The Show - PEE PAW PARTY

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

Careful squashin those bugs. ESPN is airing a cool series on music’s impact on sports, including a doc on ‘Seven Nation Army.’ Mike Hall from Rust Valley Restorers is in studio after driving for 20 days to make it to the Syracuse Nationals. Howard Stern fires staff members are goes to one show a week. The poor teenagers who have to visit their grandparents in The Villages & so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Dummy-Dum-Dum-Dum's Happy World! Wednesday, July.

One day from the Syracuse Nationals opening up. Course to whiskey Wednesday. Not the best of airs outside today. You got coarse. You're going to drive your course. Do you smell the smoke this morning? That and there were three dead skunks on the road on my way here. One right at the very end of my road by my dumpsters.

What a potpourri of aromas for you, my friend. So that's great. But no, you could definitely. smell the smoke. Yeah. If you're in your air-conditioned home right now, stepping outside is going to feel weird this morning because it's hot and it's steamy,

but then the air also feels broken. Like donkey says it smells like static outside. It smells like static outside. You're going to go outside and it's not going to feel like a normal atmosphere. Nope, nope. You're going to get whiffs of things. Yeah. It's that weird.

it's because you smell now the chemicals they're using to fight it, right? Is that it? I'm trying not to smell it. I'm trying to stay indoors somewhere. But no, it's... Hopefully there's like, you know, filtered air inside or something, but it's nasty. Wafah, make you no stink. Not going to be as hot as yesterday.

Hot was... Yesterday was ridiculous. That... 97, I think, 98. We broke the record. Did we? Yep. It was unnecessary.

It was unnecessary. It's not a temperature that's needed. At all. High of 80s. four today. So a little cooler. I think it's like, we're almost near the high already. As weird as that is, it's one of those days where... Oh, and then it kind of... Yeah, slowly coming down, I think. I think we're kind of around where it's going to be.

You know, I'll take that. How was everyone's Tuesday? Good. You were a busy boy. You had a cotton candy event last night. Right. Fun little event. Went well. I think so. We had a busy day yesterday. I went over and shot a video with our friend Ashley at Cuse Nutrition. Yep. Delicious beverages. It's on our Facebook page if you want to watch that.

That? Yeah, I got to get another one of them. Another one of what? One of those drinks. I need one of the hydration ones. Well, and I was bummed because I left and I was like, dude, you should have bought a bunch of those protein balls for your kid because my youngest is bulk it up.

Y'all bulk up. Y'all got bulk up for sports. Bulk up. So he's got his protein drinks and his protein bars. I'm like, I bet he'd like some of those protein balls. I'm going to run back over there and grab some of those. As long as they're nut-free. Nuts.

It is a Wednesday. I think they could be whatever that you want them to be. Yeah. She said like the fruity pebble ones and stuff. I bounce back over there and grab some of those. What do we got planned? What busy day? Busy day today, okay?

Okay. What are we running through? Well, Mike from Russ Brothers is coming in. Russ Valley Restoration, the Netflix show. He's going to be at the Syracuse Nationals. He's popping in next hour. Awesome. We will also have those five-finger death punch tickets,

giving those away. Awesome. The 7 o'clock hour. And then again, like, it's a, slice of whiskey, where is it? So tonight at 7 o'clock? Oh. I guess two out of three ain't bad.

We all just put a fan and point it towards Canada. Yeah, we all go stand outside. We all go plug a fan in our driveway and point it north. Yeah. Get that smoke out of here, right guys? I think that's basically what we should be doing. Yeah, you think it's nasty out right now. It looks like tomorrow's going to be even worse.

Yeah, it looks like that smoke's going to be, or what did say, the surface smoke? risk is going to be very high. Very high. It's just going to be covered in. This is nothing right now. This is moderate. Yeah.

Tomorrow's supposed to be very bad. So, I don't know if you can stay indoors. Yeah, just if you've got, you know, breathing issues or you need, uh, you've got asthma, or you need an inhaler or whatever. Make sure those of us are tuberculosis survivors. Yep. Yep. Thank you.

Make sure you're stocked up on all your, you know, your inhalers then. You got your inhaler? No. I'm a survivor. If you get your nebulizer, I'm going to make you use it tomorrow. Just so you know. Just so you know. If you have your nebulizer, I'm making you use it tomorrow,

especially with that surface smoke is where it's going to be. All right, be careful out there, guys. I'm worried about all of our people that got to work out of doors this week with the heat and now the smoke. I'm worried about you. I saw so many people smoking cicholets yesterday outside. Every time I was like, that had to be so hot and uncomfortable. Yeah, like that can't be an enjoyable smoke.

Oh. Oh, thank you. Posty says he's lost all respect for you, mocking my TB diagnosis and survival. I agree, Posey. It was serious. It was serious. Well, you see a bug in your house,

and what do you do it? What do you do with a bug in your house? It depends on the bug. Most bugs, I try to catch them and let them back outside. Yeah. Because I feel like, I ain't got no beef with you. No.

You just got, you found your way in here. I don't blame you. I would have done the same if I was a bug. Yep. I'll try to catch you. I'll open the door. I'll put you on a plant. Send you on your way.

Send me on my way. And I guess that's the right thing to do. As a biology expert says, specifically with ants, when you see an ant inside your home, don't squish it. Like many bugs, when you squish the bug, it releases a distress signal. And then more ants rush in thinking they need to dispose of the body, which is a weird thing in biology. Oh, weird.

That ants are all of a sudden like... Houd, hot, hot, hot, hot. We got to pick up the scene before everybody sees it. What's that? Was he dead? All right, clean it up. It releases... Nobody's seen it out of here.

Let's get out of here. It releases pheromones that signals to other ants in the colony. When they get that distress signal, worker ants rush over to remove the body. What starts is one ant can quickly turn into a whole swarm. So by squishing the ant, you've alerted more ants. Best thing you can do. Did not know that. Interesting.

Scoop it up. Walk it outside, let it go. They also recommend trying to block entry points where ants are getting in. Yeah, that's what you got to do. Wipe down surfaces with lemon juice or vinegar to throw them off their trail. Oh. So they're not going to smell their pheromones. Yeah, use lemon juice.

You don't want a bunch of vinegar smell all over your stuff. Yeah. But now, yeah, mostly they're all good to go unless it's a wasp. Yeah. Or, you know. I'll probably, if it's a stingy bug, I'm probably going to kill you. I'm going to blast a haughty with my bug assault gun. Yeah, I'm probably going to kill you.

Because I don't want to give you a second chance. Or a fly. You're threatening me with a knife in my home. Yeah, exactly. I'm in my home. You're threatening me with a weapon? Ants are just lost. Stinkbugs are just lost.

A little B&E in my house. Those little Japanese beetles, they're just lost. They don't know what they're supposed to be, but you're going to threaten me in my home. With that stinger? I don't think so. Stay on my ground. We're blasting bugs. Yeah, or a fly.

They get, flies get blasted. Yeah, because the fly, I'm not trying to catch you. I ain't saving old. I'm going to whip you with a towel. Save no fly. You're just a grown maggot. Deep down, you're just a maggot. Yeah.

And you're gross. Just because you got wings? No, you're gross. No, you poop on stuff. Get out of here with your regurgitation. A poop on stuff. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.

Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more. Torque. Turns out you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.

See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. White Stripes. Did you see the, I don't know what ESPN is doing. I don't know if it's a show, but I was watching the video on YouTube of like the most famous songs in sports that drop this week. That's kind of cool, I guess. And this is White Stripes talking, this is Jack White talking about that song. That, yeah.

Because everyone loves to do that. The beginnings of Seven-Aish, I mean, the riff was at a sound check in Australia. And I had just been checking on my octave pedal, making sure everything was working. And while I was checking it, I just played that succession of notes. Dumb-da-d-d-dum. And I said, oh, that's interesting. And I was like, hey, Meg, give me like a four on the floor, like a kick drum thing. And play along with this for a second.

and Ben Swink from third man records he was with the song to work he just kind of was walking by and I asked him like hey check this riff out and he was like hey Swank what do you think of this riff and I said yeah it's all right that was it and that was the riff he then goes and talks about how like he was at like a random pub that night

and like a bunch of belgian or like not maybe that night but sometime around there like a bunch of Belgium socks fan started singing it and it was like, yeah. Like, oh, I think sports fans really like that. I would like to see him live. I would, too. I really like Jack White.

I've never seen him live. I'm a fan of Jack White. Yeah, everything that he does is really, really cool. So that's a cool. That's a cool. That dropped that yesterday on YouTube. Just type in ESPN 7 Nation Army is how I found it. But they're doing a whole series on the songs that,

the songs that, I guess, relate to sports in some way. Yeah, that's cool. I like that. That's a cool. Because you do hear that. It's easily chanted. In a lot of things. Because it's that, that start is a good start to get like your...

Oh! Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, they play it up in the dome all the time. Yes, they do. Well, speaking of the sports, France falls yesterday to Spain. That was crazy. Never in a million years. That was crazy.

Everybody thought, you were saying how great France was going to be. Not that they need breaks, but they got nothing. France. not one break. Nothing went their way. No calls. No kicks. No, you know, guys.

There were so many times we're like, I don't know what those goalies were doing. But they were just like, let me just play up here with you guys. You're the goalie. No, no, but I play up with you guys. I don't know anybody, any player's names other than Mbapé, so I apologize.

But that one guy literally sacrificed his body. He was in the box. Yep. Caught a kick. Yep. Right to the body. And he knew he was what he was. going for. He's like he's in the box

and he's going to go for this ball. I'm going to jump in the way. Yeah, they just had... Their superstars weren't... Was it Yemal? Was it Yomal? Was it Yomal who took the kick? To the body? Was it? I don't know. The 19 year old, the kid? That is the guy from Spain. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, just it was crazy. Dumbale for

France didn't do anything. No. Just the, their stars didn't do anything and Spain's were in the couple spots where they could get a break. They did. They were there for it. that one guy that the name is hard to say it really is one of the best players in the world

and it gets no recognition because he doesn't really it's not really out there or is the Lafaba oh okay or whatever the guy you scored with yesterday as well today you get England

Argentina man three o'clock oh come on Argentina yeah is that what you're pulling for now I don't know for England not on our 250th birthday I ain't room for England absolutely not absolutely not

No, and I just, I don't, like, let, let, Massey try to get one more. Let him. Would he be, would he hold, like, the record of the most World Cup wins? Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't really know. I don't know how that works. I don't know who's got the most, like, of those guys. He's nearly 40 down there on the pitch.

They say that as much they can. I don't know if maybe, like, Paley is. Oh, okay. And then maybe did one, like, three or something. I don't, I have no idea. But it would solidify his status as great as player ever. So then, the loser today will play France

for third place. On Saturday. On Saturday. And then Sunday is the big final. Spain versus whoever wins today. Oh, I immediately said England in my head. You did Spain, England, you think? So you think you predicted it.

I don't know. As soon as you said Spain, I want Spain. You want Spain not England. You can see the future. You have the skills and the abilities. Aw. I ain't rooting for England. I'm taught our 250, bud.

No. Not here. Not now. Tell you, King, I said, yeah. Whiskey Wednesday. Oh, yeah. How you get a drink with me tonight, 7 o'clock? What you boof in the night, boy?

You always ask me that question, and I don't know, because I haven't gone to buy it yet. What you're going to boof? I got a whole bunch of, like, you know, half-drank bottles on the window sill right now. I should probably finish some of those off before I buy new ones. Okay, I won't. I'll buy a new one. I'll buy a new one. I mean, if there's something you don't even know about.

Guys, I need you to help me understand what's going to. going on with the daylight savings thing. So I know we go through this. Every time we talk about daylight savings. Yeah, but this time they actually did the like first vote. House votes to make daylight saving time permanent. And they were all like, y'all. House votes, then it goes to the Senate,

then the Senate votes, and then it becomes law unless vetoed by the president. The ball is wrong. I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol. That was pretty good, Josh. That was pretty good, Josh. That's pretty good, Josh.

So they voted. They passed legislation yesterday to end the nation's bi-annual practicing of changing the clocks. They just said it was banning by. Yeah, no, yeah, get rid of that. Nobody's by. Yeah, get rid of that. Now, heads to the Senate where it faces an uphill battle. Despite strong lobbying from the White House,

the final vote of 308 to 117 means that. that what? If this passes in the Senate, are we here? This time is forever. So if they say yes, then right now is where we are. So would that mean the kids go to school in the dark or they're coming home in the dark? I don't really know

I want to see because I think it's going to look a little different. You know what I mean? It won't look like it does right now all year round. This is going to be 651 forever. This will be kind of light. later in the day.

By now type deal. I don't know why my brain can't understand. I don't. No matter how much I try. It'll be very dark in December mornings. It's because it's still going to be different because of, you know, how the sun sets and all that crap. But just how different? I don't know.

And I'm reading this article, a bunch of lawmakers debated it. Like Katie is saying in chat, it's going to be really dark in the morning now. So some lawmakers didn't want, like we were saying, the kids going to school and the dark, I guess if you got to walk, that would be kind of scary. Right, so it like... Nighttime. So like seven something, it'll still be pitch black. In December and January, February, yeah, probably.

I mean... Walkers, you were allowed to come to school one hour late. Walkers only. I'm walking now. I'm a walker now. From the parking lot. I'll be in later. Walkers are allowed to appear at 8.30 is above 730.

8.30. So how do we feel about this, people in chat? Do we like this? we don't like this? It's not like the... What are the pros and the cons? The cons are what we're learning right now. It's going to be dark at 8.30 in the morning.

Yeah. People are driving to work at 7.45. Right? That's a pretty big con, I feel like. Because how long is it going to say light for? So are we going to be like a nighttime show in the winter? Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to be on in the nights. Well, no. We're in the nights. The dark doesn't mean nice. Creepy. It's going to be extra creepy. A couple hours ago, it wasn't night. It was just very early morning.

We're in overnight show now. Coast to coast with Art Bell. Oh, night show. It's the handsomest boys. Night show. Scary night show. So, yeah, I guess what we're in now is what we're going to be in. Assuming that it passes the Senate.

I don't know if it passes the Senate. Things if they're saying it has an uphill battle. And then what? Arizona, they've never done it, right? Yeah, they were like, you know, scary. You guys are dumb. You guys are dumb. Texland. They tried it before in 1974. It was a disaster.

It was supposed to be a two-year trial. They stopped early because they had a problem of people showing up for work on time. Oh, I didn't. It was still dark out. Sorry, I didn't know I had to be here. Yeah, I'm sure people would mess it up. They'll be like, or they'll, on the day that it's usually whatever, they'll fall back

because, you know, they won't, not everybody's, not everybody was everything. So they'll, they'll be like, I don't know, I fell back. It went back. I thought it was 6 o'clock. the clock in the morning now they'd been at work for two hours. I don't know what my parents are going to do because my stepfather's already set the clocks back. They're already falling back.

Yeah, they fall back. So now he's got to go and change him again or whatever? Yeah, it's going to be confusing for him. Speaking of, speaking of, I want to show you something. Me? Okay. I want to show you something as long as we're talking about my family. All right.

As I received a text to my brother and I and my brother-in-law with the quote, who loves their mom as we have a brand new dock Oh yeah Installed up there at camp Hell yeah The days of getting the dock in and out Are dead my friends

They're over They deserve it Tam Tam 2 hips Love it Spent money I love it Good sturdy dock Installed by professionals

Love it That's awesome So she doesn't need to fall Good Injure herself in her old age And I don't need to risk my life Twice a year Right

Or my family members putting the stupid doc in. Exactly. Doc, done. We got it. Yeah, that boat capsizing is where I'll be in a couple weeks right there. You're not going on that.

I ain't going on that guy's boat. Any of them. Search for survivors after boat capsizing in your Alcatraz. If I hear... We're going to Alcatraz. No. Not on that thing. I don't know what that thing is.

We better not be on that thing. But yeah, we're going out to Alcatraz. I don't like that. I don't like that boat's sinking, though. That part's canceled. You don't need to go to prison. I don't want to... Well, we're going to open it back up.

I got to go look at it. We're going to open it back up. Well, that's awesome. Thank you, Scott. I appreciate you stopping by. Well, good morning, everybody. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight's 7 o'clock.

Come grab a drink with your boy on Twitch. Dot TV slash the show or, of course, the show. Dot FM. It's got all the links. And we stream directly to that website. So if you don't want to try to figure out, Twitch, just go to the show. Dot FM. Boom.

Make a national news. again here in central New York. Cody? The heat again? No. Guy that got bit by a beaver in Lake George. Beaver attack. I did see that story that there was an aggressive beaver up some near some lake and it attacked two people or something. Brandon was in the water visiting from Burlington with his brother when a beaver started

attacking his friend. Now, I don't know if he's going to wash his wound in the lake much like Joey did yesterday. The beaver wound. Yeah, he's recovered. He was visiting from Burlington, Vermont. The first time my friend ended up picking it up, swam back at him. So we were like, okay, just was out for blood. This was a puncture, but his teeth went through my stomach.

He said something attacked him. I just jumped in the water, and then I grabbed whatever it was attacking him, pulled it out. What? Are they rabid? Was it rabid? I think I read that some of the smaller ones are young ones can do that. I forget the article, whatever the hell I read, but I think it could have been. Health experts say it was a young beaver, possibly rabid. Well, that means you are getting a lot of shots, my friend.

They both are, yep. You're getting all of the shots. I was a little freaked out. I didn't, like, think it was a beaver at first. You know, I just grabbed this little brown blob in the water. It ended up biting me a few times as I got it out of the water. So I was like, I got to keep a good grip on this thing. And then I just tossed them pretty far.

Yeah, Joe's right. He's got beaver fever now. That's terrifying. Because you've seen their teeth. Yeah. They chopped down wood. Joey Gladstone is in the studio, guys. Joey Gladstone.

No, cut. I was a little freaked out like he said. I saw its teeth and tail. He said after the beaver swam off, he started getting people out of the water. Now the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation, the DEC is asking visitors to Turtle Island to be cautious. Beavors are typically afraid of humans,

But officials say one with rabies loses that fear. That's what, yeah, they don't. They don't care. Yeah. But that's weird, though, because I thought that they hated the water. That's the last part of it. I think, good point, because rabies gives you hydrophobia and it makes you literally afraid of water for some reason.

So he's eventually going to just be on the land, like freaking out, running around on that little island that's by wherever they are. They say, quote, if you see a beaver approaching you, I ain't turning around if a beaver to ruin you. I think a beaver. Uh, whether you're coming at me. High fives. They said, whether you're swimming or boating,

that could be considered abnormal beaver behavior. Abnormal beaver behavior. My band Abnormal beaver behavior is going to be opening up. I don't know if Shrouted Survivor is telling me the truth, but I'll read this. Shrouted Survivor in chat says Lake George is currently closed due to rabid veevers, the one that bit him has tested positive for rabies. I don't know if that's true or not.

That's just a chat. Why are so many beavers all up in this? but does one beaver, rabid beaver, bite the other beaver? Now that's like a, like, we're going to have zombie beavers and like George? Oh, we got a couple of biting beaver buddies. We got beaver biters.

Beaver bitty bobby buggy bumpers? You know what? Bumpy beaver, bitey, buggy, bitey bumper brothers. It would be nearly impossible for the DEC to trap that specific beaver so they are patrolling the area. We're going to shoot it in that. Anyone who's just start shooting every beaver, I guess.

Well, I guess you probably just wait for the one that's coming right. It's coming right for us. It just starts coming right for you for no reason. Well, all right. New water slide opening up, floating is right. The beaver fever. Oh, the beaver fever.

Rabbit beaver fever. Be careful, watch for beaves. Unless it's the good one. A very special guest in the building. It's Mike Hall from Rust Valley Restores. What's up? Mike? I'm just happy to be here.

It's been a long journey. I've been on the road about 20 days. Yeah, wow. I'm a big fan of the show. I was telling you. I've watched all the seasons. I love it. It's on Netflix.

But I started seeing you posts on social that you were on a ferry, and then you were in Maine, and I go, how did you get to Maine? You don't fly. You drove here. Yeah, I drove here. We've been driving 1970s Cheval convertible. We built last year. Yeah?

It's already got, well, an American equivalent, 35,000 miles. It's been to the Arctic Ocean. It's been to Vegas. Wow. It's been across the country, three oceans. And this is one you. built? Yes, sir. We built that on our YouTube last year. So Mike,

if you don't know the show, and I guess my vague description of it is you got a spot in British Columbia. You've just been gathering cars forever and ever. And then as far as the show pitches it is you want to start putting these together before it's too late, right? Well, basically I collected

cars. I ended up with about 600. The show, the show was supposedly about rock scaling. Okay. That's what I spent my whole life doing, hanging off cliffs, blowing stuff up, but they wanted to do a show on us because they said, well, you're a character, it's a cool job, but we landed a long-term contract with the railroad over the B.C. And they said, there's no way you're bringing cameras onto the railroad.

So they looked at me and said, we'll do a car show. Of course, I laughed at them. I've been collecting. You know, it's like a drug addiction car. Once you got it, it's hard to quit. And next year you know, COVID hit, we're doing the show. And season two, we were on Netflix in 170 countries. And I'm going, what the hell just happening. Yeah, because you're just a guy from British Columbia and suddenly everybody knows you. What was that like? I'm still not getting over it. Still not getting over it.

It's just weird stuff. I mean, we go to Seema. I get people from all over the world. Mike, come on. From South America, from Europe, from Africa, from Asia and they all know me as Mike. Yeah. Because I've spent five years in their front room and they went up to Avery's laugh and their wife is screaming,

turn it off the TV! Yeah. I watched the show and it's always like your struggle and sell some of these cars. Do you have one that you sold that you wish you didn't sell? Most of them. Most of them, yeah. Well, I mean, I just, you collect and collect, collect, but I mean, I'm almost 70 years old. My next birthday, I turned 70, and one day I woke up, and I don't know if you know something about possessions, but one day, the older you get, you wake up and you realize you don't own this stuff, it owns you. And what are you going to

do with it? And do your kids want 600 cars? Is your wife really enthused about having to get rid of them if you kicked the bucket? So we started how to, I've sold the field of dreams. I mean, I've been down to 30 now. I'm back up to about 45, but like it is a sickness. It's a sickness. Yeah. So if you're just out driving around and you see

some junker, you're like, I got to get that. Because that just seems what the show is. We're talking to Mike from Russell Valley Restores. It just seems like I was watching an episode yesterday. You had an air compressor that you found. You gave it to your body. And if he got it run and you're just, you see things and you're like, I got to bring that home.

Like a pack rat almost. If I had a dollar for every time I said, to myself, and I actually believed it. I am never buying another car. Swear it off. God is my witness. Stack of Bible, you know, on my mom's grave, and then something comes up, and next thing you know,

I'm dragging it home. Yeah, I get it. But I'm sure a lot of your audience has the same problem. Yes, they do, and they're excited to see you this weekend. Mike and Avery will be over at the Expo Building from 9 to 12 and 2 to 4, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Is it your first time to the Syracuse Nationals? This is the first time we've actually ever been to an American car show.

Really? Your first appearance at an American car show. I mean, we've been to Seema a few times, but that's not a car show. So normally we stick to Canada, but those great guys badger and his buddies have been badgering me. About three years to come here and finally this year, last year at Seema, I said, okay, as long as you guys pay me an American dollar, not Canadian dollars. Are you afraid you're going to go home with some vehicles? It's just too far, and I can't fit him in the trunk of the Shalel.

Go see Mike and Avery. They are going to be at the Syracuse Nationals all weekend. long 9 to 12 and 2 to 4 in the Expo Center. Mike and Avery Rust Valley Restores. Love the show, Mike. Great to meet you. Thank you for coming and have a great weekend, man. Great pleasure and I'm really looking forward to reach it out and having some conversations with some of the year.

You're going to have a great way. You're going to have a lot of people. Well, 8,000 cars. I mean, I was doing a tour of the yard last night and it's going to be an amazing show. Come on out, guys, Syracuse Nationals. It's a winner. We love it. Syracuse Nationals.com for all the information.

Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Join me tonight, 7 o'clock, on Twitch.tv. slash the show or the show. Dot FM. Boom. Yeah, word. And boom. We're talking the stupidness that is the radio industry in chat right now.

As there's a, I guess, I guess Stern fired a bunch of people yesterday or two days ago. I did see that. And he's just going to do one day a week, which isn't even a podcast, bro. Like, at least podcasts are a couple times a week. No, he's just kind of doing like. Like, you don't have to do it. the job anymore. You don't want to do it. Retire. Yeah. It's fine.

You're a millionaire. Now you're laying off a bunch of pro producers. They probably didn't make any money. Right? Just because he keeps his primary team intact. And now he gets to the best of both worlds. And it's like why did everything have to be exactly what he wanted? Like that dude

just never, ever, ever cares about anybody else when it comes down to it. It's pretty apparent, man. And it's like he pandemic happens. Nancy gets. Not that I'm going to poo-poo on stern. He's the best ever, but obviously he's made his money. Yeah, with the last like 20 years.

The last 15 at least. Garbage. Pandemic happens. Honestly, after already left, it was kind of downhill, but pandemic happens. He starts doing his show from home. I get it. We were all nervous in the beginning.

And then he just never came back. And he does his show from his basement and his mansion in the Hamptons. It's weird. Well, a celebrity has to sit in the studio and talk to a TV. Yeah. Which is, wow. A celebrity has to go down to the Howard Stern offices or wherever Sit on a couch and talk to a TV.

Yep. And he, while he refuses to be there. And now he's like, yeah, I'll just do one show a week. Like, that's not the job.

Because a lot of those Netflix is dumb and Comedy Central Radio and all those that have stations on Sirius do, they'll have these like comedians do one show a week. Yeah. Like I think this is your best. You mean he's got go. I think it's just Tuesday. and that's it.

Yeah, but Sebastian's not a morning radio host. No, but I feel like Stirr, now it's just doing that, where it's no longer, he doesn't care about the radio part of it like that anymore, where it's a show every day. Now it's just strictly for that. That's what other people are doing. That's what I'm doing.

That's how you can get me one day, week. You don't need any more. And I don't know why it upsets me as much as it does. He can do it every wants and people can listen or not listen, but I feel like the job, this job, is to have a relationship with your audience five days a week. That's what it feels like to me. Am I wrong?

That's what it feels like this job is. At least not one. Yeah, one. He was doing three for years. He would do like Monday, too. He takes all summer off. Yep, that's what I said once he comes back from his summer break. Like, I get it.

We take vacation. Like, you can bust on us a lot, but we don't take an entire summer off. I just feel like the job is to get up and be there with your audience as they're getting, I was telling somebody recently, the way I describe this show at least is, like when you'd get to high school and you'd go find your hallway and you'd check in with all your friends before they started the day and everybody, see how's everybody doing and I have some laughs and do you hear the story?

And then everybody goes about their day. We're just the hallway you check in with, whether it's here on the radio, which won't be forever, or on Twitch or the show, wherever we exist in the future. Yeah. We like to check in five days a week. That just is what the job is. And I love this job.

And I love doing the show with Cody. It's fun to connect that way. So if you want to retire, then retire. You can't. You've made your money. Yeah, I think that's what it is. And I think he's just, it almost seems like he's afraid to let go.

Because he's employing all these people. But now he's not. I think it's more of an ego thing. It's always been ego with him. Even way back when he was still good, he was still, meaning you've got to have some ego to do everything he did, but he was still pretty big ego.

And I think he just doesn't want to let that part go. Yeah. But the show, now that I've had that series for a while, I tried to listen to some Howard Stern and the new stuff, you know, a couple months back, unlistenable. And I feel bad for the people in his orbit. Like, Rob, it'll be fine, Fred will be fine, Gary will be fine.

The people that work for serious and all that. But the people are working for 40 grand a year. Then they're going to have to go find something. Start all over. And this isn't new for Stern. Like, I've listened to Stern by almost my whole life. And there was a period. He does this as a negotiating tactic.

Or he's like, I don't know if I'm going to renew. I don't know if he's going to renew. And I always felt bad for his staff being like, all right, well, what are we going to do? Like, we're attached to you. Dangle until the very last second. Like, I can relate to Stern in a way that I feel responsible for you. I want to make sure you're taking care of. I don't have 30 U's that I got to worry about.

Yeah. I keep this circle small. My only concern is making sure Cody is taking care of so I can understand his guilt if he's like, well, I'm going to fire all these people. But he's never been about that. He doesn't care. Yeah, but he doesn't in a way, right?

No, because it's almost necessary because when you listen and you look at, once I started to listen, I went online and like, look, try to like see all the people involved. Mm-hmm. He has like 30 people writing his jokes. That's what I'm saying. And that's not even his inner squad of those people write the jokes.

And then they give them to his three or four people that then feed them to him. It's like, you have 30 people writing jokes for you and nothing you've said is funny in the last 15 years. Financially, it doesn't make sense. Yes. So you know that's going to happen. How is serious making money? There's no ads or there's very limited ads. At least when I listened, I'm on the air the same time as him.

But Stephen Singer would run ads. There'd be like random ads, but not funny. $500 million worth of ads, and you're always telling me they'll give you a subscription for like a dollar. Mine is either $1.99 or $2.99. It's $1.99 a month. And I've got every channel that I can think of. On payroll. I don't know how they cover it.

I don't know. No, he would throw in random, like, he would just be like, oh, hold on, hold on. He would do his live reads. Hold on, I got this. Performing, the jewelers. Yeah. Okay. But that's not a million dollar live read.

So I don't know where the money ever came from. And we've talked about before. Every episode you would hear, it's him going, well, I don't know. Beth, Beth, someone get Beth down here. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll bring Beth down here. Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, do I do this? Am I fun, Beth?

And I don't know how much you know about, like, his people that work on the show, like Richard and Sal and J.D. and all these people, where are they going to work? Yeah, no, yeah. Like, they've just, nobody's going to pick that. In a way, they've kind of sacrificed their life to be in his clowns. Yep. Because you can't be the guy. They used to do like raccoon masks or they put their balls on each other's faces.

Yes. They just do really homoerotic or stupid stuff. You're going to walk into a bank and ask to work there after doing this for so long. Right. They sent them to a room where a big fat guy was pooping. And they weighed his poop and stuff. Like, what's in my pouch was another one. It's like, I've done stupid things, but I know that I'm at least hireable in many ways.

Yes. Your sale, Governor Alley, who just would hide things in his foreskin. And I just don't think that anybody around on any other team there are going to need. Like, again, there's no other show. I mean, Sebastian Manascoco Radio isn't going to need to hire JD. No. But then you look also, I don't know if you listen to Sam Roberts, he does a good morning show. It's not bad.

It's not bad? Not bad. He just, he's not my favorite. I say good in the fact that at least he shows up five days away. Yes, and he interacts with his audience. He'll take calls. He's got local ties. I like that he has ties, you know, to people that we know.

Yes. I think Sam's a good host. I get you see a lot of them. You see a lot more than I do with all the wrestling stuff, but. But no, it is still better. It's just a weird time. If we're just tuning in, Stern, it's down to one day a week when he comes back. He's fired a bunch of people.

Do we know what day? Maybe Monday? I don't know. Because I was going to say he's going to show up on a Monday, do it, and then be gone off Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, like morning show. Like, I, I'm a broken record now, but the job is to do this. Show up and you be here five days a week.

Yeah. Maybe four. If you're him, you can earn four days a week. Yeah, you can do Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. But what is your staff doing the remaining four days of the week? Yeah. They just sit around and pull bits and find audio? Like, I don't know.

Writing bits that you're not going to do. I don't know. It's a weird time. It's a weird time. It's just the radio news that exists out there. It's a weird biz. It's definitely weird. I'm good.

I got my Cody. Cody's taking care of. We're good to go. We're good. You know how to find us. We're here. Hey, hey, Josh. Yeah, come down here.

Show me your boobs. Come down here. Come down it. Come down here. Show me your boobs. I'll give you boob and you show me a boobs. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah.

You will always find us on the internet. I don't know where the radio business goes. I've stopped trying to worry about it. Yeah. I can only control myself and what I have in power. Yep. So the show.com will always have everything. That's all I know.

And as far as I can tell, knock on wood, I would, we'll always be five days a week, wherever we are. Yeah. Because that's the relationship, you know? At least we care about us and you guys. Yeah, we do. Other people don't. No, they don't, but we do.

We do. Yeah, Truman. So he works 45 days a year. Right. Yeah. I guess when you've earned it, I don't know. I've said enough. 315, 36, 401, 9K rock tax time.

We appreciate all the nice things you're saying. about us. We're in a deep radio worm all over here. I apologize. You're missing a whole second show if you're not listening to Twitch.tv slash the show or on the show.com. We were tuning in to see if we could listen to the show from the villages because sometimes Big Mike does radio

with the villages. Yes, I do. He's not on today. It's the Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club is on Wednesday. They are looking for a hot dog, a mouth lookout. Police probing barbecue goods theft. Find Fox with mouthful of hot dogs. The Fox did it. To which

Grace. Also remember the village's comments. Yep. No buns! Laffy emoji. Cutting up. Cutting up. I love radio. They're just hanging out down there. I don't know the people that have ruined radio, but I love the idea of radio. They've been up for three hours already.

In the villages, dude, yes, they have. Or the other thing happens. They probably just are retired and sleeping in. Although I would, but I think they just get up. I find myself down weird TikTok live streams. sometimes. And the other day I was watching a party at the villages, oddly enough. It was like a block party.

One site were you on, bud. It was TikTok. It was just TikTok. But it was like, you know, sometimes, I don't know if you use a lot of TikTok, but sometimes it'll be like every like three videos are like, here's a live that's happening right now. And if you, if you aren't familiar with the villages, first of all, there's a documentary

that's actually too sad. Don't watch it. But it's like this retirement community. It's called something. If everybody knows the name of that, documentary, it's called something, but it's all about how these people get old, and then their spouses die and they move to the villages, and it's just really lonely and sad down there. Oh, really? For some, for others, they're just living up the best life. He's having a party. Down in Florida, it's the biggest retirement community anywhere. Some of the most STDs anywhere in the country as well, you will learn as these olds, they got nothing left to lose. No. They're humping and rubbing and

they don't care. Share it all kinds of... I've had gonorrhea since the 80s. So then I'm scrolling a TikTok the other day and I get, just because I've always had a fast, With the village's as long time listeners know. It's kind of an obsession. Because it is kind of my idealic dream. Because everything's at 4 o'clock. Right. Everything's early. And you get to drive golf carts around and you got your little house,

which is kind of like a little four. Pool closes at 6. Yeah, I like all of it. We don't need anybody out there swimming all night long. It's 6.45. You're up in the middle of the night. So you're just going to be out all night. It's not a party pool.

I've had an obsession with retirement communities since Seinfeld and his parents moved to one. And then I saw how everything is like a community and they're all fighting with each other. Something about it. It's always been fascinating. Del. Del Boca Vista. My pocket calculator. Oh, the wizard.

The wizard. That's not a real wizard. You said you knew a guy. You think it's hot? It's hot. So I'm going to TikTok and I scroll through and there's a party at the villages and it's exactly what you expect. except there's a couple of random

hots in there like old ladies that have just stayed hot but now they're like 70 yeah and they're just like dancing at a block party and I'm like

huh they're waiting to go get some yeah and what I also loved old guy winky is they were like they kept showing this block party and to be like

the guy playing literally records for people and like old timey music and then they would bust out like an urban jam from like the 90s. And they'd be like a TLC song and they'd really cut up. But I loved how they were panning the crowd. And it clearly just somebody's grandson was visiting.

Oh no. So he had to go to the party with his grandparents. And he's just coloring? No, he was like a teenager. Which is almost worse. Why parents? Why do you do that stuff for your kids? We're going to go visit me, me and poopal down to the villages.

You're going to go down to the villages for a week and stay with them. down to the villages and stay with me, me, me, and bleak, okay? I ain't on. I don't, why do I have to, though? We're going to go, we visit them once a year, we're going to go to the villages. You're staying with me, ma, and peepee. And then you know, me, ma, and pee pee pee, we're like, Pee, pa was like, hey, all right, we got dinner at three.

Yep. We got the block party at four. The kids love tuna noodle casserole, right? David's coming, and then poor David just has to stand there. Those grandparents quote-unquote dance. Yep. And that? Tosses him the keys to the golf cart.

David, I'm hammered. You're driving us back. Well, no, it's, uh, you want you head back home. We're staying. We're staying late. All right. It's 4.30, so. Okay.

I guess I'll do. They roll. David. Grandparents rolling at 7.30, 8 o'clock. Just lit up. Oh, God. Well, that was a luf. Lufa party.

Ooh, David. Starts closing all the blind. Oh, I know. It's daytime out still. Texeline. I wasn't saying it as a joke. The villages literally had. have the highest rate of STDs in the country.

They're humping each other a lot. Yeah. David, if you hear any noise coming out of our bedroom, just put your headphones on. And if it's a couple people knocking on the door, let them in. Yeah, let him in.

Send them in to the back. David. Most... More David's sleeping on the couch. Hey, we haven't opened door policy here, David. You let him in. Like 10 minutes later, he's just sitting there and he... You hear the back room.

David, that's our neighbors. Let him in. Okay. opens the door and just their scantily clads. Because I didn't see, and his name, I don't know what his name was, but it was a teenage grandson,

and clearly just, I'm going to call him David. Yeah, it's David. And it looked like it was one of those situations where his parents probably dropped him off or made him go visit his grandparents. So he's got to go, he's got to do whatever his grandparents are doing.

No, no. Well, not right now, though, because me, mom, peepa, about to get our rocks off. David, David. Pete Paul tried ketamine tonight. I'm in a hole. David.

David. David, you done ketamine? We're going to do sex to the beckers from next door. David, the beckers are coming over. We all did K. I'm in a hole. David, have you done this? What do we do now?

No, I'm 15. I've never done ketamine. Okay, well... David, you bring Fantasia? We tried it. We tried it, and I'm in a hole, David. Do you have your VHS? David.

I got you when you were six, David. Just staring at his phone. When did my parents come and get me? What are my parents come and get me from my grandparents? Please come get me. Pea paw is in a hole. What do you mean pee, in a hole.

I don't know. He did ketamine. He said he's in a K-hole. I don't know what that means. He said he boofed horse tranks. Yeah. Me-me-Maw's rubbing the countertops saying they're smoother than they've ever been. I don't know what that means.

Oh, the marble. The marble is the smoothest. David, come here and feel this marble. David, go feel your grandmother's marble. Your grandmother, your grandmother, Paulus the countertops. Go touch the countertops. All right. Mima's making me touch the countertops.

I think she's on K2. They're so smooth, Mema. That's a nice marble. That's a good boy, David. Okay. All right. All right. Bring everyone in the back room.

I'm ready, David. There's a towel. He's just in a towel, but it's a way too small towel, barely covering his thigh. Yep. Got his little gold chain on. It's a little oil. Okay. David, we will be out by the pool.

Please. Ignore all smells. smells, sounds, any motion you may see, David. For your own safety, I promised your mother that you wouldn't see any of this. You're a little young. You're a little young. For like an hour, Dave, hear someone fall in the pool. David, get out here.

Pee ball's grounded. He's drawn. Oh, David. Come save your grandfather. Can I save your Pee Pee Peele. You can't swim. He fell in the pool. He fell in the pool.

He's in a K-hole. He took a step backwards. All right. Please, Scott, pick me up. Please. I don't want to be here anymore. Now it's only 8, 9 o'clock at night. It's 8.15.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Guess what? We're going to be out and about on Saturday. Let me tell you about this. Okay. Tell me about it. The brand new Hidden Gardens dispensary is open,

and their official grand opening is going to be on Saturday at 10 a.m. I don't have the address here, though, Scott. I gotta find the... Where's the address? Oh, I thought I knew it. You know the address? None off top of my head. I'll get you the address.

It is this Saturday, and Cody and I will be there from noon to two. Get this. Yeah, 911 North Salinas Street. 911 North Salinas Street. We'll be out there. We'll be your guest butt tenders. We'll tell you about our favorite brands. Maybe point you in a direction, help you out.

Think about that. We'll bring whatever show swag we still have remaining out there to say, you go, some stickers or whatever. How about... How about that? And get this, you car people, this is perfect for the Syracuse Nationals. They're giving away a 2016 392 scat pack. A car.

They're giving away a car. Oh, one of those cool little car things. No purchase necessary. It must be 21 and out. Older to win. And more information to come on that. So, guys, we'll be there. We will be there from noon to 2 on Saturday.

I hope to see you there. Congratulations. As I'm learning. Thank you. about Brinidad, the winning couple from last night's Love Island. Okay. I've never watched a moment of Love Island, but I know a lot of you do enjoy Love Island. So here's how the show works, and I'm going to submit my Coco for it, because the first line,

I've never seen it. A reality dating competition or attractive young single contestants show up in our Islanders. You're an attractive single young contestant. I'm going to get you on there. I mean. Their goal is to couple up to find love and be a, and avoid being eliminated. I guess you couple up,

and I don't know anything about this, you couple up, and then to disrupt a relationship, producers introduce new attractive contestants called bombshells. Bombshells usually get to pick up someone to date, testing the loyalty. The public gets to vote, and I guess last night in the finale,

and correct me if I'm wrong, Cody is far too old. They were calling the 29-year-old on the show The Older Man. He's nearly 30. The 29-year-old is nearly 30. In the finale, the pair, like the winning pair, is presented with $100,000. Wow. At least in the article I'm reading.

The couple faces one final trust test. The partner who holds the prize envelope can then choose whether to split the money between them or ghost you and take all the money home with them. Oh, and they took the, they're going to split. Well, assuming they were posing together on TV this morning, I think that they're probably still together. Wow. No, I've never seen an episode of it.

From what I've learned through show fam in our chat is that it is an investment, like it's an every night thing. You got to vote and all that. People started like, Katie is always telling us and sisters like, yeah, we got Love Island. Like, it's a 40 hour a week job, I think, to be a fan of Love Island. Gotcha. Yeah, nope, I've just never seen it. I don't know what you're going to do with all your free time now.

Oh, no, now. Love Island 2? Let's go back to Florida. As it's been a little bit of a session this morning, we're talking villages earlier. Well, Cody, this is a place right up your alley. As a pizza place will accept pythons as payment. It's the 2006 Florida Python Challenge. So you just go snag a couple snakes, get yourself a pie?

Because didn't we learn that they're an invasive species of Burmese pythons that are down there? and they want them dead, so they want you to kill them? They want all of them out of there. They say, Dustin Crum of Wildman's... All right, I'm going to read you the whole name of his business here. Dustin Crum. Wildman's pizza, pasta, and pythons in Everglades City

says, quote, you can trade in a python for a pizza, the annual challenge hosted by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. So this is legal. This is legit. Legal beagle. is also offering up $25,000 in prizes for hunting the invasive reptiles, threatening the Everglades. Crum also, mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm going to read this. I'm going to keep going on. This guy's going to have a Netflix show. Oh, boy. Dustin Crum also uses the python bones for jewelry. The bones of their money. Oh, the bones of the money. The bones of the dollars.

And then uses the python fat for skin creams and soaps. Everything gets used. He said, I'm good. Oh, my God. I'm good. I don't need to eat a python. No, I don't want a python pizza because they are they the same people that did the iguana one? Oh, you could kill the iguanas.

No, I'm just okay. I mean, I'd like to get free. Florida is just a different place. The next, but. Florida sticks out like that because we really don't want it attached to us. No, we're trying to just like. We're like, yeah, like Florida is. Stretch ourselves away from it.

Like, you're like in a group at a party and there's like the one person, everyone's slowly inching away from. That's what Florida is to this country. We're like, yeah, that's... No, you're doing... We got Gators! Yeah, you're doing great, Florida. You're doing great. I got snacks. Cool. What do you got over there, uh-huh? I got Scorpion. I got old people doing it. David!

David, go get the pipe down pizza. David, get the pythons. David, get my white zombie CD. Come on. This is this gay wreck? David. David, what's my white zombie CD? David. David. The, the former goths that moved down there, David. They want to listen to what we do Man stuff.

Come here, David. Good morning. This is K Rock. Happy Whiskey Wednesday tonight. 7 o'clock on Twitch. dot TV slash the show or the show. Dot FM. If you're tuned in right now,

you'll notice our camera looks a little hazy. I believe that has to do with the Canadian wild smoke. Yep, that's great. Wildfire smoke is affecting the studio. So this has worked out well. It's already.

The studio's got a yellowish hue to it. I get that, you know, obviously I'm in Canada, it's much much worse. But that's give me such PTSD from like three years ago. I know. Because it ruined your summer. Oh my God, it was so awful.

Hopefully it's only a few days. The couple summers ago, it was a substantial lot of time. This sounds like it's just the next couple days and then we're okay. Once the winds shift, man's in the east. Ah, boy. So why does Lenny Kravitz work out in leather pants? Well, he explains in men's health. I know how much you love Lenny Kravitz.

Because we learned about this a long-ass time ago. What? Because we saw that video. Of him with his gentle falling out? No. Working out in leather pants. pants. Uh-huh.

And there's just no explanation. Uh-huh. Because it was just like a how hard Lenny Kravitz works thing or whatever. But he had on his leather pants. Mm-hmm. So it's good to, I'd like an explanation. They asked. They asked.

They said, why do you work out in leather pants? It wasn't a bit. Like, I assumed it was a stupid bit. No. In his new men's health interview, he said, I perform on stage in leather. And those are the pants I wear to train. It also means I can fit a workout in anytime, anywhere. He's in phenomenal.

shape. Like in this, he's got eight pack. Yeah. He's what, 62 years old or something at this point? He just does sit-ups all days longs. He's just blessed with either DNA, this hard work ethic. He wrote two songs that people like, it's carried him for a long time. Big floppy dong. To get an idea of his diet, Lenny Krabbit, yes, Lenny Krabbit. Yep, Lenny Krabbits.

Does not eat anything before 3 or 4 p.m. And then it's only cucumbers, carrots, and a slight lettuce. I don't know if he does snake meal. I do snake meal. Yesterday I did a Ponchitos burrito, dude. I saw that. That's what you want with after? What am I doing?

I was going to, and I forgot, I was going to agree with some of the people. You do know you don't have to finish. Bro. Right? You don't have to. They don't, it's not a requirement for being able to get it next time. Where am I going to do with the other half? A lot of, a lot of people.

What? Save it. How do they do that? Or later. Or they'll cut it in half. You guys aren't familiar with Ponchitos. It's the burrito spot up the road from us. We went and shot our accused nutrition video.

And then I was like, you know what? Because my family had lunch plans. They were doing something else from lunch. I was like, I'll get myself something and then eat at home because I got a whole day of editing ahead of me. So I stopped and I get this burrito and I drive home with it, dude. Yeah. And I ate the whole thing. And I was just like, what?

You don't have to. Why? This is a food that they sell to human people? Yep, because of cut it in half. It weighs more. I'm pretty sure it weighs more than both of my children when they were born. Yeah, it was, it's a substantial burrito, dude. It's, it's thick.

She's thick, bro. And I just sat there and I, what I got to do is what everybody's saying I got to do. Well, self-control. But what I got to do is I got to like, no. Stop it, brain. Hey! Because I keep, how many scoops, cousin Jay?

The burrito's like at least 50 scoops. 50 scoops. No, yeah. At the halfway point, I should just go, knock it off. Or nib it in the butt and knock it a super marito. Get a regular burrito. Or what you got to do, but you, again, you eat like a duck. You got to just stop for like a-

This is what I'm saying. I got to stop. Instead of halfway through being like, hey, no! Just get up and walk away. Give your tummy time to saddling things down. And then after like five minutes, you could be like, oh. I am fulfilled. I need to put it in a lockbox or something.

Because it's too much food for one sitting. I was full the rest of the day. That's what I mean. You just cut it in half, put the other half in the fridge. You're not even tempted. Out of side out of mind. But then I'll know it's in the fridge. For later.

You got your half out right now. You're eating that half. This is the argument I have all the time is that I know I have an addictive personality. It's in my DNA. Yeah. I want to do all of the substances. including food. Yeah.

So when I have in front of me, oh, boy. See it again. So again. Out of sight, out of mind. I just get a regular burrito.

Just get a regular burrito. Just get a regular burrito. You don't need to eat a super burrito. Yeah, and it keeps getting bigger. And I don't even put that much in it. No. I do chicken,

beans, rice, cheese, sour cream, five ingredients. It's the size of a small toddler. Yeah. And then I eat the whole thing. She thick. She thick.

Do you cut it or do you just hand? No, just right on it. Well, I used to just eat it in my car. Just like a complete alcoholic. Just shame eat that in my car. But it was too big. Taco Bell I can eat in my car. Yeah.

That's just too big. No, nothing you do about that. Yeah, that. And your car's going to stank like burrito meat for a while. You start mowing down. Because it starts to fall apart. Like the rice starts to fall apart. It's almost like a knife and fork meal.

And I know that's sacrilege, but it's almost put it on a plate. Yep. Cut it open. Yep. Like Cody says, once you get to the halfway point. Yeah. Yeah, done. Yeah, done.

Nah, just cut it in half. No, not a... And then you're good to go. That's why I don't have Lenny Kravitz's gorgeous body. He says, typically, I'll have an egg white omelet with a lot of vegetables, then a protein shake, and then later I'll have a salad. Oh, that sounds boring. It is Lenny Krabbits. Yeah, you're eating rabbit food.

He says he doesn't train to be bigger bulky. Quote, I want a very narrow silhouette, more like Spider-Man meets Bruce Lee, if he know what I mean. And he does. If you're looking at his men's health photos. Spider-man versus Bruce Lee, gotcha. He's just caught as hell at 60-something. How old is Lenny Krabbit? 62, and he looks like that.

Are you going to go Spider-Bruth's way? Lenny Krabbits ain't eating my snake meal. And I did. I ate a snake meal. Like, you know that video? And this was legit. Like you ate like a newborn baby. and then you stole newborn baby from a crib along the riverside.

Yeah, like I was going to exactly say, it's like when you see those footage of like Brazil, and there's a giant python with a big bulge in its belly. And here's what I did. That's you? Here's what I did. I ate the ponchito super burrito. First mistake.

And I'm like, I couldn't stop. But your brain doesn't catch up to how full you are, whatever. First mistake, he says. I make many mistakes. Uh-oh. So then I eat this. And I'm like, all right, I got to get the podcast up for today. because Cody was busy, so I was going to edit it.

So I run it, and I'm adding the podcast. And I'm out of the podcast. And I'm like, oh, boy, you're feeling it now. Oh, it's hitting now. I'm not. I'm editing really fast, and I'm editing really fast. And I'm like, I got to get us up. I got it up.

And then I put it on and I go, you know what? To prepare for your interview with Mike Hall tomorrow, you should go lay on the couch and watch. It's work. You should go watch some Russ Valley restores. Just lay down for a minute. Relax. Like a big fat python with a baby gazelle in its belly.

just laid there. Everyone came home and your wife was like, oh, careful. Don't startle him or he might throw it up. Keep an eye on him. We might need to cut him open to get the gazelle out. Yeah, just in case. We don't know. We don't know what he ate.

It's big, though. Hopefully it's not another newborn baby. I'm a disaster. Two days till birthday. We're going to find out what it is. Nobody's gotten any closer to finding out, like, what's... No, because it's silly internet lore. I like that because I'm a kid of the internet,

I like silly little promotions. I don't know what they're going to be thawed on Friday, but they're going to be thawing something. They got bands. They got a whole day ready. They've got a whole day ready. They've been on the news. So I don't know.

We're going to find out what the bird thawb bet is on Friday. Yeah. Weird. It better be a real bird. All right. Better be an ostrich. Tonight at 7 o'clock, though. First and foremost, we've got a whiskey Wednesday show.

Come and get yourself something to drink. Speaking of a big long neck. What? Come watch me eat an entire burrito in one sitting. No, I will not be doing that. But I will be drinking some boo. At one point for something, you should do that. I think people should see.

A live stream of me eating. Just to see what we talk about. Yeah, but it's different here than it is of like you sitting down, you're at your home base. And I get into it. And I just really get into it. Because that's different. Because yes, you do go wild here. Watch me do the old 96er.

Got to eat the gristle. Well, I was going to say, it depends on if you got to eat the gristle. I don't want to see it. So we will be back on Twitter. which and the show.com at 7 p.m. Today for a little whiskey show. I will enjoy. Jojo witnessed it.

She said he inhales food. It's amazing. I don't know why. I don't know why I'm like this. I've always been like this. It's just how he is. My mother's always yelled to me saying no one's going to take it away from you, Josh. Slow down, Josh.

To see, but that right there makes me... Wait until it cools off, Josh. That makes me weary. What? I never said I thought someone was going to be trying to take it. So then who's going to take it? Yeah, what do you know? Oh, hey, Josh, don't worry.

No, Russian spies are going to be trying to steal your chicken nuggets. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. You don't need to eat them so fast. Meanwhile, Soviet Greg is in background waiting for you. Waiting and sitting and wait. All right. Other side of this.

I'm going to leave nugget. Other side of this, I think I got to get my first World Cup win. I've not beat Cody once in our gaming stream. But yet over here sits Soviet Cody. He'll kick you in balls. England at Argentina Oh As I'm England

Tails I'm Argentina I was Umbapa yesterday I was a superstar So I'm England Oh he's going to be England You get messy I'm gonna score so many goals now Now it's over

All right You want to be Argentina No I'll be England Okay I don't mind It's disgusting On our 250th I gotta be England On our birthday

You're gonna be the Kings team All right You say The price of my love's Not a price That you're willing to pay And you cry What nerdy

Broadway things are All right Here's your schedule events We're going to play England at Argentina right now I will be England Cody is Argentina Put up a bet for Twitch

Of course then back on Twitch.com. Sorry, sorry I'm hammered Twitch.TV slash the show or the show.fm. Tonight for a whiskey Wednesday at 7 p.m. Okay? I shook his hand.

I know. I'm sorry, bud. I'm sorry. I didn't know about the pansy. Well, that was yesterday, so a lot of things could have happened between then and now. Yeah. Anyways, jump in there.

We're going to hang. We're going to hang play our games. Radio World. You're going to get the 90s at 9 with a band. A bunch of you we're going to see on Sunday. Cool. 311. It's hit rock.