The Show - NOT HUMAN

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

If Nicole Kidman and Keith urban can’t make it, who can? Hopefully we don’t get another visit from the fire department today. A very disturbing story out of a science class. A crazy High Strangeness with a non-human thing in North Carolina. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Thank you, Mama Mac. Renewing that summit witch.

Just telling Cody, man, it was just a perfect. I know we say this a lot. Still. It was just a cocoon of cold air and warm blankets last night. These are my favorite nights to sleep. Yep. And I had to get up and do this stupid thing for you. What the?

I could still be in my bed right now. Nope, that's why I don't. There's no snooze. No, I don't snooze. I get up. You just got to do it. Nope. There's no.

There's no dilly dally. There's no dilly dally. There's no shenanigans. Let's get going. I get up and I immediately get into the shower. Ahoy, hoy, everybody. Have a Tuesday. Nicole Kittman and Keith Urban can't make it, Cody.

What chance any of us have, you know? Poor Keith Urban. He doesn't know what to do. He still dresses and looks like it's 2002. I know. He doesn't know what to do. He's going to be walking around to Getsukes now with no ideas. Looking for true religion genes.

Right? Anybody want to put any manic panic in their hair? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody panic panic? I want to be like, Keith, nobody dresses that way anymore. I know, but I do. He's got them, like, flared out jeans.

He has the boot cut jeans, and then he has, like... The shirt with the sleeves that go way, way up. Because you've got to see his tribals. He's got the tribals, bud. He's got that... A bunch of rings. A lot of he wearing rings. He's got that kind of highlighted hair, but it's like mom highlights.

It's like Karen hair. But from 2002, that's what every, like, emo pop punk guy would do. But he was like, I'll do it too. Well, okay, so let's see. Do the math. They've been together for 19 years. So maybe, like, when they met, that's when he locked down his style. He's like, this is what Nicole Kidman likes.

He's like, so I'm done. How I dress is how Nicole Kidman is attracted to it. The Nicole Kidman at the store said she thought I was the only one she'd ever seen that could pull this off. So, of course, I'm going to wear the true religion jeans with the Gadsuk shirt and the highlighted hair. And he definitely wears a fedora. Yep. With the safari straps. I saw him once.

He tried to roll down his arm like Fred Astaire. Yeah. He does. He has a lot of rings on. Yes. He's a phenomenal guitar player. I'll give you that. But he, uh...

Yeah, I remember when he was on today or whatever, like a year or so ago. And he was still very much. Kate Urban. Is he a short king? I think he is. How tall is? A couple of them are. Keith

Urban He might not be Oh he's 510 Alright But that other guy is right Isn't there's a couple of them That are a little like me Yeah you're saying the other guy

And I know who you're talking about But I can't Yeah see we both know Keith Urban but not Keith Urban The other guy Who's the other guy Who's the other guy Kenny Chesney

He's short twoish right But not him either There's another guy There's another one There is another one We both know what we're talking about There is another one You all know what we're talking about

you know the other guy I can't I can like picture them walking and that's all I can do no songs nothing I don't know any of other songs but I can't picture me even sing it I'm just gonna Google short

yeah short country singers country singers and there's that one that's like 5, 6 well there's little Jimmy Dickens may you rest in peace wait what little Brad Paisley

he's a little guy who else he's 5-9 no there's other guys that are shorter I only got little Jimmy Dickens Kenny Chesney's five, six, and maybe that's what we were thinking of. Maybe it was him that I'm thinking of.

Little Jimmy Dickens. We saw him live at the Grand Ole Opry many years ago. You did? Yeah. Yeah, we went to the Opry just because we went on a family trip to Nashville, and you just go to the Opry and you just go see whatever show was that night. He was just there? And that was a little Jimmy Dickens night.

I don't know who else was there. Somebody else was there that I liked, but then it was the big deal that little Jimmy Dickens came out, and he liked to wear those rhinestone suits on knees. adorable. He is a tiny little fellow. Well, we are here on a Tuesday. Lots to get to on a Tuesday. Of course, I'll do a little high strangeness in about an hour. Get you some creepy stories.

I'm scared. Just Twitch today because I think YouTube's a bastard. As much as I appreciate the Syracuse Fire Department, I hope we don't see you today. I really would like to go a day without seeing the Syracuse Fire Department. A bunch of I like you guys and I like the wee-woo's there. I feel bad when they have to come here because the homeless people here can't not set things on fire behind the buildings. You weren't here towards the end of yesterday's show.

The new trend behind our building is two light fires underneath the bridge. There's been at least five of them that I can count. In the last month. Because it started with Oasis. We came back that morning and we're like, oh, there's a fire there. Something's on fire and they were having a little campfire back there. They did it almost every other day for a while. And then yesterday, when I got here, so by like around five, I smelled smoke, but didn't see it.

And I did a lap around the building and then. You did a lap. See what was real. Nothing was real. By the time our coworkers got here around eight, it was a full on fire. And the department had to come back. You could see the fire department pull up and were like, uh-oh, what happened? Yeah.

Open up that door. And it's one of those where it's like very convenient for CSX to go, no, nobody do anything with that. That is our property until we have to worry about it. I don't know. But if there's something going, no, that's our property. Well, unless there's something going on, in which case then it's the biggest blind eye you ever done to insured. So we'll see if our friends from the fire department have to stop by today.

I certainly hope they don't. Okay? I hope they do. Because they're muscular, big, big strong men. This is a wild story that's going to disturb a lot of people. and it disturbs me. Okay. But I also feel like if you're in the advanced animal science class,

you should be ready for stuff like this. I don't know. You don't. All right. So a teacher is under investigation, and I should probably get, let me give a little trigger warning here. Okay.

Because this is really, really disturbing. Okay. If you just like love animals and cats, just come back in like five. minutes. You don't want to hear this story. Did somebody pull a Phoenix? Well, it's funny that you say that. Science teacher.

Because at least mine was already dead. Supposedly. Cody's referencing in high school I was never in any advanced classes at all. Okay? So I never got

to do, my wife was one of the gifted students. She got to do all of like the AP. Yes. And she'd go to like, in the summertime, my wife would go and do extra glasses, dude. What a nerd. Like up in Oswego, like the advanced and gifted kids. Oh, my God.

Me and Caroling herself and her future. Me and Carol Brown were building jumps on light and fires. Damn right. Good luck, nerds. But Cody's referencing at some point, I don't remember what grade it was. It must have been high school. We were doing dissections in biology. and we were doing fetal pigs.

And it was really disturbing. That I remember. But that was good for everybody. Everybody was doing fetal pigs. Seeing that, we all remember. But then, now the 99.9% of us are about to back up with their hands up and go, whoa, no. And then at some point, you could sign up to come to the after school one where they were going to dissect the cat. And one of the famous lines I've said on the air was, are you going to stay after for the cat?

Because there were a couple of my friends that stayed after for the cat. Because we're not necessarily sure this was a... And this was Phoenix, so I don't know. This could have not been sanctioned at all. A legit deal. An advanced animal science teacher at Alvert High School in Texas is facing investigation after... All right, and I'm going to say this again. Trigger warning for animal lovers.

Come back. Zundar investigation after feeding a weak old kitten to a... snake in her classroom. Superintendent Randy Brown confirmed the unnamed educator fed a kitten to a snake before the start of the school day and I guess outside of the presence of the students. So then how do we know about it? Somebody saw it. Yikes.

I mean. The teacher had four kittens born to her cat. Oh, man. I guess one of the kittens. It says ailing in this story. Was it sick or something? She brought it to feed to the snake. If it was dead, I don't care as...

Or me. It's just food for a snake at that point. But if it's alive, even if it's sick, that's sick. Yeah. I get nature has to do nature stuff, but can you do it outside of school? Or if you want to, like, have it out, like, you can take it to the vet, and then if they somehow were like, Yeah, go ahead.

But a parent reported the incident to the police, an animal control. Brown, the superintendent, called the teacher an experienced educator and an animal lover. Who apologized and removed all the snakes from her classroom. Snakes? Multiple. Well, it's an advanced animal science class. She's probably got a lot of tanks and cages and stuff. And I know you're all saying like, that's messed up, that's messed up.

But I feel like I don't know how to justify this. If it was dead, okay. Yeah. Any other circumstance. I'm out. Yeah.

Whatever weird is you want to do at your house with whatever is still, I don't want to know and not cool, but I mean, if it's dead. The snake's got to eat, I get it. If it's dead. And if the kitten was all right, it was dead. Okay, I can be down with it. But to Cody's point, if you could have saved the kitten or something, man.

Because it's not like a snake is, it's not like that's going to be a quick death. You know what I mean? No. It's either going to squeeze the bish out of you or I don't, I don't, sure it wasn't a venom one or whatever. But you know what I mean? Like, eh. It's like, this is too advanced for high school, in my opinion. Well, it's not, it's, there's, what's the science?

I don't think there was. I think that she just had to feed her snake. That's what I mean. Like, okay, it's advanced science. What's the science? You know what I mean? Like, you're not doing science stuff. There's no...

Watch how crazy this snake goes when it gets to eat a cat. I think that she probably just had to feed the snake. She had a litter of kittens at home. I'm assuming here. That's what she said. The cat is in her home. One of the kittens was maybe, like, had like three eyes or something. I don't know.

I'm justifying them. Oh, I want a three-eyed cat. But maybe they, like, brought the kitten in to feed. And she did it before the students were there. But then how do the parents know? Because that's, remember back in the day, there's always some people. There's always just kids. What are they doing in here?

Yeah. Yeah, I see that. Yeah. All right. Thank you, tips. All right. K-rock, text line 315, 3,364, 1009. You guys staying after to do the cat, or?

This Saturday is the big day. We will be out at Frightmare farms and pormo. I got scared even just thinking about it, right? I mean, scared of Pete a little. Like we said, we will attempt to stream it to our Twitch channel, but your odds are better if you just come out because we're out in Palermo, and the connection's not great. And it's probably going to be dark, so the visuals won't be much.

That's the thing is that you always have a good connection. It's just that we're not going to, you know, you know. Yeah, there's nothing you can do. You're not going to see much. So it's better off coming out. Well, if not, it's for a good, like, put it on in the background of your Saturday. keep tabs on us because fun stuff does happen. Chat up and out.

You'll definitely hear some screams. Yes, you definitely hear stuff. Maybe you'll see Cody fall out of a tree again. Who knows? I might fall out of a tree again. Always a good chance. You never know. That was a-

He's going to fall out of a tree. That was a fun highlight. Have you been following the Colonel Sanders drama? You don't do much TikTok. Yeah, no, no, because him's dead. He is dead, but his great, great, great nephew is not. And I saw this a couple of, weeks ago and I guess it's getting national attention now.

They're about to give out the chicken recipe. Oh. Because he's mad. Oh. Because he got blocked. What? Well, it's a guy on TikTok that goes by real Colonel Sanders. He claims to be the great, great, great nephew of the Colonel Sanders.

Okay. And I watched a couple of his videos last week and I guess like he knows the real recipe and him and his family want to open up like a chicken restaurant, I guess. he's been at this for years. KFC is sick of him. Okay. He believes the brand has spent the last, this is true.

Remember when they would make those commercials of like sexy Colonel Sanders? Yep. That's what pissed him off. Really? He says the brand has spent decades sexualizing Colonel Sanders in its marketing campaigns and he doesn't like it.

Does he know that his great, great, Great Grandpa was not an actual colonel. Does he, is he aware of that? He's not like sullying the rank of chicken captain. Chicken captain. You know what I mean? Like, sorry, bud. You're taking this a little too far.

Well, he's mad about it. Because I'd buy that seasoning, Toot Sweet. It's a whole process. It's not even just like as simple as the seasoning. When you hear the recipe, you need like a double boiler and stuff, like the way they make their, chicken. Yeah, yeah, it's hard to make, but I want the, I want pressure cooker. I don't know what it is. I want those, yeah, they have that cool, like, that cooking looking thing that cooks it real nice.

No, I want the, what is it, 11 or 13 or whatever those, I just want to know all your spices. I know it's nothing. Herbs and spices. Because you can Google it, and it's readily available, like the, isn't like the secret, over there, tampering. Isn't like the secret, like white pepper or something like that? Let's go through it. Because I use a lot of white pepper.

Let's go through it, dude. as the real Colonel Sanders clearly annoyed the KFC company because the KFC brand is not a company anymore. Guys, all these corporations just buy everything up. It's the YUM brands. They bought up KFC, Taco Bell, all of them. Just some rich, douchey white guy sitting around,

How can I make more money off of these? Companies don't have personality anymore. It exists for share, shareholder value. That's it. Nobody at KFC really cares about the kernel or anything to do with the kernel. No. They want to increase shareholder value.

That's why. Other than the likeness that is the colonel. And their property and don't touch the likeness. They're not out to show us the good side of him being a steam engine stoker or a filling station operator on point in his life. Was he really? Are you looking at his bio there? Yeah. What was his name?

Something Sanders. What was his first name? Colonel Sanders. Oh, but what was his real first? Oh, wasn't it like Harlan or something? Harlan, yeah, I think it was Harlan, right? Why is it? No, I don't see it.

Yeah, yeah, Harlan. Harlan Sanders. Yep. So the guy got mad because KFC started blocking him on social media because, dude, by the way, you're just being annoying. Like, I'm sorry that you're mad. They're sexualizing a brand, but your family sold this off to the young brands. Be mad at your...

Whoever, yeah. In your family, that was like, no, we're done with this. selling it off. So he said, all right, I'm going to leak the recipe, and he did. He gave it to you. Kentucky Fried Chicken has blocked me on social media. For those who are new, I'm Colonel Sanders' great, great, great nephew. I'm the last Sanders in his family line. Over the last decade, they have sexualized my uncle for marketing purposes. They have encouraged fans to sexualize him as well. My response to Kentucky Fried Chicken blocking me is, do you want to know how to make their chicken? Is he using a stranger? Yeah. Generally, their chicken. This recipe I put together

through facts. So let Kentucky Fried Chicken deny this. If they do, I'll say, prove it. I have facts and receipts back up my recipe. Show us what yours is.

Here's the recipe, if you want to know. Do they soak it in milk like I do? The 11 KFC chicken spices are sage garlic powder, cardamomom. Yep.

Chyenne. Yep. Cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, coriander, ginger, white pepper, black pepper. And then he gives the process of like how you got to use that the fancy thing. Yeah, if you don't have one of those cookers, you're obviously not

going to make Kentucky Fried Chicken like that. But I mean, all you need is that right there, those spices. And it gets you get you pretty damn close. He says, like in one of his other videos I watched, like him and his family know, I guess like the KFC we eat now, isn't really the original KFC and he wants to open his own restaurant. The problem is though, is that, one, yeah, whatever. Harvey, whatever restaurant he opens,

if it's even close, it'll be great. Yeah, because guess what? Fry chicken's great. Yeah, that's phenomenal. Yeah. And here's the other thing. That's good chicken. That's damn good chicken.

No one's going to care about the KFC part of it because KFC is still great. It's not like KFC is trash or anything. No. It's only trash when they get rid of the potato wedges, even so then all those are back, so everything is okay between us. But if you hurt me again, KFC.

Yeah. Because I miss the chicken medals. I know you do. I love a little chicken little. But to that point, people are still going to go to KFC. Yeah. Because you know what's a pain in the ass is combining all of those spices, getting the things you need at home to make the KFC,

when you can just go down and get a bucket for $6.99. It really is, because that is annoying when you're doing the chickens and you're tasting your spices and you're like, I'm going to do this. And then you've got to get the whole thing of eggs. And then you've got to get the milk in your breading. And then, you know what I mean? You got to have like eight different bowls. It's a mess.

That's the one thing I haven't done yet. Tendies, yes, but like fried chicken, I have not yet attempted. Shout out to the Cicero KFC. You guys are. Oh, it's always a treat going to KFC over there. Someday. I'll get a spicy chicken sandwich. Someday you will.

Cody has never got a spicy chicken damage. I stopped even. Well, I don't live over there now, but there was that fun time for a little while when they must have known that my belly is sensitive because they would refuse. Oh, they wouldn't do it. No. You cannot have it. You cannot have it.

How many times I ordered it. I stopped over there recently. I'm not picking on them. No, I love them. It's just... Because I still go. It's delicious. That location just is a quirky location.

It's hard. That whole street is disaster. There's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. So I go over there last week or what... I think I went to East Coast Emeralds

and then I went that way to get out 481. I was like, I'm going to get me a chicken sandwich. And I don't just get one chicken sandwich. And I don't just get one chicken sandwich. I got to get two. three. So I get two chicken sandwiches.

And I texted Cody this. One of them was just the heel parts of the bun. Yeah. And the other one was just the crown part to the bun. Clearly they put out two buns. Yeah. And they just did.

And then one. And I opened the first one and it was just the heels. Bottom, top and bottom was heels. And I go, I got a feeling I know where the second sandwiches go. That second one, though, would blow your balls on your, I wasn't mad at it. Look at it. Look at this.

Can I request this? Look at this one. Gotta get one for the word. Here and out. Like, I just have to wonder, does anybody, does anybody talk? Like, it doesn't seem like our construction departments talk to each other this whole summer. Like, our highway departments, like towns were doing construction. But then the state was doing construction.

Yeah. No, it's, like I was saying, on Twitter and what sucks is that despite all of that mishapen miscommunication yesterday and somebody in some poor office spent like a month being like all right I communicated with this side

I communicated with this side I communicated with city hall I communicated with this boss this boss and this boss they all know you guys both know that on this day this time we were doing this right and you did probably eight different confirmation emails

and then within 30 seconds to put up who's this person package And then that poor person in that office is like, oh, my God. What we're talking about is the suspicious box that prompted the evacuation of City Hall yesterday. It's just a noise monitoring device. It looks like a trail cam from one angle. It's not a trail cam. It was like a waterproof box.

It has a microphone duct tape to it. So I guess monitor sound. And like Cody said, probably some 28-year-old sent 30 emails to every department being like, hey, guys, just following up. We're going to be putting that monitoring device up just so you guys know. Couldn't we up? Please don't take it down. Don't take it down.

Yep. Yep. No problem. Yep. No problem. Sister points out it's been up since last Thursday. So it took several days. And then...

To find it. And then you were in the area yesterday. And yesterday, they said they found it at 1155. I can show you my bank receipt. I was there at 1204 at that key bank. I was because there was people in front of me at the outside one there. So I'm just standing there. And I literally, I was talking with the two gentlemen that were

waiting and I was like protest up there or something what's going on and they were like oh I don't even know I don't think there's a protest maybe though because it's you know city hall or whatever we kept watching kept watching and then you know like five minutes later I got in my car and drove that way and took a right at the building that's blocked off yeah and by the way in case you curious to who sent those emails it was our girl Tanisha who is the spokesperson I saw her outside she said quote the city of Syracuse was notified and approved the installation of these noise monitors and were provided with the general locations of where they would be placed. No, I saw her outside standing in the road and I wanted to beep and wave and I was like,

I don't remember why. No, we love Sanisha. She was great, but. But right, it's, she got one of those sick communication spokesperson jobs. We went to school for broadcasting in mass communications. I know all about interpersonal, intrapersonal. Right? I know all about those things and how you communicate in an office setting.

I can do a job. How come everybody is getting offered those jobs but us? We're the suckers still on the radio. I'll do it. Be the railroad spokesman for the part of the railroad cars that are spray painted. Unless they go back and hear you complaining about CSX just earlier on today's show. So maybe they won't give you that job. Then I'm going to be the liaison between TV people go on.

to get their spokesperson jobs. Tunisia went and got a spokesperson job. What do we get a spokesperson job? I want to speak person. The city of Syracuse was notified, quote, there has been communication over quite a bit of time between the New York State DOT and city officials as to where these devices would be placed.

So yes, everybody was supposed to know about this. I wonder what... But this one caught him by surprise. I wonder what one... Four days after it went up. I wonder what one person completely. They had to... Excuse me.

There's a suspicious thing out there. Excuse me. I see duct tape on a microphone. Our boy Ben Walsh said it was quickly determined the box was just a sound monitoring device. Ben love you. But it wasn't quickly determined. It was stated weeks ago in the emails. It wasn't like you had to solve a riddle.

Tanisha says she set out the emails. Oh, well. It wasn't a puzzle. Officials then began reaching out to various incommission. departments as well as local research institutions to see who owned the box. It was in your email. Yeah, but. It was in your email.

Yeah, but let me ask you this. Was it anything to do with Ryan's house of fish fun? There was no fish fun, yeah. Well, I'm glad we're all safe. I get it. If you see something, say something, I don't know. It should have been a pretty quick solve. But maybe they did know.

Like you said, if it was a bomb, they would have blocked it off a lot better. Yeah. They probably just went through protocol and they're like, all right, well. Yeah, here, we're going to do this. Please don't go near it. Other side of this, we're going to get into your high strangeness. This week's high strangeness really freaks me out.

And I spend a lot of time trying to debunk it because when you hear the audio, you're going to think it's fake. Okay. And it's not fake. Oh, boy. Everybody talking about it, you'll have a better idea what I mean when we get into it here after the commercials. The sheriff that they talk to is the real sheriff who's going to be talking about a 911 call they received.

And if it's fake, it's like Blair Witch Project fake. Because then everybody is in on it. Strangeness. Trying to get some special localized high strangeness for the month of October. I might have somebody come in with some local ghost. stories here. That'd be cool. That'd be Kirole. Nice.

Every Tuesday we do high strangeness. What is that? Well, it's the unexplained, the paranormal, the creepy. The mysterious. And like I just said, so some of you may have seen this video going around if you

kind of subscribe to the same creepy YouTube channels that I do or, but it's known as the Pender County 911 call. Oh, okay. So let me explain what you're going to see in this clip. You're going to see a sheriff who's talking, who's going to say this 911 call was very disturbing.

Okay? Now, the 911 call is going to, your brain is going to be like this seems fake or maybe acted or whatever. They found the guy who made the 911 call. I'm not going to play it because it doesn't really make any sense for this segment, but I'll post the whole video on our Facebook page. What I'm saying is if this is fake, it's the deepest most worked fake ever. Because the sheriff is the real sheriff.

If you go to Pender County, it's him. It's this guy. Still? Yes. Oh, okay. So he's sitting there. He would be lying on camera to his constituents if this was fake. Is you is or is you ain't.

Is you is or is you ain't my constituency. so we'll find out. All right. I'm going to play the clip. There's an extended version. Who did the... I don't have in front of me. It's like Carolina something.

I'll give them a plug here on our Facebook page. The whole video is like 15 minutes. I'll put it up on the K Rock Facebook page. The section you're going to hear is the Pender County Sheriff talking about a 911 call they received. Then I'm going to play the 911 call. And then he's going to come back and explain kind of what happened after the Okay.

Oh boy. If you want to jump in Twitch, I'm showing the video as well of the sheriff for your high strangeness. P.M. that evening, a call came into our 911 dispatch of an individual standing on the side of the road and it appeared to be bleeding. Now, he stated he was traveling 55 or 60 mile an hour, so I can see how traveling at that speed in the dark, it would be difficult to exactly identify what. he saw. But he stated

that it looked like a human being standing there with streaks of blood coming down. So what he's saying is the 911 caller, you're going to hear it in the clip, says, I think I just saw someone on the side of the road bleeding with blood coming down them. So he called 911. It's like anybody. You're driving in the middle of the night. You see this

weird thing. It is very hard to listen to that call to that 911 tape. And this sheriff A.W. Cutler is the real sheriff. So he'd have to be acting here if this was fake. out becoming somewhat unnerved it actually bothered me the first time that I heard it

I got dialed fast Kinder County 911 what's the address of your emergency I'm driving on 210 I just crossed the black river and I thought I saw a guy standing on the side of the road bleeding okay where are you at sir I'm on 210 I just crossed the black river I'm heading towards 53 East. I just passed Patriots Watch.

Okay, so you're over near Morse Creek? Yes. Okay. And did you, you saw a man standing on the side of the road? What was that, sir? That's not human! Are you okay, sir? There's something in the back track!

Okay, what's in the road? No, it's not in the road. It's in my truck. In the bed. There's something in the bed of your truck? Yes, ma'am. I just turned on my bedlight for my truck and there's something in my bed. Okay, sir, when you say something, what do you mean? I just knocked it off of the bed of my truck and get over my room. Okay, what was it?

According to the CAD notes and the deputy reports, this thing jumped into the back of his pickup truck and began to actually beat on the top of the cab of his truck. You could actually hear something beating on the top of the truck. The caller stated that it was beating and scratching on the top of the cab of his truck. He actually stated that he was able to engage his bedlight and was able to somewhat identify this object that was in the back of his truck. At some point he was able to slam on his brakes and the force of inertia actually threw this thing out over his hood and onto the highway. where this thing stood up in the roadway, made its way to the woodline, and disappeared in the woods. What the hell, bro?

That gave me goosebumps. I didn't expect him to, that when he goes quiet for a second. I thought it was just going to hang up. You hear the thud. Something's in the truck. Everybody's been trying to disprove this 911 call on the internet, because it sounds fake. Like, everyone sounds like they're acting. Oh, it doesn't sound, I didn't think it sounded fake at all.

Okay. Okay, good. Because to me, to me, when I first heard it, I go, oh, this guy's acting. No, it just sounded like a guy he's driving, and it's just a quiet-ass area. And some lady, what's your emergency? You know what I mean? Because, you know, they got to be calm anyway. I don't know.

I guess he engages his brakes. It flies over his truck, and then it runs into the woods. He screamed out, that's not human. That's not human. I'll post the whole thing on our Facebook page for a high strangeness today. Because the guy who made the video then goes and interviews the. guy who made the 911 call. He doesn't want to give his name and he's kind of off camera, but he recounts everything

that happened. You just heard a lot of it. Then you go in like the YouTube comments, people from that area are like sharing there. They're like, dude, we were out of this one thing and we thought, yeah. So whatever this Pender County thing in the woods is, that's a creepy call. Anyways, I'll put that up on a K-Rock Facebook page. Wow. Twitch.combe slash K-Rox, CNY.

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But no, it, like, legit, I don't know what the hell this next couple weekends are going to be bringing but with the weather, you don't know. It's going to be gorgeous. This one will sell out. This one will. Forget about us being there. At all. This will probably have, you know, the biggest crowd. Get there early because you're going to want to see all the attractions.

So get there as soon as they open up. Yep. And then we'll be scaring out there. Oh, it's literally like one of my favorite things we do all year. Game gate in the parking lot. Literally one of my favorite things. Let's go to Texas. As, well, we don't have to, but if you want to.

We come back. Let's go to Texas. Where I can see myself in this person. You know, when you got weed or drugs on you, what's the phrase they say? Be cool, man. Just act cool about it. What drugs? Be cool.

I don't have any drugs. Officers, Bryson Lewis and William Trotter. Oh my God, his name is Trotter and he rides a police horse. That's awesome. What? No, I'm laughing at that. When you said Trotter, I went. Yeah.

They are part of the department's mounted patrol unit. when they stopped a man for walking in the road rather than the sidewalk. Oh, good. Thank God. Serve and protect. I feel so much safer. They walk up to him and they notice he was acting suspicious. Yeah, because two cops on a horse just came up.

Yeah, there's a giant horse that came up. I was high. Yeah. It's not in the 1920s. What the hell? Why are you on horses? This is a city. Am I in Red Dead Redemption right now?

Yeah, where are you going, fellow? Body camera footage. Release from the first. foot traffic stop is going a little viral because I guess the cop makes a joke that he's riding a narcotic smelling horse and the guy took off. He freaked out.

He freaked out. Well, those are rare to come by. The narcotic sniffing horses. This guy probably baked. Now you're telling him that this drug can smell, this horse can smell drugs? I guess Officer Schroar made a, uh, comment that was more of a joke.

That's cool. I have a narcotic smelling horse right here. He didn't take it that way. He took it seriously. He took it seriously. And then the chase was on, I guess. But he kind of took off down the alley, and we thought he was joking. So I said, hey, stop. And then he kept running. And I said, oh, he's actually running. Somebody is silly enough to eventually run from a horse.

After we had taken him into custody, I asked him, what were you thinking running from horses? He was like, I don't know. Am I drugs? Well, and you're in a city, so I kind of assume that I, could maneuver the pavement a little bit better than a horse, but, you know, no big deal. Can you imagine that they dismount the horse? Because you've got to dismount your horse to run after this dangerous criminal.

This dangerous criminal. And then you're the other guy that comes walking around the corner. And there's just, and here's my day. And there's two horses standing on the sidewalk. Like, mm-hmm. Yeah. Do I take these now? Or is mine? It doesn't say that he had drugs on him because he probably got rid of him.

If he had any, I'm just going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and say it was probably be a little buzzed and you told me that that horse can smell drugs? I'm freaked out, man. You get my hell out of here. The hell out of here. Mm-mm. I hope they lassoed him. Joe has to that to lasso him.

I hope so. That'd be the best. Come here. Billy, wake up. Billy. Billy, wake up. Billy. Not yet.

It's now. It's today. Isn't today the last day of September? Yeah, but you don't wake them up. Wake me up when September ends. It's over. No, it's still September. For what?

I'm not going to wake up. him up now you got. So I got to let him sleep until midnight? Yeah, you got like 15 hours or whatever. Billy, go back to bed. Bill. Don't wake up yet. Billy, wake up. Billy, wake up. You don't have to wake up. Billy, wake up. You can sleep in. Wake him up in the morning. Oh, isn't that the worst?

Hey, hey, it's a snow day. You can go back to sleep. What? What? Wake up, wake up. Wake up, so go back to sleep. Go back to sleep. Huh? Mm-hmm. Wake up, wake up. Put on a little makeup. No, I do that with Elsa on weekend mornings.

When she wakes me up and be like, oh, thank you, thank you for waking me up. We don't have to wake up. We don't have to wake up. Thank you for wake me up. Just go back to sleep. Appreciate it, though. Appreciate it, though. No, my body has a, I don't need an alarm clock as weird as that is for this.

So my body just wakes up at 4 a.m. And on Saturdays it'll wake up at 4 a.m. And I'll have to be like, thank you, brain. But today is not one of those days. Be like, thanks, though. We can just go right back asleep. I don't know what Mr. Beast is. too. I think he's probably running out of ideas.

He's... Whittal he made the bees? Are we flicking talking missile fucking bees? What freaking talk is the beast went on the freaking video? He literally hit the quiddy. I guess he put a guy in a burning building. Would you risk dying for $500,000? The new Mr. Beast's challenge.

No. So now he's just like... Like just having people be like, do you maybe want to maybe do some risk enough to... your life. I'll pay you for it. What? Jimmy Donaldson, aka Mr. Beast, has faced criticism online after the video gained over 45 million views since Saturday.

Critics call the content dangerously irresponsible and dystopian. It is dystopian when people need to go into a burning building to pay their bills. Oh wait, hold on, press release. New Mr. Beast show. Real live hunger games. I can't wait. We're getting close. A bunch of people on an island.

Last one to outlive everyone else gets a million dollars. Like, I don't follow Mr. Mistob Beast. But is this like, are we seeing his downfall? Is this the end? I don't know, isn't he like, I don't know the words that I, isn't he like good? He is, but it's also confusing because, I mean, he does good? Yeah. Yeah.

Because didn't somebody, doesn't what's his nuts like, call him out? And then he proved him wrong and they had to pay him money or something. Wasn't it like a... He tweeted this. Logan Paul was like, you didn't really put those things in Africa to give him water. And he's like, oh, really? And he's showing me. Somebody did that.

If you go to my Instagram, K Rock Josh, I posted it's a funny exchange. Mr. Bees tweeted, I have a pilot living in a $2.5 million private jet. And if he doesn't leave for 100 days, he keeps it. I have a cop and a criminal living in a jail cell for 100 days to win $500,000. Okay. A boy in a basement and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can't wait to upload these. Somebody commented, why doesn't the boy in the basement have a time limit, a goal, or a monetary reward?

Like the other ones, I just got a boy in a basement, no big deal. But this is what he's doing right now. There's apparently a pilot living in a jet. There's this one, which is the burning building one. There's a guy who's locked in a gym for $500,000 to lose 100 pounds. Like, this feels dystopian to me in a weird way. There's not much left. And, like, bro, you're careful.

You're going to do this whole thing where you're giving it all the way. And then you're going to go, all right, I'm done. Giving it all away. I'm going to rest comfortably now for the rest of my life and not have to, you know, be in the limelight. And then you go, oh, crap, I didn't keep any of them. Yeah, show bro, Ben says, I know a few people that have left his team because they're afraid the gravy train's about to run out. It always does. It's not sustainable.

I know that everybody likes to pick on, like, how nobody listens to the radio anymore. I like this because it's been long term. Yes. Whereas YouTube is like you'll get two or three years of a ton of money, but then what do you do with the rest of your life? I mean, I'd like a two or three years of a ton of money for sure. Could I just try that part? You know, when I say it out loud, you're right.

Guys, we're doing it right. I'll figure it out. These idiots who are just making like $500 million over a couple of years, they're the suckers. Yeah. They're the suckers. We, though. Yeah.

We got big brain thinking, right? No, no, that mini anxiety attack I have when I pay my rent and my money. All of your paycheck, yeah. But no, that's for the better good to play in the long game. Of then what I'm 65 and nowhere to having live. Then it'll all be worth it. No, you're right. I'm making a terrible case.

No, no. I'm making a terrible case. But no, I give what you mean because that is like one in a billion make a hundred thousand. It's even worse odds. Right. So I know what you mean. I talk to Just Joe about this all the time because he does all those TikToks and stuff. And I go, I don't want to have to chase an algorithm.

I don't like that if you make YouTube videos, you got to make the thumbnail a thing. And then you got to make sure you're doing things to get the algorithm. I don't like having to appease stupid algorithms. Yes. Our ideas are kind of natural. You know what I mean? So then we have an idea and it ends up as a video or we do a thing. Right.

The dirty dogs pop out. Like stuff like that Whereas those people have to like Better come up with something right now Five times a day They gotta come up with something And they gotta post it at this exact time And chase an algorithm

There's people that are great at that And there's people that enjoy that I don't enjoy that But it's not sustainable for ever It seems like it burns everybody out Yes Like I've said this before I have not ever

I've never seen a long term successful YouTuber They always burn out Yeah And I think that Mr. Beast Is probably getting close to that as long as he just, you know, keeps, you can fade out. That's fine. It's not like anyone's going to be like, or leave on your terms.

Be like, that's what I mean, yes. I've given away all this money. I'm going to retire from YouTube. Because I would feel a lot better about myself if I didn't have, you know, any ridiculous, crazy, terrible scandals involving me myself. Mm-hmm. And then I could just kind of disappear a little bit with hundreds of millions of dollars. That's a dream, man. And then, so, all right, fine, I did that.

I'll be okay with the person that's going to be like, ha, ha, remember Mr. Beast? Remember how he did all those things? And, I mean, it got a little crazy, but then he just kind of like disappeared with his millions of dollars. Yeah. Yeah, I know, right?

I know, what a sucker. But that's again. It's just the algorithm stresses me out because then you got to keep doing bigger and bigger like he's putting people on burning buildings. And he's, it's the spreading yourself thin. I think now you look up the definition and he's there.

He's there. Like he's, I got everything because and then it's, yeah, you're spreading yourself thin, but you're not even doing like top-notch things. I had his chocolate bar because, again, advertising works. If you're gonna, oh, Mr. Beast, this is the best friggin' chocolate that was in the world. It better not taste like a dollar store

thing that ends up in the dollar store. Or like he had his Mr. Beast burger that was just Red Robin. Like you'd go to Red Robin and it was there. Again, advertising works on me. Those were the worst reviewed burgers in the area, I feel like. So that's a bummer that he's putting his name on stuff that's not good. That's what I mean.

Like, you're doing like a kiss thing where it's like, no, just put my name on it to make money. Just put my name on it to make money. Yeah. Where it's like, yeah, but, or you could have a George Foreman grill and have one thing that everybody really likes what you're doing now. Like your whole spiel that Mr. Beast thing, that's your Foreman grill. You're making money off all that.

I don't need your chocolate bar. My favorite thing. And again, I'm still, TikTok is still confusing to me. I don't get it, but I like it because I like to consume the content. But my favorite thing is the TikTok star. Because like I've said on this show before,

99% of these people that get famous on TikTok are not equipped to handle fame. No. Or know how to navigate fame. No. Fame or like how to carry yourself as a public person. Just look at that goofy juggalo kid that jumps on things. Yeah, like they're not equipped for this because now we just live in a world of reality TV and everything is America's Funniest Home Videos. So my favorite thing on TikTok is always like TikTok star blows up how long until they do something when they got to post an apology video.

Like every single time someone is tagged in a TikTok comment, you click on their name. The first video is like, hey guys, I'm just going to make this video and you're like, wow. Or they just go back through their videos and go, oh, this person's not very, very good. Or like the guy that got famous and immediately said the N-word. Yeah. Like, these aren't people that are equipped for this. Oh, okay. We're learning.

They're getting to only fans. Like they'll go, like they can go in so many different directions. They'll go in an only fan's direction. But then if they go only fans and they get in trouble, then they're going to go right-wing grifter, like, you gotta follow whatever path. It's exhausting. It's insane. It's insane. Just, you know, hopefully, hopefully Mr. Beast can make it food.

He's a whole time. Things are very special for Mr. Beef him a wall. This is the band boss lady's trying to see. Oh, is it? They're down in New York City, but it's all sold out. I don't even know the format reunited. One of my favorite bands. Yeah, no, it does not ring a bell for me, fella.

Still doesn't ring a bell. They did Arizona. They did, I don't know where they were last night, but they're doing a couple nights down in New York City, and it is sold out. Well, you can book them now for $175,000, I'm sure. Probably, yeah. A lot of you probably know the singer, Nate Roos from his other band,

Fun, which had a couple of hits. A couple of them. sang with pink on that one song that came out. I love this band. I'm glad they're back. I hope they do a tour. Because that's a, that's a band I'd go see. That's not what's going on right now. They're not, it's just a couple of, a few rounds. Boss Lady was only, the first I'd heard of it was from Boss Lady. I didn't even know they reunited.

I knew about it last week. Oh, must be nice. From her. So Monopoly is back at McDonald's, baby. I'm in. I'm in too. I love. I loved it. I love the McDonald's game.

I love the Monopoly and McDonald's. I understood it was, you know, ha, no one every year. You're not going to win, blah, blah, blah. But somebody has to. I liked playing it. It was fun. The pieces were fun to get.

I always got a ton of free food. That's kind of the best chances. Yeah. I'll take a quarter pounder. I'll take a free tendi piece or whatever to hell. You got a one in five chance, which is pretty good odds, of winning a small fry, a soft drink.

Vanilla Cone, a coffee. You got a one in like 98 chance to get like the McFlurry. Like I got all the odds. They're boring, it doesn't matter. But their odds, they sound high, but they're really not. You got to figure how many McDonald's locations are there. How many people do they need to McDonald's? I always ended up getting free quarter pounders and McFlurries and stuff like that.

I mean, the free like small soft drink and stuff I never really ever did because I was like, I don't really care. But it was always fun. Uh, well, if the long as they put the pieces on stuff that I like, that's the issue. I mean, it would be on fish filets, no thanks. And I only got the Big Macs because they were tolerable. I didn't want the Big Mac. You're in luck.

You're in luck. You just got to do it through the app now. So if you order through the app, that's your digital piece or whatever. That's cool. And because legally, for those of you that don't know, you can't do something like this and force a purchase that's considered a lottery. So that's illegal. So they have to have a no purchase necessary option. I have just spent the last five minutes trying to figure out how to not purchase it, but there is a way. Let's see.

Like in the official rules, it says no purchase is necessary to win or play or win a prize. Purchase will not improve chances of winning to participate in the game. You've got to get the McDonald's app. And then I guess there's probably a way somewhere in the McDonald's app. They're not going to make it easy, by the way. The no purchase necessary thing is they want you to buy, but to stay legal, they have to offer that. So somewhere buried in that app, I guarantee you there's a way to play without buying. I'm looking.

I would imagine that once they allow, oh, here we go. Let's see, register now. So let me register. So I'll read through some of the things you could win. You're going to get a lot of like bonus points. So like a lot of the digital tickets are going to give you like, you know, your rewards points in the app. Yeah. So it's like fake money.

Essentially you win fake. But you can use it. You can use it to buy stuff. You can win an audio technique turntable button. bundle worth 500 bucks. Oh. They're going to be giving out 77-inch Samsung TVs from Best Buy. Oh, wow.

Okay. A $10,000 Lowe's shopping spree. Geez. A VIP trip for four to the Kennedy Center. Go Kennedy Space Center. Oh. I heard that is going to be out of this world. Ah. A trip for four to Universal Orlando.

Okay. A 2006 Winnebago RV Motorhome worth a quarter of a million dollars. They're giving away one of those Polaris side by sides. They're giving away one million American Airlines miles, so I guess if you want to fly around. Wow. They're going to give away in 2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee and then a bunch of like really long shot prizes,

like a vacation for four. I just want a TV and a quarter pounder. I think your chances are one in 153 million of that happening, bud. Right. Let me get that QP, bro. Joe just says in chat, our price is going up again? Is that why we're doing this? They promise to bring the value prices back down.

I think you're just going to put it on the crispy chicken sandwiches, then I'm good. CEO promise they're going to bring those prices down, and I certainly hope they do. So if you like the Monopoly game, it's back at McDonald's, baby. This Saturday. Ah! Oh, he's already practicing. He's already doing it. We will be up at Frightmare Farms in Palermo.

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Then we packed. Cody and I'll be hidden somewhere in there, scaring you. What is this? Is this our fourth year? Is our fourth year? We did it over in there, and then we were in that thing, and then we're in that other thing, and then we're in that other one,

and then we're in the other thing. So this is maybe now. Fifth or sixth, maybe, yeah. Because we were in that, weird bar room then we're in that first room with with Sinda and that little thing then we were in the scary slam the

giant door when they went to leave thing the guy that showed you his thing then we were outside last year I'm missing there's another one I had it in my head when I said it before no I think this is our fifth yeah I think you're right I wasn't Sinda our first year

yeah but then right because there was that and then the can't that like bar thing and then the what's my I feel like I'm forgetting. We're forgetting one. Doesn't matter. Either way, it's better.

It's fine. We'll be there this Saturday. Come on out. Get your scared. Scared. Well, at least, I mean, we're pretty bad drivers here in New York. I get it. There's a lot of stupid idiots on the roads.

But at least Ohio is a little stupider. You're more stupider. I don't know if you saw this going around. Skibbitty, Ohio. Skibbitty, Ohio. Oh, wait, no, Skibbitty toy. The Rizzler. Officials in a.

Ohio are pleading with Ohioans? Would it be Ohioans? Oh, Ohio. I am, man. Oh, Ohio. O'Hia, Ohio. Officials in Ohio are pleading with people to please stop stopping in the middle of the highway. Yeah, that's, they, I guess there's a problem in Ohio where there's been multiple accidents. Are they looking at something pretty? No, they just see their exit, so they just stop and then turn into their exit. The people that you see, even here that'll that'll like miss it and try to back up yeah you guys are have the biggest testicles yeah there's no excuse for putting people in harm's way just so you can avoid maybe a two or three minute detour you know just because you happen to be in the wrong lane and you don't have enough

time to get over to your exit just go to the next one we just need people to pay attention and and drive responsibly and that's not a hard ask that's an easy fix and it doesn't cost anything but it could save lives, and that's what we're trying to do here. I know, Dad. I know how to drive. That's what my life is right now. Oh, really? Because I'm teaching a 16-and-a-half-year-old how to drive.

Well, wait to winter. Slow down, bud. I'm going slow. Yep. No, wait till winter, and then you go into a parking lot and do what my daddy used to do. All right, start figuring out how to drive in the snow, and then lean over and grab the steering wheel. Like, now what do you do?

It is, I don't know if there's any other parents of teens listening right now who are trying to teach their teenager to drive. I wonder, I got to ask, I got to ask old Bobby Bunkcakes how I was learning to drive. Was I like a know everything? I know I was. As a teenager in general, I knew everything. I mean, duh. But I wonder if I was like that when it came to driving.

Because this oldest, they know it. all. Duh. You don't need to take that turn so fast. I wasn't. That's, yes. I think it's more of a matter of... You don't need to tell me anything.

Maybe because I feel so out of control. Or no, just, it's the teen thing. It's because you said it. You could have said, they could have taken it and whipped around the corner. You could have said, no, next time, give that a little gas. Yeah. And they would have been like, I know. I was taking it slow.

I was. No matter what you would have said there. No matter what you say, it's stressful because you're not in control, so that's stressful. You are trying to teach. Like, I don't think they remember, I have to say this regularly. You don't know how to drive. No. You've never driven.

I'm giving you instructions on how to drive. And you're not giving instructions. You're not being like that because you're worried about them going from right now. Like all they're doing is, okay, yes, you do know how to drive from our house. Right. To grandma's or something, right. To burn dairy, to the grocery store, back. Little.

They got motorcycles. Who is that? There's just a motorcycle. All right. That was just very loud. But you know what I mean? Like, no, we understand. Yes, you do know how to go 40 down a straight, whatever.

Yeah. You, dad, are trying to prepare you for in, I don't know what the time for miss for kids anymore. It's six months when it's whatever and you're out by yourself and, you know, there's traffic and because it's there's highways and stuff it's not always going to be this easy yes right now you're right now you're just pulling into parking spots but it's easy peasy but then you're going to need to get on the throughway someday and i got to get you ready for that and you don't want to yes because you don't want them to ever be one of those people oh no i don't i avoid the highways what like they were coming up too fast on cars when they were stopping and i would say bud

you got to start slowing down sooner it's perfect i know how to stop yep that's that's not it. I know you know how to stop. These are perfect conditions right now. These are perfect conditions right now. The roads are perfect. I need you to mentally be ready for when they're not perfect, Baud. Because the second you rear-end somebody, that's on you. That's on you. The younger you are, you're screwed. And then I'm screwed because I'm going to have my insurance go up or whatever it is.

I don't know how any of that works. You're on your own with that. I don't either. I don't want it. I don't want to find out. You're on your own with teen drivers. Yeah, Dietz in our chat says, she makes me a nervous wreck. I'm teaching my teenager the same thing. And the thing is, our oldest is a great driver. Yeah.

They're great driver. But I just, I'm preparing for, yeah. Trying to mentally prepare you. This is going to be ice. This is going to be snow. Slow it down,

bud. Yes. I know, Dad. Because there's no, you can only prepare yourself to be calm. There's no preparing for going backwards down Velasco. Exactly. Yes.

And you just hope that when you come to the bottom, you don't hit a tree or a house. Yeah, there's no preparing for the Central New York winner, man. You just cross your arms. I don't know why this was on Fallon. I think Fallon maybe just brought it up, but me talking about it, you didn't know. No? So I'll bring it to this.

I'll bring it to everybody. Because that's a big deal for the genre in which it's claiming to be, considering the person's style their whole career. So everybody, I mean, not everybody knew because I, Cody, and probably you guys don't know, but... No, I had no idea. It was like a rumor back in the 90s that Mariah Carey had recorded a grunge album.

And not even so much a rumor. There was a song that was released. So the story goes, she was recording that Daydream album. Okay. And in that studio, I guess to quote, blow off steam, she recorded some like grunge songs.

And then at the release party for Daydream, I guess she showed some people like, here's some funny songs. You're like some, you know, Grunge songs we recorded. It was 95. Grunge was hot. And they were like, no, no, no. No, no.

We're not putting this out. We're not putting this out. Well, you can't. You got to Beyonce it. Which she's doing. You got to be yourself like that and be the baller you are all far along. And then, be like, hey, check out what else I can do. I mean, doing grunge is way cooler than Beyonce pretended to be country.

So she did this thing where she got her friend to sing the lyrics. Claire Daines. Claire Daines. I just closed the window, but it's somebody Daines. Yeah, yeah, not clear. And Mariah is saying, like, back up a little bit, and the band was called Chick.

Okay. And there's, like, a cover that kind of goes around from then, and she's going to describe it in this clip where it's, like, the word chick is written in lipstick, and there's a dead roach. It's, like, very on brand for grunge. And she, I guarantee you, could probably do any of those vocal stylings if she wanted to, She wanted to do grunge, I bet she could.

She wanted to do screamo, I bet she could. And if there's any bigger music nerds who are listening who could explain to me what, like, how, does the album exist somewhere? Because what I'm going to show you. It's got a, right? I've only ever heard the one song. Well, technically. Technically, too, because they recorded the song Malibu as well, which was like a whole song. That doesn't matter.

Or is it what's his nuts? Didn't she get screwed over by those, what that guys did? So doesn't he have the rights to a bunch of stuff or no? Oh, I don't know. She was one of them. But this, she's at some press conference in this entertainment tonight clip I'm going to play. Somebody in the audience has the Chick CD. Yeah.

It looks real, but it's never been released. I don't know how. Says the album cover. She goes, that's the album cover. And then they start playing a song off it. I'll show you the clip. Right. So it's somewhere.

Somewhere this exists. Yeah, the music exists somewhere. He's got the album cover. Oh, my gosh. Is that it? Wait, wait, wait. Is that chick? I mean, that sounds like 90s rock.

Yeah, I really. She was doing it right. Yeah, it sounds like every movie where several girls. Where clear names would be. Yeah, realize that. Hey, wait a minute. We're a rock band. And then they go and play at the mall and everybody's so excited.

And herringery's alt rock alias finally unearthed from the archives. Yep, that's a snippet from Mimi's lost grunge album, recorded 30 years ago. She proudly played the track, Love is a. scam at an Apple music event with Siza in New York on Wednesday. Sizzah! And it all started when a fan arrived with what looks like a bootleg

copy. He's got the album cover. But it doesn't exist, so how does he have this? Does anybody understand that part of the story? Because it's got to, though. I mean, if they recorded it. It does, but it was hidden. So how would a random dude or the thing have it? I mean... Unless it was a plant, maybe it was a label

plant. Oh, maybe. If she's going to release it. But then was that other woman going to get a cut? Claire Daines, not Claire Daines? Yeah, not Claire Dane's. But look at this. I do the album cover myself. It's a roach. So now you've got to

imagine. Okay, so it's a roach that was killed not by me. I don't kill things. And the smushed lipstick, it's there, the lip imprint on the paper and my writing with the lipstick and someone's ugly tutter. In the back, we have

this. That's a broken eye. eyeshadow palette and what appears to be a track list for the CD title. I mean, the CD has a barcode on it. For those you're not watching, like, what is this? It probably came out in 95 or whatever, the same way that, you know what I mean? All the like the one hit wonders that we've had at K Rockathons over the years, they all had albums. You know what I mean? So it was probably somewhere and somebody has saved it.

You know, so now it's available. I don't know if I'm sure you can't get it online. or anything, but... Yeah, you must be right, because it says release September 5th, 1995, but it was released under Chick. Yeah. As someone's ugly daughter,

that was the album. So maybe there just wasn't a lot of copies of it, I guess. And that lady was probably, not Claire Daines, was probably somewhat, not famous, but known if Mariah Carey was on her album, you know what I mean?

Mariah Carey was famous by 95. Clarissa Dane. Yeah, she was, she was famous by 95. Right. So that woman had, to have been somebody. So at the very least,

a hundred people or so probably had that album. And you got to think, like, I don't know if you have it, but like that random, just box of CDs that we have. Yeah, it just arrives.

Yeah. They said the album was released on September 5th, 1995. Malibu was the first single, but there was never any image of like Mariah Carey on it. It was just released as this band chick

that nobody knew about. Yeah. Additionally, the music video was played, but not heavily. No. Sony wanted it to go away. This is one of the record executives.

That's the thing. This is the time she was involved with that douchebag that would be like turn to the left. That's your bad side. Oh yeah, who was that guy? I can't remember his name. That is Jimmy Iveen, right? Was it Jimmy I mean? I can't remember his name. But it was that douchbag that would do that stuff and probably was like, no, your image is this.

They said, well, Sony just wanted it to go away. Maybe they felt like it was a threat to the pop sales. Maybe they felt like it would confuse people. It was out there for a minute, but I think it was much too shy for Sony. So yeah, I think you're right. I think they were at least like a few of them. And this guy at this concert had it. And then she played a clip from it.

I had never even heard the tracks. Someone's Ugly Daughter created under Mariah's pseudonym Chick. Someone's ugly daughter, yes. So here's the lore. According to Mimi's 2020 memoir, The Meaning of Mariah Carey, she secretly recorded the Grunge album in 1995, at the same time she was making her multi-platinum project Daydream, which included the number one song, Fantasy.

They're just showing B-roll, I guess, for some reason now. Tommy Matola. Tommy Matola, that's right. My apology, Jimmy Ivy. Yep. to get what I want, so why not? The band was influenced by other female-led rock acts of the era like hole in garbage and became a quote, irreverent, raw, and urgent outlet for Mariah's angst

during a tough time in her relationship with then-husband, record exec, Tommy Mattoll. There you go, I want to wait. I really always thought I would be older when I got married. I'm so burnt out right now that I can't even remember. I've been on that roller coaster so many times. He took the photo of the dead cockroach on the cover and seemingly inspired the lyrics of the album's lead single, Malibu.

She looked extremely familiar. Clarissa Dane? Yeah. It's her friend Clarissa Dane, who took the lead after Mariah's record label barred her from fronting the project, concerned it would damage her pop persona. The diva instead banished to background vocals. I mean, that sounds so 1995. Right?

Seriously. I have a pretty good attitude this year about it and whatever. I'm proud of what I did, so I feel good about it. I'll never get over it. All right, so it exists. It's out there. I never knew it was released. I thought it was just hidden.

And there's just small copies of it out there, I guess. Cool. Nope. That sounds like 1995. Yes, it does. It's right on brand. For 1999. Before we roll into your 90s and 9, let's go back to the 80s and 90s as reading

rainbows back. In the thigh, I must be really high. Come on! There's a dragon there. I'm a little scared. A reading rainbow. Now it's not going to have... DMX?

No, DMX. Not going to have LeVar Burton. Oh, that's... Really? Why? I think he's busy. He's not too busy. No, he is absolutely not.

There is not a gag. Damn thing. Levar Burton's doing that he can't be in the reburton. mood of Reading Rainbow. He might just be old. How old is LeVar Burton? I don't know, but nobody's bringing back Reading Rainbow because the concept was so great. It was because of Lovar Burton and the song.

That was it. He's only 68. He's only 68. Keep your ass out there. No, it's Michael the Librarian who will be hosting the new Rainbow Reading Rainbow episodes. He's somebody for the kids. You wouldn't know about him. I wouldn't know about him because I can't read.

Rachel Blippy or nobody. Miss Rachel? Hi, and welcome to Reading Rainbow. Hello, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us today. What up, Mike. I'm Michael the librarian, and this place is the library.

Reading Rainbow is returning with all new episodes. Are you ready? Yes. Angie and Chat says Michael is the best replacement option. She likes some. That's fine. As long as kids to read. I don't care.

Ah, but ain't going to be on PBS. Yes, Jaggats! Read some of it, moron! Cancel! Ah, we! What are you going to do? Do you want to play some golf on Tuesday? Uh, yeah, whatever doesn't matter? Yeah, Tuesday golf, we'll say, well, we'll do what? I don't feel like playing random baseball playoff.

No, let's wait until it's... We'll wait until it's... Like, World Series or something, or whatever. So we'll play a little 18 holes in the golf for your gaming stream today. Find something. Is there... Is there golf right now? We could go down to the, you know, Rory with the Ryder Cup. I looked for Bath and...

A Beth Page. Any on there. They weren't on there. We could scream at Rory McElroy. He's not in this one. Twitch.tv. TV slash K-RocC-N-Y for the gaming stream. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9.

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