The Show - OH BOY

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

No time for recaps on Friday shows, but Chef, boy are deez ravioli’s good. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Empty belly was not ready for that five-hour energy. Okay, Hunter S. Thompson.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Oh, my God. No, me to laugh. Because I get it. No, laugh. I get it. It just, that was a sudden. Hold on. It's like we switched rolls.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Now, I have the brace on. I'm limping. And now, and you are a puky pants. So, nothing's coming up. Want me punching the gut? I just didn't have anything in my belly yet. Pound water real quick. No.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Well, it'll give you something in your belly. I think we're good now. Hold on. I'm a big proponent of that. You know you're going to Ralph start pounding water to start. It'll help you, and it'll give you something in your belly. I should have eaten some toast or something over that. Ooh, hold on.
Starting point is 00:02:00 He likes toasting something. He likes toasting jam. Oh, wow. I don't know the other words of that song. Good morning, everybody. Wow, what a start. Is it? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Are you sure? threw back my five-hour energy right before we turned the mic on. Yeah. And I have nothing in my tummy yet. Be careful. It's got a lot of vitamins in them. Oh, my goodness. They're almost all vitamins.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Hello, Happy Friday, everybody. What a show. They take a giant tub and they fill it with water and then they dump a button of vitamins in and they wait for it to just dissolve and then they scoop them into little things. That's how they make those five ironers. I would think that we're probably the barfiest morning show on radio, right?
Starting point is 00:02:44 Between the two of us. I can go throw up right now, you want me to. Yeah. I don't, nothing ever comes out, but I just get, when I got the empty belly and I put something in there, it's a little shocker. Now we're back, baby. Yeah, sometimes my acid reflux shows up with whatever.
Starting point is 00:02:58 He's either already in there and they fight and it goes bad or there's nothing and it's in there and it has free rain and it ends up bad. Asset reflux sucks. Yes, it does. It's not great. Mm-mm. All right, I think I'm good. Happy Friday, everybody. Wow, what an opener.
Starting point is 00:03:17 What a start What happens There are numerous pregnant moms everywhere going I get it bud The morning sickness if you will Wow good morning Well I didn't make the best food choices yesterday I ate a lot of chef boyardee
Starting point is 00:03:35 Ravioli we don't need to get into it I'm a 44 year old man who's eating chef boy RD By choice What was on the can What do you mean? Like what was did they have Did they have like a fancy I only know it as
Starting point is 00:03:47 Mankind, aka Mick Foley, the W&E hawking overstuffed beef ravioli. No, I really was craving Chef Boyardie beef ravioli, the overstuffed yesterday. Dude, it just hits. I haven't had it in years. I don't know why I was craving it. The sauce originates from an original Italian recipe.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Chef Boiardi. Chef Boiardy. So I stopped the tops on the way home, and I don't need to say how many cans I ate, but we... I assumed four. Oh, only three. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Four, I could have done four. I don't think I got it on four. I could just see you. Dude, it was so good. Well, because they're over stuff. There's only like five per can, really. I mean, duh. So I got a bunch of chef boyardee.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Yep. And then I was dealing this move with some King's Hawaiian rolls where I was dunking the rolls in the sauce. Yeah, you were. Well, those are good, though. And then I'm eating the rolls. That's old school spaghetti sandwiches. Oh, I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Close that. Love it. Yeah, that's old school. I bought the stuff for it, and then it just got too late. And I was like, don't you pasta sauce going to wreck your belly. It's going to do bad. But it was funny because I was, like I said, I go grocery shopping with old elderly people because it's noon. It's the middle of the day.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Yep. It was me, and then you know who I grocery shop with a lot? Shout out, Ted from Ted and Amy, because he's always at the same time. I saw him there yesterday with me. So I see him all the time there, but it's always me and the old people. Yep. And I go down the aisle. There's nobody in the aisle except this very old woman standing right in front of all the Chef Boyardee products.
Starting point is 00:05:27 And she was shopping for them. Always. And I'm like, ma'am, I don't think you should be eating this. Hell yeah. You're damn right. You mind your business. She grabbed a couple cans and she went about her way. But I was like, ma'am, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:40 You need to be eating beef orini or whatever it is. You mind your manners. I would surprise you didn't get, I thought you were going to get a couple different kinds to a little mixing match. I was going to do. Here's the thing. They have two different kinds of overstuffed. They have the beef ravioli. They have like the Italian ravioli.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Oh, like the sausage? Yeah, it might be like a sausage in there. I don't want that. I wanted the standard beef. Yeah. Yeah. But I did consider doing like one can of overstuffed, one can of regular. So then they're like little treats.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Like I get, oh, a big one, you know? Like I wanted to do that. I bought, because I got it. So they're waiting for me eventually. A bag of beef and a bag of cheese. And I'm just going to do a little bit of both. That way I won't know. It'll be a little surprise.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Oh. It's gonna be fun. Ooh, little cheap. It'll be a fun game. And that means I can also deep fry them if I want. Because that's just so good. Oh, I've never made deep fried ravioli at home. I haven't either, but I imagine you just kind of, what, leave them kind of frozen?
Starting point is 00:06:36 Or should you thom? Good question, because you got to brat them. Yeah, and then you brad them and just. Yeah, maybe leave them kind of frozen. That might be a question for somebody who's done that before. I've never done that. I've never done it. Well, it is Friday, folks.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I want to. I got a belly full of beeferone. Big old belly full of beeferone. You and the horse. The whorebiforina. You're feeding the whole of Seinfeld? Yeah, he was feeding a beeferino. He's yelling at it.
Starting point is 00:07:01 He's yelling at it. Why can't I think of the horse's name? Rusty! What was his name? Rusty. Rusty. I'm thinking because he's yelling at Rusty. And then George's in-laws are to smelling the farts the whole time.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Happy Friday, everybody. How are we doing? Are you ready to end the week? Yes. Oh, God. Get yourself a big old can They don't sell them in big cans either Oh they don't have the
Starting point is 00:07:25 I wanted like That's what I thought I could get The big dude anymore You had to get just the normal size cans I wanted like a big old like bulk candy Yeah Or bulk size probably gotta go to Costco for that Or maybe
Starting point is 00:07:36 Maybe Let's do it Let's do a Friday night house party Tonight We've all been waiting It's the only Friday I'm available This whole month So let's do it
Starting point is 00:07:49 Let's get into it tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch. We'll listen to some music. We'll get funky. We'll have a good hang tonight, 7 p.m. on Twitch. As long as it's a playlist of Lee Greenwood. Uh-huh. Ted Rock and Ted Nugent. I better understand every single word.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Not that non-American. Everybody's worried about me taking the dock out tomorrow. I'm worried about me taking the dock out tomorrow. I know, chat. I know. My wife is not pleased about it. Nobody's pleased about it. I just get my, I get irrationally angry myself.
Starting point is 00:08:21 And I, so I can only imagine your anger. I'm not going to do too much. I'm not going to injure my ankle again. It's still on the mend. I will wear a brace. No, you can't, yeah, you can. I'm not doing any kind of lifting. Well, you can't get in that.
Starting point is 00:08:34 You can be on the, not get in the water. Not everybody has to be in the water. You just have to be one of the people that's on the outside because you can't try to brace yourself. I was, I was in those, in that water. right at the front. Yeah. You can't, you're going to slip in two seconds.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I know. I know. So I'm going to be careful. I'm going to be safe. I'm going to knock on wood. And this off season, I told Tam Tam last night, I go that we're, he's got to put a better dock in the spring.
Starting point is 00:09:03 We're not doing this again. This is it. We're going to take this one out. This is the last time we're doing this one. We're going to get a nicer dock. We're going to build a better dock. Well, they deserve it. Yeah, they deserve it.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Tam, Tam deserves a, can't be going up and down these slings. Lippery docks. Oh, just, yeah, she deserves a nice dock to be able to go and sit out and do, you know, mom stuff. Yep. And a chair on a dock on a nice summer eve. This summer was kind of ruined, not ruined, but kind of ruined a lot of nanny stuff. And then nanny passing away.
Starting point is 00:09:31 So we didn't get a lot of trash foot. And then my foot hurt. So this summer is a wash. We're going to do it all again next summer. Yeah. We're going to get a nice dock. We're going to put it in. We're not doing this stupid thing anymore.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Okay. It'll be a lot more fun for, everyone. But that's the plan for tomorrow to get this thing out of the water. And I'm not going to injure myself, all right? But tonight we'll have a good time. Let it loose and just... Dude, don't even...
Starting point is 00:09:57 You guys overpower him. That's my dream. And just push it down the river. That's my dream just to shove this stupid floating dock down the river. Right down the river. It might end up at Kyle's house from Timeless Tattoo. He lives down the river. Tell him to come get it.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Does he have a boat? Kyle, if you see a dock floating by your house, don't say anything. Just let it go. Tell him to come, strap the boat. you know, strapped to that in the boat and just tow it. And then right as he pulls back into his dock, do a whip around, undo the rope. That way the dock will keep going. If you guys could have seen Cody's face as I was on the phone yesterday with my stepfather,
Starting point is 00:10:31 he loved it. Because he's just, he can't, the conversation doesn't end. No, I know, I know those conversations. He says, and it was hilarious. There was only one topic. One piece of information. And one piece of information. Are you available Saturday to get the dock out?
Starting point is 00:10:46 And then one other thing. And then if he's going to call Steve and see if Steve's available, that's the end of it. That was it. But. Lasted about four minutes. It was just so funny. Just how subtly, casually, he would manage to then repeat himself with the exact same thing of, all right, well, Saturday just going to make sure Steve is available.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Well, I talked to Steve and he was available. Yeah, I just saw Steve. Well, your brother's available, so I'll talk to him and then. You know, by that, you know what Steve and I, like I said, though, I talked to Steve. You said it was available, but I'll give him a call. So, all right, well, see you Saturday. Okay. Listen, I'm used to it.
Starting point is 00:11:21 As long as I talk to Steve. So, you know, we'll give him a call. Like I said, we'll give him a call and then I'll call you. So we'll see you Saturday, barring to Steve. So we'll celebrate. Steve you later. We'll celebrate the final doc removal because I'm putting that in the universe. This is it.
Starting point is 00:11:34 We're done. Back open tonight, through Sunday, sputacular stroll. Dot com. Take your annoying kids out. Slack. Now the side light caught and sliding to a stop of the six. Crazy. Brilliant.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Why did he slide there? Just use its timeouts and sets up with a game. Just like that. I'm right there. Logic uses, makes him use timeouts or make some, or let the clock run down and just sets him up for a nice field goal. And then right there. The veteran presence to know exactly where he was on the field. What's going on with the 10th line.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Go back and great. Go ahead. Although, I mean. He also slid because he didn't think he's... Sure, he was probably going to get lit up. He also didn't want to get hit. I don't know if it was a guaranteed touchdown. And then for the win!
Starting point is 00:12:25 Good. Oh, good. Kick good. The Bengals beat the Steelers. And the way football is been lately, I don't... They're not gimmies, any of these kicks. Yeah. So, you know, you're going to be careful.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Yeah. Unreal. Unreal. 420. I agree. 13 seconds is. A lot of time. It's way too much time, showgirl 420.
Starting point is 00:12:49 That's a lot, huh? DM me. Hit up your boy. Hit up your boy. Hey. So that was a shocking win last night, getting some good football. Did you watch the whole thing? No, no.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I folded asleep and woke up and went, oh, this game is over. When I woke up, they were hugging and going, Joe Flacco a week ago or whatever's traded, blah, blah, blah. That I went, oh, that's not good for the Steelers. It's run through some of the games we've got on. Sunday Rams at Jags. That's a 9.30 a.m. where are they? Oh, another one?
Starting point is 00:13:20 Are they over there still? Yeah, they do a butt ton over there this year. Raim football in America. God damn. It's the American game. It's a great. Eagles at Vikings, the 1 o'clock. Oh, maybe it's how dizzy doing that. Throw up. Patriots at Titans.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Wow, another probably victory for Patriots. Patriots are rolling, bro. Yeah. Wow. Panthers at Jets. Okay. Oh, 420 was referencing the Chiefs knocking their amount of the playoffs a couple of years ago with that 13 seconds.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yeah. We thought you meant something else. We were feeling pretty good about ourselves, 420, but no mind. Dolphins at Browns. This is an important game for the Dolphins, right? They got to start winning some stuff here. If the Browns end up beating them, I don't know. Where is it?
Starting point is 00:14:06 It's at Browns. Okay, all right. I was going to say, Mike McDaniels might not make it out of the stadium. I don't think they'd be like figure out of your own playing around. At home. Drive. That'd be hilarious. Get out of it, dude. That would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:19 He goes to get out on the plane and they just go. No, no, no, no, no. This plane is for the team? Yeah, it's for team employees only. Yeah, I'm the coach. You were the coach. You were the coach. About that.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Oh, Brianna's going to the Panthers Jets game. That'll be fun. Cool, yep. Oh, yeah, yep. Saints at Bears? Bears. Yeah, I need, I'm thinking I'm going to gamble and go Caleb Williams. I'm a quarterback.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I'm a big league because I need a big league win. every one of my guys is on a buy this week and it's killing me. So I need him to crush the Saints, so which now means he will throw two interceptions. Yeah. No touchdowns, 175 yards. Raiders at Chiefs.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Chiefs got to do something too, right? They're rolling a little bit, but I mean, that's an interesting game. It's a rivalry game. The Raiders are always playing tough. You never know. Colts at Chargers? Oh, that's...
Starting point is 00:15:10 Wait. Sunday 405? Seriously? Yeah. Colts at Chargers? Chargers? Yeah, why? Our random game where we picked and only could pick one other thing to do all field goals was Colts Chargers.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Because none of this is real. This is all a simulation, dude. So we ended up playing a game anyway on Tuesday, that. Wow. Yeah, we did. None of this is real, bud. That's weird. Giants at Broncos.
Starting point is 00:15:35 All right, that's a fun one. Jackson Dart and Bo Nix. Jackson Dart. Jersey should be here any day. Smoking hot darts, bro. Packers. at Cardinals? Maybe Kyle Murray comes back.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I don't know. Michael Parsons, one round. Then the game will play today for your game extreme. Commanders at Cowboys. That's you and your mom battling, right?
Starting point is 00:15:57 That's her team? Yeah. Yeah, that I don't know. It's going to be probably Washington just scoring 45, us trying to hang with them. And then it'll look better at the end. Just one Sunday night game
Starting point is 00:16:12 because you got two Monday night games again. There's always the one Sunday night game. It's just they take away from the Sunday after noon games. So all of a sudden there's like three Sunday after noon games. Falcons at 49ers for your Sunday night game. 49ers are all banged up. There's nobody to watch on that damn team. Then you got your two Monday night games, butts at Lions, Texans at Seahawks.
Starting point is 00:16:35 See, this week, though, it's the one where it makes me mad because it starts at 10, the second one. 10 o'clock. That's not cool. It's in Seattle. That's why. That's not. It's too late. Let's do a Friday night house party.
Starting point is 00:16:47 First one of the fall. I dislike music. Oh, okay. I don't care for music and I don't care for you. I don't care for music, loud noises. So I will not be in attendance. But the rest of you can come hang. Those are going to be marijuana.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Twitch.tv. slash K-Rock C&Y tonight at 7 o'clock. We'll do a little house party. I'll dust off the equipment. I haven't practiced in a while, so we'll see how good the house party even is, but we'll have a fun hang. Gonna get out of all ones and twos. I'm going to spin the decorinos. How come they're called ones and twos and not sixes or seven?
Starting point is 00:17:20 Did you watch that South Park yet? No. Yeah, they do a lot of six, seven stuff in South Park this week. It's funny. It's really funny. Well, that's about to be banned. Good. Get out of my school.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Enough is enough. A Pinellas Park neighborhood, this is down in Florida, said a guy is lucky to be alive because people were ready to, like, you know, defend their homes, as we will say. Okay. A naked man was running around and bringing doorbells. With what? Oh, I didn't know about that.
Starting point is 00:17:53 That's a good question. I was asleep and the doorbell rang. I answered the door and opened the door, and there was a guy standing here, and he was stark naked. Yeah. A pot of plant through my truck window and tore the lights off the front of the house. Hold this screen out. That's how you get shot, man.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Well, that's drugs. That's not being, that's not being, well. Or just straight up mental break. Yeah, you're not going to show a guy your wiener and rip out his front of the house lights and then throw a potted plant through the front of his truck. He pulled this screen out, laid it down, attempted to get the window open, we guess, and couldn't. So then he goes back here. Grabbed an axe and came back on to the back porch.
Starting point is 00:18:38 We don't know why he didn't use it. We see him open up the fridge, grab a bottle of beer, and a can of soda. You get popped. All naked. Especially in Florida, because I think Florida's got staying your ground loss. Oh, really? Roming around with an axe, trying to get to my house. Right?
Starting point is 00:18:53 I'm at least swing a shovel it the back of your head. Oh, yeah. That's for sure. Yeah. Man. They got these fun, like, pepperball guns you combine them. Oh, really? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Okay. They're running commercials for them. I might get one. That's just fun to have. I like those ones where they try to hide it and they're like, do you like this eerie corn? You want to be protected with this earracorn? It's like Bunya or something like that. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I forget what the name, burnia or something like that. Yeah. It's like it's a pistol that shoots, you can buy the rubber bullets or you can buy like the pepper balls. That's wicked fun. Yeah. And then I watch guys on YouTube test them out. I don't know how guys like that survive, but. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:33 No, I don't want to get shot with a fake bullet. Today we're going to try this new pepper ball gun and I'm going to get shot in the chest. No thanks. Dave's going to shoot me in the first. Dave's going to shoot me in the balls with this? You go ahead. I watch the whole thing. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:19:44 I don't care. This ball's good. These balls are great. Oh, good. Those balls are great. Hey, hey, yo, Bing Bong. Good morning. Happy Friday, everybody.
Starting point is 00:19:52 House party. Tonight, seven o'clock, let's do one. Let's do a house party. Let me dust off the decks. Let's have some fun and listen to some music tonight. Oh, my God. Seven o'clock on Twitch. Wow.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, bud. F and F. But before. I wish I was done. Or even, you know, during. and I wish I don't want to be around anymore. I don't want to be here anymore. Before, after, during
Starting point is 00:20:15 the house party, make sure you stop over to Sputicular Stroll. C&Y is not so scary. Half-mile Halloween walk for the famed family. Tonight and every Thursday through Sunday throughout the month of October, they got cool setups. Is he dead?
Starting point is 00:20:31 Did my friend die? Is Cody dead over there? Oh, he died. Yeah, yeah. Dress the kids. Cough. Breathe it in. Dress the kids in their Halloween costumes,
Starting point is 00:20:41 enjoy food trucks and fall treats. Of course, treats on the trail. Saturday and Sunday, upgrade the special pass. In order to get that trick or treat on the trail, five different stops. Tickets are by the carload. So load up that minivan, friends.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Load it up. Load it up. Maybe you got one of those like, what are those things you always see, like the church drivers, like the 12 passenger van? Now you're going to save a lot of money. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Just if, especially if, like, you are those weird neighborhoods where you're all, like, good friends, like the eight houses of you. Oh, that's my nightmare. Just get one big vehicle and then, boom. Load it up. I saw a couple large groups last Saturday. Like, I'm just, I'm not a social person, so I don't think that's for me. But I only see people doing that. Like, this time of year, don't they do, like, boo, like, your neighborhood booze you or something?
Starting point is 00:21:35 I mean, people boo me just because I'm in. I know you're talking about, yeah, you're like friends and stuff like that. You got boob, you're the boo basket or whatever the hell goes on. Yeah. No, I know you're talking about that happens. I mean, I'm not in, you know, in the apartment. No, no, and there's not really many around, but. I like keeping to myself.
Starting point is 00:21:54 I don't like interacting with anybody. I always used to try when I was out in my front yard. Yeah. I used to try to be that guy. Hi. Just because you're all, you all, you all see each other all day. You all live right there. Yeah, that's cousin Jay's neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:22:06 He says, I hate the boo basket. All you're doing is. giving me a chore to do. What is it, Jay? It's like I'm going to put together a basket of treats for you. And then I go and put it at your house. But I don't know if I don't tell. I think I don't tell you. And then I just say you've been booed. And now you have to do the same to somebody else. And that's still a thing people do. That's new, I think. This is just the last couple years. I mean, unless I'm way behind,
Starting point is 00:22:27 it doesn't know around that long. There's like whole website's dedicated to it. Dude, it's. Even Target has ads. It's boo basket season. What? No. No. it is just candy. Nerds, kick cats, all that stuff. Well, it's, yeah, it's whatever you want to put in a basket for somebody
Starting point is 00:22:47 with some Halloween, you know, it's just a Halloween treat. It's, I... Basket of seasonal presents. I see it more either with, like, females doing it because they're nice to their friends. Or, like, if you have a young kid, you go and you did it for that young kid
Starting point is 00:23:07 and then he does it. to, you know, those are usually the two I see. Yeah. But. Melfire, when we first moved in, I did that for our neighbors to say hi. That's nice. Cousin J says he prints out a sign that says, I've already been booed. He put it on his door, nobody boos him anymore.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Nice. That's hilarious. Oger says it's like a ding-dong ditch. You leave a gift, you leave a basket with snacks, and then you, uh, Melfire added booze to hers. All right, well, enjoy your boo baskets, friends. Right? Enjoy your boo. I mean, baskets.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Hell, I tried to give out. booze on Halloween to try to make friends with the neighbors. And it worked because of the next couple of Halloween's, you could hear people and look, that's the house! And then the people would be like, the adults would be like, you got to be like, I do it. I do, but come out of.
Starting point is 00:23:51 And I stopped buying the little shots because people would take those and they'd be gone so fast. Within five minutes. And you're like, oh, we'll take some shots. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. Throw those back. Have beer. Well, the new Halloween spending poll found the average cost of Halloween is about $2.08.9 bucks.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Whoa. I mean, now it's more if you've got kids, obviously. That's what I was going to say. If you've got kids and you're in like a neighborhood and all that, I could see that because I've spent, let's see so far, just on little fun little things and then my Halloween out costume from Sputacular, I've probably spent maybe 80.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Yeah. Yeah, that's about right. Because you're not going to be getting a costume. I mean, I guess you did get a costume for your business. But yeah, that was something. And I also am going to use all the time. I made sure that, you know what I mean, the two costume I did. That's why I went with a costume that I went with.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Yeah. I can wear it all the time with that business. And the other stuff is stuff that I'll use year round. Yeah. Little, you know, little. Little trinkets and decorations. 58 bucks is the average cost of a costume. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Yeah. 50, 51 bucks on party supplies. 50 bucks for candy at trick-or-treaters. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's how it breaks down. I, even more, that. one year we spent a ton of Halloween candy. Did you do full-size bars?
Starting point is 00:25:11 No. No. We'd get so many people that we were in a big neighborhood over there. There would be, depending on the year, kind of dwindled down. Yeah, I think it depends on where you're living because the neighborhood we go to, my brother and sister-in-law's neighborhood, it's like legit Liverpool neighborhood. Yeah. So I can imagine those houses because people are like busting into that neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Oh yeah. They'll drive in from the city or out where we live in the country. That's why I highly recommend a place like the village of East Syracuse, because you've got a lot of streets. You just go up and down, up and down, up and down all the way, and you just fill them up. Same with Phoenix, man. Phoenix is a cute trick-or-treat town if you're looking for a town.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Good idea, yeah, you've got to find the right areas to go up into. I also, since we're getting close to Halloween, there's that little weird area in between like East Syracuse and DeWitt that's up on that little hill that's behind like the Manoa Fire Department where we go whenever over there. Yeah. Uh, that's a pretty good hot spot for full bars and stuff. Nice.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Melfire says she's doing trunk or treat for the first time. I'm doing candy and goodie bags. Nice. What, like, do you just go to a place? You have to find, like, where the trunk or treat is? I saw that, uh, I'm not to keep plugging Phoenix, but I love my town. Oh, that's what what's going on? Like the night of, uh, the night of Halloween, they're doing like a trunk or treat at the high school, I believe, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:32 That's going to be so fun. I'm so mad at Syracuse. We're booking a game the night. At a Halloween? Such a You can skip it. Jerk move. Yeah, but I want to...
Starting point is 00:26:40 You want to see Bill Belichick. I know. I know. I'm just curious to see and it should be a decent game maybe, but I don't know. Let's just, don't book a game on Halloween night.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Joe says he's over in Galville and it's paid like a grid over there. Yeah, that's a nice area too. That's what it's where it's at. You got a Google map and see from above and you're like, boom. Boom. And boom.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I'm with Saliga. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. Friday. Night means? A couple things. First of all, let's have a house party.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Tonight, seven o'clock. Look at this guy. Not six but seven. Seven o'clock on Twitch. We'll do a house party. I'll dust off the equipment. We'll see if we still got it. We'll see if we still got it.
Starting point is 00:27:31 I do. Smoke your jazz cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Drink your beers and your whiskeys and your tequila as to come hang or stay sober. If you're sober, good for you. My left-handed cigarettes. But also don't forget.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Spooktacular strolls open for business That's where you're going to take the kiddos, all right? Yes. Now you can probably put the house party on in your earbuds And listen to my music while you're going through it if you want But there you go See and why's not so scary half-mile Halloween walk for the family Over at Long Branch Park in Liverpool
Starting point is 00:28:01 Is open Thursday through Sunday And tonight is no different. Friday nights are beautiful. Weather's going to be gorgeous. It's going to be nice and crisp. Yep. And of course you can enjoy. all of the family-friendly fun.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Just get your ticket to spooktacular stroll.com. I know that it only is going to add more for them. What? But the one suggestion I would have for Sputacular is, you know, right when you walk past the shed there and it hasn't, you don't quite get into the woods yet, but it opens up to the left. Projection screen.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Movie. Kids Halloween movie. Oh, that'd be pretty cool, yeah. That just because I affirm myself, that we can put on Ghostbusters. I like it. I like it. But I saw one on the internet and I went, oh, that'd be cool for over there.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Because there was a ton of kids playing because a badger and the crew set up a whole, like, family fun area back there to do stuff. Sugar asking in chat will be a 720 meeting tonight. Oh, there'll be 620, 720. A lot more meetings. 750. For Whiskey Wednesday, I've got to at least be a little coherent because I've got to, you know, plug businesses and, you know, do a presentation. For house parties, I can be high off my ass. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Hell yeah. It don't matter, baby. Unless my kids are listening, in which case I am very sober. And we don't do that. Some people are waking up and choosing violence as... I'll punch you right now. A gentleman on TikTok decided to see if he could make alcohol out of hot dogs. Yeah, I'm a...
Starting point is 00:29:40 Even I'm going to throw up on that, and I like hot dogs. Remember how gross it was and we tried to juice them? Mm-hmm. What did? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Here he is talking about it. I'm trying to think of the science behind it.
Starting point is 00:29:55 No, no, no, that's what I'm thinking. Alcohol comes from the sugars in the, in the, you know, the fermentation. So are you just leaving hot dogs in sugar water? In order to turn hot dogs in a delicious alcohol, I needed a way to extract the hot dog flavor into something fermentable. Once I had a concentrated pot of hot dog water, it was... Oh, no. Concentrated pot of hot dog water.
Starting point is 00:30:22 That's disgusting. My band Concentrated pot's going to be over at the... You're the job tomorrow night? Oh, cool. Yep. It's time to sterilize it with a pressure cooker, and our hot dog water can be used as a base frame. I started with a few pounds of honey,
Starting point is 00:30:34 enough to supply enough sugar to hit 16% out. See, there's your sugar, bud. Hot dog. There's nothing. better on a hot summer day than me grilling up a hot dog pouring the water to the side to have
Starting point is 00:30:50 as a sipable and then lamb basting that bitch with honey straight from a bee's anus. Like I know that it isn't honey bee vomit? I think it's B-vomit. Straight from a B's mouth hole. I'm thinking here
Starting point is 00:31:05 hot dog hot. Now I'm going to be like you say it. I know you can't not. You can't not. Hot dog water is just salty water, right? But it's got the meat flavor in it too? I don't know. I've never, ever
Starting point is 00:31:20 in my life tasted hot dog water. Ever. The bits amount it would take you guys to get me to boil hot dogs and drink the water on like a Coca-cobos is $100. Yeah, it would come up. And that's not worth it. No, I would just take a sip
Starting point is 00:31:36 and then it'd be, you guys would pay me, and then it wouldn't be worth it because there's not a chance I'm drinking it. All that was left to do was at our yeast and let this hot doggy mix ferment for 30 days. Now, all that's left to do is have a taste. You can collect the liquid that's at the bottom of the garbage bin at a baseball game. That is what we're drinking. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I want to die again. I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here anymore. I don't want to be here anymore. It's just an example of, yeah, you can, you can, but why? But why? For content. But don't.
Starting point is 00:32:07 For content we're doing this. But don't. 30 days. With your 30 day. With your 30-day stank dogs. Like, I'm gagging, thinking about a pot. You can't think about it. Think about a pot of just stagnant, hot.
Starting point is 00:32:21 And now you just poured a bunch of, like, honey and stuff in there. Then you got a mason jar, and you tighten that right up and leave her for 30 days. Handbone, I bet there's a hot dog water soda out there. Handbone loves drinking weird sodas. Yeah, we'll get it for handbone to drink. Hot dog so. And it just makes it, now you've made hot dogs unappealing to me because I don't want to think about the taste of the water.
Starting point is 00:32:45 You're already appealing. Hi, I'm sorry, did I startle you? When you're used to hearing a certain type of commercial, something like this can, well, take you by surprise. That's kind of how it is with the Lexus RX, a vehicle that has continued to defy expectations for over 25 years. From the first luxury vehicle of its kind to the first hybrid luxury vehicle
Starting point is 00:33:09 to the only plug-in hybrid worthy of the RX name. We understand you want more than the everyday SUV. It isn't being understood an amazing feeling. See Burdick Lexus in Cicero. Understand a thing bad money says. Now put on Pearl Jam. Yeah. Good morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Oh, is that Dave in Pearl Jam? Wow. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. Let's do it. Tonight, let's kick it off with a Friday night house party. First one of the season, but you bring your T-Amarini, y'all. Tonight at 7 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I'll go live on Twitch for a house party. We'll dust off the decks. Listen to some tunes. Just hang. It's a hang. It's a Friday night hang. Just hang out already. Just please spend time with me.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Oh, my God. Ew, they got engaged on the Today Show. You're a loser. Yeah, do it in a bedroom after a funeral like a real man. Maybe neither of those. Quitch.tv. Slash.k.m. C.N.Y. Tonight at 7 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:34:30 I will go live for a house party. Come hang with your boy. Hell yeah. It's free. You don't got to do anything. You don't got to pay anything. He has wigs. I can't find my emo wig, though.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I don't know where that went. I got my one wig, but I don't know my black emo wig went. I might need to do like a wig order. You need multiple wig. And then I had a Willy Wonka wig this week. It's Splash. I should have kept that wig.
Starting point is 00:34:53 I do need more wigs. I love wigs. You do, you should probably, listen, what we're going to do. We're going to start a, They were talking in a fourth wall here in that problem meeting about expanding a drive. How about we do a wig drive?
Starting point is 00:35:07 Okay. We can get you some wigs. I'll leave her whole damn hat. I don't... Seven o'clock today. No, I really do like wearing wigs, and I got to... I got to get some more.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Because I'm like putting on costumes. All right. So this isn't us. This is in Arizona. But Arizona's got a problem because it just rained, I guess, a lot down there. And the rain brought a lot. of these Sonora Desert toads out.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Okay. I love catching toads. And people are licking them because they got DMT on them. It's those? It's exactly those toads. Hell yeah. Also, like, like dogs are licking them. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Free drugs. If you have a dog that you're walking around this time where if you have a backyard, you kind of let them loose, let them free, maybe keep a closer eye because these toads are now out and about breaking from hibernation. And if your dog licks one of these toads, it could be pretty deadly, pretty quick. These toads have a neurotoxin that they admit as a defense mechanism. And it contains a psychedelic compound called DMT.
Starting point is 00:36:11 This is the same compound in magic mushrooms or ayahuasca. Some people will chase these toads down and try to get high again. People will chase these toads down. That's so funny just watching. To get high. Yo wait, dude, hold on. Like, how do you know you got the right toad? You just start licking, bro.
Starting point is 00:36:34 You start licking and see what happens. Just like college. You find the right toad, just start licking. The Sonoran Desert Toad excretes a neurotoxin that contains 5 MEODMT, like you said, a psychoactive compound, also found in ayahuasca. So you've got to spook it and then lick it. Oh, it's got to discreet it a little bit as a defense mechanism. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Gray Stafford is zoologist. and party animal and party animals said if your dog is to lick one of these toes how am I going to know is Friday going to start I mean it's not up here but is he just going to start tripping balls? I don't know if we're freaking out. It said they could be deadly quickly. Maybe for animals
Starting point is 00:37:11 they just die. I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, Michael Tyson smoked toad venom so really. Yes he did. You know. Yes he did. The first thing I would do, this is the zoologist saying this. First thing I would do is take a garden hose and flush their tongue with it and then get them to an emergency vet.
Starting point is 00:37:27 The key thing you want to do is keep their body temperature from spiking because that could lead to seizure or death. Gotcha. Oh, man. They also, I mean, it sounds like Arizona's partying right now. The rainfall also caused a bunch of mushrooms to grow that are also getting people high. Damn, yo, that's why every time we do these damn lists and like Arizona, really? That's why drugs just show up out of the ground.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Why is everybody moving to Arizona? Yeah, here's DMT. D&T will come out of the woods. We got shrooms when it rains. Damn. Good for you, Arizona. You're all asking where this is. This is down in Arizona.
Starting point is 00:38:05 They got a bunch of rain. Where exactly? Where exactly? Where exactly so we can avoid that area. Where am I going? Yeah, I don't want to go anywhere neither. So like coordinates exactly. Sputacular stroll is open, baby.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Every Thursday through Sunday over a Long Branch Park. Nine themed sections, including the skeleton graveyard, dinosaur dungeon, Pumpkin Patch. I heard in the spot. There's like a coloring sheet you can do. Family fun area. Oh, there's, you couldn't even talk about all the things that they have there. So much. So much room for activities.
Starting point is 00:38:48 There's all. There's a ton of room for activities. Of course, admission is buy the car load. Pack up the car full of the family and purchase your vehicle ticket at spooktacular stroll.com. There's a nightmare on my street. That's a good, good rapper to play for. Sputacular Stroll? Heck yeah. Will Smith.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Little Fresh Prince. I'll do a house party tonight. Seven o'clock. Speaking to DJ. Where is the Sputacular Stratt? I'm not. It doesn't matter. I'm not reading all.
Starting point is 00:39:15 I'm not reading all. I don't even know. I don't know. Doesn't matter. Never mind. Can you go through all the details again? I'm not going. I would like you to give every detail again.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I don't know what it is. I have no intention of going, nor was I going to go. But please repeat every single detail that you could possibly. I got to see if this is a clean before I play it. So I'll play it before the end of the show. but I guess they released more of the Bill Belichick, Jordan Hudson. I don't know. Sex tape?
Starting point is 00:39:40 No. I might watch that because she's pretty hot, but I don't. I'd look at her, but then he'd be in it too. Yeah, it'd be a lot of my penis in and out, in and out. No, she's like in a coaching meeting or something. She's questioning the clips. Oh, no. I bet they swear then if they're in a coach's meeting.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Are you kidding me? The clip I just saw was like. He's not making it to the Halloween. Oh my God, he's letting her in football meetings. What is happening in North Carolina? I think I can play this section because I just listen to this and it's clean. I'll come back to this. They're tonight.
Starting point is 00:40:16 They play Cal. Do they? Yeah. Wow. They just got to make it two more weeks. Nope, they're going to lose. So you can see him in the dome. And they're going to get blown out next week.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Mm-hmm. And then they're going to say they have figured out a deal. with Bill Belichick so they don't have to pay him the full 70 whatever million. They've worked out a deal. He will get, you know, $20 million, and he will walk away right now. And his son will stay on board and we'll take over until the end of the year. So he will be the interim head coach. And then at the end of the year, he'll be gone.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Seems like I talk about AI a lot lately because it is such a big story. You have to. It is such a prevalent thing in our lives right now. I've been playing with it. I made Cody into a pumpkin on SORA for last night's clip. I made you. Oh, that was actually...
Starting point is 00:41:09 Oh, really? I made it. Oh. That's really funny. I thought when you said that, I thought you just met like you saw that pumpkin and it has a beard and it was smoking so hot.
Starting point is 00:41:19 I used Sora too to make a bearded pumpkin with a backwards hat smoking a joint on a porch. I put in all my descriptors. I would have done it. I could have done it better. But I wanted just to get it out there. No, that's wicked cool. Yeah, that's a U.
Starting point is 00:41:31 I made you a pumpkin. See, that's him right there. Yeah, that's what it was. With your beard and your backwards hat and a pumpkin. I can make anything I wanted. Oh, I see the thing now. I see the thing now. A little ghost eyes.
Starting point is 00:41:43 That's hilarious. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure it out. It's like, I'm so torn because I know that AI is going to destroy us. And I know it's killing our environment. But it's also fun to make Cody a pumpkin. I was going to say, yep, but. It's also fun to make Cody a pumpkin. Yep, you really got to.
Starting point is 00:42:00 It was fun to watch Mr. Rogers. yell at the ref, saying he got a three count in the last match. I like it. Very weird. All right. Very creepy. But the other AI news that's out right now is more adult in nature. As Sam Altman, CEO of, you know, Open AI and all this stuff, he's a big proponent of this.
Starting point is 00:42:21 He's a big what to do. Kind of said that you're going to get AI porn soon, but now he's like kind of backtracking a little bit. No, it's already out there, isn't it? I don't like it. A post from Sam Altman said that Chad GPT will soon include erotica for verified adults. And then people got like, okay, what do you mean erotica?
Starting point is 00:42:49 Now he says, we have no intention to create AI-generated pornography. But we do. But they're gonna. Like, you can't stop that. You can't stop. Like, here's what. Anytime an old white guy
Starting point is 00:43:02 tell you he has no intention of doing something, he a thousand percent is going to do that thing and then tell you that you are ridiculous forever even thinking of that. I hate to break it to you, but Sam Altman is younger than both of us. Oh, really? Oh, I just have this old white guy. No, you're Sam Altman.
Starting point is 00:43:18 He says more like, it seems like you'll be able to do like text erotica, like dirty texting to Chad GPT. And be like, hey, chat GPD. Yeah. want to see my wiener, and it'll be like, no, please, I don't. I really, really don't.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Because there are safeguards. Like, I've been playing with Sora, too, a bunch. And I really, like, like I said, I want to make Cody something that is going to freak him out. I just can't get it to work. Because they do have, like, some kind of guardrail right now. Where if I try to upload a photo of you, it says I can't because I have no, I don't have permission to your likeness.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Oh. Don't you tell me what I have permission to. Yeah, don't you tell me. Same with me. I can't put my photo in there because I don't have permission to use my likeness. I don't know. It's weird. But you can do a thing where you can add a cameo. Who does?
Starting point is 00:44:05 Because that's even creepier. Who does have permission to your likeness? Even though they can verify it's you, then who does? Because someone does, right? Somebody does. That has to have an ability to be unlocked somehow. That's weird to think of. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:44:24 So they believe that OpenAI, maybe not getting into pornography directly, but I don't think you're going to be able to stop it. No. On the internet, wild speculation that Open AI is getting into porn or porn-adjacent erotica. Porn adjacent. Has been, hold on. Pornias, it says porn-jason erotica to drive revenue is inevitable, given that the company's CEO is teasing it already.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah. So no, Open AI hasn't clarified when the sexy stuff will come out, but I don't think we're going to be able to stop it. When the sexy stuff is going to come out. Because they get really close right now, and it's, it's, like, I feel there's going to be just a lot of lonely people who are just talking to Chad GPT and beating off to Chad GPT and, like, falling in love with non-existent people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Like, there's entire TikTok accounts right now that are AI that nobody knows their AI. Oh, geez. And, like, it's people think it's a real person and it's not. Well, look at the South Park episode there. I know. It happens. It's the dead internet theory, and I think it's happening faster than we expect. I think social media is about to die off.
Starting point is 00:45:37 I think a lot of this is about to die off. I don't know what replaces it. Maybe human conversation again. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Let's get back to the house party tonight. 7 o'clock on Twitch.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Come hang, and we'll listen to some tunes. We'll hang out. All piano ballads. All piano ballads tonight. 7 o'clock on twitch.tv slash K-Rock C&Y. Just, I mean, you answer no answer. What? Borac?
Starting point is 00:46:08 If they're on a service. No. I don't think they're on like any. There's no chance. They've never uploaded music, right? They don't have like a... Just type it in real quick into... Oh, you can never write here.
Starting point is 00:46:17 How do I spell it? Tell me how to spell it. Hold on. War. I'll see if the run. W.A.R. W.A.R. A. Q.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Yeah. Yeah, they're there. You can't play an in it right now. You can't play in. They have Gang of Thrones. Yeah, you're damn right. Featuring Warwick, King Grotie trilogy. The list goes on and on.
Starting point is 00:46:42 All right, good to know. Good to know. They're from Warwick, Rhode Island. The Rhode Island. Yeah. Hell, yeah, they are, dude. The tough streets. I thought they were from New York.
Starting point is 00:46:53 More active is mug. You already know if he came to turn up. They got, it's Rhode Island's pretty close. It looks similar. Oh. So a Swiss shoe manufacturer is facing a class action lawsuit because their shoes are too squeaky. Can that, that's a thing?
Starting point is 00:47:09 Um, yeah, I get it. If you have, like, you've ever had that with your shoes, do like the, and it's like,
Starting point is 00:47:16 come on. Just don't buy the shoes. You don't know it. Oh, till you get it? You don't know. The case filed last week in Portland claiming on cloud, on cloud tech. Is that the shoe on clouds, right? That's almost like DC, but it sounds familiar.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Produces, quote, a noisy and embarrassing squeak with every step. Two plaintiffs target 11 cloud branded products alleging cloud tech out souls are defective and cause squeaking during walking and running. I can see that. They're like big Swiss. cheese souls. Those are those on cloud ones,
Starting point is 00:47:54 yes. Yeah. Because I always thought, the 90s kid in me thought that it was a new DC shoe. I was like, we're bringing back DCs,
Starting point is 00:48:02 bro? No, it's O.C. On cloud. Yeah. Yeah, Malfire says her docs are squeaky, but she still wears them. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Well, these shoes, the on clouds cost between 140 and 180 a pair. Sneakers aren't cheap anymore. No, that's what's crazy, man, is that they're just, they're not, if you're going to be
Starting point is 00:48:20 paying that, they sure is hell better not make a weird noise when I walk. Right. One customer complaint said, quote, my nickname at work is squeak from the shoes squeaking so much. The suit seeks a jury trial but doesn't specify damages. What are you going to get?
Starting point is 00:48:36 You want your money back? Okay, take your money back. That's what I was going to say. What are you suing for? You get your money back. Let's not be greedy. You didn't, you did not. There's no pain and suffering. No. Irreparable damage. I would do my ego. We're going to my wearing my squeaky shoes.
Starting point is 00:48:51 My ego is blown. I had a kid tell me I'm corin. Yeah. I had a big raise coming up at work and I got denied because my shoes were too squeaky. It was like the Seinfeld episode where I was going to get a big job. But the guy that was going to hire me is very, very particular. Anything will set him off. And my pants were switching when I walked.
Starting point is 00:49:13 So then I went there. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, man. I don't know what you get out of that. But if anybody out there has the, anybody out there have the on clouds, are they squeaky?
Starting point is 00:49:23 Are they squeaky? Honestly, that's why I don't like to wear flip-flops. Because they flop? I hate that. That spank. Well, it makes me self-conscious. If people pick up, well, you're using slides. So they slide over the slides.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I got those over there. I wear those. And there's people in the summertime who just don't pick up their feet when they walk. They just drag their sandals. I don't like those people. just as weird though are the people that walk on their you ever seen them that walk like on their
Starting point is 00:49:52 and like the tippies? Yeah our our youngest used to do that when he was a baby we had to like train him not to do it that babies don't know. Up until he was like a toddler we're like you can't walk on because it screws up your development. Oh does it? Yeah. So maybe they just did it their whole life and nobody corrected. Oh geez. Only because I don't care if you lose your voice on a Friday. Me? I think that it'd be scary if RFK Jr. read the copy for the spooktacular
Starting point is 00:50:19 This year, R3rd is two bag. It's true. It's not so scary. A mile Halloween walk from the family. It's over at Long Branch Park in Liverpool that I heard if you walk now that it cuts down on a lot of disease. Oh, okay, good. You got to get out of the walk. There's scary things like the Gallatin graveyard.
Starting point is 00:50:42 There's dinosaur dungeon and the... Where do we get tickets, R.K. Jr.? You get tickets. by the carload and sputagular stroll.com. Thank you. Very, very honored to have you in studio. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I got a headache, but I'm not going to do it. Good. Good. No Tylenol, no circumcisions. Thank you so much. Makes me lose my voice. I know. That's why I waited to now to ask,
Starting point is 00:51:11 because you only got a half hour left. Are you having to say words? I just got to be in little tight. Uh-huh. Your mom loves it. What are you even talking about? We're also going to do a house party tonight. I'll play some tunes at 7 o'clock on Twitch if you're looking for some music.
Starting point is 00:51:25 I love to sing. Do you? I love to sing. I love seeing. I love video. Anything. I like to sing so many songs. Show tunes?
Starting point is 00:51:34 Do you like show tunes? Oh, so. Oh, so where. Beautiful. That's a beat. What a voice. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:44 You're good. You're good. I'm, I'm. I keep seeing these articles and these things. Am I having a Mandela effect moment? Because, like, the Today Show covered it. I'm reading this story on USA Today. Where they put a pumpkin on the top of this, like,
Starting point is 00:52:10 it's called Montana's main hall spire. It's a university. We saw it on the thing. Because I said, how did they get it up there? They put a ladder outside the window? We have that here, right? Doesn't, like, Cornell or something, do a pumpkin-on-a-spire thing? Am I misremembering, or is that like...
Starting point is 00:52:26 That I'm not sure. I mean, I don't know. Cornell did it in the 90s, I guess. All right, so we do have a localized version of this, but... Pumpkin on a... Pumpkin on a spire on a building? Like, it was always like a mystery. How'd they get it up there?
Starting point is 00:52:42 Let me see, Syracuse. I'll type it in. I'll see you. I feel like it was one of the... It was a prank in 97 at Cornell's McGreg. Raw Tower in Ithaca, not Sarah. Oh, sorry, I type in Syracuse. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:53 The large pumpkin was impaled on the tower spire and remained there for 158 days, becoming a campus legend. So it only happened once here locally. Okay. I think it looks like it. Well, this is one that happens every year. Oh. This is a pumpkin.
Starting point is 00:53:09 How does it? I'm going to tell you. Because somebody came out. They're spoiled it? An anonymous person has told you how they do it if you want to know. Oh, I mean, I do. But I'm sure the people there don't. like that masked magician thing with that
Starting point is 00:53:22 douchebag guy came out and gave away all the secrets. Yeah, they don't want to know how it's done. It's like the mystery is what kind of makes it cool, right? Because it's weird because when you see that picture, you're like, somebody's got to put a ladder in a very vicarious spot.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Precarious? Percarious? What's vicarious? Is that like sexy? Viscis is like a liquid can be viscous. What's vicarious? Ask your phone. What's vicarious mean?
Starting point is 00:53:53 Experienced in the imagination through the feelings or actions of another person. I could glean vicarious pleasure from the struggles of my imaginary film friends. I don't understand. I don't understand. A thing you just said. That's right. It's a Friday. We're out of words.
Starting point is 00:54:07 We're out of thoughts. You know how it goes. Precarious. So an anonymous climber disclosed how the break comes to be. Wait. So is it just a climber or is it a guy that has done it? It's anonymous, so we don't know. And he probably doesn't want to get in trouble if he's like, I did this.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Yeah. It's porn adjacent. An anonymous climber says, quote, the root starts at the rear fire escape and involves using parts of the clock until you're up at the top. Because I guess, like, if you look at the top of the clock on it, like Doc Brown climbing that. There's things you can't see. He says the green roof is a very slippery tile. So if there's any condensation on it, it's very dangerous. The operation requires multiple lookouts all throughout campus, middle of the night,
Starting point is 00:55:00 and then two climbers up top looking out for the police with radios and group texts. The climber said the university has hired some outsource people to put it up safely and not put students at risk, but being climbers, we still try to erase them to do it first. So the university is like, all right, we'll put it up there. We don't want a kid falling off the roof. I would imagine that'd be an easy one. You just, you get a pumpkin with a hole in the bottom, and then you have Tom fly his drone with the pumpkin,
Starting point is 00:55:29 and then you just... Yeah, like probably not. You need a big drone. Pumpkins are heavy. Maybe like one of those, like, Amazon drones. Speaking of pumpkins. Speaking of pumpkins, and I ask your mother this, because I feel like...
Starting point is 00:55:41 Oh! No, I ask her because I wonder if she had the same cold chill I had last night as on Cocoa Puffs. Me? Cody had a pumpkin. and he was going to carve it to either drink out of or smoke out of.
Starting point is 00:55:56 After. And he realized the pumpkin was too hard. And he takes this giant knife and just start stabbing at the top of it. And I'm like, I turned ghost white at my house. I'm like, I'm about to watch this guy sever a major artery because he's playing with a giant knife.
Starting point is 00:56:16 I stab myself on the regular in the hands with knives and stuff, But nothing like, you just started like on a slippery round surface stabbing the biggest blade you own. Sometimes you catch yourself and you get your fat little hands. My hands are, I got fat little hands. So luckily I just slice fat most of the time. Oh my God. I get why your mother is just on edge all the time.
Starting point is 00:56:39 I'm watching. I'm like, I didn't even think of that. Yep. That's a problem. Yeah. Well, that, yeah, that, that happens. The year you got a pocket knife. What happened?
Starting point is 00:56:49 He got me a buck knife. And what'd you do with it? I guess I'm going to stab everything. I started stabbing presents. Yeah. That was so sharp. And then what'd you do? I don't, did I cut myself?
Starting point is 00:56:58 I don't ever remember. My brother got a knife for Christmas one year and he cut his hand wide open. Almost instantly. Nope, no. I mean, again, cuts, yeah, but no, like, because after I was, I found a different knife. And I was just, I went to put it back in and it got stuck and I went to close the drawer. And it came back. And I'm like, you bastard isn't even from the pumpkin.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Like when I'm in here with you, I can say, don't do that. No, don't do that. But when I'm just helpless watching on a screen as you take a Mike Myers-style knife and just start doing this to a pumpkin, I go, we're going to watch an artery get severed, huh? I went out to make sure I went that way. Faced away from it. That's your boy. That's your boy. The spooketcular stroll is open tonight through Sunday over at Long Branch Park.
Starting point is 00:57:47 It's for the family. it's for the little kids. Just come and just say, little little kids. For everybody. Really, it's just a fun vibe. If you want to come out just for fun Halloween vibes tonight,
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Starting point is 00:58:10 Just, like, shut up, shut up, do it? You shut up and do it? I think we need to follow Nova Scotia's lead here. Oh, Nova Scotia do you see. Wait, that's not. It's in Canada. Bear of mine.
Starting point is 00:58:22 The great lady is that. Big latest thing. Because they got a point here. People have people mayors. But what about our pets? Our pets don't have a pet mayor. So they elected a pet mayor. A mayor for all pets.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Okay. They had 10 candidates. All right. Public voting. It was available on this. like a rescue site. Yep. The dog candidates were Derby, Major, Susie, Raya,
Starting point is 00:58:54 duckie, nanya, beeswax, Jack, Mr. Bear, and Nova. Okay. Nova campaigned as the fetchmaster of Amherst, promising more woodchips in the dog park, free balls at every poop bag station, and town-wide treat dispensaries. Well, interesting.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Miao Stash is described as a distinguished, determined in dappy dog. Dappy, cat, cat, dog. Derby touts his office experience in that he loves paperwork and has boundless energy. All right. Winner will be announced tomorrow. Winner will be announced tomorrow. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Good for them, man. We need a pet mayor. We need the show's pet election. Y'all are your dogs. We're going to vote in a dog mayor. I mean, I just assumed if whoever is like your towns. mayor or whatever their pet is, that's, that's your mayor too. That's the pet mayor.
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