The Show - SATELLITE

Episode Date: March 15, 2026

No recaps on Friday shows, but Cody’s mom likes the worst candy ever made.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Boy, happy Friday. Oh, we did it.

Excuse me? We did it. We're made it to the end. Have another week. Hopefully you had a delightful week. Hopefully, you got a better weekend coming up. I don't know what your lives look like, but it's Friday, baby. How dare you say good morning to me?

I don't celebrate mornings. My apologies. I don't even mean to push my beliefs on you. I do celebrate mornings and I do celebrate RITAs. Unreal. No. Paychecks cleared. That means you got two more weeks of us, so that's good.

All right. Happy Easter. Oh, is that within two weeks? No. Oh. Close. Close because it is early on in April. Yeah.

What's going on? Sports last, that wasn't there a lot of hoops yesterday you were talking about? Yeah, just endless basketball yesterday. First thing my son says when he gets in the car, he goes, Dad, Miami lost their first game. Yeah. What was the Miami of Ohio? Yeah, they were. iffy all year. They aren't

very good, but somehow. Bobby Moynihan's character in that Tracy Jordan show went to Miami of Oneonta. Yeah, what? I heard. It was just a throwaway line that made me laugh only because I know Oneonta, but he was like, Miami of Oneonta.

Would that be Oswego then? Yeah, I don't know. But no, they were They were a really good team? No, yes and no. In that conference? Yes, they played nobody. Okay. And then the very first time they're tested at all, they lose.

They fell apart. All right. I think they will just because that's a good story for a random Thursday or Friday where a team that was undefeated going into their conference tournament. Now it loses back-to-back games. And they're going to, uh,

instead of just Oh, Auburn was 18 and 12. You know what I mean? Yeah, right. They started dialing into that. What a fun matchup. But yeah, there was just a ton of random games yesterday. Sunday, selection Sunday?

Yep. Do you get it all into that? Yep. You do? Okay. What is your date? You like, you get hiked up for that show? Yeah, it starts as soon as it's like five-ish, six-ish, right between there,

because the last game is usually the Big Ten championship. Okay. So that ends. Let's go to the east and see who the matchups are. Yep. The Duke Blue Devils will be absolutely in the Carolinas for as long as they can be because every year the tournament puts them as closest they can to the Carolina. Gotta make sure the Duke home team fans.

Come on out. Who's the guy that host that? I like his voice. It's usually Clark Kellogg is there. Greg Gumbull is on it. Gumbull, that's the one I like, yeah, because the brother was Brian Gumble who passed away. I like Greg Gumbull. That guy.

Happy. Happy. Friday folks. You know how to find us. We are live in Twitch.com. TV slash K-Roxy and Y. It's a Friday night house party tonight. We'll come back and do that. Going to be cold anyways. Snowing. Might as well hang out.

Listen to some tunes. Luca got 51 last night. Does anybody play defense in this league? We're going to play a defense. Anybody play defense in the NBA anymore? He tried to show everybody what to do. Knees outside of your goddamn elbows and asses down on the ground. Wow.

How hard is it? Crab walk. 200 point games coming up here soon, guys. Are we playing defense? How hard is that? Yeah, but what's for dinner is the real question? You know what I'm saying? I know it's only 616 in the morning, but what is for dinner?

Some type of meat. No, no, pizza doesn't sound bad either. I don't really know. I don't really know what I want tonight. Yeah, I'm not really sure. I guess I have 12 hours to figure that. Yeah, but we don't, the thing is that our brain start churning because we don't, do a breakfast.

No, we don't eat breakfast. We don't have donuts. We have our Spatchcock Funk Pity Donuts. Thank you, Alex and Matt, for your sympathies. So we can have those, but, you know, we don't have like omelets and such. So our brain started churning, and then we're like,

hmm, what's not good? Some steak. I don't know. Now I have to have some type of chicken to counteract how bad my chicken was from last night. What would you do? It just wasn't, it was rushed.

I thought I had something that it wasn't. They were chicken winking. I thought they were like thighs and stuff like that. Uh-huh. And then I didn't get home in time to throw everything in the crock pot. Oh, it's a cockapops night too.

So I was like, ah, just do you do an air fry recipe, you'll be fine. And the seasonings and everything was good, but it was just like, you know, thawed chicken that I spiced up and then cooked in the air fryer. So why do you got to do beef? You don't want to do redo chicken

to try to one up yourself? No, that's what I mean. I was thinking beef, I'm going to have to do chicken at some point this weekend to counteract how bad that was. Because the chicken inside was pretty good. So it just sucked that I had to stand there and rip open a bunch of frigging chicken wings to get out. For me. I was telling everybody in chat during Alston Chains there that we have a lot of food influencers in Central New York to make a lot of videos.

So I just end up seeing them because they're in my algorithms. And somebody was down at Congo Box, which you always rave about. Oh, man. You love Congo Box. And I haven't tried it yet. I just love how they cook it. But it's literally like in walking distance from this studio. It's right up the road.

Yep. And I don't like fish, but they were doing that fish on like the sword thing where they flip it over the coals. Yeah. You guys can have all the fish. There's plenty of to go around for you guys. But yes. I want to try their pork and they said their steak is really good. Yep.

The chicken's good. What do they put in their rice? Is it like a rice in a box? Yeah, they've got the rice and beans combos and stuff like that. They're very good. They're just, I like that they take it. They put it on the open, the open flame. Flame coals and they just rotate it on sick ass swords.

I got to give that a go. Yeah, very good. So I don't know. I don't know. I see what I eat for tonight. What are you guys eating for dinner? It is like two, three meals, though. It was a ton of food.

I saw the box that the guy got. It's one of those old school. Remember when you go to the mall and get Chinese food to go? Yeah, that's what they're doing down there. They do that. And they just keep shoveling. At least Chinese food stuff. They just kept shoveling and you're like,

I don't think that box can handle what you're putting in there. Pink says I'm going with the Chilean sea bass, red lentils, and green beans. Is that what that is at Congo Box? Is that a Chilean sea bass? I don't know. I did say what it was called in the video. It's fancy fish. So it's plenty for you guys to go around.

But yeah, it is that time, isn't it, where everyone's eating fish tonight? I forgot about that. Oh, Jesus fish. That's right. That does influence my decisions. For Fish Friday? Yeah. Just because I can.

I know, I know separate friars and all that, but sometimes I feel like, I feel like it crosses over a little bit. Fish cove, our boys of fish cove will be popping off. Yep. They were busy, uh, was it yesterday when I drove by? Yeah, probably going to get fish for today. Doing a little fish. Then you go to heaven because you eat fish on Friday.

That's actually for real, yep. That is, though. That's the one part that I do believe, yeah. Yep. That's, that's fish. Griff is going to fish dinner at St. St. Mary's in Manoa. Oh, I've done riffs on this plenty of times, how this is my

My favorite time of year How everybody has a fish near? Although, although Griff, if you want, I don't know where it would be on the wall. If there's any plaques

from my All-Star Days, just ripping up the soccer fields behind St. Mary's. Did you really? That was your boy stopping ground right there. Oh, yeah. Welcome to the home of Cody Leese, soccer star.

Extraordinaire. My dead grandparents are definitely buried in that graveyard. Are there really? Next to it. Yep. Do you ever visit your grandparents' graves? I've been there a long time ago, but no.

I never do either, and I don't know if I'm supposed to. You can, if you would like, if it helps you mourn. Heal and mourn and such, or to go maybe like do upkeep. My mom goes and visits my grandma MJs all the time over and, like, across from shopping town, that cemetery. My nanny, my honey nanny was cremated, so I don't know where those went. My mom must have those or something. Yeah. My other grandma and grandpa, they're buried up in Fulton,

and I've never gone to their graves. I don't know if I'm supposed to do them. I like to have my memories where I remember them. I was going to say, it depends on what you believe, because a lot of people don't want to go, because then that's what they got. Yeah. Although, you know how many ladies visit my dad's grave?

Do they really, though? Oh, you know. Oh, because it's at your house. Yes, it is. I'm winking. It is. He's got the little box right there. I would like you to talk to Frank a little bit this week.

Oh, I forgot about that. Thank you. Yep. With your ghost app. Yeah, it depends on, you know, what you plan on, you know. You all get your fish Friday dinner tonight. I know my in-laws will roll into some. Get your fish dinner.

Go visit your dead relative to the cemetery. Yeah, and Sarah with a great note. No one bring, and no, don't bring your fish to work today. Oh, well. And don't bring it to work tomorrow or Monday either. Nah, that's, it depends here sometimes. Fish is an at home or in restaurant only meal. It is not an office meal.

Trying to think of which I would say boss man, Alex is the one that brings fish because, you know, he's three people. He is kind of here. He's kind. Boss man, Alex is the one that has fish sometimes in the lunchroom, that's for sure. But he doesn't heat it up. It's not a heated up fish thing. So he's just eating fish.

Honestly, I'll call on Grip. He's one had stinky lunches for a long time. Jesus. Griff is in the chat right now. Griff is in the chat. I'll throw him onto the bus. Mr. Hot sauce and broccoli. Hot sauce, broccoli, chicken.

Oh, my God. Hey, you guys, want it to smell like farts. And then he would just sit in the middle of the office and just eat this big old thing of broccoli farts. Love you, Griff. Anyways, happy Friday. Little Friday the 13th. I don't know what that means for the house party, but...

We do adult cigarettes. We're going to smoke adult cigarettes. My brother gave me half of a clove. If you want to do a clove? Do you have a liddle? Can you steal a lighter? Go steal some mattress because my bubble gave me half of a clove that he doesn't want anymore. And we're going to smoke a quove cigarette.

Sweet. Do people still smoke cloves? Didn't we say this a while back? And didn't someone say they did? I think someone said they did. And did in college you ever intertwine like a clove cigarette with weed? No. It doesn't go together.

No, I didn't. Yeah, I feel like your lungs would burn if you mix. Yeah. Nicotine. That's it. It's called something. Why do people smoke? clothes instead of just cigarettes.

I remember we had a buddy growing up that his brother would do it and he would always act like he's like real artistic when he would smoke his clothes. Dude, everybody in college, at least around the early, like the turn of the century when I was in college, that was peak artistic douchebag moves to smoke clothes. Yeah, if you got clothes.

You had a big scarf and you smoke clothes for some reason and I don't know why. Let's see, are they still, right? They got you still on. They got it. Do you get a boss off of them or something? They smelled a weird as butt. They do. They do and they linger. The smell lingers. Yeah. But it was For artsy people. All the time.

It was for book readers and poets. People in bands were smoking clothes back in the turn of the century. Oh. What does it say? Clove cigarettes are effectively banned in the U.S. Because the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act of 2009 prohibited flavored cigarettes, including clothes due their appeal to youth, treating them as a gayway products that hook youth end up smoking.

Menthol was exempted. Though, sorry, though menthol was exempted to creating a legal debate, but the ban on flavored tobacco products generally holds. Oh. So I guess we ain't. Clothes. You got to get some bootleg clothes if you want to smoke them. And they kept menthol cigarettes because menthol cigarettes are delicious.

Kids, those are the best ones. Okay, good. Gotcha. Anyways, so get a clove. Come hang in the house party tonight. Would love to see you. Get a couple camel crushes. I want to know how this works.

This is a guy who stole $600,000 in onions and potatoes. Okay. Jason Canals What? Is he a muskrat or is he a groundhog? He's just putting them away. Katie doesn't like that I'm calling it the turn of the century. That's what I had.

It was the turn of the century. Back in the 1900s around the turn of the century, people were smoking clothes, and they were wearing scarves, and we were listening to the postal service and dashboard confessional. And we were having a lot of feelings about a lot of things, and we wore tight jeans and tight shirts, but sometimes they wore big scarves.

Okay? I got a scarf. We wear tight hoodies and we were all very introverted. Yep. But then sometimes you'd go to like a little club with your friends. Yep, we'd have the emo hair. Yep. Mm-hmm.

It's cool. We got a lot going on back then, okay? We were in our feelings. I like music you've never even heard of. Yes. We liked a lot of music. We were very emotional about it. I like music you've never heard of it.

That makes me cry. All right. That's cat for cutie. It was very important to us, okay? I liked them before you knew about them. Mm-hmm. Texas is the reason we all had the shirts. I had it before you did, though.

We were listening to Atreou, and we were upset about it, okay? We had a lot going on at the turn of the century. I was listening to them, and then they were a two-you. Okay. That's just a smart joke that went over a lot of your heads. I got to give him credit for that, okay? He just pulled a real smart joke out of his ass. That's a good one.

Jason Canales of Spring Hill, Florida faces eight federal counts of interstate transportation. A stolen onions and potatoes. That's the worst thing to be in jail for. What are you here for? I stole just a lot of onions and potatoes. Oh, I murdered people. Like 10 grand? No, like 600 grand of tomatoes of onions and potatoes.

I am the onion and potato kidnapper. I'm the whisperer. Prosecutors say he impersonated companies copying official email signatures to deceive wholesale suppliers. He would then redirect. these shipments into different addresses he would follow in my paperwork

it's a lot of words for me to say what the hell was the point of what was going to happen at the end well he thought he was like getting one over on people and like he leave these places probably and go but it's because nobody thinks you're going to steal

all of their produce when you show up with a giant truck and ask them to sign it like it's a regular transaction Yeah, like he probably felt like he was doing, he was like Ocean's 11, and they're like, I mean, you got to truck onions, okay, that sucks for us, because now I got to get more onions, but what are you going to do with them? Why did he, yeah, the farmer's like, what did he do with them?

Aha, but I stole him. Okay. Where did he pull them, though? That sucks, but then with them what? Yeah, like, where do you? I don't know. Because, again, all these people that take these massive amounts of food, you can't go resell it. Mm-hmm.

You're going to pop out a red robin and be like, hey, heard you got unlimited fries. Well, guess what? I think I just saw him. And then what would that look like? Just, hey, is your manager here? Right. Sure. Hold on.

Dave, can you talk to this guy? You guys, you guys need any onions? No, we're actually pretty good. We're a national chain. We have a supply. Yeah. I got a bunch of onions. Yeah.

Okay, great, bud. We're all set. Thank you. I cannot even imagine. we had at the chopper the most, and anybody that ever interact with him, he was a very good guy. He was the most miserable person you've ever met.

The produce guy? No, the backdoor receiver. But no, that's what he was. And it was hilarious. Speaking of the backdoor receiver, Griffin all this weekend. But no, he was the most miserable person ever. I can't even imagine some unknown truck that's unscheduled comes back and up.

He's backing up to, because he's got to be, there's got to be more like him. Yeah. So, you know, you show up and you go, yeah, I have these tomatoes or potatoes and onions that you didn't order. You want them? Federal investigators say, while the case may sound unusual, produce supply chains can frequently be targets for fraud because shipments often move quickly across state lines. In nowhere in this article do I see what he was going to do with the onions and potatoes. text line, good point. What?

It's going to make a bunch of vodka while crying. Oh, but, I mean, can use all those potatoes for that, right? Can you do anything with onions? I see no. Martini's and toppers. I see no plan. After shipments of onions and potatoes are already in transit,

he would have them rerouted to a different address. So does he just got to wear? I don't know. I don't have an answer. He's just got to wear a house of onions and potatoes somewhere. You pull up to a McDonald's? I see. see you have both of these items on the menu.

Mm-hmm. Hmm. Well, guess what? Your lucky day. What if I just dumped them here? You just back up the truck and dump it and go, I overthought this by. Yep.

If anything, if you get yourself in that situation and you're stuck with that much produce, do something funny with it. Like, make the biggest bowl of mashed potatoes the world has ever seen. Yeah. Make the biggest blooming onion your world has ever seen. Right. Get on the news for it a little bit, you know? Guinness Book World Records.

style. Hell yeah. We're trying to track down who's doing the flash sales today. Friday the 13th flash sale. Our showgirl, angry barista is going to be at King's Head Tattoo and Fulton today. Yep. From 11 to, what do you say? 11 to 8, she said that they're going to be doing it, but it says on their Facebook,

1130 starts the sign-ups. All right. Arms and legs only, that, you know, usual rules. Yeah, nothing too fancy. Designs start at 40 bucks. Wow. Oh, Friday the 13th and anti-valentine. Day flash set tattoos available.

Oh, I was got, they have the preview. It's a little video. You just, you know, pause it. They have like five pages of a ton of stuff. But, you know, make sure, again, they start at 40. 11 to 4 for barista, 12 to 8 for tattoos. So if you guys know of any flash sales today, tattoo flash sales. Tip your tattoo artist.

Let us know. And then tip well, never forget. You got to tip your artists. But it is busy weekend. We got Parade Day tomorrow. Syracuse and Utica Parade Days, 44th annual one in Syracuse. Bummer.

It's not going to be a little bit warmer, but who's getting out for parade day tomorrow? There's going to be a balloon. Uh-huh. There is, and the Syracuse one, they're doing a balloon to that one. I like that part of it. They don't, if they, honestly, as I don't like parades any. Sure. So, but if they did it.

Malloy's going to be walking in it, he says. Oh, really? If they did it down like here, I know that's obviously way far away, but, you know, selfishly, I would then, like, stand on the roof or something at least. Sure. Sure, sure, sure. Just to watch a parade. I like to watch it. Just to be involved in the festivities.

I don't necessarily like being in the St. Patrick's Day parade because it's always cold. I hate it. And I don't. It's uncomfortable. My parade days might be behind me. I've been in a lot of parades. No, it's just not. And it's not,

it has to serve a purpose for me. You know what I mean? It never feels like it does. No, no, it's not. No one's ever like, oh, I started listening to that morning show because they walk by me for seven seconds. If, I don't know this is going to be, we don't, luckily I can say this now because we don't have anybody to do these things.

If we were like broadcasting live from, yeah, that'd be different. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, I don't need to ride in it. It's not a thing. I bet in plenty parades. I've been passed out in plenty parades. I've been freezing in parades. I've been warm in parades.

I like doing the only part. Oh, wow. My mom and I were in the back of the truck. The only parade I enjoy doing was the phoenix. one because it kicks off summer. That was very fun. That's my town. I will say that I did like that.

I like to celebrate my town and my people. For as cramogenies, I am with parades. That one was fun. So very selfishly, I would drive us through the Phoenix Parade Memorial Day again. I threw a lollipop at your gram, and then she died. And then she died. Like 10 years later, she did. All right?

So. Look what I did. Look what you did. Look what I did. Thanks. I really did. I felt so bad. Don't feel bad for anything anyone ever does to my nanny.

I threw a lollipop at her face. She probably deserved. It's deserved it. And all my cousins and mother will say the same thing. She's probably running her mouth. Well, in my defense, that's what I was doing. I was throwing it to your family, and I think your brother was there.

Probably. So I was trying to... And then I did, like, you know, that move and just... She got in the way, probably. Oh, Val. She doesn't know what she's up to. She was waving at Paw Patrol. Wasn't paying attention.

But enjoy your parade tomorrow. Nobody that walks in the parade. You guys have your fun. I just... Have fun. From when you watch the coverage. I like going to the parade in Phoenix, too. Yeah, it looks fun.

You guys look like you're having fun. It's just not for me. The St. Patrick's Day Parade specifically has always been hit or miss with weather. People are, if you're in the parade, you're freezing, but then also the people watching the parade are freezing and miserable. So no one's having a good time. But don't they like it? Don't you weirdos like it if it's all cold and you're like, oh. I don't think they like to be cold, but they'll get hammered.

It's a good drinking day. It is fun to drink outside. Start your day with some booze. Mm-hmm. Be safe. Do not drink and drive. Hey. Do not.

Hey. Drink and then sleep somewhere. There's so many. Uber's now. Ride share services, man. Yep. Or here's the move. Say you're like, oh, no, Uber's taken forever.

Are you right next to a food place? Door dash it to yourself. Wait for the guy to come get it, hop in his car, and door dash you and your food. Is that an option? There should be an option. Absolutely not. No, if I was a door to after, I'd be like, you want what? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. But I just thought of it right now. Yeah, Katie, back in the day, we used to have half-gallon jugs of green beer from Clarks. Clarks would sell you to get the half-gallon a cider. Or I'd get the half-gallon a cider. I don't, I do not drink outside of my home anymore. But you could get, Clarks would sell you that. Okay.

A lot of places started selling the half-gallon jugs. Like, even wise guys, when Wise guys was over there. They would just a whole, like. Em, you'd get an empty, yeah. Anything, what do you want? Oh, wow. They'll fill the half-gallon jug, and people will just walk around with their jugs.

That's awesome. No, I've never, I've never even gone to a parade. So, I mean... Really? Not here, uh-uh. You never gone to St. Patrick? How do you know you don't like it then? Because I don't like them.

Oh, okay. I don't know. I mean, that, yeah, sure, it's like fun, but I don't know. I'm drinking outside. Eh, I like to have a nice place to pee if I need to be, you know. Well, yeah, I mean, I was in my 30s, so I was a long time ago. Oh, no.

I get a whole thing of like 1911 cider, but in like a half-gallon jug. Yeah. And you're carrying it with you or you attach it to your belt. Yep. No, I definitely went to a couple because working at Clear Channel. Uh-huh. That I did go to. Mm-hmm.

But, yep, you just have it swinging like Indiana Jones. And then we were just recounting, uh, my final parade appearance was on when I passed out on the Marquis of Lamarck. Was it? Nice. Yeah, but that's, that's because you, you, it was mixing stuff, right? Wasn't it like J-Moan beer or whatever? I didn't know my pace back then. Yeah.

So I'd be like, let me get a shot of like Tullam or do or something. And I would drink it and then 10 minutes ago and I'd be like, well, I don't feel anything. And then I'd get another one. And then my body, when it's drunk, likes to sleep. And then all of a sudden. Yeah, so eventually I just sat down and did that cross-your-arms thing. Yep. Lean back.

My brother Joey was like, he was like a foot from just rolling off the landmark into humans. That would have been awesome. 200 pounds of me would have fallen right on top of a bunch of you. But then AJ... Stage dive. AJ used his military training to Army carry me down a ladder. That's awesome. Like a pile of debt, like a sack of potatoes, if you will.

And I got him. I came back here and I slept down that couch right in there. Those are not the best, but sometimes where you don't even remember. And all of a sudden, now you wake up and you're nice and comfy on a couch. No, I don't like those anymore because usually that's a company with multiple texts from my wife. That part. That year. Lessons were learned, friends.

Other side of this, I'm going to ask you. I'm going to quiz. We're going to do like a sensory test. Okay. Because I'm reading this article on Rancor. And they're like, do you remember this 90s smell? And I have the ability to like, I can smell or taste anything. I know.

He does this great Kool-A thing. But I can also smell anything. And I can also recognize any voice. I'm really in touch with my senses. I'm very sensitive. So I'm reading this article. and it would list something and I could immediately smell it. So I want to see if you guys can't.

Okay. I want to see if you guys can too, all right? Good morning. Happy Friday. House party tonight. Seven o'clock. What? Just play the whole song.

What's that? Just play the whole song. All right. No one's saying. Here you're back in four minutes. I turned on K-Rock and they're playing Donna Lewis or something. Like the whole thing. I kept waiting for them to do a bit.

They weren't bumming back. They just played Donna Lewis for some reason. It was so weird. I don't know. I think they flipped the... I wouldn't hate that. We flip... We're just...

You want to flip the 90s pop? Go ahead. Be my guest. No. No. All Donna Lewis. All Donna Lewis. Does she have another song?

No. Yes. Because all of these people that had these, like, these power one-hit wonders, all had something else because, you know, the record companies are in whatever assumed that they would have something. It's a lot of I Love You Always and Forever remixes and remasters. There you go. It makes more sense. But you know what I mean?

They all had something because they're like, oh. She still looks great. If you look up down on this nowadays, yeah. All right. Tonight at 7 o'clock jump on our Twitch channel, Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C&Y House Party. I love you. Always forever. You're growing.

I had prepared myself for it. Or what? To cut off the hooks? I'm evolved as a human. I prepared myself. I was like, we're not hearing it. I was like, I'm not even excited. We're not hearing it.

I want to see what she looks like. I bet she's on the gram. 2006, Donna Lewis. They're all on the gram. Yeah. I would never do that to Donna Lewis. You're all saying XB. You expected me to cut it off, and I'm not going to.

So let's get into smells, shall we? Mm. Mm-mm. Did you find her? She's blonde. Yeah, there she is. She looks like everybody's mom nowadays. Yes.

Yep. I was going to say, yeah, she looks like they all, all of these women all still look phenomenal. They just all look like a little older version of their, their 90 selves. Good for them. Oh, look, she's got a beaver pick up there. Hey, nice beaver. Check it. Check it.

Donald Lewis beaver pick. Wow. All right. Go that wood. Right. Nice. Literal beaver. Let me, uh, let me test your senses then, shall we?

Oh, okay, yep, I'm ready. Because we're going to go back to the 90s. We will tonight for the house party. I love playing 90s bangers at a house party. But I'm not trying to brag, but I have, I'm very much in touch with my senses. I think my sight is my worst one. Yeah. If I can think.

Apparently smells. No, I've got great smell. My mom has this freaking honker on her where she can walk in a house and smell anything that's going on in that house. Okay. All right. I don't know how my brother got away with smoking weed because she can smell everything. Well, that's always the thing. Some reason, because my mom is kind of like that too, but for some reason, that is a little bit of those mom's kryptonite.

My mom would always, and still does, think she smells weed on me when I am not. Oh, okay. And whenever I should bust in smelling like Cheech and Chong, there's nothing. She couldn't do it. Maybe she just could lie to herself and be like... You smell like weed. I haven't smoked all day, but thank you. Pat Lucas says because our moms are smoking weed too.

Yeah. They're getting lit up too. Cigarettes in the freezer. We saw where they hit them. I have a great sense of smell. My eyes suck, but what can I do about that? They're gorgeous. Thank you.

I have great eyes. They have beautiful blue eyes. Hey. Hey. I have great eyelashes. Yeah. I've had multiple automatrists tell me that I have great eyelashes. Exactly.

So you don't. Don't you. So thank you. Hearing because I work in the audio world, you don't have good. hearing. I can't hear. I'm like, I'm like path deaf because I've

board headphones for 20 years. I'm going to be deaf soon. If I put like, I forget which ear it is, but if I, is it this one or is it, oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. My right ear is like there. I can't, I can barely hear you. But the technology they have with, with hearing aids now, like you can. Shockingly bad.

You can barely see them. Oh, I'll get hearing aids. I don't care. And they look like to Bluetooth now. So you just sit there and listen to music all day and ignore the world. No.

Yep. I have, so I, whereas I'm half deaf, I can tell almost anybody's voice. If you play anybody's voice, I can identify it.

This one I don't laugh at because you are good at that. I can know a voice for some reason. Yep. And taste, I can taste whatever I want. I can taste whatever I want. What?

That's my favorite. I don't, I don't just laughing because of how, I can't say whatever I want. I'm not saying you can't. I'm laughing at how, confident in it you are in your ability. I can power my brain to be whatever.

Like right now I want to have high C orange drink. I see orange drink. High C orange drink. High C orange drink. That's what I want. Ready? Hold on. High C orange drink. It's cold and good.

I see orange. Right out of McDonald's, bud. Right out of the tap. So when I'm reading this article about, oh, it's so orangey and taste. That's yearable. A little heavy on the syrup today. I like it.

I like it. I'm going on. I'm going to. I like one's a little heavy on the syrup. Oh, Sprite. I want to drink Sprite now. Sprite, right.

Mmm. Bubbly. Mm, bubbling and crisp. It's a Sprite with grapes. It's grape flavored sprite. No, because I don't know that. You ever try it? My brain doesn't know that taste yet.

It doesn't know grape flavors. I haven't loaded it into the database yet. He's got a database. Oh, there it is. Uh-huh. There we go. You can't dispute it because you're not in my mouth. None of you are in my mouth.

So, uh, this ranking article, ranker.com is like, can you remember these smells from the 90s? I remembered almost every single one of these. Just by saying it, I can smell it. There's a lot that I think I could, I could do as well. Like, for example, if I say Play-Doh, you can smell Plato, right? Yeah. You immediately know the smell of Plato And I immediately know the smell of

Our church group Plato Which was not Plato brand It was homemade brand Yep, where are they just somebody Made a big batch of it? It was very salty when you tasted That stuff you could eat Mm-hmm

Bubble tape gum I can smell that and I can taste that I can't no that one I can't I can't You know what I can is I can feel it In your mouth or your hands? My hand Same, it's like chalky

Yeah I can feel that weird powder coating. It's chalky. I can smell that. I can smell that. Lottie, good one, creepy crawlers. Are those the ones

that you would melt in the oven? Yep. Or that little slide tray? Yep. You remember those, speaking of gummies real quick, those like wet ones that you would get back in the day,

they were like kind of wet. They were like, you know what I'm talking about? They were, dude, like the spider gummy. Yeah, those are my best gommies.

Those are so good. Those are so freaking good and they would just be like in one little package and you'd open it up and you'd slurp it out of, of the gummy package, bro? Because you're like, why are you wet? What's wet? It was. Those were top gummies. Yep. Liquid pig

because of the gelatin. Ironically, you made a joke about this on our Torkelson video. Scratch and sniff, uh, scented markers. Yeah. And the orange one specifically. Orange? I like the grape better. But I know what you're saying. I can just, those I can smell 100%. Yes. All right. We're throwing out 90 cents to see if you can bring them up in your brain.

Brown was chocolate. I want you to, I want you to. go to a book fair right now. Not to smell the book fair. Remember those little erasers that were shaped like grapes or strawberries and all that? Can you smell those? Hell yeah. Yeah, me too.

Yep. Me too. Crappy eraser. Nice weird fruit slash plastic smell. Terrible. It was completely wasted. Yeah. But it smelled like the fruit it was shaped like.

Yes. Lipsmackers. I can't smell lip smackers. That was the chapstick? Yeah. I didn't use it so I can't smell it. Not the database. No, I'm more remembering it.

I more remember it because my brother would sneak and eat him and it was the fun. Those chaff sticks. Hey, stop eating it. Catch on the table eating. Chapsticks. All right. I get it. How old was he?

Young. Okay, good. You don't know better. It looks at all. It tastes good. Jimmy with a good one because I'm going to ask you this one too. Okay. K-1.

Can you smell CK1? Yes. Because very weirdly, I have a bottle of it for, I have no idea what reason, in my pantry thing. Yeah. I don't know why. So yes, that one I can smell. That one I didn't hate because I don't really like cones. I love to see.

I think I have a weird nostalgic thing with CK1 because I didn't own any clones, but my first girlfriend ever bought me a bottle of CK1. So I had it for like my entire life. Yep. And I have a very specific memory of getting ready at Carolyn Derek's house upstairs for a dance at school. Giving yourself a little squirt. Yes. Had the spritsers. Nice.

This one is not in my database either because it was for girls. Strawberry shortcake dolls. No, I had my little pony. I didn't have strawberry shortcake, so I don't remember. But I can smell a doll. Well, I can smell that fake strawberry smell that I'm assuming that it is. Rubber or plastic doll. I can smell that.

Yep. All right. Riffing off 90s smells and can you still smell them. Fruit stripe, grumb? I can taste it more than I can smell it. No, I can't. I mean, I remember it, but nope. That one's not coming back to me as a smell.

That one might be out of the database, as you said. It's not just dropped out of the database. That's it. Text line says a brand new box of crayola crayons. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can show me a box of crayons on a whiskey Wednesday a couple weeks. ago. My non-sponser was the smell of crayons because it was just like a bin of crayons you can smell.

Absolutely. And if you ever are lucky enough to date an educator, you'll walk into their school or classroom and that's the first thing you smell. Yep. It's the first thing you smell. Kooch balls. Can you smell it? Yeah. I can smell a coosh ball.

Yep. But I can just smell generic rubber toy. That's what that was. But still, yeah. Still, yeah. Still counts. Bath and body works. Can you smell it?

I can smell the cute. cumber melon because girls in the 90s wore it. No, I'm no smells. And I snuck up behind them and smelled them at lunch. You smell good, Rosa. Oh, thanks, Josh. What is that? Bath and Body Works?

Yep, thanks, bud. See you later. You have a good fragrance. Okay, bye. We're probably going to have being friends forever. I'm going to have to take care of him. That poor woman. That's what she said. Scented. Pencils. Can you smell them? Go back to that book fair. No. Scented pencils.

I can smell pencils. I didn't have scented pencils. But I don't remember scented pencils. You know what pencils were the best? What? Were those mechanical ones? Those were dope. But not the one, not the, not those.

Okay. The ones that had the pre-built little thing in it. So you had to, like, change out. Like they had a little plastic. Like, yeah. Where you're like, look on, my pencils not sharp enough. Hold on. I got it. Yeah, you empty the clip.

Yep. Yep. I loved that one. That was a good one. Liquid paper on the chat. Can you smell liquid paper? I don't know I can. I've used it, you know, since childhood.

Yeah, so it's still in there. Yep. I thought you're going to say the best pencils were those Yikes pencils that were all like super colorful and had like the grooves in them. I do remember those. That's a brand that needs to come back. Someone is someone, private equity,

whatever money you want to blow on another thing. Buy up Yikes and bring it back and then ruin that company. But bring back Yikes pencils. I forgot all about. No, pencils are a damn thing. I love pencils. They go on the way of the buffalo. I told you I wanted my Torquessing character to have pencils all the time.

I couldn't find a one. Yeah. Here's no pencils. We're bringing up 90s smells. Can you still smell it? Elmer's glue on the tax line, yeah, because I've used it since the 90s. I can taste it more than I can smell it. Yeah.

Oh, a can with a good one. That paper, the roll of caps you would put in a cap gun, I can smell that. But then you get frustrated and say, F this and just smash it with a hammer on the sidewalk. Hit with a hammer or a rock. Yep. Or you'd be lucky enough and you'd get the one that comes because my nanny would get Joey and I

cap guns and cap gun supplies. Yep. And we eventually got rid of the paper roll-ups and just did the six shooters, the little plastic six shooters. No, that was my mom's only rule. I could have any toy and watch whatever the hell do anything. No guns.

Oh, no, it has guns. Lib Cuck, Deb. Right. Come on. Gus. Pop on. Shall not be infringed. She trained them. Shred it on me.

Don't you tread on me, damn. She step on snake. Floam. Can you smell flome? Oh. I can smell flome. No, you say that. Doesn't J had flown. I can more smell Gack.

Uh-huh. I smell more Gak than foam. I can smell both of those. Oh. What are some of the 90s smells you guys remember? I have a specific one that I don't know if anybody who didn't grow up. Maybe you all have this smell. Specifically, when.

Wendy's. 90s, Wendy's. Okay, I got a similar one that's probably wrong the same lines of that. Mine is the Fulton Wendy's. What's yours? Burger King Zoo. Whoa. The Burger King that was at the zoo.

You could that smell when you go outside. I'm there. I'm there. You're like, that's it. I'm transported. Bird King at the zoo. What else do you guys got? DZ Discovery Zone? Can you smell that? Ball pit, chunky cheese?

Yep. I was thinking, uh, That moment when you would get to the park and like you're not at the park yet but then you get to the park and it opens up into the park and you start smelling the park. You know what I mean? Like all the wood chips and playing around all that.

We used to have wood chips on our parks kids. Yeah, that was a bad. Before all you soft, he's got pads. You get so many pieces of wood stuck in your knees. So messed up. I'm reading a bunch of your texts coming in. What's a 90's smell you can remember? House party tonight, 7 o'clock.

Wendy's Super Bar coming in. Rake on a Friday night, Pudgy's wife. Oh, yes. My mom's car, cigarette smoke from my mom's car. Nice. I can tell you Bob's station wagon because it smelled like coffee and station wagon. Yep. And then I drove that car, then it smelled like coffee and station wagon, even when I owned it.

Yep. Yeah, text line, that's another hyper-specific one, Nestle and Fulton. Even I remember that one. Miller and Fulton. Even I remember the... It had a lot of good smells in Fulton. Slight chocolate smell that would be up there. Um, Texan cocaine smell pretty good in the 90s.

I better did. I didn't like it. I just liked the way of smell. Shokurl. Michelle says Dracar noir. I never had that smell. I was a CK1 boy. Yeah, I did Adidas and Gravity.

Oh, this one you remember? Those are my colognes. You just opened up a pack of baseball cards. Oh, hell yeah. Can you smell that? Absolutely. With the bubble gum in it? Yep. That's one a lot better than opening for some reason.

The big punch of fish you get when you open up a bag of Fritos. That smells like fish to you? Open up a bag of Freeto's. The very first puff of air, it's fish. I don't know why. You got me thinking as a corn chip enthusiast. I'm thinking, I'd still have been corn chips to me, but now I've got to open a bag. Not after.

It's a different smell after. I'm just going to go to the grocery store today and open a bag, get a whiff. Pop one open and drop it right on the ground. Don't even put it on the shelf. Drop right on the ground. 3153-609 house party tonight. 7 o'clock on Twitch. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listening.

Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torqued. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus E.S.

Not just for you. Buy you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Today is Friday of 13th. Madragula is at the door. We got a good stretch of days here, because today's Friday the 3rd. 13th house party tonight, seven o'clock. Tomorrow,

parade day, yes, but it's also Pi day, 3.14. Oh, because pie. Yeah, yep. I got some pizza things for you here based on that. Okay. And then Sunday is a 315 day.

Wow, look at that. Sunday's 315 day. Be listening to K Rock all day on Sunday for your chance to win five-finger death punch tickets. You're going to get a different code word every hour. You're going to text that word to the K-Rock text line. And it's not going to be.

It's not going to be. because I'm going to put in a filter that have empty texts. Josh's butt stinks. Josh's butt stinks. Whatever stupid con made you guys text last time. Yep. I'm going to tell him again. I'm going to tell him, make sure he does that again.

Putting in the void. Absolutely. Make sure of it. Void filter right now. Boom. You can even start the hours and then the end of hours two times of Josh's butt stinks. Double the Josh's butt stink. Don't worry.

It says tonight we're going to have some more Cody Rhodes content. I don't. I know you guys love Cody Roads. I'm just so burned out on Cody Roads. It's what the people want. It's what the people want. Every era. Cargo will be in action tonight. Every era had it's Cody Rhodes.

No, dude. He's our John Cena. No. Well, what's the match? All right. Well, the Miz has posted that he'll be there tonight. Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I only on Smackdown is a favor. And he's bringing Jerry wrong. You can't get rid of me. I'm a playable character.

I'm going to ruin Smackdown But if Ms. is there, Danhausen should be right? Ms. Housing? No, I don't know if they're doing. I don't know what they're doing with that. But no, Jelly Roll will end up. Wow.

We'll end up body slamming him or something because he was a good wrestler the last time he did it when Jelly Rolls on, when Randy, we wrestle with Randy Orton. And jelly roll is going to be a character or is a character in the video game that comes out today for everybody. And everybody's actually mad. I think he's stupid, too. He's rated higher than some of the actual wrestlers in the game

because jelly roll was sent from God to test how long we could be on earth the same time as jelly roll. And for me, it's not much longer. There were two things that you could do to make me not want to watch Smackdown tonight. It would be more Cody Rhodes content and jelly roll. So good news. We have a house party at 7 o'clock. I'll hang out with you tonight. Oh, yeah, there go.

Yep. Hang out with me tonight and then I don't know. Yeah. They got time to Phil. They got time to Phil. Is it? Jade Cargill, this match. Whose Mishin?

Am I? Meechin. Is she good? They good? Yeah, it's a lady jobber, if you will. It's a lady. But they always try to make, because the women wrestling has been some of the best ever recently. Handbone asking, who are you more burnt out on?

Cody Rhodes or Jelly Roll? Hey. It would be Jelly Roll. No, it'd be Jelly Roll. It'd be jelly roll. I'm the most burned out on Jelly Roll. Cody Rhodes, I can at least respect what he's doing in there. Jelly Roll is just exhausting.

I just am following the Cody Road stuff Because I hope it turns him into a bad guy So I'm sticking with If he goes heel, yeah Because I like him as a bad guy Yeah All right So as I said tomorrow's pie day

And then yes Monday is Stone Cold Steve Austin Day Oh wow A big stretch of days here Okay What What? What?

What? But if you are celebrating Pie Day tomorrow Pizza pies Here's Instacart's data On And our favorite pizzas throughout the country, obviously pepperoni is number one. Pepperoni's killing it.

Oh, I wonder if the place that shall not be names can have like a deal. Maybe I'll bring home some pizzas tonight for dinner. Maybe that'll be the option. Maybe I'll get some pizza pies. Pepperoni accounted for 43% of all pizzas sold last year. You get a good piece of pepperoni on a piece of pizza. Oh, man. Because on the same token, you get a bad piece of pepperoni on a pizza.

it doesn't ruin it but it's like oh it's a classic or cut pepperoni what did you pick i i'm not a i'm a cup pepperoni guy if it's done and cooked correctly but i'd rather have a classic same i like the trend to cut pepperoni it's fine or maybe like the hot honey on a cup pepperoni it's fine it's got to be crisp it's fine it's got a little crisp too but i'm just i don't like when the cup pepperoni holds the grease in there because then that grease becomes from his butt. Mexican and taco pizzas are growing at the fastest rate, though. I love a good Mexican pizza from Taco Bell.

It's so unnecessary. I love speaking of 90 smells. I can take you back to the cafeteria on Mexican Pizza Day, and that smell... Yep. You knew. A couple pieces of sassage right on there. You're like, look at that.

Just the octagon Mexican pizza, dude. Yep. A 10 out of 10. Every time. But other pizza is making the trends Chicken Alfredo No No, I don't want that

That sounds very messy I don't want that Unless you're just like Going real light With the sauce and it's pieces of chicken And there's no real Pasta on there Because I don't know

Maybe Chicken making ranch is growing in the country I agree with that one Everyone likes chicken bacon rain Love that And also kosher pizza making a trend.

Which, what? For our Jewish friends who are kosher. How do you have a kosher pizza? Probably you have to make it in a kosher kitchen, so you need to have separate countertops. From everything because of a pizza place. Yeah, you can't.

You would need to probably have a kosher pizza place, right? I don't know. That's interesting. You can't mix meat and dairy. You got to use kosher certified ingredients. That'd be pretty tough to make a kosher pie, but I'm sure there's businesses

that's like down to the city that do it. You got to own a rabbit because you're going to have to have your food blast by one at all times. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So, huh,

what state do you think orders the least pizza? Least amount of pizza. I was going to say Florida, but I'm back in. You're right? Oh, Florida.

Yeah? Florida is the least amount of pizza. I was thinking of a place that wants New York pizza real bad, but can't have it. Mm-hmm. And I was going to say California, but no, Florida,

because they get like, There's places that will ship our water down there. Yeah, for good bagels. Gonna have to have some bagel water. Bagels and pizza dough, yeah. Because there is that pizza place. Somebody up here is down there. I forget.

Did cams open up in Florida or something? I don't remember who. But that's why because, you know, you take that water from here. Oh, Joe says the dough can't handle the humidity. Yeah. That's a good point. Look at that. Texline says blooming onion pizza is amazing.

How do they do that? Do they cut up the blooming onion? You're just kind of like, All right, cool. What's your salsa on her? What's your pizza? What's your, go-to pizzas? Pisa!

Salsa too spicy. Salsa too spicy. Salsa too spicy. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. Friday night house party tonight, 7 o'clock. Come hang with me on the internet. Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, C-N-Y.

I'll do a couple hour DJ set. We'll listen to. We jump all over the place. And if I could just get a little spoiler for maybe some of you who aren't familiar with the vibe of a house party, because I see the comments. and either be like What is this?

93 Q or what is this? The 80s? Yes. All of the above. Yes. I'm probably not going to play much K-Rock music. No. I play a lot of just like...

That's on here. That's on K-Row is. House parties are for me to dance and move around. I like all kinds of music. We see where the vibe takes us. Sometimes it gets into techno. Sometimes it gets into pop-punk. Sometimes there's metal.

Sometimes there's metal at the end. You never know. You never know. But if you're looking for just a vibe, a fun hang, put me on your TV, put me on your computer, iPad, whatever you got. I'll keep your company tonight for a couple hours. Seven to nine tonight on Twitch.

But I'm saying a salsa too spicy. It's too spicy. Because a German tourist is suing a New York taco spot for saying that he's saying their taco salsa was too spicy. I had no idea how dangerous these sauces could be,

he said. What? A man is suing a New York Takeria alleging that the restaurant did not warn him about how spicy their salsa is. I need much more.

Like, what are they supposed to do? Like, is he just being like a little maybe and he got a side of chips and salsa with something and he didn't like how hot it was

or did he think that it wouldn't be that hot? Since everything is 90s today, let me just drop this line. You're getting your salsa from New York City? New York City. Just do a show for us, and I think today we're just doing a show for us.

He claims his heart rate spiked after he realized that green salsa was a very hot, spicy one. I like green salsa. He alleged the salsa led to mouth and tongue blisters. Yo, bud. They're not selling acid here. What was the, does it do they say what the alleged taco stand was? Um, yes, it shows it here.

It is Los Tacos number one is what it's called. I don't know. Tacos. Number one out of New York City. Let's see here. Let me see. I want to look at the star. I'm on their menu.

So now let's take a look at the, all right, they got chips and salsa. He says living in Germany, he doesn't eat anything spicy. Does German food not spicy? Well, that's your fault, Mr. Kilbasa. I bet he loves putting a kilbasa in his mouth. Why did you jump right into a spicy? green verde taco. It doesn't mention, it doesn't

say that it's spicy at all, but it's just a very basic menu. It's extremely basic. To us, not to a German. Well, I mean, even to a German, I mean, I'm saying like, they've only got like four items. Really? Yeah.

According to Los Tacos, they say no one has ever complained about the spice level of their salsa. Because it's not going to be. Because they don't have multiple, looks like, and it probably isn't that hot. It's probably just a green. Salsa, which has a kick to it, but not.

Is green salsa hotter than like a red salsa? It depends. Yeah. But it can be, yeah. But I mean, come on, bro. Come on, bro. I'm trying to find it. It's not on here anywhere, like the actual green salsa.

The judges are, judges saying that the Los Tacos did not have a duty of warning the customer of a spice associated risks that come with consuming salsa. Are we going to put warning laborers on salsa? Well, because it's, you're, you're going to Los Tacos number one. Yeah. We assumed you were of an understanding of what our food is. If you came here to eat, you kind of, you know what I mean? If I go to a fish fry place and they give me fish and then I eat the fish and I go, why does this taste so fishy?

What is this all? Why is it so fish? You came here. They got breakfast britos. Oh, I could eat a breakfast brinos. Oh, I could eat a breakfast. Burritos. But right, yeah.

Like, you, you came here. You did that. You're not watching in Twitch. You're missing a whole second show. But chickens a hand. Is I just ate... All right, how do I say this? That's not sounding weird.

Ag cart and candy. I was going to say, ate Cody's mom's candy. Yay! Hey, oh! Next victim. No, your mother bought edible satellite wafers, and I'm going to say this on record, second worst candy I've ever eaten.

First being a necho wafer, I would think. Yeah. Okay, okay. Because a Neko Waifer has no... At least when you get to the center of this, something out of them. I don't even call those edible sprinkles. No, it was from, she saw them

when they were out in the western New York region. She used to get them as a kid, so the nostalgia button went off and, no, those aren't it. Those are not it. Cody ate one that I just tried one during that song there, over and over and over again. I am

convinced that they just didn't, they weren't specific with telling kids they need to, you can, you just rip this open and you pour his sprinkled right in your Oh, you think it's not supposed to be edible. No, they're anchors. For those you who don't know what these are,

Garrett's satellite wafers have been in America since the 1950s. This nostalgic candy has enjoyed a great reputation, particularly in the Northeast. These satellite wafers were weird. With their unique, hold on, with their unique combination of candy beads in an edible shell. Oh, edible shell. have often been a topic of conversation since the consumers discover, hold on. From the first time someone was tricked in eating egg cotton. Because when he says that guys, it's the consistency of those egg cartons.

Yeah. It really is. Since consumers discovered you can eat the whole thing, people grew up with our satellite waferers. Just love them. I hope you will too. Well, your mom was one of them. She said she would get her money and go down to the candy store and buy. these things with their friends.

After her... They left the one in the schoolhouse. Atticus Finch busted up a shipper robe and painted a fence. They made their money and walked down to the big candy store. Well, the north and the south was still divided. We would go down to call them. Father went off to fight for the north and we would take our money. Because I get that they are edible, but I think it was just easier for them to be like,

oh, right edible on there. People are eating them. No one's getting it. No one's understanding the very obvious thing that you just rip them open and eat them. So just put edible on there. Just put out of all that in there. But they go from egg carton consistency, for then they start to dissolve a little on your mouth,

and it turns to slimy egg carton, and then it's like a wet piece of limp dough. With then sugar candy sprinkles in it. What you think would be sprinkles, but are like weird. You know those cake decorations that are way too hard, but you're still like, I can get them anyway.

They're almost like those. Those is like little baby. They're like, we're not going to throw these out, the ones that didn't become regular-sized. This is coming from me, who if you don't remember the story, my buddy Carol convinced us both that packing peanuts were edible. So we ate them for like a weekend. Yeah. So whatever cancer I get coming from that weekend. Is it, are there different flavors?

That there was no flavor at all. Like each one of those, even though they're different colors, they're not. You asked are there different flavors, there wasn't a flavor. No, not a flavor. But there's not like, yeah, it's just, no, just the color, not different flavors of them. It's a communion wafer with candy assorted beads in it. It canes gluten and coconut. What the F flavor is coconut.

There was no coconut in that. There's no coconut. I don't know how to describe the satellite wafers, guys, but do another one. You can't even bite it. No, I can. Bite through it. You hear how hard that is to bite through? Apple says my daughter loves them.

Your daughter loves these? Here, come get them. You can have the rest of this bag. A couple left. Yeah, those are, that's the second worst candy I've ever done. At least put pop rocks in them. Or something. Yeah, Paige, you're right.

During my last colonoscopy, they found two packing peanuts back there. They probably did. They're like, hey, did you eat packing peanuts in the late 90s? Yeah. They were like, hey. We were told they were edible because they're made of starch. Oh. Dude, you don't have colitis.

You got a belly full of packing peanuts. What is in you? Huh? You have packing. You didn't eat packing penis. Did you put them up your, did you? No, we ate them. No, we ate them in the 90s.

We ate them. There was an entire weekend at my buddy Carol's mom's house where we ate packing peanuts and tiny hot dogs that were in a cocktail sauce. Because we'd... And you know what? Now that I'm saying that out loud, I got to stop getting mad at my kids for not feeding themselves. Because why couldn't we find better food than that?

There probably was, but we were stupid. I know. I mean, I didn't eat. My kids are always like, there's nothing to eat in the house. and I bet I was saying the same thing and I was like, I guess I'll just eat these packing peanuts and little cocktail weenies for three days. Sort of the same as I am randomly,

I don't need to eat the things I find outside in the woods. Or drink out of the lake. Oh, man. I come bringing that bottle back over there. I'm filling that up. Get my life water. I'm drinking that water. With the life straw, you could.

Yeah, with the life straw. You could. Yep. Um, I thought it was a fake headline when I first, saw it, but they're doing a stewie spin-off? Do you see that? How? Family guy. I don't know.

Is he, because he, pardon me, he gets antsy. So is he starting to be like, Seth McFarland does? Yeah, like, I don't want to do family guy. Like, they had a spinoff, and it was the Cleveland show, and it was funny, but then he stopped doing the voice of the bear and stopped caring about it and took the good writers off of it. Doesn't he do, like, a TED TV show, too?

That's funny. The new season came up. I know some people are kind of iffy on it. I think it's hilarious, but I also think the movies, Ted, are funny as hell. Stewie, whose concept art you can see will join Fox's slate of long-running 20th. What is the plot? Yeah, what is he leaves?

Stewie is a structured differently. Fox and who, all right, I don't care about how they're paying for it. Big Farland voices Stewie. Yeah. He's going to get a. boot from his old preschool, Stewie is forced to enroll in a new one that's not exactly top of the line.

It's attended by a handful of kids he doesn't know and a 75-year-old class turtle with a half-cock theory on just about every subject. Oh my, dude. So it's taking place? Seth Harlan. McFarlane, like he, it's his

stick is okay. Unusual situation. Animal the talks. Yep. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. I mean... Stewie begins rolling out trusty array of devices to take them all over space and time, turning boring days at school into insane, surreal adventures.

I mean... It's fine. The problem is that, and I just mentioned it with the Cleveland show, is that he takes writers off of things to do other things, and it makes other things suffer. Yeah. Like that era of family guy when the Cleveland show was on, socked. Oh, did?

It wasn't as good. I haven't watched it in years and years. But the first, like, season, at least, of Cleveland Show, very funny. Yeah. And when he got bored, took moving writers back around, stop voicing the bear, because that bear was hysterical. Textline says, Josh, wait, weren't you a teenager in the 90s?

I thought you met you ate packing peanuts when you were five. No, I was at least, I was probably 16. Yeah, no, text line. No. No, yep. No, I was. No, text line. I was well into an age.

Ah, new better. Over the age of Newbetter. Yeah, I was way into the age of Newbetter. Speaking of Hollywood, the Oscars gift bag Was released yesterday What you're gonna get when you go to the Oscars As a rich and famous person Satellite Wafers

Number One thing included in the gift bag iPod 2 The second version Yep, mm-hmm And an iPod sock Oh, nice, Zoom, a Zoom Sunday nights the Oscars And there are

What? No, we're in award seasons Yeah, there's like Emmys And then there's a bunch of shows And then there's music ones Like this is the season And Oscars are on Sunday. Big one.

It's the big one. It's the big dance. It's the big dance. I've got a few nominations. I'm just hoping. Hoping fingers crossed. This might be the year I've seen the most. Yeah.

Let me just look up. Oh, that's what we did. We talked about the nominations. Because that's when I then watched them. And I saw that movie that you didn't, that I thought you did. Train Dreams? No, no, I didn't watch that. That's another one.

That's one of them. You saw that. So between the two of us, look at us. For a picture of the year. Sinners and one battle after another. Yep. Saw both of those. I like sinners, you didn't.

I'm going to watch it again. I don't know why. I think I just... You weren't the headspace for it? Well, I thought it was going to be different. So when it wasn't what I expected, it made me disappointed. But now that I know what it is, I think I can go back. One battle after another loved it, right?

That was awesome. I loved that movie. Despite being a Creeper Pro Max X-L. Leonardo DeCrepeo is still kind of actor He's a creeper but he's not like he's dating underage girls He's dating 26 year olds right? Oh I thought it was like Like 20

I think it is it's all legal It's weird Yes no he just as soon as you get old He's like I gotta get the brand new model Bagonia is nominated And I have not want I know it's weird and I haven't watched it I was gonna just because it looks okay

And I like that guy a whole lot The guy who's in it Yeah and I don't mind the lady The lady I know, she shaved her head for it. Yeah. Well, if you saw the trailer of it, it was to stop her from communicating with her ship. Oh, okay, good to know. That's what the guy says

in the trailer. Frankenstein and Train Dreams. I was going to watch Frankenstein. That's the one that was supposed to be good on Netflix. Yeah. And I have it and you started Train Dreams and you weren't a fan. No? They shot it in a strange aspect ratio. That's what.

To be, I guess, like, of the time, which is fine. A little artsy. A little artsy. And then I did my, it was like, you know how you're watching moving? Your brain's just not like clicking with it? You're like, I'm not, something's not connecting right now.

You have to, it has to grab you. Yeah. And a whey. Sentimental value? Don't know that one. No, I didn't see that one. And the secret agent. That's the one with, uh, on prime.

I forget the, the woman. But I didn't see that one either. But she's up for best. a woman Who's the character? Maria Fernando Candido Hey, Maria. But no, we'll see, look at all those we've seen in the

picture. We're pretty touched in. We're pretty, many would say we're pretty touched as well. So here's what you get in the gift bag. Okay. And I always wonder celebrities actually do this stuff. Yeah, what do they? Because it's a bunch of it's trips. Oh.

Like an exclusive Arctic Villas. What? An exclusive Arctic villa to watch the Northern Lights. What? This is why I'm saying celebrities don't live in our world. They don't live here with us. Can you imagine like, okay, Josh, today I need you to book

400 Arctic Villa hotel rooms to watch the Northern Lights. Yeah. A 10-day restorative reset in Sri Lanka. Oh, and then book the 10-day restorative reset. set in Sri Lanka for 400 people? What? Art Lipo, elite body

sculpting liposuction. Facial rejuvenation. Nice. I would get vaginal rejuvenation. A custom prenuptial agreement from a divorce attorney. What? Okay. No way.

That was not in an Oscars bag. A gold-plated cold storage cryptocurrency wallet. What? What does that mean? It's basically a hard drive with coated in gold, I guess, in cold storage somewhere to protect your crypto. What does that mean? And then high potency cannabis.

Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Oh, no. Now that place is going to stink and everybody in our office is going to freak out because it smells like marijuana at the Oscars. Why does it smell like weed or a skunk back here? I smell weed. Sorry. Gift bag totals $350,000.

That's why I like, listen, I appreciate celebrities and all the art they give us and the movies and the shows they give us. Holy cow. But they don't live here with us. They're not on this planet with us. That's not a reality that any of us live in, you know? Go do your shows. Make your movies. That blew my mind.

$300,000. Because I recognize that you and I don't live in most people's realities. We have a stupid job where we get up and we make stupid jokes. We play video games and that's our job. That's not real life. Yes. Take what we, how we live and then just max it times 10. And that's what these people are living in.

They're extremely wealthy. They're being showered in things all of the time. Does it say how many bags they give out? Asker's bag includes all the things I just listed. Mostly just the very important people it says receives these bags. So probably like 10. 10 or 20 maybe. Oh my God.

They use it as an option to highlight minority-owned brands, small businesses, female entrepreneurs, companies to get back. Great, that's great. Give them all the pub in the world. Like not even a Bueno bar or anything? Like a kinder egg, a little toy in there.

Yeah, that bag is worth more than our homes. Most of our homes. Yeah. Yeah. The majority of us listening right now do not live in homes valued over $350,000. Well, why? I, Cody and I do.

Why? Actually, that's just my, that's just my summer house. Why would you? I don't understand. Do they choose to do that? You pores. You poors. You peasants.

Court documents are not a good thing, guys. It exposes a lot. Yeah, it does. And Live Nation is getting dragged pretty hard right now. But it also helps you understand some situations in which nobody tells you about it. It is nice. It is nice. But, uh-oh.

Good, though, man. Because all, like, information comes out when the court documents come out. Oh. And two Live Nation employees got busted, and they're getting a lot of heat now for saying things like this. Quote, these people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them. And when referencing $250 VIP parking at a venue in Virginia, one of them said, quote, robbing them blind, baby. That's how we do.

Unreal. Of course, Live Nation saying these are too They've been fired, they're not here, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but you know what? But it also shines a light on some things. Is garbage as that is? I don't see what's illegal about that. It's free market.

Everybody pays it. If you pay it, because we have to. I mean, it should be illegal. But, you know what I mean? Like, is it illegal to say, ha ha, look how much we can charge our customers, and they'll pay it. And they'll pay it.

And I'm here to tell you guys. As much as I want to drag Live Nation, we do a lot of work with Live Nation. I'm not going to drag them. They do a lot of shows with us. There's a lot on these bands now, guys. I know I'm beating a dead horse with this, but if you knew how much bands expect for shows now, it's assinine. It's more than you could even possibly guess. You can't imagine it for an hour set.

From a band that had one song. Yeah. 20 years ago. And I get it. That's how they make their money. I get it. It also doesn't help that to even stay up with like current times, you've got to have these huge elaborate stages now.

Or you'll even get a band that is asking an absurd amount and you'll say, all right. And then I'll go, oh, really? You say yes? Well, then you'll say yes to another 50. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

No. We back out. That obviously sucks that Live Nations, you know, talking about us like that. but hopefully those employees have been dealt with and maybe this adjust some of their behavior. But I'm also saying it ain't all on them. These bans are so expensive now. When you wonder why tickets are so expensive. I don't like the fees.

I don't like the fees. That's stupid. That's a little dumb. You're not. Delivery fee. It's on my phone. Between the delivery fee, convenience fee, ticket fee. Yeah, those are stupid.

You can't. Those are all made up things that are going into very rich people's pockets that I bet even employees of them would be like, yeah, this is stupid. stupid. But it goes to the very top people who, you know, don't pay any mind to any. They don't care. No. Of us, pheasants. Second time he's calling us birds out here. Ha! Now, the bands have gotten real crazy. I don't know if it comes back. I don't know how we recover. It's nuts. It's nuts out there. Yeah, and it's all of them. Even the one who wonders want

just as much. Yeah. Just as much. What do you guys think? Coming up tonight, 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel, I'll do a little DJ set. We'll hang out. would love it if you stop by You got fun name for the night Because you get fun names You do fun names on there Lottie suggested DJ Lucky Dumps

Because remember I was having green poops From my purple Kool-Aid So I'll be DJ Lucky Dumps For St. Patrick's Day Friday the 13th party Now when you take those Purple or green Purple Kool-A dumps Can you taste

I can taste the great Kool-Aid right now But I can't No you're taking the dump No I don't know That's Oh is that? Oh Mm.

Mm. All right, we are teenagers with boomer opinions, and I will tell you this. Oh. I do not like people being distracted on their phones while they drive. Oh, I'm always playing Candy Crush. I have two... It's my favorite thing while I drive. Selfishly, as the father of two teenage children,

I don't want them out on the roads with all you A-Holes looking at your phones. Mm-hmm. And a driver who's watching YouTube videos in California slammed into a highway patrol vehicle. Dude. Come on. No. And I get all these ads now for these things you can put on your, in your dash, where you can watch like Netflix on your dash screen and stuff.

Bad idea. Bad idea. I don't like that. There's no reason for it. It's unnecessary. No. You don't need to watch your YouTube or your movies or you don't. I've seen people reading the newspaper.

I don't like it. Although I always get angry during the PSA for those type of commercials with that one lady that's doing it. And then the kids in the back seat are like, mom, are you on your phone? Because I'm going to be like, yes, you probably ordering you bastards McDonald's because you're crying for the last three hours. Yeah, it's good when your kids call you out, though, because they're learning from you. Because I once in a while, I'll do it myself. Sure, if I change the song or whatever.

I'm talking about people who are full on watching YouTube while they drive. They'll put their phone on the dash. Or some of you watching us on Twitch right now while you drive. Oh, but that's different for this. Look up. You can just listen. Yes, if you got, yeah, like a podcast going, I'll be okay with it. But, no, yeah, don't be trying to watch whatever you kids are watching. The Orange is the new black or something on the Netflix.

The new, what is that? I don't know what's current. That's all I had. That's what I went to. You watching your suits or whatever's out there. Truck driver told the Highway Patrol, he was watching YouTube and didn't notice the flares. Bro. Are you bad at laws?

Bro. So you just admitted to your. crime. Stop admitting to your crimes. Well, now, like, if that's the type thing where your insurance sees that, and if I was insurance, they'd be like, cancel. Cancel. Cancel. Done with you. You're canceled. You're watching YouTube while driving a big rig? And then admitting it. And lie. Lie. Thankfully, officers are safe. Everybody's safe, but. I saw a deer. Oh, yeah. You saw a deer? Oh, yeah. It was a mongoose or something running. I don't know what it was. I saw a python. It slithered right off the side of the road. I swear.

Whirv because it looked like one of those rare endangered ones. Some gentlemen doesn't seem too bright if he's watching YouTube while driving and then admitting to watching YouTube. I really like Mr. Beast. I was watching, oh, now I blanked out her name. I was watching Miss Rachel? No, I was watching my favorite trucker girl.

I was watching Allie the Trucker. I was watching Allie the Trucker. Want somebody to eat her taco? I was looking for a way to find a way to eat her taco. I was that in the Green Suc. Put that in the Green Sucer. also was too goddamn hot. Recap and recap, satellite candies.

We are going to play some hockey. Gaming stream brought to you by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. Do not forget. Well, you just did play some poppy. Ah, hockey, I said. Play a hockey game in our Twitch stream right now. Then tonight at 7 o'clock, I'll be back for a two-hour DJ set. We'll do a little house party tonight.

7 p.m. Look at us. Put me on your screen or your second screen. I'll keep you company tonight. Put it right on your... Main feed. Right on your car. Right dashboard right there.

That way you can watch it while you drive. And then tomorrow, enjoy your parade day. Sunday, we'll be playing all day long. Be listening for those keywords to text the K-Rock text line for your chance at five-finger Death Punch tickets. Wow, we've got a whole busy weekend here, man. All the shooty hoops to get us to selection Sunday, man. He's like the championship games this weekend.

We're getting close here. There's a just a bunch of random semifinals and quarterfinals and stuff today. Sunday on Sunday. Yep. And then what day is the first games, day of games? Well, they do the play-in ones like Tuesday, Wednesday, and then Thursday at 11, 50 or whatever the hell that starts, man. There we go.

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