The Show - OASIS!

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

Yeah, we talk about other things on this show, but most importantly, we saw Oasis. In real life. With our eyes.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Bibliqa my upstate New York voids. Oh, lovely man.

We're gonna be insufferable now. Suffrable, now. Soffrable. Good morning, everybody. Yes, I know we're late. I'm not ready. I can't move still. I'm not gonna get angry about it already. I'm making up things to be angry about in my brain. I'm not gonna do it. I'm getting wicked madman. He's wicked madman.

Right, right. He's having a right. Mad. He's having a Roy. Mad. A show fam. What you gonna see? You fam. We did see Oasis. In case that's not clear.

I didn't even think about it. What? Is there on, let's see, tambourine app? Oh, you got to just buy a tambourine, man. Well, yeah, let me just go ahead and. Or he had those two Maracas. You just like shake at you?

That he just mostly stood with. He wouldn't even like do a thing. He just kind of like... No. Chestered at the microphone. Say to hold him. Like to hold him for a little out. What we got?

Happy first day of school for Lottia. Yeah, just put it up there. Whoever it was, couple. J.D. ESM. The good ones. The good ones. Yeah, buddy. Sorry.

Oh, that's just an app. Hold on here. Oh, it's almost like a sexy ladies app. This question for you, play a tambourine. You should definitely watch an app. So I'm just going to walk around all day just doing a little tambourine sounds. Oh, yeah.

Just behind my back wearing this jacket. I wonder if I have a tambourine, like in the kids. Maybe. Like the kid's music box, I bet we do. That'd be nice. Because we do have a Vibro slap I don't know you're not a cake fan

But John McCrae from cake Yeah His thing is a Vibro slap You know what that is? No All right hold on a second The Let me see here

Because whereas Liam would emphasize Everything would just like Shaking the Shaking the tambourine Oh you got like a whole thing Thing Yeah there he is There he is

Mm-hmm I'm just gonna walk around like that all day Mm-hmm Hold on a second This is a vibral slap That makes sense You know that sound? That's their sound

Yeah I like that John McCrae has a vibral slab Okay Like you just Like you know Durns off Hit that and shake

into the microphone Yeah So I naturally Got one for my wife Okay And she loves it She really does love it And I just like walking

Around the house Vibro slapping And you just do that Mmhmm It's almost like that Uh celebratory horn thing That

Yep Mmhmm Classic That you spin around there A voo voo voo Voo Zella vibe to it. Yeah, you're going to get a lot of Oasis updates. A lot of Bufu Zella, man.

We'll do a whole Oasis recap at 7. I want to make sure everybody's in. I want to make sure we give a nice amount of time to it. Right, it's 7 o'clock, man. Because it was quite the journey, it was quite the experience, it was quite the life event. So 7 a.m. We'll get to all of that.

Right. Lots to get you on a Tuesday. Oh, yeah. I believe we will be having our friend John Wildheck in today. Oh, okay. Coming off a loss, but that was to be expected. Tennessee. I got a lot of...

Do you? I got a bone to pick with that, sir. I got a lot to say to you, Mr. Wildhack. I don't. I don't. I didn't expect them to beat Tennessee. Did you? No, but I'm very happy as a season ticket holder.

I mean, just because I like the experience. I'm not really there for win for losses as much as other people. He just goes to generically see football games. Yeah. That's how much he just loves football. I just like it. It's very enjoyable. I think I got the best seats in the house.

It's a fun little Saturday to be part of it. A show, fam. I'm part of it. Just get a little part of it. Go up to the JMA Waterless Dome Saturday. For those you just does have his Oasis Parker on. He's got a big zip-up Parker. Only do it is show a big Pac-Man.

Big old Pac-Man. We're going to be insufferable, and I don't. Kid. It's all right. It's all right. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. This is K Rock.

My name is Josh. That is Cody Mac. A. Sial fear. Oh, we're going to do this thick segment now. Right, right, right. Oh, Tom went for Blippy. Blippy got vulgar.

Oh, man. We need to apologize for the expletives. Blippy shouted on stage. I saw the tip. tip of his penis. He was nude. It was very, very offensive the Blippy performance. He drew a picture of the son right on his butt hole.

What does Blippy do? He just does like kids' songs, right? I don't even know. He's like a kids performer. Kids love him. Sounds like they were a good time for Blippy. Blippy. Oh, that guy. That guy. Yeah, blipy with the glasses, right? Isn't there like doubles of him or something? Isn't like two of them?

Because there's not doubles, none of it's is true. I think there might be triples. Yeah. Because if there's, if there's triples of blippie. Wait, you're telling me there's multiple blippies? I thought because in this picture that I'm looking at, there's like two of them. Tom says it wasn't the actual blippy. Wait a minute.

Wait, wait a minute. Yeah, just Google blippy. And there's, depending on which one you get, I feel like the guy, the taller one is probably the blippy. And then the one on the other one is like his friend that's also blippy, but does it on the road. Because blippy can't be everywhere. Like Gallagher and Gallagher 2? Yeah. How many?

Or like Santa has to. Santa helpers at the mall. Because Santa can't be everywhere. There are three blippies! Unless the kids are listening and then there's only one blippy. Well, no, because it's like he has helper blippies. At any... What the hell?

What the... There have been at least... All right, this says there have been three actors to play blippy. Okay. I see what they're doing. They're doing a blue man group thing here. Well, as long as you put on the stupid hat, the shirt, and the glasses, you could be... You can be blippy.

If you look at these guys, it looks kind of like generic white guy. Yeah. And then you're good. All right. The other blippy explains why there's two blippies now. Hold on a second. Several years ago, he wanted to create online content that felt comfortable for his nieces and nephews to watch. Now as a dad himself, he's making content.

There's a lot for, enter the other blippy, portrayed by Clayton Grimm. Blippy is blippy. It's been several years. All right. Since the first Blippy appeared, now you'll see Clayton Grimm, who's the touring blippy. Blippy 2.0.

Blippy on the road. Blippy on the road. Let's take this is show on the road. You're wondering to yourself, who is this guy, and why is you posting so much about blippy? That's because I am blippy. Woo-hoo.

So this is the guy who does... I've got grim news for you. I'm blippy now. Okay, Clayton. Do any of the... Okay, Clayton. I like, This isn't the real blebby.

This is trash. Or like, I always wonder that when they go to like the Paw Patrol and there's like a human staking out of the dog. Bro, it doesn't matter.

It looks really good. I'm just always wondered myself if the kids are like, let's go back. That's not at all. To the Phoenix, New York Memorial Day parade where they made the gravest mistake ever

and put Pawpard. Yeah, dude. Put Paw Patrol in the parade. In their real costumes. I mean, great for my people up in Phoenix, but the parade was a standstill. Yeah. It was the damn Beatles walking down Main Street in Phoenix.

That was one of the first times I saw the Josh. The dad stance. Get out of it and just. I got to know what's going up. Can't wait till I can stand again. That's going to be awesome. Someday. I don't look at you just moving your legs around.

That stairs so well. Yeah, dude. Paw Patrol you can get away with because, you know, They're in costumes. Blippy's just glasses. Yeah. Yeah. Or just like those characters when they do those shows.

Any of them. I mean, kids are somewhat smart, but. Disney on Ice you can get away with because you get a close enough, Elsa, you're good. But. You get a close enough Prince Eric. You're good. Yeah, that's a little bit further away. But that's all right there in front of you.

I liked the KidsBop that came to the fair and their DJ. Look up. KidsBop DJ. I want that head so bad. It's a god. I, wait, rearrange all those words? I want that head so bad. I don't know how big guy wears it.

It's like a dead mouse mask. Look up KidsBob DJ. And it's a giant square foam head. Hold on. I'll find it. Hold on. I'm not seeing it. Just seeing a lot of kids.

It doesn't matter. I'll find your photo. But their DJ was a guy in a costume who had a giant square kidsop like logo as a head. Okay. All right. I get it. I get it.

That'd be fun. I thought it was pretty cool. Well, guess what? What? If you're good, because now, whether we are officially in September, now if you're good, maybe Santa will bring it for you. Aw. We are back in the house party season, guys.

I'm so excited. Once I can stand again, I'm going to do the best house party. I'm allowed to laugh. You can. Back to school. Back to school. To prove to that I'm not a fool. Oh, okay.

I like it. What's he say? Got my something in and my boots on tight. Hope I don't get enough. I go back to school. Well, here goes nothing. Whose kids are back today? I know my wife's back.

Teachers are back today. And then the kids might, at least my kids start tomorrow. So, uh, hey, you're still good school year. All right, guys? Go by fast. Time goes by fast. Time goes by too quick. Enjoy it.

When it comes to it. events that I have zero interest in. Burning Man is top of that list. I don't, you could offer me maybe $10,000 to go to Burning Man and I don't think I would take it. I have no interest in that. Yeah. Uh-uh. No. It looks miserable. It looks packed. It's full of seemingly the most insufferable human beings on this planet. It looks like if all of the worst hippies were like, hey, where can we go? But they're not like, they're just, they're just. This pretend. There's hippies and then there's Burning Man hippies.

Yeah, because don't you got to be like kind of rich to go to that? Yes. Like hippies I like. Hi, man, I'm out of my land. I'm growing whatever I want. You know, I'm doing what I do. F the government. Those are my kind of hippies.

I smoke eating and wearing tie-dye. That's pretty hippie-ish. These are like trust fund hippies who live in L.A. And we're going to get an RV and just drive to Burning Man for the experience. Yeah. It's been wrought with like disaster. Have you seen any of the videos? Like there was a sandstorm the first.

the first day or something. That ruined stuff, saw the orgy tent got burned down or something. Like, there was a lot of... And then all the videos usually see, and I'm... It's the other way around, I'm sure, because, you know, it's the men dance around. Yeah. Scandally, I don't really pop up, and my algorithm as much. But it's a lot of, like, richer-looking white chicks dancing around in barely nothing,

which is fine, you dance around whatever you want. But that's just what they're in, and it's like, how... That looks like you went to a lot of effort to put in no effort. Yeah, when you don't have a personality, you do a lot of seeking for a personality. And you never really find it because now you're like, I'm out at Burning Man and I've got my goggles on. And we just ride our bikes and then at the end of it, it's just a big pile of trash in the desert. I don't understand it. For someone else to clean up?

I would rather go to a gathering of the juggalo's than Burning Man. At least the juggalo's seemed like genuine people. They're like, this is who we are. Yeah. We're gross and we're going to go to the gathering of the jugglers. I would go to that. That seems very safe. And I'm not safe.

It does. Metal people are. It doesn't look like there's fights. I mean, it's safe if you want. If you want to get your, you know, your ass beat. I'm sure you could go to a tent and pay for that. Yeah, you probably could. Well, this headline comes from Burning Man.

Utah woman gives birth at Burning Man. didn't know she was pregnant Oh Kame How do you This baby makes me an aunt Very very very surprising My brother and his wife Kayla

This was their first time to Burning Man Kayla woke up Wasn't feeling great My brother Casey Ran out and said I need help Within minutes they had Like an OBGYN

In there in his underwear helping They had So many of the Right people so close. There were no signs of pregnancy. We were at the lake the weekend before. She was in a swimming suit. She did not look pregnant.

I hope that the baby is okay. There's some women that just can do that and not show, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, was she just bigger? Maybe she was bigger. And the baby is, you know, eight pounds is not that. Yeah, there's just some people that don't, like, don't carry a big baby bump, I guess.

Yeah. Interesting. So, I mean, I guess I could have. I don't know about. I don't understand female anatomy. Like, did you stop having a period? Or you're not? Or are you still blotting a little bit?

I don't know. Sometimes women still just do? Maybe, I don't know, man. Also, yeah, what was that? Where is she from? Let's listen again. What is that? This baby makes me an aunt.

Very, very, very surprising. My brother and his wife, Kayla, this was their first time to Burning Man. Burning Man. Wasn't feeling great. My brother Casey ran out and said, I need help. Within minutes, they had like an OBGYN in there in his underwear helping. They had so many of the right people so close. Right.

There were no signs of pregnancy. We were at the lake the weekend before. It's like a little bit California, but not really. Yeah, it's a little like that West Coast California. Do you take the five up to the four? They have a go fund me. No, thanks. $15,000.

On Wednesday, our family was blessed with a surprise. arrival of a beautiful baby girl. This is their first child, and pregnancy was completely unexpected. My brother and his wife don't have anything prepared. Well, they had money to go to Burning Man. They're in the bottom of our hearts. I was going to say, I can't find, let's see, we're... They're in a giant RV at Burning Man.

Oh, and a big old RV, too? Yeah. Let me see how much our tickets. Oh, the baby weighed three pounds, nine ounces. Oh, my God. That's all. Poor little baby. Curly in the NICU.

Doing fine. All right. All right. Everything ended, obviously, but I can't, I can't even see, like, how much. So it must have been really premature. Probably your Burning Man drugs got the baby out of you. What do you see? What are you looking at?

Whoa. What? What? What? The, oh my God sale. Tickets to, it's almost, I don't know what it gets you into, but, um, let's see here. You get vehicle pass. and you can buy two tickets.

This is the Burning Man? Yeah. And the tickets start at $5.50. And it goes up to $3,000. You can't charge me. I don't know what these are for, but this is the oh my God sale. You can't charge me to go to the desert, man. No, that's it.

Let's see. Yeah. It's the desert, man. You don't own the desert. Ticket price tiers enable gifting at, and then it starts talking about there, and then you receive a gift, which means you probably get,

I'm trying to do that. But yeah, it starts at $5.50. And it says, because it's a gift, you are a creative soul destined for Black Rock City. This ticket makes it possible. You are a creative soul. Is there just general tickets? That says all I need to know.

Yeah. I'm a creative soul. That's what I do. I create. I use this crystal as deodorant. I don't want a job. I'm a creator. There's got to be somebody listening to Burning Man.

What was it like? Like, in your experience. Right? I've, not me. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know. You're the closest to the person

that I think I know because you were out there, weren't you? Isn't it the same area? Well, part of the desert. Yeah. I was in the Hobby Desert. It's all the same, dude. It's all the same.

Somebody listening is gone to Burning Man. I just know what it was like. It's K Rock. Hi. I'm sorry, did I startle you? When you're used to hearing a certain type of commercial, something like this,

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Sorry. What the hell? What the hell just happened? For the rabbits! What? The seagulls were out there, and they were fine in the salad. Oh, for the rabbit.

Cody dumped a bunch of salad for his rabbit friend for a second. And now he's just yelling at... This guy, by the way, by the way, spotted so many foxes on our drive to MetLife. Yeah, I'll spotting. He can't see the last... laptop in front of them.

But sometimes. The amount of times he'd be like, oh, there's another fox. I didn't see it. He just sees a little fox on the road. Yeah, I'm good. His eyes are so confusing. Every once in a while,

they work real well. Like, there was that point where I could read that sign that was real far away and I was like, that's weird. I could just read that very clearly. Then you say something while we were watching OASIS, you're like, I could even see the stage

pretty good from up here. My eyes are working today. Yeah, it worked out real well. Everything was real nice. Full Oasis recap. coming at 7 a.m. Full oasis. Selective seeing it.

Recap. It is going to be a good. There's a lot of stories to share from the recap. So stay with us. All right? Yes. I don't know if I want this. Let me see if I can pronounce the German.

Yo, German saying, I got a little German in me. Yeah. You want some more? Flado soup it. Oh, I don't think, I don't think I'm German. I'm going to be the only ones I'm not. I'm a mutt. But my kids seem to pick the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,

seem to pick the Italian one the most. That must be like the most, I don't know, most cool. Yeah, like that one's people, that one at least has a little bit of something you can point to. I feel like with, if you're a bunch, you try to lean towards that one, as opposed to if you're a lot of one of the other, then you are full bore. Like, Irish people are full bore Irish. German people are full bore German.

You know what I mean? Yeah. French people are very French. When you're like a lot, you're like, damn Italian. Right. My grandmother is 100%. Yeah. Parents off the boat.

And then my father's going to be divided up because my grandfather was not Italian. So I'm at the most. I'm like a little splash of Italian, but it's the one I lean into because I got the body hair. I got the olive skin. I tan very well. Yep. Because I got the French. I got German in me.

I got the, I think there's English in there at some point. I don't know. It's a whole mix at this point. We're all just mutts. A little Irish man. We're all mixed up. Me red air comes from. Well, I bring this up because there's a new, well, it's not new. It's from the 70s, but it's back, baby.

Okay. The German dish, flalo soupy, also known as pancake soup. Mm. See, I don't really know about this one. It's going to be weird, but I like a dry pancake or drier. I mean, when I'm eating them, you know, butter and syrup and all that stuff. But I like to have some later, so I like going to be. dry, so I don't want to be thrown into a soup.

You basically make pancakes on a griddle with bacon grease. All right, yeah. Then you cut them into strips. Okay, so envision strips. I'm stripping. Then they're rolling the strips up, so they look kind of like... Little cinnamon rolls? Yeah.

Okay. And then they cook them again, or then they just put them in the thing? And they don't look like they put them in like a broth or something. That, I mean... Made with bouillon cubes in water, heat and surf. I don't want the broth to be chicken. I want the broth to be, can it just be like... You want more of a sweet?

Yeah, like a syrup and not really like a broth, but almost not like pancake cinnamon rolls. Did they ever make a... Did they ever make a cinnamon roll cereal? Yes. Like a cookie crisp style, but a little mini cinnamon rolls? Yeah, they were... I had it.

It wasn't great. Yeah, they were like flatter looking. Wasn't great. Nah, not the bestest. I guess people are trying it. Again, I'm not going to know how to pronounce flat. a little bit, but they did. Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm. It wasn't good, Sister Sizia, they did make it. No, not at all. Because it just makes sense. If you're already making cookie crisp, make little may salmon rolls. Right.

Right. Right. Bloody Roy. So, to recap, our big Oasis trip. And if you don't care about it, then come back and like, screw you.

20 minutes. I don't care. Mm. So Cody and I had the best, Brodate probably over on Sunday as we went to see Oasis down in New Jersey It, yep

It was the best night in my entire life That's saying a lot, bud That's crazy I mean obviously at my wedding and kids being born Have to beat Oasis but Oasis is your number one Yep Yep by far I mean

Yeah I mean I met Brett Hart Who might mean more to me like You watched a hockey game But this was by far the best night ever. It was something that, you know what I mean? This band both means a lot to both of us. But it, you know what I mean? This was like the first band that I gravitated to.

Like I liked Dave Matthews band or whatever. But that first time seeing this stupid music video, at least two stupid brothers. Something about this band meant a lot to me in the 90s. I love, I still love them to this day. I love their songs. I love their sound. And then they went away. And as we all know, Cody was en route to New London, Ontario.

Yep. To see Oasis. Literally 15 minutes from the Canadian border. And they broke up. And it was before the internet. So my mom saw it on MTV News. And called us and we're like, no. So, I mean, we had, you know, you know, ways to check things.

But it wasn't very easy. No, so she called you on a cell phone? You had to have, like the big Nokia or whatever back then? Yeah, right, just the big Zach Morris phone. So let's get started here. Let's break down because we've got to get a little bit of the... So they break up. Yeah.

Last year they announced this big tour. And... Like a year ago. Like literally a year ago because we bought tickets while I was doing the Tracy Road event, which I'm doing again in October. So it was probably October of last year. We buy these tickets. and we just have to wait for a year.

And it didn't seem real then, man. It absolutely did not seem real then at all. Like I, when I got him, I was like, oh, yes, got him. Yeah. Excited that we got him. But there was no, like, excitement because I was like, nah, it's probably not going to happen. Something's going to happen.

You already just said there, this poor kid child, man, my buddy, Cody. Yeah, 17 years ago. Has gone through so much. but I think just in your life, you're so used to being disappointed. Right. Or you're so used to something going wrong. Or you're so used to... Just some type of bad luck.

Some... He's the king of bad luck. Yep. Up to the point, and I say this with honesty, the band takes the stage at 845. At 842, we're sitting there, staring at the stage, and even then he's like, something's going to happen. They're going to put a thing up. I know.

Ladies and gentlemen, we were sorry to... He couldn't even... Three minutes! There's an electrical issue and the band will... We will see you tomorrow night for night two. Yeah. I was waiting for that. He's so used to the world just kicking him in the balls...

That he's like, all right, what are they going to do? What are they going to do? And then... And then they took the stage and it happened. Well, then they walked... They did the walkout. What do you mean? Because we could see him where we were.

They didn't take the, that's not what I saw first. Like right in between that, they walked out. They had the people with their lights and you can see them. They're coming in. To back stage. So that's when it was like, that's it now. This poor guy cannot accept maybe something will go right for him in this world. And he'll get the COAs.

And now that it's over, I can absolutely say that. I don't remember what day it was, but I was outside with Elsa. And I'm not, I don't, God's not my thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I absolutely looked up and went, oh, you tried to side swipe me with the ankle thing. but you got him, huh? And I kept walking because I thought of that. I was like, he tried to get me.

He tried to break my ankle and tried to make it so I couldn't do it again. Yeah. Sorry that you got hit with it. For those of you that nobody didn't check in last week or whatever, this is a major part of the story. Yes. The man who gets the stupidest injuries in the world is right here, folks. Yep. I thought I, I'd think you've taken the crown now.

I had it for a while, but I've been good for a bit. So this is you now. I got tuberculosis. Yep. I bruised a toe. I get random neck strains. So naturally, last week, while cooking dinner, I roll my ankle. And it's the worst injury I've probably ever had.

And I know that's very privileged to say. Yeah. There is no tattoo I've ever received that has the pain this ankle has. I can't put an ounce of weight on it. We were neck and neck. Me getting beat up just as the Grinch, but you basically breaking your ankle while cooking dinner. While cooking dinner, I won't say, to quote the doctor at upside orthopedics, you would have been better off breaking it.

Breaks are better than sprains. Yeah, sprains suck because that's weeks of the same BS. It's the worst foot pain I've ever had. I'm still suffering from it. Thankfully now I got my mom's knee scooter because I need a knee scooter. I laughed that the whole time and I can't help it. But that's a very important part of the story. Because I had a scooter with a leg with a leg.

the brace is absolutely going on the content wheel tattoo. Now, someone put that in Discord, thank you. To help explain the story, I have put together a PowerPoint presentation. Did you really seriously? I did, yes. That's hilarious. Because I feel like people need to, there's a lot of visual elements

before the show that I think is very important to everybody to see. Okay. So, I have never been to MetLife before. You've been there. And yes. And one of the things I didn't realize until we got there. was the hectic part of it once you get there. It's hectic.

Yeah. So I never been to MetLife. I had definitely never been to a concert with an injury. I didn't know what I was walking into. We get to MetLife. Cody sees on the tickets that we have to enter the HCL Tech entrance. That's where it says for us to go. Yep.

So I go, all right, let's try to get close to that entrance as we can because I got hobble over there. Yeah. Little did we know that I picked the worst parking lot at MetLife Stadium to pull into. Okay? I think there was only really one other one that would have been better maybe. So we see HCL Tech. I see there's a parking lot.

Of course nobody's giving you information. There's waving cars. Yeah. So I had the wrong one. I go, where do we park? You're just kind of rope. You're just saying keep going. Keep going.

I go. Go. All right. I'm just going to eventually drive past the stadium. And eventually you would have. If you would have followed what these people wanted you to do, you would have eventually just driven right out because we've done it before. And we're like, all right, now we're back on the goddamn highway.

I don't know what it is about parking attendants. I don't know why they're so miserable. It's weird. It's a tough job. There's not a chance in hell I'd want to do it. But it seems like nobody really knows what's going on. And that's every event I've ever parked at. They never know what's going on.

It's never clear where I'm supposed to go. No. So I'm pulling up and I see a lot. People were pulling into the lot. That lot's very close to the HCL Tech entrance. That should be our lot. Yeah. So we pull into the lot and I get,

before you paid for parking, I go to the guy, hey, I'm on crutches. Is this an easy lot to get to the state? I don't believe English was his first language. Maybe he doesn't know what Crutches means. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, that bridge right there takes you over and then you walk in. It's a five-minute walk from here to the front of the gate.

I go, all right. Even out on Crutches. That guy could have saved me so much trouble if he knew what the word crutches meant or knew what I was dealing with. He could have said, oh, man, no, you don't want to park in this lot. That didn't happen. You're going to have to be walking up a bunch of stairs. Didn't happen.

So here's the PowerPoint presentation I've put together. If you want to jump in Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, C&Y, so I can run you down getting into MetLifestein. All right. I've made multiple slides to demonstrate how visually we're so close to that entrance. If you're looking in Twitch, it's so close. I thought we nailed it. I'm like, dude, we're going to do great.

We're going to get right in there. Now. And I'd never parked on this entire side before. So I was unfamiliar with all of this. We were always in the big more football lots on the other side of the entire stadium. Which is where I should have been. I should have been. And right here, E.

I should have been in lot E. Well, that one, I mean, all the way on the other side. Like, it's not even in this picture. Still would have been better. Still would have been better than where we parked. We park in the worst possible lot. I mean, it would have been a... For me to try to navigate.

It would have been probably the same amount of walking. So you see, those are you watching my presentation in Twitch, you'll see my little car. You see this little white spot right here? That's the bridge the gentleman was talking about, okay? Looks like that, for those of you watching in Twitch. It's a bridge that goes across the road. Raw. Now, if they would have just opened the fence and allowed me to walk across the street, it would have

saved so much trouble, but we'll save that for the end of the story where Cody's going to tell you something. So this bridge had, what, two flights of stairs up, two flights of stairs down. Yep. I go up, the best I can, I'm hobbling up these stairs. When I tell you this was the most physical, can you explain a little bit like how hard this was? It's because you can't, I mean, there's no way to like grip anything to have.

help yourself up it without doing like a hobble really because I don't I don't use crutches but I get it when I'm walking up to the dome when I got to walk up the 90 flights my leg starts to just fall apart right and I have to like limp but it's almost like your entire leg it's dead weight so now you're also dragging dead weight but the dead weight hurts I cannot believe I survived getting into this concert and I mean that like I I didn't tell this to you, but there was a point where I thought I was going to die at MetLife Stadium. I thought my heart rate was 171 at one point, according to my watch. Oh, I'm sure.

And I was like, I'm going to have a stroke or I'm going to drop dead at MetLife and my family is going to have to come get my body from MetLife Stadium. I want to still want anything. I'm like, you guys, you guys got this? Yeah, just throw me into the sidewalk and go watch Oasis. I get it. You guys got this? Because now I got an extra seat.

Here we go. I get to the bridge. I got to go up. these two flights. Yep. I get to the top of the two flights. I got to take a break. I got to take a lot of break.

Because I don't use crutches regularly, folks. This is a new thing for me. Yes. Yes. I get up to the top of the stairs. I'm freaking exhausted. Take a break. We walk across.

And Cody, God love them, keeps telling me to take my time. I'm taking my time. It doesn't matter how fast or slow I'm going. This is arduous. Yeah. And it hurt your armpits. No, I had full-size crunch. thankfully. Now at this point I had the knee scooter, but I was like, if I bring the knee scooter,

A, I couldn't have got up these stairs. They could not have given an F at MetLife that I was on crutches. They didn't care. Yeah, it's, it's a little, disconcerning that you have to like absolutely be, I don't know, really disabled. And even, I mean, we'll get there. Even those people had to do the same things as us. Yeah. You take the apathy of concert security and justice. You take the apathy of parking attendants, you add in there the attitude of a New Jersey probably resident who doesn't give an F. All those things come together and your boy's hobbling. And we're not even started yet, folks.

All right. So I'm crossing this bridge. And add in anything that I'm forgetting here, please. No, you're going to. You're good till, well, I convinced you to slide down the rail. Yeah. So we get across this bridge at the top. Cody goes, you know, instead of going down the stairs, you could just slide.

down this railing like, you know, an 80s movie. Yeah. And I did. Yeah. And you're like, well, where's the footage of that? We were in such focus mode to try to get my stupid-ass body into this venue. And I wanted to stand and make sure you didn't fall off the rail. So I slid down one of them?

Yep. I slid down the other one and now we're on the ground. We're right here. And then we saw the issue that I didn't see. What was the issue? Is that now, when you come around that corner, now there's another, another walk. way. I thought that was it. I thought we were done. Imagine if I. That's what that effing guy

said up and over the one walkway and in a five minute walk. They have so many stupid fences at MetLife. Yes. So many stupid. For no reason. For no. I'm not going to get mad. I'm not going to get mad. So if you're watching in the PowerPoint presentation,

you see where my little mouse is right there? Come out right there. And you think, oh, I can just cross. No, no, no. You would also think that you can cross because there is a bunch of parking people that are stopping but that are stopping traffic when they want to yell at people.

But they can't stop traffic for me just across the road. But when they want to yell at people, these parking people, then they have no problem jumping in front of cars, anything they want. When they want to yell at someone, when there's somebody that needs to use the crosswalk, then it's like, well, I mean, oh, good luck, have fun.

So I'm like, all right, I'll go. go, they'll have to stop, and then you come behind me. I get across this bridge. Because there's not a chance in hell. Cody says, oh man, we got to keep going. Yeah, we do. Again, getting our Twitch chat, I'm giving a whole visual representation of how I picked. The worst physical lot to parking.

And if, again, that parking attendant only knew what the word crutches met, oh, I would have saved so much trouble. So you see, I had to walk around this lot. And now we get to another. That I didn't see. I saw it before, but I thought it was connected. And when we were done, we were done, we were good. No, a whole other one that was further away and much longer.

Here's what that bridge looks like, folks. If you're looking in Twitch, it's assinine. It's assinine this bridge. Yeah, that whole white piece you're looking at. That whole white piece. And oh, that comes into play later on. Now, thankfully, as I'm walking towards this, I go to Cody. I got to go, I got to go back upstairs.

and he's like, yeah, man, I think so. Luckily, the guy at that area let me cross the road. We were like, and we didn't even really, this helps later. We didn't even really have to do anything. We kind of just looked at him and we were like, hey, and he was like, yep, yeah, sure, sure. And he moved the thing, because there was just a little gate, and you could just move it a little bit. And boom, there's a crosswalk. There's a crosswalk there.

Yeah. So luckily, like Josh said, we were able to avoid that. We cross the road. Now I've got to get all the way to the HCL Tech Gate. Again, I'm new on crutches. This is something I don't normally do. I'm not an athletic fella. No.

I weigh 210 pounds. It's a lot of weight to be slinging around on crutches. I stop. I have to take a lot of breaks. And then we move. And then we take a break. And then we move. And I'd have to ask, excuse me, can I cut through here to go?

No, you can't. Nobody was letting me. Nobody gave enough that I was on crutches. And just as a heads up before everyone starts taxing it in, the number that you're supposed to call for, that they tell you to call for a service. Cody said there is a service that will drive you in. This is, like it literally said,

if you need assistance into MetLife, we will accommodate you, call this number. Yeah. You would call it, it would ring and it would hang up. It would hang up. They were either very busy or. Didn't care. I mean, I'm assuming they were busy with other stuff

because I talked to, security guard when we got there and he said that they have for the entire area to bring people in two golf carts yeah so i get it there's way more injured people than me out there but i don't need a golf cart just let me cross the road two it costs 40 dollars to park how about with just parking you buy more golf carts to bring people in on one dave's concert like i regret not researching this more i thought we were good i thought we were so good dude i thought we were I called the number beforehand. So I finally get to the gate.

We're just tuning in. This is the concert's almost secondary to the getting in and getting out of this thing with crutches. We get to the gate. And we get through the gate finally. And the guy goes, do you need a wheelchair? And I go, not if he's got to push me. I wasn't going to make Cody push me in a wheelchair.

And I don't make me sound like a dick. But I don't like, what am I? going to do? I'm like, no, I'm not, push them through the stadium. I'm not having him push me. And they go, no, no, no, we got somebody that can do that. And I go, well, if that's the case, yes, I want a wheelchair. Yeah. Because you're probably like, how? No. Where's your seats at MetLife Stadium? Guys, I want, I want you to see this next slide. Okay. This didn't occur to me until we got in. I had never thought about where our seats were. Okay. We're on ground level. Yeah. We have to get there. Twitch chat, Twitch.TV slash K-Rox, C&Y.

I want you to look at my slideshow. We have to get there. When I say the top of the top rows, there was, what, like four rows higher than us? And then it was the end of it. Yeah. It was the seventh floor when you get into the elevator. The seventh floor I had to get up to.

This part, I mean, other than the next part, this part, at least once we got in, that was the part that I was the least worried about. just because I had seen at so many different stadiums, people being brought in and out and up and down. Right. That part I wasn't worried about. The part I was worried about the most, I didn't even think about the walk in,

was, all right, once you're there at the, here's your section. Yeah. That's the part I worried the most about because any stadium you go in is designed to fit the most people. So the stairs are balls. Yeah.

In that part, I didn't even thought about, or I didn't want to even think about because I knew that was probably going to be worse. I mean, yeah, Joe, we could not have been closer to Jesus. Listen, we're not rich people. We don't have money for close tickets. No, I loved it, though. So if you're looking in our Twitch, my presentation right here in our Twitch chat,

you'll see how very high we had to go. We had to get up to that level of MetLife Stadium, and the guy goes, do you want a wheelchair? I go, as long as he doesn't need to push me, yeah, put my ass in a wheelchair. Yep. I was obviously pushed by someone older than me. It's embarrassing, but I had to get it. I was almost dead.

No, it was fine. It was almost dead. And at that point then, I lucked out. Why? Because then I got to just follow behind you guys. So the guy comes over. As the friend of the disabled person. So I just looked like a nice guy that was there with his disabled friend.

So I'm just whipping through the crowd. Because he could just push through everyone because he's a wheelchair. There's a couple of douchebags that are there that didn't give an F about a person in a wheelchair. I didn't care whether or not. They don't know what's wrong with you. They were just like, oh, trust me, I'm ashamed, I'm embarrassed by it. I didn't hurt my ankle doing anything cool.

I was cooking dinner, and it really, really hurts, and now I've got to be in a wheelchair at MetLife Stadium. So then we get to the floor, section 314 we got to go to. And I'm like, he's like, do you want me to take you over? I go, yeah, put me here, because I'm going to use the bathroom, because my plan was, and it worked, once I got to my seat, I am not leaving that seat. Yeah. So I go,

Cody, can you get me two waters? I'm going to take a pish, and then I'm going to head up to the seat. It'll be it. Oh, there was still another level. Oh, yeah. We get into the seat. Yeah. And the way Cody asked the guy in 314, he goes, hey, here's our tickets.

Are we going to have to go up more stairs? And the guy goes, yeah, you're going to have to go up those stairs. Yep. And that's when I knew that we would be. For those of you watching my presentation, you will see here. We enter right where this gentleman is on the bottom right screen, Section 314, and I had to go up all of these stairs. And that map doesn't even do it justice as far as like what it looks like

and how many stairs there were. It's like a straight up mountain climb that I had to do on crutches. Yep. And I get up to the seat, dude. And I plop my ass down and that is it. That was it. I settled in. I thought I was going to die.

I will tell you, I'm an oasis survivor. I will tell you the one thing. This is our view from our seat, by the way, if you're watching on Twitch. This is how high up we were. Ro, raw, raw, right. Real, I got real, man. And we really should have taken Opie's seats now that I think about it because he had way better seats. So I finally get up there.

I will share. I was so nervous to check my phone because after that workout, this is just inside baseball a little bit. I was so afraid that I was going to open my phone and see a photo of our coworkers in like a private box or something. I go, if I open my phone right now

and I see a photo of Dylan with like three clients in a private box that they took a bus down the MetLife for a lot. Last minute. I was so, I would, I would have lost my mind. I was afraid to open my phone. Very unbrane. As I sit there.

It would have been the most expected thing ever. Yeah. Yes. But I prepared myself, it didn't happen, thankfully. But I was like, there's going to be, you're going to open your phone. There's going to be a photo of like a bunch of your coworkers who took a fun client bus to Oasis in that life. Last second.

Never mentioned it. Never, they don't know that we even like Oasis. They don't listen to the show. Oh, we didn't know where you're even going. So now we're up there. We watch the show. It's biblical. It's right biblical.

Talk. Tell them about the show. I've been here on, tell them about the show. Well, first of all, I was very impressed also with Cades the elephant. They were great. I've never seen them. I saw them forever ago in Rochester, and their energy was amazing.

And they kept the same energy. It was probably at least 10 years ago that I saw them. And it was cool to watch a band that you saw Rochester in a little place used to be a gym or whatever that hell now open for Oasis in a giant football stadium with 50,000 people or

whatever. So they were awesome. That was a hell of an opener. I was a big fan of them. I really liked them and the sound was great. So as annoying of Oasis fans that Cody and I are, let me tell you about the road that was behind us. Yeah. I got to give Cody and I

credit for just dealing with it. Because what am I going to do? At this point, At that point, yes. I want you to envision just the most jersey-looking 22-year-old boys you've ever envisioned. Like literally 20. 22.

25 years old. Yeah. There's like five of them. And I say this with love, the gayest friend group I've ever seen. They were all clearly heterosexual. Yes, but yes. They loved Oasis so much.

There was a lot of hugging and touching. A lot of touching. Loving each other. It was great. But they were hammered. Yes. Yes. I had to keep reminding myself that this was not a football game.

Every single person here, same team. Same team. So there was, I can't get, you can't be like, shut up, stupid Giants fan as a Cowboys fan or whatever. No, it's, you're all here for Oasis. Everybody is here for. Dude, they were in like a group of 20. And the band starts, they can't sing, but they can try to sing. Yes.

They're singing every single word. And when I say every single word, they were singing guitar solos. I was going to say, sing every word. I don't care. Sing, dance, all that. My only issue is when you all need to scream at the top of your lungs, guitar and different drum sounds. Yeah, they were going.

Yeah, they were doing that. Here, and you guys think it's annoying. And now imagine every single song for two hours, every instrument. And after two songs of that, I go, all right, you can turn around and tell them to please be quiet and ruin the rest of this experience because these are Jersey bros who will probably want to fight you. It's you and Cody and you have a messed up ankle.

Yes. So you're either going to ruin this experience or you can find a way to deal with it. And the way to deal with is I just put my thumb, I put my finger over my ear, and it blocked them out so that I could hear the band. And I was proud of us for dealing with that. Because there were moments when, yes, you could not hear...

You could not hear the band. I think the girls with it. them some a couple times were like stop I hope so. A couple times they just like abruptly would stop and you kind of I think that's what it was because I it was annoying to everybody. Yeah, it was really annoying. They were the only one

singing the guitar part. Yes. Which, although which I get it was fine. Yeah, if you want to do a couple or whatever. You're just a little too loud. You didn't yeah, you didn't need to sing along to every single sound. Like they were literally going

be na na na na na nae an an yeah. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah. But I wasn't going to ruin Yeah. I knew it was a big day for my baby boy over here. Yeah, there was... I wanted him to enjoy his concert. I was more just focused on...

I couldn't help it. Watching the dad that was in front of us tried to be relatable to his 13-year-old daughters. Oh! Because he kept Snapchatting a million things and then, like, albuing his daughter and, like, showing her things. And you could tell her, she was like, yeah, yeah, we're good.

And every, like, probably minute or so, I would watch him. He put up a post on the Facebook of him and his family and he would every minute pull his finger down and try to refresh it. He was obsessed with the reactions.

He was obsessed with the reactions. He wants to see what people were saying. And I just couldn't stop being like he is more focused on the phone and the snaps. So we get through the show. It's an epic experience, 10 out of 10. fantastic.

And yes, every single song, I absolutely had tears in my eyes for anybody that has. Yeah. Every single song. What made it so great for you? It's just the fact that it had been so long in the making of the most important band for me in my entire life. It has been oasis for as long as a band could be important to you. Yeah. They've been important.

And they've been around since. Same. High school for me. Right. I'm probably middle school for you. Ninety-two or whatever the hell. You know what I mean? So to finally see that after, again,

that whole trip where we thought, because that was a big deal too. Right. We had finally, we were 20-something. Yeah, you were going to Canada. We did it. We finally are going to see Oasis. Because before I met you, my other buddy, Brad and BK, I don't know anybody else that likes Oasis. It was just Carolyn.

Elks likes Oasis. Everyone's stuck they were like, oh yeah, cool Wonderwall. But everyone's like, Oasis, man. I don't have any other Oasis friends. No. Just Carol and Derek. And right now, if you go through my CDs and like my presets or whatever, it's all this stuff. Yeah.

Oasis is my favorite band of all time and I will never skip an Oasis song. No. So it's neat also to me that whereas I've changed my taste in music a lot. Oasis is always there. Oasis is still my favorite band of all time. The vibes were perfect. The vibe was perfect. The band was perfect.

It ends with fireworks. The sound was perfect. The visuals were perfect. The backdrop of like the sky, the sunset being gorgeous was perfect with airplanes and helicopters flying all around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you said, they ended it with fireworks while they were finishing up Champaign Supernova. All of these, by the way, if you want to follow K Rock Josh on Instagram, I made a little high. highlight right next to my Freddie highlights on my Instagram of all the videos I took if you want to see some of the videos from State.

So yes, Susan, we stayed, not only we stayed to the end, we stayed past the end because I was like, let's just let everybody clear out. Yep, let everyone clear, get out. That's the smartest idea. So we're sitting in our seats, everybody's walking past. They see that I have crutches. They're like, how did you get up here? I go, I don't know. I knew that I had to see Oasis tonight and I climbed a mountain to get here.

Before we leave the stadium, also a very dumb idea of the people in charge to have, one merch booth. Yeah, that's why we didn't get any merch for those you asking. There was one. I guess there was one outside, but it was like way somewhere, I don't know, whatever. But yeah, they had one merch stand inside where I asked people, because I went and checked that were not even at the front, middle, kind of, when I went and looked of what we were, you know, possibly going to be able to get.

And I was like, let me see, because it's like half an hour to stand here. I'll wait for cage the elephant. I'll go stand there. It'll be half an hour. and then I'll get back to my seats and boom, we're good. When I went to the middle, the lady was like, I've been here for an hour. Yeah, dude.

It just wasn't worth it. And then when I went back down after Cage, just to see again, that lady was gone, but I saw a couple other people that were behind her. So she was there for another, how long did Cage play? Hour?

Yeah. So two plus hours of standing a merch line. I was not missing anything to get a T-shirt. I was sitting there in my seat because like I said, once I climbed that MetLife Mountain, I wasn't coming down. And I got no problem venturing around because I get... Cody went on recon missions. He's like, I'm going to go see if I can get drinks or merch. Yeah.

So he goes down and he texts me and he goes, that long line we saw, that was merch. And I go, they got everything on their website. We'll just, we were here. We'll just buy it on the website. It's fine. Yeah. So we leave and now I got to descend the mountain. And I descend that first set of steps.

I go out. Thankfully, there's another wheelchair. guy right there. He goes, you're waiting for a wheelchair? I go, let's go. Yep. I only had a $50 bill on me. I don't know if Cody saw how stupid and obscene and funny this was, but this gentleman wheels me out. Cody wheels me out. He takes me to like... I've been laughing. I'm not going to lie. It's not at you. No, it's about the situation. Yes, the situation made me laugh from the second you sat down in the wheelchair and that guy pushed you because the guy was treating you kind of like a kid. And in my head, I was like, Josh is either going to yell or he can't hear this guy being like,

Are you comfortable, buddy? Yeah, he was like, you excited for the show, bud? They were just sweetheart. They were all great. So the guy pushes me. We get the elevator. We get all the way down. He's like, where do you want me to drop in?

I go, well, again, we're over in lot B. Let's go back to my PowerPoint, shall we? Yep, back to the PowerPoint. As we can see, I'm right there where the arrow is. Yes, now we have to go back. That car. No big deal. All we got to do is get to that car.

No big deal. Lot B, I can literally see my car. should be okay this time. Yes, it's going to be a hike, but there's that crosswalk. So, man, let's just get to that. As he pushes me out and I reach, wherever he's going to dump me off with my crutches. I only had a $50 bill on me. So I told Cody, I go, hey man, if the wheelchair guy pushes me out, can you just give him a 20 and I'll pay you back? So I can't imagine what this looked like to the wheelchair guy. We get to the bottom of MetLife. He's about to drop me off, and I go to Cody, I go, tip the gentleman.

And Cody reaches in his pocket. Here we go. Hands him a 20. I go tip the boy. Tip the boy. So now I'm there on my crutches. And I can see my car. Yep.

And I'm like, bro, if we could just cross the street, maybe they open the fences. At the end of the show to let people get to their lots easier. Quite the opposite. They put up more fences and I'll let Cody tell you why. We asked the policeman, I say, can you just let me cross the road? to my car. Because they weren't doing anything at this time. They were only watching to make sure people were being safe,

which we needed help with being safe. We need to help. So there was a guy with a wheelchair that another lady. This could have helped us with the wheelchair. This guy disappears randomly after the cop goes and, you know, well, let's ask this guy with the wheelchair. Yeah, that'd be great. Then you put him in the wheelchair, wheel us to that thing,

and then we'll manage the steps. We'll figure it out. I'll get over there. That guy somehow disappears randomly. And now the cops, and we're like, all right, cool,

well then there's that crosswalk that we were allowed to come over that you guys let us come over before. I was like, so we're going to, can you just help us with that? We could get right through there, right over,

and then again, we'll deal with the one set of steps. And the... Listen to this. The police, not the parking lot of attendance. The police officers say, no,

we don't let people use the crosswalks. We block them off. because people are too hammered and we don't want anybody getting hit by a drunk driver. People are too drunk. People are too drunk. To open the crosswalks. Yeah, you don't want to. To which Cody and I are like, that seems like another issue we should probably do.

I said, wait. So that's your solution is that, yeah, we know they're hammered and we're just going to let them drive. But we want you to be extra safe. Like, wait. So now. How about you just go stand there? As officers, hold traffic. So a person that's got a slight disability.

So Cody starts to call him that number. He's trying to call that number. It just keeps hanging up. It just keeps hanging up. The golf cart number. Yeah. The guy who was like guest services who had the wheelchair, he's vanished. So I go to the policeman, I go, can you just ask the guest services if there's like a way for me to get to that lot? I got to get to that lot.

He goes over and asks him, the guy at guest services said, no, we're not putting, we're not letting you get to that lot. It's literally says, no, he goes, there's no golf carts taking to that lot. And I go, so you see me with crutches, and you're telling me that I have to go upstairs. You have to go. I'm not a litigious fellow, but I would think somebody would have a law student against MetLife in that situation. Not even just the stairs, but go back to the PowerPoint. Yeah. Go back to the PowerPoint.

That whole. I had to go up this ramp if you're looking at the PowerPoint. So I had to walk all the way back to this ramp. I had to go up a giant ramp on crutches. Then I had to go downstairs on the other side of the ramp. Yep. To then. That didn't let us do the slidy thing, by the way.

So now we'd go down on crutches as well. Now I get to my favorite bridge. I've got to go back up this bridge. Again, you see a crosswalk right there in my PowerPoint presentation. If they would have just opened that fence and let me walk across the street to my car. Cody, why again can't we use the crosswalks? Well, because at this point now, the drive. drivers are too drunk.

Oh, the drivers are too drunk. They will hit you. There was a literal crosswalk, which, uh, uh, there was, I'm not going to lie. At one point, I was like, I could shimmy through these things. I was like, I'm just going to go tell him, give me his keys. I am going to disobey every single officer. Yeah, at that point, I don't give enough. Because I can.

They don't give enough. Well, I, as I was. thinking that, because we were silver by the porta-potties, that cop ran down those kids that were trying to do exactly what we were going to do. And I'm like, I'm not getting a goddamn ticket in Jersey for disobeying, for disorderly conduct. You know what I mean? I know this has been a long recap, but you need to understand, and this is a very strange thing to say, it's very privileged, I guess, this was the most physically demanding thing I've probably ever done in my life. Yeah. I can't think of another time. It was a lot.

that I've had to work this hard to achieve for something, physically talking. For the people that, if you can't, you're like, I don't really, I can't see it or whatever. Yeah, if you're not listening. Imagine if you had to leave the state fair and take that long ramp all the way over and across, up and over, and then walk all the way through the parking lot all the way to the back of that lot back there. That's what he had to do, but it involves stairs. And I finally get back to my car. It's probably like 11 o'clock at this point.

My foot is the size of a Nerf football because I haven't been able to elevate it. So I'm like, bro, go and smoke a joint. I'm just going to sit here and kick my foot up for a while. And that's what we did. I did because it also got, I went, I took a pee and a porta potty while holding my marijuana cigarette. Uh-huh.

And that's when I got to have a Jersey lady call me the sleaze bag. No, not Jersey. British. She was British. Yes, yes. It was the best thing he's ever heard. Go ahead and say it. So I went in there and I come out with, you know, the joint in there and, you know, smoke kind of comes out with me because, you know, it was the doors closed for a minute.

And it's the long lines of people to get shuttled back to wherever they're going is like right in front of the porta-potties all around that parking lot. And I walked by this lady and she was like, bring his joint into the bathroom with him. Oh, sleighs. You came back and said

Her exact line was Did he just bring that Did he just bring his joint in Wait hold on what he said The Port-A-Pott Did he just bring his joint in the potter potty What an absolute sleaze ball Yep I was a sleaze ball

And Cody came back Glowing like a kid on Christmas Going that British Leth just called me a sleaze ball And a British accent Or sleaze ball Pretty joint in the bathroom with him I did

So I did But if you're ever wondering How I would have not done this For any other band No, absolutely not. But also, I would also like to point out that there were people that I think definitely had like handicapped placards and stuff. Because I think that is what the solution is, for the most part, is to have a handicap accessible sticker.

Go through that whole deal with the parking lot, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah. However, those people were also treated the same way that you were. Yeah, they didn't care. So there's really no difference. They don't really care. Yeah, if you got a handicapped sticker, maybe you get one of those two golf carts. Yeah.

To bring you out to the parking lots. And when the guy said that, I was like, two? Yeah, but they're six feet long, both of them. I was like, oh, I'll take the heat. I'm not researching parking lots. That's the one thing I wish I'd done better. But you would have had to have gotten a handicapped sticker. Exactly right.

I would have just found a lot that did not require bridges. That's my first time of MetLife. Now I know these. things. I'll take the heat on that stupidity. If you would have asked me, I would have told you to park right there. That's what I thought. I thought we nailed it. If you were like, are you sure, should we part? I would be like, yes, this is perfect. Look. It was a deceptive parking lot.

Lock B. If you're ever going to Macy's, I mean, not Macy's. If ever going to MetLife and you don't like stairs, do not park in Lock B. Lot B is not for you. Yeah, just be next to the stadium there. Park somewhere near the stadium. Otherwise, worth it. All that was worth it. The man himself, John Wildack, coming in here in just a few minutes, as we will get ready for the first home game of your Syracuse

Men's. I don't know why I say men, Syracuse football team. What's, uh, well, I mean. Because there's a men's basketball team, when women's basketball. No, but I mean, you're getting close. I drive by follower all the time, and there's always young ladies playing flag football and stuff, I think. So I think there are leagues.

Cool, cool. Let's see, though. I wanted to see for Saturday. Oh, geez, oh, oh, oh, God. What? The weather? Are you looking at the weather? It's in a dome. It's in a dome. I know, but I like the trail thing. I know, but we'll see how that plays. out joining us in studio, the athletic director of your Syracuse University of the

John Wildhack. How are you guys? We are fantastic. Happy, I guess, home game week. What do you call it? Home opener? Home opener. Home opener.

Coming off a loss, not, you hate to say that. But my question for you is, every once, every year we have these kind of neutral psych games. What are the goal of those games? Is it to be on ABC at noon? Is it to recruit? You were down in Atlanta. What was the goal of that?

A combination of things, right? It's great to be ABC at noon right out of game day. Atlanta, we recruit Atlanta heavily. Financially, it's attractive for us. It's a big game. So all the promotion leading up to it during the week on ABC, ESPN networks, etc., that type of thing. There's very few of these.

They're coveted. So we were able to secure a spot in the Affleck Kickoff Challenge. and, you know, it's great for our brand. Yeah. Really, really good for the brand. It looked great on camera, you know, the big stadium with Syracuse there, a lot of orange, because, you know, Tennessee's orange as well. But it was a great game to watch.

And you kind of see in this team come together, like Fran Brown has said, you know, that first year is the first year. Now this year, he's getting settled. But they still got to get the bugs out. There's a lot of new guys on this team. Well, we're young. Yeah. Yeah, we lost a lot of guys, and we've got like 10 guys in the NFL, right,

on opening day rosters, which is fantastic. We haven't had that. in a long, long time. So we've got a lot of new guys, fresh faces. They're talented. It's going to take a little while to gel. And you see a lot of names considering Syracuse for the first time. That's also a big deal. Our recruiting profiles change dramatically.

Totally. It's so great. You see these like five-star recruits and the list has Syracuse on it, which is great. Absolutely. Absolutely. And their interest is genuine. As a Florida State fan for the most part, I see a ton of the five-star commit is now visiting Syracuse. I'm like, oh man, that's so watch all the time now. It's just happening

more and more, but it's, as also a Syracuse fan, it's cool to see it too. Is that a lot like to do with Fran? Is it just, he's just a great recruiter? He's a great recruiter. The staff, the personnel department, they're just there on it 24 hours a day. And the facilities. I mean, talk about some of those newer facilities you got up on campus. Well, the football performance center

we opened in the spring at the Lally Athletics Complex, and it's awesome. And it's, it's great for the players. A real emphasis on nutrition, sports medicine, new locker room, which is great, new offices for the coaches, for the staff, for everybody. I mean, it puts us on par with our peers across the country. In studio, John Wildack, Syracuse athletic director. So let's talk about this weekend. We got a noon game. Yukon comes to town. We got a whole bunch of stuff to do leading up to that game,

right, John? Yeah, so QSan the Quad is back that open at 9 a.m. The Quad Walk, Niaato, quad walk, quad walk will be at 945, so Coach Fran and the team, as they did last year. And then Myron Victory Court opens at 1030. Myron Victory Court, we debuted it last year, the last two games. It's enclosed, it's indoor. You got food, you got drinks, you got merch there. So that's a great pregame tailgate spot as well. So we've got a lot of options.

The band will be on the steps of Hendricks Chapel, so it'll be a really good atmosphere. What are you most excited about year two with Fram Brown and the team? this year. I just think the progress we continue to make, and as you guys said, just the quality of players that we're attracting, whether it be high school kids, whether it be kids out of the portal. And I think this is a team, I think it'd get a lot better as

the season progresses. Because we talked about, right? Young and new faces, is they get better and they get more mature on the field, I think this team can improve significantly. I really like that Saturday's game, how they kept emphasizing, at least, they were

saying this on behalf of Fran, but Fram was just telling the guys to calm down. Just calm down. It's your first game, calm down. No one's going to get in trouble. We're all fine in our roles here. Well, we kept fighting. Yeah. We got it back. We were down 10, I think, 10 or 11,

and we had the ball with 11 minutes to go in the game. So, you know, we were there. And there's some things to clean up. But I think there's a lot of things that are really, you know, a lot of things you could take away that are positive from Saturday's game, particularly on offense. I thought Steve Angelli played well.

Yasu Willis, I mean, he's going to be a stud at running back. Yeah. Yeah, we got guys who flashed at wide receiver, the offensive line, the second half, we ran the ball really well. So there's a lot to build on. I'm really excited to watch this team. We'll get there, of course, in the dome on Saturday, noon game. But like John said, quad starts 9.30?

9 o'clock. 9 o'clock and then 10.30. Cuse.com backslash tickets. You can still get season tickets. We've got a few in the lower bowl. We've got great seats in the 300. So, you know, we need to pack the dome. We've got six home games.

We need to pack them. Love it. Cody will be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. John Wildek, always appreciate you making time, man. We'll come back. So things that look forward to with September.

Yep. NFL season's kicking off. We've got Spinal Tap 2 coming to theaters. We've got the paper on TV, which you watched. You said you liked it? No, I didn't dislike it or whatever? No, I saw a bunch of little clip things to try to get you interested. And they were kind of silly.

So it looks good? Yes, I can see what they're doing with the boss, and I'm okay with it. Okay. I don't want to give any spoilers to anybody. The only return person is... I think Oscar. He's in a clip. He's in one clip.

I think Oscar's actually in the show. So that'll be good. I wouldn't be surprised if all of the other people make a bit. appearances. You know what I mean? You know, like, why not?

Like, what's married to see in. It's the same universe, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. They absolutely could get other people that,

you know what I mean? Like, you're never going to see John Krasinski on it. No. You're never going to see Steve Karell. No. You're never going to see, Pam, probably.

Come with a big check for Steve Karell, maybe. Right. Unless, yeah, unless it gets, this show turns out, you know what I mean? Right. It's another office.

Right. And then yes, of course, they're going to throw money and have, they're going to be like, hey, we were up there, we're just going to find out. And they'll do maybe a scene of, or an episode of, you know, give Jim and Pam $5 million each to do

the one episode of the show that they should have done to make a billion dollars. You would have a million dollars? You would have to pay him and Jim spin off? I wouldn't have. No, not really. And I know a bunch of people probably also would not, but a bunch of people absolutely would.

I would have watched. I watched a Rain Wilson. I would have watched that farm spin-off. I think they could have done probably two if they really wanted to because I think the Jim and Pam spin-off would have gotten everybody that was, you know, okay with it watching. And then also a whole new crowd of like they could have tailored it to a more not sappy. But you know what I mean? More of that style.

Whereas the Dwight show would have been kind of silly and, you know, you get your same kind of office laughs. Yeah, Bob in our chat says Pam and Angela have a podcast. Yes, good office ladies. It's one of the best podcasts. It's really, really good. They talk about every episode. But also happening in September, we still got concerts to go to, guys. Get this.

You got two shows happening on September 11th. Papa Roach over at the amp with Rise Against and Under oath. Smoothies got tickets for that show during the ride all this week. Same exact date out in Durian Lake. Blink 182 in Yellow Car, September 11th. I saw that there were people that did get got by the Redout Chili Pipers. They went thinking, why would you ever think? Or they stopped thinking it was that I'm just seeing the name real quick.

Right? I don't know. If I was the chili peppers, I would sue the crap out of them to be honest. Sure. I'd be like, no, man, you're banking off of our name in at least a little bit of a way. But I also have to call you idiots if you think that the red out chili peppers were playing Chevy court on a Wednesday or whatever it was. Like, you got to use your big brain energy a little bit.

It likes six. Yeah. But, no. For those of you asking how OASIS was, go back and listen to the podcast. I'll talk for an hour about Oasis. I will make as much of it as I can to the backwash in case that's what you guys listen to. Yeah, we can cut that up into tomorrow's backwash. It'll be on demand.

Wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts, except for Spotify, because I got kicked off of Spotify. Type in K Rock the show and we'll pop right up there. What is it that you did on that? Because sometimes we have music in our podcasts, and even though we do pay all those licensing fees, they don't know that. They think we're just some morons with a podcast. Gotcha. And when you try to say, but we'd pay for ASCAP and be, and they go, nah,

we don't know who you are. They say butt button, nothing. I don't care if your ankle's like it is. You can walk over this whole bridge. Swear word you. Ah, colleges across the U.S., this is a very bad idea, in my opinion, are now allowing students to bring pets to live in campus housing. Oh.

I think that's a bad idea. I think that's bad for the pets. Yeah, college kids don't tend to have a lot of time. Or responsibility. And yeah, I don't want to see some pet be the, like, I don't know, at like, like, parties and stuff. I don't know. I don't like when you see it.

I think it would stress out the pet, to be honest with you. Yeah, they don't. And also for your neighbor that doesn't have a dog and your dog barks when you leave, if I was that person that had a barking dog next to me in my dorm all day while you went to class. That's my emotional support dog. Like that's not fair for your dog or anyone else around you. Eckerd College in Florida, Stevens College in Missouri. Well, Florida and any of some of the pet-friendly dorms, federal law requires schools to permit service

an emotional sport animals. Which is fine. Sure, I get it, but you got to get a special room then. Yeah, you can't just be on the second floor for now. Nope, sorry, you're going to go live in Macon. Oh, patch and dog. Yep, got to go live in Macon. Don't want to tell you.

Yeah, yeah, I can't afford to feed myself. I can't afford to feed a dog too. Or those townhouses or whatever. Right. Yep, it's got to be like that. Or you also got to be aware that, I mean, it's a whole huge campus or dorms and stuff. People are allergic. Like, you got to.

That's true, too. You're going to take out a whole. floor for other people that might be allergic. Nope. Eight floor can't live there as a dog. Like I might be fine with like a lizard or a snake. We had lizards and snakes. Did you ever get in trouble? You were allowed to?

No, you're allowed to. Fish, or fish bad because the water could spill? Uh, I don't remember if you were allowed to have big, because I know people had I know they had hamsters. I know people had fish bowls, but I don't know if they had big fish tanks. I don't really remember that.

I know, I remember turtles and lizards and anything short of like a rabbit. I don't really remember a rabbit. As opposed to this as I am, I also recognize it's having a pet in your room would just be the ticket to Poon Town. You just so many chicks come down. Yeah, Twitch is right. Agreed.

What would they say? If you just roll up, imagine rolling up to college. Imagine if I rolled up to college with Elsa, sticking out my passenger side door and a bunch of co-eds. This is the dog that's going to live with us in this dorm this year, ladies. In case you want to visit ever, in case you want her to visit this dog. This is Alceroom 2.22. I like to think that my kids are smart, and they are smart.

They're all right. Smart, man. Read stories like this, and it's like, please don't do stupid TikTok challenges, please. Oh, no. What's like the new... A 12-year-old boy thing. You did this. A 12-year-old boy in Texas suffered severe.

Beer Burns after trying to recreate a TikTok experiment. Oh, geez. Where he tried to light a bottle filled with rubbing alcohol on fire. No. Turned dangerous. Nearly all the invisible flames spread to his shirt. His brother quickly removed the shirt. They dropped stopped and rolled.

Don't do this stuff. Don't. Why is this? What do you mean a TikTok thing? What's the experiment? Like to see how long you can spend in the ICU and having to get skin grafts? You're just like, what? What's the experiment that rubbing alcohol catches on fire there?

Because it does. You did it. We're telling you it does. Hand sanitizer does. You can absolutely take hand sanitizer and spread it in a little line on something and light it on fire and it only burns a hand sanitizer. But don't try it. Don't do that. He was hospitalized, transferred to pediatric burn center.

Dr. Slay, he may need some surgery. Or we weren't stupid. I mean, we were stupid. But we weren't stupid enough to put it on ourselves. You know what I mean? That's the other thing. Like we were stupid, but also we were like, well, no, we're not going to put it on ourselves. Because there is that, like, special, and again, don't do this.

You know what I do? There is that special alcohol gel that, like, some circus performers use? Yeah. Or they, like, have the fire in their hands and all that, where it's like, there's a barrier of some kind. But, you don't do it. It's still very, very stupid. Don't do it. Don't be so wicked, stupid, eh?

Radio World. We're going to hand you all. off to the 90s at 9. Celebrate my favorite era of music. Twitch, we're going to do some game. We'll play some golf today on a Monday. We will get into football this week.

Yeah, we're getting there. We will get into football this week. Thursday will be our first football game. We can do golf today. We can do a college football game too. Well, no, because we can play baseball once we get to like the playoffs and stuff. There's going to be plenty of that. We'll be jumping around.

I say we can wrap up summer games by doing golf today. Baseball tomorrow. Sure. Thursdays, Dallas Cowboy Thursday. Sure. And then Friday, we can do QCUCON if you want. We have a lot of games we can do this week. Yeah, we got all sorts of stuff going on.

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