The Show - PENNY LANE
Episode Date: November 13, 2025Cody cannot fathom someone not having ice cream in their freezer. Aaron Rodgers has a phantom wife that no one has seen. The Golden Bachelor wraps up (gross). We have wrapped up production of the penn...y, but have no plans further than that. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Happy Thursday!
Today, today's supposed to be my big day, the day that my hard work comes to fruition.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
So let's see how that pays out or plays out or pays off.
Whatever happens, I don't know.
Whatever that one is.
I don't know what's happening today.
We'll see.
Probably nothing because it's a fortune cookie.
That's but.
What?
But of all the days, today's going to be our day, guys.
Let's just keep track.
Maybe you'll have something.
Who knows what?
Today's great.
You don't know.
I woke up on this side of the dirt.
I'm happy with that.
That's enough.
You know, that's enough.
I got a roof over my hat.
I got a belly full of fruity pebbles and I got everything going for me, right, bud?
I mean, you got fruity pebbles?
I did last night for my before bedtime snack.
I had a little bowl of fruity pebbles.
You put it in an ice cream?
No, I don't have any ice cream in my house.
I know that you can't relate to that.
That's like me saying, yeah, man, I flew to work on my wings today.
Like, Cody can't understand that someone wouldn't have.
ice cream in the house. What if you want
ice cream, though? What do you even do?
It's not a thing that happens often for
me, but I know. I know.
What if, what if, what if baby's hungry? What if baby needs milk?
Maybe you ain't no milk in the freezer?
I'm sorry, bud. I don't.
Is this a one-off or is this
a normal thing for you? No, I normally don't have
a lot of ice cream in the house.
There occasionally will be like a little chocolate because our
oldest likes a little chocolate ice cream treat or my wife likes a little chocolate ice cream treat,
but generally, in contrast, and you need you know a family.
In contrast, how many things of ice cream are in your house right now?
There's at least, they're not all full.
No, I know, because you sit, you jump around.
Yeah, but at least five.
Yeah, see?
See, that's fine.
Let me say it out loud.
Can you name all the flavors that you got right now?
there's a
like a gram cracker type
like summer graham cracker one
not a smores one it was like a
baseball thing doesn't matter
that one that's like the best one still
that decadent strawberry crumble
the brown sugar ice cream one from the pea chop
that one and that's like the bar
it tastes it also a little bit of that one left
no a little bit of that one the strawberry crumble bar
there's that one though this is like
more like a brown sugar ice cream
with our that jam that
Oh, okay, yep.
That one, that strawberry crumble one.
Okay.
There's a pumpkin pie one from tops.
Okay.
And there's one more.
I can't think of what it is.
And when you, when,
do you think that you crave a little sample ice cream at least once a day?
Or is it not an everyday thing?
No, I usually do, but sometimes I got to be like,
belly, it's 9.30.
Oh.
You ain't going to be happy at three in the morning or four.
because by the time you even, you know, you pop a lactate pill,
you're going to have to wait a little bit.
And when you get up to get your ice cream,
have you already decided on the taste you want,
oh, you have?
Yeah.
So you'll be sitting on the couch,
you'll be like, I want a little pumpkin pie.
You'll get up and get some.
You'll get that chocolate.
All right.
But it's not like you do a whole bowl.
You do like a spoon on it, right?
No, no, no.
I go and I'll take a spoon and I'll take like three or four pulls off it.
Yeah, you get a couple of balls off of the,
couple fat rips off the ice cream, and you're good.
A couple fat rips out of there.
A couple fat rips, rip some fat rails right out of that, and you're good to go.
And then you're set.
It is a Thursday.
That does mean Coco Puffs tonight, friends.
All right.
You like Cocoa Buffs on.
All right.
Tonight at 7 o'clock, of course, it'll be dark for about three hours by the time
Coco Puff starts.
We're in the darkness now.
That'll be live at 7 o'clock tonight.
Lots to get to today.
It's a Thursday.
It's only really known.
I keep looking around like I'm waiting to see what of yours is going to come to fruition if something's going to happen.
I don't know.
Is that guy still alive that comes around and gives you that big check?
Ed McMahon?
Yeah.
No.
He's passed.
It just said my hard work will pay off on Thursday.
I don't know what that means.
Well, we'll find out.
I don't know what that means.
We'll find out.
We'll just wait patiently all day today.
Maybe you'll just have a good dinner.
Oh, that'd be nice.
I had a good dinner last night.
I made steaks.
Oh, okay.
Stakes.
But beef prices are a little steep right now.
Yeah.
So I had to get like the cheaper, thinner steaks.
Yeah, steak.
The little beef's a little bowl.
Because if I wanted to get two steaks, two steaks, $30.
Yeah.
And I go, now I guess we'll get the.
Not worth it.
Whatever the $12 pack was.
No, I get it.
But there are yummy.
I mean, they were good.
I got some good steak approaches lately.
You're a good steak slinger?
I'm a good steak slinger.
Oh, my drinking wine at the wine and troglit festival.
Ah, yeah, good morning, everybody.
Yeah, Saturday.
Yeah, that was not one of your back.
November 29th.
Oh, shut up.
Turn him off.
Turn his mic off.
It's you.
Turn all this off.
Saturday, November 29th, New York State Fairgrounds in Syracuse.
Sip your way through samples from the New York State wineries and distilleries, you boozebags.
Plus, holiday shopping.
I'll be there with my wife shopping.
Nice.
His wife.
Oh, my God.
Tickets available at wine and chocolate.
Chocolate Festivals.com, because unlike Aaron Rogers, my wife is real.
Have you been following this?
What? Oh, no.
Aaron Rogers has a fake wife, but it's not a fake wife. It's a real wife.
You don't know anything about this?
Dude.
What?
I'm so deep.
Is anybody else in this wormhole with me?
My brain is not comprehending what you're saying.
Aaron Rogers claims he got married, but no one has ever seen her or met her.
Okay.
She goes to a different school.
Oh, she's, she's a Canadian.
And I fell into this wormhole yesterday, dude.
And the times when you would think you'd be able to see her,
she's doing her supermodel gigs in Australia.
Yeah, that's why you haven't met her.
The days are flipped.
It's not, it's not your fault.
Apparently, during the Steelers off season,
Aaron Rogers announced he got married.
Okay.
We're assuming to a woman.
Although, Aaron, you live your life,
I support everything.
Okay, yep.
He has not revealed her name.
No one has ever met her.
I don't even think Aaron Rogers' family has met her.
Yeah.
They're calling her a phantom because he talks about her,
but she's never been to a game practice anything.
Wives and girlfriends of the Pittsburgh Steelers have never met her.
They don't know anything about her.
Interesting.
I mean, good for him for being able to
keep it, you know, under wraps, because you know, how he has to do...
Sure, sure, sure.
Everything completely different.
Right.
And especially with how, you know, his views and a certain Travis Kelsey have very competing.
Gotcha.
Views.
I mean, I'm looking at it from a very...
This might be a long shot, but, I mean, you know, Travis and Taylor are so public.
He wants to be the opposite of that.
Well, you know, that's...
That's just not how I am.
And I see how, you know, and he would take the valist shot at like, like,
well, you know, someone like, you know, Travis wants her, somebody wants to make their relationship.
He won't say their name relationship public, then, you know, then they can.
But, you know, I'm not like that.
I get it because I don't put photos of my wife or kids anywhere.
I keep them out of this.
They didn't ask to be in the public eye.
I'm the only stupid idiot that did.
So I keep them out of it.
So I can respect that, but it's also like.
And they, and with that, it's, it's, you see how ripped apart.
It gets with relationships and, you know, NFL people, especially.
And, you know, we did the whole, you know, the Belalichick thing, you know, Tracekalsy, anybody really.
A member.
Not so much ripped apart, but we deep dive.
A member of the Rogers family said, quote, I mean, this is Aaron Rogers family saying this.
Yeah.
I get being secretive, but come on.
At this point, it feels like he's deliberately keeping her secret from even the people who love him the most.
Maybe.
In June, Rogers revealed he'd been married for a couple of months,
and that's all we know.
I mean...
Pax and chat says his wife's name is Brittany.
I haven't seen that anywhere, but...
I mean, if you...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dooms, yeah.
Dallie Pardton.
Kept Carl away from everybody.
So, yeah, I mean, she could just be...
It is big-ass house out in California.
or wherever he's got a big ass house.
And if they got married in, you know, June or whatever,
then she's just chilling because it's gorgeous-ass summertime.
And then now it's just nice fall football time.
And you know what I mean?
He's just focusing on the team.
Yeah, she can just hang out and he's doing what he's got to do.
Fuzz is right.
I wouldn't admit to be married to Rand Rogers either.
Yeah, maybe she just doesn't want any publicity.
She's like, I'll be your wife.
I like the money.
We can be in a couple, but I don't want to be in any publicity.
And I don't, I mean, who knows.
if it's a younger woman.
So does he not want that?
Because he's 40.
He's not bad old.
He's 40-some.
But, you know, like a 25-year-old.
It's not like a 65-year-old.
No, but you know how that works.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Who knows?
Orio, he's like 19.
And it's like Aaron Rogers,
as much as the guy,
it's like a confusing person to me
and I'm not a big fan of the guy.
No.
I can respect wanting to keep it private.
That part I have,
with this, I have no issue with.
I'll look past all those.
other whatevers or however you may feel about them.
I like that. I like having my public life and my private life separate from each other.
Yes.
It's the, when it comes to like this, because we open book it on this show.
Yeah.
That's the one thing that I can keep.
Yeah.
As just for me and the person that, you know, when that's the case.
And that's fine.
It's just I fell down this wormhole all ink.
That'd be even better.
her Inkton chat says, what if she's like 67 years old?
Or that?
That'd be even better if he's marrying like an old, like,
Yeah.
Get himself a sugar mama.
Hell yeah.
I like it.
Not to be morbid.
Who's old that just died in this kind of rich?
Anybody?
Who knows?
I mean, he's got his money, so who knows?
They could combine it and be just the mega couple.
Keep it separate.
I get it, Aaron Rogers.
You're weird, but I get it.
I get it.
It was just a big story that caught my intention yesterday.
I never seen that.
That's hilarious, though.
Yeah.
Aaron Rogers' secret wife, guys.
Let me know.
Let me know if you know, Brittany.
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We'll see what I come up with for today.
We got a little theme in mind.
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So we'll see, we'll see.
Good, I'm here for it.
Well, a 21-year-old woman in Florida.
Nice.
Was caught going 107 and a 55, bud.
That's my favorite pop people's song.
107 and a 55.
Yep.
They need the headline.
When she was asked why she was driving so fast, Cody.
Poop.
No.
Good reason, though.
Pee-B.
No bodily functions.
venomous snake in the car.
No, Little Caesars was about to close.
Oh, well then yes!
Yes! Thank you!
What time was it?
It was closed it at midnight.
She was pulled over at 1152.
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't be that person, lady.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're going too fast.
You're going to get in trouble for that.
Yeah, forget about that.
But you also would have been a bitch showing up at Little Caesars at 1155,
wanting to hot and fresh.
Right?
Yeah.
And then by...
all whatever's, yeah, I guess they should be able to, you close that midnight.
I know, but it's a real big move to do to the workers.
Yeah, nobody does that.
That's not fair.
21-year-old woman named Yasmine was caught super speeding at 107 miles an hour last Thursday.
Yoy.
She was pulled over at 1152 a.m.
Wait, that's got to mean PM.
They wrote that wrong in the story.
Oh.
11.2 p.m. I'm going to say.
When the officer asked why she was driving so fast.
She was desperately trying to make it to Little Seizers before they closed at midnight.
I mean, I get it.
But, again, yes, that's, you're, you're cutting it way too close, man.
I guess she called into a local radio station?
Yes.
There's a little seasons up the street from my house and where I was going to go jogging.
And so I was speeding and it closed at 12.
So I literally had like 15 minutes to get there.
It didn't even feel like 107.
It's just like I was driving to get to, I was hungry.
When they pulled me over, I'm like, oh my God, am I getting pulled over?
And by the time I get to look to the back, he's already like, I didn't even get to go into a gas station.
I didn't even pull over.
He literally got me in the middle of the road and I was like going at a green light.
And he got to my window with like, get out.
Ma'am, I'm not a defense attorney.
I'm not a lawyer.
I wouldn't call into radio stations completely admitting your guilt.
No.
And acting, like, feigning.
Right?
confusion to why you were pulled over.
I mean, just the, all of it was...
All of that was a bad idea.
You imagine her lawyers listening and just like, are you...
Are you kidding?
She called into some stupid morning radio show to say,
I'm just going a hundred seven mile out.
Exactly what she did.
What are you doing?
All right, well, good.
Now I can't get you off the ticket.
You just told everybody exactly what you did.
Oh, I was hungry.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
Hungry chicks, man.
Hungry, hungry hippos, man.
They will mess you up, bro.
Again, I'm not a lawyer.
This is not lawyer advice.
But if you do commit a crime,
don't call into this show or any show.
No, do it.
And then brag about it or talk about it like it's a funny thing.
Now I disagree.
If you've done some crimes and want to talk about it,
feel free to call in and let us know what crime you did.
You can get it off your chest.
Call it K-Rot.
K-Rock Crime Live.
Rock to you by McGruff the Cromdog.
100.91065.
K. Rock.
Played a dangerous game over there, my friend,
trying to push out some squeakers.
It's our own squid game here in the show.
You're playing a dangerous game, bud.
Oh, hoi-hoi.
Happy Thursday.
Happy World Kindness Day.
Shut up.
You have to be nice to meet today.
Yeah, anus.
Got them.
You have to be nice to meet today.
It is World.
Kindness Day. Holiday for almost 30 years.
Today is World Kindness Day you can celebrate.
I guess by being nicer.
You guys got to be nicer to us today.
You can't call us stupid and annoying and morons or whatever you call us on the text and the chat.
You got to be nice and like us.
Idiots.
Don't you idiots get.
We'll be nice bad.
Stup.
Yeah.
Love you.
Love you on.
Happy birthdays.
It's like that little kid that says.
F you to that guy.
No, I'm just kidding.
I love you.
You're cool.
You're okay.
You're okay.
I'll have to find it for you after.
It's funny.
Golden Bachelor rap last night.
I never watched these shows.
I don't like these Bachelor shows.
Just the guy died.
And with a live death.
Yep.
On TV.
No.
66 year old Mel Owens shows 62-year-old
Peg Monson.
Yeah, Peg getting it.
But they didn't get engaged.
Isn't that part of it?
Like, isn't that part of the rule?
Like, now we're together and I have to get engaged?
No, I didn't think so.
I thought it was just...
They're just a relationship now?
Yeah, you are now our...
Like, you're together.
He presented her with a promise ring.
I'm here at the end with Peg.
And that's the way it was meant to be.
What?
What is he?
15?
For each other.
You told me you had confidence in me that I'd make their right choice.
Yeah, I did.
I have a ring, and this represents our commitment to love.
to give us time to figure out together
what our future holds.
What is...
I agree.
Definitely a match.
That's for a dang sure.
Stop it.
He's almost 70.
He's not for everybody,
but we're definitely for each other.
Good for them.
I love, love, find each other,
but they, like, they...
Do they do?
Do they do it?
You just have to be careful.
Her, she's, she's sore,
and his knees aren't so good.
Okay, so just be careful.
Oh, slow down.
Oh, God.
Yeah, there's...
Oh, no, move out.
Your elbow is on my boob.
Like neither of them really have a sex drive anymore, right?
Oh, I bet they do.
You think?
I, uh, my whole world is all changed ever since old Rickier over there was talking about
how he still gets, you know.
He's still a hornball in his 70s?
And he's up there and he said it never ends.
It never stops.
We're like this forever.
Or guys are like this forever.
But the ladies aren't.
Women don't have sex drives in their 60s.
Oh, they do.
I don't know what they do.
I mean, now that they're on Golden
bachelor gets them all riled up.
Does it get them all horned up?
All right.
I don't know.
I get that we have the curse of being men that just can't ever not be horn dogs.
Is there lady Viagra?
Oh, is there?
I don't know.
Is there a product like that?
You can.
Maybe.
Maybe I guess so.
Well, that's just, you know, hope they have a long.
Can't help.
That's what we're just making a cheesy.
Yeah.
With you.
Yeah, you're right.
Think of the villages.
They aren't doing it down there.
Yeah, they are.
They're getting it in.
So, all right, congratulations.
But I'm looking at some of his other choices.
I mean, all right, yeah, I guess.
I do like that he did, I guess he caught some heat in the earliest season.
Uh-oh.
Because he said he didn't want any women over 60.
Uh, bro.
Hey, bud.
Bro.
Bro.
You're over 60.
Hey, hate the spoiler.
I always love dudes that say that.
They're like, yo.
I don't, like, they're in their 40s and they're like,
I ain't dating any chicks in their 30s.
No old broads.
No 40-year-old broads over here.
Hey, hey, spoiler alert.
Mel.
Mel.
Mel.
That's his name right.
Mel,
Mel, yeah.
Hey, Mel, guess what?
It's called the Golden Bachelor for a reason.
Yeah.
I don't want any of these under 60 broads.
Well, that's the regular Bachelor and you're really old now.
You are, I guess you are right.
Jojo and a few of you've texted in.
There is a Lady Viagra.
called Fibben
Serin.
Yeah.
Ad ye, I guess.
Ad ye or ad-e, whatever.
What do you just slap it on there?
Mm-hmm.
Like you just splash water.
I guess so.
And then you're all ready to go.
And by the way,
Hambone said he just looked at lights
in the lake from the thruway.
The police are on their way,
Hambone.
It is not open yet.
Strictuja.
It is not open yet.
Wegman's lights on the lake.
Tis.
The season.
What?
What are you looking up?
They have this at the booze place
I was just at.
Oh, it's a dog.
A holiday bourbon like set.
And there's more than just this that's in it.
But it's cool because it's got a bunch of little gone.
That's cool.
That's a whole neat thing.
That's pretty cool.
You love that movie.
Right.
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It does look brighter.
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I can see it all the way across the lake.
I think they did get them all switched over now.
So again, if you haven't been in a couple years, it's now different.
You're in for a treat.
Look for the new stuff.
They had new stuff every year.
Try to figure out what it is.
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They got one of the tallest light displays in the whole area.
You can see that real good.
Hold on a second.
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Well, that's the end of the penny, Cody,
as yesterday the last ever U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia.
I don't understand what's going.
on with all this.
Would the pennies?
I don't understand how it's just okay
to be like,
no, we don't got correct change anymore, sorry.
I don't know how it's going to work
because if you've got to give you.
Like if you've got to give me 26 cents back,
what does that mean?
And I just don't?
No, that's like not an, you know,
I collect all my pants.
I do. I collect all my pennies.
It's not that hard to turn in your change.
That's not fair to just all of a sudden,
wow, we don't have any more so sorry
so you get screwed.
You want to round up.
Then that's kind of screwing over the business.
The U.S. Mint in Philadelphia has been making pennies since 1793.
Damn right.
Back then, Macon, Papi made them.
America was great.
Back then they were 100% copper.
Since 1982 pennies have been made primarily of copper-plated zinc.
Now, I get...
Anything?
Yeah, make them out of the cheap stuff.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares what it's made out of.
Because I get, it costs 3.7 cents to make one penny.
So you're already way in the hole.
Just figure it out.
Joe says they'll round it to the next nickel.
All right.
If they want to go up, then I'll take it.
It's just, you know, eventually I'm sure that business owners are going to then blame somehow, you know.
Because you're raising the price is four cents or lowering it five cents or four cents.
You're telling me that you're so you're telling me that.
The guy that's selling me the $20.10 piece chicken wing is going to be okay with him having to round up to give me more money back for change.
I think it goes the other way.
They probably round down.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know, man.
Billions of pennies are still in circulation.
Sub businesses are already feeling the shortage and have started rounding receipts to the nearest nickel, like I said.
Particularly if someone's paying cash, it's not necessarily rounding up.
The nearest five cents could be up or down.
That's so, it's so weird.
I don't, I mean, like, I understand, you know, the cost of making it and all that other, whatever.
But just like, no, you don't, you don't get to just decide it's, we go by five.
Yeah, sorry, that's just a new rule.
Like, that's a pretty big thing to just be like, nah, whatever, man.
You know what I mean?
Well, and it's weird because now we're going to need more nickels, and to create a single nickel costs 13.8 cents.
Right?
So, fiscally, we're going to be spending more money to get rid of the pennies?
I don't.
I don't understand.
Now, here's what I think is going on.
There's got to be something I don't understand.
I just think that probably the pennies that exist will still get to use, right?
They're not taking them out of circulation.
No, no.
They're just not going to make any more.
Yeah.
So now...
What?
Yeah.
How is that going to work?
What are you looking at?
Because there's places that will fire your ass if your drawer at the end of the day is short three cents.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm not exaggerating.
If your drawer doesn't match with the till says...
If you get done with you today and you're supposed to have $300 and $86 cents and you have $300 and $80?
Mm-hmm.
You'll get fired.
Oh, that's terrible.
And then you lose your job because you do.
your job?
Like, you know what I mean?
I'm sure they're going to have to come up with something for that,
but like,
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I get that it's probably a drive to make us cashless,
like we want to be a cashless society,
but I don't necessarily love that.
Because that means you can track me wherever I go and you can track my purchases.
Sometimes I want to buy things in cash.
Or just, sorry, it's monies.
It's monies.
You have to take legal tender.
I'm sorry that I have my money.
I don't know you want me to do.
This is the system you came up with.
You know, like, no, no, cashless now.
I wasn't trying to do anything else.
I was using what you guys gave me, though.
And I've been putting these pennies up my ass for years.
I've got so many ass pennies.
I mean, what am I going to do with the mouth?
The amount of ass pennies that we're firing out there.
Yeah, Ken says in the chat, the government has issued no guidance on the elimination of the penny whatsoever other than stopping to make it.
Right.
I mean, that sounds about right for the government.
Right.
But that's what I mean.
Like, this is a pretty big deal.
Yeah.
To be like, hey businesses, free reign to do whatever you want.
Round of the near five.
Like, what?
Yeah, they've given no guidance.
So I don't know what we do, man.
Yeah.
Like, if you want to use cash, you got to use cash.
People are allowed to use cash.
There's people that only use cash.
Yeah.
They don't want to be cashless.
And they shouldn't have to.
Like, you should have to accept the money.
This is our money.
It's my money.
Yeah.
If I want to pay in pennies, I can pay in pennies.
I can only understand the other way around.
If like, you know, because something like, I mean, I had access to it,
but something like a sputacular stroll when I was just doing my little business.
The internet was down for a little bit.
Yeah.
I could not take the other stuff.
I could only take cash, you know what I mean?
So you can't be like, no, sorry.
Imagine that.
No, internet's down.
I can't take cash.
I know that it's, this is going to sound really conspiratorial.
And like I've got, you know, my tinfoil hat on.
I don't like as an American being able to be tracked all the time.
And when it's cashless, you have to scan a card all the time.
And then somebody knows where you are and what you're buying.
And then that goes into a database.
I don't love that.
I don't love that we're in, you know, a surveillance society.
I get it.
I don't like as much, but I am almost opposite where I like it.
I like that Google tracks me everywhere I go.
I like that all of my, I go into those settings and tailors.
my ads or whatever, so everything I see.
I love scanning my phone and my car and I love the convenience of it,
but I love the option that I don't have to do that.
Yes, but I don't want, I don't need them to know that at 2.27 p.m., we know you were,
but how do you know that?
Right.
You scanned your car.
And then all that information goes to Palantir and they put me in a database and they can
track and target me or whatever it is.
I don't love it.
And I know that's more conspiratorial than you wanted to get on a Thursday morning, but listen.
Don't worry.
If they wanted to kill you, all they would.
do is just infiltrate your
award-winning morning show with someone
and earn your trust and while he slowly
poisons you over the course of 10 years.
Wait what? What is
going on? What just happened?
Sorry, what happened? Listen,
I think there's going to be pennies around for a while
because they're still going to be in circulation,
then they'll just kind of go away, I guess.
I don't know. I don't
own a business that works in cash, so it doesn't
affect me, I guess, as a way it affects you guys.
What am I going to drop
in the top at the Taco Bell and try to land it on one of those shelves.
Yeah, right?
And try to win a soft taco.
Right?
What am I going to do?
You know?
What am I going to throw in the wishing well and wish for a happy birthday?
I hope I have the best birthday ever and I throw it in.
Boom.
I used to wish that I hope none of my family ever dies.
But then that fell because my nanny died and a lot of my grandma dies.
So these wishing ones didn't even work.
Why are you laughing at me?
I'm sorry.
I hope my family never dies.
and then I'd throw my penny in
in the wishing well.
You didn't make wishes?
It's the most innocent thing.
And then I hope that I didn't throw up today.
I hope that my family never dies
and I don't throw up today.
Wish.
And then I threw my penny in.
I didn't throw up today.
I didn't throw up yesterday.
So it's working.
Something's working there.
You know what I was making wishes?
I did.
Pat Lucas wish for rollerblades with his penny.
Penn, do you get those rollerblades, Pat?
You can't at least rollerblades?
Mm-hmm.
One of us has on.
I mean, I know that my family, like, will eventually get old and die,
but in that day, I didn't want them to get, I didn't want him to die.
You're just going for right then.
You're like, not long term, but just today make everything.
Yeah.
Sarah says, Josh, I wished for that, too.
I thought I was the only one.
Oh, man.
No, when you're an anxious kid, you have to wish for weird things.
But then sometimes I'd have selfish wishes where I'd be like,
I hope I have a great Christmas.
Then I throw the penny.
I'm sure mine was all wrestling figures.
Yeah, I hope I get all, go get flipp it.
Yeah.
KB.
Toyson.
Yeah.
Cousin' jas, you've been stopping by more wishing well.
Right.
A lot of cousin J's families died.
So you weren't wishing enough, Jay.
You weren't wishing.
Oh, man.
Pat Lucas.
I wish mom and dad would stop fighting.
Wish.
Blink.
Y' aw, what are your guys wishes?
What did you wish for, bud?
Nothing.
Aw.
I don't wish for anything.
What else did I used to wish for?
I never wished for like a puppy because I didn't really care about having a puppy.
No, I can't remember.
It was mostly I don't want bad things to happen.
Every day I go through life, I expect all of the worst things to happen every day.
The worst news, the worst sicknesses, the worst illnesses, the worst, everything happens every day.
Get your ass over to, I don't even know where there's enchanted forest.
They still have a wishing well.
Right next to Paul Bunyan.
It's the only wishing well I know of still.
Really? Yeah.
It's like a pond.
It's it. Destiny doesn't have anything anymore.
No, there's nothing in there.
What kind of Wishingwell situation do we have in Central New York right now?
Do we have any other places I can go make wishes?
What's our upstate New York wishing well situation only?
I threw my wish in a well.
I'll ask but I'll never tell.
Wait a minute, though.
What is our wishing well situation in the Central New York area?
I'm concerned now.
Does Sanger Town Square Mall have one?
Is this why everything's gone to hell?
It's because we're not able to make wishes.
Do I need to open an independent wishing well?
Jesus is being overloaded.
He's got nowhere.
That was like his spam folder that he could check at his own free will.
The wishing wells.
Now they're just going straight to him.
He doesn't have time to check all these wishes.
Sister says you're so worried about your health.
And instead of living a healthy lifestyle, you rely on a penny and wishing wheel.
Yes.
It's called a hack.
Yes.
That's what I do.
Loophole.
And I live a very healthy lifestyle.
Look at me.
Swan Pond in the Valley, Joe says.
You can't throw them in there because we saw that...
Oh, they'll eat them.
The zoo put that graphic photo up next to their pond
of the pennies inside of the stomach of the dead duck or whatever.
Okay, we got Sanger Town Mall still has a fountain,
and the Finger Lakes Mall still has a fountain.
Finger Lakes.
Yeah.
New Seagina.
Best CNY wishing wells.
Like, I'm only getting two.
I mean, that's pretty good, though.
Can I, I don't know that I can throw pennies in the fountain's downtown packs.
I definitely can't throw one in the Clinton Square fountain.
That'd be gone in a second.
If you're throwing money downtown.
We got all hit up a wishing well today.
You know what I'm saying?
We got a serious wishing well.
Whatever you're doing today.
Shorters, I'm going to open up.
It's here nearest wishing well.
When Cousin Jay and I finally open our indoor put-putt-put arcade extravaganza,
there will be an indoor wishing well there.
Well, yeah.
There will absolutely be one, okay?
Perfect.
315, 365, 100.
What's your favorite wishing well?
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Put missing people's heads.
for the rest of the day
because she references a wishing well
I like this song
I love this song
I don't care what he says
I wasn't looking for this
but now you're in my
skin we're showing
hard
Good morning everybody
Happy Thursday
Today's show brought you by
Wishing Wells
What's your favorite
Wishing Well
It's Praggers
Carly Ray Jepson
Is she?
Yep
I don't know who her husband is
but she's got a baby in the butt
This guy
Bair
Oh
Oh, did he finally call her?
Yeah.
Got a hold of her.
Wouldn't it be crazy if this was the mirror song to that creepy guy?
To creepy, hey there, Delilah.
Like, hey there, Delilah, he wrote the song about the girl that he was in love with
and she wanted nothing to do with him.
Yeah.
But then Carly Ray Japson said, here's my number, call me maybe, and then he does.
It was her this whole time.
He didn't know that she really loved him.
Mm-hmm.
And she's really sexy, too.
She's good-looking.
So congratulations to that fella.
She was.
who got to do the sex with her?
She was here, right, right?
Right before it got big, I think maybe.
I can't remember.
Did she do like...
I can't remember if she did a fair thing or not.
Oh, that would sound about right.
That'll sound about right.
Oh, that's not who I thought.
She was at all.
Nice, Gary.
Here's my number.
Let's make a baby.
And then they did.
Oh, my God.
And then they did.
Guys, Cocoa Puffs tonight, 7 o'clock.
Here, there's my number.
On Twitter.
Don't even care.
Don't even care.
You can just sign us.
All of the stuff.
That's going to just call the studio.
Oh, I did the wrong one.
You did the wrong one.
Whatever.
Hey, for long as time, I didn't know there were two.
We had two.
Yeah, we got two.
Yeah.
Tonight, seven o'clock on our Twitch channel.
Cody will go live.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
With all your favorite products.
You know what I'm saying.
And don't worry.
We'll try to get wrapped up in time for.
What is it?
What's tonight's game?
Oh, balls.
Where is it?
Troy.
Troy at, at Old Dominion.
Troy's got to go in.
They got to go to.
Old Dominion country.
They think that Troy's just going to march into the SB Ballard Stadium, Northfolk, Virginia.
I don't think so.
It ain't happening.
You're going to need a Trojan horse, Troy.
Wow.
Woo!
Catch the fever!
That's a real smart reference he just made.
I hope that you guys are smart enough to catch what he's throwing down,
because that's school right coming out of his brain.
I learned.
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Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it'll be, I forgot to look.
Maybe it'll be snowing or, I don't care.
You can jail on it a lot.
It'll be fun to watch you.
Fantasy football time.
You're getting close to the playoff.
So, you know, you get Drake May.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of that for tonight.
Implications.
Speaking of THC, a bunch of you have messaged me asking me about the big
beautiful bill.
Scratching my neck and the, it doesn't.
Nervousness.
From what I understand, it is trying to roll back.
Okay, so I'll explain what I understand.
candidates. If you remember back in 2018, the farm bill allowed for hemp derived THC products,
meaning if you used enough hemp, you could get THC, Delta 9 out of it, essentially, or Delta
8, or like all the other stuff that we were dabbled in back then. This, I think,
adjust to that provision. And there's some, I don't understand the whole thing. I read the bill
yesterday, but it was like, THC cannot be more than 0.3 per package or something.
It's, it's asinine. It's more prohibition. It's stupid. But I don't believe it affects New York
State cannabis because ours isn't hemp-derived. Yeah. But I also don't know what they're doing
because it was kind of snuck in there. Yeah, it was weird. So you never know. Regardless of what
it does to us in New York State, millions of people are going to lose access to in other states.
Federally legal hemp-derived THC. And a lot of it.
lot of people are going to lose their jobs. So it's stupid and it sucks.
For no other reason. For no reason.
People being uneducated as F.
They don't understand what it is.
I don't know. It's stupid. I don't think that the government should dabble in that.
No, it's just, again, it's the, it's the.
Anyone has a better explanation, please let me know.
The rich old white guy that is opposed to it hasn't gotten his palms greased enough
or where he is hasn't seen the kickback from the taxes.
because look how opposed this whole area was in Jersey and New York and everything was to weed.
All of a sudden you see Jersey made it legal and got one little bit of a kickback in on the taxes.
Get that money.
And say, hey, New York, look how much of money we're getting back in taxes.
Yeah.
That's just the other places haven't seen that yet.
And once those rich old people get a little taste of that, then they all change their minds.
Yeah.
And I saw a lot of theories of like, you know, is the, because obviously, you know, liquor consumption is at a low because of cannabis.
misconsumption going up.
So they're like, did the liquor lobby push for this?
Well, even if they did, the tariffs have stopped a lot of, like,
liquor has been in trouble too because of just stupid tariffs.
So no one's winning in this.
No.
The only part that concerned me as far as the New York State, and I'm lucky that's legal
here, is where it said that THC cannot be more than 0.3 per package.
I got ass already smarter than me in New York State if that's going to affect us.
Yeah, I don't remember.
Because the bill lists out a bunch of hemp.
Hemp derived, hemp derived, hemp derived that we all knew about.
But then...
Just say out of my business.
I'm not hurting anybody.
I'm doing a little cannabis.
It's not hurting anybody.
It's not the 20s anymore.
Your paper industry will be just fine.
Everything's fine.
Hemp's not going to take over.
We're not going to make her clothes out of hemp.
We're not going to be, you know, shotgunning blunts into baby's faces.
And what he's referencing is the reason that hemp was outlawed in the first place
is because was it the Hearst family or something?
somebody who owned a bunch of papers.
Yep.
It was...
Didn't want people to make hemp paper.
Because they made paper and it's just more corruption.
In my favorite one of these of like the Texas governors and all those people that were
showing you how harmful this stuff is and how he was putting all the things that he said
are going to be banned into a big bag.
And then one of the companies made like the governor special and all the stuff that he said
they put into a package.
It was very smart.
That's nice.
But what's hilarious is that they were talking about it and putting it down.
and talking about how bad it was,
and they were using the brand of hometown heroes,
which is a veteran-owned cannabis company.
Veteran-owned company.
It's so annoying.
They were putting on blast as dangerous.
Are you effing kidding me?
Yeah, dude.
It's so backwards.
The just stupidity of that part of it alone
should make people turn around.
The amount of people that have turned to cannabis
and left alcohol for their health.
It's like you should want people to have access to this stuff.
It's absolutely insane.
And of course people are going to lose their jobs.
It's all sucks and it's all stupid and dumb.
But that's as far as I understand.
If anyone is in the business and they understand how it's going to impact New York,
please text me or DM me.
Because the way I'm understanding it is attempt-derived stuff.
It's just rolling back those farm bill provisions from 2018.
I don't know what it does to the state of New York.
If anybody can help me understand that, I'd love to hear from me.
Hey, you guys coming down to the Wining Chocolate Festival.
I am.
I am. I want, I got to get that spice.
Oh.
I get the spice that I got a couple years ago.
The Wine and Chocolate Festival is coming up Saturday, November 29th at the New York State Fairground.
Sip your way through samples from New York State wineries and distilleries, plus holiday
shopping from local vendors.
On a shop local Saturday, limited tickets.
available right now at wine and chocolate festivals.com.
I love that because it happens right after Thanksgiving.
You probably got family in town.
Yep.
You're sick of them, right?
I mean, I won't tell them you're sick of them, but we know you're sick of them.
We know.
You want to get out of the house.
You're like, let's go to the wine and chocolate festival.
Get your tickets.
Just catch a buzz.
Catch a buzz.
Go to the wine and chocolate festival.
You'll be happy you did.
And even if you don't booze, you can shop.
There's a lot of good shopping.
Oh, dude, there's two, four, six, eight.
I mean, I can't even.
There's millions.
There's a lot of good shopping.
Did you see that, I'm not going to say it.
Because nobody knows what I'm talking about.
But do you see the Today Show is doing a thing where they put the microphone in the audience
and then the microphone then come talk to the people on Today Show like I did 20 years ago on a podcast.
Really?
Yeah.
Doesn't matter.
Let's talk about this.
Is that they're doing right now?
Yes, because they did it in a school and now like these shows are all doing it.
So they just leave it running and you just go up there like we tried to do with the phone?
Oh, I did it with a like.
Last year.
My podcast 15, 20 years ago.
Real nice.
I don't drink soda like I used to.
Even though sister claims I don't live a healthy lifestyle, I'm extremely healthy.
You're like a...
I'm an old Jane Fonda over here, bud.
I was trying to think of one of those old...
I was going to say Richard...
So I like a soda on occasion from time to time, but I'm a hydro homie.
I like my waters.
I like to stay hydrated.
Keep my organs flowing.
Gross.
But I guess Sonic.
is doing this thing in their latest ad campaign. I can't find the commercial, but they're like...
That's the commercial. That what I'm looking at right here. That's what I saw on the TV.
Where it's just you want to put stuff in your Coke, you can put stuff in your Coke.
It's called the Coke Your Way.
Coke Your Way. Yes.
The options I see on this is you would get a Coke.
You can put... Now, a few of these sound pretty good.
Cherry fruit, lemon fruit, lime fruit, strawberry fruit, pickles, or holopoe peels.
Pinos in it.
Oh, okay.
Do you have more options now?
I just, first from the commercial, they have, they pour a coconut cream into it.
So I don't know what that is, but it's an ice cream place.
So I'm assuming it's just whatever they use for their Pena Colada drink.
It looks gross, but that's kind of the only one I think I would want to try.
I'm looking at a Reddit thread.
Has anyone tried the new, the new promo for a free Coke your way every day until December
28th. I did, this person did cherry and vanilla. It was pretty good. That's regular. Come on.
I did coconut with cherry and vanilla yesterday. It was fantastic. Okay. They went a little bit different.
Okay. But still, let's hear a. They did a random Scorpio drink. Is that the jalapeno one?
Okay. That I don't, I'm not, I don't have interest in that. Because I know people put pickles in
their soda. That I tried. And that Dr. Pepper. That one wasn't, it wasn't my jam. I know people
liked it, but, eh. Halapeno is a thing? Maybe down.
South in the South and Southwest they like to do that.
I don't want that. I don't want
jalapinos in my drink. I don't want spicy
Coke. No, no thank you.
I'm sure people do like it though.
But what are they offering? Anybody who's
anybody done this? Let me try this over at Sonic.
Because in the commercial it was like
anything you want.
Yeah. Just don't. Like a hot dog?
I put a hot dog in there. I'm saying don't. How many hot
dogs have you had today?
I'm starving. That's the problem.
Your body's eating itself.
I can't find this commercial that you see.
You were just on it.
It was just a still photo.
Oh, really?
Type in Sonic Soda Halapeno commercial.
And I clicked to the second one that says Facebook, add age.
All right, here it is.
Let me see.
That's all I saw the commercial was.
Ooh, from Sonic with endless flavor combinations to make it yours.
Create a Coke your way.
Any size, any flavor.
Free for a limited time.
Only it's Sonic.
Live free.
Eat Sonic.
So I guess if you use the app, you get free Coke, it's not.
I assume you have to pay for the Coke, but then the topping is free,
because there's no way you just get a free drink and put whatever you want and give you for free.
So I don't know, though, I don't know.
Has anybody done this?
All right, let me know what's going on there.
Because I want that, that coconut one doesn't sound bad.
You like coconut stuff, yeah.
But I don't want it to be, I'm picturing, because I don't like textures for some things,
and I'm picturing like a thick inside of a soda.
I already don't like the texious.
texture of Coca-Cola. I know maybe that's
me being a Tylenol
American. I don't like the thickness of it.
Like, I can taste...
Like, I can taste the syrup and coke.
Yeah. That's why I like Pepsi. Even though it's sweeter,
I like Pepsi better.
Yeah. I gotta drink a soda. It's gonna be a Pepsi or a
Sprite. That's what you's my go-to. Well, then Sonic
ain't for you, Mr. Man.
Let me know if anyone's tried the combos.
Cocoa Puffs tonight.
Yeah.
Seven o'clock. Of course, 7 p.m. I know a lot of you have not
caught on to our darkness hours yet, as Cody at 815 last night.
It was 8.07.
807.
807.
I was going to say, what?
Yeah, 7 o'clock.
Once we enter the darkness, we shift to darkness hours.
So 7 o'clock today on our Twitch channel, of course, all the stuff we can't talk about
on the radio, presented by East Coast Emeralds, Joe's buds, and sweetgrass.
Yes.
More like six or seven.
You're like six or seven, bro.
Yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Talking about Dallas Cowboys?
That's not Monday night.
So we got some time.
We can talk about it before.
Yeah, you're at Monday night football this week.
Dals and the Raiders, big.
You think YouTube and Disney haven't been able to come to an agreement yet.
Wait till they get people clamor for Raiders and Cowboys.
Yeah, this is going on longer than I expected it to.
I don't think it's ever going to be remedied now.
I think it's because they want different,
they want to do what we've been talking about.
And I think they're not backing down from that yet.
They're going on.
We're talking about Disney not being available on YouTube TV anymore.
They gave me $20 back.
That's hilarious.
Isn't that enough?
Because you know what's funny?
I think what's getting people right now is there was the first, I think,
real big hit this Monday night because people pay,
I'm exaggerating just the littlest bit
$500
Yeah
For the NFL direct ticket whatever
Every game
Not if your game is being taken away
Because I didn't think about that
Billionaires are crying
Because that what is it
That Sunday ticket
But it's not Sunday ticket
But it's everything
And you get $500
And you get every game
All of them
That's the whole
Because my kid asked for it
And I was like
Not for $500 or not
Right
So the
And that's
Those are two big fan bases
You don't want
want to piss off would be a Packers fan base and an Eagles fan base.
Yeah.
But we'll see.
It's just,
it'll happen sooner than later.
It's just going to be,
I don't know.
And you can just go old school and get ABC over the air.
Put an antenna on your TV.
And there are different,
you can get like,
depending on,
I just need it this weekend.
Hulu has that.
You can pay,
I forget what it is for three days.
Uh-huh.
And sling offers day passes.
Where you can get, it's like five or six bucks.
And it's all whatever.
I mean, I get it because Disney owns Hulu and they want everybody to go to Hulu.
And this is a bargaining chip they can use.
They get everybody to go to Hulu.
So that's what I think they're trying to do.
They want everybody on their Hulu live.
So they're trying to be like, this is where all the sports are.
But not everybody.
It's not working.
It's not.
Well, we have that too.
Yes, we know.
We already know Hulu Live has sports.
That's trying to be like we're taking the channels off a spectrum.
That way you switch over to Verizon.
You're not aware of Verizon Fios.
No, we are all aware of Verizon Plius.
We're all aware of Hulu Live.
So we'll see.
What are the Cowboys playing Monday?
Raiders.
So we're the losers in that situation, right?
Yeah, you got, yeah, unless you're a Cowboys or Raiders fan, you're going to win.
The rest of America is the losers.
Again, though, we were talking about it last week.
The Cowboys go on this stretch now where they're on primetime games for every day for the rest of the year, I feel like.
Because that's, no matter what, you love them or hate them.
They get the best ratings for a reason.
I think a lot of people hate watching the Dallas Cowboys.
There are, there's not a bigger ratings draw than watching the Cowboys lose.
People love it.
They love it more than anything.
They can say, ah, God, why are they on TV again?
I hate it.
You hate it, but you're watching it because they're watching them lose.
That is.
old stern remedy. They want to see what the cowboys will screw up next? Yeah.
I mean, and I get it. As a Cowboys fan, I understand that.
Well, let's talk good things as the other side of this. We were. We were talking the Cowboys.
No, this will talk to the Red Cross. We have Lisa and Caitlin. Hello to both of you.
Hi, good morning.
So, tell me about the real heroes. I said campaign. You said, what is it?
Celebration. The real heroes celebration. Tell me how this got started and what we're doing here going forward.
Well, Lisa might know better at how it actually got started, but I've been involved with it for about six years now.
And why it's such an special event is that it's individuals that have done an act of heroic service within the Red Cross's footprint, which is, well, at least to say all the counties.
But individuals can nominate individuals on their own.
And then we select the heroes.
Okay.
out of with a committee with a ton of volunteers.
And it's just very, it's very, it's an event that almost always brings me to tears.
So it's just a really special day.
And it's a week from today at the Syracuse Hotel at 12 o'clock.
And it is a fundraiser.
We'll get into that here in a moment.
But I guess, Lisa, tell me about the footprint of the Red Cross.
I know that, you know, people in our community may need help this time of year or all year long.
So what does the Red Cross do here in our community?
So, of course, we're the American Red Cross.
So our footprint of the Red Cross is all over the United States.
However, for this chapter, which is central and northern New York,
and I'm the executive director for the chapter, it is eight counties.
So I represent eight counties from Anadagia County to Herkimer and all the way up to Canada.
So this event actually represents that footprint.
And we, as Caitlin said, we ask people to submit names.
And just to give you an idea, there are four high school kids.
I want to call them kids.
I'm old enough.
I'm old enough.
That are being recognized because they were coming back from a prom and found someone in distress
and pulled over and saved their lives.
Oh, my goodness.
It's really, that's what this event is about.
It's really about celebrating the people in the community that have stepped out of their
comfort zone to help somebody else, whether they've given CPR, you know, one of the officers,
you know, saved a baby that was being born.
The cord was wrapped around its neck.
So they're heartwarming stories.
And for us, it's a way to celebrate those people to remind everybody that everybody can be a hero.
But it's also for us to raise funds because the mission of the Red Cross is supported by the communities.
That's how we do what we do.
And we respond to about three disasters every single day, which for us.
Oh, my goodness.
Every day.
Every day.
So for us, that's usually home fires.
Okay.
And when you think about a home fire, it's usually in the middle of the night.
People leave their home.
They don't have shoes on.
They don't have their wallets.
They don't have their medications.
Kids are in their pajamas.
So the Red Cross is there to help them through those first days to support them to make
sure they have a safe place to stay, that we can help them in many different ways and
then connect them to resources in the community.
So that's what we do every single day.
But we also respond across the country.
I personally have responded to disasters.
I was down for Milton, for Halene.
I was in Kentucky this past year.
you know, we go all over.
So our organization is run by volunteers, 90% of the workforce are volunteers.
But we really need the support of the community to make sure we're here to give hope to the people that need it.
How much of the funding comes from the American Red Cross in this community comes from the community?
100% of it.
We have a mandate by the federal government to do what we do.
Okay.
However, they do not pay us to do what we do.
Wow.
So we have to rely.
the communities across the country.
And for us, the way to do that is, again, to recognize heroes in our community, but also
raise much needed funds.
So let me ask you quick before we get to the event itself.
So if someone is in a need for the Red Cross, do they reach out to you?
Do you reach out to you?
How would that work if someone is in need?
So there's a few different ways for a home fire.
We are contacted by emergency management, Fire Chiefs, 911 Center, and ask to come.
So we don't just show up.
We don't have people driving around looking for fires.
We are asked to come and help out.
Here in the city of Syracuse, we actually respond to many other fires as well because we support the fire department.
Okay.
You know, we give them water and Gatorade and that kind of thing, so it's not just home fires.
But people can call our 800 number.
They can go to our website, and you can refer somebody.
So we try to make it as easy as possible, and we will help anyone that has.
has been facing a disaster.
We don't discriminate.
We're here for everyone, regardless of who you are.
That's amazing, and it's done all with our donations.
So how can we donate?
Caitlin, we'll start with this event coming up next week.
Tell me about it.
Yeah, absolutely.
So we're about 94% to our goal.
Okay.
And we can reach 100% of our goal by individual ticket sales.
Okay.
So you can go follow us on social media,
and then as well as red cross.org,
going to the event section,
and there is an area to click some individual tickets.
So, you know, we're really excited.
We actually moved the date up this year to kind of kick off the holidays.
Okay.
Usually we do it the second week of December.
And so I'm really excited because, you know, I love it when we get to kick off the holidays and we're going to do it with this event.
Yeah, and it's nice to have some good news and to shine some weight on people that have been good in our community, you know?
You feel like it's all negative all the time.
So this is fantastic.
So, all right, what's the website?
People can obviously get tickets to this, but then we can donate throughout the year to the American Red Cross, correct?
Correct.
You can call us.
You can give on online.
You could give in social media.
You can stop by the office.
There's many, many ways to give.
And especially at the end of the year, giving, you know, is always very helpful and needed.
So when people are planning on how they give donations, just think of the Red Cross.
It's just Red Cross.org.
You can hit our region, which is Red Cross.org slash Eastern New York.
Okay.
But Redcrest.
dot org is all you have to remember.
And the 800 number is Red Cross.
You know, 1,800.
Red Cross.
All right, perfect.
Listen, this is a great event.
Thank you for doing what you do in our community.
Yes, thank you.
Obviously, our links are being posted in our chat right now.
If you guys want to get direct links to all of this, get your tickets for this event.
Again, when and where is it?
What time is it at?
It's going to be at 12 o'clock next a week from today at the Syracuse Hotel.
So Syracuse Hotel next Thursday at noon.
Yes.
Caitlin Alisa, thank you so much for coming and thank you for all of you do.
Cody's got a Triskin a week problem.
No, but I love that box.
He's eating a box a week.
He loves a bark.
Can I'm just standard triscuits are here?
No, cinnamon brown sugar.
Great for holiday treats, bro.
That's more of a sweet than a savory.
I told you my wife accidentally bought the jalapeno.
So they weren't that bad.
I'm going to give that a try.
Did they do a cheddar trisket?
They're like a cheese it version?
No, yes, but no, it's not so much like that, but I didn't really like it.
You're the only person I know who likes triscuits?
Their flavor ones are...
Exactly, Nebraska.
Tertriscuits, when you want to eat wicker for your furniture.
Their flavor ones, they're not so good.
Like, they get it good, and then it's like, instead of just doing like salt and vinegar,
it's like salt and basalmic, you know, whatever.
It's a weird where it's like, don't just do these normal ones.
I get it.
I don't really like them.
There's one that's a rosemary and sage or something.
Terrible.
Terrible.
They do like a sundry.
dried tomato probably in there. One of those, not a big fan. I like the, the little triangle
thin ones are pretty good for flavors, but they're not as triskety. They're a little triangle
and they're thinner. But I just, I'm a fan. Do you do like a slice of cheese on them ever?
I do, you know, if I'm having like cheese and crackers, I will try to, I like a trisket for it.
I like the round ones for cheese and crackers, but I do like a trisket. But no, lately it's been
just straight the cinnamon brown sugar.
I just house them dry.
Textline likes the cracked black pepper and olive oil ones.
See, that's what I mean.
Like, those are,
that one is good, but it's like,
like that was your,
that's what you came up with?
Cracked black pepper and oil?
Do you ever do a little dip with your triscuits?
Um, the, I tried.
A hummus maybe is good.
Oh, maybe.
No, not really,
but I tried the caramel dip,
um,
uh,
with the cinnamon brown sugar.
But I just like,
them regular. Like, you know how they say you don't go grocery shop and hungry? I break that
rule almost every day because there's a tops literally on my way home and I'm hungry when I
leave work and then I want to go in there and I will just buy the dumbest stuff. No, I do the same thing.
And I get sucked into it. But I just do it now. We deserve it.
My hard work paying off. It's right. It's Thursday. Damn right. If I want pepperoni and cheese,
I'll get pepperoni and cheese. Exactly. If I want those little mozzarella sticks wrapped a
rep in a piece of salami, I won't get them.
That world kind of exploded.
It did. It's like.
Every meat and cheese available.
Every meat.
Prisette, pros chute with some mozzarella.
They got a salami.
They got a pepperoni now.
Everything.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, listen, I know that I use Apple products.
I'm not proud of it because you're an Apple dollar.
I'm an Apple guy.
I just have them.
I use them.
I've got all the devices.
It's what I use.
But I can also recognize they're stupid.
Google iPhone Pocket.
Just Google it.
Type an iPhone Pocket.
As Apple is announced a new accessory called the iPhone Pocket.
I want you to describe to the audience what you're seeing there, Cody.
It looks like when you throw a baseball into a tube sock.
It's a tube sock.
How much you think that costs, Cody?
Don't look at a price if you see it.
How much do you think that costs?
20 bucks?
I don't know.
What's an accessory?
What's a pop socket thing or whatever?
So it is basically a long tube sock
with a little slit cut in it
so you can put your phone in it.
$230.
Like F you, Apple.
F you do.
Wow.
That's so stupid.
They love taking advantage of the fact that people.
I mean, I get it.
It's some free market.
You can just not buy it.
But also like AFU.
That's, they take advantage.
of the fact that people are like, you got to have an Apple product.
That's not, like, that does not cost you $230 to make it.
It cost you a dollar to make, whatever that is.
Wow.
It's an iPhone knitted pouch or pocket.
You can sling around your shoulder, hang on your arm or wrap around your waist.
I mean, like a purse or something that we already have, or ladies have, or pockets?
Remember what I came back from from that show and I wanted the little belt buckle one?
Would you get if it was still $230?
No, I would not pay, I would not pay $30 for that.
Two sizes, one with a small strap for $150 or the large one for $2.30.
All of you crafty broads out there could make this in a,
10 of them in an afternoon, you'd make 10 of them.
You'd make ton of these.
Put them on.
Yeah, exactly.
Now Breck is right.
Craft fairs are about to be lit with these stupid things.
Yup.
Like, I can't, I can't defend this, Apple.
No.
I think your products are all overpriced as is because they're like boutique or,
niche or whatever, but you're going to charge people $230 for a cut sock.
That's crazy.
To what?
Because I don't want to use my pocket for my phone or a lady doesn't want to use a purse or bag?
I mean, I also hate it.
I hate put my phone in my pocket.
I hate it.
But certain people won't let me use a belt clip for my phone.
Certain people.
All?
You mean all in your life?
Have an opinion across from me here that I can't just put a big old belt clip on there.
You know what?
I would say yes, go ahead, but I was backed up by your vacation packing this summer
where your kids vetoed the F out of it as fast as they could.
And I think back to that vacation and how much more flexible I would have been
without having a big phone in my pocket.
I could have been moving better.
I could have been walking faster.
Nope.
A big old holster right there.
He's going to do it.
He's going to put that clip right on there.
It is very stupid.
I can't defend it.
I think that a lot of you crafty people should just start making it.
making knockoffs and selling about your craft fairs.
It's nothing more than a knit sock where you put your phone into it.
It's not genius.
It's not smart.
Nope.
Apple used to be the pinnacle of design.
It's not even a good design.
It just looks stupid.
And then is that the one where the guy died and now they're scrambling, probably looking
through his old notebooks to be like, well.
Anything.
Steve Jobs died a while ago, but the designer was Johnny Ives who had all the envision.
Yeah.
And Johnny I left for more money.
I forget where he works now.
Is he at Matta like everybody else?
Mint Mobile.
He used to, like, Steve Jobs wasn't a good design guy.
Like, he had an all right idea for it.
Just look at him.
He wasn't a design guy.
Johnny Ive was the design guy.
And then Johnny went and took a better job somewhere else.
Now we're making socks.
Yes.
Let's not forget our big Thanksgiving hangover show is coming up.
Friday after Thanksgiving, we will go live at Bagelicious and Baybury Plaza for the big baloney bonanza.
Oh, I've got some ideas.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Are you going to make it so I don't want to eat it?
No.
You're not going to put stuff on I don't like, like onions and stuff?
Ew, no.
All right, good.
He's going to make me a bologna thing.
I got a little ideas.
I got ideas.
6 a.m. we go live over at Bagalicious, and we love it.
He stopped buying sauce.
Of course, grab some breakfast at Bagalicious.
If you're going out shopping or maybe family is in town,
maybe you bought too much for Thanksgiving the day before.
You want to bring some non-perishable food items.
Please.
Or cash donations, please.
Pretty please.
Bagelicious has already started collecting those.
So we've extended it through the whole month.
We want to take care of our people here in Central New York who have some food insecurity this month and any month.
As times are tough right now for people.
So we want to give back.
Come on out and see us or go to Baybury Plaza in Liverpool.
Anytime.
Stop by Bagelicious.
Drop it off.
Go get it.
Here's a world record I can get behind.
It's not a stupid one.
I mean, it is stupid.
All world records are stupid.
Hold on now.
It's the most bagpipers playing a song.
at the same time. Most bagpipers
piping. 375
bagpipers. Oh, no thanks.
This is going to be real out.
I was going to say one is enough when Jonathan
Davis does it. Performing
ACDCs. It's a long
way to the top.
Well, we love breaking a world record,
don't we? And there are
hundreds and hundreds of people here
from the public to watch this very special
moment.
Moment. We love breaking a world record, don't.
Mom, I'm Scottish.
Nine.
And I'm just sort of thinking this would be a bit of fun.
Towards the end of my career.
Go out with a bang.
This performer was 98 years young.
Previous record was 33 Piper's.
Get it out of there.
ACDC plays tonight in Australia.
And from the videos I've seen, you ain't missing much.
No, they got to hang it up.
Oh, folks.
Well, there are no red hot chili.
Piper's.
No, who is, though?
That's not true.
The red-out chili Piper's are.
Who's our Thursday night game again?
The Jets at the Patriots.
I think it's at
Tails on the Patriots.
I am.
The Patriots.
Oh, Paul, you're the Jets.
Oh, let's, oh, hold on.
It's actually, oh, hold on, let me see, Jets, Patriots.
It is, it's, oh, Paul's, I was hoping
it was at the Jets.
They have to flip again or else that wouldn't even make sense.
We will be live at IKEA next Friday morning for the...
No, I'm just kidding.
That is opening next Friday, dude.
Is it?
Wow.
People are excited about it.
I've never been to an IKEA, believe it or not.
I have not either.
And no offense, I don't give much hope to anything in that mall anymore.
Yeah, it's kind of broken my heart plenty of times.
You just can't, I mean...
My family has been to an IKEA in Sweden, but that was before I got to Sweden.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they went that week early, but...
I mean, I would go.
It looks cool.
I mean, I guess if you're going to get cheap furniture and save money, good for you.
I just don't know what the big.
I've been to Colts.
I've been to do about it is.
I've been to, I've been to Marshalls.
I've been to home goods on.
I know.
I know.
It's a big deal.
But do we not have the meatballs at this one?
Oh, they better have the things that they all talk about.
You're not going all the way to Rikee and not getting some meatballs.
All right.
Yeah, I want to get.
Guys, tonight you got to watch Cocoa Puff.
7 o'clock.
Don't forget.
Twitch.
Just dot TV slash Krox, CY, please.
Can you just do it already?
Please.
Please?
My mom says I can't do coca pops until I get my book report done, so.
I will, I promise.
I will get it done as soon as I get home.
I already started my diorama.
I did it in study hall.
God.
Joe's buds, sweet grass, and East Coast Emerald to bring us that show tonight at 7 o'clock.
All right.
Let's jump into our gaming stream.
We'll do Jets at Patriots.
Bats is up.
You want to place your bets right now?
I'm the Patriots.
He's the Jets.
Strike that reverses.
I'm the Patriots.
I'm Derek M.
Can't wait to do Derek May stuff with the Patriots?
Justin Fields.
Is he any good?
No, I even knew he was the Jets guy.
You tricked me for a second.
Who's the Patriots quarterback?
Derek May.
Is he going to good?
Do I keep saying the wrong thing?
Drake May.
I don't want to call him Derek.
I like Derek better than Drake, to be honest with him.
I don't know anybody named Derek.
You do Harry Dinkin here's name Derek.
Oh, look, that's I.
That's the one Derek you know.
Derek is your quarterback.
All right.
Derek May is your quarterback.
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