The Show - RECESS

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

We gotta get in the business of semi-robotic wolves. These kids ain’t getting enough recess nowadays! Comedian Ali Saddiq is coming to del Lago & calls in to talk prison, kids, robes & more. Plus, it’s hazardous to listen to this podcast in public places & so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. So on. Right now?

It is right now. We got some reports of damage from the storm yesterday. I didn't know how any damage come through. Oh, man, that was crazy. It was gnarly not too bad for me. It looks like it was worse for you. South of, south of me was worse. I can just see it coming in.

I took Elsa for a walk and it was fine. And then I waited a little bit and I was like, you can kind of see it way off in the distance. Yeah. And I was like, all right, let's. One more time. Who knows when this is stopping and you're not going to want to go out if it thunders at all. Yeah.

So we went out and got right to where the end of our little driveway is, where the dumpsters are. And it was already here. Yeah. And you can hear a crack of thunder. And it was like, what? It hit real hard. Just happened. No damage for me up in Oswego County that I'm seeing.

But all the reports on TV are like down wires, down trees, some hell. Crazy. I didn't have that at least. It was real heavy wind and rain. for a bit, but luckily not. Donkey got tornado warnings up in Pulaski. I saw that. Wow.

That the Tug Hill Plateau had tornado warnings and stuff. Buffalo has some tornado warnings come through. I saw that. Sandy Pond, Sarah says, lasted 45 minutes. The rain at one point was so hard you could not see. Yeah, that was the... That one's all right. That was stressful because my family,

because obviously there's never any food in this. house, why is there no food in this house? I'm so hungry, there's no food in this house. Why is there no food in this house? And I said, you are basically starving them, but, you know, so I, so the benefit, I had to get ready for whiskey Wednesday. So I was like, all right, all this can drive wife and youngest, go get McDonald's. I'll put the order in on my phone. There you go. And the second they leave, it starts to downpour. I'm like, great. Now my teenagers out driving in this. They go home safe. That's a good, that's a good quick meeting. any lesson though because that's not a

gotta driving at some point and it's not a terrible like windy highway drive you know what I mean it's a lot of straight stuff so it's driving around Fulton it's a nice little you know Digital and chat says who sent the normal Midwest storm to the Northeast is that what you guys are getting out in the Midwest that that's like a normal kind of tornado dark cloud storm coming through

yeah that was that was weird it was nasty I don't know if I was going to lose power for the show but we did we get to know whiskey Wednesday last night Did it a little hang. I thought it was. It flickered once. Mm-hmm. I didn't do anything.

Yeah. We get it. Was that a cold front or a warm front? What is today going to be? 52 high? All right. It was, I could tell it was going to thunderstorm

because it was legitimately hot. When I got home. In these underpants? Yes. But like we walked for, the first walk we did was shorts and T-shirt. Yeah. It did get warm yesterday.

It got to be like, The sun was out. Humid and everything. It was like, oh, man. And then by the time we got back into the house from the first walk, it was already colder. Showgirl Jennifer on the text line says driving the school bus yesterday drove around the storm. We never hit it, but we could see it. Oh, good idea.

Yeah, it was just like a big, I guess a band came through late last night. Like, I mean, not late. Like, you know, dinner time. Yeah, dinner time. And you saw it coming and those clouds were dark and then it ripped right through. So hopefully you got. power right now or maybe you don't hopefully you got

you got so many trees down I don't know it did come through yesterday pump's good it you pump check your pump is that it was wet yeah it was damn it is a Thursday that means tonight we got a cocoa buffs at 7 o'clock on Twitch because I saw him yesterday

I remembered one more thing on the list that we have done out of of shmik-merky-burkey a peep Remember? You did? Yeah. Because I have them in here because I've been letting him get horrid so I can give them to Deb.

Where was I for that one? I don't remember the peep one. It was the same one as the chocolate bunny. Yeah. Oh, all right. Well, look at you. You're just, you're innovative. Coco Pop's tonight at 7 o'clock presented by Joe's Bud's East Coast Emeralds and Thrive Dispensory.

Well, chat. That said somebody was hi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. I don't... I'm usually not that high by seven-ish. Usually later in the day. But yeah, okay, maybe that's the case. I don't remember the peep, though, but I do remember the bunny.

Yeah. Because it burned a whole big hole in it. Good morning, fellas. And then after I put my little ear in it. Uh-huh. So when you... Tell me there's a story about robotic monster wolves. I'm staying in here.

Not that I'm not impressed by what this looks like. I'll show you in Twitch and YouTube if you want to jump in there real quick. I just expected it to. look better. And what I mean is that. Okay. There's a Japanese manufacturer that is citing overwhelming demand for its monster wolf robots

because they work very well to deter bears from like coming into like public areas or farms and stuff. So it's like a scarecrow but they make a robotic wolf. So a bear's like roo, whoa, oh I'm out of here, bro.

Never mind, hey. Nope, nope, we're good. We're good. The company receives many orders. They make them by hand. They say we can't make them fast enough. We're having our customers wait two to three months now for a robotic monster wolf. Oh, yeah. It's about $4,000.

It is a wolf-shaped device, which features glowing red eyes, artificial fur, solar panels, sensors, and speakers. Oh, my God. That produce 50 different sounds for over half a mile to make bare, think, hey, there's a wolf over there, we should probably stay away. So wolves and bears don't get along? Or they're just, if

I don't know, maybe there's already a predator in that area, so they avoid it because maybe they know there's not as much food. Somebody's already over there? They don't want to fight them. Although, are bears scared of ducks? Because... Why? Oh, we got a robotic duck in studio. So...

You want to see this thing? Hold on. I got to give you your screen. Now I got to see it, because now I got to know what exactly a bear. And where was this? What do I want to say Russia? No, they make them in Japan, but they ship them all over the world. Oh, okay. Well, all right. Well, then, even still, just a bear somewhere in, you know, Alaska or whatever is going to be afraid of this. This thing. This thing. Oh, my God. And I'll describe it for the audio listeners.

I'm not as impressed as I thought I was going to be. But it is. I couldn't make this. But it's terrifying. I couldn't make this. But it's also, this thing costs $4,000. I bet between you if you teamed up with like oversight. Yeah, you're right. I bet you could. I bet you really could.

It's like somebody put a fake wolf. I bet it's huge. Helt on like a metal frame with like a wolf mask you'd buy at. Like Spirit Halloween. I was going to say, sorry my wolf mask is it movie quality. It's got literally. just a speaker underneath it. Like, you see that white speaker underneath it?

Yeah, it's a megaphone. And then it's just got solar panels, I guess, and you put it on post, and that scares away bears. I mean, yes, I can see how it would work. I just expected it would scare me. I don't know what I expected. More animatronic, like,

like the things you would, if you went to spirit. Yeah. And you were like, oh, I heard that you guys had that cool, uh, cool robot werewolf. Yeah.

And you went over to the section and found the animatronic. I bet it would look better than this. It would. I bet they'd be like, oh, yeah, we got one. And I'm not trying to sully your business. No. Ota Psyche or Siki. No, but for four grand.

For four grand. You got to give me a better wolf than this. You got to at least get to a better mask. Like, you've got to at least give me a better mask than this. Or, you know what? I don't know. I don't know why. But can you just put some type of feed on it?

Yeah. Like, why are you leaving the metal post sticking out? So this is going to scare bear. Like, don't get me wrong If I'm walking in the middle of the night I see this, I'm terrified Even in the middle of the day I see this I don't want to go anywhere near it

But like, is there video of it? Oh, good question. I don't know. I'll try to find some during chat Because I would like to see if like Maybe the head, does the head move? I mean, yeah, are we going to see this in five years playing a tambourine

Up at Enchated Forest With the rest of the Chuck Echise Reject guys? That would be awesome. Robot wolf I'm a robot wolf Let me see if I can find a video of it Hey make sure you stop over to our Restaurant and wolf down

Some delicious pizza Alright here's an ABC News report Sorry that I'm aggravating all your dogs right now That was it? That was it It's a scarecrow So see Oh that monkey's terrified Yeah

Look out The deer are terrified That deer doesn't seem to care at all Oh my god, oh my God, it's driving around! All right, that's a little better. You gotta get in Twitch and YouTube, because now it's driving? That's a little cooler, but I could still see some bear being like, uh-uh. What is that?

Yeah, I will take you down. What is that? Someone driving around? And it's got a flashing blue butt. Yep. Oh, let's see one of those pigs. Scares away these pigs. They're afraid of the...

Yep, they weren't. Sudden lights and noises are you. to start all the animals. Is it, yeah, but is it not so much the wolf as it is that's it? That's it. Yeah, that's, I mean,

I know that animals are just, they're not very smart, but wouldn't an animal know that a wolf doesn't hover like 10 feet above the farm? I mean, maybe not? I don't know. I don't know, it's just, yeah, it's more, I think the noise and the fact that it, it's a startling thing that is not like,

running away from them. You know what I mean? Like the way those pigs moved and such? Like we're always looking for different hustles. And I'm not sullying your business, but you just took kind of a busted wolf pelt. Some LED light you got on Amazon. It's a blanket from Coles.

You got a furry blanket from Coles. A spirit Halloween mask with glowing eyes. Here. Yeah, you've got this. Cody owns this. Here. He's got his Vera Wang. He's going to pull.

put it on in the studio. There, he's a wolf now. Do you have a wolf mask? Boom. And boom. And boom. Now we're a wolf mask. See, boom.

There you go. Run away. Run away, bores. Run away. Get out of your, get out of your bear. Yo! I mean, it's scary.

It's scary. Huh? If you have a small animal brain, this would be scary. Yeah. No, I get that. But four grand. What happened to those guys that used to do a morning show on K Rock?

Oh, they actually just hang around fields now and scare off wildlife. We're wolves now. We're wolves now. Dressed as different animals. Protect the corn. This is it. I hate that one. I ain't known getting our corn.

Get out of corn! Oh, that's a video image. What's with this ABC report of no words? I don't know. It's creepy. It's creepy. It's very creepy. Hi, everyone.

Oh, hi, George Sevenopoul of ABC News YouTube channel. I don't care about it. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Happy to be here, George. Listen. Cool. I mean, that's, um, going to open up the door for people to then just rip that off very easily.

If it wants other places catch wind. Oh, yeah. I can make that way better. And that they're backed up. If they're, they can't keep up with the orders. Selling them at four grand. Somebody else. is going to be like, oh, we can.

I mean, it's five grand. It's five. We can get you one quicker, though. But they're, they're not, maybe not as good quality. It's okay that my wolf's not movie quality. Oh, boy. Get them in. Bring your sneakers.

We will be running sprints in the halls, and we're doing Taibo. Why your kid's so tired by 12 o'clock in school? My kid has been at a basketball practice for 40 minutes already this morning as we're sitting here. All right. 5.50. Let's go. Wait, room. Let's do it. Come on.

Exert that little bit of energy. You got left. Come on now. Come on now. Good morning, everybody. Yeah, happy Thursday. Hey, by the way, hardest man,

hardest working man in the biz. Khan. He's going to be out of McGuire this Saturday. I think he's still here. I don't know if they left. I don't think he goes home. He's here late. He's here early.

He's doing weekend events. Hardest working man in the biz. Con. will be at the annual and inaugural. Go Topless Day at McGuire, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram. Anuel. Anuel. Annual.

Annual. Annual. Annual. It is their first ever go topless day over at McGuire, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Joni, Mahoney, Ram. And you can be there. 11 to 3 on Saturday. Con will be there from noon to 2. He's got five-finger death punch tickets or gods mac tickets.

No purchase necessary. plus you can show off your Jeep if you like to take the top off weather looks nice for Saturday so it'll be a good day for it head to their Facebook page to register your vehicle it secures you a dedicated parking spot

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The second one It was just a little chilly Where was that one? Same place For the car wash, yeah It was a little colder that day A little chillier that day But that first one was awesome

We had the guys from All take off all their clothes From Crunch Fitness Yeah they were handsome men That was awesome They looked way better than us But that got us so much business Yeah they were so jacked

That was great What happened to those guys? Those guys were jacked And they were just shirtless They're probably still They're still being jack somewhere you think Doing crunch fitness stuff I would imagine

This will piss off the boomers Experts say kids need more recess. I can't even think straight. I'm so angry. I'm so angry. These children are not. I don't even hams the words.

American Academy of Pediatric says that recess has been shrinking over the years. And it's worsening our children's health. They're in class all day long. I feel like I'm getting less physical activity in school. We used to go outside all the time. All the time, man. All the time. All the time.

time. Like even in class, even for just class, I remember just being like, let's go outside for class tonight. Which was deadly for me, because I couldn't even pay attention. Right. And now you're sitting outside and there's grass. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'll learn math. Sure I will. Okay. Sure I'll learn math outside where there's people and birds. Yeah. Okay. Report says breaks are essential for kids' academic success, mental, physical, social, and emotional growth. Back in my day, we got to school at 2 a.m. And we learned arithmetic. We made breakfast for the teachers.

District-wide. We dug two ditches, and we plowed the fields. And we dug the grave from our kids of our fellow kinfolk that died in the water. The children that died, we buried that day. We got scurvy on the way over on the organ. trail we buried. Recess is a great time to blow off stress and also like, you know, interact with your fellow students. I don't mean gym either.

No. Like extra. Go outside. Go outside. This is just like half an hour. Go be kids. They say, according to the latest studies, students should get at least a minimum of 20 minutes a day and multiple breaks throughout the day. Yeah, why not?

I mean, think about your life. Think about you at your job. Don't you like taking breaks? Hold on. Don't you like getting up walking around? Yes. Go out. All the time.

Smoke a little sick. All the fun. Well, you know, sometimes take a couple pulls off the ones I find and I share with the hobos. Oh, do you? Yeah. Take a little, uh, take a little pull off a heater. They'll be out there. And I'll be like, you'll get a little bit of that.

And they're like, you bitch, your brother. That is always the bummer. Like, people that smoke, they get to go outside and have their cigarettes. Sometimes I just want to like, not that I can do whatever I want here, but just like, don't you want to just lie and be like, yeah, I'm going out for a smoke. I'll be right back. I don't even lie. I just say I'm going out to smoke.

You do, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cody will literally say... I do take advantage of that. As we wrap up the show here, and he moves to his other office to edit the podcast, he goes, I'm going to go get high real quick. And then he does.

Because we can do that in our profession. He are paid to do that. And that I like to do my job. Instead, see, again, I'm a functional stoner. I am not a functional stoner. I have many times... Because Cody will do his work here. I like to do a lot of work at home.

Many times when I've tried to be high and do my work. No good. Bro, I will start doing a task and then I'll open another window on my screen and now I'm doing that task. Well, that's also why it takes me so long sometimes. I get so distracted. I go down little rabbit holes, little just little offshoots of rabbit holes. Yeah.

No. Yes. Here's a little secret. You ever driving in at 5 a.m. And you're hearing the backwash play, but it's from two days ago. It's because I got too high. Oh, they're going to. Cody ended it.

He said it to me. I was supposed to upload it. But then probably a YouTube video happened or something. That's on me. Just the other day, I was trying to, I was looking at places on, you know, Expedia or whatever places up at Old Ford. and inlet and all that. Pardon me.

And I was probably a little high because what I found myself doing after about five minutes was going on Google maps and Earth and going around the lakes that they had there. Oh my God, dude.

I wanted to see if there were any fish that were jumping in anybody. Do not. Do not open a Google map when you were high. That is my... Google Earth is my favorite thing. Biggest tip, dude, I will walk, quote unquote, walk around any town, every town.

That's just the waves thing that I like to watch. Or the wind, I got to see which way the wind is going over in China real quick. I mean, obviously. Dude, I'll be like, it almost sounds kind of sad. But I'll be like, I wonder what my parents' house looks like on Google Earth. And then I'll walk down my childhood street. No, because I'm in the neighborhood now. Because there's an Amazon Prime truck in front of my mom's house,

so you can't see the house when the Google van went by. So grumpy. Bro. My old house and Cicero, they haven't changed it in like 20 years. Up by me, they did it like three times where I am now, and every time I'm not home, so my car's not in it. Dude. I cannot be high near a Google map.

Google Earth, any of that stuff. They're fun. If I'm watching like the news, And they're, like, showing the weather. Like, we always do in here. And they show some little town that I've never heard of, like, Tyler'sville or something. I'll be like, hey, what's Tyler'sville look like? Shut out of Tyler'sville.

And then I'll go to Tyler'sville and I'll just start virtually walking around Tyler'sville for like 30 minutes. Imagine if they added a feature to VR called Walkabout mode. And I can put a VR on. Or, no, you just, yes, that would be, oh my God, now you just blew my mind. now you just blew my mind, but I just meant simpler just you press the button on your Google Maps, and now it's just like a character is walking down the street instead of you having to just constantly do that. Click. Now it's that or like ride a bus a moped mode and it's just you going kind of slow down a little town. I know, I don't like to share my ideas a lot.

I like the internet. Because I don't want anybody to steal them. Like don't steal it. Hey, Syracuse.com, don't steal this. Oh, no. But they're going to. Katrina Tolik is getting a camera right now as I say this.

What's that? Glass to the. There's a lot of YouTube videos of exactly what you're saying. Where New York City, San Francisco, major cities, it's like three hours of a guy walking around. Oh, I know you're getting that. I know you're getting that. So I'm like, you are always walking around.

And I'm telling you, put a camera on. and film you walking around. I'd watch that. Yeah. I'd watch where Cody's wandering around. Yeah. It's like Jeffie from Family Circus. Jeffie from Family Circus, dude, always Jaffe from Family Circus.

The Cody Camp. Cody Cam comes back and it's just Cody walking around. Right. But he's too high to remember that he's even filming. So it's like you're kind of seeing a fourth wall. Well, every once in a while, you'll just stop and turn to the woods and just there's a P-stream. You're like, oh. It's a P-stream.

Oh, he's peeing. Or a big cloud of smoke comes out of them. Oh, man. Yeah. I love it. But yeah, virtual, if I can get a VR headset and walk around, little tiny towns. Because, man, now. It's my favorite.

I miss the VR stuff because the old version I have is, like, defunct now. The PS version, yeah. Yeah, they stopped updating things. There's errors. We have an Oculus, but they're outdated now, too, I think. And no one even wants it if you try to go somewhere and be like, hey, I got this VR, how much? or they're like, I don't know, 30, 40 bucks.

Mm-hmm. So. Just walking around. That was so fun. That was a big stoner break right there. Man, you ever get high looking maps, bro? Streaming is the future. Find us on the internet.

Subscribe to the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts. Many of you referencing the goosebumps episode. Right? With the animatronic wolf that we have not, neither of us have seen. I've kind of remember it, but I don't really remember a ton of goosebumps.

I definitely had all those books. Mm-hmm. Those were awesome. Those are cool. Florida woman is in custody after stealing a Red Bull truck, which I feel like is the most Red Bull thing ever. Yeah. I think, I mean, that's the whole point, I thought.

Like Red Bull makes you want to steal things and go crazy, right? It obviously gave that person wings. And I hope Red Bull kind of spins this into an ad campaign now. Yeah, like, All right, pulling into a gas station at Sutton Road and Galloway. All right, this one's got a female blue shorts and gray top, brown hair and a ponytail. I know. I know.

Probably wearing crocs. Where are you going to bring crocs in this? Probably wearing crocs. Probably wearing crooks. Probably wearing crooks. Why don't know? Why don't you got drag in this? Come on now.

What? Come on now. What did he? Yeah. Hold on. All right. Pulling into a gas station at Sutton Road and Galloway. All right.

This one's got a female blue shirt. shorts and gray top, brown hair and a ponytail, going into store, probably wearing crocs. I've got her in cuffs. Is she wearing crocs? Is she wearing crocs? The people are waiting to fight? I want, like, what was she, like, hitting a vape? I don't know.

In the Red Bull truck as she was, you know? I like, that's the most Red Bull thing you could do is steal a Red Bull vehicle. Yeah. That's hilarious. I mean, was it one of those ones like old school? Remember Red Bull used to have those ones where it was like a Red Bull can? On top of the... Oh, they still had that.

Do they? Do they? Do they? Yeah. That's cool. Where they've got like a... Is it like a mini cooper with a rebel or something? It's like a whole thing.

Mm-hmm. Probably wearing crocs. More delivery things should do that. Probably wearing crocs. Probably wearing crocs. 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. Streaming is the future. Be following us on Twitch, please.

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We're friends and weed meet vast. Presented by Joe's Buds, 46-56 on Adaga Boulevard, East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse behind the Daily Diner. And of course, our new friends Thrive Dispensary over in East Syracuse, great selection and doing great things for the community over at Thrive Dispensary. All different things. Different things from all three spots. week. So I'm excited to see what tonight brings in. I won't do my usual rambling. I'll get you out for the game. Got that savers game at 7 o'clock. This is currently the most important hockey game in history of Buffalo. Yeah. I would say, right? Because they've never won. It's a best of seven, right? So they got to win two more.

But if they win now, not that the pressure is. The momentum. But you got, yep, you got a little bit off. And then you can wrap it up. And then what time do they release all your NFL stuff? Eight o'clock. All right. So you'll have a lot of action tonight. It was a lot. That's going to be the... And you've been actually, like, trying to avoid spoilers, you said? Yeah, I haven't been... How do you do that? I haven't watched NFL live all week.

I have watched, like, I usually go just, like, on, like, the random... Because you like, you like to all, you like to learn about it tonight? Yeah, I like to just see. And it's a nice, there's not going to be, I mean, well, the Buffalo game is on, because usually nothing on, you know, Thursday, 8. They do a whole big shell around it and stuff, yeah. Yeah, they like their makeup. All right.

Lots of interesting storylines and stuff. But, yeah, I haven't. been on the usual things on the social medias and stuff. You did say to me that you know the Cowboys are playing the Eagles on Thanksgiving. I saw some because I muted a couple things, but I forgot to like mute the NFL's main account. Sure, sure, sure. And I didn't think they would throw that out there, but they threw the Thanksgiving schedule out there. I know that they, the Cowboys go to Brazil.

Brazil! I did see the Ravens. Giants Week 1. Tickets are really expensive for that first Bill's game I saw on the news last night. know what's going on with that. Who is their first game at the new stadium? It's a big one. It's lions.

Is it? So I understand the price is a littlest, like this much, the tiniest little bit. But not really, because that's the stadium that the owners and everybody had to bag that town to help pay for. Yeah. And then you're doing that? Yeah. Like, I, again, we don't you be, don't you be sully and billionaires. We don't, we don't ever think of the billionaires.

We never think of the billionaires. But like, we'll build the stadium with our tax dollars. Yeah. And then they'll increase prices so they can make more money. And then they'll make all the money off it. I just don't understand when, I don't know what you can do as the town of Buffalo or city of Buffalo or whoever. But like, state of New York. The Pagula is like, you got to go.

Well, they'll threaten. They'll be like, no, we're going to go to another city. That's what they do. Yep, that's what they do. And everybody freaks out. And we got to buy our stupid stadium. They're terrible. They own the sabers too.

So they're helping for that championship. Well, that's, they're, they're winning, I think, despite what any of the Pagoolas have done. Despite all my rage. Yes. I'm still just a saber in a cage. Yeah. Well, the company has developed a special high-tech spoon. It's just $4.90.

Okay. When you're eating switches your phone to silent mode so you can focus on your meal. Oh. Okay. I mean, is that a problem for a lot of people? Yeah, how does it... You don't know how to just put your phone? I mean...

So it's like a... You just like press a little button on your phone and it's... Or on your spoon, it's connected to your Bluetooth and it... Silences it. Well, the example they give is say you're eating ice cream on a hot day and your phone rings. And now you gotta answer your phone call and your phone...

Now your ice cream melts. Yeah, what about now? Or you miss the most important call. Mm-hmm. Because you're eating ice cream. Mm-hmm. And your phone rings, and it's a guy saying, you want a billion dollars.

Your phone is muted. You missed. I'll call the next winner. Yep, guess you don't want this, billion dollars. It works with iPhone or Android. You can tap the spoon on your phone to activate. Do not disturb mode. Silence is calls.

They're calling it the silent mode spoon. Silent a la mode spoon. Get it? Okay. You can buy it online. I don't know What problem this solves for people But it's a fun little gimmick

It's a silly I don't even know I can't even I don't know It's just like a silly little thing That I can see it given as a gag gift But I can probably imagine it's probably like $100 No it's $4. Oh you did say that 90 cents

But it's being promoted By something called Oh now I see Daddy Cream You are a Daddy Cream No, this isn't, okay. Shout out to Iowa. Iowa.

Nobody else. Iowa's visitor center is also an ice cream parlor. Yo, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. Good thinking, Iowa. Yeah. Nestled in the heart of Lamar's Iowa. The Wells Visitor Center and Ice Cream Parlor.

New York. What's you doing? What are you doing? What you doing? I was using their brain here. Because I liked outside of our, like, the rest stops, our visitor centers when they have, like, the produce and stuff like that, you know, whatever from New York. We have that showgirl that did that works at the one of the visitor centers came and saw us at the diner.

Oh, yeah, yep. She does samplings all the time. There's that road when you get off the Thruway and Utica, what is that? Is it at the Mohawk Valley visitor center or something? I mean. And ice cream parlor. And ice cream parlor. And Joe, we get taxed just thinking.

about ideas like this. Yep. And boom. That'd be the thing about New York. They'd be like, we're going to open an ice cream parlor. But, but it's going to be run by Kathy Hokel's cousin and it costs one billion dollars. Yeah, well, each place, it's about a $15 to $20 million renovation. I hope that's okay, guys. Oh, no, you also have to pay top prices for set ice cream.

Oh, okay. I mean. Okay. And it's a no-bid contract. So nobody's going to be bidding on this. No, absolutely not. Yeah, you're right. We'd screw it up.

And if you ask us about it later, we would be very, very offended. We'd screw it up. What's why? What's the big deal? What kind of ice cream? Are they serving at the Iowa Visitor's Center? Plain. Blue Bunny.

Oh, really? Okay. They got, dude, they have a huge amount. Is Iowa like a hub? Dairy. Iowa dairy, so that might be why they're big into this, right? Okay. A lot of cows.

You're not here, mom is right. And it's closed on Sundays. Is that going to be a problem? Sorry about that. Is that going to be a problem if we're closed on Sundays? Whoops. For the Lord. Oh, whoops.

Other side of this at the bottom of the hour, we're going to talk to one of my favorite comedians working right now. Ali Sadieke is coming to Del Lago next Friday. Show is sold out, but there are tickets like by resellers on the Del Lago website. I looked yesterday. Yeah. So it did sell out fast, but I just love Ali Sadiq. and we were lucky enough to talk to him yesterday and record this.

Ali Sadieke calling in. You're on with Josh and Cody, man. How are you? Hey, how you doing, Josh and Cody? Good morning, gentlemen. We are fantastic. Ali Sadiek will be at the Vine at Del Lago coming up on Friday, May 22nd. Tickets available at Del Lago Resort.com.

Ali, I'll admit it right out the gate. I'm a huge fan. I've watched everything you've got on YouTube. I think you're one of the best doing it right now, man. Oh, I thank you very much. Thank you. It only took 28 years to get here. But you do something interesting with your YouTube channel that it's really fascinating.

Not only do you post your stuff, but you're posting comics that you kind of want to use your megaphone to kind of highlight, right? Yeah, I'm not you call it a selfie guy. Yeah. So, you know, anybody needs a boost in you, you one of my friends, and I know that the energy closes doors on people sometimes. Well, I got a door you can go through. That's awesome. I love seeing that support. So I will start out by saying in one of your specials,

you give the single most important advice. Any man can give another man. It's too late for me. But why don't you warn the men about the dangers of getting a robe too early in life? I don't know what it is, man. So when you get a robe, you won't be in your knees in your house no more. It's crazy. It is.

It's not. Dangerous, Ali. You put that robe on and you become a different person. Man, I don't know. It's like you missed a rope or all of a sudden. Hey, man, get off my grad. I'm a father of two. I love how much you talk about your kids. I'd seen an interview recently where you talk about your youngest Hassan, who was hilarious when you bring him up at all your specials. And you said, I like to watch him be 10 because I didn't get to be 10. And I think that's a really powerful line for a lot of parents. What parts of Hassan's life Do you kind of keep private and what ones come to stage?

And does this sound like being so much of the act? My son is a lush, man. I brought him out on stage for his birthday. And I was like, hey, kid, I got to perform now. They've greeted you. You know, he wanted to stay out there. He's a lush. I generally keep nothing private.

Yeah. Like if it happens He don't realize It's happening to us You have no You have no say so On what I Because until you are out

Off my payroll All these are my stores So yeah You know I don't really keep a lot Private with him You know He knows when he gets in trouble

It's like You know I'm going to talk about this right Yeah It's like It's fantastic I never know how much to share about my kids on the air or whatnot, but you are right. We're sharing this life together. We're spending time together.

Yeah, you know, I'm one of the parents that, you know, I'm 52, so I'm from a different era. I didn't parent, my mom didn't parent by herself, you know. So something happened with me, everybody in the family knew it, you know, and so I'm kind of like that. You know, I just, I just tell everybody everything, you know. I remember I was at my uncle house and we get ready to go to bed, and I walked in my cousin's room. He was putting plastic over the mattress. I'm like, hey, what y'all got going on? He's going to be peeing in the bed.

I said, man, I was one time. I can't believe she called you. Oh, man. I was, you know, I was dreaming. Dana Ross or something? I don't know. Ali Sadieke on the line. He'll be at Del Lago next Friday, May 22nd,

the Vine at Del Lago. So for those that don't know Ali's story, arrested at the age of 19 for cocaine traffic. released when you were 24, 25, sorry. You have a special, but it's not a special on your channel right now called From Inside a Conversation with Inmates. It's clearly like you're hilarious in it, even though you are talking a lot about serious stuff. We're broadcasting in the part of New York State that has a lot of prisons.

We have a lot of prisons up here and a lot of inmates listening to us. What's kind of a habit or a mindset you would give to those inmates to kind of avoid that endless loop of incarceration, so when they get out, they can stay out for good. Don't forget that you inside. Yeah. And that's one of the main things that kept me out. I always remember what it was like inside. You know, the food was terrible.

It was women there, but I couldn't touch them. You know, it was all type of things I did, you know, showering in groups, you know, water. and I hate lukewarm water and that's all prison have it's like it's not even it's never hot and it's not quite iceberg cold but it's like it's like whatever you wouldn't drink your coffee yeah that's what you base me like like I don't like this you know like yeah I never I've never I've always remembered what it was like I didn't and I didn't like it even the times that that it was okay I still didn't like it. So if you get out and you ever forget that you were in,

then here comes the problem. You talked about in that same YouTube conversation about how you would watch Martin, but you would watch Martin with the full intention of going back to your fellow inmates and performing a whole episode of Martin. Is that where you kind of felt the bug to perform in front of people?

Yeah. You know, they didn't have a TV. I was the, um, Kind of like the gym, like the SSI, I don't know what, of Coase Custody. And it was, it was just terrible. You know, and I used to bring the paper over there. We could read the paper because they couldn't get anything. And because they would, they would burn the, set the paper on fire and burn the run.

Sounds like they could do that with toilet paper. So it never made sense to me. You gave them toilet paper. So I would bring the paper, and I would start performing the morning. The morning episode, because they didn't have a TV. and then when it went off, I didn't have any material. So I just started giving commentary about what was going on in the prison. Yeah.

And just, you know, basically just talking and then telling stories from my life. I know who from, oh, I've been there. You know, I had been a lot of places before, you know, I was locked up, you know. So that's what kind of starts homing my skills. And I don't even know I wanted to be a comedian. that time. I was just past doing what I was doing the past of time. Well, I'm telling everybody, listening right now,

this is not a show you want to miss. Ali Sadiek is one of the best doing it right now. Great storyteller. Hilarious stories. Everything you're going to love. Next Friday, May 22nd, the Vine at Del Lago. I will be there. I hope many people are as well.

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Thursday means Cocoa Pops. Hello. Hello. I know that show. You do that show. You're on that show. You're the star of that show. Your name is in the title, boy?

Yeah, but whose hairy gut is behind that guy the whole time. I don't know who that is. That's my specific fetish I have. Yes. Cogglepuffs the show too dangerous for radio. That's why it's on Twitch. That's where you want to be. Streaming is the future.

So streaming at Twitch. com TV slash K-Rex, you and why? Because I press on babies softs. spots. What does that mean? So that's too dangerous for radio. Oh! You do.

You have to protect their soft spots. So I go down a row of babies and push on their soft spots. Dangerous. It's brought to you by so many of our friends. We appreciate their partnership and hope we make them happy. We make them happy by you guys going and seeing what they got for sale at their businesses. Boom. Thrive dispensary over there in East Syracuse.

So maybe after you finished up at Cody's mom's house. I'm sorry, Deb, don't spank me. Thrive dispensary in East Syracuse, East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse, and Joe's buds on Onondaga Boulevard. All got various products and differing items. The most helpful people. Mm-hmm. You go all three of those places I go to.

It's just the nicest people at all three stores. Mm-hmm. Go and see what kind of good, good they got for that good, good, good. Good. Good, good. So, as it is Thursday, and yes, people are looking at the forecast and seeing that it's going to be like 90 next week. We're just completely skipping over any kind of spring again. We've been talking about it for months.

This is what the seasons are doing. There is a viral TikTok going around right now of a woman crying, begging men to stop wearing flip-flops. Now, we talked about flip-flops yesterday. Yeah, feet, yep. Has over 30 million views. And men, please not bring the throbs. It's really gross. And it is, she's not wrong.

She's not wrong. Dude feet are gross. No. Yeah, she's not wrong. And not all lady feet are that great either. Ladies. Yeah, no, I agree. But, I mean, I'd rather look at any.

Yeah. Any lady feet than one pair of guy feet. I just think that if you, I think that if you're the partner of a man who, to wear flip-flops or sandals, you have a couple of things you need to do. Make sure the feet aren't hairy goblin feet. Like, have them tend to his toenails.

That's what I was going to say. Make sure that it's not, make sure that it's like a mama bear situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a baby bear where his toenails are all cut off and they're all nubs. Yeah. Not Papa Bear, where he looks like, you know,

he can tap dance with him. Yeah, uh-huh. Just, The porridge is just right. Make sure you could you could dip those feet in porridge if you wanted to. Because the amount of dudes. You're eating oatmeal right off the big toe. I see with these ogre feet and these gnarly toenails and hair all over the place, it's fine, bud.

Let them dogs out. I don't care, but you got to maintain. Yes. Got to maintain. Because it's, it's, I'm not like, I've no one wants to see that. Sorry, I apologize, ogre. No one wants to see that on vacation. Uh-huh.

Because that's where it is When you're in vacation Also, if you're the partner of a dude Who likes to wear sandals or flip-flops They gotta fit And I'm talking about the dudes Whose toes are hanging off the end Of like their slides and sandals

Yeah Those are ill-fitting Sandals, sir And Walk Like an adult in them Don't just drag them Yeah

Yes, correct Correct. You do have an obligation. With flip-flops comes great responsibility. Yes. And similar. Fix them bungee. Situation, but a little different.

If you are going to wear flip-flops, sandals. Yeah. I hate to tell you this. You cannot wear pants. Oh. And if you're going to wear pants, guess what? You cannot wear sandals or flip-flops. You look like a douchebag.

Interesting. That was my look in the early aughts. Well, and back then it was kind of the look. Pants and sandals. Oh, I looked like a douche bag. I did look like a douchebag. Right? I did.

So you can't. No more. Interesting take. How do we feel about that? No pants. Interesting take. Pants and sandals. Can ladies wear pants and sandals?

Yeah, I don't care. Ladies can do whatever they want. Dudes with pants and sandals. They figure out a way to make it better because then they have open. and toad things and all that, so they're good. But no, it's just, I'm just picturing a very... Ladies, you're allowed, he's giving you the past. Yeah, you're fine.

The other ladies are yelling at you. No, no, they're fine. I know who he's talking about. See, I did like the college kid Jack Johnson look in the early 2000s around the turn of the century. It's kind of on a picture in a little bit. I'm picturing like Jim from the office. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

With like his messy air, but it took an hour to do. And I didn't think it was great by any means. Yep. but also I know you're talking about the dudes with like the sweatpants on and they got their flip flops and they're doing it on purpose uh huh uh huh so

then please not bring flip flops it's really gross I love that she's in tears over it it's a lot it's a lot for her and also if you're wearing the pants with the what are you trying to what are you accomplishing well look at my feet why do we have to look at you know I know it's a stupid

Logistically, it makes no sense. So it's hot enough to wear. I'm hot enough that I need to wear flip-flop. But I got pants. I hear you. Stop it. I hear you. Go light up another clove.

I hear you, dude. And go. I hear you. Read your book. Oh. In the library portion of your basement. He's a very deep man. He's a very deep man.

I just like that lady's crying. She's very emotional about it. Yeah. So listen, fellas. Cody has declared no. No pants and flip-flops. Ladies, you're in the clear. No.

You're in the clear. fellas, you don't need to get them dogs out. Jeff says, My feet need to breathe. I got sweaty feet. My feet to breathe. My feet are sweaty.

But then you don't need pants. Oh, boy. I think he's going to see these guys soon. Oh, God. Ain't no need to come and die. Oh. Baby, hardly even know. No, I'm not seeing Jack Johnson.

I'm seeing Jason Mraz and they aren't very much. It's the same guy. It's the same person, I know. I'm sad. Jack Johnson's definitely wearing sandals and pants. Definitely. And he goes out of his way to do it. Because that's what I'm mostly aiming at, the guys that will go out of their way.

I know I've got a long-sleeved button-up shirt and jeans. But I'm going to slap on these footflow. You would have hated me. You would have hated me in 2002. Mama made a baby. Mama made a baby. This is terrible. Oh, how dare you?

Because I love to lay it lazy. We could close a curtain. Pretend like there's no world outside. Man, you know what? Now that I listen to it now, it's fine. I'm glad you're... What was I into back now? I guess.

I don't know. Anyways. You want to go see this baby? Well, then you got to go see the hardest working man in the biz. Khan. Con will be at McGuire, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram this Saturday from noon to two. They are having their inaugural go topless day. All day.

All day. Boom. Oh. You did it. No. It's for you Jeep. Jeep people are celebrating the topless jeeps. And you can be a part of it, by the way.

Head to their Facebook page and register your Jeep. You get a T-shirt and a dedicated parking spot. They're going to have food and a whole bunch of fun happening from 11 to 3 this Saturday, May 16th. Like I said, Con will be there noon to 2, giving out Godsmack tickets and five-finger death punch tickets, no purchase necessary. And of course, they are raising money for the McGuire Foundation, giving back to a lot of great organizations, including food organizations, empowering you sports and helping animals. You love that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's that?

Oh. Yeah. I was waiting for you to stop doing. Go ahead. Free stop to an episode. This is why the dangerous part of you listening to this broadcast. While you're out and about. While you're on about.

Sorry, gas station attendant. This person didn't do anything about it in their bot. He's here in the radio. Cody was explaining, and I'll just be frank about it, he was explaining how buttplug tails work to the Twitch audience. You're saying, yeah. As, you know. Some of them don't.

Quirky, uh, quirky. Gals would wear tails back in the day and I thought he was expressing that it goes in your Bhole sometimes. As he said, that page was at the gas station and the attendant walked right up to the window as he said it. This happens a lot to show fan members. They'll be at the Dunkin or somewhere. And that sometimes, don't tell us that you're at.

Oh, what we're on it. Because then I'm like, guys, you're on my office right now. I've got to turn you down. Butthole, butthole, butthole. Yeah. He can't handle that kind of information. He goes nuts. Well, a family in Texas

Are feeling trapped in their own home K Rock out of context is the best way to call that now They're feeling trapped in their own home Because they're being terrorized by bees I saw somebody on Reddit post yesterday That there was a swarm of bees At some intersection down here Really?

They were like, guys, there's a ton of bees I forget where the intersection was But is this like the time of year Bees get nuts? I think, right? Because they're coming out from wherever they are, they get a little confused, and all of a sudden they just stick to a road sign or whatever the hell. It's like wherever the queen goes, then they'll follow the queen and shenanigans will take place.

I saw that only one time in our adventures out in the wild where you hear something and you come around a little corner and you see it on a tree and you're like, oh my God, slowly walk away as fast as we can, but it's always again. I can't read all of Kelly's message, but she said a year, ago or so, I had you guys in my earbuds and I walked to the bathroom with my phone. So obviously the earbuds disconnected from the phone. I walk back to my desk with you guys screaming and singing a phrase I can't say on the radio. Bacon, boobies.

It's the pollen, they say. All the bees are out for the pollen. They're all over the place. And they won't let me go out. We go run our errands and then we rush back inside. We're all stuck indoors putting away the groceries. And no, no, they simply won't let us get out. Listen to her quivering voice

I thought that they were carpenter bees up by me Because you know there's the woods in the The wood that they throw into the back fields and all that stuff But They're bumblebees too They're aggressive bumblebees I'm like what's your problem? Sarah says the swarms can be pretty docile

It depends on I guess Yeah as long as you're not Bothering them or anything like that Then they're usually fine They're working Yeah basically They're at their job Yeah like they're

busy. It's wasps that are the real A-Holes. Oh my God. Ground wasps and they're just, they're the ones who want to fight all the time. Or carpenter bees. Mm-hmm. Yep. Smush all of them. So be careful out there. Be careful. Our first ever, K-Rock is happening Saturday, May 30th from 2 to 4 p.m. at Crazy Daisies. I'll probably go to that. In Circus. Come on out. Probably brief one. I'll be there. I'm going to hang out and then I'm going to go see cake that night at Beacon Skiff. Look at you. I'm kind of,

I kind of should just stay in that area, right? If Plantswops done at 4, Beacon Skis right up the road, right? If anything, wait until like the very end until we're done to like eat or whatever if you want and then it'll kill

that little bit of time. Yeah. Because you're... I'm going to go all the way home if I'm already out there. You're five minutes from Beacon Skiff. Yeah, that's true. You're literally five minutes. That's true. All right, cool, I got a big day plan on Saturday, May 30th, and we'd love to have you hang out with us.

Kelly's excited. She says, I have so many plants propagating. Propagating for it, bud. I like that, because, you know, I've never been to one. She said yesterday, if you wanted to bring, like, you know, you got some tools. Planting equipment. That you don't use anymore.

It's all exchange. No cash exchange at the swap. A real nice pot, not like the plastic ones or anything. You can, of course, buy plants at Beacon, I mean, at Crazy Daisies. you're going to force buy delicious food because if you don't even care about plants, but you want to hang out with your boys. You can't find out how are you doing? That's it.

That's what we're doing. I don't. I feel like we have failed the young men of this country, maybe this world. I don't know. I only live in America. But stop. Stop ball maxing. Please stop.

Stop it. Stop it. I don't know if we're failing as parents. I don't know if we're failing as parents. I don't know if we're failing as. his fathers. What's, what's ball max?

Well, we've talked about clavicular. Oh, no. And we've talked about looks maxing. Oh, boy. Okay, and guys who want to,

these are all men who don't know how to have an actual conversation with a woman. Or a personality. Or a personality. Like, so they just listen to these stupid influencers.

Yep. Yeah. And they go and they do stupid stuff. Well, they had rich parents. So, I mean, I understand.

For some reason. For some reason. but just dumb men dumb men think this are under the assumption that a woman is checking your bulge or your balls

because that means you're more fertile this is what I'm saying we have failed the young men of this country how does a lady check my just looking at your pants test oh she just looked for it yeah I thought it was like she had to like you know you know those

Chinese balls that have like bells in them when you roll them around. I love those. I love those. For hand-eye coordination. They do that to see. And if they can roll them around, then you're fertile. We go to Forbes.com with the headline that says how ball maxing brings dangers to men's genitals. Yeah, because dudes, we got to step up and help guide these young men.

We can't let morons like Andrew Tate and clavicular. We got to do something. Yeah, because this is the issue is that we're letting. We're letting the dumbest of men guide young men and boys. And mold and shape them. To have the stupidest thoughts that they think it matters how big your balls are. So you're going to inject them to make them grow. I mean, come on.

Because you don't understand anything about anything. Here's what ball maxing is. literally and figuratively a scrotal filler trend becoming more popular on social media for example remember looks maxing you want to look handsomer remember fiber maxing we talked about that

everyone's trying to fiber max get much fiber into your diet as possible so ball maxing is version of that. They get like, you know how ladies get cheek filler? Yeah. Or like butt filler? But like we're into the...

Into your scrotum. This testicle itself? It's got to be into your scrotum. So just like the skin gets all big and swollen like you got stung by a bee? And Mel is right. This is a fetish. Like large testicles is a fetish,

but this isn't what this is. Maybe some of them is. Maybe some of them are. Okay. So you're asking why would you go through this? Well, because... we're failing young men. They, one claim is that big genitals are attractive to women or they make you feel more masculine and confident. Trust me, guys, they just get in the way.

Another stated the belief that women like bigger scrotums. So young men are injecting their scrotums to have women attracted to them. It's not how it works. Just be a decent human. human being guys. Yeah. It's not about what muscles you have. I mean, sure, there's something you got to,

there's got to be a certain amount of attractive. Well, yes, yes, but. Go work out, go do whatever. But it's not just like this, this alpha male thing that you've boiled down to like, woman, want hunky, caveman body, large ball, sex. There's more to it. And someone said that, you know,

we're going to have a whole generation of infertile men. That's probably for the best. Yeah. That's probably for the best. If you're doing that, I don't think we need them to procreate. Nah, we're all set. It's all Stan Marsh with his wheelbarrel and his big balls.

I love that. So funny. No, that's, remember, just as I got, I assume, I don't know. You never know. Maybe I'm in the wrong percentile and I got a big old testies. Remember when just casual me sat on my testicle? Was it last week? We all have.

I thought I was going to die. We all have. Now, imagine if you're ball maxing. Oh, my God. Taxline asks, how is this any different than a boob job? Well, we found the ball maxer, I guess. Ah, I got him. How is it different than a boob job?

I guess I see your argument, but this... I don't know, man. There's something. I don't have the answer. I don't have the answer for you. Someone's smarter than me would be able to... You could debate it, I guess, but it's also, it's stupid. It's not, I'd imagine with the advancements in boob jobs,

it's probably less dangerous to get a... a boob job? Yeah. But also, I mean... And like, listen, your boys, we support gender, affirming care. If you want big balls, I just don't think they're going to be in the way. I would say, don't do it.

Women aren't... Unless there is a woman right here on our chat or in our text line who can say, yeah, guys, actually, I do find gigantic balls attractive. It's her. Okay. I mean, cool. Ball maxing what the dangers are. And I think this is more of...

That's the thing. Like a boob job isn't necessarily dangerous if you want larger boobs. It used to be because, you know, they would have just the saline ones and they'd pop or, you know, stuff like that. But that's like the early days of boob jobs is just as dangerous as early days of sticking a needle into your testicles and putting a substance in them to make it bigger. They say you can have a whole host of problems for ball maxing. And I hope someone's listening to us in a drive-through right now as we talk about this. You can impair blood flow. Okay.

Testes. You can lead to erectile dysfunction. Yep. Can lead to permanent infertility. You could bleed out. There could be blood clots. You could end up with tissue in your scrotum. Doctors say your scrotum isn't meant to just grow.

Yeah. I mean, I guess it is skin. You could. Yeah, I don't know. You could. And it's also stupid. How about that? At the very base, that's stupid.

whereas boob jobs, I mean, depending on your thoughts on them, aren't stupid. But I guess, I don't know why I'm trying to play devil's advocate for ballback thing. Because it's like you are saying it is a boob job. I'm just saying this is dangerous, first of all. And don't do it just because some stupid influencer on the internet just said this is what women. Like if a woman was watching a female influencer and the female influencer is like, fellas like giant breasts, go get giant breasts. And she does, that's the wrong reason to get giant breasts.

Yeah. Because another man, because somebody might like your giant breasts. Huge boobs. I guess, I don't know. I don't know. There are people making arguments on a text line for ball maxing. And as much as I am a butt guy. Yeah.

It's because boobs are cool and balls are gross. Yeah. How about that for the most childish of arguments? balls are gross and weaners are gross. Not to everybody, though. No, they're gross. People love them. Well, because it's like the sexual whatnot.

Nobody's out there being like, I have hangings on my wall. They are a gorgeous subject. And if I also can clarify why we are anti-ball maxing. It's because a lot of a boob job, again, gender-affirming care. You want to get your boobs done? Go ahead. You want to have your boobs reduced?

Go ahead. you're going to a doctor for that. You're going to someone who's trained a professional with this. Yeah. This doesn't seem to have a lot of professionals doing it. It's a lot of DIY people, it seems. You can get infections. You can have a lot of, you know, it's a lot of sensitivity down there.

So it can be very unsafe with a lot of these dudes doing it at home. Well, I don't know how they're getting whatever they're rejecting in there, but they're doing. They're capturing a wasp and putting a baggie around a wasp and they're, Testicles are just shaking like this until the wasp stains them a couple times. And the text line says even if it's dumb, you can at least see fake boobs. How do you show off your fake balls? I think it's kind of a thing. That goes back to that thing where you're just going to start showing off the trunk.

Yeah. I'm going to start popping the trunk out of the top of the pants the way that everyone can get a peek at that then. But like Mel and Chad is saying she says this is like a fetish for some people, especially in gay cultures. So I'd imagine like If you want to put on a speedo And show off how large I mean great It's just

I hate that somebody on the text line Is having me play devil's advocate For ball maxing Yeah I'm not I'm gonna No I'm not gonna be a bore with the ball maxing I know because I'm like I'm like debating myself over this Because I'm gonna be like excuse me

Eyes up here I exhale whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa You're sitting on my balls You looking at my balls? Eyes Here And I guess I have another

All the while I'm wearing a spino Yeah, and I guess I have another jump question. Two huge baseballs inside of there. So with the breast to balls comparison, and again, I hope someone is in town listening to this radio show right now, the breast to balls comparison. You can be born with naturally large breasts. You can be born with naturally small breasts.

Unless you have a hernia, I don't think balls come in different sizes. Am I wrong? No, I think so. I mean, maybe a variation, like a slight variation. I think a little bit. ladies would know that's a ladies question i'm not fondling multiple balls but we've seen enough footage yeah but to not i don't see a large variation in testicles yeah but the tv everything looks a little

different so i don't i don't know it'd have to be i don't know so it'd have to be a lady question be like yeah they're mostly the same i'm sure there's some guys who have naturally bigger ones but not like not the variants you're going to find with ladies breasts oh no no no no no not at all Yeah. Yeah. Not at all. Anyways, that's enough of that, I think. Well, or more.

Listen, I know, you're making me double-think my stance on ball-maxing. I get it. I get it, but I don't think it's a smart idea. Not right now. Not right now. Wait until there's more medical advancements in sticking a needle and a serum into your testicles and squirting it in there and making them explode up. Yeah, Sarah says all balls are the same.

See, there you go. Fresh says you're comparing apples to oranges. No, testicles to in booths. Hey, thank you. That's the better yet. Yeah. Coco Pus goes live on our Twitch channel. We'd love it.

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Funny clip that I want to play just because I like the Canadian accent, but she's also talking about pizza. It's going on. I would show you the video, but I can't get it to work right now. She's going to play the audio. So I'll describe what it is. It's from 1957. Hi.

It's a woman doing a television segment about a brand new sensation that's hitting the states in food culture. Okay. Are you ready to learn about this brand new? And this is Brady. Today I'm going to make. make that popular Italian dish pizza pie. Pizza pie is becoming very popular, especially down in the States.

There are some restaurants that even specialize in it. These are called Pete Sirias. Pete Sirius? These are called Pete Sirius? Pete Sirius. We're getting real popular down in the States and all. I knew of Pete Syria back in the day. And Saturday night, as you drive down, you can see cars lined up for miles,

waiting for their pizza. First, we're going to oil our pan. This is so the base won't stick to the bottom. She is adorable, Kelly. I wish I could show you this. I'll post it on my Instagram here in a minute. I'll share the story. K. Rock Josh on Instagram. And is there ever been a time in the history of pizza anywhere where

cars have were lined up for miles? They lined up for miles to get their pizza. That'd be crazy. I just use with oil oil. Now I'll just place our dough in the pan. Oh, our door. Oh, and just cut it to the size of the pan. And then we'll spread it out.

She's talking about the pizza dough. Now our next ingredient is your spice. And this is an Italian herb. A herb. An Italian herb. I have the flaked oregano here. Or flakeed organo. Some people prefer the powder.

Sprinkled on liberally, as this gives it the ground. Oh, nice. It's a liberal pie. Here we go now. Making a Canadian lib pie with organos. Turn it up. Forget it. It's got organos on it too.

Organo flakes right on there. Oh. Anyways, I just shared it on my Instagram. Krod Josh, if you want to see. That's great. She keeps going. I'm being very generous with this. Yeah.

As she was with the oil when she was spreading it. And next, our final topping is the cheese. And this is the most important ingredient in the cheese to tie. I have got raised. She put the sauce on. She put the sauce on. Massarella. First, I think I'll use some mushrooms.

Oh! Second topping will use pepperoni. Oh. The men really go for this. The man really go for this. The man really like a nice spice meat. Oh, third. And that's it.

Then she puts it in the oven. Oh, what? They cut it off. Did she say a swear? What did she put on there that they cut off? It was mushrooms and pepperoni. And then a third topping of, mm. So, what, cocaine?

Here they go. Cocaine pizza. Krock Josh on Instagram if you want to see that. She is adorable. Mrs. Brady is what she was called. That's hilarious. She was learning about pizza. Oh.

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Coolicles. Got the coolicles? Which a couple will be going into a baggie for you to take home so your children can take bites and let me know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I need to know. All right. I would like to know what they think.

And the wife, everybody. Any kind of research? Was that, I've had that one? Well, this now is Vlasic. You're upgrading the pickles. I ate one before they were kind of. Pickle makes a difference. Oh, good to know.

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Boy. Big game tonight. I've seen a couple. Now this is starting to pop up. What? About the sabers coming for that trophy that the bills have been trying to get for the last few years. And the sabers are going to swoop in and save. It looks like the town of Buffalo.

It looks like the town of Buffalo is turning it into that and save the town of Buffalo. Gotcha. So then that's opposed to. So then Buffalo can win. Bills can win. Exactly. As opposed to the, they're going to take the only one that's going to be there.

Do you see someone started a room? that their stadium was on fire yesterday? The bills? No, wherever the Sabers play. Oh, KeyBank, is it KeyBank? Yeah, yeah. There was some social media rumor.

So, like, the news had to do an article in Buffalo saying, no, there's not a fire. Somebody's trying to screw with Sabers fans. Like, I don't even know, reverse docks something, or so it makes it so they don't go to the game. That place, because it's in Buffalo tonight, right? It's going to be nuts. Heads on the Canadians,

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