to go. Come in a lot. And it got to go. Oh, but a suburb and cons on Santa. You don't even got a goat tonight because you just got Sean Paul. We have Sean Paul at home. Yeah, I mean, we don't need to go.

There you go. We have plenty of Sean Paul at home. Give me the lot. No, no, get to go. And give me the light. Bombe a clock. Ah, there you go, kids. You don't even need to go.

Beans is going to open. We have beans and Sean Paul at home. Plenty. So, obviously, um, guys, if you are not going to the fair, good news is 7 o'clock tonight. You got a cocoa puff show. We'll tell you about that. Hey, oh.

See, all American Rejects last night at the fair. It's good. It's a good version of it. To Dolly Parton. Good morning. This is K. Rock. That's a tough song to sing, especially as a fella. Right.

Yeah. It's meant for a high-pitched lady voice. And most people are used to it as the, you know, like the Whitney version with the, you know, the high-pitched and all that stuff. Yeah. You can't take a Dolly Parton song that then Whitney Houston did and be like, yeah, I'll just do this. But it was good. He did it the way that Dolly did it. So it was just, you know, kind of nice slow.

That's good. It was a slow and relax. That was a cool little feature last night. You did good, especially if he said first time doing it. Yep. Good morning, everybody. Get me the lot. And there you go.

Got the goal. Getting ready. I'm getting ready. As a news article out of Colorado. where my buddy AJ lives, Colorado Springs. As a bear went into a Colorado Springs fire department, puff of department. Oh, that wouldn't we...

I have a speech impediment. They're not about to go into the fire department. They're supposed to live in the forest. That's why they go to you. He went into a fire department. He, she, I don't know. I don't know how bears identify. And walked off with a bag of firefighting gear.

How dare you try to identify that? How dare you? Who did what? I'm sorry, did what? Walked off of the bag of just a big bag of gear, like firefighting gear. For a little cosplay action. I think Smokey has had enough of waiting for us. He's like, these sons of pictures are putting in a damn fire.

Smoky. Smokey the bear is like, you know what? They're not doing it. Or he was watching TV. Only you could prevent forest fires. Oh, fish. Oh, I better get out there. Yeah.

Smokey's telling me. Yep. No, I think that's, I think that would happen. For 40 years, Smokey the Bears been saying only you can prevent forest fires. And we've done a really bad job at it. There's a lot of forest fires. Yeah, we literally haven't...

We literally burned down to forest. We haven't raked any of our forests to properly take care of any of them. We burned all the forests. And all these wildfires that are happening. Mm-hmm. Oh, I don't blame them. I don't blame them. Unless there was a power bar in that bag. Just one power bar.

You know, man, this is what I get for being... for trying to step outside of my comfort zone. So we're staying in some part of Oregon, I think it was. And we're at the hotel. And it was like halfway through our trip. And I had to go use the laundromat. Because I'm like, all right, we'll do a load of laundry while we're here. They had it in the hotel.

He said load. Load. And it was during some, you know how we had the Canadian wildfires? Correct. They were having like the Salem, Oregon wildfires. So their sky. I was rad and it was exactly what you know. It was the guy in what we had here.

Oh, I'd be so cranky. So, I step out of my comfort zone. And I'm doing my laundry. And I walk up to the front counter and I attempt to make small talk. Oh, boy. Where I just casually say, how long you've been dealing with these fires? Bro.

God lover. Sweetheart. It was a situation like, you know how somebody has a. job and their friend doesn't have a job, but their friend comes to that person's job and just hangs out with them at their job. Yep. The front counter girl had her friend there. Okay.

So then I got, no lie, a 15-minute, everything about the fires in Oregon. All right, then. Because you just said they didn't rake their whatever, underbrush, whatever, picking on that. Bro, she had a map up. She brought up a map. Sweet woman. Yeah, no, I like this. More information than I asked for.

No, I go, how long have you been doing these fires? She goes, oh, these fires? And I go, I just thought it would be a, oh, yeah, you know, they've been going on and something, blah, blah. Have a good one. No, this is, no, I love doing this stuff on vacation. I did it all throttled forward. Just chatting with people? Yep, go.

Yeah. And she's like, all these fires. And she brings up this app on her phone that everybody out there has. Yeah. Where they're showing off the fire maps. And she's like, well, this right here, this part of Oregon. on fire because normally we get this much snowfall. We didn't get that much snowfall.

So the runoff. Yeah, we didn't get enough water and blah, blah, blah. And this is just me. What Lottie said, Josh tried to break the eyes and it melts the whole lake. It did. It did. I was just making small talk. Yep.

And I come back to the room like 15 minutes later. My wife's like, where have you been? I go, I got a high. Chatting it up. I had a whole science lesson on Oregon wildfires. Sweet ladies. Sweet ladies. You learn that stuff.

That what? It's fun to learn little things and they were dealing with it. And they were excited to tell somebody because that's probably been the biggest deal. Look how big of a deal was here. Yeah, it clearly was the biggest news in this because this wasn't like a city. We were in like spring. Oh, we were in Springfield, Oregon because it claims to be the home of the Simpsons. And everything is the Simpsons.

They're bears. Up there? In the Pacific Northwest? Yeah. Like bears up there? Yes. I said, well, I'm picturing. Because I don't know either.

Because I'm picturing all that Canadian crap. And I'm like, there's bears in there. I always, it's always safe to assume if you got trees, you got bears. Right. You got some type of wilderness and mountains. You got dense forests. You're going to have a bear. You'll be a bear up there.

Uh-huh. No, but I get it. I like that stuff. I did it in somewhere past Old Forge. I was a couple miles outside of Racket Lake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I saw a random lake with like an area for people and like boats and hikers and all. So I was like, pulling off because I was just adventuring.

And there's just a random lady that was an attendant, I guess, for, she had a chair and a high-vis vest and a clipboard. And I'm assuming for people that are going in and out with their boats or whatever. And I just happened to be curious. I'm like, so what do you do? I just wanted to know. You want her to know? She goes, well, let me tell you. Now you're in it.

And she started telling me about how the boats come in and out. You got to make sure that they're, you know, the proper register and that, you know, they have to have this certain thing because not any boat can just hop on here. Right. And she kind of looks after the place, make sure nothing to ferries is going on in the parking lot. She was proud of her gig. She wanted to tell you about it. I just missed it. 25 minutes ago, there were about six deer. Whoa!

Usually. That's sweet. She had an apple or some grapes for lunch. Not today. Not today. Nothing to give to the deer. I was like, all right, good to know. So when are you getting married?

Right? This is clearly a woman of your same taste, giving free treats to wildlife. She was like 60 something. My question still stands. I tried to do that. Wow. All right. Gotta get going.

That's awesome. And if I'm not here, let me tell you. There was one time. There was this guy. I thought he could just come on out here. And then when I got here, I was here when he came out. I said, what do you think you're doing? She's just making small talk with you.

Well, I wanted to know. I've never seen. I know. It was just a lady in a chair. I'm like, are you late? And you've got to understand. This isn't, this isn't new to us. We are the children of small talkers.

Like, we're the, our mothers are chatty. My mom would have gotten her own chair and sat next to that. So we've been our whole lives watching our mothers just chat with everybody. Well, we stand there. Oh. Can we go? Staying next. Oh, Deb would have went to the car.

Yeah, you're right. Got a chair. Pulled right next door. Tell me about it. Mm-hmm. I like your chair. Let me show you the chair I got. Yeah, uh-huh.

But that'll be she had 20 minutes before told us go get in the car. Yeah. We're leaving in a sec. Then it would be the half an hour. Do you like a good, uh, I don't know what they're called. So I'm just going to call them this. Travel pamphlet stand. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Do you like that? When you go to the information centers and stuff. I love them. This was in the same lobby as the of the lady telling me about the wildfires. That's what lured me into the lobby. I put the laundry and the wash. Well, first of all, okay, he was the process. I had to go get quarters and tith pods.

So I go to the front desk and I go, can I get quarters for the washing machine? She gives me quarters. Everyone seems friendly. I noticed the travel pamphlet stand. Well, that piece, I got to go see because there could be, there could be some pop-pot-pot course I don't know about. Oh, there is. Right around here.

There could be some kind of mountain coaster I'm not aware of that I could be riding tomorrow morning. So I go start the laundry and I come back and I go to the travel pamphlet because I'm grabbing some pamphlets. Because we didn't know what to do in Springfield, Oregon. Yeah, right. No. So I grabbed a bunch of pamphlets and books. And then I go, so how long you've been dealing with these fires? And then I stood there with an arm full of pamphlets.

Well, I got my class on wildfires. No, that's funny. I did the same thing at the hotel I stayed at Old Forge, right when you walk in. Pamphlets. There's the, you know, you can make yourself for a little coffee in the morning and all that crap in microwave, and then they had the pamphlets. And at one point I was just looking at him because I was just looking in the lady to the desk.

And my back was to her. She goes, oh, are you looking for something to do? Yeah. I was just, nope. And I'm good, thanks. Nope, no, I'm good, thanks. But. Okay, you're rifling through the pamphlets.

I'm just curious. Yeah. You should have been like, ma'am, I probably know more about this place than you do. I'm here all the time. They've been here for quite some time. But in Springfield, Oregon, I could be within miles of a dope-ass putt-puck horse. I have no knowledge of. Right? You don't know.

There could be a water park around here. We don't know nothing about. Don't even. There could be some kind of reenactment happening that I'm not aware of. Yeah. An old-timey village? Oh. Oh.

If there's an old-timey village, kids. Oh, you are screwed. Pack your bag. We are going to this old-timey village. Make sure your phones are charged if you're not interested. There ain't got to be servicing this old-timey village. And it's not even like a good old-timey village. Never are.

It's just like 1890. They never are. Not something from, you know, like a St. Marie among the Erecoy or a cowboy. No, the best one. A cowboy ghost town. It's just like stuff. It's like an old house and they've tried to make it a gimmick. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1980. No. The best old-timey village is literally where AJ had his first marriage. It's somewhere in this state. Genesee something? Yeah, it's in this state. It's legitimate.

Okay. It's a dope-ass old-timey village. But I know it's called Genesis something. I don't know. And people actually live in it? It's not like an abandon. I don't know they live there, but it's got a lot of houses. Normally you go to a quote-unquote, like what I'm thinking, okay.

Not to go on a whole old-timey village tangent, but I freaking love old-timey villages and I go to him. Generally, if, like, the old sawmill still exists, that's the old time of building. And you'll be like, you'll be like, oh, they've got a water wheel. Let's go see it. And you go, and they have the water wheel. And they're like, well, that foundation is where that used to be, or this is where this building used to be. Uh-uh, not the Genesee one. No.

You got buildings upon buildings. Oh, okay. You've got people making cabbage. Oh, they're still doing. Oh, they got livestock. At least they did when AJ got married that first time. Huh. That's weird.

You get me to an old-timey village. Genesee Country Village and Museum. That's it. Yep. So they kind of do it on purpose? Oh, they do a whole show. Gotcha. They'll do a whole show and they'll do like, we were there one day when they were making

sourcrow. Oh. And they were feeding the cabbage heels to butt to rabbits. And then there were horses. I know, dude. I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's part of my tism. I don't know if it's part of like, you know, a past life I used to have. That's the.

But I just lock into an old-timey village. When you say, you know, like Bachelor Party and feeding cabbage butts, you think something else. But nope, literally feeding cabbage. Cabbage butts to rabbit. Because she offered it to us first. Oh, you were going to get the butt? She goes, she's making this thing. Oh, look at you.

She goes, do you want the cabbage heel? I don't think. I don't want, no, I'm, I'm, thank you. I'm all set. Was that rude of me to not take the cabbage heel? Yeah, maybe. Oh, they know you're an outsider. Maybe.

You ain't getting a shekel come Christmas time. I don't know why I love an old-timey village, but that's why I always check the pamphlet stand. We could be within meters of an old-timey village. It could be right down the road, and you don't even know. There could be somebody reenacting something stupid, and you don't even know it. My kids would have no. Kids, we could be wasting six hours at an old-timey village, and we don't even know about it. They could be having a great time right now, and you could be ruining it with an old-timey village.

You didn't even know it. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or like, white water rafting. Nah, I ain't getting in the water. Those are in every, no matter. Whitewater raftings? They are.

Place you stop. You can stop at the first rest center on the throughway here in New York headed out to wherever. The very first stop. Whitewater rafting. And they'll be a whitewater rafting pamphlet. And they're like, where are the rapids here? And you know what's big in Tennessee?

It's not whitewater rafting. It's just like floating in creeks. They just got water that moves. You can get a rat. You get a circle tube and you just go down. You get your friends. Which I think even you would like because it's not that deep of water. Depending on where it is, I've thought about those.

Those look kind of fun. I just, like, how long are there like hours? Bill. Because my... Okay, so it's Tennessee. Yeah. So let's take, you know, nothing to sell you the name of Tennesseans. Yeah.

But they just... Just kind of like they have a circle raft. Yeah. And they're putting it. And then next of them is the cooler that they tie to it and that floats along with them. Yeah. And they'll just drink and pee in the creek for hours and hours. And it looks fun.

I would just. Katie says she's creeped out by what's in the water. I mean, depending on where I am. Like a lot of these, it's like not even two feet deep. It's like you're just on rocks. It's rocks basically. Bull sharks don't care about stuff like that. And gators.

But no, like, I would. I would get, I feel like after, who knows how long, probably that long, I would get bored and start, like, searching the creek banks for crawfish and. I got a, I caught a frog. Yeah, but also think about this. Think about this. And I've rambled, I'm way late now, but think about this. How much do you like being high in a lazy river? That is a lot of fun.

So this is just, you're going to be high in a lot longer lazy river. Essentially an endless lazy river. And endless river IRL. IRL. The only bummer is that whereas the lazy river you can be high at at a water park is just going in circles. Yeah. This one you're covering miles. Yeah, you've got to get a van back.

You cover a town. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Jojo says West Canada Creek does that. And then you get packed by a grizzly bear thinking you're a salmon. I don't even tell you what I'm doing in October. I'm doing that Adirondack Rail ride. Oh, no, you did.

We're going to go out there as a family. Kids. That'll be fun, though. Kids are thrilled. I'm thrilled. I think they'll like it once they can see that, like even kids like the leaves, right? I don't think you gotta pedal that hard on it.

Oh, one of those? It's one of those. I was thinking you're on a train. No, we're on the train tracks, and I'm going to look at foliage. That does look fun. Just. Yeah, a Rodneck railroad ride.

Just don't get off. You're not allowed to get off. Why? I don't know, I'd want to get off and explore again. I'm not, I like a, I'm the Jeffrey cartoon all of the time. I got to bring a knife in case of a bad. bear comes at me, right? Oh, I didn't even think of that. We would just be helpless on the rail tracks. Is that an option? Like, you see those videos. Or bear spray? Should I buy bear spray?

Have you ever seen those videos of that, of that exact thing? Uh-huh. Those on like the railway things. Yeah, I don't, not that I'm saying like, oh yeah, dude, you're going to see a bear. I might. I'll bring something. Bring like, you can get just like a can. I'm not trying to deter anybody from doing it because there's just bears up there. I just got to be ready for it. Yes, there are. I just got to be ready for it. All right. Yeah, you're all saying we can float on West Canada Creek. I don't know where that is, but I... Me either.

But Darbair's, I seen them. Coco Pop's tonight at 7 p.m. on all the streaming places. I know that show. That's going to be you, bud. You're going to be doing it and showing off products from our friends over at Joe's Buds. I got some cool stuff. Oh, you what you popped yesterday? Cool, cool.

I got some cool stuff. Shout out Uncle Ferg coming through. And to some old friends, new friends. We all come together. We all come together is one. Tonight for a seven across. Clock Cocoa Puffs back at your place. You've been a Debbie's Dubey Dungeon so much lately.

Yep. She's done with her travels. And perhaps try not the squeaky Melly Challenge, but the smoky Mellie Challenge perhaps. Oh, I think we're smoking out of the watermelon tonight. Okay. But, yep, back at my play. Fun, very fun, very fun. As I believe he is up to eight TVs in his...

Bruh. He's got a new porch TV. That thing is so cool. It looks so cool. It's such a convenience. You're bringing it at night, right? You don't leave it out there. Yeah, no, I just pop it right up.

That's awesome. Bring it in. So, speaking of TVs, you all know how much of a Willy Wonka fan I am. It's my favorite movie probably of all time. And Netflix is doing this reality competition thing. Yeah, the game show. What is that? So they released another trailer yesterday.

They had a teaser come out. And let's get out of the way what I. I hate about it. Oh. Is I hate they use Gene Wilder's AI voice. Oh, because it doesn't sound like Gene Wilder. They sure just got an actor pretending to be Gene Wilder.

Or just don't. Or just don't. It could be a person, just a person doing, just talking. Yeah. So I hate that because I don't, I don't love them just trying to use Gene Wilder's voice.

But otherwise, it looks like, if you could have told childhood me that this factory might actually exist, this someday. It's the stuff we used to dream of and pretend. Like eating the set and stuff. Like they're, dude, I'm going to show you the clip. Jumpin Twitch.tv slash the show, YouTube or the show.com. I'm going to show you the trailer.

Didn't you know that? I can eat that? That panel right there. This has been edible the whole time? Tastes like strawberries. Go ahead and give that little lick, bud. Mm-hmm. Um, so what concerns me is I can't tell what's fake and real in this.

Like when they're interacting with things, I can tell. tell that that's, I'm going to go around to see what's real. You can do a lap. Like, they're going to show the exterior of the factory in this. And it looks like, here, I'll put it on screen right now. It looks awesome. But I don't know what's real and fake.

They spent some cash. What do you mean? Like, AI? Yeah, like, I don't know if the logo's really on it. Is that like Purple Bridge really on it? It looks like they wrapped something with that. So they just found.

So they clearly found a factory. Yeah, because it looks like everything else around that area, so it's not like a crazy... They found a factory and wonkified it. Yeah. Now, when they go to the inside, it looks so incredible, you guys. It looks so much like the movie. Okay. And I want to go to there.

Now, this is going to be a show that starts on September 23rd on Netflix. Oh, my God. That's like forever. And in this trailer is an OG umpalupa, apparently. Apparently. Really? Yeah. I thought they all passed on.

Oh, I'm thinking of Wizard of Oz. And there might be a couple of us. Yeah, but you're not wrong. Like, that movie was made in the 70s, so it wouldn't be, and the umpalumpas were a little older then. So it's probably just like a really old guy. It is a really old guy. You're going to see. It's a really old old guy.

Is this a Mr. Beast production? It literally looks like Mr. Bees. Um, they produced it in Australia. So this factory must be in Australia. Yeah, bro. You die, my don't back. It is 12 lucky golden ticket winners. We'll choose partners to be put to the test.

And their choosing partners will be put to the test competing for Wonka's real life-changing prize. It is undisclosed, but it is, quote, a lifetime supply of money. Oh. Instead of a lifetime supply of chocolate, lifetime supply of money. I like that. That it's described like that, a lifetime supply of money. And that can mean a lot of things to a lot of people.

But let's watch it. Jump in Twitch. Head to the show.com. Or just Google it on your own if you're listening back on demand. I am so excited for this. Look at that. Oh my gosh.

That's like the movie. A whole new generation of gold ticket holders will compete against each other in my factory. For a lifetime supply of money. Wait, what? They're going to be tired. Now there's a you. He just blew the whistle.

Weird. It's weird. It's really weird. But do you see what I'm saying about the inside? They were eating stuff. They were eating stuff. And in the mushroom,

I'll describe it for just audio listeners. In the mushroom, you know how in the movie that's like got whipped cream and they put their finger in it? They did that. They did the giant gummy thing on one of the trees that they ate.

I love Willy Wonka. It's game on. I'm ready to play. Going up. Some of you are going down. Scary elevator scene. but he also has this dark side. You will test my factory.

What is it? Or is my factory testing you? Whoa. Don't worry, something only goes wrong three times out of ten. There's always a twist. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't know what to expect. It's a lickable wallpaper.

So they're doing a lot of things, yeah, dude, my mind is, my mind is, my mind is. My mind is blown. Here's what also pissing me off, just to complain about the AI voice again. Yes, what is it, Joshua? It's a bad actor. Talk to me. Gene Wilder will not deliver the lines the way you're doing it, AI producers.

What is it that you mean by that, Joshua? Things only go wrong. Three out of ten times. You're sullying Gene Wilder's name. You don't mean that, do you? Your-Milder would do such a better delivery than your stupid AI. What I, though? Ew, ew.

How am I going to live with these people after this? If you don't have a lion... That's pretty hot. You're going home. Bro! You're going to put a mother against a daughter. Your tour has been terminated. A game beyond pure imagination.

I'm doing this for my family. There's a lifetime supply of money on the line. I guess I could afford to terminate a few more. Time to die, Joshua. September 23rd. So here's what it looks like to me. For those of you who weren't watching that, it looks a lot like Big Brother.

My wife loves Big Brother. I never seen No Big Brother. You haven't? Nope. So Big Brother, they all live together. I'm getting the vibe that they all live together in this. Big Brother does challenges. They do challenges in this.

It looks like a lot like Big Brother, but done is Wonka, if that makes any sense. Okay, okay. Which looks cool as hell to me. I'll watch. it and if the first episode suits me fancy I'll keep going. That looks cool as hell. I don't care. It looks like they're doing that thing

sometimes we complain about. Because it's sad, premieres the 23rd finale on the 30th. So I got to wait. I can't binge it. Oh. Are they going to do like one episode a day? Okay. Do you like that or not? Because you know how HBO does that? Like once a week you get a new episode? I assumed

that it was just going to be like one episode a week, so I don't mind. No, I'm still okay when they do that. Katie with the text. Remember that lady, that girl that went viral at the Wonka experience looking miserable? Remember that?

They should let her participate, Katie. I agree. Give her a chance. That'd be really funny if they brought her back for just something. Mm-hmm. What did Hambone just say in chat before I started a song here?

You don't think you can read it on the air. But it's funny. But it's funny. It's disgusting, Hambone. You need church. You need church. He needs a golden ticket. And it sounds like Jimmy.

Falin it does Yorkie mom it sounds like Jimmy Fallon kind of is as Gene Wilder I'm not gonna get hung up on that I'll do my best to enjoy the show without AI Gene Wilder pissing me off new this is definitely to lead to a new movie even though they already had one I'm sure they'll have to have all new one Chris Pratt

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Waking up at 2.45 in the morning to make my littles their breakfast. Hey, mamas. It's all performative. It's all. It's mothers trying to make other others feel bad. That's all it is. I'm going to say 2.45 in the morning. Waking up at 3 in the morning to make my littles their breakfast and lunches.

Hi, Mama. To take your poop. Because I've got a mama who is going viral right now for requesting other mamas stop packing Oreos in their kids' lunches because it makes her little jealous. Oh. My littles do not get to eat Oreos. Hi, Mama. Too bad then.

Hi, Mama. That sucks for you. Other people's babies can have Oreos. They're calling it. Oreo Gate as a woman on Instagram shared a group chat she is in where one woman named Michelle asked the group chat of kindergartners. These are kids in kindergarten. Mama, it's mamas, mama. I like that. To stop packing Oreos because it makes her daughter, Ava, upset.

Eva has a mama. Now there's no allergy issue. It's just that she doesn't want to give her kids' Oreos. So you also shouldn't. Yes. And if I can give you any advice, as someone who has lived on this planet for 45 years, when you... That's a long wall. So long. It's coming to an end, but I've been here for a while.

45. When you dramatically prohibit and forbid your child from doing something, they never do it, Cody. No. They never seek that out more than anything. you don't ever see them, you know. Instead of just saying, go buck wild with said thing when they get their hands on that. That's, the rubber band never snaps back when you completely.

No. Uh-huh. No, that's why they do it because the track record is so. You're right. You're right. Clear track to success. Mm-hmm. So this will work.

No other parents will be giving. Michelle. Michelle is requesting the other mama. do not pack Oreos because Ava doesn't get to eat Oreos and makes Ava sad Like a hard boiled egg

Probably like an apple slices Or a bowl of quinoa Tuna and a pita One of the mothers replied With respect I'm not changing my daughter's lunch Because your daughter wants an Oreo Yeah

Either explain to your child And I know it's not easy to talk to your children but maybe you have to explain to your child, hey, Oreos are just a little treat. You're not going to eat, shouldn't eat 30 of them. Yeah. But like one or two is a good little treat. Or you can say not everybody gets everything.

Yeah. They got Oreos? We don't eat Oreos. We don't eat Oreos in this house. Uh-huh. We are a strictly... I couldn't remember the name of it. What?

Xerox. We are... Hydrox. We are... Hydrox. We are a Hydrox. house. So you can take your Oreos. Yeah, right, Katie, me too. Katie says I'd be so tempted to send an extra Oreo for Ava in my kids' lunch. Yes, I'd be like.

Slide Ava that orio. Yep, I'd be like this. Hey, buddy, see this Oreo? Or these three? Yeah. I'm putting these for your friend Ava. I want you to make sure she gets these Oreos, okay? There were a group of people I knew growing up who went to an extremely religious school. And when they got to college, they definitely did it become the craziest people I knew. Yep. No, yeah. Because they were restricted from doing everything until they were 18.

They definitely didn't lose their minds and become all addicts and sleep with everybody. Yeah. No, they're the people I'm thinking of that were not, they were, you know, kept in a, you know, tight knit. Dude. Just right here. Never let go. Oh, no. My kid will never.

Yeah, your kid is now. Because you know who the parents are that raise those people? Balls deep in college shenanigans. It's always the, here's how it. always goes and it never works. It's the parents who they went buck wild, their entire lives. And in the 70s and 80s, we're doing all the drugs and drinking and partying and just having orgies.

And then when they got 30, I'm born again. I don't think so. And all of my children will be born again or just born and strictly in this set of rules. You're damn right. Well, my kid. The difference is, never. you've seen the ying and yang you've had the one life and now this is the life you choose and i ain't mad at you you're an adult you want to choose that life go ahead yeah but but you're just forcing your children

to live this shelter life and then they get set free and eva's going to go ava's going to eat so many orioes on her first day of college yeah that could be an innuendo for something if you wanted to be whatever you want yeah eva's going to go so hard on oreos eva is going to have every flavor? Every pack? You're going to try. Single stuff, double stuff, thins. All the different flavors they come out with. She's going to be chopping up Oreos and just ripping rails. The mystery flavors.

Day one. She's going to be sneaking into the bathroom at, yep, anything that's even got. She's going to be eating cookie, eating cream ice cream, just because it's got orio's in it. She's got the, gives her a little bit of it. Just got a little in there. Just give her a little bit. She's going to be given handos for Hydrox, bud. That's the story of the day. No.

son of a bitch. So like I said, the mother said with respect, I'm not changing my daughter's lunch because your daughter wants an Oreo. Yeah. But it didn't end there. I guess it went on for days and days, and now Ava is making trades to get Oreos. I like that.

You knew she was going on. I don't know. I'm not a sociologist. I'm not a child psychologist. This is pretty understandable behavior. Yeah. Yeah. Oral for oral.

Oreos handbone exactly right. Josh Grossman story. No, if she wants them that bad, she's going to do whatever she can to get them. Even if she is this little kid. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I don't know.

There is a whole series of different Instagram videos going around, people making TikToks about Oreo Gate now, all because one mama doesn't want her precious little to have the poisonous Oreo. They are. They are poison. Okay. Very good.

More for me. Good. Yeah. More for me. More for me, you and Ava. Poor Ava. Poor Ava. When you restrict, when you restrict something like that,

she's going to go nuts. Yep. And the thing she's going to be doing for Oreos. I've seen it on the internet. I've seen it on the internet, all right? Hey, everyone. Sorry, slightly awkward one, but could we maybe agree on some basic rules around lunchboxes?

Is this about allergies? No, nothing. Allergy related. Ava came home really upset yesterday because one of the girls had Oreos in her lunch. Oh, why was she upset? We don't allow that kind of thing at home, so obviously she wanted them when she saw someone else eating them. Yeah. Okay, I thought there had been an allergy issue or something.

No. I just wondered if we could agree not to send things like Oreos, chocolate, etc. So the kids aren't comparing lunches? I mean, I sent the Oreos. Oh! Okay, would you mind maybe not sending them again? Just because Ava was really. really upset about it.

Coming at a lot of time on their hands. Holy cow. I don't really think we can control. What? You control anyone. I'm just asking everyone to be considering with respect. I am not changing my daughter's lunch. Because your daughter wants an Oreo.

Perfect. Yeah. Perfect. That's AI. Nobody does this. People feed. Like, have you seen, like, reading, like, my mother's passive-aggressive. The text as an emo song.

Have you ever seen those? Oh, I know what you're talking about. They're so funny. But I have not. They're so funny. I mean, we're polluting our water because of it. But it's at least, at least the end of days. Yeah.

We can laugh, you know? The low water levels. Our energy prices are going to be unaffordable, but at least we're enjoying ourselves. I found so much sea glass yesterday at a Tisco. Who cares that the lake was the lowest I've seen it in? a while. That's why that guy had that fan boat because there ain't going to be water in there much longer.

He's just going to rip across the top. I stood and stared at that, hoping he would come out to use it for like 15 minutes because we were walking along a coast, or coastline, the shoreline there. And so I just kept walking.

Would you get on it? Would you get on it? No. Me, I don't know. What did you want? He wanted to. I just wanted to see it. I've never seen one in person.

That's a thing for the swamps and the bayou. Obviously, I know we forget this a lot. We are doing a radio show that's broadcasting all over the state. They don't know. If you own that fan boat on Otisco Lake, Cody saw that yesterday, and he sent me a picture. That thing looks super cool. Yeah, where do you use that right there? Yeah.

I can see him using it in his, in the little cove. Because that little cove is always full of lily pads and, you know, it's shallower. Seaweed and stuff. Yeah, all that crap. So, I mean, I can see him using it for that. Like, are you ripping through just the lake on a on a fan boat? I've never seen one around here. That might be the only time I get on one.

Because even if for some reason I'm down in Louisiana or any of these things, you're not kidding me on no fan boat tour. I know. Not a chance. I know. But that one, that was neat. And no, Texan, I am aware that golf courses use more water than data centers, but they do not use the electricity.

That's what I'm afraid of. Was that for real? They do. And data centers, I'm not, this is not pro data center, because I do not like a data center. Yeah. They're getting better about reusing water. It's not necessarily a water thing.

Yeah. Like they can do a condensation and reuse kind of thing. I just don't like, hey, I don't want my tax breaks going to data centers and I don't want them using our energy without paying for it. Well, and I want my greens as green as can be. Exactly right. Exactly right. But as we, you know, enter the final days of planet Earth, let's enjoy some funny songs about it, you know? I mean, why not.

There's some funny songs about it. Why not? A parody song here. There's great times. So I'm reading this article about visiting people's homes, what's rude, what you should never do. Cody is a great house guest. He does all the right things. Oh. Because I, like, number one, showing up empty-handed, I'm always showing up empty-handed. And Deb has taught him to always come with a gift.

He always comes with gifts. Got to show up something. Gotta show up with something and I never do. I'm just rude. I'm still raised by a pot lot lady. No, you're not rude. Like a bottle of wine you come over with or... Whatever the situation calls for.

Crack pipe maybe to pass around. Exactly. And that's not true. Last time you came over to my apartment, you brought a dog. And I did. I left the dog there. But actually that's not true. Oh, no, because I brought him home.

Never mind. I was going to say because the last time you came to apartment, you took a dog. But you didn't. Nah, you brought him. You brought a dog. Damn it. Disrespecting their show. shoe rule.

Well, yeah, if I walk in your house. I always wonder. And you have all taken your shoes off. I'm not going to refuse. No, I'm leaving mine on. Is there anything worse than it being all mismashed? What do you mean? And you take your shoes off and like a bunch of people got them on?

I've never understood. I've never understood shoes at the house. I don't know. I want them on. No, no, no. We have house shoes. We have house shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I mean. But I do not understand people that are just walk in from the out of doors and leave your shoes on in your house. Ah, it's got to come off. You're just bringing the out of doors in your house. Yeah. It's your life. Don't get mad at me. Do whatever you want.

I just don't understand it. Why would you want to dirty your floors up? Or then it happens that you're like a friend's house and then you accidentally step in like a puddle or something, one of your sock. And you're like, you guys can't shoes? Yeah, why don't I? We're a shoes off house. I mean, if it's like, if you're older, like if, like, you know, older people come over, I'm not going to make them take their shoes off.

Yeah. Yeah. Because to leave them on or whatever. But I come home, it's slippers. I like a good pair of slippers. House shoes. I'm with Katie, though. I always, they're in my car right now, a little pair of slides.

Always. I've always bringing slippers. You never know. If I'm going to my in-laws, I'm bringing slippers. I'm going to my sisters for a birthday party this weekend. I'm bringing my slippers. Yep. Because you never know what people's house rules are.

Sometimes people don't care. Yeah. And you take your shoes off. Like I said, you're walking in dog slobber and all that. And my slippers, my slippers are LL bean slippers. And they look more like shoes than slippers. So I do make a presentation out of it where I'm like, these are slippers. I'm not wearing shoes in your home, as you see here.

Show them all. You see the bottoms? They're not shoes. Look at my bottoms. Who would do this? These are rude things to do when you visit someone's house feeding their dog without asking. Who the hell is going to feed? I'm not going to feed someone's dog.

Just walk and I just walk over and get for any couple scoops of food, put it in his ball. Here you go, bud, I got you. There you go, bud. There you go, bud. What are you doing? Uh-huh. I noticed your dog had no food. It's 9 o'clock you die.

Yeah, what do you idea? Ah, he wants to eat, though. And yeah, Ben says in chat, I need the shoes for the arc support, which is the oldest thing I've ever said. No, you do. That's what my parents were telling me, because when I was having my ankle issues last week, they're like, Josh, you got to have the. The arts support now. You're getting older.

It's so many that has the leg issue and, you know, I've had some things in my ankles as well. But the thing with these shoes, I don't know how you people wear them all the time. The man's that you got, yeah. It is. There's no support. I bought the pads from Walmart to throw in there. But, yeah, you, that's why your ankles are all flippity floppity.

I know. There's nothing. Trust me, I've got the hokas on the rest of the day. I've admitted to my fraudulent. activity in here. When I'm forward-facing, when I'm in here with you guys and you see me, I've got on my cool hipster punk rock sky shoes on. But Mel Bull up my spot, we're at the plant swap and I've got my vans on, my chakered vans. She saw me go to my car and put those hokas on immediately. I'm a fraud. I'm not hip and cool with cool footwear. I get it. And they're

all pointing out in chat. They probably mean like table scraps. Oh, also not yet. Don't do that. No, that's, yeah. Don't give my dog your pizza crust. You don't know what he eats. Yep. Yes, he eats pizza cross, but don't give it to him. I do that. You got to wait until,

else we can have, if I have anything left over, that's for a dog. She knows that at the end of when I am all done and cleaning up, she'll get something. So she's pretty good. She'll just lay there. So she's good at it not begging.

And Freddie has learned the English phrase, all done. Because when I, if I do give him a scrap, I say, all done. And he goes, hey, and he walks out. He was real good. He was real good with me.

Got to cut him off. And then I got him because they're both too excited for treats. So I trade him gentle. And then he would just take the treat because they both are like, he'll chomp your fingers right off. He'll chomp your fingers right off. I love chicken strands. I'm like, no, both of you won't get anything.

And if you do the, if you do the palm thing, he'll sit nice for you. Oh, you can make him sit, yeah. Okay. Bringing an uninvited plus one. Yeah, that's rude. I found this guy. Cody shows up to my house for Christmas Eve and he's like Dwight and brings his babysitter. She came with me.

Is that all right? I brought my friend. I saw her on the side road and I want you going to come with me. Mm-hmm. And you're, of course, welcome to bring a date to my house. Anytime. Anytime. Oh.

I have five ones He's crying We'll be right back guys I'm sorry If I ever find what I'll be happy at me do Snooping around Yeah you don't snoop around Somebody else's house

I sneak off going all there Different bedrooms And all that stuff Do you look in like a medicine cabinet I don't even do that I don't even do that I feel that's inappropriate No because that's not like I'm going to take anything

Yeah I don't I've got nothing to hide from people But it's also like Stay out of myself You're going to see a lot of eye creams. A lot of, yeah, moisturizers, eye creams. Mm-hmm. A lot of eye creams.

Mm-hmm. Um, hiding a mess. Like, if you accidentally spill a drink on the carpet, yeah, let them know. Let them know. Yeah, I would. So you can address it immediately until two days later. Send on your new couch and spill meatballs or something and just put the pillow over it.

Oh, my bed. Oh. I don't know. Oversaying, you're welcome. What do you're pretty doing? Oversaying, you're welcome. People are trying to wrap up the party. Yep.

And you're not leaving. Yep. Rude behavior visiting people houses. Just sitting on the kitchen. All right. Well, looks like you got everything all cleaned up. Yeah. So, I mean.

Yeah. Want to play a game? All right. All right. Oh, I want to go to bad. Oh, could I please go to sleep? Expecting a tour. Not showing you around the house.

You don't need, what do you need a tour of? Yeah. There is. Here it is. That's like when my apartment, when I do that for people. Okay. And as you can see, from the door, back there, that's my room, that back wall. And there's a bathroom there and a kitchen.

There you go. Done. How about that? Bowen says in chat, my first apartment had a fuzzy toilet seat cover, had a party. Someone puked on top of the fuzzy toilet seat covered. Instead of telling me, I found that present about a week later. All right. That's gross.

That's gross. Oh, that'd be awful. Zippy says when I have company, I fill the medicine cabinet with 40 ping pong balls. Just hear them open it. That'd be even funnier. Mm-hmm. No, that's puke is... That's gross.

That's the worst. You didn't use that toilet for a week, Bowen? Finding it later. Mm-hmm. Great, thanks. Because I've done... Not human, but I've done that slid and dog puke. You ever done that?

No. I've done that. Ew. Oh, it was the worst. Listen, I did wreck that toilet at a cast party in high school. I've admitted to that, and I ran away. Wait, did you really? I told you that story.

Where I got, I clogged their toilet and it wouldn't go down. So I called my mom and I ran. Remember that story? I told you that story? I don't think I didn't. I don't think I know it. It was like the sabotage music video. I use

I use What Where'd you go But I can It's one of those It's one of those things I have in my brain That I can

I can recount a hundred percent You ran I ran away I ran away For some reason I kind of remember this But now For some reason

Sleepovers in high school Always made me Either I had nervous belly Or I get a little sick Or I was eating different foods Or I was eating different foods. And it was like, it was one of those parties. You'd stay up all night.

Mm-hmm. And I knew Bobber Tamm was going to come get me at a certain time. And I had went and I used this bathroom. And I made big poops. And I made a big something. You needed a poop knife. And there was no poop knife. This is also a rule.

If you have a house, leave the plunger in the bathroom. Don't have a, first of all, we have a little rabbit poops that you don't need a plunger ever. So what, that's weird. Yeah. But at least in the guest bathroom, the amount of times I've had to leave a bathroom and ask somebody for a plunger is embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

I've never. You've never had to do that? No. I've done that at almost every person's house I know. Why? I remember because I make them big. You've had to take a huge toilet clogging dump at every person's house here.

Pretty much. Pretty much. I had to do it at my inbox. in-laws when we were first dating my wife, I had to go ask for a plunger. I'm going to have to bring my own plunger. What's that for? Don't worry about it for now. So let me explain my in-laws' house.

My in-laws' house is a very long house. You've been to it. You've seen it. So there's the one house that was originally a single wide trailer, and then the other end of the house is where they built an addition where my in-laws are. Gotcha. So I'm on the original end of the house where my wife's bedroom was. That's right. You went to the bathroom.

It was no plunger in there. So then I had to walk out all the way down to the other end of the house. I mean, we were still dating. She was still living at home. I had to be like, can I have a, do you have a plunger I could use? I've had to do that at multiple homes. I would have just gotten her attention and been like, mm-hmm. No, no, I'm a man. I can stand up for myself.

I can claim to my mistakes. Excuse me. I did a hearty poop. I've had a hearty masculine poop. I need a plunger now. And I do seek a plunger. They watch me eat a two-foot corn dog. They shouldn't be surprised by that. That's also true.

So we're at the cast party. Staying them right to this person's house. I'm in high school. I knew that my mom or Bob were showing up. I did throw up overnight too. I barf, but I did that outside. I excused myself. I went outside.

I barfed. Good. But my belly was still upset. Yep. So the morning, sun was cresting. It was a beautiful morning. I go and I use this guest bathroom.

And I make. I make. He makes. And it doesn't flush. And now it's like, there's no plunder in there. I can't get the stuff to go down. But I knew Bobber Tam Tam were about to rip up. So I'm like, uh, I closed the lid.

I visually remember closing the lid as it was at the top. And I fled the scene. and I jumped in the side of my mom's minivan and we ripped out of there. I thought you just not like it was not going to go down, so it was just kind of sitting there. It was overflowing. Not overflowing! Do not put words in my mouth.

It was at the top. But it was rising? It had risen. He is risen. It had risen. Don't you compare Lord and Savior to your huge dumps. It had risen. It was not overflowing.

I had not ruined the floor. Now, what happened after me? Yeah. That's not a me problem. It's not a me problem. There's somebody right now whose parent is... I didn't say good. They're so...

They're frantically calling this tax line. They remember a morning in 1998. You went to this phone, you son of it. Yep, and I remember because the house was still full of my friends. So I remember... Yeah, they're not anymore. And I love this... Because this spare bath was right in the middle of...

whole party, like right in the kitchen. Yeah. So I closed the bathroom door. I looked around, didn't say goodbye to anybody. Just grabbed your style. Sabotage style. Had out to Tam Tam's van and I was gone. And then someone went, it was like the same time. Where did Josh go?

It was the same time somebody was, hey, the toilet's cool. Yep. It's shame I've carried for a long time, bud. That is. Shame I've carried for a long time. It was a long time shame. Proud it. Not proud it.

Oh, wow. So with all that to say, leave a plunger in your gas bathrooms. All right. Put a plunger in the gas bathroom. Day 2 of the great New York State Fair. We don't have this at our fair, but Iowa has it. I apologize to whatever PTSD your mother's about to have from this as they had the Iowa State Fair mom calling competition. Ma!

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Yeah. Ma. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Ma. This is the contestants. Mom, make me call, Graham. Working in the Fortnite update is in two minutes. Mom. Watching Cody's disdain for children come across your face. So some of them are, ugh. Just thinking about that being screamed at you.

Yeah. My children never screamed at us like that. They never called to it. us like that? No. I don't like that. No, we would yell at my mom only in the way that, remember the, what was it? Oh my God, I'm like it on the movie.

The nature movie, Strange Wilderness. Oh, okay, I don't know that. You didn't watch that with Steve Zon and all those guys. No, you love it, though. I know you love that movie. There was a scene in it where they're interviewing to get a new member, and their secretary's name is Debbie. And the whole thing throughout

the little thing is them yelling her name over and over again. Oh. Poor Deb, when she would then get home from work, would have five to six or seven screaming boys going, Debbie! Uh-huh. Deby!

Deby! Deby! Yeah. Poor Deb. Yeah. No, now I don't get... Put them through the ring. Now we just get...

Bras! Bro! Brow! Brow! Brow! Not even food. We called him like, man. Come on, man.

Man, I'm not your man. I called Tim a dude sometimes. Not your dude. I'm not your dude. No. I'm your mom. No, the irritation I feel about bra is how I know our parents felt about dude and man. Just a different one.

Just a different word. I mean, he's worth billions of dollars and he's driving a Volkswagen? Is it a rental? That's what I was going to assume. It's like the nicer rental because they're probably going to get to pick and he probably said, I want a nice SUV. Yeah. And that's what he gets because I don't.

We're talking Jed York And they got more information came out What did you say? He tried to contact this woman a bunch. It was, they said only a couple times on Saturday And the officer ignored, Which is pretty crappy job Doing the job as an undercover officer.

Oh, wait a minute. I forgot that it was an undercover officer. So they had like multiple chances to get him? He tried a couple times and he had a couple times to knock it off. And then she finally answered him Sunday morning and she was like, fine, I can meet you here. That's where they were going or where he was going. Wow.

All right. It's like, why did you ignore him? That's very, that part's very weird. So Jed had a bunch of times to get out of this situation. He had from what they're saying, he had at least two times, two chances. Wow, man. To, I'm good. They're mine.

Like we're talking about in chat. Just do the deed yourself. Clear your brain. Give yourself old head. Yeah, get that clarity, as I call it. You'll not make big mistakes. But it's just weird that how, because again, you were saying it's in the same thing. I don't know how it works with sex addiction.

I don't either. I'm not. I've never. But you're in Cleveland or Ohio somewhere and like there's, they were. That's what he's claiming he's a sex addict. I know. I'm just assuming what he'll say of why he was there because the Niners weren't playing the Browns. You know what I mean?

I don't know what reason he had to be out in that area. Are they playing somewhere near there? Are you scouting? Because that's what's kind of weird. He's just in the middle of Ohio. Yeah. Or it's because nobody knows him there. And he can, I don't know if he's married or anything,

but he doesn't have to deal with work. Zippy says he's from there, so maybe he was home. Oh, okay. All right. He's still worth billions of dollars. He's going for a $160 prostitute. And I like that, though, that the police guy said, he's got an is load of cash on him.

$160. $160. Relax there. A bunch of 20s. It's all it was. All right. You can't be doing that. Yeah.

Ohio. What's going on in Ohio? Yeah. As I say, you're letting Deshawn Watson be your starting quarterback, but you can't let Jed York get a little one to. Come on. Like, and like, like I said,

and I'm not here to talk about anyone's addiction because I don't know what that's like. No. Porn addiction makes sense to me because it's something you're doing and you can do as much as you want. Yeah, you can. And I recognize people.

Really, whatever you want. Like, seriously, anytime you could be just like by yourself or just like in the production room. You could be, or I mean, in your car. But the sex addict thing is now you've got to get another person involved. It's interesting. Like addictions, when it's just you doing your addiction,

that makes sense to me. You can do your drugs alone. You can booze alone. You can have porn addiction alone. But an addiction where you've got to get someone else involved. Yeah. I don't know. I can't understand that.

But again. And yeah, it's usually. It's a real thing. I'm sorry. And it's usually every guy is once they get caught doing something. Yo, babe. They ain't a poster. It's an addiction.

I can't quit. I'm a sex addict. I can't stop. I have to cheat on you. I have to. Nothing I can do. Let's shift here to AI and Chad GPT. As the cool thing about AI is that, you know, can make.

all of these flyers that we see everywhere it can make that backlash on that is I agree with it but man that's I came swift no and it's gonna and I think it's proper you know like I know that we use stupid AI to make photo edits of ourselves

not as far as I take it we're not false advertising to try to sell you our cheeseburger no I want you to see us as Mitch McConnell and his wife no thank you that's all yeah it's not these places are like all right I would like that exact chicken sandwich from your flyer please.

Oh, that's just the poster. Yeah, well, all right. Interesting. And the flyers are ugly, and I can give you a whole nerdy explanation of why they all look the same. You don't care, but it's, there's a backlash and there's appropriate backlash. Is it because one or two started doing it? So then everyone, they all kind of.

Basically, basically large language models do have a certain human checkpoint. And it's all that. So, like, the large language model, pretend I'm clawed. or Chad GPT or something. And you're the human. And you give me a query where you say, show me what a boat looks like. And I will give you four boats.

You'll pick the one that you like the most. So because all of these live language models have been told, this is the middle, this is what the text should look like, this is what the flyer should look like, that's why they all look the same. Gotcha. It is just a computer that you told that's what I like.

And that's what, okay. So at some point a much of human said, that's what a flyer looks like. And then slowly because of how many there were, because it's just finding stuff on the internet. The only hell, thank God, it was getting human here. Keep going, Josh. Yep, keep talking about it.

No, I like it because it's, you wonder how did everybody all decide on that? You know what I mean? You see places to eat using it in Illinois. And then it's here, and it's like, what? Well, the irony is because it happened a few times. times now it just happens again because it's pulling stuff from the internet and it sees that. Yeah, the computers

think that you're very happy with it because you keep using it. Yeah. If you stopped making these AI flyers it would stop making them look like that because it's like a dog with a treat. You're not rewarding it. Post-AI clarity is a real thing. It's a real thing. So the good news is that

the next phase of this and I have dabbled slightly because as much as I, you know, I can see good and bad in AI you know how I feel about it. I like making fun pictures of myself. I like making silly things. Cocoa puffs and stuff.

But that's really all. I hope it cures cancer. I hope it cures diseases. But it also does very, it's also very stupid in a lot of ways. For example, I had a simple question about Detroiters. And I put it into Google.

Okay. Because I wanted to, I forgot what Tim's wife's name was. Spray him, Chrissy. Spray him. It's Chrissy. I forgot it was. Chris.

I typed in into Google what's Tim's wife's name in Detroiters. Yeah. And it says, and this is getting deep into Detroiters lore. Okay. It says Sam's wife is named Chrissy. She is the brother of Tim. And I go, what? And I, it was swapping the characters.

Yeah. Sam is Chrissy's brother. Yes. Chrissy's married to Tim. but AI wouldn't get it right. And I tried three different times and it kept screwing up the characters. So as brilliant as we think AI is. It is not infallible.

It makes mistakes, which is what makes this next thing very dangerous. What a good show, though. Such a great show. What a good show. So, again, you're in luck because here comes a nerdy conversation again. Because I know it's here and I want to learn it and I'm good with computers and understanding nerdy things, I want to understood. Or yeah, AI didn't know where Washington, D.C. was.

see that? Oh, no. The White House put out a map of Lake America or whatever. Hell yeah. And it put Washington, D.C. in the wrong state. It put New Jersey on the wrong. It's not perfect. It's far from it. Nobody checked that before they were like, Anson. Far from it. So

because I know it's here and I want to understand it and I want to use it as a tool. I'm not anti-AI. No. I'm anti-Data centers because they ruin people's neighborhoods and they ruin your housing value and they poison your water. And we're not going to need them in like five years. But I like the technology. It's like a super

Google essentially. Yeah. So because I know it's here, I want to use it, I want to learn it, I want to try to be able to survive it when it takes us over. You want to use it for good instead of evil that way, yeah, when it... I use it as a tool. Our overlords take us over. You can be like, see, I was doing things for good. Guys, I'm on your side.

Yeah. So for like high strangers and stuff this week, I told you, I used it to summarize summarize this medical paper that I'm too dumb to understand. Yeah. And it summarized it for me in enough of a way that I could explain it. Well, because of that, I use Claude. Anthropic has a large

language model called Claude. It's my favorite because I do a lot with text and it's really good at like helping me do nerdy computer things like coding and stuff. Okay? Gotcha. Gotcha. And it's Claude, so he uses a French accent. Help all judge you are. So I use Claude. I use Claude to

help us build the show.fm. I want to build an app at some point. I use Claude for that. I use it for more nerdy purposes. But because it's more nerdy, Claude was ahead of the curve on this thing. Claude can integrate itself into my computer. Oh, okay. So right now, thankfully, if I give it permission, it can browse the web for me.

It can do something that Chad GBTBT just announced. It can respond to emails. It can respond to text messages. If I give it the permission to do that, it can fully integrate itself in a way where it can talk back to things. Chad GBT, OpenAI, has now also. announce that feature. Where if you want chat GPT to be running

on your computer, there's a big thing that super nerds do right now where they buy these little Mac they're like little Mac computers. And you can load a localized large language model on it. I know I know, try not to get too horny. You can load a localized large language

model on it that doesn't need to access the internet. And what it does is they just let it run their lives. I ain't going there. See, Excel's going to say. Like it'll reply to email It'll schedule their calendar. It'll reply to texts. You're getting close to a situation of something happening,

and then we're in the days of, I'm sorry, Joshua. That's what I don't love. That's what I don't love. I'm sorry, Joshua. Uh-huh. I can't do that. Uh-huh.

Uh, please. So now Open AI, Anthrop-AI and Chad GPT is going to allow the same thing. So now you go online and you see these AI flyers and you're like, oh, that wasn't designed by somebody. Now you get to beautiful. thought of, well, is that person even replying to my text right now? Is this Cody replying to me or is this chat GPT? It's like when you get that automated response.

Who replied to my email here? Yeah, I don't, I don't know like that. I don't love it. I don't love that. We can't remove all human interaction. No. ChatGPT has now launched Apple Messages integration on Mac, allowing it to access your entire message history and send text messages on your behalf.

Essentially, this new feature launched by OpenAI will allow the chatbot to conduct actions within Apple messages app. ChatGBTGBT, GBT will be able to read your messages, we'll be able to write your messages, will be able to actually hit send on your messages. Which I think is very dangerous. I just, yeah, I don't know, that's... It was going to happen eventually, but it's just not... You can't remove yourself from living a human life, guys. Yeah, it's not like, like, I get people are busy, but this is one of those.

where if you're so busy that you're allowing somebody, a computer to be you to respond to things in everyday life, take a step back. Yeah, man. Figure out your life. Yeah. Dude, it's so busy. I got to have chat, GPT, respond to my text and email.

And emails and makes phone calls and responds to me to put those social media for me. Like, oh, yeah, it's such a great. And then at the end of the day, what? You get a summary of who you've interacted with throughout the day. That sounds dystopian. hellish. Oh, look what I did today. Oh, Cody and I had a great conversation at 11 a.m. it looks like. Look at that. Oh, the

AIMedia said that I would pick up my whole family and take him out for dinner three hours ago. Yeah. I don't know. That, I don't like that. Just be more careful of this stuff, friends. It just seems for ways for people to be more neglectful. Yeah. That are already neglectful. Yeah. Just be careful of this stuff. I think it's got

good uses. I think it's got bad uses. But, yeah, we're just waiting to see some rich white guy. That's all I can picture is just some rich office guy. You're like, well, I have to use this. Well, and it's also the backlash you've talked about. They can't avoid it much longer. All these companies fired humans thinking that AI could replace them. It turned out AI costs more money than the humans.

Now they're stuck. Now they're stuck. And now they're screwed, but they all wanted to save money. It's a slippery slope. And I think that it's good that we see it early on instead of, you know, five years from now when it's too late. I mean, it is unfortunate that they're pouring, everybody's pouring every penny they have into it now.

It's like, do you not know history? Yeah, right? We've lived through this a bunch of times, guys. In like four or five years, this is either going to not be here or be something completely different. Babe, babe. Okay. Babe, I didn't send those nudes.

That was chat GPG, babe. Yeah. I didn't do that. It found in my, in my computer. It fabricated my weiner and then it sent it to multiple women, of course. I don't want to tell you. I didn't do that. That's where I've been trying to figure out of hell to get this off of here.

I'm like, get it out of here, dude. Get it on here. It's 100.91065 K-Rock. CocoaBus Night. Twitch.com. Twitch.com. I love the show. Show too dangerous for the radio wave.

So we do it on the internet. And I saw that camera. So I'll try the one I use it. Debbie's doby Dungeon, see how the look of it. You want to be mobile? Don't be moving around, mobile? Yeah, that way I can. Are you able to see chat somehow? Oh, yeah, well, yes, because I can still just use, I can just use

the laptop for it. Yeah, do whatever you want, man, go nuts. I forgot that it's a little different. I don't care, it is a little different, but it's fun. Yeah, yeah, we're all talking in chat about how terribly sounds like there was a FedEx driver that was hitting your Camden. I will just say, yeah, there's got to be some, there's got to be a better way to do these deliveries. Yeah, that's just

I have nothing but simply for your delivery drivers. I know it's a tough job and you're required. You're expected to get a lot done. Yes. But there's got to be a balance. I feel like everyone's being very unsafe right now. It's got to come from the top. It's got to come from the top.

It won't. But yeah, because again. Because I hear all the horror stories from Amazon where it's like it cost Jeff Bezos eight cents for this guy to pull into a driveway. They Googled how you're not supposed to take left turns because it costs or whatever the hell. And again, like I said, I get. get it, that, you know, there's all the different things. And like 80s that people are dicks about pulling into driveways. Then that's when you got to just, you can't use rando driveways.

No, it's got to be the person. Ordering from Amazon, you can't be mad if someone pulls in a driveway to bring you your Amazon. Right, right, right, right. But I could see then that guy then using somebody else's driveway to turn around. And then that old man is, I'm pissed off. I'm sick of you. Amazon driver dropping stuff off. And that else they're using my driveway to back out of.

Because that, some people get shot, unfortunately. Susan, I'm not just going after Amazon. I'm saying the UPS trucks are pulling over on the side. They're all, UPS, FedEx. They're all doing it. Now, we're just saying that's, it's just more prevalent now because everyone's buying, it's just more prevalent now because everyone's getting deliveries.

And it's going to get worse and worse because everything is buying online. So it's just, I see more Amazon trucks than I do. I see a lot of UPS trucks still, I guess. It's just what you, that's the broad term, but Amazon is Amazon. Because it's just, I can't, I get some situations, but some have to be. There's got to be some weird law of, like, I don't know, they've got to be safer. I don't. I have no idea because it just.

We're just asking questions. Because it can't be safe to when we're going up Velasco on that hill and there's the blind spots. And the Amazon driver at the very last second pops that directional, immediately pulls over the side of the road, immediately stops. And now there's all these cars that are going trying to go up a hill and there's cars trying to come down a hill and there's blind spots. And if you go around that Amazon driver, you got to hope that your blind spot is better than you think it is because you're going to get nailed. Well, and I live in Oswego County, so we've got all these back country roads. And sometimes, you know, you see these cars trying to go around the delivery truck and they have to go into oncoming traffic. It's just there's got to be a better delivery system.

I don't want the delivery drivers to be injured. I don't want pedestrians to be injured. I want to find a safer way. I want everybody to be careful. I get nervous. Yes. You're a James Bond guy, right? The middle ones.

I didn't really care for the... What's his name? Daniel Craig ones. You didn't like him? And I didn't watch a ton of the strong condom. I watched the Pierce Bronson. We're awesome.

Those ones I watched. Susan, I mentioned Jeff Bezos because I don't like Jeff Bezos. That's why I mentioned him. I don't know who owns UPS. He could be a scumbag too. I don't know. I'd be happy to.

So they're going to look into the next, who's going to be the next James Bond? And... I thought it was Idris Alba. Is it? Oh, I thought they were doing... The hunt for the next James Bond continues, according to page six,

they are down to six candidates. I don't know any of them. I don't know any of these actors. Let me see. First of all, first of all, the video game is incredible. Thank you, Malloy, for that birthday gift. If you have not played the Bond video game,

oh my God, it's so good. It's toy. Oh, my God, it's so good. All right. after Chris Pratt comes. Chris Pratt will be first. No, obviously. Oh, Idris said he's going to be too old.

Jack Barton from Poor Things and Heart Stopper. Jack, let me see. I want to see these guys what they look like. All right, he's a good-looking guy. I don't know him enough. Mm-hmm. So I have to reserve judgment, but okay. Jacob Allorty, he was in Euphoria.

Everybody knows who he is. I don't know who he is. He also did Frankenstein and Saltburn. Handsome, is he handsome? But he's like that. Like, can't you see him like doing like Spy things or whatever? Dumb question.

Does James Bond need to have a British accent? That's the story, right? He can't be American, right? I'm sure they could, they'd figure out a way to be like, uh-oh, he's been living in America. We know American James Bond. All right. Paul Mescal.

Sounds familiar. Look him up. I know Pedro Pascal. I don't know Paul Mesk. I do like this guy. Let me see him. Oh, I like him. I do like that guy.

I don't know about Bonnie. He looks more Bond villain. I can see Bond. Okay. Callum Turner. C-A-L-U-M-T Turner. That sounds very familiar. British actor.

MI6 is in London, so that does kind of... Let me see him. Let me see him. Not that first picture. Yeah, he looks dope. That first picture. I don't like Kim as Bond. Yeah, I don't know who this is, though.

I don't like him. I don't know. Jack Lodin from Dunkirk and Pride and Prejudice, the TV series. Jack Loden, L-O-W-D-E-N, no. It looks like Simon Pegg. Let me see him. Yeah, that ain't a Bond. You ain't Bond, bud.

Sorry, bud, you're not Bond. And then finally Harris Dickinson. Which means he'll be Bond. Yeah, right, from the Iron Claw. Harris Dickinson, from the Iron Claw. Did you watch that movie? Why is this not going on? No.

Hambo, did you watch the Iron Claw? Yeah, remember it's about the wrestling family. Oh, no, I forgot. I forgot all about it. It's the Von Ericks, right? It's about the Von Erick's. Yeah. Let me see him.

Harry Dickinson. Bond villain. Yeah, he'd have to be a Bond villain. I don't like him for Bond either. So it's that first guy then, right? Jack Barton? Right? Yeah, Jack Barton.

Seems like that, him or the, who was the second one? Jacob Allorty. Show me Jacob Allorty real quick. I think I'm. I think I'm picking him. Yeah, he's so handsome. I like the handsome. I like that he could look serious, handsome.

Is he British or is he American? Uh, but, but, but, but, but, uh, Australian. Oh, he could do it. Perfect, Symax. Okay, he could do it. Symex. All right, then I say Jacob Allorty for the next bond. If, if they call us.

Not Chris Pratt. If not Chris Pratt, yeah. Then, Avi. I don't know why. Certain somebody's name more than on this list. I don't understand. he could grow hair on his cheeks and a little on his upper lip. Who are you talking about?

Chris Pratt. Oh, no, I was talking about somebody who could be a killer. Jason Statham isn't going to even talk to? I'm told to be James Bond. I ask you a question. But I'm also a killer. I'm afraid to even ask this question. If you ask me and I don't like it, I'll become a killer.

Is Jason Statham a bad actor? Yes. Well, it's not. The more we talk about Jason's Day, the other than I love action movies. It's not my fault. I only have to do one thing, and it's talk about how I'm very angry, but I'm a certain profession. Yeah, like I'm starting to gather. Like, we do it as a bit that he's a janitor, but he's also a killer.

He's a daycare worker. That is the act. That's the gimmick. He was good in, um. I know. Be careful. He is a killer. Um, oh my God.

What the hell? I can't remember names for things. Uh, snatch. I love. That's one of my favorite. Was he a good, you love Snatch. Yeah,

was he a good actor in it? He was pretty good. I mean, it was like the first thing I think I'd ever seen him in. But yeah, now it's just, you better be careful,

I'm a becky, bud, I'm gonna sting you if you're getting me way. And I'm also a kid. That's why I don't think he can be Bond because he can't have, he'd be James Bond.

Where's the boom? He can't be one thing, but I'm also James Bond. Yeah, he's just kind of more straightforward. Mm-hmm. All right. not going to be sneaking around. Mm-hmm.

All right. I'm just going to kill you. I'm a killer. Listen. Da-na, don't know. 7 o'clock tonight on our Twitch channel or just go to the show. Dot FM to watch Coco Puffs tonight presented by Joe's Buds 46, 56, Ananaga Boulevard. They got got good good.

We can't talk about on the radio, but they got that good, good. We got some phone stuff. So just proving, you asked me earlier in the morning and I have the answers for you, just proving that Dolly was the bad. bitch in the game. Prove it. She did have a roadmap of planned projects for her team. That's cool.

I mean, it seems like she was very well planned out. She had all of her stuff. She had the, her nephew? She said right. Her nephew was the head of security. He was the one that made the video. Right?

Like, she had everything in place. I did, it's not in my story here, but I did see that she locked up a song to be released on her 100th birthday, so 20 years, basically. That's crazy. Which I will, I'll be dead by that. I'll never see it.

You also asked yesterday, while I was playing 9 to 5, you said has anybody released a cup of ambition coffee? Yeah. Dolly does. She did? September 29th. It's coming up. Oh, really?

She's going to. I did have a showbrough message to me yesterday that if you went to one of her travel stops, you could buy it there. So it already exists at the travel stops, cup of ambition coffee. Because I mean, that's, as far as this goes with marketing for her, that's why would you know? Perfect. So here's the breakdown. Of what Dolly laid out, as her longtime manager said,

she literally worked up until the day she died. She loved seeing her dreams come to life and loved knowing her work brought people joy. Many projects were in various stages of developments. That's cool. So Dolly's Tennessee and Travel Stop. Tennessee and Travel Stop. Oh, yeah. Remember I had the song?

Yep. It'll celebrate National Truck Driver Appreciation Week beginning September 13th. Her husband, Carl, was a truck driver. You know that? Oh, okay. He drove truck this whole time. He's just out in the boat driving truck. Dally Parton's out there making money.

Yeah. Now, as a man whose wife is the primary earner in his home, I respect my boy Carl. Not me. You are the sole provider. Damn right, my house. You're the sole provider. Hell yeah. No, Carl would drive truck.

I don't know how long he drove truck, but she was definitely famous and he still drove truck. That's cool. And he was just out there in the world. You may have run into Carl at a truck stop if you're a truck driver because he drove for years and years. I wonder if he's able to ever ever able to use that to get him out of something. I'm Dolly Parton's husband. Or just like you're down in the deep south or something and you want to get yourself some breakfast. We're all out of that.

Are you sure? Because I'm Dolly Parton's husband, Carl. I think in the same conspiracy world of, did you know Mr. Rogers had sleeve tattoos? He did not. Yeah, he did not. And he was in the Marines. He was not. He gave the finger in that one.

thing. I learned last night that Mr. Wizard was a World War II fighter pilot. That is true. And they fought each other? He fought in more battles. Not to go, I'm way off topic now. There's a YouTube series called Dial Up Days, and they basically make little mini documentaries about everything of my childhood, so I watch it.

And then I send it to my cousin Jay, and I say, Cousin Jay, watch this one about this. So that we can just relive our youths. And I watched the Mr. Wizard episode last night. Yeah. He was a legit World War II pilot who fought, and I might be wrong, in like 16, battles. Like the dude saw combat. That's crazy. He was a World War II flying ace.

He was not a scientist. He just had an interest in science. So he would do this thing. So let him just come on to be in two steermans. He wanted to be an actor, I guess. So he was doing acting and then World War II broke out and he became a fighter pilot.

And then he gets out of the service. He moves back to some town and starts doing it. He's like, I want to do a show for kids. Yeah. I like science, but I need scientists. So he would have like science advisors there with him.

Yeah. And they would teach him the science and then he'd go on and do the demonstrations. Mr. Wizard. Yeah, the story of Mr. Wizard's crazy. Back in the day, I didn't really like that show. If it was on, it'd be like, this is on now instead. One's Lassie.

Because it was on early. And they made a point, and I want educators to chime in on this. They made a point that Mr. Wizard kind of comes off like a dick. Because of the way he talks. I don't know if you remember it. No, I don't. But, like, he would do a thing as, like, a child of the early, you know, 1940s, 50s, whatever. He would do a thing where he would ask the kid a question.

Yeah. And if the kid was wrong, he would say, you're wrong. Or he would just say, you're right, but not for the right reason. And the people in the video were like, because back then educators wanted the children to come up to their level. Yes. We didn't speak down to children. No. Like back and my day.

Back in my day. There's plenty of opinions on that. I just wonder, was that good or bad? I'd prefer it. I don't know. And it's about Mr. Wizard talk. Back to Dolly's timeline of projects. She lined up before she passed away.

Dolly Dolls will be available on September 15th. She's got a line of dolls coming out. Okay. The Songteller Hotel and Dolly's Life of Many Colors Museum will have their grand opening on September 29th in Nashville. Well, cup of ambition coffee will launch the same day online. That's got to suck for, you know, because you know there's somebody out there for either the coffee thing

or the museum that were like, no, let's capitalize on this or whatever and do it like, you know, July, America, 250th. Let's do it then. They were convinced to put it off. No, let's do it in July. We could get Dolly here. Like, no, we'll do in September, right at the end of September. That's true.

Now somewhere that guy's like, what did I say? Thanks. What did I say? Dolly on the holly will be coming out this holiday season. It is a variation of the elf on the shelf. Dolly, a true original musical, will be coming to Broadway as far as December. Preview start December, opening night January 19th. 9 to 5, the jewelry collection with Kendra Scott coming out in January.

Dolly's dog treats early next year. year. All right. Starting to get a little bit on the, on the kiss level here. I'm at least thankful that Dolly did this. Meaning, Dolly didn't pass away and then all,

like her family's milking her name. But like, I don't know, you're gonna get your pancakes and frosting and regular cakes at Walmart. Yeah. Dog treats. There's bedding and home decor coming on next year.

There's a Dolly Avatar show she had talked about. There's a musical documentary. There's a docu- series. There's an animated Billy the kid's series. She's got a children's book thing coming out. Oh, God. I get kind of striking all the iron's hot because in a couple years, it'll not be

as, you know, people are still obviously going to be all about it for Dolly, but it'll be a little less. So they're going to strike now. All these things are on there but they're probably bookmarked for like the next 20 years and we're like, and we're doing this tomorrow and this next day and this

Thursday and this Friday, Saturday, Sunday okay and then we're going to have this come out next week. Oh, we're going to do two weeks worth this time. Dolly buzz balls and beat boxes. Come into your local Walgreens. 90s at 9. We'll kick off of some Everclear. We'll play a little golf.

Trying to find me. Jump into twitch. tv slash the show or the show. com. Cody, be back there 7 o'clock tonight. You get over there and you wait. All right?

It's your week with me. Oh, okay. Oh, I know. It's summer. And oh, Gary's got a boat. Too bad. I don't got a boat. I got a one-bedroom apartment.

You're going to be there tonight. And you're going to sit there and I'm going to go back to, I'm going to go to bed. Sit on the couch. You sit on the couch and watch your programs. Don't have the TV too loud. All right. Dad's drinking in his bedroom. Don't eat my cinnamon brown sugar triscuits.

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