The Show - RIDE THE CASKET

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

Thank goodness DJ Lethal is still employed. Bahbuhnny breaks all the records with his halftime show. Cody remembers the time Big Bossman crashed Big Show’s funeral. Plus, a few questions — or maybe one question — about ovens & so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. A happy Whiskey Wednesday. Listen to me, everywhere you step this morning is ice.

Dude. Everything that you're about to walk on is ice. My back can't take my, the small my back, the two times. The first time I didn't realize it, the second time I did, and I still slipped, getting out of the car here at work. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Because I don't slid into somebody else's car. Uh-oh, me?

I didn't realize, because I... Is it, like, slippery out there? Yes, I gun it every time because I'm like, if it's maybe it would be a good, donut weather and I knew it was going to be a little slippy. Not like that. Yeah. It is everything is a sheet of ice outside right now. It's that time of year.

But then it's going to be 45. Like it's already 33. So it might melt off before. And roads were fine. Roads are fine. I'm just saying your driveway. Yes. Everywhere you step.

Sidewalks. Roads are fine. It's all ice. Yep. But man. That was, yeah, it was crazy. Because when I came outside this morning,

And the first, like, 10 steps, it was just wet. And I was like, oh, it's foggy and weird. And then I took one and did that, like. Same. I know I've got to text my family to say, when you walk off of our porch, that's going to be ice. My one spot that always hurts now is throbbing. And then I did it getting out of the car here. I knew it.

And I went, careful, it's going to be slippery. Yeah. Got out and went, oh. Yeah. I'm like, well, that's your fault that time. It could be melted off even by the time you're here. Yeah, and this, it could be gone, but it is very slippery right now. 45 for a high today, 46 in some spots.

It just needs to warm up a little, and then you'd be careful because that little bit of time right before the sun comes up is colder, so it'll probably freeze up again. Yep. And then, yeah, it'll be good. It'll be good. Just careful. Just careful. Yeah, now you're back's going to hurt for two to four weeks. No, I'm all right.

It's during your 40s. I was able to, yeah, right when I wake up, when I wake up, I'm going to. see. I was able to do, I've been having to do like five minute extras worth of stretches. Gotta do stretches. But what, after I get out of the shower now, after I'm all warmed up. Okay. Because it's just not enough doing it before. Yeah. And then some in the shower. Yeah, you got to do stretches. You got to do it. You got to do it after as well. Limber up a little bit. You know what I'm saying? If not. You need trouble, buddy.

We're good. Okay. I have to do a whole regimen before house parties. I do like a 15. minute pre-house party stretch. You got to stretch out. You got to sit down. I'm doing all these lower lumbar things because I'm in my mid-40s now. Your leg over your knee and your opposite arm with the knee. It's one of them. It's one of them. Two-hour house party lays me out for several days. I don't stretch out.

And then you're done. A couple of old guys talk about ice and stretches this morning, guys. How we doing? You damn right. Of course it is a whiskey Wednesday. You know where to find your boy tonight at 7 o'clock. Do they still have DJ Lee? up there doing the week of the week of the week they do yep all right good for him oh yeah good for him i don't

want dj lethal to lose work due to downsizing i don't know if limb biscuit had to i'm assuming that's still the i hope so i know west borland can make some sounds of his guitar i didn't know if dj lethal still had employment i hope he does yep okay good morning everybody i mean i like that their new one's a banger they got another one that's their i've always loved limb biscuit i can't I mean, you can, like, there was obviously a period in time where, like, Littin Biscuit was like a joke. It wasn't cool. You couldn't like them.

But I always liked them. I ain't nothing wrong with that, man. Always a big fan. Yep. One of the first CDs, not first CDs I ever bought, but I bought that first CD, that $2 bill, y'all, and I'd mow lawns listening to it. Yep. They helped make a change K-Rock over from a certain style when their first album came out to the, you know, the more K-rock style you heard for a bit.

Mm-hmm. I've always been a fan of that sound And just as a guitar player, West Borland is sick. He's phenomenal. And then he said, did John 5 play in Limbiscuit for a second? I might think it's something else.

That sounds like it because didn't Boylan leave for a minute? Yeah, maybe he did. I don't know. They all. Oh, it was $3 bill, y'all. Sorry, whatever. There's so many. They kind of like crossed over for a sack.

And didn't he play with Manson? John 5 was played with a lot of plea, but Manson. He's played with Guns and Roses. Yeah. He's just fun to watch. He does all those silly guitars or fills him up with like neon liquid or it's a disco ball. They were one of, if not the best, K. Rockathon headliners.

Limbiscuit was, yeah. That was on. Hell yeah. Real. I've never seen them live. They're not really a bucket list band for me if I happen to stumble across Olympiscuit show. I'll go there. No, they are.

I would describe them as absolutely worth it. But they're not a bucket list. I want to see them again, but I'm not driving like. I'm not driving to New Jersey. No, no, no, if they're here. Not an Oasis 9-inch now situation. They were at, what, Darien or something, and I didn't even go. They got to be like, like, I'm like here.

See, Katie says West Borland's creepy cell dinner for me back in the day. Ladies were big into West Borland? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because he was still good-looking, but he was also weird. He's still handsome. Oh, yeah. He's still without his makeup on and stuff, yeah.

Very weird. But, no, that was a big fun concert for here. Are they going back on the road? I don't know. They still, they do stuff, and they're not over. their heads yet where they're like, nah, we can only play this stadium. Like, they would play the amphitheater. Yeah, I think they have, haven't they? I don't even know. Did I miss that? Did I

not go? They might have at some point. I don't know. Um, well, good morning, everybody. Happy Wednesday. How do we do? How was everyone's Tuesday yesterday? Anything going on around town? I see Syracuse lost again. I'm sorry, guys. Oh, did they? I didn't, I don't even care. It's a A 9 o'clock game for a team like that that just, ugh. They're just. We got to get past the- We got to get past this year.

We need to get past the Red Autry JJ Starling era. Because, man, JJ just doesn't care. He doesn't out there anymore. He just doesn't care. The dude is checked out. He's got no leadership skills whatsoever. If this was NBA Jam and they had like the three bars you fill up for those little things, his leadership quality would have a zero bar.

Oh, wow. JJ Starling. I don't know. I haven't paid much attention to the team this year. He is a not as good judiments. I've said it for years and this year has proven it because then he gets all cranky. As long as he's scoring points and getting his shots up, he doesn't care about nothing. Well, we got a new chancellor up there now, so maybe that'll do something. And just because Beheim said that the guy cares about athletics, everyone, like it just, nobody around here is happy. That was it. Well, of course, also, no, it's either, oh, now, Beheim's going to have a say,

or it's, oh, of course, Beehim better have a say. It's one of those where people just aren't happy. No matter what. They're not going to be happy, yeah. No, no matter what. It doesn't matter. Who cares who that. I don't really think that the Chancellor.

I mean, obviously the Chancellor would hire the Athletic Director and the Athletic Director would hire coaches, so it's kind of a trickle-down thing. But, again, I'm still available for an athletic director head coaching position. They texted you that one time and I know when he said anything. I can do both. I can double up if I need to. All right. Hopefully he chancellors super good.

I'm super chancellent over here, man. You know me. All right. Well, the numbers are in for babbon. Bamboni. And it has set a new viewership record. I wish I wasn't too lazy to learn Spanish. I told you when this first came out,

there was a guy on TikTok who was doing like the halftime show for gringos and he would just say the words that aboni is saying there. Nice. Okay. But then showgirl Katie told me that he said say cheese and I never noticed he said say cheese in the VIP part before. So now I hear him say, say cheese, going to selfie, say cheese. I like it. I like it.

I like it. Rock Nation, that's Jay Z's joint. Is that joint? Is that Jay Z's joint? Yeah, Rock Nation. He produces the halftime show. Okay. What's the number do you think?

Across multiple platforms within the first 24 hours, how many views did that Money's halftime show get? Geez, multiple platforms. So you're going to add up the U.S. broadcast, international broadcast, YouTube, and all other digital platforms. Yeah, and this is like the, and we're in an era like we've never seen with how many options there are for the ways to watch it. I'll go 163 million views.

Way low. Yeah? Nice. Four point one five seven billion views. Wow. It generated four point one seven five billion views worldwide within the first 24 hours. I mean, there's no kid rock, but, you know, whatever. Yeah, who is, you know?

Whatever. A breakdown. Damn. The calculation was not released, but it's worth mentioning that the world's population is $8.2 billion. Yeah. So does that mean half the world watch this? That doesn't seem impossible. So everybody that could basically did?

Unless you just watch it over and over again. Well, that's all. Does that also count? You know what I mean? Well, it's a view. It is a view. They didn't say unique views. Uh.

In this business, you got to say, uh, unique. New York. Unique, New York. New York. Unique New York. You know you need unique New York. He has set the global viewership record for the most watched Super Bowl halftime show performance of all time. I guess I'm stupid, but did they really broadcast the Super Bowl in other countries? Do other countries care about it?

Yeah, that's why they're trying to make such a big deal out of the international games and stuff where they're playing and, you know, they're in Brazil and Germany and... They're trying to get a worldwide audience for it? In Mexico, yeah. Is it working or other countries? getting into football, like American football? When you go to the, when you watch and look at the audiences of these games, man, they are where our audiences meet vast. Oh, wow.

That's crazy because it's fun in a lot of places, you know, they don't have a ton of sports options. So here's a brand new one. How do they pick their team? That I never know. Because you go over there. How would I live in, like, you know, Spain and be like, I like the Minnesota Vikings? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you'll see, you'll be watching these games and they'll pay into the audience and there will be people in Minnesota. Cowboys, Dolphins. I guess it's no different than somewhere over here, like an Arsenal or Man City. It's not your town, but you like it. Yeah, they're like, oh, I like the Vikings because my cousins from Iceland. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean?

Something like that. Yeah. Like how I like Arsenal because it's a canon. That's cool. Congrats to Benito, Barboni, for getting the world record there. I like the halftime show. Yeah. Well, hey.

Hey, how many views? How many views it get? What was it? 4.157 billion? Yeah. Well, guess which one they didn't get? This one! How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover?

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I forgot until I just started saying about it. I'm starting to think of a good Big Show moment when he asked if he had fans. And I forgot they did an angle where the big... All right. Hold on. Catch yourself because I'm going to let people caught up here. The Big Show's dad dies in real life, I guess. Right, whatever. They do an angle with it where they go to a,

cemetery. Jesus. They do a mock funeral. The big boss man shows up while they are mourning throws chains onto the big show.

I'm doing air quotes now because now there's obviously nothing in it. The big shows dad's casket and drives it away and the big show jumps onto the casket while it's driving away.

Hold on. Hold on a second. It's hard for me to defend wrestling when you tell me stupid stuff like this. It's one of the worst angles. They're a good man. He's doing a theology. Everything I have in life. Jesus.

This is a big boss man now. Hold on. You shouldn't swear other than hell and damn because this is on TV. Yeah, TV. Big shows dad really died. I think he really died. And they made it in angle. I don't know.

but. All right. And why was Big Bossman? Like, they were in a thing? Yeah, they're in a feud. So he has been mocking it for a minute. Oh my God.

He's in a real cemetery. Yeah. With the animal house. Big Boss man is rolling up in like the Blues Brothers style. Oh yeah, blues are. Sorry, yes. Blue's like, yeah. Police car.

You son of a bitch. It's so popular. For men, it's hilarious. You're nothing to your mama? Yeah. Oh. That woman lost her husband. That's why he's offering up?

I mean, this is probably a while. You could probably even fast forward if you wanted out. You guys, it's only a minute clip, but we're about to get to it. Okay, good, good. You're telling me wrestling's fake. Yeah, right. This is fake. This is fake.

Okay. Okay. No, you don't. Oh, oh. Oh. Look at. And, woohoo! He falls off. So see, now while they are like, oh no, Paul, you just got...

They're running over to the big show. So now watch what the big boss man does. Look it, ready? Big boss man is tying chains to a casket. While just saying, I heard your daddy always wanted to be a drag queen, big show, because he's going to drag him. And now he's attaching the chain to the police car. Yep. Ready?

Ready? Ready? Top five funniest moments in the history of wrestling right here He's driving off with the casket He's got to wait for him And goodbye And big show is Ready, ready?

Big show is on the casket And now we just fell off the casket Oh my God It's really hard for me to defend wrestling When clips like that is this I love wrestling It's really hard That's, I mean, if there's, they, when you talk about the all-time swings and misses, that's definitely one of them.

That was awesome. I have never seen that before. That was awesome. Isn't that great? It's great. The big boss man. It's great. Who's now also deceased.

Big boss man is? Well, listen, that's karma. He just came and he disrupted. He dragged his daddy. He disrupted this poor family's services. What also was the need for the, um, Blues Brothers cop car though Cadad have the big speaker on the top maybe

Did they not have another night? I don't know. I don't know. And imagine if someone else is there Uh-huh. For any other reason. And you just hear, Hey, you're moaning your dead daddy. Like you're there.

Yeah, by him. You don't know they're filming. They're filming at something for the WWE. I would imagine they closed a, if not the whole place. Like, guys. All the way around from me. But even if I found out, like,

my grandmother's buried there. Why were you doing things like that some, those are real human graves? Yeah, there were still things along the side. You just burned out across with a car. Yep. And a man was riding a casket through the funeral home. This is quiet on the same.

Be quiet. Oh, man. We're filming. Between that. Handbone says, now show big boss man cooking Al, I snows dog and feeding it to him. But for how awesome.

The big boss man was he had that moment. He then they did an angle where he kidnapped a wrestler's chihuahua. Okay. And fed it to him. Is that out now? Yeah. Yep. Yep.

Okay. He also did an angle where the undertaker hung him from the middle of the ring. And in a moment where I was old enough to know what was going on, even I was like, um, yeah. How are they doing this? Yeah, I don't know. Because they literally dropped a goddamn noose down, put it around the big boss man's neck, and the Undertaker did his Undertaker stuff, and they just raised it up.

They were like, yeah, put your thumbs under there when you go. Big Bossman was in a lot more than I knew about. The 90s were wild, handbone says. Yep, yep, yep. I know we've been talking a lot of wrestling lately, and maybe it's not for everybody, but damn. But those moments are. Those moments are for everybody. Even handsome Knicks at a jet.

He goes, I didn't care about wrestling until I saw that clip. Now I'm in. Yeah, those ones are for everybody. Now I'm in. Anyways. Oh, man. Morning you daddy. Twitch.

TV slash K-Rock CNY. That's what's going on in here, guys. What are you up to? I don't know what happened with that Vince McMahon accident. He was what? Going 100 in his car? I saw that where he even he was like, yeah, that's a lot of car. I forgot how much car this is.

Was he drunk? No, he just looked like he was. 80. Yeah, going where he's doing a weird little patch of hair in the front that he's not nice. It's just gray for some reason. Yeah, that's all right. What are you going to do? He's going to his granddaughter or something

or whatever. What are you going to do? I was telling Cody and Hambone last night that I'm a mega Danhausen fan now. A mega Danhausen fan. He's not cast. You're going to get a bunch of jars of teeth. I got someone to follow it. Did you see why? I'm sure you already know this, but I didn't know this

until I read the interview. Dan Housen will dump poor teeth in the mouths of his opponents. And then kick you. And then kick you. And he said, it's not illegal because the mouth is already full of teeth. Yeah. So that's why he can pour teeth in your mouth because that's not an illegal move.

That's how he gets away with it. Your mouth is already full of teeth. Join me for a whiskey Wednesday. We'll be drinking a little some winters. A little whiskey. We'll be drinking some booze. Tonight at 7 o'clock, courtesy of liquor, of moonshine over there on State Fair Boulevard.

And East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. Oh, that's what I was. I thought there was, uh, oh, it's the exact opposite. What? Old English. I was going to say, you should get a, one of those, O-E's, we're looking O-E's? You should get one of those 40s that people do for, but that's old English, not Irish.

There's St. Iides. Is that Irish? No, I don't think 40s are Irish. I can't think of an Irish. Irish 40. Did you ever have any of those in college? No, I was not. You didn't?

I did not drink in college. Oh, yeah, yeah. A couple of times I did, but it was not 40s. 40s were the weirdest, man. You get a cult, one of them big cults. I told you that we had a buddy that would see how drunk you get on $3 and he would get like a sane eyes and like Hurricane rum from the liquor store. And mix them? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Uh-oh. That's a hangover every time. Because a 40s just malt liquor, right? It's not beer. Yeah, malt liquor. So what does that mean? Lottie, what does that mean?

Get you there quicker. Malt liquor, get you that quick. I know what it means. I just keep thinking of that key and peel sketch where they're pouring it out a little bit. I can't. You used to get, before Monday Night Raw, when we would get the, that pizza place in the Syracuse, it offered $5 large and they were legit large. We had it all, guys.

You have no idea. Yep. They would get like six of those, but I would get two steel, Steel reserves. Oh, that's a boy. Lottie, I was just asking what makes something malt liquor versus beer. Ugh. Because those 40s are not beer.

I don't know where they're made. I don't know how they're... I don't know. But man, we had the life. We had the life. I don't... I feel like probably for a bit in here I've tried malt liquor before, but I don't... I can't remember if I did.

I would. I don't care. It's gross and I like it. You do like it? I don't care. And I like it. Because Steel Reserve is a beer, right? It's awful.

I think that, yeah, but it's like, I think that's just a very high ABV. I don't, that's just a 40. I don't think that was malt liquor. But like a colt, isn't that one malt liquor? Yeah, no, Colt 45. Hold on. Let me look up. Because I've definitely had the old English.

That's, that's malt liquor. Oh, man. Do people still drink 40s? Back in the 90s, there was a lot of hip-hop rap songs about that. Yeah, no, I can't even tell you the last. time I even stopped and looked at those. Man. Yeah, Old English, OE.

Coal 45, Mickey's, Steel Reserve is a high gravity, 8.1% ABV. St. I's, Camo 40, Earthquake. Earthquake. Man. Private stock. Malt liquor is a type of beer with a higher alcohol content and sweeter, less bitter flavor. while both use malted barley. Malt liquor uses extra sugar, corn, or rice to boost the alcohol.

Keep you that extra hangover in the morning. 40 ounces to freedom, guys. You get six slitses. And you would do two steel reserves? And then drink one of them and then like half of the other. Again, they were like four box a p. Or for two of them, man. Back then it didn't matter.

I guess I don't understand why somebody, you're clearly looking to get intoxicated. when you buy a 40. Yeah. Why not just buy like liquor? Because we, like the $5 bottle of vodka or something. Because that's,

I don't know, that's, we were in our 20s. It was more fun to like, to drink. And then sometimes you, well, quick game of your pong real quick

because you got a 40 ounce. Okay. But you know what I mean? Because we were, I guess you can delay it. Like you can drink it over a longer period of time. It was more of the,

doing the drinking and such as opposed to, got to get drunk. Oh, okay. You're just hanging out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Big Bank says the mull liquor is still cheaper.

No, because I bet. I can tell you right now, liquor stores have, not all, but as someone who used to distribute whiskey, they've got the $5 box behind. And then what? You just ask for the $5 box or something? No, it's the box of like they're not even barely labeled. Oh, just like the little.

It's the cheapest vodka. Not even, it's a good, it's probably 300, 300 milliliters. No, that's okay. Well, that's okay. And you'd see the, and I do feel bad when they'd come and you'd like, just put a five on a counter like, can I get blah, blah, blah, and you're like, okay. Nah, I'll stick with my Welch's juice. Thank you.

Mixed what I'll be infused. I'll be bougie and pour a glass of whiskey and drink some water with it. No, I never played Edward 40 hands. I saw you kids did that back in the day where you duct tape the 40s to your hands. I've seen it. I don't think we did. And then how do you pee? That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah. Then you have to have someone to take your wiener. out, I'd imagine. Which isn't, you know, necessarily that bad. Right, I don't know. That's the worst thing.

Party. You know? Yeah, no, that's none of that. I mean, in the summertime, it used to be fun. I would get one of the, the Mike's Harders, the real big ones. Oh, I love those in the summertime. Real big one, but it was too sweet. The cranberry one was good.

And I was putting on a gut, so I stopped doing those. See, Bad Mamma Jama says you drink 40s so you can play Edward 40s, but what's the game? You can't untape your hands until they're gone. that's the game. That's the game. That's the game. Okay. College. And beyond.

And 20s. And beyond, yes. I'm sure there's people in their 40s still playing Edward 40 hands. We should do that at some point. Play in our 40 hands? No, no, without, with just do any, pick the beverage of your choice. And make like, Paul run the board. And we got to do Edward 40 hands, but it's 40 of beer.

I don't know, man. I think back. Sorry. water or whatever. There's been plenty of times, not in many, many years, but where I've been buzzed, like, just got drunk on the show. Yeah. And it ruins the rest of your day.

Well, I can tell you, being drunk at 7 in the morning ruins the rest of your day. Yeah. Oh, no. Anybody who's come to Festivist can probably be like, dude, the rest of that day was rough. Well, you know, the rest of your day, once you sober up, yeah, then you've got to take a nap. That's the only way you got to rally a little bit. You take a nap and you reset. Or you just, I've seen a lot of you, just don't take that.

You don't stop. You just don't stop. You just keep going. You don't stop. Yeah, I don't, my body reacts to booze in a way where I get very sleepy. I want to just lay down and go to sleep. Yeah. So if I do that, seven o'clock in the morning, that, I'm sleepy the rest of the day. I was the opposite with, when I was, you have you drinking and, you know, you had those days.

I got, I'd have to use Mara Joanna. A lot of people, you're drinking a bunch and then you smoke, you're done for. It's night night time. I would use it as like, I want to play video games, but I'm a little drunk at college. Let me just rip a bong. All right. Oh, interesting. Interesting brain science happening over there.

Yeah. It was a bonging rally instead of a booting rally. Bonging rally. No. No, I don't enjoy it. I like catching a buzz. I just don't like being out in public while catching a buzz. Yeah.

It's not my favorite thing. You get it. Out in public. 315, 365, 109. What's your favorite 40? What were you drinking? Some of you were saying they had Labat 40s back in the day. Oh, man.

That's at least a beer, right? Next time I'm at a gas station, I'm going to gander at those doors. See what's down there? I just want to see what's on those doors. Because I've almost been drawn in a couple times just to try. I want to take a sip of one of those beatbox things. Oh, yeah. What are those?

Oh. They're at the grocery store? They're at the gas station? Yeah, I don't know what it is. They're colorful and I like him because I'm a child. And I don't know what it is. Is it beer? Beatbox is a popular 11% ABV ready to drink party punch.

What's that? Sounds like Wapatula. Oh, all right. It's a wine cocktail available in resellable cartons. Oh, resellable. What is the flavors I can get in a beatbox? No beer. Okay.

I didn't know if it was like a weird, you know, some beers are like, no, we're going to put it in a box now. What? No, you can get Blue Raz, Fruit Punch, or Juicy Mango. All right. Angie said one tastes like cough medicine. Ew. Blue Raz. So that one's out.

What's the other two? Uh, fruit punch. Okay. And juicy mango. Oh, juicy mango. Juicy mango. I don't know. I don't want to sully the Beatbox brand because I'm sure you're fine and people enjoy you, but I, green apple.

Ew. Nah. I don't know. I'll just pour vodka and Kool-Aid like an adult. Like a real man. Okay? Duh. Thank you.

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Those big leave things you see in the trees? Like, it looks like, why are there huge ass clumps of leaves in the tree? That's them. That's their crib. So I'm imagining they don't hang out. They try, I would bet, to be in there as much as they can. A squirrel disrupted phone and internet services across multiple government facilities in Ohio, Medina County. Sure it did.

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Squirrels have established themselves as notorious troublemakers for utility companies nationwide. Some of the silliest of gooses. That's why you make them into hacky-sacks, man. You know what I'm talking about? Take off the trousers, make them into hacky-sacks. And yee. Right off into the woods. Lottie says, we have two squirrels that go nuts by my house every morning and it dries my

dog nuts. Yeah. Does Freddy care about squirrels? He doesn't seem to unless he's out with you. He does it when I feed him on the porch and then he teams up with Elsa. And they see squirrels out in there? Yeah. I don't know what he caught it.

He wouldn't know what to do if he caught an animal. No, they'll get you. A little tiny brother's old old dog's back. Mm-hmm. A foot and a half long, two feet legs, a little skipper-key mutt. once caught a squirrel, and then it did a little like, and then it ran away,

because what are you doing? What are you going to do a squirrel? Only dog that I've seen is catch a squirrel. Even Jugger did never caught no squirrel. Else is never caught anything? No, no, no, no, he caught a chipmunk once. Are you saying that Jimmunk did not survive? No, no, no.

But not squirrels, and with her, I don't allow her free range as much. She would go after. Chishahua. Carista says we have a couple that jump out of the bird feeder we have in a window and the cats love it. Yeah, that's, Funny.

Back when I had bird feeders, I might do bird feeders again this year. I would. I think I'm just getting older and I want to look at birds. Yeah, it's fun. Why not? I used to have a big post in my yard. Yeah. I built a whole big post and I put it away.

It was like a 12 foot post and I hung bird feeders off it. You got good yard for birds because you got like forest birds and, you know, Swiggy County style birds and. But then you got to fight the squirrels. That's the problem because them squirrels want that food too. Yeah. And it seems like every piece of antis squirrel technology that exists, cannot defeat squirrels.

Those are some fun videos. Like the squirrels trying to do that, you know, the people trying to keep them out. Dude, the spinning. They'll get launched on those little platforms that throw them for like two feet. I used to put like different kind of like lubricants on the post to keep the squirrel off. You can't beat squirrels. No, you almost just deal with it. You got to just say like, all right, here's a little bit of food for you too, I guess.

I saw a funny video. I may, I don't know if it was. Was it someone here or just on the internet, but they have a fun little bird feeder that's a house? And it's only big enough for the birds to go into, like, the doors. Like they go on the front door and squirrels can't get in. And she posted a video. She's like, well, doesn't I have to glue the chimney?

And the chimney was popped off, right? And all of a sudden you just saw a squirrel's head come popping out of the chimps. They're just little dicks. Little menaces out there. I like it, though. And I also, does anybody know if this is real? Because then, of course, it was only on there for a second. you know, when you see an article, and then it disappears forever.

Yeah. And I don't know where it was. Are you not supposed to feed squirrels, peanuts? Where'd you see that? It was one of those like, hey, did you know? Ask Cody AI. Should I not feed squirrels peanuts? I probably could have just done that.

I thought they liked nuts. Am I not supposed to feed squirrels peanuts? See what Cody A.I. comes up with? Yeah. What's it say? But only as an occasional treat, they are low in nutrients and high in fat, and they can cause, okay, so nothing crazy. They can make them fat?

All right, there was nothing. Because the way that that article started was like, no, it's actually really bad for them. And then it did that thing where, you know, I mean, I scrolled for like two seconds and it poof was gone into the internet ether for forever. We now go to the CEO of squirrels trying the new product that is a peanut. This is a delicious product that I will be eating for my lunch today. Chomp. There you go. Fat squirrel would be hilarious.

I've seen some fat squirrels lot in chat. Oh, oh yeah. Big old fat squirrel? Yeah. Because a fat squirrel means that someone's been feeding it. It ain't going out fine in its own nuts. Well, that's why around me, I've seen a couple monsters because I feed them, but also there's the dumpsters that are over there. And they'll just go in.

They'll just have it. Carissa says bread is bad for birds, and that's something people still do? Why is bread bad for birds? I did know that. That for ducks. They're not supposed to feed them bread. He's supposed to feed them like seeds and stuff like that or whatever the hell. I'll watch a boomer with a whole loaf of bread throw to ducks.

Yeah, it's not good. Oh. Right, weird. I don't know. They're animals, though. I was watching a guy last night on... I'm feeding him bright because I'm fatten him up so I can eat them. Watching a guy last night feed raccoons hot dogs.

Okay. He went to Central Park with a pack of Sobrets and he caught him open and he goes, hey, you're looking for some entertainment? Pack of subrettes come feed the raccoons. And there was like 30 raccoons just eating hot dogs with him. Where was it in New York City? Yeah, in the city. Oh, geez.

All right, then he's about to be the Pied Piper. Cousin Jay, my old neighborhood I lived in, there'd be a woman that drove around throwing peanuts out of her window to feed the squirrels. All right, I guess we don't need to do that. Is that still a thing for kids these days? What? Peanut allergies? No, well, yeah.

Yes, it is. Do you remember growing up that baffling mystery, and obviously it's squirrels, wherever once in a while as a kid, you would just find it. a peanut. You never did that? You don't remember that back in the day? Just outside? You would find a whole peanut. I bet people you'd be like, yeah, I remember that. You would be a Cody only experience. I don't remember any.

You know, as a kid, you didn't just find random peanuts outside. But you do a lot more exploring than I do. You're just out looking around it's tough. Yeah, I'm outside. So the squirrel just dropped the peanut? I'd imagine that's what they were from. Does the squirrel not know it's not supposed to have nuts? Because it's eating them. Right.

They're delicious. It's liking them. Delicious. All right. Yeah, Jeff is right. Bread doesn't exist in the wild, so why would an animal... You don't know that. There's no bread trees out there?

You don't know where they're making... See, Pat Lucas, I found a random peanut by my car yesterday. There you go. A little present for you. 315, 364, 1009. You ever find a random nut? Whiskey Wednesday. For what?

Who did? Doing what is it? I'll be doing it. What is this? Is this a new thing you're doing? I'm drinking tonight, yes. Is it a new venture? Well, I'm dabbling in it.

Yes, I'm going to see how it works out. Whiskeyed Wednesday. Sure. I'll put together a packet for you. If you can get caught up on it. And now is this a thing you do on Twitch? Uh-huh. And where's that? That's on the internet.

And how do I get this? Do I have to pay for that? Is it a download? Is this a place I go to? Do I have to go to a place? Is it like when my kids are on the PlayStation store and they're doing Fortnite skins? Mm-hmm. Is that whiskey Wednesdays? Yes, that's what I'll be doing. Yes. I'll be doing dances.

Mm-hmm. Oh. Like marshmallow. Okay. You're a marshmallow guy? What hell happened to Marshmallow? He was the biggest thing. I think it was... My kid was marshmallow for a Halloween one.

I think it's the same thing that happens with a lot of these guys like a scrillix and all that. There's only so much... Ah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, sure. That you can listen to. And I guess Marshmallow wore that big head thing

so he could just like reintegrate back into society. Right? Yeah, he's like, eh, I'm just gonna... Nothing. Yeah, right, yeah, that marshmallow guy is wicked on Not to say it like that, but it really is.

A DJ has to integrate back into society. He takes off. Dead Mouse takes off his giant helmet. And he just walks back. Hi, I'm Mark. Hi, how are you? Dead Mouse's name is Joel. Hi, I'm Joel.

Hi, I'm Joel. How are you? But no, he did that song with a day to remember. And it was like, oh, all right. And then he had a couple hits on like pop radio too. Yeah. And then it was just, or he was like, oh, thank God. I finally made no money.

I don't have to do this anymore. Cool, we're done. What if he's just like another musician now? We wouldn't know. No, I, yeah, I'm sure. I've never looked into it, but I would not be shocked. He just became another food. You wouldn't know?

Right? You wouldn't know? I don't know. Same with Daft Punk. You wouldn't know if Daft Punk just started showing up in a hip-hop group or something? Let's see. I mean, you might know because it'd be a couple of, you know, 60-year-old white guys. Well, yes.

Let's see. He, um, oh, his name's Chris. Christopher Comstock. This is marshmallow we're talking about. He's highly active, transitioning away from pop to focus on bass music. Baseball? He's the same thing. He's focusing on baseball?

Same thing. He launched a pop punk project called Underbrook and continuing, oh, he's got a residency at the win. That's why he doesn't have to do anything because those people. Oh, you got that casino gig. That's Steve Ioki gig. They give you a billion dollars to just entertain drunk white folk for quite a while. We got to get a Vegas residency, bud. What would we do?

at our Vegas residency. This, live. This? Nobody'd care. Just this live. Nobody would even care. Yeah. No, he's released a bunch of albums, but no, I don't. Let's see.

Let's see, hold on. Let's see. Marsh, I want to see you if they have, without the mask. Marshmallow, no mask? Yeah. Let me see. There's only one photo that exists of Daft Punk without their home. Oh, really?

Yeah. Do you see anywhere? It looks like he did at one point. It's just a normal dude, I guess. Okay. All right. regular guy. I really thought my kid was going down that path.

He was really into marshmallow. He was literally making beats on the iPad. And then he changed his mind. He went in another way. That was one of those fun hobbies where it was cool. Yeah. And then he never know now that if he still got that, does he have like that first DJ set?

He's got all the instruments. My house is full of instruments. Wait. He plays a lot of guitar now and he's very talented. Come back around. Zippy said, didn't know the singer of Blur is the singer of Gorillas. Yes, it is. Damon Al Bar.

And they're going on tour. They announced a tour yesterday. I saw that. like to see the guerrillas. No. It's like Jersey was the closest. Closest was Jersey again. And again, they're not a Jersey drive for me.

No, they are, they are a Dary and Lake drive at that like, you know what I mean? It's like an hour and a half. Yeah. That's, that's good. And I love Blur. Like, I own all the Blur albums, at least the ones up. Yep. I don't know when they released more, but.

No, I like Blur. I like Blur, but it's fun, but. Yeah. If they were at a thing and I was there, I'd go watch it. Because I don't know what their show is. I've watched us. I've seen a bunch of their live shows. on, like, just watching live shows.

The band is on stage, but there's also, like, you're watching cartoons. They do that. They'll put up a screen for a couple songs because they have, like, little movies for some of the guerrilla songs. They'll do something where it's just the Damien Allbarn guy up there with, like, a piano and stuff. They do a multitude of things now. They're on SNL in a couple weeks, if not this week, at some point. I think I missed, I think it was, was it this past one with the hockey guy from the hockey show? Yeah, was that guerrillas?

Was that the gorillas or was that somebody else? No, no, that was Mumford and Sons. Yes. Mumford and Sons. Even I'm coming around to you on that. Again, they were, we played them. We played them here, and I liked it. That one song they had, and then it was too much, and then Little Ligon Man.

That was it. Just the name I was like, I can't. He did have Hozier come out, Hoseier, Hoseer, whatever that guy's name is. I like him. I like him. I like all that music. I like all that clappy acoustic. sound, you know, Americana stuff.

It depends. I like some. I like the way. Even watching him on SNL. That guy does it. How do you say it? Hozier? I like the way he does it.

I like his voice a lot. But even when like Mumford and Sons came out, I was like, oh, all right. That's enough. Again, I've never heard a reaction like the other hockey guy got. That was so weird. I didn't know he was that. Because the other guy didn't. Well, he was the host.

You weren't expecting the other guy. to show up. I don't know anything about heated rivalry. They freaked out, yeah. Because it was an audience full of heated rivalry fans. That's true. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It was women in heat. They were there. They were so horny that the heated rivalry boys were there. And then he did a stripper sketch. Did you see? I don't even know his name. No, I saw like two sketches.

He got in his underpants, so they went nuts for that. He knew what they were doing. He knew what they were doing. He knew what they were doing. Hopefully they capitalize on that as much as they can. It's the current biggest thing is heated rivalry. Keep pumping those things out. Everything, heated rival, I don't follow it. It's just not a show made for me. I'll watch it.

But yeah, but I have enough of shows to watch that that's down the list. But everybody has kind of leaned into it. Don't go too hard because then you'll burn yourself out on heated rivalry. There's a lot of hockey teams doing heated rivalry nights, which is great. I love it. There's a lot of podcasts now to discuss heated rivalry. Yeah. Because I like soap-poppery type shows.

That's always fun. I don't have a problem with that. But it's very similar like Twilight was 20 years ago. I feel like we're in the heated rivalry moment. Although the one sketch I saw, I now saw the guy that I don't like in yet another sketch. And he's gone after this year. I'm trying to find him right now.

I've not really disliked a guy as much as I like new cast member Tommy Brennan. Oh, with the 90s here, you don't like Tommy Brennan? He sucks. He's a terrible actor. What did you, what sketch was he in? I forget, he's been in a couple. He was in, um, there's just a couple I've seen him in where he's just not good at it. He was in that, um, the Sebastian Manascalco one where he's sitting in the chair.

Yeah. I don't know. He just doesn't come off as believable. Maybe he's funny and some stuff he does and he hasn't gotten to show it yet. I don't know. He, but he is, he is just milk toast. He's not really. Yeah, I am not a fan of the few things I've seen where it's like take anything he's in and take him out and

Put in one of the other guys. Listen, it's hard to shine with Keenan's still on that stage, bud. That is true. You're all going to be dull in Keenan's shine. Anything Tommy Brennan's in. Take him out, put in Keen. Put in Keenan.

That's all I'm asking. You put in Keenan and we're happy. I'm seeing on the list. I forgot some of these people that left because I was looking for the guy that I was like, put more of this guy in. I forgot he left. Who?

The Longfellow guy. Oh, yeah. Michael Longfellow was very funny. Well, the new app alerts you if someone is nearby with smart glasses. Are you starting to get concerned about smart glasses or no? No, if you're probably not in that nerdy world yet.

No, because it's one of those weird, if I'm in public, you can record me. That's how that goes. Okay. You know what I mean? I don't care. I mean, I kind of would kind of like to know if it's like. Well, that's what this app exists for. Well, if you're recording me on purpose, not just like if we're walking down the road and someone walks by me and they were recording me, I don't.

care about that. It used to be very niche because like there were those Google lens for a while. Like there was a couple of attempts at smart glasses years ago. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And they kind of came and went and nobody made a big to do about it. But now they're making a big to do about it. Like if you go into Best Buy. Yeah, they're not as complicated. Have you been to do a Best Buy recently? Yeah, but it's when I do, it's to look at TVs. Sure. If you go into the Best Buy, you'll see a giant glasses. display now. Oh, really? With like 40 frames that are all

smart glasses. Rayban has a whole thing. Huh. But there are people like you who don't want to be filmed. They don't know what's going on. What have I had glasses right now that we're filming you? What do you carry, right? Oh yeah, we are on a giant camera right here in the room. That's what I mean. I don't, it's not

a big deal. And also, again, if you're, I'm out on the streets and stuff like that, You could have a huge camera and hold it in my face. And you don't care? Well, I mean, there's nothing I can do. Sure, I'm in public. Sadly, you have no right to privacy in public.

But maybe you're like in a restaurant or somewhere private and you don't know about smart glasses. Yes, I also very much understand it's, you know, because then you take it creepy dudes. Yes. They ruin everything. They ruin everything. They're going to just stare at ladies or go to a gym. Or drop their glasses under their skirts and stuff. It's always going to be...

That's my move, but then I like... Oh, I've dropped my phone. My shoe, and then I look up... I look up the ladies and I look at their butt chis. That's why I have mirrors on top of my shoes, so I can look under... It worked out real while. We had that Irish guy that worked here and that kilt.

The app is called nearby glasses, and it is constantly scanning for nearby signals that emit Bluetooth-enabled tech, such as wearable devices. It's on Android. Concept is good because smart glasses are increasingly going to be a thing. People are doing it. What is it? What happens?

Your phone starts going balls to the wall. Let's say someone near you has smart glasses. Nerd alert. Nerd alert. Nerd alert. You know what I mean? But then does it pinpoint it? Because then you're just going to be.

It doesn't say it just telling you that someone is near you with glasses. Because now I'm just going to be out at. Huh? I'm going to be standing at a taste of Syracuse just going. Huh? Who did? Oh. It's got the smart glasses.

The company that developed it does not like smart glasses. They say smart glasses are an intolerable intrusion. Consent neglecting horrible tech. So they hate it. They're against it. They're not as at peace with it as you are. Well, because they're simpler now.

They're just basically recording things. They're not because like what you were saying, when these first came out, remember it was the funny sketches of people trying to use them and Google, Google, no, no, Google. Wait, hold on. Google record.

No, back. Yeah. Google Pack. What? No. No. Now it's, you know, just to have a camera in them. Yeah, I think Sister's right. It's probably for like, if I'm in, if I'm just working the register at like Wendy's and you come in, I want to know if you're filming me, I'm at work right now. Plus, there are just creepers who are going to go into bathrooms with them. So if you're in the bathroom on your phone and you know someone just walked in. Yeah. We're in a video camera on their face.

I got to quiet out my BMs. Be careful to get him to be pooping. I don't want to be pooping too loud. We eating a little breakfast spaghetti and chat? What's going on? Every song about spaghetti. A little breakfast scabby. A little breakfast scatty.

All right, sure. Good morning. This is K Rock. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. I'll get you shall shunton. Oh, there it is. Twitch.com.

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You bring her some spaghetti right now. Big a bowl. A thing of pasta. And mention K.Rot? 30%. Wow. Pasta, not included. What do you think?

No, you got to bring her the pasta. I couldn't work that close to a diner, man. I'd be, I'd be. Yeah. I couldn't work that close to fast food places. Because you could just call that diner and run, like. Yeah, dude. Close.

Back in five. Run over there. Yeah. Figure out a way to set up with like the door, like the kitchen, just knock on, back door. I am lucky to not live near fast food or work near fast food. Because if I was like, if I worked in like, you know, Cicero or something. Did you see?

By the way, speaking of Cicero, I don't have the news in front of me. I should find it on the website. I think there's going to be a total of like nine chicken restaurants within a mile of each other. There might even be more. Somebody on the internet did the list once. Because they're going to open a wing. Stop. There's a Dave's hot chicken. There's a KFC. There's a Popeyes.

Yep. Well, I was going to say, it'd be easier to go, if you know the road, to go backwards. You know it better than I do. Because I don't know how far up, because there's a sports bar now on the corner where sometimes Amish Southern goods in the summer. You're like, what is that restaurant? Yeah, yeah. Now it's like a sports bar. So they probably have it. I don't know if you want to count them or not. But we'll start with over by all mixed up. There's like sassies.

There's like a sales or there's something. There's a chicken spot there. So you have to start there. Okay. And there's a Palladino's Pizza right over there. Right? So if you want to count. Okay.

Chicken wing places as well. Yes. Sure. Because there's a diner as well in that plaza. Go down that whole. That's what I mean. I want to bring it up on a mat. Dude, it's impossible to start because there's Cicero Country Kitchen.

Also pizza place. I'm not even. No, you're not. You're not. I just took a last off of. Salis Birdland is over there. Yeah. I just took.

a left off of 31. Uh-huh. And I, you know what I mean? Like, that's, there's like, there's five or six right there. Yeah, the news did a story last night about the, um, incoming wing stop. And the guy was like, I don't know. There's trying to find it. I can't, these news websites are terrible.

Can't use them. And I know, I know I'm going to miss a bunch of spots, but there's the, the wild wings. That's the, like, pick up or whatever, isn't that right inside of, next to that, um, where the sweet frog was in front of the target. Is that not a Wild Wings, like, there can be a, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you go, this is a very local, very hyper-local references we're making,

I'm sorry, but in Cicero, between, I guess, Bear Road and 31, at least 20 spots to get chicken. At least. Buffalo Wild Wings is right there. Tullies is right there. Then you get into the Chick-fil-A, KFC,

Dave's Hot Chicken, McDonald's, if you want, on it. Denny's. Burger King. Shut up. I'm sure they got chicken subs. Firehouse subs. Listen to us over there. Shut up Firehouse subs. That's there. Yeah, dude. That Taco Bell is over there. I mean, it's overwhelming. But I mean, if you live over there, that's dope. But they got the wing stop coming now. Wow. No, the wing stop coming. I do like a wing stop. I do miss that about being in Cicero. how easy it was to just loop around and grab really whatever the hell you...

Copper top is right there. Copper top. What is it? The Brick and brew pizza place. Is pizza at Wing Street? Is that still right there too? Count there. Go down a little bit far.

Throw their tossing fires right there. Toss and fire. That's the best stretch of food in Central New York. Is it not? I mean... Tell me a better stretch of food in Central New York than that stretch. You keep going down and then you get to like that fish. Cove Place and the cheese steak place and there's a couple other places that

Sammy's New York Delly that everybody freaking loves is over down that same little stretch before you kind of get out onto sweetheart corners there where you know like Utica pizzas and that little plaza and there's an applebee's it's it's it's and it's the only thing I can compare it to is at least Fairmount Fairmount has a big stretch right there they got a lot put it not as much as Cicero I don't know about as many chickens yeah Dairy Queen Dairy Queen's right there. Dairy Queen. New Hartford's got a good stretch.

Do they? Yep. Like if you, I don't know the roads as well, but if you come out of like Breamers, there's a bunch of food there. If you go to like the Best Buy, there's a bunch of food over there. But none of it competes with that stretch in Cicero,

and they keep putting more in. That's crazy. Anyways. It's nuts. Coming soon to Cicero, you're going to do that wing stop, and I can't find the clip I was going to play. They're just going to keep hacking them in over there.

Man, I mean, it's just, it's one of the craziest stretches of road in all of Central New York, where if you hit it at the wrong time, like you are beyond theft. Yeah, you ain't driving on that road. There's just. But, again, there were also times, like I used to say, I could get all the way down 31, take a lap ski onto 11, get into that dairy queen, and back up 11 and back on to 31 and back home. Mm-hmm. With a couple of blizzards before, you know, a commercial break,

even and sometimes. Yeah, commercial drive is what I'm talking about. They got a good stretch of food on commercial drive. A risky boulevard too. Yep. What is that spot? We used to, when we'd get our Burger King date,

what was that stretch of road? I forget that road. Yeah, I forget over there. Yep. But it was over by Sanger Town Mall. Yep. You come out of Sanger Town Mall and there was all that. All that food right there.

I don't know their local places as well, but that is just as packed with. Yeah. But man, the Chimkins over here. I'm going to have some chickens. Chicken is a vans. Falable, folks. Ryan Dean on News Channel 9 is Big Pun.

He's the pun master. Yep. He has so many puns in his newscasts. Yep. This was the clip I saw last night explaining how many chicken restaurants we're about to have in Cicero. Oh, boy. Okay. He does it.

He's going to get us the breast of the situation. Oh, count them. Central New Yorkers love their wings. So many of you've been asking when a well-known chicken wing franchise will fly into our area. Eric wants to know. No, when will Wingstop open in Camillis and Cicero? I have a saucy update for you. Let's start in Camillis.

We first told you last fall, this old GameStop has been unplugged, and Wingstop is moving in. This spot is off West Genesee Street near Fairmount Fair right next to Jersey Mikes. I'm told the makeover from gaming store to wings galore is nearly complete. I don't have an exact date, but the franchise group is hoping to have this one open for your take. base buds next month. Let's fly over to Cicero to what's become the chicken capital of our area. A wing stop is also moving into this strip mall off Route 11 right next to the tropical smoothie. The chicken chain says it will open this spot not long after Camillis gets up and running. When it does, you will have a KFC, Chick-fil-A, a Dave's hot chicken, Popeyes, and a Buffalo Wild Wings go,

pretty much all within a mile on Route 11. that's a little egg-cessive. Six puns. That's your boy. Six puns. Ryan Dean. Big pun! He sat around all day doing those.

He loves them and every single one, it's his what's-in-store segment. Yeah. He loves working the puns in. I love that. Legendary. Legendary. And then they're going to open that Kenny Rogers Roasters right downstairs. Kenny?

We all give a very happy birthday to the happiest guy I know. Chuckie Lai. Chuckie, if you see him, I know. You give him some birthday spankens. I know that if it was one thing I know about Chucky, he would want a birthday hug. He'd want a hug. He'd want a little smooch. You absolutely get in there on him.

Give him a nice little squeeze. How much you love him. I'm not going to say how old he is, but Chucky, you're old, bud. He's old bank. You're old. Go ahead. Happy birthday, Juggie, love. Can you even hear us.

We said, Chucky, we said, happy birthday birthday. Birthday, bud. Nah, he doesn't have his hearing aids in. I don't think. No, I made a turd today. I already went. He could have lost. I already made Duku.

I already did it. He could have lost his hearing from being an elderly person or just standing on sides of stages for 100 years. Now he's going to hit up. He's going to pull up here and flip us off at any minute. I'm going to look so I can do it. Duck the brick. Good morning, everybody.

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I'll do my own. Don't you worry about it. study finds that house plants don't actually clear the air in your home, but they can make it cooler. I'll get to the cooler part in a second. Yeah, but I have a sick-ass-looking plants. Yeah, I'm going to have them in here. Make it cool.

That's what I mean. I like them in the studio. I like them at my house. I like plants. Yeah, I just like that thing. Cool. Like, I don't think they're like filtering that much out, but they're doing something, right? Yeah, I didn't think that.

They want my breath. I'm assuming if you have the very certain ones that do all that stuff, then yeah, you're good to go. But yeah, I never really operated under the assumption that all of my house plants made so like my air is all fresh and clean. I mean, it helps a little. Yeah, I know it does something. Hello from Norway. Tomba!

We're international. They can follow us from Norway. I love your country. I've been there. It is beautiful. That's neat. New study looked at how well plants clean air indoors. Yeah, I imagine you have to have.

A lot. And they really don't do much. I guess I figured that. I didn't think that it was like an air filter in my house. Not out in the wild in the forest. To match what a half-decent ventilation system does, you would need one plant for every square foot of your living space, which Cody is getting close to.

He's getting pretty close. I really wouldn't be surprised if I laid them all out. He's getting pretty close. Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot. So if your home is 1,000 square feet, you would need 1,000 plants. Again, he's getting close. Okay, yeah.

But they also found that even if they don't clean the air, they still make us feel more comfortable and less stressed. I never was into plants until Cody got us into plants. And now I like looking at them. Oh, I love it. I love having a plant. There's something about them. I just like looking at them.

Yeah, I was going to say, the vibe is nice. I like that they add to things. People always comment on how nice the studio is when they come in. They don't make me feel cluttered. No, no, no, no. Sometimes, and then we move them around and all that other stuff. Mm-hmm. But they also say, come summertime, they actually do lower the temperature of the room, which is interesting to me.

Like, they'll cool your room if you've got plants. Okay. They pointed to several studies where people thought temperatures were coming down in rooms because plants were around, whether it's evaporation or just different air circulation, I guess. Does it have anything to do with the mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell? Of the cell, if you will. Does that anything to do with it? I like that we all remember that one thing from school. That's like the one thing we all, it's like a universal language that we all remember.

That's right there. That the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Oh, you're talking about the powerhouse of the cell? The mitochondria? Yeah. No one about it. Oh, chloroform? Oh, yeah.

There's three things I learned that I still remember from school. Chlorophyll. Chloriform is the other thing. More like borafil. I remember mitochondria is the parlor house of the cell. Yep. I remember

that you swallow by using peristulsis. Parastalysis is what swallows in the esophagus. Oh, okay, then. Lack of peristulstalsis means you can't swallow. For as much of that as Inksma's doing, she doesn't have a pair. She's got like four.

Four estalsel. And then I also learned that The hole in your penis is called the meatus. Hey, but that really, that's about it. Double meatus. That's about all I take out of, that's all about I take out of school.

And I don't even know of any of that's true. Vastafrance. You remember the Vastafranes? Uh-huh. Gonna snip that. That way you don't have to have to have babies. I remember A squared plus B squared equal C squared, right? Right?

Oh, I guess I was in more advanced math than some people in this room. I don't say, I think. I don't know. Hmm. I guess I'm a math genius. I don't know. It would make sense. That's what you just said.

It would make sense. I mean, what you said, if I run it through my calculations, it does make sense. Well, that was the problem with all that stuff with math. Like, they would always try to, like, with the tests and stuff, they would try to trick you. And it's like, why don't you just make it much easier? You know, just help me out a little bit here. I want to get the answer too. I used to hate multiple choice in the math.

It's like, why are you trying to trick me with answers? They all look correct. Answer B, D, all the above. The Pythagorean theorem. No, a lot of those, I don't remember, because the teacher doing the stupid singing songs, B.S. To try to get older teens to learn math.

He thought that was the way to go about it. Was to do singy, songy, BS. So I remember little bits of it. Okay. But, oh, I hated it. Oh, that guy was the worst. I remember a lot of my music. stuff, but that doesn't really come into life.

Like, I remember all good boys deserve fudge from my circle of fifths. Yep. That's about that. What's the one for the planets? Oh, the pneumonic device to remember the planets?

Because now P is gone. Pluto's not a planet anymore. What the hell is the planets one? I remember. Oh, God. Nope, that's not in there. It's like imagine right now what's going on in my brain is there's a little man with a hard hat on in a flashlight. Yeah.

And he's really looking around trying to find any of this information you're asking me about. Yeah, no, it's literally a guy in the dark. It's poking around trying to find all these things you're saying out loud and I don't remember it. Let me see here. No. No, he just said to, hey, do you know the thing with the planets? Oh my God. Look at the top text.

I have 97 houseplants. Look how many houseplants. I love it. That's beautiful. I love that. They're cool. They spark joy. They spark joy.

The only reason I passed trigonometry in pre-cal is because my teacher was hot. Hell yeah. Shout out Miss Locke and Tully. Oh, Mr. Locke. Shout out of Mr. Locke and Tully, handsome gentleman. What's up, bud? Yeah, I don't remember any. I didn't.

The man in the hard hat with the flashlight couldn't find anything. Yep. It's bouncing around. I can't find anything. Don't, don't tell you. Does none of you know what the... Yeah, there you go. What was it?

My very educated mother just served us nine planets. I like that one. They days out the nine planets. So what are they? My, Mars, very Venus, educated Earth. Yep. Mother. Mercury.

Mercury. Very educated Mother. Just Jupiter. Just Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. And Neptune. All right.

In Pluto. Okay. We're not forgetting Pluto. It's Pluto's a damn planet. Thank you. Get the show on demand. Wherever you download podcasts, step in K-Rock, the show. Oh.

Poof. There it is. Happy birthday, everybody. Happy birthday, everybody. Again. Old-ass Chuckie love. Make sure you look like or try to hold his hand or something. Give him a hug.

Give him a little kiss on the cheek. You'd love it. He'd love it. Oh, look. Um, man, that is depressing. Jealousy. I didn't know that. John Candy died at the age of 43.

I'm older than John Candy. Yeah, well, he had, like, health issues, though. Don't we all? No. No, we do not. March 4th, 1994. Yeah, no, he was, wasn't he just... He was very large and he smoked.

Yeah, he had, like, family of heart issues. A lot of those guys back then, then they all were like, oh, if he did that, then I got to try to see how hard I can do it. All of the balusie. Yeah, he died today, 1994. Very sad, but, yeah, I didn't know he was only 43. John Candy, I like me is a very good, sad documentary if you want to watch it. Highly recommend it.

Very good, very sad. Very good. Very sad. Well, maybe you want to get out of work today. Maybe you're like, I see a lot of you. You're already getting pissed off by your coworkers in our chat. I'm sorry. Are they cursed?

Are they cursed? I hope so. I'm pissed off by my co-worker every day. Harumph! So BuzzFeed has this article about just the silliest excuses people have heard their coworkers used to have to leave work. Yeah, okay. Now, we standard on the show on K-Rock tell you, just say diareers. You can't.

You can't debate diarrhea. As long as you're, like, legit about it, like, dude, I got it. Like, going to your boss's office and be quiet about it. And, you know what I mean? Like, bro, listen, I got to get out of here. Nobody is going to be like, no, you don't. Show it. Show me.

You can have massive diarrhea at work. No, you can do diaries here. Yeah, that one will get you on. If you work here and you want to get out, just leave. There's nobody here to tell you. Yeah, you know, people just come and go as they please. Or do they just hang out. Here's some of the excuses that they were sharing.

One person said their kid got a pee stuck up their nose, so they got to go help the kid. Yeah, kids are stupid. Kids are pretty dumb. I can see that. They do do stupid dumb things. And adults are pretty stupid, too. Don't worry about that.

Well, I mean, we got a little ball stuck up my brother's nose, a little bell. What did you, I forgot, you've said it before. Did you have to go to the, you have to go to the, you have to go to the R for? Or did you just. I forgot how I, I forgot how we get it out. Put your finger on the side. Yeah, she was a nurse. I bet she knew to just

you blow that out. She probably pulled it out of there. Yep. I need to leave early because my car is low on gas. Good one. Got it. Hey. Gas stations do not close at five.

Whoa, whoa. Whoa. You can work until five. Yeah. I didn't know that some of them. I don't know. Is this all of them that if you're willing to risk the biscuit and use a credit card, you can use them after they closed.

Really? Yeah. I see people, the one that I drive by every morning, I see people at it and I'm always like, what are you doing? And I've asked the guys inside, he's like, yeah, we leave it on. It's credit card only. And if there's an issue, ain't no we can do about it.

Wow, I didn't know that. Interesting. I thought you had to have somebody there to do something or something. Niki Nug says her sister's held, her sister's nose held four micro machines before the ER business. Hell yeah. That's a story. I mean, my belly button has held numerous pebbles and such other things. Yes, it has. Nothing, you know.

Can you know. Jimmy and Chat says I worked with the guy that called in because it was his cat. That's birthday. Oh, that's a special day. You don't want to miss your cat's birthday. Oh, you're just going to miss it. And they only got nine lives. Leave your cat.

Home sad all day? Come on, now. Or just bring it in. Bring your cat in. This person needed to leave work because their dog had locked their son out of the house. You know what, though? That one is a legit. Yeah, I got to let the kid in.

You have, like, if your kid, like right now, your kid's outside. Like, I got to go home. You know what I mean? Yeah. You can be like, all right, you can wait until 430. What did the text lines say? I had a guy. I had a guy tried to get out of work once because he stepped on his belt buckle.

Did it go through his foot? Because that's, uh, gross. Oh, man. Other excuses coming in. A guy called out because he got lost in the woods all weekend. I was here Monday. And he didn't get back until 4 a.m. I was here.

It did take me. Yeah. Many hours. What was it? Seven? Six or six or six or six or however long I was out from the start to the finish. You were out. You were out.

You were out. You're out. Broker in chat says, I had someone calling because they had to shut their mom's windows. Well, is it going to rain? Well, I mean,

you don't get raining the house now. See, I always was the guy that I was like, don't just, if you don't want to, just. You don't got to make up a, we don't got to do a song and dance here.

I don't care. You are, you are very, it's a grocery store. You were very much allowed to. So as long as you're not going to get in trouble. for it from the higher-ups. I said, all you do is just tell me you ain't coming.

I used to just let them leave notes the day before. Yeah. They were like, I'm not coming tomorrow. All right. Just put it on there that way. I know, and then I can do the, oh yeah, he called, oh yeah, he called three hours ahead. Oh, yeah.

Yep. These are the wildest excuses. People have heard people leaving work early. I did that one. Couldn't come to work because their reflection looked judgy this morning. they needed a mental health day. Yeah. I mean, you're looking yourself in the mirror,

and you're trying to smile, and it's giving you the finger back. Oh, yeah, I hate that person in the mirror, whoever they are. I had a kid, a text line says, I had to go to the hospital as a kid because I got magnets stuck up my nose that were little fruits from the 70s and 80s.

I wanted to know how they smelled. I remember those, too. On the fridge. I remember those too. Yeah, dude. Mm-hmm. My boss won't come in or will leave work early is if his wife says she'll have sex with him.

Yeah. Duh. Yeah, that's a rare occurrence. So if it's being offered, dude, I'm telling you right now. You're calling in. I might leave here right now if someone was like, you back of your apartment and we're going to do sex right now.

I would why you, you'd be like, listen like. Yeah, dude. I got to get it. I would approve that. I'm going to have to go. I would say, all right, I'm going to add a couple of Metallica songs and I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Right, we got. Same, bro. Listen. If the offer's there. I mean, a lot of times it's just super salad. Scott trying to put, I mean, even then, I'm still like, hey, buddy. I work from home, but I had someone leave an online meeting because a squirrel was trapped in their chimney. See, once you're home, like how they want all these people work from home, you're going to have to then deal with at home problems like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That or shirtless husband coming behind you on a Zoom call? What's on here? Well, in the early days of COVID, we didn't know what. was going on. That's what I mean. You got to deal with stuff like that. I don't know what was going on. One person said, oh, gotcha. All right.

This person says, my excuse is to say, I have a casserole in the oven. Oh, yeah, you got to be careful. I have a dumb question. You leave it in there. I have two questions about ovens. Well, okay. Not necessarily about ovens.

But yeah, about ovens. One is about an oven. Oh. I have a stroke. Well, let me, wait, one and a half. Hold on. Well, I mean, if you count, there are both appliance-related questions. Okay.

One is about an oven. One is about a refrigerator. All right, so only one question is about an oven. Yeah. Not two. But two questions are about appliances. Do they make ovens that I can just preheat on my phone, or is that dangerous? Oh, I bet they're smart ovens and all that type stuff.

Because I was like, I was driving home the other day and I was thinking about, you know, it'd be pretty dope if I could. preheat my oven right now. I bet you can. But also that would cause fires, wouldn't it? Well, I mean, you gotta be very well aware. Like, that's a lawsuit coming to you.

Right, or hope that, you know, your wife or your kids aren't homemaking something. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, your wife's trying to do something and you're turning the oven on. All right. You're all saying it does exist.

Yeah, I bet there's very smart things like that. refrigerators. Mm-hmm. I bet anything. My second question regarding appliances.

Does anybody have a refrigerator that I'll have a camera in it? So when you're at the store, you can bring up your phone and see what's not in your fridge. I don't. Because yesterday I didn't know if I had miracle whip or not for my tuna.

Those are cool. Do those exist? I do kind of like those. Because as much as I don't need the TV on my fridge or anything like that, I think it would be cool to have one of those fridges that are available that you can bring up an app on your phone

and it turns on the camera and you can see. Because I've seen those commercials. That is the end of my appliance and appliance-centric question. That was pretty good. Those are the two I have. Those are your two appliances. Thank you. Thank you for filling me in.

I hope that we were able to... Yeah, Joe says those exist as well. Guys, you ever think about appliances? We're doing great things. Kitchen appliances, yes. Not the bigger ones, small ones and such. Any more excuses? as you guys have had. Everybody judges us

for our like of Maracle Whip. Stacey, it's good. Marika Whip is the best type of the stuffs. I have another question. I have another question for the room. You don't like egg whites and vinegar? Get out of here. Have I been eating the wrong mayonnaise? Yes. Period. Is there a different mayonnaise?

And by that I mean, why does my Hellman's mayonnaise not taste like restaurant mayonnaise? You probably buy different mayonnaise? mayonnaise is. But are there like, I thought, I think I dreamed it. There's, is there a heavy mayonnaise somewhere? There's like

full fat whatever Hellman's mayonnaise is and there's light mayo and there's that Duke's Mayo and then there's like Cisco Mayo. That's what I'm saying. It's probably Cisco rep mail. You know what I mean? Like there's I know I'm all over the place

with my questions here folks, but listen he's a curious little cat. All right, back to my conversation here. Random things, what? I mean, the mayo doesn't help, but you got condom, condom questions, condiment questions. You are right. I'm in the room with a professional. I'm sir sauce over here. I'm in the room with an expert, a condoment expert. So this is the only place that it is appropriate.

I've stood in front of that aisle long and up. But there is like a heavy mayo I can get? Yeah. Yeah. And what is that? What do they do for that? It's probably like, I don't know, like full whatever they use to make mayo. Just like the fattest, greasy, like all butter.

All right. Finally, this is said Beefed Hallow. Their wife said he had to come home immediately. Everyone was concerned. Oh. Apparently his wife had won $500 on the radio because she was able to convince him to leave work immediately

without telling him it was a radio contest. So, okay, the radio, like Cody and I are like, convince your husband to get, scare the hell out of your husband. So we had Jojo tell Rob. Get home immediately. Get home immediately. But don't tell him that you won $500 from us. You want a lawsuit.

I'll tell you how to get a lawsuit. You just told someone to rush home. They get in a car accident and kill somebody because of a radio contest. That one ain't getting past the lawyers. There's weird rules of all that stuff. I tell you that much, all right? Radio contests are not fun anymore. And then the poor husband probably driving home in a panic of what the hell's wrong with Mike family, you know?

Yeah. Anyways. 315, 365, 6, 4.1. 109. Keep I'm coming. What's your strangest excuse to leave work early? Whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7 o'clock on Twitch.tv. Slash K-Rox, C-N-Y. Yo, I will go live. I will go live. You're so some to drink.

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Oh, make a spear. I just drink my whiskey neat. I don't put any water, ice in it or anything like that. That doesn't that change it or whatever? If you do a little drop of water, a lot of whiskey nerds will say it opens it up, but I don't... I don't need ice getting in the way of my liquor. I mean... Okay, please.

Thank you. Trying to get this booze in my belly. I mean, duh. Okay, I do, I have whiskey stones at home that somebody gifted me. I've used those. I used to. Those were cool. I have that sphere thing. I can try to make one if I remember tonight when I get home.

I used to have the stones. Those are wicked cool. Well, did you see that we're going to have a giant balloon for the St. Patrick's Day parade this year? Like, here? 25-foot-tall pot of gold will lead the parade. For many Central New Yorkers. Oh, neat. We have not seen a giant inflatable navigating downtown in a long time.

Why aren't there a bunch? I don't know. Are power lines down there? Probably a lot of money and places, like, people got to carry it. Too bad, let's go. Like, I remember seeing that inflated Gumby. Remember that Gumby? Yeah, that's what I mean.

I've seen photos of that, but... No offense, but, like, the parades here are lame. Nobody gives a damn that a bunch of news people and then Cumulus is walking down. Like, oh, look at it. There's a bunch of people that you know, like, hey, oh, cool. Like, no, it's, let's get a bunch of balloons. I like my Phoenix. I like my Phoenix parade.

We're just anybody can be in it. That one was lawless. Oh, you got a tractor? Get in there. Anybody can be in the Phoenix parade. Get in line. It's the, and I think that's every town's parade. Oh, yeah, horses, get in line. What are you got?

You own a tow truck? Get in that parade. We want to celebrate you. Get in there, do you want? What are you got? Cool motorcycle? Get in that parade. Yeah, come on.

Yeah, we're going to have a 25-foot-tall, inflatable pot of gold. God, how do we go? Coming up at the parade on parade day. Something has got to happen with it, right? Or the weather will be too bad or something. I don't know. It's got to, I hope it gets away from somebody. All of a sudden, you're like, if you are in the area of Jamesville.

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Yes, please. A little hockey. We're the Utah Mammoth playing tonight. The Mammoth. I don't know. I've never played them. I've never seen them. Those are you not following along.

Cody and I both have NHL 26 on our PlayStation's and we are obsessed. I was more obsessed before him. Yes. With the career. Now he's in the career mode. Yeah, what it looked like. fun when he was doing. So it's like, let me get on, let me get on this. And he got drafted by the Utah mammoth, which I thought were an HL team. I had such a good, I didn't know they were an expansion

team. Junior League tournament, too. I had, I think it was, uh, in like three or four games. Got a ad trick. Yeah, I had five goals. I had like seven assists, endless hits. And here's the thing, it was, it was kind of neat, though. Um, they showed like the draft board. Yeah. And on the draft board, though, um, oh, they used to be the Arizona coyotes? Oh, that's what that was? Oh, great. I didn't know about them either. That would have been even worse.

Yeah. They showed the, like, who, with the draft positions. And the number one team traded out to the Islanders. And I was like, oh, am I going to go to the Islanders? And I didn't even notice, but the mammoth traded up for the number four pick. And that's what they took me. Yeah. All right.

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