The Show - SLOPPY & LUMPY

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

Getting ready to lock in on some NCAA tournament as one potential Syracuse coach has said “no, thanks.” Happy Sloppy Joe Day to those who celebrate. You going open face or closed? A fart sensor Josh would probably break & so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Damn bad. You got diaries. Call it in. Oh, I got diarrhea.

You got diarrhea. Can't come in, call it in. Call it in. No, I don't. I'm okay. No, you're here. You've got to work, but. Don't have diarrhea.

I mean, even if you got diarrhea, you got to sit in here with me. But then I can go diarrhea as one I want. I just use the ladies room. Yeah, do whatever you want, man. Hello, everybody. Yeah, we, I got at least probably eight to ten inches in my house overnight. Eighth a ten inches. It was up to my shins this morning as I was digging out the vehicles.

I did not get that. I just got a little bit. You just got a little bit. Oh, la, a lot. Sucks. That was not great. Nothing for me this time. But I knew we weren't done.

I knew we weren't done. I had that one more, but. Oh, well. What are I going to do? We gotta be here. Happy Wednesday, everybody. It is a whiskey Wednesday. Twitch.

TV slash K-Rock C&Y. It's a good thing that we didn't get a ton down here. This is the time when cars just park wherever they want, so there's nowhere for, like, clouds to do their things and such. Yeah. Snowfighters, we appreciate you. Thank you for all you're doing out there. Appreciate.

Because other than Goldman's car, all those cars have been there in the market market for a minute. Have they really? And it's like, we got lucky, I guess. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And the Rawls, Rawls, Rod's got salt. Rawls'all cast. Does anybody here with us? Are we checking in anything?

Are we having Internet issues? No. Are we? I don't know. I didn't think so. Donkey has to immediately try to fix anything that's going on on his screen. He said, you froze already? Oh, just to throw off the...

I don't know. Working for everybody. All right, good. Everybody says we're good. It's always just Donkey who has something to say about it in our trash. Because he's down in a concrete bunker. So when the internet lags, because he's looking at old Playboys. 315-364-101.

Yeah, Jennifer says Anandagia Hill was spared with the snow this time around. Yeah. It must have been a lake effect thing because we got real good. We got real good snow up by me. Oh, and down here looks okay anyway. Whiskey Wednesday. Who are you flipping off? That whole thing there.

Today, 32, tonight, 26 tomorrow. It says Saturday's going to be 53 and partly cloudy. It'll be nice. Yeah, you'll be inside watching basketball games anyway. Tomorrow too. I don't care. Oh. Yeah, you said it's, you said it's,

We're, we're, it's about to be locked down, right? It could be an earthquake. I don't care. I'll give a frick. I'll freaking watch a whole day. I don't get a frick. What time to game start tomorrow? A little afternoon.

Aren't there like play-ins today? Uh, it starts. Yeah, like the, there might have been last night even, but yeah, it's the, the playing games. Tomorrow at noon it starts? Yep. Uh, yep. And then what is it like for you?

Like, are you going to get like a meal? I mean, it's a cocopas day. Oh, the first one was last night. Yeah. I missed the Texas one at the, uh, the, buzzer almost. Congratulations, Texas. Sorry, yeah.

Go ahead. What does that look like for you? Do you get like a meal? Do you make a meal? I'll figure it out because usually I get too excited. So I'll have snacks. I can't just eat. Do you decorate?

I know you like to decorate. No, not for this because there's so much. And then when it comes down to it, honestly, like the national championship game is great. Yeah, but like this is way better. These four days. You like all these days. These next four days and then next week's four days

are the eight best. days ever. Yeah, the final four and stuff like that. Sure, sure. Great. And the lead eight. But man. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, it's so good. I'm excited for you. I'm excited for all you guys that like sports, because I know how exciting this is for you.

You're slowly getting into some stuff. I'm going to watch Sienna. Upset Duke tomorrow. And that'll, he keeps trying to. It's only a 30 point spread, but okay. It's like 26, 5 or something. That's awful. Like, you can't bet on your teams, but please try to do that guys if you can.

I'm feeling G-Mack. I'm feeling. But, no, I think that will help get you into it. Yeah. Because you'll start watching a little, and all as it takes, man, it's like a little, like a little like,

blink, one little good ending or something. And then it's like, that was pretty cool. Yeah. And what's neat about it is that it's so nonstop. It ramps up. Like it starts, there's one game.

Yeah. And then like 45 minutes later, another game starts. That I like. I like that. And then half an hour another game starts. And then you're off to the races. Then it's at any point in,

time, there could be seven or eight games on, six games, five games, anything. You've probably never experienced this, but it's similar to like when your kids playing in a basketball tournament, but a big one. Like there's certain tournaments you go to and there's like four games happening on the floor. I've been in them. So you're like in the stands and you're watching your kids game. But when they're in timeout, you can just kind of turn your head and watch another game. Yeah.

And then maybe we're there in between quarters, you're watching that game down there. I like, I like watching the underdogs. I like the silliness of it. Always used to confuse me as a kid because there were 80 whistles. Yeah, I don't know how people even know what whistle is their whistle in those things. You just got to try to keep playing until somebody is like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, that always stresses me out because I don't know whose whistle that was. It used to be very confusing for that.

And soccer, I remember, because we do that over at St. Mary's there right behind the field. Yeah, Liverpool would do that too. Well, that's exciting. A big day for everybody. That would be excited. I can't believe I wasn't paying attention to last night's game. What an idiot for me. I thought you don't only care about the play.

games, though. You like any game. Yeah, I like them because they matter. So that means Texas goes on. They'll be in the tournament and they weren't going to get in anyway. But I was watching the World Baseball Classic. Oh, yeah, Venezuela won that? Venezuela. Who did they beat? USA. They did?

Oh, Jesus. There's going to be some angry, true social posts today. I got to do. Not really. I'm President of Bow. It's a win-win for me. I'm President of Bo. As long as we're talking hoops though, this Brian Hodgson guy said he's not. What do you say? He just kind of used it to...

I think him and his agent maybe, which you should do, used a lot of the social media and the news cycle to ramp up what he could get as a deal from all the places. I respect that then. Which is fine, but... He's probably like, yeah, Syracuse been talking to me. I don't know. What do you think about that? And he said, nope. So would South Florida to Syracuse be like a lateral move? As of right now.

Yeah, because Syracuse isn't that big of a program. I just has it right now, I don't even know if it's lateral because they're in the tournament. South Florida is... Step down! Doing Louisville. Step down! So, I mean... Good room to get in that bag.

Whatever. We'll see. If he had to mess with our emotions to do it, that's fine. Right? So, I mean, he's out, but there's others and then it can just... I don't know. I don't... I've been saying all along, there needs to be one more before GMAC.

Yeah. Let there be a Dino Babers in the mix. That you think, like... That's going to be it. Okay, okay. This isn't it? He'll do good. Then G. Mack can come in and he can be the long coach.

Like the... Yep, give him a couple of years. Let him have a little more success set, Sienna. Mm-hmm. But no, I mean, Google Mick Cronin. Who's that? That's my coach, UCLA. Is he in the conversation?

No, no, he's good, but he's just... He's brash, I guess, if you will, or annoying. This may be better. Okay, sure, yeah. Where he's real quick to yell at a report. Porter or be real cranky or that type stuff. So, I mean, you get what you get. And that's it.

I mean, you're right there. Chancellor and head coach, Adam Weissman. Oh, I thought you. I thought you were pointing yourself. Well, I'm looking. Combo? Yeah. Combo, you guys work together?

All the comments say that he's going to save the program, so let's just get him in there. Let's get him on the sidelines. Get us all saved. No, I'll coach a hoops team. I mean, it would be funny because I think it isn't why someone like my size, so it'll be something like me standing against a bunch of... All right, guys, here's what you got to do, damn it.

Get out there, boys. He is very tiny. Anyways, 315, 364, 101 K-Rock text signs. So who's still in the convo besides Jerry? Anybody in any names that you know? A couple randos that, I mean, I don't know them. I just know all of them. And then there's the weird, like, Bobby Hurley.

from, I think it was it, Buffalo one of it and they got fired. I don't remember maybe not Buffalo, but he got fired, so his name's tossed around. Weirdly, I hope not, but I keep seeing Bob Huggins name. Who's that? What does he do? He was friends with Jim and

was it like West Virginia and did a lot of weird, like, I don't, I can't remember how many, but several alcohol-related infractions out in the wild. We don't need that drama then. So, yeah, and there's some rough talk for him.

All right. Or from him. So, I mean, I don't know if that's a viable one either, but that's thrown out there in the social media is because who knows? You never know. You never know. I have no idea. Well, we're deep in the college basketball season right now, guys.

Get your snacks. Get settled in for tomorrow, man. Everything all good. I will be live on our Twitch channel tonight at 7 o'clock. What do you even do? I drink whiskey on that show. But like, I mean, it's still tight. St. Patrick's Day, we.

Yeah, I could do another Irish whiskey. I don't know. I, you know, usually assume after that it kicks off spring. Well, I got a lie like that to my face. Do it make it funny hot, do a Christmas whiskey. What's a Christmas whiskey? I just put my two Christmas whiskeys in storage. Oh, you do that stuff too?

I just, I don't need them on my shelf because I'm not going to drink a gingerbread or probably a candy can. right now. Yep. And I won't be in the mood for it until Christmas time, so I just put them in the pantry. Yep. I'll drink those when it gets to the holidays. I like seasonal stuff.

Yeah, I'm not in the mood for that kind of taste right now. We'll see what I get. I'll hold over to Lickwana Moonshine and get some good, good. Yeah, I'm trying to think there really isn't anything you could do a summertime of, like, gingerbread or peppermint. No, I'm not in that mood right now. I'll find something. They got plenty of stuff over there.

Oh, yeah. Before Whiskey Wednesday, though, I got to make a big decision. It's the hardest day of the year for me. It's where I got to go pick out glasses. Now, you don't have the experience this. Oh, oh, because you don't get your glasses. I got them. I went to Dr. Joe yesterday.

Got my tests. Yep. I could change my prescription a little bit, Cody. To what? Like, what do you mean? I don't know. My left eye, he said I could change it, but he said sometimes when you change your prescription,

your eyes, like, struggle to adjust. So for your left eye, he's saying, yeah, but don't go chasing waterfalls. Don't go chasing waterfalls. Dick to the... And every year, it comes down to... And this is very vain of me, I know that. But do I want to change my glasses, look?

For the last several years, I've worn these Oakley glasses, the Oakley AirDrop. And for the last, like, two or three years, I go to the lady, I go, can I just get these again? Yeah. And I just get these again. Well... But then I'm also like, am I ready to change a look? Am I ready to get something different? Do a Cody and walk around for 45 minutes.

Oh, yeah. Tell them. Dude, I can't imagine your... Decision Perel says when it comes of glasses. I told the one I was there, I was like, listen, I'm going to be a minute. I will come back to you. Like, don't even worry about it. Yes, I'm good, but I said, I'm going to take forever to do this.

And the lady was like, you're fine. You're not the only one. Because I got to go back because I never paid attention how much I hate that. Oh, the behind the ear thing. The call the Costanza. Yeah, that's why the Oakley Air drops, they're just straight. Just like that, that's what you want. So I've been my favorite glasses so far.

Yep. So far they're pretty good. Well, and then here's the deal. Happy with them. We always support your new glasses because we all like, you have the clear ones that are cool. I tried that one year. You always end up being like, no, I hate it. And go back to your, I don't.

You always think we don't like your new glasses where we like all your new glasses. And I always go back to the Oakley Air Drops. Exactly. So I don't know what I'll do today. So Dr. Joe, you can only go two at a time, and there's four of us. So two went yesterday, the other two go today. Gotcha. The oldest to me went yesterday, got our exams.

We both get to pick out new glasses. Yep. But we both had the benefit of a 24-hour weight period now. Where I can, like, we looked at some yesterday, and I got some ideas, and I put them in the tray. Yep. But I had to sleep on it and go back today and see if it's time to leave the Oakley Air drops or get something new, you know? Do you have, like, a deal where, like, can you get, like, pay, like, another, like, 30 box and get two?

No, well, the insurance covers $150. So anything above $150, I got to pay for. I mean, you could get... Sometimes I can do that. Sometimes my move will be like... You're in the secret couple. If I find a pair that's covered by insurance, I'll take the old pair and say,

can we make these into sunglasses with my new prescription? Because I have to wear prescription sunglasses. Fancy, son of a bitch. I have to in the summertime. I can't see anything. His dainty eyes needs fancy summertime glasses. And listen, I know that the world. world's on fire and we're talking about me choosing glasses, but I am.

It's a big decision today. It's something you have to stick with for a year. Do you do that Warby Parker thing where you can go on and look at the different glasses they have and then screenshot them and then you can bring them over there and be like, do you have something similar? You can. Although I don't know how that would work with insurance, but you can do that. I can go elsewhere.

Dr. Joe will give you your prescription to go buy whatever you want. No, I'm saying like screenshot that once you find a pair that you like and then go back into Dr. Joan, go look at these. You have something like this? Something like this. And even I get your decision paralysis because there's so many glasses. And they all look so similar. Yeah.

And you're like, and then you start to talk yourself into like, maybe I want to look edgier this year. Maybe this year I'm with New Year, New Me. And I don't know if they still do this, but when I got these glasses, it was still COVID time. So I felt bad, but the lady was like, don't even. even worry about it, but I had to put everyone I tried on into a bucket. To get sanitized? I tried not to, but I had like 20. That's fine. That's fine.

You are not alone of that. There's a lot of people that go through that many glasses. So, you know, but I mean, can you bring them back? No, you can just kind of wear them there. It's like a stupid baby once you have it. That's it. Well, that's their show models. Katie has to have contacts and to try glasses on her.

She can't see herself. I had to get close to the mirror so I can see my zone. No, I mean, like, you just got those yesterday. Yeah. Those are different looking. Yeah, we don't like them, Josh. Can you go be like, they don't like them? No, because they've already put your lenses in them and, like, they do heat or whatever.

I don't know. Gotcha, because they do all the adjusting or they get real close to your face. It's a big decision to make today. What I'll end up happening is I'll just order these same glasses again like I do every year. I think you should get something like that and then find what handbone does and get some fun ones. Get some cool ones because you can tell you want to dabble in some different. I want to. I want to be fun and look youthful and hip with some silly glasses.

Yeah, but this is the place to do it though. Because no one judges here. We all wear what we want. I know. Do what we want for. I wear a ladies fuzzy Vera Wang house coat from colds. That's fine. That's what I mean.

That's what I'm saying. We don't wear whatever we want to wear. As androgynous as we need to be, I'll wear. But it's just I have a face. It's very hard to find glass. I do have a face. It's very hard to find glasses because it's round. And I got big fat cheeks.

Charlie Brown hair right here, bro. I got you. So I dabble on those styles. This style. If I stray too far from this style, I'm a sex offender. I look. Children run from me. No, I know what you're saying because I tried on a couple of those cool.

I wanted to wear those like, 80s dad You know what I mean? Like the Dombers, the Jeffrey Dombers? The bigger weird ones And I was like, no, I can't pull these off And then obviously I was like, ooh, I'm gonna put on round rooms like Oasis

And that looked dumb on me. So I get that, yep. If I stray too far from this style Any neighborhood I walk into I have to go and knock on the door to notify them that I'm in there. It's very, it's very, who was the character in GTA, 5?

Lester? Was it Lester? I look very much like Lester. Oh, I'm just picturing the, that awesome show those on Netflix. What about the serial killers where the guy is sitting? I forget what character he played, but he's talking to the detective. There are many more like me out there, detective. Oh, yes. I'm a lot like that. Yeah. You're that guy. Yeah. So do you see the decision that has to happen today?

Yes. The decision? I'm stressed about it. LeBron to Miami. There's got nothing on. It's nothing compared to this. This decision. Compared to Josh's annual glasses selection.

Yep. Okay? Yep. I'm going to end up just buying the same left. Yeah, it is. Absolutely is. Stay away. Everybody's gross.

I've been washing the hands and sanitizing, cleaning, man. Yeah, I honestly, no joke. I was like, when I had to go to the story the other day, I went, I'm going to put a mask on. I want to catch out of these people are going to get. Dude, there's some bug going around that. everybody's getting. People are sick with their throats. Michael says his throat's killing him right now in our chat. I keep waking

up with, I got to find, of course, our office mom here, Tammy's out. I got to have a mom check my sides until I can go get to my mom to see if the tonsils and adenoids. Yeah, those are swollen. Yeah, do not go near Fuzz. You stay away from

our lovely Fuzz. Can't get sick right now. I'll punch you right in the face. If you go near Fuzz, I'll punch you. I'll punch you. No shame in masking up. if you don't want to catch this bug, man. I hope the more, I hope the people who are sick are putting on a mask. Just those are my, no, no.

Those are just my two, I hate stomach stuff, throat throat things. That's my least favorite. Mm-hmm. By far, my least favorite thing is when you're, when it burns and all that. When you can't even so much as do that, no, I know, that is my least favorite followed by a stomach bug. So it's like, no, oh, I don't want those.

Clean your hands, stay healthy. Oh, gross. Yep. Everybody's barfing out there. If you're going to spew. If you're going to spew. That guy was here. We saw him.

Who was? Ever think how yesterday looked like? Oh, he looked as like a man. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Well, this poor cat had to undergo surgery for eating 26 hair ties. Why would a cat eat hair ties? Because animals are stupid.

But 26? They're delicious. Six-year-old cat named Midneman. required emergency surgery after swallowing 26 hair ties. Don't cats like that? Like, because they're chewing in Florida and rubber bands and stuff. Oh, maybe. Don't cats do that?

Isn't that a... I don't know. The rescue posted, ever wonder where your hair ties disappear to? Sometimes they end up in places you would never imagine, like your pet's stomach. Oh, man. The organization emphasized that small household items, including hair ties, rubber bands, and strings can become life-threatening for pets. but why are they eating them? And where...

Stop says because they like to chew on that stuff. And where is that pile? Probably just like where you stole them in the bathroom or whatever? 26? Yeah. I think you're thinking probably big hair ties. Like my wife has like little mini rubber band ones. That's what I'm thinking like the black these things.

Yeah. They're just in a bag or a pile. Oh my. Midnight has successfully recovered from the procedure. Get a whole twisted up in your intestines, man. Your insides. Yeah, man. So that obviously

I mean for this For the surgery to prep The surgery You must shave that pussy before you cut it open Of course you have to You have to Just to prep Mother of cats in chat says

Hair ties, Q tips, all the things They just chew on it man That's wild Just chew on it Wow I don't know what our cat's eating upstairs But she's in something Hopefully it's not

She's not in anything I don't know she does She doesn't want to be Our cat does not want to be in our house Just KFC. I've tried to feed a KFC to get her. If you don't know, guys, we adopted a cat from, I believe, the C&Y Cat Coalition, like two years ago now. A feral barn cat, right?

Yeah, it was a feral barn cat that's mad that we took it out of the streets. Yeah, it definitely wants to be. It wants to be out in them streets. In a barn somewhere. It hates living with us. Eating mice. It doesn't want to be in a house. It wants to be out in them streets.

Oh, well. Sorry. Only associates with our oldest will not come anywhere near anybody else. Does it just like, does it stay in the basement or at least just go upstairs or does it just stay? No, litter boxes are in the basement. Yeah. So it's got to go down there to do his business. Yeah, to do his business.

But otherwise it stays in our oldest bedroom. If the oldest comes out of the bedroom, this cat just sits at the top of the stairs looking down. Like waiting and I go, puss. The cat's like, F you, dude. Get out of here. Does it take off when you do that too? Mostly, yeah. Sometimes it'll come a little bit down the stairs and I can pet it through the stairs.

And then it turns around and comes back. Wow. And then because Freddie has to be Freddie, he'll just chase it sometimes, so that's half the reason. Oh, yeah, he definitely wants to play with that cat. Yeah. And the cat is just, it hates us. It does not want to play with Freddy.

It wants to be in a barn. Living the life it was living. It doesn't know why you took him out of the barn. God forbid you give it a great life. Sorry, can't be eating mice and freezing in the winter. Sorry. Wants to be out in them streets, bud. By the way, if you are, um,

In our Discord, Derby has put together a little show fam bracket challenge. Oh, if you guys want to play along, you set up a bracket. Nice, nice. In our Twitch chat, just do command Discord for that link. You jump in our Discord and you can join Derby's League, kind of the unofficial show fam bracket challenge. Maybe I'll fill one out in there. Are you doing a work one? You're going to do the $5 work one?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, do you do a big money one somewhere? No, that's really about it. Yeah. I mean, there's a couple here or there, but now that's, you know, I mean, that's about the extent of it. I'll do, you know, the gambling on all the sites and stuff just because that's all fun. Brackett's got to be done by tonight, right? Tomorrow at noon.

Tomorrow by noon? Yes, you do. I mean, don't wait until 1155, because then you'll be scrambled. You got any plans for National Sloppy Joe Day today, bud? Oh, and all you kids like, I'm Sloppy! Lady is scaring us! Do you like Sloppy Joe's? Yeah. Big sloppy Joe.

No peppers and onions in them, though, or peppers? I mean, if it's in that, that can of, sure. Whatever. Sure. Then whatever's in that can is fine, but don't be like, don't be like chopping them up and adding it. Just let me have it. You don't want extra peppers.

No, no, no, but whatever's in those cans. Oh, yeah. Well, let's let's a lot. An online poll. An online poll asked, do you prefer your sloppy Joe open or closed? So either bun on it or bun open. What do you do? Well, like, well, the sandwiches, you, you make it like a sandwich?

Yeah, because then you close it. Oh, my God. What do you do? I just slop it on and I eat it with a fork. But then do you do with the top bun? That also has, I open up the bun. Do you make two sloppy Joe sandwiches? Or, I mean, it's like toast almost.

It's like an overloaded burger, basically. It's an overloaded bun. Oh. Okay. Well, yeah, that's true. Yeah, you don't eat with your hands. People are eating sloppy Joe's with their hands? Yeah, you, it's too sloppy.

You put it and then you close it. pick it up. Well, that's the fun part. The stuff that falls out is for extra for your tater tots. That's for your tots. Why is everybody saying that's weird? Yeah. You're a madman. That's how I've always eaten a sloppy Joe on a plate. I can understand if you were like, oh, you know, just every once in a while, like, you know what? Time for an open face sloppy Joe sandwich. And you put both sides of the bun down. And you're just like, boom, boom, boom. And then you're a knife and fork in it. But usually, Mm-hmm.

What this? Textline says in my. house we have class. We eat the disheveled Joseph. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Not the sloppy Joe. The disheveled Joseph. What you're saying to me is actually blowing my mind. I didn't know people ate clothes sloppy joes. I in my entire life have either eaten it on a plate with bread or a bun beneath just a pile of slop. And I eat it with a fork. No. So like... You're the runoff is for forking. What you're saying to me is like I want a hot turkey sandwich and I'm going to pick it up and eat it. That's what it sounds like to me.

Well, not if I'm, I mean, that's there's different styles. If I want an open-faced like diner turkey sandwich like that, then yes. But it seems like you are 100% open-faced sloppy joes. Whereas with the turkey sandwiches, you know, that's like a back and forth type thing.

A lot of people chiming in on this. Let me see what people are saying in our chat. Joe puts a slice of cheese in there. It's a game changer. Good tip. Good tip, Joe. Yeah, you like the full mind. I like the way you think.

Josh, he's like a communist. Kimmy does it how I do it. Sister asks, how do you eat a Philly cheesecake? I eat that with my hands. A Philly cheesecake. I keep the wrapper around it, so I'm not touching the bread.

And then I eat it. And I put it up. And I don't know a little like deep throat it. And then at the very end, I risk it and I touch that little last piece of bread. And that's what I touch. and hopefully there's no disease on my fingers.

Oh, there's all the disease on his fingers. Yeah, see, K-Man says Sloppy Joe on Texas toast with cheese. Okay. I like it on, I like to butter a roll, like a potato roll, or bread. We used to just do it on white bread. Yeah. You butter it, open-faced Sloppy Joe all day long. No, see, I like a little bun.

I'm more shocked to learn that people are out there picking up Sloppy Joes. Because then the excess sloppy, you get the, like, a sloppy tater tot. that's what that's for. So for your side? Is tater tots. I'm not having sloppy joes if I don't have tater tots. I won't make them. I'm fascinated by how you all have got very specific sloppy Joe quirks.

I will not. I will refuse. What do I eat as a side with a sloppy? The only answer is tots. The only answer, I guess, is tots. Their only answer is tater tachs. See, Luz says that they do their sloppy Joe with a knife and a fork. Yeah, I mean, every once in a while I can see it because it's, it's a lot.

That's the whole point of it. Sloppy. The origin of a Sloppy Joe is not 100% clear. One claims it started in Havana, Cuba. Ah, Cuba! Vibena, Cuba! Statehood, baby, we're coming for you, Cuba. Hang tight, air next.

When a bartender named Jose Sloppy Joe Otero. May, imagine if that's your nickname. They was named that for me. I am Sloppy Joe. Come on a first base Jose Salapidio Taro That's either a good nickname

or a terrible nickname I mean look what it I love it Look what it kind of ran off into Is this? They say he created it As a simple sandwich version Of a local dish

Called Di Ropa Viella Which features shredded beef Tomato sauce and spices I eat that Yeah, okay It became increasingly popular in the 60s when Hunt introduced the

Man Witch. Damn right. Which made Sloppy Joe's more convenient to make. You are damn right. That's a manwitch sandwich. Isn't kind of the thing that Roseanne made, isn't that there? But without the sauce? I've wanted to try those, but this comes up once a

year on this show. Is those Langford lunch or whatever? Those open face loose meat sandwiches? It's a loose meat sandwich. Is that just ground hamburger and a loose meat? Right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The poll found that I guess I'm in the minority. 84% of people close their sandwiches.

Because again, your thing is a... Open face. Every once in a while, like, I'm going to town tonight. Yeah, yeah. You know, like that, as opposed to just a slapageos the image. I know, I just couldn't imagine picking up a sloppy dough sandwich, but we've discussed it enough, I guess. You guys can enjoy yours clothes.

I'll open mine up. I haven't had a sloppy Joe in a minute. There you go, bud. That's what's for dinner then. Well, I mean... What do you do? Get the can of manwitch? make your own?

How do you make your own? Probably just like a tomato sauce or something. I don't know. No, I always assumed there was something special in there, so I just grabbed a can of whatever. What about this? What about this? I don't know what the he's looking at me.

Get rid of bread all together. Sloppy Joe, Frito scoops. Well, that actually sounds pretty good. Like a chili almost. Text-line says I eat it in a bowl with no bread. That's what I got. That's what I'm thinking. A little dab of sour cream.

Oh, that sounds really good. I still want the top. Oh, okay. Still want me to tarts, though. It sounds like sloppy joes are just a conduit for you to get tater tots. Well, I mean that. The last time I did it was, I was trying to think the last time I had sloppy joes. It was not last summer.

It had been the summer before because I did the bread thing. What was the bread thing? Or a hollow out of loaf of bread. And you put sloppy Joe in there? And I put sloppy Joe in it. Joe with a great idea. Sloppy Joe casidia, sloppy Joe egg roll. That might be too sloppy.

Might be too sloppy. What about a taco meat egg roll? Have you tried that? Taco egg rolls? No, I have not yet done a cheeseburger or taco. I've only done cheese steak and chicken. I'm with everybody on the chat saying loaded tots. You just pour it over tots.

Bowl of tots, sloppy Joe on it with some cheese, too much. You don't like that? I mean, I don't. Maybe. Maybe. Too much mixed up. That's not too bad. That's not too bad because I like some loaded things.

Yeah, sister, now I want some good old crispy tots from the Wildcat. Now I'm thinking tots. That was actually Josh's new game in high school. Wildcat Krispots? Just the old crispy tot. Hey, Krispy Tot! Get over here, give me your lunch money. That Krispy Tot over there!

To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you.

The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. I think if the challenge was over the course of this hour, how many hot dogs could you eat, I would win. That's not, I don't think that's what the crunch is what they're doing. But no, I think if you had, just get 10 minutes, the Duncan thing is gross as ball sauce. I would say nobody.

So we're going to eliminate that just for my own sake in my own contest in my head. Yeah, I think you'd be a viable contestant in a hot dog eating contest, 10 minutes. I think I'd be a viable contestant in any food eating contest that was quantity over time. Oh, yeah. Oh, I left my ass off at those memes you see of the, that big tray of McDonald's where it's like 50 things. But it's not a reasonable, but a reasonable amount. And they're like, you got one hour, a million dollars. Who are you picking?

And I'm like, I can hear and tea, Josh eats that. Yeah, I could eat all that. For a million dollars? I can eat an inhumane amount of food. But I just don't want to do it fast. Because then I... But you could, if need be. Need be.

Again, I always go back in my head to two moments. The bagelicious double sandwich morning. Where between Baybury Plaza and the John Glenn Boulevard. Yep, you ate on ramp. I ate two full bagel sandwiches, yeah. Four halves of a sandwich he ate, two full sandwiches. Shout out bagelicious. Then the time I, the very first time, I tried to keep up with you bite for bite

when I got the miniature Burger King. You got the little baby. You got my son of Baconator and I got the whole Baconator. I got the son of Baconator. You got like the Baconator Big King and I tried to go bite for bite and it did not go well. Anybody in my life will tell you, I've always eaten. large amounts of food and I don't know why. I don't know why.

You're what to eat? I should be way fatter than I am too. You're to eat. It got lots of places to go because you're taller. And my mother-in-law knows that. So even like when dinner's done at her house, she's like, Josh, go ahead and get another plate. Go get a little something else.

Come on, Josh. You'll get a little something else. You know what anymore? I've already eaten three full plates. But is her pie? Like on Sunday, it was my father-in-law's birthday, so we had Moes cater it. Like you just, you have Moes bringing it. it to your house. That's a good idea. And I did what? I started with two, two like soft chicken

tacos. Okay. Then I went back and I made a tray of nachos with meat on it. That's, that's a good idea. You can just do that? You can get everything. Oh. They give you the chips. My wife ordered the chips, the season beef, chicken, rice, cheese, and it just comes in like containers, yeah. And you just put it out, you scoop. And it's like my dream. So my third round was just a rice bowl. So I did rice with some cheese. I ate all that. Like a full, like a bowl, like chicken. Yeah.

That's a good. But the problem is my timing. Because by the time I'm finishing my third bowl, my family's finishing their first. So that's what I. So they're like, Josh, go back for more. That's what I was just going to say is that while you have done all of that, others are maybe finishing their second. Because they're talking and stuff.

They're chatting. Yes. I'm not talking. I'm here for business. And then you're done. Mm-hmm. We go? Are we going?

Is it? Dude, can we get out of here? Are we done yet? Just sitting around talking after a meal? Get me out of here. No, any, restaurants, that I can't do. Other places, I'm fine.

Homes and such. And then I don't care. But no, restaurants, that's also my pet peeve. You're right there with me. I can't. I don't know. There's something about it. I just, I want to get home and take my bra off.

Well, just I don't know what there. I just feel uncomfortable. Once we're all done sitting there. I can't. I get all anxious. We don't come from those families. Our families want to sit around and talk. Oh, my mom's the worst.

Yep. Let's sit around and chat about it for a while. Although I do see dabbles of your mom come out. Whenever somebody comes in the studio, I see Deb come out of you because you're like, all right, okay, well, we'll see you. Uh-huh. All right, see you next time.

It's like that long goodbye starts to happen. Okay, I love you. Okay, bye, love you. Let me get a hug. Oh, I got a big fat belly. Full of food. I want to get home. Take my bra off. Watch some TV. Take an ice cream.

Yes. Well, as long as we're talking about my weird predicaments, this is one I could not do, as humans are alleged to need four hugs a day. Okay. A viral post is being shared that says Virginia Seteer thinks we need four hugs a day for survival. Eight hugs would be ideal. Oh, my God. Juna!

Hug me, Bob. See, I'll see. That's why. When I hug Elsa, that's because I need hugs. Are you giving hugs to Elsa? I try sometimes and it's hilarious that she wants so bad for me to not be touching her. Yeah. So she tries to do the pull away.

I'm on Elsa's side on this one. I go, no, let me love you. I rescued you. You are going to be put to death. Love me! Don't touch me. I don't want, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. I do like that, though, when people hug you, because it is funny to watch you be uncomfortable. I like it. I like it. I don't get offered many hugs, thankfully. People don't like me that much. But I get a little hug.

Some research suggests that people who get hugged more handle stress better. Maybe that's my problem. Hugs release oxytocin, which is often called the love hormone, helps you feel safe and supported. I'm a huger. I like to hug. Are you a huger? Yeah, I like to hug.

I hug. I'll give, like, if I haven't seen a friend in a long time, I'll give a butt hug. give a dude hug to him. Yeah, I'll do hugs. I'll hug all the time. I don't care. But I, but that's, I'm not really a touchy guy and I'm seeing a lot of you chiming and saying

the same thing. You're not also, not a lot of huggers in our chat, not a lot of touchers. That's how we found each other. None of us want to be touched or associated with. Right. Although I got to be careful though, because it's, give me careful who I hug because with, with the height, I'm running at hooty level. You're right at hooter level, yeah.

Right at hooty level. Yeah, you're at hooty level. and I'm always tall, so like, I'm always, like my head is always above a lady's head if she's giving me a hug. You're hooty level, too, I tell. Yeah, Danny and chat's right. I don't get that oxytocin release because I'm not enjoying the hug. That makes sense, right?

It's the opposite. Yeah, I'd be, ugh. Ugh. Gross. Ugh. You lesbian now? You, you're lesbian now? Everclear, you're you lesbian now?

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Seven o'clock tonight. We are really, we are really working toward a whole new concept for the springtime. So I'm giving you a warning right now. Start chopping and propagating. Because with the silly idea that we have, to do a plant exchange is going to happen. I didn't know this was a thing people did. No, yeah, yes.

It's a great idea. It is not anything that you would try to pitch to a rock radio consultant and say we're going to do a K-Rock plant exchange. And yeah, here we are. We're going to do it. That's why we are successful. That's why we're great. So plan on that guy's coming.

I was talking to Jim over at lock one yesterday about using that pavilion in Phoenix and we can all show up some Saturday morning. It would be a great easy. You all bring your plants. Nice warm, you know. Yeah, springtime plant exchange, dude. Late May, Saturday for four hours.

That'll be nice. I don't know how these things work. I'm relying on you guys to show me how they work, but I'll get us a spot. Then we get a couple other vendors that want in. Yeah. We can make it a fun time. Yes, we can definitely figure that out.

And not. Lock one's got booze and food right there. Right, you have them work out a thing where they come out and they can. Maybe have some people bring some plants that we really like, if you know what I'm saying. So we'll be playing on that. I don't know what kind of lead up time you all need for that to prop and to chop and propagate different plants. Oh, they're ready immediately.

Okay, good. They're all, plant people are ready to go. So that's something to look forward to as this weather breaks. As we get out of this, I guess Saturday is the first day of spring, Friday or Saturday? It said Friday, but that's so weird. Like, how do they know exact times? It said like 1046 or something. It's like, that's kind of weird.

Vernal equinaut. Oh boy. But here we go. I had to take a steroid injection last time I had a vernal equinox. Nice, right in his butt. I did not hear the meteor yesterday. I guess people around here did. Yeah.

Here's what it sounded like if you didn't hear it. Oh, really? Oh, cool. Really? Yeah. Did a earthquake just come through? Yes. Our whole house shook. And we thought that something hit like the roof of the grocery store.

It was just a really loud bang. And I just hear a giant thud. And then it persisted for like 10 seconds. And I'm just sitting there like, is this the end times? Yeah. It's not like a bowling ball dropped on the floor above me. It was pretty loud. I know, right?

Like, try harder, meteor. No, I... We're right here, Bod. I saw that places not around here, but in New York and such. Heard it and everything. You said it was around like morning time. We would have been here. People said that, yeah, here would have been, when we were here,

when it would have been quiet and we would have heard it. 545. Maybe I did hear it. I just didn't know what I was hearing. I don't know. That would have been cool, though. Here's Ralph Harvey explaining the meteor. What you're really seeing is not an explosion that's up in the clouds. It's miles higher than that.

We're talking 10 miles higher more. So way above where airplanes fly right at the top of the atmosphere. So it's visible from a very long distance. The sonic boom will just keep going until it loses energy. So this is something that hit the atmosphere going, you know, 50 times. the speed of sound, broke up, caused that fireball,

and that boom when it broke up. And boom. And boom. And boom. Fireball. Yeah, missed us. Those are always crazy

when you see all that. Shooting stars. Mm-hmm. The meteors. If you're lucky enough to see an exploding star, you ever caught one of those way up in the sky. Those are wicked cool. I see a lot coming to work early in the morning,

like mostly summertime, not right now. But I'll, I'll coming down 690 and it's nothing but sky. You'll see things flying all over time. I always make a wish. I love it up. Well, that's one of the best parts about living where I am.

There's nothing that's just open sky. So like, especially the summer, oh, it's the best to just sit out there and just stare up at the sky while else I was doing our business and stuff. Oh, man. Oh, man. You can see the sky pretty good. Oh, it's perfect.

Yeah. It's absolutely perfect. We can see pretty good up there too. Awesome stuff up there. Weird. You can see constellations. I've seen a billion. You see like SpaceX satellites?

Tons of satellites. I guess that's what I saw that one time, right? Is that what that was? That weird line of things that flew over me? Yep. Sometimes you can see the space station. Mm-hmm. No, it's very cool.

I love watching all that stuff. Because again, you never know what you're going to see. Not aliens so much, but just like comets and cool stuff like that. It's neat. I like the stars. Ohio saw it best. Northeast Ohio heard it the best. Saw it the best.

And it missed us this time. I guess I got to go to work. Oh, shucks. Because I got to go to work. Appreciate all the messages. You're all noticing the music has been updated. It sounds different. Are they trying to switch some stuff around?

Switching things around. Shout out boss me and Connie. He ended all that. He's been working hard on this music these last few weeks. And you're all noticing. I'm getting lots of messages. No oversight. We're still playing chili peppers.

It's required by law if you are a rock radio station to play the chili peppers. That's on avoidal. I mean, we're trying not to play. Probably playing them last now, but he's working. He's working hard to, uh, he's doing, he's working hard to, to work things, rotate things around. Keep you all listening. It's a weird business. It's a weird, weird business.

And as always, we're always ahead of the curve, Cody is researchers at the University of Maryland could have just called us. You're probably one of the foremost leaders in this science. And that's tracking and recording four, Tracking and recording farts. Oh. Sorry, I stumbled on that because there was a lot of letters. I probably would say that...

You're one of the leading researchers on this topic. I would say that nobody has the folder of real actual live farts. Humans passing gas into a microphone on a radio show. 661. Like, I'm not joking. You might be a leader in this field. Yeah. If they come to you, you've heard that many.

Right. I really have these. And again. And I've produced them. Right. Yeah. Again, 661 is low. Are the ones that I hear and that.

Deem them. Yeah. Worthy of being placed somewhere. Mm-hmm. Not just average. Like the one you did a little while ago that I called the hammer where you just went, Bhr. Yep.

I've got that. Good. Good. I don't need to, I don't need to edit there or pull that from the. the audio. I have that farted in the file. I'm familiar with that tone, sir. That's the other thing that's hilarious. Now that I hear it, I'm like, p-farted like that before.

And you've got to a point now. So for those of you who are outside of our podcast listeners, first of all, how dare you? Yes. The show is available on demand wherever you get podcasts. Edit it down to like an hour 15 every day. You get all the laughs. Very limited commercials. And we love it if you download it, subscribe to that.

We would appreciate that. Please, dear God. And I will tell you, if you listen to the very, very end, as I hand you off to the 90s at 9 and we'll play a little bit of the music, Cody always works in a little toot right there, sometimes big, sometimes small. But what I'm saying is you're so educated in this field that you know the tone to go to. You know, all right, well, that song's going to do this. So I got, all right, file 255. Like, I'll hear things and I'll be like, oh, that would be perfect if I had this one in there.

Yeah. And then I'll go back and be like, oh, this is. And for those of you don't know how Cody, I'm going to, hold on, I'm going to open up the fart folder for a second. I'm sorry. Go ahead. It's in there. It might be lowbrow for you guys, but I really don't care. It's interesting to us.

That's just top tier entertainment. That's lowbrow. Are you kidding? Let me go into his folder. I don't want to be highbrow. Where is it? It's in me, my name, my name, and inside. my name, Toots.

In my fart folder is labeled Toots. Just so we're clear. He's got them all labeled by date. We go back to, what was our first one in this folder? You have to just to like, I don't even know how you. 2018, I think there's one in there. I think I played that one where it's, just titled Josh Toots.

Yep. And that was it. Yep, and that's when we were off and running. And we're often running. Sometimes what. So for those you're not familiar with Cody's file naming, He names files in a very idiosyncratic way, but it's a great way for me because I can find things fast.

So like when he labels what the promo is going to be, it'll be labeled something. Like, hold on, I'll take you down that road right now. Promo, daily edits, he'll label, you lesbian now, kids watch me do this jig, a Trey you joke, like I know exactly what it is before I even open it to put it up in the podcast. He did that for a while with the. fart folder. But then. But then it just got overwhelmed. It got that there were so many and I was like, this is going to be a continuous thing, so

unless it's doing my dates. I'd go back and I look at this folder and it says Josh Toots, Josh Toots a lot. Important We must listen now. That one was one of my favorites because I emailed that. Okay, yep. And it was the, I emailed that I think to you or make a couple other people and that was

the subject, important, listen now. And the audio file was that. And you open it and bing. Yep. He started a labeled in things like little guy, combo, and then it just becomes the date because it's just too much. Anyways, I digress. I get back to this. There's only a handful of

lady farts just saying it for anybody. Oh, some ladytoots. If you want to submit them, go ahead. Smart underwear is able to track whenever a person farts. It may sound silly, but this information could be a big benefit to our health according to the leading scientists behind the effort. I can see that.

Dr. Brantley Hall's lab looks more like a factory these days with multiple 3D printers. The machines are working constantly to produce a little device that's about the size of a nickel, and it goes on your underpants, and it tracks your toots. You got to get that. I really do. You got to get that.

What do we got to do? We thought maybe we could advance our science by making a new type of wearable device that we have people wear all day. Yeah, you got to have that somehow. I don't know how. But like nobody farts. I mean, yes, people fart like you, but. It's where I do. I do shine.

The IBS has really worked out great for me. Hall's lab studies gut microbial metabolism, the process that causes people to flagellate. Where'd you go? Right now there is no scientific baseline on what constitutes a healthy amount. So we're trying to figure out the average, I guess. What's the healthy amount? I'm healthy.

Yeah, I would say, yeah, like, because you're supposed to, too. Got to get it out of there. So I mean... And I can't burp, so I think I only have one option. A couple times a day, I would imagine you need to be releasing. It's almost like the release valve on, you know, like, I don't know, a plant. Or I'm thinking of the Simpsons episode of Homer where, you know, yes or no, to release valve or to release gases. A couple times a day, it gets too built up.

So I would imagine... Got to release. Let's see, I'm going to go like two, four, six. And like I said, I think is the number. I physically can't burp. So I've never burped and I don't know how to burp and it's only one way to come out of me. I can make myself bro. Yeah, which is gross.

So more than one in five people report experiencing excess intestinal gas. But right now there is no objective measure of whether or not they're telling the truth. We obviously have psychological baselines, but blood glucose or cholesterol. And he goes on and on because he's saying we don't know what the starting line. is. Doctors can't be like that's too much or too little because we don't know what the averages. So now they're tracking. I was saying now that and this is where you and your butthole comes in. Our current number.

For science, if you will. Hold on a second. They say initially Hall and his team conducted a smaller study. They say they're looking for people across the spectrum to participate, including those with high fiber diets who do not fart a lot, calls them Zen digesters. Oh, so if you have a high fiber? Those who do fart a lot called hydrogen hyperproducers. You're a hydrogen hyperproducer?

You're an HHP? I think I'm an HHP. Oh, Josh is an HHP. We always knew it. Our current maximum number of farts that they have tracked in one day. Okay. I'm really thinking if I beat this.

I might not beat this. Oh, it's an attainable number? 175. That's their current max. I don't beat that, dude. That's scary. A hundred and seventy-five farts? You can't be in the room with that person.

What? Are they ill? I might be. Oh, was it like a baby and they had milk all day? Oh my God. That'd be a good place to start. Their lowest is just someone who farted four times a day. I'm...

Where would I lie in that? I don't even if I'd lie in the average, because the average is going to put you at like... 1.05 or something. Right? A couple times a day, yes. Because most times when I pee, I too. Mm-hmm. It's like the dude thing.

You pee. Ogre and chat says, I had a little league assistant coach growing up who would fart every time he threw us a pitch at Batting Brack. Bro. That's the best little league memory ever. Yeah. You had to all be dying, Ogre.

Good frozen rope, Rick there, bud. Good frozen rope. You got some contact on that one. I heard a little contact. Oh, what? I don't know. That's awesome. A little extra gas on the heater.

I actually struck out. That was not what you heard. It was not bad on ball that you heard. Oh, I heard something. Thank you, Nicholas. It is about quality, not quantity. I could have 174 little guys. But I come to the show.

I'm a performer. That's, I'm not even saying, like, overnight. average per hour. Like you wake up 8 a.m. You start farting. You're doing like... Taxline says that's six or seven an hour. Per hour.

But now add, and that's all day from like, for that's 24 hours. Yeah, you're not awake for 24 hours. Yeah, that's what I mean. Imagine you just wake up farting. That's like 20 farts. You're every hour while you're awake. You're just farting every couple minutes.

Yeah. Ween. Every two minutes. Ogre said he wasn't ashamed at all. We all called him Lumpy. His name was the Lumpy. Lumpy, the little league coach, who would fart every time he threw a pitch.

Come my boys. Let's go. That's amazing. There's a character there somewhere. I like it. The United States down to its last strike. So what does that mean? Like, what did they win?

Do they win? They win. What do you get for winning the world baseball championship? They win. the world baseball classic. All right. Good job. Probably money and trophy or something like that.

But I don't know. I was just rooting for Ronald Ocuna Jr. That's my boy. He played for Venezuela. Venezuela. It was in Miami last night. Bryce Harper hit a two-run homer in the bottom of the eighth. He had a dinger.

He had a dinger. I fell asleep, though. I was trying. How late did it go? Well, it started at like eight. So it was like Oh man I thought it started early

That was like a 6 o'clock thing And it did and it started 7 or 8 Something like that But it was I mean This early on in the year For a baseball game It's like

Yeah I don't know if I'm thinking about baseball in March But all right I wasn't but I tried to watch Some of these games Because they were all The ones I watched were all really good It was very competitive But just

It's hard to get Into baseball Again when You look out outside right now. And it looks the way it does. Because this is snow. Coming up today, it's 640 right before

Whiskey Wednesday, you've got Prairie View A&M Panthers taking on the Lehigh Mountain Hawks. Oh. Okay. That must be a play in game, both are 16 seats. That would be the playing. Okay.

You've also got Miami of Ohio facing SMU today. Miami of Ohio is a good team, right? Yep, that's the one. No, well, that's the... That's the story. from two weeks ago. And they lost to UMass in their first test. They had the undefeated regular season,

and they get one test and immediately lose. It's like, guys, what are you doing? And then it all kicks off. Let me see. What are the first games tomorrow? I mean, you're, okay, though. I think you're just going to ignore the NIT, but all right. I'm just kidding.

I don't even know how to find the NITES. It's on random other channels, ESPNs and such. TCU at Ohio State at 1215. Troy Nebraska. Oh, Nebraska loves her in Nebraska, Cornhuskers. Yep. South Florida Louisville,

High Point, Wisconsin. Sienna, upset and number one Duke at 250. I'm calling it right here. I'm calling it right here. He's calling it now. McNeese State versus Vanderbilt, North Dakota State,

Michigan State, Hawaii, Arkansas, V-C-U-N-C. Yeah, that's our break. Hawaii and Arkansas. 425 and then when those all wrap up that's when you run out and immediately get whatever you need to get ready for... Settle in for the nighttime games.

And when I will do a quicker cocoa puffs. An abbreviated cocoa puffs. About a 25 minute cocoa puffs. And then you get in all the nighttime games. I said VCU at UNC. Howard at Michigan, Texas BYU, Texas A&M,

St. Mary's California? St. Mary's, whatever that is. Yeah. Penn, Illinois. St. Louis, Georgia, Kennesaw State, Gonzaga, and then Idaho, Houston, bud. But do you see how it ramps up, though,

where it's like 12-15, 12-40, 1-30, 150, 250, 250, 3-15, 405, 4-25, and they're like, oh, my God, there's eight games you're on right now. Locked in for some action tomorrow. Yeah, those are, I mean, I can't even pick one game. Like, I want to see that TCU, Ohio State. I want to see Troy Nebraska. I want to now watch Public Enemy Number 1 in South Florida in Louisville.

I want to see High Point, Wisconsin. Obviously, Sienna and Duke, even though you are way. I'm calling it, baby! You might be the only person that I hear is calling for it. Don't tell my wife, but I emptied out all the accounts. I put it all on CNN, baby. Like, I can keep going. The only, like, I don't, I'm not interested in Michigan and Howard,

which luckily is going to be starting right in the middle of Cocoa Puffs. because Michigan's going to murder them. But right before that, Carolina VCU. Oh, I'm very interested in that. Other than that. Illinois and Penn, I think Illinois is going to, I kind of like Illinois. So that might be the only other game that I'm like,

yeah, if I miss it, which luckily, you know, starts at nine. Are you going to position a TV to watch it live? Or you're going to pause them so you can. No, I'll let it go. Yeah, I'll let it go. I'll let it go. Because I think I tried that, and it's too hard to swing that TV. setup. Well, yeah, if you didn't catch the news, Brian Hodgson is out. He's not going to take

the Syracuse job. It sounds like he was using it to get a little money out of South Florida, and that's where you're going to stay. So, which, you know what, though, man, he's in the tournament. They're competitive. Syracuse would be a downgrade at this point. Right, they're competitive. They have, I'm sure, a lot of money. It's a Florida team. You're not going up against, like if you come here, you're Syracuse, Louisville, again. But Duke, Carrikes. Carolina, Virginia, all those guys. Forget about money. All right, cool, you're at Syracuse.

We'll give you $15 million. You're still going against Carolina. Yeah. Duke, Virginia. South Florida, I don't even know who's in their division, but it's a lot easier. Let me see who South Florida played. But you do have the downside of South Florida being a stepping stone.

A guy gets good for you. And all of a sudden, then he goes to a Duke, Carolina, something like that. They've been pretty hot, but I don't know. They played UAB. Yeah. They lost to Temple. Yeah. They played against North Texas.

They played against Florida Atlantic. These aren't really teams. Yeah, the AAC, the American Atlantic Athletic Conference. They beat Rice by four points. Exactly. So why not stay there, wait for... Because Providence, that's the job. You want to come up here and then hope that...

No, no, no, no. No offense. Syracuse. No. I'm all set. Wait, in a couple years, who knows something else? Or even this year, who knows, you know. Yes, I don't know who we get. I've been telling GMAC to just, it's not the time.

You're killing it in Sienna right now. Keep that run going. You might as well. You come to Syracuse. It's just a lot of drama, a lot of pressure. Yep. A lot of angry fans that'll scream at you all day long, which I'm sure is anywhere, but. And everybody on the internet knows that a hundred percent.

They know way better than you do. Who's coming here? But that being said, I would love Jim Mack if he was the head coach because I love talking to Jerry. Let's see. They all Luke Murray. Yeah, Luke Murray. That was the guy that he was on the offensive mastermind behind Yukon's back-to-back national championship, helping Dan Hurley's team evolve from a rock, rock, from a rock fight winner into a well-oiled machine.

I don't even understand what that means. He's in the running. That was a name that I heard tossed around a bunch, which would be another. Where is he right now? At Yukon? Yeah, Yukon. A couple Kentucky guys, Speedy Claxton at Hofstra,

who was in the tournament as well. I mean, there's a few thrown around, but again, I think that Hodgson was your top guy. You're ace in the hole. Because I haven't heard anything about hop. Mm-hmm. He's in the NBA. Why do you want to come here?

I guess head coach. An assistant on the Pelicans. I mean, you're down there living in Nog. Orleans. Yeah, I don't know. Doing NBA stuff. You're going to want to have a lot of pressure put on you when you come here. And if I'm sitting in New Orleans and I'm just an assistant,

sounds pretty nice. Probably making a couple mail, right? As opposed to what hop, I'm sure knows. And Jerry, this is the most high-pressured job that- In the country, I'd imagine right now, right? But right now for coaching. Yeah. Yeah, Red?

No, yes, he had pressure, but no. The guy that is. replacing the guy that replaced the guy. Yeah, this is the real. After the guy that replaced the guy failed. Mm-hmm. Yeah, this one's going to have the shortest leash possible. Unless it's Jerry.

Unless he comes here and it's a disaster. But I think whoever comes here is going to have like two years. To really make an impact. I wouldn't even be shocked if, say, yeah, yeah, Luke Murray, we hire you. Sergius goes 11 and 22 or whatever. I can see me like, no, goodbye. Nevermind. Yeah, I'm out.

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What's on your mind, lady? Kickstart your financial future. I like that. Yes. What's going on? Mike Ron, we're talking? Well, Micron has earnings tonight after the close. Okay.

That company is really high. They're expected to make over $9 a share. Okay. So just as a comparison, they made like $1.50 last year at this time. Oh, wow. So DRAM prices are through the roof. Right before we came on, you might have heard us talking. We were debating if Micron can give to NIL because...

I was wondering, I heard a random question about that. They had donated because they have a big spot in Idaho, so they've donated a lot to Boise State. Yeah. And I'm wondering. I mean, you know, get yourself into the community, hey, here's... Get us some players, all right. 10 middle to the basketball team.

What if Micron made circus there where their home office was? Oh, that would be awesome. You never know, right? That would be nice. But they're really hitting on all cylinders, so they are, so that's a company will be watching. because it's great to have them coming into an area like on a roll like that's what you want to see.

Good. Come to town hot. What else is going on? Let's see. The Fed will announce changes in interest rates today. Okay. Should be nothing. So there's nothing to see here.

Yeah. Have we entered stagflation point yet? There's talk of it now. So that's kind of. Because we've seen inflation go up, but GDP growth was, I think, down quite a bit. Yes. And then we. Josh, you are.

Look at them. Economic game. He's well read. As much as I'm an idiot on this show. You are not. I do pay a lot of attention to things. Yeah, the GDP growth was corrected to like 0.7% or something. It was less than expected.

Part of it was blamed on the government shutdown. You know, Wall Street or the economists, there's always things you can blame right now. There'll be the war with Iran. The straight of her muse being closed up, yep. Of the island of Kroc? Yeah. Karak or whatever they say. K-Rock, island of K-Rock.

There you go. I don't know if you want to be the island of K-Rok. It's amazing. Like 95% of Iran's oil has to stop through that island, like because it's deep enough for the ships to get in there. It's really this weird little thing that's going on. And I see that we've opened up different drilling options for the states, but like we said last week, it doesn't matter because it's a global market.

All this oil that goes through the straight, we don't buy that oil. Right. We have oil. We export oil, but it's a global market. It's a global market. I did read today where oil is going from Iraq by pipeline through Turkey. Okay. So capitalism will figure out ways to get it.

Always. Always, right? But we just don't want this. And I don't think anyone wants this to go on very long. No. We need to have an off-ramp sooner than. And so. It's having an epidemic.

economic impact for sure. Boom. No, it does point to the value of being diversified. Yes. Diversified portfolio, which was kind of, you know, we had what we, remember, we talked about the Mag 7, the big tech stocks. That's all the money was going there in 23, 24, 25. And now that's changed a bit where being diversified has actually been really good.

Oranges and pork bellies is what we're focused on. Nice. There you go. Orange futures. Mortimer. Yeah. Yeah, but we're looking at, like, other countries too as well, right? That's what you diversify.

Right. You want to be maybe not all U.S., but be around, you know, and that can help or hurt, but maybe you have some fixed income and maybe you have some things that are like value stocks have been very good this year. So our portfolios are still in the plus side, which, you know, knock on wood, right, when the markets are down. And so you just want to have growth because, you know, we work really. hard for money. We want to protect it.

And someday when we retire, that money's got to work for us for a long period of time. Yeah. Get in the game. Don't let all the billionaires make the money. Just do it. Just do it. Dollar Investment Club.com. You sign up, pay a bill to yourself. You'll be happy you did. Lee, good to see you, bud. Great. Thanks, guys. Thanks for the cookies. You're very welcome.

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