The Show - PACE IT OUT

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

No paranormal at Deb’s Doobie Den so far this week, but Cody has a plan. ‘Nick Arcade’ is hidden deep inside our memories, but don’t look up the “Worst Video Game” ever made. Celebrating 70th birthday of Water Safari. Josh likes commercials during his shows and movies so he can have a moment to soak it in. PLus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Happy Thursday, July. July 30th, 2000, 26, year of our...

It's... It's a... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's...

It's... Get out of your July. Stupid-as July. I didn't even like you. I didn't even like you. You like me more than I like you. So... I'm not even sad about this, so...

No. No, you were way... Actually, I didn't even think about you once, July. I don't care. I don't care about it. I have actually like August more than I like July, so... I do. You do?

Yeah, usually. I mean, it's got more of a summer feel to it for at least the first, like three weeks. Yes, it'll be a nice hot August, and then you get into the state fair, which is all the summer fun. No. Welcome to the great New York State Fair. That's going to be you one of these days, bud. The time is $5.59. Eventually, Ted Namy got to retire, and then you slide right in there, bud.

Or at least let me just do that voice. Or just let them do the Daily Pledge of Allegiance and call it. And then we're fine. A pledge. Yeah. It is a Thursday. That means Cocoa Pops tonight from Debbie's Doobie Dungeon. Seven o'clock goes live.

Hopefully it ghosts attacks you on camera. That'd be pretty cool. That would be the best thing ever. I wouldn't even mind. That'd be pretty cool. I was watching a security footage of this security guard. And he's like standing by this elevator, but there's a door. Did you see this?

It depends. And you just, there's no sound. So you see him turn to the door. and he's like talking to the door. And then he realizes that he's not talking to anybody and he freaks out. Yep. You saw that? Like he goes.

Yeah, he walks over to the door. And then he realizes there's no other than there and he just takes off. Yep. Yeah, dude. It's messed up, man. That'll be you. You're going to be like, hello? Hello?

Hello? Well, that's what I thought was going to have when I opened that door. That bedroom door. It's like, here we go. It's just going to be standing there. Just a shadow figure. You're standing there looking at you. Not to be a super nerd, but I had already decided.

I was like, I'm walking right through it. You're going to walk through the shadow figure? In my head, I was like, you open that door and there's a thing there, you go right through it. Mm-hmm. I didn't know, I didn't have a plan after that. I don't know if I, like, when we went to Rolling Hills Asylum that one time to do that ghost hunt or whatever it was, I believe that you can trick yourself into seeing things. I think so.

So I didn't believe what I was seeing. But there was a point where we were standing in this hallway and in a doorway, I mean, I'm six foot tall and this thing must have been eight feet tall, seven feet, eight feet tall. Yeah. Just looked like the silhouette of something standing in this door. And I was having this moment. I was like, all right, you're probably just convincing yourself this is here because you're at a ghost hunt. You want to see something.

Yeah. But also it was something. Something there. Yeah, it probably was something there. But it was dark. It could have had a million different reasons I was seeing it. That's what I was trying to do at the Chittangle one, where there was the little like pond inside and across from the pond you were supposed

to see like chat. We were inside the building, like the blacksmith building. Okay, yeah. And you're supposed to be able to like look out the windows and across the pond. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was trying to trick myself and be like, just like make it like focus. enough and maybe like a magic eye poster and then right when I stopped was when me and that guy at the same time saw something saw that thing and both looked at each other just to see if we were both

I think during to do the same thing so maybe you did maybe you imagine it I don't know I don't know but that was the one time I saw like a shadow figure in a door and it probably was and I was like I think I'm seeing something and maybe I'm convincing myself I'm seeing something or maybe there's a gigantic shadow standing right here in front of me I don't know even if you're convincing yourself it's still cool still pretty cool that your brain's like yep Ghost. I'm enjoying the same feeling I would if it were a ghost. I'm like, this is creepy.

I don't care for this. Golf. So happy at Thursday, y'all. We'll be back on Twitch tonight, 7 o'clock, Twitch and the show. FM. A lot of you discovering us there. We appreciate it. Big crowd for whiskey Wednesday last night.

Thank you for swinging by. We'll talk to Tommy from Burnout Nationals this morning as tomorrow and Saturday up at the Swin' Speedway. We got the Empire Truck Show. They're going to be doing burnouts. You can participate in these burnouts. He's giving out $5,000 in cash, so. I tried to get a patty party pants.

Oh, what's Patty Party Pants doing? In one of those for the weekend. A burnout? You're getting in one of them trucks and you're ripping around on the dirt track, aren't you? Wouldn't that be hilarious? She said, no, her days of doing that had long gone. Wouldn't that be hilarious if, like, all these youngsters are doing burnouts and stuff? And then Patty walks over, gets in her car and just smokes them all.

Yep. Smokes them all. She's probably been in more of those cars ripping around on those tracks. then there are the cars in the stadium. I bet she's got a million stories. That, Patty? Oh, I bet. Just the sweetest.

Anyways, I'd read it. Get ready for the ultimate video challenge as these two teams go head to head with the maze of electronic. I really didn't watch any of this. Good morning, everybody. You're listening to K Rock. This is the show. Video Zone. Cody and I were just talking about Nick Arcade, and I don't remember any of this.

Like, I remember the existence of it. Phil's going to sing a song about, I am here to play the game. He's going to sing a song. Is he really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's after once he says it gets going.

Oh, they're going to play right now. So he sings eventually. Were these like real games? Are the games only existed on this? No, because that's what I mean. That little cartridge I have has a bunch of these. We're talking about this because Cody has. Some random N-S-64 cartridge is 100 of the worst games he's ever seen on it.

It's got like 10 really good ones. This is Crater Rangers? So bad, it's fun. Yeah, now they start off and see how many points they get. I think this one's just for the show, this game. Crater Rangers? Yeah, like I couldn't go play Crater Rangers. No, I think this is just a way to determine who goes first.

They both suck at this. They're both really bad at Crater Rangers. For those of you listening, they're in a little dune buggy, trying to jump over rocks. They can't even do that for some reason. And why are you on a Nick Arcade show? If you're not good at video games. Four, three, two, one,

zero, Red Wins. Player two, Red Team pulls ahead. All right, now does he sing? There he goes. It's Phil. Oh, Phil. I remember every second of this, but I can't do math. I watched so much Nickelodeon,

but I must have, I never watched Nick Arcade. That's amazing. Like they're gonna show the board. Yeah. Or like Mikey walks around and then where you pick. And then you have to do what it's like sometimes there's a video challenge. That there's the video zone. There's a lot.

I'm gonna jump ahead. All right. Yeah. I'm gonna travel the rules to you back there. So here's the rules. Oh, Mikey. There he is. All around the screen in every direction except diagonally.

Now as you do this, you're going to run it. Dangually. Dangu. Point. Puzzles, pop quits, and prizes. Be careful, though, because there's an enemy up there, and if you run into them, control, get zipped out to the other team. Some bitch. Anyways, I don't got to watch a whole episode of Nick Arcade,

but what a, hold on now. Hold on a second. Well, I mean, hold on, no. Because that got me looking up the worst video games ever made. As you were saying, what, Goof Troop was on that cart, it was terrible? Yeah, goof troop. There's a lot of movie ones. Like, I could go on. Home Alone.

Home Alone. Demolition, man. How did they screw up a Home Alone? game. It's a weird like side scrolling one. It's not... Like that would be the easiest game ever to make. You just put them in the house and then there's different challenges and obviously like the wet bandits are trying to get you.

Yep. No, you're just kind of like... And you screw that up. You're like shooting squirt guns at spiders and it's not as fun. But man, if there's a hundred, there is, there's a hundred games on that cartridge, right? I would say, not even kidding, at least 20

are movie related. There must be a reason that they're on that cartridge if not more. There's Batman. They have no value anymore. Indiana Jones. Oh, you remember yeah, there's definitely not worth anything. What, who was it? Domino's

Spot. Spot that! I remember Spot the video game. That game's on there. No, that's 7 up. Seven up? I can't. Is it seven up? It's just a circle. It was a red. Yeah, that's seven up. That's on there. There was a seven up game for a little bit. The noid. The noid was. Noid on there too? I don't know.

I'm sure there is. There was a noid video game. You've got to obviously avoid the noid. That's what we tell you every day. Please avoid the noid. It's the noid. And I was looking at this Collider article of the worst video games ever made. Obviously, ET makes a list from 1982.

Artari's ET was terrible. It's terrible. Luckily, I've never played that. There's documentaries about how terrible it was. It's a landfill full of them. Yeah. Then there was 1999 Superman, the new Superman Adventures, known as Superman 64 for N64.

Oh, I never believe that. It's a grueling test of patience in the absolute worst licensed video game ever made for the high-flying action and prowess of Superman is capable of doing in the comics. The overwhelming amount of content in Superman 64 is just lifeless, full of fog. You know what?

I would describe a lot of the games that are like that. And on that cartridge? Yeah. Yeah. 1990s, action. All right, this is a lot of numbers. Okay. So, 1992's, action 52.

Okay. Look up Action 52. Action 52. One of the most classic styles of bootleg and unlicensed video games to draw in players. What is this? Action 52 has grown infamous, thanks to its absolute failure of function and quality in all 52 of its attempt in video games. They were generic shooters, indistinguishable from them. one another. I never played this. That's wicked funny.

2003's Big Rigs Over the Road Racing. I think I've played that. Big Rigs Over the Road Racing spits in the face of the inherent quality of racing video games and creating one of the cheapest, most non-existent video game experiences ever possible. I feel like I've played this. Every aspect of the game screams being incomplete.

Yeah, you're just, you're racing like terrible trucks around half-ass courses. Yeah. If I remember correctly. When you hit the finish lines, the hilariously in-app message of, your winner. Oh, your. Displays on screen. Your winner.

You, Y-O-U, apostrophe, R-E, winner. Yeah. You're a winner. I like it. You're lesbian now. Oh. And then the worst video game of all time, according to Collider,

Custer's Revenge from 1982. Anything. From the 80s? From 1980s. is not going to be. The go-to example of a terrible video game is usually something with bad graphics and gameplay, while Custer's revenge

certainly shares this level of bad. The real factor that makes it the worst video game of all time is the overwhelmingly offensive and disgusting content. Google it. I'm looking at one image. I would not have guessed. This pornographic game

sees the player controlling General Armstrong Custer in the nude. Yeah. With the The goals of the game being to dodge obstacles and to, okay, I'm not going to say that. And you do the ladies? You, you, Native American women specifically. Yeah, this might be the worst video game of all time. Oh my God.

Are you seeing pictures of like the game itself? I see one. With General Custer and his boner. They show his boner. Look it. It's just like a little like, what was that on? Is it Atari? What the hell was that on?

I don't know. This was before me. So this was you old people. It is a clear relic of this early, unfiltered era of video game history. Custer's Revenge was even allowed to be made. But even for the 80s, this type of gross offensive content was too much for critics and players of the era to sit through. Yeah, you think? You think?

Yeah. This degrading piece of digital sickness doesn't deserve to be played by anyone. Yeah. Its existence helped entirely ban many X-rated video games from many regions across the U.S. That looks terrible. I got, hold on, there's got to be, if there's, that looks terrible. Images, there's got to be video, right? Yep, there's video.

Somebody playing Custer's Revenge? Yeah. What system was it on? Oh my God, his face right now, you guys. Oh, I can't play it on Twitch, probably. I, I, I'll let people find that. I don't think so. All right, maybe, you got to go find that on your own.

Yeah. Here, here. What are you showing me? I'm showing you the clip. There you go. Custer is walking around. There's a woman clear. Oh my God, dude.

It's like South Park. Oh, my God, dude. And they're showing like Canadians doing it. Yeah. That's wildly offensive and problematic. You win. You've removed boner. Oh, my God.

I'm a bad person. I'm not a good person. I didn't know that's what was going to happen. If I had 10 guesses, that wouldn't be one of them. I know. I know. I know. I'm not a good person.

Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. When I learned someone kind of has a reaction to something, I can't help. Susan, you are sick, Josh. You're sick. Showgirl Katie in our chat has an aversion to ET. no. I'll share this on my

Instagram story so you can all see. Somebody I made an E.T. I don't even want to say ketchup dispenser, because it's not. No, but it is. They made a 3D printed E.T. with a wide open mouth, and then the ketchup just kind of vomits out of E.T.'s

M. Spooks. That's a puky. That's a puky one. Hems pukes cats up. Um, Cody. Not that you need a reason to be afraid of the water. Yeah, ooh, barracuda. But a 13-year-old girl is recovering after being bit by a barracuda. Oh, no.

Yeah, you can't. I don't even know what a barracuda looks like. Are they scary? It's a sharkfish, basically. I don't know how to describe it. It just looks like a long, like a, I don't know, like a pike maybe. Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep. That sharp teeth and that long.

Tech humans? If, I mean, depending on what she was doing or where she was. She was visiting Turks and Kekos with her family. She was swimming. I don't know where they are, but that sounds like a spot they would be. Big Silver Pike, Mitch, says they look like. And they're huge. Some of them.

She is not going to give up her dreams of being a marine biologist, though. Sometimes that pushes people. I just felt like a lot of pressure. I just looked up from my hand, and I just saw blood everywhere. It was just blood running through my whole arm. It was just like a horror movie. She stepped in and said, I'm a nurse. Can I please help?

And I said, yes, please. And so she created a tourniquet and helped stop the bleeding while we were waiting for the ambulance to arrive. She named the barracuda Susie. She's like, I'm not mad at the ocean. I'm a little mad at Susie. Yeah, yep. That's a mature way to look at it. I've been bit by a giant-ass stupid fish.

A little grumpy at you, Susie. I don't like you. I'm not. I'm not food, but, you know, you don't. I'm mad of you. I'm mad at the situation. Yeah, I'm not a food item. I'm mad I'm disappointed. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but no, sometimes that, like, pushes people. Like, she had that happen. They want to learn more? Yep, now she wants to learn more about the ocean and maybe why it happened. Because she was a human in the water. A barracuda can swim 36 miles an hour. Yeah, they're wicked fast. Where are you getting that fast?

Like, I think they're in the warmer waters, right? That's how they attack their prey. They launch like a torpedo. Yeah, I was going to say, think about having an endless runway to pick up speed to just, imagine if I just could run forever and then tackle you. Oh my God, yeah. Like Bronbreaker style? Yeah, they could just do that.

Look at the second tax show, bro, caught a barracuda. Can you eat them? You can eat anything with enough. Look at that, yeah, see, yeah. They're mostly head. Just like your mother's. They're mostly, they're like, 30% head with teeth.

Their bodies are barely there. Now you're talking about on an axe. You've got to figure out your character design and stick with it. Just pick one. Just pick one and then we got to name him. Good morning, everybody. This is the show. The show.com.

For all of our links, of course, tonight at 7 o'clock live from Debbie's Doobie Dungeon. Twitch.tv slash the show. It will be Cocoa Puffs, presented by just a two, right? Yep. Joe's buds over there 46-56 Anadaga Boulevard and Hidden Gardens 9-1-1-Norselinistry

Very easy Very easy and go see our friends And get the... Such cool stuff too Coco will show you what they got tonight Oh, I all got the neatest stuff I was uh... I was maugging you last night By doing some Means I was doing it better than you

Ah I don't know what that means I was canna-mogging you by doing a cannabis show last night of whiskey Wednesday. Gotcha, gotcha. I was canamaxing. Oh, you're canomaxing. No, I'm showing you some of my favorite product.

Son of a baby. There's a lot of new stuff out in the world. I can't tell you about in the radio, but there's some really cool stuff. There's so much. So tune in tonight 7 o'clock to learn more about all of that. Because now that we're a couple years into it, like, it's not just people thrown products out to get products out.

Now they know what people like. They can fix certain things. They can get you certain stuff. They can cater to. You know, anything that you could possibly want. You can find it for you nowadays, man. I could tell you somewhere to get it. So the emerging turnoff, and this is, this, this makes me irrationally angry.

The emerging turnoff on dating apps. Okay. Is people having roommates. What do you? People don't want to date people with roommates now. Oh, I see what you're saying. I mean. What do you expect?

We're broke. What do you mean roommates? Where do you, what do you? live with? I live with my family. Well, not you. You weren't asking me. No, I meant like the person that doesn't like that.

Like, who do you live with? By yourself? Okay, so then you guys can still have private time, not a big deal. Let's not criticize somebody for splitting costs of things. The New York Post has an article about roommates are causing people to not match on various apps because living on your own means you have your life under control or you're independent financially. Oh, okay, I'm in a pen to financially

Yeah, I think you got Like, Coco's got his life together, look it Right here But you know, like, I think they're missing They're confusing I think the roommates aren't the problem It's when they are sleeping together And they're a couple and or it's a husband

Oh Then it's when, because that's also a fun little trick That gets played at both sides No, no, no, no, no, no, that is not my wife We're co-parenting these kids Yeah, it's just, we're just separated right now, but it's just easier if we live in the same house. We're getting a divorce. It is.

It's just, it's not a bit. We're co-parenting. And that is not a fake scenario I just made up about someone I used to know. No, that's for real. Living on your own means you probably have your life under control, so people are already screening you based on your financial independence. I mean, rent is out of control. People aren't making money. Everyone's broke.

No, I, so if you live with a roommate, who cares? Yeah, it would be much easier of a situation to do it with two people than one would not have to every week be like, oh, okay. Here's what we got to do this week. You know, like, come on. Don't criticize. They're calling it a single woman's deal breaker. I guess at what age is roommates kind of a deal breaker. Because honestly, like, in your 20s, you can have roommates.

But then also, like, I don't care if you're. You're in your 50s and have roommates. In today's... Economy. Yes. You can't... I don't think you can criticize anybody if they're like, I can't afford. I'm on...

I'm not getting to raise. Like, stuff's still going up. I can't afford to do this. Not only did I have roommates in my 20s, I shared a room with another human in my 20s. Like my first apartment in Flushing, it was me and my roommate in one bedroom, and then another two guys

and there's four of us in a two bedroom and then we'd all kiss each other good night and we'd all snuggle We don't know You're just You're just saving

You're trying to live We're trying to afford life Yeah you're trying to live Nah That can't be a deal breaker I mean What about living with your parents Nope

Also not I don't care about that Also not I mean I think it helps a relationship If maybe like you The person that Living with their parents

Isn't dating the person and also as roommates because then you're not going to have any privacy, but you could because then you can save them and get your own place together. I don't know. There's ways for everybody to do everything. Like, I think that's going to not really be a big deal anymore because I hate to break it to you guys. Our kids right now are probably going to be living at home for a real long time.

Yeah. Then who cares? Like, my kids can stay in our house as long as they want. Until the situation... Houses and apartments are ridiculous. Yeah. Until the situation arises that they have the... Perf situation.

Yeah. Why? Why? Why would you? You know what I mean? This generation of kids coming up right now are probably not going to be able to afford houses. No. Apartments are out of control. It's crazy. So you're not, you better get used to saying, yeah, I'm still living a home with my parents.

That's not a bummer. That's not a bad thing. I had to have somebody like unsuccessfully and I appreciate it very much fight for me to get my rent lowered because they called the like the head honchos of whoever and we're like, come on. What we were doing of this guy. I know. I mean, still a little crazy, but it's not what it was and it went down. So, you know. I mean, it's just nuts. When you're getting a one-room apartment for like $1,500 nowadays,

that used to be like a $500 apartment. Yeah. Yeah, no. So if you got to live a home, you got to live a home with your parents. Who cares? It's not a big deal. Who cares? Everything's expensive out there.

Oh, Cody, Cody. Cody. Cody, someone, what? I'm sorry, go ahead. No, what were you going to say? I was going to say, you think we're having fun. You know where you're going to have just as much fun. Yeah, there it is.

Go ahead. Cody, someone's turning 70, baby. Yeah, I'll play the enchanted forest for 70 years of family fun. And on Friday, August 7th, they're going to have like a birthday party. Next Friday. Yep. It's a special anniversary festivity. So go to water safari.com for some more info on that.

But 70 years. What was it like? I've been going there 70 years. You have. You have. It's like the shining. You've always been here, Cody. That makes sense.

You've always been here. It kind of makes sense. Dumb question, but what was in Chana Forest like that first year? If you go over. What was in there? What was open? Where the animals are? Mm-hmm.

One of the most underutilized parts, is that the word, of that park is there's a little museum that's over there. The history of it? Yeah, and it shows early. Was it just a whole splash pool 70 years ago? There were just rides, some animals. I don't even think they had water stuff. I think that came a little bit later.

Yeah, because it was just enchanted forest. It was that storybook village, but not the storybook village. It was a different place, but it had like the little stories that you've seen out. And it kind of progressed from there. Yeah, Triggish says the museum has tons of info in it. Oh, it's so cool. And they've got like, I don't know what it's called memorabilia, if you will. But, oh, so much cool memorabilia, especially from the stuff from like that 80s and 90s.

when we were going there as kids. Oh, it's so cool. I like that museum. Enchanted Forest opens for its 70th anniversary. I want to know what the first day looked like. I thought there's going to be footage of that. It was the 50s, so... There's like the first maps and stuff in there.

I'll try to take a picture. I probably have it somewhere. But, yeah, it was just a guy with a like a pied piper and a flute chasing you through the woods. With a hose, he had a hose. Yep, and go... Mm-hmm. It's enchanted.

No, the water safari came later. It opened July 7, 1956. Wow. $1 for adults, $25 for children. I remember when it was a nickel. There was only 35 employees and 35 acres of swamp land. They transformed into storybook lane featuring miniature fairy tale houses and nursery rhyme settings.

The Paul Bunyan Wood Center, where guests would watch woodworkers. Oh, that's cool. Make from logs, it'd be stored by characters, and then over the decades it became water safari and cetera. That's pretty cool, man.

And it still's got that, like, Prince of Arabia one with the thieves, the 40 thieves. That still scares me. Did you ride the train when you were there last time? Not last time, but sometimes I do.

Like, if I'm, like, in the back and I'm like, I got to get up to, or whatever, or I got to go out to my car real quick, that train is convenient as hell. Mm-hmm. Big fan. Cut this part out of the air check.

You're going to send them later. Okay. Cut, cut. I'd like to get really high and just ride that train for like an hour. Not for an hour, but I have. You have? Because you're just... You're just smiling and looking at stuff.

Yeah. It's wicked fun. Yeah. All right, now we're back. Okay. Happy Thursday, everybody. Speaking of getting high, tonight's 7 o'clock on Twitch. Attev slash of the show?

Uh-huh. Or the show. Uh-huh. Coco's getting real live from Debbie's Doobie Dungeon. Yeah, these ones are always more of just, hey, come watch a dog's. Yep.

And like I say, like I say, all the time, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to see a window into Cody's home life. Because he's doing a broadcast and he's talking nonstop to us, the audience. But Elsa doesn't know there's an audience. So she just lays there next to him.

Which means what he's doing is not uncommon to her. She's used to him just talking nonstop in their private life. And she can just ignore me. And she can just ignore you. They all are. They're all ignoring you because this is not strange to them. You're having conversations, which is what you're doing clearly on your own. Having a chat.

Having a chit chat. You're going to have a chat. As long as I don't answer myself back. It's in a while. Well, I hope some of the ghosts answer you back tonight. Ah, same. So, these are always kind of like easy articles. BuzzFeed puts together these stupid articles that are just...

They say, what are some old school struggles that would break people today? I don't think they'd break people today. War! Stop acting like your life was so hard because you had to wait for a phone call. Steel mill. Like that might, yeah. Coal mine probably could, yeah. That's all I got to do.

Yeah. Working in the asbestos factory might be a little different. No, they wrote things like writing everything down by hand. I think people still write by hand. Honestly, though, I don't like it. But if you told, like, a 13-year-old, everything's pen and paper. Nothing is typed up. A week.

Nothing is in shorthand in your phone. You've got to write everything. Nope, no phones, no tablets, no computers, nothing. Everything's been written out. you have papers do and then I bet I bet not it wouldn't break them but it would be it would be a panic because even now I would panic I would panic I wouldn't do it like I think back to college and when I would study because believe it or not I did barely but when I did yeah I would do that method where like I had to write things down to remember them if that makes any sense yeah so I would

take whatever the test was or whatever I was learning about yeah and I'd just write it and I would just sit on my couch and write, right, right, right. I wouldn't never, I couldn't fill a page of handwriting now. No, it's good. I'd rather fro up. It would take. And after a minute, it would be, uh, you would be able to read it. I keep, I can barely read now.

Yeah. Or you can barely read my handwriting now. On the other side, computers break older people. Oh my God, that would be, yeah. Oh, that would be, yeah. They'd break older people. You go here's a brand new clean. Go ahead.

Macbooker I don't know What do I do with this? Now I need you to set up this printer I need you to set up this Convert that into a PDF file Okay real quick here you go Who does what now

So yeah everything is It's just what you know Yeah Just what you know They also say Sharing a party line I don't know I've never had to do that We were pretty

What's that mean? So like I think more of like my parents generation to do this but only one line would come into like the neighborhood. Okay. So if you're on a phone call right now, I can't make a phone call because you're on our party line.

Oh, that's weird. I don't know that. But, I remember I had a friend growing up because we were out in, you know, Penneville or whatever, who had a party line. That's so weird. Where it was like they couldn't make,

it was weird. I mean, it didn't last long. Yeah, Steffie, we had a party line at camp on a Tisco Lake. Like, yeah, where are these three or four? camp say if you're on a cow.

Sorry. I had a party line with my stepfather picking up all of my phone calls and saying, Josh, wrap it up. Although now that you say that, I remember something weird with the phones on Panther Lake with us and the neighbors, too. Probably a camp. They're not going to run an individual line to every camp. Yeah, now they say that.

But, ah. Gosh. Yeah, Texan says you couldn't make a call, but you can listen to everybody else's business. Is somebody on the party line right now? That, you're talking to a girl. Yeah, just nine o'clock hanging up. You close the door.

In the outside. Okay, I'm almost done. There's squirrels out there all day looking to get in. They're just ready to get in. They're peeking from the trees. So show bro Rick texts me the other day. You DM me, whatever. And he's like, I was, I forget what he said, but he was like, I was taking something

out of the garage and blah, blah, blah. And a chipmunk ran in. And I thought, damn it, Bob was right. That's it. I hope Bob never hears that story because all you're doing is validating the fact that all of the critters are waiting to run in your garage. Told you. Never getting that chipmunk out of there. Never getting to forget about it now.

That's going to die in the wall. That it's going to get in the house. Good luck. It's going to die right under your pillow. Good luck. It's going to have babies and then it's going to die in the wall. Uh-huh. Leave behind 100 babies.

Now it's never getting out. Now we have a chipmunk house, Josh. Hope you're happy. Good job. Hope you're happy. It's going to lay its eggs in your shoes. Like I think of things I remember when my kids were little

And I had to explain Like they couldn't understand That I couldn't just watch Whatever TV show I wanted Whenever I wanted Yeah Because they grew up Specifically Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Was their show when they were little And it was at a point Where you could just bring it up on the iPad And you could watch any episode Anytime anywhere Yep And I was like Yeah

We were explaining to them No, you would just wait for a show to come out. And they're like, well, why would you wait? Just go watch it. Like, you don't watch. You didn't happen. You waited for the show. If you were smart, maybe for some of your favorite things,

you would record it on the V-A-H-S. Yeah. On your V-C-R. Yeah. But. Or the generation a little younger than us who'd have a Ti-vo, like the first round of a Ti-vo, you might have to have it on-demand. I just like the noise that thing made.

But you just watched what was on. And I still do the same now. No, I love that the little screen that shows the TV guide thing that you show on Whiskey Wednesday before. I just, okay, let's see what's on here. What's on? I'll watch it. And it's not, that was 20 years ago, 30, 40 years ago. But now, hold on here.

I still do it. I still do it. Cody, even Cody, I am such a boomer with my television. Cody laughs to me. I watch full-ass movies with commercials. I don't know why. It's something that scratches my brain. I've tried to do the opposite.

Let's use an example. I'm up by the fire, and Independence Day is on TV. See, I do the opposite. I could easily just jump to a streaming service and watch Independence Day as it is. What I do. If I want to watch a movie and I see, oh, look, it's on TV. I go, oh, let's go watch it where it is not. No.

Going to take three hours. Yeah, I like the extended cut. I don't know what it is about my brain. Seven to ten for an hour and 20 minute movie. Yep. See, Jojo with me. I watch movies on TV with commercials. No, I do it all the time. Especially if it's like a comedy. The commercials are no time to check your phone. You can check your phone. You can get a drink. You go to the bathroom. They're built in breaks. I just pause.

I go like this. I let the universe decide for me. Boop boop. And then it just stops. And then I go peepie. It's one of the craziest things I do. Yeah, I can't. I like television shows and movies with commercials. Example. People were busting on me on social media. Because I like to watch family matters still. And I watch it pretty much every day.

I wish I got home early enough to watch hanging with Mr. Cooper. I was going to say Mr. Cooper starts first. Dude, there's literally like a TGIF block on BET or that other one that. Those channels used to do that on the reg. They do hangy with Mr. Cooper. To watch while they were home. Then they'll do a family matters. Oh my God.

We used to skip class and lunch sometimes because we'd be like, You wait, what's coming up next? All right, well, we clearly can't leave. It's there's an, I don't know, they were showing yes, dear. All right, well, we're watching that now. Oh, you're talking about how in college, how I wouldn't have classes from two to four because kids in the hall was on followed by Quantum Leap.

So, I mean, you gotta watch that. That's, I'm not going to not watch kids in the hall followed by Quantum Leap. You were later in the afternoon class kid? I would get up, and my earliest class would be a 10-something, like the 10-20, I think. And then I would just throw some night classes in, because what else I got going on? Give me a 6 p.m. I don't care. No, I was.

The non-trads. It's always been my immediate get it out of the way. You got to get it out of the way. I'll 8 a.m.ed it all the time. Yeah? I didn't care. But you know why I like TV with commercials and I'll use Family Matters as an example again? It's the way it was meant to be watched.

I was just going to say because it sets it up properly. Because it'll do a thing. It'll do a thing like here's the scene. It's going on. And then Steve comes in and Steve says something. And then the music goes, ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-da. And Colgate.

And now I have them now, me, as a consumer, as a viewer, I can ruminating that a little bit. I can say, oh. You're like, what just happens? Steve has to move? That's how it's meant to be watched. Well, then they come back and it does the music first. And it goes back to the whatever.

Right. What did you just say, Steve? You're moving. So I get it. Right? Because it's harder when you're just watching it. It'll still do that. But it just tries to like, boom.

Boom. Boom, boom. You're not pacing out your visual intercourse. You're not your, you're... No. I like to edge a little bit. I like to get there. Like to know what Stefan Rekal's going to do.

To edge my eyes. That's how it was meant to be washed. Ups and downs, ebbs and flows. Not go, go, go, go, go. Slow down. Slow down. Go, go, go, go, go. I know I sound like the oldest man ever.

But I like my TV shows to have a. pace to have a rhythm. Well, to have a beat. Watch one live episode of Monday Night Raw. You'll change your entire month. Really? Why? Because there's too many commercials? There's about, let's see, say it's a two hour, two hour and 20 minute show. It'll be about 12 commercial blocks probably.

It's unreal. I don't know how you do it. Like, for example, I've been watching Dark Side of the Ring, but I've been watching it on YouTube. But it was clearly made for TV. Yes. Because it'll do that thing where it's like, uh, For example, they're like, Kurt Engel and Jeff Jared.

Kurt Engel's ex-wife was seen out with Jeff Jared and blah, blah, blah. Jeff Jarrett's ex-word. Hold on. Kurt Engel's ex-wife. Yes. Was Jeff Jarrett. Yes. So they set it up in a way that's like.

They're supposed to be. Karen Jarrett sits down and she goes, I've never talked about this ever. Now supposed to be a break. That's my commercial. But now it goes, bum, boom. I never talk about this ever So And I'm like

I don't have a time to soak that in Karen Jared's coming on TV Which is still one of the crazier Why? It did angles with it While it was going on It wasn't like Oh we were married 10 years ago

We're not anymore It's they talk about a dark side of the ring Everything's fine now Well Jeff Jarrett was like It was the best angle we ever had Because like you guys don't think that we get along We're co-parenting these children together. That was crazy.

It was a cool angle. Anyways, I like a pace. The kids nowadays they watch their show nonstop. I like a pace. Go, go, go, go. I like pace. I'm the oldest man ever. Go, go, go.

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We'll August 7th. I bet that's going to be so fun. I bet there's going to be at least one cake. I would hope so. If not several cakes. I would hope so. I'm on their website, enchanted forest.com slash history, reading about it.

And Roger, uh, Roger the founder. And when he built it, he realized it was very little for his family to see and do together. he formulated the idea for a theme park where he could use his creative talents. And though he had very little time or money to make his dream a reality, he persisted anyways. And now look at it. And now look at it. It's even crazy just to see what it's grown into from when we were kids until now.

Oh, I know. That's the wrong. I apologize. That's the wrong enchanted forest. Is that the one in Oregon? It is. My apologies. I'm going to say there was one out there.

There's the one. water safari history. I'll read that. In the next break, I was reading the wrong one. Gotcha. But that was the era where you could just make a theme part. Right. I'm going to make one. Yep. I'm just going to make one. The one that he made is similar to the one that was made here. Yeah.

Like the whole enchanted forest deal there. But then we turned it. This one here into water parks. It's awesome, man. We love it up there. So happy birthday. Next Friday. Put it to your calendar right now. Get on over there. And in Joy. It'd be fun.

Starting to think this lady didn't want to get married. Because a pretty telltale sign. Who? Your wife? Pretty telltale sign. My wife doesn't want to be married. No, no, no, no. No.

But this, in this story here. Okay. And I would think a pretty big clue that she doesn't want to get married is the night before her wedding, she lit the church on fire. Oh. Is that a red flag? That might be what I would call a red flag. Especially because it's taking place in Utah at a church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,

so maybe it was really Mormon stuff because she didn't want to get married. And she's like, I'm not just going to soak. 25-year-old Utah woman is behind bars after allegedly setting fire to a church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints while helping set up for her own wedding. Tessa Morino forces aggravated arson, a first-degree felony, along with theft as surveillance-footed from the Ace Hardware nearby, Shows her allegedly stealing lighters on July 10th. What?

And then just... And then lit the bitch on fire. And walk back over and started like, just lighting stuff up. They say the fire broke out in the church's Relief Society room. Damage is estimated over $100,000. Is that a bathroom? I don't know. Because they call it Jesus Christ a Latter-day Saints meeting house.

So was she just walking on going, And you. And you. And I like you. And she had to steal the lighters. Like, is that another Mormon thing? Thou shall not buy light equipment. Shall not have artificial flame. Thou shall never have artificial flame.

What's the point? Listen, I'm not here to bust on anybody's religions, but you're a little silly Mormons. I was like two bucks. You're a little silly from all your rules out there. Mormon life is something different, man. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Babe, I know you lit the church on fire before our wedding, but like, Do you still want to go through with it?

Do you still want to read the Golden Plaques? Do you want to... Joseph Smith found that was written only he could read? I have my marriage underwear on. Can we not? Don't they wear the special underwear?

Do they? Yeah. I don't know. Because didn't Mitt Romney wear special underwear? We would, I bet. But I don't know if Mormons have special underpants. Mormon underwear.

Yeah, Mormon underwear is called Temple Garments. Oh, good. The garment of the holy priesthood. That's good. They can't be any weirder. Mine's all just add that in there. It's a two-piece undergarment. Oh, good.

They serve as a physical reminder of promises made to God and personal commitment to living a moral life. Yep. Have a soak. Type in temple garments or Mormon underwear and see what these look like. All right. For those you're just listening, it looks like the most uncomfortable boxers shorts you've ever had because they go to your knees.

Yeah. And then a t-shirt. And the ladies have to wear similar bottoms that go to your knees. Yeah. And then the top shirt. Top shirt. Yeah, Katie says, did you know the golden plates were found in Palmyra, New York? And they were like, get out.

Mormonism started in New York. Yeah. And we kicked them out. And they're like, well, where are we supposed to go? Anywhere but here. Get out of it. It really was. if you guys ever want to go on a deep dive,

just learn about the amount of cults and religions that have started in New York. Yeah. We're super good at culting. We're super good at religions. We're real good at doing cults. You're looking up the underpants? I see those.

I mean, I'm going to get you closer to God. I want to get them for myself. Keeps you closer to God. Because they don't want, they don't like, there's a thing with stitching in the Mormon religion where you can't have like crazy stitching. They feature simple stitched symbols that remind wearers of faith, goodness, and temple covenants. Yeah, the Oneida Mansion House.

That was a call. We got a bunch of them around here. Waring these undergarments daily, wearing these daily helps members keep God's commandments in their minds. Because you're so uncomfortable. Same. That's why I wear them. You're like, why, why are my underpants-o bunched-up?

The commandments, that's right. Tubbs keep me holy. That's right. Holier than thou. Listen, I don't, I don't, you celebrate, follow whatever religion you want. But we can all agree Mormonism is like the silliest, right? Just watch the stuff like that. You got a guy, come out of the woods, say that he found these tablets, but only he knows what they say.

You can't see them. You can't see them, though. Ah, ah, ah. Dom, Dom, Dom, don't. I'll tell you what they can. say and honestly guys it would be like me it would be like me coming out of like i don't know some kind of like court hearing and being like they really like me in there i don't ask them but they said i'm innocent and then i i was this one time and then he wrote everything i wrote everything

down he was saying but then i lost it and i can't do it exactly again yeah because that goes against it so i got to just kind he's gonna kind to tell me again i kind to remember you guys had to be there You had to be there. But you couldn't. You couldn't be there. Only I could be there. I was the chosen one. Sorry.

And then all of New York's like, get out of here. Go away. You have to leave. We have a job. I mean, jerb. At least for now. And tonight's job. What's a jerk?

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Yes. Well, that's what the Lord requests. Yes. If you wear too short of underpants, then you're a sinner. Well, that's... I mean, that's actually true, though. So, I mean, let's be careful. In a new survey,

49% of people claim they would rather inherit nothing at all than have to deal with your loved one's junk. Oh. Now, I'm going to say, hopefully my mother's not watching right now. No, I want...

stuff. You do? Not stuff, I guess. I guess there's not really... Because I'm cleaning... When I had to move those washer, the washer and dryer and then bonus freezer.

Yep. The other week. And I'm just going through my parents' house and the basement and then the garage. And I'm like this... Y'all better figure this out before you pass on to the next realm. Yeah. Because I'm just going to... I'm going to go

full Mormon wedding and just light this place on fire. I mean, I did it with Frank stuff. I don't want to be in charge of all this. I didn't want any. There was nothing I could do with any of his thing, so it was just... Now, feel free to leave me cash, prizes, property. Yes. If there's that stuff.

But I don't need your old jar of screws. I don't need the garage full of boxes and old sewing machines or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Random assorted two-by-fours and all of that. that crap. I don't want that crap. No, that I think is just you have to do it because they're saving it because they need it for some reason. First of all, they don't. There was nothing in my parents' garage. Oh my God. They needed. There was nothing they needed. The second you throw out any of that is the second that you're going to get a phone call. Josh, did you, uh...

Josh, I was looking for a can of paint that I was. I got in 1994 want to match that shade. Did you throw it out? No, I actually, I had an old jar of screws from the original, the original White House before the war of 1812. Now, I agree. And Fuzz is right. Some old people stuff is cool.

That's true. That is true. You go to these estate sales. Marissa posts on her TikTok all the time about estate sales. I know Fuzz loves a good estate sale. Then, yeah, you can get some good stuff. but also old people, 80% of their stuff isn't cool. Like, you'll find that glassware that you like.

It was just their stuff. Old prints, but it was like their old stuff. Yeah. Yeah, like a lot of their clothes, there'll be a thing or two, but for most part it's just somebody's war. In a new survey, 49% of people would rather inherit nothing at all than have to deal with their relatives junk. 20% say they would choose to inherit everything if that was an option,

meaning dealing with all that junk. I mean, it depends. I'm sure a lot of these people they ask. I'm sure a couple of them have parents or relatives. Like mine? No, I was going to say that they've got, you know, millions of dollars and things. Well, yeah, no, no, I want to. No, no, no, you had rather inherited it all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. True. True. Because that would really piss me off. That would really piss me off. If my parents then say, here, Josh, here's the house. And they won't. Going to my sister.

She's the favorite. But, which is nice. which is actually a relief. So they're like, here, Jenna, here's the house. And then Jenna just does one of these Braztech estate sales. Yeah. And they're like, we made $70 million off of your parents' trash. Nope, it's going to.

That's a Rover did he did a Brostex auction. Bernie Brostack, shout out. Or what a situation that is going to happen close to home is you'll have a place that is so cool, like their property is awesome, and the house is awesome and everything. And then the person they're going to leave. it to is absolutely unqualified andept and cannot take care of that property or afford it and are immediately going to sell it off.

Yeah. You see that by me a lot where it's like there's a nice house in Oswego County and it's been nice forever and ever. And clearly the owners passed away and left it to like their dopey 40-year-old son who now has three lawnmowers in the yard. And forgets that you got to do taxes every year. And like the windows are covered. It's like you see the downfall of people's stuff.

I'm like, oh, well, my up. Andy, my grandmother passed away and I got a box full of Reader's Digest Jewelry. Oh, nice. Okay, okay, okay. And Jojo says, my father told me he was leaving me the house we grew up in. Then my stepmother convinced him to sell it and move to Florida. All right. Stepmothers.

Already then? And it's emotional, too. Yeah. Like, I just look at the stuff in my office and I'm like, if I drop dead tomorrow, they got to deal with all this, it's just crap. Or we'll do a nice sale of some sort. Do a nice little sale. Do a nice eBay sale or something. I don't know.

Come rummage through Josh's stuff. Step over his body and pick out something fun. Any price. We'll take it. Mm-hmm. What do you guys think? Do you want to inherit all the junk in case there's some good stuff? Or do you just want nothing at all?

Ideally, give me a total. Cash and prizes. Oh, wow. I mean, boats, cars. Jetsky? Jetsky would be dope. Can I get all of the things put into Jetsky? Is there a way to do that?

Yeah, sell the things and then obviously, Judge. Ah, someone else do that? Coming up tomorrow and Saturday at the Oswego Speedway, the full throttle empire truck show, Upstate New York's wildest truck event. Whoa, that was a truck to one by right now. Listen to that. And part of the show will be another Burnout Nationals appearance on the line.

Tommy's here. What's up, Tommy? Burnout Nation. Good morning, gentlemen. How are we doing today? We're fantastic. So what are we going to expect this weekend? I see it to different style burnout than what we had at the nationals.

You know, so it's basically the same style burnout competition. The only difference is we're doing this for the Empire Truck Show this weekend. So this is Oswego Speedway. This is a new venue to us. We've never been there. And we're doing two days of skids this weekend. So we're doing Friday night is going to be like a test in tune, you know, more of a novice night, if you guys want to come out, you want to bring your cars and you want to try your

first burnout, make sure you have your helmet, make sure your car or a truck has a seatbelt, we're going to get you right out in the pit, we're going to have a safety meeting with you, and we're going to give you guys an opportunity to test the waters and see what your skills are. And then Saturday night, we have another $5,000 Australian-style burnout competition. We're going to pick some of the new novices from Friday night. We're going to allow them to get in that competition on Saturday, and then we're going to spin against the pros on Saturday. So we have two days of skis this weekend, but the truck show is something that's really special because they've got monster trucks. They have mega trucks.

They have motorcycle stunt riders. I believe there's a mobile dino that's going to be on site. Bluon Beer Garden. We're doing our bikini contest, $1,000 bikini contest on Saturday night, and then we're finalized in that with a $5,000 burnout competition. so we're super excited, a brand new market for us, and it's going to be a great weekend. Tommy, how do people get involved and take part of Burnout Nationals this weekend? Yeah, yeah, so you can go right to the www.mpiretruckshow.com.

You can get signed up right there, or you can sign up right at the gate. You come on over to our souvenir trailer. You talk to Paige. Page will get you right signed up for the weekend's activities. And again, we are Friday and Saturday. mobile dino, monster trucks, motorcycle stunts, burnout competition, beer garden. Did I say beer garden, guys? Yeah, but, yeah, beer garden.

If I'm not mistaken, there's over 30 vendors that are signed up a well. I mean, this is going to be a great multi-year show, and this is also put on by the Syracuse Nationals, you know. Syracuse Nationals, you know, we had a great time there last weekend or two weekends ago. Great show. The weather kind of, you know, just, you know, was a little funky, but they still. came out in troves, and we really had a great time. So explain again, because I know it's a truck show, but we can do cars or trucks at burnouts? Yeah, anybody is welcome at the truck show.

So even though it's build the truck show, you know, it's a show. So even if you have a nice 55 Chevy or you have a lifted Jeep or, you know, you have a really nice Mustang, we want you to show those, you know. It's going to be a lot of trucks there, but, you know, we encourage anybody to come out with any one of their custom rides and show that off. And in the burnout competition, it's anything goes. I mean, you got a go-kart that can do a burnout that's worth of $5,000. Come on out with your go-cart.

Your sister's, you know, Prius, you know, your dad's a challenger, or if you got that lifted or lowered Jeep or a truck, bring it on out and have some fun with us. Tommy, speaking as a lifelong Oswego County resident, you are in for some fun this weekend, my friend. I am super, super excited to be up at the grand. It's a brand new market for us, you know, right up by Lake Ontario. So, you know, we're super excited to be in that market. And we hope maybe you guys will come out. I'll throw you in the passenger seat.

Once I do that, you guys will be building a burnout car next week for sure. Oh, I love it. Tommy, thank you much for calling him, man. We see you this weekend. I appreciate you, man. Thank you so much. And again, tickets and registration are at www. Empire Truck Show.com.

Thank you, Tommy, Tommy, from Burnout Nationals calling in again. Yes, Empire Truck Show.com. If you want tickets, text the word truck with your email address to the K-Rock text line, truck, and your email address to the K-Rock text line. I will pick those winners by the end of today's show so that you can get those emails and go to the show tomorrow, go to the show Saturday, and listen, I'm talking specifically to my Oswega County people. I mean...

I know you have something that you've been. And you're proud of, and you want to do burnouts with it, and you want to win cash with it. Yes. Get over the Speedway this weekend. Or at least try. Yeah. At least try. I know you put together some Frankenstein car in your garage that does sick burnouts.

Now whip around in the dirt with it. I'm speaking specifically my cousin Travis and his friends, Travis. Hey. Get up there and win some money. Yo, Big T. What it is. You're up there and win some money, all right? This life is more than just to read through.

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Joe's buds and Hidden Gardens. How do you do? Do you do? Make this show possible tonight. Ooh. The trajectory of Katie Perry has been one fun to watch. Yeah. Because I really liked her in the beginning.

I don't necessarily dislike her now. No. I just think she's more of a punchline now. Yeah, no. She was in the beginning. It's almost like she turned into that the character she was kind of portraying. Yeah. But the character is not of the favor we enjoy.

Because Katie Perry started off as a warp tour artist. Like maybe you don't know that, but she was on the warp tour for, I think, a couple of years. Yeah, and it had a bunch of hits and everything. Then she broke through, and I remember the moment, she released, didn't even release it. He recorded that song, I kissed a girl. Oh. And then Madonna posted how much she liked it. Yep.

They blew her up. And then she's cool for a while and she's doing like firework and roar and all these like female empowerment songs. You're like, all right, Katie Perry's our pop star right now. Yeah, I like that. And it's just like these last couple of years. Because what even happened? I don't know what happened. I know the astronaut thing.

The astronaut thing was silly. But that wouldn't be enough to be like, we all hate you. She's dating Justin. I still think she's gorgeous, but she's dating Justin Trudeau. Yeah. And they're out at things,

just being silly. I don't say silly. And then this video's out that I didn't believe when I first saw it. Did you see her get stuck in the water bottle? Now I can speak up from experience in this situation. Excuse me. She does this thing. She's, I don't know if she found a monkey paw or like something cursed her.

But bad things keep happening to Katie Perry at her concerts. So like, I don't know when it was, but she was on something and like something broke and it almost dropped her. Remember that? Oh, remember that? Okay. Yep. And like weird things are happening at her concerts. All right.

So she's at the MTV Malta, Isle of Malta show. Oh. Last Wednesday, and there was a big inflatable water bottle that she climbed in to then crowd surf across the audience. Oh, you would be careful. Now, I can speak to my experience with this. Where I got into a bubble at a K-Rockathon once. And two things you should learn about being inside of a bubble in crowd surf. One is that you have no control over where you go.

No. It's a lesson Katie Perry learned to play the audio 40 second. The other is that you have limited oxygen. Isn't it like eight minutes or something before? Something less than 10. It's less than 10. Now I would imagine Katie Perry's probably isn't as janky as mine was. Mine was just an inflatable ball.

I would hope that she has a better one than I was in. So having those two things combined, I have no control of where I go. Nope. And I have limited oxygen. I can't believe. I was very nervous. So I put a knife,

a pocket knife in my pocket. Yeah. Because I was like, if I start to run out of air, I'm kind of cut myself out of this thing. Yes. And yeah, if someone can't get to you

or if it starts to deflate. So it was Chuckie Love and I think Eric was part of this. I'm sure Badger was a part of this. Everybody was out. So they put me out into the audience. Yeah. And the audience is bouncing me around.

and you can't stand, like you have no control over your body. You can stand it first until that initial, you try to take one step, and then it's... And I know that you're in a bubble of air, so you think it'll be soft, but it's actually quite the opposite. No, it's everyone's like hard hands. Yeah. Yeah. There's no, like, there's no, like, I don't know how to explain it. There's no padding between you and the people's just that's then sheet of plastic.

Yeah. So you're getting pushed around. You can push around. It's really uncomfortable. And then you start to panic because I'm out in the middle of this crowd and the stage seems so far away. And that's where I need to be. Yeah, but now what? And that's where I need to be.

And then they keep pushing you further back, further back. You're like, no, no, no, no. Send me back. And people are excited. They don't know the inherent danger you're in. All they see is a larger gentleman pull out a pocket knife and start. flailing it around. And I had a cape on.

I was like fat brother something super. I don't know what I was. George the stage. You're slicing the bubble. And as I start to reach peak panic, my direction shifts. And I'm getting closer and closer. And I've never been happier to find the embrace of Chuckie love. I've never been more hawk.

Chuckie, save me please. And then he ripped a zipper open and I climb up. Punched you in the face. Get the hell off my stage. Get out of you. Stupid bubble. So here's K. Katie trying to get back to the stage in her giant inflatable air bubble.

I don't have a video of it. Oh, she's screaming. Give me back to the stage. You don't, you're a piece, you're a prop now. You're no different than a beach ball. Did nobody tell her before? Like, hey, when you get in this, you have no control or anything. I think I need to be hired as a consultant.

As a crowd surfing airball consultant. Because I feel like as a celebrity, she's probably like, no, I'll be able to walk on them and if they'll put me wherever I want them to. Maybe. It's like this. I say go to the stage. I go to the stage. No, you're the most helpless you've ever been is when you're in an inflatable something

floating atop a crowd. They could end your life. They could have killed Katie Perry then if they wanted to. They probably did. That's not the real Katie Barry. The different Katie Barry. No. Or we let the real one up in space.

She might just need to go away for a little while. She's just become a punchline to everything. And I don't even, I mean, I see a couple things in the chat, but like, okay, I didn't even know. I didn't know any of this. Yeah, people in chat are saying she being accused of things. I don't know. I don't know anything about her. Crazy.

All I know is just silly stories keep coming out of. For doing stuff like that. Yeah. And going to space. Yeah. Like, Katie Perry eaten by hippopotamus wouldn't shock me. I'd be like, ah, that makes sense. Katie Perry about me got eaten by the hippopotamist.

Yeah. Katie Perry falls out of hot air balloon lands in hippopotamus tank. Yeah. That makes sense. That sounds about right. I mean, your ad daffies do be done tonight. You could do it two nights in a row, Shake Shack. Well, there's a couple other spots around that I wanted to try.

Because it's a hub. Cody got shake shack for the first time last night. And I got, yeah, I'd never tried it. So I wanted to try it. I'd never seen a blue duck. So I want to drop Blue Duck. I drew the Duck Blue. Burger, you said, just a Five Guys Burger.

I thought it was almost the exact same as a Five Guys. I'm not sure I'd be able to tell the difference, to be perfectly honest with you. The fries, obviously, 100% different. Yeah, and then you got the cheese sauce, and I've been craving a crinkle cup fry with some cheese sauce for a minute.

And it was that good cheese sauce, like that sharp cheddar yellow. Right to my arteries. It was very good, and it was a little bit cheaper than five guys, I would say, although it is always weird customizing my hamburger.

I know, just stripping it down to a hamburger. What did you get on it? Because if you go through, like, their menu. He doesn't like cheese on burgers anymore. Like the double cheeseburger things they had, there was no option to take the cheese off,

because it's a double cheeseburger. So I just did the hamburger and you make it a double, and you add the bacon and the pickles, you know, that stuff. You just do the reverse of taking everything off it. We're talking Nickelodeon because shout out, stay fresh. They're doing a big Nickelodeon, vintage Nickelodeon thing tomorrow night. It was funny. At their spot and he's doing funny Wienerville clips or whatever.

But I always craved the you can't do that on television, Barf Burger. Did you ever watch that show? Yes, but I. It was supposed to be a gross kitchen. I don't know the burger. And it always made me want a hamburger. Oh, I don't know. Barf would be like, they'd go to his diner or whatever it was.

Yes, I remember that. And barf burgers, he'd make him. And they were all floppy and gross. But I was always like, own a burger. Gross. No, you know what I think in other places it might have these. I think the game changer, and I'm going to save this thing, what Shake Shack did have was for their fries.

in the fries, like I took everything out and looked at the fries, and there was like a wooden stick. Yeah. Sticking out of the fries. Yeah. Oh, what the hell? And I pulled it out. The end is like two little wooden prongs.

It's a little fork. It's a little fry fork. Yeah, that's why I like it. You fricks. I don't got to touch anything. Fricks with a fry fork? Fricks with a fry fork. I don't got to touch anything.

F. Now, I got on this because I was giving free plugs to double cheese. Because double cheese in Liverpool, I ate there recently. Yeah. My rating of them also extremely good They have a cheese sauce They have fries Their burgers are closer to a Burger King

Like it's a flame grill patty I think Gotcha And that was very yummy too So but now that like I haven't done better burger yet No but I haven't either of those Yeah Now that like that those two five guys and that And shake shack because that's a chain

I think those states the same Burger King and Dairy Queen That's the same company though That's why That's what I mean If they're all kind of gonna be the same and or same companies. Do Sonic burgers just taste like McDonald's?

Maybe. It is kind of like... That was my first thought. What tastes like McDonald's? Then somebody's got to taste like McDonald's. Well, private equity is kind of rooting chain restaurants because everything is being Ciscafied. Like everything is just Cisco.

So Cisco delivers to all these restaurants. Like, here's meat. You forgot how to cook it. And I'll get the same foods. Like, you can follow accounts online who are like, hey, Cisco just announced their new fried pickles. So expect these are, restaurants to have new fried pickles or whatever.

Yeah. Like, it's all the same. But yeah, I think that they're probably just like, like how Lexus is just a Toyota with more parts. I think that's just what they do with these spots. Like you want to. You want a dairy queen burger.

Oh, that's a little more expensive than a, you know, Burger King or whatever. I would definitely get it again, though, shake. I'm getting 10 a.m. Shake check. Because what I also got was because I wanted to see what they were like. I got their little like chicken bites things. Okay.

They were exactly like KFC. They tasted just like KFC. So I would definitely get a chicken sandwich from them. Yeah, a lot of places aren't making their own things anymore. A lot of things just come out of a factory and it goes into their restaurant. It's sold to you. Yep. Well, speaking of food factories,

imagine living in St. Mary's Newfoundland, Cody. Hold on. All right. I'm visioning myself there right now. All right. Can you smell that? Uh-oh. You two. No, but close.

Okay, no, what am I smelling? Fish sauce. Here's the problem in St. Mary's Newfoundland. I don't know where Newfoundland is. Canada, bro. Oh. Canada. I was over in Europe.

Let me try to smell it again. Refram. Oh, now I smell the fish sauce. Now I smell the fish sauce. Oh, yeah. A whole town can because here's what happened. In the early 2000s, the Atlantic seafood sauce company shut down. Early 2000s.

Well, I guess they shut down, but didn't empty their tanks. So since the early 2000s, 250,000 gallons of rotting fish sauce has been sitting in this town. Oh, no. No. Government has been like townspeople were like we got to get rid of the fish sauce guys. It's been 20-something years.

So finally, the government has dedicated $1.4 million to getting rid of the fish sauce. And what they're doing is they're just slicing open these tanks and they're letting this peat moss sop up all of this fish sauce so that it can be easily hauled away to a landfill.

Oh. I mean, that's a smart move. I mean, can you, well, no, you said they closed. I'm going to say, can we sue the hell out of that company? What? Some out of how, please. Kristen on the text line, I just threw it by my mouth. I'm going to fro up.

I'm a fro up. The neighborhood is, like, the, the residents are very excited. One member said, I teared up several times watching the first truck load depart. I could finally feel hope that we'd be done with the fish sauce.

I, that, since the early 2000. Now here's the bad news. It's probably spoiled in like five years. It's going to get worse before it gets better. They plan to be done by October. But they're saying, as they're emptying these tanks, and it's getting sopped up,

it's going to get a little more pungent, especially if you get a hot day, Gonna have a lot of fish sauce. I don't go home. Worst vacation ever. Sorry. Either got to live next to the rotten fish sauce or the data center. You got to pick one.

Sorry. I think they're both about to be rotten fish sauce. Yeah, I don't want them. I don't want them. Congratulations, St. Mary's Newfoundland. You did it. Tonight, Coco Puffs, you can get all of the links and streams and podcasts at the show. Dot FM.

One simple site. What? Now with cheese sauce. Oh, now we're just. cheese sauce. Yeah. I already forget. Were you a McRib guy?

Or no? I like it once. Because they, Shake Shack has a, like a rib sandwich thing. I was like, if I was more of a shake shack of fishing, I would get that,

but again, I had to get it. A McRib falls in the same category as a grape soda. Like right now you saying make rib, I'm like, dude, I want to make rib. And then I'd eat it.

And I go, and then I'd eat it. And I go, Oh. Yeah, right. Oh. I would eat the whole thing and I would enjoy it.

But then I'd be like, I don't need a McRib for a while. Same with grape soda. I'm like, dude, a grape soda. It's slap right now. Hey, I haven't had a McRib in a minute. I don't have one and I'll go, oh.

I'm good on that. Couple sip. Yeah. Okay, I'm done. I'm reading this article from people who are sharing which celebrities were surprisingly rude in real life. Why, I got to be so rude. Now, I got to give people the benefit of the doubt, celebrity or not.

Sometimes you just having a bad day. Mm-hmm. I need the data to come, like, there needs to be like multiple days. Yeah. Or reports. of this person being rude? Yeah, Alis Baldwin. Yeah, he's rude in his life.

He was a douchebag here, yeah. Yeah, he's generally pretty rude. I can verify that. No. But I can imagine there's been people that have met me who are like, he was not very friendly. Because I'm probably not. No one's ever.

I'm like, yo, your buddy's jerk. Yeah, probably. Trying to think if anybody ever... Some of these names were surprising. Even here. Rob Schneider was a jerk. I don't like him. That was a little before me.

I didn't have to deal with him. Schneider. I did you with Polly or Polly Shore. Yeah, yeah, Polly Shore when he thought you were kicking him out. Because I was kicking him out. He'd been here long enough. It was over. We were done. I really had enough of Polly

Shore. Well then when there was, and there was no more nothing else to do. What do you want? Do you want to live here now, Polly? No. This ain't your mom's house that you've really lived in your whole life. Move it along. Leave. Ben Raleigh says Jeff Gordon, biggest prick I ever met. Really?

I was an intern of Channel 5. Interesting. Do I have any celebrity dirt? I mean, you were right. Baldwin was a dick. Oh, Sully from God's Mac. Solly's usually a dick. A dick three out of three times.

Yeah, he's usually a dick. Bubba, ba, ba. Bubba stank guys weren't very friendly to us. Oh, yeah, that guy was- them up for a whole year. Yeah, that guy was such a jerk that he sat down in the middle of me trying to have a conversation with him. So he wasn't really cool. Sorry, Doug, you're not.

That popular. Is that his name, Doug? Yeah. Huba stank. You guys, you guys suck. But otherwise, surprisingly, most bands that I've met have been pretty decent. They've been pretty nice.

No, yeah. Almost all have been very humble. Brett Smith, Shine down. One of the nicest dudes. Apologized for 10 minutes because he was like five minutes late. Because, yeah, you had to take a shower after he worked out. Super good dudes. The guys from Papa Roach are always super nice.

Yep. I always find that like... Gwar, super nice. No, I was just going to say, I always find that the screaming... The louder the band, the nicer they are. Oh, he's extremely nice. Mm-hmm. Or just quiet. Yeah, Ice 9 kills, super nice guys when they came in here. Yep.

Pierce the Vowel, super nice guys when they came in here. Yep, very, very cool dudes. So this list has Will Ferrell. Oh. This person said a complete jerk when I encountered him. I didn't even know was him until after the interaction. Interesting. Yeah, maybe. Maybe he's just sick.

Like, I didn't know that. Maybe some of these people are just sick of being Will Ferrell. Pardon me. Yeah, and a lot of them, you're, you're, it's probably all day. Will! Will! So who knows what you caught him at that he was like. Like, as, all right.

As much as I love our audience and appreciate all of them, no, I'm a nobody. And I like being a nobody. I like being able to kind of skate through life and nobody's yelling, Who, elf, do help, do buddy the elf. Like, no one's yelling at me anything. No, we get it every once in a while. We get, you love the show. Yeah, we're not.

That's it. It's all I ever get. Yeah. Like the bakery at tops, the ladies are like, hey, are you, are you Josh? And I go, yeah. And they go, oh, we love you so much. Can we get a picture? Of course you can.

All right. Those people are always very nice. Of course you can. It's very nice. People are yelling at me all day. Ariana Grande. I can believe she would be a lot. She looks like a lot.

I could see she'd be very extra. Quote, she yelled at my brother while he was a custodian at Disney. I can see that. Yeah. This one kind of breaks my heart because I do like Morgan Freeman, but this guy said, my brother-in-law served in popcorn at our local movie theater. It was bad popcorn. He attempted to compliment Morgan to which Morgan Freeman replied, butter my damn popcorn.

Butter my popcorn. Ice Age 3 is starting soon. Millie Bobby Brown breaks my heart too because... I've heard that. Like, anybody who's a young star, either they don't have media training, but it's also like, dude, you're on the up, or you're on the come up right now. Or you're only popular because people, you know, we're all about you. So maybe don't then turn right around and be like,

Ew. Like, again, I'm at no level of a celebrity of these people, but the advice I've always given people is the people you see on the way up are the same people you're going to see on the way back down. Yeah. Okay? Go to any wrestling convention. I don't care who you are in the 80s.

These are the people that were there for you in the beginning, that the people you're going to want on the outside, on the way down. You're going to see the same people. So you better not be a dick because you want them on the other side. Right. See, tacos. The day I saw you at Spirit, I remember, and make a big deal about it, try to be polite and quiet and quiet.

Same with Cody when I was out door dashing. Very nice. Yep. See? Did Cody answer his door and his underpants? Oh, dang. Are you here with my chickens? You bring my chickens? You got chicken for me. Are you, Cody?

I like to walk around my apartment and eat chicken. Are you doing my tanders? Are you here my tanders? Somebody that got door to, I know, well, I mean, it's the only person getting Sourdish every day. While I was standing out on my balcony, I was shirtless eating peanuts. I was just leaning over, just cracking them.

Yeah. Oh, are you doing? Yeah. Like, oh. Okay. Is he going to play the banjo? People are always... No, I don't got a banjo.

People, even though I talk about having lived in Oswego County my whole life, people are always surprised to see me just doing Aswego County things. Yeah. They're like, you're at Walmart? Yeah, I'm Fulton Trash. I am at Walmart. No, that's probably... I just happen to have a microphone I talk about.

That's probably... Probably where I get seen the most is Walmart. Yeah. I get stopped every single time I'm in the Fairmount Walmart. Yeah. Every time there's always somebody, hey man, love the show. Yeah, and that's great. We love you too.

We appreciate you. Follow us at the show. com. All the links, all the streams, all the podcasts. Yeah, well, I do. But they are always like, bro, you're, you're eating up, you're eating at the loop? Yeah, man. This is where is where I live?

Oh, or. Where else I'm going to go? You're eating alone in the Taco Bell. Yes. Of course I am. Yes. Of course I am. Yeah, why?

People see me like just waiting in the Burger King You're like, you're getting Burgering? Yes, I am fat, Fulton, trash. Have you not listened to me for 20 years? This is who I am. And I want my two double cheese burgers. Now give me. Shut up.

Nick Jonas, completely disregarded people at a meeting greet, Millie Bobby Brown. Doesn't even make eye contact or speak to this person. It's usually just because we annoy the crap out of them, so it's not their fault,

but you hear the wrestlers are grumpy all the time. Yeah, CM Punk, I give a pass, because he's made it clear he does not want you to bother him. Well, yeah, him people go out of their way to annoy him. So, yeah, someone's going to get backhanded. Yeah, someone's definitely going to get backhanded. And Fuzz is right. The number one line I always get is, where's Cody?

Who is? You're who is? We are not burden orny. We do not travel as a pair. That's what he thinks. We're together 80% of our lives, but very rarely. Pud says, I thought you guys had servants who get you food and you had private jets. And, well, we do, yes.

We do. All. Absolutely. I just like to give them days off as much as possible. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't look flashy. Yeah, like, do you guys...

Homemade cutoff tank top. Do you guys think we eat at those bougie, like, steakhouses and stuff? We don't have that kind of money. No one's ever paid us that kind of money. We never been welcomed in any of those societies. I don't even know where Prime is. It's closed now.

Oh, okay. Because we never went there. I don't even know. Like, they mentioned... We have never been part of the Central New York elite ever. They'll mention restaurants. all the time and I'm like lemon grass. Yeah.

I don't know where that is. I know what. I don't know where that is. Where? I don't know. What? Like where food? No idea. No idea. I don't eat there. I know it's fancy. Never been invited there. I'll take you. I'll take you to lemon grass.

But not prime apparently. Yep. Yep. Take it to the other one. What's the other one? Is there another one now? I've been to Danielas. Danielas I've been to a couple times But isn't there something else A different prime now I liked it

No there's always like And you'll see it And it's always like the SU elite Like they're going to the fancy restaurants And then they'll be like you know The media who's in Not even Polly gets invited to those But

No You gotta host of the news You gotta be on the TV And that's fine I don't want to go to those things I mean I don't know I like It would be a good meal I bet

I like steak But I also don't want to pretend I like Matt Park. I don't want to talk to Matt Park. No, no, God, no. And I don't want to wear the outfit. What, like the dress-up outfit? No, God, I got to wear like a shirt and tie. I don't want to do that.

I mean, I eat a steak. No, I'm not doing that. That's crazy. To want, pretend that we're all so important and influential. Why would you eat a shirt or wear a shirt and tie when you're steak? That's when I'd wear my cut off tank top. Yeah. Or a move.

You get any steak out here. So I got room. I got room to swell. I'm going to put on my shuddy hoop shorts. in the tank top. I'm Me Chip Prime. I'll be... You're at Olive Garden at 11 a.m.?

Yes, this is who I am. Yeah. Give me breath to... We've never been anything but authentic to you. We are trash. Now, give me a Cheeverger. And some reason, people like us. Now, give me a 10 o'clock cheeseburger.

All right. Perfect. Here's your schedule events today. Campers. Radio World, we're going to give you some 90s a night. That I did. Going to kick that off. Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Language.

It's alive, mostly. Twitch.tv.tv slash the show. Exactly. The show.com. I'm going to do a little golf. Play 18 holes for our gaming stream. Powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You were buying from Ryan.

Oh, okay. And then back at that same location tonight, 7 o'clock. Cocoa Puffs. I got to do this again. You do. You ain't done, bud. For hours? You ain't done.

Oh. And then tomorrow on our show, I'm doing a big ticket blowout. Oh. For this endless fires fest that's happening while we're off. It's going to be over at Sharkies. For Buzzball Friday. And we got Buzzball tomorrow, too. But we also have Q's Nutrition Club coming in.

Ashley's coming in. It's a beverage Friday. It's a beverage Friday. We're going to be hydrated homies. But these are really expensive tickets I'm giving away tomorrow. And I want you guys to win these. Very cool. This is a really good festival.

I want this dude to sell tickets to this thing. He put a lot into bringing this festival to town. So if you don't you embarrass us. Don't you embarrass me. Circle Jurch. 36 Mafia, Guar, tons of bands over the course of two days over at Sharkey's, endless fires fest. I'm doing a blowout tomorrow.

Tons of tickets to give away tomorrow, so be here. You embarrass me in front of circle jerks. If you embarrass me in front of Jerks. I swear to God. If you embarrass me in front of Guar while he's got on his big fake wiener. Okay. I swear to it. Don't you make eye contact with that codpiece.

Oh my God. Radio side. 90s and 9 kicks off right now. Gaming streams over on Twitch. Keep it locked. It's K Rock.