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Episode Date: February 3, 2026

Oneida High School feels like a different dimension. Rascal Flatts is getting a little flat. The Wampus Cat haunts the Appalachia mountains. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Steve. Oh.
Starting point is 00:00:54 It is a toasty. It's February 3rd. February. Geez. Super Bowl week, bud? Pay my rent. Oh, better pay that rent, y'all. Geez, you know, you realize February is already kicking.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Now, Ken asking and chat is a Friday yet. It is not. Almost. It is not. Almost. I completed a five-and-a-half-hour round trip out to Oneida last night for a little basketball action. Yeah. Congrats to Phoenix JV for the week.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Yeah, the W. Big win. Nice. It was. It's always better when you have to drive all that way and get the W. Oneida High School is, there's something about it, and I can't explain it. For example. There's like a spirit or something.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Oh, I was just kidding. The entire first quarter of this basketball game, no baskets. They were getting to the hoop. it would just bounce off, it would roll off, neither team scored the entire first quarter. The lighting felt weird, like it felt like it was like... It was like flooded for a year, right? I know, I wondered if that unleashed some demons. Maybe it warped the metal somehow with all the moisture in the air.
Starting point is 00:02:14 It felt like there was like a presence in the Oneida High School, but it was a weird game. Let's see. I sense a presence in here. I was going to say it can only be, you're still like. alive, but the Josh ghost would be smacking, smacking young boys' balls around. It was very strange. That is weird. But out that way, who knows what that hell is what that is going on?
Starting point is 00:02:39 Out in the night? Was it built on like an ancient native burial ground or something? You never know, man. It just had a weird presence. And then that whole first quarter, nobody could score a basket. I go, okay, there's ghosts in this. There's something around here. Hmm, although not to sully the high school because they had the best concessions I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Wow. Oneida High School. That's impressive and confusing. Full cooler, full of drinks. Would you usually get some drinks when you go to high school games? It's that lineup of like the couple of can sodas and then like, yeah. Yep. Hot pretzels, fresh nachos.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Damn. And the most incredible thing I've ever. seen at a high school concession stand, Little Caesars Hot and Ready pizzas, bro. Wow, that's smart. And crazy bread. That is so smart. And a big Little Caesars like thing. Oh, they had a thing. And you got a thing. Bro! They got some type of deal with Little Caesars.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Somebody's works there or whatever. And, you know, I'm sure they get a deal for also buying in bulk and being a school. Oh, that is a brilliant idea. Dude, I just wanted to get a bottle of water. And I'm like, am I smelling crazy bread? I go up to that concession. They've got... You had to have gotten a little... I didn't get it because we were going to get...
Starting point is 00:04:00 I was getting Arby's after, so I was going to get an Arby's. But I was like, this is awesome and a really good idea. And a delicious treat at a high school basketball game. Agreed. So you had some pluses and some minuses on I had to high school. Right. I like being out there. The ghosts kept the game scoreless for the first quarter.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Crazy bread. Crazy bread, yep. Plus. Demons or we were maybe in the upside down, negative. Hot and ready, crazy bread, positive. So really, it's a tradeoff. I mean, I don't know. We're looking at even a little better for the crazy bread side of things.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I would put up with some demons for some crazy bread, yeah, for sure. Twitch.tv slash K-Rock, CNY. We are live on a Tuesday. We will get to your high strangeness today. I thought that was it. That was it. That was it. The whole night of high school is the high strangest.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I wish I had the confidence of someone on meth. Because they really are confident people. I don't know if that's the right word. I wish I had confidence at all, you know? I mean, that's fair. But when you're on meth, you're just so confident. This guy stole a plane on meth, and I'm like, I would just never... Yeah, I don't...
Starting point is 00:05:07 I would never think to do that. I don't know. I can. I don't think it's confident. I just need a little bit of math to give me a little bit of confidence. Get myself really hyped up for the day. Yeah. Christian Estroke was over in California.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Got arrested for stealing a second plane while high on methamphetamine. Two. How'd you get... Second plane, dude. What did he, did he like... Was he told? Did he, like, hop up into one? And they were like, hey.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Well, no, it's the meth. It's the methamphetamine. And you're just poking around. But how do you steal it? Well, I'll tell you. Los Angeles Bureau said he climbed into the cockpit It started the engine before they caught him. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Three weeks earlier, he stole another plane in Washington. Authority said the couple tampered with the aircraft's transponder to conceal their flight path during the theft. So they actually got it up and going? Who are they? Then they landed. It's just Jason Bourne. Right. The stolen plane was then spotted at Kelso Washington Airport before being recovered.
Starting point is 00:06:19 So they took it off and landed it. He's got an itch to fly, man. See, again, I know we say it all the time. This is a guy that does not need to be in, you know, jail, so to say, per se. As in, you know, so much being used by the government. Well, if he could use his quality, like, if he can use his drive for good. That's what I'm saying. Like, you're smart enough to be on meth.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Get meth. And then. Is it smart to get meth? Like, is that a thing? Is it? No, but I mean. You got it. I don't know how to find it.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I couldn't get you meth. I don't think. I bet you could get me meth. Yeah, I probably could. I'd go around the block, right around the corner. I bet you could find. I bet we could get 20 texts from guys who got meth on them right now. You got it right here.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah, bro. I grow my own. But, you know what I mean? Then he steals a plane, takes off, flies it, flies it, lands it in a way that nobody is suspicious. No's to turn off a transponder. At the airfield. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Nobody is like, oh, hey, bud, what you doing? Yep. And then goes again. He was fixing to get a second one in the air, and that's when they got him. That's pretty impressive. You think you could fly a plane? Have we asked this before? I don't think I could fly a plane.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Nah. I like to pretend I'm flying a plane to my car because it's got, like, the buttons up here and stuff. So when I'm driving, I like to push all the buttons, like, I'm in a cockpit. Yeah. We're ready for takeoff. Yeah, I like to do that. I would like to do the little kid thing and go into the cockpit and maybe like... Oh, get a little pin on your shirt.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Maybe like move a steering wheel or something. Mm-hmm. I think that'd be badass. Or, you know what? I'm thinking too big. Okay. I think we could, if we could take lessons, we could fly those small planes.
Starting point is 00:08:00 There is that flight school or, um, where it's at Hancock Airport. We, we both know someone that if that guy can fly a plane, we can fly a plane. Who do we know that can fly a plane? You don't got to say it on there, but, all right. We both know somebody that can fly a plane, and we're like,
Starting point is 00:08:15 I got a plane? All right, can I? All right, all right. All right. So I think with lessons, we very easily could fly. Not easily. The hardest part would be the landing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:25 I could get it up. I could probably get it up. Well, once you get her up. I don't know how I'm bringing that back down. That's the scariest part of being in planes. That would be fun. That would be fun. I would go up on one of those little ones.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I'm more afraid of the, like, you call them like those puddle jumpers from like Chicago to here or whatever. Those I don't like those little planes. Those I don't like. Like, the bigger ones, not so much either. But those are just little tiny ones, you see people. Like a two-seater or whatever? The ones I see people flying over me all the time that are just looking at the landscape. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:55 That I would do. You like those? I'd prefer you stay a little clearer of the lakes. But we went up in a, uh, in one of those Alaskan bush plains. Right. That I would do. To look at glaciers when we were in Alaska. Well, never mind.
Starting point is 00:09:07 No, yeah. That sounds terrifying because you're probably right over the water. You're over glaciers, which is frozen water. you got to go out over water. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That'd be cool, though. No, I don't want to jump from it.
Starting point is 00:09:22 That I will never, ever do. You do want to jump out of a plane. I will at some point. We'll figure it out. You see that guy who bought a cheap parachute on Amazon just to see if it would work? He had a backup parachute. Okay. I was going to be like that.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Oh, okay. There was some TikTok where he was like testing the cheapest parachute off Amazon, and as soon as he opened it, ripped into shreds. Oh, I was going to say, did it? No. No. Yeah, I don't know how you test the parachute actually, to be honest That was it
Starting point is 00:09:49 I don't know how you do that I mean, thank God you have the backup Yeah, we took off and landed on the water My wife is reminding me I don't think you could do But it's like a river looking thing Oh like a Disney movie kind of I mean it's not like you're landing in the ocean
Starting point is 00:10:04 You are I guess technically in the ocean But you take off from like a dock and you land And you come back to the dots I've never been in a helicopter though I'd still freak out I'd still freak out Yeah It's wild that you're more concerned about being over water than jumping out of a freaking plane.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Oh, not over water either. Over land. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to land. I don't know what it is. Get the show wherever you listen to your favorite podcast, type in K Rock the show, and boom, there we are. Yeah, yesterday's may have included a piece of Twitch. I'm not really sure, because when I got done, it was a little longer than he usually is. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Were we chatty or did I include a chunk? No, well, we did live cover the, like a half hour? of the stupid groundhog that saw its shadow and it was worth it. Although my mother-in-law yesterday had a good point
Starting point is 00:10:52 and I couldn't wrap my head around it. She's like, technically it's exactly six weeks till the first day of spring. So wouldn't we always have six more weeks of winter? And I'm like, yeah, but it's supposed to come early,
Starting point is 00:11:07 I think. I think it's like spring comes early so it's supposed to be in another like couple weeks. All right. But yeah, Technically. Because I was like, oh, yeah, I guess the first day of spring is six weeks away.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Six or seven. No. Yeah. No. So, yeah, tactically. I was more thrown at the fact that when I thought about it that he lives in that zoo that they bring him there. So he already was awoken from his slumber. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:34 And he didn't do selfies. I mean, he didn't do photos. He did do selfies. No. One quick one. That guy falling off of him and tried to climb up on Phil's house. That may have been, I thought about that so many times yesterday. The band? Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Juvenile consequences. Yes, juvenile consequences. When that lead singer tried to climb up on this. Well, and then I started to feel bad for Phil, because if poor Phil is in there, and there's a band rocking around him, and now a guy's climbing on his house. Well, people were saying that they thought, they think that he is put up. Oh, okay. There's like a little trap door, and then they put him up there at the time.
Starting point is 00:12:08 All right, good. Same. You're shooting off fireworks and all that and having people dance and everything. Groundhog. That big fat guy's trying to climb on your house and he's just there in a tube. Yeah. And he's just hearing all this sound out there and he knows in a minute they're going to they're going to yank you out of there and everybody is paying attention.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Yeah. I feel bad. Poor Phil. For the people. Well, I was telling you, right? Weird. I was telling Cody and I was telling you guys here in chat that the Olympics start in a couple days and they haven't finished the hockey arena, I guess.
Starting point is 00:12:43 He's okay Is it going to be ready? He's okay Probably not But you can still skate on ice You Americans are so spoiled You are just fine Wanting your completed dice rinks
Starting point is 00:12:57 Well Spanish figure skater And I know you guys want Up to the minute figure skating updates So If I don't I will riot That's what this station is for You think this town is mad about
Starting point is 00:13:08 Syracuse basketball Uh uh-uh Um He's got a lot of names and I can't pronounce any of them. Don't even bother. I was going to say Italian skier. He's an figure skater.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Okay, sorry. Days away from competing in the Winter Olympics at Italy told he can't do his figure skating routine. Because... Too sexy. It is too sexy. No. He dresses like the minions.
Starting point is 00:13:36 All right. I don't know anything about figure skating. Is Disney pushing back? Yeah, they say you can't. Pixar. Pixar. Is Pixar? Is Pixar?
Starting point is 00:13:45 start being like. He said this season, I competed with my minions short program to bring joy and a playful style to the ice while still meeting every required element. What is it? Someone just like me skates next to him in a minions costume? No, he has on, so I'll describe it to you. Okay. His costume is a yellow t-shirt with the blue overalls that the minions wear. Oh, I got a, he claimed he followed all required procedures and submitted his music. He's been performing this the entire season, well, now Pixar said, no, you're not. I see it. No, you're not. No. Wow.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Well, then, dude, just wear red overalls or something. Yeah, but I think maybe he uses the music too, and they're gonna be like, you can't play the music on the Olympics. They have music. Yeah. The minions do. Well, what is this clip? Let me
Starting point is 00:14:35 see. That's not fair. No, this is just a drop. This isn't even music. Life is full of disappointments. I used to have the fart gun. You did. He was dressed in an ensemble that resembled the Despicable Me franchise characters. He wiggles and jives across the ice to a thumping beat that interpolates the sounds of muttering minions.
Starting point is 00:14:59 And now he can't do it. Oh, Illumination or Pixar. Oh, wow. Illumination jerks. So I guess he, uh, can you like redo? Can you be like, no, no, no, I'll come up with a different thing. I mean, or are you out? I would imagine you don't have time.
Starting point is 00:15:14 You don't have time. If they, was it two days or Friday or whatever? Like, yeah, that's, I think you're probably screwed. The Olympics are wild to me. I don't understand any of it. But, I mean, I would say you're like, I'll do it. I'm fine. I'll come up with something.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Don't worry. I'm here to hear. I want to be at the Olympics. Yeah, you don't throw away your shot, I guess, right? You just, I don't know, got a backup. Yeah, do you have a backup thing, routine that you used to do maybe? Go practice that a little bit. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:41 You're practicing, bud. You're at the Olympics. Do a backflip. Rascal. does not sounding good. I think a lot of these, I mean, I don't really care about Rascal Flats, but... Don't you say a thing about it. I started this show.
Starting point is 00:15:53 There's one thing that's off limits. And that's Gary LaVoxe from Rascal Flats. And that's the Foxy LaVoxy. You utter a bad word. I swear to God, Grossman, I will kill you. People are posting videos of their new tour, I guess. Like, this always happens with these guys. They get older.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Yeah, this is too bad. They can't sing like they used to. Naturally, you're, like, register lowers. Yeah, you're older. Like, it's not as bad as, like, a Vince Neal. That's awful. That's the worst. That one's not good.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah. That's real bad. I don't know how Axel is sounding nowadays for Guns and Roses. Some reason it seems like he, like, is, all the, as long as all the other guys are worse and Corey Feldman's out there, he gets like, everyone's like, we'll go back to Axel later. That's a good conspiracy around Corey Feldman, just like. Compared to Corey Feldman. Yeah. It's pretty good, right guys?
Starting point is 00:16:47 Pretty good. So, like, they're just keeping Corey out there. It's a comeback kid. I'm Corey. And now I have one rule. Uh-oh. I said when this show started, if you ever sully Corey Feldman, I'm out of here.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Okay? We both quit. Oh, no. Oh, all right, Gare. All right, Gare. You don't got to do those runs, Gare bear. It was so good. It ain't working out, bud.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Oh, man. Ah, yeah, listen. Ah, ah. I had buying tickets to a rascal flats, but even less so now, I guess. Is he rascal or flats? Which one is he? Both.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Oh. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
Starting point is 00:18:01 we certainly heard you. The Lexus E.S. Not just for you. Buy you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Every Tuesday we get into the unexplained. The ghostly, the paranormal, the cryptids, the aliens, all of that. And today's a weird one, man.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Because I found myself in like, an Appalachian Mountains wormhole because a lot of weird stuff happens in the Appalachian Mountain's dude. How'd you get your little leaner? I did. Remember a couple months ago I played that lady who was like saying that she went to a house because she was a nurse in the Appalachian Mountains? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:58 And she went to the house and there was nobody there and like... All right, I'm ready. That is weird. That one was really weird. This one... The vehicles out there and everything. Yeah. This one I don't know how to explain. And it's the tal.
Starting point is 00:19:12 of the Wampus cat. It's in the Appalachian Mountains. Okay. And, sure. You can have, like, what? Nothing. Thank you for following Giggle Pooker.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Thank you for following. There are clearly mountain cats in the mountains. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this Wampus cat is apparently it's a cryptid, basically. Okay, a little ghost cat.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Well, not even a ghost cat. There's a couple, like, So I'll read you one. And then I got a first-hand account from a guy whose father allegedly saw the Wampus cat in the mountains. Okay. So the Wampus cat is allegedly a six-legged kind of big Puma-looking thing. Okay. Wyatt has six legs comes from like the story of this curse.
Starting point is 00:20:04 So I guess it's, there's native lands there. Okay. And long ago, this group of indigenous hunters went out hunting, but they were going to do a ritual. Some woman nearby witnessed the ritual and turned into this wampas cat. That's one of the legends. Okay. All right. That's terrifying.
Starting point is 00:20:26 The creature is said to be more savage than a lion. It has the head and body of a cat with long black spotted fur. It's long. Legs are short and stocky. Its tail is long. Okay. Damn. This thing is,
Starting point is 00:20:45 it's a monster. Oh, wait, there's a picture. What'd you find? Just like a, you're looking at it? There's a statue of a wampus cat outside of...
Starting point is 00:20:53 There's a school down there that made their mascot, the wampus cat. It's really cool. I see it. I see what they're going for there. It's really cool. So, it really, like, terrorized this area of the Appalachian Mountains.
Starting point is 00:21:05 It was killing so many lives, So much livestock, so many animals were dying. All right. On Thanksgiving morning of 1918, 75 men armed with guns, rifles, and bows and arrows went out searching with the same. They had enough. The bows and arrows guys are going to. That'll be, I'll get it.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Yep. They described what they saw as a gray and white, long-tailed, large cat able to jump 12 feet in the air. Others described it as if the devil was in the, the shape of a tiger. No one was able to kill it. It has killed numerous dogs. Oh, it's horrible. It's horrible.
Starting point is 00:21:47 So I have the story here. You're going to hear from this guy. Sounds like the Michael Jordan of cats. Who has a story of the wampas cat in the Appalachian Mountains. Is this where they got caty wampas from? Oh, good question. I don't know. That would make sense, wouldn't it? Because, you know, everything's gone all, if it's gone bad,
Starting point is 00:22:06 That cat looks like it would do things that would make things go bad. This is an old timer down in Appalachia whose father, like, worked on farms, and he's going to tell you the stories he'd hear his dad share about experiencing the wampas cat. And my dad was about 12 kids. He was probably the eldest of the old. That music. And he would just work these farms, try to make some money for the family. And he would go to the story once in the gap.
Starting point is 00:22:36 and he would listen to people talking about stories they see like seeing a cat, big old black cat around the edge of these farms and these mountains roaming around the edge of these woods watching this livestock. And on moonlit nights, when the moon was really up, it was really active for some reason. They'd even hear it off in the distance. And some farmers had livestock being killed. They'd even see it, shoot at it, but they never could hit it or nothing. They'd run it off. Well, these, these, they're a bunch of coon hunters around here, and they really prized on their dogs. They were really good coon hunters. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:23:23 And they said, well, they'll get together and try to hunt this thing. They had some really good dogs. They'd done a lot of coon hunting. And you could see here the pelts they got. Wow, it's a little different then. Yeah, it's a lot different. Raccoons are a little different than a puma. Raccoons are a giant, uh, cattywampus swampus cat.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Those are huge freaking raccoons, though. They'd run into a bar. Some of these dogs that he had would hold a bay until the master got up out of shooting. A bar. So they had some pretty good dogs. So they gathered up all the dogs that could there. And they're going to see if they can go fix this problem, find this beast, and get rid of it. Well, it wasn't too long.
Starting point is 00:24:04 They got on the scent of it, running across these mountain ridges, and held it it. had a tree waiting on the masters to come up. But before they come up, this old cat, whatever it was, he didn't like being up there in that tree, them dogs keeping it at bay, barking at it. So they decided to come out. And when it come down, he started fighting with them dogs. The rumor says he told me they killed a couple of them,
Starting point is 00:24:35 and named a couple of them, and it run on off. And they gathered the dogs up. gathered the dogs up and got on out of there. Ish. Well, time went on. He just kept working these farms. Nobody liked to get out of dark out. Because they would hear this thing
Starting point is 00:24:51 or see it on top of one of these rocks on these ridges. And people didn't like it at all. Well, he told me the rumor went to, they got a special kind of hunters in here to hunt some mountain lions and dogs. And he hunted this thing down and killed it. And some say they'd do. didn't. Some say they just drove it on back in the mountains. And as time went on, he kind of died
Starting point is 00:25:15 down. It just about forgotten about. Now, they say they, if they didn't kill it, they drove it on back in these Cumberland mountain ridges, back in these mountains, back in these haulers and valleys way back in there in their deep country. Some wild country back in there, I'm telling you. He telling you. He hunted it. He hunted it. Now, there's even pictures of people taking pictures of these Cougars, Pantors, whatever you call it, in Tennessee. There's a picture of it. Now, what these things are,
Starting point is 00:25:48 no, they're not Panthers from South America, but there's some kind of cat that's black. Don't know. People swire, there's no such a thing. They'll swear, you're crazy, Donnie. I've had my friends tell me that. And then these people,
Starting point is 00:26:03 they have seen it, actually physically seen it. So you know what I'm talking about. but there's the story. That's it. That's the story of the Wampus Cat. So if you're just tuning in to recap, there's a large, or maybe many,
Starting point is 00:26:19 because it's like a crypted Wampus Cat in the Appalachian Mountains that's killing dogs. You can hear it at night. When the moon comes out, it's especially loud. Big old Puma. People will call you crazy, say, you ain't ever seen the Wampus Cat.
Starting point is 00:26:32 You ain't never seen that there big Puma at when you're hunting them hollers. I done been back in them woods. There's deeper parts of the legend that I was reading about last night where it has like supernatural powers. That's why you can't kill it. Yeah. It became like I told the beginning of the story, it was just a Native American woman who became this wampus cat. Maybe she can morph back in too late.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Maybe she can morph in. Yeah, like a teen wolf. Teen wolf. Teen wolf situation, dude. There's a teen wolf in Tennessee. Oh. Americans will legally bet $1.7 billion on the Super Bowl. this Sunday, Bob.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Yeah. Okay. And that includes things just like the number boards at school. You know what I'm saying? That's fun. Yep. We will be doing a,
Starting point is 00:27:19 and not, this isn't betting, but we're going to be doing a Super Bowl bingo we'll talk about, brought you by Fiske Electric. That's coming up at the end of the week, something that is fun to play. Show Bowl.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Show Bowl. The show bowl. Bingo. I like it. I like it. Get it. The American Gaming Association says, no single event brings fans together like the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:27:38 and this record figure shows just how much Americans enjoy sports betting as part of the experience. Hell yeah. What do you bet on all of it? You do prop bets and stuff? We'll get into those this week as well. Not so much prop bets as, I mean, not the like Gatorade ones, but all of the over and under rushing yards and touchdowns. I like to wait until the game starts that we can kind of like, all the Super Bowl is going to be hard. So you can see like the flow of it.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Okay. And then go from there type deal. Okay. And you go in because, you know, someone starts hot, and then you check to see all they need is like 25 yards rushing. Like, all right, they've got 20 right now already. And the odds are shifting by then, right? Don't they shift the odds a little bit?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, that's the downfall of that. But, oh, night. What are you looking up, gambling stuff? I was seeing if what was if there was anything up there just right now, just real quick. I don't know a Super Bowl bet together. As much as I like casinos and stuff,
Starting point is 00:28:32 I don't do the sports betting stuff. I don't understand it enough. I know you would tell me how fun it is, but. It's fun. It's just, you just, it's not, I mean, because it's money. Yeah, I don't like, it's hard to practice. But you can just bet little bits while you learn what you're doing. But it's, it's something easy where it's like, like right here, the touchdown scores.
Starting point is 00:28:51 To score touchdown at any point at all, they just have their names on there and you look at the odds. Who's the best odds? I mean, Kenneth Walker, the third has got pretty good odds to score touchdown for the, for the Seahawks. Who's the longest odds? Let's see. I mean, the punchdown. Brady Russell for the Seahawks. Is he like the Waterboy or something?
Starting point is 00:29:14 I don't know who that is. I'm going to put $1,000 on Brady Russell. But to score touchdown, there is some really good odds like that Rashid Chehid that the Seattle Seahawks got at the trade deadline. Like he's plus 360 to score any touchdowns at all. So currently I am putting money on him while we are talking. Yeah, that seems like that would be a. pretty good bat. He's going to get something. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:41 He says that guy's a backup fullback. There you go. Gotta get that backup. See, but you know what? Get him in there. With stuff like the Super Bowl is when you see Randos coming into the game. Nobody's going to expect Brady Russell to go out for the pass when he's supposed to be blocking on the one play
Starting point is 00:29:57 he's in. So when he does, fake a block and roll out to the left on the one yard line and he's standing in the end zone, he's plus 4,500 right now. Or he wants to. Or he would like say there's a QB sack and he recovers the fumble and runs it in? I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:30:13 $4,500 to throw like a quarter on? Let's go Brady Russell. That's my boy. Big Brady Russell? Getting a Brady Russell jersey. Thank you for tuning in. We appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Cat is still alive, by the way. Knock on wood. I'm a cat sitting my parents cat right now. Cat is still alive, knock on wood. That's a jinks. I knocked on wood and we didn't listen. If it's a jinks, it's a jinks. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:30:35 She was alive. Did anybody? make sure they stayed off of the driveway. I stayed off the driveway. I have not compacted any snow. I have shoveled the walk. If you guys don't know, I'm currently in hell,
Starting point is 00:30:49 house sitting my parents' house as I'm getting texts every day. What's the over under? Because we said, remember it was like, you said like four and a half or something. What was the question? How many times was he going to text you?
Starting point is 00:31:00 Total? Yeah, because then someone said like 22 in seven days or something. Because you put the over under at something really low. And I went over. I went over hard. Let me see. Because remember I said that what was going to happen is that he was also going to text you through your mother.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Well, she's my mom. I want you to make sure. No, she's embarrassed by how crazy he's being. She's ashamed. I would, he. I mean, we're already blowing the over because he's texted me every day. and it's day four now, so we've already blown it, right? I would imagine it, because I can't remember what it was, but it was low.
Starting point is 00:31:40 You were trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I didn't. Oh, no, did you rotate the firewood? I have no responsibilities to firewood. I have no responsibilities to firewood. Oh, my God. Bring the bottom road to the top so it dries out, Cody. Did you go to the house today? I'm going after the game.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Oh, my God. Okay. That late? So I went after the game. game. I gave him the normal breakdown. You can't see things at night that, just never mind. To which I said, texted him. House is good, cat is good, and the amount of packages you've received in just three days is disgusting. That's at my mother. Yeah. Because every day I've gone, the mailbox is stuffed and there's packages by the door. Hell yeah. She said, I was going to warn you
Starting point is 00:32:31 that I had a lot of merch coming. I have a side hustle. And I go, I don't want to know what you're up to. I really don't. Yeah. And he goes, you see what the package is? This is why I still got to go to work. Then an hour goes by. Now I'm home. And an hour goes by.
Starting point is 00:32:52 This is why I got to work. He goes, did you get the mail from the mailbox? To which I reply, I told you I did. And then I sent an entire checklist of everything I do every time I go to the house. Yep. of a total rundown and he goes, okay, just jacking.
Starting point is 00:33:10 My mother sends that emoji where she's like ashamed of it's a lot. That's hilarious. So how sitting is going well. You mentioned the packages. Yeah. I didn't mention the mailbox, you're right? That's not the mail. Cody witnessed the phone call last week on Friday where he was explaining
Starting point is 00:33:25 when the mailman comes. Well, where he's going to put the packages, which packages I got to get. Well, because Saturday's different. Saturday comes a little different time, yeah. It's different. Oh, you're probably definitely putting the packages in the wrong spot. There's not a chance. You're putting them where they're supposed to go.
Starting point is 00:33:39 He said put them on the kitchen table, so I am. Josh. Let me ask you something. Hold on a second, Josh. What part of the table? I don't want to know my mom's got coming to the house. I'm not asking. I don't want to get involved with that.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Side hustle. Syracuse. Just be glad it's not my parents who are gone all winter. Do you have to watch their house, Sarah? Oh, that's a nightmare. That's funny. That's a nightmare. No, I, I could do it.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Because I don't mind. I do it in like the summer. Yeah, you go to Debs House all the time. Yeah, they go camping and all that. Easy peasy. Yep. But it's not as crazy. No.
Starting point is 00:34:18 With some of us. No, they are not. I'm allowed to pull into their driver. Oh! You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. That snow will be compacted and we'll never get, they'll never be moved. That's the thing with snow.
Starting point is 00:34:30 It's a move. It never goes anywhere. It never goes to be there forever. What are you going to put a bunch of salt? A bunch of salt on it and then track salt in the house. The house loses all its value at that point. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Well, a 49-year-old man has launched his year of isolation project. I saw this a couple weeks ago, but now it's getting national attention. And I don't think it's a good idea for anybody involved. He has locked himself inside of a room for 365 days. Cool. Let's be nice to just be like, nah, screw every single responsibility I have. know what he's doing. He has a wife and kids.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Dude, no. Bro. This ain't some type of art thing or a, you're not taking a stance on anything. No, he wanted to do it to get healthier, but this is going to do the opposite. This is going to send you into crazy world. Get healthier while alienating your entire family wife and kids. Like you're no longer helping around the house. Yeah, I'd be like, all right, cool.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Well, I hope you get healthy. Me and the kids will be somewhere else completely forever. without you. He started on January 10th. His name is Skip Boyce, and he's calling it the isolation year. Well, his family's going to skip Tom because he's a douche. I wouldn't blame him for a second. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:35:46 It's good. Get a head start because you're about to be alone for a while, bud. He says, the rules are simple. I do not leave the room. My live stream is active 24-7. You can check on them if you want to. I don't bring in outside entertainment or unplanned interaction. I live, sleep, work.
Starting point is 00:36:04 work out, read, write, and spend my time here. What? What's his name? Skip. Skip Boyce, the isolation year. I can tell you, is he on Twitch? Let me tell you if he's on Twitch. That's so dumb. He's on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:36:17 If you go to YouTube, type in YouTube.com slash the isolation year. He's streaming right now. I'm not going to bring it up because I don't know if he's going to curse. Or if he's just boring and stupid, I don't know. I'll tell you. He lives in Utah. He says it's not about shock value. I wanted to create a controlled environment to step away.
Starting point is 00:36:35 from constant stimulation like your family? Well, he was just getting dressed. That was weird. All right? So that was creepy. Yeah, like, yeah, your family. It's just, he, he hasn't turned the light on yet, but he just kind of looks like he's a slob.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Yeah, he's a 49-year-old man who's in a room by himself for a year. Now the lights on. All right, I just saw him. Now I'm watching him too. Yeah, that's not. He's got a computer. He's got a bed. He's got a table.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yeah. I don't see any work. Maybe not a slob. Maybe not a slob. I thought I was looking at other stuff. But yeah, like, I don't know. I don't. Hell, this just seems so he gets the hang.
Starting point is 00:37:10 How many people are watching this right now? Does it say, I can't. Do you see a number anywhere? I don't see a number anymore. I see subscribers. 24 people are watching right now. All right. But you know what it's kind of?
Starting point is 00:37:20 We have more viewers of that by a lot. You know what I think is a little, another, another bit of BS? Uh-huh. Look at his nice, big, fancy computer set up. He's got a whole computer over there, yep. I need to game without my wife and kids bothering me. He's making his bed. He says he has.
Starting point is 00:37:35 He has a bathroom and a shower, a makeshift gym, and an elaborate live streaming setup. He's not allowed to have unhealthy foods, like especially soda. Maybe that's okay. There's other ways to do this. Yeah. No alcohol or drugs. He's making me irrationally angry. He's working with a virtual trainer to get in shape, and apparently he's tasked his wife with providing him food.
Starting point is 00:37:59 What a lucky lady. So now, yep, now he's going to go cook for me. Plop a squat over into his computer chair. Naturally, a lot of people have been warning that isolation to this degree is not healthy. No, it could make you crazy. You can find him on TikTok and YouTube. He's doing a bunch of videos. No, this isn't it.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Here's his explanation from the beginning. Oh, his voice is going to bother me. My name is Skip. I'm 49 years old, and I'm starting something today that scares me a little. On January 10th, I'm locking myself into this room for an entire year. I'm doing this because I'm tired of being the version of myself. that avoids hard things. One goal is simple.
Starting point is 00:38:37 By the end of the year, I want to do one perfect pull-up. The pull-up is the proof, but the real goal is rebuilding who I am from the ground up. This is day minus 70. I'm starting the preparation now. This is a bad idea, bud. Living in isolation is a bad idea. He's just sitting in his chair. Yeah, you're watching.
Starting point is 00:38:57 I'm watching him too. I'm watching him too. How is this making you healthier, bud? It's not going to. Why? Because you do a little exercise one hour a day? They're so forced me to exercise. You would get a more positive feedback if every day you're like,
Starting point is 00:39:12 all right, guys, today we're spending three hours in the room. Yeah, we're going to work out. You guys are going to watch. We're going to make, first let's make my protein smoothie, blah, blah, blah. Let's rebuild myself from the ground up. I'm sick of being this version of myself. I need to be better for my wife and kids. So for the next couple hours, we're going to be in here.
Starting point is 00:39:30 And then those hours end. Okay, bye. That would be a better approach. He would get... Maybe bringing your family in as part of it. Yeah, way more support. I'm rationally angry over that. I know.
Starting point is 00:39:41 I am too. I think it's really like a dick move to do to your family. I also sometimes don't bother dad. He's doing the isolation year. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, don't go bother him. It also sometimes bother me when people think that they can just do this. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:39:54 Like, you're not entertaining. No one wants to watch you. He's getting more attention than us. I agree with you. We work hard to get where we are. And this guy's going to be like, I want to just be better, so I'm going to just put his camera in a room of my fad. Like, who's paying the bills?
Starting point is 00:40:08 Who's paying, who's paying the mortgage? Who's paying for food? Does he work, maybe from home? Do you work remotely? Where does your money come from, sir? How are you contributing to this family? Now, now I'm getting angry about it, too. And so he's going to spend a year of not, where does he shower?
Starting point is 00:40:24 That says he has a bathroom in a shower. All right, so he goes and bludges himself in there because his stream is on all the time. Mm-hmm. Because at the start of this, if you go back, They're like, he's sleeping. Yeah. So he just keeps the camera. Isn't that weird?
Starting point is 00:40:37 Isn't that weird? That's creepy. Oh, no. New camera. New camera angle. Yeah, you just switched the camera angle. There we go. It's the isolation year on YouTube if you feel like watching this guy.
Starting point is 00:40:46 So if you look back there, he's in a little apartment. It's like a little tiny layout. We're in a room in his house. He basically was just like, I'm going to live in a little apartment. Bye, family. Well, it's just frustrating that he's got this dope-ass house. Look how big this house is. Bring me food.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Like what? Keep the kids. Kids away. It's making me upset. Did you just try the apple, like, as the apple? Yeah. Phenomenal. What's it called Cosmic Crisp Apple?
Starting point is 00:41:14 Yeah. We got new apples? There's always something different at Wegmans and Walmart or Tops, and yesterday happened to be Tops. And there it was, man. The Cosmic Crisp. It was so good. It's a Cosmic Gumbull.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Cosmic Gub. It is a large red apple. Yeah. developed at Washington State University crossing Honeycrisp and Enterprise variants. I love a Honeycrisp. Yeah. Balanced sweet tart flavor and long shelf life. It was very good.
Starting point is 00:41:45 It was a very different apple flavor, but I liked it. I'd be into this because I like this kind of apple. And I don't know how to describe it other than that. No. Yep. I don't either. That's exactly as is described. It's got like, I like a red delicious.
Starting point is 00:41:58 I like a honey crisp, and this looks like it'll take me there. It was very good. Although it was like, for one apple was like $2.50. It was a pound of an apple. It was a big boy. But you never had them before. It's good to know because I had, oh, no, I forget the name of it. I had two different apples when I happened to be in Wagmans.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I grabbed that Envy one that they talk about and then another one. And I forget because one of them I wasn't really a fan of. But the envy one was, I think, was the one that was okay. I don't mind. But, eh. I got to be careful how I talk about this because you just said, Weggmans. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:33 And we do a lot with Wegmans and we love Wagmans and we're a partner of Wegmans. Yeah. So nothing I'm saying is a negative. No, sometimes you can hit and miss with the grocery stores. They got to try things. But they dropped out of the top 10 in the latest customer satisfaction survey. They've always been like the top 10.
Starting point is 00:42:46 They're fit. You can already see their fix in that. Okay. They started to get their, they were getting a little pricey. And they were high on their own horse because they were like the first to be like a Wagmans. And now while the other grocery stores caught up,
Starting point is 00:43:00 so now they got to work a little harder. They surveyed 31,293 customer surveys chosen at random. Trader Joe's came in as the number one supermarket. For customer service? For customer service. I mean, it depends. Trader Joe's has an advantage because they're a little smaller. Well, customer satisfaction, not service, satisfaction.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Okay, because I was going to say sometimes, you know, we were, it's just, I remember back to my days at Wagman's back in the dairy, it would just be me. So it would be harder to give you to satisfy you. as proper as I need to. They say people like Trader Joe's national expansion and consistency.
Starting point is 00:43:41 They've got okay things. Wegmans came in 11th place, so just shy the top 10. They scored a 78 overall. Interesting that I leave. Oh, wow, good call. Last couple years. Well, Wegmans needs to get Coco back in the mix.
Starting point is 00:43:57 They need to pay you a big salary and get you back in that dairy department. Publix came in number two I've been We've in my travels around the country I've been to a Publix It's fine Yeah I haven't I don't think of ever been
Starting point is 00:44:11 I've never been to Price right either Which is just down on the boulevard There never been there either Or Publix so Like all Or pigly weggly I don't know if Wegman And I can't
Starting point is 00:44:22 If everybody can say this better than I can Wegmans was the first to Wegmans Fye a grocery store for me Like meaning it used to be a grocery store you'd go in, there's your aisles, there's your meats, you're out. And then Wagmans would start to like, josh it up. And you're like, ooh, I can get sandwiches. Ooh, I like the layout.
Starting point is 00:44:41 It's more open. They would expand on you. And then everybody started doing that. That's how Publix felt when I went into it. It was fine. A lot of prepared foods, a lot of options, a lot of great stuff. Yep. So what was that?
Starting point is 00:44:54 Number two was Publix. Number three was H. I've never been to one of those. I don't know what HEB is. For Sam's Club. Really? I like Whole Foods. Do we have Whole Foods around here?
Starting point is 00:45:07 I think over in that rich neighborhood, so-o-sopah. H-E-B is Texas A-Sess. And then Costco and Aldi. Aldi's been really coming correctly lately, guys. I like Aldi. I like the brands that they have. I like their aisles. I like the setup.
Starting point is 00:45:24 They also have really fast line. like when you're waiting in line, like the time is, it's very quick. Like their cashiers are fast. Their self-checkouts are very fast. I also like that they have that area where you can, like, all right, we're not bagging all your groceries. We'll put them in this cart. You do it over there and that little thing under the window.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that they were like, you know what? They were going to handle this. They were like, all right, you know what? You don't need all that room. Random self-checkout. Yeah, I like that. Because that's one I used yesterday because we were just waiting in line.
Starting point is 00:45:56 We were standing there and I went, nobody. guys, anybody want to use the self-tech out that's right there? And we were literally standing in line for self-chok-out, and people in front of me were like, no. Oh. I went, all right, I'm, I was like, I don't want to look like a jerk, but I'm going to skip all of you. I'm going, I'm going over here now.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Anybody want to go out? I'm going to check out. And they were like, okay, go ahead. Yeah. But, hell yeah, we'll check out there. I want to get out of here. And then I got, you know, honorable mentions to my two favorite. I love my Fulton Price Chopper.
Starting point is 00:46:26 I love a pea chop, and I love tops. I don't know what Topps has done recently, but I love a Top. I can get swayed by consistent good deals, and Topps has been crushing it. Yeah, with their meat deals. But also back and forth, because in some places, like, tops, your chip prices, a little crazy. Yeah, all the chips are nuts. Little crazy. Chips are nuts.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Are they more down to Earth? I think because we all got on top of Walmart would mean like, your Doritos are too expensive Walmart. And everyone else was like, ours are eight bucks. Oh. Has it got to go off on a naked, uh, random tangent. Has everybody had the naked Doritos yet? I saw those. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:47:08 How do they taste? I don't need. I don't need all the, the food dies. I don't need colors in my food. I don't care. Are they good? Do they taste? Am I eating a Dorito?
Starting point is 00:47:16 It tastes like a Dorito? The problem is though is that it's, they're acting like it's like a fancy new thing. Like, no, that's what you're going to end up probably having to do. So don't make them more expensive. Oh, no, no, no, no. that's just your, that's your problem, not mine. Right, like, this isn't my fault.
Starting point is 00:47:31 You're telling me it costs more to not put a food die in? Right, yeah, I don't think so. Silly gooses. They have not had them now. They act like it's like a healthier version. I mean, technically, I guess it is, but. I like to wait for coupons somewhere. Do they taste like, uh, do they taste like real Doritos?
Starting point is 00:47:45 Oh, no, just like a regular Dorito. Oh, Queen says it tastes just like a regular tortilla chip, no flavor. Which? Which? Can be good. I, have you ever had those of Doritos? The what? They're not. The, it's like the tortilla chip flavor Dorito.
Starting point is 00:48:01 The oops nose flavor? Yeah, they are actually like one of the better tortilla chips. Okay, I'll try that. It's a Dorito. If you find them somewhere, let me know. They're not even if you're not even fine. It's a few and far between. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Yeah, Linth is a crazy expensive in chat. It is. It's crazy. Anyways, you know, you've tried those. Let me know. 315, 364, 1009. Get back on your feet, Wegmans. You know we love you.
Starting point is 00:48:24 You got this. You represent. You just got a little. Hey, it's a race. Still got good ice creams. Got good ice creams. Oh, which, by the way. It's a marathon.
Starting point is 00:48:31 What? That ego ice cream. Yeah, what was that? 20 out of 20. Or 20 out of 10. The ego buttery maple ice cream? What was that? It's buttery maple ice cream, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Oh, okay. And that, it tastes like my French toast whiskey probably. With the buttery flavors? Yeah. Oh, I should like put some in a little glass and melt it and melt it with it. Didn't I get you on Christmas? Oh, I bought some at Christmas time. I have a whole, I have a whole bottle of it.
Starting point is 00:49:01 But yes, you gave me a little jar of it. All right. Which I also, I think, still have too. Yeah, buddy. Double down. Get in there. Now we're all even, Stevens.
Starting point is 00:49:11 You're talking about me. You're talking about beans. Is that beans? Is that beans? Jump and there's all bugger daub, yeah, but, double, d'amble, even Stevens. That's a show he's on, I think. I think.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I don't remember. Sorry, I'm fixing something quickly. And here we are. And boom As much as you're afraid of water You would do this to save someone you loved Did you see this 13 year old boy That swam two and a half miles?
Starting point is 00:49:40 Oh wow I think you could get out of your own head And just be like, oh yeah I'm not here right now, I'm not here right now Certain family members or else Like fell over the side I'd go right over 13 year old boy was out with his family
Starting point is 00:49:53 his mother, 12-year-old brother and 8-year-old sister, they were paddleboarding. Would you ever get me on a paddleboard, bud? That, I've never felt like my thighs have never burned more in my entire life, no matter what workout I did in high school over sports, than that day that Rosa took me out at her camp on the paddleboard. And I accidentally walked her into that four-foot-long, that seaweed. Oh, disgusting.
Starting point is 00:50:22 I felt so bad for it. disgusting. But that says a lot of your love of Rosa that you're willing to get on a freaking paddleboard, dude. It was fun. But it was hard. Did you stand or you saw, boy. Yeah, I managed to do it. That's even scarier for me.
Starting point is 00:50:34 It was cool. I see why people like it. But it was, that's intense, man. So they're out on this paddleboard excursion. The water, it's the ocean because it was off the coast of Australia. Yeah. So it starts to kind of pull them back. Pull them back.
Starting point is 00:50:50 And they're going further and further out. Further and further out No, thank you. The teen tried to paddle, he's like, all right, I'm going to go back to shore, you guys wait here and I'll help. Yeah. So he starts paddling his kayak back to the shore,
Starting point is 00:51:08 but it started to fill with water. Oh, God. So they must have been on paddle boards. He's on a kayak. Jeez. He gets out of the kayak, and he's got his life vest on, so he's swimming back to shore.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Then he realizes that, he's like, I think my life vest is actually hindering my swimming because it's so bulky. Yeah. Ditches his life vest, swims two and a half miles through ocean waters, holy God. Over four hours of swimming to rescue his family. He gets to shore. Paul Breslin from this volunteer Marine rescue said the kid is superhuman.
Starting point is 00:51:45 That's insane. That is ultimate determination and courage, and he saved the lives of his mother and siblings. Wow. Dude for him. I ain't swimming no two and a half miles I ain't swimming for four hours, you crazy Get out of here Oh, wow
Starting point is 00:51:57 Good for him, that's cool That's great though He saved his parents Love mom's life and all of that Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C&Y What a good story Well, a gentleman Well, thank you
Starting point is 00:52:10 I don't know how gentlemanly This gentleman is I thought me a gentleman Um Had to go to the hospital Because he had been there in a while He had something in his butthole. These people ever try to just like pooping it out?
Starting point is 00:52:26 No, this was a World War I bomb. I don't, first of all, I don't. I guess I am, I'm not kink. Well, I'm not, okay. You know, yeah. I'm not kink shaman. No, we're not kink shaming. But not everything needs to go in your buttholes.
Starting point is 00:52:42 If you like things to go in your butthole, not all the things need to go in your bottle. Thank you, Cody. Thank you. Can we please isolate that audio and use that for a later time? Not everything. Not everything needs to go up there. They make things that go up there.
Starting point is 00:52:56 And here's the thing. They even have stores where you can go in and everything goes in your butthole. Everything. Not just things in your house. They specialize in it. They probably have something that looks like a grenade that you can put in your butthole.
Starting point is 00:53:09 I almost guarantee you you can Google that right here on your work computer. All right, once a heck. Exactly. Malfire and chat. There are special things designed for that part of your body. What do you even look up? type in grenade butt plugs.
Starting point is 00:53:23 See what comes out. Oh, there you go. That, I bet. They have grenade butt plugs 100%. Let me see here. Let's go right on to the Amazon here. Yep.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Yep. Amazon Asim? Yep. It's literally like her grenade. Show me. I got to see how this works. I got to see the science behind this. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:53:43 All right. Hold on. What? Okay. See that? That's all I was looking at. Yeah? And then my eye went,
Starting point is 00:53:50 well, what's this? You put this in your butt hole. And then you operate it. And then you squeeze that and it fills up. It's an inflatable one. Look at that. Good for them. Good for you.
Starting point is 00:54:03 If that's something you're into it. That ain't... Oh, look I'm picking it. That ain't for me. Goes in your butt. If that's for you, that's for you. I don't care. Man.
Starting point is 00:54:11 But like Cody said, that's designed for the process. Almost $200 and it would be here. Oh, no, not today. Today's not the 10th. How quick are you to get here? Next Tuesday. Oh, because I was going to say. If that's sitting in the local Amazon Center right now.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Yeah, it is. Your mom is like, that's my Amazon search. Clear the history. It's in there, now, Deb. This is the work one. This is the work one. But now I'm definitely going to go into that one and put that in there. Dad, that one he put in the cart.
Starting point is 00:54:36 It's in the cart, Deb. In the cart. Purchase. This is a fella who, I don't know how we got a World War I bomb. I don't know. Curious little wampus cat. He's a little wampus cat. A little wampus cat.
Starting point is 00:54:50 He gets it. Puts it up there. And now it's like, now it's literally like a ticking time bomb. Yeah, so he's got to go to the hospital. And they're like, well, what's in your, what's in your behole? And there he's like,
Starting point is 00:55:04 hey, what are the one bomb? Do you then have to call the bomb squad? Yes, they did. Oh. The bomb squad arrived. Determined that the shell was harmless. To do what? What?
Starting point is 00:55:19 What are you looking at an x-ray? You poke around at that? I guess. Are you just like, I'm right. This is not usually what a bomb feels like, but again, I'm just scraping it with a tip on my finger.
Starting point is 00:55:30 And I picture him walking into the room in that big bomb suit. Just the guy in the big bomb suit. All right, well, it looks like we've got them here contained. I see the anus. Yeah. I'm approaching the anus now. Can you imagine being a guy who works for the bomb squad? and your job to put on that costume,
Starting point is 00:55:54 and all day you're looking at bombs. And you're like, yeah, I'm a bomb technician. Yeah, no big deal. You're damn right, I am. But it's also like, the worst day at your job would be a bomb going off and you dying. The second worst day is this. You think you're all tough, and you're like,
Starting point is 00:56:11 you're damn right, I'm a bomb technician, and you're like, you need me to check out this bomb? You're damn right, I'll be right there, and you walk in and there's a guy's butthole. All right, with the pranks. Where's the joke? Ha, ha, ha, ha, real funny. No, no, no, he's got a bomb in his butthole.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Okay. When he does, like, the, I'm sure the bomb technician goes to career day at school or whatever. Yeah. And they're like, well, what's a bad day at your job? And he's like, well, a bad day would be if the bomb goes off. Yes. Because I'm probably going to die. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:39 But the second bad day is this one time I had to go to the hospital because a guy put a World War I bomb up his bottle. Yeah. That was a pretty bad day, too. That was just a terrible sequel to Black Hawk Down. Bob, it's the third speed movie. He says, if he stops jogging, he blows up. If I, if I stop kegling my butthole, this bomb will go off. Officials are planning to charge him with a weapons violation,
Starting point is 00:57:01 but they don't know what to charge him with yet. He's going to get a ticket? Just make, they can pay for everything. Hasn't he suffered enough? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Haven't we suffered enough? All right, we all, let's just, all, literally and figuratively, let us wash our hands of this.
Starting point is 00:57:18 It's a situation where everybody in that room, the bomb tech, the doctors, the guy, we all go, we're just going to pretend this didn't happen. You guys want to just as friends, do it in an NDA between all of us? They'll put their pinkies in. We never going to speak of this again? There we go, I was pinkie swore. All right, sounds good. Well done.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Well, if you want your McNugget Caviar, it is back, Cody. McDonald's debuted McNugget Caviar. Like, yeah. Like, isn't that just raw eggs? Because chicken is McNuggets. What an inception moment. It's just a raw egg. Although McNugget Caviar is what I call my...
Starting point is 00:57:58 You know. That was the name of my 1-900 number back in the late 90s, actually. Calling up 1-900. Thank you for calling McNuggett Caviar. If you want to dip, press one. You ready to spread it on. Ready to get that barbecue, that tangy barbecue, press two. You want to see me squirt mayo from the little gun right into my mom?
Starting point is 00:58:25 Hey, what's up? Thanks for calling, Dugget Caviar. Are you Horty? Yeah, me too. I'm so weak and Horty. Go ahead. What are you dunking using right now? You're doing, yep.
Starting point is 00:58:36 It's just people eating my nuggets. I mean, back and forth. I like that better. It's not even a sex line. Just, oh, yeah. I just double-dipped up. my sweet and sour. Thank you for calling
Starting point is 00:58:50 McNuggett Caviar. Do you go 10 piece or 20? Poop. You pick 20. Hot. Hot. Wow.
Starting point is 00:59:02 That's really hot. How many sauces did you get? Does you pay extra for more? Wow. Hey, what are you drinking? Ooh, a spicy sprite. Cool. Did you just squirt the ketchup
Starting point is 00:59:17 right into your mouth? You're on 9-1900 Nug-Cav. No, McNuget Caviar is for Valentine's Day. It's normal caviar and a McDonald's tin. You're supposed to dip your nuggets in it. Oh, that's... I've never had caviar it ever. Listen, I've said it for years.
Starting point is 00:59:39 McNuggets are missing one thing. And that is a weird fish sauce to dunk them in. Weird tapioca donkey sauce. You got to have fish. on top of your McNuggets. Oh, I've got a collar. Hey, uh, callers is, I'm a first timer. I only got a four piece.
Starting point is 00:59:54 That's cool. That's still sexy. It's okay. It's just, you're tipping your toes into the minute. You're dipping your toes into our honey, honey packets. It's okay. What do you, what do you got on? Oh, sweatpants?
Starting point is 01:00:08 Sweatpants and old pony sneakers. Hot. I put on my, my fleece vest, though, to go out. I got on my hoodie from a business as, went closed for 15 years. Well, me and the boys are about to dunk into this 20 piece if you want to join us. Dunk along now, ready? Go ahead and grab your first nugget.
Starting point is 01:00:28 You've got to win it at McNuggett caviar.com. They bought the domain from me. Why do they got to win everything with these? Let us buy your wares. Would you buy this? Fast food places. No. That's awful.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Now, you're asking where did this start? Well, Rihanna did this back in 2024. She put caviar on a McNugget because she's got caviar money. Yeah. I tried caviar once at a party a little bit on one of those really hard, um, cracker things, or not even crackers,
Starting point is 01:00:56 but like that bread? Yeah, yeah, it's like a hard, hard bread chip thing. Nope, not it. No.
Starting point is 01:01:02 I don't need to try it to know I won't like it. It's the weirdest consistency ever. Is it like tapioca pudding but fishy? No, these are, no, because they're like the smallest little, little egg things.
Starting point is 01:01:14 It was almost like, fish jelly that wasn't all together. Oh. I don't know. Yeah, I didn't like it. I know a lot of people love it. But no, do they? But do they?
Starting point is 01:01:26 Or is it just rich people being like, I can afford this so I'm going to eat it? Maybe. Because I couldn't, I personally can't see how people would enjoy that. But people like fish all the time and they eat raw. They just go grab it out of the ocean. And you said that has a fishy taste to it?
Starting point is 01:01:41 It did. The one I did had a, it wasn't like, boof, big fish. you know, big fish mouth, but it was still fishy, like, like a clam. You know what I mean? Oh, you don't, like a clam strip. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Just enough where you're like, this is seafood. Yeah. This is not. I'm good. Raspberry jam. I'm good. Raspberry jam. You can sign up for a chance to win next Tuesday at 11.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Or maybe win next Tuesday. So we'll see you next Tuesday at 11 a.m. Oh, cool. Supplies are limited. Okay. So you can buy it. Ooh. But they are limited.
Starting point is 01:02:16 I'm not going to buy a tin of McDonald's Caviar. I think I'm good. Did I dismiss how much I said it was going to be or you just win it? It doesn't say. I can go to the website. Go to McDonald'scaviar.com. See what it says. I'm accepting all the McDonald's cookies.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Look at this. What is that? What is that? What did they put on top of it? What's that white stuff? I don't even got whatever you're looking at. The picture of it on the corporate. Dot McDonald's.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Nope. It's just giving me a countdown. Look at that. What is that? What's the white sauce? I don't know. What's the white stuff? It doesn't say.
Starting point is 01:02:47 I'm putting white stuff on the nuggets right now. It's sturgeon caviar. Is that good? Sturgens are those things that are the dinosaurs there that you can't catch and all that stuff. Oh, all right. So you can take their eggs and eat them? I don't know. I'm going to get this just to resell it.
Starting point is 01:03:05 Happy McNuggett Caviar to those of you who celebrate. Let's see here. Every, every, every need. It's a hundred bucks Brianna says for caviar, usually. You get a $25 arch card, plenty of nuggets. Cran Frisch What is that? That's what that is
Starting point is 01:03:19 The white Creme Frisch Creme Frisch? Eh man Smart or not smart enough to know what that is And the mother of pearl caviar spoon
Starting point is 01:03:27 Delicious We will hand you off to the 90s at 9 Oh I can't I have to spend all my time watching the McNugget Caviar Countdown How much time is left Seven days, two hours For about three or four minutes
Starting point is 01:03:38 You gotta get there It's okay so let's see Next Tuesday at McDonald's Caviar Kit Features a one ounce tin of Paramount Sturgeon Caviar. Yep. That part is officially free of charge
Starting point is 01:03:50 as part of the promotion. Yeah. The kits are given away and they have an implied value of $65 to $100. It comes with that mother of pearl. Hi there. Hello.
Starting point is 01:04:01 Hey. Spoon, though, which is, that's pretty fancy. It's made of, like, because you can't just, you can't use a spoon, a metal spoon. No, like a pour? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:04:11 You use one of these, I guess, and now that's what that white spoon was. Or the bone spoon or whatever it is? Not a whale, whatever. I mean, no, I only eat off of the bones of other animals. Thank you. Radio World, you get the 90s and 9 Twitch.
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