The Show - REARRANGED
Episode Date: October 16, 2025Might be a recall coming for the GAP fart pants. The Blue Jays get hot at the right time. When this A.I. bubble bursts, we are in for a bad time. When the grocery store rearranges things, we get fucke...d up. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Wow.
Quick week.
It's flying by, bud.
Flying by.
Sorry, I was distracted.
I was watching a YouTube video on how to replace the flush valve seal on my toilet.
Got to do that when I get home.
Got to replace that flush valve seal.
It's sticking.
It's sticking.
Kids can't flush their toilet.
They can't even flush the toilet when the flush valve seal is broke.
Dad, I can't flush the upstairs toilet.
And I went and I looked and it's that flush vasselette.
valve seal, got to replace that.
Isn't it always, though?
Looks like a pretty easy job, Cody.
I'm not worried.
I'm not worried about this.
Not worried at all.
I just got to match the
flush valve seal to the appropriate
brand of toilet that I have,
and then I'll be able to repair that.
You got a lot of toilet problems this week.
Why?
What else happened?
You got that one toilet that only had the
for joke peas.
And now this, got the flush valve seal.
Got a lot of bathroom content happening
in my life lately.
Oh, I got on my blue rams on.
This is basically the worst day ever.
I had a little blue razz last night, but.
Yeah.
Thanks to sweet grass.
A little bit of blue rass.
It is a Thursday that means Cocoa Pops.
It's a cool Thursday.
34 in Utica.
Yeah, my little car thing.
So, like, it just gives, like, an indication of,
in, like, one little thing, what the weather is, and it's a snowflake.
Oh, I don't like that.
I was like, you better not.
I don't like that.
I was like, don't even joke, sir.
My car will do a thing where it says,
Ma'am, my car's a lady.
Oh, it is nice.
Mm-hmm.
It'll, it'll go boop, and then it'll tell me the temperature's below freezing.
And I'm like, what do you want me to do about it?
Like, it's your fault.
What do you buy?
Okay.
I'll drive safer?
Does yours give you, and it only does it for thunderstorms and snow squalls.
Uh-huh.
Does your car warn you?
To warn me what?
In 15 miles or 15 miles away, there is a severe thunderstorm.
No, I don't got that feature.
My car will break it.
in and be like, hey, just a heads up, you're driving into, like, 10 miles away is a blizzard.
Are you supposed to change your route?
If it's, that's pretty cool.
I don't know.
It's just a neat little.
Hey, bud, just letting you know up there.
It's real rainy.
Because it is, you will, I'll check my phone sometimes after, like, it'll be like, you know, 10 miles away, severe snow squalls and there's something.
You'll open up your weather and you will see, you know, wherever it's got that little patch.
And you're like, let it and go that way.
Ben Riley, getting weather on the ones right now, bud.
It's chilly.
Chili outside today.
It's going to be a high of, let me see, 54 degrees, 34 at Utica, 36 downtown.
Weather on the ones there.
See you in 10.
Or I guess now.
Nine.
What's the temperature in Dansville?
Do we know what's going on in Danville?
I don't even look.
I didn't even see.
I'm concerned about it.
It is a Thursday.
Of course, we'll get into Cocoa Pus.
Tell you about Cocoa Pus.
107 degrees in Danville.
36 and clear.
Ah, very nice.
Uh, we will get into that.
We will tell you about, um,
Sputacular Stroll tonight.
Ah, awesome.
Syracuse Crunch owner Howard Dogan will be popping in to get ready.
What? And you just happen?
You just happen to have the shirt on.
I'm wearing a crunch shirt today.
Totally, totally unrelated.
He's just such a natural fan that he had it on anyways.
Tonight, aye, aye, I, too.
Tonight.
Hello?
Tonight is Coca-poss.
As a matter of fact, 7 o'clock.
Yeah.
On Twitch.com.
TV slash K-RocC-N-Y.
Cody goes live, courtesy of sweetgrass,
Joe's buds, and East Coast Emeralds,
plus a new friend you might see tonight.
Oh, that good, good.
All right, that's cool.
It's been a fun, almost like one of the most fun months I've ever had so far.
Why?
Because of all the vibes.
Just Halloween season is fun, about a bunch of stuff.
You guys are all chatty-cathies.
Yeah, we're having a good time.
We're having a good time.
First of all, I didn't know the Gap was still a thing.
Like the store?
Like the store?
Okay.
I probably haven't been into the Gap in 25 years.
I know there's like Gap kids in the mall because I see it when I get lost.
Right?
I think that's still there.
Yeah.
There's probably still a gap over there.
Makes sense.
Well, they got a problem.
They released these leather pants.
People are complaining that the leather pants.
Make a fart sound
All the time?
I haven't been this embarrassed
since fourth grade
because I'm on a restaurant
and I drop something accidentally
and I go to pick it up
and then
that did not come from my
no
some pants
you got something explaining to do
That's awesome
Also is it her thighs rubbing together
Oh I don't just I don't know the audio
Let me see
That's awesome
Yeah it is bud
Nice
Congratulations
Nice.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Yeah, that's one you got to,
the cap's got to do a little redo or...
I'm blaming my pants from now on.
No, it's my pants.
Or just, you know.
It was when she squatted down.
And it just made the random noise of everything.
Yeah, it's like that leather squeaking.
Oh, yeah.
If it's fake leather, I don't know, real leather.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's the pants.
Yeah, that's what it's a pants.
It's a pants.
You got bad denim.
Oh.
I like that's
Carrey
Boom, that puts
Toronto and even now
2 2 2.
2 1.
It was 2 2 2.
Oh, the game.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Another one.
George Springer.
Nobody likes George Springer.
He was on the cheat in Astros team.
Oh, Vlad this one, I saw this one, man.
Wow.
That one, he almost gets it, but it's...
Yeah, very first pitch, deep-sider.
Mariners falling apart.
Yeah, it was a rough one.
You gotta hope that that doesn't...
Kind of like the get the bats going for him, man.
Oh, really?
What?
What?
What did you hear who that was?
No, I mean. A couple games too late.
What happened?
You're, you owe me money then.
Wow, I don't know what's going on.
Kirk hit a home run.
Who's Kirk?
The guy for the Blue Jays, last name, Kirk.
Remember when I asked you who you thought would hit a home run and you told me that Kirk?
All right.
I didn't even remember what you were talking about.
Yes, now I know.
Yeah, so now you owe me.
Oh, now's another one.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
A hundred percent chance.
Go, go, go.
Nailed it.
Wow.
Yikes.
Did they?
Was this in Toronto or Seattle?
No.
Seattle.
Of course, they go out there and that happens.
The Mariners, guys.
Alex, what happened?
Alex, take the day.
Take the day off, Alex.
What happened?
Alex is our coworker who's the only Mariners fan I've ever met.
I mean.
I did own a Mariners hat back in the day because we went to Cooperstown.
And Bob said I could buy something.
And I go, oh, take that.
hat. I like the S. That's all I like.
Well, Griffey, man. Was he on the
Man? Griffith. Yeah, it was never iffy.
It's Griffey. Ken Griffey Jr. baseball?
All right. One of the best baseball games ever.
That swing, the best swing ever. My favorite
shoes of all time. So now
Marriers are up two to one in the series.
Dodgers are up to nothing in their series.
They'll play the Brewers tonight at 608.
That already seems over.
And then Blue Jays again tonight, 833.
Tonight? Yeah. Wow.
They both play today.
All right, good.
I watched that instead of.
Wow.
Which one of being a good game,
Pittsburgh and Cincinnati.
Katie's like,
I'm,
says,
uh,
in our chat.
I'm pulling for the Mariners,
but I don't like sweeps in the playoffs,
unless it's for the Mets.
No,
I agree.
I'm not a fan of it.
It's more fun when it's like that.
But,
I mean,
going out to Seattle after those first two games,
that,
that,
because a lot of times with baseball,
especially,
that starts off.
Yeah.
where now the Jays are going to feel it.
Now they're rolling and they feel comfortable
and they know they can head off of a Seattle.
How many pictures did they go through?
Do they leave the same guy out there the whole time?
I didn't see.
At least a couple were off of,
I forget who it was,
but the little guy with the mustache is one of their better pitchers.
So that's also a good sign for the Blue Jays,
bad sign for the Mariners.
Because who do they got for tonight?
That I don't know.
I don't know.
How deep is their bullpen?
How deep is their love?
How deep is it?
How deep is their love?
They got a good deep roster.
Okay.
But, I mean, yush.
Is it best a five?
No, now it's seven, thank God.
All right, so we got a few more games left.
It is, oh, it's George Kirby that took the loss.
But today is, why don't you tell me, Scherzer versus Luis Castillo.
All right.
So that's a good sign.
That's an 833 game.
You want to watch that.
Castiles been pretty decent.
Probably go to, like, what, 11?
Yeah, yeah, forever.
Right up to your local news.
Yep.
Good morning. Happy Thursday.
The Sputacular stroll.
It's back open tonight, buddy.
Oh, wow.
Thursday through Sunday.
Tonight's Doggween.
Oh, it's going to be a nice night.
It'll be a nice night.
Bring the Pups out.
It's.
It's, perfect fall leather.
Nice little, little fall time.
This is Justin Timberlake?
Yeah.
Oh, it's another thing.
It's not a real song.
No, it's not.
It is a real song, but thereby.
I'm trying to force the AI bubble to burst now.
How are you doing that?
Just by using it a lot.
and bringing it to attention, and then people are going to see,
oh, we don't really have any use for AI.
Because there's a problem with the AI world right now.
Not to be a bummer, but when the AI bubble bursts,
we're going to probably go into a recession.
There's going to be a lot of problems.
It's like the dot-com thing.
Yeah, it's going to be bigger, like 10 times bigger than that.
It's not going to be good.
Because everybody, all these companies are like thinking that AI is going to be the next big thing.
And everybody who's investing in it is like finding a couple uses for it.
But there's companies who have like fired giant staffs and be like,
AI will do it and then AI doesn't do it.
Yep.
So there's like 10 companies in the world right now that are really overvaluing AI, I think.
No, I agree.
There's a lot of people that are like, no, just chat GPT, we'll just do that for you.
And it's not doing it.
And I think there's a lot of belief, especially in our stock markets right now about.
Yeah, but AI's going to do it.
And I don't think it is.
I'd like it to find cancer cures and stuff, but it's just mostly being used to make like Mr.
videos and that.
I was going to say it's only, I mean, it's getting better,
but it's still getting worse at the same time that it's getting better.
Yeah.
It is also getting worse.
I do really like the videos that now that my algorithm is getting filled with of,
how are you doing?
Large people doing funny things.
Doing parkour around their houses and such.
Yeah.
I sent you the mockery.
show man doing the national anthem at the Super Bowl yesterday.
That was weird.
Yeah.
But, you know, that's where we're at.
I think it'll have uses.
I think that we're just really overvaluing what it's going to be able to do for us.
Yes.
Yeah.
Not to get on another AI high horse.
No, it's just people always seem to outlast things like this, where there's always
seems to be a, nope, this is it.
Not even going to need people anymore.
Yeah.
And then you realize that, all right, well.
Yeah, littlest bit.
It's not 100%.
You don't need people.
Right.
I mean, it's like, okay, this thing can do like 60%.
You still need a person for the other 40.
And I've lived through this a few times now in my old age, where the next big thing is happening.
And then everybody gets really excited about the next big thing.
And they put all their attention on the next big thing.
And then the next big thing kind of fizzles out.
We saw it with websites.
Everybody had like a social.
media team and they're like, well, we got to have the youth and the social media.
And then it's like, all right.
Even at the smallest level, I remember when they first put in the, the, uh, the,
easy scans, the self-checkouts.
Mm-hmm.
And they were like, you're not even going to need anybody over there.
You're going to have four registers open.
And then what happened?
And you're going to need nobody.
Then they had to put in the thing where there has to be somebody there.
And that is one of the most boring times I've ever had in my life.
Walmart is like, they were like all in.
They can't figure that out, man.
for self-checkout.
They were like,
we're doing all self-checkout.
Where they're even going to make extra,
because that was what I was getting into
for a little bit.
It was awesome.
Like regular out lanes.
Yeah.
But they were self-checkout.
Along with the big square area.
I don't know if people were stealing.
I don't know what was going on.
Absolutely.
But my Walmart was like,
all right,
um,
uh,
we'll have a few,
but can a person just double check what you're doing there?
Yep.
Yeah,
text sign.
There was a report that said without the companies
who were hyping up.
AI, the U.S. economy only grew like 0.1% last year.
So it's a scary bubble.
Yep.
I'm paying attention to it because I like to worry about everything all the time.
Well, stuff like that, though, it's important to kind of watch where it's going and what it's doing and where it's trying to creep in because, you know, certain people get influenced by things.
That's the fear that we both have is that you're going to have a lot of people, older people, and just not, just people without critical thinking skills to be like, well, wait a minute.
Mr. Rogers never, Mr. Rogers, I don't think he interviewed Tupac,
but there's a lot of people who, there's a lot of people who lack critical thinking
skill.
Yeah, no, there's just certain videos that, because that one is really outrageous,
but there's other ones that do, like, legitimate damage because they're pretty close
and people think that they're real, just because, you know,
it looks real, it looks really good, yeah.
Or certain people don't.
tell them and just go, here you go, here's a video of whatever dangerous situation they're fabricating for that.
So AI is just the next thing we've got to live through to see how it plays out.
I think it'll be a part of our future.
I think there's a lot of people making a lot of money off AI right now by like being,
oh yeah, we have an AI company.
We can teach you how to use your AI and it's, you know, it's this gimmick now.
I don't think it's going to go away.
I think it'll have a place.
It'll creep in and have a little.
little spot somewhere.
The same way that
the whatever, I don't remember the name of it,
Jack or Tony, the radio station that we remember it was like,
that's it, you're all gone.
Jack and, yeah, yeah.
And whatever, like jockless radio stations.
Taking over.
And where it didn't, it just, here you go.
There's still that little, like, we've got whatever the hell that one is or whatever.
There's just the little piece that it has.
Well, at least I can only talk to our career,
but we,
have created a community.
Yes. And AI can't create a community.
Yep. Because AI
isn't real. Yep. And people need
real emotions and a real discussion,
you know? Excuse me? See, Ben Rather,
you sold all of his NFTs on the blockchain, so on an
AI company. There you go. Boom. Yeah, go back to
NFTs. Like, we've lived through this, guys.
Daggerty AI. I'm freaked out
by it. I don't love what it's doing to our environment.
I don't love when the bubble's
going to burst because that's going to affect everybody.
But let's talk about funny things, shall we?
Right now, I'm not worried.
about that. I'm not worried about it all.
Not worried about any of it.
I just saw this gorilla
on my family summer trip.
The San Diego Zoo
had a gorilla charged the glass
and break it. And oh my
God, if that gorilla got out. That's one
of my like...
This ain't AI. This is real.
Not, yes, fears, but also
oh, that'd be so cool.
If it, like, remember at the zoo and they had
the lions and they jump up and smack
it. Can you imagine if it just
I don't want to watch
Like I don't want to watch humans be mauled by a gorilla
But if I saw a girl, I want it.
Break out of its enclosure and just run away.
Just go run.
Well then that's why they train those drills of the staff dressing up like a donkey.
They get ready for it.
They get ready for it.
I agree floating despite all this rage.
He's just a gorilla in a cage.
We just saw this gorilla at the zoo.
Maybe that's why.
He misses you.
phone video captured by a witness shows a 10 year old gorilla named Denny at the San Diego Zoo.
Oh, he's getting a head star, pro.
Yeah.
The impact, startling people who saw it happen, but no one was more shocked than Katia Soutil.
We're actually looking down at our cell phones.
So we didn't notice that he had like taken a running start.
Yeah.
Jumped and then launched into the glass and he hit it with like his elbow or his forearm.
Aww.
Right into the glass.
he are right?
Directly in front of my face.
He's been, like, he's been planning this.
He knows.
He's been testing it a little more and more, and he's like, all right, if I run at it, like,
again, gorillas are just one short of us.
I mean, they're almost humans.
Gave it that AJ style that, uh, flying four.
Yeah.
Gadia was celebrating her birthday at the zoo on Saturday with her sister.
I like that name.
The two spent about 20 minutes observing the gorillas, even taking some video of their own minutes
before Denny charged.
I was so jolted.
I fell back a few feet.
And then when I looked up to see what had happened, I just saw.
Dude, look at that.
Yeah, did they show it yet?
Yeah, not the glass, but they just showed the gorilla.
It's the most scary gorilla.
Staring directly at me, like, making eye contact with me.
Look at that glass.
It's right there.
He either liked you a lot or doesn't.
For those of you not watching in Twitter, or YouTube, it's a big crack.
Whoa, I didn't expect that.
Imagine, like, the biggest rock ever hit your windshield, but didn't break your windshield.
It just spider web cracked it.
And they all just stood there.
Dude, I'm so out of there.
You turn and sprint.
Again, critical thinking skills.
They do not.
There are so many people without the ability to like, hey, that's broken glass.
We should flee.
Go back to the, I got to see that again to when he hits it.
Now that I know that's what he does, and they all just kind of span there.
Let me finish the clip and then I'll go back to Julia.
Crack.
And I mean, this crap propagated probably six feet.
It was pretty big.
It's huge.
The impact broke the first layer of a three layered glass panel.
And they're taking photos.
was injured but the force scared Gatthian and her sister.
There was definitely a moment where I was like,
Do that look at you weird or do something to remove this somehow?
Danny is a Western lowland gorilla part of a critically endangered species.
His third birthday in 2017 even made headlines.
As he got older, he transitioned to living with his half-brothers.
That's it!
That's a!
That's a new out there in California!
Like, kind of taunting each other, stalking around.
So there are not even like some tension going on, like between the two guerrillas?
Oh, it's right.
You literally were at a domestic dispute.
The brothers were fighting.
They were mad.
You were watching and the guy was like, get the hell out of my house.
They got to be careful now.
They're smart.
He sees that.
And he did that.
And he's like, hmm.
Yeah.
Because they, I think, understand critter thinking a little bit.
Yeah.
More than this.
Idiot.
Instead of taking photos of a broken glass.
Roll gorilla to react in this way.
But one thing is very clear from now.
You see it?
It's coming up right in your clip.
Watch.
He runs.
He runs full speed right at the glass, dude.
And then they all just kind of.
Yeah.
This is where we're at.
Well, I mean, if it's got,
God, yeah, we'll never forget this birthday.
Honestly, my sister and I have both been super shaken up,
so I might be taking a break from the real exhibit.
San Diego, too.
Awesome.
That's a sick-ass birthday.
Dude.
You got a gorilla charging at the glass right in front of you and breaking it?
Yeah.
Why didn't they show her video, or was that her video?
I don't think she was, I don't know if she was filming her to what, but that was just her angle.
Oh, he was right in front of him.
I don't see.
Put that up there.
Skinner, exactly right.
Yeah, there's three planes of glass.
It just means he's got to come back two more times.
That's what I mean.
He's going to figure that out.
He's learning.
I am adapting.
He's going to figure out how to attack that glass pretty quick.
That was a big gorilla, man.
Yeah.
Let's stand here and take photos of it because.
Those are so cool.
Have I ever seen a gorilla?
Do we have gorillas at our zoos?
We got a variety of monkeys and such over there,
but I don't know if I've ever seen a gorilla.
They're really big.
Yeah.
And they're really muscular.
Oh, I gotta go to like a big-ass zoo.
Yeah, dude, true.
You're like a real big-ass zoo.
I'll get that time of the year, though,
in the fall when I can see the tiger over there in our zoo.
Oh, you, buddy!
So I can scream about the tiger every day again.
Take me down to stories.
Take me down the stories.
Take me down the stories.
I want to think Azel and Gray Miz's
for putting this in my brain and it just goes all day on loop.
Are they not going to come in here and sing this live or what?
I don't know what part of New York they're in.
They just says upstate New York.
Yeah, let's go, guys.
Get in here.
Bring your fishing pole.
Come on down.
Come hang with the show.
I do it again.
A cop a egg witch for all of my friends.
I ain't never drove a Rari and I can't afford a bans, but $50 and Stuby's going to feed the whole firm.
Take me down to Stoys.
Take me down the Stuys.
Take me down to Swip and it's in my head all this
Take me down to Stoies
It's in my head all day long
So thank you for that
I love
If I go to Stewart's then she better make that milk shake
Matter of fact cake pop like a real date
Pull up with the night crawler
Cause I'm white and upstate
Always keep the pole on me show you how a fish tastes
And I'll probably cop a loto
Cop a couple beers
And I'll pop a couple bottles
Little something here, little there
Fill my hollow go home
And get drunk and stumble
Back in for tomorrow.
Yeah.
It's my gym.
Dorable.
Happy Thursday, Cocoa Puffs.
We'll go live tonight at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel.
We're going to have some fun.
I got a new camera stand because I break them.
He's just all willy-nilly breaking stuff.
Coco Puffs brought you by so many friends.
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Brought you by Joe's Buds over in Onondaga Boulevard,
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They're behind the Daily Diner,
which is a magnet for old people who can't turn left on Route 11.
Tell you right now, daily diner.
Isn't that fun order?
You might need to put a light or something.
I don't know.
But if you're going to have a diner right there.
No, you can do.
No one is turning.
They're not turning.
I don't know what's going on.
It's a rough spot to when you got to leave.
there for convenience for you when you go to leave taking a left would be clutch but that road is
rough you're not getting out you got to figure what you do is you take that that right and then
you take the left at the light that's by key bank that's the move you go and you do a big loop around
i will tell you my last couple visits since the daily diner has opened it's busy over there man
been a lot of silver-haired drivers who are not able to navigate the left or park or the air
arrows that go in a circle, they're going.
It's, no, yep.
It's something.
It's something.
Although it always, I get there and they're still going on.
The diner's still open.
Yeah.
So I'll get out and it'll, that whiff of whatever will hit me.
Oh, the diner food.
I'm sure it's delicious.
Just diners.
I just won't it.
Diners attract the retired folks, if you will.
Yeah, when you get, it's a tricky spot to drive.
One in the afternoon.
Either that or us getting some.
That is one thing I've always had to adapt to is that I do my things as the same time as old people.
And you can call me old, I'm 44, I'm old, but I'm talking like the silver-haired folks.
We grocery shop at the same time.
If it helps, yes, you do, but no, you don't.
Because there's people that are doing it right now.
They're doing it now.
So when I'm grocery shopping at noon, that's the people who are lazy.
That's the lazy retired people.
People that are already home and they've already had lunch and they're watching their stories.
There were a handful of people that would, at 7 a.m.
Because they would tell them, I gave you an hour for what you got.
This is empty.
And I got to.
Give me a second.
I'll go right in the back.
I got to say, and I'm prefacing this by saying how much I love my tops, my Baldwin'sville tops.
Yep.
The damage you've done, the mental damage you've done to these people by.
completely rearranging the store.
Oh no.
Do you rearrange the tops?
So I was in there last week, and maybe you have your grocery history.
You can tell me what was going on.
Okay.
I walked in.
And it was, I would guess every employee was there.
It looked like it was all hands on deck.
Oh, boy.
And I saw a lot of carts, and they had a lot of paper.
Uh-huh.
And they were clearly, clearly moving things, but like the entire store was being rearranged.
I saw that they might be doing that at, at,
Maybe all of them, because the one's out further east, we're doing, like, grand reopenings.
I love tops.
You're great.
You're my favorite grocery store.
They're just changing, like, like, hey, I'm up to the layout, you mean?
Now, the benefit for me is that I never know where anything is anyways, no matter how many times I go, I always forget.
Like, when you walk in.
Yeah.
Because they're usually the same.
Like, what's, what did they do?
Like, what's, what's like the...
Here's the other thing is I couldn't even tell you.
I know they rearrange it, but I couldn't tell you exactly what they rearranged.
Interesting.
I think the soda's in a different spot now.
Okay.
It's not like they can change the meats,
because the meats are always where the meats are.
Yeah, that part's hard.
The dairy is always where the dairy is.
But, I mean, there was guys retiling the floor there yesterday
because they moved like giant cases and stuff.
Hmm.
The condiments are with the veggies now, Hambone said.
And what's crazy with all of that is they did some study somewhere that said,
Yeah.
Said that putting the sauces where they put them is the move.
Because Walmart does that now, too, in some of them where Walmart has their condiments and everything is closest to the veggiebles and stuff as they can.
So I wonder if that's.
But Tops does a rad thing where they're like, how do I say this?
They're like, all right, this aisle.
is our pasta sauces.
Yeah.
But maybe you'll be in like the salad aisle and you'll want a pasta sauce.
So we got a few jars over there too.
That was one of the, yes.
That were you.
Or like salad dressings.
They're like, here you are.
Salad dressing is a better example because they're like, here's the aisle for your dressings.
But also we recognize you're in the salad section.
So here's some dressings as well.
I was a big fan of that.
I used to try to get my stuff in or other people's stuff in my stuff as much as possible.
Cut it in.
I'll make room for you, man.
Hey, what do you got?
You got a whole mess load of, I don't even know,
apples or whatever.
Well, I got all of this, you know, look at all these pie crusts I've got.
Produce.
Bring me a whole bunch of apples.
You know what I mean, that type stuff where you put it over there.
Or what I would do, actually it was the reverse.
Where the apples were, I got myself a little space cut in with the apples.
I'm like, I'm going to put the pie crust over here with the apples.
And I would sell out boxes of pie crust within a couple of.
couple hours.
Yeah, that's smart.
Look at you.
You stick around long enough in that grocery bin.
You'll be a manager before you know it.
I wish.
Yeah.
Then they ship you off to like Auburn.
Keep putting the pie crusts with the apples.
You'll be up there.
You got to get it cut in, although sometimes people get a little greedy.
Why?
And go, I got no rule for this.
What are you going to do?
That's true.
That's true.
Come on, you got room over by the butter.
I got six rows of butter because it's Thanksgiving time.
I got six rows of butter.
What are you not?
I'm fascinated by grocery store science.
You guys know that about me.
Well, sometimes I still
Go in and out of that world
Because I, those were, like I say that
But those were real serious
Conversations
That I would have in the back going
I don't know what you want me to do
If I don't have that
It'll be gone and then I'm going to hear in two hours
And then I'm going to go up there
And I'm going to go up there and I'm going to be furious
Because you're going to ask me why my butter has been out all day
and I'm going to say because you made me cut down from six roads to five.
Yeah, handbone is right.
Nothing will get you more effed up in your 30s and 40s than your usual grocery store deciding to change the layout.
And they did, and I've adapted.
I'm just saying they got the older people left up because they're like they don't know or anything is.
They've learned and.
Well, it was bad when we did it because I had memorized where everything was.
I could easily at Price Chopper, no matter what the product was, you could ask me anything.
and I can just be like, oh, aisle 6, if you're going from this way,
just go like halfway down.
Yeah, about six feet, turn, third shelf,
just kind of ducked down a little right there in front of you.
Yeah, that's my produce lady over in the Beville Top.
She's always so helpful.
I'll be like, where's this?
She'll go, boom, right there.
Yep.
Or if she thinks that maybe a fresher version just got delivered,
she'll run to the bat to see if they got fresher ones.
It's always nice.
And I was watching all the people during the store flip,
because it wasn't all hands on deck and everyone was doing their thing.
But they were like little ants.
They were just like, they have their cart.
They know what they have to do, and that's their job.
Oh, was it the, the, um, uh, I forget the, um, I forget the name of them, but they have a special name that when they read, planograms.
Like, yeah, when they like redo all of that stuff, they bring in the like, I can't remember the name of it, but they have like a special team.
Another staff, yeah.
That comes in and they all have carts and the little, like the little tags.
Oh, it's fascinating.
Because I tried to do that for a little bit.
That was fast.
It's fascinating.
Yeah, it was fast pace.
It's crazy.
I haven't been in a Wegmans in a real long time, so I don't know the layout of a Wegmans, but my tops.
Whatever they did in Beville, I'm fine with it because I can't really tell the difference,
but they did something that they're happy with.
And then the Walmart is doing all of, like, they're putting in like big bed displays and stuff at mine.
That one is crazy.
The Syracuse one I think is done.
Yeah, Granby, I think is done.
I talk to my show bro over in the, the,
the dairy frozen section and he gets,
he's, has been crazy there for a while,
but it looks like it's,
it's all right.
But, you know, you wonder why they do the,
the things they do.
Yeah, they,
like they put the pet stuff in the back now
when it used to be up front.
It's a whole thing.
They have a reason for it.
I don't know.
Yeah, why are the dog biscuits and everything now
where they are?
Why did you decide to put them
kind of up against the, like the groceries?
It's very weird.
Brianna's right.
Walmart's trying to be boozy now.
They're not being boojy.
but I think they're just,
they don't want to be as trashy as everybody views them as, I think.
And it looks like it like classes up the place a little,
as long as they can keep the upkeep on them.
Yeah.
I can see what could happen where they're like,
all right, yeah, we have a bed display.
Merchandizers, is that who you're thinking of, would show up?
No, I'm trying to.
It's going to bother me.
Sears, too.
Like Sears, they would, like a big stack of papers would get delivered.
And they're like, well, we're rearranging the planograms or whatever.
Yeah.
And then people would show up from corporate.
Yep.
Because we can't rearrange the shoes the right way, I guess.
No, it's like the, I forget the, I don't even remember.
But it was a whole, you would be well aware that they were coming in
because you would make sure that you didn't sell anything or if you sold anything that day.
Like you just didn't restock any of the shelves.
You just let it go.
You knew they were going to be coming in and redoing everything.
I said it a million times.
I would watch any documentary about grocery store science.
I want to know about it.
I want to know about it.
Oh, it's crazy, man.
I want to know why things are on end caps,
why this needs to be over there.
That was a weekly meeting.
Why this is at eye level and that's not at eye level,
why those frozen foods are there.
I want to know all of it.
I don't know why I'm obsessed with it.
Well, you should see.
We would pat a paper, a Sharpie,
and we would get the next week's
what of the insert.
The flyer.
You know, days before.
And we would sit down and go,
oh my God.
That would be every time it would be the first thing,
we'd look and go,
are you kidding me?
Yeah, yeah.
And we go, all right,
right down,
we're going to need 50 cases of this,
or we would kind of fix it ourselves a little bit.
Maybe I'll just pick up a part-time job at tops.
I'll just work on the inside and learn from the inside.
If no one's going to teach me.
Honestly,
it's one of the jobs that you get there
and then all of a sudden your day's over.
It's just fast?
I mean,
as much as, you know,
what's the fastest,
like stocking or like working up at the count?
Or that, I mean, if it's busy,
cashier goes by faster than you could ever even imagine.
Okay, all right.
If it's wicked busy.
But back where I was, like the dairy guy, my day was, I didn't have enough hours.
My boss, the chopper, he would stay for hours after.
Just, I don't really have much going on.
But just because there was always so much to do.
It was wild.
Neil works, the night crew stocking shelves.
Yep, that's an,
another fun one. That's what I could do.
You got a task.
You know what you got to do? And then you just kind of complete it.
I was just at the tops in Beaville and I think that guy from K. Rock was
stock in the shelves.
I crossed over with this for a little while when I was the Wegman's Dairy guy when I was doing
this for the little while.
So it was weird every once in a while.
People would just be grabbing stuff and they'd kind of...
Yeah.
Aren't you that guy that does the show?
Yeah, I don't have an ego where I got.
I'm not too good for any job.
I wouldn't care about working at a grocery store.
I would work wherever I have to work.
And again, both of those, I mention it all the time.
Those were so fun.
The people I worked with were awesome.
And at Wegmans, the little things you read in here are absolutely true about them treating their employees the way they do.
I also want to maybe work in loss prevention and just watch cameras for a while and see if people are shoplifting.
As a former shoplifter, I'd want to watch.
There was a show, bro.
That used to let me kind of, little peek-stee.
Keep an eye on him. Where's you going?
Oh, no, no, I didn't get to do any of that.
Just let me see where all that was and all the cameras and all that.
It's crazy.
That's nuts, man.
Awesome.
It's awesome.
315-364-109.
I digress.
But we got a lot of grocery store talking there.
I'm always fascinated by it.
It's a weird world.
Other side of this, we'll talk Halloween candy.
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Which also could probably be your kids.
Could somebody bring a pet lizard?
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It's like I saw Brittany loading up these bags last week.
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Treats, those water bowls you can bring on walks, leashes.
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Admission is buy the car load.
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I know that it's, you know, and it's darker.
It's a little more fun.
but get there a little early because it's a busy year.
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It was on Saturday anyway.
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But when is it?
What?
Where is it?
What are you even talking about it?
I didn't read it.
I'm not reading that whole thing.
Was there an event?
I'm not reading that whole thing.
I don't have time for this.
Let's talk Halloween candies as you can bet on everything.
All right.
So I don't know how they would justify these bets,
but.
Oh, what?
Can I do it?
Yes, you can gamble on this.
The thing is, though, I don't know what, like, what you'd be able to gamble on,
because they put out the odds of the candy your kid will get in their bag on trick-or-treating.
Oh.
So it's different for everybody?
That's.
But I can give you the best odds or the worst odds?
Both.
All right.
Give me one to start with.
Do best first.
Best odds.
Yeah.
Reese's Bean of Buttercups.
Really?
That's the best odds?
Safe as bat.
One-to-one odds.
Best odds.
Your kid's going to get a Reese's.
being a butter cup. Or a pumpkin or whatever.
But those are like top tier.
Top tier. And you're saying that those are like the most guaranteed.
I can tell you right now. I can tell you right now.
My son being allergic to peanut butter and peanuts,
been the best things ever happen to me for Halloween.
It's going to be the worst when he finds out that that's about a lie for all these years.
He could be. He could have outgrown it years ago.
I was saying, don't you eventually outgrow it?
Here's the thing.
I don't know how that works.
When he was a baby, he was allergic to dairy.
eggs and peanuts. Yeah, now he's a man.
Now he's a grown-ass man.
And none of them. So now,
for the first two, the dairy and the eggs,
we had to go to his allergist and you
do a thing where you're at the allergist.
It's the craziest way they do this.
And they see if anything
happens. Oh, you're allergic to dairy
and eggs? Drink this glass of milk,
eat this scrambled eggs. Yeah.
What? So the last one is peanut
and he doesn't want to go back. So he's like, I just want
any peanuts. I'm like, we can just go there for a half an hour
you could eat a peanut buttercup. He's like,
He's like, no.
I'm not going to go back on.
He might be able to eat it.
We don't know.
What is it?
Anaphylactic shock.
You're just going to that for a minute.
But then,
but then you know if you could have a peanut powder jelly sandwich.
It is the weirdest thing.
Like,
all right,
go ahead.
Like when we did the eggs,
we had to make a bowl of eggs.
And we live in Fulton,
so we drove 45 minutes to his allergist
with a bowl of scramby eggs.
I'm not hungry anymore.
And then he just had to eat him.
And we're all like,
Is it go time?
Are we doing it?
Imagine you're five.
Your dad hands you a peanut butter cup
and then everybody stands around you with needles.
Yep.
Yeah, dude.
All right, go ahead, bud, eat that peanut butter cup.
I don't think I want it anymore.
One of the sweetest photos I have of my youngest.
It's okay.
I don't like eggs that much anymore.
Is him at the allergist for like the first or second time
and he's just my sweet little baby boy
and he's got both of his arms out
and he's getting poked all up and down the arms.
And it's just like the bravest little thing I've ever seen.
him do who's so sweet i don't remember that but i i remember it transpiring i remember getting that
where it was all in my back oh i did the back too it's terrible terrible so obviously he doesn't
have the best memories at the a actress is waiting anyways yeah all right go ahead is he dead is he dying is he
dying can you clearly is doesn't yeah wait though let's see how so can you guys how much shock you go
in he does not he gets his bravery from his dad
he does all of my kids get all of their attributes
from their mom.
They're just really smart.
That comes from their mom.
They're brave.
They're from their mom.
All right.
So the worst odds,
and then we'll go through the middle here.
All right.
What do you think would be the worst odds?
50 to one odds that your kid gets this in their bag.
And I would think this is a pretty good chance someone's getting this.
Tootsie pop.
Didn't even make the list.
No.
No.
Think bigger.
Think bigger than candy.
Like bigger.
Apple?
Raisins isn't 25.
to one odds.
Orange?
Toothbrush.
Oh, 50 to one odds on a toothbrush,
you got a dentist in your neighborhood.
There was one in the village.
He would give you that, that, you know, whatever,
and then I forget, it was like a little, like,
a little, like, a little, you remember those little puzzles?
Ben, wait, Ben had the McDonald's fries coupon.
Yep, he would at least give you something,
but he would also give you the, you know, whatever.
Oh, there was, I remember that house too, Harry Dink.
The Bible?
Little Bible, little, little, not even a Bible, little, like, God will help you.
Like a little printout? Yep.
And you'd have to, you'd have to just say, thank you.
I could be mean to the Bible lady.
Jesus sees you trick or treating as the devil already.
What am I going to do with this?
I'm going to go home and read my Bible passage.
Come on.
You read it.
Save your soul.
Come on.
You're terrible, terrible sinner soul.
So your best odds, Reese's Peanut Buttercup.
Second best odds, peanut M&M's one-to-one odds.
Peanut Eminem.
Followed by regular M&Ms.
I feel like these are like really good trick or treat bags, man,
that you're guaranteed peanut butter cups, peanut M&Ms.
Is it anybody else disturbed by that new peanut M&M's commercial
where he goes, I've got a peanut in me?
Why does that disturb me?
Have you not seen that?
I have, but I don't, you're not a fan?
Those are good.
I do like the honey roasted.
I don't.
He doesn't always got a nut at it.
Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
And I don't like that they're self-actualized peanut Eminem.
I don't like that they're,
I don't like that it, I don't like anything about it.
Well, because usually they don't notice those type things.
And I had a really good joke.
I just don't think I could say that.
Something about nut.
It involves inked mom.
It involves zinc's mom.
Yeah.
No, he goes, I got a peanut in me.
And I don't know why it gives me the ick.
It bothers me.
Just because it's weird.
I'm like, no, you don't need to.
And it's also that guy's voice, right?
It's not him anymore.
It's not that.
Oh, it's not the buffold guy.
No.
Oh, you got a nut in me?
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
Yeah, creepy.
I don't want to know.
Weirdo.
Kick cats.
One to one.
Snickers, Sour Patch Kids.
But then down towards the bottom,
two to one odds on Twix.
I freaking love Twix.
These are good odds.
We're in the candy aisle at Walgreens
two days ago in our oldest goes.
Sometimes they have good deals.
I learn something about our oldest.
They go,
wouldn't kill you to bring home some Rolos.
I go, you like Rolos?
Remember when you found out?
I found out I like Rolk.
They're finding out in a way younger age than I found out that I like Rolos.
Because Rolos are good because it's a caramel, but it ain't, it ain't super sticky.
I thought it was like R.
All right.
No, it's not.
All right.
Damn.
Followed by two to one odds on gummy bears.
I don't think I've ever seen gummy bears in a trick or treat bag.
My mom gets those in some, I think she probably had them out.
You can get the little gummy bear packets.
I love them.
Fruit snacks, I see.
Fruit snacks, yes.
No, little gummy bears.
Yeah, little gummy bears.
Yeah, little gummy bears.
It's a nice little, little hit. Not bad.
Oh, you know what I was going to say for worse odds?
What?
Is can of soda on there?
No.
No, you don't get people.
Where the Boxing Hall of Fame is located?
Yes.
Somebody's handing out can of soda?
Yeah, you've got in like a little, like just like a little,
you're right.
Little nubber.
Well, I showed you two years ago.
They were handing out the smallest bags of chips ever made.
Yeah, you brought it here.
And had like two chips in it.
Yep. Yeah, you brought them here.
It was hilarious.
It was literally this big.
It was like a Post-it note of potato chips.
Three to one odds on candy corn.
And can I just say that I feel like, is there a PR team that I can go volunteer for with candy corn?
Because I feel like they've been dragged through the mud.
And now nobody's giving it out because you think we all hate candy corn.
We don't all hate candy corn.
I thought I saw a...
I like it.
Smoothie likes it.
I already gone through a whole bag.
You like it.
My kids both like it.
Candy corn is not bad.
I like it.
I don't like it as a, I'm not like, ooh, the candy corn.
I'm going to take this bag over and have myself and just sit and watch TV.
Right, right.
No, you pour it into a goddamn bowl.
Yep.
And then you leave it there, and every once in a while, you grab one.
Thank you.
Oh, candy corn.
Thank you.
Candy corn.
What is that?
Candy corn?
Candy corn isn't good.
It isn't bad.
It's just fine.
Yes.
What?
Bob.
What Bob say?
Harvest mix.
What's hard?
Harvest mix.
Harvest mix.
You've ever had the Google Mellow Cream Harvest Mix?
Mellow Cream.
Harvest Mix.
Harvest mix.
What is this?
Top notch.
Top notch.
Is it cowtails in there, too?
Oh, it shouldn't be.
I can't tell by the photo.
There's just different pictures.
It's like a little corn.
There's candy corn.
There's the pumpkin?
Yeah, there's the pumpkin in there.
Guys, the pumpkin candy corn.
Harvest mix.
Everyone's see.
Yeah.
The pumpkin candy corn is collage.
Yeah.
Better than just regular candy corns.
Ooh, really?
Better.
Because you're getting, you're getting, I want to say the meat, but it's not meat.
No, the meat.
You're getting more the meat.
No, you're getting the meat in the middle.
I understand what you're saying.
I know what you're talking about.
I know it's not meat, but it's like the candy corn meat and get more flesh.
More of the mellow cream.
Get more of it.
Yeah, dude.
Lisa will have that eventually.
Oh, yeah.
But no, that's, do you, now let me ask you this.
This?
Hmm.
Brown bottom candy corn or regular bottom?
Regular bottom.
Really?
Because that's the chocolate, right?
The brown bottom?
Yeah.
I don't like the chocolate.
You don't like the chocolate?
Oh, I like it.
I like traditional.
They got a little wild.
Like Christmas and stuff.
Well, yeah, yes, with just crazy flavors everywhere.
And it's like, uh, yeah.
You got a dial bag of loo.
Yeah, dude.
But yep, that cornucopia of candy corns.
And I will tell you, for those of you who love candy corn,
the three most popular states where you're going to be getting candy corn
Mississippi, Nebraska, and Iowa.
That makes sense.
Okay?
Just go to...
Is that mid?
Least likely states you're going to get candy corn?
Hawaii, California, and us.
Us?
Yeah.
Not likely.
Because I think there's just been bad PR around it for some reason.
And I don't know why I'm tolerating it.
Yeah.
Mickey says got a two-pound bag of candy corn next door right now.
Yeah, candy corn is where it's at, man.
But you're right.
You don't really see.
And also, it's not available in, like, handing out bags anymore.
I can't even think of a mini bag of candy corn.
Is that even a thing?
Because there's somebody, and maybe I'm just projecting.
I don't know.
I'm kind of with you.
There's somebody at a candy corn headquarters right now going, nobody likes us.
I guess we just will make fewer products.
And you've been lied to, Candy corn CEO.
Don't be sad.
If New York.
They don't eat them.
New York doesn't even want many bags.
They don't even like it.
You're being, don't listen to the hype.
Do what brings you joy, Candy Corn, CEO.
Have yourself a harvest mix.
Tommy Candy Corn.
Ah.
That's the CEO it is.
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Oh, wow.
Do you remember that guy that used to do the regurgit to the great regurgitator or whatever he was?
Oh, no, I was going to say, I just remember the Steve-O-get-it-it-it-it-old.
He was on Star Search a lot. He was like, and then he would, like, swallow.
Remember he would do that movie?
He would go, nobody remembers that.
Oh, no, you just did that?
He would over-exaggerate the, it just did.
He would do it with like a billiard ball and stuff.
Oh, no.
Remember that guy?
Yeah.
A pool ball?
Yeah, it was crazy.
And then he would vomit it up.
He might have been called, like, the great regurgitator or something.
He died from doing that, right?
Now we need to do a little deep dive
Because I just threw that out in the universe
Again
Don't ask me where Wyoming is on a map
But I could remember the Great Regurgitator
Star Search maybe
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He's alive, 62.
What's his name?
Stevie Star.
That's right.
Stevie Star!
Yep.
Dude.
He is, uh...
Yes, he actually does swallow various objects like live fish, coins, billiard balls.
It's extremely physical acolyse on immense muscle control to force the stomach to contract and push the contents back up on command of skills.
Star developed in childhood.
He had no...
That's not a skill.
He had no...
A.k.a. he didn't have many friends.
Or none.
What's about to do is extremely dangerous
and should not be attended at home.
If you do, it may cause serious injury or even death.
Stevie Star, the great regurgitator.
Why both these guys' heads look like this?
They're British.
Why do they look like that?
That's how they grow them over there.
Oh, me.
Well, here I am again.
Swallow.
Let's begin.
I have here one light bulb.
He's doing a light bulb now.
Oh.
We're going to put the light ball down and return him.
What if you break it?
That's the risk.
And now he's like flexing his belly.
Oh, I do that.
He's doing the trouble shuffle or the trouble chuffle.
And now he comes to back up to this guy.
Thank you, Stevie Star, you all disgusting.
The great rigor detainter.
That's not really like a talent.
And how do you discover it?
And he said he's discovered it as a kid?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't want to know.
Because if it was just like, oh, I swallowed a coin, so I had to throw it up.
Then like, oh, yep, that makes sense.
No, not him.
I have absolutely swallowed nickels and small things like that on accident when I was a kid.
Well, your kid, you got some of my choking hazards.
I don't think I ever said.
I mean, I did electrocute myself a lot or shock myself rather.
Right.
I die.
Years of practice and fine-tuning, I guess.
I guess.
And at what point of you're like, hey, I was able to swallow that coin and bring it right back up.
Let's try a light ball.
Let's try a billiard ball.
A fish.
Or a fish.
Why wouldn't your stomach acid kill the fish?
That's why I'm wondering.
I feel like it probably, unless you, like, get it out real quick and, like, rinse it off,
I bet it does.
Or after a little bit, you know what I mean?
Maybe when he regurgitates the fish and it comes back up, it dies pretty quickly.
Or you just rinse it in the water or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, Necky Nugs is right.
I bet you five bucks you can't swallow that billiard ball and then he does it.
He's like, whoa.
There you go.
Because you got to figure there's a few things that didn't come back up.
Does have to.
I have to have been.
There are some failed experiments where he had to poop out a light ball, but probably a couple times.
Yes.
No, or a fish.
Or a billiard ball.
He had to pass a billiard ball through his intestines at some point.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I don't think you could.
You couldn't.
It wouldn't go through your...
I don't think it would.
You're right.
You don't go through your pipes.
You'd have to get surgery.
Next time I go in for a colonoscopy, I'm going to swallow a billiard ball.
A little surprise for the doctor when he's back there.
Be like, I swallowed something six days ago.
That is yet to pass.
As I'm passing out from that sweet, sweet propofall, I'm going to go,
eight ball corner pie.
The spookacular stroll is back open tonight.
over at Long Branch Park in Liverpool
All the sections are so fun for the fam
The kids will have a great time
And if you're like a
Like you know
Oh, I'm too old, I'm 19
I don't want to sneak in the car with your family
And go for all the dogs
Go for all the dogs
Go for all the dogs are going to be there
Yeah
Trust
Like you can put on the whole show that you're too cool
For the Spook tag
I'm a teen
I'm a teen
No obviously I'll go
I mean it's gonna suck
But I'll go
Whatever I mean
and then have a good time.
And then it's awesome.
And then it's awesome, dude.
Every Thursday through Sunday this October,
dress the kids up, enjoy food trucks, fall treats.
And of course, dog owing tonight.
Thursdays, we bring the dogs.
Have a good time.
Get some dags.
Have a good dog time.
And mission is by the car load.
So load up the minivan.
Go to spooktacklers show.com.
Who's there tonight?
Jilly dogs.
Just Poppin.
Dark Hollow.
Witches brew.
Antonio's food truck.
Wow.
It's packed today.
I like it.
What's?
Oh, no.
popping as the guy that he had.
He was like the old school
popcorn.
Popcorn. Popcorn.
Pock got here.
Candy, pop.
I've got here.
Popcorn.
Influencers are annoying.
Unless you're talking about Cody and I.
We're the only non-annoying influencers.
I like some of the ones we have around here.
Oh, I like Sabercuse.
I don't.
As I say, they don't bother me the way that some do.
No, they don't.
Although I don't like some.
of the ones that just blatantly rip off
like a Dave Portnoy.
Like there's a couple, I've seen several that are
like pizza reviews. Like you can't do
pizza reviews. Now, somebody already owns pizza reviews. You can't
do pizza reviews. You can do pizza reviews
inside of all the other foods you try it, but to
just do... You got to have an original idea.
Pizza reviews? Yeah, it's very unoriginal.
Um, well, this is
stupid. And I don't
understand it. There's a trend
where people are taking carved
pumpkins to Starbucks and having
them fill the pumpkin. Come on.
Don't do that.
Don't do that to people.
Don't do that to people.
That's not fair for the Starbucks worker.
Like, why would anybody want to work at Starbucks anymore?
Like, everybody's going in there, like, put Charlie Kirk on my coffee.
And then if you don't, you film them so they get fired.
Like, why would I want to work at a Starbucks?
I was going to say, were you going to hand him a pumpkin and then still make them write that dude's name on it?
I know.
It's like, what?
Like, these people are just trying to work.
Leave them alone.
And I don't think you can legally do that for, like, sanitary reasons.
Yeah, I don't.
Like maybe you can buy the drink in the cup and then when you get home or back to your car,
pour it in the pumpkin.
Yeah, you want to be that guy, then go ahead.
But, yeah, I was going to say maybe because Starbucks isn't doing so while with closing down everywhere,
then probably they are just being like, yeah, fine, bring us a pumpkin.
I'll put a goddamn cappuccino in it.
And trust me, I got no sympathy.
I got no sympathy for Starbucks, the company.
They closed a lot of local coffee shops.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
Pissing me off.
I feel bad for the employees who are just trying to do their job.
Stop messing with employees.
Y'all can put the drinks in like my own cup, right?
Yeah.
I have a pumpkin.
Can you put it in my pumpkin?
That is so cute.
Do you know how many ounces that is?
Let's just do it tall.
Alrighty.
So tall.
Ice pumpkin's my latte.
That'll be all.
They filled my pumpkin.
How cute.
Okay.
We got to do a taste test.
Yum.
I bought yesterday.
I like to go to those little tiny little farm stands.
Saw one.
They didn't have much left.
I bought three.
little pumpkins for a buck.
I should cut one open and drink something out of it on cocoa puffs.
Yes, you should.
I mean, make a thing out of it, but I should definitely do that.
I'll do the Starbucks challenge.
Special Halloween edition.
Yep, I'll drink something out of my pumpkin.
What are you going to put in it, though?
I don't know.
I can't really do.
I'm not going to drink at all, so I could do coffee, but I don't want to be up on the
inside of a pumpkin.
Apple signer.
That's the, that's the drink there.
Then I'll warm up the pumpkin in the microwave.
Ooh, warm pumpkin guts and cider.
My fingers are just squishing.
Just little rotting soft pumpkin with drinking it.
That's a note for later Cody because later Cody ain't going to remember that.
Now Cody likes that idea.
Right?
Now I like, no, I'm all about it.
Well, because I started thinking once the lady said, well, how big is it?
Maybe it was like what I have.
Oh.
Oh, forget the drink.
Can you smoke out of one?
I could probably make a other thing out of it, but I, I mean, I'm sure.
Put the thing in there.
Take one of your stems.
I'd have the carb there, stem there, good there.
They're good.
Yeah, we're doing that.
Howard Dogen's on.
We're doing that.
Bring him in, come in here.
Get it.
You'll get right on the air with us, Howard Dogen.
You're an old radio pro.
Where am I?
The owner of your service.
Howard Dogen is in that building.
What's new, Howard?
What's new?
We got season 32, baby.
Wow.
That's old.
You guys are old.
It's old.
It's old.
We've been there since season one.
You were what?
You were in diapers since season one, right?
No, season one.
He still was.
He still was.
Season one, I would have been 13 years old.
My old man got tickets that season, and he's had him every season since.
He's one of the brightest guys around.
He's one of the smartest guys.
So what do we do for season 32?
What's new for this season?
We've got to win a cup, man.
That's what we even do.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, off to a great start, right?
We go to Hershey.
We sweep the tough team.
the Bears.
Tough team.
And, no, we're, we're excited about the team.
Tell me some of the players that are on now.
I know we've lost a couple from last season.
Now we got some new ones coming up.
Yeah, you know, it's always, you know, we had a great group over the last couple
years.
But, you know, at this level, it's always time, you know, unless you've had success winning
championships, it's always time to tweak it a bit, right?
And you're bringing young kids in.
But, you know, you got some guys coming back, like your Steve Santini's.
you know, who's our new captain, Dylan Duke,
and we bring him back Boris Kachuk, who has been with us,
spent a lot of time in the NHL,
you know, our goalie's back, Halvison,
but a lot of young talent coming in,
Dominic James, right out of college,
who's coming out, Jacob Peltier,
who played a lot with Calgary Flames and with Philadelphia Flyers.
Wow.
You know, we've got a great young defenseman who,
French Canadian kid
Dazus, who ironically
played last year
in the Swedish Elite League.
And I was in, I was in
Sweden
and
in the town he was playing it.
Whoa.
And this was before he was signed.
And a friend of mine,
Willie Lindstrom, who played
with Gretzky in the NHL
and went to Stanley Cups,
went to the game with him.
And he said,
I said, well, anybody I should
be looking at. He said, you got to look at this kid, indeed.
So, watched him, thought he was the best defenseman on the ice,
mentioned it to the guys in Tampa. They were kind of coy about it.
And two months later, they signed it. Is that something you get to do a lot of?
You don't scout much, do you? No, I happen to be there and I had the recommendation from
a guy who not only played the NHO, Wally, but scouted for years for the Carolina organization.
and then went to a game in January,
and I'm sorry, in September, just there,
and was in a suite with a bunch of people
who were big fans, and they said,
man, you took our best player.
Wow, yeah.
And we really miss him.
And not only was he our best player,
but he was the best defenseman in the league,
their opinion.
So, you know, not to put too much high hopes on a player
because you come to the National League,
National League, but, you know, that was, I think, a real good get.
And, you know, you got, you know, some other guys that are stepping up, like, you know,
Declan Carlisle, now more of a veteran guy, you know, Roman Schmidt, you know, Scott Sabrin,
who gave it to Aaron Eggblad pretty good.
He got to spend of four games.
But, you know, look, you reap what you sow, right?
And, you know, I think, you know, I didn't mind that at all, you know, the way Florida was, you know,
taking liberties without players
and it's time to teach him a lesson
and we're not going to allow that
but you know, got a guy like Sabrin
who's a veteran, tough guy
in this league, but who can play the game.
Yeah. And he's already got a goal
this season. Great.
I met him yesterday. Great high character
and it's funny because
even prior to meeting him, I spoke to one of
our former coaches, Gary Agnew.
And this was at a time where
I know we were talking about
hopefully signing him.
And I saw that Gary had coached him, bidding junior.
So I said, Gary, what kind of kid?
He said, you're going to love this kid.
Like, he's everything.
You won the player.
Fans will love him.
The teammates are going to love him.
And he's tough.
Like, he's heavyweight tough.
So between him and the 6'5 Roman Schmidt,
who's now feeling that this is what he needs to do,
you know, we're a team that's got physicality.
We're fast.
We play hard.
And to me, we've got the best coach in the league in Joe Bouchard.
And I think that's so critical at this level to have coaching.
Absolutely.
At a high level, yeah.
We got Howard Dolgan in here, the owner of your Syracuse Crunch.
Let's talk fan experience.
Home opener this Saturday.
What are they going to see this season in the arena for everybody?
Well, the arena's been upgraded.
Yeah.
And the new seating, but what's really spectacular,
and you guys would probably appreciate it more than anyone because of your backgrounds
is the new sound system.
Oh, cool.
Spent the seven figures on it.
Wow.
And the first time I heard it, it totally changes the sound in the building.
Oh, that'll be cool.
It's mind-blowing.
Good, good.
It really is.
I mean, long overdue.
Long overdue, for sure.
But when fans walk in the building tonight and the music starts playing,
and even the communication, the announcements, you'll be able to hear.
Oh, that's great.
But it's riveting.
It's really riveting.
So that's great.
I mean, we've got, you know, a year-long promotions, you know.
We've got a great opening night video.
Okay.
And I think it's from a perspective of, you know, we're going into year 32, man.
That's a long time.
And we've had some really memorable players.
Absolutely.
Come through the market.
And the video is going to kind of pay tribute to that.
You know, in the past, we've had a lot of videos showing a lot of fights.
You know, people love that.
But here it's going to be more of...
seeing those faces when they played here.
And now some of them are 31 years older.
Yeah.
And, you know, you see them like...
They probably got kids playing.
You'll see a picture of Racko Goudis when he first came to town with no beard.
Wow.
Right?
And now everyone sees him all these years.
And that's one of the things.
And, you know, we're going to celebrate...
We're going to have a...
During the season, a Second Hall of Fame induction.
Okay.
With an unbelievable class.
got three of our captains of all center icemen, Zena Konopka, who is, you know, a legendary
you know, Mike Angelides.
Yeah, Alagia.
Everyone else is that.
Remember Mike.
And most recent captain, Dumi.
Yeah.
Cool.
And then our first ever GM, and the reason we have a team here, George McPhee.
Yeah.
And George, with the assistant GM with Vancouver, believed that this market could be a market
for hockey.
Yeah.
Came here.
I remember going to,
took him to a restaurant.
I'm trying to remember
it was an Italian place
and had fresh bread.
And we were,
we were courting George
at the time.
Yeah.
You know, the market.
Yeah.
You're bringing someone to Syracuse
in January, February.
It's tough sell.
Yeah.
So if somebody said,
well, take him to this restaurant.
We took him to an Italian place.
And bread was warm and fresh.
And George said, you know,
I remember growing up and eating
and having that fresh bread.
And you remember little things like that,
that connected.
Yeah.
And, you know, George believed in it.
Then George went on to become the GM of the Washington Capitals 16 years.
And then the first GM of the Vegas Golden Knights and won a Stanley Cup within six years.
So he's the other person being inducted.
And we'll be here.
Yeah, that's awesome.
So they're all excited.
That's in February.
And, you know, a lot of different promotions, a lot of specialty jerseys we're going to be wearing.
Love those.
Albertian nights this year.
I see you're wearing a shirt from two years ago
I have to upgrade
The merch this year is
I see we got a new sweater over here
That's awesome
Look at that
New tithe off nice
That's awesome
But this stuff is unbelievable
Yeah that's a cool shirt
So come down
You take a look
You pick up what you want
And fans have a chance
Because you got to start wearing out stuff
I've got a jersey at home
That I got to put on
You've got a model good looks
Thank you
And finally someone acknowledges
I'm attracted to I am
I'd hire you to walk the runway, man.
Thank you.
Put that mask on that way.
You don't have to see us.
Put the right over there.
I've got more muscles than Crunchman.
It's true.
A lot of people don't know.
He doesn't need to suit.
You don't listen.
You were handsome guy.
Thank you.
Howard Dogan, the owner of your Syracuse Crunch, always appreciate you making time.
If you want to go to the Crunch Home Opener, I've got tickets.
Look this guy.
Text Crunch to 315, 365, 364.
Run.
109.
Of course, you can just go to the Syracuse Crunch website.
I get tickets for any game, get some season tickets, get all the tickets right there.
And you could be in a new seat, too.
New seating.
Yeah, I can't you check those out.
New sound.
They don't make it to check those out every year.
Here's the one last thing.
This blew me away.
The Slapshot Lounge downstairs has been totally renovated.
Tell me about that.
Where is that downstairs?
I bet on the upstairs one, but I haven't been downstairs.
One is your old serve club.
Yep.
The Slapshot Lounge downstairs where you can get a pregame
Meal.
Yeah.
And then we do our postgame show there every now and then with Lucas.
It was mind-blowing when I walked down there.
I thought I was walking into a high-end restaurant club.
Oh, nice.
What they've done from the flooring to the couches and the tables and the lighting.
Oh, cool.
And the lighting.
And that's open to anybody?
It's open.
You have a ticket, go down before a game.
Wow.
They've got a different menu every night.
Oh, hell yeah.
It's reasonably priced.
It is beyond what they've done.
Like, I'll, you know, listen, man, I tell it like it is.
I'll be critical.
Yeah, sure.
It is kudos to the people who are in a building.
That's awesome.
It is mind-blowing that you go there one time, you're going to go there for every game.
I love a little pre-game spot.
Yeah, that's the best.
Alcohol, food, and atmosphere.
Yeah.
And those are the three.
That's all I ask for.
Right.
It's all I ask for.
When you're tailgating.
Yeah.
That's a plush.
Those are three A's for you, but food, we've got to come over with another one.
Alcohol, atmosphere.
And probably a thing I can't do inside the building, Howard,
and that's going to be smoke something a little bit before the game.
But that doesn't begin with an A's, though.
I was trying to think.
I was trying to think.
Howard, on behalf of us, everybody texting in,
thank you for 32 years of hockey in Syracuse.
We love the crunch.
We love the part of the community that you are.
And, of course, the show you guys put on.
Inside that arena is always great.
I appreciate you guys and hopefully this is the year that the people get what they deserve here.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Howard Dog and the owner, your Syracuse Crunch.
Did not plan on seeing a whole man's ass today.
Yeah.
But.
Gentlemen walking by the studio with his whole fanny out.
But, but, but.
You and I haven't wound each other in a while.
I haven't pressed ham on you in a while.
I didn't show you my butt.
When did it? Oh, I showed Scott my butt.
I haven't showed you my butt in a long time.
I showed Scott my butt.
It's all consensual HR.
There's no HR anymore.
And again, I haven't taken sexual harassment training in like five years.
Got him.
No, I haven't mooned you in a while.
But this gentleman, this was not a consensual butt cheek because sweatpants were hanging real low.
And coincidentally, that is a show throwback.
That's one of the old cowboys.
Oh, it is?
Well, all right, well, he's out there and he's doing his thing.
We also have a giant pink stuffed animal outside the studio today
that someone may or may not have climbed in like a taunton.
We don't know what's going on.
A homeless lady may be inside there.
The activity is a very active day outside the old Syracuse studio today.
If you want it, though, I mean...
I wouldn't touch that.
Oh, God.
For $100,000, I'm not taking that home.
Who knows what that thing has been through.
I still watch this.
But wouldn't it take place like now?
is away in the future.
Oh, I don't know.
Because wasn't George Jetson, like, born?
Like, he's my age.
Yeah.
When was the Jetson supposed to take place?
Take place 2062.
So we're getting there, dude.
We're only 40 years away from what after that.
George Jetson was born July 31st, 2002.
So right now, George Jetson's three years old.
He did a little baby.
He did a little baby.
He did a little baby.
He was a little baby.
Him's just a baby.
We bring this up because Jim Carrey is in talks to Star in a live action Jetsons movie?
You're using that term loosely.
Star in a Jetsons movie.
What's going to be the premise, man?
Live action version has been in various stages of development.
The Hollywood Reporter started, they've been working on this for my whole life, it sounds like.
Probably.
Back in 2003, somebody was going to do it.
Then 2017, ABC ordered a pilot.
It's because it's not, these movies when they do these,
like you need to have a premise.
You can't make up a story for these that doesn't...
They'll just have 10 GPT, write a script.
That doesn't happen.
Because a lot of these, you watch these movies or whatever,
and then that has nothing to do with stuff that would happen in the show.
You know what I mean?
They'd be like, why are they solving a crime?
That doesn't happen.
on the Jetsons.
You know what I mean?
Stuff like that.
We're like,
why are they doing this?
Because there's no real plot
that, you know,
can come from a thing.
We throw a couple things at you.
Like the Jetsons.
Look at the Flintstone movies.
You don't like the Flintstone movies?
They're okay, but you know what I mean?
Like when you're just trying to come up with any premise for them?
No, I, I do, but it's like.
Because I'm with you.
I don't know what the story would be.
Because like another Jim Carrey feature,
the Sonic movie was like,
Sonic is in our world.
Yeah.
And I could, all right, I could hang with that.
But what are the Jetsons going to do?
Are they going to be in our world?
You're going to have a, or you're going to have a space.
You're going to do a whole space set.
You're going to spend water world money on a Jetsons movie to build a space set?
For a Jetson's movie.
For a Jetsons movie.
With Jim Carrey in it.
I don't see a big budget for that.
No.
And you're just assuming Danny DeVito's available to play Mr. Spacely?
Oh, there'd be no better at casting.
That's it.
That'd be your Mr. Space League.
If this one happens, it's supposed to be directed by that guy who did Jurassic World Dominion.
All right.
The director.
So, well, and that's BS then.
All of this rumors, because if that guy's doing it, Chris Pratt's clearly going to be George Jetson, not Jim Carrey.
That's how they do things.
The directors that work with the same damn people.
This stupid...
If we put him in another movie, I can't handle it.
And he won't even be George Jetson.
He'll have his, I almost swore, his BS beard, and he'll just be Chris Pratt.
I'm Chris Pratt. He won't do a voice.
I'm George Jetson.
Hey, I'm me, Mario.
Hi.
Or, hi, it's a me, Mario.
It took a couple years, but he got me around to the Chris Pratt hate you guys.
It took a couple years.
He's trash.
And he just, he does suck.
I'm not a fan anymore.
I can't even really enjoy Parks and Rec because he annoys me so much now.
I can, then you can see when he becomes famous, though, in Parks and Rec.
Because he gets shamed.
He gets in shape.
He gets in shape.
He kind of stops having the super scraggly beard.
He somehow combs his hair.
He's not as stupid.
He's just more kind of like aloof with his actions.
Oh, it's awful.
Yeah.
Because again, when you act, you have to kind of become that character.
That's why a lot of actors are really good.
And method actors are really good.
Chris Pratt just does Chris Pratt.
I'm Star Lord.
Same with The Rock.
The Rock is always just the Rock.
No, the other Rock is.
He's never anything else.
No, no, that's why, at least with John Cena, he actually does the character and he'll try to be...
What we need to do is take a movie that's going to be ridiculous like the Jetsons.
Yeah.
But then cast George Jetson, Daniel Day Lewis is George Jetson.
Just the most serious.
Like, he gets the most method over being George Jetson.
I will only be in a space vehicle.
You only can address him as George Jetson.
He's only George.
He never.
leaves never gets out of character.
He's always George Jetson. So he's got that giant dog
with him? Yep.
It's not his.
Somehow he invents a flying car and he's flying
I've invented it. Not for use of the film.
I drink your milkshake.
315, 365, 164, 1009.
Would you go see a Jetson's movie?
Coco Puffs tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch
presented by East Coast Emeralds,
Joe's buds, and sweetgrass.
And a little tiny pumpkin.
From a farm stand.
He may smoke or drink out of. We'll see.
I have three of them. I can do both.
We'll see what happens tonight.
It's worth tuning in is what I'm saying, people.
I bought them just because the guy was there.
So when I got out.
At the farm stand?
Yeah, and he didn't have, I didn't realize they didn't have like a lot of the big ones left.
Any?
None.
He had a ton of like yellowish.
Like the color?
No, like pumpkins.
Oh, okay.
And the white ones.
But I didn't want those.
So I didn't want to like, oh well, thanks, bye.
So I just bought the three little ones for a dollar.
So I don't have any use for them, so I absolutely can use one as a water pipe.
Use one for drinking something out of, and then another.
And then the third one you put your wiener in.
Zippy says,
Too late!
Zippy wants us to do the Crunch Rochester game for our gaming stream.
I'm not in the hockey mode yet, Zippy.
We will.
We'll play hockey games, but we'll do Thursday night football.
Who is it tonight?
Steelers bangles.
You're making a face. Is that good or bad?
No, it might be.
fun because it's Madden
but it's you know
Aaron Rogers versus either Jake Browning
or Joe Flacco if they've updated the roster
heads on the Steelers tails
I'm the Bengals can I be neither
the Bengals
Ah oh I'm Aaron Rogers
So we'll play that next
Speaking of Sports did you see
America Pope clap back at
When somebody yelling at him
So he's from Chicago
Yeah
And someone yelled go Cubs at him
Oh no
He's a white Sox fan
No, no, yeah.
He yells out they lost.
He said it in Italian first and then he says they lost.
Yeah.
Man, they did.
White socks, man.
White socks, man, they've been.
Not good.
For a few years.
But I like when they're good.
Big hurt.
They had Bo Jackson for a while.
Yeah.
All right.
So other side of this, we'll get into your football game.
Is it at Bengals?
Is it at Steelers?
I think it's in Cincinnati.
So we'll do your Gamey Dream.
Gamey Dream.
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you are buying from flying and buying and trying.
You're trying.
With Ryan.
Let's get into some gaming stream.
My ear,
okay.
I do my nose and my ear hair, I think.
It's getting a little fuzzy out there.
My nose I try to do when I do my under my chin stuff.
When I try to do this, I try to then take it.
Under my chin.
Radio World, you're going to get the 90s at 9.
We're going to kick it off a little radio head.
Tom York.
It bows his name with.
for H. And then you're going to get a hot Thursday night.
Oh.
I don't know what it's going to be.
Quarterback showdown.
I saw somebody call the Ben Gable or the icy hot bowl because it's Joe Flacco and Aaron
Rogers, a combined 80 years old.
Combined age of 120 years old.
157 years old.
So we'll play Steelers of Bengals for your gaming stream.
Tonight's Thursday night football game.
Radio World, you get radio head.
Okay.
Wish I was getting radio.
