The Show - POOP UBER
Episode Date: February 13, 2026No recaps on Friday shows, but why did he bring the poop in his car? He drove it to a gas station?...
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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Mickey, it's none of your business in chat.
But I will tell you this.
Good morning.
First of all, let me get business started here.
315364-109 K-Roc text line.
Of course, Twitch.tv slash K-Roc C&Y, where Mickey is asking in chat.
I was just listening to yesterday's show, Josh.
What does the stromboli count?
Well, I admitted to you guys that my hyper-fixation food right now is these frozen strombolies from a grocery store.
I will not tell you.
I say four.
We can split hairs on this because you mean four stromboli or four boxes?
Tromboli.
Okay, yeah.
Now, two bucks.
There was a wrench thrown in the system yesterday.
Oh, by all means.
So let me tell you what happened to.
A wrench thrown into the stromboli system.
I'll tell you what happened.
All right?
All right.
Technically, I'm only eating two of the stromboles out of my cash.
Cash, cash, cash.
Mm-hmm.
But yesterday
For Super Bowl Sunday
We did homemade pizzas
And we had two bags of dough
Yeah
We only ended up using one
So my wife said
We've got to use that other bag of dough today
And I had a thing of ricotta cheese
So I go fear not
I'll make some calzone
Calcazone
Now that's where things get embarrassing
Cody
Your grandfather's pizza
That's where things get embarrassing
What would you do?
So for lunch yesterday, I made
two giant
cheese calzone. Okay. I'm here that.
You can't get pepperoni at a gas station.
I wanted pepperoni, but they didn't have it at my gas station.
It's weird you say that. It depends.
Some have it, some don't. Yeah. Very weird.
You've got every other meat. I can get
100 different meat sticks, but I can't get
pepperoni. Every jerky in the world
you could possibly come up with.
You got every jerky ever. Except for Epstein's
jerky.
So I make
And when I say
I should have photographed them
I made two giant calzone
And
And I was like
All right
I'll have one for lunch
Save one
For maybe later on
If anybody in the family wants it
So I sit down at my table yesterday
Lunchtime
I got one of the calzone
On my plate
And I got the other one sitting
Cooling off over by the oven
And I'm eating my calzone
And I finish that calzone
and I'm like, well, hold on a second.
I'm like, hold on a second.
I could keep eating calzone, to be honest with you.
You could keep, I mean, you could keep having more calzone.
And you didn't even bother saving?
Was it not for you and the wife?
I don't think she was indifferent.
She just knew I.
I don't. I don't think so.
Maybe I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't ask.
All I know is that I had to use up the dough.
So I finished one calzone.
I feel like she met for the both of you.
What's that?
When she said.
that now? We have to eat this
dough
I don't
so your boy's sitting there and I'm eyeball in that second
Calzone and Cody when I tell you
they were substantial
they were huge kills. I know what
a ball of dough can do
absolutely and I went
over there. You made a large
pizza out of dough
I ate a whole pizza for lunch Cody
that's what we're getting to I ate an entire
pizza you made a whole cheese pizza
with ricotta with ricotta
With ricotta.
Yes.
Little regatta.
And I, for lunch yesterday, ate two full-size calzone.
Translation, I ate entire large cheese and ricotta pizza by myself.
And how many stromboles on top of that later?
And so that's what I'm saying.
That's the wrench.
Oh, okay.
I would have had stromboli yesterday.
I didn't know.
Maybe later you were like, no, those didn't have meat in them.
I went, I finished my second calzone, and I had to lie down.
Because again, I just eat an entire cheese pizza.
Yeah, think of-
By myself.
Think of all the handfuls of cheese you put onto these calzones.
By myself.
You ate all of it.
So I had to lie down, and then I wasn't hungry the rest of the day, obviously,
because I just, again, eat it a whole cheese pizza.
You did it a whole cheese pizza.
And then once you ordered your whole large cheese pizza, you were like,
do a layer of ricotta, too.
Yeah, me do a layer of ricotta in there.
And that's what.
you have.
It's impressive.
It's a long way to answer.
I'm only two stromboles down, Mickey,
but I did throw a whole cheese ricotta pizza.
It's still impressive.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I got problems, man.
You know, I got, there's a lot going on.
Yeah.
It was delicious.
It was delicious.
My Calzone game is the best it's ever been right now.
I'll do a butter coating.
They look phenomenal.
I'll do a great job.
Oh, they're so good.
I wish I had pepperoni, but that's a...
Now I know I just got to keep pepperoni in the house at all times.
Now I know that.
Yeah, I try to.
Just a little pepperone
There was a bag of turkey pepperoni
We get the hell out of here with turkey pepperoni
I love turkey pepperoni
Good, you can have mine
Hell yeah
No, sometimes
Nothing's more offensive than turkey pepperoni
What I like to do is just for a quick little snack
I'll take some pepperonies
And microwave them on some paper towels
So they dry all out
Oh and they'll just have a little handful of crispy ronies
Crispy Rones
All right, good good good
Good. One more day and a lot of you get through and maybe next week you have a little week off for those of you in the education world.
Yeah.
The kids are off next week.
I know a lot of places are off Monday.
I know this place is closed Monday. I heard people saying it.
They won't be here Monday. You and I'll be here on Monday.
Oh, yeah.
No. President's Day.
The hell cares.
President. Thank you very much.
I couldn't even secure anybody.
I reached out to like 18 presidents.
none of them wanted to come in.
Nobody wanted to jump on Mike 3 for the day?
And a bunch of them also, they were dead.
Well, yeah.
Presidents are human, so they will pass away.
Okay, William Howard Taft.
We'll see about that.
Doesn't even why.
I saw that left me on red.
In Iraq, Lincoln.
Where you at, dog? Come on now.
I mean.
No, we'll be here on Monday,
but hopefully a lot of you guys get the day off
or you get that next week off,
and that'll be nice for you.
I don't know what's going on.
with the internet. I see some text coming in. What's going on
on the stream? I don't know. I'm sure Chief Engineers
been alerted and is furious about it.
It's a Friday. It's a Buzzball Friday.
We're doing, we're just going to keep doing this.
Buzzball Friday. Things aren't working there. I can't do anything about that.
It's on somewhere.
So, we all know Subway make a hand stink.
Make a haystank.
Raising canes make a hand stink as well.
Uh-oh.
This just sounds like a landlord trying to get more money out of somebody.
So,
What?
Are you a landlord?
The most reputable of people and businesses.
Landlords are the most highest respected?
A Boston area raising canes filed a lawsuit against its landlord.
Okay.
Because the landlord is trying to evict them for, quote,
smelling like chicken fingers.
It's a raising canes, big dog.
What did you think?
What was this supposed to smell like inside the chicken place?
Now, the reason this just sounds like...
Chicken fingers.
The reason this just sounds like landlords doing landlord stuff.
Yeah.
Because allegedly the landlord,
landlord wants to bring in a Panda Express.
Oh.
So, I mean, have you ever tried to smell with chickens' fingers?
Ooh, can't do it.
Gross.
Landlord wants to bring in a Panda Express,
which Raising Cain's argues violates their lease agreement.
I guess he can't put like a direct competitor right next door or whatever.
Yeah.
So now the landlord's like,
well, you smell too much like chicken.
Boom.
So he wants to put him in the same plaza or whatever,
just, but not his spot?
It sounds like right next door.
But he's saying that, you know, you can't.
You can't put a competitor right next door.
I don't know.
It's one of the leasing agreements.
See, I mean, if it's in the leasing agreement, fine.
But I would almost be like,
fine on the plaza.
I can put food places anywhere I damn well.
Please, I'm not trying to take your place.
And is a Panda Express that much of a competitor?
I would say no.
I think they're two different worlds, really.
Yeah.
If I'm in the move for Panda Express,
I'm probably not in the mood for raising canes and vice versa.
And honestly, you'd probably get a couple business crossovers.
I could see myself being a person that would be like...
Fried rice and chicken fingers.
I'd be like, yep, let me get myself a little bit of the general or something
and then also get a couple tendies.
And why not work together Panda Express and Raising Cains for some combo meals?
Yeah, racing pandas.
Raising Cains.
Right.
Chicken Express.
Chicken Express.
Chicken X, what?
Wait, that is a place, I think.
That might be, yeah.
I think that's in the mall.
I think I've gotten toothpicks from their thing.
I might get some mall food today, actually.
Taking the oldest of the Lego store to replace a piece.
Oh, nice.
Did you know there's a sort of a Lego store over in, like, that plaza where the Buffalo Wildling used to be in Cicero?
There is?
Looks like it's like, they got a bunch of Lego figures and stuff.
Oh, it's not Lego, but it's like, yeah, I know you're talking about.
It's one of those spots where you can sell Legos.
Bits and something it's called.
Yeah.
But there's like a little Lego places all over the damn.
No, man, I miss, I miss Panda Express. That was pretty good.
I miss when they would people be at the mall and give you forks of food.
I haven't done that in a while, right?
Bourbon chicken.
It used to be the best.
You could just circle back a couple times.
Oh, and I did.
I'd do a lap.
Now, what is this?
It's the same bourbon chicken you just had two minutes ago.
What now?
How do you say it in your native tongue?
Bourbon chicken, you say.
Yeah, it's bourbon chicken.
You just, you, I, you took one.
You walked over to time out and you walked back.
It's the same.
I guess I'll try it.
I mean, I'm flabbergasted.
I'm flabbergasted.
Happy Valentine's Day Eve.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Did you remember your betrothed for tomorrow?
Gonna drizzle chocolates and hot wax on myself.
Those are all the ads I get on Facebook right now are horny wax dripping ads.
I assure you that is in the wrong algorithm.
Wax I've never tinkered with.
That one I don't think.
I don't know.
I'm sure I'd like it in the heat of the moment.
It's some sexy company that's doing Vibos and sex candles and all these things.
And I keep clicking not interested, but they don't care.
I'd have to shave my back, though, because I can't imagine hot wax on my chest,
which is I think where they do the hot waxing.
Why is that a sex thing?
Because it makes you aroused.
Something with pain.
I don't know.
Oh, the pain.
Who knows?
All right.
Listen, you guys go have your fun.
I don't care. I'm not king shaming.
But I ain't getting wax in my chest hair, bud.
Yeah, not the chest hair.
That's what I mean.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't, that I can't, and I don't want to shave my chest.
So, and I don't think I'd get any pleasure out of hot wax on my back.
So, eh, I'll pass.
Do you, like, dip it on your weenie?
No, I'd imagine not.
But if we're talking pain, you don't.
I bet some fellows like that.
I bet if they're pouring, maybe, maybe a little on them.
But I don't, I don't know.
That, again, wax.
The commercials I keep getting are just like some.
lady's arm and she's pouring wax on it and I go, you're lost.
Oh, just on the arm?
You're on the wrong algorithm sex candle store.
But see, I say that.
But then when I get the wax from our wax melt around me, I go, yeah, it's hot.
So, it's hot.
Whatever you're into, I don't care.
Enjoy your Valentine's Day.
But Instacart shared a bunch of stats on what's coming up tomorrow.
What people will be buying tomorrow.
I didn't even think of that.
It's a good idea.
You things get big spikes in sales tomorrow because of Valentine's Day.
and probably today, I would guess, if you're going to go out shopping today.
Oh, I know one.
Two that might shock you.
Pomeranets and oysters.
Yeah.
Both are Aphrodisiacs.
Oysters I could have maybe guessed, but wasn't going to.
Really?
Oysters get you horny?
I've seen that on things.
Yeah.
And pomegranates?
Okay.
Cool.
Whip cream?
Don't see that.
Oh, that was the one I was going to say.
Chocolate covered fruit
See, I don't, I mean
Yeah
Is it still, I mean
Is it still sexy
If you get like
If you get her an edible arrangements basket
Sent to work
When the card says,
Bring this home tonight
You think that
Is that a
I think you're just giving instructions
On what to do with the edible
Don't leave this at work
Bring this home tonight
And then she brings it home
And she's like, oh why
We've got some chocolate covered strawberries
And you're like
Oh yeah, I'm glad you brought home
me just start eating other things.
Thanks.
Ken says I helped a lot of ladies
pick out bourbon for their men yesterday.
Imagine today will be the same day.
That's a good gift.
That's a good gift.
Okay.
Condoms.
62% spike tomorrow.
You dorks.
What's...
Now, condom, Cody, is a thing
that a gentleman, a Jimmy hat,
if you will.
A, no, and well,
I'll draw you a chart.
Here.
Where is it?
Also, personal lubricants.
Vibrators.
Wow. Oh my God. This is Instacart.
Dude, have you been to like a wall, any story?
Well, maybe not like a grocery store, but Walmart sales sex toys now.
That I have seen. People are furious.
Are they really?
I mean, uptight docks.
Yes, those people. That's what I was hoping.
Uptight shuds are curious.
Really?
But no, you got, they got a whole, they got a whole sexual health aisle.
Good for them.
No, I love that. I just didn't, I never really thought about getting a vibrator delivered.
I've never realized. And again, this is, you're talking to the least sexual fellow.
in the country. What do you got there?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, where's that?
An Instagram?
Walgreens.
Yeah, Walgreens has a whole sexual health.
Mm-hmm.
Donkey says even I've purchased sex toys from Walmart.
Nice.
My point was that I've never purchased a vibrator, but I would imagine, are there a lot of
situations where it's like an Instacart purchase where you're like, oh, God, I don't
have the, I don't have it.
Let me go on my phone.
Where my phone?
Like, that's something that you probably have planned for.
right?
You're in the middle of doing a little bit of foreplay
and then you're like, oh!
One second.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, I'm going to pleasure you in about
35 to 45 minutes.
All right, babe, in about...
We'll get, well, a little second.
When David gets here with my delivery.
I'm following David's progression,
so he'll be here soon.
And then I'll get back to pleasure here.
David just picked up our toys, so I'll let you know.
Hey, bro, I'm here.
All right.
Your notes that's handed to you, so I have your vibrator.
Yeah, yeah, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
But that, you order all this and you're like, hey, hey, honey,
it says we can add to McDonald's stop for no extra charges on the way.
What are you talking about?
You want some Mickey D's for after?
Because, I mean, you don't.
You don't ask, you just get it.
Because you know.
Yep.
Why does it smell like McDonald's, babe?
I got 20 pieces out of there waiting for us.
Condoms I would get.
That would be an Instacart.
You'd be like, ah, crap, any condoms?
Or lub, yeah, I need loob.
Vibrator, okay, sure, Mickey is right.
Maybe you broke the one during your session, and you're like, all right.
Yep, and you get all riled up.
You can't go out now.
Yeah.
Yeah, right, that would be the bag of stuff that gets delivered.
To that the wrong house.
To that poor old lady that's going through my groceries.
Oh!
Kills her out on her front step.
Cody just throws out a parachute hoops, but he's half chubbed,
and he's walking around the apartment complex.
98B?
Oh, I understand.
Where's 98B?
I don't know.
I'm not here to the distance.
Just, oh, my God.
Oh, there, okay, there it is.
Hey, I got those are mine.
Candy orders will spike tomorrow.
These are Instacart spikes we expect to see tomorrow.
111% jump.
Do you care about Valentine's candy?
Is there anything of your, of interest to you?
We're not doing anything for Valentine's this year.
So, I didn't know if there's, because, you know, after holidays,
I like to try to go and snatch up a couple things.
I want to try to go see a couple of things.
those Jif peanut butter things are on sale after.
They were just jiffy hearts or peanut butter hearts would have Jiff in them and I want to try that.
Yeah, I'd like that.
But not for six bucks.
But to answer your question, I don't really care of.
I mean, I like chocolate covered strawberries a lot.
But those are like five bucks a piece now, so I don't really get a lot of those.
Yeah.
I like a, my, my Bob used to get tam those, um, what are those things?
Those Whitman samplers.
Oh.
I used to like those, like picking around those when Tam wasn't looking.
No, Deb doesn't like chocolates.
Really?
Just like chocolate?
No.
She's not a, every once in a while, like a little piece of something, but she's not a big candy person, really at all.
Yeah, but there's no special Valentine's candy I seek out.
I, like, told you a couple weeks ago, I liked those spree hearts that were around.
That's why I bought the spree candy, but.
I haven't been able to find those, the heart chicken nuggets.
I was looking for those.
I thought that had been funny.
Do they make those?
Yeah, they, like the Dyto Nugget people?
put them in there.
He had Tyson did them.
But I don't know.
I'll look on Instagram.
Maybe they're available on Instagram
somewhere.
Flowers is obviously going to have a huge spike tomorrow.
That's not number one?
That is number one.
Oh, Flowers is?
Number two is stuffed animals, though.
No.
No, bud.
Can we have a real conversation about stuffed animals?
Do you ladies want a stuffed animal?
You don't, right?
They don't.
Unless it's like a...
It's a low effort Valentine's Day gift, right?
Unless it's probably a very specific thing.
Yeah.
That you go out of your way.
not just like
Like we're adults now
We don't need to give adult ladies
Stuffed animals right
Yeah
I don't know
Kelly does
Penny says no
Seris is no
That's some meaning to it
I would say
Like you know
Our
Doggies
Yeah that's sweet
You know like our stuff like that
But just like a
Here I got you this
Yeah
I got you a rasta banana
I think
I think
I think we got to elevate
The gifts a little
little bit, fellas. I don't think stuffed animals is it
anymore. Yeah. We're not kids.
Unless you have, for example,
like Amy likes plushies,
unless your specific partner like
stuffed animals. And you got to, it's got to go with it.
Like, it's got to be, you can't just be like,
have a Valentine's Day, here's
a monkey holding a heart. Yeah.
Because now that's going to go,
okay. Like what? She's got to leave it out
for a couple days. She probably got, if you do
gifts, she probably got you something awesome because
chicks are awesome at giving gifts. Yeah,
now you have this little stuffed animal
around the house and eventually make it to the closet
which eventually makes it to a box which eventually makes it
to a donation pile.
I'm trying to think. I don't think I have any
I do. I have a stuffed animal.
You do? I have Paul Bunyan, the old
water safari. Well, that's for you. That's something you like a lot.
Yeah, I have him and he's wearing a horse sunglasses.
We have stuffed animals, but they're all the dogs.
They're all his stuffed animals. That's
the other thing. If I leave it anywhere
Elsa will absolutely be like
Yeah, that's... We just yank that off
Where have you got that from?
A stuffed animal's not going to last long in my house
because Freddie will rip it apart.
What he's done with his day job at the kissing booth?
He's at the kissing booth.
He works hard.
You like that?
He looks real not pleased.
Dude, so that dog, and then I'm running late.
But that dog comes out of the groomer yesterday.
Because I know I'm like...
You just know he's unimpressed, right?
You're like, what?
Kissing booth?
The photo's on my K-Rock Josh's Facebook page
if you want to see Freddy at the kissing booth.
So he comes...
He's at the groomer yesterday.
does this whole, you know,
bath, teeth brush, whatever they do in there.
And he comes out, and when he comes out of the groomer,
he usually does, he likes to do his little peepies,
you know, on the sidewalk, Marks territory.
Yep.
But then he starts to hunch up to take a dump,
and I go, bro, I don't have any bags on me.
I don't know why I didn't have any bags on me.
So he takes this huge dump on the sidewalk,
and I'm like, I don't have any bags.
I went in my trunk, I got paper towels,
I pick up this poop.
He kicks no on it.
And there's no garbage cans in downtown Phoenix.
They usually places like that have like a thing, a little station.
My wife said I could have just gone back into the groomer and probably got it back.
I didn't think that through.
I was like, oh, now I'm out of the groomer.
So I pick up this thing, this giant dog pile.
Yeah.
And I have nowhere to throw it away.
So I bring it in my car with me to drive it to a gas station.
No, you did not.
You can not bring a turk into your vehicle with you.
What else am I going to do with it?
Just, I'm not going to leave a huge pile on the sidewalk.
Once you pick it up, toss it to the side now.
There's nothing you can do.
You have to talk.
We're all out a couple poop chucks.
I'm always afraid people are like watching me and then I'm going to get a ticket.
You're not even going to get a ticket.
There's nothing you can do.
I'm going to be on like a community message board.
We saw Josh just leave poop in the middle of the side of the house.
We saw Josh pick up giant poop bring it into his car.
I brought up my car.
I brought up my car and I drove it to the circle K.
Now you're on every Reddit.
And it was like the poop was in my nostrils all night.
Yep.
Poor Freddy was like, probably like, like, what are you doing with that?
He's like, it's not me.
He's like, it's not me.
I'm like, dude, you couldn't wait until we got home for this?
That time, you're allowed a couple just, you chuck it to the snowbank.
I don't think.
That would have bit me in the ass.
No, you're allowed a few.
Everybody's allowed a few.
The fire department's right there, so the police probably come out and be like,
Hey!
I want to hawk it right at the building, right at the firehouse.
So much poop, too.
It smelled so bad.
I don't think you were allowed to keep it, bud.
Uh-oh.
One of the grass dancers from Boboni's Super Bowl halftime show is selling their grass costume on eBay.
Bro, I don't think you were supposed to go home with that.
He did.
He just got in that card.
You know what I mean?
Some guy was driving down the highway in a Toyota Corolla with a,
the full grass costume on yesterday.
It's Sunday at about 7 o'clock in California, I mean, I guess what are they going to do with
it afterwards, but you can buy, he's got the grass costume.
I like that.
He's got his pass.
Yep.
He's got a little in-ear radio they all had to wear.
Interesting.
And he has the bag of snacks they gave him.
What do he get?
Kirkland Trail Mix.
Okay.
All right, it's a Costco thing.
Okay.
Strawberry banana, some kind of bar it looks like.
and then a Kirkland Chewy protein bar.
Okay.
Keep you up and running.
I like that.
I guess you can buy the grass set if you want.
I mean, what are they going to do with it?
You know?
What are they going to do with any of that crap?
Now, I'm looking at the set.
I'll describe it for you at the audience.
It looks like the costume was
forest green sweatshirt, forest green sweatpants,
like an army green hat that you pulled over your head,
and then just grass that you surrounded yourself with.
I mean, cool.
He wants five grand for it.
I don't know, man.
Someone will get it to him.
The seller says it comes.
Unless he's not supposed to have it like you said.
With the green boclovah that you put over your head,
shoulder harness, the green sweatsuit, gloves,
grass bunny prop arms,
the in-eer radio the performers had to wear.
Yeah.
And a Super Bowl 60 tote bag.
Cellar wasted no time listed no time listening to costume.
Yo, for real, bro.
How much do you get paid to be the grass?
Is that a volunteer thing?
I don't even know
To be honest with you
I want more information
About the grass people
Because I can't
That story I found
With that old guy
That kept telling his grandkids
And his family
That he was just going to run errands
And then he was a salsa dancer
I don't know
I'm sure he didn't get paid
It's probably just a volunteer
Oh yeah what is that story
He just was he went and he saw an ad for it
Uh huh
And he just went and did it
And was doing it
And didn't tell his family
And they just saw him on the Super Bowl
And then people found him on the Super Bowl
And, like, we're sending like, look, there he is.
Because there's a woman that went viral because she's, she's like this Brooklyn legendary,
she must be, like, Dominican or Puerto Rico.
And everybody in Brooklyn knows her.
Yeah, and she did it.
And there was a quick scene during, Baboni, where they went to, like, a storefront,
and she was working the storefront.
Everybody was like, hey, that's all and so.
That's awesome.
She was just in it.
That's cool.
There were a bunch of people.
I didn't realize my boy, Acuna Jr. from the Braves was on there.
He was?
Yep.
I saw Jessica Alba
Who we didn't know why I was there
The first time I didn't know she was Puerto Rican
I guess some type
One of those
Was down there
Those many countries
So any of them I guess
And they were just dancing in the house
Yeah
They had fun
That was cool
Mm-hmm
Yeah I went back and rewatched it
Because I didn't really pay attention to too much
Like
I watched it
Way too many times
I've watched it with
I got a thing for halftime shows
I don't know what it is
I just love
I love the theatrical
of it. I like to try to pretend I understand
some words. Katie said it was
$18 an hour and
70 hours of rehearsal. To be grass?
I guess you got to make sure you don't move.
Well, they probably did a lot of movements.
$1,300 for the eight days of rehearsal and
the event. You got to think there's probably a lot
of like... Oh yeah, and now shift to here.
Now shift to here.
Right, right, right. Oh, bad bunnies walking by
you turn, doc. Yeah, man.
I got a thing. I'll watch Kendrick's
half-time show all the time. I haven't
gone back and watched any. The weekend? I
even like the weekend, but I watch his?
Him I like. That was one of my favorites, just because
I really like him. I like that. Other than
the jockstrap face. I've watched, obviously,
I've watched the Prince won like a thousand times.
Because that was not even that
theatric. He's just on his logo.
It's just him being like, I'll just play.
And he does.
He just does. But like Baboni's going through the grass
and then he's got all these set pieces, and then he climbs
to the power lines. Pretty crazy to
think that he did
all that in, you know,
how many weeks time to
train for it.
Yeah, that would make sense.
They had to have marching band experience.
That was very much a marching band thing.
That makes sense.
I never did marching band.
I did drumline, but my wife was a big marching band person, and they practiced that all the time.
It's like watching you nerds at the dome and your halftime shows when you're doing all that.
You got five grand and want one of the grass costumes.
You can get it.
Did you see that not only with the wedding withdrawal, but the proposal was too?
Look at all that.
They did all sorts of stuff.
Dude, they did so much in this stuff.
They had a lot of Easter eggs hidden in the grass.
Sadly, though, I mean, I guess not.
sadly because it's just rich people, but I think if you're at the Super Bowl,
the halftime shows aren't very good.
No, you probably have to-
I don't think you can see what's going on.
Yeah, you probably have to watch on a screen.
I would imagine that is not for the people in the audience.
Because when you see them do like the wide shot,
if I'm going to stand, all I'm seeing, I can maybe hear it,
and I'm just seeing like a little dot move around the grass.
So it's probably not as cool.
Well, and, I mean, this is for anybody that's there.
Yeah.
Not just bad body.
A ball.
But no offense.
the anti halftime performer.
If I'm there for the Super Bowl,
I ain't missing any of the Super Bowl,
so I'm going pee and stuff for the halftime.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
So, no offense to Bad Bunny or the weekend or any of those guys.
I'm like, I got to pee first.
If I come back and you're still having at it,
I will watch.
I don't think the halftime show is for the fans in the audience,
because I don't think you're getting the same experience
that those of us at home are getting.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Eh.
Eh.
It's my bad bunny.
I was going to say.
I was going to say.
Bad Bunny, right here.
Right here live is.
studio. That was it.
I'm insufferable with that bad money.
Did he have any other guests sneak in that we don't know about?
It was it just Lady Gaga?
It might be a lot of people that I'm just not familiar with.
No, like singing or anything.
Did we, I don't know.
No, it was just, was that the old, like the, not what's the word I'm looking for?
The least amount of people.
You know what I'm saying?
It was just, it was just bad bunny and Lady Gaga.
That was it.
Because didn't, like, everybody has a million guests.
I don't think it was the least amount because Prince didn't have any guests.
Oh, he didn't?
No.
See, that's what I mean. I don't remember.
I didn't know if anybody.
Ricky Martin.
Yeah, you forgot, Ricky, you forgot your boy, Ricky Martin.
Oh, I did.
I did forget Ricky Martin.
Don't tell him I.
Nobody, nobody tell him.
That's good, don't.
If it gets back to him, I'm going to know where it came from.
If you embarrass him in front of Ricky Martin.
I'm going to know where it came from.
Friday, we did it.
Let's do it.
Let's get through the day.
Okay.
Let's get through the day.
He's a good day.
It's a good day.
It's a good day.
Son, quote, unquote, quote unquote.
it's...
I mean, that's a made-up word.
It's light out.
I don't know about the sun.
I haven't seen the sun since November.
Got a hell of a weekend for college basketball and NBA.
I know we got two big games at the dome tomorrow.
Just big...
Oh, yeah, is that tonight?
Is today the...
Is it Maryland?
Syracuse...
Or Duke?
One verse two.
I know that.
What channel's that on?
Hold on a second.
Let me give you the whole score
because I saw Pete Salon TV talking about how like
the lots of...
are already sold out for this.
I bet. I bet Maryland. Yeah, one and two, baby.
That's tonight?
I'm trying to find the, no, I can't find it either.
Yeah, Zippy says tonight.
Oh, man, is that going to be on TV?
Because I want to watch that.
Yeah, can I watch that? Let's watch LaCross and be into it.
ACCC Network. Six o'clock.
Six o'clock, cool.
I don't like that.
Syracuse is number two in the country right now?
They're a really good team.
Yep, they're great. And it's on TK99?
Yeah, they carry it over there, yep.
They carry lacrosse?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, bitching.
Mm-hmm. Why? Where'd you see that? Oh, it's on their image?
Just the Sarah Cuse.com slash sports slash men's lacrosse slash schedule.
Yeah. See, maybe that's what we got to lean into. Maybe we're just a lacrosse town.
We've talked about that before. We love lacrosse because that was if when they get to the championship games, it would be on, what is that?
Is it Memorial Day weekend? What's the thing comes up in like two months?
I think. Memorial Days before, yeah, Labor Day is in the fall. Memorial Day is the first one.
So that would be it. Yeah.
It used to be fun. We would all get together and hang out and watch that.
So that'd be cool.
That'd be fun.
But that and then, you know, basketball tomorrow.
Yeah, we can just forget about, we don't really care about basketball and football in this town.
Sorry.
No, sorry.
See, that's what we do.
We're a lacrosse soccer town.
If we break up with them first, if everyone's like, man, your football team sucks, you're like, oh, I don't care.
We're a lacrosse town.
Cool, I don't even care.
You're a lacrosse town.
What basketball team?
That's weird.
You're in gate country.
Syracuse plays basketball up there?
They do.
One of that?
Well, I don't know.
Only ball I know is a lot harder.
And if you dunk that.
You're in gate country, bud.
You're in gate country. You're in gate country.
You're in gate country.
Well, speaking of sports, pickleball continues to...
I think it kind of had a pop and now it kind of leveled out.
There's still a lot of people that play it, especially in the retired communities.
Oh, they played it every morning, bright and early, up at Old Forge.
They did?
Right outside.
Where did they do that?
Is there a court?
Yeah, they had...
They turned, they had a tennis court, but they turned the other ones into pickleball and crack ass at dawn.
That's all you could just hear that.
Right outside, literally.
I'm glad that, I'm glad.
I'm glad that they're more athletic than me.
They're out there moving their bodies and parts and stuff, so good for them.
Well, then you had my hairy ass just smoking a bowl and watching them with my shirt off at 6 o'clock the morning as they were doing it.
Yeah, you guys go ahead.
Mm-hmm.
Have fun down there, though.
Mm-hmm.
I know AJ's dad loves pickleball.
Did I tell you that I had to go fix his speakers?
Did I ever tell you that story?
You give you any Burger King coupons?
No, but I guess I got to frame this and then I'll get into the pickleball.
So, for those you have not listened to the show on K Rock, long time ago before Cody, my high school best friend, AJ.
There was a time before Cody.
My high school best friend, AJ was in here with me.
It was my favorite version of the show.
I liked it.
And AJ has, he moves around a lot.
So he moved to Colorado.
He's like a nomad.
He is.
He's a very nomadic man.
So AJ moved to Colorado and his other brother has lived in Kansas City forever.
He's got siblings?
He does.
He has a brother Adam who lives in Kansas City forever.
So none of them are around.
But his dad lives in the house.
Well, they moved back a little bit, but they live in the same house right around the corner from me.
Yeah.
So a couple weeks ago, I get a call from AJ's dad.
Did it say AJ's dad?
It says his name.
I won't say his name.
But he left his name and he goes,
hey, it's ba, blah, blah.
Can't seem to get my speakers to work on the TV.
And that's like, all right.
I mean, I'm fine with that.
He's a big part of my life.
I went over to AJ's parents' house and fixed their speakers.
That's funny.
And I texted AJ, I go, hey, I just,
I just fixed your parents surround sound system for him.
I would have sent him a selfie, like, in his old broom or something.
Yeah.
And I go, hey, just fix your parents' surround sound system.
He goes,
he goes,
I'm glad to have you in your,
he said,
I'm glad that he have you in their lives.
But AJ's dad plays a lot of pickleball.
He's retired and he goes to the Yvese
and plays a lot of pickleball.
I've tried to watch it and like,
see if I'm interested.
I just can't get interested in it.
It was the same with tennis.
Mm-hmm.
I tried tennis a little bit.
Just not,
not my style.
No,
and A.
Jay's dad does not sound like my Bob impersonation.
That's close enough.
AJ's dad is from Long Island.
So he sounds a lot like this.
And he's like,
The speakers don't work.
Hey, it's John.
Hey, hey, hey.
How can I do his voice?
Hey, give me a call back because I can't get these speakers to work.
The speakers.
The speakers don't work, Josh.
And then I go over there, he goes.
It's garbage.
He goes over there.
He goes, you've been busy?
And I go, why?
I go, I hear you want all those marijuana commercials.
And I go, yeah, I'm doing a lot of those.
He goes, that's good, that's good.
Oh, that's hilarious.
So a bunch of Florida.
seniors got into a fight on Sunday at the pickleball court.
Oh, I bet. They go wild over that.
They take it real seriously.
The rules, probably who's got next, stuff like that.
I was like, how you go, you still play a pickleball?
I go three or four times a week.
Oh, my God.
I stay busy.
He does.
He does.
He's a former gym teacher, though.
Before he built Burger Kings, he was a gym teacher.
I did like, was it squash?
Uh-huh.
A racquetball.
The one against the wall?
Where you went to, because everyone, we got to go to Gold's gym.
It was very weird for Jim, and they would let us play that.
That game with you there and you would smack.
The game Robert California played?
That's squash.
Is that squash?
That is fun.
That's fun bouncing the ball off the wall?
I like that, but.
Or is it racquetball?
Whatever it is.
Maybe it's one of them.
But yes, the one Robert California played.
That's enjoyable.
So a 63-year-old guy allegedly cursed at a woman.
That's it.
And that just pushed the husband over the edge.
Which I get.
If somebody curses it, my wife, I'm going to come back to.
Oh, yeah, you don't get to curse it.
You don't get to speak to that.
So the guy then pushed a 70-year-old, and then here's the 911 call.
Hello.
We're first creek pickleball court, and there's a fight that's broken out, and we need to come quick, please.
Okay.
How many people are fighting?
There's about 20 people.
Whoa, a 20-person pickleball battle.
I bet that there's 20 people there.
And it's just two.
Two old guys huffing and puffing with their weird old guy chest air.
Really, this country turned when we all stopped yelling World Star during fights.
I agree.
We got to go back to yelling World Star during fights.
If there is an incident going on, World Star needs to be yelled first and foremost.
We stopped yelling World Star and now look where we are.
So can we please?
Any weapons?
No, no.
I mean, somebody hit somebody with a pickleball paddle.
Hit somebody in the head.
Please.
Oh, my God.
Is anybody...
Listen to her.
We're breaking up, but we need help.
Please.
I mean, that's like the...
That's a big event for her.
I know, but she's acting like, like, take a breath.
That was a big event for her.
Like, breathe a little.
Relax.
Now, the irony, though, I almost just passed out.
Because I clicked on the Fox 10 TV website.
I wanted to see if any arrests were made.
Yeah.
And for some reason, it loaded a different story.
So it says, pickleball brawl, and then right beneath it say,
officials say two people were killed.
Totally unrelated story.
Nobody died in this situation.
That you know of.
But I can't find any arrest.
Maybe some people were arrested over the pickleball brattle.
That's a paddling.
But right?
Did she sprint down the road like lassie to alert somebody?
I think she's very out of breath.
There's a lot going on.
I just, I just, come please.
It's so terrible.
Pickleball paddle.
But yeah, come on.
Now, start yelling on World Star when these.
things break out.
Right, not pickleball paddle.
You know what?
Imagine the pickleball battle is happening.
20 person pickleball battles happening.
That would have been awesome.
Could you imagine you're the cops that show up, the two of them, and you walk into the doors?
Mm-hmm.
20 old people brawling over pickleball.
And it's all overwhelming.
And then all of a sudden this hits.
Whoa!
My God!
My God!
My God!
I'm seeing him out!
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears.
said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the available
head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus ES, not just for you,
buy you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicerole.
Foo Fighters. Good morning. This is K.Ruck.
They're up to something that foo fighters.
Are they?
They change their website.
They released music, I guess, the other day.
I haven't been following.
I just...
You're over it?
I'm just no, every song is so similar now.
There's no, like, variety.
It's almost like he's just kind of resting on the fact that they're...
Here's the footh fighters.
Here's the sound.
You're going to pay for it.
I know, I guess that is their sound, but I hear you.
Like, they're all starting to sound the same.
Yeah, usually he's way more creative and everything.
I don't know.
Nothing's on their website, but, uh...
Yeah, they're teasing a lot.
of new stuff tour dates they haven't been around here in a while right there's a
month they got a bunch of shows coming up overseas it was a couple years ago all
overseas well there is it there is a tour announced all this summer oh okay at least
it's on their website fighting foo across the lab nothing around here though closest is
philly you can go to philly on the 13th no thanks was queens of the stone age no thanks
oh cool he'll probably hop see he's got to bring his that once he can hop on drums
This is Dave Grohl?
Well, I get to see Josh Fries tomorrow playing with nine-inch nails.
That's even better.
That's going to be nice.
That's way cooler.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
Oh, little valentines.
And we've got one more set of tickets to give away.
And two things of flowers here.
One of those is somebody.
It just haven't picked them up yet.
Brooke.
If you've won your flowers, go pick them up because they're not going to look great come Monday.
Brooke, are these yours?
That might be Brooks Flowers.
Ma'am.
Little Miss ma'am.
Either, if you won in the...
the Utica market, you got to pop into a landmark building location, the Utica studio
right there to the landmark building.
Get those flowers because come Monday, you're going to be bummed.
They're not going to look good.
Or if you want in the Syracuse area, come down to Walton Street and grab those.
But maybe you don't have any ideas for tomorrow.
Maybe you don't know what gifts to give your loved one.
Couple last minute ideas.
Scratch offs, always a great Valentine's.
Hell yeah, we did.
We cleaned up a Super Bowl.
Oh, my mom did.
What did you get?
Because I like to get...
My wife will get some scratches tomorrow.
I like to do scratchers for things.
When we do like our little holiday hangouts,
I think it's fun to get a bunch of scratches and then randomly do them.
But we're on a nice role where we're just keeping rolling it forward with the winnings.
And Super Bowl, Deb crushed it.
It's winning 25, 10.
Whoa!
All over the place.
We got a bunch of them.
What sounds you've ever won on a scratcher?
I don't think I've even won 20.
Honestly, I think it might be that $100.
I won on that loose change.
that won a couple years ago.
Remember the max you can get a loose change?
That's probably all I can think of.
Good for you.
I don't think I know I've never won like 500 or anything.
No, I don't think I've won 100.
Maybe I've won 100 on something at another time that I can't remember.
But that one, when I want 100 on loose change, is all I can think of.
Jimmy won 500 a few times.
Nice. I also don't.
Until very recently.
All right, Amy says you can pass her flowers onto someone else.
All right, Amy, we will.
If you don't want to pick them up, we'll just give them to somebody in the office.
But thank you.
Okay.
Um, 150, jealousy won?
Yeah, I haven't, I don't play as much.
I don't play a lot of scratchers.
Like, until very recently, you know, every once in a while,
now I'll throw off I have a couple dollars.
I just, because it's fun.
It's like a nice little, like on a Friday night, like, all right,
got a scratcher to do.
It is fun.
And then you do a scratcher, and then you lose.
I've been complaining about not been gambling in a while.
I want to go gambling with you and go out to feed some piggys or something, man.
Gambling.
Wow.
$2 blue, blue I checked.
Taylor won $500 a few times.
Good for you.
You don't want me get a couple bucks, bro?
You know, let me get a good last minute gift.
You can also do a movie night basket.
Maybe you get like candy, popcorn, bottle of wine.
You're like movie night.
No, that is a good one because you can really judge that up with the different accessories that they have for a little popcorn nights and movie nights and stuff like that.
Make a nice little basket.
Do like a charcutory board tomorrow, like a nice little snack board for your loved ones.
And with the weather, though, you could also do a nice little.
nice drive somewhere. I don't know if people enjoy that, but like out somewhere where it's
nice, the snow would look real good, summer where there's a lot of trees or, you know,
like what I do go out to a Tisco and stuff. I'll be driving by myself tomorrow.
I just did that the other day and it was, you forget sometimes we're, like, your vehicle
and the roads and stuff, because I got going out there and then forget the hills. Oh, yeah. And
they're probably snow covered. Yeah. I was like, all right, we're turning around. We don't need to
see that bad.
Bianc?
Boiong?
Whoa.
I don't know to say your name.
One three million.
My friend's father won three million on a scratcher last year, they said.
D-Dame.
That's the most I've ever seen.
That's pretty cool.
Wow.
Or just get a nice meal.
Bring home some nice meals, you know?
Like, hon, I got us a pizza.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pizza and chicken.
Hell yeah.
You're welcome.
Spoon Man.
His Spoonman.
Is Spoonman home?
Has David Spoonman home?
Oh, David Spoonman.
No, he's gross.
Good morning.
This is K. Rock.
I don't know.
This thing that you sent me is like a month old, so it's not new news.
No, I saw that, but I didn't, I didn't even hear about it.
I didn't know what this is.
It's called Avengers Dooms Day.
Yep, comes out in a year, basically.
You're not going to spoil it because it says it in the title, The X-Men will return.
But I haven't watched it yet.
I've seen a couple of these.
They did one with Captain America, but it wasn't, it didn't say Captain America.
They said his real name.
So what, Dooms Day is like another theme?
They're doing Avengers again.
I don't get why or how.
I thought they killed them all.
I watched that movie.
Let me see what this does.
But this gave me a little goosebumps.
Streaming it and Twitch and YouTube right now.
For us all?
All I know for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you prepared to die?
The sign for the school of gifted.
The question is, who will be?
You close your eyes.
Ready?
Oh, hell yeah, dude. Magneto.
They're together.
Oh, bro, I got tingles right now.
Oh, bro.
Ready? Ready?
Watch this.
The X-Men will return in Avengers Doomsday.
And then it's the ticking clock.
Yeah, that's streaming live right now.
The clock is ticking down on the Marvel YouTube page.
Man.
All right.
It gave me goosebumps.
I got goosebumps right now.
I don't care about the Avengers.
I don't care about a lot of superhero stuff.
The only superhero stuff I like is Batman and X-Men.
Yep, and that's cool.
And I like when they add in all these guys.
And it's fun to follow because it's like crazy fun, kind of like wrestling angles.
The way they're doing all these multiverses.
It's just I kind of wish I-
I can't keep track of all of it.
I wish I was super invested from the absolute start instead of pieces all the way through
and then an enormous chunk where I didn't watch any of them,
and then I tried to watch them all.
Because that's what I did with these Avengers.
That's why it confused me,
because I watched that one with the thing with the giant glove.
They all died.
But different universes and stuff.
The only way I can explain it to you is this.
When it comes to these Avengers movies,
it's like I've been in a class all semester.
But I haven't done any of the homework.
And after I missed one paper, I was like,
okay, okay, I'll go back,
and I can do that paper.
Yep.
And then I missed two assignments.
Yep.
And now I've missed like 30 assignments.
So I'm like, forget it.
I'm just going to fail this class class.
But it's like I know what's going on.
But yeah, you know, I'll try.
I'll try.
I'll take the test.
I feel like there's so much backlog, at least with the X-Men.
Yes.
I know enough about them that I can just plug right into an X-Men movie.
And then this, they are part of whatever multiverse that these other ones are in.
So I don't, it's just, I've tried.
And it's got my interest because,
I like the way they do it, and I like the multiverse.
Well, we only make superhero movies now.
We don't make movies about anything but superheroes.
Yep.
And that Deadpool one was cool and kind of helped explain a little bit of them.
All right.
So, I mean, I'll give it a go.
Did you see the- Coming in December?
The Nicholas Cage one?
No.
Type in Nicholas Cage Spider-Man.
Oh, is he Spider-Man?
I don't know what they're going to do with this.
By the way, we're always streaming these videos in our Twitch and YouTube channel,
typing K-Roxy and lie.
But it's, how do you pronounce that?
Noir?
Like film noir?
Spider noir.
Oh, Spider noir.
It's like, let's start from the beginning.
And it's, it's, dude, this just dropped yesterday.
Yeah, he's a Spider-Man.
Dickless King's going to be a Spider-Man.
The hell is, let's watch this.
I don't know if he swears.
Tell me why.
You already know how it ends.
Oh, then.
Well, look at that.
I didn't, I didn't watch this.
It's coming to Prime.
Ticks.
thoughts and pulses.
Is he a government?
I managed to suppress them.
Most of the time.
I don't know the story of Spider-Man, I guess.
The story of Spider-Man is that he gets,
Peter Parker gets bit by a spider on a field trip.
I don't know what this is.
Maybe not.
This is like a prequel.
For those you were just listening,
it's an all black and white, it's Nick Cage.
It looks like it's from the 30s,
like it's supposed to take place in the 30s.
Oh, it's cool. He did the voice of this,
and now they made a movie out of it.
Was this like part of the video games, that Spider-N-Warm?
He said he was in the Spider-Verse.
That's cool.
This is an alternate 1940s, 50 Spider-Man, Big Bang says.
Why not?
What's going on, man?
Oh, cool.
I like him.
Wait.
What the hell happened to him?
I beat up some guys in a bar.
Spider-Man Mask he has is pretty cool.
That's a neat little...
It's like an old-timey, like a knit cap with two eyeballs.
Yeah, with like little goggle thingies on it.
Huh.
What do you have?
You think you're about over there?
They have an existential crisis, if I'm honest.
Shuck a nerve, huh?
For those you're just listening, that was Nick Cage.
Series.
Like, oh, it's a series.
May 27.
Half.
Nick Cage is in, like, an old-timey, like 40s reporter garb.
He's got a long jacket.
He's got the hat.
He's a detective.
He's got this cool, like, mask on.
I hope that it is it.
All right, I'll watch that.
I hope it's in that same style and wasn't just for the trailer.
Like in black and white and stuff?
No, I think that this is the theme.
That was cool.
Because film noir is that look, the black and white, 40s, 50s look.
Yeah.
If he's a detective in it, all right, that looks really cool.
I don't watch that.
That'll take the taste out of my mouth from the Nick Cage from that movie I watched.
Where you got that weird voice?
Yeah.
I can't remember it now.
Oh, my God, I can't even remember what it was.
Yeah, I'll need to go back and watch that.
My kids really loved Spider-Man when they were younger.
Yeah.
So we watched all those movies.
That last one was one of the best.
Was that into the Spider-verse?
I can't.
The last one I remember watching was Into the Spider-Verse.
The Homecoming?
Oh, yeah.
I don't watch that one.
Whatever that one was, where they did the thing,
where it was all three of them.
Yeah.
But text line is right.
It is all explained into that,
into the Spider-verse movie.
Okay, I watched that.
Like, it shows you how there's different,
like, different Spider-Men's and all that.
There's all the Spider-Mans.
No way home.
No way home.
No way home.
All right, cool.
The Spider-Men.
A couple of superheroy things coming up.
We'll get X-Men in December.
We'll get Nick Cage.
And it looks like they're doing a thing to his face.
Oh, he looks like they were doing a thing to his face?
I'm sure they have to with him.
A little, what, not on there.
CGI and up a little bit?
Probably.
All right.
All right.
Big Bang loves it.
He's a big Marvel nerd.
All right, I'll watch that.
I'll watch that for sure.
Sugar.
Sugar.
Oh, yeah.
If you're missing the stream.
What a Friday.
We have Showbro Posty who's listening to Michigan,
and he's just, he just plays with technology.
Technology all day and nights.
And he makes us in a lot of AI photos that I can't post.
And then he just released a video of us.
I just showed Twitch and YouTube.
It's, uh, yeah.
Hey, Andrews will say it's fake.
I don't think so.
Oh, God, that was just so funny, this stupid smile on my face.
Yeah, he took a photo of us and then how to smooch each other.
Listen, I love love.
Double.
Love is love.
We did big, big smooch and went back for second.
Love is love.
Oh, dear.
It hurts my,
little chubby little cheeks.
30 years ago today,
the Fuji's released the scorn.
Wow.
We're not old.
Also, Tupac's All Eyes on Me released 30 years ago today.
Wow.
We're old.
We're aged.
We're very, uh, we're experienced.
We're aged.
I thought the Fugees were the Wutan clan growing up for a long time.
Yeah.
That was like nine.
Yeah, you are a little younger than me, so you would have, I wasn't sure I didn't know.
Because I had the vibe.
First CD I bought with my own job money was not the score.
It was the miseducation of Lorne Hill.
I would love to see Fujis, but I don't think that's going to happen.
Praz is in prison.
And Lauren Hill, like, shows up hours late for shows.
Didn't she go to...
She did tax evasion.
That's, okay, I was thinking her.
She got a little bit trouble.
And then, uh, what, there's not to still out all over the place, though, right?
Wycliffe?
Yeah.
So I mean...
Put the bullet in my babburg goose.
Right, little bubble goose.
Posty says, do you remember how much the CD was, Josh?
I do not.
But I remember it was my first paycheck from McDonald's, and I thought it was a cool thing that I could
just go buy whatever music I wanted.
Yeah.
I feel like CDs are like 13, 14 bucks, right?
I don't remember.
I know they were like that,
but when we were first getting them,
I honestly don't remember.
And I remember I had a paycheck,
and I walked from the McDonald's.
I must have deposited it or something.
And I walked from the McDonald's down to,
what would have been that record store,
Great Northern Mall?
Wasn't an F.I.E.
Whatever that record store was.
Maybe record town.
Wasn't like a Sam Goody or anything.
Oh, was it?
No, definitely.
We didn't have a Sam Goody over there.
There was one in, I think, Destiny.
Yeah.
But yeah.
And then I walked down there,
and I bought my first CD.
Mm-hmm.
It was media play.
Media play was a big one.
Record theater was across the street.
Okay.
And they're closed now.
I shoplifted a lot from record theater.
I just like it.
It's cool that that one that's a dollar tree now on Erie Boulevard,
they still use the same building,
but it's just got dollar tree stuff in it.
And then, yeah, a lot of CDs cost a penny if you just went through, you know,
Columbia House.
They didn't really cost them.
They were basically, they were free.
They were just handing them to you.
Well, a 44-year-old Slovak man.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Got arrested yesterday because as if it wasn't a bad enough beatdown by Team USA.
We played Slovenia yesterday, right?
That was who they beat?
Oh, I thought it was it?
Hold on.
I thought it might have been Latvia.
Maybe it was Latvia.
They're all the same over there.
I don't keep track of countries.
Regardless.
He was a fugitive for 16 years.
Damn.
Went back to watch the Olympics and he was arrested.
It's not worth it, bud.
Watch them on TV.
How'd they get him?
44-year-old man was arrested two nights ago in Milan after 16 years on the run
when he returned to Italy to watch Slovakia's national hockey team at the Winter Olympics.
Wow.
Police tracked him down after he checked into a Milan-area guest house.
I mean...
I see, I can't use a real name too, bud.
Did he even know he was on the run?
The fugitive must not.
He's only going to serve 11 months.
So maybe it was like a small crime and he's like, oh, I didn't.
I forgot it and pay those tickets.
And after 16 years, they're still going to be like, yep, we need that 11 months from you.
They probably got like software that just shows Cody Leese, just checked into the Marriott.
And they go, oh, remember Cody Lecy?
Remember Cody Lecy?
Been on the land for 16 years.
Let's go get him.
Facial recognition or something.
Yeah.
Good.
That's coming here soon to Syracuse.
so that's great.
Is it?
Where is that going to be?
All those cameras
are just scan
everything about us all the name time.
They'll upgrade those soon enough
and then we'll all know
all of our things all the time.
We venture to surveillance state.
It's pretty gross.
It's cool.
But you can buy like masks
to shield your face now
and you can buy like reflective
hoodie jackets
to shield your face
from those cameras and stuff.
I mean I don't personally
it's not like
well if you don't tell it was in
you don't mind because I'm not out
doing things but that's such an invasion of it.
It's no one's business
what you're doing with your life.
No to scan everybody's stuff.
This is a free country.
I'm allowed to freely roam around without being videotaped and filmed and surveilled by the government,
barf.
I can do what I want.
Frick asses.
But yeah, no, you're right.
There is a big pushback from the, I think it was Ring that had that Super Bowl commercial.
Yep.
I didn't see the commercial.
I've only read the articles.
What was it?
It was like saying that we could help find your pet or whatever.
Which I get it's because it's everybody's kind of got one.
So, you know, it's kind of like if everyone's, they're all on, then.
here's a new app or whatever the setting is.
I think.
But it's just...
Security cameras have had a rough week.
And I'll tell you why.
They did that Super Bowl commercial
where everybody realized, oh,
we're putting our own surveillance state together
and we're being monitored all times.
And then the Savannah Guthrie thing,
they're like, yeah, she doesn't have a subscription.
And then Google's like, no, we got it.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
And everyone's like, wait, what?
You've got it?
If I was a boss, I would have hated the Super Bowl
because every commercial was chat GPT and AI being like,
hey, you don't got to do your job.
Don't worry about it.
Just start a little bit of your job.
And then we got you.
That one was promoting, leaving work early
and go take vacations and the world do your job for you.
That's going to get so many people in trouble.
It's going to get people in trouble,
but a lot of bosses are trying to replace people with Chad GPD and AI anyways.
Where this is kind of a tug of war happening right now.
But yeah, that ain't it.
Oh, Nate says ring dropped their partnership with that company due to the back
Flash.
Yeah, I don't love it.
I can say that I'm not doing anything wrong,
but I also don't want to be monitored.
Just because I'm not doing anything wrong doesn't mean the government
or any private company gets to see where I am at all times and track me.
They do with these stupid phones in our pockets.
Yep, and every time you drive by these plate readers and all that stuff,
because I understand their use.
However, also, I don't...
I get that you're getting people tickets and stuff
for, you know, the areas with the school cams,
and I can only do them, talk about the one over,
front of, you know, a fowler over there.
But, like, I'm sure people aren't given an F and aren't really paying them.
Also, like, it's not stopping anything.
You're just making it so, all right, now there's, don't worry, we'll give them tickets.
People are still speeding, you're saying?
You're like, you got to have a couple cops over there or something around when these kids got out of school or something.
I don't know, you can't just be like, oh, we'll just give people an ass ton of tickets.
Problem solved.
Yeah, I mean.
Not at all.
I would see.
Not at all.
I'm not saying all people who would speed an,
school zone or criminals because I've accidentally sped in a
criminal in a school zone. It happens on accident sometimes. Yes.
But the people who are purposefully just ripping through a school zone
probably aren't paying those tickets anyways. No, and that's not stopping
anybody. And only people you're catching are like you're saying people like us that
will, oh crap, we went 31 on accident because you started it over by the
now vacant hardware store in the plaza before the school. But sure,
you make it say that that's great. We can all.
But there's always backlash to this.
And I think that, you know, the teeter-totter balances, hopefully.
I mean, I have seen people do go a little slower over there, but the longer this goes on,
the more I'm like, it's not going to get anybody that's, like you just said, that doesn't really care anyway.
They're going to rip through those, and it's not stopping anybody.
They probably don't even have their address linked to their car in a lot of cases.
If they're willing to just rip through a school zone, anyways, we got, we got sidetrack there.
But yeah, there's cameras everywhere watching us do everything at all times.
And if you're including Twitch and YouTube, right?
That's what I mean.
A lot of stuff, I don't mind.
But stuff like that, man.
You deserve a certain amount of privacy in this country.
Yeah.
And that's going away.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Quick DMB's closed, bud.
You can't go there.
Sorry.
That's weird.
And then, you know what, though?
Then New York would absolutely be the douchebags to somehow,
if, like, you can't do something and you get fined, they would be like, oh, well.
Hey.
Sorry.
Oh, I mean, well, it's.
You should have.
a plan ahead better.
It's close through Wednesday?
They're doing a technology upgrade I saw.
Yeah, literally every DMV is closed.
Yep.
And I, oh no, no, everything.
What do you mean everything?
Like even a website?
I can't order, they sent me a faulty registration sticker that doesn't stick,
and you can't get that right now.
How do they do that?
How do they send you a...
It sticks, but then it just...
It starts to fall right off.
Maybe I'll tape it.
Or just get it on there.
Well, that's what I usually do, but like,
For once, they're going to take care of it.
Yeah.
It's so annoying the way that that'll happen and they'll be like, $10.
No.
No, you were the ones that request that we pay extra to have this,
even though having the car basically is my registration sticker.
They're upgrading the systems.
I just thought it was today, but no, it's through Wednesday.
Upgrade this ass.
Yeah, I got to replace my license plates and it's like 20 bucks to do that.
Right?
That's what I mean.
I didn't break them.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't do this.
Right?
Scranti Hockel, here's he go.
Yeah, I knew it.
I think this goes beyond all of that.
Well, I can do...
I can do New Zealand stories
because we have a lot of New Zealand viewers now.
Go go to New Zealand.
Oh, that's different than in Australia.
New Zealand is in Australia.
Ed Levine gets mad when we're not live and local.
Well, we are local to New Zealand.
Yeah, well, he's in Florida, so that's not live and local either.
He's not even up here.
So New Zealand, we have a listeners in New Zealand.
Yeah, bye.
Is there, I'm going to get in trouble.
Is there a specific New Zealand accent?
That.
But it's like Australian, but it's not, they don't like being called the same thing.
I know that much.
I thought it was like Mary, Mary from Flight of the Concord.
Yes, they're New Zealand.
That's not Australian.
No, they're not Australian.
They're very different.
Present, like that.
I think New Zealanders are Kiwis, maybe.
You're a Kiwling, man.
Unless I just said some kind of random.
I'll eat their Fonty Ports, too.
So they have a school down there, New Zealand.
One of our former weather people, Chris Brandelino,
moved to New Zealand.
And he posts photos and stuff.
New Zealand looks dope.
Is he still jacked? Right? He was jacked. He's pretty jacked. He does weather down
in New Zealand now. Oh, really? You didn't know that?
Lucky. I think I did.
Him and Kaylee Nixon used to do Bridge Street, and I would go on Bridge Street with them.
I think I didn't know that he was down there.
And she left Bridge Street and then he went to New Zealand to work for the National Weather
Service or something like that.
That's pretty cool. Well, there's a school. They have a school.
we do here.
And things
kept going missing
from this school.
Uh-uh.
They didn't know what
was going on.
Shoes,
underwear, towels.
Epstein?
Uh, no.
Initially, we noticed
single shoes and goggles.
Towels, and they were all being moved.
It was a cat.
It was a cat in the school.
I was honestly going to say, oh, I didn't even really
schools. It's like, well, those videos you see of that
those fun dogs that just like to
take things. This is mine now. Yeah, this is mine.
They found a big stash behind
one of the, I guess, like... Oh, you better
leave it. That's the cats. There's a shed. They
found a big stash. The school's
groundskeeper
confirmed to the cat's owner
that, yes, this cat
is a notorious thief. It steals things
all over town. It's not even a cat that's
like the school cat. No, it's just a cat that
lives nearby. He just has a stash.
They nicknamed the cat, Slinky
Malinky. Yep, that's what I
would name it. That is definitely a
a good name. Slinky Malinky.
Trying to use it as a learning opportunity for the students to keep things in your bags.
Exactly.
Don't things laying around because then Slinky Malinky will show up.
No, those stories I hear from you parents about your kids is hilarious.
What?
Do they just don't keep track of anything?
Anything at all.
They could literally have iPad glued to them and they could, I don't know where my iPad is.
I don't know where they went.
Water bottles, I got a trace track down.
I got to track down water bottles.
But you know what though?
Because if I was this teacher,
Over all you damn kids leaving everything, I would just huck everything right in the garbage.
I'd be like, oh, well, guess you should have remembered that.
Should have gone to the lost and found box.
Yep, not my problem.
I don't know where my water bottle is.
I was then, guess you, did you see that the videos, or that one reel of that mom that did that to the son?
No, he keeps, he kept losing everything.
He went, cool, here you go.
Handed him a plastic bag filled with his milk or water that day.
That's it.
Here you go.
That's what you get.
You'll lose it, and so here is your Ziplock bag full of your juice.
My son got brand new UG Boots because the UG Boots got sent to North Carolina.
But I tell you that story?
This one wasn't his fault.
No, that one's just, I've seen that happen.
He got Ugg Boots for Christmas, went to his friend's house for a sleepover.
That friend has a brother who's in college.
Same things.
Mom was packing up the older brother's belongings, grabbed what she thought were her son's Uggboots.
He puts him in the car, heads to North Carolina.
Right.
My kid wakes up, his boots are gone.
Oh, my boots.
We figure out where they went.
They went to North Carolina, so we got new
Ugg boots. But that was the biggest
misplacement in the history of childhood
misplacements. It traveled to
another state. Yeah, it was nice.
That's a good one. Usually it's water bottles,
basketball jerseys. Yep.
Sweatshirts. You're going to, you don't buy expensive
sweatshirts anymore because they don't usually
come home? No. No.
Didn't you go to so-and-so's house
in that gray sweatshirt? Oh,
yeah, I don't know it is. Jackets.
Okay. Okay. No. We don't wear jackets
in high school. Jackets are dorks.
We used to have our, we would go back to our friends' house
they would spend the most time at,
and his mom would absolutely have, like,
our little piles of your clothes are over there,
and it would be, like, washed and fold.
Here's two shirts, a couple pairs of socks.
There's your sweatpants that you had last time.
Oh, thank you.
Yep, moms are still doing that.
Hey, yeah, that's my pile of clothes.
And I always like to send Cody photos of the quote,
I like to call it the, I don't have many bottles or cups in my room.
No, there's nothing up there.
I always say, can you guys bring down whatever cups or dishes are in your room?
Oh, no, there's nothing there.
Okay.
I don't got nothing.
And then there'll be a day where I go up there and I bring down 50 cups, bottles, bowls, food from the 90s somehow.
Cousin Jay says, I love that my entire daughter's, I love it.
My daughter's friends all wear the same shoes, but they have different size feet.
My daughter constantly will come home with a size six on the left foot and a size five on the right foot.
Yeah, they're out there.
Yeah.
Kids are out there doing their things.
Kids, man.
Kids.
Happy Valentine's Day Eve.
Get yourself a good meal tonight.
Get nude.
Yeah.
I don't know what you're doing.
Have a good Valentine's Day night.
Fanny cheeks.
Uh-huh.
Well, they caught him.
Oh.
Charlie the Wallaby.
He was loose in Colorado.
Oh, no.
They were getting reports about a kangaroo on the loose.
I would love to see a kangaroo on the loose.
There was just that one time.
I would love to see a kangaroo on the loose.
This was a kangaroo or whatever before the wild guy had a zoo.
It just had a bunch of animals over there and they would get out all the damn time
and be running up and down the three way.
Although you guys shared the saddest animal video this week.
Me?
Not you, but like people on listening and stuff.
What was it?
It said, I guess I never realized that giraffes have nowhere to hide during bad weather.
And there's just a bunch of giraffes in like a tsunami rainstorm.
Oh, I did see that.
I didn't think that was true because they could just do this.
They could duck down?
Was that AI?
Did I get tricked by air?
AI?
I don't know.
When I saw that, I just didn't feel as bad because I'm like, they're just stupid.
Your neck bends.
Duck down.
Where's a giraffe going to hide during bad rain, though?
But that is very true.
Yep, that is very true.
They did find that Kirkville dog missing after 100 days.
Yeah, he was a foster dog, and the foster people were watching him, and he was like, no.
What was he eating?
Garbage, maybe.
Dogs are wild, man.
They'll get anything and anywhere, and they found him, but now they're got to, now they still got to find his ass a forever home.
He was just being fostered.
But I love that.
I follow that drone.
Those search people.
Yep.
The people that do those.
They're unreal.
Ever since they found it, my friend's dog,
years ago,
that got out.
And it was a whole thing.
Now, ever since then,
I'm following all these drone tracker,
sons of bitches.
Yeah, I kind of want to do that.
I don't know how I would do it
or I'm not good with drones or stuff,
but I like solving mysteries.
If I can just fly a drone for somebody and find things?
Well, they also, they have those, like, real fancy ones,
those like,
radar ones or whatever.
You see night camera.
You see the heat and all that stuff, man.
I don't got all that. Yeah.
Well, Charlie the Wallaby was captured.
Yeah, you got me, Mike.
Gobbage day is a very dangerous day.
Oh, Roy, you got me that, man.
He was roaming a residential neighborhood in Colorado.
People were saying, hey, I think I see a kangaroo.
Turned out it was a Charlie the Wallaby, who must be from, like, a local thing because they know who he is.
He's like, I got out me cage.
He's like the, like a famous, like petting zoo guy.
He did myself a hump.
One of the neighbors called it in and our dispatch didn't know how to categorize it.
So cute, Charlie, you're a little escape on it.
Charlie!
Oh, you're very soft.
I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna be like the highlight of my entire year.
That's what I'm saying.
I thought it was on the board.
I'm like, you gotta be kidding.
That's one of the most unique calls I have been to my entire career.
Charlie the Wallaby.
We had that one, yeah, but us we go.
That was loose for that little while.
Remember that?
Yeah, I do.
Why was that?
Because they, they're just, they're wacky.
Yeah.
They're going to get off our cage, man.
Can they survive in colder weather?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
I say that.
I have no idea.
But Australia gets cold, right?
I don't know.
Where's our Australia, New Zealand?
Is it cold there?
Is it cold there, mate?
Got a little bit of cold, do you, man?
We're going to play a little basketball.
See, All-Star weekend, so we'll do, like, an All-Star era's game in our basketball game.
I got the wheel to spin.
Although I want to check first.
I don't, I may have included either too many or too few.
And then what are, like, tonight you said there's, like, a skills game or something?
They do, it's like the rising stars challenge.
It used to be, I loved it, the rookies versus the sophomores game.
But it's still very similar.
But now it's the whole theme of All Star Weekend is like the NBA versus the world because
there's so many global stars.
So it's like the rising stars.
And they're doing like a little mini tournament of a couple teams.
So that'll be fun to watch tonight.
Do they still do like the dunk contest?
They do the three point contest, the dunk competition.
That's tomorrow.
I have no idea who was in either.
All right.
to be honest with you and the
skills competition which is fun. I love
watching that and then Sunday
is NBA versus the world
and I might be one of the only people that watches
I love the All Star game.
How do they do that? Now they do it
to like one team is all the international stars?
Yeah. Okay. And it goes to like
161 or first I don't know it's first
team to whatever. Whoa.
And now it's been a little more competitive the last
couple of years but I don't know I just like watching
a bunch of the world's best athletes.
athletes dunk basketballs and stuff for an hour and a half.
Hell yeah, dude.
So that's fun between that.
We'll play that.
I think I counted six college basketball games tomorrow.
And all the Olympics stuff going on?
Yep.
That's a busy weekend.
There's plenty of things going on.
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