The Show - SMART ASS OCTOPUS

Episode Date: December 14, 2025

No recaps on a Friday show, but damn those octopuseseses are so smart!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Maybe we just can't have school anymore. Maybe there's just, we can't do it.

Hey, can't do it in the winter anymore. These kids ain't learning nothing worth of damn anyway. Maybe we just don't have school no more. Maybe Linda McMahon is right. Yep, that's it. Maybe A1 sauce is going to take us all over and we're done with school. All right. We could just learn from A1 and be good to go on your home computers.

Now there's snowy morning folks. A lot of school delays. in some closing central square closing in yeah money for your pagers you got money to go to compact and get yourself a home pc you've got money to go to deb's beeper world and get your beeper minutes then you can do pc work good morning everybody happy friday uh no sister we did not plan to both wear our oasis shirts today but we did awesome but we did anyways awesome so it's oasis friday yep yep oasis friday how are we all doing are we good Good? Are we safe? Are we surviving this latest batch of...

Bash? Yeah, batch. Latelynest batch of snow? Be careful out there. When I saw yesterday. Be careful shoveling. Be careful driving for sure. Yeah, for real. If you're coming in from a Swayga County where I was, not terrible in like the Fulton-Grambe area, but then once you start to get past Beaville, it gets a little nasty, and then definitely closer to the city of Syracuse is.

I grabbed Cody this morning, and a lot of those side roads are not clear. Especially when you get up on them there hills up there. We've got some snaw. So be careful, but we'll be hanging with you all morning long. Go slow. Don't get too close to anybody. Don't. Don't.

Hey. We got a busy little Friday ahead of us today, regardless of whether we will be here doing this stupid thing. And then we're going to go up to Stewart's in a sweet weekend. go from three to five today. Eat some meatballs, collect some donations for their holiday match campaign. Get some balls. And then I'll go home and do a little house party tonight. Oh, yeah.

I figure if we're going to be snowed in, we're going to be chilly. Yep. I'll warm us up with some tunes tonight, 7 p.m. on Twitter. So a busy long day. Right. Ahead of us. All right. Anything else going on?

How was Thursday night of football? Did it? Was it good? I was too tired. I was like, I'm going to sleep. But it was 28 to 14. the last I looked, and then the Falcons

won it with a last second field goal. Whoa! That reminds me. I have to print out a picture and put it on our co-worker Amy's desk. You think it's a joke when I say people have their career games against me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Amy had Kyle Pitts, who's never caught more than like 80 yards in a game, 100-something yards, three touchdowns. Okay. The most... Okay. On the verge of being talked about is one of the bigger busts in a long, long time, has three touchdowns, 100-something yards.

Atlanta Falcons down 28, 14 in the fourth quarter, riddled with penalties, dropped the touchdown bass, allowed the Bucks to come back within two points and end the game like this. A 43-yard attempt to try to win the game and shoot a dagger into the Buccaneers' hopes. And the kick is just inside the left. Upright. Crazy. There's a little celebrating going on in Charlotte, North Carolina right now.

Why? Why? Because of the Panthers record or something? Just the Falcons are no good. They get shut out like 30 to nothing, and the bucks are collapsing. And Kyle Pitts, literally, he's been talked about as one of the bigger busts in the NFL. And he has a game like that. It's just.

So when he says the Carolina Panthers are celebrating, it's because they were tied with the bucks. This right. They're all... Seven wins or something. They're all in this division of not so good. Okay. All right. So, I mean, it just is helping teams like them and the cowboys.

Well, lots to get to today. Lots to get to today. We'll be up live and in the flesh at the Stewart's In Oswego coming up at 3 o'clock today. Three to five, stop by and see us as we are raising money for many local charities. I don't know which that store gives back to, but they have it listed on their wall. Which charities they don't. So we'll be up there. Holiday match campaign. They have raised

millions of dollars to give back to your local community. Every donation you make they will match. I believe we'll be hanging out with Flavor the Cow. I mean, I hope so. I hope to see Flavor the Cow again. I want to look, see if there's anything that we've got to get rid of in the

promo closet because you guys up there love stuff. You do love stuff, yeah. Probably a box of caterpillar hats or whatever we can get. No, we got rid of that. We managed to get rid of those. All right. We did good on those. I do have got to celebrate mascots as we hope to hang with Flavored today.

And I'm here. I didn't see it myself. But many people online are reporting that the St. Joseph's Hawks, who played Syracuse last night. Oh, did they win? Have a hawk, Syracuse one last night. Okay. They have a hawk. Like a mascot mascot?

Or like a real hawk? No, not a real hawk. That'd be way cooler. I didn't know. A person in a suit. Gotcha, gotcha. And people online were posting. and that the Hawk flapped its wings the entire game.

It just stood there flapping its wings, the entire game. So shout out to the St. Joseph's Hawks mascot. Okay. You may not have won the game, but your mascot. He worked it or she worked it. He or she or they worked it. They went hard in the hole. And I've never, I realize that of all the weird things I've done in my career,

I've never been in a mascot costume. I put on the, oh, well, I don't know if I just say this. I put on the out of the orange costume once. Yeah. But I didn't do stuff as Otto. It wasn't bad, no. But I wasn't out being Otto. Have you ever been in a mascot costume?

I'm trying to think. Even in high school we didn't have a mascot costume. I mean, I have put on, like, the Easter Bunny thing we had here. Sure, sure. And then, let's see, the minion. We had a minion for a while, wherever that. Did you go out and be the minion? But no, you just put it on.

No, I never had to actually. do that. And he didn't go out to be the Easter Bunny because it was just, there is an Easter Bunny. Oh, yeah. He just had the costume on. But no, we didn't. And then again, I wanted, once I learned of it, that it was gone, I wanted to bring back

the K. Rockadile. Yeah, the K. A. Rocketadale would have been 16 years ago. I wish we had a stupid mascot for K. Rock. That'd be hilarious. Yeah. I, uh, I don't know where that K. Rockadile went, but I do miss it. I do miss.

But other than that, no, I've never been in... Like, I've been in my blow-up farmer costume doing stupid stuff. I don't even know where that went, but I've been in a mascot. That's me with a costume on. Yeah, I'm racking my brain trying to think of if I've ever been in anything. No. No, I really haven't. For all the silliness that you and I get ourselves into, we've never been mascots.

And I'm not looking to be one. So don't even, don't offer. I don't want to be one. I think, luckily... Now that we're in our 40s, I think our mascot days have passed. Well, yes, I think I might be too short for any of them. Okay. thankfully.

You know what I mean? I think there might be a height requirement for like an auto. You'd be a great auto. No, you'd be the right height for Otto. Oh, really? They're like 5'4. Yeah, because they're usually not to ruin the, they're usually like small girl cheerleaders in there.

Oh. And when I put it on, like Otto went to here. Yeah. All right. All right. Okay. You'd be a good auto. Yeah.

Dirty dogs are mascots. That is true. Also true. That is true. Well, anyways, guys. Come on see Flavor the cow tonight. Three to five over at Stewart and Oswego. And if it's the same one,

one, he's very into it. They're very good. Yes. They put the work in. Yes. I respect the hell out of them. Good cows. Good cows.

A couple good cows. Peatid butter. Peeed butter. Pettamodium. Pee. Pee. It's the flavor of the week, right? You said?

For however long, I don't know how long. Whenever they change their specials, but. We'll be up at Stewart's and Oswego three to five today. Stop by and get yourself some peated butter, pendemodium. Peanut. Better. Bodea. Beed butter.

Be it. Bid it butter. Ahoy, hoi. This is K. K rock. Bedi. Bada, batch of better butter. Beta.

Oh, he's doing little thunk twisters over there. Okay. D-d-d-a-d-d-die. What? What? It's Friday. It's that thing where everything's going to start pouring out. Because at the end of the, when there's only a little bit of the sand left in the sand thing,

it goes pouring out faster. Just got to get all the words out, all the thoughts, all the things. Random words. Well, this is what we need. This is people who are dedicating their lives to real science. Like teaching an octopus to play an underwater piano. That's what we need done. I mean, you got to audition for that band that plays during a little mermaid there.

He got left out last time. Not this time. Matthias Krantz is a YouTuber who's Content revolves around musical instruments, so he must be like a musical creator. He told the Washington Post that he bought Tako or Takoayaki. Okay. An octopus. It's an octopus back in March.

Yeah. And he said he took time to earn the octopus's trust. As you do. As you do. Hey, how do you earn an octopus's trust? I don't know. Are they really smart? I don't know.

Feed it. Like, look at it. it be nice to it, talk to it? I don't really know to be honest, do you treat it like a plant? I don't know. That's weird. He created a crab elevator, which would give... Oh, here you go, you're feeding it. It would give it treats. Okay, all right, yeah, you do that then.

Every time it played a note, it would get a treat. Okay. So now, I mean, listen, that's... If you had a piano on here that gave me a slim gym every time I play a little note, I'd be freaking... That'd be a good way to... That'd be a good way to train Josh. Oh. Here you go, well, toss him a slim gym every time he does something.

Here he is talking about it. Got it? Oh, because hold on a second. I think you taught a guitar too. I'll say if he's about to play along with the octopus. No, who, the octopus, who's playing guitar? Hold on. Oh, yeah, he is playing along with it.

He's playing guitar while the octopus plays the piano. This new death cat for cutie sounds. Sounds weird. Yeah, their new sound. Is that octopus getting a treat? every single time? Probably just bing,

p'n-cob. That's awesome. You're going to kill the octopus. You're going to overfeed it. I mean, even all those tentacles, he doesn't suck. Oh,

see. He was jamming along. It's interesting. He was jamming along. It worked out. It's just, I like the, you can teach him stuff.

Let's see, are they smart? Yeah, but are they, yeah, what's the intelligence of an octopus? Is it going to be like a pig situation? Yes,

they're exceptionally smart. considered the most intelligent and vertebrates with problem-solving skills, tool use, and complex behaviors that rival some vertebrates capable of opening jars, navigating mazes, and showing memory and planning. That was the longest sentence I've ever heard. Why, why, well...

All right, this is going to be a dumb question. Yeah. But when you picture an octopus, yeah. Pictures big old head. Yep. Is that all brain? Is that just a bunch of brain up there?

That's a question for Cody A.I. All right. Is that big old octopus head got brain? brain in it? Yeah. That's all brain? Yeah, it's in their nervous system. Whoa, dude. That's a lot of brain. Crazy ass mollusk. Oh, man. I like the Cody AI is so

helpful. It really is. That big, a whole big octopus that got brain in? Is that all brain? It's really dialed in. It's really. It's figuring you out, but. It does. I love it. Figuring you out. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the Speakers, your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.

Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torqued. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus E.S. Not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty.

Yeah. I think you're, are you nasty? Yeah. Okay, you're nasty? I'd like to think so. We'll do a house party tonight at 7 o'clock. Bundle up, stay inside. Yep. Yep.

And if you're the move to party, I'll go 7 to 9, and then DJ Jazzy Jeff is doing a Friday night house party at 9, too. Oh, nice. You can keep things going with him after me. When times that start? Six or seven? Ah, seven, actually, yeah. Seven.

You do it for at least 41 minutes? Oh, yes. Jump on our Twitch channel tonight's 7 o'clock. I don't know this. You might know it. Is it a Christmas song? Kixen, no. I don't know if, I don't know if Janet Jackson made a Christmas album.

I'm sure. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I'll warm me up in your loins tonight, seven o'clock on Twitch, jumping there for a house party. Hey, no. I'm reading this article. Now, let's talk about clothing, shall we, washing clothing, when to re-watt, we wear clothing.

Like, let's start with my pants. Jeans. Okay. I'll go two or three times. washing them. I'm gassier than most, so I recognize it I'm putting a lot through these jeans.

I'll go all the time. I don't care. They're at their limit. I can't even give you a number. You'll just keep wearing them until you're done wearing them? Until I'm like, yeah, okay, we can wash these now. Once I get something on them or whatever,

but they're not, I don't like, I don't do anything. I'm not like filling them up with weird, not like saying you're feeling with weird smells. No, but I am. But you don't smell either. You know what I mean? I'm not like a stank person.

Spilling food on them, all that stuff. My boxers knew every day. Exactly. We're going to get down to that. Sweat shirts, I'll wear a couple times before I wash them. T-shirts, no. T-shirts are a one and done. It depends.

Okay, what's that? Like, say something happens, and right after the show today, at 9 o'clock, I go home, and I'm done for the day. I will take this off and put it right back in the closet. Oasis shirt? Yeah. Yeah, because you didn't really do much in it. I took a shower and put it. on a clean shirt, so if anything, it'll just smell a little bit like my chocolate axe.

And then we can get into underpants and socks. As 67% of people have admitted to re-wearing socks. I can't. I can't either. I can't. That's a no-go for me, socks and underwear. I have a whole huge drawer of socks, man. There will be a Sunday morning where I get up, and that's laundry day, and I take a shower.

Dangerous type. And I go to get a new pair of underwear, and I don't have any underwear. underwear is left and I'll put on my Saturday underpants, but I don't really do anything Saturday, so it's not like they're messy underpants. No, like, in a rare case where my mommy hasn't done my laundry yet, I will do, I'll be like, all right, it's a Sunday, I can drop it off Monday, so I'll just turn these inside out for the day. Or go Commando, if you're just going to be home for the day?

That I can't do. You can't? I hate Commando. Why? I don't know what it is. I don't know. Even though you wear baggy boxers? Isn't that the same?

No. I still got to feel like there's like a thing there or something. Even if it's like shooting who shorts can't just be all sweatpants can be on. No. Even if I put on like a bathing suit and then my pants over it, it still is weird. You don't like that. I don't know that about you. No, I don't like it.

I like my under pants. Well, there are, like I said, 67% of people. 6-7, 6-7. And the science on re-wearing socks is, no, they say stop doing it. And they lose their whimsy. I'm going to say a gross phrase here. Oh, boy. As scientists refer to our feet as microscopic rainforests of bacteria and fungi.

Luckily, yes, everyone's feet can get, has a smell every once in a while. But luckily, I don't have that. Like, you know how some people like, oh, my God, your feet, oh, my God, they stink so bad. Oh, what the hell? You know what I mean? Like some dude's got the stank foot. I hope we don't have that. I don't have that.

I know, I don't. Every once in a while, I mean, you'll be like, oh, my, my shoes could use like a little Fabriz here or there. But nothing like, you know, some people like, oh, my dad's shoes, we have to put, we have to live them outside. My mom makes them, leave them in the garage. Katie and Chad is always anti-socks. She says she hates them socks only if I got to go somewhere. I come back and take them off. I hate socks.

So I wear them as little as possible. No, mine, it depends. I need specific ones for what I do and what I wear. Like when I go out to walk out, I'm wearing the high boots. so I need ones that can stay up. So if anybody has a really good pair of like hunting socks that they know of. Oh, I love those. I have a ton that are very comfortable,

but I have the hardest time finding ones that stay up. What are the ones I have? My own wearing my boots and stuff and trudging through the snow with Elsa. Mine are called like Trailhead or something had. Something had. I think I might have a pair of those. I love them. I wear them around the house.

But every year that's, or every season it's something different. Like in the fall right now, it's this style. where it's this, where you can, they're just a little bit up for, so it doesn't rub on your things there. That's what I got on right now, those same socks. Yep. And then we getting into the summer, I like to wear the down by the ankle. Like you can't even see them.

Same. That's what I like to wear. They say our feet typically contain up to a thousand different species. Oh. Some foot skin and high amounts of sweat. Bacteria and fungi prefer to live in warm, moist areas between your toes. They consume the new. Nutrients within your sweat and your dead skin cells,

the waste created by these microbes are what make your feet smelly. Socks not only trap your sweat, but they trap these microbes. Microbes. Hence re-wearing socks is not always advised because it's so full of junk. Oh, yeah, I mean, I wouldn't just be like, oh, here's a dirty pair of socks. I'm wearing these again for the day. If anything, it's like, ah, crap, I got to run outside. Sometimes I double-layer my socks.

Like, if I'm going to put on hunting socks, I don't need my feet touching those hunting socks. Yeah. I don't need my feet touching those hunting socks. socks. I get a few uses out of those hunting socks. I get you. Everyone outside or something got to double down. Study looked at the microbial content of clothing, which had only been worn once, and socks had the highest, obviously, 8 to 9 million bacteria per sample. In the feet, not the grundle of an underpants?

No, feet. And the t-shirts had about 83,000. Nice. So wash your feet regularly, change your socks. Do you washing your feet in the shower, or are you just, letting the water do it. Sometimes. My feet are in the rain. Not all the time, foot wash, but

you know, once in a while, I remember and then I do a little balancing act. That's the last thing that I wash, basically. I'm getting to an age where I might need a shower stool. I'm just getting up there in years. I don't want to fall down on the shower. That could kill me. It'd be fun. I got weak ankles. I've already got weak ankles. I wouldn't mind sitting down.

Mm-hmm. If you want to take further steps, you can consider anti-microbial socks. Also, the UV radiation in sunlight is antimicrobial. If I could put my foot in that little sharp-rimer thing over there, that'd be great. That'd be awesome. Mm-hmm. I put my wiener in here.

Oh. Katie's yelling at us saying, wash our legs and feet. I do. Wash my legs. I wash my legs. What am I supposed to do, scrub between my toes? I'm already in water. The water's doing it.

Yeah, you give a little, get your lufo and you give a little. Oh, you get really in there. All right. Like that. Make that noise. I just let the gravity do its, uh, Do what it's doing. Bill says,

coming from a guy who messed up my foot and was in a cast for three months, I don't know. I didn't know the foot could shed so much skin. It was disgusting. Yeah, I don't. That is the weirdest thing when you take your cast off. And we're like, what happened in here?

Really, really gross. Really gross. It really is. It's the grossest thing. Busy day today for your boys. As we'll be up at Stewart in Oswego today from 3 to 5 for their holiday match camp. campaign and so that I can eat a big baloney

again. Are you going to get baloney again? Was it a good balona? It's a good sub. I'll tell you what Stewart's doesn't do. Limit their meats. No, no, I took that picture of your real meaty sub. A lot of places, scimp. Not Stewart.

No, that was a lot of meat. I got loaded up. What did I get? I got baloney turkey. Bologna turkey and salami. I was impressed. I've never seen that trio ever. Oh, that's the trio. Like, I, that's definitely, I've never seen anybody mix turkey, salami, and baloney, ever. I eat cold cuts probably every day. You're a cold cut, I freaking love cold cuts last night before cocaut.

Cotasur. I had, what did I have, a turkey and American cheese on brios bread before your show? Look at this guy. Dude, I'm a sandwich guy. Tell you something about me is I'm a sandwich guy. He's a sassy sandwich. Okay, I got. Sir.

I got, I can assure you on me eating a sandwich. I love sandwiches. So I'll be live tonight following that at 7 o'clock for a house party. So you get Cody and I from 3 to 5 at Stewart's in Oswego, and then 7 to them whenever we're done. We'll do a little music on Twitch. How's that sound good? How do you like that?

Get the gubble cool? What's my least favorite sandwich meat? I'm trying to think. Egg salad? Yeah, like you can't go like... Egg salad. By far. Yeah.

You ever had egg salad? Yeah. Have you? I'm going to tell you something, though. You didn't throw up right now. What one are you envisioning? Because there is an egg sale that I do like. All are gross, but just egg salad sandwich just looks like,

it looks like nice scrambled eggs inside of a sandwich, but it's not. Guess what? I don't dislike that. My mom used to make that with a miracle whip. Oh, whoa. Even I'm frowning it, miracle whip. You put that on a little toasted bread? I don't hate that.

I don't need that. Yeah, no. That's just, uh-uh. Dunes and Chad asking white or yellow American, slice of each. I got one of each at home. Oh, yeah. I got a slice of white, slice of yellow.

Double down? Uh-huh. I would guess my, maybe, like, probably ham. Yeah? I'll put it in. Well, no. I was going to run through what would be on the list in front of me. Obviously, like a liver worst is going to suck.

I'm not eating that. I like a bite. It's very confusing. Just a little taste. That's it. I like a bite of liverwurst. I like tuna, coop saying yuck to tuna. Um, no, I don't.

I used to like tuna fish, and I know I don't. hate it because of the you know I've had it and it's even though it's fish it doesn't bother me if I can make it the way I want to same big old miracle whip but salary salt I I can't even tell you the last time I was like I wish I had some tuna fish I get in moods for it sometimes yeah see I've never been I don't get into any moods for it although I know you like those the tuna creations the mango remember those they used to you remember he used to gag when I was the mango tuna and like a sack.

Remember that the full house girl would hawk for a while? Oh, like as a healthy food? You open a little bag and eat it with a fork. It was like their flavors. Yeah, I'm absolutely good. I do like a tuna melt. All right, well listen, we can talk sandwiches all day long if you want. Okay.

Come on up the stores. I'll go, I just like turkey. Just do your sandwich and provolins what you like. Turkey provolone and, uh, depends. on the day, if I'm going to go wild, I'll get spinach, cucumbers, and banana peppers. Wow. But those are the only three vegetables I like on the sandwich.

You do get crazy up there. That's as wild as I like to get. Did you say lettuce? Do you like lettuce? No, not really. Because sometimes it gets, my least favorite thing is either a mushy piece of lettuce or when you take a bite of the lettuce. Or you pull and like a long, like the shredded one comes out.

I don't like that texture in my mouth. No. Makes me uncomfortable. I'm with you on that. Well, we got some science news. As science has figured out how different animals rank according to monogamy. How monogamous are they? We rank pretty high, believe it or not.

Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know about that. Humans are more monogamous than mere cats, but less monogamous than beavers. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's good science. Thank God there's still cancer. Again, I always tell you this.

They're all studying different things. Well, that money should be taken away from that and put towards cancer research. Do you want to guess who is the least monogamous who's banging anything and everything? Wait, I think I know this. What? You might know it. I've talked about it before. Oh, really?

If you've got two assumptions, you can... I'm leaning towards like a... Is it in the water? No? One of them is in the water. One of them is on the land. Dolphin? Yeah, dolphin is very...

Dolphin is very humpy. Very humpy. I want to say a rabbit, but... No, they... Hold on. Where did rabbits think? But I don't know how rabbits, if it's just a hump-like rabbits with their own special friend. Taxline, you're all saying my ex, of course. Yes, of course. Your ex, Carol, thanks, mom, all those. But no, what's...

Chimpanzees. Which is weird. I thought we were close to chimpanzees. So we're monogamous, but chimps are? So then if you cheat on your wife, you'd be like, babe, that's just the... chimp in me. I don't know. It's just the ape in me, bro. I got that ape in me. Babe, I only, I can only do so much. Babe. King of the jungle.

I'm part chimpanzee. It's like, I'm here and I love you. I'm just battling these like chimpanzee DNA, dude. Oh, okay, I'm just supposed to fight my primal urges. This is my prime. I am an alpha male. Oh. You know that about me. You see, we watched Andrew Tate's

podcast. All is hard. You know I am an alpha. You know, look at me. You know that I only watch Rogan. 24-7. I'm an alpha male. I cannot fight these chimpanzee, uh, this DNA that is in me. I know I have a zan, but give me my cha. Now let me go do my cold plunge. Okay. I'm an alpha. Uh, the researchers found that beavers. Bevers.

Hey, nice beavers. Hey, you like to hump. Beavers? Uh, the researchers found that beavers are the most monogamous. Really? Really? 22% monogamy. I thought it was like penguins or something. Once their mate dies, they're like, oh, well, I'm screwed.

Yeah, that was always what we were told in schools that penguins find a mate for life, right? Those love doves or whatever, or, right? Like, once they feed the birds. Toppins a bag. That's my fault. Topins, topins. Ah, they say humans, we're about 66% monogamous. That ain't a great number.

Yeah, it's not the bad number. That ain't a great number should be a lot higher than that. That 34%... Hold on. It's the movie math here. 66.7. 34% of people. He said 6.000.

I did. 34% of people are just out there cheating all the time. Just got a... What did you say, babe? Babe, I can't help, but it's in my dear. December. It's the 8%. The other end of the scale says dolphins and chimpanzees come in with a monogamy rating of about 4%.

They're just out there putting their dolphin and chimp weaners and whatever holes they please. Mountain. Real nice. Mountain gorillas are about 6% monogamy. Babe, I am half mountain gorilla. Look at my muscles. I'm half mountain gorilla.

Babe, look at me here. Okay? Where's my protein shape? This is not the first study to use sibling proportions as a measure of monogamy. It's all the scientist stuff. Anthropologists are highly interested in understanding this diversity, something that is valued in stepping back and considering species wide patterns and how we compare to other mammals.

Okay. You're dating a dolphin, just knows he's probably cheating on you. I also, with these studies, especially this one of these kind, you're weird, scientists. Yeah. These ones are weird. Like you're following around animals. So you just watched a bunch of animals have sex for years?

Yeah. Okay. And not only are... Yeah, I'm the weird one, okay. Not only are dolphins not monogamous, they're rapists. Like they are regularly documented rapists. They don't care about what you do or do not want. And I didn't know this text line that this may or may not be true.

Ducks or necrophiliacs. Did you know that? They'll have sex with dead ducks, other dead ducks. And they got that corkscrew penis. You ever look at it? You ever see it? A little corkscrew penis. I've seen a little duck with the corkscrew penis.

Daffy duck and a little corkscrew penis. for the dead daffy-tuffi-ta. You're welcome. Put that's on your head. Oh, thank you. Let's party tonight. Let's get together, hang out, warm up at our houses. 7 o'clock house party, Friday night house party tonight.

Brought you by East Coast Emerald. He'll be providing some good, good for me. Whatever device I used this evening at the house party, shot out East Coast Emerald. Hey-oh. Heck yeah. Oh, I all burger. Stop on my own.

Do you touch the sky? Oh. A wiggity, wiggily, wiggily, wiggily, whew. Push my pants run backwards. Mm-hmm. I tried that once. Only did it once. Only did it once.

Only needed to do it once. Got my overalls on backwards. Oh, nice. Neil says, can you make an announcement to tell people to slow down and stop getting an accident and making my job harder? Neil, I would do my best, but I don't think they're going to listen to me. Slow it down. Slow down.

Out there is, yeah, we are getting some more school delays in close. I'm concerned for all your spring breaks. If you've planned trips, I would not be going anywhere. I don't know how this works, but it's got to be like what you said. They're going to have to do something. You can't put this on the teachers and the kids. We already go to school to like the end of June now, basically. It's insane that somebody can be like, well, I mean, these kids are just going to have to,

like, to use that tone. these teachers, it's snowing. Listen. They're not, like, protesting and not coming in. Listen, most of them kids are pretty dumb anyways, right? Come on. I don't care. I was one of them.

Look at me. Look at me. But it's so weird the way they're like, Oh, oh. What are we doing? Oh, no. I guess we can't get you any money. Yeah.

Like, stop dangling carrots for the people that teach all your stupid kids. I know. You got to be there. Jesus. Listen. Oh, well, the smart kids are going to be fine. The rest of us are we find our way. You know, we find our way, Cody.

It all works out in the end. It's that meme of we have to be the funny kid, and now we're driving to work at 4 o'clock in the morning. I hope it's worth it. Well, Christmas cards that we've talked about around the decline, is only about 26% of Americans send Christmas cards. Yeah, it's, I don't know, it's not a, it's a dying thing, but it's like just a dwindling kind of occurrence.

People still do it. It's just going the way of the Buffalo, as some people say, Cody. Yeah, yeah. Well, people are wondering, well, what other traditions are going to go away and die out in coming decades? Like, what other kind of things that we still do? What? I'm just so mean. I meanly just older members of your family.

Yes. My grandma. Like, this. No, like, one of them. Accurate. One of them that I think is already on its way. out would be class reunions? I didn't go to...

I went to one. I didn't care. It must have been like the 20th anniversary at lock one, but I'm just socially awkward and uncomfortable, so I don't, like, it's not like I socialize. The one that we had was, it was at a place where, in all the same people that are, they're going to be there tonight.

Yeah, they'll just, yeah. They'll be there tonight. They'll be at trappers tonight. I'm going to do a 20-year reunion right now. That's the other thing about ESM Phoenix. I can just pop down to lock one and get reunited with most of my class anyway. Otherwise, with all the social media and people are still pretty much in touch. Even my in-laws who live for that stuff, they live for these, let's get our class back together thing.

Even they're all on Facebook and they're talking to each other all day. And it's got to be sad as you get older. We're like, oh, our 50th year. It's smaller and smaller. Well, they're our dad. Yeah, yeah, get smaller and smaller. But my mother-in-lilin lives for that. That's her life.

She wants to be the last one standing. Trick or treating. What? It better not. Someone said, since trunk or treating has been taking off, do we think trick-or-treating will stick around? You know what? This year, even though it was the weather the way it was,

I disagree with seeing what I saw on the Internet. What? I think it's the trunk-or- treat is, and I don't necessarily agree because it's just having to, you know, do more things. I think it's an added event. It's not just, you know, just trick or treat. Trunk or treat the day, like, the weekend before. Yeah, you trick or treat on Halloween.

Yeah. But we're doing trunk or treat at, you know, the parking lot of blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I'm with Cody. Make it an ad on. Make Halloween the biggest holiday. It's my favorite holiday. That's fun. It's just it's a lot more for people to have to do to, that candy is, that's, that's,

It's going to coat away the buffalo. We're going to figure out something else to give out. Here. Because candy is now gone to $25 a bag. Here is a single kidney bean. Yeah. Happy Halloween. Yep, here you go.

Gender reveal events. Those should go away. If they aren't, they should. They're stupid. Yeah, those are. As a person that's good, no babies. Those don't, I don't see the appeal of those, but I see the appeal of those in the eyes of like,

like my mom or your mom. Yeah, like they would like going to a baby-centric party. I could see them wanting to, I can hear both of their voices going, okay, let's cut the cake. And then they get to know, yeah. But also it's like just a way to get another baby shower, isn't it? Like you have the baby shower, but then also the gender reveal? Do you give things at the baby or the, the, oh my God, you just said it.

Nope. Gender reveal. I don't know. You better bring a gift. Oh, you do. You have to give one of that. Oh, boy. I don't know why people are so obsessed with gender and genitals anyways.

What genitals will that baby have? What? That's like, what genitals are those babies? Show me what baby genitals that baby will have. We're good. We're good. Okay. Black Friday.

That's definitely going away. It's gone. I don't think Black Friday is a thing anymore. It's, yeah. It's and it's the store's fault. They've pushed everything. So like, all right, well, Black Friday starts. It starts now. Black Friday deals start now.

And it's like the middle of November. They make a lot of online deals. They've also made it to kill itself out. They made it so it was impossible. Oh, you want to get a $50 TV? We have one. Yeah, that was no fun. That's stupid.

That's not. It was going away before the pandemic anyways, and then the pandemic definitely killed it off. And I don't know about anybody else. I get way better deals on Cyber Monday. Ooh, when you're cyber section with chicks all day? Oh, ew. Squeez says the mall was so dead on Black Friday.

Yeah. People aren't going out and shopping on Black Friday anymore. The places aren't doing deals that are worth it. There's no deals. There's not. The only people that do worth it deals are our local small businesses. And again, we're all broke. None of us have money.

Also true. What do you want us to do? Yes. We're broke. We've got to eat food. We can't go buy things. This is an interesting one. These are things are, are these going away.

You know, people are saying Christmas cards are going away. Are these other things going away? Daylight savings time, I don't know if that ever changes. I don't know why we fight over that so much. I know, I hope. It's the only thing that I've wanted, but then I also flip-flop on it every time. Will private fireworks ever go away? There have been increasing local crackdowns on private fireworks due to property damage.

No. I don't think they'll ever go away. No. That's like the best part of July. Have you seen that video that the... like a drone takes over like the city of Syracuse and stuff from up top by Strathmore. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, private ones are never going away.

That's cool. If anything, the sale of hoses is going to go up so we can spray the shed off when we light it on fire. Back it up there. Weddings. Large-scale weddings are slowly in the decline. So almost that a lot of Americans are the two strap per cash or don't want to send themselves into debt for a wedding. I would agree. I can see that one.

Not going away. They're not going to go away. No, people still have weddings. But you can absolutely see the dwindling of people getting married and the need for these huge ones. But on the same side, you can also see that people are still all about it. There still will always be a market firm. I want to have a grandiose, big old. I mean, I call it second prom because a lot of these people like these, not just the bride.

There's a lot of grooms who love second prom too. So they have second prom. And they're like, now we're 25. and let's have all our friends together and do a big stuck and rum when we party. Like, okay, fine, go ahead. But I do agree. Most people are broke. Yeah.

I'm not going to go into $50,000, $60,000 a debt. No. To feed you chicken and have a DJ in photos. Like, no. Feed you chicken, but it's going to be a butt ton of chicken wings. Exactly. Which would put you into $60,000 a day. Oh, you know what?

Yes, also true. Yeah, never mind. Thank you cards. Oh. I like thank you cards. I mean, yeah. I should send money. more of them. I should be more thankful.

Thank you. Thank you for what? Thank you for loving me. Well, it's also now social media. With that, you don't, why do you need a thank you card for here? I post it right on your wall. Thank you. Or a text. Yeah. Yeah. Well, those are some of the things they seek slowly on the decline, starting with Christmas cards. We used to get dozens when I was young. Almost every family member sent them now. It's mostly an old person thing. Yeah, you would line your parents. Yeah. You would line a door jam with them. You did the whole thing. That the whole display and now there's nobody.

Yeah. Yep. But also, again, that's a social media thing. I can see all your stupid family. Here's our photo. Merry Christmas. Oh, Christ, that's your face. Everything on my list, baby.

Maybe. Twitch.tv slash K-Rock, C-N-Y. Get well, John. We're streaming all morning and there, but if you want to hang tonight, at 7 o'clock, I'll do a house party. And I really won't, really, Mama Christmas. Look at all this content we create. We're content creators.

We're creating content in a content creator world. That's it. Okay. We could create some content for you. Trying to. If you guys would like, whoever you is. Whoever you is out there, we're looking to create content for you. We'll create that content.

I went down a whole wormhole yesterday. Two hours. Which is pretty funny because he could fit into a warm hole. You know what I'm saying? I was asking Cody if he heard about this guy. He had not heard about this guy. No, I even Googled it because. Owen Hansen.

I've got a 2003 USC Carson Palmer jersey. So you'd think I would have heard of this guy. If you want to watch this interview, he was on Vlad TV, which is a popular YouTube channel. He does interviews, musicians, crime bosses, cool stuff.

Yeah. And he posted an interview with Owen Hansen. Owen Hansen was the USC quarterback back years, like, when we would have been, like, he's our age. late 90s type deal. Or in that little less, like early 2000s, like 06, 7, 8. Oh, so was after Carson Palmer.

Okay. Okay. And he starts, like, a gambling thing. When he gets out of college, I, there's a whole documentary about the guy. And he is doing like a book, like a, like a, like, what do they call it, like, uh, uh, autobiography? No, when he was a gambling, he had like a, like a sports book.

He was running like his own, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He was like a bookie. That's what I'm going to say. Gotcha, got you, got you. He was a bookie. And then he gets contacted by the cartel. And the cartel was like, well, how could you help us hide a little money? And now he's hiding a little money.

And then he's like, well, hey, could you move some cocaine for us? And he's like, I can try to move some cocaine. He's making a million dollars a day moving cocaine for this cartel. Then he's got to figure out how to launder the money back into the United States from Australia. it, dude. It's a crazy interview. Apparently, that's nuts. Mark Wahlberg has bought the rights to his story. They're going to do a movie? They're going to make a scripted thing about it. Oh, all right. Okay.

About this guy, this USC quarterback who went from being on USC to where he is now. All of this looks like it'd be a movie. Just from hearing about it. I've never been more, like, enthralled with a story than this guy's Vlad TV interview. It's on my Facebook page, K. Rock, John. on Facebook where he talks about this whole journey and like how we had a guy who was going to gamble for him and he lost a bunch of money and then the cartel was like you owe us four million dollars like it's a whole thing not out of what you don't want a spoiled if you don't want it spoiled

come back 10 seconds yeah is he in jail he was he's out now okay okay he did do time I'm seeing pictures and stuff and there's one where it looks like he's behind bars yeah because he because for whatever reason wandering money for the cartel no this is Again, if you want to spoil. Oh, it always is something garbage. He's in jail. For like car something. No, he was in jail for Racketeer, like a RICO charge.

It was legit charges. It always gets you for something weird. So he's in jail and he starts making a protein ice cream. Yeah. Because he's like, he's an athlete. He wants to work out. He wants to work out in the jail. Yeah.

So he makes these protein drinks that he was selling. Leaves one in ice for too long. It becomes an ice cream. So he's like, obviously people in prison had phones for whatever reason. I never understand that. But he's like, film me making this. Because when I get out, I'm going to launch a protein ice cream business. And that's what he does now.

He has California ice protein, which is his business. He's on the up and up. Strong-buried flavored. Ah. I bring all that up because I do have a cocaine story I want to do here. Don't we all? As Jaden? I can't even say his last name.

Kovarubias. Okay. Big Jaden. Big Jaden. Big Jaden. Has been sentenced to almost two years in prison in order to pay fines. Because, yes, he was selling cocaine. Yes. He possessed about one and a half pounds of cocaine when they arrested him.

He had the stuff on him. But what he was doing that other people weren't doing, flavoring his cocaine. Oh, see, there's the next business idea. I've been going on our... wrong with flavor and my sugar before making it into Kool-Aid. It's a different white powder I need to be mixing with Kool-Aid apparently. And I don't know, hold on a second. Everyone's saying...

Can I get three-pound bags of that? Yeah, guys, you're all saying Cocaine Cowboy on Prime. It's a good show on Owen Hanson. That show's not about Owen Hansen. That's another cocaine story. Yeah, I don't know what that is. So, yes, I do agree. Cocaine Cowboys is a great story, but that explores the rise of cocaine dealer John Roberts. It has nothing to do with this Owen Hanson story. Totally different cocaine story. Anyways, back to

Arizona where Jaden has been sentenced for selling cocaine, and he's getting extra time because it was marketed to kids, being flavored. That's how they always get you. Yep. They're trying to sell this to kids. Can't sell this to kids. No, no, allowed. Can't sell your Coke to kids. His flavored cocaine had flavors

such as peanut colada, strawberry, coconut, and banana. Now, I'm not a fellow who does cocaine. I've never done cocaine. I've no desire to. What would the flavor matter? Is, like, when it drips down the back of your throat?

Like, is that when you taste it? I don't know, but why, like, is it in, like, just it's in your, like, smell and taste. Well, I know you snort it, but then it, like, drips down your throat because it's in your nostrils. So it's, like, warm cocaine liquid. Yeah. I don't know. That's just. No, thank you. What is it?

I don't, I mean, it's just flavored cocaine. But how does he flavor it? I don't know. I didn't, they don't give, they don't dive into his process. Is he just like drying an oil and crumbling it? And then I don't, I don't know how that even works. Well, in this Owen Hanson interview, he had to make, to get cocaine into certain, and again, I'm ruining some of it for you.

He had a chemist who took cocaine, but then made it into liquid cocaine. Oh, I mean, now we're talking. So that he could put it in wine. mine bottles and ship it around. There you go. That's what he was doing. There we go. And then they would get, when it would get to the destination, another chemist would make it like

97% pure cocaine somehow. Damn. For a guy who watches and learns a lot about cocaine, I really don't know much about how it works. We've never done it. We're going to just do it for science, I guess. We have to do some. Just a little bit.

We just got to see what it smells like. Hon, I'm going to be late. I got to do a little cocaine for the show. There's banana cocaine. We got to just see what it smells like. What it tastes like real quick. I would not. last a second on cocaine.

If I get just a little too high, I freak out. I'll say it's cold and hair and I'm sweaty a little bit now. I don't need to be sweatier or more ADD riddled. Like that Zenco thing? That's a fat gorilla. That's a big fat gorilla. That Zenco thing I use

for my usage at home, wink, wink. You put cocaine in it. No, I'm saying that that puts out a lot of vapor. Yeah. Of things I won't mention. And it's a big hit. It's a water And there's times when I'll hit that, and then, like, five minutes later, I'm like, oh, my God, my brain is, my brain's, my brain's on fire. Yeah, that's the best.

And I'm like, that's how I feel on just a little hit of a vape. Makes my heartbeat. Hey, I can't imagine cocaine in my body. And I don't want to. I have no desire to. I'll let you guys report back. I'm sure. You got to go like this with your eyes a lot, I think.

And you got to do a lot of it. And then they, they lick, wait, they don't lick their lips. No, that's it's it. That's when you get, what's the horny drug? What am I thinking of with the, with the, with the mouth that coke? It's like... I don't know. You're doing a ton of thing.

I don't know. I thought they did it like a thing. I know it's a lot of like... Yeah, co-heads are more jacked up, right? But that's also sometimes crackheads, sometimes methods. I don't know. You get too gum. I've learned in my life I'm very bad at spotting when people are on drugs or booze.

I just... Right, am I on drugs? Yes. Oh. No, I've been around a lot of people on drugs and who are drunk and I just am not good at telling it. I can't guess. Am I drunk, though. You are very intoxicated right now.

I'm hammered. I couldn't even drive here today. Ah, you got to pick them up, you guys. One week from today, you know where we'll be, Cody? A week from today. Friday. Oh. December 19th.

No, you've never mentioned it. You've never mentioned it. You've learned about this yet? No, what is... What are you guys going to do that? What is it? Best of us for the rest of us. It's our biggest show of the year.

We'll be live at live. Lock 1 distilling in Phoenix, New York. I still have some spots on the VIP list if you want to get in. But you got to act fast. Hit me on the text line or slide into my DMs on social media. I will get you on that list. What does that entail? Well, nothing.

You're going to come to a free show and enjoy some free lock one samples. You're going to get some breakfast. That's, you got to pay for. That's, yeah. That's what's going to be fast. A cash bar, but they're going to have Mamosa flights, Mimosa Towers. I love watching you guys get obliterated. Yeah, hammered by 8 a.m. is a great morning.

It's the best. It's just the show gets funner every couple minutes. Really does. Yep. So you got plenty to eat, plenty to drink, and we'll have a lot of fun. We'll be playing our games. I am collecting your grievances already. So if you want to air your grievance and you can't tune in next Friday morning,

text it right now to the K Rock Text on any time. Even if you're listening to the show on demand later in the day, 315, 365, 164, 1009. We've got some good grievances so far. We will air your grievances next Friday. We'll have our feet of strength. Various games are going to be playing. Yeah, I had someone message me when I said about the dish to pass. No, you don't actually have to bring you.

I mean, feel free to you guys do whatever you want. It's silly. You guys bring whatever you want. Do everything you want. Whatever you want. And the only thing you do have to bring is if you want to be in the dollar store gift exchange. The gift exchange. So how does that work?

You go ahead of your family dollar, your dollar store, whatever, you thrifty shopper. I don't care. You buy something. You wrap it up and you bring it. Bring it to the gift exchange. That means you'll get a gift and you'll get somebody else's gift. You just pull it off the table and unwrap it. We'll see what you get.

I got to remember to do that this year. I forgot last year. I didn't do it. And Google Trends has released the most difficult things to wrap this season. Anything that's not a square. Yeah. Cody and I are now when it comes to hip-hop. We're great rappers with an R.

Yes. We have fire mixtapes. Yes. Rapping with a W we're both terrible at. I hate it. I'm not good at it. I don't understand. I don't understand the science behind it.

It doesn't make sense. I watch my wife do it. She's like pro at it. I don't know how to do it. People and they like put ribbon on. I'm like, I'm like a great gift wrapper. I get bags there.

And boom, it's a bag. I like to wrap. I have a bunch of wrapping paper and stuff. They just, it just, I don't, I can't grasp like size of things.

And how much paper I need. Yeah, yeah. I just. And then the ends of the box are just wotted up, folded paper. My move is to cut a giant piece. And then I grab stuff from the pile that I'm wrapping and I go, oh, okay, this will fit in this.

Or I go, I got to cut this in half and then I can use both of these to wrap this. You're like the indigenous people. You're using all parts of the animal. Nothing goes to waste. Nothing goes to waste. Yes. So the Google list, you know how you just type in how do you blank? Yeah.

They went with how do you wrap and then solve what the most common results were. Like this. I what, I what, I what, I what. Number one, most. searched how to wrap, how to wrap a candle. That's going in a bag. I'm attempting to wrap a round thing. No, see, that's where again, you just cut off a piece and you lay it sideways and you roll the,

you roll the candle with a wrapping paper. It was somebody on Reddit who made a hilarious white elephant gift exchange for their work. Yeah. Maybe I'll steal this idea next year. Knock on wood. And it's a, it's, it was many booze bottles and booze, but they wrapped it. How do I explain this? They shaped it exactly like a razor scooter.

So like the bottom was a roller scooter, but if you open it, it was booze. It's booze. That's cool. I like that. That's funny. That's talent. I can't do that. Number two, how to wrap a baseball bat.

Box it. Find a box. Oh, say that or you just, you're going to have to know you're getting a baseball bat. Just got a ball on it. That's getting rolled up in the wrapping paper again. He's all getting laid down and rolled up. It looks exactly like a baseball bat. Oh, you guessed it is.

How could you tell? Because you're wrapped to the bottom and the top and it's, look, it's like a baseball bat. This one you don't wrap. How to wrap power wheels. Oh, like that, unless it's in the box. Yeah. And then you have to stupidly try to put that together yourself. No, you want that pre-assembled or you want Santa to deliver it pre-assembled and charged.

Yeah, that's one of those where giant bow sitting there or you wheel it out after for your kid. Oh, like, you know what I mean? Santa brought one more. You know, go look in the garage, bud. Wean, wham, wham! Yeah. Knowing little bastard runs out to the garage, and then he wants to go and then he rides it into the snow, and then it's stuck, and you've got to go out there in the snow. That was my dream.

That was the ultimate rich kid flex, at least in the 80s and 90s was power wheels. We never had a power wheel. I dreamt of having a power wheel. Yeah, they just were, they really were. That was the biggest toy you ever saw. You saw that in a kid's yard. You were like, no effing way. Dude, I've shared this.

before. You got the Barbie Corvette. We never had power wheels. We could never afford them. But then when my mom got remarried to their Bobby Bunkcake there, Hey there, Josh. His brother's kids had a power wheel, but I was too big to eat in it, but I still did it. I still did it.

I would. I had to scratch that part of my brain. I was like, I'm going to sit in this power wheel. Yeah, too bad. Mm-hmm. Power wheel. Cousin Jay says, I'm not even high, and I just spent five minutes in the wrong Twitch channel. They were speaking completely in German, showing a racing clip, and I thought you guys

were doing a bit. Thank you, Joe. Nos. Thank you, cousin Jay. Speaking of Power Wheels, Cousin Jay's kid, has like a row of power wheels. Nice. And Cousin Jay updated them all so that he can use replaceable, like, DeWalt, power drill batteries. He made them better. Yeah, he's a smart guy. Dude, Cousin Jay's son rips around that yard. He's got a tractor. He's got like a Jeep looking thing. He's ripping around that yard. That'd be the best.

back to Hardest things to wrap, according to Google. How to wrap sweatpants. You got to box it. You got to get a shirt box. Yeah, say clothes go in the clothes boxes that you go to your mom. Are you saving this?

Can I have a white box? Here you go. Are you saving this after you open it? Yeah, the cheat is always a clothes box. Yeah. For anything that, like, you can put bags of candy in a closed box. You can put scratch-off tickets in a clothes box.

Those t-shirt boxes are the hack. That's how you level the playing field. Same with this one. How do you wrap a calendar? You can put it in a box or you just wrap it. Yeah, lay it there and wrap it. Like that's not some, the calendar isn't something that you're going to be like, you see and you go, that's a calendar.

Oh, well, you ruined it. Yeah, there's a bunch. Sure bro, Josh in the tax line says, you wrap candles like Tootty rolls. You roll them at the ends. Yes, exactly. That's the way to do it. Exactly. Absolutely you do.

The bat, too. Same. The bat, you tootsie roll it. Tootsie bat. What are some other things? things that didn't make the list of a real hard to wrap? Let's see here. I'm trying to think.

I just had something in the top of my tip of my tongue. Does Mama Max still get you a stocking? Do you do stocking? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I got stocking. You do stocking first or last? Stocking goes first. Stocking goes first.

Stocking goes last in my house. Really? Yeah. Oh, no, you got to go first. Why does stocking go first? Appetizer. Ah, see, I view the stocking as the dessert. Oh, I like that.

Like you've done the guess. Interesting. There's still the stocking, you guys. See, my stockings got all my little treats that I can eat while I'm opening my presents. It's got all my little candies and such. Oh, so it can sustain you. Yeah. Yeah, stockings in our house have the treats in it, but they go last.

Oh, so you know. It's the final. It's the finale. Not necessarily the finale, because the finale is the big gift at the end. It's like, all right, we got one more gift, and that's your big gift. See, unless that's like a thing, ours are you guess. You have to guess whatever you want your last gift to be. Oh, Mama Mac doesn't plan.

it out? I mean, she does if there is, okay, we got one more. And then she wheeled out my snowblower that one year because, I mean, that's hard to. That's hard to hide. Yeah. But no, it's usually, I usually try, I have a very, like, you know, families of weird, silly traditions. We have a certain wrapping paper bag that I have every year that's, like, why would this be a thing? But, uh, that's what I tend to go for a last. The wrapping paper bag? There's a certain bag that's reused every year. Oh, and it's a joke. It's a silly bag. You know it'll be something good in there?

Yeah. So even if it's not, it doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be something good. I mean, all my present are good. You just say it for last anyways. But, yep, you gamble. Mm-hmm. Because the big one ain't always going to be the best.

A lot of debates happening on when stockings happen in our chat. Stockings are last, Katie says. Sarah says she does them first. Deanna does them last. I do like that it's back and forth. I really thought that everyone just, okay, go get your stocking. Absolutely not. Interesting.

That's how Tam Tam raised us. Stockings were always. last because then you get your life saver book, you get your deodorant. My aunt used to make my cousin eat breakfast first. Can't do nothing. That's brutal. You gotta eat breakfast.

We had rules of like the time you had to wait till like 6 a.m. or something. You can't get up at 4 in the morning and start unwrapping. No, we were never, I don't think we were ever that bad where we're like, we gotta wake up. But now we got two teenagers. That's the thing, yeah. We'll sleep in and we can sleep in.

Yep. But they also have the kid gene. They want to go open presents. so their brooms are right above us. They'll just start walking very heavily and slopping around to wake us up. No, I take forever. I take forever and I know where I get my ADD

from because it also takes forever because my mom gets up 15 to 35 times. For what? Anything and everything you could ever possibly think of, my friend. Oh, my chapsticks out there, okay. Oh, here, look, open your, open your, this. Okay, this is your big present.

Okay, are you ready? Oh, let me get my camera. Hold on. My coffee's. Yep. Mm-hmm. It's very funny. That's why it takes you so long because Deb can't sit still.

I also like to savor it, so I'll watch things or I'll try to, if I have something, I got to open it then and put it together. Katie says we make our kids wait while we brew a pot of coffee. That's not too bad. I think that's a parent thing where it's just, I, Santa and I have worked so hard. Yeah. You are going to enjoy this and savor it. Yes.

Cousin Jay says, stockings go. first, then first wave of picking up wrapping paper, then first wave of presence, then second wave of cleaning up, then to continue on with that process. I'm a live paper grabber. Are you? I got a big, I have a big industrial garbage bag. That's what we do. And as things are unwrapped, it's in that bag.

So we just toss it, no. And then it depends, it depends if anybody's family. The current crop of dogs aren't as bad. We had the old dog, Delilah. you couldn't put wrapping paper into that bag. She had to rip up and chew every single piece of wrapping paper. I couldn't handle that. Making a bigger mess?

All of it. No, I couldn't handle that. It was hilarious. All right, I got BP on the text line asking us questions. Do you guys do gifts on Christmas Eve, one before they go to bed? Nope. Yeah, I get a... He gets his ornament.

He gets his ornament. He gets his ornament. I remember that when we used to, when we'd go, I've shared the story a million times. We'd go to Christmas Eve church service, and we'd everybody do a silent night, and you all get the candle. The gift kids. And you know that after you finish silent night at church, you're going to go home, and then maybe you get to do, like, one small gift. Or like a grandparent would be over to give you a gift or something like that. What's crazy to me is how long it took me and my brother to realize that the gift we were getting on Christmas Eve was an ornament.

A couple of years? No, forever. It took until like a couple years ago. Oh! Then we realized like... Every year we get an ornament. You know, this is going to be an ornament again, isn't it? It's fun.

I like it. Andy's landscaping on text line says, Stockings first, you open those while you're waiting for your parents to wake up. No. You can do stockings first, but parents got to be there to watch it. I got to see what's in your stocking. I don't know what's Santa put in your stocking. Does anybody have those kids that you have to watch them like a hawk

because they will run down and just start having Christmas without anybody? I mean, if you live in a lawless house, the thing I complain about the most is when we do, You, my family Christmas and my sisters, everyone's opening at the same time. I can't see what people are opening. I don't know who's got what. Yep. I don't know who's saying thank you to who.

Who got what? I got to slow it down. Slow it down. When you and your brother were on rep gifts, would it be like Cody goes? Yep. Now Casey goes. Then Cody goes. That's it would be a thing too where all of a sudden it would look over and I'd be like Casey,

you only got three left. I got like seven or eight. So would you then catch up? a little bit. He's got to open. He's got like 10 laughs. It's got to be you both have one left at the end. Look on where he's got. It's got to stay balanced until the variant.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then as the parent, you're like, well, it's because you're big gift. Everybody got the same amount. It's just your big gift. I again would just take my time and I don't know that. I'm not the no, no, this.

We'll open this later. Especially if it's like a video game or something from back in the day. You got to open. I got to see the book. Text sign. asking, what do you guys eat on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas Eve, we have a party at my house. Although it might just be you coming over this year if you want to come over. Yep.

Everybody's out of town. Oh, really? Oh, I mean, if you still do it, I will. I will do it. It's going to be just you and my family and my parents probably. Come on over. And we'll do like crock pot of meatballs, weaners in a blanket. I love those.

Cookies. All those cookies. Cookies are out. Some chili on Christmas Eve. And then Christmas Day is a leftovers day. What do you eat? Anything special? Christmas Day, we tend to do different stuff.

This year we're doing, is it a lasangney? I love a lasagna on Christmas. I can't remember because we're also doing a roast in the smoker. Because apparently my mom wants me to go stand outside in the middle of Christmas all day because I'm going to have to not be obsessed and just stand and staring at the smoker like I did for Thanksgiving. But I think that would be good because usually it's something like that. Or I'll let that make a ham. because they like a ham

and they'll have other stuff. All right. Or like a breakfast, like, there's like an egg thing that I like to has. What is it? Like a special leg meal?

It's like an egg casserole. Just a little, a little whatnot. I love to have Christmas cookies for breakfast on Christmas morning. And then the rest of the day is just whatever leftovers we got or maybe my wife will make like a new,

like a different appetizer. Like here's the chicken, bacon, ranch ring or something like that. Text line goes to the casino on Christmas Eve. That's not a bad idea. Is the casino open on Christmas?

Yes, it is, right? I would imagine. I think it's always open. I would bet. Taxline does scallop potatoes and ham on Christmas Day. That's a Christmas meal. Yeah. I get it.

Ham. You got some ham. Oh, yeah, cinnamon buns on Christmas morning is a standard as well, cousin Jay. Same and our... Oh, that's not a bad one. You do a cinnamon bun. Oh, Sanam boom. Anyways, what are your traditions?

What do you guys got going on? I love hearing about all this stuff. Stockings first or stockings last? Joining us in studio from edible arrangements. We got Dave. Hey, David. How are you doing? I'm doing great.

Are you doing? We are fantastic. And a lot of people, let's start with this, may not know that edible arrangements is locally owned and operated right here. These are your edible arrangements locations, right? Yep, yep. My wife and I own the locations on Erie Boulevard in Syracuse and West Genesee Street in Camillas.

My good buddy, Charlie Sexton, owns the store in Clay, New York. And collectively, the three of us cover the entire Syracuse market. So we employ local people. We all live in the area. So we're part of a big franchise. it's very much a locally small family-owned business. And you're putting these together locally. It's not like it's coming from some centralized, you know,

distributor in the middle of the country. You're doing these here. Yes, sir. We get our produce in every day from local produce vendors down in the market. We're putting them together ourselves. Everything's fresh, made same day, made to order, fruit coming in every day. Get flowers in from local floral vendors every day.

We bake our own cookies in store. Wow. I'd fail real miserably at that, Dave, because I'd be cutting up things and I'd do. One for the basket, one for me. This one at the corner fall off. One for the basket, one for me. But you do everything right here locally.

So let's talk about some of the things people want to maybe send an edible arrangements for. End of the year, maybe Christmas gifts, anything like that, right? Yep, Christmas gifting, you know, Hanukkah gifting, New Year's. I just want to thank someone for all the great work for the end of the year. Maybe it's a coworker, you know, your son or daughter's teacher. basically anyone you want to say thanks to to for all they've done for you throughout the year. We have a wide variety of gifts.

I always tell people where your one-stop shop for gifting where we have flowers, fruit, bake shopped items, plushies, balloons, you name it, we probably have it. And everything, there's some stuff that you have same day, right? You can walk into an edible or amids and pick it up. Yes, sir. So we're open all seven days of the week,

nine to seven Monday to Saturday, 10 to four on Sundays. We offer same-day delivery all seven-day. of the week. So you can even call us up at 5.30 and we can get you something there that day. So if somebody wants to plan a little further out though, maybe like a special customized gift, how much time should they need for that? It doesn't make a difference. You can still do that same day. You save a little bit of money if you're not getting a same day delivery. Okay. But one day notice, week notice, five minutes notice, whatever you need, we can take care of you.

All right, what's the best way to get in touch, Dave? So you can call any of our store locations, so I won't bore you guys with all three of the phone numbers or visit us. on Erie Boulevard and DeWitt, West Genesee Street and Camillis, or out in Route 13 and Clay, or you can go to www. www.com. Edible.com. Get your ordering, get yourself some gifts. What are you looking at? Because we missed it, because we had to do stuff last week.

He brought one in. There was one in here. Was it the holiday dessert board? Yes, it was. Oh, what is on that? Everything. The cookies, there's little Santa things, chocolate-covered strawberries, there's little pine apples. Oh, we miss that?

Next time they ask you to bring some. something and you ask, is Josh and Cody there today? Because we got boned. You brought this in and everybody got to enjoy it but us. So you say, I'm not bringing this in. I heard about it. I was jelly. Unless Josh and Cody are there. Very jelly.

My bad guys. You forgive you. Good to see you, man. Have a great holiday season. Likewise. It's save to you too. New staff from the pretty reckless for I am death is the name of that song. You don't need to be death. Goodness.

My goodness. No, no. You're going to be death on the holidays. You're going to rule the holidays by being death, Josh. Real nice. All right. Busy day today. We're going to get to our gaming stream. Gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.

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There's still more things. We are not done. We're going to head up into the Oswego snow today from three to five. We'll be at the Stewart Shops right there on Eutick Street, right there. Basically across from that first bridge or second bridge, whatever you consider. If you're going up into Oswego, you go over the first bridge, not the second. If you're on Bridge Street, you're done going too far. Let's go across that first bridge and come out over.

We'll be right over there today, three to five. Although luckily, Oswego's weird. So if you do go over that second bridge, take a left immediately and just keep going straight in that event. Eventually, you get right to where we are. You'll get there. So we'll be there today. And then when we get done with that, I just can't get enough of you, dopes.

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