The Show - SILENCE

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

Josh loves a good chicken nugget slider. How old is too old to be a truck driver? You still can’t buy NeeDoh’s, but if you ever find one, don’t put them in the microwave. Cody is being visited by something at Deb’s Doobie Den. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

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Ah, Cabele. Oh, motelbele, motto bea. Thank you for that sub. Top of the morning of you, buddy, as well. I feel like I bit my tongue. Like the sides of my tongue. Don't bite your tongue, bud. Did you ever try not doing my anthony?

Ah, that's a good point. I should have done that. That is the worst, because that's going to be all day if you did. I got a fat tongue as is, ladies. Did you eat salt last night, or you just? a little bloated maybe? Nah, I have my chicken nugget sliders. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's salt. I didn't actually mean, like, did you pour salt into something and then just... My wife comes in the kitchen and she's like, well, you should have just bought regular-sized buns. And I go, no, no, no, no. I like them to be little mini chicken nugget sliders. How many fingers do you hold it with?

One, you just hold them like this? Well, let me explain to the audience what my sliders are. I get the Kings of Hawaiian rolls. Mm-hmm. And then I get my... a bag of like the chicken nuggets. Uh-huh. And I air fry like eight chicken nuggets.

Eight to ten. 20. And because I have my dessert nuggets after my initial nuggets. Oh, wow. I mean, don't be crazy. Don't be crazy. So then I cut my king's of wine rolls open. All right.

And then I put a little slice of shatter cheese on each one. Okay. And then a little miracle whip. And then the nuggets go inside the roll. And I close the roll. and I got a little sliders. You don't put it through like five minutes in the oven to melt it? After the fact?

No? Never thought of that until right now, bud. Maybe I'll try your move today. Yeah, just a couple minutes. Just to melt it up a little bit? Just again, give it a little extra bite. I've also considered making little chicken nugget palms. Oh, I've done that.

Where you put a little cheese on it and then you oven it? I did it with the dino nuggets. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really good. It was worth it. Dance around in my mouth hole. Oh, yeah. It was definitely worth it.

That's for sure. Oh, good. Glad you heads. So I got that. I'll have some more today for lunch. Do you, I was going to say, do you cut them or do you just pull them apart as needed? What do you mean? Because they're all together.

The Kings of Lion rolls? Right? That's like a 12 or whatever. It's like a rose of four. Do you have to like pull them apart or do you just wait as needed? I take a whole row. Yeah. And then my bread knife and I cut them open so I can open.

That's one cut. Yeah. And then I separate them. Gotcha. So if you envision my plate as it waits for the nuggets. be prepared. I have a bunch of rolls. Just like set up like flower petals around my plate.

And they're all open. They're all miracle whipped. They're all cheezed up. And there's waiting for the nuggets to finish there. I was waiting for that mouth hole. Boom, right in the mouth hole. The final descent.

Yeah, I got to go home. I need some more chicky sliders, bud. I mean, it's craving them now. It's 6.10 in the morning or whatever. It's going to be too hot to be doing stuff outside, really. Human. With food. Humid day today.

Eat inside. I don't know if we'll get storms later, but it's definitely going to be muggy out. You can't tell. I don't know. Stay hydrated. If you're working out of doors today, make sure you're hydrated,

get your drinks. Yep. I saw some, I don't know, construction worker, whatever, yelling at another one of his construction workers. He was behind in line

when he was a gas station, and he's yelling, he goes, Bud, what I tell you? And he turns around the other, bud, and he's got,

like, three monsters. And the other guy's got one, in on like four waters. He's like, yeah. And he said swear words, you're going to be blood, bud. Yeah, yep. Yeah. And so he did that like, yeah, you got to hydrate. Sad, walk, put one back, grab to water. Coffee is not hydration.

No, you got to be careful, man. Coffee is no, boy, I had a couple of calories. It's not hydration. And it isn't, I mean, it's fast, but it's not instant with the hydration. You know what I mean? It's a process. Once you're hydrated or dehydrated, it's going to take a minute. Stella says we use rotissory chicken, take all the meat off.

chop it up, add some ranch, add some francs, a bunch of cheddar cheese, spread them all over the Hawaiian rolls, boom. I love snagging a rotissory chicken to use it for stuff like that. Yeah. That's the best. It's getting to the point where rotisserie chickens are cheaper than buying a whole chicken and rotisserie you're agreeing it up yourself. Absolutely.

A whole chicken's like 10 bucks now, but you can get like a rotisserie for seven or eight. And ever since I made that switch over months ago, tops is still been the most consistent with size, price. Yeah, they got those bag chickens. Yep. Oh my God. I went to tops. You guys.

And they had chickens in a bag. I'm standing here laughing. This is such small town vibes. This has got to be a simulation. They've got chickens and bags. My buddy Carol says, throw that miracle whip in the trash. Listen, I know.

Woo, woo, woo, hey. I might not use it in the same way he does sometimes, but I got your back. I know. You and I are pretty on our own with our love of miracle whip. Yeah, we're the only people I know I think that like the tangy sit. There's not a lot of people that listen to this show that liked that Maricoe Whip.

I like a mayonnaise. But I don't know what it is about that tangy zip. It's just good. It's that. I was just raised on it. It's the way that the egg and the vinegar mix. Yeah, it's a good mix. It's a good mix.

We got more World Cup action today. We'll get into that. Yep. Cody has the craziest story that I've heard him recount in a while. Poco Puffs. Tonight. Oh, at 7 p.m. Presented by just Joe's buds now, right?

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We'll fill you in on that in a little bit. Yeah. Because he's got a good story. But I try not to be agest, but I am. I just want to talk about. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Try not to be agist, but I am a little. ageist. I just don't care for old people. Well, when some of them act the way they do now. Yeah, and I know that's not great of me, but what can you do? No, it's,

we were brought up that you had to respect every single older person. And I don't like that. And no, respect is earned. Respect is earned. From every single person. Now, this guy's done nothing wrong. He's just the world's oldest truck driver now. He's 93 years old. Okay. And why I say I'm going to be agist is because I'm like,

do we need a 93-year-old driving a big rig around Iowa? Because I'm sure the reaction times better than yours. Probably is. Great, but he's still 93. But the human faculties start to fade at a certain age. Yeah, despite how much or how long you've tucked your work shirt into your jeans. Yes. An Iowa man, 93, is about to become the Guinness World Record holder for the oldest active truck driver. This is the most Iowa name ever.

Oran Asmus What is Oranasmus? Arasmus. O-R-R-R-I-N-A-N-A-S-M-U-S-U-S-M-U-S-M-A-N. I'm calling him Oran Asmus. Oran Asmus. Mr. Ass. He turned 94 in August, has been behind the wheel since age 19, has logged over 5 million miles,

over 70 years on the job. He has hauled cargo in every U.S. state, except Hawaii. in Alaska. Like, so you're done then. I mean, well, you must like it. Because at this point, what are you going to do?

I mean, yeah, you're going to tell him to stop? I mean, unless, unless catastrophe happens. I would like to have them maybe retested. How often do they check to see if he's, yeah,

of his wits and whatever. We got a lot of truck drivers that listen. Do they like, because I know they certainly don't retest your driver's license. We got a lot of olds just whip it around. If you're a commercial driver,

like, hey, man, You're 93. Let's... Maybe dial it back. Let's just see how you're doing. Just see how you're doing. I'm just fine. I don't need you.

Dogebags telling me otherwise. He's set to surpass Doyle Archer, who is 92 years old. Oh, boy. That's the world, though, this trucker. All right? Doyle. Katie says, I'm kind of surprised

he can pass his physical and his medical card, yeah. That's what I mean. Or is one of where they don't... The physicals they're all saying on the text line. Or are they not giving him those? That's ore in East Fah! He's fine! How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover?

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How do you do? It'll be fun. We'll do some whatnot. Still can't buy Nido toys. Remember the Nito that I have? It's at my house right now. The Ice Cube thing there. Who gave me that?

Uncle Furg gave me that? Yes. Uncle Furg, shout out. Yep. Yeah, the little Nido Squeezies. Still can't buy them. I don't know why. That's crazy.

You can buy a million knockoffs. There's a million knockoffs. a knock-offs, but not the official Nidos. That's been months. Months and months, yeah. It was like the big toy in the fall, and you still can't buy them. Wow.

Another reason is because kids are being stupid with them and putting them in the microwave and exploding them. I mean... Like, I got to talk out both sides of my ass on this, because I'm a parent now, but I was a stupid teen as well. Yeah. I could have seen me doing this. But knowing how hard they were to get?

Yeah, but kids don't care. I'm going to say, but like a six-year-old has a. no idea. This is a fire marshal. This is a fire marshal. He's got a towel. Time time. And explaining that these are very dangerous pranks because you're making basically a lava cube. Yeah, that thing is, it's like the stuff that's kind of

in a stretch Armstrong, right? So it's like that weird plastic. Yeah, it's a little different. It's like that corn syrup, but it's like thicker. I don't know how to describe it. Heating it up. It exploded and oozed its gel on them. The four-year-old suffered burns to her legs, I believe, are arms. You probably can't get it off immediately, too. No, I don't know what that is. No.

But of all the things that are collectible, don't be, don't be, I mean, somebody would honestly pay you 50 bucks for that on eBay right now. He said a four-year-old got burned, so they have no idea. They don't know. Dainee, he gots no ideas. Inc says my son just exploded his, and he didn't even

heat it up, though. How do you explode it? Would you just squeeze it enough? I want to drive over it with a car. Once they're not popular anymore. And you can do some stuff with them. And you can just buy them. Yeah. I want to see what type of experiments you could do. Yeah, I want to throw one in the fire. I want to drive over it. I want to stab it. I wonder if you could you stab it, squeeze all the stuff out in like a

line and then light that line on fire like you can with hand sanitizer. Just to see what it is. I want to do so many experiments with it. Is it flammable? But I can't because of the most coveted things in the world for some reason. I know. That is still pretty insane that this has been quite. that's still hard to find. You still can't get one. Twitch.tv slash the show if you want to jump in. Shambles on YouTube says, what are you talking about? Those Nido cubes shambled, you might not know where they are.

They're like just a squeezy. I don't even know what to describe it. It's a square. Yeah, it looks like an ice cube. The most famous popular ones, right? They look like the ones that are right, the ice cubes. Yeah, the ice cube. I want the iceberg. It's the bigger one. There's a bigger one. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. There's like a tear drop one.

You can get a million of them. That's funny. They had a bunch of ones like it. I don't know if they were what they were, but a place at the Taste of Syracuse had them and they were moving them. Yeah, there's a bunch of...

Yeah, there's a bunch of similar. Similar, yeah. Yeah, it's like a fidget toy. It's a fidget toy and I like the fidget. I'm on the Nito website right now and it looks like there's some back in stock. Yeah.

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Yeah. Okay. Exactly. We got a seasoned mechanic over changing windshield washer fluids. And I switched out my summer air for my summer air just a couple days ago. Your winter air, you took your winter. I took that right out and got that summer air going. I topped off my blinker flew with the other day.

Yeah. That I'm still learning. Yeah. It's a trick. It's tricky, but I did it. I did it. Rented a porta potty yesterday, bud. First time doing that.

Why do you need a porta potty? We're having a party. Not me, my in-laws, and I was in charge of porta-potty. Why? I don't know. That's the, that's the job I took. How many people are coming? It's going to be my brother and sister-laws, I think, 25th wedding anniversary?

It's a big anniversary. White people at parties for anything. I didn't book the party. Their children, my nieces, wanted to throw a party for their anniversary, and we're doing it at my in-laws because they got a big yard. You saw them? But my in-laws, we don't have sewer by us. Well, they have septic tanks.

Well, and they don't want 30 to... It's 50 or 60. Yeah, going in the house and using it. I would. So my mother-in-law, my mother-in-law said, we need to get a port-a-potty. And I said, I might have a guy. I did have a guy. I got through Badger.

Shout up Badger. Oh, yeah, that's bad. I go, Badger, who's the toilet guy? And he goes, this is the guy. And I called that guy and he goes, I've sold out that weekend. Sorry, so I had to call another place. It worked out. It worked out.

I'll give him a shot next time I need a portable toilet. All my shooters are gone for the weekend. So now we're learning because this company that I rented from only comes up to Fulton like one day a week. Okay. And it's on a Monday and the party's on Sunday. So we're just going to have a portable toilet for a week at my in-laws house. Oh, just sitting there waiting. Just don't use it.

I want to use it. Yeah, but if you dump in that, it's going to be hot sun bacon dump. I know, but I've never been able to be the first person to use a portable toilet. You can pee in it. Or maybe like I'll just go down. It's Saturday, so doesn't roast too long. But also, if it's, if there's going to be hot these next couple weeks, that's my problem with porta potties. Oh, yeah.

I feel like if I was trying to take a dump ski in one, like at the taste or something, I would pass out inside of it because it's so hot. So hot. Yeah, you got to be careful. Well, these vandals in Montana are accused of blowing up 13 porta potties. Ugh, that's, that sucks. So gross. You've just made someone's job the worst day at. their job. For no reason. For no reason.

Just being a dick. And you were trying to make it so someone would have the worst day they've ever had at their job. You did that. Here is the owner, the owner of the porta potty's discussing the incident. It's really sad because I think that they really aren't thinking about destroying

somebody's property. It is 100% done to be destructive. It's a helpless feeling. It might not be hurting people, but in the long run they are. I don't know who I... A lot of... It's not It's unsanitary.

It's unsanitary. And it was... It's funny that I... I've got a lot of porter potty stories. So I rented a porta potty. These guys blew up port-a-potties. How many was? Like, seven?

Oh, my God. 13 porta-potties. And then the other day, well, like, I guess a couple weeks ago, we were at the movie tavern. And my kids saw the jackass movie poster. And they were like, they'd never seen jackass.

Oh, really? And they're like, what was... They're like, what was? was that? I go, it was on TV in the 1900s, early 2000s. And they go, what did they do? And I go, some of the funniest things we've ever seen. I go, some really funny stuff,

but I did, and I was explaining to them, I liked some things, and I hated other things, like I hated the paper cut stuff. That's my least. I was going to say, I can't watch that. I can't watch that. The paper cuts stuff. That's the worst thing they've ever done. And then I said to them, I said to my kids, I go, and then there's a porta potty one where they put

this guy, Steveo. That's, yes. In a porta potty. And they launched it with like bungee cords. And obviously you can figure out what happens there. Even the paper cut one's still even worse than that. It is. And paper cuts the worst. The one that rivaled it for me was, um, it actually may have been the same movie.

It starts with, I don't remember, it doesn't matter. One of the guys that's not as popular just had a train track and he's just pooping. His butt is like the volcano. Oh, I don't like that. And it's like that, I don't like that. I don't like that. You guys are, that's a little. I don't like the poop stuff.

Yeah, no, I don't. I didn't like the poop stuff. I don't like any of that. That in the paper cuts. And then what was, was it a stevo prank or was it a jackass movie where you put the hot wheel car in his ass? Oh,

Ryan, Ryan Dunn. Was it Ryan Dunn that did that? Yeah, because he tried to play it off like he had no idea what to happen. Oh yeah, because he went out of an x-ray and he's, uh-huh. Yeah. See, some of it's funny to me like that, but I don't know. No, that. You want to put something in your butt.

Go ahead, bud. Like we've talked about before how we like the big slap hand. Like you're walking into the room and that giant hand hits you. Yep, that one that, uh, Mel said the, the, uh, tennis player one that, that clip from one of the more recent ones where it's the tennis player, like, hitting Eric Andre. Oh, nice. Nice. To make Steveo puff out his chest.

Nice. So those are good, but. Yeah, but I'm hearing this new one is all like old footage. Like it's just, there's very little new stuff. They just, it's all like archival stuff. Because what are you going to do? I know. done it all and you can't do anything else

because these guys are their bones are probably brittle. Yeah. And nobody cares about the new guys they have. I could care less about poopies. Who's poopies? That's one of the guys. Oh, it is?

I don't care. And I know Zach, the big fat guy, he's a new guy. Yeah, like, you can't make new ones. Yeah. It's not a terrible Ghostbusters movie. Yeah, Steveau stabled his balls to the table on Stern. That's right. Well, yeah, yeah.

I know, and they're all sober now. What fun is that? Come on. Anyways, all their bodies are broken. You still got me, he won't let me back out of his seed. Yeah, then why wouldn't they have him back? I forget it. He was very...

Because he was drunk during the filming, but now he's sober. I don't really know what he's doing. I read something that he's, like, fixing himself with... Like, he's trying to do, like, the micro-dosing and skating and all that. Yeah. Good for him. I hope Bam gets healthy. Yeah.

Yeah. Because you don't want to see... Because I did see Bam's parents were at that jackass red carpet. Yep. And they all gave him a hug and, like, you know, Tramane and whatever the other guys are. Does anybody else get irked when they see Jeff Tremaine?

Urked, why? Because, like, he's just like the producer, but he's... He got away with nobody touching him ever. He's the producer for every single show you can think of on MTV for the last 20 years. And they never played pranks on him? And there's no pranks. It's always just him with that ish-eaten grin.

This has made a bunch of money off. He's an overly tan face of watching guys get hit in the nuts, but don't you dare. He found the angle. He's like, I got a bunch of these idiots that I can just say, call a producer, I'll make them rich, I'll get rich. I'm the director. And I don't got to do anything.

Yep, I'm the director. But I mean, he found a loophole. I just, when I see him like doing that big overly tan smile. I was watching an interview with him, and it was Jeff Tremaine and then Johnny Knoxville, and they were talking about how they initially pitched the show to HBO with Spike Jones. You never see Spike Jones.

He hasn't been seen in a long time. Yeah. But Spike Jones was there too. And I forget what clip they showed HBO, but it was like the most horrific clip. And HBO's like, we're not interested in this. No, thank you.

It's cool history. Like, it's a part of a lot of our, like, youth. Yep. Was the jackass wild boys' bam era. Yeah. But yeah, not so much anymore. Yeah, I'm all sad. Because again, what else is there left to do?

It's your turn, bud. Wait. It's not Tuesday Good morning everybody Hold on man Wait what day is it bro? We don't hold what? Happy Thursday

Tonight, Coco Puss 7 p.m. Twitch.TV slash The show will be live once again from Debbie's Doobie Dungeon So you'll probably see some dogs Yep You'll definitely see some products from Joe's buds Yes

But what else you might see We don't know because, Cody, I want you to recount to the people, the story you told me when you got here. Yep. Because this, your mom's house is crazy. It's a ridiculous hotbed for the paranormal activity that I try to ignore. You can't ignore it anymore.

You've literally seen a farmer standing in that yard. Yep. Okay. There's nothing I can do. It just happens. So, um, last night. right after Whiskey Wednesday

I get up head out into the kitchen and it's a loud house like it's old so there's like the fridge making noise the overhead fans making noise or house noises

yeah there's dogs and bugs and all sorts of stuff and it's in a neighborhood so there's like you hear neighborhood noises so I walk into the kitchen everything gets quiet and then I start to hear a one-sided conversation

and sounds like someone says silence very quietly. Like, show me what... Like I walk in the kitchen, it gets very quiet, and then I hear...

Silence. Okay. And I went... Whispering in a silence. Go. And I look and I'm like, I left the gazebo TV on. TV outside.

Yeah, outside TV. So I went out there, TV's covered. Okay. It's off. It's definitely not. I've done that hours and hours ago. So I went, okay,

that's a little interesting. A while later, I go back in. same thing in the in the kitchen everything quiets down i hear the silence or a word like silence that one that one was it was an ass word could be violence but we'll say let's hope it's silence so i'm like that's still a little weird people for voices in that house but there's still there's nobody around the next door neighbors are not there so there was no reason for for the noise so then i'm like all right it's bad time so

we go upstairs and everything gets quiet again. The dog stopped moving and then you hear definitely someone say silence. Third time. Yeah, because Barney did want to like a cockthead look at me like, throwing your voice. Everyone, you know, they all kind of stopped in their tracks and then that and then they started moving again. It was very weird.

It was very weird. Third time you heard of some be, or something say silence. Yeah. So now it's out of the middle of the night, like two something, I would say. And I hear the doorknob to the bedroom be turned all the way. Like someone has grabbed it and turned it and are now holding it

because I heard them grab it. because the doorknob is two feet from my head and then they let go and you hear the knob let go the mechanism snap the back to the point where now all the dogs are now giving little ruffs because they all heard that

and Elsa's growling Douglas and Simbadter barking if you're just tuning in this is Cody's recounting last night at his mom's house so I'm kind of like half on my arm staring at the doorknob two feet from me and I can't see it

because it's black. Yeah. So again, I hear the same thing. Door and handle, grabbed, turned, silence, then let go. Again, to the point where now they're barking. Now they're all barking, all the dogs. And I'm like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

You're like, what is going on. So I take my fully charged phone. Well, hold on a second. It's on a charger, folks. Yes. His parents have a magnetic, Charger. One of those Verizon.

Yeah. So your phone was stuck to the charger. So it would be 100%. Oh, it was because it wasn't even that low when I put it on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I grab it.

And to turn on the flashlight, you just pull down, flashlight on. Right. The second I hit flashlight on, phone dies. Just goes, so I'm standing there in a panic, trying to turn it on,

and you just see that the battery thing of, nope, no battery. And I went, are you kidding me? Phone wasn't dead when he put it on the charger. No, no. Now he just goes to turn on his flashlight after he's been charging for several hours. Phone completely dies.

All the way dead. So now I'm standing like a couple feet from the door because I go, my chargers downstairs. Mm-hmm. I need my charger. Like I can't be up right now at 2 o'clock in the morning for another three hours. I have to open that door and go get that charger. So I open the door. I get hit with the biggest gust of wind I've ever been hit with for no reason.

There's no air flow. No. The door to the next room next door is closed. There's no reason for wind. But luckily that, that was it. But I was like, in the pitch black, I got to open that door and be face to face. If there's something there. It was crazy.

So if you're all, yes, we're going to obviously bring the goal. Ghost equipment to Debbie's Doobie Dungeon tonight. We'll just see if something was going on. But just that... I swear to God, if that ghost app says silence tonight. Right? But just to see that, they hear the... I know the sound you're talking about.

Of the handle of the door. Like that brass dad door handle sound. And it's turned and you could hear it. And then they let go. What was trying to get in that room last night? Doors locked. So I don't know if that helped. So wait, they could turn the handle, but they couldn't.

Door's locked. I don't think you can turn the handle when the door is locked like that. So. What the aft, man? Yeah. But just the amount of goosebumps I gave myself. I agree, Stella. Cody is the bravest and most courageous that he ran out in the dark to get his charger.

Just that realization of my chargers downstairs. I have to open that door. And what do the dogs do when you open the door? They were, at that point, they were, like, just quiet and kind of staring. But they were all there. Like, nobody was sleeping at that point. So. Dude.

Yeah. That was weird. Tech sign says Mercury is in retrogate. I can't talk today. Mercury is in retrograde. Who knows? But it's just so weird. That house, there's just so many different things that you hear.

All it's hard. Man. So tonight is going to be a very special. I hope something happens. That'd be wicked cool. I don't know. We'll charge the devices, get them all set up. Yeah. Rubber baby buggy bumper. Who put mercury in the micro way? You're not supposed to do that. So, Cody, live from the haunted Debbie's Doobie dungeon tonight.

We'll see what happens. How did you go back to sleep? Well, I mean, luckily, I was tired and it was just, at that point, after I opened the door, and there was the wind and, you know, I went downstairs and got the charger and all that stuff. And it was just, I mean, I'd walked very slowly and did like the, hello, hello. Nothing. It's the farmer, man.

Nothing all the way down the stairs, nothing walking into the kitchen. You tell your mom this stuff yet? No, it was middle of the night. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be ain't coming home now. That's it, man. Oh, man.

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This story makes me happy, Cody, as the former Sabatis Scout Reservation has been purchased by Open Source Institute and will soon open to the public again. What is it? So back when I was a Boy Scout, I don't know if Boy Scouts, am I always a Boy Scout? Is it like that thing? I have no idea. Once a Boy Scout, always a Boy Scout? Maybe. I was a Boy Scout for many years.

I loved it. Some of my favorite memories came for Boy Scouts. Yeah, from trying to kill a scout member with Kool-Aid and a bear. Tried to kill that. Yep, that was a different kid that we tried to kill. Trying to watch a kid almost die from smashing his face in a grease pit. That was all the memories. Kenny found the grease pit.

Or when you left that kid out in the woods to die. Who was that kid? Didn't somebody hit with a tree? And then you and someone else ran away instead of seeing if they were okay. Oh, no, that was just in my personal life. Oh, okay. My neighbor, John Nauruski, fell off his bike on these ramps and we fled. But Boy Scout Camp, my buddy Carol, who's listening, tried to bungee jump with bungee cords and just kind of hung there off of his belt loops for a little while.

Lots of memories for me up at Sabatis. It is a beautiful part of the Adirondex. And it closed in 2024. Maybe he got too expensive to uphold. For those of you that were not in Scouts, I'll describe what it was like. It was kind of a week of lawlessness when you'd go to Sabatis for the week. Because it was, you were used to, at least with my Boy Scout troop, or just Scouts now, I believe it's just Scouts. We'd have weekend getaways.

We'd go to Jamborees, which are like a couple days, and then, you know, you'd get into some shenanigans there. Yeah. But Sabatis was the big trip of the year. And it was summertime. And it was summertime. And you were going to be in the Adirondacks, and you were going to be on the water. You were going to be small boat sand. You were going to be fishing, cooking.

I learned how to make life preservers out of pants and shirts. Is that where you met that weird old man and he made you eat a snake? I think so. Or that could have been a jamboree. But we were definitely in the woods and there was a shack and a weird old guy told us to eat some snake. And we did. Hey, come over here. I got some snake meat for you.

You do the camp sing-alongs at night. But you were just like, at least for me, it was the first. first time you were without parents for a week. Yeah. It's almost like it was lawless. Like there were summer camps. Like we had friends that would go to Camp Tallulay and stuff. But Camp Tallulay was so close to your parents that you didn't feel like it was in Pennville.

My parents were five minutes away. But Sabatist, you were hours from home. I don't know how my mom allowed it. I know. Well, yeah, she wanted me out of the house for a week. Yeah. Out of the house real week. Melfire says,

our local fallas went to camp there. My friends would come over on canoes to see me and my grandma would be so pissed. Melissa, there are boats of young men here for you. That's hilarious. Camp Russell, she would do that. Mel, and I say this,

I say this with respect. There's boats of young men here for you. You would have been just, you would have been the obsession at Sabatis. No, if you would There was always one female, like, counselor. And all of us tried to impress the female. I don't know why.

She was like, at least, she was older, and by the only probably like 17. She was an older camp counselor. And she'd always be like, doing either like the basket weaving stuff or like the boondoggle. And we'd all think that we could impress her. And she'd fall in love with us at Sabatis. I think that's how it is just for like teens on like a lake. Yeah. Because I remember that summertime up at Panther Lake where they were there.

see one female, you're like, yo. Gotta just ride that paddle boat over there. If I ride my paddle boat over in front of her camp, she'll probably think that's like super hot. But I'm not going to seem like too eager, so like she'll see me on my boat, but I'll be like kind of uninterested, but then I'll give her a look.

You see her and her friends going, getting ready, go for a walk, so you're like, probably just go play basketball by the garage. Hell yeah, probably go play with it. So, uh, for those of you who like me grew up going to Sabatis, good news, you can go back soon. properties of this size, ecological value, and strategic importance are increasingly rare,

which is why by saving the Sabatis Scout Reservation, OSI is safeguarding one of the Adirondacks, most significant natural areas and helping ensure that people will continue to enjoy this remarkable place. It's 121 miles north of Utica. It was a long drive. That's a hike. The first time I listened to Green Day's Duky was on cassette. In the back of somebody, I don't know if it was Mr. Bauer's truck, but the back of somebody's truck on the way to Sabatis.

I have that visual memory of finding a cassette. Yeah. It was crazy. What's this? I was like, look, it's punk rock, guys. Check it. And I put it in. It might have been Kenny who actually brought it on the trip.

I don't remember. Those were the days. We do not know the timeline of when things will be back open. So it's currently remaining close to the public, but they'll be opening it. Yeah, they're probably going to do a bunch Two years worth of maintenance on it real quick Yeah, in addition to offering a new place

For eager adventurers to explore Preserving Sabatis will protect a wide variety of wildlife That includes the common loon I don't know if that's a loon What is a loon? Can you do a loon? Isn't it more like a That's a turkey? That's turkey.

That's turkey. I thought it was more like a I can't do anything but more of a But it's not. but I thought it was more of a high-pitched... Like our... Let's go to the YouTube. We got to know what a loon sound like. Stupid Canadian Wolfberry?

What does that mean, Katie? You don't like the loon? There it is. On many an occasion, I've been camping in the animal. I don't want to hear you talk, Greg. Yep. It's exactly the noises we were doing. All right, that sounds exactly like us.

We were very obviously doing those noises. That's exactly. like us. Open Space Institute will be providing future opportunities for New Yorkers and visitors to paddle Lowe's Lake, Lowe's Lake, hike historic trails and enjoy nature and environmentally significant areas. It's beautiful up there. That's cool.

I always love my time and sabbatist. Hopefully you do too. It's about time that young out of their league boys get to kiss a girl for the first time at a summer camp. What a fantasy that would be. All right. What a fantasy. And there was a trail that, like, that, like, because when you want to impress a girl,

you don't know how to impress a girl when you're 14 or whatever. Yep. So she would be doing her basket weaving class. Nice. In one of these, like, things. And we would, like, run past really fast on the trail. I don't know what we thought that was going to achieve. And then we'd run back really fast in the trip.

And I don't know. In our minds, we were like, she's going to say how fast we run. And probably want to let us touch her over the bra. Where did all this wind start coming from? Why don't you reverse? I go out there. Those boys out there are running mighty quack. Wow, I think I'm in love with the scrawny 14-year-old

sprinting past my basket weaving. And that's how Josh met his wife. No. I don't hate a good BK chicken sandwich. Good morning. This is K. Rock. I'm a sleeper sandwich. Because they're not doing it. it like the other places do it.

It's like an oval patty. That weird long bun. Long bun with the oval patty. I think that people not in the amazing chicken sandwiches that we have now tend to forget that that OGBK one is still pretty good. And there's two different worlds like we've got to come up with a new name for it. Because a chicken

sandwich, now I think like a Chick-fil-A or a KFC. You can't just say it's not the patty. You can't just say our original chicken sandwich because that's still... Because you can go to McDonald's. and get a McChicken or a chicken sandwich. And those are two different things. Exactly.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of this. Does BK have their version of like the chicken sandwich? Oh, yeah. No, theirs was maybe the best. And then they did that thing where they immediately changed their crispy chicken. I don't remember it was like two or three years ago, I want to say, where they had like the best and then immediately were like, no, we got to redo it. Maybe I want some Burger King today.

Maybe that's what I'm craving. And it sucks because you do have to, like you said, make no. when you order, I've 100% done that. What? It was either McDonald's or BK, where I got home, and it was just the original McChicken or the original chicken patty. Like, if you want the big. A good chicken sandwich.

Yeah, yeah, you're not getting one of those. It's two different really whole meals. Buddy calls it a chicken burger. Chicken burger. I got it because I went to a Burger King that wasn't doing burgers temporarily. Oh, yeah. Remember that seems to... We're out of cow.

Their broiler was down. They're like, you can just do chicken. All right, I'll get the chicken sub done. It's like, how do you make your chicken then? Yeah, what are you doing? Oh, they deep fried. Deep fried, yep. All right.

Delicious. This article has made me laugh and now I want to share it with Cody. Okay. Angel, we'll crack a pack. Oh, my God. We'll crack a pack right after this. Put it over here. We got to crack these packs.

All right. Thank you. Twisted Mayhem Gaming. Moyers Corners. Um, Um, because I say on like half of these things. These are the most white people phrases,

uh, said. According to BuzzFeed, people are voting on the most Caucasian things that we say. Okay. Well, look with the cat dragged in. Oh, boy.

Look what the cat dragged in. That's a definite. Yep. Jeez Louise. I like saying J's Louise. Jeez Louise. Jesus. Louise.

Or I say a J-Zam? Cheezum. Cheese-and-crackers. Cheezing crackers. Because if my mother heard me say Jesus back in the... Oh. Straight up hand. Lord.

To the face. Punch you. Yeah. She would have slapped me with her hand. Just give it up her cut. Yeah. Pow. You can not see Jesus in her house.

You can say a cheese and rice or you can say a cheese. Exactly. Jebus. Oh, my gosh. Uh-huh. You can't just walt. in here. Okay.

Yep. Yep. White people phrases. Oh, for crying out loud. Yeah, these are a little old, old white-legged to use one on pictures. I like a good G's Louise.

Oh, gee. Oh, yeah, tough guy. You in one army. That's from like the 90s and we were 10. But it was also, I think it's from like little rascals almost. You are one army,

Mr. Hey, mister, you in one army? I give you a knuckle sandwich. You're on thin ice, buster. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm on thin ice.

You're a batter. You guys can obviously, uh, some of you're submitting. You're submitting some of your great white people phrases too. Text line says, now we're cooking with gas. Yep.

That is a good one. Now we're cooking with gas. Yep. Also on the text line, whoopsie daisy. Oops. Sorry about that. Hey,

Daisy. Uh-huh. I've had it up to here. Oh, yep, yep. Get a load of this guy. Get a load of this guy. I feel like these are all like from like the 1950s and a guy saying him all he's pulling his pants up as far as he can in a saloon.

Get a load of this guy. Box a car on the text line. I guess there's let anybody in there. That one. That's a classic. Yep, that's a white guy. Yeah. Oh, white guy phrase.

Yep. News flash, buddy. Newsflash. Newsflash. Buddy. Now we're cooking with G-gallie. Mitch is right. Gee-gallie, mister.

Speak of the devil. I'm being to the devil. Living the dream every day, Kelly. Mama Mac, I'm at the end of my rope. Mama Mac, you got to go back and listen to some things your son encountered last night. Uh-oh. Woo-hoo. Just the sound?

Woo-hoo. Text light. Some of you are texting some good ones. Holy son. Smokes. Holy smokes is a good one. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Holy smokes is a good one. That's so Nebraska. Nick in our chat says his wife, Nebraska says, dang, flabbit. That's just, that's Nebraska. That's that old Midwest potty mouth. Mm-hmm. And Mel is right. I think it's because we all grew up with Nick at night, so we just all attached our

vocabulary to the old-timey phrases. Yep. Gee, Willickers. Oh, geez. You're getting on my last nerve. Don't let anybody in here. No, let anybody in here. Look who it is.

Here it comes. Yep. Keep submitting yours. I love them. That's funny. I love them. Twitch.tv slash the show. What are your old time you white people phrases?

Oh, gee Willickers. Seven o'clock. On Twitch. On twitch. TV slash the show. Or just a simple website. The show. com.

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Debrino's Haunted Duby Den. Perfect. Tonight at 7 o'clock, he will go live. He's got to bring the ghost stuff. Yeah, might as well. I didn't even think of that. If he didn't hear his ghost story, go back and listen to the show on demand.

I didn't even think of that. For a bonus Thursday, high strangeness. This dude was hanging with some ghosts last night. Maybe he'll show back up. Tonight for Cocoa Pust, we'll find out. I'll try to be a sleepy boy. Joe's Buds 46, 56, Onondaga Boulevard with all that good, good.

Get yourself in. Cody, I'll show you some stuff tonight. I show you. Another year, another example of me, I guess not watching any television as I'm looking at these Emmy nominations from yesterday. Yeah, and again, ones we don't know. I guess I don't know any shows.

Like, I know Variety Series. Last week tonight with John Oliver, Daily Show, S&L, Jimmy Kim alive and Stephen Colbert. I know variety shows. Okay. Reality shows, I know Rupal's drag race. I know about Love Island because of you guys.

I don't know the traitors. I think my wife watches the traitors. Yeah, everyone in the chat liked that show. Yeah. I bet that one wins. That was the best host. Like reality shows, I know Top Chef. I know Survivor.

I know these. But then I get in all these best actors and actresses. And what do they count as shows? Can like a net show? Netflix thing counts now? I think that was an argument they had a couple years ago where they're like, well, why can't we count for Emmys? And then they're allowed to.

You don't agree with that? I don't know. They're making shows. I don't know. Because when you think about like TV shows, they're on like a time crunch and they got to be like, you know, quick and topical. If you're on Netflix, you can be like, I'll see in three years for season two. I see your point on that.

Okay, maybe that was part of what they debated. I'm like, no, we've got to make. Yeah, you've got to be on TV like normal TV shows. for this network. Yeah. Dawson's Creek was fresh and new every week. Mm-hmm. I think they're just resting on their laurels and Netflix in three years.

We'll see Pacey of Pacey and Joey Kiss. Come on. Come on. Come on. He ain't sitting around for three years waiting for that guys. No. Like best drama series. And if you guys recommend any of these, please tell me.

Because the show on HBO Max, The Pit, like got nominated for everything. And I don't even know what that is. I've seen the commercials for it. Isn't that another hospital show? Is it? I think it's another hospital show with the guy that can only do hospital shows. It is. Yeah.

With the guy that can only do hospital shows. The pit is a- Noah guy or whatever the hell. The daily lives of healthcare professionals in a Pittsburgh hospital. Like, come on. And the emotional toll it takes. Like, that's just the easiest. Hey, we're going to be hospital workers in this.

city. We're going to be ranchers in this city. We're going to be pretend cops in this city. Like, that's just what. Noah Wiley is the star of it. And yes, was he was on the other one. What was it? ER? We did ER. Then we did Gray's Anatomy. Now we're doing like how many hospital shows. Oh my dude. Dude, there's so many hospital shows. And now they just cross over with each other. You got to watch Chicago. Well, it was Chicago med. Oh, you got to know what Chicago's doing for the bed. I'm looking up. Dude, the list is so long. It's unreal.

Gray's Anatomy. General Hospital, House, Scrubs, ER, the hospital, high heels and a scalpel. Like, the list goes on and on. All right. All right. So the Pitt nominated for like everything. Their actors nominated for everything.

A Knight in the, a Knight of the Seven Kingdom's Best Drama Series. Don't know that one. The Gilded Age. Does it say what, like they're on? Yeah, so I tell you, here's the rundown. The Diplomat. Netflix.

Best Drama series. The Gilded Age, HBO Max. A Night of the Seven Kingdoms, HBO Max. Paradise, Hulu. That's the one I saw where they go live in the mountain, right? Yep. Yep. I like that.

The pit, like I said, pluribus, you all said is really good. Apple TV. Slow horses, Apple TV. Your friends and neighbors, Apple TV. Those I don't know any of those. Yeah. No network dramas. Not a single like NBC or ABC on that list.

Yeah, see, that's why it's a little weird. that, like, I don't know, but I guess, you know, TV's TV, you're watching it on TV, so. Best Comedy Series nominees, Abbott Elementary, you like that, right? Yeah, that show's funny. I like that. That's on ABC. That's a funny show. The Bear on Hulu and FX.

Still never seen them say anything funny in that show ever, but. You've tried watching you, right? I've watched a couple seasons. I don't dislike it. I just. Would I like it? I don't know. I don't want, I don't need, I don't want to get.

It's not a comedy, I don't want to get that group of people really mad at me. Oh, like that like you work in a kitchen, so what's the big deal? But just watching some of the, I don't, I just, some, it's a little like, guy, relax. I've never understood that about it. Relax, the group of them. Well, and I don't care if they're mad at me, but like, I've never understood why we're so stressed out in the kitchen.

I don't like that, yelling and shouting and frantic. I don't like frantic. I don't like the frantic running around like chickens with your heads cut off, but you know what you're doing, so everyone better listen to every single goddamn word you say. The kitchens always seem so frantic, and you'll probably all text us mad, it's fine, but does it need to be that frantic out there? So I guess with some of these restaurants, I can see how nuts it gets. Mm-hmm. But that's, I don't know, that's, I understand.

It's just weird to watch how mad. The spaghetti might take 20 minutes instead of 15 minutes. Or if it's not, it's cold. you got to throw the whole thing at the wall, you know, like, that type, that type stuff. Maybe I, food isn't that serious to me, but I guess some people would, yeah, yeah. Hacks, HBO Max, Margo's got money troubles, Apple TV, nobody wants this, Netflix, only murderers in the building, Hulu. I like that. That I've seen, but I thought it was only going to be like a one or two season thing.

They keep going with this. Yeah. Shrinking Apple TV. Nope. People have said a lot of good things about that. and Widows Bay, Apple TV. No, neither are those. Yeah.

I don't know the best limited series, like The Beast and Me, Netflix. Beef, Netflix, I don't know those. Beef. Beef. Best television movies. Okay. Heads of State from Prime,

miss you, love you, HBO Max. People we meet on vacation, Netflix, remarkably bright creatures, Netflix. Nope. Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan, Ghost War Prime. Nope. That's what I was saying.

Every year I learned that I didn't watch. any shows this year, I guess. And I think Beast and Me we watched. We did? Yeah. What was Beast and Me? Wasn't that the one with Claire Daines? Oh, we watched that.

We watched that. I think that's what that was, right? Let me see, Beast in Me. Yep. We liked Beast and Me. That was good. We liked Beast and Me. All right, so we did watch one show.

See, we did it. I'm not going to go through all of them. Like best actors. All on the same things, probably. Well, Sterling K. Brown from Paradise. I did like him in that. I like him as an actor. Okay.

Noah Wiley from the pit. Rufus Sewell from the diplomat. Mark Ruffalo from Task and Gary Oldman from slow horses. All right. I mean, I don't think Mark Ruffalo gets to win anything until everybody kind of forgets that he was a... Was he his comeback?

No, uh, was it incredible Hulk. Oh, he was one of the Hulk's, yeah. Yeah, he was one of the Hulk. Anyways, I, all of these... I gotta watch more TV. You're all suggesting some. Trinking is really good, everyone's saying. It's just too many...

Like, I can't keep up with... the things are on regular TV. And I don't know what I'm watching because everything I'm, nothing I watch is nominated. I think I just like bad shows. No, I don't think they put any wrestling up there. I'm always watching something, but it's never nominated for anything. No. No, it's just, again, it's hard.

Because you have all the stuff on regular TV and then you're like, all right, now watch all these shows on Netflix. It is really hard to consume all this. And Amazon Prime. There's a lot of entertainment to consume. And Apple TV. That's the goal now. We don't watch network TV.

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I don't know if I feel good about this all right Not even but one hot dog Trying to talk about get all good old good old hot dog Like where like in the country or I don't know how how they've decided this. Celebrity Chef, Jose Andreas, am I saying it right? Am I saying that right?

And you better call him Chef, even though he's cooking hot dog. Chef! Thank you, Chef. Thank you, Chef. Celebrity Chef, Jose, was judging a hot dog competition. Oh, okay, just judged. And with the taste test from the New York Times, crowned the Seattle dog, the best regional hot dog in America.

That's the one with cream cheese. Yeah. No, but a green one. Crispy onions and jalapino. That's what it was. That's what it was. I don't know.

I don't know. As someone, not to brag who will be in Seattle here in a couple weeks, at a Seattle Mariners game, maybe I'll try a Seattle dog. But I don't know if I want cream cheese on my hot dog.

No. You don't want all that other stuff either. I really don't. No. Could I get a Seattle dog with no Seattle, please? Guys, get a Seattle dog with no Seattle, please. Guys get American dog with cats up. And I guess I don't understand why this makes it a Seattle dog.

I think it's an all-be-Frank. And then the fix-ins, I think, is what does them. It's on just what looks like a normal hot dog munt, generous amount of cream cheese, grilled onions, jalapenos, Seattle dog. Did it become famous from somewhere? Originating from Seattle's Pioneer Square, known for its unique combo.

I think it's just a matter of like if you, I'm trying to find the list. Like you can do like each state's hot dogs and then like the Chicago dog has got the two, you know, vegetable things on the side. You know what I mean? They all have got their own thing. Like Alabama's got mustard chili and coleslaw. I've seen this discussed pretty heavily on my hot dog subreddit. I'd follow along.

See, you would do the Connecticut one. What is the Connecticut one? There's this deep fried and then it's got a little spicy tangy relish on it. Are you looking up regional dogs? Just state signature hot dogs. Yeah, so give me some more. What else do I like? Let's see.

What's a New York one? What's a New York signature style dog? How's New York's not on this at all? Should be a Hoffman. The New York style dog, a snappy natural casing, B. Frank, top to stop strictly with brown dally mustard. Sourcrow. Some onions.

That sounds about, that sounds about, right. I want to learn more. region of dogs. Could you eat a Jersey one? The Italian hot dog served inside a pizza dough like... That was my nickname in high school, the Italian hot dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go ahead. What was it? It's inside like a pizza dough like bun with fried peppers onions, deep fried potato cubes. I don't know what a deep fried potato cube. Like a hash brown? All right, I don't know what that is.

Yeah, I'd eat that. That one's not bad. I like Carolina style things, but I'm hot dogs. Because the North Carolina one is chili mustard onions and a vinegar-based coleslaw. Get rid of the coal.

Kohl'slaw and onions, but I'd like that. I'd like that. Yep, there's the Ohio. What is the chili? They put that Cincinnati chili on it. And cheese on it. Which is what? Just a meat sauce, right?

Yeah, but it's Cincinnati chili? But depending on like how Cincinnati you get it, they use cinnamon. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what gives it that flavor. I'm not the biggest fan of that. Babe, can we have Cincinnati chili at the wedding?

Babe. What the heck? Babe, I'll get Adam Sandler and Cincinnati chili. Go ahead. Oklahoma's is just. Corn dog. Really? Deepai corn dog.

Can you, by the way, question? That's pretty funny. Is there anywhere that just sells corn dogs not at a fair? Yeah, where? Freezer section. Grocer store. No, but I'm saying like a, like a, like a stand or? Oh.

Does Nikki Doodles have corn dogs just on the menu? Somebody else would have to. Like, if I'm jumping for a corn dog, but I don't want to get a freezer dog. Let's see. And I know, I don't want to call it like a fresh corn dog because I don't know if they are, but. Corn dogs near me. Yeah, corn dogs near me. Look that up.

Sassy Q's down there. Does one? It says it. I don't know these names of these things, and I don't see where it says that they've got a corn dog, so I don't want to just say these names. All right. That place down there technically is Korean corn dogs,

where we've talked about them, the... Oh, yeah. I always forget their name. I like the Korean corn dogs. You might be able to get something there. Oh, here we go, Yelp. Yelp. What does Yelp have?

On top. Corn dogs. Corn dogs near me. And I'm not talking like out of a freezer. I want the ones where they're taking the dog, battering it up, and then frying it. None of these are correct. Does Sonic have corn dogs?

Oh, Oh, yeah, that's where I've seen those. Yeah, you go go as a Sonic. Because none of these, it'll say it, but it doesn't say like they're the top ten corn dogs. Mm-hmm. But then it's not, doesn't mention any corn dogs. Like hides of Liverpool is number two.

I don't think they sell corn dogs. They should Okay, let me look up the hides menu Right, like I'm, I'm gandering They do cheese steaks I can't All right, I can go to their Joe used to work over there

He's probably not in here right now Yeah, I don't, I don't see All right Or maybe I'll go to just Sonic Hoffman, Coney Genelli, Tendies, grill cheese Maz Their ice creams

Pickles, onion rings French fries All right I don't think so Maybe I'll go to Sonic, get a dog They're pretty close. They've got the one. I don't know where I get a corn dog?

Got a couple sonics. Mine to corn dogs. I mean, I've been a lot of different foods today. But that's weird, though, that, yeah, there's not just a like, oh, blah, blah, my corn dogs. Maybe I got to open a corn dog cart. Maybe that's my gimmick. You corny dog.

Yeah, I could have a corny dog cart. Then why not? Because, I mean, you don't got to just have them at fairs, right? You can have them in life. Hey, you want them all the time, I would imagine. I'm not alone in this, right? It's not only a summer. I'm a fair treat.

Because you, you are not on the rag, but every so often will mention corn dogs. So there's got to be more people like you. You also ate that seven foot one. Well,

I like them because it's a food I don't have to touch. Yeah, I'd eat most of my favorite foods come on a stick. Yeah. Dragon City beef on stick. Love that.

On a stick. You wouldn't think that. You wouldn't think that, though. Would beef on a stick, the name. But yeah, that, um, didn't you say you like a kebab? I don't like a kebab.

It's on a stick. I'm going to touch it. Technically, depending on what chicken wings you eat. That's on them, but that's not a natural stick. Kind of like a stick. You just like a natural stick. Yep. I like it.

I try to do that, the lollipop chicken ones. Seriously and that where you're like, yeah, you're going to re- You mutilate it. I can't. It was so gross. To mutilate the chicken like that? No, it was just, when I cooked it, it was just like. Codin candy on a stick.

pile of like chicken goo. Yeah, I don't like that. Like it didn't work out. I did not do it. As much as I love chicken, I don't love the process of making chicken or like I'm cooking it or looking too much. Now that I have to, there's no way to. Can you do, can you make this meat for me? No, I have to. So now it's just like, oh, I'll just get it.

Yeah. Like at least the ground beef, I'm not looking at this. It's not in the shape of a cow. I can remove myself a little bit from the animal, but the chicken, it's like, there It is. Yep. That's dead. It's nature, bud.

Nature. What am I getting a corn dog today? Text sign. Get him a corn dog. Get him a corn dog. Please. We're getting close to corn, bud. That corn comes right up.

It was knee high this past weekend. I saw a couple fields where I know corn is growing. Yeah. It'll be here in a little bit. You're ready to go? Yep. It'll be here in a little bit. It was knee high by the 4th of July.

It looked pretty good. I saw a couple funny videos of farmers. Please, please, please, please, please, running out to there and then putting it up to their knee. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Got them. Nailed it.

Tonight, seven o'clock, don't forget, Cocoa Puffs tonight's going to have a giveaway. Because we're giving away some five-finger death punch tickets. I should be home in time to set that up. I got a thing. I'll wait a minute, and then if not, I'll figure out something silly. I think it'll be all right. I think I'll be able to do it. So that is tonight, seven o'clock.

Tune in, and you're going to win a pair of tickets to five-finger death punch. Stupid eyeball won yesterday. Last night on Whiskey Wednesday. He won. Okay? Really? Eyeball one Never,

Yeah, eyeball one. That's not rigged. I don't know. Exactly. Exactly. So, as we get ready for tonight show, Cody, you got to make sure you tip.

Tip, tip, tip, tip. I'm supposed to give the lady ghost You got to give the ghost lady a tip. I don't know how to have sex with ghosts. I've tried watching that scene from Ghostmasters. Oh, money. Give a little money. Oh.

As the worst and the best states to tip or get tips, the worst tipping? Tippers, tippers, the worst tippers. What state do you think is the worst tippers? Oh, I initially wanted to say like a California, but should I just say that instead of that? I think California. What were you going to say, though? I was going to say maybe Florida because of how like. They're older.

Yeah, and old people like, I don't need to give you. Here's a nickel. No, I think it comes down like the chief. The cheapest people you'll meet are the wealthiest people. Yeah. California's got a lot of wealth in it. So California was the worst tippers. Wow.

Followed by Washington State, followed by Nevada. Really? Nevada's just like the tourists. Well, in that. Not many people live in Nevada. Depending on, well, like, who's asking for a tip? Mm-hmm. Nevada, that's one where you're gambling and you're doing a lot of stuff that you're already kind of paying for.

Yeah. Type deal. I think I've given you enough of the money. That's like how now when you just try to order. any food off of any website, they already have the tip there, even if you're picking it up or whatever. Like,

I don't, I'm not, don't you dare include a tip for somebody. If I'm gonna come get it. Why does it make me feel guilty every time? I don't even care. I place all my orders online. Yeah.

Like do the toast thing or whatever. Yep. And at the very bottom, it's like 20% tip. And I go, for what? Yeah, you didn't do it.

I'm doing it right here. Pay your employees. Yes. I'm giving you $100. Yeah. For food. Yep. give some of that to your employees.

Yeah, you don't need, we've been pitching about it for six years now, since COVID. You don't need restaurant owners. Sorry to hear this. You don't need to make $100 off a $10 bag of chicken wings. You don't even make $1,000 off a $10 bag of chicken wings. And then you've got to act like we're stupid all guys,

chicken shortage. Stuff like that where it's like, don't treat us like we're stupid. I never know what it's like to, I don't want to ever run around. restaurant. I know it's difficult. I know your margins are hard and all that stuff. Yes. But I'm also, if I'm just driving over there to pick up my food, I'm not going to tip.

No. And I feel guilty every time I do it. Or if you don't, if you pay with a carb and you get there and then it pops up on the screen, leave a tip. I know. I'm not cooked it. Are you not paying them enough money? I don't know. I'm giving you a dip. The worst tippers, California, Washington, Nevada. The best? And I have a theory for why it comes out of my other theory of wealth.

The best tippers are Delaware, West Virginia, and New Hampshire. Delaware could be you got Washington people over there. But they're rich and annoying as hell too. But that kind of disputes my thing. But my other point is rich people are always the cheapest. And broke people are usually the most generous. Yeah.

And I think West Virginia probably is pretty broke and they know what it's like to be broke. So if they can tip well. They appreciate the service. Yeah. Yep. Anyways, Cody and I accept tips in the form of bits on our. our Twitch stream. Oh, yeah.

Well, there. Biddy tips, tip, tiddies. We are providing a service. We are providing a very important service, and tips are welcome. I'm just going to swing the screen around here real quick. A couple of questions for you to answer. Oh, man.

Uh-huh. Yep. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Here is your schedule of events, campers. All right. Perrots.

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