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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
months up.
That's impressive.
You must really like us.
You must really like this show.
Right.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Friday.
All sorts of two.
What, the Olympic stuff today?
Yeah.
Geez.
No, thank you.
Don't overkill it day one.
See, this is why I think you're wrong.
According to pulmonologist,
Dr. Michael Schiast.
Snarf.
Shnerf.
Shriff.
Snarf.
Snarf.
Inhaling cold air may cause bronchial irritation.
Oh, uh-oh.
Brody is taking a Scandinavian approach to his illness and he just, like a Russian tuberculosis doctor, he said yesterday.
Yep.
He just goes out and deeply inhales the cold air.
Just like to put my head out on the deck there unless I got Elsa.
I don't just like to breathe.
Not deep, deep, but like a...
Uh-huh.
I say keep doing it for big deep brass, whatever, who cares?
I don't know.
If I'm wrong, I will stop.
I don't want, but I don't have like, um, see, it's not like my lungs, lungs.
That's, that's, no, I tried to Google your explanation where you're like, it's up,
it's weird.
And then your back feels like it has knives in it.
And I go real deep, it's weird.
It's got to be like an infection or something.
I don't know.
That part, the knife thing is, is pretty much gone.
Okay, good.
But like, still up in the chest, it just feels like it's waved, waded.
Wade.
Well, Dr. Snarf says,
Snarf says, be careful out there.
All right.
See, I won't cold.
Well, it's going to stop tonight anyway.
Why?
Whenever it dips down, I'm not going to breathe in.
Negative 25 degree air.
I don't want to.
25 below zero this weekend.
Then you probably start doing damages to your like,
whatever those little, I want to say,
I know, isn't Brockiol, isn't that the Italian meat?
Brochiolis, right?
Bronchial is a thing
Bronchial tubes
The little hairs that every time you take
Cilia
Yes every time you take a hit of any smoke
whatsoever
Even marijuana
It paralyzes them
Cody is wearing red today
For women's hard health
I don't own any red
I found out
I have my Smokey the Bear on
It's I got lucky
I got lucky
I have this and my Allie de la Cruz
Cincinnati reds shirt
Well that's very nice to me
I don't know red clothing
It turns out
Well, I got, oh, I forgot, I was going to wear underpants to match.
We could have those in other blacks.
Oh, all right.
Well, I have red, I might have red lettering on my underpants.
All right, there we go.
Good.
Good.
Let me stab you.
When's men's heart health day, sister?
All the time.
All you women getting days.
When's men's health, heart, hearty health day, hearty beef stew.
Oh.
Ahoy, hoi, hoy, happy.
Happy Friday.
We'll do a house party tonight.
We'll warm it up.
Cody,
and after.
Cody's just got to get it through.
You just got to make it until 9 a.m.
and then you don't got to talk anymore until Monday.
Yeah,
it seems it's wanting to do a little bit of like,
Where's your voice?
Where's your voice?
So you got to get through 9 o'clock today,
and then you can settle in for a weekend of Olympics.
Although you don't really care about the Olympics?
Some, but if it starts at two, like,
don't overkill it.
You know.
Well, it's two here, so what is it?
8 o'clock out there.
It's in Italy.
It's six hours.
It's going to be two to.
eight?
Maybe.
So good.
Everyone will be done.
Right about seven.
Yeah, that makes sense then.
It'll be done about seven.
Are we doing the Olympics that way?
Are we doing it that way this year where it's going to be happening in a different time zone than us?
I don't know how to check none of these.
The only time zone the matters is America.
I just wanted to do the most.
You can do it now, I guess, on those things.
I wanted to do the most old school thing.
I was going to say bring up the guy.
I didn't look forward ahead and see if they're doing a replay.
It's two.
2 o'clock is better
2 o'clock is better than when it was in Australia
and it was like a whole day ahead of us
It was at like 3 a.m.
And then they would do like a whole replay
And even
It'd be like, oh, here's the men's basketball game
That ended a whole day ago
Like you can avoid social media
If you really don't want to have it spoiled
For a couple hours
And then get home and watch it that night
How long are the Olympic ceremonies?
Oh, I should have said opening.
Two to five.
Two to five today?
Two to five?
Yeah, by 7 o'clock, you'll be ready to warm up with a house party.
Are they replaying the Olympic opening ceremonies after the original live airing?
Yes.
Probably at 8 o'clock, right?
Yes.
They will rear it starting at 8.
There you go.
Let's party tonight.
7 o'clock on the Twitch channel.
We'll do a little house party.
Try to one of Coco's not even extra what he did.
And that is putting steak meat in a crock pot to make cheese steaks.
I just Googled.
I did my Googling thing.
I said, how else can I make a cheese steak?
He's really, uh, how do I say this, uh, without sounding homo erotic?
He wants to kiss my mouth.
He's really turned me on to different kind of meats lately.
Ways to get in your meat to cook.
He's got me boiling my taco meat now.
Yeah.
I'll never go back.
No.
Because that just gives it more flavor.
It's crazy.
And then yesterday I bought just the shaved ribby steak, not steak.
Like, I, I actually bought like the, like, the,
gooder, gooder kind.
Crock potted it with some beef broth for like four hours.
Yeah.
It was the most tender cheesecake meat ever.
It was crazy.
It's insane.
The one thing I won't do next time.
So what I did yesterday is I was like, I like, I like when my cheesecake is like
kind of mixed with the cheese, like the cheese is melted a little bit.
Yes.
So I was like, I'm going to throw the American cheese in the crock pot like the last five
minutes of it.
Yeah.
And I did, and that made it too liquidy.
I don't need to do that.
Yeah.
I didn't ruin it.
Still very good.
No.
But good call on that crockpot cheese steak, dude.
Did you eat yours yet?
No.
No.
So good.
Still not very hungry.
I got a little bit left for a cassadilla today for lunch.
And that's my plan for that.
Well, cassidilla.
Yeah, man.
But I'm telling you, now I, the amount of things that these two basic bitches in this studio
have done with their crockpots in the last couple of years, I'm doing rotisserie
chickens in the crock pot, dude.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
like making things more than I like eating them.
Do you like the thing?
And I know you're going to say yes to this because we're a lot of the same person.
Do you like the thing that when the crock pot is cooking your house smells like a restaurant?
Depending on what it is.
And you're like, ooh.
Ooh, there's some.
Mmm, what you guys got in the crocky crock pot here?
A couple of Betty Crocker's.
As soon as you bust open that door, you're like, and there's a little bit of that.
Why is there like, because I see people who are anti-crock pot.
What is crock pot hate about?
Well, I don't know.
Like, a lot of really good, like, people who take cooking seriously,
they're like, I'll never crock pot.
Why?
Because it's not, I mean, if you're like a, oh, I'm a big time chef man.
Yeah?
Maybe because it's not, like, a whole process other than just, like, throwing everything in
and leaving it and then mushing it.
Yeah, why would there be any crock pot hate?
Maybe, but I love it.
My crock pot's never done me dirty.
I love that.
I agree.
They said it and forget it, you know?
Set it, forget it.
The air fryer.
Could do a good chili this weekend if you wanted to.
Right.
Kitchen gadgets are where it's at.
Betty says chicken and dumplings in the slow cooker the way to go.
Oh, man.
There are so many good moves.
It's just so easy.
I'm a year-rounder, too.
I don't care.
Oh, I'll use it all year-round.
I don't care.
That one I got my wife for, like, Christmas two years ago.
It's the ninja, slow cooker.
Yeah.
It has a million settings on it.
Yep.
I do everything in that.
You can do everything in that.
It's wicked cool.
So if you want a different way to make your cheese steak meat,
allow me to...
There you go.
I might have used too much beef broth because I had to drain it a little bit.
Oh, yeah, no, when I was reading, it said you only need like a cup or two.
Yeah, I went more than that.
Okay.
We'll see.
And it really did, because I kind of like tilted the crock pot, you know what I mean, to scoop out the meat.
I didn't even need to drain it.
It didn't really leave much.
Fuzz says I like making Mississippi pot roast.
It's my finishing move.
I haven't made a pot roast in a while
But I do like a good pot roast
What's a Mississippi pot roast?
I know a lot of people don't
I like mushy carrots
I love a mushy carrot, bro
Mushy carrots are good
My mother-in-law does it
It's not even a recipe
My mother-in-law does this thing
Where she'll boil baby carrots
And then just like smother them in butter
And brown sugar
That's my favorite carrot
Yeah
It's my favorite carrot
Oh looks like just like a pot roast
Can you kind of like
Use your closet, rip it up first
Before you eat it
That looks good
Showgirl Tammy on the text lines
We've got some buffalo chicken soup in her crock pot.
Look at that.
All right.
We're a couple of crockers in here.
We're a couple of petty crackers.
They're all a couple of crock pot cow po.
I don't know what it is.
I just like putting food in there and then I forget about it for a couple hours and then like magic gets ready.
All right.
And you are right.
The smell and you got something nice in there is like, oh.
So good.
Man.
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speech.
Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus E.S. Not just for you.
Buy you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
7 o'clock on Twitch. I'll go live for a house party.
We'll listen to some music.
Spend some time with each other.
It's my weekend with you.
Okay.
So tell all your friends.
No, sorry, you can't.
You can't.
Sorry.
Tell your mother and her boyfriend, Jeff, that you're not going to be there this weekend.
I'm sorry that all the fun things happen when you've got to come to my house.
Tonight at 7 on Twitch.
As we get into Super Bowl weekend, Cody Mac.
Hell.
Big weekend, obviously, Olympics and Super Bowl.
Yep.
And on Super Bowl Sunday, there are plenty of people who don't care about the Super Bowl.
Yeah, it was a good amount
The most popular places,
I guess, for non-super Bowl goers.
Oh.
What people will be doing instead of the Super Bowl on Sunday?
What?
Number one is Jim.
Oh, yeah.
Because nobody's there.
Yeah, I could see that.
These are all because nobody's at these places.
Yep.
Number two is Costco.
Really?
Costco sees a big bump
during the Super Bowl on Sunday.
I mean, I could see you just not caring.
Mm-hmm.
But, like,
parties are fun and you get snacks and you know half time babboni that'll be fun yeah so i mean
you can there's parts of it i'm sure you can find that are enjoyable but also i can see if you just
don't give an aph about yeah any of that you didn't get no party or whatever i would get all that
stuff done to especially like a costco yeah i'm mostly there for the snacks i'm mostly there for
the commercials and the music i want to see green day i want to see baboni but if i know it's
busy then why would i go yeah that's true that's true that's
true. This other comment says, my husband and I always have our Valentine's Day date on Super Bowl Sunday
because the fancy restaurants are usually dead and we can get great service. Yeah, that's true.
Mm-hmm. I'm really just going to. The Super Bowl is just for the snacks. I was going to be honest.
I'm not being like, you got to. Come on. But there's a lot of that's fun. Oh, good point. Katie says
they're only open until six. How are they busy during the Super Bowl? I think people probably going before.
Well, and there's the...
Leading up to it.
What I keep bitching about,
that you keep reminding me,
that it's technically,
it's three o'clock.
Oh, out on the West Coast,
yeah.
So California people could be going.
Costco's...
National?
Yeah, they're national.
That in other places.
So here it wouldn't matter,
but if you're on the West Coast,
you could do it.
Right, or like what Paul used to do at his parties.
Put up another TV.
That one.
Puppie Bowl.
Boom.
I got the puppy bowl on that one for you.
Or I saw somebody that did the same thing,
but they had Madden going.
Oh, that's fun.
Yep.
Do you do a thing?
Because I know you watch a lot of previous Royal Rumbles.
Yeah.
Do you watch any like previous Super Bowls leading up to this?
I don't mind.
I like those, the old NFL films.
So if there's some of those that you can find where it's like the old,
I forget his name, the guy that had been in the NFL Hall Fame that passed away a while ago,
I think his son did too.
But they did the NFL films ones that would be on it like 3 o'clock when you get home.
Yeah, there you go.
On ESPN.
And those are cool.
So there's the modern ones.
No, but if there's the old ones.
There's coverage all day, right?
Like they're doing stuff all day.
All day.
How do they fill all those hours?
They have stories and interviews.
They'll repeat a couple ones.
They'll break down all the stuff.
I'll tune in at like noon.
No.
No, it'll be.
You'll get six and a half hours of pregame.
Yeah, even I can't do that.
Like four-ish, seems about right.
Yeah.
Get a little, maybe even, you know what I mean?
That's two hours.
What else can you say?
Maybe it's because we're in this business that I view that differently.
Whereas when I see those broadcasters standing there and knowing they have to vamp for six hours, I feel horrible for them.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously they got pre-recorded stuff and they can throw out of different things.
But to know that a live camera is going to keep coming back to you.
where you need to talk about one game that's happening four hours from now.
That's why they break it down to like the offensive lineman.
They'll talk about the impact that the defense is going to have.
I'm telling you right now there's going to be 40 minutes total in one hour
dedicated to the resurgence of Sam Darnold's over and over and over.
That'll fill hours of time with the once jet.
That story. Jets cast off.
Turned his career around with the Vikings.
Got a big contract in Seattle first year.
Super Bowl.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
He was about to be considered a bust.
Yeah, I guess I forgot about his arc.
Yeah.
He's not the guy that was retired and got called back, right?
No, Philip Rivers.
That's Philip Rivers.
Yeah.
That poor guy.
Still, though, Sam Donald's got a great story to follow.
Yep, he's fine and fun.
There's nobody really on either team that, you mean,
you know, nothing like a stuff on Diggs, I guess.
Yes, that you kind of be like, I hate that guy.
I got to root for the other team.
So it's fun to watch both.
7 o'clock hour.
We'll build out our show bowl bingo board as we'll put that up on our Facebook page Sunday so you guys can play along at home.
You know, lots of stuff going on.
Lenny Kravitz, good morning.
This is K.
Oh, wait a second.
My fault.
I didn't touch the thing.
Yeah, touch it.
Touch the thing.
It's a Friday.
Cut me some slack.
Ahoy, ho.
This is K.
Rock. Coincidentally, the last two
voices we've heard,
the Bebes and Lenny Kravitz,
I had their wieners hanging in
my locker when we had
lockers here. Beber's had a wiener flesh?
I'm pretty sure there was something, because
there was Justin Bieber. I forget
what was going on. I don't like the simulation
sometimes, because I'm about to do a story
about Piener's gate, and you're talking about weeners
and look how that just flows together.
Venus Gate. Have you been following
Petusgate? No, I don't know what you mean. I need someone
to understand, to explain to me how
this works. Yeah.
Because my reaners is all over the place.
I don't get it. How do male genitals
work? Not water those things
below.
Does anybody know what I'm talking about with the
Olympic penis tissues?
No? No. Hello?
Hello? Hello?
So,
they are investigating
ski jumpers.
Okay. And this is why I need someone to explain
the process.
when you get fitted for your suit to be a ski jumper.
It's a 3D scan that measures your lowest point as your genitals.
Okay.
Or whatever.
It says it measures.
I get it.
Suits are measured using 3D scanners from the lowest genital point.
Yeah.
So fellas have been doping their dongs so they're engorged when they get fitted.
So when they get scanned, they got a big fat, big old fat hog down there.
Big old winky.
Then they get their suit.
Their penis has gone back to its normal size.
And I guess that gives them better aerodynamics.
Can anybody explain how a bag of your crotch is going to give you better aerodynamics?
So you can make your wiener bigger?
Hold on now.
He's been trying.
Hold on now.
I tug on it.
I try to, you know, stretch it out.
and it just doesn't do anything.
My weeners in the rain.
Thank you, Josh, on the Texan.
The World Anti-Doping Agency is examining allegations
that ski jumpers have been injecting hyluronic acid
into their penis to gain competitive advantages.
They use such injections or place clay in their underwear
to temporarily enlarge their genitals.
Suits are then measured using a 3D.
scanner.
What the hell?
Larger measurements result in
looser suits that improve
aerodynamics.
Yep.
Of course.
I don't, that's the part I don't understand.
I don't think.
Wouldn't you want a tighter suit?
Right?
But I don't know.
I think it's just
something that they think
it's going to make a difference when I'm sure
it doesn't at all.
Even a bit.
I need a very detailed
photographic examination into the genitals
of all the ski jumpers. Yes, I want to
see their wieners before
during and after
these experiments. One study finds
that every two centimeters
in the suit, I'm going to say
this. What up ladies? I'm going to say all
these numbers and it's up to your brains to
understand them.
One study in the scientific
journal found that every two
centimeters in suit size
circumference reduced drag
by 4% and increased lift
by 5%. It's
said that a two centimeter change in the suit was equivalent to an extra 5.8 meters in jump length.
I don't know.
Is it like a squirrel?
Like one of those squirrels?
Is that what it is?
You know those flying squirrels that spread out a little bit?
They can stay up there when they're up there a little more or whatever.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
That might make more sense.
Like that's why no one gives any.
Katie's right.
If they're willing to inject things into their junk, it must make a difference.
Well, that's why nobody.
gives any of these things like a real serious
look. Why? That's why no one cares. It's not credible.
Like, oh, you're cool, cool. You're a big time ski jumper. Wow, that's awesome.
You're going so far to injecting things into your wiener.
They said, well, good. Now nobody can take you seriously. And you've just set your
sport back another 20 years. A doctor is quoted as saying, it is possible to achieve a
temporary visual thickening of the penis. You wish, bud.
By injecting paraffin or this high alloric acid,
such an injection is not medically indicated and is it associated,
is not medically indic,
Indiccated? I don't know that means.
Indicative?
No, it's not that it says indicated,
but it's an associated with risks.
All right.
So you can fluff, you can fluff.
It makes the crotch a little baggier.
Yep.
Now I'm understanding it.
It makes it like, I'm picturing like one of those Red Bull guys jumping up.
out of the plane. You got more and you can...
All right. Like, you know, not to demean the sport, but I will again.
It's already a stupid sport. And then you're making it even stupider by...
Now there's the biggest story. No matter who wins, gets golden skin ski jump.
Everyone's going to be like, put acid in your wiener?
Yeah. Yeah.
And they're all going to laugh.
You're soaring through the air. And it'll be like, is your genitals back to normal size after you put acid in your dong?
Listen, Cody and I are supportive of all gender of first.
Kermin care if you need to thicken it up a little bit.
Yeah, enough for this.
One thing we will not tolerate is cheating in the ski jump.
You did that.
I draw the line.
That is where we draw the line.
Draw the line.
The ski jump is a serious, coveted sport.
Because I don't care about steroids in sports.
No, go nuts.
You go literally.
And if in your private life, you want to thicken it up down there,
have a little bigger bulge.
Yep, we got.
It's your right to do it.
Got weights and dogs over here.
But if you are going to sully the name of going real fast,
and then hitting a jump at the end
and getting wicked air
and spreading your legs out.
I won't stand for it.
And it's like, come on, man.
Really, you got to cheat that bad.
I guess so.
That you're so, like, again,
it's almost like when we talk about the criminals,
you're going to be taking the time to do that.
How about you just train a little more?
That's how you get that extra five feet or whatever.
And going back.
Instead of, you know, ruining your body with acid into your penis.
As we like to do on the show
And then I get at the top of the hour
There was the first guy that did this.
Yep.
And I think he was just naturally chubbed up
During his measurement.
And he's like,
Well, there's so much room down here
When I got so much crock room now, dude?
That's weird.
If you saw this news story, don't spoil it.
I'm going to show you a pizza.
Okay.
I want you to tell me what the topping is.
Okay.
Tonight's pizza night.
Maybe you want to go grab a delicious pizza
pie. I'm showing Cody here
in our Twitch chat. You can play along as
well unless you know what it is.
Chicken bacon ranch. It looks like a chicken
bacon ranch. It does. Not that. That's not the
topping.
What is
the meat on this pizza?
Yido pizza. It's got the both of them.
No? Tadziki. No? Not that. Not a groundhog
Lottie. I wish it was. Not groundhog.
Not a cheese steak.
I don't know because there's
like beef and chicken, it looks like. Nope, not
ostrich. If you're bringing guantons
this place, don't make you a pizza. Let's see if it's true. I need an iguana pizza now.
All right, guys. You hear what he's saying? If you bring iguanas to this pizza place,
he'll make you an iguana pizza, Cody. It's in Florida. They got an iguana problem. I'd eat it.
You would? I try that piece. All right, in guana, I don't, I mean, it's not, I don't, what do they?
It's fishy. What do they eat? What do they eat? What do iguanas eat? Good question. What do a
iguanas eat in Florida.
I've ever covered, turning an invasive species into a pizza topping.
They're vegetarian?
Oh.
Trust me, it is not.
We came right to the store here, bucks coal fire pizza in North Palm Beach and spoke with the men behind this viral iguana pizza.
I eat it.
Yo, I need iguana pizza now.
And just like that, a very Florida idea turned into a viral sensation.
No, why on?
Millions of views overnight.
We met up with the man behind the camera, Ryan Askeredo, a South Florida content creator, and iguana.
right where it all started at his friend's restaurant.
I didn't know if Juana's were that big.
Oh, it's, yeah.
Why didn't I know they were that big?
I watch videos of them grabbing those things all the time.
It's nuts.
They're like big old dogs.
I thought they were way smaller than that.
Because I always wondered, I don't know if they do.
I remember actually I looked into it.
If you can eat them, then catch all these things and cook them up for your homeless people and stuff like that.
Yeah, why can't you?
Like, give them away, like how we do here with deer?
Oh, this is very Florida.
Are they good?
Bucks coal-fired pizza in North Palm Beach.
Yeah, fire it.
We had this amazing idea, and we were not expecting...
Can you not hold it like that?
They call it the Everglades pizza.
That was weird.
Eguana, venison,
hell yeah.
Alligator, bacon.
Yes.
Fresh out of the oven and talked with the iguana meat
he collected during the recent cold snap.
Oh,
when invasive green iguanas across South Florida were cold stunned.
Oh my God.
For those of you are not watching,
they're showing a parking lot full of that iguanas.
Oh my God.
Because it got so cold.
Because it got so cold.
Bro, that's like, that's a massacre.
That's hundreds of iguanas.
This is like Jones Town for iguanas.
Look at this.
Trees by the thousands.
Thousands.
The wild-life officials temporarily let Floridians round them up.
Eskirdo says he saw the moment as a chance to document and educate.
One thing led to another, and before I knew it, before 11 o'clock, I had over 100 iguanas in the bed of my truck.
Eating iguanas.
is legal in Florida.
Hell yeah.
They are an invasive species.
Yeah.
But serving while being in a restaurant,
that's where things get more complicated.
Oh, come on.
State health rules generally require restaurants
to serve food from approved and
inspected sources, putting viral
food moments like this into a legal
gray area. In this case, the owner
tells us that this was a one time
made for media moment and not
a menu item.
Aw.
So iguana, they call them chicken of the trees.
Yeah. They taste just like chicken.
I bet. I'd eat that.
Oh, shit.
meat in the front is the iguana meat.
News reporter is going to try it.
Absolutely.
Hell yeah.
It wasn't bad.
What's up?
Brandon Bites.
No, then, iguana pizza is not for sale.
It's not on the menu, and the owners tell me they don't think it ever will be.
I mean, if it tastes like chicken, I bet I could enjoy a chicken, it would be like a chicken-bacon ranch, it looks like.
Yeah, I don't mind that.
Whereas I don't like fish, I like weird meats.
You do?
Yeah.
You ate the ostrich burger.
Yeah, that, oh, man.
That was so good.
Danielle and chat says I'm going to barf.
Daniel, if you barf, then I'm going to hurl.
And if I hurl, he's going to blow chunks.
He's going to spew in this.
Although, when they were showing the last couple parts,
they were like the little iguana legs.
I don't like to see what's that where, like, my,
where it's made or whatever.
You don't like to see the iguana legs?
Yeah, like, I don't like to see them.
Just hand me the burger.
I didn't like seeing that whole tarmac full of dead iguanas.
That was too many dead iguanas.
Corray.
And then how do you kill them?
You just chop off.
I think they said they died.
They just died from the cold.
Well, they freeze.
Yeah.
Do they die from that?
I thought they just freeze.
They probably just wop it over the head.
Then they thaw and they come back alive.
Is that not it?
That's what I thought.
Unfrozen caveman lawyer style?
Yes.
Can I get a dozen iguana wings, please?
A dozen guano wings.
Could you break it up or you've got like the breast meat and the legs?
I don't know
Anybody
Okay
Some psycho listening to this show
Was eating iguana
Report back
How you eat the iguana
What does it taste like
Is it chicken
How did you kill it
Describe the meat to have iguana
That'd be the most likely spot
We got that snakes up there
All right we're gonna do a little game
It's our final giveaway
Our final showdown
Oh I was gonna
Oh my heart
Jumped I was like it's not 9 o'clock
I wish it was
No.
No, we got a lot more fun plan.
Yeah.
What you're going to do is you're going to jump in our Twitch.
Dot TV slash K-Roxy and Y chat.
You are going to choose between two God Smack songs.
Today's options?
I've been wrong all week.
Voodoo?
Okay.
And greed.
I don't know greed?
I don't think I know greed.
So Voodoo would win.
Which God Smack?
This week, today I'm going to be on the correct side.
Voodoo will win.
All right.
I don't know greed.
the poll is up.
You can vote on it.
Now, just by typing in chat,
you are the URL to win a random iguana pizza.
Oh.
The song Greed has lost.
Although I didn't remember it until we just listened to it in the commercial break.
And I do like that greed song.
Just play it later.
I really can do it.
It's only 7.30.
Yeah.
Boss man Alex, don't give a damn.
You don't give a damn what's going on.
No, not if it's for a thing.
For a good show, these tickets go on sale today at 10 o'clock, live nation.com.
of course, Godsmack, STP, and Dorothy.
Don't sleep on Dorothy.
Get your ass in there.
Don't sit out in the parking lot.
Get in there and watch Dorothy.
It's going to be great.
Good jams.
Good jams from Dorothy.
Agreed.
Can I pick our final winner?
People are very stressed out.
I'm ready.
They're all very worked up.
Hold on.
I got to go to my thing.
Too late.
I already do the drum roll.
All right.
We will now draw our final ticket winner.
Five, four, three.
two, one.
Susan, do you want the tickets?
I can draw another one if you don't want to go,
but if Susan wants to go, she is a winner.
Susan loves Godsmack. Susan's a
Godsmack fan, I can tell.
Congratulations, Susan.
If you did not win, you can get those tickets.
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Come hang.
Woo-hoo.
Never did I want to be here again.
For those you don't follow.
And I'm hesitant to even bring this up
because I don't want you guys getting all the good DVDs.
But my oldest and I are a couple of thrifting buds.
We go thrift in at least once a week together.
I try to find my records.
Follow me on TikTok, K Rock Josh, on TikTok,
where I listen to albums I find at thrift stores.
And the oldest likes DVDs.
But we didn't have a DVD player.
Okay.
And I was like, all right, you're collecting all these DVDs, but you got to watch them.
Yeah, you need a DVD player.
And I opened up this kid's world yesterday because I found a DVD player on Amazon for $30.
They're not expensive.
No.
And I got the DVD player, it got delivered, I hooked it up.
And they were like, well, so now what do I do?
And I go, you put the DVD in the DVD player, obviously.
They know how to do that.
And I showed them what a DVD menu is.
and it kind of blew their mind because I was like, well, you can obviously watch the movie.
But sometimes.
But this one had fun little things.
Director and actor commentary on it.
Bonus scenes, a blooper reel.
And I was like, this is a whole new world that you don't get on streaming.
Yeah, you kids don't understand that they used to have all these YouTube's that you would see.
But we had smaller versions and they were called blooper reels and director.
cuts and stuff and they were in the DVD menu.
You couldn't just doom scroll.
Yeah.
You had limited amount of doom scrolling.
Now, they're mostly into horror DVDs.
Yeah.
And some comedy, like TED and stuff like that.
I was answering Miles' question in chat there.
You can jump to scenes now.
Like, it's opened up a whole new universe,
and I don't want you guys going to Thrift Stores and taking all of our DVDs,
because it's one of the things we like to do.
But we got to watch more DVDs.
Streaming is,
streaming kind of sucks
compared to DVDs.
We've,
it's convenient,
but it doesn't have all the cool stuff.
Our family's always been,
we never strayed from DVDs
because it was always
such a convenience
for camping.
Yeah.
I'm almost positive.
She still does.
I'm sure my mom has had a portable DVD player
since they came out.
Like that was one of those like,
yes,
it's a little pricey,
but this is a worth it thing.
And damn it,
if it hasn't been like
the most worth it.
at things. That's, like, those were the best parts of camping was you fire up, like,
you just bring a couple DVDs with you and they still do it. Yeah. Now they've got the RV.
100 billion percent. There's a DVD player in there. We got to bring back things.
Streaming has been great and convenient. Yep. But physical,
or physical media is where it's at, man. I still have my giant box of DVDs. Save them.
You got to save them. Yep. It's one of the few things I've saved just because there was something
about that in CDs that
I mean, most of them don't got stolen, but
the ones I have, it's like that
and DVDs, I know a lot of media
is, ah, that'll be going to be gone
and then it does, but those,
they're not, a lot of
stuff goes away because of
upgrades and convenience
and like tape cassettes
weren't convenient and stuff like that, but
DVDs and CDs are, they're convenient.
They're convenient and they nailed it.
And I think, again,
I know he's on a couple of old guys.
Streaming is great.
It's very convenient.
It's right on our TVs, every movie you want.
But they don't stay.
Like, they'll leave Netflix and then they'll go to Hulu and you can't find anything.
I was just going to say that I was watching some weird old channel that's showing like old cartoons and blah, blah, blah, blah.
One of the things I showed a bunch of was, remember Disney used to do that.
Coming to VHS, The Remarkable Tale, and for this one time only.
Yeah.
That's what they're doing now.
Mm-hmm.
Again.
Like I was just saying, I just watched that Mario movie.
The movie, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're removing it from Prime because when it comes out,
all these new movies, they all come out on DVD still.
They do?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
They all come out on DVD, and that's what they're going to want you to do,
because they're going to want you to, or purchase it for streaming rights or whatever.
But if you've got the DVD, now you've got it.
Like, I've got Top Gun, like the latest Top Gunn and stuff like that.
Yeah.
I don't want to be able to watch it, though.
I didn't realize that PS5, mine doesn't have the thing.
Yeah, they have to get the upgraded one for the disc drive.
I do not have a disc drive.
I really am telling you, man, physical media, if you've got it,
as much as selfishly I'd like you to donate it so my oldest and I can thrift it,
hold on to it.
I want to go through all mine.
If I have any scary movies, we'll take them.
We'll take them.
But I'm almost 100% sure.
It's 99% stoner comedies.
Wrestling.
Oh, okay.
And or stoner comedies.
And then 1%, who knows what else.
Yeah, man.
A couple actions.
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They got all those movies, Blu-ray.
That was my...
There's like an action.
There's like a 4K Blu-ray now.
That was my source a while, a long time ago, for wrestling DVDs.
And then when I moved in my apartment and didn't realize that I had free internet,
so for like six months, it was all DVDs again.
I went right back down there and scooped up.
Whatever they had.
Hell yeah.
Hold on to that stuff.
I mean, if you've got horror movies, you want to give me, I'm telling them.
But hold on to your physical media because it's cool.
And DVDs are fun with the extras.
We don't get the extras anymore.
The commentary, the bonus scenes, the silly blooper reels.
It's all cool.
And it's just easier sometimes if you want to watch something, boom.
Yeah.
There.
Got it.
Sweet.
But sweet.
Anyway, this is old guy stuff.
Day right.
It is the big weekend.
It's the Super Bowl coming up on Sunday.
Oh, Air 2000.
Screw you.
Uh-oh.
I hope we're still streaming.
Screw you air 2000.
So what does that mean?
Well, we're going to play a little game on our social media coming up on Sunday.
I'll post this so we can all play along.
We are doing the Fisk Electric showbo bingo card.
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So we have a Coco put this together.
We can adjust accordingly.
Absolutely.
I will post this on the social media on Sunday for the big game.
It's our show bowl bingo.
Now, what is it?
You're all going to get the same card,
so we'll all get a bingo at the same time
if we're kind of playing along in the comments or whatever.
I don't know how it'll work.
Filled out the bingo card.
And these are the things that are on our bingo card.
And like I said, we can swap some out
because I did see that, like, you can do like...
I just sat there and came out of anything.
You can put up...
I just put anything with...
Well, I did commercials.
Should we stick to only commercials then?
That's all I did, was it's commercials.
Let's stick to commercials.
but we could do
whatever, I don't care.
Chris Pratt commercial.
Right.
We stick with that, right?
He'll be in a commercial, you think?
I figured.
Yep.
What are they going to put Chris Pratt in?
Is he in a movie that's coming out?
Maybe it's a me.
He might be a double bang.
I was going to say, but here's the thing, though.
Yeah.
When that comes up, do you get to mark both?
That's what I'm wondering.
What's the rules?
Spots, or do you have to wait for him?
Because it's going to be in a movie trailer, commercial,
And a commercial.
I'm Chris Pratt.
I'm in a commercial.
That's what I think.
They're going to show a Mario commercial, I bet.
I would be surprised.
So for Chris Pratt, I should put non-movie.
So if you get Chris Pratt Square.
Yeah, you got to pick one.
No, no, no, no.
This Chris Pratt Square is for non-movies.
Yeah.
Movie trailers for a different one.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll specify that when I make the board.
That's what I would think, right?
Bud Clydesdales.
You're going to have the horses?
Well, didn't we already hear that there's going to be that?
Yeah.
I mean, maybe people didn't see.
I completely forgot about that when I thought about it.
You saw the baby Clydesdale with the eagle riding its back.
Yep.
Okay, but that'll be on the bingo card.
So that'll be there.
Ryan, I think what I'm going to do for all of the actors you've mentioned?
They could all be interchangeable.
Non-movie.
So I'm going to say, anytime you see an actor, it's got to be not a movie-related commercial.
Yep.
Because Ryan Reynolds will definitely be in a commercial, right?
Yeah.
Mitt Mobile or whatever the hell he's talking.
It'll be some new product.
Movie trailer, that is on the board.
Yep, you absolutely will see that.
Because you will see a movie,
maybe not a full trailer,
but you'll see a movie commercial.
Yep, yep.
Eminem's commercial we got on here.
Because that's, that's an iffy one.
Sometimes they pony up the big box,
and sometimes they don't.
Do we see the Eminems on Sunday?
Good question, good question.
Or could be,
it's too broad, candy commercial.
No, it's got to be Eminem's.
Like a Reese's peanut butter cups or something,
but 80s star and 90s star.
qualify those.
It's going to be on Facebook free.
I figured the 80s would be
like, oh, look,
this commercial's got Molly Ringwald in it.
Or Corey Feldman.
So that'll qualify as your 80s star.
In the 90s one, it's like, oh, here's
Britain Spears.
You know what I mean?
Just something, I figured
they'd make it, you know,
discernible.
Or it could be 70s.
Just older and newer.
You're just tuning in.
I will post our Fiscal Electric
Showbo bingo card on Sunday on our Facebook page
so you guys can play along with us at home.
Yep.
McDonald's.
I think that's a gimmie for sure, right?
Is it?
McDonald shows up.
You think so?
Or maybe they're like,
we don't need to spend the money on a Sunday.
We're on every other day.
I don't know.
What do you mean by celebrity turn?
So like some we haven't seen in a while?
Yep.
Like it's like the one that,
like John Bonae Ramsey shows up or?
That would be crazy.
That would be nuts.
Put it on the board.
But you're just like a random.
Swing it.
It'll be on Instagram too.
I'll put it up on Instagram too.
I can't even.
I mean like Brittany would kind of.
I guess.
Oh, I would give Brittany one.
I would give Britney one.
Yep.
Pepsi commercial, Coke commercial.
Right.
Two different squares.
Burger King commercial.
That's what I mean.
These can be switched out for anything.
I'm just thinking of what.
Because Burger King is vague enough.
Because I was thinking if you're just going to McDonald's,
does Burger King be like, whoa, it's me.
Because they all know what each other's, they all know what each other is doing?
Sure, yeah, that's right.
Each other are doing?
You said words.
They know what's up going on in the burger huts.
dog sighting.
That one should be easy.
You're talking to any commercial as a dog at a dog sighting.
See a dog.
Dog sighting.
Okay.
Dog.
That'll be, I bet you get that first commercial break.
You see a dog.
I hope.
AI commercial.
Almost guaranteed, right?
I know.
Are we talking full AI or just a little bit AI?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, if you just see like a...
If you know it's AI.
Yeah, you know it's AI.
Yeah, you know it's AI.
Now, also, multi-part commercial is on.
here. So one of those commercials where they do
a little bit and then... Yep. And then
you know, hours later you get the
finale of it or whatever. Yep.
We're doing our
Fisk Electric Shobo Bingo card.
Doritos commercial. I think that's a gimmie,
right? There's going to be a Deerito commercial. Usually
they do. Usually.
Stranger things?
Anything, I wrote, right?
Yeah, any stranger things.
I don't know.
It might be over.
It might be over.
But they just dropped that cartoon trailer.
That's what I think they would, they'd spend.
They'd spend money to show that cartoon.
Just to remind you.
Hey, these cartoons coming up.
Because they will make that money back tenfold with the animation.
Yeah.
So to spend the eight or whatever million it is to get a commercial.
And by the way, sidebar, remember how we exactly predicted this was what was going to happen and we were exactly right?
If you don't know what I'm talking about, stranger things ended.
Yep.
Because everybody's in their 40s now.
Yep.
but like we said
months if not a year ago
they're going to spin it off into an animated thing
because then they'll never age
they can do whatever they want.
They can do whatever they want.
They're dropping a stranger things animated show
on Netflix. Tales from 85.
It can go forever like the Simpsons.
The Simpsons never age.
The stranger thinks kids are never age.
Miller-like commercial.
I mean, that's...
Have I seen a Miller-like commercial?
When's the last time? I'm leaving it on the board.
Right. Great taste. Less filling.
It could be a celebrity turn one.
And where who, you know what I mean?
They bring something back with that.
Enchanted Rose with the great question that I think we do need to clarify.
She says, can one commercial count for more than one square?
Like a Bud Clydesdale with an AI Eagle.
I say no.
I say no.
So you got to choose.
You got to choose.
So maybe you're like, oh, I need the AI square, but I don't need the Clydesdale square.
And you got to pick and be like, maybe they'll show another AI thing.
So I'll mark Clydesdale here.
Matt McConaughey, non-movie.
All right, all right.
He's going to be one of those annoying food.
Am I going to be in a DoorDash?
I really.
Uber eats.
It's all about sale of food.
They want to buy you to get food for the Super Bowl.
The ball for food.
Pousin' Jay throwing one in there that I might want to do.
Jesus commercial.
Oh, yeah, Jesus commercial.
Well, they would, I don't know.
Not that I want to talk about it.
Is that a turning point thing going to be on a TV channel?
The Turning Boy Hatham show?
Yeah.
No, they're streaming it.
There's Sinclair stations that are streaming it.
I don't know.
It's good.
Yeah, good luck with that.
It's going to go overrule.
But, all right, so I was wondering, because they'd save their advertising for that,
if whatever their counter-programmering is.
But for those who don't know,
those he is us, commercials are Jesus commercials.
Yep.
Where it's like black and white commercials with the yellow letter that says,
He is Us.
Yep.
I would, okay, I'm going to swap out one of your squares for a Jesus commercial.
Go ahead.
They're all available for interchangeable.
Any beer brand, Jesus.
Okay.
There we go.
Coors.
Coors.
That's why I put beer.
That would be good there.
Again, that was my, like, oh, wouldn't they?
Because they see Bud doing stuff.
And then there's a Miller light one.
You'd think.
You're going to tell me.
You're going to have a real man drinking a Coors.
I am going to swap out one of your beers.
Swap out my beers.
You can swap out Coors.
I'll swap out Coors for Ford commercial.
How about Coors?
Because we got no Coors on the board.
I didn't put any car commercials on there at all.
I'm going to put Ford in that spot.
Ford commercial.
Hey, Ford Tough.
We got trucks.
Just trucks.
You have on here brand making fun of another brand.
Give it an example of that?
Like, you know how I was going with the Bud Bud Light bowl?
They used to battle each other.
Okay.
Or like, you know, I don't even know.
Like a McDonald's do, or you're picking on somebody or a burger king.
I mean like, oh, you don't like your burgers flame road.
But that's why it was, it got hard.
That's just like 20 something on there.
Yeah.
No, I got you.
I got you.
A little rough.
So feel free to give her a swapsky with, I don't know.
How about GMC or whatever the hell?
Let me look at this.
I mean, look at this.
Pepsi versus Coke.
You got to drink it out of a bottle to make it taste better.
Is it the better soda pot?
What if I put a delay a game on here?
Are we doing only commercials?
I think we're doing only commercials, right?
Oh, I don't, you pull whatever the hell you want.
Whatever you see.
Like random football things, but I think the commercials are a fun thing.
theme.
Yeah.
Sci-fi you wrote.
What does that mean?
Like anything sci-fi?
I thought of the Tim Robinson one.
Okay.
From last year.
Oh, with the alien?
Yeah.
Because that's also what I thought of for the multi-parter.
Thought of a lot of Tim Robinson.
A lot of Tim Robinson.
A lot of Tim Robbins are commercials.
Yep.
What's missing from our board, guys?
There's stuff missing.
There's got to be.
What would you put on our show?
Our show bowl bingo board presented by Fisk Electric.
Because when we were talking, I will listen back, we didn't.
It was only like half of those ideas.
Yeah.
Half of them were just me going,
one on the random.
commercials could they show?
Gambling commercial?
A gambling.
I don't just mean like,
Draft Kings,
let them get this now.
Like a commercial.
All right.
I'm going to replace sci-fi with Draft Kings.
Because there's less of a shrug there.
Gambling.
I don't know if they would have weed.
I don't know how you would do a commercial.
I don't think they could.
I mean,
there could be local,
all local commercial.
Well,
who's going to be local this year?
They'll always be local,
because they save like two minutes for the local advertisers.
So they'll always be a local.
That's how I was in the roofing guy spot.
So there could be a weed one.
Maybe Flintstone would slide in without, I don't think TV runs weed spots.
Yeah, I've never seen.
I've never seen one.
No, it's only anti-weed spots.
Kyle wants a Mountain Dew square.
Do we have a Mountain Dew square?
No Mountain Dew on there.
We have a Coke.
We have Coke and Pepsi.
I can't have all sodas.
So we'll do a Coke commercial, a Pepsi commercial.
What else is missing on there?
I tried to stick with like the big two of the...
The big ones, right?
When they go back in Firth.
We already know the Dosaki's man's going to be on, though, Dan on chat.
Yeah, they showed it.
That was the celebrity.
That's what I was thinking could be your celebrity throwback if you see it.
But, yeah, I don't know.
PSA, text line says, because they say, like, you know, what if there's like...
I think that's the Jesus one.
Yeah, maybe, I guess, yeah.
There's also...
Mobile game, ogre?
You could also...
There's bigger bingo boards.
That was just the one I picked because I was like,
the other ones are, there's like 40.
It's just harder, but feel free.
I like mobile game because these mobile game commercials are everywhere.
I'm going to put mobile game on there.
Probably with Jimmy Fallon.
Which I hate that celebrities do this,
knowing they're ripping off the people that keep them as celebrities.
Yeah, those are all gambling games.
It's so weird.
Those are all stealing money from you.
I hate those games.
Unless they want to advertise here and they'd like us to influence them,
and then in which case, clash of Titan 7.
Honestly, I mean, I maybe, but I don't know if I could,
like a clash of those ones, fine,
but like when that commercial makes me mad
as the one with Mamoa and whoever the hell
they come ripping around the corner in a cartoon car
and it's like a game, like a legit, like,
play these slots, or blah, blah.
And it's like, don't, don't try to,
no, I.
All right, do you want, okay, fine.
Jason Mamoa, I'll spend the $10 or $15, $20 I have
on this fake.
gambling site that you're hawking.
And then I won't pay to see your crappy movie.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't need to get on a whole tirade here, but I truly believe that those mobile games and
app purchases and the gambling apps, those are going to be a huge detriment to us as a society.
It's already.
It's just going to get worse and worse.
It's an addictive thing and people are going to be losing a lot of money on those.
And these celebs hop right up on there knowing it.
They become addictive.
The celebrities, I mean, literally these games, I don't have the number.
in front of me, but these games make hundreds of millions of dollars a month.
Yep.
And that's just coming from poor people that are playing it.
Yep.
Not everybody can afford to do those mobile phone games.
Then you see Jimmy Fallon being like, yeah, yeah, definitely do that.
Like, where's the reason that you are all in the spots you're in?
Stop doing that?
Stop begging kids!
Yeah, there was, do we do a boner pill commercial?
Do what they do one in the Super Bowl?
What is it?
Like Blue Chew?
Those AI ones are, and you got to do this, and then you have an erection, boom.
So I don't know.
I'll think on that one, because I don't know if they would do,
I don't know if Bonner, they do have the budget for a Super Bowl commercial,
but.
Yeah.
What about Post Malone Dune says?
Well, keep talking in chat.
Yeah, keep on things out there.
We're filling out our squares.
We're filling out our board.
I'll put it on our social media Sunday.
Dancing Baby would count as a celebrity comeback.
I would account that.
That's a 90s comeback.
I would count that.
Fiscal.
Electrics presents our showbo bingo board.
It'll be on our Facebook and Instagram Sunday.
Play along.
Tonight, 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel.
I'll be playing some music.
I like to have our little house party hangs on a Friday night.
Certainly going to be cold enough.
Yeah.
Olympic opening ceremonies will they wrap up the live version at like 5 o'clock,
but they'll replay it tonight.
So I'll kind of jump in there in between 7 p.m.
tonight, Twitch.tv.
TV slash K-Rox C-N-Y.
Come say hey.
Come say hey y'all.
I'd love it.
I'd love it to be hung out.
I'll DJ for a couple hours.
It's just something fun doing on Friday night.
Yeah.
Something fun on Friday night.
You can pour your own drink.
You can pop an edible.
You can smoke your smoke.
I will pop an edible.
It's a party for the olds.
We have a good time.
I jump all over genres.
You guys can just throw us requests like I'm a touch tunes.
Throw them.
I used to grab you on the touch tunes.
Toss them in chat and we'll play them.
It's a fun.
You'll do it.
This is not an episode of Reno 911
that I'm going to play for you.
Oh, can we?
This is a fella, it's on a thing,
and I forgot to text you when I found it.
Maybe Paramount?
Oh, I don't have Paramount anymore.
All of it.
That's when I let go.
Well, you're my college student,
you can feel free to log in up there at OCC.
I got a study.
I got a study.
So woman.
Nice.
Nice.
With a lady.
She's on a police chase.
And it's in.
In LA, so it's got one of those, like, copters following her around.
Oh, she's not the cop.
She's not the cop. She's suspected to be hammered.
Oh.
A little bit of a dewee.
The car action, all right.
Copters following her around.
I believe she's under the influence.
Oh, God, for do, for do, for do, for do.
She stops the car, gets out, starts dancing.
Oh.
I just went into a parking lot.
That's interesting.
That doesn't seem very, uh, boxed in?
Yeah, you're going to be, oh, door open.
I love that.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to do a little dance and have my moment of freedom before police officers approach.
Commands to come back and right now not cooperating.
And one point there's good yet.
There you go.
She knows the drill.
She in the cockpit?
Are he in the car?
So obviously a frequent flyer there.
She did the dance and then she, you know, hands behind the back.
She did the Ashley Simpson dance.
Oh, that little clap.
I guess, you know, what's that dance I want to do?
It's funny. I say Rito 911 because of that clip where it's, you know, I see a joke,
but it still goes viral. People think it's real.
Where she pulls that guy over and she's like, kick, kick, hip stock change, kick.
And he's like doing all the moves.
Yeah, that'll go viral. People think that's real sometimes.
I do like that.
We'll be dancing tonight in Twitch.
Seven o'clock.
Come out.
Are we one of the top pizza states for Sunday?
We are not.
We're not in the top 10, New Yorkers.
What?
Yeah.
Super Bowl Sunday is the second largest pizza selling day of the year.
only behind New Year's Eve.
And they found which states will be ordering the most pizza on Sunday.
New Year's Eve is the sec?
Is that?
Yeah, because I think people are like, I don't want to cook on the years of year's Eve.
I always thought it was the day after Thanksgiving.
Right?
Or the day before or whatever.
I don't know what days it is.
So they found data of pizza sales.
Okay.
Number one, Delaware.
That has to be by like per capita.
They have to be doing some kind of adjustments
because Delaware is a very small state.
That doesn't make any sense.
Followed by Michigan?
They just don't want to cook or something.
Pennsylvania, Florida, Ohio.
I mean, I would.
There's a couple places.
I would eat pizza every day if I had a reason to
and I had the budget for it.
I'd go nuts.
Yeah, there's a couple places that are doing
a couple pretty decent deals.
But, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
Least likely state to get pizza on Sunday
is going to be nuts.
North Dakota, but...
Yeah, that always...
North Dakota.
They're not...
I'm sure they don't have much out in the ways of good old pizza places.
They're not getting a man.
Old Italian joint dominoes, perhaps.
Or what was his name yesterday?
Oh, John Hackett's Little Caesars.
He's opening up a North Dakota branch?
He's got his own little branch.
We must have by it.
It's a beer Friday.
Beer, Beer, Beer.
We're here.
Hi, guys.
Hey, good money.
Tell me about the trip.
How was the trip?
Where did we go?
Galapagos and Ecuador.
Galapagos.
Scary pictures.
It looked like fun, but it's scary pictures.
Scary?
Is that one of those places you had to get like a bunch of shots to go to?
Or is that just Africa?
Most of them for Africa.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Like, yellow fever was one of them?
Oh.
Dengue fever.
I don't know.
There was nothing that was like, hey, make sure you have this before you go there.
I have just spent the last 30 seconds trying to figure out where the Galapagos are.
And I don't know.
About 600 miles off the coast of Ecuador.
He doesn't know where Ecuador is.
Almost directly.
If I last here, from here, where am I going?
Flying over Miami.
Okay.
He doesn't know more.
He doesn't know where.
He doesn't know where South America.
He is not sure we're south.
Are you from?
He is not exactly sure.
Exactly that.
It's really wild that it's the same time zone.
Oh, it is.
So it's like, you just keep going South.
Yep.
Stay in our time zone and go south until you get to South America.
Why do you want to go to Galapagos?
Because it's banging.
Is it man? Is it really nice?
Nature.
Literally untouched nature there.
It's where Charles Darwin came up with Darwinism and it's just like the evolution and seeing
the different animals on the different island.
Like marine iguanas on each island are completely different because they've been isolated
and you can see how evolution could happen.
Oh, that's cool.
It's very cool.
Where do you stay?
Like a hotel?
So there's 17 islands and four of them are inhabited.
But you have to be an Ecuadorian to live there.
Okay.
To live.
Yeah, we went to all four.
And there's hotels on every island.
that is inhabited.
And you would go do like excursions and stuff?
Yeah, lots of snorkeling.
So much more snorkeling than I thought I would ever do.
Did you like it?
It's not our favorite thing, but we loved it.
We loved it.
It's not something we seek out.
No, I want me either.
Big water is scary.
We went to this place called Kicker Rock,
and there's a spot there where there's like an opening or a channel
where the hammerheads are known to gather.
So you're swimming to see the hammerheads.
You go in there to see them specifically.
I'm good.
And I was brave enough.
to do it, but it was the worst
visibility of all of our, I think,
five or six snorkels. No. We couldn't
see anything, so our guide
dove down
about 25 feet,
free dive down, and he was like, I'd make them
out, but there's no way you're going to be able to
see him. So I'm like, okay, cool.
Snorkels with hammerhead sharks. I did it. Check it
off the list. I don't have a picture of our hammerheads
like docile, like they don't attack humans.
No, they're definitely not docile.
Okay.
I mean, they're not aggressive, but
all right.
No.
I wouldn't even be on the boat.
Where's this boat going?
I'm out.
Well, that was our plan.
We were like, well, if there's a bunch of snorkeling,
we can at least just go for a beautiful boat ride and hang out and have drinks or whatever.
And then what happened at the end?
You got sick?
Right in the middle.
I got food poisoning.
Oh, no.
I mean, it's better than other things.
Did you take a bite out of like a monkey you found in the jungle?
Well, the gullas were pretty tasty.
You can't eat the Ryan was out there.
You know, what's crazy is we shared a burrito the night.
The night that she got sick.
So I'm like.
That it's happening to me.
He's like, oh, my God.
It's coming.
coming.
You're just staring at her.
In a hotel, there's only my bathroom.
There's only my bathroom.
But you had to go to the hospital?
I didn't have to, so I spent the night doing the things, evacuating the body.
And then we told our guide in the morning because we were catching a boat at like 7.30,
and I knew I was going to look like crap, and I just stopped puking at like 630.
Yeah.
So we had to let her know like, hey, Chris, I had a rough night.
And she's like, nope, we're going to the clinic.
Get in the car.
I got a taxi.
We're going.
So it was a-in-will-you fluids and stuff.
So we go to the clinic.
And some antibiotics.
Totally free.
The doctor gives you a list of what he wants to administer.
You go to the pharmacy, you pay for it.
$37.
Nice.
Go back to the clinic and he administers it.
And then you walk out.
So I'm 35, 37.
$6.
Wow.
And I got like an IV drip for hydration because it was completely depleted.
Pediolate.
There were some drug we joked about what the drugs were they were giving us.
Who knows?
Who can't?
Who can't stop?
Pain, like the cramps in your stomach.
And then probiotics, antibiotics.
Antibiotic.
All the antibiotics.
Because you got reallelial.
all the biotics left your body.
You got to get your back.
Yeah.
So what was our favorite part?
Favorite part?
Probably, which is wild.
On either end, we were in Ecuador because you have to go through Ecuador to get to the
Galapagos.
And mine was probably the volcano in Ecuador called Kodopoxi.
It's the highest elevation we've ever been at six.
We got up to 16,000 feet.
It was wild.
Like I've never experienced elevation sickness or elevation fatigue.
Yeah.
I guess.
And it's just so odd.
Would you drive up this thing?
So we drove up to 15,000, then hiked to what's called base camp,
which is where people spend the night before they try to summit the volcano.
Which is 19,000.
But from base camp, you have to have ice picks and crampons and a guide.
Yeah, it's like, I'm not doing it.
And I was sick at 16th.
Oh, yeah.
I was dizzy.
You walk 20 steps.
It's weird.
It's a bizarre feeling.
It's so weird.
Your journeys are so fascinating to me.
That's crazy.
That's awesome.
I always do, I do like the dad travel trips.
Like I go to like, you know,
Griswold style fame.
Yeah.
I like your adventurous vacation.
Dinks, you know, no kids.
Summitting the volcano, I tell ladies, the same thing.
If you want to try to summit the volcano, you got to rest up.
At least the night before.
Every time before.
Get your cramp on.
Let's drink some beers.
Did you find any weird like Ecuadorian beers while you were down there?
Our guide found us a brewery.
It was super cool.
That was cool.
Went there in like late afternoon.
She's like, you guys seem like drinkers.
Do you guys want to?
What the hell were you doing to seem like?
All 16 of us.
She's like, you guys want booze, right?
Yes, of course.
We do.
So she found us a brewery.
We get there.
The co-owner, Alam, was our snorkel guide that morning.
And we're like, Alam.
What are you doing?
He's like, I snorkeling on the morning.
And this is my brewery at night.
Okay.
That's cool.
There's a guy out there who gets to snorkel for a job, owns a brewery, and lives in the Galapagos.
Yeah.
He's one.
And he had a beautiful wife who co-on-out with him.
Yeah, he's really one.
All right.
What do we drink it today?
I'm getting a winter theme off the cans.
A little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, it's cold out.
We might as well, right?
A little bit of cold.
It's going to be negative 25 up by me this weekend.
Yeh.
So maybe I need this four pack to keep one.
What's our first one here?
All right.
So we have down east ciders, winter blend.
Hey now.
And this, you know, if you're looking for beverages to represent your Super Bowl team,
this is from Boston, Massachusetts.
So you got your little Patriots beverage.
I have a little display of both.
What are those flavors I'm tasting?
It's a cider?
It is a cider.
It's an owner.
an unfiltered cider, so I don't
know what they added
in here, because I don't think it really...
It's like the hazy. I like the hazy. I like the he says.
Yeah, I don't think there's an added flavor. What is
that sweetness? I guess I'm just tasting a cider.
All right? It's a lovely cider, right?
It tastes like when you
just straight up bite an apple in the orchard.
Yeah. Yep.
I'm really good about down east. They do a lot of unfiltered.
It's really good. More they out of? What's down east out of?
Boston, Massachusetts.
All of my have it. Yeah.
Oh, Josh.
Branching out bottle shop.
Township 5 in Camillas.
Get over there and see them.
ASAP.
Get yourself some beers.
K-Rock 4-pack.
What's the price on this one?
Fifteen.
$15, Willey.
Y'all ride out the gate.
I see some...
Trogs? We're drinking Trogs.
What is this?
Yes, indeed.
I like them.
Double Blizzard.
So 8.3% IPA.
And it's not unoffensive IPA.
No, that's not a...
I have a...
A strong IPA.
I was pouring for Big Ditch at Brewfest.
What did you just say?
God.
Yeah.
And I had the Rocket Mule.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I love that Mule.
9%.
Rocket Mule.
I feel they should bring a Big Ditch beer every time just because we do that.
What did you say?
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's an IPA.
It's a hoppy, but it's not too hoppy.
No, and I like when they don't have that linger and aftertaste.
Agreed.
It's right down the middle, I think, for a lot of flavor preference.
You'll get there.
There you go.
What is it?
8.3%.
Yeah.
Get some.
All right.
Number three, Joel Sith.
All right.
We've got from Allegash.
There's ski house,
winter white ale.
Hmm.
Where's Alighash out of?
Maine.
I bet I like this one.
I love the winter,
the white ales and stuff like this.
What makes something a white ale?
Mostly the yeast that they use.
So you're getting more of like a Belgian flair.
Yeah, it's like gloomy.
Yeah.
I was going to say oftentimes they put clover, coriander in there as well.
Get notes of banana.
That is good.
That's a good one.
These are all lined up.
They're all the same color, basically.
I'll change that for you.
Yeah.
Next one,
I'll throw that off a little bit.
Oh, I like that one.
That one's got some clover taste to it.
It is Belgian-style.
There's the motor oil right there, by.
Oh, man.
I'll take a different cup.
What's our fourth can here?
What is this one?
All right, so this is from Beartree.
This is their lift lager.
It's a.
Schwarz beer.
Oh, that's a dark lager.
So that's going to drink light and clean
like, you know, a regular
logger. But you got lots of roasted, toasted
malt flavors.
That's a fun cold weather beer.
Yeah. Because it doesn't, it's not
heavy, but it is very clean.
I like a good cold weather beer.
Give that one a little sip, don't you?
I don't care what else you're right there, bud.
Take it on your ski lift. Oh, wow.
Yeah. That is good.
I keep missing all the ABVs. What's that?
This one's probably 4-8.
It's probably 4-8.
I think that's what the can says.
For being a darker one.
Yeah, so that's the nice thing about a dark lager or a Schwartz beer is that you still, it's light all the way around flavor, body, ABV, but you get that dark, roasty richness.
Yeah.
That's not having like an imperial stout and being on your butt.
That's what I thought this was going to be.
Which is what I put in the chili last night.
Oh, I love point of it.
Came out very earthy.
Yeah.
11.9% going in.
Pretty bold, but...
May the Schwartz be with you.
May the Schwartz be with you.
That's really good.
Give me the run down.
What's the four cans and the K-Rodg, four-pack.
15 bucks out the door over it.
Rancher got bottle shop.
Go ahead, Joel.
We started with a winter blend of cider from down east.
Then we went to the double blizzard from Troegs,
the ski house white from Alligash,
and then the lift-logger, Schwarzbeer.
Watched beer.
Love it.
Give me the hours.
What tastings we got coming up?
What's going on?
So we are there 11 to 7 today tomorrow and noon to 5 on Sunday.
We don't have a tasting tonight.
Still kind of working our way back into that.
We are fully booked through March for every Friday, 4 to 6.
Cool.
But we do have a tasting tomorrow with upstate elevator, which is infused beverages.
Oh, very fun.
If you want an alternative drink to your Super Bowl, we have that too, as well as edibles.
And what was like, what was the other question?
You gave it hours?
That's it?
We know the $50.
It's our first time doing this.
And I like that you mentioned earlier, the thing that I like,
because I like to get team-specific things for the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
And I like that you've got the Boston ones and the couple of the Seattle ones.
Yeah, the Seattle ones are a little difficult.
Are the other beverages, or some of those from Seattle, maybe?
Yeah.
Yes.
There you go.
A bunch of other beverages that are from Seattle and some edibles, but a couple of alcoholic ones that are from Seattle.
Cool.
Anything else we need to hit on?
Are we good?
No.
I missed an opportunity.
you said what was my favorite part of Ecuador.
I should have said the boobies.
Yeah.
There's just hooters out?
Blue-footed boobies.
Oh, I see what she did in there.
You guys get so excited.
You got so excited.
There's this beach.
Other side of this, we'll play the Super Bowl.
Go see our friends, Joel and Carissa branching out bottle shop.
Township 5 in Camilla.
