The Show - PROTECT CODY

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

Coco had a fun night at the screamy music show last night. Robins are protected a lot more than Cody it seems. He’s gonna be out in that field and we shoot at him. The Dunkin Bucket is too much coffee. Plus, scumbags steal from roadside stands & so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. a mental favor and just don't look at the forecast for the weekend. It's going to bum me out.

What the? It's going to bum me out. Oh, man. We got our two warm days and that's it. We're just going to be cold and rainy. Actually, next week looks beautiful. We're done for summer. Nope, that's it.

But Memorial Day weekend, not looking great. Frost advisory tonight in some spots. I think like east of the Moawk Valley, so Hudson Valley maybe, yeah, boy. There was that one time. We did get snow in June. Remember that one time? July 4 snowstorm. Remember that snowstorm?

Yeah, this year. It'll be this year. Blizzard of July 4th. We all loved it. I can see that. I can see that? I mean, at this point, you could tell me it could snow year round in central New York, and I would believe you because it just is always cold.

The weather people would make it seem like they knew about this, and, well, you know, we told you. Guys, this is something that we've encountered before. It could happen. That's when you get the right mix. I will punch you. I will square on you. I will start throwing hands. Peter Hall, I will swing.

on you and your weird can't. Cdub, thank you for the prime sub. Of course, Twitch.tv slash the show is live and in your business. How was your loud, screaming show last night? Fun? That was fun. Over at Sharkey's. Yeah, it was packed.

It was a lot of people there. Everyone looked like they're having fun. Not too chilly. Not too chilly. Towards the end, like when I left, because I was just wearing my flannel, it was cold. I mean, it was in the 40s last night. I was cold when I left. when I left.

But I mean, by then it was, you know, a couple songs into the headliner. And everybody that's diving on each other is not cold. No, they're warm and sweaty. Yep. How does his voice sound live? Is it like, is able to pull it off? Yes, it's insane. It's like a recording that you're like, that's not, that's a trick.

It is kind of a trick. It's not a voice. Because I did see somebody dissect how those guys do those vocals. and it's the... They're doing it very quietly, but the mic is able to crank it. So it's not like he's screaming at full volume. No, no, he's just doing that...

He's doing the guttural noise. Yeah. And then they can, you know, pump it up through the microphone, some. Weird. Very interesting. But it also works, too. So not... It wasn't just like, noises.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that is this. How noises! Yep. Katie says your almanex said it would be warm and dry spring. Oh, that piece of it. A little piece of garbage Throw that garbage right out of the window.

Farmers. Almanac, my ass. Yeah. Yep. Yep. So good. I'm glad you guys had fun last night. That was cool. Didn't go too late.

Nope. No, it was great. That community is so great, though. The metal community, they're all so nice. They're also polite. They're all polite. There was only one guy, and it was right when I was walking in

that was being escorted out. And the security guys were like, already? Because it was a couple songs into the opener. But no. And that guy looked like. He was there to start trouble. He was like, yeah, what are you doing?

Yeah. That, like, you know that guy on picture, and the bigger, older guy that definitely still goes to bars and hits on. Oh, for sure, yeah. Younger chicks. He wasn't there for the band. No, no. How about the mosh pit?

Do people do the mosh pit still? Yes. People are still mosh pitting at the Raghu Festival. Oh, that's what I mean by diving all over each other. Yeah, they were. They were doing the good. You want you put your foot there and they're going to want you. I'm glad.

People are doing the Masha Pitts and the crowd dives and the wall of death. I am but they should go. You should come. You should come. No, no. I'm going to be up here on the truck. I do the truck. Just watching my wiener get smaller.

You know, that's okay. That's okay. Next time. Well, Twitch.com. The show is where you can stream us live. We'd love to see you on there. Of course, YouTube.com slash K-Roc, C&Y. Both live streams are running.

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Joe Buds, 46, 56, on an Aga Boulevard and East Coast Emeralds in our Shirkuse. We'll find out later. Get that. Good good. Over there. Well, we can't sell you that truck because there's a bird's nest on it. Sorry. Can't move the bird's nest.

As a Ford Lincoln dealership in Kansas has sold a Ford F-250 pickup. Okay. But you know how like you buy it, then you come back like later on to pick it up or get it delivered? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a Robin that in that meantime put a bird's nest on the tire and started like, laying her eggs. I see what you're saying. And it's a protected bird, I guess. A robin? It's what it says. A robin built her nest on the truck's tire. The dealership discovered the

nest after an employee noticed the mother Robin constructing it over the next few days. She laid out four beautiful eggs. And now the eggs have hatched. Federal law protects active robin nests under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. That's Biden. A little bird law for Come on, Bird law. Biden hosts, Hussein. That's Obama's bird law right there. Quote, this may be the only F-250 in America currently protected by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act officials.

Jokes. The customers who purchased a truck are understanding about the delay and they're being incredibly kind about it. So what do you do? Just wait for the birds to go? Just wait, yeah. Probably just a couple months.

I'm sure they'll give a little discount. Because I think Robbins like build nests under my porch and stuff. Yeah, are they protected here? I don't know. I got to know because I'm going to have to stop eating them if they are. Are Robbins protected in New York State? If it's a federal law, then yeah.

Is it? What's it say? I'm going to jail. What you just said? Come on in, officer. What you just said? Mm-hmm. What? What? He is under arrest. I am today years old when I learned that you can't just grab a Robin. Give a little tickle. Jojo says, because they are native migratory species, you must wait until the baby birds have left the nest.

Oh, before doing any work on the tree or area they are nesting in, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Okay, then. Okay. Fuzz has a robin's nest on her dryer's exhaust right now. I mean, you can't do laundry? Yeah, what happens? Or do they just get a nice little warm breeze every once in a while now? You say, hey, get it out.

Get gone. Shoot. Get, get, get gone. out of here. You got to name it. How long are they going to be here then? I don't know. Like, how long? How long does it take for like, they poop out the egg and then it's...

They get the egg and then these babies go away. Let's find out. Fuzz is still doing laundry. Well, you're going to drill, Fuzz. You're going right to drill. How long does it take for a Robin to hatch its eggs and then the birds grow up and fly away? It'll tell me. Four weeks. Oh, all right. Not bad.

Until they can leave the nest. That's not bad. The whole thing takes four weeks. Do you think the mama Robin is kind of being like, you know, you should probably get going here. Hey. You've been living here pretty comfortable for a while. Get on out of here. And then they just boot the nest on their way out because that's when you see them just sitting on the ground.

Yeah. Why does that happen? I think they get bloated out from the winds or the squirrels maybe. But sometimes there's little blue eggs. Yeah. They have something to eat those eggs. They have nice eggs. They look delicious.

Well, be careful. I got your Robbins. Rockin' Robin. Oh. Yeah, that was a new level. We have a new bar. Good morning, everybody. This is K Rock.

The previous bar. So just to take you guys behind the scenes, because that's what we do. We have meetings once a month with sales department and sales. I got this client. Can we get an idea? And the most ridiculous idea for a while came from Tammy. And she won't mind me picking on her because Tammy's our home girl. I was Boston on her yesterday in the lunchroom.

The craziest idea we've had for a while. It's always, here's how it always goes. We can put Cody in a. blank or Cody can do a blank. Cody's a 41-year-old man. We don't need to dress Cody up like a leprechaun. Because I like doing around. He'll do fun things like bits with the show.

But let us. We'll come up with the idea. You tell us the client. We're really good, believe it or not, coming up with funny ideas. So you just say, I have this client. What's your idea? Yeah.

Splash car wash is a great example. They let us do whatever we want. So the bar, for a couple of years has been, we should put Cody in a dryer. Put them in a dryer. Spin them around a little bit. And for a couple of years, that was like the craziest idea we'd heard.

She was like, I want to do something fun with Colonial Laundromat. Maybe we can put Cody in a dryer. Put Cody in a dryer or something. Well, that was beat yesterday, guys. That was beat yesterday. As we have a, they're not on the air yet, so we won't plug them.

Because the dryer idea, we shot that down. And yesterday in our promo meeting, we're sitting there and there's a business, I believe out in the new Hartford area, does weapons training. You can, you know, buy firearms and all that stuff. And they're like, they wanted to do a funny video. Go, maybe we'll do a video with you guys. And I was like, well, we'll go out there and you can, you know, we'll do pistol classes or whatever they want to do. Toss down around some ideas. we should set Cody free in a field and people shoot at him.

And I said, Just shoot me. Did you just say we should shoot Cody? Yeah, but like. Yeah, but like he's running around and we shoot at him. They want me dead. So that's the new bar. So I don't.

I don't know. I don't know if we, I think we could probably just do that one time. Right. I don't know if that's a great idea. Just at him. Yeah. And then my immediate reaction was,

because sometimes I got to talk these psychopaths back to Earth, they go, and this was somebody who was on the Zoom, we could just send Cody out into a field and we shoot at him. And I go, you just said we were going to shoot Cody? Yeah. Say it again. And I go, no, no, no, say what you just said.

Say it again. Say what you just said for a potential firearms client in New Hartford. We're going to let, like, human hunting, we're going to let Cody and he really doubled down. He's like, no, no, back. You're like, you can do it. And I go, I don't think you're hearing yourself right now.

He explained about how he got shot with a paintball gun. That's not the same. That's not what you just said. That's not the same. This is not a paintball client. This is a firearms client. They sell real firearms. Yeah.

And I can't. Yeah. You know what? Go pitch him that. Go pitch him that. Don't pitch him that. Don't duck hunt with code. Your mother's like, what is going on?

What is going on? So, hopefully we get this client on the air. We can show you some maybe some gun safety tips. We can better our skills. I would always look to have better firearm skills. Shockingly, we had better IT. Yeah. But I'm going to go ahead and shoot down the idea.

of shooting my friend and partner as he runs around to feel like a baby deer. Hold on. No, no, no, but you're not hearing me. We can just get them out there. Just graze them a little. Some say that piece of bubble gum I swallowed in 1987 is still in there. Yep.

Still in my belly. You never, ever, ever, ever, ever digest bubble gum. No. It's right next to that watermelon seed I accidentally swallowed. That's a whole watermelon plant in my belly right now. What was with that? I don't know. Why did they care so much if you swallowed your gum?

Who cares? I don't know. Was it a problem? Right? Does it mess up your belly? Because as kids, could you not handle it? So then you'd get all constipated and you're like... Ask Cody AI.

Poop out gum? Why can't we swallow gum? Ask Cody, why can't... Why can't we swallow bubble gum? Was it a different texture in the 70s and 80s? You can't... What's it say? Because your body...

cannot digest the gum base. So I'll just poop out a lot of gum. So then, yeah, I just poop out. It's the same way when I eat pennies. Yeah, it could be a choking hazard, Katie says. Sure. I mean, Mm-hmm.

Blue-eyed chick in chat. My cousin told me cowtail candy was made from real cowtails. Honestly, blue-eyed chick, I would have believed that. Because what a weird thing to call a piece of candy. I wonder what you could have convinced me. that. That's really good. You could have amiss me that.

Like, oh, it is? Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah, what they do is they kill the cow, and that's how you get burgers. They don't want to get rid of the tail. They don't want to waste the tail, so that's what the tail is. Because it's so sweet. Oh, okay, and it just so a cow tail is sweet and sugary and the rest of it in

meat. Can you imagine thinking that as a kid, though, you see a cow and you just see that tail flopping around and you're like, that's delicious? Yeah. I'm that disgusting cow? That thing is like a sweet little taffy treat? It's currently swatting poop nuggets back and forth like a hippo. No, it tastes like caramel.

Okay. If you will. That's a chocolate one. Yeah. I thought that for way longer than I should have. I get it. I get it. There were weird names of those things.

That'd be funny if you go to poop out, eat a bunch of gum, you go to poop out, and you go to poop out. It blows a big bubble. Ah, that'd be comedy. It would be good. So, a question on social media, is the dumbest question, and people are reacting to it. it. The question is, Cody, would you wear a blindfold for 24 hours in exchange for $10 million?

What? Yes. Like, there are blind people that have to do this for $0. Yeah. That's a weird. What a weird question. They say, all right, someone asked people, would you or could you wear a blindfold for 24 hours

in exchange for $10 million? Yes. You can't take the blindfold. fold off, even for a second. Oh, no. Yeah, like a blind person? Yeah, there's not right now. Some blind guys, like,

okay. Can I have... Can I have, like, $300 million? Can I have like $300 million? Because I've been blind my whole life. Yeah, I've been doing this a long time. So it's been much more than a day. You can stay at home, but you can't fall asleep.

When the challenge ends, you get $10 million. All right. What a stupid challenge. Yeah. 8,000 people have voted on it to say, yeah, I could do it for, like you guys are all saying, I'd do it for a hundred bucks. Yeah, just to... I mean, I don't want to stay awake for 24 hours because I like to sleep.

Well, I initially, as soon as you said it, I was like, I'm just going to go home and sleep for, and take a nice ass nap for a while. Yeah, like just get really high. Yeah. Put on like a cool podcast or audiobook. And just chill for 24 hours. But cannot fall asleep. Like, ever?

The whole time? For 24 hours. That would be a harder challenge and then we shoot at him. Yeah. Yeah, then we shoot at them. They shoot at you. God. Yeah, then we shoot at them.

See, now you're using big brain thinking. Yeah, that would be harder for me than the blindfold part. Yeah. Is staying awake all that time. It's not like 3 a.m. I'm blindfolded, just sitting in the dark. Let me think. I mean, all my other senses would be heightened, so I mean, I'd be eating fancy peanut

butters and such. Like, I guess the longest I've stayed awake recently would have been probably that nine-inch nails show. Okay. Because I would have gotten up at like 8 a.m. that day. Went through my whole day. My kid had a basketball game that day. I went to his basketball game, drove down to New Jersey, went to 9-inch nails, drove straight back to Fulton, New York, got home at like 5 a.m. So really, that was like 21 hours almost.

Ooh, sorry. Didn't make it. Not, you don't get the 10 million. Have you done that? Have you done recently a structure like that? While you were doing it, I was trying to think of what would be... The only thing I could think of was when I stayed... I'm sure I stayed up very late that Friday we went to Goldens.

Because I would have woken up at 3 a.m. And that's a Cocoa Puff night, so you would have been up late because was there like sports on or something? I can't remember. I think... Oh, was it the draft? Was it the draft? Was it the draft? Because it was April.

End of April. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was up, you know, I only got a couple hours of sleep. And then by the time I got home and then watched the draft that night, I probably didn't go to bed till 11, 12. Good stretch. Oh, maybe almost the same. Probably like 20 hours, 18, 19, 20 hours.

Whoa. What about you guys? What's the longest stretch? Because, yeah, the blindfolded thing, it's a little ablest because you're like, there are blind people that just do this. This is their lives. I bet a lot. I bet there's some parents out there.

Could you be in a wheelchair for 24 hours? Well, people are. Not stand up at all. Oh, yeah. Yeah, memes on me. About 24 hours is the biggest stretch. Because there is a point where you start to go insane. Oh, yeah.

Like clinically insane. Like, it's a dangerous thing to do. Where everything is funny. Handbone worked a 22-hour day once. That's crazy. Oh, I mean, that's like, I'll do it again. First Day Tastes of Syracuse, where I'm up at five.

That's right, buddy. And then I don't get home until one in the morning. So, I mean, that's pretty close. Please go buy Kool-Aid and Kool-Acles from Coco, make it worth his time. Yeah, if I sell out, I can go home. If I sell out of everything day one. Sell out by 2 p.m. Bye eat. Someone wants to buy a mass amount of something.

Jojo did 26 hours when they went to California. Wow. Yeah, no thank you. Uh-uh. Text line last Saturday with the Sending. Avatar concert in Buffalo. I was up at 4 a.m. for work, didn't go to bed until 2 a.m. the next day. That's about, that's 22 hours. That's a good, that's a good stretch. I don't like it though. Is anybody got like, Danny stays up 28 hours every Wednesday. That

sucks, Danny. I'm sorry. That sucks. Then we got like, like, like an almost two days thing. We were like, well, it was Monday morning, I woke up and then I really get to bed until about Wednesday afternoon. I mean, look, the text line right there. Plow guys are doing this all the time during these storms. That's true. You know, my Uncle Chuck, my cousin Travis, my father-in-law, all plow drivers, they've had some stretches.

Firefighters do that thing. Or even, like, aren't those surgeons supposed to be, like, on call and they'll sleep in the hospital? There's all the little bed there. Sleep there and wait. Cool, man. Cool. Paxton 48 hours. Well, chats live. Twitch.tv.tv.

The show. What's the longest stretch you've done? Our first ever show fam plant swap is happening. Is it next Saturday? It's next Saturday, babe. Next Saturday, May 30th. Wow. Holy cow. May.

Over at Crazy Daisies. I wouldn't know it's May. Yeah. As it's going to be Cone and Aruni. But, uh, real. Next Saturday, that's how it looks like it's going to be good weather. Next Saturday for our plant swap, two to four over at Crazy Daisies. Put it in your calendar.

Bring your clippings, you're propagating sons of bitches. your old gardening tools you want to swap. Mm-hmm. It's just a fun community event we're trying out. I hope you all come and hang. Just come have a good time. I obviously am not the picture of health. I think we can all know that.

We've all decided that at this point. Well, I don't know. Hold on. You don't like to stand now when it comes to saying... You have two legs, but the ankles are very weak. Very weak ankles. Very fragile ankles. Um...

So, have you seen these new Dunkin Buckets? I think we talked about it, I think. They tested them last year, the 48-ounce buckets of ice coffee. And then we had somebody in here right around that time to mention something else, and they mentioned the bucket as well from actual Duncan. I'm not here to lecture you, but you can't drink 48 ounces. You can, I guess. Is that a challenge?

I don't know much about the human body. Is that a challenge? But 48 ounces of iced coffee seems like too much coffee? It's this, right? That's not too bad. That's 48 ounces? Is it or no? Look at the bottom of it.

It doesn't say, no, it doesn't say. We talked about this before that I don't know how much is actually in this. This is 64. This is 64, so it's a little less than this. Then, yeah, I think that's not bad because it's all day. People think about people drinking just, you know, a coffee all day long. You're all taking that.

You're all accepting the challenge. 36 to you. All right. So this one's about 36 then? Earlier this year, and if you want to see it, just Google Duncan Bucket. It's everywhere now.

Duncan bucket. Careful. Earlier this year, Duncan tested 48 ounce buckets of ice coffee. Like, we're becoming idiocracy. We're past the movie,

I think, at this point. Yeah, we are. So it's basically a, you know what a venty is at ice coffee? At Starbucks? Two of those. Oh, okay. All right.

Those are 24 ounces. Gotcha. Well, think about your typical Italian. Mm-hmm. They drink coffee all day until end of the evening times. So they probably have 12 cups of coffee. Yeah, that's true. I mean, that's a whole pot.

I almost did a coffee this past weekend. I thought about it for a second. There's ones. I don't need more. I don't need more vices. I don't need more substances. No, well, you can't. It's not one that, because they're not, I mean, well, I don't need me.

They're not like addicting. They're just a nice treat to have every once in a while, because you would like what, like, I order. I don't get... It's like a milky one? I don't get a... Just give me a black, blah, or that. No, I get the fanciest to...

Imagine Michael Scott's pretzel order. Yes. But like coffee. The works, right. I do that. Yeah, you did put ice cream in it. That's right. Yeah, it's barely coffee.

So... Because my wife has started dabbling. Not in coffee. She gets this other thing. Probably something that tastes better. That tastes better and it's iced. Oh, okay. We're just hanging out in Camillas

And Freedom of Espresso is right there And We got like an hour and a half to kill The oldest is at acting classes And it was a community garage sale We're walking around And we're like, you want to go get something to drink it Freedom of Espresso?

Exactly And my wife gets whatever her thing is And then you white girl to run And I saw the machine And I was like Well maybe I want to try a little Capitino or something Like a little quick one

But then I also didn't want to crap my pants immediately out there. No, it's not too bad because you have, I think when it comes to that type of stuff, we're very similar. It's not, coffee doesn't really. It doesn't? No, it'll help for sure. It'll just get along. Yeah, but it's not going to be like, oh, I got the diaries.

If you just ask the person next time to speak. Well, this gives me diaries. Well, not that. Excuse me, this gives me diaries. Excuse me, barissa. What? What? It's the drinking, the drink in a cup.

That. Do I go poopie? Can I poop here? Can I please have bathroom key? But no, just ask them and be like, I want something not crazy strong but sweet. And they'll be like, oh, you should try R. Yeah. That's usually what I do because I don't know the names of anything. So when I go to those places, I do that all the time.

Or I just let the person behind there be like, yeah, get this. Because I was at the doctor yesterday. I filled you all in. Last night on Whiskey Wednesday, I filled all. I feel like I'm at the age now where I'm just, the only thing we talk about is my doctor's appointments. Wow, it's very important. So I was at my doctor's appointments.

And I always feel good when he asks, like, how much water are you drinking? And I'm like, I'll probably drink like 100 ounces of water in a day. He's like, that's good, it's good. He goes, how much alcohol are we drinking? And I'll go, well, I'm drinking 100 ounces of water. Yeah, well, I got the water going. He goes, yeah, but what about our alcohol?

Yeah, but the water, though, Doc. The water bod. Anyways, it measures out and out. It barely. It's all yin and yang, Doc. It helps flush the system, I thought. No? No, my, come on, but the water?

Yeah, right. We don't even though. Okay, bud. You just keep the doctor in and we'll still leave this to the professionals. And then he goes, how much ice cream eating? And I go, but the water, Doc. Yo, your doctor sucks. You want to go to my doctor?

She don't ask me that. Yeah, it's because I'm trying to watch that BP, bud. You know I'm watching that BP. No, I know. You don't watching that BP. No, that's a good doctor. But they ask about ice cream? Well, that was a new one.

Why? Because I think it's ice cream season. But why? Why does it matter, though? Well, he just goes, he just goes, you know, because I've got, so my cholesterol, you're listening to the old man show. Well, now I want to know what I got to be watching for. I have a good amount of that hot, whatever the hot, the good cholesterol is.

Yep, same's. He says, you want this number to be this because it's like, I caught, he's like, it's like Pac-Man or this cholesterol will stop the bad cholesterol from, like, attaching to your walls or whatever. Okay. So he goes, you got good cholesterol. He goes, but do you eat a lot of ice cream because that could, that could bump up the bad cholesterol? And I go, well, how much is too much ice cream? And he didn't really have an answer for me.

He's like, well, we can just watch your numbers, but, you know, make it a special treat. It's not an everyday thing. I don't know. I don't know about it. Because it's not for me, but for you it is. But your blood work looked good. I saw your blood work. Yeah, no, all my things are fine.

You look good. Other than that red thing, and they said that's fine. Yeah. So we're good. Mm-hmm. So back to Duncan, shall we? Oh yeah, are they going to go forward with the buckets? It's off tomorrow.

Buckets launch tomorrow morning. See, here's the move. Friday the 22nd. What you got to do is cater to our advertising side, and it's hear me out on this. Yeah. Just bear with me. We shoot you? Yes.

We shoot you with a gun. It's summertime. Yeah. So cater to that. Yeah, you can do ice coffee. Put all your fancy, colorful drinks in there with like an umbrella thing. Oh, that might be way too much sugar, though. Like, if you had like a...

So is an, I mean, an ice coffee is... What do they call the Dunkin? The blue... Those refresher, whatever. Those, but what are the blues, like, slushy essentially? What is that? Oh, I haven't had anything forever. I forget.

It's called something. But I have 40 ounces of a blue slushy. Right. But they've got the sugar-free stuff now. Mm-hmm. So dump all that in there, too. Mm-hmm. Wow.

Launches tomorrow. The buckets are 12-9. Oh my God. They already thought about what you said. The culottas. Yeah. Can be filled with iced coffee or a dunk and refresher. Yeah.

Why not? It's too much sugar. Again, I'm not the picture of health. But I do watch my sugar intake. Just be careful. And this is too much sugar. Coolada, culottas. Those are good, culottas.

They can be fully customizable with varying flavor syrups, different caffeine and sweeteners. Me too. Coolatas. They're called culottas. Yeah. So a big blue culottas. Those are so good. It's limited.

So if you want one of these buckets, no refills. Oh, no. Come on. You've got to be able to walk in, well, sanitary reasons. And they're not really commenting on how many each location will have or how often the restocks will be.

So I don't know if this is like a promotional gimmick or something that'll be around for a while. So if you want it, I guess tomorrow go for it. But I wonder if it'd be in the app now. 48 ounce buckets are not meant to be shared. Obviously, they are not going to. to fit in your cup holder.

So what? I've got to drive around with a bucket betwixt my legs or on the floor. Yeah, you got to like set it down, I bet. Yeah? Let's see. No, it doesn't say anything about it in the app. About it like coming soon. Are they going to sell an accessory like a 3D printed cup holder extender?

Or you put it in the cup holder, but then it also holds the bucket. You set it over like your middle section? Mm-hmm. It's actually not a bad idea. We are absolutely idiocracy. Did you see that you can get big gulp in a bag, too? Why? We're having, there's too much

beverage. Why they put it in a bag? I don't know. It comes in something already. Yeah. Put it in that. But like at the big gulp, at the station now, you can get,

it's like the multiple sizes, and now they've added just a sack, like a plastic sack. Okay. That's not how you drink. We've already got enough diabetes. You can't just fill up a big plastic bag. Because I know my people.

I know my people. my Fulton people. Yeah, they love it. We're giving soda to babies where I live. That's, our babies are drinking Mountain Dew. They like Mountain Dew. Back off, dear. I just, I'm trying to protect my people because now I see, I'm going to see people

walking around Fulton with a bag of do and a straw in it. Just a straw, just carrying it. With their pajama pants and their sandals. I was just going to say, with their pajama pants, as they go into another establishment with their sandals. A sack of dew. Drink some water, Bod. Ripping on a heater with a sack of soda.

Sack of dew, how do you think they'd make these soders? It's trying to protect my people. Come on. 40-Ans out buckets go on sale tomorrow. They were tested last year, like I said. You didn't see it in the app? No, you didn't see it. Not like a coming soon.

Maybe it'll just be there tomorrow. There's just too much bag. There's too much beverage, I think, right now in this country. a bag of fonta and hangover too. That's true. That is true. I did that once at Moes because I wanted the Moes sweet tea. You can buy it in a bag.

The pouches. Yeah. They're like those, you know, thicker whatever pouches. That is a little different than, because I can just picture the plastic bag that a 7-Eleven is using. It is the one-gallon big golf bag. It's the one gallon bag of soda from 7-11. You can't, guys, again, I'm not healthy. You can't drink a gallon of soda.

Stop it! The gulpy bagger is what they call Josh. Back in college. What are we doing? Even is that. What are we doing? It's a gallon of Mountain Dew and you're walking around with it. He's carrying around a satchel.

maybe, okay, maybe it's meant and I'll play, maybe, let me just play devil's advocate. Maybe it's meant to like bring home and put in the fridge. And that's like, that's your, is there a spiket on it? It's a little cap that you just. Yeah, no. Like every photo of people are drinking out of the bag. Yes, exactly, because it's not a spiket like you said,

to put it in the fridge and pour it at your own convenience. No, it's like you're an old-timey southern surveyor walking along the river stream, you know, looking for gold, you got to fill up your pouch. Yeah. And then, oh, that's your traveling pouch. My do sacs done gone dry. Exactly.

Got to find me the nearest creek bed. Cousin J. Because it's $1.19 for a 20 ounce soda, $1.59 for a bottle of water. Yeah. Comes out of the tap. We're in America. We got pretty good tap water. Just do what we do.

Get a big thing of it. Walk around with it. Yes. Squirt. Flavor. Because water is... I love water. I love it.

Anyways, that's... So, like, I've lectured you guys. I guess you can do what you want. Don't care. How much ice cream we got? Now, I kind of want some ice cream. I just know I'm going to see my people walking around with their satchel of soda. It's a straw.

It's going to be leaking. Gonna have a trail of dew behind them. You know I'm going to see a guy in, like, a motorized wheelchair with a big bag of... Just with this big sack of dew sitting on his crotch. With a straw going from his sack. do up to his mouth and just ripping down Broadway. Well, one of his five to eight kids is pushing him in that motorized wheelchair thing. And it'll happen exactly when I'm with someone like Cody.

And every time I take someone to Fulton or up in Oswego County, I'm like, guys, we're not that bad. And the second I make a statement like that, wheelie in his wheelchair with a sack of soda will go right in front of me. I'll go, ah. Old sweatpants McGee will be, them strowing. out of McDonald's. Yeah. I try to make a case for my Oswega County friends. They're my nice pajama pants.

He's not going out, PJs. They ain't even got the salts on the bottom of the pant leg from going out in the winter. I try. I'm like, you know, we're not, we're not that bad up here in Oswega County. We're not that bad. Yeah, but I've been to that Walmart a couple times. So. Try him.

Are you? I'm doing all I can. Not you so much. Yeah. No, they're not. No, no, no, they're not. Do you know what Thursday means? A little closer to the weekend.

We can do weed drugs tonight. Hey, tonight at 7 o'clock on Twitch.tv slash the show. Update your links. Don't forget. Twitch.tv slash the show. Coco will go live. Coat, you've been doing a thing where you bring up, like, the video game screen, but then you never do play video games.

Just in case. Okay. Just in case it's there. And I'm usually playing. right before. Gotcha. Like the minute. Because I didn't know what you'd play.

I mean, it's still hockey going on, I guess so. There's still some hockey. I can play basketball. He will show you the products. We can't talk about on the radio because it's illegal. To tune in tonight, 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel, East Coast Emeralds and Joe's buds providing the good good. I did download.

There was a, I'll call it the new contra because I don't know why all those came out. But it's not, it's different. It's not a side scroller? No, it's like one of those, I don't know what you call them all over the first. person shooters. All over the place, though. Like you see your person, but. Like an open world contra game?

Kind of, yeah. It was kind of, yeah. It was kind of neat. Oh. So that's on a... What I like that? Cousin'J and I played a lot of contra in the 80s. I haven't played it enough to know yet.

It started and I moved like a couple steps and went, oh, it's one of these. I went, all right, I don't want time to dive into this. I thought it was just an easy, like a ninja turtles, pick it up, kill some guys real quick and then they'll be done. When we'd go to, Jay, what bowling alley was at? Whatever bowling alley would go to had Contra. You had Contra at it. The noises were the best.

So good. So good. We would just load up on quarters and see how far we can get on Contra, dude. Yep. So you got to be a special level of scumbag to steal from farm stands. Have you seen all these videos going around now? Oh, no, really? Nothing local that I've seen.

I'm sure there has been dirt bags to do locally. You better not be stealing from all them farm stands that you guys are all. But it's, I've seen so many, like TikTok. of people who are just walk, because everybody has cameras everywhere now. So like all these farm stands have cameras. And it's always somebody who just pulls over, walks up, grabs a bunch of stuff, and leaves.

Dush bags. Like, I don't know how you go through life thinking that you're allowed to do that. Because I'm just picturing my favorite farm stand the ones on the way to Verona. That's just their family farm that they put out in the summer. Like, what are you doing? That's, and if they, that'd be funny. Now you say that, if any of the place that I go to,

everyone wants to watch back. they have cameras, the camera footage, you'll just see five-minute sessions of me talking to myself endlessly trying to decide what you want. Seeing it loud every single product three to four different times. Oh, well, you got this, that's for this.

I'm about if you can get that. But there's also this bread. If that footage exists, a farm stand owner, I'd like to watch Cody talked. I mean, I see Cody talked himself all day anyways, but if it's me cross-armed looking at the eight different breads going,

I have a, I am in relationships with two people who talk to themselves. You and my wife. And I'll, I've had to learn over time. My wife will just be having conversations with herself. And I'll go, what's that? No, no, I'm just talking to myself. Same with Cody. He'll be somewhere.

I go, what, what do you need? Ah, nah. I'm just, I'm nothing. And with Cody, they're all brain thoughts, but usually only only only, like 25 to 50% of those come out. It'll start in here and then a little piece

will fall out and I'll say that other piece but then the rest will still be in up in my head. Being there and I'll be like the what blanket? The what? Did I say that a lot? Oh now I was just thinking about my laundry.

I say it a lot. Mel says somebody was stealing from the farm stand in Frankfurt and there's video. Jerk. Well I hope they get busted. Put them on blast. And what sucks is that

the camera footage is always the you know this where you can't that's my face even though it's a camera right. in front of it. Well, it's getting better because in Colorado, they caught one. I like the nickname they gave her. The oatmeal cream pie bandit. That's Home Alone 6 coming out very soon. And I love a good cream pie. You know that about me.

They called Josh the Cray Pie Bandit in Colorado. Woman in Colorado was finally been caught after she had been raiding a local farm stand of homemade oatmeal cream pies. Oh, man. That doesn't sound good. And this bitch, and I will call you a bitch. would pull up, get out of her car, see the camera, load up a bag, look at the camera, say thanks, and leave. Like, F you, somebody made those. Is he going to try to be like, I thought they were free?

Well, you put stuff up by the road. I thought this was just for, like, people who, like, the Amazon drivers. Are you an Amazon driver? No. No, but I thought that was for everybody. Yeah, that's not fair that they just get them. had a woman stopped by with her very large bag and pretty much take all the treats out of the stand. She also took a bunch of jams and stuff from one of my other vendors in large amounts.

Like, she filled this bag as well as she can fill it and then also filled her arms. And then just said thanks to the camera and pieced out. I had just put out all the oatmeal cream pies that you guys voted on. And she took all of them. I think I had five left after that that I ended up putting out. So I think like five other people got oatmeal cream pies. but she took the rest. I don't know if it's the case,

but it's a creedo that I live by. That scumbags will get their karma someday. I just have to live by that. It doesn't seem to ever happen. It doesn't ever seem to happen. But I just really do, like I've raised my kids to believe in, like, karma. I don't know if that's religious. I don't know what it is.

But I just feel like if you do bad things, something will happen to you. So I hope this woman, obviously she got arrested, But more needs to happen. You only get bad things happening if you're bad at math, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. A farm stall had the camera inside like you heard.

And then just peace out. The small business owner didn't know what to do. The woman came back. So she was there. There was footage. The woman came back. When? The owner confronted her and said,

I have a tab for you from a couple of weeks ago. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. She said, how do you want to pay? the woman patted down her pockets and said, oh, I need to go back to my car to get my phone. Oh, yeah, right. She took off, obviously.

But I'm glad. She passed that on to the police because now she had the license play. Yep. Police arrested her. Yep. Man, that just absolutely, absolutely scumbag behavior. And I agree, sister, you got to put out good to get good back. I was texting with Marissa over the weekend that I went to this small shop

and I didn't really need anything, but she was selling candles and I bought a candle Because I feel like if I support small businesses, that'll come back to me someday. You know? You got to put good out in the world to get it. So I like all those roadside stands that I frequent. Because that's someone taking their time. There's a bunch this year, right?

Yeah. Way more than I'm used to seeing. It's exploding. Yeah. People's obsession with bread is helping. Mm-hmm. Like that's kickstarted a lot of people's. Everybody learned how to make bread during the pandemic.

Like the sourdough things or whatever. Like the one that the news featured, it's got too big that the person had to put it in a different house. Oh. Because they would get so many people that would start showing up at their place. They didn't have anywhere for anybody to park. Yeah. They didn't put it somewhere out. Okay.

I like all those things. I mean, I am a little, and this is not a slight anybody. I don't know what everybody's kitchen looks like. So I do get a little iffy about just eating people's food from their house. Yeah. No, I understand it. Luckily, though. But if that's what you like, that's what you like.

I can put that aside for some things. But this house is where the place I go to. It's immaculate. Oh, my God. So you know it's clean. Most gorgeous, like, farmhouse. Mm-hmm. It's just like the most stereotypical.

It's like a Rockwell painting. Wow. It's awesome. Joe is up in Cranberry Lake. Got a big old jug of a homemade maple syrup from a stand. I love it. I love stopping it, though, so much. I have a lot of Amish ones up by me.

Anytime I see them, I will try to. stop. We haven't, I don't want to say where it is because I don't want people to blow them up. There's an Amish stand by me that is not only selling foods. They sell like clothing and blankets. They make stuff. They make stuff. Yeah. And they have a whole, like, it's like a whole storefront, essentially. I'd buy an Amish shirt. Up by the road. I'd wear that. And people are there all the time and they're like, that's like the Amish woman is at her store. I'd put that on for sure. Yeah. Definitely. Anyways, 315, 365, 364, 1009. What's your farm stands? What's your farm stands? What you What you got?

What you got out there? Oh, no, there's a, there's a Robin's Nest in the K-Rock sign. You can't do anything. Yo. Sorry. That is because it's protected, so. You give me a day. I can get us a Robin's nest.

I will do some hunting out in them woods. Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday tonight is Cocoa Pocop. Seven o'clock on Twitch. Yes. We would love it. Have you popped in? Trifecta.

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provide the good good. You tune in. Seven o'clock for a good hang. What are we supposed to do about the turtles in the road? If you can, you... Do we touch them or don't touch them? You help them.

The snapping turtles can really injure you, right? Yeah, be careful. Because don't do it recklessly because you will get your finger chopped off. You help them whatever way they're going. You help them that way if you'd like to. If not, you drive around them and you don't hit them like the biggest pieces of trash in the history of the universe. Those of you that drive over turtles. You've never seen just.

On purpose? There's people out there. Yeah. But it's like, no. That's a mental illness, man. Yeah. Yeah. No.

So. Like, I don't know. I don't. I, because I've been seeing them a lot of these last couple of weeks. And luckily, it's out by me. So there's not a lot of traffic on the roads. If you can and it's safe for you to pull over and give them a little heads up and little help, then, yeah.

But usually you kind of just let them go. To make it, like go, bud. Like you just go around them and they go where they're going. Hurry up, bud, get there. Come on now. Because I've moved a couple. But usually, if you get out and you start, they like, no! I'll see Mel.

Do like the, oh. Mel says bring a shovel in your car. There you go. There you go. So if you see one, you can specifically scoop it up and relocate. it. Maybe I'll do that then. Well, Harrison County, Indiana. The authorities have detained a man on Tuesday. After observation of him performing dance moves in the middle of the street with an eastern box turtle that he found.

Oh, cool. Indiana Department of Natural Resources confirmed the individual was likely high on methamphetamine. So he's got a little turtle. buddy. He captured the eastern eastern box turtle from nearby which violates many laws. To affect the turtle. Guys, is a K-Rock studio. I'm sorry.

It's got a rob his nest and an eastern box turtle in it. Oh, he's right there, yep. It's right here. You can't do anything. Oh, he's scampered away and I think he's hiding now, so I don't know. He's in here somewhere. You better not make any changes. What's always protected animals? Oh, I don't know. Oh, my God.

Can we not eat anything anymore? I know. Eastern box turtles are long-lived and slow to mature and have very few offspring per year, and they may not be collected from the wild. That reminds me, I didn't see my turtle this spring. We usually have a turtle that berries or eggs in our yard. Maybe too cold? Does that matter?

Last spring she moved down to my in-laws. Oh, go check. So maybe she's next door. Because it just probably comes up out of the river. And I was like, well, I'm just going to start walking here. And wherever I got to poop out these, I'm going to poop off. But we had a very specific plot that this turtle loved to bury the eggs, like three summers in a row, three springs in a row.

And then just sit there? No, leave it. Or they just take off. They leave it. But Freddie smells it, and he doesn't like it. No, he wants those eggs out of there. He doesn't not like what's in there. Let him eat them.

I always had to shoe them away, but no, we haven't had the turtle this year. Delicious turtle eggs. Conversion, conservation officials safely released the uninjured turtle. So good. I want to see what type of dance moves? I mean, meth dance moves. Was he like holding it like... I can show you some.

Like this? Where he's holding it, like by its sides? Like dancing with it? Was he like swinging its arms, per little turtle arms around? Because I don't want to be swinging his poor little turtle arms around. That turtle, that turtle's friends are never going to believe the day it had.

No. That turtle is going back to its friends and be like, guys. Hey, where'd you go, bud? You're never going to leave this. I was just out doing my turtle stuff. Yeah, we saw you, and then you were gone. This giant picks me up, and we're doing these tribes.

Bible moves or something. Okay, Terry the turtle. Okay, all right, Terry. Yeah, okay. Give me your weed drugs. Terry. No. Give me your weed drugs.

This guy picked me up. Oh, and you were dancing around with him? Sure. Oh, yeah. Guys, I swear to God. Cool. We were in the middle of the road and he was dancing with me. It was awesome.

Oh, and then what happened did like crazy light start flashing around? Yeah, how'd you know? Are you there? Okay. It was like a rave and then. No, man, I've seen it too. And then somebody brought me back here. I don't even know how I got here.

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If you watched Whiskey Wednesday last night, I sampled Gilligan's maple whiskey ice cream. Hell yeah, bro. Which, if you're over 21, you can sample at the taste coming up over at the Gilligan's booth, along with our Butterface Ice Cream. Now, I spaced out last night. I know it's got the Biscoff cookie chunks and the raspberry swirl. Yeah. Was the ice cream base a cookie butter ice cream or a vanilla ice cream?

It was? Cookie butter. I'm glad. Then I'm glad. Yeah. The only one that wasn't was just that, was it number two? Like number two, I think was just a vanilla base. With the Nutella.

No, no, no. The cookie butter. It was vanilla ice cream with the cookie butter. Sure. The one that made me do the dance the time that I got all cookie butter. Yeah. And like, like, no ice cream. Like, no ice cream.

All cookie butter. I was like, I was like searching around for cookie butter. That stuff is good though. There is a rule that if you do have the ice cream, you can't just take all the cookie butter chunks for yourself. Excuse me, what? It's a rule. It's a rule that we have that you can't just take.

You have a rule that says you can't just... Did he ask you to say that there's a rule? Tell him no. What? Are you talking about? Anyways, guys, let's read this Huff Post article. It takes, believe it or not,

it takes a lot to embarrass Cody and I. Not to speak on your behalf, but... No, it does. I'm not pretty, I'm not very embarrassable. No, I don't really care. It would take a lot. I think everything is stupid and being embarrassed. Because most of times it's funny.

Like I always tell my kids, I love you, but no one's thinking about you. Whatever you're wearing. They're wearing. Even his own dad. Yeah. They don't think about you. I don't think about you. What's your name?

What one are you? Which one are you? When's your birthday? Oh, I missed it? All right. Toss. Toss. Toss. The younger one, the keys. Yeah.

All right. Let's go. What? Oh, you're not? You can drive you? Oh. Where's the other one? Where's the one that can? Hey!

The driving one. Who's the driving one here? Yeah, all right, yeah, come on. They're upstairs and you just hear, what? Yeah, which one of you can do the driving? Get on here and drive. Okay. So they asked, the Huff Post article is saying,

what are just normal things that you feel embarrassed doing? And it's an example is trying to park in a tight space or parallel parking. I'm feeling embarrassed like people are watching me. Oh, no. No, I'm good at that. Not embarrassed, but it is funny sometimes when I have to use my, innovation to get something off the top shelf of a grocery store. What is your innovation?

Either another item or I do a jump move off of the lower shelf. I give the lower shelf a test. And that's embarrassing to you? Not really, but it's still a little funny to watch me use to look around and go, oh, I can use that product and like throw that product kind of at that one and it comes down. To get it down? How come you don't have one of those little grabbers? No.

You don't want to be a grabber? That might embarrass. Although that's a pretty good idea. Does her mom have a grabber? Maybe. She's smaller than you. Because that is a good idea, though, to just bring one of those in there. If I had the little shark handle grabber to get things down from the top shelf.

Like my father-in-law, when he mows the lawn, he has one of those grabbers on his lawnmower so he can pick up things from the yard. Well, that's genius. And he is a little Velcro thing he puts down in the front. That's a good idea. Danny, I get really embarrassed when I fart loud in the bathroom at the sore. I don't. I don't.

I do it for entertainment purposes. It doesn't embarrass me. Nobody does here. That's for sure. I get embarrassed opening presents in front of other people. Oh, no, I don't want. I like it. What you get?

Let me see what you got. What you get? Show me what you got. No, that doesn't embarrass me. I hope that. I hope that I get embarrassed like giving gifts. I hope you like it, but I'm not really embarrassed by it. Trying on shoes at the store.

I feel like everyone's watching me try on shoes at the store. No. All my shoes are to slip on, so it's pretty quick. That's what they're there for to try on shoes. and stuff. So no, that'd be weird if you're, everyone just staring at you. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Yeah, put it on. Mm-hmm. Now take it off of you. Yeah. Get done off your foot. It was more embarrassing for me as a shoe salesman at Sears than it was for you. Oh,

the old ladies would sit down. Did you have to help them? Oh my God all the time. It was that era. Yeah. Of, no, let me just jam your fat,

stinky old foot into this. Whatever you remember from married with children in El Bundy, yeah. That's reality. Oh, man. It's old ladies that would come in and they would never have socks on. No. So you got to get one of the little stocking, the pads is what they're called.

And you put a pads on their old lady foot. That's act. You got to go get the extra wide. I love comfort nursing shoes or whatever we had back there. I would have handed it to them, but I'm like, you're putting these on yourself. Yeah, I'm not doing this. I'm not putting your socks and shoes on for you like some old-timey errand boy. But I also was a little kid, like we all were.

So when kids would try on shoes, I'd always have them run for me. I'd be like, you got to run. Run to the men's department and run back in those. Okay. Make sure they fit good. Yeah. Make sure they fit good. Run.

Give me a good run. How much room is in the front of your toes? Mm-hmm. Danny says I'm embarrassed ordering a sub for some reason. Why? I don't like when I don't know what I wanted a place, because my decision paralysis, Mm-hmm. It starts to kick in a little bit,

and then I start to think that everyone's staring at me because I don't know, because I'll stand there for a while. Bud, no one's looking at you. No one's thinking about you. I know you're in a line. Well, the problem is that it'll be at a place, and they weren't, not like,

nobody's ever been rude about it, but different employees, like, will ask you several times, like when we were getting Vince's, stuff the other day. You know, because you're there, staring it. So they're being nice and doing their jobs and being helpful.

I'm like, you know, help you? I'm like, no, I'm just, just, no, I'm just sharing that. And then I think after, like, the third person, somebody was like, want this menu?

If you want to, then you can read up and have little descriptions. And I was like, yes. More than anything, do I want this? Um, this and I've never gotten over it, because I'll, make this about me for a second. This person said,

when the barista, my name, I'm embarrassed by that. Why, that's great. Obviously, because of what we do, a lot of people will know my name or know who I am. Yeah. And I'm always embarrassed by that too. I've never gotten used to people knowing who I am out in public. I've never, I'm fine with it.

It's my job. But in my head, I know it sounds crazy. But for 20 years, I've been talking into microphones. And I really only think it's Cody listening. It is. I don't know how to go out. in the world. It is. It is. I don't know how to go out in the world and people have been listening to this. All they do. And we appreciate you and love you for that. A bunch of people last night.

And you've given us real quick and say they like this. Lovely careers for knock on wood, hopefully a while, some way, somehow. But I do get, when everyone's like, do, Josh. I'm like, why do you know me? What? But. Like yesterday. Yesterday I was picking up, I was getting whiskey for the whiskey show, that tin cup last night. And I stopped in the liquor store in Fulton. And just to be sweet, I think they ask her my ID. They don't need my ID. Yeah, no. And she goes, this is how dumb I am.

She goes, and I just need your ID. And I put my ID on. She goes, I thought that was you. And I go, how, you know me? Who is? Who are you? Who are you? Yeah, I know you.

How? Who's you? Did you know my mom? Are you my aunt? Who do I know? Does my dad owe you money? Who is? Who is?

Okay. Eyeball, you're not really my cousin, are you? I mean, you could be. I have so many goddamn cousins. I mean, things. Don't you know your cousin? You don't know, eyeball? Able!

He used to wipe your ass. He's Sandy's boy from the other town here. You know him, you do. You know him. Anyways, what are some random things that make you embarrassed? What? Just speaking of that type situations, you know what does? when people do the thing we don't like.

Hey, do you know who this is? I hate that. Please don't do that. They don't know who we are. Nobody ever. Nobody knows who we are. Yes, people know us. I know that you know who we are.

Yes. Hey. You know, this is the guy we listen to. Yeah, what about this? You know this guy? No, and you know the morning when I'm driving to school, this is the guy. Look at this, though. You know that guy?

Who is? These are the guys. These are the guys. Oh. Over there. You know what that is over there? That's Cody Mac from the morning. This is just a visual gag, but then we have to stand there like this.

Yeah, I did the thing. Oh, no. I did the thing. No, no, no, you don't listen to it. Anyway. That's stupid. You wouldn't like it. And then we have to demean our whole career.

It's the dumbest effing thing you've ever heard, ever seen. It's pointless. It's really. Stupid and I'm really stupid. I borderline suicidal all day long. But that's not a joke. That's actually, sadly. What?

What? Stone sour, this is K. Rock radio stuff. A hundred. Uh-huh. He's trying to get me to eat one of these pickled sausages and I'm not doing it. A hundred. You only have to eat half of one. And I get 20 bucks.

I'll take a shot of the brine. All right. Say it again. You have to eat half. half of one. For $80 and 20 of it I get and I'll do a shot. But that's not even how...

We split all bits 50-50, so I was going to go to Jen and explain... Oh, yeah, that's true. Unless you just gave me cash, but... That's true. Yeah, I don't know how that would work then. So you want to... You do a shot of the vinegar brine, but you have to eat half of one. Again, I can't believe that leave all of just a bite.

Came in here and raw dog one of these sausages yesterday, guys. Because I'm, I want... Joe had to call him yesterday for banking stuff, and she apologized to him. That's wicked funny. For having to eat one of these. Because I know people like them, but I don't know if we will. So if you don't, it'd be funnier if you had that and had to take two more money. Oh, guys, I can't because of my blood pressure.

I can't eat. I would love to. If my doctor says. Anything that might be a good reason, but you won't be allowed to have anything else for the rest of the day. My doctor says it's the salt. Yeah, I just can't eat. Or three days. You can't get into these.

You know what I'm saying? But if you like kibas, I think you might like that. Everybody likes it. I don't know why. I don't know why. Because I do little kobasa. So you, I do like pickles. Honestly, I think you're going to end up liking it and you're going to make out like a bandit.

That's my fear. And I'm not going to, because I'm going to have to take a shot of that brine and have all of the. That's my fear. The aftertaste and burps, but none of the delicious sausage flavor. Anyways. It's been a large focus of this week's show. Is this a... I mean, I think...

I'm going to post a photo of them on my Instagram, K-Rock Josh. But I don't know, I don't want a weaner-looking thing because I don't know what you do, but pickled sausage for the wheel tattoos. Should I offer these up in our meeting today? I'll bring these into the meeting. Bring it in. Anybody wants before we get going? What are we going to talk about taste of here?

Do you want to take a pull off the pickled sausages? Quick pull off yourself. Show sausage. Other side of this, we will get into some hockey gaming. We will get into your 90s at 9. I. Aye. And get ready for a big cocoa.

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