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Episode Date: February 3, 2026Oneida High School feels like a different dimension. Rascal Flatts is getting a little flat. The Wampus Cat haunts the Appalachia mountains. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!...
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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Steve.
Oh.
It is a toasty.
It's February 3rd.
February.
Geez.
Super Bowl week, bud?
Pay my rent.
Oh, better pay that rent, y'all.
Geez, you know, you realize February is already kicking.
Now, Ken asking and chat is a Friday yet.
It is not.
Almost.
It is not.
Almost.
I completed a five-and-a-half-hour round trip out to Oneida last night for a little basketball action.
Yeah.
Congrats to Phoenix JV for the week.
Yeah, the W.
Big win.
Nice.
It was.
It's always better when you have to drive all that way and get the W.
Oneida High School is, there's something about it, and I can't explain it.
For example.
There's like a spirit or something.
Oh, I was just kidding.
The entire first quarter of this basketball game, no baskets.
They were getting to the hoop.
it would just bounce off, it would roll off, neither team scored the entire first quarter.
The lighting felt weird, like it felt like it was like...
It was like flooded for a year, right?
I know, I wondered if that unleashed some demons.
Maybe it warped the metal somehow with all the moisture in the air.
It felt like there was like a presence in the Oneida High School, but it was a weird game.
Let's see.
I sense a presence in here.
I was going to say it can only be, you're still like.
alive, but the Josh ghost would be smacking, smacking young boys' balls around.
It was very strange.
That is weird.
But out that way, who knows what that hell is what that is going on?
Out in the night?
Was it built on like an ancient native burial ground or something?
You never know, man.
It just had a weird presence.
And then that whole first quarter, nobody could score a basket.
I go, okay, there's ghosts in this.
There's something around here.
Hmm, although not to sully the high school because they had the best concessions I've ever seen.
Wow.
Oneida High School.
That's impressive and confusing.
Full cooler, full of drinks.
Would you usually get some drinks when you go to high school games?
It's that lineup of like the couple of can sodas and then like, yeah.
Yep.
Hot pretzels, fresh nachos.
Damn.
And the most incredible thing I've ever.
seen at a high school concession stand,
Little Caesars Hot and Ready pizzas, bro.
Wow, that's smart. And crazy bread. That is so smart.
And a big Little Caesars like thing.
Oh, they had a thing. And you got a thing.
Bro! They got some type of deal with Little Caesars.
Somebody's works there or whatever. And, you know, I'm sure they get a deal for also buying
in bulk and being a school. Oh, that is a brilliant idea.
Dude, I just wanted to get a bottle of water.
And I'm like, am I smelling crazy bread?
I go up to that concession.
They've got...
You had to have gotten a little...
I didn't get it because we were going to get...
I was getting Arby's after, so I was going to get an Arby's.
But I was like, this is awesome and a really good idea.
And a delicious treat at a high school basketball game.
Agreed.
So you had some pluses and some minuses on I had to high school.
Right.
I like being out there.
The ghosts kept the game scoreless for the first quarter.
Crazy bread.
Crazy bread, yep.
Plus.
Demons or we were maybe in the upside down, negative.
Hot and ready, crazy bread, positive.
So really, it's a tradeoff.
I mean, I don't know.
We're looking at even a little better for the crazy bread side of things.
I would put up with some demons for some crazy bread, yeah, for sure.
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We are live on a Tuesday.
We will get to your high strangeness today.
I thought that was it.
That was it.
That was it.
The whole night of high school is the high strangest.
I wish I had the confidence of someone on meth.
Because they really are confident people.
I don't know if that's the right word.
I wish I had confidence at all, you know?
I mean, that's fair.
But when you're on meth, you're just so confident.
This guy stole a plane on meth, and I'm like, I would just never...
Yeah, I don't...
I would never think to do that.
I don't know.
I can.
I don't think it's confident.
I just need a little bit of math to give me a little bit of confidence.
Get myself really hyped up for the day.
Yeah.
Christian Estroke was over in California.
Got arrested for stealing a second plane while high on methamphetamine.
Two.
How'd you get...
Second plane, dude.
What did he, did he like...
Was he told?
Did he, like, hop up into one?
And they were like, hey.
Well, no, it's the meth.
It's the methamphetamine.
And you're just poking around.
But how do you steal it?
Well, I'll tell you.
Los Angeles Bureau said he climbed into the cockpit
It started the engine before they caught him.
Okay.
Three weeks earlier, he stole another plane in Washington.
Authority said the couple tampered with the aircraft's transponder to conceal their flight path during the theft.
So they actually got it up and going?
Who are they?
Then they landed.
It's just Jason Bourne.
Right.
The stolen plane was then spotted at Kelso Washington Airport before being recovered.
So they took it off and landed it.
He's got an itch to fly, man.
See, again, I know we say it all the time.
This is a guy that does not need to be in, you know, jail, so to say, per se.
As in, you know, so much being used by the government.
Well, if he could use his quality, like, if he can use his drive for good.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, you're smart enough to be on meth.
Get meth.
And then.
Is it smart to get meth?
Like, is that a thing?
Is it?
No, but I mean.
You got it.
I don't know how to find it.
I couldn't get you meth.
I don't think.
I bet you could get me meth.
Yeah, I probably could.
I'd go around the block, right around the corner.
I bet you could find.
I bet we could get 20 texts from guys who got meth on them right now.
You got it right here.
Yeah, bro.
I grow my own.
But, you know what I mean?
Then he steals a plane, takes off, flies it, flies it, lands it in a way that nobody is
suspicious.
No's to turn off a transponder.
At the airfield.
Uh-huh.
Nobody is like, oh, hey, bud, what you doing?
Yep.
And then goes again.
He was fixing to get a second one in the air, and that's when they got him.
That's pretty impressive.
You think you could fly a plane?
Have we asked this before?
I don't think I could fly a plane.
Nah.
I like to pretend I'm flying a plane to my car because it's got, like, the buttons up here and stuff.
So when I'm driving, I like to push all the buttons, like, I'm in a cockpit.
Yeah.
We're ready for takeoff.
Yeah, I like to do that.
I would like to do the little kid thing and go into the cockpit and maybe like...
Oh, get a little pin on your shirt.
Maybe like move a steering wheel or something.
Mm-hmm.
I think that'd be badass.
Or, you know what?
I'm thinking too big.
Okay.
I think we could, if we could take lessons,
we could fly those small planes.
There is that flight school or, um,
where it's at Hancock Airport.
We, we both know someone that if that guy can fly a plane,
we can fly a plane.
Who do we know that can fly a plane?
You don't got to say it on there, but, all right.
We both know somebody that can fly a plane,
and we're like,
I got a plane?
All right, can I?
All right, all right.
All right.
So I think with lessons, we very easily could fly.
Not easily.
The hardest part would be the landing.
Yeah.
I could get it up.
I could probably get it up.
Well, once you get her up.
I don't know how I'm bringing that back down.
That's the scariest part of being in planes.
That would be fun.
That would be fun.
I would go up on one of those little ones.
I'm more afraid of the, like, you call them like those puddle jumpers from like Chicago to here or whatever.
Those I don't like those little planes.
Those I don't like.
Like, the bigger ones, not so much either.
But those are just little tiny ones, you see people.
Like a two-seater or whatever?
The ones I see people flying over me all the time that are just looking at the landscape.
Yeah.
That I would do.
You like those?
I'd prefer you stay a little clearer of the lakes.
But we went up in a, uh, in one of those Alaskan bush plains.
Right.
That I would do.
To look at glaciers when we were in Alaska.
Well, never mind.
No, yeah.
That sounds terrifying because you're probably right over the water.
You're over glaciers, which is frozen water.
you got to go out over water.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
That'd be cool, though.
No, I don't want to jump from it.
That I will never, ever do.
You do want to jump out of a plane.
I will at some point.
We'll figure it out.
You see that guy who bought a cheap parachute on Amazon just to see if it would work?
He had a backup parachute.
Okay.
I was going to be like that.
Oh, okay.
There was some TikTok where he was like testing the cheapest parachute off Amazon,
and as soon as he opened it, ripped into shreds.
Oh, I was going to say, did it?
No.
No.
Yeah, I don't know how you test the parachute actually, to be honest
That was it
I don't know how you do that
I mean, thank God you have the backup
Yeah, we took off and landed on the water
My wife is reminding me
I don't think you could do
But it's like a river looking thing
Oh like a Disney movie kind of
I mean it's not like you're landing in the ocean
You are I guess technically in the ocean
But you take off from like a dock and you land
And you come back to the dots
I've never been in a helicopter though
I'd still freak out
I'd still freak out
Yeah
It's wild that you're more concerned about being over water than jumping out of a freaking plane.
Oh, not over water either.
Over land.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to land.
I don't know what it is.
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Yeah, yesterday's may have included a piece of Twitch.
I'm not really sure, because when I got done, it was a little longer than he usually is.
That's fine.
Were we chatty or did I include a chunk?
No, well, we did live cover the, like a half hour?
of the
stupid groundhog
that saw its shadow
and it was worth it.
Although my mother-in-law
yesterday had a good point
and I couldn't wrap my head around it.
She's like,
technically it's exactly six weeks
till the first day of spring.
So wouldn't we always have
six more weeks of winter?
And I'm like,
yeah, but it's supposed to come early,
I think.
I think it's like spring comes early
so it's supposed to be
in another like couple weeks.
All right.
But yeah,
Technically.
Because I was like, oh, yeah, I guess the first day of spring is six weeks away.
Six or seven.
No.
Yeah.
No.
So, yeah, tactically.
I was more thrown at the fact that when I thought about it that he lives in that zoo that they bring him there.
So he already was awoken from his slumber.
Yeah.
And he didn't do selfies.
I mean, he didn't do photos.
He did do selfies.
No.
One quick one.
That guy falling off of him and tried to climb up on Phil's house.
That may have been, I thought about that so many times yesterday.
The band? Yep.
Juvenile consequences.
Yes, juvenile consequences.
When that lead singer tried to climb up on this.
Well, and then I started to feel bad for Phil, because if poor Phil is in there,
and there's a band rocking around him, and now a guy's climbing on his house.
Well, people were saying that they thought, they think that he is put up.
Oh, okay.
There's like a little trap door, and then they put him up there at the time.
All right, good.
Same.
You're shooting off fireworks and all that and having people dance and everything.
Groundhog.
That big fat guy's trying to climb on your house and he's just there in a tube.
Yeah.
And he's just hearing all this sound out there and he knows in a minute they're going to
they're going to yank you out of there and everybody is paying attention.
Yeah.
I feel bad.
Poor Phil.
For the people.
Well, I was telling you, right?
Weird.
I was telling Cody and I was telling you guys here in chat that the Olympics start in a couple
days and they haven't finished the hockey arena, I guess.
He's okay
Is it going to be ready?
He's okay
Probably not
But you can still skate on ice
You Americans are so spoiled
You are just fine
Wanting your completed dice rinks
Well Spanish figure skater
And I know you guys want
Up to the minute figure skating updates
So
If I don't
I will riot
That's what this station is for
You think this town is mad about
Syracuse basketball
Uh uh-uh
Um
He's got a lot of names
and I can't pronounce any of them.
Don't even bother.
I was going to say Italian skier.
He's an figure skater.
Okay, sorry.
Days away from competing in the Winter Olympics at Italy
told he can't do his figure skating routine.
Because...
Too sexy.
It is too sexy.
No.
He dresses like the minions.
All right.
I don't know anything about figure skating.
Is Disney pushing back?
Yeah, they say you can't.
Pixar.
Pixar.
Is Pixar?
Is Pixar?
start being like. He said this season, I competed with my minions short program to bring joy and a
playful style to the ice while still meeting every required element. What is it? Someone just like me
skates next to him in a minions costume? No, he has on, so I'll describe it to you. Okay.
His costume is a yellow t-shirt with the blue overalls that the minions wear. Oh, I got a,
he claimed he followed all required procedures and submitted his music. He's been performing this
the entire season, well, now
Pixar said, no, you're not. I see it.
No, you're not. No. Wow.
Well, then, dude,
just
wear
red overalls
or something. Yeah, but I think maybe he uses
the music too, and they're gonna be like, you can't play the music
on the Olympics. They have music. Yeah.
The minions do. Well, what is this clip? Let me
see. That's not fair.
No, this is just a drop. This isn't even
music. Life is full of
disappointments.
I used to have the fart gun.
You did.
He was dressed in an ensemble that resembled the Despicable Me franchise characters.
He wiggles and jives across the ice to a thumping beat that interpolates the sounds of muttering minions.
And now he can't do it.
Oh, Illumination or Pixar.
Oh, wow.
Illumination jerks.
So I guess he, uh, can you like redo?
Can you be like, no, no, no, I'll come up with a different thing.
I mean, or are you out?
I would imagine you don't have time.
You don't have time.
If they, was it two days or Friday or whatever?
Like, yeah, that's, I think you're probably screwed.
The Olympics are wild to me.
I don't understand any of it.
But, I mean, I would say you're like, I'll do it.
I'm fine.
I'll come up with something.
Don't worry.
I'm here to hear.
I want to be at the Olympics.
Yeah, you don't throw away your shot, I guess, right?
You just, I don't know, got a backup.
Yeah, do you have a backup thing, routine that you used to do maybe?
Go practice that a little bit.
Right.
You're practicing, bud.
You're at the Olympics.
Do a backflip.
Rascal.
does not sounding good.
I think a lot of these, I mean, I don't really care about Rascal Flats, but...
Don't you say a thing about it.
I started this show.
There's one thing that's off limits.
And that's Gary LaVoxe from Rascal Flats.
And that's the Foxy LaVoxy.
You utter a bad word.
I swear to God, Grossman, I will kill you.
People are posting videos of their new tour, I guess.
Like, this always happens with these guys.
They get older.
Yeah, this is too bad.
They can't sing like they used to.
Naturally, you're, like, register lowers.
Yeah, you're older.
Like, it's not as bad as, like, a Vince Neal.
That's awful.
That's the worst.
That one's not good.
Yeah.
That's real bad.
I don't know how Axel is sounding nowadays for Guns and Roses.
Some reason it seems like he, like, is, all the, as long as all the other guys are worse and Corey Feldman's out there, he gets like, everyone's like, we'll go back to Axel later.
That's a good conspiracy around Corey Feldman, just like.
Compared to Corey Feldman.
Yeah.
It's pretty good, right guys?
Pretty good.
So, like, they're just keeping Corey out there.
It's a comeback kid.
I'm Corey.
And now I have one rule.
Uh-oh.
I said when this show started,
if you ever sully Corey Feldman, I'm out of here.
Okay?
We both quit.
Oh, no.
Oh, all right, Gare.
All right, Gare.
You don't got to do those runs, Gare bear.
It was so good.
It ain't working out, bud.
Oh, man.
Ah, yeah, listen.
Ah, ah.
I had buying tickets to a rascal flats,
but even less so now, I guess.
Is he rascal or flats?
Which one is he?
Both.
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Every Tuesday we get into the unexplained.
The ghostly, the paranormal, the cryptids, the aliens, all of that.
And today's a weird one, man.
Because I found myself in like,
an Appalachian Mountains wormhole
because a lot of weird stuff happens in the Appalachian
Mountain's dude. How'd you get your little leaner?
I did. Remember a couple months ago I played that
lady who was like saying that she went to a
house because she was a nurse in the Appalachian Mountains?
Yeah. Yeah.
And she went to the house and there was nobody there
and like...
All right, I'm ready.
That is weird. That one was really weird.
This one...
The vehicles out there and everything. Yeah.
This one I don't know how to explain.
And it's the tal.
of the Wampus cat.
It's in the Appalachian Mountains.
Okay.
And, sure.
You can have, like,
what?
Nothing.
Thank you for following Giggle Pooker.
Thank you for following.
There are clearly
mountain cats in the mountains.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But this Wampus cat
is apparently
it's a cryptid, basically.
Okay, a little ghost cat.
Well, not even a ghost cat.
There's a couple, like,
So I'll read you one.
And then I got a first-hand account from a guy whose father allegedly saw the Wampus cat in the mountains.
Okay.
So the Wampus cat is allegedly a six-legged kind of big Puma-looking thing.
Okay.
Wyatt has six legs comes from like the story of this curse.
So I guess it's, there's native lands there.
Okay.
And long ago, this group of indigenous hunters went out hunting, but they were going to do a ritual.
Some woman nearby witnessed the ritual and turned into this wampas cat.
That's one of the legends.
Okay.
All right.
That's terrifying.
The creature is said to be more savage than a lion.
It has the head and body of a cat with long black spotted fur.
It's long.
Legs are short and stocky.
Its tail is long.
Okay.
Damn.
This thing is,
it's a monster.
Oh,
wait,
there's a picture.
What'd you find?
Just like a,
you're looking at it?
There's a statue of a wampus cat outside of...
There's a school down there that made their mascot, the wampus cat.
It's really cool.
I see it.
I see what they're going for there.
It's really cool.
So,
it really,
like, terrorized this area of the Appalachian Mountains.
It was killing so many lives,
So much livestock, so many animals were dying.
All right.
On Thanksgiving morning of 1918, 75 men armed with guns, rifles,
and bows and arrows went out searching with the same.
They had enough.
The bows and arrows guys are going to.
That'll be, I'll get it.
Yep.
They described what they saw as a gray and white, long-tailed, large cat
able to jump 12 feet in the air.
Others described it as if the devil was in the,
the shape of a tiger.
No one was able to kill it.
It has killed numerous dogs.
Oh, it's horrible. It's horrible.
So I have the story here.
You're going to hear from this guy.
Sounds like the Michael Jordan of cats.
Who has a story of the wampas cat in the Appalachian Mountains.
Is this where they got caty wampas from?
Oh, good question. I don't know.
That would make sense, wouldn't it?
Because, you know, everything's gone all, if it's gone bad,
That cat looks like it would do things that would make things go bad.
This is an old timer down in Appalachia whose father, like, worked on farms,
and he's going to tell you the stories he'd hear his dad share about experiencing the wampas cat.
And my dad was about 12 kids.
He was probably the eldest of the old.
That music.
And he would just work these farms, try to make some money for the family.
And he would go to the story once in the gap.
and he would listen to people talking about stories they see like seeing a cat, big old black cat around the edge of these farms and these mountains
roaming around the edge of these woods watching this livestock. And on moonlit nights, when the moon was really up, it was really active for some reason.
They'd even hear it off in the distance. And some farmers had livestock being killed. They'd even see it,
shoot at it, but they never could hit it or nothing.
They'd run it off.
Well, these, these, they're a bunch of coon hunters around here, and they really prized on their dogs.
They were really good coon hunters.
Oh, boy.
And they said, well, they'll get together and try to hunt this thing.
They had some really good dogs.
They'd done a lot of coon hunting.
And you could see here the pelts they got.
Wow, it's a little different then.
Yeah, it's a lot different.
Raccoons are a little different than a puma.
Raccoons are a giant, uh, cattywampus swampus cat.
Those are huge freaking raccoons, though.
They'd run into a bar.
Some of these dogs that he had would hold a bay until the master got up out of shooting.
A bar.
So they had some pretty good dogs.
So they gathered up all the dogs that could there.
And they're going to see if they can go fix this problem, find this beast, and get rid of it.
Well, it wasn't too long.
They got on the scent of it, running across these mountain ridges, and held it it.
had a tree waiting on the masters to come up.
But before they come up, this old cat, whatever it was,
he didn't like being up there in that tree,
them dogs keeping it at bay, barking at it.
So they decided to come out.
And when it come down, he started fighting with them dogs.
The rumor says he told me they killed a couple of them,
and named a couple of them, and it run on off.
And they gathered the dogs up.
gathered the dogs up and got on out of there.
Ish.
Well, time went on.
He just kept working these farms.
Nobody liked to get out of dark out.
Because they would hear this thing
or see it on top of one of these rocks on these ridges.
And people didn't like it at all.
Well, he told me the rumor went to,
they got a special kind of hunters in here
to hunt some mountain lions and dogs.
And he hunted this thing down and killed it.
And some say they'd do.
didn't. Some say they just drove it on back in the mountains. And as time went on, he kind of died
down. It just about forgotten about. Now, they say they, if they didn't kill it, they drove it on
back in these Cumberland mountain ridges, back in these mountains, back in these haulers and valleys
way back in there in their deep country. Some wild country back in there, I'm telling you.
He telling you. He hunted it. He hunted it. Now, there's even pictures of people taking pictures of these
Cougars,
Pantors, whatever you call it, in Tennessee.
There's a picture of it.
Now, what these things are,
no, they're not Panthers from South America,
but there's some kind of cat that's black.
Don't know.
People swire,
there's no such a thing.
They'll swear, you're crazy, Donnie.
I've had my friends tell me that.
And then these people,
they have seen it,
actually physically seen it.
So you know what I'm talking about.
but there's the story.
That's it.
That's the story of the Wampus Cat.
So if you're just tuning in to recap,
there's a large, or maybe many,
because it's like a crypted
Wampus Cat in the Appalachian Mountains
that's killing dogs.
You can hear it at night.
When the moon comes out, it's especially loud.
Big old Puma.
People will call you crazy, say,
you ain't ever seen the Wampus Cat.
You ain't never seen that there big Puma at
when you're hunting them hollers.
I done been back in them woods.
There's deeper parts of the legend that I was reading about last night where it has like supernatural powers.
That's why you can't kill it.
Yeah.
It became like I told the beginning of the story, it was just a Native American woman who became this wampus cat.
Maybe she can morph back in too late.
Maybe she can morph in.
Yeah, like a teen wolf.
Teen wolf.
Teen wolf situation, dude.
There's a teen wolf in Tennessee.
Oh.
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So you can see like the flow of it.
Okay.
And then go from there type deal.
Okay.
And you go in because, you know, someone starts hot,
and then you check to see all they need is like 25 yards rushing.
Like, all right, they've got 20 right now already.
And the odds are shifting by then, right?
Don't they shift the odds a little bit?
Sometimes, yeah.
Yeah, that's the downfall of that.
But, oh, night.
What are you looking up, gambling stuff?
I was seeing if what was if there was anything up there just right now,
just real quick.
I don't know a Super Bowl bet together.
As much as I like casinos and stuff,
I don't do the sports betting stuff.
I don't understand it enough.
I know you would tell me how fun it is, but.
It's fun.
It's just, you just, it's not, I mean, because it's money.
Yeah, I don't like, it's hard to practice.
But you can just bet little bits while you learn what you're doing.
But it's, it's something easy where it's like, like right here, the touchdown scores.
To score touchdown at any point at all, they just have their names on there and you look at the odds.
Who's the best odds?
I mean, Kenneth Walker, the third has got pretty good odds to score touchdown for the, for the Seahawks.
Who's the longest odds?
Let's see.
I mean, the punchdown.
Brady Russell for the Seahawks.
Is he like the Waterboy or something?
I don't know who that is.
I'm going to put $1,000 on Brady Russell.
But to score touchdown, there is some really good odds like that Rashid Chehid that the Seattle Seahawks got at the trade deadline.
Like he's plus 360 to score any touchdowns at all.
So currently I am putting money on him while we are talking.
Yeah, that seems like that would be a.
pretty good bat. He's going to get
something. Right.
He says that guy's a backup fullback.
There you go. Gotta get that backup. See, but you know what?
Get him in there. With stuff like
the Super Bowl is when you see
Randos coming into the game.
Nobody's going to expect Brady Russell
to go out for the pass
when he's supposed to be blocking on the one play
he's in. So when he does, fake
a block and roll out to the left
on the one yard line and he's standing in the
end zone, he's plus 4,500
right now. Or he wants to. Or he would like say there's
a QB sack and he recovers the
fumble and runs it in?
I'm saying.
$4,500 to throw like a quarter
on?
Let's go Brady Russell.
That's my boy.
Big Brady Russell?
Getting a Brady Russell jersey.
Thank you for tuning in.
We appreciate you.
Cat is still alive, by the way.
Knock on wood.
I'm a cat sitting my parents cat right now.
Cat is still alive, knock on wood.
That's a jinks.
I knocked on wood and we didn't listen.
If it's a jinks, it's a jinks.
Whatever.
She was alive.
Did anybody?
make sure they stayed off of the driveway.
I stayed off the driveway.
I have not compacted any snow.
I have shoveled the walk.
If you guys don't know,
I'm currently in hell,
house sitting my parents' house
as I'm getting texts every day.
What's the over under?
Because we said,
remember it was like,
you said like four and a half or something.
What was the question?
How many times was he going to text you?
Total?
Yeah,
because then someone said like 22 in seven days or something.
Because you put the over under at something really low.
And I went over.
I went over hard.
Let me see.
Because remember I said that what was going to happen is that he was also going to text you through your mother.
Well, she's my mom.
I want you to make sure.
No, she's embarrassed by how crazy he's being.
She's ashamed.
I would, he.
I mean, we're already blowing the over because he's texted me every day.
and it's day four now, so we've already blown it, right?
I would imagine it, because I can't remember what it was, but it was low.
You were trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I didn't.
Oh, no, did you rotate the firewood?
I have no responsibilities to firewood.
I have no responsibilities to firewood.
Oh, my God.
Bring the bottom road to the top so it dries out, Cody.
Did you go to the house today?
I'm going after the game.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
That late?
So I went after the game.
game. I gave him the normal breakdown. You can't see things at night that, just never mind.
To which I said, texted him. House is good, cat is good, and the amount of packages you've
received in just three days is disgusting. That's at my mother. Yeah. Because every day I've gone,
the mailbox is stuffed and there's packages by the door. Hell yeah. She said, I was going to warn you
that I had a lot of merch coming. I have a side hustle. And I go, I don't want to know what you're up to.
I really don't.
Yeah.
And he goes, you see what the package is?
This is why I still got to go to work.
Then an hour goes by.
Now I'm home.
And an hour goes by.
This is why I got to work.
He goes, did you get the mail from the mailbox?
To which I reply, I told you I did.
And then I sent an entire checklist of everything I do
every time I go to the house.
Yep.
of a total rundown and he goes,
okay, just jacking.
My mother sends that emoji
where she's like ashamed of
it's a lot. That's hilarious.
So how sitting is going well. You mentioned the
packages. Yeah.
I didn't mention the mailbox, you're right?
That's not the mail. Cody witnessed the phone call
last week on Friday where he was explaining
when the mailman comes. Well, where he's
going to put the packages, which packages I got to get.
Well, because Saturday's different.
Saturday comes a little different time, yeah.
It's different. Oh, you're probably definitely putting the
packages in the wrong spot.
There's not a chance.
You're putting them where they're supposed to go.
He said put them on the kitchen table, so I am.
Josh.
Let me ask you something.
Hold on a second, Josh.
What part of the table?
I don't want to know my mom's got coming to the house.
I'm not asking.
I don't want to get involved with that.
Side hustle.
Syracuse.
Just be glad it's not my parents who are gone all winter.
Do you have to watch their house, Sarah?
Oh, that's a nightmare.
That's funny.
That's a nightmare.
No, I, I could do it.
Because I don't mind.
I do it in like the summer.
Yeah, you go to Debs House all the time.
Yeah, they go camping and all that.
Easy peasy.
Yep.
But it's not as crazy.
No.
With some of us.
No, they are not.
I'm allowed to pull into their driver.
Oh!
You're out of your mind.
You're out of your mind.
That snow will be compacted and we'll never get, they'll never be moved.
That's the thing with snow.
It's a move.
It never goes anywhere.
It never goes to be there forever.
What are you going to put a bunch of salt?
A bunch of salt on it and then track salt in the house.
The house loses all its value at that point.
That's it.
That's it.
Well, a 49-year-old man has launched his year of isolation project.
I saw this a couple weeks ago, but now it's getting national attention.
And I don't think it's a good idea for anybody involved.
He has locked himself inside of a room for 365 days.
Cool.
Let's be nice to just be like, nah, screw every single responsibility I have.
know what he's doing.
He has a wife and kids.
Dude, no.
Bro.
This ain't some type of art thing or a, you're not taking a stance on anything.
No, he wanted to do it to get healthier, but this is going to do the opposite.
This is going to send you into crazy world.
Get healthier while alienating your entire family wife and kids.
Like you're no longer helping around the house.
Yeah, I'd be like, all right, cool.
Well, I hope you get healthy.
Me and the kids will be somewhere else completely forever.
without you.
He started on January 10th.
His name is Skip Boyce, and he's calling it the isolation year.
Well, his family's going to skip Tom because he's a douche.
I wouldn't blame him for a second.
That's what I'm saying.
It's good.
Get a head start because you're about to be alone for a while, bud.
He says, the rules are simple.
I do not leave the room.
My live stream is active 24-7.
You can check on them if you want to.
I don't bring in outside entertainment or unplanned interaction.
I live, sleep, work.
work out, read, write, and spend my time here.
What?
What's his name? Skip.
Skip Boyce, the isolation year.
I can tell you, is he on Twitch?
Let me tell you if he's on Twitch.
That's so dumb.
He's on YouTube.
If you go to YouTube, type in YouTube.com slash the isolation year.
He's streaming right now.
I'm not going to bring it up because I don't know if he's going to curse.
Or if he's just boring and stupid, I don't know.
I'll tell you.
He lives in Utah.
He says it's not about shock value.
I wanted to create a controlled environment to step away.
from constant stimulation like your family?
Well, he was just getting dressed.
That was weird.
All right?
So that was creepy.
Yeah, like, yeah, your family.
It's just, he, he hasn't turned the light on yet,
but he just kind of looks like he's a slob.
Yeah, he's a 49-year-old man who's in a room by himself for a year.
Now the lights on.
All right, I just saw him.
Now I'm watching him too.
Yeah, that's not.
He's got a computer.
He's got a bed.
He's got a table.
Yeah.
I don't see any work.
Maybe not a slob.
Maybe not a slob.
I thought I was looking at other stuff.
But yeah, like, I don't know.
I don't.
Hell, this just seems so he gets the hang.
How many people are watching this right now?
Does it say, I can't.
Do you see a number anywhere?
I don't see a number anymore.
I see subscribers.
24 people are watching right now.
All right.
But you know what it's kind of?
We have more viewers of that by a lot.
You know what I think is a little, another, another bit of BS?
Uh-huh.
Look at his nice, big, fancy computer set up.
He's got a whole computer over there, yep.
I need to game without my wife and kids bothering me.
He's making his bed.
He says he has.
He has a bathroom and a shower, a makeshift gym, and an elaborate live streaming setup.
He's not allowed to have unhealthy foods, like especially soda.
Maybe that's okay.
There's other ways to do this.
Yeah.
No alcohol or drugs.
He's making me irrationally angry.
He's working with a virtual trainer to get in shape, and apparently he's tasked his wife with providing him food.
What a lucky lady.
So now, yep, now he's going to go cook for me.
Plop a squat over into his computer chair.
Naturally, a lot of people have been warning that isolation to this degree is not healthy.
No, it could make you crazy.
You can find him on TikTok and YouTube.
He's doing a bunch of videos.
No, this isn't it.
Here's his explanation from the beginning.
Oh, his voice is going to bother me.
My name is Skip.
I'm 49 years old, and I'm starting something today that scares me a little.
On January 10th, I'm locking myself into this room for an entire year.
I'm doing this because I'm tired of being the version of myself.
that avoids hard things.
One goal is simple.
By the end of the year, I want to do one perfect pull-up.
The pull-up is the proof, but the real goal is rebuilding who I am from the ground up.
This is day minus 70.
I'm starting the preparation now.
This is a bad idea, bud.
Living in isolation is a bad idea.
He's just sitting in his chair.
Yeah, you're watching.
I'm watching him too.
I'm watching him too.
How is this making you healthier, bud?
It's not going to.
Why?
Because you do a little exercise one hour a day?
They're so forced me to exercise.
You would get a more positive feedback if every day you're like,
all right, guys, today we're spending three hours in the room.
Yeah, we're going to work out.
You guys are going to watch.
We're going to make, first let's make my protein smoothie, blah, blah, blah.
Let's rebuild myself from the ground up.
I'm sick of being this version of myself.
I need to be better for my wife and kids.
So for the next couple hours, we're going to be in here.
And then those hours end.
Okay, bye.
That would be a better approach.
He would get...
Maybe bringing your family in as part of it.
Yeah, way more support.
I'm rationally angry over that.
I know.
I am too.
I think it's really like a dick move to do to your family.
I also sometimes don't bother dad.
He's doing the isolation year.
Yeah, yeah, right?
Yeah, don't go bother him.
It also sometimes bother me when people think that they can just do this.
What do you mean?
Like, you're not entertaining.
No one wants to watch you.
He's getting more attention than us.
I agree with you.
We work hard to get where we are.
And this guy's going to be like,
I want to just be better, so I'm going to just put his camera in a room of my fad.
Like, who's paying the bills?
Who's paying, who's paying the mortgage?
Who's paying for food?
Does he work, maybe from home?
Do you work remotely?
Where does your money come from, sir?
How are you contributing to this family?
Now, now I'm getting angry about it, too.
And so he's going to spend a year of not, where does he shower?
That says he has a bathroom in a shower.
All right, so he goes and bludges himself in there because his stream is on all the time.
Mm-hmm.
Because at the start of this, if you go back,
They're like, he's sleeping.
Yeah.
So he just keeps the camera.
Isn't that weird?
Isn't that weird?
That's creepy.
Oh, no.
New camera.
New camera angle.
Yeah, you just switched the camera angle.
There we go.
It's the isolation year on YouTube if you feel like watching this guy.
So if you look back there, he's in a little apartment.
It's like a little tiny layout.
We're in a room in his house.
He basically was just like, I'm going to live in a little apartment.
Bye, family.
Well, it's just frustrating that he's got this dope-ass house.
Look how big this house is.
Bring me food.
Like what?
Keep the kids.
Kids away.
It's making me upset.
Did you just try the apple, like, as the apple?
Yeah.
Phenomenal.
What's it called Cosmic Crisp Apple?
Yeah.
We got new apples?
There's always something different at Wegmans and Walmart or Tops,
and yesterday happened to be Tops.
And there it was, man.
The Cosmic Crisp.
It was so good.
It's a Cosmic Gumbull.
Cosmic Gub.
It is a large red apple.
Yeah.
developed at Washington State University crossing Honeycrisp and Enterprise variants.
I love a Honeycrisp.
Yeah.
Balanced sweet tart flavor and long shelf life.
It was very good.
It was a very different apple flavor, but I liked it.
I'd be into this because I like this kind of apple.
And I don't know how to describe it other than that.
No.
Yep.
I don't either.
That's exactly as is described.
It's got like, I like a red delicious.
I like a honey crisp, and this looks like it'll take me there.
It was very good.
Although it was like, for one apple was like $2.50.
It was a pound of an apple.
It was a big boy.
But you never had them before.
It's good to know because I had, oh, no, I forget the name of it.
I had two different apples when I happened to be in Wagmans.
I grabbed that Envy one that they talk about and then another one.
And I forget because one of them I wasn't really a fan of.
But the envy one was, I think, was the one that was okay.
I don't mind.
But, eh.
I got to be careful how I talk about this because you just said,
Weggmans.
Yeah.
And we do a lot with Wegmans and we love Wagmans and we're a partner of Wegmans.
Yeah.
So nothing I'm saying is a negative.
No,
sometimes you can hit and miss with the grocery stores.
They got to try things.
But they dropped out of the top 10 in the latest customer satisfaction survey.
They've always been like the top 10.
They're fit.
You can already see their fix in that.
Okay.
They started to get their,
they were getting a little pricey.
And they were high on their own horse because they were like the first to be like
a Wagmans.
And now while the other grocery stores caught up,
so now they got to work a little harder.
They surveyed 31,293 customer surveys chosen at random.
Trader Joe's came in as the number one supermarket.
For customer service?
For customer service.
I mean, it depends.
Trader Joe's has an advantage because they're a little smaller.
Well, customer satisfaction, not service, satisfaction.
Okay, because I was going to say sometimes, you know,
we were, it's just, I remember back to my days at Wagman's back in the dairy,
it would just be me.
So it would be harder to give you to satisfy you.
as proper as I need to.
They say people like Trader Joe's
national expansion
and consistency.
They've got okay things.
Wegmans came in 11th place,
so just shy the top 10.
They scored a 78 overall.
Interesting that I leave.
Oh, wow, good call.
Last couple years.
Well, Wegmans needs to get Coco back in the mix.
They need to pay you a big salary
and get you back in that dairy department.
Publix came in number two
I've been
We've in my travels around the country
I've been to a Publix
It's fine
Yeah I haven't I don't think of ever been
I've never been to Price right either
Which is just down on the boulevard
There never been there either
Or Publix so
Like all
Or pigly weggly
I don't know if Wegman
And I can't
If everybody can say this better than I can
Wegmans was the first to Wegmans
Fye a grocery store for me
Like meaning it used to be a grocery store
you'd go in, there's your aisles, there's your meats, you're out.
And then Wagmans would start to like, josh it up.
And you're like, ooh, I can get sandwiches.
Ooh, I like the layout.
It's more open.
They would expand on you.
And then everybody started doing that.
That's how Publix felt when I went into it.
It was fine.
A lot of prepared foods, a lot of options, a lot of great stuff.
Yep.
So what was that?
Number two was Publix.
Number three was H.
I've never been to one of those.
I don't know what HEB is.
For Sam's Club.
Really?
I like Whole Foods.
Do we have Whole Foods around here?
I think over in that rich neighborhood, so-o-sopah.
H-E-B is Texas A-Sess.
And then Costco and Aldi.
Aldi's been really coming correctly lately, guys.
I like Aldi.
I like the brands that they have.
I like their aisles.
I like the setup.
They also have really fast line.
like when you're waiting in line, like the time is, it's very quick.
Like their cashiers are fast.
Their self-checkouts are very fast.
I also like that they have that area where you can, like, all right, we're not bagging all
your groceries.
We'll put them in this cart.
You do it over there and that little thing under the window.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that they were like, you know what?
They were going to handle this.
They were like, all right, you know what?
You don't need all that room.
Random self-checkout.
Yeah, I like that.
Because that's one I used yesterday because we were just waiting in line.
We were standing there and I went, nobody.
guys, anybody want to use the self-tech out that's right there?
And we were literally standing in line for self-chok-out,
and people in front of me were like, no.
Oh.
I went, all right, I'm, I was like, I don't want to look like a jerk,
but I'm going to skip all of you.
I'm going, I'm going over here now.
Anybody want to go out?
I'm going to check out.
And they were like, okay, go ahead.
Yeah.
But, hell yeah, we'll check out there.
I want to get out of here.
And then I got, you know, honorable mentions to my two favorite.
I love my Fulton Price Chopper.
I love a pea chop, and I love tops.
I don't know what Topps has done recently, but I love a Top.
I can get swayed by consistent good deals, and Topps has been crushing it.
Yeah, with their meat deals.
But also back and forth, because in some places, like, tops, your chip prices, a little crazy.
Yeah, all the chips are nuts.
Little crazy.
Chips are nuts.
Are they more down to Earth?
I think because we all got on top of Walmart would mean like, your Doritos are too expensive Walmart.
And everyone else was like, ours are eight bucks.
Oh.
Has it got to go off on a naked, uh, random tangent.
Has everybody had the naked Doritos yet?
I saw those.
I'm in.
How do they taste?
I don't need.
I don't need all the, the food dies.
I don't need colors in my food.
I don't care.
Are they good?
Do they taste?
Am I eating a Dorito?
It tastes like a Dorito?
The problem is though is that it's,
they're acting like it's like a fancy new thing.
Like, no, that's what you're going to end up probably having to do.
So don't make them more expensive.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
that's just your, that's your problem, not mine.
Right, like, this isn't my fault.
You're telling me it costs more to not put a food die in?
Right, yeah, I don't think so.
Silly gooses.
They have not had them now.
They act like it's like a healthier version.
I mean, technically, I guess it is, but.
I like to wait for coupons somewhere.
Do they taste like, uh, do they taste like real Doritos?
Oh, no, just like a regular Dorito.
Oh, Queen says it tastes just like a regular tortilla chip, no flavor.
Which? Which?
Can be good.
I, have you ever had those of Doritos?
The what?
They're not.
The, it's like the tortilla chip flavor Dorito.
The oops nose flavor?
Yeah, they are actually like one of the better tortilla chips.
Okay, I'll try that.
It's a Dorito.
If you find them somewhere, let me know.
They're not even if you're not even fine.
It's a few and far between.
All right.
Yeah, Linth is a crazy expensive in chat.
It is.
It's crazy.
Anyways, you know, you've tried those.
Let me know.
315, 364, 1009.
Get back on your feet, Wegmans.
You know we love you.
You got this.
You represent.
You just got a little.
Hey, it's a race.
Still got good ice creams.
Got good ice creams.
Oh, which, by the way.
It's a marathon.
What?
That ego ice cream.
Yeah, what was that?
20 out of 20.
Or 20 out of 10.
The ego buttery maple ice cream?
What was that?
It's buttery maple ice cream, bro.
Oh, okay.
And that, it tastes like my French toast whiskey probably.
With the buttery flavors?
Yeah.
Oh, I should like put some in a little glass and melt it and melt it with it.
Didn't I get you on Christmas?
Oh, I bought some at Christmas time.
I have a whole, I have a whole bottle of it.
But yes, you gave me a little jar of it.
All right.
Which I also, I think, still have too.
Yeah, buddy.
Double down.
Get in there.
Now we're all even,
Stevens.
You're talking about me.
You're talking about beans.
Is that beans?
Is that beans?
Jump and there's all bugger daub,
yeah, but, double, d'amble, even Stevens.
That's a show he's on, I think.
I think.
I don't remember.
Sorry, I'm fixing something quickly.
And here we are.
And boom
As much as you're afraid of water
You would do this to save someone you loved
Did you see this 13 year old boy
That swam two and a half miles?
Oh wow
I think you could get out of your own head
And just be like, oh yeah
I'm not here right now, I'm not here right now
Certain family members or else
Like fell over the side
I'd go right over
13 year old boy was out with his family
his mother, 12-year-old brother and 8-year-old sister,
they were paddleboarding.
Would you ever get me on a paddleboard, bud?
That, I've never felt like my thighs have never burned more
in my entire life, no matter what workout I did in high school
over sports, than that day that Rosa took me out at her camp on the paddleboard.
And I accidentally walked her into that four-foot-long, that seaweed.
Oh, disgusting.
I felt so bad for it.
disgusting.
But that says a lot of your love of Rosa that you're willing to get on a freaking paddleboard, dude.
It was fun.
But it was hard.
Did you stand or you saw, boy.
Yeah, I managed to do it.
That's even scarier for me.
It was cool.
I see why people like it.
But it was, that's intense, man.
So they're out on this paddleboard excursion.
The water, it's the ocean because it was off the coast of Australia.
Yeah.
So it starts to kind of pull them back.
Pull them back.
And they're going further and further out.
Further and further out
No, thank you.
The teen
tried to paddle, he's like, all right, I'm going to go
back to shore, you guys wait here and I'll help.
Yeah.
So he starts paddling his kayak back to the shore,
but it started to fill with water.
Oh, God.
So they must have been on paddle boards.
He's on a kayak.
Jeez.
He gets out of the kayak,
and he's got his life vest on,
so he's swimming back to shore.
Then he realizes that,
he's like, I think my life vest is actually hindering my swimming because it's so bulky.
Yeah.
Ditches his life vest, swims two and a half miles through ocean waters,
holy God.
Over four hours of swimming to rescue his family.
He gets to shore.
Paul Breslin from this volunteer Marine rescue said the kid is superhuman.
That's insane.
That is ultimate determination and courage, and he saved the lives of his mother and siblings.
Wow.
Dude for him.
I ain't swimming no two and a half miles
I ain't swimming for four hours, you crazy
Get out of here
Oh, wow
Good for him, that's cool
That's great though
He saved his parents
Love mom's life and all of that
Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C&Y
What a good story
Well, a gentleman
Well, thank you
I don't know how gentlemanly
This gentleman is
I thought me a gentleman
Um
Had to go to the hospital
Because he had been there in a while
He had something in his butthole.
These people ever try to just like pooping it out?
No, this was a World War I bomb.
I don't, first of all, I don't.
I guess I am, I'm not kink.
Well, I'm not, okay.
You know, yeah.
I'm not kink shaman.
No, we're not kink shaming.
But not everything needs to go in your buttholes.
If you like things to go in your butthole, not all the things need to go in your
bottle.
Thank you, Cody.
Thank you.
Can we please isolate that audio and use that for a later time?
Not everything.
Not everything needs to go up there.
They make things that go up there.
And here's the thing.
They even have stores where you can go in
and everything goes in your butthole.
Everything.
Not just things in your house.
They specialize in it.
They probably have something that looks like a grenade
that you can put in your butthole.
I almost guarantee you you can Google that
right here on your work computer.
All right, once a heck.
Exactly. Malfire and chat.
There are special things designed
for that part of your body.
What do you even look up?
type in grenade butt plugs.
See what comes out.
Oh, there you go.
That, I bet.
They have grenade butt plugs
100%.
Let me see here.
Let's go right on to the Amazon here.
Yep.
Yep.
Amazon Asim?
Yep.
It's literally like her grenade.
Show me.
I got to see how this works.
I got to see the science behind this.
Hold on.
All right.
Hold on.
What?
Okay.
See that?
That's all I was looking at.
Yeah?
And then my eye went,
well, what's this?
You put this in your butt hole.
And then you operate it.
And then you squeeze that and it fills up.
It's an inflatable one.
Look at that.
Good for them.
Good for you.
If that's something you're into it.
That ain't...
Oh, look I'm picking it.
That ain't for me.
Goes in your butt.
If that's for you, that's for you.
I don't care.
Man.
But like Cody said, that's designed for the process.
Almost $200 and it would be here.
Oh, no, not today.
Today's not the 10th.
How quick are you to get here?
Next Tuesday.
Oh, because I was going to say.
If that's sitting in the local Amazon Center right now.
Yeah, it is.
Your mom is like, that's my Amazon search.
Clear the history.
It's in there, now, Deb.
This is the work one.
This is the work one.
But now I'm definitely going to go into that one and put that in there.
Dad, that one he put in the cart.
It's in the cart, Deb.
In the cart.
Purchase.
This is a fella who, I don't know how we got a World War I bomb.
I don't know.
Curious little wampus cat.
He's a little wampus cat.
A little wampus cat.
He gets it.
Puts it up there.
And now it's like,
now it's literally like a ticking time bomb.
Yeah, so he's got to go to the hospital.
And they're like, well, what's in your,
what's in your behole?
And there he's like,
hey, what are the one bomb?
Do you then have to call the bomb squad?
Yes, they did.
Oh.
The bomb squad arrived.
Determined that the shell was harmless.
To do what?
What?
What are you looking at an x-ray?
You poke around at that?
I guess.
Are you just like,
I'm right.
This is not usually what a bomb feels like,
but again,
I'm just scraping it with a tip on my finger.
And I picture him walking into the room in that big bomb suit.
Just the guy in the big bomb suit.
All right, well, it looks like we've got them here contained.
I see the anus.
Yeah.
I'm approaching the anus now.
Can you imagine being a guy who works for the bomb squad?
and your job to put on that costume,
and all day you're looking at bombs.
And you're like, yeah, I'm a bomb technician.
Yeah, no big deal.
You're damn right, I am.
But it's also like, the worst day at your job
would be a bomb going off and you dying.
The second worst day is this.
You think you're all tough, and you're like,
you're damn right, I'm a bomb technician,
and you're like, you need me to check out this bomb?
You're damn right, I'll be right there,
and you walk in and there's a guy's butthole.
All right, with the pranks.
Where's the joke?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, real funny.
No, no, no, he's got a bomb in his butthole.
Okay.
When he does, like, the, I'm sure the bomb technician goes to career day at school or whatever.
Yeah.
And they're like, well, what's a bad day at your job?
And he's like, well, a bad day would be if the bomb goes off.
Yes.
Because I'm probably going to die.
Yeah.
But the second bad day is this one time I had to go to the hospital because a guy put a World War I bomb up his bottle.
Yeah.
That was a pretty bad day, too.
That was just a terrible sequel to Black Hawk Down.
Bob, it's the third speed movie.
He says, if he stops jogging, he blows up.
If I, if I stop kegling my butthole, this bomb will go off.
Officials are planning to charge him with a weapons violation,
but they don't know what to charge him with yet.
He's going to get a ticket?
Just make, they can pay for everything.
Hasn't he suffered enough?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Haven't we suffered enough?
All right, we all, let's just,
all, literally and figuratively, let us wash our hands of this.
It's a situation where everybody in that room, the bomb tech, the doctors, the guy,
we all go, we're just going to pretend this didn't happen.
You guys want to just as friends, do it in an NDA between all of us?
They'll put their pinkies in.
We never going to speak of this again?
There we go, I was pinkie swore.
All right, sounds good.
Well done.
Well, if you want your McNugget Caviar, it is back, Cody.
McDonald's debuted McNugget Caviar.
Like, yeah.
Like, isn't that just raw eggs?
Because chicken is McNuggets.
What an inception moment.
It's just a raw egg.
Although McNugget Caviar is what I call my...
You know.
That was the name of my 1-900 number back in the late 90s, actually.
Calling up 1-900.
Thank you for calling McNuggett Caviar.
If you want to dip, press one.
You ready to spread it on.
Ready to get that barbecue, that tangy barbecue, press two.
You want to see me squirt mayo from the little gun right into my mom?
Hey, what's up?
Thanks for calling, Dugget Caviar.
Are you Horty?
Yeah, me too.
I'm so weak and Horty.
Go ahead.
What are you dunking using right now?
You're doing, yep.
It's just people eating my nuggets.
I mean, back and forth.
I like that better.
It's not even a sex line.
Just, oh, yeah.
I just double-dipped up.
my sweet and sour.
Thank you for calling
McNuggett Caviar.
Do you go 10
piece or 20?
Poop.
You pick 20.
Hot.
Hot.
Wow.
That's really hot.
How many sauces did you get?
Does you pay extra for more?
Wow.
Hey, what are you drinking?
Ooh, a spicy sprite.
Cool.
Did you just squirt the ketchup
right into your mouth?
You're on 9-1900 Nug-Cav.
No, McNuget Caviar is for Valentine's Day.
It's normal caviar and a McDonald's tin.
You're supposed to dip your nuggets in it.
Oh, that's...
I've never had caviar it ever.
Listen, I've said it for years.
McNuggets are missing one thing.
And that is a weird fish sauce to dunk them in.
Weird tapioca donkey sauce.
You got to have fish.
on top of your McNuggets.
Oh, I've got a collar.
Hey, uh, callers is, I'm a first timer.
I only got a four piece.
That's cool.
That's still sexy.
It's okay.
It's just, you're tipping your toes into the minute.
You're dipping your toes into our honey, honey packets.
It's okay.
What do you, what do you got on?
Oh, sweatpants?
Sweatpants and old pony sneakers.
Hot.
I put on my, my fleece vest, though, to go out.
I got on my hoodie from a business as,
went closed for 15 years.
Well, me and the boys are about to dunk into this 20 piece if you want to join us.
Dunk along now, ready?
Go ahead and grab your first nugget.
You've got to win it at McNuggett caviar.com.
They bought the domain from me.
Why do they got to win everything with these?
Let us buy your wares.
Would you buy this?
Fast food places.
No.
That's awful.
Now, you're asking where did this start?
Well, Rihanna did this back in 2024.
She put caviar on a McNugget because she's got caviar money.
Yeah.
I tried caviar once at a party a little bit on one of those really hard,
um,
cracker things,
or not even crackers,
but like that bread?
Yeah,
yeah,
it's like a hard,
hard bread chip thing.
Nope,
not it.
No.
I don't need to try it to know I won't like it.
It's the weirdest consistency ever.
Is it like tapioca pudding but fishy?
No,
these are,
no,
because they're like the smallest little,
little egg things.
It was almost like,
fish jelly that wasn't all together.
Oh.
I don't know.
Yeah, I didn't like it.
I know a lot of people love it.
But no, do they?
But do they?
Or is it just rich people being like,
I can afford this so I'm going to eat it?
Maybe.
Because I couldn't,
I personally can't see how people would enjoy that.
But people like fish all the time and they eat raw.
They just go grab it out of the ocean.
And you said that has a fishy taste to it?
It did.
The one I did had a, it wasn't like,
boof, big fish.
you know, big fish mouth, but it was still
fishy, like, like a clam.
You know what I mean?
Oh, you don't, like a clam strip.
Yeah.
Just enough where you're like, this is seafood.
Yeah.
This is not.
I'm good.
Raspberry jam.
I'm good.
Raspberry jam.
You can sign up for a chance to win next Tuesday at 11.
Or maybe win next Tuesday.
So we'll see you next Tuesday at 11 a.m.
Oh, cool.
Supplies are limited.
Okay.
So you can buy it.
Ooh.
But they are limited.
I'm not going to buy a tin of McDonald's Caviar.
I think I'm good.
Did I dismiss how much I said it was going to be or you just win it?
It doesn't say.
I can go to the website.
Go to McDonald'scaviar.com.
See what it says.
I'm accepting all the McDonald's cookies.
Look at this.
What is that?
What is that?
What did they put on top of it?
What's that white stuff?
I don't even got whatever you're looking at.
The picture of it on the corporate.
Dot McDonald's.
Nope.
It's just giving me a countdown.
Look at that.
What is that?
What's the white sauce?
I don't know.
What's the white stuff?
It doesn't say.
I'm putting white stuff on the nuggets right now.
It's sturgeon caviar.
Is that good?
Sturgens are those things that are the dinosaurs there that you can't catch and all that stuff.
Oh, all right.
So you can take their eggs and eat them?
I don't know.
I'm going to get this just to resell it.
Happy McNuggett Caviar to those of you who celebrate.
Let's see here.
Every, every, every need.
It's a hundred bucks Brianna says for caviar, usually.
You get a $25 arch card, plenty of nuggets.
Cran Frisch
What is that?
That's what that is
The white
Creme Frisch
Creme Frisch?
Eh man
Smart or not
smart enough to know what that is
And the mother of pearl
caviar spoon
Delicious
We will hand you off to the 90s at 9
Oh I can't
I have to spend all my time
watching the McNugget Caviar Countdown
How much time is left
Seven days, two hours
For about three or four minutes
You gotta get there
It's okay so let's see
Next Tuesday at
McDonald's Caviar Kit
Features a one ounce tin
of Paramount Sturgeon Caviar.
Yep.
That part is officially free of charge
as part of the promotion.
Yeah.
The kits are given away
and they have an implied value
of $65 to $100.
It comes with that mother of pearl.
Hi there.
Hello.
Hey.
Spoon, though, which is, that's pretty fancy.
It's made of, like,
because you can't just,
you can't use a spoon,
a metal spoon.
No, like a pour?
No, no, no.
You use one of these,
I guess,
and now that's what that white spoon was.
Or the bone spoon or whatever it is?
Not a whale, whatever.
I mean, no, I only eat off of the bones of other animals.
Thank you.
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