The Show - OH, FUDGE
Episode Date: August 22, 2026No recaps on Friday shows, but where can your boy get some fudge?...
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
It's 21st.
Wow.
Two thousand, twenty-six.
Braise.
Mm-hmm.
Brazy.
What on August.
How good morning, everybody.
Happy Friday.
You did it.
We're here.
Oh, God.
Five-day work week.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
It was fast week, though.
Fast week, I know.
Real fast.
I know.
Very fast.
Cooking right along.
Your baby boys are live and in charge.
Foggy up north this morning.
Is it?
Oh, I.
I couldn't see.
I'm still down in the East Coast.
Dude, I could not see.
Coming out of Fulton up up 690.
That always makes me more nervous than...
I was so afraid of deer or something jumping out.
For some reason, when it's foggy like that,
it makes me more nervous than when it's like rainy and snowy.
There's something about it with the deer.
I was like, please don't.
They're going to be just curdled up in the middle of the damn road.
Yeah, be very careful if you're heading out right now.
It's supposed to clear out pretty quick, like here in the next couple hours.
That's good.
In the Beaville area?
That's bad.
Dude, it was like, I couldn't, if you were in front of my car right now, I wouldn't have been able to see.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
We get it.
It's big.
We get it.
You got thick clouds.
Yeah, Jimmy's in Fulton right now.
Can't see anything.
Hmm.
Some large March sent you.
You got to tell them.
Some large March sent you.
No, no, nothing.
Nothing for me.
How the, uh, how the pre-season football fanantics, whatever you watched last.
Hey, how was that game?
You turned it on for a second.
You watch your tone.
Well, you saw the rookie jitters a little with that pick six.
Yeah.
You saw that.
Yeah.
You saw a lot of people checking their fantasy boxes for Woody Marks.
Woody Marks.
What was the quote I texted you?
Hold on a second.
The announcer said the phrase,
asking Woody Marks to carry the load.
Who's Woody Marks?
You're running back for the Texans.
Is he a big deal?
Only in the sense that fantasy plus.
players got him on their radar because he kind of, he didn't break out last year, but he showed
little, like, flashes where you were considering him for this year.
Okay.
Last year.
So.
He's being asked to carry the load as far as I know.
Listen, what he's going to hit them holes?
He's going to carry a big, strong load on his shoulders.
Going to fill them holes, carry that load.
When he doesn't take it to the face, he'll be all right.
Anyways.
So you got a little football action last night.
Congratulations.
It was.
Thursday.
night. Preseason football.
It's not boring, but it's still boring.
It's just something to, it's the fact that football's back.
Well, when I turned it on, it was 17 to nothing.
So I was like, ah, we're not doing, we're not playing defense again.
Didn't we, that's just what we do in preseason football?
Well, it's the, again, it's the players.
It's the rookies, the ones that are trying to make the team.
That guy from, I forget where he went, was it, CNS, that Mike Washington.
Okay.
He had another good couple runs for,
the Raiders, so he's looking like a
breakout star early on in this preseason. So some of these guys might actually get a look
and make the team after these games, right? Oh yeah. So that's kind of cool. Washington
definitely will. It's kind of cool that you get to watch these fellows on their way up.
Yeah. The film follows scuba diver Austin Abrams,
who while searching for the remains of his father, Josh Brolin. Oh, I do love Josh
Brolin. Well, Matt, he's dead. In a desperate fight for survival when he's swallowed by
a massive whale
Trapped
Maestro
Isn't it
Moby Dick?
Did we already do that?
Pinocchio.
Oh, Pinocchio, that's
right, yeah.
Pinocchio gets into
Wales belly.
Pinocchio.
Good morning, everybody.
It's a me, Pinocchio.
I know it's early,
but for some reason
everybody wants Cody to watch
this whale fall movie trailer.
I love it.
It's my favorite.
I love nothing more
than deep sea adventures.
It came out yesterday.
It's in theaters
October 16th.
It'll never be as bad
as a reaction
is when, and I can ruin this because it was from the 90s, I believe,
in deep, is it deep blue or deep blue sea?
I don't know.
The shark movie with L.L. Cool J. and I think maybe Sandra Bullock and Samuel L.L. Jackson
and their scientists and like the sharks are crazy and underwater.
And then that one swims up, jumps up and eats him while he's standing on the deck
underwater in that like scientist layer.
That messes you up?
Because I didn't know that was going to happen then.
So deep blue C.
Yeah, deep blue C.
All right, let me just play it right now.
You want to watch it?
Go ahead.
Why do you guys like punishing him so much?
Doesn't even enough going on?
Go ahead.
All right, jump in Twitch or the show.com.
If you want to watch this trailer.
The beginning parts are probably going to be worse where he's just goobing
diving around like an idiot.
It's got a handsome Josh Brolin in it.
You know, I saved my life once.
This guy swims up.
Kind of nowhere.
Guides me up like an angel.
Probably saved a lot of legs.
Did you know him?
It's my father.
No.
I know your dad was rough on you,
but he knew what he was talking about, especially down there.
Now they're scuba diving, those you're listening.
And in the ocean.
Oh, that's terrifying.
Predators have all the advantages.
At least that's good's live.
So what options does that leaf prey like you?
So, all right.
For those you just listening,
a man of scuba diving right now.
A squid goes by him and then a gigantic sperm whale or something.
Just that's what eats those big ass squid.
Oh boy.
Our whales.
And it looks like it grabbed him.
Oh my God, yep.
It grabbed the squid and him.
And now he's going to be Pinocchio.
Yep.
He's getting sucking in the whale's mouth, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah. This is exactly Cody's nightmare.
This fall.
He's in the whale's belly now, I guess.
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh my God.
Just the claustrophobia.
You're gonna just accept your fate?
60 minutes of air.
I wanted to pass on things when I knew.
So what it matters.
You know what to do.
He's gonna venture back.
He's gonna go off the B-hole.
Survive the unthinkable.
Oh, there's squids in there, too.
The squid is in there fighting him in the belly.
Survivor survive.
Whale fall.
Yeah, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
All right, I get the trailer is scary, but what?
I'm supposed to watch two hours of that.
Right.
He's in the belly of a whale for two hours.
Or is it like an hour of all that other stuff?
A lot of build up and then he's finally in the water and then it's that for.
Oh my God, though.
Yep, no.
Yeah, that was a tough watch.
It's called whale fall if you want to see it.
Just that claustrophobic.
feeling. Yeah.
Of being in the belly of a whale?
Well, just not even so much
There was there no water in there. I'm not
going to dissect the whale fall trailer. There was some
So much going on. It was like his bile.
Mm-hmm. Man.
But I watched a movie yesterday. I posted on my Facebook page about it.
Yeah, I haven't watched that, yeah. The last house. I haven't watched
that yet. I think it's terrible. I think it's a terrible
movie. But the problem is I like
just watching movies. It says something
isn't the trailer it says like the start? So was it
the start of a bunch of
movies and that's like the first...
Oh, maybe.
I have no idea.
I don't want to spoil it in case you watch it.
It's basically...
I don't want it to, but everybody's saying it's terrible.
Like, the plot is that these people of, uh, these people are locked in their home for reasons.
I'll let you watch the movie and figure out, like, all the people are all locked in their homes.
Yeah.
And it's like a survival thing.
And I have a problem where I watch movies and I just like the act of watching movies and just, I like being told stories.
So I'm watching it
And my wife picks on me
Because I do just like movies
Yeah
So I watched it
And even at the end of it
Even me who loves movies
And I go
I think that was terrible
And I was like do other people think
That's why I posted
I go
Do other people think it's terrible
Oh they think it's terrible
And it seemed like a lot of people
Bro like Rotten Tomatoes has like the lowest rate
Like I see like one star reviews for this movie
I think Netflix
Is chasing a drug
dragon where instead of letting it happen just naturally,
Mm-hmm.
Finding another scary show.
Sure.
They are trying to chase the dragon of that haunting of Hill House or the...
All those, yeah.
You know, whatever that one was, because that...
This is last...
That was phenomenal, and I don't even like scary stuff.
Yeah.
But that was one of the best things I've ever watched.
That whole series of them, the Hill House, and then they...
I forget the other ones.
Even the next one was pretty good.
Yep.
Yeah, and then I like, what was that one where they were on the island that we both liked?
The preacher or the...
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
But yeah, yeah, they were all pretty good.
But, yeah, I think they're all, they're trying to chase that of, we hit a home run immediately
because that was around the time when Netflix kind of went from their, oh, yeah, you've got Netflix to you need Netflix.
Yeah, because if you watch the last house.
And if you're like me, here, here.
how the
watching the last time,
Midnight Mass was at one, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watching that movie yesterday,
it's an hour and like 50 minutes.
So for an hour and 30 minutes,
I was just like,
this is fine.
It was just fine.
Yeah.
And then the last 20 minutes,
I was like, what?
No, I know exactly,
no, no, I know exactly what to me.
I was in for an hour and a half.
I was like, oh, okay.
And then the last 20 minutes
I was literally like
Oh really?
Because a thing happens at the very end
Where you're like
Oh really?
Honest to God though
That's my review of it
That could be very similar to the review
I gave
I would give to the next
After 28 days later
I finally watched that 28 years later
I liked it not that I thought it was bad
But the review would be
For the first however I'm like
Oh okay
Okay, and then there's the thing that happens and I go, wait, what?
Oh.
And then I spent the next like 20 minutes going, huh?
Yeah, that's how this thing ended.
And then the end.
And I want to say what happened so bad, but I don't want to ruin it.
Are you going to watch the movie?
Can I tell you off mic?
I'm trying to think.
Not if it's as bad as everyone is saying it is.
I probably won't.
I don't think you will because I've recommended a lot of good things to you.
You haven't still haven't gotten to.
That's why I tried to start watching all those movies because a lot of them are the new ones.
Well, if you want me to spoil it for you with the thing that happens at the end, I can.
But it was literally an hour and a half of me going, okay, fine.
And then the last one of them is going, what?
Gotcha.
And then really?
Oh, is that simple?
See, I do recommend 28 years later, though.
That's the newest one that came out?
No, that's why I wanted to watch that one because I think the other one is probably going to be leaving soon.
Who knows that bone collector?
Oh, I got to watch those movies.
I would recommend them if you like kind of, because they're not zombies.
But they all have British accents?
They're infected.
Oh my God, why can't I remember now?
Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyways.
That's our movie segments for this morning.
Whale fall, don't think I'm going to see that.
I don't know how that would be interesting to me,
but I also just watched the last house,
which also wasn't interesting to me.
Yeah, but those, that looks different than the whale one.
The way one, it looks like you've got a,
you're in one situation for, you know what I mean?
You're just going to be stressed out for the whole movie.
Yeah, and you're just watching him in a whale's gut.
Happy Friday, we did it, friends.
We made it to the end of the week.
I work weekends.
I mean, dude, that sucks that you're saying that because I actually work.
It's actually my first day at work, so.
I actually work every single day?
Yeah.
That's thanks, though, because they call me Mr. No Days off.
Yeah, so.
Oh, it must be nice.
It must be part-time.
Must be nice.
Cool, though.
In a headline that should be the least surprising.
Out of No Dodd magazine.
as I like to say.
Ooh, subscribed.
Bluntman arrested, suspected of distributing drugs at gathering a juggalos.
Hey.
His name's Bluntman.
You leave Bluntman alone.
And do we really only have one Bluntman?
Right, and he's Bluntman?
Or that's just his name, so.
Police say a man known as Bluntman was planning to distribute a large amount of marijuana
during the gathering of the juggalos.
Salat him.
Yeah, why is that?
It's the gathering of the juggalo's.
Yeah, that's...
Marijuana's the least of your concerns
with the gathering of the juggalo.
They don't say that's going to be their issue?
Of all the things.
Because I just saw a clip of someone that asked someone,
what's the craziest thing they've seen at the gathering of juggalos today?
And the guy goes,
probably the lady that stapled her,
you know, one of her parts to the inside of her leg.
And she only got second because a guy stapled it.
his ball sack too was like that was a thing that was a clip of the guy asked another guy at the
gathering of juggles what's the craziest thing you've seen here today and they said that oh my god
there was a crazy off contest and that lady got second for stapling her heart to pull that down
and put her to her thigh and she got second to the guy that did this i would even her first yeah that yeah
that's first over balls i have such a strange relationship with with juggalo's because i don't care for
the music no but i like you i like i like
what you're doing.
I bet that festival is fun.
I bet there's no fights.
Unless they are...
I don't think it's my kind of fun.
Unless they want them to be fighting.
Oh, unless it's like a planned fight or whatever.
No, I don't...
I'm not going to go.
I'm not going.
But I'm fascinated by it.
Yes.
Like you just said, you watched the clips.
I've watched several little YouTube docs
about the gathering of the juggalo's.
It's fascinating to me.
Yep.
It's wild to see the people
that also exist on this plan.
with me, I just don't really need to be hanging around with him, you know?
But sometimes, you wonder, maybe a little bit.
I'm sure you're all fine.
I just, it's not my bag.
No, no, you guys have fun.
More for you.
Juggalo's, what up?
This is the Duke Vine and Jane.
One happening in St. Clown Basin here to talk about Bluntman's famous one-stop shop at the
gathering of the Juggalo's.
I'm going to let all y'all know that Bluntman's famous one-stop shop is where you need to go
and cop the finest weeds.
and paraphernalia's at the gathering of the jugolos.
That was violent, Jay, promoting.
That's where you got in trouble, Bluntman.
You should have kept it a secret.
Yeah, I was going to say, that was before.
Before he was saying, like, hey, if you're at the Jugglos,
go see Bluntman's one-stop shop.
Some Nark got a hold of it.
And I was like, hey, weed is illegal in blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Missouri.
All then, probably.
According to court records, Bluntman was arrested,
45-year-old Kevin Bluntman-Jones is held without bond in Camden County Jail on felony charges of drug trafficking.
Without bond.
And delivery of a controlled substance.
Unreal.
So now the-definite danger.
Now the taxpayers got to pay for this guy to be in jail.
Get him a ticket.
Get him out of there.
When they were just about to get some staky-jiky from all the things.
When members of the task, let me see how much he had.
All right, let me see.
According to Bubba, the task force found documents on the website, juggalo-gathering.com that it describes
Bluntman's one-stop shop
had been supplying the festival for more than 20 years.
Oh, really?
I'm kind of sad.
So how many pounds of weed do you think he had on them when they caught him?
Oh, man.
And a gathering of juggalo's...
Ten?
Ten pounds?
Yeah?
128 pounds a weed.
Oh, man.
So, I want to be on your side, Bluntman.
Maybe don't...
But that, you're going to catch a huge trafficking charge for that, bud.
Are you moving?
A hundred pounds of pot?
Yeah, I bet he is.
A hundred pounds of pot is so much.
Can you describe to me what that would look like?
Like how much would it fill?
This table.
How many?
Yeah.
It's like those bricks.
Yeah.
So it would be $100 big, huge like bricks.
Wow.
Plus 28 of them.
When members of the task force stopped him on Monday,
they say they found approximately 128.
pounds of marijuana and a camper, along with signs that said weed for sale and flower for sale.
Why does it matter the flower then? You already said weed.
They state they also located plastic containers of psilocybin mushrooms.
Oh, his whole stash.
Court documents state the search also located laminated paper with QR codes for various payment methods.
He's not a business man. He's a business man, but it's like...
That sucks.
I know.
But if you got to be careful.
on the down low, but.
Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're part of a traveling festival.
If weed is illegal in Missouri or whatever county they're in,
then it's illegal.
Yeah.
Yeah, it sucks.
I know you're having fun, but.
Yeah, you just then you just have fun yourself in Missouri.
Yeah.
Wait until you get out of Missouri, then learn you go somewhere else where it's coup.
You guys have fun of your gathering a juggeralds.
I'm assuming it's happening now, right?
If he was, I'm en route to the jugolo festival.
I don't check Fago sales.
You cannot expect
New News Anchor to walk.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I'm doing words here.
You cannot expect a weekend news anchor
to walk from the Brown lot like a poor?
Are you killing me?
Going to have to.
I mean, good morning.
We're discussing all the new fair changes here.
I don't like these changes.
I don't know.
Why do they got to make these changes?
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Well, we were talking about, so I guess I don't really understand it.
I'm reading the article.
They say the fair has made changes to the fairgrounds to make them more secure and protect fairgoers walking around the ground.
Now, I was saying just now in chat, it's not the people driving the vehicles that are necessarily at fault.
It's the idiots who don't know how to walk or pay attention to anything around them.
I see how completely out of touch the average.
person is we've driven
in parades and people let their
kids just walk in front of vehicles all the time
so I understand that
you're protecting them from themselves
do you have a ruler
and then they walk in front of a tram
do you have any coosies
walk in front of a train or they just see it coming
and they're like I got time
and they just slowly walk
across it most people are
completely unaware of their surroundings
I've learned in my life yeah
and that means someone's going to get hurt,
and then it's going to be, well, why was that vehicle?
It's a whole big thing.
It's proactive is what we're saying.
A comparison of the maps shows the biggest change this year.
Trams will no longer drive through the north end of the fairgrounds,
including Chevy Court, Gates 1 through 4,
and the Toyota Coliseum.
So that whole stretch.
That front, front up against that fence,
where it's the busiest at times, I would say.
say other than where they don't go, you know, directly through the middle of the fair.
And you know what?
I think that's a good choice.
Now that I'm looking at the map, because you're right, that is so packed full of people.
At different times, it's probably the busiest area.
It's hard to get a truck through there.
So they're probably trying to just make it, you know, step one, a little easier.
But, yeah, you put, you know, the rascal situation up there, which I think they have one across
from the tallies.
They're going to add extra scooter rentals for those of mobility issues.
Because then not, you know, everybody should be able to enjoy the fair.
But if like that, whatever that little walk is,
I don't know if I want you out in the hot sun.
For what, to the?
If you can't just take like a, oh my God, I can't get on a tram immediately.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you know, you're not a rascal.
I'm hopeful there's some accommodations for that.
because I don't really mind.
Because of these changes, that's why we don't have the cow birthing.
We don't have the barrel horse racing.
They can't come in and out, I guess.
Which I understand.
There's a vendor who's not doing anything with livestock and they is affecting them as well.
I at least get the horse one on the horses people's side.
I get why they said no because they can't be taking horses out at, you know, one in the morning.
Right.
So it's better to just not saying that they're wrong or anything.
anything just.
I always assumed that that, like that Toyota Coliseum is kind of off to the side.
Like, yeah.
I don't feel very.
No, but if, I assume it's trams aren't going there.
Sure, sure.
Nobody is.
No vehicles.
Nobody is.
No exceptions.
Yeah.
Because then you're going to get people trying to like maneuver their way over there from somewhere else.
Right.
Well, I got to get in.
Look, I'm leaving through the Toyota.
Got to get in here.
And what we did learn is I didn't know they got rid of that red lot.
If you don't know what the red lot.
The Tullies that's there, like the Tullies, it's not food.
It's just the beer right there behind Chavez Court.
I'm looking.
Yeah?
It's called bronze.
It's the bronze line now.
So you know for a fact these news people got bronze lot.
And as we've bitched about for our entire.
Silver.
As our entire time on media is that we've never been,
we've never been considered real media at the fair.
Yes.
Like the TV news people have golf carts.
They are parking on the fair.
fairgrounds. They are treated
like the most important things in the world.
Unless you're the people that work for them and do all the work
and all the setup, then your ass parks way out
into the parking lots and carries everything in.
No, behind the scenes, people, you can park in the brown lot.
Yes. But, yes. The television
personalities will be escorted
directly to their booth, where they will then sign
autograph. A little bit of jealousy? Absolutely.
I'm a little jealous of that. For sure, I'm jealous of that.
For sure, I'm jealous. 100%. But when you see that
And then I give myself a lot of kudos for how well I bit my tongue that day
that Dave Bullard came in here and gave you that almost just swore.
BS big huge red parking pass as a joke.
He made a joke of it.
Because it's not a joke.
You've dicked us over for years.
Well, when you need something, you hop on our microphone and share it to the Central New York area.
Don't you, everybody?
That's always the irony of the fairs.
They love our audience.
They love talking to all of our audience.
A lot of people in this town like that.
But then you're like, like every year they sent us further and further.
Yep.
From the fairgrounds.
Yep.
Like there was a year.
No passes.
Like there was a year they wanted us to park at the amphitheater.
Like with the orange lot or whatever.
Yep.
And I'm like, I'm promoting your fair.
We're here for you.
I'm not there anymore.
No.
And I'm not.
They took care of that.
So it all worked out.
But so plan accordingly.
If you're going and you want that tram, it ain't going to be in that front stretch.
Yeah.
It's going to go around.
the back, which I think is probably
a good decision, in my
opinion. Just think about how crowded it gets
up by the gates and some poor
guys trying to drive the biggest
Chevy Silverado they have
with a giant
load of boomers behind it.
The move is going to have to be, if you are unfortunate
enough that you need the assistance of
wheelchair or something like that, you got to
go to the way back where I like
to park when I just go to the fair
where they usually have us come in. I always forget what it's
called, but like that way. A lot back by the
midway.
Yeah, you're going way back there.
They've got trams riding around back there.
That's where the trams would be up.
But, I mean, even in the parking lot,
yeah?
They've got trams riding around to pick you up and move you around.
They've got trams a second that you go through the gates right there,
and those will still be there.
Yeah.
So I would imagine go through there, and they've still got the little scooter stations, too.
And now does it, I...
I'm ashamed to admit I enjoy tram ride myself.
My lazy ass will be up at gate one or whatever and be like,
I've got to go back to the back corner, I ride, I ride.
I don't know the last time I was.
I was on one of those.
I did.
A couple years ago, or maybe last year I had to bring a case of whiskey from the lock one booth
to who was doing, was it Ashley Lynn maybe needed another case?
Or no, it was the Expo bar that was doing my blue raz.
Yeah, yeah.
And that was the opposite end of the fairgrounds.
And I'm like, I'm getting on a tram.
I'm not walking.
Yeah.
Heck yeah.
I'm just going to get on a tram and ride that tram.
tram back there.
Yeah, I would too.
Screw that.
So I think it's, I think, I think we're protecting people from themselves who would
have just walked in front of cars and vehicles.
I was trying to make sight for you.
Anyways, I'm excited.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, interested to see how this year's
fair goes with all these different changes.
Yeah, I'm curious, because they've had to do some changes.
It's just, hopefully it leads to more, you know.
Hopefully it's a better experience for everyone.
Like, this is a hypothetical question, but I know that you've already done this.
So I'm not even going to ask you because I know you've already done this.
Whereas, according to a report, 23% of dog owners say they'd probably try their dog food.
Yeah.
And I know you've already done it.
Not the food or the biscuits.
Not the food, but almost majority of treats.
Like treats.
If you get them from like a stand or just like somebody.
Like the home cook treats?
Yeah, just to see, just to make sure.
If it's like you guys and like, you know, if you like, hey, I made these for Freddie or whatever,
then I'm not going to be like, hold on.
Who made me the peanut butter of Freddie treats?
Was that your mom?
Was that a listener?
I might have been.
My mom's made.
Because I mailed one of those.
My mom's made a bunch.
Oh, the dog treats my mom makes, I try all the time.
Because it's just, when they do those, it just means they just don't add sugar.
It's just peanut butter.
It's just eating a cookie with no sugar.
Yeah.
But I, some of them know, we're not like that.
And I've tried just because the curiosity gets me.
I don't know the company, but you know, like those little bags like,
the ones that Friday likes, those like weird beef, like a little hunks.
Yeah, the beef tenderloin looking chunks.
Like here, look, we did a little hot dog shape.
We do chicken strips.
It was what else alike.
I saw the head at Walmart ice cream shop ones.
And I know also doesn't like peanut butter, so I didn't get her to the peanut butter.
It's a little ice cream cone, a little ice cream thing on top.
And peanut butter.
The other one was strawberry.
And it smells exactly like strawberry.
They taste like a weird strawberry Play-Doh.
There's no sugar.
There's no sweetness.
But it's, but it, there is the littlest, I don't know what it is.
I mean, I think just like the strawberry flavor, so gross.
I didn't, I don't just eat it.
I want to do a second now where Cody reviews dog treats.
Oh, all right.
And then, it's got to guys, it's a weird Play-O flavor do it.
Even the gross ones, I mean, they're gross, but it's just like the crude fiber stuff.
So it's just like a crude, they just grind up whatever animal parts.
Yeah.
Like, I've never tried.
I've never tried
Dog food
Yeah, no, I've never tried dog food
The biscuits that are in here
I think we, I tried it
And like Kelly's saying in chat
It just tastes like cardboard
Like there's no flavor
It doesn't like anything
It can't help it
I get curious
And yeah no else is not a big
Sweet treat one
She doesn't like
A sweet potato
I've tried
You know I tried it early on
I like put pumpkin in her stuff
Yeah
Not really pumpkin stuff
Yeah I don't
I always feel like
get food that would be good for Freddie.
Like, I see the bag, much like that pizza's bag worked on me.
I'm like, I bet that pizza tastes good.
I'll see food.
I don't really say you're not supposed to change your dog's food up very often.
Freddy doesn't seem to care.
Yeah.
Like, if I get them, I don't get poopies.
I mix it up because Freddie will only eat it for a little while and then he's bored of it.
Yeah.
So, like, if I'm giving him, you know, dog chow or whatever it is,
Once that big bag gets towards the end,
he's like not eating it because he's bored of it.
Yep.
So I'll go get him a new flavor.
I'm like, all right.
Ooh, lamb and rice.
Oh, okay.
I do that, but the last time I did it,
because I get else a benefil.
Okay.
The last time I did, I think I got her the salmon one,
and she was iffy to it.
I'm like, you realize that the topping I put on your food before you eat
is salmon oil.
Yeah.
So it's them squeezed up or what?
I already like this.
But the flavor of the food you weren't a big fan of?
Yeah, we already like this.
Fink and chat says, I tried a bag in strip once.
It was like biting bacon-flavored crayons.
That's what a lot of them taste like.
Play-O and crayons.
And I never feel bad because these dogs eat their own poop.
Like, they lick their own ass.
So I don't feel bad like the flavors off.
No, they don't care.
Kelly says, we get our Mac the Hills prescription food because he has tummy issues.
Oh.
Better be the tastiest stuff ever because it's 100,
$131 every three weeks.
That's what Jugheads was.
Was it?
Was it?
Was it?
The most expensive.
His wasn't even on the lists when like that blue buffalo was like,
let's compare foods, you son of a bitch.
They didn't put that brand on there because that brand was a little better and
pricier.
Yeah, I'm lucky that Fred will eat pretty much anything.
Yeah, he doesn't seem to mind.
Like I said, when we get towards the end, when he's been eating the same dog food for
a while, you got to do a little treat to get him through it.
You'll put his bowl out in the morning
I'll be like, oh, this again.
We're like, all right, here's a little cheese.
I was going to say sprinkle some.
Sprinkle a little Parmesan on there.
Come on, bud, you got it.
This is your food until it's gone.
I don't know what to tell you.
25% said they would never try it.
45% of dog owners say their dogs food is higher quality than their own meals.
Like those, like that fresh pet or whatever stuff that's in the fridge or freezer?
Every once in a while, I look at those and I'm like,
would she rather have that?
But I don't
I don't have that money for the...
That's a little much.
Yeah, I love my dog.
I like having money in the bank better.
You know, he's going to eat it.
He eats...
I've seen him eat cat poop out of the litter boxes,
so I'm really not...
Delicious.
I'm not going nuts
for his dog food.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
They pay more attention to their dogs diet and health
than they do their own.
Yeah, for sure.
People do.
I mean,
back and...
fourth. I brush my teeth
and hair. I brush Alice's teeth
in hair. We're both, we're
equals. And I got to say, man,
that Fred has been
he's a beggar. Did he
bother you when you're eating a meal?
Nope. He begs, he begs, he begs.
And it's because the oldest has been
giving him treats forever off of their plate.
Oh, no, he was perfectly fine.
He's good. Nope, he's good.
That's weird one. Because, again,
our dogs are like, well,
another else is kind of whatever she wants to do.
Right.
But it's like when you would go to someone else's house.
And you bet you behave better?
What do you mean?
He's the most well-behaved boy.
Yeah.
He doesn't park at the mailman, UPS, FedEx, nothing.
He didn't bag.
That's having children.
When you go to the parent-teacher conference.
And they're like, he's such a delight.
He's so funny.
He talks so much in class, really?
I didn't say a word to us when he's home.
So that's good to know.
That's good that he does talk.
He does.
Oh, my goodness.
He's so involved in disgusting.
and everybody loves him and he leads blah blah blah and I go all right well we we get the
following phrases who always make me food and nope a hunger yeah uh none so I'm very to go off course
that's what we get so good I'm glad or the universal because I think we all did this including
myself what did you do today nothing uh uh oh you stared at the wall yeah yeah yeah yeah nothing
you did nothing all day this picked you up from a whole day
school, it's 4 o'clock. Nothing?
No. When my kids were younger,
then they were in a school that we have a showgirl that works at that school,
he would come home and say, I say, what'd you do today?
Hello?
And then I'd get photos from that showgirl of him, like doing a robotics thing in gym,
or they're outside doing, there's like a field days that happened.
He's winning an award for building a blend.
Yeah, it's like, it's like a photos of him like.
Meeting the president.
She'll send me text like,
Here's some pictures of your son getting his award today.
He goes, award!
All right.
It's in my bag.
Where's your bag?
Yeah.
Oh.
He won the robotics competition today.
Oh, God!
Didn't even know we were doing that.
It was out in Central Square.
Oh, okay.
Bustas should be back by four.
Why?
Where is he?
Field trip.
They went to sea breeze.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Cool.
Did he go?
Yeah.
He's the.
He's the front leader.
Uh-huh.
Huh?
And you were the only parent who didn't show up.
Everybody was there.
How come you didn't show up?
Although his permission slip was signed, so you did know about it.
I don't think so.
Or when I go to pick him up at the end of the day, this happened last year.
I go and I pick, I'm waiting in the line, like for the kids to come out.
Yeah.
And a school bus pulls up.
And him and all his friends get off of a school bus.
And I go, what?
And him and all of his friends walk right past.
me into the school, obviously, and then they got to get dismissed.
And I go, where'd you go?
He goes, oh, we go to the golf course for gym right now.
Oh, that was the best.
Or the bowling alley to go to the bowling alley to.
Oh, that was the best when you could go, when you went to go places for gym.
I'm like, oh, all right.
Okay, well, I'm glad you had fun.
Thank you, though.
As I'm watching you come back.
You signed my permission.
Thank you.
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Where we've gone in the world, the Halloween decorations do,
is so sick.
Whoa, hey.
There will never be anything scarier than...
That your mom has hanging in the part of the house
that you always forget it's there.
And then suddenly the ghost goes,
ooh.
What the hell was that?
Retro?
It was a witch that would hang or a ghost that would hang.
Sound.
Depending on what you had.
I don't know how to look for that.
But it was.
It would just start to shake all of a sudden.
If you just type...
in 90s ghost shaky sound or something.
I bet it was.
Or my Cotier, I get, would.
Decoration.
Because I hear it, now I need,
oh, there it is.
Yeah.
Now I need to hear it.
Yep.
Uh-huh.
Here it is.
Yes, please play.
Trick-a-treat.
Get that?
That was terrifying.
And it's wiggling somehow.
It just would move
and it would scare the crap out of you.
Oh, I love Halloween so much.
I love Halloween.
But now!
But now, dude, so we're talking about here at Halloween over.
I'm sure they're all like this, but I've only been to the one in Clay.
Now you're not sure if there's an actual person that's trying to actually stab you while his innards are being spilled himself.
Dude. Dude.
If I had the money to just buy all these things, I know.
There's a Michael Myers that, like, it looks like a human.
It's got a knife.
That's so crazy.
And it's like, it looks like a person is there.
Like, didn't you do the same thing I did where we pretended?
to be like a like a stuff day.
Did you jump scare people at trick or treat?
When we did the, oh, not trick or treating.
No, because we had a chair by our front door and I sat in it,
but I pretended like I was like a fake thing.
No.
And then kids would come up and I'd jump scare them.
No, when we decorated like the house and then one in Fremont that the kids are too scared
to come up to, it was more of just the house being a spooky.
But I did that.
When we were scaring people, when we had the bar scene,
after they would leave, I sat in the chair.
I sat in the chair in the other side of the room where they would go down the hall because they were like,
oh, this is just a transition to the next thing, and then I would scare them.
So those do work.
Maybe I just got to get a job at Frightmare Farms this summer.
I mean, this fall.
I've got to work there every weekend.
It's so fun.
Sure they would let you, absolutely.
Dude, the Freddie Fast Bear, you know that is?
Is that that?
I know of it.
I didn't watch any of it.
It's like a play on the Chuck Echee cheese things, but it's the Five Nights at Freddy's stuff.
Anyways, they've got a giant Freddie Fast Bear animatronic that's taller than me,
and it's on a stage and it's doing like these sounds and, oh, it's so sick.
It's furry.
It's so sick.
They're so expensive, but.
They got this one lady.
So cool.
Like it looks like a woman is standing there, and then she suddenly folds backwards, totally.
But I like the one from, what was the last year or the other year that we saw with that,
the one with the lady, like, sucks your soul.
Remember we saw that video?
that like picks up the kid and like the smoke goes from one mouth to the other.
That's terrifying, dude.
What are you guys thinking about?
It's terrifying. It's scary.
It's all so cool, man.
Nope, it's awesome.
I haven't even gone to Lowe's yet to see what they have or Home Depot.
I love the hardware store decorations too.
I was in Lowe's like a week ago and they were clearing that, that whole area.
To get ready for the Halloween stuff.
Or they start putting everything.
Mm-hmm.
Those are neat.
I got to start soon getting all the stuff out.
It's time to be fall time soon.
Oh, I'm celebrating October.
I've been in October mode for a while.
See, I still have.
You're doing summer stuff.
You got another at least whole month of summer.
But I don't rush through it.
Like I'm able to enjoy my scary movies.
I'm able to enjoy creepy things.
Like any day after July 4th, ghosts are out in my mind.
That's in the ghost start.
I got at least get into September before I start doing anything.
I mean, this morning, it feels pretty crisp.
Feels pretty fall light this morning.
I threw jacket on.
I threw jacket on.
What are you guys doing for decorations this year?
What have you seen?
What's out there?
What's in the mix, man?
Ooh, remember to this?
Can't get any scarier.
Can't get any scarier.
Hey, right now.
I'll poop your pants.
You're just trying to go get a cup of water at two in the morning and all of a sudden.
Jesus Christ.
God damn it, mom.
By the sink.
We did it.
You made it to the end.
You did it.
We made it to the end.
of the world
I did Katie
I saw the letters
It's wild
It's just wild stuff
Um
So
You don't
You know what
You don't drink coffee anymore
The weirdest thing
Back and forth
That's happened
With the closest people in my life
You and my wife
And my children
You have stopped drinking coffee
My wife has been enjoying
A seasonal
Iced chai latte lately
Oh I don't
I'm like chai.
I'm not a chai guy.
I don't know.
A chai guy.
Not a chagie guy.
No, I, I, one of the-
She discovered it when, I guess, like, a coffee truck came to the school.
Got a little chai?
Yeah.
So not like once a week, she does a little chai latte treat.
We got one in Dutch bros in Portland, Oregon.
She got one there, yeah.
All that stuff is fancily readily available.
Fancy?
It's readily available and it's fancy at places.
No, I will when it gets a little colder out.
I start to, uh,
Just have a warm drink.
Yeah, just or just a half or whatever.
Let's see.
I had, oh, I had, I was trying to think the last one I had.
I did have the one I told you that it was like the weed one.
And I just took the two things that I put it in the whole pot all day.
Yeah.
But then the one I had before that was, I got, there's the place of an old forge.
I got some blueberry coffee thing.
I had like the jitters about two hours later.
I was standing in line in Enchanted Forest.
And I was like, I feel weird.
And I looked at my hand was like this.
And I was like, oh, oh.
Was it just so you just, your body wasn't used to that caffeine?
Yeah, different caffeine.
Got me all going.
What does the weed coffee combo do to you?
Because weed makes me sleepy, but caffeine would wake me up.
Is it like a weird feeling?
No, I just kind of, when I could tell that it like hit a little,
it was just kind of a head mellow, like a head high mellow.
I felt good.
So I'm reading this article about things that you should.
CET did an article on just mistakes you might be making with coffee.
Like, for example...
I make a lot of, I bet.
You make a lot of coffee mistakes?
Yeah, I bet.
Well, they say buying more coffee than you can brew in one month as a waste because it's
going to go bad.
Oh, okay.
I'm right with that.
Buying in bulk can work against you when it comes to coffee.
Better to buy in smaller quantities of beans because of the freshness.
As much as I don't want coffee, there's two things that I like to do when I'm watching the
TikToks.
Okay.
I don't own a pool, but I'll watch people clean pools.
And I don't like coffee, but I'll watch people make those, make coffee, like do the espresso stuff.
Yeah.
Or like they do the thing, a little rake or whatever.
And they put the top.
Yeah, I'll watch that.
And I don't care about it.
I'm not going to drink it.
I'm not going to buy it.
But I like it.
Interesting.
I like it.
Do not use water straight from the tap, they say.
Brew with filtered water instead of tap water, make a coffee taste better.
I do know a lot of people that will do that.
They'll use like a bottled water in their machine or a brittia.
I only have.
I just have a tap.
Sorry.
I don't have your fancy filtered water.
Wash your coffee maker, but not too often.
Your coffee pot does not need an intense scrub every time you use it.
Just the small residue of soap can leave a bad taste behind, they say.
Oh, no, that makes sense.
I rarely, not that I rarely wash it, but I rarely wash it because once you rinse it out,
you just do the hot water and then you go like this, swish it.
and you swish it and then you dump it out and that's fine.
And I agree with this.
Stop taking your coffee to go.
Meaning in other cultures,
drinking coffee is an opportunity to slow down
and connect with your day.
Like you sit down with your capuchino.
All right.
Don't grab it and dunking and I've got to go, go, go.
Slow down.
We can.
We can around here.
You have to.
I know you got to go.
Or when I took it to go
because I would then have a place
to either wrap my hands around something,
warm or something warm to drink while it went from
20 degrees outside
into the 20 degree cooler.
Well, you already do this, but you don't do it
with coffee, you do it with your morning cartoons.
Where you just sit for 10 minutes.
Sit? You already do it.
Give me just 10 minutes. You have a cup of Bob's burgers or something.
Whatever's on.
Just give me some time. Yep.
I just need to shut. It's almost like I do
a hard reset.
Or I hold down my button for three
seconds.
And then it takes about 10 minutes to restart.
And I wonder if that stems from you having to like wait for the bus.
Did you have to wait for the bus?
Not a lot.
Because we always had that window.
Like you knew a kind of when the bus was going to come.
Yeah.
So you just either stood by the door or you just had like at the apartment we had a cartoon on.
Yeah.
And I'll just watch a cartoon.
Okay, bus is here.
No, I was usually really lucky when it came to that stuff.
I was where, yeah, I'd take the bus.
But then like as soon as I didn't have to,
I was very lucky that I had many opportunities to not take the bus.
Nice.
Like we had somebody that would come and get us or whatever.
Yeah, that was awesome.
Nice.
Well, there's some tips to keep your coffee better, all right?
Okay.
I'm good.
I thought I did a lot of bad things.
I guess I don't.
No, you're doing a good job, bud.
You can get all of our shows on demand at the show.
We've got our links right there.
Amazon music.
Wow, what are you having that?
The guy's in the boat?
Well, it looks like they're just tone on them.
I'd be like, can I get the boat?
Can I get in? I don't care about the box.
Yeah, I don't need to keep the box.
This is a little sentimental value.
Can I come on your boat now, please?
Well, I'm glad that this has happened, kind of serendipitously,
because I have an update on our boat story from yesterday.
Cody, now, huh, he doesn't even remember what happened on yesterday's show with a boat.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
With a boat?
Oh, oh, oh, I was thinking, I was trying to think of some like national.
No.
No, no, yeah, yeah.
All right, I was a real concern there for a second.
No, I was thinking of some, I was more thinking of like,
Straight of America.
No, I'm, uh, Cody, uh, is live in here with me and then edits the podcast.
So essentially he hears the show twice.
If he had forgotten about the boat story, that would have been concerning.
But are you guys, I'm going to fill you back in because maybe you don't know what I'm talking about.
Yesterday in our chat, uh, one of our show bros, and you're all the show fam is a fascinating fan.
Yes.
You're all characters.
You're all characters.
And I love just following all your journeys.
Showbro, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly,
was up in the St. Lawrence, Thousand Islands.
Biles a boat ticket, a party barge ticket,
wants to go on a party boat.
So he thinks.
So he thinks.
He gets on this party boat.
He says it's a bunch of old people and there's a guy on acoustic guitar.
So he does, I think, the most reasonable thing you can do,
and that is jump off the boat and swim to shore.
Which then is...
Where he's greeted by the Canadian police.
But first, his poor friend is on there with him and has to then also jump off of said boat.
His friend sometimes jumped off a boat.
Which I don't know if I would.
I ain't jumping off a boat for you, but I'm going to throw you something.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I didn't do that.
Yes.
But yeah, then the island part.
Then he gets to an island and then somebody takes him to the police, whatever.
It was a whole story.
Go listen to the show on demand yesterday.
It's wild.
It's wild.
It's a wild journey.
So I get a message last night on my social media.
Okay.
Josh, I'm best friends with him.
Uh-oh.
And I was with him all weekend.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
He said, I had accidentally bought a separate boat ticket and got separated from him on the boat tour around 7 p.m.
And then I never saw him again.
The one time we got in contact, I thought they were messing with me because I wandered A-Bay as a drunken pirate all weekend.
I didn't know he had become an actual pirate.
Walking home, I saw my car downtown.
When last I knew it was there, we had stayed the night.
So he thought, oh, my buddy must have stayed the night somewhere.
I got back, found a note on my car that said the police had seized it.
Eventually, around 7 a.m., I guess he woke up in his tent.
our buddy woke up outside the tent and they finally explained what happened.
So he was with our guy that night.
He said, I want to turn this night into a movie.
It was so crazy.
That's insane.
I go, bro.
I think you dodged a bullet not being with him because I think he's on a lot of watch list.
Yeah.
You can come back to Canada.
He cannot.
He said, all night long, I wanted around A-Bay by myself.
This guy was dressed as a pirate.
He was hammered because it's Pirates Weekend.
Yeah.
And he said he had no idea.
his buddy had five stars in GTA and he was hiding from the police.
He was trying to stay on the lamb.
So we have an update.
It's just a wild weekend, Pirates Weekend.
And Alexandria Bay, man.
Insane.
And that's what makes sense.
What I think about Pirates Weekend, I think of stories like that happen.
Right.
Yeah.
Not international crime, but, you know.
Well, not so much that, but that's pretty much it.
Yeah, he's more of a pirate than any of us will ever be.
Yeah, right.
committed to the pirate bit.
He got on a boat and they tried to plunder.
He walked to the plank?
Yep, walked the plank instead.
Mm-hmm.
You guys are the best.
Wow.
I love your lives.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We all know about your Little League World Series.
That's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But do you know what today even is?
It's National Fantasy Football Draft Day.
Is it?
Today's the first day, like today not the first day, but today is the biggest day.
August 21st.
I don't see football drafts.
Well, we might just do an online one.
for the K-Rock one.
I've been random places.
I sent a couple places a message to see.
They wanted to host us.
And it was one, it was just,
it was,
first one was,
we do not host fantasy football drafts,
blah, blah,
like thanks for reading the whole thing.
And the other one,
you could see that they looked at it.
All right, cool.
We'll figure it out.
So,
who knows,
strange times right now.
Yeah, we did the base one online.
I'm sure we can do this one too.
When do you do your big drafts?
But of February,
September.
8th, the day before the league kicks off.
Yep, Tuesday, September 8th is our big fantasy football draft.
Oh, we got a thing that night.
Sorry, bud.
It's probably not to like 8 o'clock.
Oh, yeah, because it's west coast.
There's only three of us on the East Coast.
Oh, that's right.
And I'm the only East Coast jerk that picked.
All the East Coast people wanted the 7th.
Oh, you wanted the 8th?
And I was like, I don't know, the 8th, because that's, oh, Labor Day.
It's a Monday and there's always things going on and it always gets all messed up.
So it's like, just Tuesday night. Perfect.
Okay.
And here we can't because there's four people.
So there's definitely going to be a work.
I don't think we do a work one anymore.
But I don't think we could do.
If every Galaxy employee signed up for the Work League, I don't know.
Are there 12?
I don't think so.
Ten Man League is fun.
I don't think so.
Well, listen.
You got to get in.
Yeah.
Do you use these preseason games to get your eyes on anybody?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And you're like, oh, I like that guy.
No, that's why I said about the Woody Marks thing.
And a guy I can't remember from last week is you start looking at, especially running backs, that's running backs.
If I could offer any advice for fantasy, running backs.
Get running backs.
Always.
But you got to look and oh, Woody Marks and that offense is going to be a good running offense.
They got good linemen.
Okay, that's good to know.
Good to know.
You start looking at stuff like that.
He's scouting, guys.
Coco's scouting for his fantasy team.
Oh, I'm not the only one.
I definitely guarantee you a bunch of people write stuff down even.
And don't they have like those, or they used to have like the magazines you could get and stuff, right?
That's what I was just going to say.
I haven't bought them.
I usually buy one of those magazines to read cover to cover like five times.
Just because I like all of that info.
You do.
That's what I brought with me when we flew to Vegas the first time.
I brought two of those magazines.
I bought up to the airport and I was like this will get me through.
Yeah, and I can't pick on them.
Because Cody's, like, obsession with fantasy football is my same obsession with politics.
Like, I listen to all the podcasts, I read all the stories, blah, blah, blah.
That's what you do with all of your fantasy football news.
It's your hobby.
All the NFL live.
Oh.
Who's doing the most leagues this year?
You do what, two?
I hope to be in at least two.
Okay.
Three is all you can manage?
Yeah, once you start getting above that, not so much that you can't manage them.
you can. It just gets a, it's tedious to do that many leagues.
It's season four of them so far. Yeah, it gets, you get tedious. I don't like, I like to be in, just a couple,
because then you're rooting for very specific amount of players, because that's like the Bill's defense or whatever, right?
That's one of the fun things I like about it is that, yep, Cowboys, great. However, the rest of the day,
you're locked in because you've got 12 other guys that you're like, oh, what are they doing?
The second you get like five, six teams, now you have
you're all over the place.
You're all over the place.
You hope everybody knows good.
Yeah, you're like, no, I don't want everybody.
You just hope everybody has fun.
Well, everyone has a great time.
I didn't ask you, what's the fudge game like up in old forge?
Do they got like fudgeries and fudge spots?
The candy cottage.
They got fudge?
I mean, I'm sure there's all their places, but that's my go-to.
That's what I think of.
I haven't had any fudge this summer, and I love some.
summertime fudge.
Who's, uh,
who's,
uh,
who's,
uh,
food?
I don't know.
Does, um,
I'm,
I'm honestly,
kind of embarrassed to admit that for the last three minutes.
I've been sitting here thinking about fudge.
No,
it's pretty good.
And I haven't had any yet this summer.
I'm trying to think of,
I honestly,
do it up at,
uh,
sweet on chocolate.
Do they do a fudge?
I was trying to like,
picture their case and I'm not sure.
Because it's usually more of a,
of a fall,
like a winter thing.
Oh,
fudge is a winter thing for you?
Wouldn't it be?
Like,
It's a summer treat for me.
Oh, really?
I equate fudge to things like I'm at the fair.
Or I'm in an Adirondack town.
Or I'm at a small, you know, country market somewhere.
They got fudge.
Tennessee, tons of fudge.
Yeah, I don't know where you could go here that is into the fudge game.
Yeah.
If I wanted to get some fudge today, where would I go, chat?
That depends.
Mm-hmm.
When you get it, is it just out?
Like, you're going to take it home?
You're going to pack it yourself?
We get there to purchase it
I've never been known as a fudge packer
But I will
If you just save a couple bucks
Or make a couple bucks
Yeah
John says in chat
There's not a fingerlakes fudger retrail
No
You got no fingerlakes
Fudge Cider Mill has fudge
Would you just call me?
I feel like the word fudge
I shouldn't be saying it anymore
Fudge Fudge Fudge
Fudge No I don't
The clown says
Farmers Market does fudge
But I haven't been to a farmer's market
Come to Fugge
That's I mean where
Aswigo Farmer's Market
We used to Fudgeego Farmer's Market
we usually go to Fulton Farmers Market.
But that's not even like a, that's even harder.
You could get to the candy cottage and old forge quicker than you could get
having to wait until, well, I guess tomorrow.
Farmers Market, yeah.
Could go to the Farmers Market tomorrow.
Does Hercules do a Fudge?
No, we can't.
Oh, Hercules or speeches or, um.
They do a fudge?
Oh, God, what's the one over by me?
Oh, Hercules.
Yeah.
So maybe one of those ones?
Yeah, I might need to go find some fudge today.
That one of those two couldn't, because the Hercke's,
He's over by me and speeches up, right?
Is it speeches?
Is that one, are I saying it right?
That's right over there.
Okay.
Behind the mall and all that.
They might have fudge.
Taking my wife on a lunch date today.
Maybe we've got to go find some fudge.
Oh, um.
Skinny Atlas has a place that sold fudge.
Green Mountain.
I bet if you go to like, if you take a little trip and you're around like a, like a lake.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
They might.
Sweet on chocolate, I think, would give you, I think he would have a couple options down there.
It wouldn't be like a, you know, like, oh, we've got 55.
But there'd be a couple to scratch your itch.
We've looked into trying to make our own.
I've never made fudge.
You can't.
You need like a special like cool rock or something.
My mom can, is, isn't, isn't a couple fudge?
Isn't there like a certain process that is involved?
I don't know.
Looks for just reading.
I was going to once.
And I remember reading all the things and I was like, no.
Because it is.
It's a lot of steps.
Yeah.
It was a little harder.
Mm-hmm.
Rovers says, do you think your wife will stand you up for your lunch day today?
I wouldn't blame her.
I don't think she wants to spend time.
I think she wants a meal.
See, what Johnny said is what I was going to say,
but again, you're a little bit further away from those places.
I bet if you start hitting up some of the orchards that are around.
Oh, orchards.
Skiff, Navarino.
Dude, a maple fudge.
Abbots Farm, something like that.
A maple fudge.
Yeah, I bet you start seeing those.
All right, to make quick and easy homemade chocolate fudge,
melt 12 ounces of chocolate chips
with one 14 ounce
can of sweet and condensed milk,
two tablespoons of butter,
teaspoon of vanilla extract,
and a sauce pan over low heat,
pour into a lined
8 by 8 inch pan and chill until firm.
You just leave it?
Okay.
Maybe it isn't that hard to make, I guess.
Yeah, I don't mean, if you can get Amish fudge.
I do have the Amish stands.
I have a lot of Amish stands up by me.
I bet they would have it.
So there's options.
It's just, it's not a...
There's your...
there's your food truck thing.
Fudge?
We wanted to do a food truck.
Fudge, fudge food truck?
Fudgeon, you know, it's the fudging food truck.
You know what I'm going to get?
The fudging food truck.
Yeah, I'd like the fudging food truck.
Yeah, I'll see what I can track down today.
I was just thinking I haven't had any fudge.
I bet down yonder on the chat of hoochie.
You might have a couple options.
Maple fudge and orange cremiceicle fudge.
Does he have like a menu?
Sweet on chocolate, it's probably different all the time, but maybe, yeah.
Appledale Orchard up in Mexico
Always has Fudge, Tux Line says.
Atterio Orchard.
That's the thing.
There's places.
Bacin Schiff will have it.
I just don't, I don't know if their
general stores open today.
And I don't think they're doing all their fall time stuff.
Not yet.
In the fall, I know for a fact.
Beacon Schiff has Fudge.
Fudge.
Fuzz, I agree.
The word, Fudge has lost on meaning.
Fudge, Fudge, Fudge, Fudge, Fudge, Fudge, Fudge, Fudge.
Fis Fis Fisierierce.
Fé Mignononon.
Filae mignon.
That's how they make it.
Like that?
They wrap a...
The filet mignon cut is like a little...
Yeah, it's a little...
It's smaller, but it's thick.
Is she thick?
It's thick.
She thick.
I'm at the top of my steak game right now
when I've been making steaks, dude.
I know.
That's...
Two minutes each side.
Oven at 425 for about eight minutes golden.
I'm at the bottom.
You got a nice pink center.
You should do that because I got...
I can use an actual grill.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, dude, grill it up.
Grill one.
So, uh, you know,
nothing good's happening at a Fort Lauderdale
boat party.
Well, or everything good.
Or everything, yeah.
But,
especially following the Fort Lauderdale
Boat Party as we go down to Boca Raton.
Yeah, once you wrap it up.
Yeah, once the boat party's over.
From about maybe the last hour,
from there on.
I want to introduce you to Amy Arlene Baker,
who is now facing charges
after biting her husband's ear off
during a domestic dispute
while driving on Route I-95.
She Tysoned him?
She Tysoned him.
Oh, no.
The woman, Arlene, Amy Arlene Baker, was arrested.
Amy.
In charge with aggravated battery causing bodily harm and child neglect.
Got to throw that one in there.
Oh, there was a kid watching her, sure.
His grandpa's ear get pit off.
The couple had attended a boat party in Fort Lauderdale.
Okay.
While they were driving home, they got in an argument.
Baker allegedly bit off a large portion of her husband's ear.
Damn.
He was treated at the West Boca Medical Center,
later underwent reattachment surgery.
Damn, they put it back on.
So she had it in her mouth or she saved it?
Spit it out or whatever.
Or spit it out, yeah.
West Boca Reattachment Center.
Now, naturally, two children were in the backseat of the vehicle when this happened.
They weren't physically harmed, definitely emotionally and mentally.
Yeah, you're watching.
You just wash your mom bite off your dad's ear, so.
I remember watching Tyson bite Holyfield's ear off and even that scarred me.
I'll never forget that whole visual.
I can play that in my head over and over and over and over and then when he hits him with,
Holyfield hits him with his head and Tyson spits out the little piece of his ear.
Oh, yeah.
What a weird time that was.
Awkward.
Other side of this will get into your 90s and nine wrap up a big Friday show.
We're also going to play some golf.
Play a little golf, Susan asking why she drunk.
Susan, let's do the math here.
Fort law.
Waterdale boat party?
Yeah, I'm going to say, yeah.
He was looking at another lady suitors.
Let's just say allegedly.
Yeah.
We don't know.
Allegedly he jumped off the boat because of the party.
There's never been anymore.
Green flags of someone being hammered in.
Fort Lauderdale boat party ear bite.
Speaking of Shindown and Meets.
Okay.
Where am I going to go with this?
Okay.
It's Zach, right?
It's Brent and Zach.
Yep.
All right, so Zach had a video on his social media yesterday of where I guess he must have put on Brisket by the tour bus.
He was smoking Brisket.
Okay.
Because for those of you don't know, these bands, they're really bored.
They have nothing to do.
They have all day to do nothing until, yeah.
So they're always finding things to do, you know, backstage or whatever.
So he posted a video of him.
He goes, I can get to check on Briscuit.
He goes, I'm going to go check on it when we switch to B stage.
Like, you know how they come out to the center?
Like, oh, okay.
Between the A stage and the B stage.
They have like a couple minute break.
So it's a video of him.
He's trying to check his brisket.
Yeah, it's a video of him.
He finishes the set.
He runs offstage, runs all the way back to the buses,
checks the temp on his brisket.
Was it good?
Well, good.
That's hilarious.
And then he ran all the way back into the stadium.
That's so funny.
That's hilarious.
Because I've seen, um, is it the I prevail, drummer?
What do they do?
I think it's, I don't know.
I'm going to get it wrong.
But I think he tries to make things.
Like he'll try to like cook things or he tries to come up with like a ridiculous fact that he makes the guitar player come up and hear the singer come up in here.
Oh, I see that.
Yeah, that little video of him.
It's fun when they have little things together to keep themselves going.
All right.
You did it.
You made it to a Friday show, guys.
We will hand you off to the 90s at 9 video games.
Go to a little golf.
We got to be done right at 10 so it can't be a long course today.
That's what you think.
We got a lot going on today.
Well, they...
I got a 10 o'clock interview.
I got 10.15 meeting.
People can wait on us.
I got an 11 o'clock buddy coming by.
I got a lot going on today.
We are very important.
Extremely important.
We'll kick off your 90s at 9 with some poe.
