The Show - POOL SNACKS

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

Coming off a pretty good weekend with Josh on parking, music, queso & portable toilet duty. Dude gets stuck up a gas station sign. The future of concerts is Josh watching from his house. What’s your favorite pool meals? Plus so much more.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Dumbies Happy Money! We're having Wagoo beef?

I heard a Wagyu. How long? Monday, July 27, 2007, 226 year of our Lord and Savior. K.K. says Griff gave us a little plug last night at Five Finger. What do you say? That's what I said. He did the intro. How handsome we are and how nice and... That's what I'm saying. I don't imagine, yes, he said. How physically attractive we are and how athletic we are. Is that what he said?

Yep. We're probably not there tonight. Because, no, last night. Because we're probably doing sex to many later. while dunking basketballs. Oh, on our big boats. That's what he said. Exactly. Sorry, Tosh and Cody couldn't be here tonight because their dunking basketballs on their big boats while doing sex to supermodels.

Their yachts are out on the water with their supermodel sex lady friends and the dunkin basketballs while catching touchdowns from Joe Montana. Wow, from boat to boat. That would have been accurate. That's exactly what I was doing last night as a matter of fact. Yeah. So he was right about the. that. Just saying,

Ahoy, hoy everybody. I was five finger last night. Good. You guys have fun? The pictures looked cool. It looked fun. Like their stage

setup is neat. I like all, I like screens and fireworks and stuff. Was that our last rock show at the amp? Does any more rock this summer? Just Billy I don't know. I like Billy Idol. I know you do.

Are you going to that? He's not so much rock. Go see. I don't want to go through all that. I know, just to see your boy, Billy, I don't... Probably not in the best. Do we have other rock shows coming up? I should probably know that as the guy on the rock radio station.

I'm trying to wreck my brain. I don't think there's anything. Mm-hmm. There might be, I mean, there's some random, like, spack. O. T.K. said that he said that we were a great show to listen to watch on Twitch. Well, thank you. Oh, thank you. I saw that he posted a photo last night.

Well, Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson's August 30th at the Daryland Lake. All right, yeah, so I'm not the amphitheater, but okay, got you. Yeah. I posted last night, I saw him, I saw him posing with listeners. I said, you're going to want to go home and take a vinegar bath because if you've got his pheromones on you and you're not looking to conceive this week. Oh, I didn't even think of that. You're going to naturally, once you get Griff's pheromones on you, you're going to naturally, and you're not even going to know it. That's dangerous.

It's kind of like, um, It's kind of like a subliminal thing. It's like a psalm. It's a subliminal thing. You walk through it. This distance. Yeah, it's dangerous. Is even, who.

And especially if you, your lady got near him last night. She's going to feel the need to procreate just because the pheromones got on him. You ever wonder why the tent is where it is when you see us there? It's got to, we got to have him that far back. Yeah, you got to be downwind. From the people. It's just for safety reasons. Yeah, it's like Sex Panther, Lottie.

Exactly right. You get anywhere near your grip, you're going to have the pheromones on you, and then you're going to feel the need. And then we're over. To feel the need to procreate. It's just science. We can't understand it. Oh, who booked that?

What, what is it? Pitbull is the first day of the fair? Oh, pit bull at the amp is the first. Oh, my man. Pit bull sells a lot of tickets, doesn't he? Yeah. D. He's wicked popular.

I don't know. He's got a ton of hits. I just didn't know he sold that many tickets, but I guess he does. Not the first day of the fair. He's one of those guys where you start playing his songs. I bet I start going, oh. Sexie landing on a fire it up. Oh, is that him?

No, that's not. Honestly, that's what I was singing in my head. Shake that thing, Miss God, I want to know. So then when you did it, I was like, oh, it is then. If I did it in my head. It's Mr. Worldwide. He's bald. Yeah, that was Sean Paul.

Yeah. Oh, maybe we'll get the world record for bald caps. Yeah, they already broke that. How was everyone's weekend? Good? Anything fun going on? What did you do this weekend? Let's see.

What did I do? Besides, obviously, multiple supermodels while dunking. Well, yes. And basketballs and catch-upers. That's kind of hung out. Went for lots of walkies. Nice. Went for...

It was a nice weekend. It wasn't too muggy. Went for a little drive action. And we're on one of those little stands, bakery stands we like. Oh, very nice. It just went like the long way around, like, I don't even know how to describe it. Like, you head towards Skinny Atlas Lake. And then once you get right at Skinny Atlas Lake, you veer heart.

left ahead, like, the long loop back to Autisco Lake. Oh, I like that drive. I like that drive. I like the drive where you get the skinny Atlas. You go past my closest nearest, dearest, dearest, best-est friend's house, whitesman, and then you just loop around the lake. I like doing that drive. Where you go to the bottom tip of it, then come back up the other side.

Yep. I want just a little bit past, like the little, like the city part there, just to let go, oh, look it all nice, and then turn around and went back. Yeah, it's nice. It's a cute little town. It's fun. Well, we're here on a Monday, guys. First Monday, well,

we're here this week, and then we're going to go away for a little bit, so don't freak out. But we're here this week, you got us all week. And then we're going to go away for a little while. You better make the best of it. Make it count. John Walsh is in town, apparently. He's going to do an announcement with the police department. Interesting.

About the sex offender registry. That's cool. John Walsh. I mean, not the, no. It's not cool. Guys, Cody just said the sex offender registry is cool. You guys clip that. Uh-oh.

John Walsh, you want to come down? We're up, bud. If you're awake, you're laying in your hotel room. Come on down. Those would be cool sound bites to have for future us. I forget what show was he America's most wanted? I think so. I don't remember exactly.

It was because his son was taken and wanted to find the killer. Yes, he wanted to find the killer. Very sad story. Well, John Walsh, if you're up, come on down, bud. Come on. We're here. We're live. I mean, don't.

come empty-handed, obviously. You're going to come down, bringing some pancakes or something from the hotel. Yeah, well, you go down to that. Oh, a continental breakfast, you say. Don't mind if I do. I don't know how you get up a gas station sign, but over the weekend in Wilmington, Illinois, maintenance worker. Oh, all right, so he was doing the maintenance on the sign.

Oh, literally. was trapped inside of a 130-foot-tall gas station sign. Like in the cartoons when they go up and like, they're stuck in a cup of coffee in a billboard or something like that. Oh, you know what I think of is the wizard with, give me, give me, Jimmy Woods. And they go inside that giant dinosaur. Yes.

Yeah. So it's like the movies. But that was probably awful for this guy. Yeah, not fun. The Wilmington Fire Protection District responded to the scene. I don't know why they'd give me the address. I don't live there. But thank you.

I'm not stopping by Lorenzo Road off Interstate 55. I'll be right down. They deployed... Perfect, thank you. Because he was so high up, they deployed a drone to talk to him. Oh, cool. He would signal thumbs up or thumbs down. A replacement boom lift was escorted from a nearby state.

He was lower to the ground just before 4 p.m. Wow. Go get them. A scissor lift thing or wherever. the hell from anywhere. A fire truck? Is that a myth? They have those ladders like you used to see when we were kids on our toys?

Can they just... No, those are real ladders. I watch a guy... A hundred foot ladder up there and scoop him. I watch a guy on TikTok who drives the ass end of that. Like, Kramer Good on Seinfeld. Go get him. Go get him.

No, this, he was stuck up on one of those, like, you know, when you're driving down... Yeah, like the... Like the highway and it's the super tall signs. Yep. Like the Cracker Barrel sign around here or wherever else. maybe something as prestigious as the Utica Tower, if you will, something that high. Something that high.

Another thing that people keep climbing. Everyone getting angry. Hey, get off of that tower. We have several Utica towers. I believe we're up to three now. Oh. I know the one on the way in that you see from like the Thruway. From the Thruway.

That one they... Is that the one everyone keeps trying to... They had to fence off, I think, because people are climbing. Yeah. Well, what do you expect? We're going to do Utica stuff. There's a Utica Tower there. Get off the Utica Shia!

Mm-hmm. So I've got a... a podcast from Houston explaining this Elam ending. Yeah, I've tried to read it. I don't, I can't, there's no way I can explain it. I don't understand it. The basic idea is that all of our games end on a made basket.

We don't play down to a clock. There's no buzzer beaters, but there is a made basket to end all 63 of these games. So the basic idea is at the four minute mark in the fourth quarter, so where the TV timeout typically happens. At that four minute mark, the game clock goes off. It turns off entirely. Okay.

You add eight to the team that's in front. and then that becomes your target score, and then the teams play to that target score. So as an example, if the score was 80 to 79, at that moment when the game caught goes off at the four-minute mark, the target score becomes 88, and the first team to 88 wins. Okay. So God forbid we just do it when the time runs out,

the team with the most points wins. Yeah, I mean, it's a fun because it does, this thing's got all sorts of different rules, and it makes it different. but I mean, I don't know. Yesterday, not for... I don't mess. What are you talking about?

For four minutes, if I've got 80, then the second you hit 88 points, it means you win. Yep. Because, I mean, it was cool to have Kentucky, no front of Syracuse fans, to have Kentucky, like, win on a dunk. Yeah, like you win on a basket. But that's also the same with, like, buzzer beaters. But, again, they're trying to do anything different because I think there's another tournament as well with other players, but not Syracuse ones. Syracuse players fell to the Kentucky team.

They fell apart. They did. They just started panicking. The Beheim, the boys. Just ice cold. Buddy, I don't think, made one in the last couple minutes. I don't know.

Yeah, the Kentucky team was also really big. Were they? Like, they had a lot of big dudes. So that's a wrap for that. But in also basketball news, Friday after we got out of here, LeBron James going to the Philadelphia 76ers for some reason. Like five minutes after we got to talk.

I know. Yeah, no, he likes the team, the players, the situation in Philly. He's playing for two more years, which are making him 43 years old. If anybody could do it, it's him. He's still, you know, he's a billionaire. Yeah. So he can go and get all that, like, rejuvenation stuff that players get. But as someone that really likes LeBron,

I just, all these teams, I'm still old school when it comes to, like I liked when they all hated each other. Right. And all wanted to, you know, be better than each other. And I liked when they didn't want to all be on the same team. And, you know, you play on like one, maybe two. Yeah, you like the K-fabe where it's like, no, we're not really friends behind the scenes. Yeah, yeah.

We really don't like each other. And we want to get out there and beat each other up. go up for a layup and you get knocked on your ass. So he's playing for two more years. People were asking in chat, why the Phillies over like the Knicks or something? Why not? He's got a connection with a couple of the players.

Their roster is. His agent has another player on there, I guess. Yeah, if they won't, not a good. If they stay healthy, they are a baller team. Mm-hmm. Like, they're real, really good. Really good. But, I mean, he would have,

that kind of wouldn't have been the situation really, So it was kind of like, all right, well, where do you want to see him go? Because it would have been cool to see him on the Spurs, maybe a little bit with Wembe. The Knicks probably would have been cool a couple years ago. I'd like to see him help then, not like just jump on now because probably, I don't imagine maybe Nick's fans now and be like, get down out of here. Yeah. We didn't need you then. I thought he was going back to Cleveland.

I was telling you, I thought he was going to Cleveland. Earlier, kid wants to go to another Knicks game. I was like, well, now they're champs. There's no way we can afford a ticket in the garden. Yeah. So we're going to go to Cleveland to see him. Now you'll be. Or Philly.

I'm not going to, now we can't go to Philly. I'm going to get a ticket to a Philly next game. Unfortunately, it'll be expensive, especially. I wouldn't be shocked if they make it. Because I don't know how many times I play,

but I bet one of them I bet would be like a Christmas game. Is CNY Central Glitching Out or is at our television? Because I'm having a stroke in here right now. Oh. Oh, it's them. Twitch. They don't put up those. It's like freaking out.

And it's a major distraction. I didn't, wasn't even looking at it for once. Now I'm. I can't stop working it. Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins.

You know, because they'll... Be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins... Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right. Can we go to the hospital now?

The contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX. Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. The answer your question, Cody, where seagulls come from, I think that you found that answer. They just kind of, what did you say? An early dinosaur period, 30 to 33 million years ago, that's not dinosaurs, in France, in some deposits in Nebraska. How'd they get to Nebraska though, but.

Right? Well, everything was connected. Well, what I'm reading here is it says that, like, as annoying as seagulls are, they're like the best. How do I say this without sounding like seagull propaganda? They're the best at being birds, meaning they've adapted to fly long distances. They're amazing scavengers. Yeah. They build great nests, very similar to pigeons.

But they're so stupid. So stupid and so annoying. They're so stupid. They're not as worse as geese. You think they're worse than geese? No, I would say geese. Geese are worse than seagulls? Geese, seagull.

and then I feel bad saying pigeon because again, we did it. Yeah, we did that to the pigeons. But now they're dirty. You can't touch them. Seagulls, I would say, it depends on the year. I mean, it depends on the time of the year. Up in Oswego, you're damned if you do, damn, and you don't.

In the summertime, you're annoyed by seagulls, and the fall time and spring, you're annoyed by geese. Because every stupid kid out there is throwing them. They're French fries from McDonald's. Yeah, yeah. So the seagulls are eating all their, food from the loop. Yep.

These geese got to make their pit stop before they fly over Lake Ontario. And you just... Or I mean, they just flew over Lake Ontario. So... Everything. They're like, we'll just stop here for a minute and take a dump on everything and attack you as you walk to class. Big, huge horse-sized dumps.

And they're mad at you. You're in their way for some reason. They're furious. You can be neat. You flew here, Siegel. I didn't do this to you, uh, geese. I don't want anything to do with you. You're 30 feet away.

Stay over there. I don't care if you got babies. I don't care about your babies. I want nothing to do with you, Canadian goose. I never did. But if I had to, I would 100% uppercut a goose. Yeah, people like to fight the geese. I am a harder, I am very much at a, like, a shortness level where one of those

frickers come up to me and does a little stick your neck out. My little ass will uppercut you and no one's going to say anything. I'd be like, I'm still little. I'm defending myself. I've told the story many times. And when I was in college, I literally ran over a Canadian goose with my car and it popped back up and stared me down. He was like, that's all you got?

That's the best you got? They're just so dumb as well. They're so dumb. But they're dumb and aggressive. They're dumb and aggressive. Yes. Yes. Which is a lot of people that we currently live with on this planet. They're just aggressive, but they're all so stupid.

They're mad about what they don't know what they're mad about. The poop. And then the poop. They just ruin soccer fields for kids all over the country. I don't know where it all comes from. You're making that all from grass? Right? From just eating grass?

Like, oh my God. Maybe you find a different food source. If all you're eating is grass and you're pooping out that much, you need nutrients from somewhere else, Mr. Goose. I think it's disproportionate, though, because think about it, they just made a big journey over Lake Ontario when they land. They got a big dump. Like, you ever take a big trip and then you get out of the car and you're like,

oh, I got a big one. I'm eating snacks. Not like 80 of them all day. Right, that stupid hiss. Yeah. Okay, I get it. Your tongue is an odd. shape.

You're in my neighborhood, Goose. I didn't ask you to come here. Come here and you're protected. 315, 364, 100. Yeah, they are protected here. Maybe you get back to Canada. You can be protected by here in the good old UF of A. I'm glad that y'all still enjoy your concerts.

Out of Five Finger last night. You're all out there. You're enjoying them. Lord knows I went to plenty of concerts this spring summer. All of which were sit-down concerts. I'm not standing anymore. But my new favorite trend in concerts is the live stream. Warp Tour streamed all weekend on Long Beach, California.

I saw they were on, like, Netflix or something or whatever it was. Prime. Yeah, there you go. You could just put on Prime. Yep. That was pretty cool. For an old, old man like myself, firing up just a live stream. I get to watch real big fish at home, dude.

Right, without it to do anything. I don't got to go anywhere. I don't got to interact with anybody. I'm not sweaty. I didn't at the park. Nope. Oh my God, dude. That's cool, though, that they're still doing some version of Warp Tour.

Yeah, I guess. So much fun when they were still doing the... It was fun. And I think there's like a new generation of people finding that music. It's just, yeah, it's hard to do all day fast. Oh, no, no. All summer long. No, man.

I watched real big fish. I watched Hot Mulligan. Yeah, there was a lot of people on that. I watched bowling for soup. I literally watched it from... when it started until I basically watched through Real Big Fish and then I was all set. That was it.

But I knew Jimmy E. World was on that stream. I think Save Ferris was on yesterday. Just a bunch of great show. Yeah, a bunch of great bands. And I was listening to Joel Madden from Good Charlie as a podcast I listened to. Oh, I watched Jim Class Heroes. They were on it.

And he was talking to Travis McCoy from Jim Class Heroes. And it's like, because people are saying, like, is there like an emo resurgence happening? And he had a good point where he's like, I don't think it's a resurgence. I think it's like when we were young and we listened to our parents like Led Zeppelin albums, our ACDC albums. That's what our parents are listening to.

So that's what we listen to. I think that this generation grew up listening to our emo bands and punk and scone and all that. So when there's a need for them and people are willing to pay, hey, you know, you guys want to play a set? It's like, oh, really? Yeah. Because now the people that grew up listening to you have money. They would like to pay me money. It's a little bit of column A, column B.

Like you can put together a quick, hey, you guys want to go see cake? I do. Yeah. You want to go see, anyways, all these other bands that I watched over the weekend. It was a lot.

I think MXPX was yesterday. Two full days worth of. Two full days. Of top to bottom. And then they're doing like, they're doing an Orlando version of the Wharf tour, a Mexico version, a Canadian version.

It's just scaled back. It's not what it was. Like four dates. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how they pull it off. That's got to be so expensive to put that show on. Those, every weekend there's one of those

festivals where there's a hundred bands and I'm like, knowing what they cost or what one costs. Yeah, I don't know how they do it. It doesn't make any sense to me. Our ticket's crazy expensive for those? I think there are like a couple hundred bucks, right? For like two days.

Must be. Like that, oh, you know, the Chicago, whatever fast, wherever the hell they are. Must be. But it's like, how the hell did you get all of these? Every big band? All of them? Yeah. And they do.

Yes. It's very weird. They do like multiple million dollar bands on these sets and I'm going to go, whoa. Yeah. Because you start looking and like, oh, they want a mill. They want a mill. They'd want a mill. Like you're paying $50 million for this show?

And I was fine watching it for $0 on my television at home. That's the move. It was so clutch. You just sit. I'm literally in a recliner in central air conditioning. Right. Watching gym class heroes. That's how it's meant to be.

and I'm sure you'll disagree with me because you people like that in the concert No, I like that part for stuff like that better because my ass ain't seeing anything If you're at the show you mean, you're not seeing the band yet. I'm not seeing anything. That's the reason I got into this business that way I could stay on the stage

and actually see these shows. Yeah, you can see the bands performing. I was sick of standing and looking at people's heads and back of their heads the whole show. Exactly, sister and chat, I had to elevate my weekend. Yes. Have a nice bad on a weekend? No.

They'd shatter. Have a nice beverage. I then took the iPad out to the fire and watched some more. I watched bowling for soup out by the fire again. Not too loud, though. Feet were elevated, volume at a reasonable level. Perfect. Listen, I get down.

I get down. Well, I hope you guys had fun at your show last night. Five-finger Death Punch. Yeah, look to. Staying up a little late. Yeah, what a while looked like? Jeez. Staying up a little late, getting settled in.

Party animals. We are the show, and we live at the show. dot FM. Find us, all of our links, all the places, podcast, live streams, all of that at the show. dot FM book market now. Only fans. That's on there. Only fans coming very, very soon. Connected that link. Can't imagine anybody wanted to see us nude, but hey, it's going to be happening. Somebody. Going to be happening. Somebody will, damn it. So there's got to be somebody out there, right? Somewhere. So when it comes to these AI bots,

models, whatever you want to call them. I'll this is an article I'm reading about people having relationships with AI. Like we talked about this before. All those people are crazy. Thank God that I've got my style relationship with my hot version trucker girlfriend.

I found her. No one wanted to have sex with her. I know. Because she's a trucker. And I'm like, yo, straight up. But she's so multifaceted. She also can stall electric lines. She's a plumber. Because she has like 15 to 16 occupations.

She's very busy, but most of the time, she's just an attractive truck driver who posts videos that nobody wants to... It's crazy. Nobody wants to have sex with her. It's crazy. Well, but me and her now, so she doesn't have to do that anymore. Congrats, dude.

Yep, thank you. You a lesbian now. Yep. So these are more like just the text bots, like the chat, GPTs, the things you can just text back. and forth. I saw somebody post that they were behind a guy on an airplane and the plane landed and he texted his chat bot that he landed and that made me really sad.

Because there's a lot of lonely people in the world. And I'm sad that you have to have a relationship with a computer basically. Or is he trying to like, what's, I don't know the words I'm looking for, like, streamline everything about his life. So like, landed. Maybe. That way his AI knows. everything. That way, when he goes to ask it, where do sequels come from?

I think it might be the former where it's like, he's lonely. Nobody cares that he landed, so he wants somebody to reply, that's great news. Hey, I hope we're enjoying your trip. Make sure you clap. And that bums me out. So as Big Bang says here in chat, I know people getting cheated on with AI. It's effed up. I don't know what that means. Well, that's my article.

She's on with AI. 11% of Americans have admitted to having a flirty or romantic conversation with an AI chat bot. And the question is... It's old white dudes. Yes, it is. It's all middle-aged white dudes. The question is, do you consider it cheating? No, it's not real.

It's not a... You're just... I don't know how to explain it. It's just you're being stupid. My take on this might be weird, but I do. I consider it cheating. The way I look at this stuff, think of your partner doing the thing you're doing. How would you feel about that?

So if you found out that your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, hug and whatever, was having romantic conversations with a chat bot? I would ask what, clearly I'm doing something wrong as a partner then if that's where you're seeking comfort. So let's talk about it because that's not. Not real. That's a good step. Let's talk about that. Let's figure it out.

I don't consider them cheating. I would say there's an emotional cheating happening there because this is, you're, yeah, like you said, you're not being provided something, whatever. That's a different conversation to have. But you would be, if you would be a bummed out that your partner's doing this thing, then you shouldn't be doing that thing. That's the easiest lip-mist test. Yeah, but if you're like, I'm just going out to lunch with my female coworker,

well, would you be bummed? If your wife was going out to lunch with her male co-worker? Yeah, but I think bummed is different than cheating. I think you'd be bummed that those are happening. But I don't, I don't see that they're not cheating if you're just having a lunch or, I mean, if there's romantic whatever around it, connotations to it. Then yes, you're headed down that road pretty quick. Right, right, right, right, right, right. But if it's just AI and you're being silly and flirty, you're more just kind of being.

Sad, more like sad? Like you said, like, oh, that's a bummer again. Like, well, I'm not clearly giving them something that they're going to be flirty with an AI bot. Kelly and Chad says, personally, I don't think there's emotional cheating because there's no real person there with AI. But you're starting to get to a weird. It's a weird slope, but it can't, I think in order for it to be cheating, like, there's got to be another person involved? Yeah. But, I mean, you're still, there's other words for it.

I mean, I don't. what they are. Right. But it's not, I don't know, cheating, but it's something that you've got to definitely talk about. There's an emotion with your partner. Yeah, there's something that you, that you're lacking. That's what I mean.

Yeah. In your relationship that you're going and seeking this from a chat bot, what is that thing your relationship is lacking, I guess? In a new survey, 11% of Americans admitted to having flirty or romantic conversations with AI chatbots, very similar, very common rather, among younger adults. they can give you the stats there but Americans, 24% of Americans say that flirting with chat GPT

counts as cheating in a relationship. So about a quarter of the people surveyed. I mean, okay. I just don't think that's the word for it. Yeah. I don't think you want to start doing any of that stuff because then it starts to get into a slippery slope of well, if you're that,

not that quick to do, you know, flirty chats with an AI. When does it jump to like a real person? Yeah, as soon as there's a real person. Like you want to nip it in the bud here? Yeah. Because, yeah. Like you're testing, you're seeing what your flirtiness ability is.

Yeah. Before it jumps to a human. Yes. But, yeah, I don't, I don't know. I can just only speak to myself, whereas if I found out my wife was having a flirty conversation with an AI chat bot, I'd be bummed and would want to figure out why. Yeah, exactly, yes.

What's going on that this needs to happen? Yep. Now if her, the co-worker, and the flirty chatbot are all going out for lunch. Now, yeah, now that I'm not down with. And they're all. What do you guys think? Twitch.tv slash the show or 315-364-109. If you found out your partner was having a flirty conversation with, I mean.

Now, how flirty are we talking like, hey, it's my right testicle look bigger than my left testicle today chatbot? And she's like, oh, how you're all crazy. Honestly, maybe this is what? I'm way off base. If it's just like sexual stuff, I'm less bothered by that than like emotional stuff. Like if you just want to talk dirty or have the thing talk dirty back to you?

But I don't know. I would get... That would bother me less than like back and forth like romantic things. No, that would make me uncomfortable more but only just because like... The sexual... It's not real.

No, the like... The more... The more vulnerable stuff. Yeah, that would bother me more than sexual stuff. You're talking to a robot. Like, sexual stuff would just be like, all right, you want to read dirty books. Oh, I'm sorry. Did that get you off?

No, that's a robot. If you want the Chad AI to spit back, like, filthy scenarios to you, fine, whatever. You told a robot, you love it. Yeah, that's the, that's... Then we're... Spaghetti and meatballs. This is the show. How do you do?

I had meatballs yesterday, bro. Don't joke. Bro, I had so much food you'd be jealous of this weekend. You're a part-hatt. I had so much food. Friday night. Or maybe Saturday night I did steaks, dude. Oh, me.

Yeah, you said you just. Steaks in the oven. Maybe a good steak in a minute. You're not, you just. They were not cheap. Steaks are not cheap right now. That's usually the problem when I go to scoop on it. I'm like, whoa, butts.

And then it's like you're in. You feel a lot of pressure when the steak is $10. Yes. You're like, oh, I can't screw this up. I can do this. I can do this. This will be good. So we get the stakes and make those.

Those were dope. And then yesterday was my brother and sister-in-law's 25th anniversary party. I ran the parking lot. And I played the music. And I was in charge of queso. Why? I had four jobs. Port-a-potty, Koso, music, parking lot.

Those are my jobs. It's Koso. All right, now we're talking jobs that we can get it up your alley here. What did the Caso job entail? Make it. Oh, wow. I made it.

And then I did a move, bro. I'm going to need to remake some for home. I don't know why I never did this on my own. Okay. You make queso all the time. Yeah, but this is what I did. I made the Caso Fundito, and it's been right in front of me this whole time.

I made my casop pot. Okay. Which, uh, the recipe is very simple. I read it to you Okay Because uh Chis Chis chis

Um Heavac cron I know that people like this And I want to tweak it But for right now This is my recipe Two pounds of Landau Lakes cheese Cheez

Like the sliced Landau Lakes American cheese Yep One quart of heavy cream Heavy cream Haveakron Four ounces of drained green chilies You put it in a crock pot

For like four hours It becomes a great case Okay I'd like to tweak that Because I feel like I can make it a little better. And I think the tweak happened yesterday. Uh-oh. As I made the queso.

My mother-in-law, when she hosts a party, bro, you don't even know. You don't even know. Full on out. Or all on out? She has, like, phases, things happening. Oh. So, like, there was... A new chip flavor every quarter?

No, there was... You just kind of got to stand back and let her do her thing, because she's got it all planned out in her head, and you don't want to screw it up. Yep. So I made the queso and, the house. Yep.

In the crock pot. And like 10 in the morning, I got it started. Party was at two. I walked it out. Set it on the table with the cover on it, kept it warm. She put out, I don't know, kind of hors d'oe. But I guess it wasn't queso time yet. But people were already getting into the queso.

Oh, is. So she's like, well, they're already in the case. So I guess I got to bring out the rest. Forget it. That's it. So then. Abort current plan. Abort current plan.

She brings out this big tray of taco. meat. Oh. And buffalo chicken wing dip. Oh. And I, like the moron I am, have never combined the queso and taco meat to make my own casso fondito at home. Yeah, that's basically casso fondito.

That's all it is. But whatever the word is for beef. I've been letting Sammy Gall just make it up for me. And I, for some reason I never crossed that bridge. No. So, bro, I brought. My kid made that meat. I don't know what my wife is saying.

The taco meat. The taco meat. All right, good for him. Cool. Okay, okay. So I start putting the taco meat into the queso and then I'm dipping it. That's a good idea. Oh, my God, dude.

I'm in heaven. I never get to try any of that because it's appetizes for one when we go to San Miguel's and such. He's saying I don't share it because I'm a fat so. And he is correct. So then I was in charge of that. Yeah. Got that going. I was also in charge of music.

I got that going. Do you like it better with the beef? Yes, I do. As opposed to the sausage. I want to make it again today. Oh, okay. Okay, just curious. Because I don't know.

Some places use the chorizo in their queso. That's the fun dito. But some use taco meat. I think that San Miguel is just like a beef. Oh, I thought there's a, I think there's a chorizo. Is it? I'm pretty sure there's the chorizo. Okay, I like it equally, I think.

Yeah. Well, tell your kid, whip up that beef, daddy's coming home with cheese. Yeah, Katie says it has chorizo in it. I think I like it. I think I like it with that. No, what, okay, now, what did the parking entail? You had to go out there and like, oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Well, we had a lot of people coming. It was just in my in-laws house. We had a lot of people coming, and only so much yard to parking. Oh, see, I would have been like, I would park it yours and do that little walk. Some people did. Yeah, that's what I would know.

I was making sure, hey, now, can I get you to park right there, please? Hey, can I get you to park right there? Can I, hey, can I need you to move. You're going to block this car. Because it's all ants and uncles. So I had one uncle being like, I've got to leave it, blah, blah, blah. And then I had another family friend who needed to get out and come back.

So I'm navigating all that. I was also in charge of the porta potty. Shout-out rentals to go. Great little porta-potty hook up. That worked out well. It's great port-a-potty. It's good. My kid broke it in.

Nobody took any big fat dumps? I don't know. I didn't go inspect it after the party. Yeah, got to take a Pete. Can you say anybody take any big fat dumps in this? Was it any good? Anybody mad? That's what you needed to be.

You kind of wait and just kind of declare, Oh, I just want to ask if anybody had taken any big fat dumps in here? Nobody? If it was good. How are you satisfactory? Did you enjoy taking a big fat dump in this? So I met all my rules. I did all the...

Look at you. Yeah, I did a lot of activity yesterday. I was very tired. And music. And music. Which for older people's probably a lot of... Okay, sweet case. No, no.

I played the music my brother and sister-in-law wanted. They picked a playlist. Good, good. There was a lot of music that I like. That was just, that was my day. Awesome. It was a busy day yesterday. Beautiful day outside.

Oh man. Yeah, that was gorgeous. People were up in the pool. My in-laws hired a lifeguard so that the parents, yeah, so that the kids could swim while the parents could not have to watch their kids. Yeah. Parents could go be, you know, party people and we had a lifeguard on duty. Nice. So the ties into this, Cody, is when is it time to get out of the pool?

What is the trigger for you to get out of the pool? Never. Never? You ain't got to get out of the pool? Never. I mean, when you've got to do other stuff, when you got to eat. Oh, so when there's like another activity that's got to start? Other than that, you stay in the pool as long as you want.

Because the majority people said their answer was, when I get bored of being in the pool. Yeah, when I don't want to be in there anymore. Yeah. Unless if it starts a lightning. When you get you Well yeah Lightning is an immediate

Get out of the pool No Yeah I think that would be my answer too When I just get bored of being in a pool I usually at a Debbie's Doobie dungeon It's in a nice spot The pool in the backyard Because the sun

Over the course of the afternoon Slowly covers it So by like dinner time Okay Let's get on out Time for dinner look the sun is all gone Oh So if you know our kids that are in there

But usually doesn't matter. You like being in the pool with full sun. Yeah. You don't like it when it's in shade? I mean, I will. Because if it's still hot, then I don't care. But man, that's just the best. Full sun just baking down on you as you either float around or I like to do whirlpools.

I'm whirlpool. I know you do. Do you have a hat on to protect your face from the snow? No? No, I'll put on a sun tan lotion. And just really cook it in. You like to bake it in. But usually, yeah, just gotta just slap it on.

Yeah, you're all saying. On the face and stuff. You're all saying lightnings. The only thing is going to get you out of a pool. I mean, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Some Doritos get me out for a couple minutes. Yeah, but you can see lying that. Hop up, eat it.

Exactly. Slide right back in. Slide right back in. You got just the white fingerprint on the sandwich from holding it. Yeah. Number two is when I get tired. Yeah, that's good. I guess if you get sleepy.

Yeah, stop swimming. You don't want to pass out and drift away. Yeah, that'd be. Next was when I get hungry. Yeah, see? When another activity. When you work up a pool appetite, there's nothing better. There's nothing better.

Or you've never been hungry in your life. No. And top notch is when like someone else is grilling and like you pop out and they're like, Hey, want to bird? Yeah. Do I want a bird? I was going to sell for a bologian cheese sandwich, but have you got a bird? I was just going to go see what apps were still out there.

Maybe like a vegetable and dunking in some rats. What are you damn right? I'd like a bird. Sidebar conversation then. Best pool food Oh man Best pool food Because if it's someone else

It's like someone else grilling for you As usually move You can have any pool food you want right now What would it be? Burger? Yeah I would say it'd be some type of burger chicken Something grilled Mine would be probably

Like a birthday pizza party Oh I didn't even think And there were a couple of Little Caesar's pizza There specifically I don't want to be Good pizza. I want... You want the pizza that...

I want Little Caesars or... Yeah. Something that we bought ten of. Yeah. Yep. You're swimming and... Okay, guys, why don't we start getting out of the pool? Pisa's here.

That's what I want. I want. I want dominoes or little seizures? Yes. Dude, your mom got pizza? That's what I want. I don't want to get out and see like a fantastic avicoles or a sales. I don't want good pizza.

Nothing against Little Caesars or Domino's. No. But you're just a little below. Or when you're getting said pizza and stuff like that. that and then the parent goes, hey, make sure you grab some wings. You're telling me? Oh my God. It moved.

When you said that, it moved a little bit. Hey, grab some wings. Dude, pizza and wings out of the pool? Yeah, dude, it's over. All right, that's my food. That's my food. That never even registered in my brain. I was thinking, like, sandwich or like.

Stuff you're making a home. No, it's a birthday party. My birthday is August 11th. That was my go-to. We'd have a pool party. Yeah. And then Tam-Tam would either usually get food delivered.

Sometimes you'd get like a Wegman sub tray. Now I think that's a mortgage payment. Yeah, well, now I mean, you've got hundreds of hundreds of dollars. If you wanted to get a more Wegman sub tray, that's $1,000 cash. Ryan and YouTube says kebabs. Okay.

Babes is pool food. I like bowls of things. So like sugar said popcorn, like, you know what I mean? Chips and stuff like that. That's usually one of the only times when you could, it's necessary to eat chips out of a box. When you get like that box of chips.

That big box. that used to exist. Joe wants a pulled pork on an everything roll. Thank you, chef. Not bad. Or, uh, it always, uh, unfortunately for the pool person who own the house and pool, uh, was like Cheetos. Oh yeah, that's getting out of it.

And I'm jumping back in the pool with my orange fingers. Cheese balls. Yep. Yep. Is it the same for you? We're talking, we're talking pools here on Kara. Uh, is it the same for you at the water park? Whereas you want or you want your boardwalk fries at the water park.

Yeah, I want the fries. And whereas Enchanted Forest has a million options for food. I'm usually doing food after the fact because I don't really want a full belly. You built up an appetite all day, yeah. Yeah, for, you know, my dry rides and whipping around and wet rides and running around and jumping around and getting all. Yeah, you want to be empty. You don't want your belly all. You don't want your belly all full body.

You're doing nerve-wracking, you know. No. Deathifying. No, you don't want your belly full of things while you're doing water slides. Maybe an ice cream. Says a gentleman in his 40s. Be careful. Be careful.

What's your go-to pool for you food? You're getting out of the pool. What's your treat? Oh. What? Watermelon. Yeah. Like a slice.

I want a slice. Yeah, I want a slice. Let me hold that rind. That way I can whip it somewhere after. Yeah, it's going in the woods, dude. That's getting thrown somewhere. It's not supposed to be after. The best thing about pool watermelon, you can be, you can wreck it.

Yeah. You can get that stuff all over your. You eat like a rabbit. Oh, my God. You can eat water. Watermelon like an animal. You're just spitting seeds on your own chest. Because you're getting right back in that pool, dude.

You're cleaning off right there in that pool. You ain't catching me anywhere near a salad. Does this spinach count? Is it the same thing? I know it's not lettuce. It's only lettuce and cilantro as far as I know, but I'm not touching anything because everything's being covered up. Like twice a year I get a hankering for the only, like, healthy thing I make. And it's that like grilled chicken with strawberry, cut up strawberries.

and the spinach and like some Italian dressing. But that's like, it's like twice a year. And then when it's gone, it's gone. So I want to capitalize, but I don't want to eat me eating spinach if I'm going to be and a strawberry. Radio World will bring you into the conversation we're having. You got to get in Twitch.com TV slash the show.

Yes. Talking radishes. Katie says she hates it when her husband eats radishes and gets radish burps. Do you get radish burps? Maybe? I don't know. I don't know. You're burping spicy?

I mean, I know. you know, Cody likes radishes. I don't know why. I don't know why anybody eats those. They don't make any sense. I like that. It's like... The texture's weird. And it's the weird little kick you get. You're like, there's a kick to them for some reason. Oh, I like to do that. But I ain't going

anywhere near salad, man. Yeah, no. Steering real clear. You got to be careful. Poor Taco Bell. And they didn't have anything to do with it. They were trying to be responsible. Yep. But when you make purchases and stuff... I saw that if you buy head of lettuce and then you take the outer layer off and then wash it thoroughly,

you should be okay. But I'm still not messing with it. I'll just wait. I'm not, that's not. You know what I mean? You got to start doing that stuff? Yeah,

I'll wait it out. What all you got to do is just do this, this, this, this, and then you should be good. That's like the puffer fish thing. No, if you eat this part of it, you don't die. Yeah, I'm not going to risk it. Then why don't we just not eat that fish? Just not going to. Let's just keep that stupid thing in the water.

Delicacy. I don't care how good it tastes. Yeah. I don't care how good it tastes. Just give me a little ranish. Little walking around cucumber. Yeah, what are our safe veggies right now? Green beans?

Can I eat green? Well, they're cooked down. Right, if it's something like in the shell? Like, it's no peas are no good, right? Wasn't that one no good? I don't know. Just eat ice cream. And I'm prepared to have diarrhea at all times.

I'm a professional diureist. I'll do diarrhea. I just don't want to have this thing that's going around. No. Whatever this thing is. Yeah, I'll do diarrhea. You want to stay gross I can tell you another gross thing

As a carnival cruise Oh no Is going viral Oh boy Because a woman I don't like your face Right now Was filmed scratching her foot fungus

With a fork at the buffet Enjoy your breakfast everybody Okay I'm all right Enjoy your breakfast everybody I did a little like where you And we actually have a video If you would like to, because it's, I'm telling it's bad.

It is bad. And it just like. Because we show. Because we show. Get services and they couldn't believe it. So this is her just scratching her foot at this point. As zoomed in so you can see the severity of her in pictures. And she lives on the third, I mean, stays on the third.

There's very distaste. They're trying to complain to say this woman is scratching her foot. Punking chunks of her fungus onto the ground for other people to walk on. That's the thing about growth. people. Yep, they don't care. They also go on vacation. Yep, they don't care.

Carnival posted quote, we can confirm that forks intended for food, not foot care. Once we became aware of the situation, our team quickly addressed it with the guest and removed the utensil from service while the video may be generating

laughs and gasps gasp online, cleanliness, and hygiene are no joke to us. How do you remove the utensil from service? Do you just know that, does she still have it? The fork is. In question? Was it still sitting over on her table with her?

Was that like a scratching fork? Yeah, Ben's thrown her overboard. I don't care. No, people are just gross. The things I have learned from you about these cruises makes me so happy that I have no desire. Well, it's just. Where I'm not like, oh, I want to go on a cruise. The thing about cruises is humans are gross in general.

You're just not usually confined to a certain place with them for a week. Yep. You're going to encounter these gross people all day, every day. They're just out in their own living their lives. They're not living with you. They're not living with you. Yes. When you're on a cruise, you're living with gross people.

Yep. And they're doing their gross things, and you can't. It's like a microcosm of society. When we're in the world and somebody doesn't wash their hands before eating at the buffet, you don't really know about it. But when you're on a cruise and you watch the person in front of you, walk right past the sinks. sign. And then go pick up bread from the same bread you want. And that person that you say that stands there.

Washy, washy. Yeah. To be inconvenience to wash your hands. I've done enough rants about it. I don't need to keep going. But it's just the most selfish thing I never see. Because even when I am on vacation and I joke about I don't take a shower sometimes. Or you know what I mean?

Like I'm walking around barefoot. Yeah, sure, sure. And, you know, all that stuff. I'm still clean Like I'm not like My hands aren't black And my nails aren't all dirty You don't have like food falling off me

And everything like that I'm still brushing my teeth Yeah And all that Whereas I'm using a fork You and I Rip off fungus chunks You and I don't have the mentality

That these scumbags have No Where when someone says Hey we're a community on this ship Would you mind washing your hands We don't have the brain that goes, no. No.

Ew. Like, I could never imagine being so selfish. Wash your hand. I can do a hand sanitizer right now. Right. But yeah. No. There's different kinds of variations of dirty.

And oddly enough, I don't get as grossed out on planes. Unless someone is doing something in my area like a bare foot. It's just, you deal with it for a while. You just got to deal with it. Breeding the same air and there's nothing that you can deal. You're like, all right. Here we are. But at least it's like five hours.

Yeah. Close your eyes. Take a nap. All of a sudden, half the time. Watch a movie. Yeah. You can beat it pretty quick.

Yeah. A seven-day cruise. And then you start to see the same people over and over again because your, your schedule is similar to their schedule. And it's, do you know how like, you know, I got all my food is just sit wherever you want?

Yeah. All right. I didn't know if it's like, all right, our table for buffet is table seven for the week. It depends on where you go to eat. So if you go to like the buffet, sit wherever you want.

want. If you go to your scheduled dining time at night, you have a table. That's what I'm talking about. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always been lucky enough that I have enough people in my family. You don't get stuck with.

Gotcha. Because that's what I've heard stories about that. But my in-laws, when they go just then. Yeah, we got sat with two other couples and they were so weird. But my in-laws love talking to people, so they always befriend. They're like, we sat with Deb and Joe for the entire trip. Yeah, you use that name, but I bet my mom would love that. Your mother would love it.

I bet she would love to have. wanting to meet new people. Have two other couples right there. Your mother would friend him on Facebook and she'd stay in touch with them. Yep. Then to be mad that I didn't like their posts. Mom, I don't know them. Well, I told them about you when we were in the Bahamas.

Joe and Cindy noticed you hadn't liked any of their photos. I don't know Joe and Cindy. Yes, you do. They are friends from Colorado, Cody. On the cruise. We have a longtime friend of the show back in studio. Tiffany is here. Hi, Tiffany.

Hello, my friends. How are you? We are great. You are back because coming up in a couple of weeks, the sci-fi horror fest is back. Now, I will tell you, Cody, personally. Went for the first time last year, brought my oldest. Fantastic. Fantastic. And I will tell you.

Everything in one spot for people who love this stuff. First of all, Tiffany, I spent a lot of money. But the oldest, I guess their favorite snag was a skeet-all-rich autographed scream mask. We got one of those, and it was a big, big score. Very surprising. But tell people about the festival if they've not heard of it. Well, I am so excited. So this year, we are in our fifth year at Vernon Dons Hotel and Casino.

It is sci-fi horror fest, 2026, Camp Fear. Oh, I love it. So everything is camp organized. We're so excited. We have a pretty awesome lineup. Yeah, give me the rundown. We have David Howard Thornton, who is Arthur Clown and Terrifier. We have Samantha Scafidi, Victoria Hayes.

We have Emily McLean, who's a little pale girl. We have Lloyd Kaufman, the King. Of trauma coming. Yeah. We have half the cast of Friday the 13th, Part 6, Jason lives, including C.J. Graham, Jason, Thomas McLaughlin, the writer, director, everything for a creator of C. Of C.J. Graham. Friday the 13th, part six, Jason lives. We got Thomas, Matthews, the final guy.

We have Darcy Demosch, who got her head smashed to Winnebago by CJ. Yeah. Yeah. We got a good portion of the cast from Friday 13th, part five. We got Pam, who is Melanie Kinneman. We got Dick Wyne, who played Roy or Jason, you know, the Friday the 13th of Halloween 3. if you will. And then, of course, we've got Ron Sloan, who was Junior,

who, you know, say it like you mean to my mom. We have Jason Brooks and Naomi Miller Ketchum, who are part of the very popular franchise of Vengeance in Friday the 13th Part 6. They were indiced in Death of Snow White as well. We have Christopher DeCessere, the ghost boy of Geneseo coming. He was on Netflix documentary True Haunting. Cool.

So he'll be there. They'll be doing panels. Oh, my God. I just watched that. I can't believe that. We talked about this. Yeah, because my wife went to Geneseo, and when that came out on Netflix, she watched it. And I was like, that is a creepy Netflix show if you want to watch.

He's going to be there? He'll be doing there. I'll be doing a panel on Saturday and talking all about it. We have Grims from Grimm's Horror Show. We have Cecil Trechenberg, the Bolo Award winner for Good Bad Flicks from Joe Bob Briggs. We've got Tony of Hack the Movies, and we have movie dumpster. But we also have our amazing sponsors like Nevermore Tattoo Collective. We'll be tattooing.

We got live tattooing. We have live tattooing. We have Monster Creek who will be there with their... Oh, we love Monster Creek. Monster Creek listens to Washington, they tax us all the time. They have amazing merch. We were just talking about the dog man last week. They have dog man clothes as well, yeah.

Neat-oh. So they'll be there. And then we have Scope paranormal. We have, by my tie-dyes, we have Chris Prentice of Chris Creations. We have Ann's Midnight Creations. We have Good Fudge. We have Elm Street tacos. Yeah, those were good.

We have Delie Lishis. We have goodies and oldies, kettle corn and pretzels. We've got La La La Lemonades. We've got Protect Your NAC, so if you get something from a celebrity and you want to protect it, they're going to be there. Okay. We have Halloween night, Michael Myers versus Batman movie premiere. Whoa. And we're adding two new cool things, too.

So we have the Alan D. Castler Cosby Contest. Alan was one of our volunteers in a pass away of cancer. Okay. And so we're going to have a cosplay contest every year to him. Awesome. It'll be registrations from noon to four on Saturday, August 15th. You do have to pay to be in the costume contest. What you don't have to pay for, okay?

And that's going to be in the memory and celebration of Alan. Oh. But what you don't have to pay for is our history making picture of seeing how many are the clowns and Jason's we can get into one picture in the event. You don't have, so there'll be a separate registration, 12 to 4. Okay. You'll get a white wristband. The white wristband indicates you have not paid. Okay.

But if you want to get into the event, you can pay to get in the event. But if you just want to be in the picture, it's free. Yeah. The news crews are going to be there. We're going to have somebody doing several aerial shots. we're going to put this in to see if we can make movie history. And you can dress as any version as you want, as long as we can say and go,

that's Arthur Clown, that's Jason. That's cool. And of all ages, if you have an underage person, you just have to be in the picture with them. You have to be, you know, registered adult. Tiffany, I'm telling you, my oldest has been looking forward to this for a year. It's impressive. To the point, well, we're going on a trip next week,

and they asked me, am I going to be back in town for the sci-fi horror fest? And I go, yes, we're going to be back in town, and we will absolutely be there. coming up. So give the dates, times, all that, Tiffany. So also, do you want to give away two Saturday passes? I would love to. That would be awesome, yeah. Let's give away two Saturday passes.

Okay. Two different people. Okay. Because on Saturday is when a lot of the, the Terrifier panel will be the 13th panel will be Chris's panel and trauma panel and our movie review. So Saturday is when it all happens, right? And I don't even really know anything about these panels

and I just wandered into a couple last year. And I just sat there and listened and learned. I didn't have to know anything about anything. It's so cool. It is really cool. It's so cool. So it's August 14th and 15th at Vernon Down's Hotel and Casino. We're family-oriented person-centered trauma-informed. Every one of all ages are welcome.

If you belong to a house like for OPWDD, if you like an Ark House or Springbrook house, or even a Helio house with OMH, please get in contact with me. We want to make a deal with you so we can make this available to your room. Oh, that's fantastic. How do they get in touch? So please get in touch with me either at Bloody Murder Production at Yahoo. at yahoo.com or email us via the website, www.sci-fihorrorfest.com and just say

what house you're with and then we'll work with you. That's fantastic. But it's open to all ages. We are at Vernon Downs Hotel and Casado August 14th and 15th. We open at 2 p.m. for VIP ticket holders, 3 p.m. for regular ticket holders on Friday. Then the VIP party is from 930 to 1130. And then on Saturday we open at 10 a.m. to VIP ticket holders, 11 a.m. to regular ticket holders and we run until 7. You can't miss it with a giant inflatable out front, right? We have a giant Michael Meiders, and we have our giant hearse,

and we have some more stuff outside. That'll be bringing us in. Because we kick off Halloween. Yeah. Well, honestly, if you're us, it's spooky season all year round. I start, July 5th, after July 4th, I'm in Halloween mode. Yeah, it's, well, we just throw Christmas lights on everything. Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, so it's just what we do. There you go. But we love to kick it off. It's a great way. And you know what? When you come, you're home, everybody here belongs. We don't talk. politics, we don't talk sports or religion. It is you. It is about you and our guests are awesome.

They take time with people and they want to meet you. They want to, you know, be grateful to thank you. We got a couple autographs last year and they chatted right away. And they, I mean, David's huge for that. So is CJ. I mean, and Darcy and them just seems so sweet. And Troy, I mean, Lloyd, he's a legend and he has free stuff. You just can buy merch. So if you want autographs, they're free. That's awesome. You just buy a stuff. I mean, so I love when people come to a event, One of the biggest thing is not only do you get to meet people that you never thought you could to meet, but you get to make connections with lifelong family and friends because we're not reinventing the wheel. We're just making it our own.

Yeah. And our own is you belong. Yeah, you can meet your people. You can find your community. It's right there. And we're so grateful to have you. So come and be with us August 14th and 15th at Vernon Downs Hotel and Casino. All right.

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Dot FM. There's no way West Virginia eats this many hot dogs. West Virginia eating hot dogs. Whatever the number is, I can believe it. Look at them. All right. Look at them. Only because I'm just reading a thing about hot dogs and how everything's dangerous and everything

gives you cancer or whatever. That's what that family's from. They all bark at each other, right? Yeah. They ain't the only family. In the West Virginia. So, they like hot d'all. How, okay.

On it, there's just no way this is the real number. All right. I can't even imagine the number of hot guys. How many? How many? Per person. Okay, okay, okay. And this is the average.

So you've got to understand. Because there's people eating way more and people eat way less. There's someone skewing it either way. All right, all right. On average, a West Virginia resident eats this many hot dogs per year. Per year. All right. I'm going to say a crazy number.

And then let's hope that it's not. 50. That's a crazy number to you? Yes. 50 hot dogs a year? That's one a week? That's less than one a week. No, I'll be eating a hot dog a week.

Guys. Oh, no. Okay. You're all so low. If someone that doesn't eat hot dogs, I guess I did ruin that. All right. So more than 150. The average West Virginia resident.

Oh, no. It's on average. 480 hot dogs a year, dude. Dude. No. Guys, I know I'm not healthy. 4. I know.

I have no leg to stand on. 400. There's just no, that's an average of like 1.3 hot dogs a day. You're eating a couple dogs a day. Every day you're eating a hot dog. Do you have any hot dogs today? Like, I'm rattled by that number because like I said, there's somebody eating way more than that. Yeah, it's the, it's literally, way more than that.

It's literally the Detroiters of them eating hot dogs all day every day and every, oh, you didn't even eat, eight hot dogs for breakfast? That's why your body's literally eating itself. Oh my God And West Virginia has their own style hot dog Which is a hot dog with chili Coal Slaw onions and mustard on it They don't answer what they got lots of them there Oh my God

And they got the stinkiest farts with their Their dirty overalls with no underwear on underneath I just can't wrap my head around that number Yeah and also again I know because when we talk about this Then it always gets counted with But there's money and things to look up

and do research on other things. Guess what we're going around asking people? Gotta figure out how many hot dogs we're eating per average. Yeah, what do you want? Yes, we're currently doing a survey. How many hot dogs do you and your family each member eat, you would you say, on average, per year? 500.

Each every one of us, 500. That's not present a family number, dude. That's an individual human. That is a single human being. Okay, so, how many of you of you are there? Are there here? Five of us. So you eat 500 hot dogs?

Yeah, dude. There's five you? Yeah. There's a thousand hot dogs. You guys. Yeah. Where are you getting 2,500 hot dogs from? Yeah, man.

As someone who hyper. It's 2,500 scuse of hot dogs. Hyper focuses on carcinogens and does nothing about changing my lifestyle, but hyper focus on it? You want some people? You're eating 480 hot dogs working in the coal mines in West Virginia. Working in a coal mine. Like, you're at the, you're...

Packing dogs for lunch. You live to what, 32, 33 in West Virginia? I don't know. Right? You can't... If you're eating that many hot dogs working in coal mines, you're maybe, you're mid-30s, like your grandfather's 36. That's as old as you live in West Virginia.

Well, the ages of grandparents. is young for other reasons down there, I think. Pudgy's wife in chat says Pudgy eats hot dogs straight from the fridge as a snack. No. 4 to 6 per pack. Why? Tell him no. His name is Pudgy, I mean.

That's our boy Pudgy. Say no. Nah, it's already cooked. For your fart sake, your breath's sake. Yeah, Pudgy's wife. And then you sleep with him sexually after he's eating six raw dogs. Nothing against my man, Pudgy. I love Pudgy.

Then they raw dog. He's got that sexual magnetism dripping off of him. Pudgy's been a show, bro, for a very long time. Nothing is not going to say about Pudgy, I love him. But if Pudgy can eat six raw dogs and still hook up with his attractive wife. He's like, I got five or six buttholes in me. How about I get another? He must have the largest penis.

Boy does. He must. He just must. He just must. Oh, she makes him use mouthwash. Oh, she makes him use mouthwash. Babe, babe, before we hook up. You got a mouthwash.

You got hot dog burps. No, because it's like Joey Chestnut probably has to stay in this hotel for a few days after the Nathan's thing. Why don't you stay there for a little bit? Sweat that out. Second is Chicago coming in at 300 dogs per person per year. Oh, my God. Followed by Pennsylvania at 280 dogs per person per year. How many do you guys eat, you think?

How many hot dogs a year are you eating, you think? Because honestly, I would say you're eating like 20. Yeah. 20 probably. If that, because you don't, you're not going in here being like, I just had a bunch of hot dogs. I mean, once a while you'll text me that you're making six hot dogs, but that's few and far between.

Yeah, like if my family makes them, my kids being teenagers, they can put down three or four on their own. I text you that night, my youngest, I don't know if you came back from basketball but it ain't six dogs, dude. It was crazy. It was crazy. A lot of you're saying less than 10, 15 to 20. Yeah, I'm not.

Lucifer lives by Hyde and eats 100 dogs a year. Yeah, I went through. I get that. I haven't even, like, how it during, like, the holidays, I will sometimes think that, well, it's a holidays. Let me eat a shrimp. And then I'll eat a shrimp with the cocktail sauce. And for one split second, I'll be like, oh, this isn't bad.

Do I like shrimp? And then immediately, if I even think about eating in a second one, this is terrible. But I haven't done that with hot dogs in a minute. I can't tell you last time I had a hot dog. Yeah. Because I'll tend to eat like one or two a summer. Yeah, you'll even try it?

Well, just, I'm not going to be rude if someone's like, yeah, we made hot dogs. Here you want a hot dog. I'm not going to be like, no. You know, if I'm at like a pool party or whatever or just at someone's house. But I tend. I don't think I have in a couple years. We are all really shocked by the amount of hot dogs. I can't.

I can't. Is it? And I don't, is it because it's like a, it's a poor food. It's cheap. It's cheap. I'm sure that it's meat. Sadly, they're very destitute in West Virginia. And you can put it in a lot of things.

Yeah, you just make a lot of hot dogs. It's a quick meal. Put it in our beans. Have hot dog cereal for breakfast. Put her in our mac and cheese. Hot dog launch, pork and beans, yeah. I like to take a pancake and wrap it around a hot dog, have her for breakfast.

Yeah. You would do that. It's basically a corn dog, right? Cooked hot, gives a nice boiled hot dog and wrap it around a pancake. or a pancake wrapped around. I'm ashamed to say how appetizing that does sound to me right now. You can grab it. You can dump it in some syrup,

I'm ashamed to say how. Sausages is actually good that sounds to me right now. Or if I put a hot dog in a pan and then just pour pancake batter over it. I mean. Making hot dogs, making bacon hot dogs. What do you got going on later? Take a hot dog, put it in a pancake. Huh?

Take a pancake, put it in a hot dog. Anyways. Get her done. West Virginia. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I know that you don't have the same problem with heights that I have.

Shout out show bro, Tim, who jumped out of a plane this weekend, I guess. Oh, Wicked Cool. He was on Instagram, jumping out of a plane doing the parachuting thing. Well, Seattle Police are looking for two guys who jumped off the space needle this weekend as well. Oh, yeah, you're not allowed to just do whatever you want. Sadly, they're probably going to be looking for, there was a shooting yesterday up by the food festival. but the video is this. I guess the space needle has like these glass walls to protect you from, you know,

jumping off of the space needle or falling off. Yep. They scurried up the glass, kind of flipped over the top of the glass, scurried down. Jeez. And then you see them just on the edge of the space needle and they do a flip with their parachutes. That stuff is crazy. Six hundred and five foot tall, man. It's still, it's, it's, it's all.

unreal. They burst through the door and at first I was like what the heck, because they kind of like shoved past me and Emerson. So I was like, well, what the heck is going on? Like, why are you pushing past me and my kid? They were running towards the glass and they jumped up. And I'm like, they're climbing up. They're climbing up. And I'm like, oh my God, go watch. Emerson go. Remember when base jumping was a way bigger deal? Remember like in the late 90s? Everett was base jumping? Yeah. Oh, I think security is probably a little tighter now. Oh, was it? We're just having people run up the side of your building or just jump out of a Common thing in the late 1900s is people just jumping off random stuff. Right?

You just seem like, oh, that guy's jumping off. Mm-hmm. And he's off the bridge. Or they did it all. There's no more. They base jumped everything. They based jumped all of it. There's nowhere left to base jump.

That was a big extreme thing. I also saw this lady jump the highest, the highest free fall into a bale of hay. I did see that. It was a Red Bull thing. But I almost missed. She misjudged it and landed on. like the side part, if she misjudged it a little more. Go look up that video, guys. It's crazy.

She would have landed like on the ground. Assassin's Creed style just jumping into a big barrel of hay. That does look wicked fun. No, it does not. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. You don't want it. I ain't doing that.

I ain't doing that. That would be wicked cool. You would jump into a hay bale? Yeah, that would be so cool. With no nothing attached to you, you just having to dive into the middle of that thing. I don't think she, I don't think she. because it's never been done before. I don't think she planned for either the rotation of the earth or like, well, breeze.

Or like the way she, like, looks at it and then falls into it. It's like, oh, no, you got to, you didn't follow the same path. I think your eyes stuck there. Yeah. Because, oh, man. People are crazy out there. Good for you guys. Close.

Happy birthday. Punch the monkey. Oh, that little tiny little monkey that's all stuffed animal. A little stuffed animal. Turn one year old over the weekend. And you may remember him as the monkey, like Cody said, was clutching the baby stuff to animal. Does he still do that? I thought they weaned him off of that.

This was the zookeeper explaining why he did it in the first place. Baby Japanese macaques immediately cling to their mother's body after birth to build muscle strength. However, because he had been abandoned, Punch had nothing to grip onto. We tried several options to give him something to hold. We rolled towels into various thicknesses to find something easy to grasp and let him try holding different stuffed toys. Same with Cody. He latches on to me every morning to build strength for the day.

It's a problem with macaques. What? The monkey. Yeah, okay, sure, yeah. Very clingy macaques. Yeah, he needs to build strength. He fears the outside world, loud noises. Yeah, you startle of a macaques takes off.

Yeah, from 545 to 6 a.m. Those of you don't know this because you can't see in the studio, He's wrapped around me at waist height. Yep. Just to get ready for the day. Yeah. To build up his strength. See what I can grip onto.

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