The Show - SCOOPS

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

US advances in the World Cup, but the biggest event happening in our country right now is Taylor Swift’s wedding. The average amount of ice cream (measured in scoops) the average American eats in a week is concerning. Getting ready for the fireworks in your neighborhood, plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Oh, dumb-dums. Ahoy, hoi-hoi.

Barbecue babies. Ooh, barbecue baby. Cooking out there. Another hot one. It's a hot one. Like seven inches on a midday sound. You were right about yesterday. I didn't send it to you.

You called it. We were going to break the record. We did break the record yesterday. You could just tell. It was one of those. It was like 95. You were saying we're going to break the record. And then Pete Hall.

Breaking dude. Hey. Pete Hall, the hammer. Post it out. Yeah, we wrote the record yesterday. Tippy top. Titty top. Paid all.

And I'm thinking about making my own a prediction today. Even higher? I think we beat a, I think we surpass 100 degrees today. Whoa, you think so? They're predicting 99. Oh, man. So if they predicted lower than it was yesterday, I bet we'd go, I went we get over 100 degrees today.

Oh. That doesn't sound fun. Yeah, it does not sound enjoyable whatsoever. Nope, nope, nope. Thinking about all y'all that got to work out of doors in this, please be checking on your neighbors, your elderly neighbors, your elderly neighbors, your pets. Jimmy's calling 102 today.

Not saying real feel, I'm saying the 10. Yeah. Someone get out there and crank open a fire hose or a fire hydrant. One of those, old school style, right? Well, they just have that little, like, big pile of, a water flying out of it. Yep. Those are fun. Take Cody to a splash pad today.

Oh, you got to. Dude, today it wouldn't be a bomb day for Chana Forest, right? Oh, man. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, to be busy. I feel like I never would get out of that lazy river.

Just float around in it. You're just in the water all day. You submerge yourself whenever he'd be. That don't sound so bad. I'm not even get in the pool today. I rarely get in the pool, but going to be a hot one. And then finally it breaks, man. Thankfully.

know the storms come through tomorrow or whatever, but plan for it today. Hydra. Yeah. Don't even worry about what it says tomorrow. Why? I was supposed to. Remember we saw it just was like purple?

Yeah. On there for tomorrow. It's hard. It's hard for me to trust radar like 24 hours out. Yeah. Because it changes so often. But that did not look. Promising.

It did not look good, bud. No. That did not look good. So, nah. Storm's coming through tomorrow. Deb Deb says City of Fulton is doing two of those. days. What? Those like splash pad water fire hose days? Oh, are they going at a fire

truck? That counts is our bath. That's it. It's Wode. That's our city of Fulton. That's water. Where else you think going to get a shower from water right there? Going to go to my house instead. I go to eat. I would never put someone's footage on the

internet without their consent, but if I could show you my dash cam footage yesterday of me driving through the city of Fulton, and a woman in a motorized scooter. Not one with the handlebars. It was one, not even a scooter.

It was a motorized wheelchair. Okay. So she was leaned way back. Yep. Lean back. Very minimal clothing on. Hell yeah. Ripping right up the middle of the road.

And we all had to just kind of go around her. Blasting out a nip or two. Dude, the shorts were short. The shirt was way too small. You did right. I'm not here to assume if she needed the wheelchair or not. Let's just assume that she does. but there's also probably a chance she didn't.

She needed to present herself to all of you. And she was just riding up, straight up the center of the road. How else she going to find a suit is? Because I saw a bunch of cars just going like over the center lane and I go, what is, is there a trash can in the road? No. Nah. There's a dog in the road? Nah.

Wasn't even this rascal. It was a full-on motorized wheelchair. She's leaned back. Is that a sheep that needs to be shears? That's true. She's peacocking. She's driving around. That's what I'm saying.

Hey, fellas. How else is she's going to present herself? straight down the middle of the road, three miles an hour. Here it is, bud. Big old Fulton bill. Right outside of Chubbies. It was right outside of Chubbies.

Well, it was inside of Chubbies, outside of Chubbies, around Chubbies, yeah. But that's, I mean, that's our, that's our Times Square essentially right there. You damn right. Yeah. Broadway and what is that, West First? Cor right, that's our time.

Because she knew what she was doing. Yeah. Just go, you're right past Chubbies. Because that honestly. Come up to the Auto Zone. Right there by the bridge. You're a cop. I go the other way.

You're like, oh, yeah. I'm not getting involved. No, please. I would imagine city of... Hopefully this takes care of itself. I would imagine the city of Fulton police often have to say, I'm not getting involved in this. Or just...

Betty, you know, you can't be in the middle of the road. You got to get on the sidewalk, Patty. They just do those, that noise on the... Eh, eh. Get up on the sidewalk. Patty! My nanny lived in those apartments for like a year or two, and she hated it.

Yeah. Nothing against the apartment. She just did not like that activity. Yes, yes. My nanny does not like all the activity that happens right there. No. She lived in those, what do they call? Like the wheel something apartment?

Right down the water. Yeah, you know what they're talking about, but yeah. She lived there. Other than watching the boat. And there was a lot of peacocking going around. Oh, yeah. So good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday.

Hopefully you guys get tomorrow off. That'd be nice. Okay. All right. Top text. Oswego County Fair last night. This is our blind kitten. Well, your kitten is adorable, sir, and you're standing right in front of the K-Rock logo.

Love it. We got the Oswego County Fair going on. I'll tell you right now. That's like, what? What is going on right now? That's a lot of smell. Yeah, it's not going to know what's going on. That's cool.

So happy Thursday. Tonight we'll do a Coco Puffs. 7 o'clock. Oh, oh. Do Cucopof. Lots of stuff to get to today. The Mills is what they're called. Thank you, buddy.

And Annie lived in the Mills, and it was just too much. It is. It's our Fulton Times Square. That's our Fulton Times Square. You got to the Cummins and Goans. Yeah, a lot going on right there. A lot going on. Can you get a round with that ball?

To get a flash him out. Country Role. This was awesome. Kurtz of Govina. Kurtzegovina. Hertzigna. Go home. You're not going to be in the next round.

Hertziggo. Go, go, pack your backs because you're out of the world. Come on. Congratulations. US last night. I was asleep by like 9.15, so I didn't catch a lot of action. I put it on my phone and tried to have a. on, but I went to bed.

No, it was really good despite the, the reps of, I mean, anything the U.S. did, they would be angry about it. Who got the red card, you said? That, our very, our best guy there, the Bologna guy there. Bologna? And what sucks most about that is he's our best guy, most goals, and the worst red card I've ever seen my entire life. Now he can't play the next game against Belgium.

What was it called? What did? Like a slide tackle thing? No. No. I'll have to send you the clip. Like, he literally, the ball was coming and going. and he just kind of bodied a guy.

Mm-hmm. I don't even know how to explain it because it was the worst red card I have ever seen. And what's funny is that it was reviewed. It wasn't even initially given a yellow. The guy looked at it and was like, Red card! And you said they can't appeal this kind of stuff? No. That sucks.

Because that's terrible. It was a terrible, terrible call. So who will U.S. play next? Belgium on Monday. Yep. Eight o'clock on Monday. Yep. That's going to be a good.

game. Is Belgium really good? They're really good. They were, it was crazy. I had turned it for a minute because I was like, this is over. Senegal was beating them. Two nothing. Oh, yeah.

With, I don't even know how much time was left in the second. It was about to be over. And then I came back and it was two, two. Yeah, final three to two. Belgium beat Senegal. And then they, yep, they scored one of the extras. I'm like, what? All right.

The, it's World Cup action, baby. It's World Cup action. No, it's unreal. It's so cool. It's just a lot of fun watching the crowd. the games. Today we've got, one of our games will play. Today we've got Spain, Austria at three.

Portugal, Croatia at seven. That's going to be so low. And then the 11 o'clock game, Switzerland, Algeria. Okay. All right. All three of those are going to be good. That second one should be real good. That's got Horanaldo.

Oh, okay. Portugal is Horonaldo. All right. Lot of action, a lot of hot. Hot foot action. FUD action Why would you need 100-hour deodorant?

That's a week. You're not going to shower this carpe commercial on TV. No, that's going to get people the wrong idea, man. 100-hour protection. Don't promote that. People are going to take that for real. Oh.

It's like, because I'm sure there's something about it that's awesome and it's not exactly what I mean. Four business days. Oh. I put it on. I got the carp deodorant. I got two days ago, my carp's halfway done. I'm good.

My carp is almost two days in. I got vanilla lavender under one armpit and coconut mango under my over armpit. Dear carp deodorant. Do you have an armpit that smells more than the other? Do I have one that smells? Or I mean, it gets wetter than the other. No. My right one sweats more than the left.

No, but I blame you for this new ad that's been popping up on my Instagram, where it's a lady blow-drying her armpits. Hell yeah. Like, I know that's probably your direct search history. Hell yeah. But it's a device that's for sale that does what you do. Okay. For those you don't know, Cody does not wear deodorant.

He doesn't smell. I'm not, he really does it. It's a freaking nature thing. But he will go and air dry his pits. Oh, it's the best. In the bathroom? In the bathroom. Oh, man.

Because he likes to cool off his pits or dry the shirt out. Yeah, it'll dry your shirt completely off. Because the move is that you go like this. Yeah, that's what she was doing. See, here where's where you're, what would be if you could see on the camera. So then you take your hand and then you just, wee, and then you're good and it's dry and you're perfectly fine.

Yeah, even on, like, even on days like today and yesterday, you... It'll work, but it doesn't last long. Do you excessively sweat, do you think? Oh, man, that's, yeah. I think that might be why I don't get smelly. Well, I mean, I'll smell like sweat. Don't get me wrong, but like, I think it's just because I sweat so much that there's no chance for anything to...

Cody smell like cigarettes. Oh, he'll smell like cigarettes. Uh, no, as always. Please, we remind you to wash your ass as I was in a waiting room yesterday at my doctor's office with. Yeah. Let's just say it was pungent. It was pungent. Yeah.

Yeah, that's. Yeah, but this is this, I don't want to bring it up because I don't want, I want this ad to go away from my algorithm. Oh, now that you've said it like four times. But it's like a, it's specifically a pit dryer. And she has like, it looks like a wand and she puts it up her shirt. If anybody knows what the product is, please send it to Cody. I don't want to bring it up on my devices. But it's like she puts it up her shirt and she just dried off her pits.

I like that. Dear Carpe deodorant. Nice. I was fired from my job because you said you had 100 hours of protection. And on day three, apparently my coworkers disagreed. They said, and I quote, he smelled like ass. Uh-huh. I don't smell like ass.

I'll be suing you for $1.4 million. Do not. Florida woman is facing felony charges, coach. Cody. Um, because she got busted with cocaine, but here's the thing. Oh, where do you do with cocaine? It wasn't her cocaine. The baggy of cocaine that was in her butthole? Oh. Oh. That wasn't hers. How did, that was, I didn't get in there.

That wasn't hers. I didn't get in there. Um, a Florida woman is facing felony charges after a bag of cocaine fell out of her buttocks. Was she sleeping? No, she claims it. Someone ran up there and went. She claims it was a sexual thing. She claims that her and her partner She's doing some kind of activity with it They put cocaine up her butt Don't know

So like you boof it She's pulled over at 640 in the morning Which is way too early to be doing cocaine Or actually pretty late Wrapping it up Yeah you're wrapping it up I mean once the cocaine's in your butt I think you're wrapping it up

Once that's happened That's the end of the night Okay Or all I usually start my day with a bag of cocaine Maybe it's the start if you're getting If you're boof and coke My day usually starts with a baggy

cocaine up there. Yep, yep. Officers detected marijuana and described her as slow and lethargic. She resisted deputies before being transported to jail. I'll never understand this about criminals. If you know you've got drugs on you. Yeah. Just be cool and maybe you'll get out of this.

Well, I think if you're going to jail, I think they like... No, but she had to go to jail because she caused a scene. Like, you get pulled over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they smell weed. Oh, sorry, sorry. They don't know there's cocaine up your box. Just stop being a...

You got to be crazy. Don't be a nut job. Now you're going to elevate the situation. But no, once you're in the car. Oh, I'm sorry, officer. This is my husband's car. He must have smoked cannabis in it. May I please carry on my way to church?

I'm going to our Lord and Savior's house. Jesus, do you know him? Sir, it is 640 in the morning. I've got to get to my soup kitchen. Is that all? Oh, thank you, officer. Thank you. The unhoused are ready for Cheerios.

No, you got to cause. a scene, now you get taken to a jail. They scan you with an x-ray. Now they see you got... Saw something in her lower region. You got things in you, boy. A baggie containing 3.8 grams of cocaine

fell out of robotics. She claimed her partner had placed it there during an intimate encounter. She was charged. Posted bond. She got out. She's released waiting trial. But, are you looking up how much that is? How much is that?

I can't envision it. Like, see these two baggies there, the one on the left. So like a, like a little ball. That's good for you, Bud. She got like a little, like, I mean, like, little grape. Yeah. Putt sounds like a dream woman. Yeah, Pud put a ring on her right there.

But, I mean, yeah. Can I? Don't. Officer, please. I am just getting to Bible study. I don't know why this needs to be a situation, sir. Do you have a favorite? Can I please talk to you about our Lord and Savior?

Jesus Christ. Want a sing a hymn with me? No. Instead, you're going to resist and cause a scene. He come and calm on heart. Officer, bringing it. Bring it in. Please.

Hold my hand. Let us pray. You got to check my brain. I'll tell you much. It is not. My brain is jello today because it's been a busy week. It's been a busy week. I can't think of names.

The heat just melts thoughts. Well, and we've been putting out a lot of videos this week. Thank you. Everybody go to our Facebook pages. We did a country propane video, by the way. Shout out. I'm going to give all the plugs right here. All right.

Yeah. Yeah. Breaking the plugs. We filmed a country propane video Monday and Tuesday this week. It was a two-parter. Because right now, if you go to country propane and fill two barbecue tanks, you can do it. For 1776 America. God bless America.

Shout out country propane for having us do a video for them this week. So that was Monday and Tuesday. Also on Tuesday, we shot another splash video. Mm-hmm. In the pool. We had some ideas all ready to roll. Posted that last night. So we did that video on Tuesday, yesterday.

Busy, busy day for your baby boy. I was here. Then I had two doctor's appointments. And then I had a dinner with family. Then we had a Whiskey Wednesday show last night. So my brain is all just drained from this week. Couple hours. She's got a couple hours.

But shout out Splash Car Wash. If you go and sign up for Splash Max Pass right now. you can win a $100 gift card to get gas. And they're giving away a year of free gas. Yeah, it's like a lot of gas. $5,200 worth to gas. So, I like that all at once, please. All the information.

I'll take it all, thank you. Right now. Just fill up the tanker, please. All right now. It brings my own tanker. And I had to, I kind of did a solid for splash because we were on the call with them. And they're like, we're going to give away a year's with the gas.

And I go, well, how much? And she's like, we're going to get like a year's worth. And I go, did it, did. You're going to have somebody that wins this. Yeah. And they're going to be filling up every family member's vehicle they ever had. Yep. So when you say a year's worth the gas, I am telling you,

someone who's been in radio 20 years. Yep. The person who wins that is going to try to work a scam. Put a limit on it. They will figure out a way to make it. They're like, oh, I guess we hadn't thought of that. Oh, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

I've been giving out prizes for a long time. Yeah. There's always someone trying to work an angle on you. Well, there's just a card. swap every single time that I do it 30 times a day. Oh, they'll be Latin people, like, they'll be, somebody would have won that.

They'll be Latin people through it. Like, come here, I got free gas for you. Thanks a splash. Go ahead, fill up. Fill up. Feel her up. Feel her up. Yeah. Anyways, Cody, um, I don't even know, I guess I'm making an assumption

about you. Well, if you assume, then you're making ass of being you, uh, so. Because I'm way low on this number. Oh. And I don't even know if you beat this number. A new survey finds the average American eats this many scoops of ice cream per week. What's a scoop, really?

Like in like the commercial. Yeah, you got to kind of envision a scoop. Okay. The average American eats this many scoops of ice cream in a week. And obviously I've kind of shown my hand by letting you know it seems a little high to me. it's definitely high for me. Okay. But I'm wondering how many scoops do you think you eat in a week?

It depends. Like, just like a normal average week where, you know, there's nothing going on. And it's not too hot to even eat ice cream sometimes. Stop right there. Yeah. What would be going on that would encourage more? You don't know, you just be hanging out all day. If it's just a normal week, yeah, then I'll have this.

But if it's, you know, a special week, I got birthdays, I got things going on. All right. I think you answered your own questions right there. Let's think average week. Go ahead. Yeah. I would say, like, I'm trying to, I can't even picture it because it would be like a couple scoops every time. So like, just say like three or four, 12?

I don't even know. All right. Yeah, 11 is the number. The average American eats 11 scoops of ice cream a week. I definitely don't. I probably eat two or three. And that gets skewed a lot. I'm sure there's times where I eat much more than that.

And also times where I'd eat much less than 11 scoops. Eleven scoop seems like a lot. Yeah. I ain't telling you how to live. Just like a spoon. I ain't telling you how to live your life. But 11 scoops seems like an excessive amount of ice cream in a week, no? Yeah.

But it's an average. So there's people eating 30 a week. And there's people like meat in two or three. Yeah. And, Ken, not to harp on it. What? I need to know the size of this scoop. Yeah, I got to see.

I got to see it. I hate to burst their bubble. That is not a legit unit of measure. Scoop? Scoop. I want us going forward to use only scoops as our only... Animal size? Let me get two scoops.

Let me get two scoops. Two scoops of what now? Let me get two scoops. Do you want a large, small fry, medium fry? Two scoops. One of one's going to bottle six scoops. Can I get 14 scoops on pump four, please? What?

Yeah, I'm going to get 14 scoops on pump four. That's their energy. We got about... How many scoops? 20 scoops in there or so. Forward, the show only uses scoops as a unit of measurement. Oh, that's a nice look. The Smashbird got two scoops.

Got two scoops. Bro, ain't time to brag, but it worked this week. I hit my bonus. Yeah. Getting 14 extra scoops in my paycheck. Wow. Wow. Belands smoked five scoops this morning.

Good for you, bud. Congratulations. Anything but the metric system, Fuzz. You're damn right. America. Are we only measuring scoops? Scoops. They did this by surveying,

basically just tallying up how much ice cream we eat in a week. Americans eat an estimated 11.4 billion pounds of ice cream over the course of a summer. Wow. That is enough to fill 113 football stadiums. Again, anything but the metric system. How many football stadiums? football is she filling up. How many scoops you're getting in that football thing?

I'm a scoops you're putting in her. Well, technically it's 14,000 square meters. Oh, hey, fancy book learning. How many scoops are in the Superdome? Speak English. Like, Fritos? That's a start. We're getting somewhere.

Now you're talking my language. Micah, my kid eats two half gallons of cookies and cream ice cream a week. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Next line, Josh weighs roughly 240,000 scoops. I met my doctor yesterday. Hey, we got your blood pressure.

How many scoves? How many what, no? Can you convert it to scoops for me? How many scoops was my blood pressure? I mean, come on. Be real with me, Doc. Talk to me, Doc. Be real with me.

How many scoops am I in? man. Officer. Officer. I only got two scoops of cocaine in my bottle. Oh, what? 3.8 scoops. I only got 3.8 scoves back there.

There's not a ton of scoops. Goop is less so many. There's no more scoops. Cuckeys and cream is the favorite flavor for Gen Z. So Micah's son is on brand for that. Millennials and Gen X prefer classic chocolate. I mean, I'm right. Yeah.

I'm soup. I'm sorry, you're going to need to lose at least 10 scoops to get your healthy weight range. Oh, okay. I understand. I understand. In 30 days. You get your surgery. Tax line, what the F is a kilometer?

Tell me in scoops, officer. Don't be wild. Walk a straight line. How many scoops am I stopped taking? Officer, I only had three scoops tonight. I'm fine to drive. Watch, ready? Scoop.

Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop, scoop, and backwards, scoop. Ha! I just scooped front and back. More people, by the way, eat their ice cream from a cup or a bowl than a cone.

I bailed on cones a couple summers ago. No, the move is you get a whatever you say your order in a cone, in a cup. That way they take your thing and then they go in a cup. That way you got all the same. I've honestly just, as I, again, getting to my advanced age here, as an elder man, sir, you're doing 75 and a 45 scoops. So, bitch.

I'm going to have to get you out of this car right now. Sir, this is a school scoop zone. You were going way too fast. You were doing way too many scoops in this zone. Oh, okay. A scoop dar right there. No, in my advanced age, I've been just mixing things into flurries.

My last two summers, I'm going to flurry guy. No, it's worth that. Take all the things I like and put it in a cup and mix it up like a stew. No, I like all the different names they all have for them, too, depending on what place you go to, they're all different mix. You just got to find whatever the one is like a blizzard. I just walk up and I go, what's your flurry here?

What you're mixing in? Oh, our zip-zab? We got two zip-sapsed. Exactly, yeah. We take it and we go zip-zip. And it's all mixed in together. Uh-huh, okay. Thank you.

Thank you, guys. They all do have different names too. Yeah. We've got our snow fronts. You want snow fronts? Is that your blizzard thing? Oh, we can't call it a blizzard button. That's it.

That's all the ice cream information. God, I love the scoops. Not another scoop left in that one? Not a scoop left in it. Not a scoop left in it. Oh, my banks call me. Apparently I overscoot my scoops. They got to charge me and over-scoot me.

All they over-scoot. K-rock. The show.fm for all the links. You find us there. You're watching us. You can watch us live stream right there right now. For zero human monies. Sausage?

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Listen, I know that none of us want to talk about this Taylor Swift wedding. I know. Because it's just not our bag. But it's also just kind of a general allegory on how I feel about most weddings, the way this is playing out. Yeah.

So there's just a lot. I think there was a castle being loaded into MSG yesterday. It's wild. I really hope that it's not the, we're doing all this here, but then we sneak off and have an actual wedding with our friends and family. That's a theory. That would be the most, like, okay, now you're full heel. Yeah, now you're full heel.

Not your full heel. You just cost people that had to work. In New York City, they had to close the doors, like close the roads and all that. Yep. They, I hear. hear you on that, but I think the way to debunk that is that so many Kansas City Chiefs players are in New York

City right now. And, like, posting on their social media, and, like, they're at hotels. So they're here. Hopefully. Yes. Like you said, who knows? And they got on a bus and then get taken to Massachusetts? So, allegedly, the whole shabang, which is either

today or tomorrow, whole shebang, 10 hours. Come on, man. that's crazy like i don't even like my siblings enough to be at a 10 hour wedding i just let alone you're just at taylor swift's wedding everything that she does all the way until now has been built as a bigger way for her to get more attention for herself and now this is like the coop it's worked it's works unreal for stupid grandpa a source reveals the wedding schedule is

as follows. Tonight, the rehearsal dinner will have 100 guests inside the arena somewhere from 6 p.m. to 10.30 p.m. Then tomorrow, doors open at 3.30 p.m.

Tomorrow's the third. All right. Tomorrow's the third. Okay. For over a thousand guests with allegedly a cocktail hour beginning at 4 on the 6th floor concourse. Ceremony will begin at 5.30. Reception will begin around 6.30.

Which, all right, I'll give you credit there, Taylor. You're not making us wait. A lot of these pores when they get married. Yeah. They'll do their wedding, and then we got to go to another venue, and there's like six hours between. Yeah, we'll see in like four hours. We've got to take pictures.

Wait, what? Hold on a second. Where, what? I guess we'll go drink at mug shots for two hours, which is a real line I've said. Yep. wait what? Yeah, the church only had opening at two,

so we got married at two, but the reception's at the double tree at six. Yeah, sorry. So, what do I do? What do we do now? I guess we'll go to mug shots. All right. Reception begins around 6.30 p.m.,

ending at 2 a.m. Now, the reason no one's buying into the theory of other, like what we're saying is it's a work where they're setting this up, they've seen food being delivered, boxes of lobster, chicken, black and chicken, boneless chicken, all this stuff. French fries, onion rings. All right, come on. Yeah.

How many scoops, Taylor, how many scoos? I mean, come on. Romaine lattice, eggs, heavy cream, blah, blah, blah. But, I mean, who knows? The bee team will still be there. They'll have to feed them. Bro, imagine this. What?

Oh, go. what, Taylor, go full heel and do this. A thousand people show up to Madison Square Garden and they walk in there for your wedding and it's just a big screen of you at your house in Nantucket. With you and 10 family

members. Hi guys. I want to thank you for coming. It was just a lot. It was just a lot and it turns out MSG can only hold 10,000 scoops. And you all know, y'all know we need more scoops. We need more scoops.

So my next album is going to be on my heartbreak about not getting enough scute. Naturally, New York City has ramped up their homeless outreach around the arena because you don't want poor getting near this. No, you got to kill them off. You don't want a poor breathing the same air. Snap and snack and huck it in to the Hudson. The wedding could cost local businesses tens of thousands of dollars due to street closures. Yeah.

Not to mention a little thing called the World Cup is also at MetLife. Yep. And it's the 4th of July weekend, but And for those of you As long as Taylor. Not familiar with Madison Square Garden Immediately below it Is a major transportation hub

Where trains are coming and going all day long. Not tomorrow. Mm-hmm. Figure it out. The starting five Of the New York Knicks will reportedly invited. So just the starting five.

of your championship. Just the starting five. Hey, we got invited. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. Hey, can I go?

No, you're on the bench. That's all I know as of now. I don't know if they released photos of this thing. It's crazy. Everything as she's done, her entire career has been leading to this full, to this moment. Full heel turn. Exactly, sister.

No bench warmers. You're not coming. If you didn't play, you're not coming. Absolutely not. She can't name five people. I read she wanted a place and a date but was already booked for another wedding, so she made them cancel that wedding and she's not even having it there. I can see her doing that.

I want to have it here. Oh, they only have 25 scoops. Cancel their scoops. Yeah, cancel their scoops, but then I'm not going to do it in there. I don't want to do that. No, she'll make money off this. I know. It's just in a time where we're all struggling to eat and put gas.

ass in our cars. It is hard for me to be excited about a billionaire taking over an arena and shutting down streets for their effing wedding that I don't care about. But you can say, well, then why are you talking about it, Josh? Because it angers me. And like I said, it's an allegory for what I don't like

about weddings in general. It's because it's also our job. It's also our job. We got a comment on it. But it's impacting a lot of people's lives. It's wild that she just has that lack of self-awareness. Like, if you Do you even care that? At least come on me like, I know, let's talk.

I'm so sorry, but they recommended it. It's just like, I can't imagine you own like a pizza shop. Yeah. Near Harold Square, somewhere down by MSG. And you're like, yeah, my business is going to be down this weekend because the billionaire is getting married. It's just, I don't like it. You're like already struggling to sell slices or whatever your business is down there.

You got a juice place or whatever. but nope, can't go down there because you're not allowed You're not allowed within a street's length of Taylor Swift And that is true Katie says, let's remember there is a groom We don't need to blame Taylor for everything Travis is also insufferable but I don't think he's made any of these choices I just lump him in I assume I was counting it When I say her name I just I mean him too

I assume that he's just as insufferable and he's insufferable But he also gives off you know golden retriever vibes Or he's probably just like yeah oh okay man Yeah, locked down the roads, babe. Whatever, babe, whatever you want to do, babe. Like, he gives those vibes off. I'm going to throw my hat in the air and catch it on my head. But he could also just be, maybe he's just more low-key dick and we don't know about it, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that would be a hilarious turn if Taylor this whole time wanted a low-key wedding, but Travis Kelsey is like, babe, we got to get a castle. We got to get a castle, babe. Now, you know, now you're saying in, like, his voice, that kind of thugs on, like, he'll give him. Get a big effing castle right in the middle of the garden. Because if you break it down,

I mean, yes, Taylor Swift is terrible, but Katie is swaying me because there are a lot of bro elements to us. Like, she's probably like, we could go and like go to the beach and he's like, God! God! We could rent the garden! God! Oh, Travis.

Why are you saying it? Stop saying it like that. We're really good. God! Where's he from Cleveland? So he probably initially pitched whatever, like, what's the Cleveland arena or whatever does? Some Ohio Beach. Yeah, probably something in Ohio.

Babe! We could rent out... Rock Roll Hall fame, dude? Where the calves play. Rock Roll Hall fame. At least, let's... If you really want an arena, babe, we should probably do it at MSG.

Ah, LeBron, bro. Okay, I'll allow it. That would be the most hilarious turn of that Travis Kelsey was the diva in this. Babe, I see it on my counter. It says we got something coming up a couple days. Is this that Shrek rave? No, babe. That's our wedding.

You promised me Shrek Rave. Yeah, cousin Jay. Babe, we could do it at Cedar Point, go on like all the coasters, and then, babe, our wedding photo could be when we come down the drop and the cameras right there, we're like, yo. But I'm going to flip off the camera. Yo, I'm still flipping off the camera. Oh.

I like this theory a lot better than Taylor Swift being a diva about it. But again, watch me flip my hat up in the air and catch it on my head. Yeah, look it out, babe. Check it up, babe. And he's got a bunch of his garage beer. signs hanging up. Absolutely. All right, Travis.

Three scoops of grace. Good morning. This is K.R. This is K.R. Happy Thursday. Happy July 2nd. Maybe you get tomorrow off. Maybe you're getting ready for the big

Fourth of July weekend. Come on. You're supposed to be good at tracking stuff, man. I got to find my parents. And I've got to figure out a way to sell more fireworks. We've gone broke with this, Spencer, also. I see. snakes and sparklers, but where's good stuff, man?

Good stuff. This is the good stuff. Snakes and sparklers. Are you nuts, dude? You need stuff to explode. Go boom. Why is that good? Why is the tree good? Why is sunset good? Why are boobs good? Kicking ring. Firecrackers. You stick them in mailboxes, you drop them in toilets, you shove them up bullfrogs ass. I would never do that. Because I'm gonna be a veterinarian.

Well, there you go. Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces. He comes back to you to fix it. You win twice, bro. It's good bad. It's good miss. So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats,

no roaming candles or screaming memies? No. Oh, come on, man. You don't got no lady fingers, buzzbuttles, snicker-buners, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-dudas, or crap flappers? No, I don't. You're gonna stand there, owning a firework stand,

And tell me you don't have no whistling bongholes? No spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, husker do's, Hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nips a daisers, whether we have a scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser? No. Because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like. All right.

You ain't got no crap flappers? You ain't got no crap flambers? All right. I was asking Chad earlier, who's loaded up? I know we're running special. Firework spots. Everybody head down to the border. Shoot a roaming candle off the roof.

You doing anything for any fireworks? You're going to go to any fireworks shows? No, I mean, the East area is next, because it's always the Saturday after. Oh, they let all the amateurs get out of the way and then they really put on a show next week. But no, mostly it's a battle of neighborhood fireworks. That or just securing myself over top of Elsa's head

so she doesn't jump through a window at some point. Yeah. Out of terror. Can you get her those little doggy earmuffs that they put on? I tried. She just wanted nothing to do it. Yeah. Just tried to see, like, here, let me just put this over there.

But no, it's, that's futile. None of you really do. Just try crank up the TV and all that stuff and fans and everything and just be louder than I usually am. Well, they expect about 13,000 scoops of injuries this weekend as a lot of people get injured this weekend. Yep, it's that old saying that. Somebody out there right now doesn't realize this is their last.

This is their last day with ten fingers. Last week with a bunch of bangers. Yeah, you always got to be careful. Bag up, bag up. Bag up. What in reverse? Tear? Put it in reverse.

Oh, no. Tair. Taylor's away. That's what a fair point. Well, a lot of small towns are having trouble affording fireworks this year. Yeah. Different tariffs or budget cuts. Try that.

My small town. Ferguson, Missouri has had to cancel their annual fireworks display. It's very disappointing. I don't think it was the right decision. We come as a family, do all our festivities, and then we watch the show. We're like, okay, y'all's ready. There was definitely some tariffs this year, but we actually did not raise our prices at all. As an owner, I'm going to eat the tariffs this year.

Yeah, you pay that. I don't pay the tariffs. You pay the tariffs. I don't pay tariffs. You pay tariff. I don't pay tariff. Oh, boy. But, like, I don't understand why I would, like, that that's just a bad job on the city's part.

Yeah, all you have to do is you get a couple sponsors. How much you're willing to sponsor? $500, take that $500. Now you have $500 to buy fireworks. Yeah. Do that a couple times. Yeah, but cities, like municipalities probably have to have different safety protocols and all that stuff. Like, if you want to do what you were saying, Panther Lake style or it's just light them up.

Yeah. Also kind of what I assume they do in East Sierra. You see the flyer for the day? I think they hire somebody probably. It's a whole day's worth of stuff. But now let's just go fire them out on the lake. I think back to when we'd go up to shout out Carol and Derek, they'd take us down to Bridgeport. You go down to the, I don't know what that lake is down there in Bridgeport, but you go down to that camp.

No, night of lake. And this weekend, man, you just sit back and watch them fly. People are just shooting them off. You don't need to go to a town. Do I imagine it's going to be up at the same thing where we were? Yeah. This upcoming weekend. All lakes.

All lakes. That's the benefit of having a lake is that that you're allowed to do that. You just sit out by the lake and you look around and you'll see lots of fireworks going on. As long as you don't shoot your fireworks off and over onto other people, they go right to into the lake. My children have not asked me to do my daddy fireworks display this year. I told you they're not for them anymore. I might just do them. They're for you now.

Here's the problem, though. Now you're of that age where you can demand your wife come and watch. I can't be out here spending money like I got job secure. so I always go to these places and then I want to spend so much money. Even like the roadside sparkler stands. Just get one like... Yellow. I'd trust those guys with fireworks.

Yeah. One pack or whatever. I know what I want. Big pack. I know, but you just have yourself a fun. The regular pack will last you a while. There's a lot in the 5599 pack of all of those. How you have decision paralysis and you can't decide anything.

You're just going to get them all. Bro, I am like, when I go to those fireworks stands, or I drive to like special or go down to Pennsylvania, I am like if you gave a kid a Nickelodeon Super Toy Run, I'm like, well, I got to get this and I got to get this. Why can't I get this? And I spend stupid money on fireworks. I did that the one time I went down to Pennsylvania.

It's a problem. Budgeted out a certain amount. I didn't realize how cheap fireworks really are. Mm-hmm. They are not expensive. Not really. They should be more. For the safety of people's hands, they should be more expensive.

Like some of the bigger ones. It should be $1,000. Like I have some of the couple of the ones still ready to go where that's supposed to shoot, you know, actual fireworks. Yeah. And there's like 50 of them in there. Yes. And even those weren't that bad. I remember getting all done thinking that I had like, okay, this is going to be, this is it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I'll be good here. And then the lady was like, A, and your totals, blah, blah, blah. And I went, oh my God, we're going to put this in the car and come back and do another whole other round. Dude, I know.

It's crazy. That's not even close to what I thought was going to be. Whiskey's heading to Massachusetts right now. I'm good, bud. I'm good. Like, I look at fireworks the way Chris Rock had that bit about guns and bullets. Like, I don't want to outlaw guns,

but I want to make bullets really expensive. Right. So if you're going to kill somebody with a bullet, it's got to be worth it. Be worth it. Same with fireworks. Idiot like me and the people I grew up with, should not be able to go with $300 and buy that many explosives.

What I want to do is I want to be able to take those somewhere and let somebody do them while I am there. But I want to be like, oh, you guys are doing fireworks? Can I come? Yeah. Guess what I have. Like, you got to go with Rosa, like up to her when her husband does whatever this weekend. Hey, Don, here's my. Here's my contribution.

Here's my contribution. I'm going to go down a little bit away from the kids and rip the big. biggest bong ever and watch whatever you're about to do. Yeah. So I'll be down there. Because I got to take a picture and show you what I have. Just in case you want anything. Me?

Because I have so, again, I don't, again, I can't. I feel, I feel awful. Even like right now, if Alsa wasn't up there and I just went in light fireworks, well, then some other dog is going to be here in the boom-booms. And I can't do it while she's there. Here's where I get effed up, because I love fireworks. Here's where I get effed up. is I also

I also love too big I have 10 scoops of love And I feel guilt A for dogs Whenever I have with fireworks I'm like these poor dogs And then ever since Stupid AJ came back from war

And told me about his PTSD Well he did I worry about people With PTSD and that stuff Well it's Do you get the pass I feel really guilty For these few days of the year

Yeah And then that's usually it Well that's gonna suck Though this year Because that's You get like a day or two after the 4th of July. So that's definitely going to be Sunday night.

People are going to be hearing fireworks. Yeah. And I'm like, I never go later than like nine if I do them. I'm not like these of one o'clock in the morning fireworks people. You know, it's part of it. You're not going to be the only one shooting them off.

But no, it's at least you're aware of that. You're not just out there blasting them all day every night. Like I, for the last, I'm sure I've been up there, but two days other than the last night I heard them. I'm sure all week it's just been,

people lighting off random fireworks, which is also never made any goddamn sense to me. Like last night, it's right before the game started, all of a sudden somebody in the building behind us lights off two fireworks. And that was it. I want to be mad about that, but I also have the brain where I'm like,

I'm going to go fight this. I'm going to light this firework real quick. But like, why did you? I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why. You had two of those. Yeah, just to scratch the it.

Just to scratch the itch, bud. Just to get a little hit. Two scoops of fireworks, bud, little hit. Yep. All right, here's what you do to stay safe. It's crazy when most dogs do hate freedom. I don't really don't care of it. Why do they hate freedom?

Katie, my neighbor kid across the street does that. Every night, one or two fireworks. He just scratches it. He's just a little itch, all right. He's just getting a quick hit. He kind of won me over. He's just getting a quick hit. It's like the equivalent of going outside,

lighting a cigarette, getting two, three rips off it, putting it out. That's all you needed. That's all you needed. Yep. It's all you needed. Don't let kids handle fireworks, obviously. No, that's dangerous.

Do what I do. Big bucket of water and a garden hose nearby. Don't try to find water after the fire starts. Spam, Chris? Spam! Hey! Don't try to find the water. Have the water ready.

Get the water! Light fireworks one at a time. All right, nerd. Okay. All right, nerd. And then never use the fireworks. under the influence of alcohol or drugs. I don't know how to tell you this.

That's kind of the only way I light off fireworks. That's the only way people light off fireworks. Other than children behind Katie's house, nobody has ever been sober lighting off fireworks. No. Never has that happened. And it's too dry where I am as well. That's the other thing.

I have. Spent a dry week, guys. Let's think about that. I have plenty of room. I bet everyone would love it. They would have fireworks right there forever. everybody, but it's just too dry. I lighten everything on fire.

Yeah. Hell no, not even, because the grass, just you get one little thing on the grass and you're done. It's been a dry week. We've had rain here and there, but think about how to spend this week, so be careful, everybody. Lacking scoops of rain. Our cocoa was going through it yesterday, man. When you're talking about, if you weren't in chat, I'll bring you into a conversation. As Cody had a day yesterday.

All right. He was down in the dumps. And he gets home. Rough morning. It was a rough. Second half day, great. Rough morning that we've complained about Edna. Well, we haven't really complained about it.

It wasn't a rent thing. He figured it out. Yes, thankfully. But it caused him a panic attack, which I have no. I completely understand. I get it, dude. Just that was easily the fastest I had ever had an anxiety. I totally get it.

In my entire life, without a doubt. There was no, like, couple stages of it. There was no bubbling. It was just immediate. Yeah. Because you were given what would be life-altering news about what you thought your rent was going to be. Katie was frantically searching apartment complexes. I was ready to put a, and at any moment I'm ready to put a tiny house in my yard for Cody. And it was so dumb because I, like that's, you don't do, don't pay bills while I'm doing this and stuff like that. You know what I mean? You do all that stuff when you're done with it.

I know, right? But I just randomly thought of it and was like, oh, let me just go click yes real quick. I'm thinking of it. And it just, and that was it. And it was just immediate depression. And I get it. I've been there.

Luckily, I have derailed total mornings with my anxiety and depression. I ain't mad about it. And we get through it. But no, it, I got caught quick enough to where it was early enough that I didn't sign anything or anything like that. So it's very easily just,

it's a little of a process. Yeah. It's going to take either. They said all day yesterday and then maybe today or. They were trying to raise this, right four scoops, you guys. It was on a 40.

It was like quadruple scoops. They were trying to raise it. Ah, but it all worked out in the end. But we're very open about our anxiety and our mental health on this show. And if you don't like it, sorry. But that's what we talk about. We guys know. Anxity attacks happen.

Yeah. Life is not easy. But it was just, it comes in like twos and threes for Cody. So we're sitting in here feeling totally dejected. And for some reason, if anything smells like, cannabis in this office. It's immediately Cody's fault. Which, by the way, again, for the umpting time, makes

this place an ass to money. People, there's cannabis, we make money off at Cocoa Pops tonight, 7 o'clock. Plog, plug, plug, Joe's Buds, 46, on a dog of Boulevard. So as Cody is sitting here in his, one of the lowest moments I've seen him in in a while. I was like, yep, I'm just going to wait till he's done and

he still, he still, I told him he could go home and figure this out. But I had to wait because they don't open till nine. And he's like, you know what? And then nothing would happen. Show fam is here with us. Yep. Let's keep hanging with them.

It's our morning routine. I was doing my breathing. I had calmed myself down just enough to where I wasn't at that. The next thing will make you cry. So he's sitting here and we're getting ready. And I'm worried about my cocoa and we're all in this together. And the studio door swings open. Are you smoking weed in here?

Or out in the studio? Out in the sales bullpen? Yeah, because it smells. It's not like you smoke with weed out of the sales bullpen. And Cody is just sitting there. And I felt. Tears in his eyes. I felt my shoulders to this.

I went, oh. Oh. No. No. And I go, we haven't even left this room. No, almost 20 years I've never once smoked. Believe it or not. Bud.

We. As lawless as this company is right now, we're still not ripping bongs. He's in the sales bull, then. What type of look would that look for me as head of HR? As head of HR, that would be very, very inappropriate. Yes. So Cody's insane. Not laughing at this.

No, it's, because I love Cody. I love my heart. No, after the fact, it's fun that you get to tell these things. And they go, all right, it wasn't Cody. Because none of you have aromas out there. None of you are spraying perfume or lighting things out of there. Romas. They go, it's not Cody.

and they closed the door and I guess I'll kill myself today You got to... Not funny No, you gotta have humor in it Not funny, but... You gotta find humor and be able to say funny things Or else, you know,

You get yourself actually said He goes... I'll tell my own day And then he goes home And his turn and went And then he goes home And he's trimming his beard and almost in royal tannembaum style.

That's it really what? That's what that was. Starts to shave his beard and you almost just shaved your beard off yesterday. It was so hot and I was like, I was doing the neck first and then I got right here under there and I went, why not?

And I went, and I started. I don't know you can, you might be able to see it. But yeah, and then I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Don't shave off the beard. I'll just kill myself today little in the hay well I love this guy

I love Cody he's my favorite and it was just so ridiculous he was never going to harm it's not funny to joke about that but just the way he sat at it and then he ended up in his bathroom

shaving his beer and I was like here he goes all right I never get it just keeps going up Right over to the hair. Right to your hair, then to your wrists, and you're just sitting in the bath. Oh, my goodness. Forever uncle. He did.

He almost Britney speared himself yesterday at the end of all of that. No, mental health is no joke. Oh, man. Kelly, you know you're in a spiral when you start messing with your hair. All right. Luckily, I don't have any to get rid of. Amy, shaving your beard is the same as cutting bangs for a lady. Right, that's it.

I'm just going to cut. Dangs, I don't care. Shave it all off. I've been growing a nice ball for like two years. Got rid of that. Showgirl 420, been there, done that. Listen, it all worked out. We're all fine. It was just in the moment.

In the moment, it was the deepest of pits. And we climbed out of it together as a crew. He plays a game with my wife. That's what you're saying. That's how he gets you to throw the ball. Uh-oh. It's in the water. You better get it. Yeah, we're talking about it.

our dogs and pools. Good morning. This is K. Rock. I can't get it. I don't know. I don't know. I ain't got no snout. You're saying that you want to try to get Elsa in the pool. Just like a pool noodle. Just enjoy it a little bit more because it's so hot and she hates the heat. So I think, and when she realizes in a place like a lake or whatever. I saw you. She was swimming in the lake. That was a big step. Yeah. Once she understands that it's all, this is refreshing.

Then she'll do it. But the pool is still. I think you have to like pick her up. Yeah. You're the only ones ever gotten Fred in the pool. Didn't you bring him in the pool once? He didn't care about it. No, I wasn't a fan, and he didn't. The lake, it gets too deep, too quick. Yeah, he's a little tiny guy. His little legs.

His little face. So he's like, I'm not the biggest fan of this. Yeah, so we're laughing because his move is, if my wife is floating in my in-law's pool, he'll just drop his ball in the water. Then she has to get it and throw it out of the pool. And he drops it back in the water. Now she's throwing the ball. Now she's throwing the ball.

He's got it. He's got it at work. That's hilarious. That's just another angle. Josh, the dog's going to rip the liner, get it out of there. I was watching his little butt take off yesterday or whatever week. Oh, yeah, and I say, go to grandma's? Yeah, $30,000.

I don't know how artists can keep getting away with this. Like, Lil Wayne didn't show up to his first concert last night. Yeah, I don't got my first concert. I got my first concert. I got my... And he's not alone. Like, there's always reports of, like, Lauren Hill never shows up. Well, then what happens? So last night in Maine, Bangor, Maine, Bond.

You don't want to call him to Bangor? We got Pia's. Headline is 20 years of Carter Classics tour. Oh, this was two nights ago, Tuesday night. I heard he's not no good no more. He's not good anymore. I like little Wayne. I ain't any problem.

How do you not show up to your concert? Yeah. He was in Bangor, Maine at the Savings Amphitheater. Two Chains opens. DJ keeps performing his set was scheduled to begin at 1045 which first of all the audacity of that he's waiting for it to cool down like Lazzania

Tuesday night you're making me wait till 1045 but all right 11 p.m. the crowd was told that the show's over now no explanation when did it start like when did it say when two chains did a thing good question how long do they just stand there here and Coming up.

He's supposed to be at SPAC tonight. I don't think so. Bet you not. Is anybody going to SPAC tonight? Yeah, I bet you not. But he just dipsets on that one too, huh? I don't know who dipset is. Is that not him?

That's the thing, but I don't know who it is. I don't know who dipset is. I'm sorry. I'm a 45-year-old man. I don't know. I knew of what I was saying, but I don't know the content. I checked out around. woundang so if anything is I don't really know see I'm trying to find anything there's not oh

okay well he knows your um he rescheduled it then an hour ago he said he's so sorry yeah I don't care you can't just not show up sorry he posted this thing my main fans I'm so sorry the showby's being rescheduled to July 28th please hold on to your tickets they'll be honored you can't we went I already took the day off they went and then I got in and I saw two-chance Anybody can book a concert. It's holding the concert dates that you're not good at. We had an agreement, Lil Wayne. You said, I'm going to be at this spot.

And I said, hey, all right, here's monies. I'll be at that spot too. And then you didn't come to that spot. Don't tell me to come back to the spot because fool me once. on you fool me twice shame on me in the poor venue that now has to figure out how to handle i don't know he's popular so yeah five thousand people being like i was already there what do you mean hang on to my tickets so now um you need to figure out and i don't remember what seat i was in by the way but i had a really good seat so now figure this out yeah yeah well how does that even work yeah man i don't know

I don't know. Rie says one of my friends is going to SPAC tonight to see him. They love Little Wayne. I love Little Wayne too. I like his music. It doesn't say that he's... I just don't like that artists will book a concert and not show up or go on stage at like two in the morning. F you, I got to go to work in the morning.

And you'd mean to tell me, here's the other thing. You're supposed to start at 1045. You knew at seven? Yeah. Six. Yeah, whatever. Say you were having a medical emergency. You knew.

give you the benefit of that little Wayne, even though I don't think you've earned it. No, you didn't, yeah, yeah. Say you had diarrhea. You probably had it at 8 o'clock. You had it much earlier than 10 something. At 11. You didn't go to put your guitar on and go, oh, I got to take a poop. Yeah, Axel Rose has done that.

There's people in this article that are like, I drove six hours for this. I'm not doing that again. No, no, it's Bangor mean. Yeah, it's Bangor. Yeah, no, that's, you've got to try to get comped for something else. Get your money back. And then if it's a place. place like a casino or whatever, be like,

and I'd like free room for that weekend, even though I don't think I can come, but I still want a room to be able to be there and not go to the show. Cousin Jay getting a new update from Travis Cousie. Babe, what if we got a little wing for the rehearsal dinner? Weezy's available. Weezy's available. He skipped that main show.

He's in town. He's in SPAC. Yeah. Tell him to just skip that. Or can he, hey, babe. Babe, babe, babe, babe, baby, baby. Can you do a set? Can you do a set at the show?

Babe, he's in Saratoga tonight. Babe, you guys have a... Send your jet to Saratoga. Little Wayne. Babe, you guys got a collab right? Babe. Do they? They might.

Again, 45-year-old man, I don't know. I say that there's no way that Taylor Swift and the Little Wayne have a collab, but didn't they? Wasn't there something? I don't care. Ask Cody A.I. Have Lil Wayne and Taylor Swift ever collaborated? Oh, they caught a little bit of you. Have Little Wayne and Taylor Swift ever collaborated?

Lil Wayne and Taylor Swift have never officially collaborated on a cell. Babe! Then this is the perfect time to do. Do it. Babe, send the jet. Send the jet up to Saratoga. You're just tuning in.

We're making a whole lore where Travis Kelsey is the actual Bridezilla over this wedding this weekend. He's making all these plans. Use my jet allowance for the week. Babe, babe, babe, can I cash in my jet allowance? Go get Louis. Babe, babe, go get, he's just up in Saratoga. It's like a 30-minute flight. Just T-Swiss planes in the back.

Why is that plane? And then he still wouldn't show up. No. No. No, he said he's going to go on, babe. You said you go on right after we get married. Right after we get married, he'll go on. So good luck if you're going to SPAC tonight.

I hope he shows up. Yeah. Hope he comes out on stage. I don't know. And then where does he go after that? Massachusetts. Spack tonight and then Friday, tomorrow night he's in New Hampshire. Oh.

Where the actual wedding is taking place. Yes. Oh. Babe. Well, he's here, babe. Seven o'clock. You'll be watching someone highly suspect. Coco goes live for a Coco.

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Oh, frozen or hot. Yes, he does do that. He cannot wait to take a bite out of a hot food item. He can't. You know, us, we're always looking for the next big thing, Cody, next big investment opportunity for us to diversify our extreme wealth. Our portfolios. Our portfolios.

And here's what I think the next trend is going to be. I don't know if it'll work in central New York, but in big cities it works. And those are nap clubs. Places, you can go take a quick little nap. Okay, I did hear you right. Okay. In New York City, they have what is called club rest stop. It is a spot where you can go and take a nap during the day if you want to.

I get it. I don't hate that. No, it just I couldn't do it if it was, well, like, what's the setup? Good question. Like, I couldn't do it if you're just like, no, a curtain blocks you and 15 other people all laying on a cop. You say that, but I learned something new about myself yesterday. You like sleep in a room full of dudes? I do.

I absolutely do. Let me set the scene for you. As I hear what you're saying, and then I'll play more of this stuff. Every eight weeks, I get an infusion for my ulcerative colitis. If you're new to the show, I'm K. Rock, I have ulcerative colitis. I get an infusion every eight weeks. Takes an hour. Yesterday was a busy day.

I had my infusion yesterday. They're remodeling my infusion center. So they sent us to another floor. Now, my usual infusion center, it's like you're in kind of like a curtained off area. You can close your curtains, have a little privacy. Gotcha. So in those curtain-off areas, I'll grab a little nap. I'll put on a podcast.

Okay. Used to take two hours. So I would put on, like, my old infusion center had like TVs. Oh, nice. I'd put on like discovery and sometimes nap. Yeah. So yesterday they say, yeah, you just got to go down to this other room because we're currently remodeling.

I go, all right, go down there. And it's literally just a big old room full of 20 people in beds. No. And you know what? I fell asleep there too I don't give a damn I don't give a damn No I don't blame you

I put on my headphones I need a little more privacy With stuff like that I think I can legit sleep anywhere Yeah see you know I'm so good at napping No I like car naps I can sleep in most cars

Mm-hmm But no anywhere I'm not good Like I need more privacy She got the needle in the arm Needle in the arm Needle in the arm And I laid back

Put my head phone Not only did I have people On both sides of me the girl next to me was talking with doctors and nurses. So I was like surrounded by five people. Yeah. And I went out. I see, no.

I can't do that. I could just nap anywhere if I'm cozy. Lightest sleeper ever. You are. Every 10 seconds. So is my wife, yeah. What? So is my wife.

I'm out. When I want to sleep, I'll sleep. So back to this. People in major cities will sneak off to like a movie theater. Buy a whole ass movie ticket just to grab a nap. Yeah. And that's why they're opening up. these nap clubs. Okay, I mean, let me hear it first. Here is the owner, maybe, I guess.

Talking about her club restop. If you haven't heard, I am starting a free third space for people who just want to lie down and have a break. This is good for the people who are retiring from hustle culture. If your nervous system is shot and you feel overwhelmed, come to club rest off. Here's some reasons why you should join. You're tired of every social action. Activity revolving around productivity. You miss third spaces that don't require spending money. You want to slow down without feeling guilty about it. And you want a free activity that leads you feeling better than when you started.

Now, Malia, I'm not a businessologist. But you said free? Yeah, you can't. You can't just open a free... Yeah, how are you going to make anything? Yeah. And the clientele that's going to show up to a free nap club. Yeah.

You might need the gatekeep with a little bit of a money. Yeah, just, you know, $19.99 a month. Get you endless net. Yeah, sign up for a membership or something. Not just, hey, anybody that wants to come sleep in here. She has inspired city dwellers to flock to club restop, her free Central Park meetup where the only agenda is kicking off your shoes. And I guess it's not, okay, so if it's in Central Park.

All right. It's so weird, though. So she's just saying, come lay on these blankets. guess. So it's not a business business. Yeah, so you got to have like a business. I don't want to just sit around with a bunch of other people that want to also kind of relax. Grab a little nap.

It's a coffee shop, but without any coffee. Yeah. So this is more like a nap club. It's in Central Park. But what happens in the winter? But I mean like where am I napping? On a table? On a blanket? On the grass? No. So it doesn't sound like she has a business. She has a club. No.

Sounds like I'm not going to make any money on this either. No, sounds like she has rich pants. No, sounds like she has rich pants. parents. A lot of the time rest comes with shame or guilt, but at club rest stop, that's the number one rule. You have to lie down. Everyone is doing it, so don't feel like you're the odd one out. I got no shame and rest.

I don't want to lay in your dirty-ass blanket in the middle of a park. Ace is right. The first rule of nap club is you don't talk about nap club. Our friends from crazy daisies are here. Hello, friends. How are you today? We are good. Thank you for getting up nice and early and coming down to the studio and bringing us gifts.

What plant did you... So for those you just listening, there is a planter that says official pothead on it. With a plant. What plant is this? It's a seedum. A seedum. What do we need to know to keep that one alive? Don't overwater it. Okay, so like every couple weeks?

No, no, stick your finger in if it's dry water. Got it. All right. All right. I don't know how many air is in here. And then what are these here? Perfect. Those are flowers from our cut flower garden. Okay. Yeah, so we have a wine variety. We made the bouquet this morning. We planted the seeds like months ago,

and now they're in the ground growing. And at the end of the month, you can come in and cut your own bouquets. Oh, I love that. And we'll start having bouquet making classes. So let me ask you about this, because my wife wanted to do this this year. I don't know if we're doing it right.

We have a little hill in our yard that we wanted to make a wildflower hill, so like the bugs and butterflies and stuff would find it. Do we just take the wildflower seeds and just throw them like they would in the wild? There's something we should do special. That's really up to you. If you're, you know. We want them to just grow like crazy. I mean, yeah, you can, that's the easiest thing to do,

scatter them and then, you know, put some nice soil down and water them religiously until they get started. Okay. Or you can go get yourself some nice perennials that just kind of fill your garden in, but that'll be more expensive. Yeah. We just wanted to take the free wildflower seeds. We got at the fair and throw them all over the bill.

So when do we can do the bouquets? You said you can come cut your own bouquet. When does that happen? Starting the last week of July, right now they're all kind of rooting down. and the buds are starting. So probably July 25th and on all the way through September. We'll have workshops as well. Yeah.

Yeah. Buckeys, flower crowns, you have private bouquet shop if you wanted to. Cody always says that's a smart move. If you're going to like on a date, do a little wildflower bouquet. All the time. It always impresses the ladies. You see wildflowers. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What else is going on at Crazy Daisies? Well, we got a lot of specials. Every month we do a new food special. Mm-hmm. And this month we're doing a red, white, Blue Burger, you know, celebration of our 250th birthday coming out.

Right on. And it's a spicy blueberry burger this month. That's what you brought in right here. That's what we brought in for you today with some variety cheese and roasted red peppers. We thought, what way to start your day besides a spicy blueberry burger? Heck yeah. Yeah. I agree.

And let's talk about that cafe for a second, Cody. Because when we were over there for the plant swap, that was so much fun, by the way. Thank you for letting us do that. Of course, that was so fun. Let's plant it again for next year. That was so much fun. That was great. It was the tortoise, wasn't it?

That was also great. That was a gigantic toilet. Tortoise there. Way heavier than I thought they would be. They're just a neighbor that comes down to hang? Yes. She lives up the road? At least once a year.

Yeah? If not more. Well, just that big-ass tortoise. I've never seen a tortoise. That's close in life. But the cafe. So we had a whole day plan. We were doing plant swap and then we were going over to Beacon Skiff for cake was that night.

And we got to eat. So we got pizzas. What did you get? I got the specialty pizza that was that month with all the veggies on it that I'd never had before. And the ones that didn't even know only their names. And it was unreal with the garlic base. Yeah. Yeah.

There was that on there. But like the, he went way out of his comfort zone to get that pizza. It was good. It was awesome. And then you got what? The mimosa flight or something? I had a mimosa flight where I was told I could eat the flowers and I did. And some tasted really good with the mimosas.

Yeah. Some of them don't taste good. But two of them really good. They might not taste good. So get over to the cafe and check out the red, white, and blue burger. What else over at Crazy Daisies this month and through the summer? What do we plug in? We got live music every Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

We have different workshops coming up other than that. We have like art workshops and other artists and local creators in the area that we always like to partner with. We got yoga, Zumba, Pilates. All different days of the week. Yeah. We are closed the 4th and 5th of July for a family wedding. Okay, Saturday, Sunday, not open this weekend, but that's fine. Otherwise, yeah.

Otherwise open every Tuesday through Sunday. Yeah, give your hours. Okay. Go on Tuesday through Sunday, 10 a.m. on the weekdays in the greenhouse, 11 a.m. in the cafe, and then on the weekends, we open at 9.30. I love it. Get over to crazy daisies. It was so much fun to check out.

It's such a spot. Get over there. Guys, thanks, thank you for coming down. Thank you for all the gifts. Yeah, thank you. Crazy Daisies. What's the website, social media, all that? So our website is crazy daisiesflowers.com.

Our Instagram and Facebook is the same Crazy Daisies Flowers. TikTok, Crazy Days, Flowers with two S's. Two. I love it. Crazy Daisy Steaks, guys. Thursday memes. What about that sun up in you. Cocoa puff tonight, seven o'clock, get on Twitch.

Something else in you. Try to get indoors. I was going to watch it out on the porch tonight, but I don't know. No, it's still, because we're still, we're sticking with a seven, so it's still, it's daylight out. It's confusing. I almost screw myself up again last night with Whiskey Wednesday. Because of the hours. I get watching, you know, soccer or whatever a little bit later, and just the times.

And I'm like, it's not. There's no way. And I looked and it said like $6.51. Days are already getting shorter though, bud. Yep, days are already getting shorter. Yeah, well, the fairs just right around the corner. Yeah, New Yorkies Nationals coming up next. Get yourself a call registration or what?

So America has spoken. In a new poll, I don't know why we weren't even on this list, but they said, they asked Americans, who do you think is the face of the United States? Who do you want to represent the United States? No, obviously, Cookie Monster. Barack Obama, Trump, they made the list. I'm not talking about it.

It's only me. It's only me. I will ever you kill. Let me on Rout Rushmore. No. Tom Hanks was the winner. Tom Hanks is our representative, I guess. Isn't there something that we still don't quite know about him?

Was he on the Epstein list? Well, wasn't there that whole time when some things were coming on about, like, allegations that he decided to flee to Greece to, remember that? Oh. And then it all just kind of went away as everything is just going to go away because you can just kill and do terrible things to kids and it don't matter. We don't know what he did, but I'm right now and not saying that with him. I'm just doing everything else.

This, his allegations, I don't quite remember, but I thought there was something. They frequently fly to Greece for vacation, but he was. But he went there for a reason a couple years ago. A viral post falsely claimed Tom Hanks was barred from Greece over the Epstein files. It was not true. No, it was something It was before the Epstein stuff came out And then he fled there

And he was there for a while Because they would like show pictures of him and stuff But I don't know I will not let you sully the name of Turner or Hooch Oh I mean Which one was which? Hooch was definitely the dog right Or was he Hooch?

I don't remember With guys chat Who was Turner? Who was Hoot? The dog had to been Hooch But dog could be a Turner Turner would be a dog name But the dog was like a troubled dog

And he was like Oh, shaking angry fist I would say hooch, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but I think that's been just proven spas. That might be some propaganda. I don't know if it's true.

It was weird. Hooch was the dog. Who knows anymore? Yeah, I would show grow 420. Dolly Park is who I want representing this country. That's okay again, but... She's getting up there and years. I am going to stick to this.

I don't. Why? Because that would mean she needs to go and do stuff. Yeah, you want her rest. And I want her just relaxing and just being pretty and doing whatever dolly wants, but if this is what Dolly want. Voters also chose Clint Eastwood, who I don't. He's still left for now.

Okay, thank you. Thank you. He's, I mean, he's right there, man. Thank you. Brigham old. Thank you. Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift. Okay.

I'm mad that we were all duped by Bruce, but we'll just, you know. Why would it Bruce do that song? Aaron Lewis came out and said that. Oh, my God, Aaron Lewis. He feels like, right, Aaron. It was wrong, and we all grew up thinking it was like, no. No, we did it. If you listen to the goddamn lyrics, Aaron, we didn't think that.

Same with fortunate son. Listen to the lyrics one time. Sorry. Keanu Reeves? Keanu Reeves? I mean, yeah. No, everybody loves Keanu Reeves. But as the face of America for our 250th birthday?

He's still of the... What, knocking on? Nothing's ever happened to come out about Keanu Reeves. It's only... Not that I've heard, yeah. Just you only hear great things or whatever. Do people think he's really like John Wick and he can fight? Maybe.

Probably can, though. No, I'm good. Well, no. Because you gotta separate, but... Hulk Hogan? Yeah. But not anymore. It's too late now.

He's dead now. Well, I mean, he ruined it being... The Rock, of course, made the list. But the Rock can't lose. So it'll have to be the option for forever. I'm getting a lot of hate for my... For my Moana hate. Too bad.

It was stupid and he looks stupid. But has everybody watched the movie or is not out yet? Is it not out? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I just want to report. back, and I know that he looks stupid, and I know for all of you DMing me, he's supposed to look stupid, but he looks stupider than he's supposed to look.

No, he's supposed to look cartoonish as opposed, in comparison to himself, because the guy is like big chested and, you know, weird shaped. He's not supposed to have fake Fabio brown Fabio hair. Yeah. And I know that's kind of what, all your arguments towards me, and I see them, I read them, is that, is that, that's what the. character looks like, yes, but no. It's not, it needed to me look more like Samoan

and less like long brown Fabio here. Yeah, it's funny, it's weird. Cousin J says Ray Stevens, and finally we can agree on something. Oh, yeah, okay, Stone Colt. Don't Colesie Vosson? What? Steve? What?

Coltson? Cold Steve? Cold Steve? You know what, I wouldn't mind that. All right? I wouldn't mind that. I'm not bad. What?

What? Because I don't really know. Because he kind of appeals to. to a lot of people. He's got that like Southern Texas Rattlesnake. But also I like him up here because he's kicking ass. Give me a beer. Give me another beer.

What? Get yourself ready for a big long weekend kicking off tonight with Cocoa Puffs. What? He's lighting all of his pre-rolls with sparklers and firecrackers tonight. Oh, that's a good idea. You came? I'll just have some fun. I don't, I don't know.

I don't. I don't. Try not to plan anything. Don't plan anything. Because it's more fun to just keep going and whatever pops up, then we go. If he smoked out of a rotissary chicken, tonight he'll smoke out of...

Let's see. I mean, I didn't even really think of that. What could I try to grab? A large firework of some kind. Well, you have those things in this other studio. Well, that's just for... Your glow necklaces. Yeah, just for hanging out.

Yeah. Yeah. But like, no, watermelon doesn't impress me. Mm-hmm. That don't impress me much. That one's because it's like a pumpkin. I know how to do it. You do your show.

You have a good time. Go watch soccer. But it's fun to try to think of things to do that. Because I follow a woman that does that type of stuff. Smokes out of weird things. There's like Peabee, Jess, or so. Cool, nice. She's very fun, and I try to take a little inspiration from her with stuff.

But she'll smoke out of anything because it's not that hard. No, you got to do. But it is really funny. But I can't, I just can't really think of what would be. Oh, we'll see. We put a fire. Cricker and Cody's bong. He's going to lay it up and blow it out to Phil's ass.

He thinks his bog's not a roaming candle. He thinks his bog's not a robert candle. He's going to light his bog. He's going to be a robbing candle to rob himself. He's going to kick the door down as soon as you late it. I'm going to put an M. 80 at his jack strap. World Cup fans from around the globe are reporting rave reviews around our cities, our major cities.

They love our cities. I have read things that it's going very well. And again, to disparage whatever rumors you've been told about New York City, New York has been picked the friendliest city by foreigners. They say New York's been very friendly when they're in there. Well, other than the pee. Besides the pee, yeah. Oh, my God, I can't imagine what it smells like these last couple of days.

Well, I imagine that would make sense because it's such an eclectic mix of cultures that you're going to find your area and be able to mingle with people very much like yourself. You'll find your people. That's probably very nice. You can literally eat from every country in New York City. Just find a restaurant that you like. There's been some fun stuff. Like, I didn't know that, like, they kind of made it. So even though the Iranian team had some troubles that we learned.

But I guess I didn't know that, like, L.A. in that area has the most concentrated area of, like, Iranian nationals or whatever it's called. Oh, they do? In all of United States. That's cool. That's cool. They went there. It's cool.

Other than the way maybe FIFA treated them. It's almost like our country's supposed to be a melting pot. But what do I know? Weird. They say that's a shocker that New York. York is the nicest. Not one of the shock me. Number two shocks me, Boston.

Boston is not a very nice city. Well, they also hosted the whitest team possible. Did they? Yeah, Boston is not a very nice city to visit. Everyone was having fun with it, so I didn't want to be Debbie Downer of. Scotland was just a bunch of slow white guys.

They're going to get knocked out immediately. Did they? Yeah. And they sent them there because, there, let's just find some people that Boston people won't be angry at because they ain't the same Cull us. And it's the shortest flight, probably. They're going to be out of here quick.

But everyone's having fun with it, and I liked how much everyone got back to the team. Number three is Philadelphia. These are the nicest cities, according to World Cup travelers. I love Philly. No, I'm checked out. No, I'm checked. You don't like Philly? It's the rootest people that exist. Philly? Oh, well, you're thinking of sports fans. That's what we're talking about. Don't allow, I guess you're right. And they carry it over here round. That is true. With their miserable attitudes and their stupid accent. I was going to say, no.

Don't allow the one fans. Oh, no, no, no. It's represent everybody, but I think you're right. Philly is all of that. You go to any sports countdown ever of most angrier, hated sports fans. You might get some Raider action in there, but it's going to be Philadelphia. Yeah. They booed Santa.

They throw snowballs at Santa. They threw batteries at Santa. Michael Irvin broke his neck. They cheered. Those are just like real quick. I know. Look how quick you got those. See, that's the benefit of me not being a sports fan.

Because when you say Philly to me, I think Jazzy Jeff, I think the roots, I think Jill Scott, I think the music. The Phillies win championships, the Eagles and championships and their fans are still just miserable. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Seattle, I'll find out this summer. You're in a couple weeks. I'm heading out to Seattle. There you go.

And then Atlanta. Have you been to Atlanta? Only real quick in the airport for layover stuff, I wish for a long time. I've never visited. That'd be cool. I've never been there. Mm-hmm. Fox says he wants to visit Maine.

Khan says he loves it up there. And they're men to Maine. That's the state I got to get to. Yep, Maine's nice. Play a little football. For your gaming stream, presented by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You were buying from Ryan. We will get into your 90s and 9. But first, before we do any of that,

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