The Show - PEABO

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

Cody’s been getting high on his own supply. The Hurricanes get a fast goal, but fall to Vegas in Game 1. We honor the late Peabo Bryson. Josh is a shoe fraud & thinks he’s gonna bring back his big, dumb hat. Plus, so much more on a Wednesee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. is a hoi hoi happy wednesday you're like an influencer you know how they get ice coffee and they shake their little ice coffee like oh for the for the for the for the ASMR and then you got tap your tap your nails on it I don't really do you know nothing babes ooh blue rat squirt good morning babes oh blue rats squirt good morning babes I got to have my blue rats squirt in the morning you know that I can't start my day

oh a little blue rat months burbing up so much pickles you Did you get high in your own supply? Not really the runoff, if you will. So you're, oh, because I forgot you like to drink your pickle juice. Oh, boy. I brined myself, sir. If you've said I had like this much, like a glass, I'd be like, like a pint glass of pickle juice. Pretty good chance.

Pretty good chance. Maybe I probably did. Oh, bud. Yeah, I saw Cody sent me the photo of all of his. is pickles all ready to go for the weekend. I have what I only remember from working out 30 years ago called, like when you do like weight pumps. I have forearm pumps.

From opening all those jars. From shaking all those jars. Both of my forearms feel like I could today or tomorrow go out and hit so many home runs in baseball. Do it, Bob. Go hit the batting cages, Bob. But yeah, I had to take a little out here there. and I had like a runoff bucket, if you will. Excess pickle juice, yeah.

That I was using. A little sip of that. Because I had gloves on, so I wasn't going to be taking them on and off and on and off. So it was just easier to do. I had a runoff bucket and a little extra runoff pickle bucket. I just picture you during an autopsy and the, what are they? What is, like, a medical examiner? Is that me who it is?

Corner. Corner? Yeah. Corners like, Paul Bear. Looking at you, like, is he pit? Like, how did he get so much pickle? There's no real alcohol in his system, but he's so pickled. He's 90% pickle juice.

What the hell? Was he in a big vat of pickles? What happened here? Yeah. He's very well preserved. Good for you. Is it giving you burps like pickle burps? No, just when I burp a little, it immediate,

little pickle juice, but it's good. Go jump on our Facebook. page K Rock C&Y. You can see Izzy and Coco doing the cool nickels on the video over there. Big hit. It's going to be a big hit. It's the taste Syracuse coming up on Friday. And all I can think of was that once I sell out of a jar, that jar going to be empty, but going to have the juice. It's going to have, but it's going to be the. It's going to be very sweet. No, I've tried to. Yeah, it's good. Oh, it is. Oh, I've tried it. It's good.

So it's an upgrade to your usual pickle juice enjoyment. A little. Well, it's not so healthy anymore because it's got, you know, a little sugar in it and Kool-Aid in it. No, I've been rocking this at home. Yeah. When I'm talking about it, it's not just because I want to sell a bunch from this weekend. It's because once I started this, now I have them, I have two jars at home. Of Kulikls that are mine.

Private Reserve, Brewer's Reserve. I had it this, uh, when I made burgs. I slapped the cherry and a grape on the plate, uh, side by side them. Oh, it was awesome. Well, very good. Very good. Good morning, everybody. It is a Wednesday.

That means a whiskey Wednesday. Lord knows I need more of that tonight at 7 o'clock. Get a little bit in you, bro. Yeah, I'm pickled in a different way. They would see my organs and say, I don't know. Like a perfect match. What happened here? Take out your liver, put it in mine.

We'll switch for a little. Swapskis? Because mine's all pickled. Yep. So we'll get a little bit of my brine on you. And then we'll switch skis back. If you combined our blood, it would be a pickleback, essentially. It would be Jameson and pickle juice combined.

Pickleback in the morning. Pickle back in the morning. Twitch.tv.tv slash the show if you want to see what up. Where you are in there. K-Rock C-N-Y on the YouTube. K-Rock tax sign 315, 364, 1009. Let's get going. Over the hurricanes, it's three in 46 years.

And the Stanley Cup final is on the way. I got time to go get something to drink here. Yeah, which finished off the Apple. That's what I was doing. I was going to get a. Jeremy Lozano. I was peeing right now. They showed a score.

I heard this. I went, what? 25 seconds into the game, Hurricanes score. Game one last night of the Stanley Cup final. You said something happened where there was no commentators on TV or something? Yeah, I saw it on somewhere on one of the reels where some network broadcast somewhere didn't have the commentators. They just had arena noise.

And it was, so they were like, okay, fine, we're going to turn it up as loud. as we can and it was so loud. It was really cool. That was really cool. But then, you know, that was, you know, they didn't know it at the time. Yeah. Because there were a ton of goals, but that was really the highlight of the night for a long. Yeah, Golden Knights

taking the first game. Five to four. Then they, what, do they do like a couple nights off or how does it work? No, like two days. Two days. I think. I think it's, I know, today's Wednesday. Today's Wednesday. Tonight we have game one. Oh, yeah. I'm Nick Spurs at 830.

It's either Friday? Can't be tomorrow. It might be tomorrow. Go right now. It would be surprised if they did it tomorrow. Go right now. And then maybe Saturday. Yeah, they, uh, they, uh, we got all the sports.

You know, it's like, if you are enjoying sports right now is your time. Oh, I love it. As you got all the finals. This should be an awesome finals, I think. Yeah. I think. Anyway, we'll see. I could literally see it going both ways of the Knicks going crazy and sweeping them,

or the more likely Wembe going nuts and sweeping. Today and Friday in San Antonio, Knicks at Spurs. It's all really going to be a matter of if the Knicks can figure out a way to stop Wemby while also having Jalen Brunson go Buckwild. Yeah. Because the OKC couldn't do it. And they're not a similar team, but they're a similar built team. So I don't know.

I'm excited. I know a lot of Knicks fans. We got a lot of Knicks fans here, obviously, in New York. I'd love to see the Knicks. They're the team I've tried to lean more on being my team since the Sonics left because they're on TV every other day. But I don't know. Yeah, they might burn New York City to the ground if they win a championship. I don't know what will happen.

I saw videos of guys being like, I'll steal a car if they will, I'll give away my baby. Here's the deal, though. That's going to be either way. So I feel like whoever is. In charge needs to figure out a plan immediately because, yes, if they lose. Mom, Don, you got to start greasing up the poles and... Yeah, if they lose. Posing things down.

It's going to be bad. If they win... Mm-hmm. It's also going to be bad. But less violent. If they win, it'll be less. Okay, so if they lose, you'd think they're going to like things on fire. They win the light a little fewer things on fire?

Yeah, like they'll flip A car. A flip, okay. Yeah, you're right. Celebration. Yeah. Instead of anger, flipping a cop car or something. Yeah. It really might happen, especially because it's the NBA.

Mm-hmm. So if there's one game at all that's controversial, that's going the whole rest of the series. And if they lose, they'll go, right? It's because game three, flip this car! Yeah, and I kind of would like it. As long as this is not my car getting flipped over. You know, imagine that insurance call.

Yeah, hey, yeah, the Knicks fans flip my car over, so. And it's burned it, sorry. It's burned to the ground. So you got all the sports action happening right now. Go, go. There's good baseball on as well. There's a ton. And then next week, we get going.

With what next week? World Cup starts, bro. Oh. Let's go. I forgot. I saw because my kid yesterday was like, World Cup. To get a Knicks ticket, it's like $4,000.

To get a World Cup ticket's like $8,000 for the last row. This is an event for the well-off and it would have been up here. There's not that many well-off to fill a stadium, so just random schmose are buying $8,000 tickets? I have a feeling it's a lot of, of celebrity and rich CEO. I want to World Cup tickets is in America. But there's not, I mean, think of how big Matt life was when we were there for Oasis.

There's not that many rich people. So I think people are just like going into debt to go see the World Comp. That too. Or they saved up. I mean, I get it's the resale market. Maybe they got cheaper tickets when they got announced. But still, that's a lot of money. It's nuts.

I wonder if it's like that when they have. have them just in all their countries. I don't know. I don't think it's in L.A. or that much, but I was looking at resale tickets out of Mettlif. Oh, no, yeah. Thousands of dollars. Well, especially because that's where the final's going to be. Oh, it is at MetLife?

That's, you might be looking at that, too. I don't know what they're playing there because a lot of it, I think, is the other side, right? I think it starts kind of more out west and then a couple of the bigger ones come this way. I don't know the locations. Isn't it like in San Fran? It's everywhere. It's everywhere, right? In Jersey, Dallas.

Because they made him cover up his windows because I love that. I've read the article like every day for like a week. How did me, Jerry, cover up the glass? I can just picture him. I don't want to. And they're like, mm, but you're going to. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to hate to hear that, but the World Cup is bigger than the NFL.

Yeah. I mean, football is. On a world stage. Sorry, Jerry. Yeah, sorry, bud. A little bit bigger than your Dallas Cowboys. They're looking to make a bajillion dollars, and it'd behoove you to play along. Jolette Stadium had to cover up Jolette's logo.

Right. Yeah. All of that. They're trying. That's why NFL's trying to get into all the, you know, different countries and stuff. So they all better play nice. Yeah, Bob says there's a lottery for the cheap tickets. Yeah.

Right out the gate, you've got to get lucky. And then you can buy the tickets. You have to win a prize to that buy the tickets. Oh, sorry. And then can I, it's like, where do they broadcast the World Cup? Is it in one of these streaming services? Is it Fox? Is that where I've seen the commercials?

Okay. All right. Trying to remember. on Fox, one of those at the end. But, well, at least it'll be on America time. I don't got to stay up all night again. You're damn right. You're damn right.

Finally. We can watch that tootie-frutty sport where they just flop around and kick balls with the feet. Except for West Coast one who knows of the South said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a bide time. I'm excited to watch that because like we said, they say their broadcasts are different than any other sport we have. They don't take commercial breaks. There is timeouts, but they don't use them really, right?

They'll have a couple with sponsors and stuff. They'll shoehorn some stoppage times extra than they do now or would have done any other time. They would just be like a broadcast. Oh, it's a U.S. friendly versus England on Fox. Fun July. Sure, got you. This is the World Cup. So they'll make sure they have some commercials.

But it won't be as many as like we're used to. No, we're used to a lot of commercials. NFL game's got like, you know, 15 breaks in the first quarter. There's two halves. They'll probably break, oh, maybe four times each half. Mm-hmm. I can see.

I envision a lot of picture and picture. I envision Fox being like, and we'll go this screen a little small, but let me tell you about Liberty Bibbrii. Yep, 100% that. Absolutely that. I mean, that's the way most of them do it. Yeah. Lottie's celebrating five years

as a moderator in Twitch. Thank you, Lottie. Appreciate you, Bob. Dobby guy, bro, daby guy. Bra, daub it tough, bra. Who's there tonight? Who's it the food truck thing? Let's see.

Jilly dog. That's the slow walker. It's so confusing. Okay, go ahead. Shot me all the way back, thanks. It's all right. Jilly dogs, macaron, macawin, mamacitas. Yeah.

I thought Ruby's was going to be there. Yeah, it's next week. Guess I'll need to go see him at the 7th, Fed Credit, you can taste like that I'm right. Magus this weekend and around Clinton Square. Tons Fire, Via Napoli. Mm-hmm. That Bold Coast.

Yeah. So that'll be stuff for you and Wi-Fi for dinner time. There's definitely, because she likes that, right? Yeah, isn't that, like, the best one? That's what she liked, yeah. And then you can try that West End chop. Now that I'm looking at those pictures. Is it cheese sticks?

It's got cheese steaks. There's a couple tendies. There's a big fat bird. Yeah, I'll eat that. I'll get that. Oh, it's not, that's a chopped cheese, sorry, not a burke. Pardon. That be tough.

Check away. Dabit ga. Yeah. Dabit tough. That looks. You guys hear me using slang? I don't know any of those. I don't either, but my kids have been saying it.

I don't know. It's probably awful. It's probably something terrible thing. It's like, they'll say like, dabigah. It sounds like Sall Park. It means that bitch is, that bitch is gas or that bitch is tough. All right. So that'd be kicked out of school before this.

years over. They're not saying bitch. Not the people. They're saying the phrase will be Debega. Nope. Enough of that. Enough of the Debega! Nope, we're not doing that. Not irrevering things that refer to anybody as a bitch. It sounds like gibberish. It's like they just kind of slide it into conversations. It sounds like you're doing something from South Park.

It should be. It sounds like they did a thing or like, I bet we could get kids to do slime. It's a viral. It's a kid named Baba Harrelson, a teen. Uh-huh. Incorrect. Well, he tasted This is what you'll like. No. He tasted Kool-Aid-infused pineapple spears on a video.

Okay. That was the trend going around. Yep. And he says, Debit tough. I'll play it for you. I'll play it for you. They bit tough.

Debe a guy. Oh, yeah. They bit tough. Debe got. Oh, yeah. That bit tough. No. Deby got.

No. The kid slang. It's going to make me sound so old. What? That's stupid. That sounds stupid. Where he's talking? You sound stupid. It's a slang.

Yeah, that big tough. That big gal. Oh, yeah. Appreciate you, buddy. Yes, sir. Let me do this video. Today, we came to pull up. First question I want to know, was it really tough and gas?

Yeah, it was most definitely tough. And how you feel about blowing up? It's good, it's good. And, you know, got a whole bunch of things. People would be in the comments saying you would fake your voices, is that true? Yeah. That's real how I thought. No.

It's not. You from Florida or stuff? No, I'm from Illinois. And what made you start talking like that? No, I don't know. Just how I grew up. I just don't understand teens anymore. I don't know what they're saying.

Jimmy says, do your kids say siobu? Maybe, I think they do. I don't know. They say words I don't know. Like, at least we used to say cornholio. That's at least sounds like a word. Just as stupid. It's just as dumb.

They'd be like, no. Stop saying corno. But now the teens are just, they just make noises, and I have no idea what it is. I make noises. My kids will have a whole phrase, and I go, I don't know what that means. Debut, duh. I like to make noise. That be gay.

What is that? Oh, okay. Scibu is. Shut your bitch ass up. All right, see? Why are we also? Why are the teens fighting?

Relax. That's just silly slang. Sybu. That's so sad. That's so sad. Si boo. I love one song's had that Cassio keyboard sound in it. Rest in peace, Peebo Bryson.

Why do I know that name? That's not him. That's going to be the male singing. But he was everywhere in the 90s, bud. I'm going to show you all the Peebo. That's a shame. 75 years old. Oh, okay.

I do know the older look of him, not the recent. Wow. All right, Peebo, take it away. Go ahead, Peebo. Hell yeah. This banger. You're right. They all started with this kind of like.

Songs are too short now. Back in the 90s. Yeah. Um, this is not Peebo. This is Steve from the whole house. Oh, you're right. My apologies. Peak 1900s.

Yo. Like, not to be the old guy, but I guess I've been old all morning. I mean, I guess Toy Story has songs in it, but the movies still have songs in them. I mean, they're not bangers. They're not bangers like this. Like this anymore. Remember once in a while, you'll get a couple, like the Frozen one? Oh, yeah, Frozen had songs in it.

You're right. They'll get stuff like that, but it's not like every single. No, it's not Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, American Tale. Yeah, they don't have every one. Or also, maybe people with kids, maybe they like, yes, they do. Yeah, you're right. Maybe I don't know. In that wheelhouse.

Does, like, Moana and all those have their own songs and stuff? I guess Disney musicals would. But they don't catch on like this. He also had a very successful solo career. Did he? I would have just been the jingle guy. I'm like, you know a little bit of this? What do you mean?

You would just do like the... Like just Aladdin stuff, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Gun for hire. He's gun for hire. That's his wife. Oh, what is she hot? Peebo.

Something that you tune. Oh, got the pie. Peebo. Celebrating the life of Peebo, Bryce. You're number one, Peebo, Rising Station. Yeah, he probably doesn't even play this on Sunny anymore. Oh, I did see that. The Toy Story 5 is going to have a Taylor Swift song, so that'll be the huge one.

Yeah, K-pop Demon Hunters. Yeah, so I guess they got, they're still... I just might not be in the demo. Yeah, we just don't know them anymore. We're not out there being like, you heard that new Aladdin banger? You guys listen to that new Disney soundtrack? Check that out? I thought this was K-Rock, not K-P.

Peebo. You're right, Kyle. That's what you thought. It might be a Peebo day for your boy driving around. It's a little too low-key. This is this grocery store music. Oh, is it? Yeah.

I don't think this touches a super cuts, though. This is more grocery. This is not going to supercuts. 7 a.m. It's a chopper Tuesday morning. Yeah. That day part. The backup music for these guys was the best.

I just love a slow jam, man. Peebo! Peebo! Drop it, Peebo! Drop it. I got to take my pants off. Hold on a second. Peebo. Peebo got me worked up.

Peebo for you. Peebo got me worked up. Catfish Corey says, Missed the show. Glad to be back working early morning. Hello. We're coming back, Catfish. Welcome to the whole Peebo hour. You're back just in time for the Peebo hour.

Welcome to the Peebo hour. Let's see if another one. Oh. Surprise he wasn't in more, like, the first set there, the Aladdin's and the such. Why, you know, you... I mean, dude. You're in Aladdin. How you think that...

Why do you won the two Super Bowl. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. It really did. I can show you the world and beauty and the beast. Yeah. You drop that mic and you walk out. I'm done.

Ken said this Saturday morning at the liquor store when the stock guy puts on reruns of Casey Kaysam. The funniest line I've heard Paulie say in a while unintentionally is we were in a meeting. Polly is, believe it or not, in charge of Sunny 102. I don't know how that happens. No one else wanted us to. Nobody else wanted it. And he goes, we've added a little, we've extended the Casey Kasem day part. And I said he's been dead 20 years.

What do you mean you're extending his day part? He's going more. God, they are ringing that Casey Kasem. They're cheaper when they're free and dead. They cannot get enough Casey Kasem. I'm Casey Kaysam It's his Peebo Bryson

I'm gay He died in 2014 As far as you know I did I love a slow jam Rust in peace Peebo Bryson Casey I'm Casey Keezy Keeble Bryson

Together together together Together again I'm listening to Peebo Son of Shining Peebo on the speakers, baby Here is The first goal of last night's Stanley Cup final with no broadcaster audio. I guess the Indianapolis broadcast. Oh, okay.

Did not have the broadcaster audio in it. It was cool to just hear the crowd, though. To hear him start it too, the fast break. Cool way to start the game. Although it would be so confusing at home. What's going on? What's going on? I need someone to describe it to me.

Yeah, Hurricanes got one quick. And ended up losing the whole thing. but golden nights up one game in the Stanley Cup final. Go-co! Today for our gaming stream, we will do game one of Nick Spurs. Yeah. We'll need to flip a coin and, uh... That's gonna be cool.

Pick our team that we'll stick with for the whole time through, so... I wish it, though, again, I wish they would just start them a little earlier. At 8.30's too late. Come on. I'll catch, like, the first... Like, there's no... Quarter, I guess. There's no need for that.

San Antonio? So what times it in San Antonio? 6.30 when it starts, maybe? Oh, I don't even know the... The difference. But it's like, come on. Touchdown. 8.30.

Can't just start at 8? That does make a difference. I got to go to bed. Because now, like you said, it's going to go for one quarter. Great. But all of a sudden it's going to be 11 something. Not me. I'm going to bed.

God forbid they can't just start two minutes earlier. I don't have sports fomo like you. I can go to bed and check the score in the morning. I can go to bed whenever I want. I don't even care about no sports. I can check the score in the morning when I get up. So. I dragged chat through this.

There is a thing I'm thinking of, and I don't know what it is, where, like, it was a magazine or a TV show or whatever to be like, here's the celebrities on the incline and celebrities on the decline. That's all I remember. If anybody remembers what that was, please help me. But I have a list of the 10 summer picnic foods that are on the incline and the 10 that are on the decline. So there's 10 that are getting much more popular.

Okay. And there's 10 on their way out. All right. What one do you want first? The ones on the decline or the incline? Yeah, well, well, you pick. You pick. All right, I'll do decline first.

All right, what's on the way out? Number one better be hot dogs. Close, spam. That's fine, great. Spam is on the way out. Great. There ain't no need for spam. I know that some cultures use it and stuff, but there's a need for spam.

There's a need for spam. There's a need for spam. We have fake whatever. It's hot dogs. Yeah. That's hot dogs. And has anybody had the spam? Hot Dogs yet?

Because I will eat those. I will eat a spam hot dog. I mean, I think it's what it is. It's different non-meat. Hot dog is a non-meat, but then the spam is a different non-meat.

I haven't seen them anywhere. Let's see. They look like they're readily available. Okay. I can just get them. All right, I'll get them for lunch. I'll eat some spam hot dogs for lunch today. Where to buy?

Let's find out. Because I want to see if I'd like them boiled or pan fried. I'll do one of each. What? Shockingly, several dollar generals. Ooh, that's a DG staple? But, like, yeah, a lot of them.

Hell yeah. Yeah, I was a bunch of price. The price shopper, and Wagman's over by and you have them. I'll stop on my way home. Just in the hot dog section. Do I need to go to a special spam section to find him? Yeah, are they like, excuse me, where are your spam dogs? They like, sir, get out of here.

They like cooked or something? No, it's a real thing. Sir, get out of the store. What's this one? You should not be eating spam hot dogs. All right. Costco. Things that are on the decline of summer picnics.

Number one is spam. Number two, cocktail sausages. Same, because that's many spams. I don't like those. Vienna sausages. I don't like those. Is that pigs in a blanket? Is that what are mini cocktail sausages?

No, or do they mean like when you do like the little like cook it and jelly? And then you stab it with a toothpick. Because those I like because you can get like the little beef smokies. Oh, I do like the little cocktails. A little cocktail. A little cocktail weaner, I'm envision. I'm envisioning as like a little Viana sausage. Yeah, I think they're different.

Which I don't like. But you like a little smoky? Because you can get beef. I don't get the, I don't get the... You can get beef hot dogs, and you don't like beef hot dogs? I don't know if I would like a beef. I mean, I would, but wouldn't it just be... It's just like taking a hamburger.

No, because... Or would have like Plato and then grilling it. Am I stroking out? But don't like, isn't like an Oscar Meyer say like a hundred percent beef or something on it? Yeah, they just taste. But it is pink. It's still pink somehow. It's still the hot.

dog part of it. Because, you know, I will get, you know, turkey. Turkey dogs. Turkey dog. Should go right to jail for that. I've never had a turkey dog. Corn beef on the way out. I don't even think I like corned beef.

Do I like it a little bit now that Christian and the crew up at Brewer have smushed it real good and made it crispy. I'll eat that corned beef hash. Corned beef hash, yeah, that was good. And then I tried a bite of the sandwich, but it's not for me. but it ain't bad But this is summer This is summer picnic foods that are on the way out Who the hell is walking into a party going

Here's the brisket Big Carp Bean for you Well some of these are more random They're just looking at trends on people buying things Oh okay And I guess like this one says Sliced White Bread And I think it's because there's so many options of bread now

You're not just going to buy white bread You're like, well, I would like a hearty white, or I'd like a sourdough. That's all in the decline. Like, you ever go to the bread aisle and see your options for breads now? Maybe it was always like that. I just wasn't paying attention. No, it's always been a, but it goes through phases. There was a huge phase for a while.

Countrywide. Of, yes, of all of. Hardy wide. Varieties and potatoes. Butterbread. Yeah. And then it was every one of those. Uh-huh.

But packed with protein. And yes, protein packed. Um, this one's a shocker. and I won't be coming to your picnic if you don't have potato chips. Just potato chips on the way out. I ben. Why, are they too poor for you? Right.

I been effing so hard with those rippled ones. Yeah. I can't stop. Maybe it's a CNY thing, but I got to have a big old basket of chips. It's just the, if you're making like a plate and you got like a burger and some other things, and then you just, summertime is for the, side of chips because that's the only time you're allowed to take that chip and go, I'm going to dunk you and ketchup real quick.

Yeah. Because you're there with my burger. And that's why they have the ketchup flavored chips because they know you want that combo. You're just too embarrassed to do it. Exactly. Also on the way out. Potato salad. Which is fine.

I got no one for that. I got out of need for that. Good. Good. So what are the things on the incline, Cody? It's a lot of bougie stuff. Oh, really? All right.

So not my. I'm trying to think of what I've been. Listen. Do what you want to do, but you don't need to be all fancy with your picnic. We're going to swim. We're going to maybe play some botchy. I want a handheld berg. I want a handheld.

I don't care where the meat came from. I want a farm to table, artisanal handheld. Oh. No, on the incline. Oh, boy. Faccia bread. That is everywhere right now. It's everywhere, and I do like it.

I've always liked it. It's fine, but it is everywhere. That's, let's, let's, let's, let's be bringing bread to a summer picnic. That's heavy. Yeah, that's a... What about this? Because it says specifically Spanish tortilla. Ooh, I know.

What's a Spanish tortilla versus a regular tortilla? I don't really know, like, flour versus corn. Look up Spanish tortilla. See what if it says something different. I'm trying to find myself a Spanish tortilla as opposed to a white tortilla. He wants to wrap himself up in a Spanish tortilla if you're out there listening. Versus white tortilla? Yeah, I guess.

Oh, pardon me. B, blah, blah, blah, bah, thick Spanish egg. Wait, it's like an omelet Bob says in chat. Oh, okay. An egg and potato omelet versus the most thin and flexible flat bread of the Tex-Mex. Do not, really? Do not bring an omelet to the picnic, Baud. Could you not bring an omelette to the picnic, please?

I'm good, Baud. You know who's bringing an omelisk to the picnic? Weird Uncle Bob. Yeah, probably. I'm sorry. I made an omelet. Yeah, weird, weird Uncle Bud is. It's 2 o'clock and it's 90 degrees outside.

I brought omelets. It's a Spanish tortilla. Help yourself, cut up a slice. Did you bring anything to eat with the Spanish tortilla? You know, because it probably should be served with other Spanish delicacies and then you use the tortilla to eat it. No, this one I'm happy is on the incline. Salami. Trying to watch that BP, you know that about me, but I love a salami.

No, no. You don't like a salami? I don't need no salami at my picnic. But you're like a, like your sandwiches are turkey and that's it, right? Yeah, it's like, I mean. You don't ask for the baloney. No, I hit, no, baloney. Salami.

No, I will. It depends on... Rose beef? No, I don't like that. It depends on the specialty sandwich of, like, the week for Vincas. But sometimes I'll eat the capicol or Georgia and a salam. Okay. If they put it on with all their other things.

Like a chertutery of some kind, maybe? Like, no, just like a sandwich. But I don't just like it on its own. Because I was thinking, okay, maybe you can bring that if you're bringing a deli tray. Because then I'll sneak and eat all the turkey. And you won't even know. And you're like, hey, where's the turkey going? I go.

And he scampers away. And I sneak away. Tacos and chat says, Josh, I like to keep snack and salami in the fridge at all times. Like deli salami or like, because they do sell it in the logs too. I can see you like in bold. I can't. I can't do that anymore. Just take a big pole.

Because I would, dude. If I got deli salami, oh, if I got deli salami in the fridge, I am in danger. My heart is in danger. Yep. Tirezo on the incline for summer picnics. I like chorizo. It's fine. It's a sausage, right?

Yeah. I like chorizo. It depends on how it's made, though. I don't like all chorizo. Yeah? Some treasas I don't like. I don't explain that. Just some I don't,

some I do. Hummus. Hummus. On the incline, which I'm fine with. You might not know this. I like a hummus. I just don't, it's all right. I just don't care for it.

You don't? No. I don't like all the flavored ones. I take that back. I had a garlic hummus that I liked. But it's like a good dip. someone like it was like two years ago I remember them being like no you'll like this try it it's chocolate hummus and I didn't no I don't want chocolate I didn't like any I like standard hummus it's fine everyone can have it I like either that non bread or someone like the like a different kind of chip I like if I snag a chickpea and a salad every once in a while on a random I'll go that's fine but I'm not seeking them out I'm not seeking them out in the top in the top and the top and the top and the top and the top of the chocolate

Breadsticks. What the hell? Who's that? What? 1950s Italian family is throwing all of these picnics. I brought the breadsticks. There are breadsticks. You go fulccia bread.

I got slam. Now, let's hold on a second. Let's not get crazy here. Are we talking like Olive Garden-style breadsticks? Are we talking those dried breadsticks that you smoke like a cigar? Neither are for a summer picnic. Oh. I do like those.

Not to... The dried ones? I'll throw vince's again, but yep, they've got like eight varieties of those. Those are so good. You eat half of it, and then you got a cigar to walk around with, and you, yeah. Yep. Oh, those are so good.

A little gabagoo. Flatbreads. Hey, boy. Flatbreads on the incline. Okay. I just think people are getting bougier with their picnics. This is what this says to me. Carb Central.

Mm-hmm. Got to watch your carbs. And then olives, which you can have all those. What the hell is for yourself? What the hell is more for you. Again, what? Who just came over from Italy and is immediately throwing a picnic? Olives on the incline.

For got your bread. Bursuro salami. Hey, and I think sisters, right, people are doing a lot of chakouteries for picnics. Hey, go there's shackled. Snackle boxes, if you will. Yeah, but that's more, now I'm thinking this is more like picnic. Like you're taking a, uh, a, uh, a.

A fancy, nice lady on a picnic, and then you got the charcutory. I'm more thinking of, like, cousin Jay's backyard. And none of that. No, we're having chips, burgs, dogs, some chicken. You take a fine lady to a hill with wildflowers and some shade and a picnic. Like on a cartoon. Ladies, let me introduce it to my friend Coco. I don't know a picnic basket.

I'll get you a damn picnic basket if anybody's going to go on. I'm trying. Ladies. Ladies. We're making money here, guys. Our friends at Twisted Mayhem Gaming gave us a box of these pokey mains. We've been opening them. This is fun.

We had a $9 card, a $9 card, and a $5 card. A-o. Next, we have to have and give us definitely some sports card or something. Do they even do sports over there? I don't think they do sports stuff. Well, they can find us a pack of sports cards and then we'll crack that next. That's fun. I know nothing about this.

I tried to read. I don't either. I just like looking up on TCG. player and seeing what's their valued at. I tried to read, like, what to do and all that and whatever. Like, tried to watch, like, a YouTube video. It's too confusing. I had to sit down with, like, a kid.

And have the cards, and him sit down and go, okay, first, jackass. Why? Right. You're holding them wrong. And what happened over the last month? Because some of these cards that were pulling were, like, $30 cards a month ago. I think it's what we've been told. Is it just the market's been saturated?

Is it once you open them and everybody else's got them, and then they're available, and then you got, now you get a wait. A bit. Then they'll be gone and then maybe they'll go back up. Shout out, Twisted Mayhem over there. And just off Moyer's Corners in Beaville across from the fire station. Sometimes there's WWE collector's cards. That'd be fun to do. Let's get that Danhausen five knuckle shuffle, bro.

That'd be fun to do. That'd be cool. Well, uh, are you a mouthwash guy? Do you do mouthwash ever? You do? Yep. I like a good mouthwash. I should do it more than I do.

I like a good mouthwash. What's your go-to mouthwash? Uh, there's a couple. I mean, I like just the old. school burn. I like Listerine. Do you like Listerine? Yeah, the blue Listerine? Well, I'll just get like the equate. Generic or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do like a good burn and look that hot. I, that hot, like, my mouth feels clean now. I do like to try other ones. So like when you're at someone's house, and you're like, oh, why don't you got? You're sucking off their mouthwash ball? I'm getting a little bit of that month. Well, they've got cups and stuff. Oh, yeah.

You know, a little cup. Whatever happened to the little Dixie cups in the bathroom? Oh, we got them. You do? My mom's got it. Yeah. all the time. You just kidding at Walmart, I assume.

No, but like, It's like a mom thing. They think it comes with the mom bag they get. In the 90, oh, the mom is. In the 90s, everybody's bathroom

at the little mini, like the little Dixie cups. But back in the day, it was a thing. Like, now it's just whatever print, but back then it was prints.

Yeah. They had fish and that one you see everywhere with that like the teal and purple like, like the one that's hand t-shirt and stuff now. My parents bathroom had little mini Dixie cups.

Mm-hmm. Danny girl says mouthwash is bad for your heart. Thanks, Danny Downer. Danny Downer always finds the way to bring me down. Yeah. Rerey's mom, I think you're right. I think Rie Rie's mom still has them. I think Moms, 80s moms got their kit.

It comes in the mom bag. Congratulations. You're going to be a mother in the 80s. Yep. Here is your hairspray. Yep. Here is your little mini Dixie cop. Yep.

Here's your Wilson Phillips cassette tape. Yep. Here's a pack of cigarettes you smoke every once in a while. that you hide in the freezer. Enjoy being a mom. Well, all right. I bring this up because Listerine is introducing different levels of spicy. Like, wait, like, like mango habanero?

No, no, no, no. Okay. It's the Listerine, but just different intensities now. So if you want to. Okay, so they tell you, instead of you gassing by like, I like the blue, it burned a blast. Listerine is introducing range of intensities. so if the original listerines little too spicy, a little too spicy for you.

You know what's the grossest? What one? Yellow. I don't think I've ever done yellow listerine. You've ever had a yellow mouthwash? No. Oh my God. Can you equate the flavor to anything?

No. No. I don't even want to say butthole because sometimes ladies. Sometimes pretty good. Yeah, it's awful. It's like medicine. You can get extra mild, mild, mild or intense. Intense.

Intense all day. Extra mild is a new and ultra-genital. for a softer swish, mild, also alcohol-free, smooth and balanced for an easy everyday clean. This is too weird. Or intense.

You're making it like you can drink it. You cannot drink it. Some people don't. Oh, yeah, you can't, though. You can't. Don't. It'll mess up your gut. Mel is right.

It's medicinal. Like the yellow is like a medicinal solvent of some kind. I have also, once we learned that you could swish what's like the not probably. oxide, but that brown one.

I tried. The one that doesn't bubble. Alcohol? You might be, yeah. I tried it just, and you can do that too. Well, there is alcohol in these. Yeah, but it's a little grosser. Because it's just pure alcohol you're putting your mouth.

Intense is the bold and powerful, classic Listerine experience. They already have some, they've already hit some stores. They're being rolled out nationwide. What's that? Bold and powerful. Bold and powerful. Spam dog. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. Sorry, Listerine. So what I do? I'm going to stop at tops and the way home. I'm going to get a spam dogs. Spam dogs for lunch today.

I'm going to get some... Bold and spicy Listerine for after. You're going to be killing it. My body's going to shut down. You're not going to have a good day tomorrow. If I eat spam dogs for lunch and then do a whiskey show tonight. And then whatever we have for dinner.

Oh. I want to take tomorrow off. Oh, he's getting sick. Um, so we all know the meme that goes around of like, you know, your dad has you hold the flashlight while he's working on the car and he yells at you for not holding the flashlight, right? I wish my dad would yell at me again. I'd hold the flashlight properly.

He never did that though. Now, he never made you hold the flashlight? No, he didn't work on like cars and stuff. No. But yes, though, he would absolutely make me do things like that with different situations, not flashlights. No, my stepfather, just everything I did was wrong. And I was doing it wrong, and that's not the right way to do it, Josh, Josh, damn, and Josh. I'll do it.

It has not bled into my adult life and behavior it anyway. Oh, I'm sure. But a 41-year-old man was arrested after breaking into an office building in Pennsylvania when he brought his girlfriend's 11-year-old daughter with him to hold the flashlight. Yeah, that's like he saw her episode of Rick and Morty and were like, Oh, wait a minute. I can take this little kid with me to do adventures. Well, first of all, scumbag behavior.

That's like now you're bringing a kid with you to a burglary. On Wednesday, May 27th. You told me to spend more time with him. Babe! You're the one that said. Baby, you told me, though. If I wanted to keep this, I needed to include and turn it into this

as I circle making all of us. Around 12.29 p.m. This is the middle of the day, homie. 12.29 p.m. Upon arrival, officers observed. that the side glass door had been shattered and forced open. Whoops. The suspect, 41, was taken into custody during the investigation.

He admitted that he had brought his girlfriend's 11-year-old daughter with him and instructed her to hold the flashlight while he committed the crime. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want me to take her at 1229 a.m.? Yeah, like. On a school night? Babe, I was thinking of you again. I can't win.

I can't win, babe. I try and I try. I can't win. You're like, spend more time with the kids. So you know I burglared her in the middle of the day. We did a little beanie. My daytime is for burglar. I'm on the clock at 1229.

I got a burglar. You should bring her to work day. I brought her to work with me. You knew when you met me. I was into bees and ease. That's what I do. It's what I do. But here we are.

Mm-hmm. But yeah, you're going to bring, no, no, no, no, she's got. If you're going to burgle, you got a hole the flash. side matter, Josh. They brought her because she's got little hands. She could fit into a little smaller space. I mean, that is true. You get in there better.

If you've got to have an accomplice with you, the smaller they can be, the better. Or one that can't really do time. That's also true. She's not going to go to like juvie or anything. Her mom just has come pick her off. The Summit Federal Credit Union Taste of Syracuse presented by Top's friendly markets kicks off.

In just a couple of days, all the good good we've been telling you about. Cody will be there. Go get fun. I'm going to get comfy insoles today. Come on down. What kind of insoles are you going to get Dr. Scholes? I'm honestly just going to find the fattest, thickest ones.

And go for that. Why, did last year your feet hurt a lot? Yes. I mean, they didn't like, it wasn't where I was like, oh my God, but they were sore and with my leg, the maximum amount of comfort would be great. Do any, I mean, do any of you who have to stand on your feet for long? periods of time have a recommendation for Cody's Walmart sneakers today? You're just going to get generic sneak. I'm just going to go, yeah, I was going to

find like the cheapest. Not the slides. I don't care what they look like. I'm just going to get the cheapest, whatever, because then I get Kool-Aid sloshed on them. Yep. I just want thick soles and big insoles. Oh, you know what? What? I might venture to like a thrifty shopper

first. See if they got some dope ones over there? They would have a no, funds to Walmart, but maybe a more name brand, but more worn in. so you're not like a stiff. True. And then get the insoles. True.

Maybe you find a pair of new balance over there. Right, right. Anything but the S show that you've turned me onto for the past two summers where there's no anything. That's why our ankles are shattering at an alarming rate. For those of you listening, he just showed me his slides. And I'm a fraud, first and foremost. Because I'm in here wearing my vans all the time.

This is what I have on. I wear my checkered vans because I refuse to admit that I'm in my 40s. But they're cool, though. That's why. But as a man who goes to a lot of concerts with people in their 40s, a lot of us are wearing our bands. Oh, I see them all the time when I always want to be like, I know guys, we're no shoes too. But I have a fraud. Because the second I get out of the public eye, I'm wearing hokas.

Big old man sneakers. But that's the tradeoff. That's what the age group does. We wear these and then a pair of something like that for, maximum comfort. Yeah. This is for accessibility. I'm just walking around and it's really easy your day-to-day shoe.

Those are like, my shoes at where my feet are getting pampered right now. Yeah, these are my shoes for like the show. These are my stage shoes. These are my character shoes. Yep. I'm wearing my character shoes. What? Yeah, Mel.

I saw you swabbing out after the plant swap. I'm a fraud, Mel. Like how I change my shirt. I'm a fraud. When we're done with stuff, you change your shoes. The second I went. I went back to my car. I took the vans off, and I put on the big, thick hokas with the two-inch thick sole on them.

Oh, finally, my feet can rest. I get it. You do that? I don't know. I think I took it out. That's how I have a tank top at all. Yeah, so you got to swap an out shirt. I'm a fraud.

Yeah, as soon as I'm done, I'm like, I'm a Mr. Rogers in real life. I'm a fraud. I got my shoe shoes on, but then you should get one of those mats that they have for, like, cashiers and stuff. Oh, son of a bitch. I just swapped out. I got a new one for my kitchen and threw the old one away. That would have been perfect. Yeah, you need one of those like, oh.

Those big, thick cashier mats they have. Yeah. That would help you a lot too this weekend. I used to remember going and trying to find whatever cashier or register that got left at. So you can go grab it? Yeah. Yeah, Mel says she's getting a padded mat for work soon. Those things are so dope.

Uh-huh. And a standing desk. Very nice. I like to stand. No, I've been rocking the hokas, dude. I've been doing two miles with Freddie every day. He, he, we're both old men, and I'm trying to, you know, kick this can down the road a little bit. Even he's getting to the point where we'll do, like, we'll be coming back from two miles.

I don't know how long you walk with him. Do you do a couple miles when you would walk with him? I never. You never counted it? Count really, but it's, we're out for a while. There's several times where he's like, bro. So I try to write at first, I do. Right at first, I do.

small ones and then I ramp it up with him and then he just deals with it. Yeah, he does. And we'll do a mile out and then a mile back and about like halfway through that mile back, he's slowing down. There'll be times where Alsa will, because Alsa, we never just walk. There's no just, we're going to take a nice long walk. It's we're going to take a nice long walk. And every three to five feet, I'm going to stop for an hour and smell every single blade. She, she smells individual branches on bushes and stuff. I'm like, this is what we're doing. Freddy does that, but I don't... He'll lay down.

Oh, Freddy does it? He'll just be like, I don't say that. Yeah, I don't let Freddie explore that much because he would also do that. I let him explore the length of the leash. So if he's ahead of me and then he stops and starts sniffing, I let my arm go like this as I walk past him. And then, all right, you had about 15 seconds there, bud, let's go. You're good. You download it and peed on whatever you needed to pee on.

He is the biggest phantom peer. He just has to. There's nothing. He's marking everything. Nothing's coming out, bud. You're empty. You don't have 15 peas. You're empty, bud.

Let's go. You got to ration that out better, bud. He wants everybody to know that this is his. All of this is his. Got to ration. 315, 365, 164, 1009. What are your shoe recommendations for Coco? That's my favorite one.

Who is it? Who would that happen to? That was my favorite. That was Jose Canseco. Last night, poor Joe Adele of the Angels had to happen to him or a ball bounced off his head in the outfield and went over the fence, home run.

And that counts as a home run. Home run. That's awesome. Oh my God. That sucks, man. He's going to get ribbed for quite a while. Wow. The Jose Canseco one is better only because of his like,

he's not a good outfielder and how silly he looked while taking the ball off of his head. Looks like Joe Adele just missed it. He just missed it. No, Conceco is not the best outfieler because, again, he was roided up as much as he possibly could be. And they're like, we got to put him. somewhere and he was out in the outfield and tried and it just was like, and his big old arms couldn't really work. It was like a flail and it bounced off the top of his head went over. That's great. Oh, good morning everybody. The Summit Federal Credit Union

Taste of Syracuse is this weekend. It is free to attend. The biggest food and music festival in central New York takes place Friday and Saturday 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Both days, music crossed three stages. Tons of $2 samples. Delicious. Just foods. Get all the information. Taste of Syracuse.com. Plot it out. Yeah, I've been seeing.

Plot it out. So many. Like, just through the Tase of Syracuse, if you're not following them on their Instagram, Tases of Syracuse. They're putting out. And if you haven't been... All sorts of little videos and stuff.

Like I've been saying, if you have not been in several years, the layout is better. It really is. It is a way better layout than the ones you're thinking of. It really is. They adjusted it a few years ago to get rid of those pinch points or everybody was running into each other.

That way, really, that was awful and that is gone now. There's some spots where it's a little crowded because like 200,000 people show up over the course of two days. So it'll get a little busy, but oh man, that moving away from that area

and then that getting out of that parking lot. Yeah. Oh my God. It's been clutch. It's so much better. It's been clutch. And don't forget, if you're looking at,

if you're coming and you see me and you go, oh look, I'm looking directly at front of Cody's booth. Hey, there's Cody had punched. Go left all the way. down, that's Ruby's. That's Ruby's Colombian food and oh my God, that's going to be my first stop on Saturday. First stop on Saturday for Ruby's. I get to like take advantage of all the things because I'm there immediately. You're there open to close, right? Friday, so. Are you really doing 11 to 10 both days? Oh, you're nuts. I did it last year. I know.

It was something like, I forget what it was. It was like 33 or 29 of 48 hours or something. That's over in a food business, I guess. And I was going to say this is what people do, but more tense all the time. I don't know how people do it. I don't know how people do it. I could not function. I keep trying, like, my wife and I are trying to come up with our, like, it's not retirement plan, but she retires in eight years.

And we want to, it's like, we want to have a family business. We don't know what that is yet. I'm still in your original idea. What was my original idea? Big good food truck. Yeah, but that's what I was going to say. We don't want to be a food truck. That looks so hard.

Yeah, but it's. And stressful. And I like any, all of it's going to be stressful. I can't do food. It's too stressful. Because I'm doing the minimal food things and it's stressful. But I think what you'd see once you do it a time or two, because the times or two that I've done it.

It flies. Well, that and once you have a successful, like, day, it just pumps everything up times a thousand. You're like, okay, let's get back out there. Because you made a bunch of money. You just worked 15 hours. All right, tomorrow I'll do the same thing. Look how well it went.

Like at K Rockathon. that watching those otter pops fly makes me so mad this year that they're scarce but I can't think about it. It's not my fault. It's not your fault. For some reason there's a run on otter pops this year. Right. But just knowing the success and I think that you'd be one of those people where you would have a successful day.

Oh, I like money. Okay, it's time to. I like money for sure. It's just fun. Yeah, Angie says cleaning and setting up sucks having a food truck, but the middle part is fun. Yeah, and that Saturday night. At like 940. Oh, you've got to be exhausted.

Yeah. Because then it's, all right. Break everything down. Dude, you're a legend. You're a legend for doing it. Put it in a trick. I have nothing but respect for people who work in the restaurant industry, the food truck industry. It gives a whole new respect because I've got to work to pizza shops and, you know, all those other places and grocery stores.

You see all the moving parts of everything. Yeah. And now that I see this, it's like, damn, you guys. Textline is telling you to set up at Lactober. in Phoenix. If you want to come out there, I'll get your spotted Phoenix, bud. That'd be fun. See, there's...

I'm not eating all the profits spats, but I would have a problem. Well, that is, again, one of the issues that you got to be careful because yesterday, there were so many times around like, I'm going to eat one of these pickles. That's a pickle. Yeah, that's a profit. That was $2. Yep. So I didn't.

I did. Like, just, when we just pulled out and showed the Kool-A pickle, I was like, oh, I'm going to eat that one. Then I went, or you put that back in that jar goes over with you when you said, up and that's money. And there's, there was like $6 right there. Dude, trust me, I owned a whiskey brand. I, did you, I see that bottle of whiskey, I want to open it and drink it, but I'm like, well,

that's money. That's money you're getting rid of. Well, the dream is always to be in the concert attendance. Somebody on stage goes, the drummer isn't feeling well. That's what I told you to bring your vibra slap with you to cake. I was so ready

for John McCray a cake to be like, the vibro slap is broken. Did anybody bring one? and hits it and it snaps? Yeah, and he goes, oh no, the vibral slap has been broken. Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, and I go, sir, I've brought mine. A light shines. Bring up the lights. Bring up the house lights.

Who? Say it against a young man. And I have mine. You? You to the stage. Local radio celebrity? You would know. Not me.

Is that Ted? Of Ted? Oh, no. Oh, no. Ladies and gentlemen, Ted from Ted and Amy, everybody. Well, there was an orchestra in Australia performing, and during the performance, I feel bad for the keyboardist, they got, like, food poisoning got really sick.

Oh. And they couldn't, they had to leave the stage, because, you know, probably coming out of, whatever. Poopie. So the conductor said, can anyone sight read? Which means, can I put the music in front of you, and you just play it? don't got to practice it, you can cite read.

And a 21-year-old music student said, I can. Oh, that's so cool. He was brought down, giving the music, and played the rest of the show. And they were like, do your best. Anybody like an amazing sight reader? You can cite read? Okay. Cool. What band? I was an orchestra.

Oh, oh. They were doing La La La Land, like the movie La La Land. They were doing music. Gotcha. And the keyboardist got sick. Sterling Nasa raised his hand that I can cite read. to the stage. Sterling. Come to me.

That is the dream of anybody who plays any instrument. Now the problem is if that, like a vibro slap, sure, I could perform that. Yeah. I'm not a good enough guitar player to be like, the foo fighters are like, we need you. You could do some songs.

I could do a couple. Yeah. Like, Andy Gramer called you up on Sunday and was like, bro, my fingers are broken. I don't happen. Will you play along with me while I sing banana pancakes? Talk about the Jason Maras concert I went to. Then you get up there and as John Mayer is strumming

or can't strum, you would strum for John Mayer as he sings his body is Wonderland. Speaking to Jason Marz, can I ask you a serious question and you can answer this, you can be as straightforward as you want to. Okay. Do I bring back my stupid hat? Do I start wearing my stupid pork by hat again? Yeah, why not? I like hats.

You look fine in it. I would tell you he looks stupid. I don't think you could pull off like I'm not gonna wear it like around the place No oh why not Just wear it People wear them He's wearing stupid hats And then I would wear stupid pork pie hats

And then I stopped for a long time But I liked it I wouldn't let you wear like a big fedora No I wouldn't wear that But that's fine I wear hats You just want to wear a different hat I just gotta bring back my stupid hat

Summertime are probably smart So you don't get burns on your head Because that's Honestly God I'm so old Why are you listening to the oldest man in the world talking the radio. I got to change out my shoes for comfortable shoes.

And, dude, this bald head gets burned so fast. Pop that on there? Save yourself a little annoying. I think I got to bring back my dumb hat unless my wife thinks it looks stupid. Her opinion is one of the matter. You know, I was going to say that's really, if she says, yes, then you're fine. If not, then you can't. Because I got to have a hat and baseball hats don't really work for my head.

But like stupid pork pie hats or like Jason Razz type hats worked for me. Yeah. At least in my opinion they did. and I'm an old man now, like Art Alex Exorcist from Everclear wears stupid dumb hats. Yeah. Think of why bring back stupid dumb hats. Not hipsters, not the word I'm looking for. But middle age.

Middle age, middle age guy. Former ska band guys, but it was never actually in a scoband. There's a lot of us. That's you guys. You wear those. Yeah, we do wear those. All right. You wear those.

All right. I mean, as long as, like, don't like turn it into the whole, like, You start wearing bowling shirts and you can wear a couple bowling shirts. Not going to make it a whole thing. Either like the Hawaii Charlie Sheen. I wore stupid dumb hats for a while and it was kind of my look and then I got out of it for a while. And then I saw. Honestly, it's funny you said that.

Like last week I remembered for a time period where I didn't wear a hat forever. And then all of a sudden I was like, why don't you wear hats anymore? And then I started wearing my hats again. And now I haven't stopped because I went through that same thing where I was like, I look dumb. I'm wearing a hat. Oh, I got my hat on. No, I love it. I have to wear a hat all the time.

I have to for, like, the safety of my bald head. It's more of a comfort thing for me now. I like it when it matches whatever I'm wearing. I also like some of those like flat, like those Irish flat caps a little bit. Yeah, the Kangle. Yeah, I might bring back my stupid, I might bring back my stupid dumb hat. You wear, if random people get to wear them, you get to wear them. I think I'm talking myself into it.

Because they're just a bunch of dudes. my age wearing stupid dumb hats that Jason Razz and I go, maybe that's got to be me now. I would wear around that big, huge lady's floppy garden hat. Yeah. Just out and about. Yeah. I don't care. Yeah. So if I would be willing to do that, you can wear your, uh,

what is it, a pork pie hat? I like pork pie hats because I don't like fedoras. I don't like cowboy hats. Like, that's kind of a look. No, like that. The lady, I'm going to go watch Laney Wilson. Yeah, I can't wear that. No, those I don't really like. There's a smaller version

that some guys wear right now, like L.A. guys. I don't want to look like that. Of a... Of a... Of that? I'm sure there's a name. It's like a cowboy hat, but the brim isn't as big. No, I know you're talking about. Yes. So it's a little smaller. I'm thinking of all the guys on all the L.A. Real Housewives. Yeah. Vandercamp rules, all those kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. No, no. Do you're really... Yeah. All right.

Bork. I'm going to ring back big dumb hat. Okay. Good morning. Happy. Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight's 7 o'clock jump on our Twitch stream. Twitch.tv.tv. The show. Was there like a summer whiskey? I've got, I've already picked it out what I'm going to get.

It's an Irish whiskey I had never seen before, or least I've never tried. It's called like Kindred Hearts or something, heart something. Brand new one. Yeah, I don't know. Do you have a summertime glass like you do for Christmas? I don't know. What should I do for summertime whiskey glass?

I just do a normal whiskey glass. I don't know if there's like a... I have the one that Danny Downer sent me, which is like that's 19-7. 70s looking one with like the pattern in it. That's like a summertime. I like it. I like it.

Well, Uber has released its annual list of the weirdest things left in ride shares. Is it going to go to take an old bird? Go to take the old bird. Well, for example, an ankle monitor. Yo, that's awesome. Oops, it fell off. My bad. Oops.

Just real quick. Do you see that up here? I don't know the details, but that inmate that was just at the hospital getting checked and she saw an open elevator and ran it and it closed and she escaped. Really? She was pregnant, so not in cuffs. Whoa. She was like, open elevator. Is she still missing?

That I don't know. Oh, wow. But yeah. Yep. Crazy. That's one point to the criminal. Alleged criminal. I don't know if it's going to do it for now. You're out. I don't know if it's the amount or the theme. It just

says 420 donuts. So was there 420 donuts? Nah, it sounds like... Or 420 donuts, man. That sounds like 420 donuts that either were, had weed in them, or just, I've seen a bunch of, you know, just like you do for a party. Yeah. Well, they're fine. They're just 420 themed.

Shut up, Sarah. Sarah and chat says Josh isn't taking an Uber. Shut up, Sarah. Shut up. I had to take lift down because Uber booted me. This is good. They found a sack of marbles in an Uber? Oh, that was mine.

That was mine. I lost my barbels. Oh, he did. He loves his marbles. An oxygen tank? Grandma needs that, bud. No. Grandma needs that oxygen tank, bud.

Not anymore. Mini fridge? Yo. See, what are you doing? I got to get the mini fridge on. How did you, but how did you just pop on out of there and be like, I don't need the hundred, like, a hundred and 70 pound fridge that I've cared with it. And it was brand new.

It says a brand new mini fridge. So it was either, unless it was one of those super small ones, it's like, for like three cans, you know those ones? Yeah, yeah. Plus it's a many, many fridge. Two live fish or two trees? Oh, wait. Or?

The two separate things. Oh, live fish. That's very different. Also, there were two trees. Oh, a little fish. Oh, I'm going to get them and I'm going to put him in here. Question. If I catch a little tiny, like, lake fish, can I put it around?

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't mess with that. Gotcha. He's got it all balanced in there. Those guppies are supposed to be. mating right now. Oh, is it? pH balance for a for a lady's pleasure. Yeah, it is.

Um, a textured photo of a rhinestone Jesus. It's a rhinstone Jebus. I kind of out hang that in the studio if I had a rhinestone to Jesus. I have a Jesus that's helping a little child swing a baseball bat that's framed

in my... Oh, you do? It's the funniest card. My brother got it for me for years ago. We found it at a thrifty shopper. That's fun. That's funny. Uh, two pound bag of blue raz gushers. Yo! That's a fine. That's a lot.

Two pounds, a pound of, think of how much a pound of gummies is when you just be at a wagman's doing bulk foods. Two pounds of the best gusher? No, I need gushers. I'm looking up. I can, I can just buy that? Yeah, you can just buy that. No, I need gushers, yeah. Gushers' tropical bulk candy.

Two pounds. Gummy. And they count as because I get it with fruit snacks, where if I start thinking about them, I need them so bad. Gushers are going to, you're not going to have to get gushers. I have to get gushers. I just did it like a week ago because I drove by Speedway and I knew they had good fruit snacks. Yeah.

So I ended up needing. They got welches and stuff in there. I ended up needing to get a bag of fruit snack. Meat slicer was left from Uber? Oh, were they on the way to save Elaine's neighbor's cat? because she blew the power and now the cat's meowing and it's got to feed the

putting salami under the door. I don't know that episode. Remember he's got, Kramer's got his meat slicer that he's using? You might have found a Seinfeld episode, I don't know. It's an early one. It's an early one.

Huh. I vaguely remember a cat with salami, but I don't, okay. I bet once you watch you be like, oh, that one. 20 pounds of duck sausage. Hmm. See, again. How many ducks does it take to get

20 pounds of sausage. Probably like 20. Uh-huh. But like again, you got into a car that was not yours with 20 pounds of meat. Like if I were an Uber driver, if I were an Uber driver, and again, I never will be because I've been banned. Um, and somebody gets in my car

with 20 pounds of duck sausage. I'm like, gross, dude. You're gonna be like, what do you got there, bud? I don't want your gross meat in my car. It's ducks that I have killed and then squirts. and put into a edible plastic tube. That would be my biggest hang up as a driver. I don't want you in my car with your gross stuff.

I've never, I don't know how that works. I don't want your unwashed summer ass sitting on my car seats. I've never actually brought in. Broughton? Broughton? Anything into an Uber with me other than like a jacket and a drink. You're following or whatever. Yeah, that's about it.

That's it. A child's prosthetic eye was left in an Uber. Ew. Yeah, listen, they need them too. See, I don't, I just, again, I just don't understand these. Because again, I just bring the bare minimum, and I am freaking out when I get out of every Uber. You're checking everything. You're like, I got it.

I can be holding my phone in my hand. And as the Uber drives away, I can be like, yep, I left my phone at the Uber. Yeah, I know, I did. It's right here in my hand? No, it's in the Uber. No, whenever we go on our family trips, we'll Uber, we're going to Uber in San Francisco this year. Or Lyft, rather. Again, I'm not.

Someone else. It's one else. Yeah. Start all Oregon. I'm the same way, man. I make sure all the kids, phones. Oh, and that. You got your phone?

Oh, I drove my phone. And leaving a hotel. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's a lot. I'm still, no joke. I'm still convinced that I left something in the hotel at Old Forge last summer. I don't know what. But you've convinced yourself you have.

I am convinced I left something sitting on the bathroom sink. I have to do the whole, I do a whole lap. There's nothing. I do a whole lap. No. Everybody has to leave the room. I'm the last one out of the room. Yep.

I do a whole lap. I'm checking every drawer. I'm in the bathroom. I'm like, what? Nope. That's why usually. before I leave everywhere, I go, okay, I got this, I got this, and I got this.

There. That's what I'm leaving. Wallet, he's my phone. Wallet, Keith, phone. Go by. Got it. I'm leaving work with yesterday. On Wednesdays, we talk money with Lee Baldwin.

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row. Yep. And hopefully SpaceX doesn't blow up everyone's 401ks. Why am I nervous about this? I'm a little nervous, too, to be honest. Can you help explain to people what this means? Because it's going to be an index fund, it's going to, like our 401Ks will be tied to this? So here's, it's going to understand it through the New York Times yesterday, and I'm just way too dumb to understand this.

I'm going to take you down this road. Go ahead. So, SpaceX, exciting IPO, will be the largest buy two times of all times. So they're doing that to raise $75 billion. So they're going to sell a portion of their shares to the public. So I think they're pricing around $135 a share. And it's going to be on Friday the 12th, as far as we know. So what's going to happen is because it's such a big deal,

and it's like a $1.8 trillion valuation on the company. The company will be eligible to go into different index funds. So in the old days, you couldn't get into an index fund. It took six months to a year before you were eligible. And they changed that rule. So now within 15 days, all these index funds or funds that try to mimic the index funds, like you would see in your 401K, they're going to have to buy the shares or have a position because they get paid and they literally have to follow what the other.

I guess if he does. So that's the scary part. Is that they have to get in on this and it has really not. So it's kind of dumb money if you think about it. They have to buy it. Yeah. So there's no, like, that would be the job. That'd be a great job.

I'll run an index fund. Yeah, I guess I have to buy this. You don't have to do it as thinking. So it's a. But the fear is that maybe the valuation is a little inflated because it is like the highest ever. Like it's like what Apple, Dell, everything combined. The fear is, yeah, it's going to be worth over.

let's say it's $2 trillion. It's going to be the fifth largest company in the world. Yeah, it loses $2 billion a quarter. Yeah. And part of their whole mantra is to have us all live on Mars. So there's a little stretch of like you've got to believe, right? Yeah. And the other thing is because tech and the way the S&P 500 works is now about 50% of that whole index.

So you go back 10 years, like when you think about it, it's the 500 large. companies, SMP 500 in the world, and you buy that because you're spreading your risk over all these different companies, Costco and Chevron and different industries, right? Now it's like 50% tech. Yeah. And they're all kind of feeding from each other. And now you had SpaceX, Anthroposite. What is it?

Is the AI company, right? Well, his is Gronkx. His AI is. Yeah, but there's two other IPs. following right along. Yeah. So the Anthropic is, is, uh, clawed. Yeah.

And then I don't know what other one you're looking for. Uh, chat GPT. JetGPT. Right. Um, which is, AI. Open AI. Yeah.

So, um, those follow. So now you'll get to the tech once they are all three out. Maybe over 60% of the whole index. Yeah. So we're all in tech. Yeah. And it just reminds me in 2008. We were all in financials.

Mm-hmm. It was like over 30% financials. That was not good, right? No. But all the chips, we look at microns over $1,000 a share. Like all the, you can buy all the compute is already bought for 2026, mostly through 20. Yeah. Like there's a mania for AI.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're riding, you know, because things are going up, but. But it's like it could be a house of cars. Did I help you with that? Did I do as good as the New York Times? A little bit, because the things I do know is, at least as far as SpaceX goes. We're talking to Lee Baldwin, Dollar Investment Club. SpaceX is essentially three companies.

It's his AI company, car company, and the spaceships, basically. And he does kind of the shell. Well, satellite business. And he or whoever does makes the decisions. I'm not a Elon fine. You know that. He does kind of the shell game where SpaceX buys a bunch of cyber trucks. And then Tesla does like, he's kind of.

So that's why it gets a little dicey, I think, in the markets is he does stuff like that. And there's talk that he's going to roll Tesla into this new company. Sure. But I don't know how that works out. So there's a little bit of that. But not only within Elon's company, there's a little bit of that shell. So, Invidia yesterday recommended the chips from Marvell. Okay.

Marvell. Okay. That stock was up 30 percent, right? And so it's like this cross-pollination. And then at the same time, Google announced they're raising 80 billion in a debt offering. Yeah. Selling $10 billion to like Berkshire

and then the banks will take the rest. So what's concerning with that is in last year or even, companies like Google very profitable using their own money to build out AI. They're using their profits. Now they're borrowing more. We saw that with Oracle.

We're seeing it. And that is a different animal when you're borrowing money. And so... I was listening to a podcast yesterday about AI because I'm just fascinated with it. And he described it as we're like in the third chapter of AI because the first chapter was AI is going to save us all.

Everybody by a big getting AI. The second chapter was, all right, I guess AI sucks. Let's not do the AI thing. And all the people that got hired to do AI or then laid off or whatever. And now we're in the third chapter where we're kind of like learning that there's certain jobs. It's actually cheaper to have humans do them than. have AI do them. I know Microsoft did like a $500 billion

AI build out and they're like, you know what? It ended up being just cheaper just to get software engineers and pay them $100 grand a year or whatever was. Or like, Amazon had this whole leaderboard in their headquarters. They're like, if you use AI, blah, blah, they've abandoned it because they're like, oh, you know what? It turns out humans can do that. So we're in that third chapter right now. And I still believe that there'll be more jobs created, not less, but it'll be different jobs in this whole agentic place we're going. It's a term now, right? So, you know, I'd like to have my agent just walking around with me and just do stuff, you know.

And as much as I hate, you know, because we don't really know what these data centers are doing to our environment and stuff. I'm opposed to all of that stuff. Yeah. But I'm also, I'm a hypocrite because I love using Claude for things. I love using different AI to help with my work throughout the day. So I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth here. Same here. And we're applying it to what we do for.

I think you have to use it as a tool. It's nothing more than a tool without consuming your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you do talk to it, right? Yeah. And it's kind of correct. We've gotten really down a deep wormhole. I'm sorry.

I just like talking this stuff. And we've gotten to a point now. But Wall Street's down the same deep hole. So it does relate to what we do. It's like they are. Where AI has in a lot of ways replaced search, which means like alphabet and Google became so littered with sponsored ads and sponsored recommendations.

And so it was no longer viable search. You weren't getting any information because you were getting served all ads. After ad. What we're seeing with AI is at least able to dig in and get us the information we seek, which is helpful. It is helpful. Which is helpful. Anyways.

Yes. We're talking tech. We're talking tech. Next week we'll be talking SpaceX again, but then maybe they'll calm down. We can get back to it. All right, Lee. All right, guys. That's why you handle it.

I trust you to take care of me. Leave all the Dollar Investment Club.com. Sign up. Pay a bill to yourself. Thank you, Lee. Thank you, guys. Your schedule of events is as follows. Right now, Twitch and YouTube, we're going to play a little basketball.

We're going to start. Yeah. I forgot how to play this game. I know. I haven't played it in a while, man. Holy cow. Knicks at Spurs. We stick with the same team, the entire series.

Yep. Heads I am the Knicks, tails I am the Spurs. I'm torn here. Heads, I am the Knicks, tails I am the Spurs. I am the Spurs. You are the Nix. I kind of wanted to be Wemby. That sucks.

I can switch with you. I can't. I don't mind. All right, I'll be the Nix. Because I'm a Nix fan now. I'll be, yeah. I'll be Nix. You'll be the Spurs.

Sorry, Coin. You don't get to decide everything. We overruled the call. All right. So you'll be the Spurs. I'll be the Nix. We'll play our gaming stream driven by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You're buying from Ryan.

Let's be. Back on our Twitch channel, Twitch.com. I'll be doing Wikkey Wednesday. Let's say. Let's pull a disclaimer. He's going to use alcohol. I'm going to use alcohol.

I use it too much, and it's a detriment to me for sure. But we like it. I like it. We appreciate it. It's fun. 7 o'clock tonight. Come hang, chat. We'll watch some music videos.

Have a good time. If you do do spam dogs, you have to save one for on a show. Or maybe I'll stop and get spam dogs. If you do that. You're talking me into it. You're talking me into it. I think we're going to need to see. I got a CG right in Phoenix.

I could go and see if we got them at the. We got to see a spam dog. So, all of that tonight. Radio Side, you get the. the 90s at 9 kicking off with a fellow dumb, stupid hat wearer Art Alex X, X, X, X, this is...

That was it? That was it. That was it. It was it. We're talking off. Right in front of the swamp there.