The Show - SMELL THAT SMELL

Episode Date: October 25, 2026

If you wanna open a business on Hard Mode, we encourage you open a dispensary. Some woman gets wacked in the head at a Top Golf & she wins big. Couples costumes get the boys horny for some cartoons. Plus so much more on a Friday!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Sounds weird. Your headphones sound weird?

Yeah, because again, you know, got somebody in here last night? Well, they did after the other day, whenever they just had them tossed. Somebody playing with them? That's why I hide all my stuff. That's why I figured if you see it over here set nicely in a certain spot, yeah, why not pick it up, drag it over there, use them, and then toss everything back. There's not a headphone jack right in front of their stupid faces. Yeah, I don't know.

There's only whoever's been here. I've only been here for a bunch of years. I don't know what idiots are in this room. I don't care. Morons. I don't know what idiots are in this room anymore. I don't even know who works here anymore. To be honest with you.

Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. Dernu, but three through it at the gym or having lunch. Pick one. October 23rd, 2000, 26. You did it. You made it through a Friday, friends.

How do we do? Are we good? Oh, well? You still got, uh, I guess two weekends of ghostiness. You got this and all of them. this weekend's going to be the top notch. Going to your haunts, going to your scary things. Things are going to be wild this weekend.

Busy in a good way, but it's still going to be busy out there. Spooktacular stroll all weekend. Head over to that. Listen, Grimsley's Gorge opening. Go wear out your kids. That way you can do the fun stuff. Take them to Spuptacular. And then, oh, you're so sleepy a long day.

And then you can do adult fun Halloween things. Yes. Good night, kids. Good night. Child. A nice creepy cocoa puffs last night. Yeah, they can sleep. They can sleep in the tub.

Need be. A stupid tub. We don't know why that tub is there. It's been there your whole life. It's been there forever. And I forgot the stairs to nowhere. Chris finally took them out of there a while back. What?

They were just stairs that went nowhere? Right where they put the camera. Okay. Last night. There were a large set of stairs. that led up to a wall? To the floor. I assume it was from a renovation they did a while back.

There must have been a way to get down there. Maybe it was like, how to get to the cellar back in the 1850s or whatever the hell. It was still weird. You had to leave the house to go to the basement. Yeah. We all didn't know where you went because it's very common for Cody just to wander away

and get distracted. Yes. Cody just said, all right, we're going to go to the basement. And then he laughed. For a couple minutes. Yeah. Because the house is so old, you've got to go out around back. Yep.

To go to the cellar. You got to get down to the cellar. So maybe that was the way. But it was still just weird because where the stairs lead are, it's so confusing. The stairs that lead to the upstairs and the actual house to like the bedrooms. It's almost like they mirrored each other in like the stairs were down in the basement. it and then right above them were the stairs to go upstairs. So if those stairs could go through the floor, it would just lead you to the stairs.

Weird. Yeah, it's very weird. It's a weird ass house, man. So weird ass house. Well, you're there tonight, so hopefully you get some activity tonight just on your own. Nobody tapping windows moving handles last night. Nope, nope. I left the door open.

I was like, you know what? I don't even need to be tempted. We're just going to leave the door open. Here you go. We're not going to be jiggling, handling handle. and waking me up all hours of the night. Come on in. So help yourself.

See what you can find around here. Good. Take a peek. He's not trying to be funny. He's not trying. Don't give anybody the worst day at their job. Although none of them are ever sexy race dance, Ghostbuster ghosts.

No. On zipping my pants. No, I'm trying to have intercourse with you. Yeah. I'm sorry, bud. That's weird they wrote that into Ghostbusters. Yeah. It's still weird to this day.

It is what it is. Can I sex with one of them? Yeah, can I do one of them? Dan, what did you just say? Yeah, I'm going to write down here. I might have sex with one of the ghosts in it. Yeah. I'm going to have sex with the ghost.

I'm going to have sex with one of the ghosts. I don't do it. Okay. It's a Friday. We are here. I just one little nibble. That's all you need, but it doesn't, because a serving is 10 milligrams, and a serving is like a hand pile.

A whole handful. So you could sit there and eat that whole bag and what, it's 100 for the whole bag? Yeah. Boy, that ain't bad. So did you sign up on Grow? Yeah, I signed up on Grow. Oh, okay.

Yeah. But did you put your forms on Equal? Yes. I don't think I did. Okay, so you got to upload your forms to Equal and then go to Native. dot FM and then that's where you'll put in your license number. I did it.

Okay, I did that. All right, but we can't submit the manifest until you go to invite. Okay, I went to invite. My handbook thing is not there still. Okay, so what you got to do is you've got to go, you got to click retailer, and then you need to go to... Hold on, I have to re-logging. Okay, go to entitlement.co.

No. And there you'll, okay, that's where you'll submit. This is what my life has been this week, my friends. Hold on, I'm logging in. I ain't ever done government work like a lot of you have. And the amount of hoops that you need to jump through and nothing is connected, it seems, where you've got to have a form filled out here, but then you've got this, the samples come from here. We're opening dispensary.

And none of it means a damn thing either. It's all, it's driving me baddie. It's driving me baddie. It's almost like It's almost like a game When it comes to the millionaires and billionaires Getting their money From all of this

You know they don't have such a hard time Somebody handles a floor It's just straight up And you do what Oh I get taxes from Money from the weed taxes From Wednesday Okay here go here's your check sir

Thank you Yeah Andrew it was a pain to figure out my dumb ice cream Oh he's dead Oh he's dead That's it I think I'm coming unraveled. You need a nice warm pee.

And you were all complimenting how well I was handling the stress. And then I think that I am coming unraveled because it's all government forms. Well, then did you sign, did you fill out this form? Okay, well, you got to go to there. And then every time a new brand shows up, they're like, okay, we're going to get you your order. Do you have an abundant account? No. What's that?

What's that? That's the other thing is that everybody uses something different. That's how we do it. You can't just do what the P-chop backdoor receiver used to do because I'd be standing there and listening and then one of the offenders would say something like that to him about their their thing and he'd be like, no, you're either doing it this way or you can take it, get the hell out.

Because he was the grumpiest person I've ever known. I think I had it that direction. You couldn't. I couldn't be as angry. Everything made him angry. We do, actually, we do our ordering through earthwax. Do you have earthwax? No, I didn't know the sign up for that.

Because again, it's a lot of everybody. I didn't know I was supposed to sign up. Nobody got on the same page with all this stuff because it was only just everybody kind of waiting that wants to get their licenses. And while New York was doing this. I can't imagine. It's like this is my, I mean, with the liquor biz,

I dabbled a little bit with this. Like I had to know a little bit. Yeah. That's why that boss did you do everything for. This is next loud. Punched in. This is next up. And then do you have your two-factor authentication

to sign in to all of these websites? I said do it later. Okay, good. I had to send Cody the employee handbook. That didn't go through for some reason because I don't know why. It says I'm still pending as an employee. I'm inactive at this company. So you might have to just go in and maybe.

You might have to say that I am an employee and then it sends because as of right now it says. All right. Is that on soup.com is where you're at is or is like to go? Push. Okay, that's on push. Good. Okay, good. All right.

So that's not on fluctuation. code. Like, not everything needed an app. They can just have one web page for things, but everything's got to be a damn app now. And now I'm the boomer who's like, what if we just have, like, printouts of this? What? That's what I'm saying. Like, not everything needs to be eight apps.

Everything's an app. Everything is login. Sign up. Do this. Send forms. You don't have to do all of that. Textline, welcome to the corporate world, boys. It sucks. I have to watch the same 40 hours of videos every single year from how to lift the box properly to Sit in a chair properly.

That I used to remember doing all that training. And you used to kind of have to pay attention because they'd do a little test after. And a couple of the questions were a little specific where you're like, damn it, I didn't pay attention to that. Yeah. What color was the box in the third scene? Oh, damn. Josh, I was on, I was on consistent.org and I didn't see your onboarding form.

I didn't know that was another one. Okay, I'll do that one. Okay. That's for getting out of plane. I didn't know that. Did you go to Belly? What's Belly? Well, Belly is where we do the addibles.

Oh, okay. Yep, yep. You got to learn defensive driving as a reading teacher. Got to have a defensive driving course. Yep, got to have that done. That makes sense. Mm-hmm. I used to like the ones in the videos where they would show you how to put out the different fires.

Mm-hmm. Anybody would, like, show you wrong. The grocery stores? Yeah, like the wrong ways and stuff. And those were cool. Because there was actually just a video going around of Walmart around here recently that their fire caught on fire. Yeah. And there were so many comments of like, the employees were getting ready to throw buckets of water on it.

Oh, my God. And it's like, oh, well, that's the whole store going up. Uh-huh. Yep. That's the, uh, all right. All right. Listen, sorry I'm coming out a little hot this morning. Just you can only be asked to fill out so many forms.

Well, it was. You can only be asked to fill out. so many forms. Well, that's what I was laughing. I was having me do the things. Uh-huh. It asked for, like, a third or something form of identity or whatever. I'm like, nobody has a third form of identity.

You're not going to accept my key bank card because it has my name on it. Yeah. Where do I get a third form of identity? I'm just trying to run a shop on good vibes. You can't do that, apparently. I think, I think Cody's cool. Why's he going to fill on anything? He's cool.

He's handsy, too. Oh. I am. I am. He catches that boss that comes up behind you and massages your shoulders. What's got going on today? As soon as Cody walks in, where's my hug? Hey, where's my hug today?

I didn't get my hug. And you go to just do the little one and Josh grabs you for the big... Chili, not too chilly, though. I mean, it's 37, 34 outside. It was chilly. Good sleep, though. Oh, yeah. We're talking our sleep scores in chat.

We all like to share our sleep scores. Yep. We're nerdy about dad. I like that. If you've got an Apple watch, it'll give you a sleep score when you wake up in the morning. A lot of you in the 80s.

Of course, Katie, overachieving with a 99 last night. Didn't even know that was possible. Yeah, I'd really, I'd like to see it. I'm a 90 last night. Not my best.

Is it, can I just like download an app and hold my phone next to me all night? No, I think it tracks your watch. No, you have to have one of those. And then I think it needs to get like a long stretch of averages.

So it's not like I can let you borrow my watch for a night. Yeah, no, it would be very confused. Yeah, sister has a garment. So maybe it's a different watch metrics. I don't know. Yeah, really low.

Yeah, and the middle score is actually for Garmin is bad. It only goes up to like 70. That's the highest score, got you. It's like how you can't charge your battery to 100 because it's bad for it. Mm-hmm. Learn that, I guess, this week for some stupid reason. Sleep score can only go to 80. Go get the show on demand wherever you listen to your favorite podcast.

We're there to type in K Rock, the show. Yeah, Kyle talking his sleep score. He's a firefighter, so he's in the firehouse and then just wake you from the deepest sleep. He goes, you know that feeling when you're deep sleep? Someone turns the lights on. You don't know what's going on or what planet you're on. That's what it's like when you get a call to the firehouse. Yeah.

Oh, I can't imagine that. Oh, God. I got to go save my life. Okay. It's a dog in a tree. No, God. Italy is dealing with buffalo mozzarella production issues. Hey, I can't get enough of buffalo mozzarella.

It's not a good. It's too little. Are there protests happening in Italy, too? I think there's just protests everywhere. Oh. trucker blockades over rising fuel costs have halted Buffalo Mozilla production. What's it?

What is it? So I thought you're going to go a whole different way with this. When I read that headline, I thought like, are they, okay, let me explain what I thought what I thought. I bet it's going to be what I thought. I thought it was going to be buffalo flavored mozzarella and the Italians are like, F you. Oh, we don't want that.

What did you think? I thought was because of the crazy run on places like Chili's where they've got, you know, those giant mozzarella. sticks and buffalo mozzarella sticks. Oh. That maybe there's just too much mozzarella stick happening.

Well, now I'm reading this. Because my initial, you know, Central New York, Buffalo wing, we know we think about that. I don't think it's that. My other question is, what is Buffalo mozzarella then? Because it's not capital buffalo,

like in the animal. A buffalo does not make milk. A buffalo makes semen. There's not like lady buffaloes. And then they milk their young. really want to get teats and then they're like, oh, are there female?

Come here, come here, little, little baby buffalo. I guess I'm dumb then. I guess I'm dumb. Oh, I'm thinking bulls. Bulls is a male. Bulls the male, cows the female. Buffaloes, I guess you could have female buffaloes. Do they have teets? I want to imagine, right?

I have nipples. Can you milk me, Greg? You got the rooster. Got the chicken. You got the hen. The rooster goes with the chicken. Mm-hmm. Who's having sex with the head? Road protests near Naples have cut dairies off from fresh milk

delivery since Tuesday, the milk must be converted into cheese within 60 hours, making these delays catastrophic. And if you're a mom, that's important because dairy comes from your Naples. It's a good joke. For us, every hour counts, said one of the mozzarella consortiums. Some farmers have resulted to feeding unused milk to their animals to avoid waste. Yeah. The disruptions have also emptied retail shelves of fresh goods.

Oh, no. So is this going to hit us, or are we going to have a mozzarella shortage? Our pizza is going to be $1,000 now? Wait, I was just going to say, because it already is expensive to get fresh mozzarella, and then our pizzas are already a million dollars. I'm sure. So now we're like, nothing I could do. I happen to use the fresh mozzarella from Italy,

and that's all I'll use. So it's going to have to be pet savings that I can't do anything about. I have to pass this along to you. I'm sure we're doing mozzarella in this country, right? Like, we make American mozzarella, right? No, no, no.

Right? I, we don't, we don't, this isn't, we don't, we don't, this isn't, like, champagne that has to be made in the champagne region. You can make mozzarella anywhere?

I would, that you're going to guess. Mucsorella! As long as you got the ability to make it. Yeah, I bet Wisconsin makes it. I bet we make it in this state. Yeah. We're pumping out a lot of cheese in New York.

We're hand pumping mott somewhere New York. And we make mozzarella in the U.S. Yes, you can easily produce mozzarella in the United States. Bush. And the other one. Water buffalo mozzarella, traditionally made from

water buffalo milk, is produced in a number of specialized farms in North Carolina. All right. Gross. What's so special about water buffalo milk? Different teats. I guess you're...

I almost don't want to know of this water buffalo milk. Farmer was sick of the cow. He's like, oh, me something, he's a little strange. Walked on over to the bison. Hey, come here. Let me give those a tug, see what happens. Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to?

I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins. Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right. Can we go to the hospital now? The contractions are getting closer.

The three-row Lexus TX, because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Burdick Lexus and Ciceroe. About a week and a day from Halloween. Oh, it's spooky. I'm very spooky, scary. It's scary. Well, a woman in Oregon, Kendall Spencer, got struck in the head by a golf club that flew out of a man's hands at the

Top golf. Oh. And she won a bunch of money. Oh, no. From Top Golf? Did she, like, sue the guy? It said she won a multi-million dollar settlement this week. After the club left the man's hand, hit her in the head, she had to get staples.

And because of her brain injury, she had to give up her teaching job. Oh, man. I'm honestly surprised. This doesn't happen more at Top Golf. I've been to Top Golf a bunch. Yeah. There's really no rules. No, no.

And you're just kind of feeding people food and booze. They're just saying, go get drunk. I'm honestly surprised people don't fall off the ledge more. I see those videos. You see them. They do? Like they fall off the front of the thing? And then they get like kicked out or whatever because I don't think you're supposed to do that.

Because it's like if you've never been to a top golf, let me describe it. It's a driving range, but it's stacked on top of each other. So there's like you're on the ground. but then there's a level above that and then there's sometimes a level above that. So like three floors and it's just open because you're hitting golf balls. And you've got people standing as close

as I am to Cody also swinging golf clubs. Right there. Except they're probably hammered. A traditional driving range, might be hammered. Or at least like a driving range. There's not as many people that are just like I've never done that.

Let's go to the driving range. That's true. There are a lot that are like, I've never done this. Top golf. Top golf is like, we go because our youngest golfs, the rest of us don't. We're just like, yeah, I'll go swing a club at a ball for a while. Yeah. I'll just, I'll give it a go.

So I'm surprised there's not more injuries. Here's her lawyer. He was brand new. He had never been to top golf before, and he swung hard, and his grip wasn't tight, and it released and struck her in the back of the head. My client suffered a traumatic brain injury. This is an organization who has chosen money over safety of people who are just there to have fun to celebrate and they're destroying their lives. I mean, not everyone's destroying their lives.

In this case, yes. I don't think there's anything you can do. Well, she's the lawyer who's trying to get her cut of this. Yes, you have to say all that. But like, she's getting a little, she's getting a little dramatic. I get it. They're destroying lives with this golf simulator. It shows money over our safety.

Sure, I guess. You could put nets between each bay, I guess. To stop clubs from flying at each other. Yeah, I usually kind of sounds like they already are. There's not dividers between. No, you're just right next to people. So that's how I see this happens. Yeah.

But I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't know what. And I think we do sign waivers. I'm sure you do sign some kind of league. waiver. But even with that though, I think that's probably above and beyond if someone just whips you in the head with a golf club because you've always you've always got to ask the lady before you release if you can hit her in the back of the house. Okay, Cody. All right. Gotta ask. Got to ask. More than just a waiver. Disgusting. Maybe you're in a relationship and your partner has said, hey, we're at the Halloween party

this weekend. We got to go to the Halloween party. Okay. But you haven't come up with a costume yet. I hear. No, I haven't. Some timeless couples costumes. All right. Give me something. That'll work at the Halloween party this weekend.

We're all like the Halloween. We used to do the zombie ball. I love doing that. I'll do a, if I've got the energy next Friday night, I'll just do a Friday night Halloween house party next Friday. But that used to be the big party. What's everybody doing this year?

Yeah, I know. I see random, just little ads for little things here or there. You know what I mean? Just like, you know the same things you usually see ads four-round town. I just know about the Hawks. Halloween ones. Like the Frightmare farms,

Fright Nights. That's really. Demon Acres. Although that's the spots. Honestly, just go to Frightmare. That's a party. Yeah.

The party in itself with everything else to do. Yeah. Dress up. Go do that. Yeah. But yeah, there's a bunch of random. All your local usual places are doing just Halloween-themed things.

So if you've got to come up with a couple's costume and you haven't thought of it yet, here's some ideas. Ooh. Spirit has $10 costumes until tomorrow. Good to know, Spirit Halloween. And I like to also know this because I also think it's funny to then just wear one part of Passes like this. Some of these you could get away with. Like Lydia Dietz and Beetlejuice from Beetlejuice?

You could just be Beetlejuice or Lydia. No, I like it when it's awkward. Mm-hmm. What up, Ferg. But that's a good one. That's a good couples one. I've never really thought about that, to be honest with you. Although, it'd be weird watching them like, like, you feel like we're kissing your girlfriend a couple times throughout the night.

Mm-hmm. I was like, oh, Beetlejuice, don't kiss her. This would be a hilarious, extremely local. I would do this if I was going to a couple's party. Morticia and Gomez Adams, but I would dress as Gomez from TK.99. Our buddy Gomez, and then have your wife dressed literally as Morticia Adams.

We're Mortisha and Gomez Adams. That's not what Gomez. No, I'm the other Gomez at. Get one of the little printout things. You could just have the old school mask Yeah. And it's just his smiling face. I'm no, I'm Gomez from the radio.

That's, that's what Gomez I am. Syracuse shirt. Random Syracuse. Yeah, right. Or a Dunkin shirt that he got 12 years ago. Yeah. Body and Clyde? Yeah, I think people would just be like, oh, you're gangsters.

Be zombie body and Clyde. Like, be all shot up and stuff. That would be cool. That would be pretty neat. We saw the Bonnie and Clyde car. We saw Clyde's bloody shirt. We've seen a lot of that crap. Have I seen Bonnie and Clyde car?

Where did you see it? We saw it in Vegas. So maybe I did. Maybe I did. it around a bunch. It was at some, like, weird, it was not at a good casino. It was like outside of Vegas,

but it had moved from another Vegas thing. I don't remember. I think I saw it out there. You probably did. If it was down in Nevada. Yeah. Sally and Jack Skellington, Nightmare before Christmas.

I know, obviously. I know, isn't that bad of us to not know that much about... I know what they are. I just, I've never seen it. So I don't know. Is that the main character? Is he the...

Jack Skellington is a big pumpkin. Yeah, that's Jack Skellington. I know he's a pumpkin. Sorry, but yeah, and then the lady is, I don't know what the lady looks like. The nightmare before Christmas is a film. I don't know if you guys have these films. Where you go so long not seeing it, you feel like it's just too late at this point. Right.

Like I've never seen the nightmare before Christmas. Everybody loves it. Everybody raves about it. It's the favorite movie of so many people. But at this point in my life, I feel like I missed it. No. I could watch it, but it's like, what's the point? That one I'm okay with, but there's a couple, like,

that because then also with them you know it all. Like I've never seen Shawshank. Oh, you haven't? Nope. Because you know it all. I could tell you most of it. Yeah. I could probably tell you in order of how it goes for Titanic.

Never seen that either. Those are two that now, especially Shawshank. That one I'm like, you're like, it's too late. Ship is sailed. I know the plot. I know all of it. I don't know anything about the night before Christmas. No, I don't know any of it.

Looks cool, though. I would absolutely watch it. it's also another one of those where I'm like, I don't know why. I just never came across my viewing habits growing up. Because isn't there, isn't like that one and another one? Isn't like a series, a little handful of those? Is there? I don't know.

See what I'm saying? Yeah. Nicholas said, I want my daughter to watch Nightmare before Christmas, but I don't know if it's appropriate for a three-year-old. Yeah, it is. I wouldn't know. As long as they start screaming or whatever. And then reviews and chat are like, it's a,

Belanche says such a good movie. At Lucas, overrated. No, I was going to say it's one of those. I think where you love it or hate it, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then Mama Dune's ruining the end of Titanic for you. The boat sinks in it.

So, now you don't got to watch it. Now you already know. Well, any glimmer of hope I had. Well, what is the whole thing? I'm king of the world. Yeah, that's just like the beginning part of it. With that married couple that gets on the boat together. No, they aren't even together.

They break up on the boat? No, she's sleeping around on Billy Zane. The bad guy from the mummy? The mummy? It's a prequel to the mummy? Yeah, same universe. Same universe, yep. Wild.

It's wild, right? Then Billy Zane gets off the boat because he says, I've got a child. That must be where he went because you didn't never see him, never again. Oh, Billy Zane? Yeah. Did he get canceled?

What happened to Billy Zane? No, I don't know. He did that, and then like the mummy, and then just kind of was like, I'm going to go away forever, blah, now. What happened to Billy? Zane. Where you go, Bill?

Billy Zane is still active. Oh, yeah. He did not disappear, but he has not done much since. Recent roles include. Oh, he has a lifetime movie devil on campus. Oh, no, Billy Zane. What was that about to you? Yikes.

He played Marlon Brando in waltzing with Brando. Okay. Yeah, he was himself in Zoolander. Billy. All right, Billy. Listen, I hope you get back on your feet, bud. Yeah, that's, it was weird because he got. he was like the biggest.

He was the bad guy. He was the bad guy Titanic. He was the bad guy in the mummy. It's weird how Hollywood does that. Like somebody's in every movie. And then you just never see him again. Nope. And meatloaf.

And meatloaf. Back to our couple's costumes, if you need an idea for this weekend. Timeless couples costumes. Danny and Sandy from Greece. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's, people would know that. People would know it.

Yeah. Yeah. They're dead too. Do the ones that are dead. Who, Danny and Sandy? I love. that theory way more. If you ever read that, the theory that they're dead.

That whole, all of Greece? They drowned. They drowned. And that like thing where the recounting about, like them on the beach. I forget which one, but one of them or both are already dead. And they like, they fly away in their car. The popular Greece fan theory suggests Sandy is dead. Sandy never survives her summer romance in the entire 1978 is a coma-induced hallucination

or the brain's dying wish fulfillment fantasy. Theory suggests that Sandy drowned at the beach in the opening summer scene. It relies on a single line from the Danny Zuko song Summer Nights. I saved her life. She nearly drowned. What if she did? But what if she did? She flies away in that car with them.

That's how I get. That's why I think that my life has been so great is that I'm just dead. I'm dying in a coma. What am I then? Am I just? I told you this. You don't exist. Ah.

All right. I'm living in a simulation for me. You're not a real boy. So I don't need this nose. No, punch it. Your fist will go right. You literally punched his face. He punched his face.

Tell me more. Tell me more. Barbie and Ken. Yeah, do the new one. The new Barbie and Ken, right? I guess the new one is kind of... You could kind of do any Barbie and Ken. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. And Josh already year long, Ken, where there's no gemitals. So, removed. Get the blonde wave. I wasn't used them. Got those are taken right up. Yeah. Nick, my simulation made up this show.

Cousin Jay. You died and dragged me into this. What the hell? None of you are real. What the hell? You're all my Sandy, whatever dying wish fulfillment. Not to slide in a bunch more DMs, I guess. I say this respectfully. Mr. and Mrs. Incredible

for a couple's costume. Ladies, when they dress like Miss is Incredible. There's plenty of Only fans do models that do it because they know it's a thing. Yeah. But it's a hot costume. And I know it's not supposed to be.

But you got big, you got a big, you got a dump truck. Even if you got like a medium dump truck, that costume accentuates. It's just, and I think it's something. And I think when you buy that,

I think there's like a wire underneath the butt. It helps. It's like lifts it or something, right? Ken's your butt. Amy says, I can confirm Ken does have genitals. Happy birthday,

okay. Yeah, that's a costume that ladies get extra cake with. It just gives you a nice butt. Yep. And they really, when they animated that movie, they gave the mom a real dump truck

in that movie. It's one of those where you, it's like you get, it's a little Easter egg for the dads that have to watch. You're like, what are the moms? They have to watch, you know,

80 times. You're like, am I honey for, Inquitables? Am I hony for a cartoon? Yeah. Yep. Am I hony for a cartoon right now?

Sorry. Same in Space Jam one that lady, the female rabbit, what's their name? I can't remember. All of us teenage boys were like, am I horny were,

we were for Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit. Oh, that doesn't count. Yeah, that one doesn't count though. Lola. Lola, we're like,

oh one a second. Like, wait. Wasn't a rabbit got cursed. Because I was kind of into like the wives in Flintstones as well. Fred and Wilma Flintstone, Barney and Betty.

Yep. I like Wilma and I like Betty. Yeah. I'm like, am I hot for a... Because they were like, I think I'm a little hot for a... They're like, sexy cavemen.

They're like, look at you, sexy caveman. Yeah. Okay. And he always wondered. I'm just kind of always been into moms. Well, he always wondered, like, did they, you know what I mean? Like, oh, they looked like they kind of be into some fun, fun stuff, right? Hey, Barney, Lord, you come over for a drink in the hot tub.

I cannot do... Boney. Oh, that's a way better one. I can, yeah. You can do it? Yeah, probably. Body. See, he's got a good voice.

I can't do voices. Sorry, Fred. I didn't mean to have sex with your wife, Fred. I don't know how you'd pull this one off. See, he's good at voices. Anybody want to hire for cartoon work? Coco is about it. I'll do it.

This one will be a lot of work. Shrek and Fiona. Then some poor guy's got to paint his whole body green. No. A lady is Shrek and you're... Flip it. All right. Because then the...

Babe, I think we should be Shrek and Fiona. Okay. You're Shrek. Or just any way that that's not supposed to be who's supposed to be what. Like when a lady is Lord Farquhar, hilarious. Yeah. When ladies put on the Llorax outfit.

Dude, from that Shrek rave at the fair this summer. Yeah. That looked fun as hell. If I was capable of having fun, I'd go to a Shrek rave. Yep. So, yeah, just flipping around. The guys, sorry, you had to be Fiona. Mm-hmm.

It's worth it. Baby, you got to be Shrek, though. Because then you get to bang Shrek later. All right, I feel like we've gone down a very dangerous. We're talking about the Incredibles. Now he's horny for Shrek, quit. Let me hit the showers, ladies. I can't understand it.

Stop. Stop talking? Yeah. Now it's done. We have the obelisk back in the studio as it is a spooky season. And Cody had this over at Mama Max Doobie Dungeon last night. Got a little creepy. You can go back and watch the show last night.

You watch all of us. What? Sorry, hold on. Go ahead. No. Go ahead. You can say whatever you want. Use the power of this room.

He has a lot of power and energy to draw from. Huh. Anyways, last night, Cody goes down to the creepiest basement you've ever seen because that house is super old. And in the basement is a tub. We don't know why there's a tub there's been there your whole life. Somebody got a tub down in that basement at some point. Got a big old tub down in the basement stairs. And you're sitting there and you're trying to get the Ava list to do things.

And what does it say? Tub. Tub. Pretty quick, too. gets down there. Again, you want to debunk this stuff, but why the hell would it say tub? Yeah.

It's a top right there. It's not like it can see. And then you all tried to convince Cody to get in the tub, which eventually he did and almost died. I did. Yep. Climmed in the tub. Yep.

And then as soon as you end to the stream, it said tub again. Yeah. It's like, what are you doing? What do you want, spirits? Because it's had some good stuff. There were a couple good ones in there,

but the tub, obviously, I would say, was the best because that's. Yeah, maybe it's just the ghost. trying to hang out in a hot tub. He's like, that's my tub. Want to party in a hot tub. I was just laughing. More bubbles.

I was laughing during the song there. I saw a video of a guy. There's being in, sharing a life with Cody is a different life. Because you never know what you're going to get. Get into a tub. You get. It's a lovely life. He's a dear, dear friend.

But you just have to be prepared for strange things to happen. And it was a video of the. two guys and they're on an airplane. Okay. And I envisioned us in that exact situation. And it's one guy in the airplane, sit next to his buddy on the airplane. And the lady in the front is giving her whole speech about,

what? Yep. Yep. She's giving her whole speech about, you know, preparing this, the life jacket, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the one guy's buddy puts the life jacket on and just pulls the handles and inflates the life jacket. And I go, I know that.

I know that. I live that. I have lived that. I'll continue to live it. I mean, that's what it's like. You got the little thing right there. That's what it's like to have a cocoa in your life. Everyone should have a cocoa in their life.

It keeps you on edge. Oh, yeah. I mean, he always never. You don't know what kind of shenanning is he's going to get up to, but it's just it was just a guy going, boom, and then the one best thing. That's hilarious because that's one of the best parts of, uh, was it Tommy Boy? Where he inflates it and can't get up. I'm having to stab it with the pen.

That's great. So I recognize, I recognize my boys, not concern. You just kind of accept it. You're like, yeah, this is life. So are you trying to say that you don't ever know what will happen at any given time? Yeah, why? What's he doing? He's opening the fridge.

You mentioned something the other day that we hadn't done a while. What? You just got Bursed! Bursing! Why did I drink this? Explain what bursting is. It's similar to the, you know, you get iced where, you know, friends would put like a smearing off ice somewhere and then you got to drink the ice.

We turn it into a Kool-Aid burst where you get bursting. Oh, I got bursting so good. And you get a Kool-Aid burst tossed your way. Is that blue rass? Berry blue? Oh, yeah. It's probably freezing. It's been sitting in the freezer part of there for a couple days.

That was a good burst and I haven't been bursted in a minute. It's been a while. It's been a while. But you mentioned that the other day about, you know, we used to do that. And then that day, I saw them at the burn dairy when I was looking for my pumpkin cookie witches. And I went, oh, he's getting burst. Which you did get. Have you eaten it?

Phenomenal. They're so good. Okay. It's a cookie witch, just the ice cream is the pumpkin ice cream. But it's still. That's so good. You'll be good, man. You'll be good.

All right. So dove soap. Bar dove soap. That the one that, nope. Ivory soap floats. Oh. I was trying to think is that the one that floats. Do they not all float?

And I think it's just the ivory soap. That's ivory soap that floats or whatever isn't that, wasn't that the jangle back in the day? No, I don't know that one. Ivory soap floats. Right. Isn't that it? Maybe Dove does.

But I don't know. That was just the jingle. Ivers soap floats because the manufacturing process whips microscopic pockets of air into it, making it less dense than water. All right. Okay. All right, there you go.

Comes clean. It floats. All right, cool. No, Dove is the other one. Yes. They're releasing a fragrance. Oh. Like a...

Yeah. That's supposed to smell like dove soap. It's supposed to smell like their original beauty bar, which I can't think of what that smells like. I can kind of smell. It's just like a soap. It's like a nice clean kind of... Like a nice clean soap. Which, I mean, I don't mind if you use that along with...

regular soap. So Dove isn't enough soap for you? Well, no, I'm saying... The word soap is lost on me. Soap, soap. No, I'm saying like, don't just be going... Oh, the fragrance. Oh, I'm fine.

Gotcha. Oh, lady's style. ...of dove spray. And then I don't need to take a bath. No. Bave with your dove. And then when you get out, if you feel like it, and go... It'll be available next Tuesday for a limited time.

What? Are you a dove user? Like dove... Where? Where? Stores. Probably. Yeah, here somewhere.

Yeah. Probably around here. Walmart, maybe. I would admit. Do you know what a website is? Dougfragrance.com? Do you know how to use the internet? Def Punk.

Stephen Hawking? Hello? No? No? Work it, make it. Sound it better. Do it. Do it.

Get it. It's 1957 apiece, because that's when the bar debuted. Oh, all right. So, you next Tuesday then. Oh, all right. It is now bottled these fragrance of the original dove soap. They just found a bunch of old bars of soap. I don't know, crumble it up. And yeah, Bealanche and chat's right. Or hear me out, just bathe in dove soap and you'll smell like it too. That's what I mean. Like, I don't want people to be using it in place of because, well, it smells like soap.

Mm-hmm. No, you want to give yourself, you know, say like an hour after you got out of the shower. You know, let me just give myself a hit real quick. Then fine, but yeah, don't be using it in place of. Maybe just, you know, keep bathing and then you'll smell like soap. I've been thinking about something lately, speaking of fragrances. Oh, boy. Get into a fragrance. Do I, should I have a scent?

I don't have any scent. You don't, you use like a deodorant? I have my deodorant, but it's not, it's not pungent. You can't really smell it. I use an eye, ah, the Irish spring body wash. Yeah, I mean, they have. Am I of an age where I need a musk? You can, if you want.

They have Irish spring. Both of my teens have a body springs. They have both have smells. That was more, you like when we were. It's cool. That's cool. Thank you. That's what we did back in the day too.

Like we had, you know, the colognes or whatever we would wear. Uh-huh. I mean, I. Cousin J. The studio begs to differ that you don't have a scent. That's true. Yeah, but I, I don't smell bad. You just want to add something to it.

Like how I give, I have the chocolate axe. But I never smell that on you. I'm talking like, Do I got to bring it up a level? Do I got to have like a... Cologne? Not, it's not off-putting, but I always... I don't know. I always found it not weird.

You don't like it? I don't know. I don't even know how to explain... I don't like when an older guy leaves the room, but his fragrance hangs around the room. Yeah, like, I don't mind if you walk by and like, oh, yeah, your guy smells good. But I don't need to smell you an hour ago. You know what I mean? No, no, no, no. I don't need that.

Yeah. But I'm just thinking like a subtle musk. Yeah. I mean, are there any... All the showgirls are saying we smell good, so maybe we don't need to do anything. No, but I can get what you're saying, though, or I get what you're saying. You want to just add a little something to what you already got going. Because when you're before, like, before I put on all my clothes, I give a little with the chocolate

axe. You want to add a little scent before you. But I don't know if I do. I don't know if I care that much. and I guess it's down to my wife if she would like me to have a scent or not. Well, that's what I was going to say. You can get told, luckily. You can just go, hey, is there anything you would like me to wear to smell?

Like, and then if your wife find something. Like when you go out of a date or something, you put on a nice spritz. I've never done that. Yeah. No, same. I've never been a guy who, like, has a smell. No, I don't know. I don't know when I stopped.

Because I used, and I still have. In the 1900s, I had CK1. I have a bottle that randomly for some reason. And candies for men. How it got show. My first girlfriend. Everyone ever bought me those and they, I wore them. That was like you're it.

No, yeah, I did gravity in the Detus, but I don't remember when I stopped because I have gravity aftershave. I'm going to turn you off. Yeah, you're annoying. You're not saying nothing. Yep. Hair. You wash your hair. I don't like this version anymore.

I don't like this stupid ghost. But no, because I, I mean, I still, okay. All right. Hugo Boston High School. Thank you. Malfire wore CK1. Lady Miao still wear CK1. They still make CK1.

I have a bottle of it somehow And I just don't know Where it came from But yeah, I've smelled it It still smells good It's great Yeah So I've got this

The That pure instinct Feramone oil What is that? You'd rub that on you? A chick used to wear it And it used to drive me Wild and crazy

And then the same chick Liked it When I wore it Okay So I don't know maybe Let me smell Let me see if this.

You don't, you just do a little dab and it changes. It smells different. That's a good smell. It smells different on everybody. Do you wear that? Once in a great while, I'll do like, I'll do like a this. On the wrist? Good.

Oh, nice. Done. Nice. Class. Done. Just a little, little hint of a, of a smell. Classy. But now I'm going to drive, I'm going to drive girls wild.

You already do, bud. Ferramones. You already do, bud. They're running right to the window. Like weapons right now. They're running right at us. The show. FM for all of our links, live streams, and podcast.

Podcasts. Can't get enough of our stupid mouths. Just keep running them and you keep listening them and we love you for it. Of course, K Rock Tech sign as well, 315, 364, 1009. So we're back to Angelie this weekend, it looks like. But he was, he's hurt too. But it's either that or you have to have, like, all right, which one of you wide receivers played? Oh, Calvin Russell did.

Which one of you wide receivers played quarterback in high school? Five star Calvin Russell did. I don't know. I'm interested. Why aren't we doing that? Why aren't we doing that? Because it's not smart and he doesn't know the playbook. He doesn't know. All right. Like,

it's when you're a different position, like you have to learn the spots. Like when you become the wide receiver, he had to learn his route tree. Okay. All the different routes he has to run. So now he doesn't know, like it's weird.

He knows the playbook. Okay. But he doesn't know it from Angelie's side of things or like a quarterback side of things. He knows it as the guy that's got to run. and catch the ball. Yeah, like he knows where the ball's coming from when he runs this route, but it's very weird. It's very weird.

So you'll have some fun time. Q's football tomorrow night. You can get that on Brostat, TK.99. They will have all of that for you. And then coming up on Sunday, Coco. What's Sunday? Well, another early one. Steelers at Saints.

Are we still over there in London? Oh, is that? 9.30 a.m. Steelers Saints? Steeler Saints? Yeah. Good. Get Aaron Rogers' ass out of the way early. I don't have to pay attention to them throughout the rest of the day.

day. You said Bears Patriots was good last night? That was awesome. Well, so good about it. Just Caleb Williams is the real deal. That dude is legit for the Bears. And Drake May, Derek May, looked like he turned it around from that terrible start. The Patriots still, with the loss, looked good. The game was just, when there's two really good teams, like, it's fun to watch. So it was a good Thursday night football in your opinion. Yeah, I was a fan, which. It's in Paris, Derby says. Oh, yeah, it is. Yes, it is. Why? All right. It's because if you...

Isn't Paris currently on fire? Oh. Well, probably the same reason WWB is currently over there building their stadium in Riyadh, even though there's travel orders to stay out of there so you don't die. Okay.

But gotta make that money. Money, all right, got you. So it's probably something to do with that. Bucks, Panthers at one. Oh, well, I don't even know now with that quarterback looks like he's pretty decent, so that'll be fun. Battle of the Tirds, Dolphins, Jets.

Oh, God. Oh, boy. Oh, that's a shame. Will the Jets get a win? How's their season so far? They're not good. Neither of them are good. No, I know the dolphins aren't.

Let's see. The whole runner is just 39.5. Jets minus 4.5. So, I mean, I don't know. Hot. Hot action. It will end up being like 45, 41, something crazy. Giants at Texans?

No, they're going to get destroyed. Giants are? The Texans are on a, they started old four, and now they look hot. They're going to be a game where they're going to be like, oh, the Texans are back? Bangles Ravens? Another one o'clock game? I should have looked. I don't know if Lamar Jackson is back.

If he is, that'll be fun. Rivalry games are always fun. Those two teams hate each other. So that'll just be good. Brown's Titans? I don't know. When I see the games like the Dolphins Jets where they both kind of suck and you're like, that game's not going to be any good.

And then you see the Browns and Titans, and they both kind of suck too. but sometimes those teams end up having fun games. Yeah. It's like you're watching a couple college teams. Yeah. They're out there having fun. Yeah.

Colts Vikings? That shouldn't be bad. One o'clock. I'd say the Vikings continue having the craziest start to the season. Why? What's going on with them? Well, they didn't think they'd have a quarterback. Kyla Murray was just kind of like tossed out from Arizona.

And they're like, yeah, sure, leave. Go ahead. You're terrible. And the Vikings were like, well, show up on a one-year deal. And he's been money. But it helps having Justin Jefferson, the guy, you see in all those commercials where you see the football players at Lowe's. Justin Jefferson is the guy that makes the lady put on eyewear or the guy, just in case anybody's

curious. Gotcha. Good to know. He's all bedazzled out. A lot is 49ers at Falcons. Yeah, that, I would say 49ers. You never know. Kind of a little rivalry there is Falcons, but I'm not taking Michael Panix over.

Rock Birdie in that one. Then your four o'clock games, Broncos Cardinals. Only three, four o'clock. games. Yeah. Yeah. No, Cardinals are, I mean, they got that win against the Rams. Jacoby Brissette, the quarterback doesn't do anything for me to be like, oh, I can't wait

to watch Jacobi Brissette. Yeah. So, no. Packers, Lions? That's the game? I mean, the next two will be good. The next three will be good. But yeah, that's probably going to end up being a really fun game with the Packers in

Detroit. They both hate each other in Detroit. Rams Raiders. Rams got to win. He'll beating the Raiders last week. But they still put some points upon them. So the Ramsbury, watch out. They lost Devontay Adams for, he's going to be out for a minute.

That's the guy that scores every touchdown in the world for them. And he, like, blew up his quad or something. So he's out for a couple months. And then your nighttime game, this is a good game. Chiefs at Seahawks. That'll be awesome. That's a big game. Chiefs coming off a bye week, right? They were out last week.

And it's a revenge game, if you will, or Kenneth Walker, the best running back in the league right now for the Chiefs, their best offensive offseason signing for the Chiefs came from Seattle, where he just helped them win a Super Bowl. Wow. And that baffled me when the Seahawks were just like, we don't need you. We're fine.

Go ahead. Go. And then Chiefs were there to just scoop them up. Bills on a by week this week, no bills games. That's where they were. And then Monday night football, your Cowboys at Eagles. What are we doing the quarterback for Eagles? I think it's still Tanner McKee, right?

But they did sign Joe Milton. from the practice squad, the guy that everyone on the Cowboys are like, we want him because he has an arm like a missile and Madden, I think it's like a 99 throwing power for a guy that doesn't play. So that would be- Joe Milton was in college, got put on the practice squad, or did he play somewhere else?

He got drafted, bounced around, I think, I don't know if there was anybody else before the Patriots. Yeah. And then went somewhere else and got traded to Dallas. And then everyone was like, ooh, Joe Milton, played good in the preseason. And then we had him just on the, the practice squad, which means any team can just sign you.

Okay. And the Eagles did. So that would be hilarious. That Joe Milton's playing against. Yeah, if they were like, yo, are you good to start? Can you, can you, do you know enough to start, please? So you think they made that move to replace this other guy you just had us filling in for jail? Or just to have somebody else on the team because, I mean, Tanner McKee isn't a name anybody is really interested in.

And I don't see anything about Joe Milton starting. But that would be cool. Let me just check their depth chart. Got a lot of football action happening. Like I said, Syracuse will be on Brostat TK.99. Still Tate, McKee for now. Still Tanner McKee, so that's a Monday night game. But he's on there.

Milton's third string. He's there. Okay. Oh, that'd be. So he's one step away. Even as a Cowboys fan, I think that'd be awesome. If he steps up and just hucks a couple tuddies against the Cowboys in Philly. Is he better, would you have rather had him over Dak?

He's got a better arm. and I think Dak is deteriorating pretty quick because he's got to throw up 45 points every game and it's like 11th year. But no. All right. All right. Until he throws two touchdowns.

Right on your face Monday night. We just let him go. Like I said last segment Bill's off this weekend. I know Bill's football on 94-9 this weekend. But of course you'll have little Q's football on 94-9 in the Utica market. and, of course, TK99 in the Syracuse Market, bro, stat. Don't worry, you get plenty of Josh Allen,

because if I got to watch that pistachio commercial one more time. Yeah, they really go heavy on that pistachio commercial. And if he does, fine, I get it. But, like, I'm not really buying that Josh Allen is a farmer, because he owns a farm. Oh, does he? Yeah, he's an actual, he owns an actual pistachio farm. I didn't know that.

I thought it was just like, I don't. The spokesperson for pistachios. Like, yeah, you can show me a video of, like, him like, kneeling in the soil. Cool. He's kind of busy. Cool, man. But I'd eat Josh Allen's nuts.

What? Hello? This is how we get you a house. I didn't see this? No, no, no. I mean, yeah. Probably yes. But no.

This is how we get you a house. You've got to do one of these moves where you impersonate the person that died and then you just live in the house. Do you ever watch these documentaries? No. Because another one just happened. Not a documentary, but a story.

I like the... You got, for as much as much as I like the show or that guy that goes into Squatters' houses, so that's not the same. And what says, get out of here? I forget his name, but you were seeing that, the guy with the big goatee that's just like, Oh, I'll move into. Yeah, I did see that, yeah. I like that guy.

We know people that had trouble with Squatters. Right? But, I mean, I don't want him showing up, but that's a good idea. There was this one lady out in California. I watched like a documentary about it of this guy was old. he had an amazing property in Los Angeles, which was probably worth a ton of money. And then, like, people started seeing,

I haven't seen this guy in a long time. I haven't seen this guy. Cops go to do a wellness check. She's like, oh, no, he went on a vacation and he went to go see his family and just dragged this out for years until eventually, what's going on? That lady was there.

Oh, all right. Until, like, eventually the police were like, no, we need to talk to him. Yeah. And then she admits, yeah, he's dead. And, like, he was dad laying on the floor when you came in for the wellness check. And, oh. Yeah, like, you see it in the footage.

Oh, really? Yeah, it's gross. Oh, because, I mean, usually with those, it's to keep, like, cash in their check, right? Yeah. And I'm assuming. And I think she just wanted this property. Oh, oh. Because it's, you know, Los Angeles property.

Oh, okay. Because, yeah. Well, this just happened again in Florida as a Florida police officer responded to a welfare check and discovered a dead man. So what do you think he did? Stole his identity in his house? The cop! Wait.

Yeah. So he just like walked in like I go to... He must have a partner. He must have just been there by himself. Yeah, and just what, never... Did he just called it in? It was like, it's fine. He's good.

I don't pronounce his last name. Brian Sugoros, 35, was arrested on multiple felony charges after investigators say he impersonated Dennis West, who was found dead in July of 2022. He told the medical examiner's office that he was West's friend, falsely claimed that West had no living family. And then after West's body was out of there, he moved in.

And just pretended he was Wes? And no, no buddy? On paper, yeah. On paper he did. He took possession of the home spending what he claimed. He claimed he claimed he claimed he claimed he spent. spent $214,000 on renovations. He paid the taxes and utilities, but in West's name.

But that... So like if the bill would come for a national grid, he'd be like, yep, here's... And he would just pay it in it. That's so crazy that he does all of that and spends all this money. When he could have probably done this legally... Just get a house. So you got $214,000. Just get a house. Anywhere else.

Yeah. Yeah? there's got to be more did he did he kill did he kill no I'm not going to say that because like why is he so no I think he just discovered a dead guy and he's like oh I'm going to be him now I guess

I mean the dude's not well but only in the sense of owning his house or living in his house because he didn't it wasn't like going around town being like I'm this guy no I think he just I mean maybe the neighbors just assumed that the old man moved out. This guy bought the house. Especially if you're just out there like, you're doing renovations. Hey, how you doing? Knocking off the roof. No one's going to be like, he died and you are taking his identity, aren't you? I don't like what you're doing here.

By also then replacing the shingles in the root, you know, like doing all that stuff. Yeah, it's a crazy story. They were, I was seeing the footage of him in court yesterday. He was ordered to pay. He was ordered, was ordered held on $25,000 bond. Oh, I was I said, yeah, pay. Placed on an administrative leave without pay. I think out of that. So I don't know what happens now. He's going to say, yeah, you can't.

There's nothing to pay back. It was him. He spent it on the house. In this article, it says falsely acclaimed that West had no living family. So this was in 2022, the guy died. It took four years for a family member to be like, hey, whatever happened to, what that was his name, Dennis West? Whatever had Uncle Dennis.

We don't hear from him anymore. Right. I mean, I bet, I guess. I mean, there's definitely those situations where, you know, they don't, you don't talk to many family members. So after a couple of years, like, hey, I haven't thought about him and hurried, blah, blah, because, no, that's just, it's just so weird because you're doing things to help. Like, it's almost like if you were, like, you're, it's like a weird Robin Hood.

Yeah. Like, or he's robbing the rich to give to himself, give to himself. Yeah. But also doing the repairs on a house that's not his. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, Dennis moved out, guys. He's happy in a retirement home somewhere.

That's so weird. 315, 364, 101. K-Rock tech sign, Josh, is this the show off Netflix? Now, it wasn't World's Worst Neighbors. It might have been one of those episodes of World's Worst Neighbors when I was talking about the Los Angeles lady that moved into the guy's house. That's a crazy show. Roly, rolling, rolling, rollie, rolling.

Good morning. This is K Rock. What? Oh, you thought, you thought Freddie Dirst was in the building, huh? That was you? It was me? Oh, my. The whole time.

Yeah. I was me old time. You thought that was a Frederick Durstanstein, but it was not. No, I couldn't know. It was me. Happy National. Crazy. Crock Day.

To those who celebrate. Yes. The footwear. No. Back in down crocs, I've never owned a pair of crocs. No, I don't. I know y'all like them. I just, I don't know.

I understand why people wear them. I just, they're not, not for me. Not for me. I'll wear my little slides or shoes. Mm-hmm. I'm good. I don't. For me, I got my van slip-ons.

I don't need anything else, but I'm done with your guys, Crocs. It's just, I never. He has Jurassic Park Crocs. See, that's, that's, people have them now of, like, themed ones and stuff. But my thought on them is that I am never so hard pressed for time that I can't put on normal, just some shoes. Must be nice. Or just like. Some of us work.

Must be nice. I refuse to not have the most comfortable feet wear of all time. They were unveiled at the Fort Lauderdale Boat Show in 2002. Only 200 pairs were available and they sold out immediately. Wow. Now, is it true? You always hear that idiocracy rumor. Is that true?

Yeah. That Mike Judge needed to have stupid footwear for the idiots to wear in the future. And they put crocs on them. And they put crocs on them. And now we really buy them. Now we wear them. Because we live in idiocracy. It's every single part of idiocacy.

is correct. Mm-hmm. We live in it. Uh-huh. 850 million pairs of crocs have been sold since their inception. I just think they, I just don't like how they look. Personally, I think they look stupid. Personally, yeah.

For anybody else that loves them, great. I'm not going to be like, you can't wear those. My oldest bought a pair of crocs only because they were Friday the 13th and they've never worn them. And for like kids and stuff? Yeah. That's fine. You're not kids, yeah. Because my issue is that you see people wearing them in unnecessary times.

To Walmart in the winter. Yeah, it's not appropriate. It's not wearing the wintertime. Stuff like that. It's got a fur lining coating. Right, no, they're not shoes. Can't wear these? No, they're sandals.

They're sandals for your feet. They are made out of a custom product. Not rubber, it's not plastic. It's called crossolite. and they own the rights to create that material. For all you to love Crox so much, you know what Crossolite is? It's actually the rarest baby animal that's actually the cutest. How do you feel now?

And you know what creates that rubber, that sensation of the softness? They scare the bejesus out of it right before they kill it. Croxolite in my eyes. Garrett did that in chat, not me. That was not me. They were in fact inspired by Croxolite on my heart. They were inspired by crocodiles Because they can handle land and water

Listen man They were they did I can't I'm happy for their success They were supposed to be stupid boat shoes They were released at a boat show Which are also ridiculous Boat shoes are also ridiculous

But I'm starting to be more on board with those So maybe someday I'll come around to Crocs Whoever invented Crocs has got to be the luckiest person ever Because they're like I made these stupid shoes for boaters Because we need something on our feet Yeah, I gotta get on and off the boat They're always getting all wet

So there's, you know When sandals doesn't work Slides don't work He made 200 pairs And he's like I'm never gonna sell these And then they sold out immediately And here we are

And watch Was he probably one of those Like poor people that You know Oh yeah His first 200 pair of crocs I don't know I'll just sell them for like

A buck each And then you know what Oh you like them Business guy You can have the idea Give me like five grand Yeah Five grand's a lot

No one's going to ever do this. You know who's the second luckiest idiot in the world? The founder of gibbets, the company that makes the little things you put in the crocs. Oh, that's a whole other company. They got bought for $10 million by Crocs. That's the move. We got to have a good idea. It's that you have an idea like that and then somebody pops up and goes, well, wait a minute.

Mm-hmm. You know, let me get that. What do we put little things in there? How many holes per shoe, do you know? Or pair, per pair. Let me picture it One, two, three, four He's gonna count them out

Five of Fifty Twenty-six total Thirteen holes per shoe I almost said 25 You would have been right That would have been close But holes provide airflow drainage

And help reduce the weight Cause I can't be picking up Heavy kids And again they just You can't look silly Depending on especially your outfit My feet are so heavy You need boots

I gotta wear whatever you want Look at me Look at what I'll cut weed dress We're idiots. I could care less. I could care less. But you enjoy your crocs. What?

Have they not done them in the years? No, what? I don't see where are you seeing anything. Oh, Griss said it right before Paxe gave a bunch of subs. He says Wendy's doesn't do baked potatoes anymore. You were just randomly angry about that. When did that? I've never ordered a Wendy's baked potato.

No, I'd imagine. Probably it was one of the last things phased out. They just didn't realize that they still had them. They're like, oh, we're doing potatoes here. We're getting rid of the yellow cups and packaging their own lines. They're bringing those back, though. Oh, really? Cops, yeah.

Everyone liked those. Wendy's baked potato. Can smoke in the back part of it now again. Yeah, you can still get it. It's just different locations. Don't do it. Yeah, maybe yours was out. Except, yeah, sour cream and chide, baked potato, plain baked potato, bacon, cheese baked potato, chili cheese baked potato.

Their chilies, good. That's a pretty good combo. Sometimes you get lucky, and they just crumble up a burger in it. I like a Wendy's chili. I have that recipe. I make it home all the time. I bet I have a can of their chili. Do you? Yeah.

Smart they sell that. I've been on a little chili kick lately. This would be a good weekend for chili football. I've had a bunch of chilies. All right. Stewart's chili where I definitely didn't hide a meatball in it. You hit a meatball. You stole a meatball from Stewart's?

Straight to jail. I always drop a meatball. Chili from Stewart. I don't know if I should, but I do. You like their meatballs a lot. I do. Don't they sell them frozen in the bags? Yeah.

They're a little. little different. They're a little different because I've sitting in that sauce all day. Well, I've got them twice. The other time they sell the sauce. It's just, I forget what it is. And I got it.

And it's still just a little off. Don't you pay for chili by weight at sorts? Is it by weight? Oh, no, I think it's just a cup. Just a cup. Nobody's ever, I don't think of ever weighed it. If they did, that'd be funny. I'm just screwing myself.

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