The Show - REBOOT!

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

No recaps on Fridays and tomorrow is The KROCKATHON Reboot!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Dumbums! 24-hour...

away from the big shoes. Sweetgrass can't rock about reboots tomorrow. I'm going to go. I have a dentist appointment, but you guys have fun. It's my annual cleaning. I can't get out of it. I rescheduled too many times. I understand.

I might be able to get you out of that. Looks like our drowning pool, meat and greets are all filled up, but we got a couple more to dump off this morning, bright and early. Dump. Ahoy, hoi, everybody. How are we doing? Oh, okay. Fun, Kalka Pops last night.

Yeah. Interesting one. What will have the wrestling work out? I didn't watch the match. What did you do? Uh-oh, what? Hulk Hogan won. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. Like unplanned? What, what man did you do? I did a 20-man Royal Rumble on the assumption that that'd be done quick, and I was going to do a home-run derby because I downloaded the trial of MLB so you can play for three hours, whatever. and it took forever. And before I knew it, it came down to Hulk Hogan and Yoko Zuna.

Were you Yoko Zuna? No, I was Hulk Hogan. And I was about to be, I was almost eliminated a couple times. What a, I guess kind of what a perfect ending, you know? But what I'm going to do now is unlock Hollywood, Hulk Hogan. That way when he comes out, he can, he'll be a bad guy. Gotcha. Gotcha.

Get it. I like it. We are, of course, live hanging with you this morning, getting ready for the Big Sweetgrass K Rockadon reboot tomorrow. We will be live on the air 9 a.m. tomorrow, 9 a.m. kicking things off. We've got interviews all morning. Yep.

We give you the interview schedule here for those you driving in tomorrow. Oh, yeah, we do have that. Tell everybody all the things. You can hear. It'll be us first. Yep. We go live at 9. We'll talk to School of Rock at 955.

We'll get Kevin from Candlebox on a little after 10. We'll get drowning pool in to talk to us at 10.30 and then set it off, joins us at 1050 on the air tomorrow. I was doing a lot of research last night. Look at me. I prepared all my questions for tomorrow. Look at you. Yeah, I got a lot of stuff playing for tomorrow. We're all ready to rock and or roll.

You're going to talk to, well, talk. You're going to talk. You're going to talk. talk to Max from Set It Off about his wrestling career because he's very much into that. He has a funny story that you guys can talk about. This is more your wheelhouse. But I guess when he was a kid,

he was at an event, and Jeff Hardy threw his boot to him or something, and he still has Jeff Hardy's boot. Oh, that's wicked funny. It was an old interview I watched him, so. Neat. That's cool. But it's also funny because Max, who's the drummer,

set it off been a band for a long-ass time. I was watching interviews from 10 years ago. Oh, wow. They've been a band for a long time. I didn't know that. But he was very skinny, and now he's very bulked up. So I want to be like, dude, you trained to be a wrestler, man. So we'll get into a lot of stuff.

Let me see. I don't know what his name is, though. I don't know what his ring name is. It should just be a max with two axes. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he is a bigger dude. He's a big dude. Like, if you look at photos or videos him from 10 years ago, he's very thin.

He must have bulked up to be a real. Rassler, so we'll talk to that. A lot to go on tomorrow. Guys, you know how to find us. Look at us. Big music event happening. All right, we're going to have to unmute it when it comes on. I want to hear what they have to say.

I want to hear about the big music event. If they can, how, if they can manage to dance around. Listen, they gave Ted and Amy a whole segment last week. We expect our K Rockathon segment as well. Hey, good morning. This is K. Rock. You even know anything about that band? Nervr?

No, I've never heard of them. Why? So you tell me that. your favorite. People on the internet are weird, man. That's one of the crazier people. I don't know. People are coming after me lately. I don't know why people want to argue so much.

I think it's just, it's hot and it's summer and they're just, they've got to say stuff on the internet. They've got to, I don't know, even if it's just to somebody they've never met and they don't know. Yeah, but people have parisocial relationships with us. Like, they know us through this. Yes. I might not know them.

No. but when they you know I posted a meme on my K. Rock Josh thing, not even a meme. I just saw a photo of Ozzy Osbourne holding a bag of cocaine in his teeth and I was like... It was a cool picture. And I made a joke because all the rock stars we meet now. Yes. They're all about

the gym and no sugar and carbs. Yes. Not in a bad way, but Brent from Shinedown was apologetic and so apologetic because he had to take a shower after he worked out before the show. Yeah. Meanwhile Ozzy Osbourne called that his breakfast, a bag of cocaine. So,

Right. I'm just saying the rock stars are different. It was just a funny picture. So then somebody's like, because nerds like you ruin music. And I was like, my favorite artist is Kurt Cobain. And I don't believe he was the biggest of health nuts. So it was right here. Rock and roll, ain't been rock and roll in a while.

People like you were deaf the reason. Nerds. L-O-L. And then like you said, you said the thing about Kurt, whatever, you know, he wasn't sipping on smoothies. No. And this guy is so stupid that his response was like, like, ha, he's your favorite and you don't even know that he did a bunch of heroin, all the other,

and to which it's like, that's exactly what he was implying. He was full of heroin. You see people like that and you can't argue because you know they're too stupid to argue with. And if you ever read any books about Kurt Cobain, he was the least healthy human being you may have ever read about. He never brushed his teeth. He believed that eating an apple was equal to brushing your teeth. so he would just eat an apple in the morning and consider that. He never bathed.

When Dave Grohl lived with him, Dave Grohl had to sleep on a couch next to an unkempt turtle tank. Then the turtle would bounce into the glass wall and keep Dave Grohl up all night. The only reason Kurt would eat or showers because his girlfriend Tracy would make him, like he was not. No. He was the opposite of everything. You don't even know.

And then I tried making a joke too because I posted, Yesterday was the anniversary of Limbiscuit at Woodstock 99, so I posted a little breakstuff video. Yep. And a couple people were like, back with K Rockathon was good. So I would go, yeah, well, this was my favorite K Rockathon. So then I made a post that was like, no, this is not footage from it, because people were saying it. I go, no, this was not footage from a K Rockathon. It was footage from a small show in Rome.

I believe there were a couple documentaries made about it. That's a joke. You can tell that's a joke, right, that I called it a small show. show in Rome? As soon as you said it's from a small that I was always going to tell a joke. Yes. Yes. This is from a small show in Rome. Ha, ha ha. Tongue cheek. No. Like 20 comments. Small show. You idiot. Oh, you mora. Wow. Wow. Just trying to. It's just trying to have fun, gang. No. It's trying to have fun. Ah, well, tomorrow is the big day. This week, grass. K rockathon, reboot. I'm, I'm, I'm so excited. I'm really pop.

up, man. This is the best. Beautiful day ahead of us tomorrow. Start drinking your water now. Get yourself loaded up. I got right here. I'm trying to turn to turn it. It's the best day of the year.

It's always been like my favorite day of the summer going back before I worked here. Yeah. I mean, there was a time before I was a young man. When you were a young boy before you worked here. And we would get there at, you know, literally 7 a.m. Yeah, we'll be there early tomorrow. No, I mean, like. Oh, as a fan.

The partiers. That's what I mean. 10 a.m. tomorrow they open up. Because this is the way to do this. What? It was so fun back then to get there and tailgate and have a bunch of fun. Yeah. And get in and see every single band and like enjoy yourself.

And I can't wait tomorrow to have similar experiences. Yeah. Obviously, a big loss yesterday. Musician Chuck Mangione passing away. You didn't even get to do the King of the Hill. He didn't get to see the King of the Hill reboot. I would imagine he'd be in that, right? I don't understand.

That's the only reason I know him. We'll make a joke. We'll talk about Hogan in a second. Oh, no, I'm fine talking this. Chuck Mangione, I guess, was from Rochester. I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know that. What was the time?

Why was it so big on King of the Hill? Why was he like always their reference on King of the Hill? I don't know. He's the only one. That's the only reason that I knew who he was. I found out that he died from a King of the Hill subreddit. Oh, really? Where they're like, rest in peace, Chuck Mangione.

And then it was like a bunch of Rochester articles were like Rochester musician, Chuck Mangione passes away. And I didn't know he was somewhat local. But he was always a reference inside King of the Hill. I don't know why they loved him so much. It must have been like a Mike Judge. A little joke, like find a random trumpet player from the 70s. I can't find anything why, just that he was a random reoccurring role and that he enjoyed doing it. Yeah.

Cool. Oh, he really did it? He really voiced his own character? Yeah, that's him. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Well, he didn't get a chance. You're right to be a part of the new episodes.

That's just weird. Chuck Mangione. 84? It's a good run. It's a good run for Chuck. And for a lot of these people lately where it is sad. Mm-hmm. But Ozzy was, what, 76?

Yeah. Chuck was 84. Malcolm and Jamal Warner was young. Oh, well, that was tragic. Yeah, yeah. That was tragic. But, Hogan was 71.

That's young for for people who don't do steroids and drugs and abuse of their bodies. Yeah. Yeah. You would hope that like, you know, 71 is pretty young. If you take somewhat reasonable care of. I would love to see 71. And have, you know, I don't even know.

That guy had 50 surgeries, 60 surgeries, 70 surgeries. So I'm sure that takes a toll. I don't even understand medical science where Rick Flair is still alive. Like, that one doesn't make sense. He, I. Not as like a, he's next. I thought he was next for sure. It was an article two days ago, like,

Rick Flair, uh, cancer free now after blah, blah, blah. It's like he's on, he's unstoppable. He keeps, like he'll have that kilosmy bag or whatever. Unstopable. He's almost dying. He's in a coma. And he's just like liver replaced. And he's still out there just pounding booze.

Yeah. He, that one blows my mind. The, uh, those weird stories of him allegedly. like pooping himself all over, like all over Miami bars. Like you've heard that. Yeah, they kick him out. It's like a well-known thing that it's saying allegedly because I don't want to get sued because I'm sure that's not the most fun rumor to have spread about you. But I've seen people post that allegedly.

He's a million years old and he's had things to help him poop and pee and stuff. And I don't know. It's just reckless. He's being extremely reckless. It's funny because I'll, I'll occasionally see like very old people riding bikes. Does that make sense? Yes.

But like they're doing it like they're in like the Tour de France. Like out in Beaville, there's older wealthy people who ride bikes. There's a lot of them. I don't know why. I see them. They ride bikes. And I'm always looking at that person and I go, you are working so hard to be the same age as Rick Flair

who is doing the opposite of everything you're doing. Right. and is still alive. Yeah. You're out there riding bikes. You're probably eating healthier, watching everything you eat. Yep. Rick Flair gets up and just drinks vodka all day.

Yep. And you're boasted alive. It's crazy. No, it's nuts. It's crazy. But, you know, they, I don't know why. TMZ. Yeah.

And that weird guy interviewed him yesterday. Who, Rick Flair? Like right after. All right. In the video, he's like emotionally, like, just, just wrecked by. I didn't realize he liked Hogan so much. Well, I think that it's probably also, you know, my peers are all dying.

Yes. Like, Rick Flair has seen how many guys go now. And he's also got just big, nasty, huge gash. It's like, he just blades his forehead for years and years. No, no, this was, this is like, no, I'm not saying like a blade gash. I'm talking like. Oh, it's because of his cancer. It's from that.

They removed the melanoma or whatever was on his skin. Yeah. And he's just out with it. out and exposed, hanging out. Like, Jesus, bro. He's drunk with open wounds, and he is the same age as the most athletic Beaville bike riders I see going around Radisson. How old is he?

He's got to be older than Hogan. I bet he's 75, right? Let me see. Mid-70s. Yeah, 76. Yeah, 76. And he still thinks he can do another. He does.

He does. He does. That just goes to show you. Anything, nothing is predictable. You know? You can live like Rick Flair and make it to 76. You can be the healthiest person on earth and, you know, get swept in some undertow. You never know.

Yeah. But yeah, Hogan passing away at 71 cardiac arrest. Yeah. It's extremely sad to see the character. Yeah, you had the good take last night on Koko Puffs. It's, you know, I recognize that the Hulk Hogan character was iconic. Yes. I owned his wrestling buddy.

I remember those pops he'd have coming out at those big WrestleMania's. Yep, he wasn't my favorite growing up, but I'm sure that was a very big reason that I watched wrestling. Absolutely. I'll give credit where credits do. The person, Terry Belaya, is not a good person. I don't care for him.

Nope, that's what sucks. Over the last, however many years, he did nothing to make it. So once he was done wrestling, us to like the person, Terry Belaya. And my wife was asking me last night. She was like, did he get like really weird in the end of his life and I go, I go, nah, he was always kind of a scumbag.

Like he busted up unions back when Jesse Ventura was trying to unionize the wrestlers. He's never been a great guy. He just got more ramped up here towards the end after he was very much in it for himself. There's a lot of that WCW stuff. Like there's the infamous Vince Rousseau, him, Jeff Jarrett thing where Jeff Jarrett comes out and just lays down for him.

If you've ever seen that? No, I didn't see that. Where it's this whole thing where, you know, Hogan didn't want to put people over ever. And so Jeff Jarrett and Rousseau, Vince Rousseau, Vince Rousseau told Jared, just go out and lay down for him. So he wants the main event of a pay-per-view.

So Jeff Jarrett went out, just laid there. And Hogan did the thing, and then that was it. Vince Rousseau came out to end the pay-per-view and did a shoot promo where it's real. And just was like, Hogan didn't want to do this. You'll never see that piece of trash again. It's nuts. And it was a lot of real stuff. And then after that, it just spiraled.

Yeah. just spiraled. Obviously we're not going to, but people are like, oh, you're going to play tribute or whatever? I don't know. You want us to play something? Josh sent, you know what I mean?

That thing that I was like, I can send you the clips of, want us to bleep it out? Because, yeah, sure. Him dropping the N-word a bunch of times. That's what, you know what I mean? That's what, you know, we all saw at the end where it's like, that's not the whole.

Yeah, it's, it's start. Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant. That's separate. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a movie character. Like Johnny Depp is the, you know, the Pirate of the Caribbean guy. He did that.

He's not actually a pirate. He did the Bubba the Love Spunch thing, where then he sues Gawker and he makes all that money. And then he just keeps doubling down on the racial stuff. And then Nick has that car accident where, like, it was just a weird stretch, you know. But I can recognize and appreciate what he did for wrestling. Yes. wrestling and it's

wrestlers have has taught me a lot in the last like 20 years of separating the character from the person yeah the person it's it's shine the light on that

and many of things because it's made me have to you know because like we've said it before we've said it before Ultimate Warrior amazing Jim Hellwig not yep not great

yep I have Ultimate Warrior merchandise yeah and sometimes I'm like but I hear you, dude. The character, great. The character, yeah, Jim Hellwig, the person who played the ultimate warrior,

you know, it wouldn't spit on him. I'm starting to see it. I think we're starting to see a little bit of that with Undertaker, too. It's like, Undertaker is an iconic, legendary character. Mark Calloway is starting to get a little outside of this.

Yeah, you're seeing a lot of guys just kind of... They're just old white guys. That's the end of the day, wrestlers are just old white guys. Yeah. We're going to say old white guy stuff. So I don't know. Just hopefully, you know.

Yeah, 71. Everybody's just cool. I guess people were trying to say he was in a coma. There was stuff like a week ago or something that I don't know that was happening. And everyone was like, oh, it's fake or no it's not. And then like the above of the Lug sponge came out and said something or he's like, I would know. And it's all the, it was very weird. But then I saw a photo of him.

He was at like one of his real American beer signings like six days ago. So I don't think he was. Oh, so see. He might not have been in a coma. I don't know. it was all hush-hush. Very weird. But his family, his, not, I guess his current wife obviously talks to him, but, like, I had

heard that his family doesn't even really, didn't really speak to him anymore. Like, Linda clearly did not speak to him, but I don't think the kids did anymore. I honestly don't know. I don't know the backstory. I mean, the last I saw was that crazy Linda thing. What crazy he was. Remember, we watched a little bit of it here where she was doing that weird, like, little rant about him still and how she, he ruined everything.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. I vaguely remember that. Yeah. It was like her weird close up of her face. Yeah. They don't really know how to shoot photos or videos.

So I'll just remember the childhood guy in the yellow, you know, boots and that vision. I'll remember that. Because I watched it a little bit. Because I know the, I had a, I thought maybe the WWE wouldn't do anything. But then I saw it acknowledge it a little bit. So they might end up doing a bunch of stuff. Who knows? But I was watching a little bit of it.

it wasn't that hard to separate. Yeah. Or I could be like, just remember that it's all that. Same with Vincent McMahon. Vincent McMahon is a person sucks, but I can recognize what he did for the industry.

Made it what it is now, you know? Yep. Happy K Rockathon Eve. Oh. Don't forget to put out your suntan lotion and your pre-rolls tonight. Yep. Yep. So Santa K. Rockathon can come and visit you and leave your tickets.

Make sure you leave out a thing of, oh, balls, I had the name of it, and then I forgot it in my head. What is it? The things that the kids are drinking these days, that they're probably drinking out in the parking lot. The big thing of jug of juice that they, we used to just call it like jungle juice, but now it's, you know what I mean? They're just very dangerous. They sell them now.

This giant milk cartons. Yeah, it's full of booze. Fight milk. Yep, leave one of that out. Leave a bottle of fight milk out. Yep. Bag of Doritos. I got sent this photo a bunch yesterday, and I felt like it was a joke, but I guess it's not a joke.

Did you see this photo of Charles Entertainment Cheese being arrested at a Chucky Cheese? Why would you do that? Why would you not just be like... I don't know. Like there's kids there still. Yeah. It was down to Tallahassee. Yeah, we've got to have you come outside.

For those of you just listening, the photo is Chucky Cheese in handcuffs being walked out of a Chucky Cheese while the kids watch. I mean, what the heck? Yeah. I was trying to find info on it. I guess the guy in the costume, and I'll say allegedly, was Jermel Jones. He was booked for theft of a credit card. So you can't make it take that off in the back? Be like, hey, man.

You're like, no, we're going to lead you out in the handcuffs. Hey, man, we got to put the cuffs. You, like, take the gloves off. I would say, I'm not a cop. I don't know what protocol is. But, like, isn't that more dangerous for the officers to have a guy still in gloves and a mask? Well, just, that's stupid. You're to do that there when you can take them into the back and take that off.

So you're going to what? You're clearly going to walk them off front or into the parking lot and take that off. Yeah, they did. There's a video that shows them like taking the head off in the parking lot. So what are you doing? So do it inside in the back. So you're not at least traumatizing a bunch of kids. Poor Charles Entertainment cheese, Cody.

Yeah, I mean, they said they wanted to revamp it. They're making it more harder. They're making it hardcore. If they can verify it's him, sister. says, yeah, how did they verify it was him with the head on? Are you Jermel Jones? No, I'm Charles Entertainment Cheese. That's the thing.

The warrant wasn't for that guy. It was for Charles Entertainment Cheese. Oh, Chuckie Cheese. Just the guy inside is Jermel Jones. I didn't do this. Yeah, the war is actually for Charles Entertainment Cheese. So if Jermel, who's being a ledger credit card fraud, he didn't do it.

Stole the credit card while in that costume, he did it. As a character. I mean, come on guys. Too much on me. Let's just, let's just figure out who did this and we'll punish him. We're all trying to figure out who did this. Take out his fanning, spank his butt balls are back. We went to Chuck E. Cheese today and Chuck got arrested.

Right? The kids are going to be asking questions, I can guarantee that. Yeah. They're going to talk about that for a while. Mm-hmm. Happy K. Rockazani. Day. Tomorrow is the big day. Gotta leave out one flavor of each of your jello shots.

Oh, okay, yep. Leave those out for, I don't want to, what is it? Like, reboot Claus, Santa, like, what would I call it? Like, Santa Claus comes on Christmas Eve. Who would arrive on Caracathon Eve? Craig from Boy Hits Car? Mm, Craig from Boy Hits Car. Well, yes, that's a good one.

His bare feet walk into your house. That's how you know he was there. You see his bare feet prints and you can smell his patchuli and his linen pants. Uh-huh. Okay. All right. He would be a good representative of a... Or let me think.

Can it be the... Kay Rockadile? How did you know what I was going to say that? Because I have your same brain. Yes. Can we... The Kay Rockerdial arrives overnight. Oh, I want to bring back that Kay Rocketiles so bad.

The rumor is that the late great Mimi Griswold destroyed it. Yes. Because she hated it so much. No, I pretty sure she actually really. did. But I would have loved the K. Rockadile. Yeah, I think she was being dead serious when she said she's throwing the garb. Yeah.

I would have worn the K. Rockadile. He had like a cool outfit and like a hat on. That's how you know he was a safe gator. We should bring back some kind of K. Rockadale. We should be able. Yeah, we should get... Even though it's not a costume. Like, got a T-shirt or something, you know? Yeah, just design a logo for the K. Rockadile.

Oh, Sativa Claus. I like that one. Good one. Your mom comes on K. K. R.ogatheon Eve Jarvis says in her channel. All right? Okay. Mark McGrath is over and I got him. He was just here. He was. I saw all you ladies getting real hot and bothered for him.

He still looks great. Still looks fantastic. Guys, it all kicks off tomorrow. But listen to me. Listen to the words in my mouth hole. Buy your tickets today. Yeah, come on. They go up a lot tomorrow.

Don't wait till tomorrow. Open your phone right now. Yeah. If you don't know your plans 24 hours from now, you are living a life that is just too happy. You're living on the edge. You're living on the edge. You guys are wild. So here's what you do.

You open your phone right now. You go to K Rockathon.com. Click buy tickets. 40 bucks. And then like the fees are like five or six bucks because that's what ticket things do. Yes. So 40 bucks get you an all day rock show. Set it off.

Alien ant farm, drowning pool, candlebox, nothing more. Kicking it off at 1230 with a kid from School of Rock. Excited to see those guys perform. Again, yes. For the last time, I need as many of you as I can in there. I can't. I just would like to crowd surf for them. I think that would be a.

would like to, yeah. A fun thing to do for these kids, because that's, this is a crazy opportunity for them. They played at Chase to Syracuse, but no, screw that. Oh, they did? I didn't see them there.

It was a, well, I saw on a thing. If they did, if they didn't, then I just saw it on the paper. I didn't get to watch really any of musical acts, but this is a, it's a big deal. A rock show. Let's get thousands of people in there for them.

Yes. Toilip paper in our chat says, I've been waiting at this Napa for three hours. What's going on? Oh. Toilet, you. You're better off just going on your phone. K Rockathon.com.

K.rockathon.com. We actually put them at select Kauffman's locations. Oh, different Kaufman's locations. A couple of 2002 AmeriQ Credit Union locations. I'm excited about it. Do you have your outfit picked out?

Do you have an outfit you're going to wear it tomorrow? Oh, I should probably do that. No, because I'm still waiting to see, I want, I'm going to wear a tank top again of whatever, you know, like what we did last year. Like what I wore last night. Okay. It was boss lady had that made for me before we went on stage.

That way I could show it off. Show it off, yep. So I'm going to ask for the same treatment. Set it off 130. Alien ant farm, 3 o'clock. Drowning pool, 430. Candlebox 6 o'clock, nothing more, closes it out at 7.45. You're walking out the gates before 9 o'clock.

You are home at a reasonable hour, which is very important. We have added double the amount of picnic tables. So you have lots of places to sit. Yeah. Huge. shade tents because it's going to be mid-80s, high 80s tomorrow. If you need to get out of the sun, you go and do that. Yes.

Monster Energy chill zone on location. You want to run through your beverage options? We can do that too. There's... Ashley Lynn Wine Flushies, easy, squeezy lemonade, punched drinks, and punched oversized otter pops. Get punched. Plus all of the amazing food items that will also have beverages, I'm sure,

at their boosts. I'm so excited for those. Fair deli food truck, pizza cutters, broncados, Boom Boom, Boom, Mex, Max, Mex, Mutcher Boys, Wildcat, Rocky's Pub, and the Redneck Ruben food truck, dude. What do you think Boom Boo Mx Max Max is going to have? Tacos? I don't know.

I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I've been having a hanker in for some Mexican food, so. Floating. Can I buy tickets at 530? You can buy tickets up to the event tomorrow. I think it's midnight. They go to day off prices.

But don't, don't. I get it. Maybe you don't get paid to five. Fine. Well, okay. Yeah, but don't be the dick that says you tried to get them at 12. one. Yeah,

don't do that to us. Don't make us. I want to sell a lot of tickets today. I want to load it up. I want to save you guys some money. So when you get inside the gates, you can spend monies. And just because a little side note,

because I have a feeling these are going to be some of the best cookies you've ever had. As soon as you walk in the gate, our boy Liglili is going to have from handmade treats or something. There's a little side something. But first 200 people to go over there and see an antony.

You could have a cookie. And did you see you can win a 42 inch TV? Yeah, I saw that. I'm going to try to do that. Not to be a jerk. I'm going to try to win. Sorry, guys. I'm going to win it, though.

You guys know how I feel about free TVs. I'm going to scan the QR code. I'm not an employee of Ligwilly. No purchase necessary. Just get over there and register to win. I don't work for you, Anthony. I mean, I will. Get over there and see the crew out there.

All of our great vendors. Those cookies are good. She sells them at the farmer's market. Fuzz says, all right. All right. Well, I said yesterday in our Facebook post that we're able to keep tickets $40. Thanks to our amazing sponsors. Monster Energy, sweetgrass, legwilly construction,

Brosh plumbing, DG plumbing, and mechanical, William George, agency, and so many more. Go to Kragazon.com for the full list of sponsors. Is that the one that turd chaser? Brash plumbing, those are my boys. The official turd chaser. K. Rockazahn reboot. I love that.

Oh, yeah, bud. Well, New Zealand's got a problem. Yeah, they're not America. His name is Leonardo DePinchey. A 14-month-old cat that just keeps stealing things from people's houses. DePinchey. Leonardo DePinchey. He's been stealing underpants more exclusively.

My man. My man. He's bringing them back to me, and then I'm selling them. We're doing a whole thing. He has stolen over 150 items in the past nine months. Leo is the cat's name. They've nicknamed him Leonardo. DePinche because he's a thief.

Yelp. Steels underwear, socks, jerseys, stuffed toys, and various sports gear. That's hilarious. Either brings them back to his house or just kinds that leaves them around the neighborhood. They're using local social media to kind of retrieve his findings.

Like somebody lost a stuffed snake and they're like, does anybody? That's him. Did Leonardo DePinche take? Yeah, we found him. It's right over here. I also does that. I had to start putting my clothes on the back

of the toilet in the morning, like to get ready. Uh-huh. Because she would just, wherever they were, if she could reach them, she would just, just pull them down and just walk away with it. Or I'd, like, bring it and just lay it up on the bed and lay on my, like I'd get out of the shower and I'd go to where my clothes were and they'd be on the bed and she'd be kind of on. I'm just staring at me.

Yeah. Now it's just socks. Just to mess with you? You leave socks. They're hers. Yep. She will take them and hide them. I agree, Brianna.

Brianna says it's exactly one of my cats. I'm constantly picking up stuffed animals because my cat. because my cats will nab them and bring them downstairs. That's what Freddie our dog does. He has like his bin of toys. Yeah. And if I pick them up, he won't tolerate that. He likes to have them spread around.

Oh, really? So he'll grab one and put it over on the floor, grab another one, put it out in another part of the house. Ah, that's funny. He just likes to have them around. Oh, see, Elsa's, well, I also will toss them all about because, you know, over the course of a day, like a toddler, she'll pull out a lot of them.

Yeah. But she doesn't mind when I put them back in her little spot. Didn't Jughead used to put them back where he wanted them? Oh, if you did. Don't touch his stuff. If you touched his stuff, he would find wherever you just were, walk over to whatever you were just did, pick up whatever you just did and bring it back to where it just was, look at you and then walk back to wherever he was.

See, like let you know he's bothered by what you just did. Don't touch that. Don't touch that. Oh, I'm sorry, is that your bone? Get out of here. That's my. Congratulations to whoever hit the lotto down there in the valley. 17 million bucks at a liquor store, man.

Yeah. That's going to change some lives. I hope that whoever won is a, A, contacting a lawyer, and then finding a financial professional. We should contact a lawyer. So that they don't spend it on, you know, stupid things or give it to people. Just be smart with that money because that could be generational wealth right there. That's great. I love to see different, you know, areas winning.

Yeah. Usually it seems like it's always like. It's always like Florida or California. Oh, I was just saying like here. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like out in clay. It's like, ah, no. I figure 17 million, you'll probably get the lump sum,

maybe like close to 10 mil. You get to keep half of that. You got $5 million. And if you get someone like a Lee Baldwin to help handle your money, you could live on that. Yeah. Five million, you don't got to even work a job anymore. Don't start giving her away to friends and family.

That's the thing. Yeah, you start. Well, let me help this. I just got to get my feet under me. Everybody's going to want you to start, backing their business. I know I got this great idea. It's a barbershop that also sells sports memorabilia.

All right. Just don't get suckered. Wait a minute. It was at the liquor store in the valley. I don't know the names of the liquor store. I have no idea. P word. But check your numbers.

I don't think they've come forward yet. The P word. It's like a P. name. I don't know it. Pay now. That's where smoothie grew up down in that way. He was like, yeah, someone.

Someone's going to be getting rich down there. Yep. By the way, we are done with our meet and greets and tickets. I'm saving a couple for smoothie. Yep. He's got one, two, three, four left on our sheet for this afternoon. Holy sheet. You can stop blowing me up and start listening to him later on today

for your chance to win those final meet and greets. Plus, and don't worry, like I said, if you're inside the show tomorrow, we're going to be giving out more meet and greets inside the show. And unbeknownst to him, guys, you might, I'm not saying you will, but you might have a chance to win tickets. If you relentlessly call him up during his show. He'd like that. You just kind of call him and just as soon as he answers,

you just got to give your best loud sax moan. Oh, is that what he's doing? He's doing the loud saxophone. Okay. Guys, especially guys. He likes that. When you want you to call up. He likes that.

Leave him messages on his personal cell phone number if you know that one as well. Yes. Speaking of the Lotto and Man in Ohio, over slept, missed work, and decided to stop at this drive-thru near his town for an energy drink. Uh? Bought a scratch-off, one $50,000. So it doesn't sound like he was missing work at all there, Josh. Good one.

And now, with weather, we go to Dave. Um, no. Well, it looks like we got clouds out here today as right on the weather deck. He did the thing that I've never done. He bought the $30 scratch-off. Oh, bro. I don't know how people party at that level. The biggest testicles.

I don't party at that level. Those are the biggest of testicles. What's the most expensive scratcher you've ever bought? Well, I like to do this thing when we have like little holidays. I like to get, you know, me and Mom and Chris like scratchers. Yep. So every like couple hours, we, we all, scratcher time. Same.

And then we all got to do some scratchers. And I like to every, so often, like, because I make mom do the, like, I'll get like a $10 one. Yeah, same, same. There's the big one. Yeah. Or, you know, the $5, like those. But, man.

My wife loves Scratchers. So they're very special treats. We don't buy them unless it's like a holiday or a birthday. Yeah. So for like her birthday, I'll get a lot of the $1. Yep. Yeah. And then you throw in a couple fives, but like you,

then you have like the big $10 one for the finale. I love Scratchers. I love Scratchers. I was going to say, I don't even have to guess. I know for a fact that I'm going to have. You have some on you right now? I was going to say I absolutely have at least a winner because I like to do the winners and then I keep it going. This one might only be a dollar.

It's just a dollar, but still. Neek and our chat says my aunt and uncle bought a $30 scratcher and won a million dollars. I'm not falling for whatever this campaign is where you're trying to convince me to buy a $30 scratch off. It's not happening. No, I want to all the time because I see them, but I don't because I also scratch it. I would get them every time I go to a gas station if I could. same. I love them. I was, you know, my grandbrother was a gambling addict, so she raised

me doing scratch-offs from, like, the babyest of babies. I was doing scratch-offs and pull-tabs. I like to gamble. Makes my heart rates. Yeah. But I don't like losing money. See, because the other side of gambling is not winning. Yeah. And that happens a lot. Almost all of the time. Yeah, that doesn't bother me as much.

So then when I do get my wife, that stack of expensive, like I spent 30 bucks on scratchers. And none of them. And none of them hit. That I'm mad for a while. No, I get it. But then, that doesn't make you do the Opposite? What? Well, now the next one I get is going to be awesome.

No. I'm proud of that part of my brain. My brain might love alcohol a lot, but it can fight the gambling addict that's in there. See, I'm like, well, now the next one. Where I'm like, no, I'm not buying anymore. I've never even seen a pole tab. You haven't? No.

I love them. I don't understand what I've seen videos of people doing them. You might not have been in those circles. Maybe it was in a Swiga County thing. Like, we'd get them at clam bakes. Yeah, no, I've never even seen one. Like, you'd go to the Vonley Fire Department. And, uh...

What is it? So, it's exactly what it sounds like. It's a little piece of cardboard. And then it has like five little strips on, at least the ones that I used to do. Yeah. And if you pull the strip, it'll say like three bells equals this. Or it's like a slot machine with the pull test. I'm just going to say it's like a one-time slot machine.

Yeah. And if you, if it hits and you bring it back up, like bingo had them, the VFW would have them. Okay. Field days, like the Vonney Fire Department field days would have them. Gotcha. I don't know what they are. I don't know if it was, it's still illegal gambling, right? It seems like a cheaper lotto ticket, like a cheaper version of a scratch-off.

Like they made those, that seems way cheaper to make than the scratch-off ones. But I'm saying, like, I'm not trying to get anybody in trouble here, but you're still running, that's still gambling. Yeah, I thought it was, is it not through? Does it, like. Is it because it's a fundraiser or something? It's allowed? Oh, I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying.

Like, I couldn't just open up a stand where you give me $10 and maybe you win. Yeah. Like games of chance are not legal. Hmm. That give you money. Cardboard crack. Oh, I love, dude, I love them. It's kind of a raffle with a set amount of winners in a pack.

Okay, Katie, I see. Maybe that's the loophole then. There's a Legion somewhere that still has them in a little dispenser. Yeah, dude. They're saying that you can still get them at Turning Stone. At Bingo. But that means, turning stone's a casino. Obviously, you can gamble at a casino.

Someone get me a pull tab. Dude, they're really fun. I'm under a pull tab right now. It's like you're doing a scratcher, but they happen really fast. Okay. And it's like I would try to savor them. Like, again, my grandmother was in a gambling addict.

So she would have 20 bingo cards in front of her. And she never enjoyed, she never enjoyed the process. So if she got a pull tab, she did this thing where she put her thumb on one side, pulled all five at once. Boom, done. And I'm like, nanny, slow down. Same with the scratch off. She figured out, they changed it, but she figured out, like, you could just look for the letters.

There used to be an old guy at Price Shopper. They would do exactly that. They wouldn't even scratch it. You would just scratch it to see it like it's spelled out a number to go lost. Yep. And I'm like, Danny. Yep. There was a code at the bottom and he would scratch it and go, nope.

And after a while, because he'd be like, go ahead. You can take him scratch him if you want. They're not winners. Because there's people all see it the nice and easy who will get it from the machine. Just scratch the barcode, scan the barcode and it says winner a loser. Yeah. You didn't even enjoy the game. I at least enjoy the game.

No, that's the whole fun of it. I want to save her. Yeah. I want to take my time. So with the pull tabs, when my grandmother would just do all five at once and rip it. Five of a one, just a little Italian lady going through five. I would be like, it's not a win. One?

Yeah. No. Yeah. Two, I would really savor it. I've always done it. I've savored the, I like to savor a scratch-off, the crossword one. Oh, yeah, those take forever. Is that your favorite scratch-off?

What is my favorite scratch-off? Great question. I do like loose change because it's only a dollar. and I can do that fast math. Man, what is my favorite? It might be lose change. Lose change? Yeah, what's yours?

Lucky seven. Is that where you gotta get seven in a row? Yep. Yep. How much is that one, a dollar? It's just a dollar. Yeah. Sometimes you'll see one where they're like two, but now.

Yeah, meow likes lucky sevens. The bingo ones are fun. Those take a while. I like the ones that take a little bit because it's like you said, you can savor it more. You can savor it. The problem is if you've got that little taste of OCD in the back your head like you and I both do, you keep convincing yourself that you missed one. you're like, hold on a second.

Did I miss it? Yeah, I go back. Well, that's why. Take it two, three hours. That's why even the ones I sometimes lose, I'll least bring them. Yeah. Because they have the trash can right there. So you just scan it real quick.

Yeah, always, always. Give it a quick scan. That's not just an OCD thing, right? You all are scanning even your losers because you read it wrong. You just got to make sure that, you know, because, yeah, I'm an idiot. I can't read. So boom, done. Because I bring in every single, they don't go in the trash.

No, let the computer tell me I'm a loser. The computer needs to tell me if I'm a loser or a winner, and then I'll be on with my day. Because I'm not going to tell myself I'm a loser. No. I just keep being like, nah, you're such a winner. I think it's because you like to hold on to hope. You're like, all right, this looks like it lost, but there's still a chance.

But wait a minute. And there is an app you can do it on now. Yes. There is an app. I know, well, maybe you could correct me on this. What's up? I don't know if Tammy Two Hips would be my getaway driver, but I feel like Deb would be your getaway driver. You don't think so?

No, she is old lady driver. Oh, but like, yeah, yeah. Maybe not getaway driver then, but would Deb help you commit a crime? Depending on the crime. I don't think Tammy Two Hips would let me do any crime with her. Not depending on the crime. She'd be annoying about it, but she'd help me. She'd be like Cody.

She'd be reprimating. Yeah, okay. See, this is what happens. Because this is a guy who did a robbery? I blame your father while she's helping me. I don't know. This is a guy who did a robbery and his mom was his getaway driver? And I'm like, all right, well,

first of all, how would I approach old Tammy Tam-Tam with this? I would say, listen, Ma, I'm a little short on cash. First of all, I'd have to pitch it like it's going to benefit her grandbabies. Not me.

She wouldn't want to help me. I'd be like, listen, the kids need school clothes, mom. I got to. Josh! Josh! And if it was money, she'd be like, well, then we'll just give you money. So it can't be money. No, just a hypothetical situation.

She's not going to let me help. She's not going to let me hide a box. She ain't going down for murder. I don't know if that might. I don't know. I don't know. It depends. Our parents would do probably some weird stuff for us.

Our mothers love us, but they do have boundaries. Bob's not doing anything. My stepfather's not doing a thing to help me. Yeah. But Tammy would, maybe. I don't know. I don't know what kind of level crime Tam Tam would help. But let's go back to Florida.

I'll say stepdad's are different, though. What? see where you said I was to say it's either one way or the other You said Bob would Gosh, uh-uh I think Chris would

Not me I did that body Yeah He might let me use his truck Yeah Yeah Chris seems like he'd be down For that

Where we're going with it Bob isn't a rule follower To the T Yeah He would If I told you that I sped On the way It was how gosh

Well that's how you end up with That's good Who's your license See what happens Do you want points On your license And a ticket Good

Okay, go right ahead, Josh. We're not helping you pay for that. I go right ahead. But box car is right. Italian mothers will definitely help their babies. If my grandma, the Pultab nanny from the last segment, see, see. My nanny would, I mean, she'd bury a body for me.

Italian grandmothers will do anything. It's kind of a weird thing because it's for the men in their life, they do anything. Like, they will do anything. If I was like, Nandy, I need to hide this body. Okay. Okay. Okay.

We bury. So this man was in Florida. He robbed an arcade. Mom was outside as the getaway driver. Nice. It's kind of scary. Like, I would be scared working at an arcade slot machines. Just like going to casino.

So we come in here and put money in the slot machines. And we try to win big. Put $20 in. And sometimes I can turn into $100 or $500. You look confused, Cody. Let me ask you why. Why? What?

Wait. What are you? What confuses you about that? Because you're right to be confused. I thought they... Hmm. Did I miss something? No.

They're doing casino in? Yeah, that's a woman just openly admitting that that's an illegal casino back there that is pretending to be an arcade, but they actually are running illegal games back there. Yeah, I was just going to say that. Yeah, let's play that again for those of you that caught what she said. It's kind of scary. Like, I would be scared working at an arcade, a slot machines. just like going to casino.

So we come in here and put money in the slot machines and we try to win big, put $20 in, and sometimes I can turn into $100 or $500. Yeah. She's just telling the news about the illegal casino inside the arcade. Just illegal casino. I'm just doing a little illegal casino in.

Wow. You gotta love it. She didn't even flinch. But I don't even think she realizes what she is done. I don't think she is either. Nope. She doesn't realize what she's done. That's a patron, speaking of the robbery.

Jose Baez-Swarres entered the arcade with a gun and fled with cash because, yeah, he probably knew they were running illegal gambling in there. Yeah. He was going to go get something. Oh. Oh. I want to do some swindling. Wow.

And then just the woman out front. I like to go in there and play. I'd be nervous myself working at an arcade. That's actually a casino. Oh, nothing played. Sorry, Utica listeners. The mic was off. I'll play it for you guys now. It's kind of scary.

I would be scared working at an arcade slot machines. Just like going to casino. So we come in here and put money in the slot machines. And we try to win big. Put $20 in. And sometimes I can turn into 100 or 500. Yeah. Here's the owner of that illegal arcade watching that interview.

What are you doing? All right. Ben Sutter has a weird, chronic, very rare disease. where he can't eat food. He was diagnosed, and by the time he was 20, he could only eat three foods, potatoes, rice, and corn. What? That sounds awful.

Here he is talking about it, I guess. I can't eat food. I got a feeding to when I was three years old and had it all the way until I turned 18. In high school, I transitioned to drinking the juice boxes of the formula full-time. You sort of realize how much society is built around food, birthday parties and every event.

I used to be allergic to milk, eggs, we eat peanuts, sewing, red dye. With two pics, they said, you're good to try all meat, all fruits, and all vegetables. I haven't even built the habit of sitting down eating food. I haven't built the habit of preparing food. I don't know how to cook. Yes, I can't eat food, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy life.

I guess if you've never had food, you don't miss it. That's got to be so weird, though. But if maybe he doesn't know, because he says, like, as a teenager, you just kind of ate and drank, like, formula packets. Yeah, you just don't. deal with it, I guess. But that's just such a weird

thing to have, you know what I mean, just... No. Like if you don't know the difference, I guess it doesn't matter, but to only eat potatoes, rice and corn. He tried to eat a taco here for the first time. Oh, no. They made him one out of, like, these, the various combinations.

My first time I've ever trying a taco. It's got some ground beef with taco seasoning. Oh, he puts a beef on it. And just a hard show. Oh. I'm presuming that's the taco. Taco seasoning, but oh my gosh. And that was just kind of hot on my tongue, even though it was the mild.

This almost felt like it crawled up and like stabbing the back of the throat. It's not bad. I might do it again without the seasoning. Because he's not, I would like tacos a lot more than too spicy. Yeah. He's not going to know spice. No, and too many textures. Yeah.

Wow. That sucks, man. That's crazy. He has a medically formulated drink called Neo-Kate Splash that comes in juice boxes that he's able to drink. Rare diseases are weird, man. sucks for this guy. Yeah, that's awful, man. Before we get into your 90s and 9 and play a little golf,

I got to try to figure out what this scam is, because a surgeon in the UK is facing fraud charges for removing his own legs. And I don't understand the scam here. He removed his legs, and then he put in an insurance claim for $700,000. How How does he do

How does I don't know My brain's not comprehending the How do you remove your own legs? Neil Hopper A Vascular Wow I just got that dude

Not until I read his name out loud Did I know that'd be funny? Neil Hopper is his name Faces Fraud charges after allegedly having his own legs removed below the knee to claim nearly $700,000 in insurance money. Hopper, who carried out

numerous amputations, claimed the injuries were due to septus, or sepsis, and not self-inflicted. How did he, how did he perform your own surgery, though? Maybe like a local anesthetic on your legs? You numb the ish out of it? I'd rather have my legs than $700,000, I think.

Both? Can I cut off one for $700? Would you? You cut off your one. You cut off the right leg for $700,000. He's also accused of encouraging others to remove body parts. No.

With evidence suggesting his involvement with a website promoting such actions. Bad advice. Hopper. What's, oh, what's the website? I don't know, but this is a thing. Like you, Like to do that and then you can like...

No, there's people that have like amputee. Like, I don't want to say fetish, but I'm sure there is. Oh, no, yeah, there's. There's people who have like something where they're like, I want to remove my limbs. I saw it on the TLC once. Oh, no, I don't know, man. What is the website?

Before removing his legs, he told the BBC, it's given him a new perspective on life. Yeah, he's seen things... Yeah, it's about a foot and a half shorter. Hey, yeah. I do a lot of amputations, and the one thing that keeps me going around to my mind was to use power tools. The thought of power tools being used on me was icky.

Yeah. So how did he do it then? I got to know more. I need a Netflix doc on this guy because I got to know what. Yeah, I want to see some foot, not a footage of like you doing it, but like you, like, talk to me. I want to understand the scam. I want to understand. why you wanted to cut your own legs off, man?

I don't know. 700 grand, though. 700 grand for one leg. I get it. I get you would. Bon of the clown texting in. Happy 10 years at Mike 1. Josh,

best thing that ever could have happened to the show. We appreciate you, bud. Thanks for the decade of laughs. Keep it going. I'd like to. I would like to do this as long as... Is it really my 10 year? It's technically a 10 year.

Yeah. This was my 10 year anniversary back in 2022. being here at K Rock. I did two years on Cody's side, and then I jumped over here. So there you go. Boom. Tomorrow's the day, guys. Everybody shut up.

Go to Krockathon.com. You buy your tickets on your phone. They're on your phone. You don't got to go anywhere and you just saved a bunch of money, okay? Kroakathon.com. Start drinking. Hydrate. Liquids now.

Trust me. No one of you are passing out tomorrow. It's going to be the best thing you could possibly do for yourself. I don't like water. either. And I'm going to go so hard on the liquids today. He is. Listen to him over there. He's pounding him over there. You got to. It's just going to, it's only going to benefit you tomorrow. Nobody's passing out. We're having a great day tomorrow. Yep. Over at the fairgrounds, Chevy Court, classic outdoor all day, rock fest with moshing, with crown serving. Yeah.

Everyone be cool. You're going to have a good time. We can break a couple of the rules that you can't do over at the amp. We can do it at Chevy court, move around and have our fun with each other. Yeah, we can mosh. But be irresponsible. All right? Crowdsurf your guys is ass is off. Lots of seed. Lots of shade. Lots of shade.

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