The Show - SNOT TATERS

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

That’s a wrap on the first full week of 2026! No recaps, but allow us to give you a vomit warning.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. This is Happy Friday. buddy. Here we are.

It was Kyle football last night? How was that? Uh-oh. I saw you wrap up Cocoa Pops and said we're going to go watch that. It was fine. No, it was one of the games of the year. It's just I hate Miami more than any sports franchise that there is to exist in the world. And those deuce bags ended up winning.

Well, that's what happens when you got, you know, money to pay. a guy to stay in college for a seventh year. Who is that? Carson Beck. The derpeiest face dirt that's ever derped. They kept showing his stupid freaking face from the huddle. Oh my God. I'll find you a picture so you can see what we all had to look at all night.

All right. And he dates the hottest chicks because he's got money. And he's tall? Is he tall and handsome? No. No, he's not handsome. He's tall. But he's got money and he has tattoos.

Gotcha. Also, the derpyest dirps love the durpies. love the derpeiest of derps. Miami's down by three with 18 seconds left on the clock. The Kings within three yards of the game-winning touchdown, which would send them home to the championship game. Three receivers, bunch to the left. Becca's looking that way.

Nobody's over there. Nobody. Touched up voting. Tough. Unreal. Miami hurricanes. All right. So who are they playing?

Who is going to be the championship game? Tonight's game, which has a chance to be better, I don't know how. is Indiana and Oregon, which is unreal. Who do you want to see him play? I mean, I don't know. Whoever gives them the best chance to beat Miami. They both are pretty good. Both their defenses are really good.

Right now, Indiana is hot. So we'll see. But, I mean, I'm going to be rooting for whoever has got the best chance to make us not have to stare at him. And then is he now he done? Is he done? He has to leave college now. He's 35 years old.

I would imagine. All right. You TikTok kids do real stupid, annoying things sometimes. Uh-huh. And this TikToker wrote a horse through Target. So dumb. I don't think horses want to go on Target. Yeah, that's the thing with some of these.

I don't, you got to think of the, yeah, the other people around you, ha, ha, ha, they're going to be so like, what the hell? But your horse is probably going to be a little skirt himself. Yeah. And I don't know if those floors are conducive to slippery metal feet. Yeah, I don't know much about horses, but can they walk on that? I mean, obviously, they can. But I don't know if it's comfortable, are they slipper in or slip.

That's what I mean. It would be like if you had tap shoes and you tried to like, and I do, walk around Target. Just and weigh a ton. Hmm. Seems you're moving fast. Hope we don't crack. How are you doing? You don't got to get out of the door?

Yeah. What are y'all doing? Get out of the store with a horse. You gotta go. Yeah, you gotta go. Why? Because. I don't call the police for what.

Yeah, call the police. You're in a... Stupid. For what? The store with a horse, you moron. For what? It was pooping all over the place, too. Yeah.

You know? You're causing a disturbance, and it's not safe for the people in the store. And, of course, his parents are going to have to pay that because the kid sounds like he's about 12 years old. Yeah. Well, the parents are the reason he's probably doing this. Like, you know, this kid needs to learn a little bit. You know what I'm saying?

Seven o'clock, I will do my best to give you a house party. Yay. You didn't wait. Oh, sorry. What am I, what do you want me to do? Tonight. Tonight. House party.

7 o'clock on Twitch. Dot TV slash K Rock C and Rock. Yay, all the children. All the children are so happy. I like that that's kids. I like that that's kids. Well, what are some of the kindest hobbies? Obviously train collector.

No, does I make the list? Kindest? The kindest people you'll meet. doing these hobbies. Oh. Um, geez. I don't even like,

I guess like a butterfly collector or, you know what I mean? Like those people that, you know what I mean? I'm just thinking of the people that like catch bugs and jars. Birdwatching made the list.

Yeah, kind of just somewhat of the words of the most boring. Yeah, boring stuff. Stamp collecting. I don't think any stamp collectors are going to be. You know, it's not like, oh, man, should you go to the Stamp Fest this weekend? Mm-hmm. You see that Josh was there?

The Bad Boy of Stamp Collecting? Oh, he's the bad boy, yeah. The bad boy of stamp collecting? Number one is pottery and ceramic arts. People online are listing the hobbies that attract the kindest people. Okay, I can see that. And you guys do pottery? I feel like that's like a 90s thing.

I don't know. Do they still do that? Oh, yeah. Where they have kids like a kill? I know Malfire does. Really? Yeah, you can still do it. You can do, there's like places you can go on date nights and do it.

Oh, really? I didn't take that class. They didn't do it in art. They didn't give you just like a, like a ceramics unit. I wasn't that interested in art, so I didn't take those classes past anything that you needed to in high school. Sarah's got a good point. Buffalo Bill collected moths and butterflies, remember? Oh.

I was just more of thinking like peaceful and peaceful. One of those little like butterfly gardens and there's, There's just that lady in there going, oh, look, it's a yellow monarch. Do you like going through those little butterfly walks, like at the New York State Fair and stuff? I've never been in one. I would do it. I don't want butterflies landing on me. They're bugs.

Butterflies, I would. I like bugs. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't want to, like, I don't think they have these anywhere, but just fill your hands with bird seed and walk into that place in the zoo. Oh, and if the birds land on you? That new. I don't mind birds, but I don't want them landing on me. Like home alone, lady?

Yeah. Crochet is. number two. They're big part. Bird watching is number three. Kind people are bird watchers? I mean, I like to see birds. I like looking at them, but I don't know anything about them.

No, I have that. It's nice to have that Google lens on my phone because I get an ass ton of birds up on an Anadagahill, and I'm always like, what the hell is that thing, man? It's very cool. Beekeepers are kind. Oh.

I'm fascinated by beekeepers. I don't know how they do what they do and gather the hives and all that. Same. Rest in peace, Mimi. She never got to show me. She wanted to show me how to like bee keep because she heard that I, like,

it was like forever ago when she started doing it. But that looks cool. And then you got a butt ton of honey in that honeycomb. Yeah. And that's just local honey. That's with your histamines. Right? Yeah.

Seriously. Hiking. Hikers are nice because they're out walking. They're getting fresh air. You're not going to find an A-hole. hiker probably. That's funny to say that. It's just like a day or so ago.

I saw that video again. You ever seen the video of that guy that's like, white people on a hike? Oh, they do the smile. How you doing? How you doing? How you doing?

How you done? Yeah, everyone's selling you to download the Merlin app. The Merlin app identifies birds by the calls. I had one for a while, but it was, I didn't have, I'm going to look up that one. The one I had,

you had to pay for. Because I did have one of those, and it worked. I got like a free week, and I did it, and it picked out. It was like, you had it. This was like, blah, blah, blah, star.

Really? I was like, technology is that good where I can just hear a bird call and know what it is? Yeah. That's impressive. And this, that's one of the coolest things about this phone is that, that and the Google lens thing is unreal. They say Merlin is a free one. You can get Merlin, yeah. If you can get a picture of it, it'll do all sorts of fun internet stuff.

Woodworking is a kind hobby. The father-in-law does wordworking. He's a retired man. I think it's by law. you're supposed to do woodworking. What does that even mean? He likes making stuff in his shop. But like, what?

What's he making birdhouses? So, well, he asks. He's making a bench? He'll just make whatever people tell him to make. Like, my mother-in-law wanted, like, a bunch of little houses for decoration. So he made her a bunch of little houses. Okay. At Thanksgiving, he made these cute little turkeys that he gave to people.

Okay. Like, they're like this tall. Oh, wow. And they're like, I'll send you a photo of it. And then for Christmas, he made, like, a cute little, like, tree decorate. He just like making things out of wood in there. He's just out there. He's just out there. Man in his

70s in a wood shop. That's what you do. I think it's the law. Just shalacking his wood. Board games? Mm-hmm. Where are you board gaming? Like group board games? I mean... I know that like some of these comic shops do it. I know that, yeah, I was going to say that some places

will be like what branching out does where it's not games, like puzzles you can switch. So, I mean, that's sort of similar. but I'm picturing like, like those, like a, where did you just go? I'm blanking on the name. Larger game. Where I could see them doing like.

They do. They have like a whole board game section. Board game night. And then it's just a bunch of you wicked cool kids going out there. The coolest. I'm playing sorry. Fountain pen enthusiasts. It's not a thing.

That's a hobby, I guess. No, it is not. Yeah. That's not. Fountain pen enthusiasts. What does that even mean? People that collect fountain pens. There's collectors of everything.

You should know this from the wrestling world. Yeah, but wrestling is cool and makes sense to me. Fountain pen collectors are nerds. That's stupid. Wrestling collectors are cool. Not even a real thing. You're right. My apologies.

Yeah, look it. There's a Facebook group. What the... Yeah, dude, people like pens love pens. I mean, I do like a really good pen. I just don't think I... You're not an enthusiast? I wouldn't call myself an enthusiast.

People are still doing bonsies, too, bonzies. Okay. Didn't you want a bonsai? They're hard. Yeah. But I remember my dad had one. And you just, what? You just tend to it, yeah.

Trim little by little. And then put it in the sun. And he also had, surprisingly, an actual bonsai tree. I can't remember how he got it. Like in the yard? Like he had it out front. Like, he got it somewhere planted it and made it all, and made it, like, real. Again, more layers to the Frank onion that we learn about.

Oh, he was a good gardener. Well, yeah, and he grew the, some other good things. As much weed as possible go. The Wildcat Sports Pub, CNY Brewfest, is Saturday the 31st. At the New York State Fairgrounds, the largest and longest running Brewfest in the area. Over 150 pours under one roof. All the craft beer you like plus hard cider. Canned cocktails.

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and it's like, hey, jerk off. And you walk by. That's how I know that's the hard cider. Oh, I thought you're going to make an erection joke, but instead you made like a tough guy joke. Yeah, that's the hard cider. Well, if you're looking for a fresh start, consumer affairs says the best cities to move to, if you're looking to start over.

Hmm. And I don't know why. They looked at jobs, quality of life, relocation costs. Oh, okay. Well, okay. You adding all that stuff, I was going to say, it's not always somewhere out last. It's always like that San Diego area. But if money, that's, you know, that's going to be added in.

No, San Diego's not affordable. Then, yeah, uh-uh. That's going to knock them down a couple of pegs. Wilmington, North Carolina. Carolina. We've got a couple North Carolina listeners in here. Andy, are you near Wilmington? Okay. It's Kyle near Wilmington? Where is that? Is it nice down there? They looked at 100 different cities. Wilmington is number one. I don't know if I want to move to Wilmington.

I've never been to either of the Carolina. So I haven't? No. Not even Myrtle Beach. No. No, never been. Boise, Idaho. No, thank them. I don't need to go to Idaho. Boise, Idaho. Oh, I don't know about that. I like the state of New York. I like where I live. I know a lot of people don't like the state, but I love the state. Yeah, I do. I don't, I mean, if my choice is here or Boise, Idaho, I might take theater. Yeah, I'm a state here. Cleveland, Ohio. Well, that looks nice. Cleetton. Everyone always talks about how fun it is, but I don't. We have family friends that live in Cleveland. They seem happy out there. I don't, I mean, it's similar to here. Yeah, I don't say, what sets it apart? Just a bigger, bigger version of this, I think. They probably

get a lot of the cold and the snow. It's a major city as opposed to here. I've never been there, I've always wanted to see Chicago. I always thought that'd be fun. It always looked nice. Like I would like Chicago. I've driven through Chicago. I stayed over in Chicago, but I didn't explore Chicago. I slept at a friend's apartment, and then I journeyed on after that.

I didn't like explore the city of Chicago. I don't think I was at their airport. I don't remember. O'Hare. Oh, maybe I was. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, great town for a start over, I guess. I don't want to move to Harrisburg. Anywhere in Pennsylvania is not better.

than anywhere here. No, none of these seem more appealing to me. I mean, I'm sure a lot of them are bigger, maybe, you know, offer other opportunities, but... The hardest cities for a fresh start? Bridgeport, Connecticut. Yeah, because you're not a billionaire.

That's where, like, Vince McMahon lives. Yeah, yeah. That's where, like, New York City wealth is, is Bridgeport, Connecticut. Because they all just go that way a little because it's, like, what, an hour or something? You cannot start over in Bridgeport unless you have millions and millions of dollars.

Or if you want to get me a picture of your hooters. I'm going to stay right here. I like Central New York. I like where I live. I like my house. I like my family. All right? Electricity is more than a source of energy.

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You want to come by our Twitch channel, listen to some music. Topless. Yeah, if that's what it takes, man. That's what it takes. I'll take my top offshore. Seven o'clock tonight on Twitch.com. I can't because then you can't have booze. If I go bottomless, you can't drink booze. Damn it.

If you're just willing to drink lemonade, I can go bottomless. Oh, fine. And I have to do pasties otherwise. Oh, never mind then. Sorry, okay. Nope, I'm out. I can do full nude if you'll only drink lemonade, so. All right.

I didn't know they were still making episodes of my strange addiction, but I guess it debuted last night. I don't know. I've seen a couple of those. I can't. I don't believe it, but I, sometimes I just, I don't believe it. Yeah, like, I don't believe somebody eats a couch. Yep, I was just. That was exactly what I was going to say.

I'm going to be like, you don't eat your couch. You don't eat your couch. You don't do sex to your car. Yeah. Like I would agree that they're probably making a few of these up. Or they're pushing them hard. Yeah, I mean, some addictions are strange, but no. No, not the, because just the eating ones.

Yeah, my sister sits in the room all day and just rips up paper and eats it. What? Yeah. No. No. Well, this woman snorts. all of her food. No. And you're probably

wondering how does she snort all of her food? No! I'll describe it to you and it's gross and I wish I hadn't watched. Also, no. You don't want to hear? I'll basically say it's a smoothie situation. Everything becomes a smoothie. And then what does she like? Straw it? Straws it

right up her nose. I don't have an aversion of chewing, but I have an aversion to the weird textures that come with food. I do not see snorting my food as a problem. I think I think it has a lot of benefits, no risk of choking. I don't overeat. I consume less calories.

I have had bloody noses about once or twice, and that was more at the beginning. It has really no drawbacks except... Nobody accepts my habit. Nobody accepts me for who I am. No, nobody is going to accept you. Yeah. Nobody is going to accept it, sorry. I'm a pretty open-minded fella.

No. I love people and want them to be their true selves. But I'm also not going to go to a restaurant with you if you're going to be snorting. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not doing anything with you that involves food at home. Yeah, I'm just not going to. I don't, I, that's your life. I want you to be your true self.

But I don't want to be out with the milkshake snorter lady. No. Because it would gross me out to watch you do that. And then I can't eat with you at home. I'm not watching you do it at home. Not watching you do it at home. I'm like, I just, do you, so she, does she not snack ever? Every clip that I watched before playing that one is like, it's, she's alone and everything.

Huh. And what's weird, too, is she's not like a strange looking woman. She looks like a normal. Is she rail thin? Um, where's the, she's got a way of, uh, 80 pounds. Everything is like, waist up that I'm seeing. She's not obese, but she's not, like, skinny. She's in her 30s.

Wait, not obese, so is she thick? She's not, look here, here she is. She's not like rail thin. You'd think she'd be a lot thinner than she is. I call, I call shenanigans. Which you think maybe it's made up. I think this one's made up. I call shenanigans.

Also, like, I think she's lying. You can't snort your food and you're not getting your caloric intake or whatever. On a total biological level, the holes are connected. Like the nose just goes right to where your food's going to go anyways. Yeah. So it's not crazy.

I mean, okay, it is a little crazy. Sister, I'm going to yuck her yum a little bit on this. Again, I want people to be themselves, but this one's... No, this one's not it. It started with a dare to try snorting a fruited, a flavored fruit drink. I got a head rush, but it was actually fruiter than if I was to have it go through my mouth. That's what she said. Since then, I've been having my entire diet nasally for about five years.

She sniffed omelets, mushrooms, steak, spicy guacamole. She said, and I haven't watched the whole episode, I only watched a couple clips. She spent much of the last night's episode, fretting out of, introduce her odd obsession to her new boyfriend. No. Eventually she does. Oh, I want to see that reveal. Yeah, let's see that. I want to see her. Come on out to our snort and spicy guacamole booth at the brew fest. Unfortunately, we do. Okay, so there's a scene, I guess, where she goes out with her boyfriend.

And he immediately dumps her. Well, they, she asks the server, are you able to blend the food? Server says, unfortunately, we do not have a blender, but we do have grits, tomato soup, and sausage gravy. She selects the grits, snorts it through a straw with some homemade biscuit jam. Boyfriend asks, Catherine, what the F are you doing? At this point in time, I don't know what's in the cards for me, Catherine, but I can't stomach watching how you eat your food. So the first date.

Yep. The first date ended like this. No, I'm good. I mean, listen, if you don't want to talk snorting stuff on a first date. just kidding. And I got to wonder, like, what damage is it causing to your nasal cavity? Like, you can't put spicy guacamole up your nose. Well, I mean, you can't.

But, like, there's spices and stuff in there that aren't meant for your nasal cavity. I bet if there was a doctor, I wonder if they had, like... Yeah, her dog, there was a doctor, right, and they're like, this is a bad idea. Goes, give me your hand. Stop it. Put your hand out. No. Don't do this.

Smacks it. No, I mean, that's... The doctor warned her. Aspirated full. can accidentally enter your airway in lungs as well instead of your esophagus. That, although if that's for real that she can't eat it because of textures, of a texture thing, then that's like a psychological thing and maybe like see a therapist or I don't know how to work through that. But because that's what she said about, well, I don't like textures.

I don't like certain textures either. Right. But every single food at all of it? Katie and chat says this has to be made up, right? Right. I think we all just need to tell ourselves it is. That's why I called shenanigans. Just, I don't.

I don't know. I just don't think she'd still be with us. She's been doing this for five years. I think she snorts food when she can, but she'll still gnaw on a bag of Doritos. Eat a little snack or something. Or find a texture that doesn't bother you, and that's your food now.

I agree. Get her on the line. All right. Where is she? Let me get her phone number. What's her name? Catherine. Catherine, with a Y. Catherine.

Like if maybe you could. Like if maybe you can do mashed potatoes, then maybe that's your food. But even then. In your mouth. Yeah, even then, no. Because, like, you know, I don't, never mind. I can't. I can't.

I can't. You know, like sometimes you accidentally snort some snot? Yeah. You still taste the snot. You still get snot. So why do you just eat the mashed potatoes? You're going to snort your snot mashed potatoes. So you're going to taste your tatoes anyway.

Your snot tatoes. You know what I mean? For those you who were not in Twitch, Cody did force me into a VOM situation that last break. I didn't do this. Thank you for he didn't catch the gags before he went to a nine-inch nail song. That was your boy, finding the trash can. I didn't.

I'm having a great Friday. Mental health at an all-time low. So let's pick it up with a little house party tonight. 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. I will play some tunes. You should bring that color bar home. God willing in the creek don't rise. No, I like it over there.

Have all the colors. I got lights at home. I can bring it. Do all the lights, all the fog machines. All the things. All the costume changes. Celebrate the end of it all, right guys? Get it all out.

You do your best. You do your best and it doesn't matter. Hey, I've never played Fortnite. I've literally never turned on Fortnite. No, I tried. I watched my brother play a couple times and I tried it once and died instantly. instantly. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't know how to stay in the building part.

I, uh, I figure, like, there's the building element, my kids love it. I like to watch. It's fun. Although the, I don't like the, the storm thing where it gets like, oh, your thing's getting smaller. And it's like, I don't want my thing to get smaller. And then, like, your teammates, like, you have teammates in it, right? Oh, I don't, like, they're like, you're working as a team to do things.

I only saw the one where it was, like, the last. Last person standing. Play zero build, they're all saying, yeah, you can do no build. I know the Jojo loves it. I know a bunch of you love it. Well, I bring it up because today, Fortnite South Park, born in chaos drops. Like, Fortnite does that thing where they'll just throw random characters and you can call it, dude, he does it now, and it sucks.

You can be Cartman shooting people and stuff like that. So the rundown is, I don't know what this means. Like, I'm a casual South Park fan, like I like this season. So they say South Park crossover introduces Quince Is that a character? I don't know what that is. Maybe it will be.

Introduces Quince, a five-player playlist that lets you add a new member to your squad. Butters is in it. It looks like Kenny is in it. Cartman is in it. Okay.

And then Stan and Kyle. Stan of Kyle, it looks like. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so those are your five. I mean, that'd be, I'd like, too. I just, I don't know. I'm terrible at these shooting games and stuff like that. I'm just,

I'm just the worst. There are several different South Park themed gameplay items. Cheesy poofs will allow you to restore your health, heal allies or damage enemies. Okay. Kenny's respawn token let you reboot automatically from elimination. Plus, if you retrieve the single use stick of truth, you'll be able to control where the storm goes. Okay. That was from their game. Thank you, Kyle. fellas, I still didn't get in any fight. Oh, my God. That was so epic.

I can't believe how much we low-key poned you guys. We're low-key unbeatable. And then I was all low-key totally taking Kyle down. And then Kenny Loki took standout, and our team beat theirs like low-key 50 times in a row. Loki. Fools! You dare to mock Professor Chaos.

You guys never let me play Fortnite with you. Professor Kada. Well, that's just because you low-key suck at Fortnite, Butters. I do love Butters as Professor Chaos. That is funny. It's one of the best episodes. He's Professor Chaos.

Oh, man. That drops today for you, uh, Fortnite fans. I give credit to Fortnite, man. They're smart. People will, like, forget about their game for a minute, and then they'll do something like this. Then forget about the game for a minute, then do a concert. And, uh, what's the gimmick, though?

Is it one of those you got to buy an ass ton of things? Because I see it in the store. No, they're free. It is free. And they want you. It's like, you know, it's... But can I play and have fun if I ain't going to be buying nothing? I think so.

Or you have to get like really good. And then you heard a bunch of stuff because that didn't either if I did it. But this is also like just a limited time thing. It's like a one month thing. I guess it's going to launch today and then go away in February. Oh, yeah, they did Ninja Turtles and stuff. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Which bummed me out. I complained about it before when they put Ninja Turtles in Call of Duty and I had to kill my childhood icons. Shoot, Beavis and But it in the head. Yeah, I don't love that. I don't love that. But there you go. That's out today, guys. Go enjoy it.

Happy Friday. If you're looking for something to do tonight at 7 o'clock, I will go live on our Twitch channel for a little Friday night house party. Twitch.tv.tv slash K-Roc, C-N-Y. And maybe you're like, all right, dry January is not for me. I'll drink tonight. Well, congratulations. Today is the most popular day to quit your New Year's resolution.

Yeah, that's about it. Yeah, you get about a week and a couple days in. You go, I'm all right. You know what? But it's okay, though, because that's one of the things it's about New Year's resolutions. That's bad. People think, well, that's it. I mean, I guess.

I'm just going to be unhealthy and like this forever. I stopped. I had a cheeseburger. Can't do it. Yeah, that's the thing. You can make resolutions any day of the year. Yep. Doesn't need to be January 1st.

No, all of the time. You can choose February 18th to make a change in your life. No, that's not a good day for me. Can I start the day? Yeah, 19th is all you. It is Quitter's Day. The day you're most likely to drop your resolution. Second Friday in January is always the most popular day for people to

lose their new year's resolution. We were just talking smoking in chat as I guess smoking is coming back. That's so weird. Is it because vaping's lameing's lame? Just let's have a nice cigarette. Is that it?

It's analog. They don't want the digital vapes. They want the analog. Just old school farm to table. Yep, there it is. Farm to table. Tobacco. Big survey done just before Christmas

found that the top resolutions are, exercise more, be happier, eat healthier, and save money. 0 for 4 for your boy on that one. Over 4. Let's see, but you know what? You could still do all of those because it's not just well. Yeah, I could do it whenever. It's January 9th.

Can't do that anymore. Yeah, I guess I lost it, so. Oh, well. 2007's going to be my year. That'll start all right. Next January is when I'm going to get my ish together. Then you're really got to get it. We'll be fine.

80% of us start losing steam today on our New Year's resolution. Well, so buck the trend. Kip, stick with it. You can do it. And the problem is a lot of people are like, All right. I don't know. I haven't been to the gym.

And ever. This is a resolution. I'm going to get healthy. Mm-hmm. And then they immediately start pounding it out at the gym for three hours a day. Right. January and by today they're like, all right, you know what though? It's because you can't start at zero and go to 100.

Just go. Easier way into a small step. You don't have to go every day. Walk around the block, you know? Although I'm sure that there are a lot of regular gym goers that are like, I wish some people would start dropping those resolutions right now, please. I support anybody who's going to the gym. I don't care if it annoys the average gymgoers.

I love those people who are like, oh, my gym is so crowded today. Shut up. You don't own it. Well, people are trying to batter themselves. Shut your mouth. South. What if smoothie says it, though. Oh, smoothie says it.

I get it because then technically he doesn't. He does it. That's true. Good point. Good point. But no, I get it because, yeah, I've had that when I used to go to the plant fitness. I remember being next to somebody that, and there wasn't really anybody there. And for the whole time to nobody, they were just like, his nearest resolution, Dix.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Sooner than later, this will be over. And it was like February. Yeah. Oh, it's national quitter days in today's. Nicholas's 40th birthday. Happy birthday, Nicholas.

Nicholas. Stick to your resolutions. Don't give up. It is your final weekend of Wegman's Lights on the Lake. You can head over there tonight, tomorrow, and Sunday. And then Monday is going to be charity night. We'll break all that down for you Monday. Just five bucks on Monday and that'll get you in.

That'll do it. And all that money goes back to some great local charities. So... And then it's all packed up back in the attic for the rest of the year. lights on the lake.com for tickets and information. You stand up in the attic and I'll hand you the boxes. Or you could do one of those things. I see a lot of people making their own dumb waiters now in their garage.

It's so cool. It's a good idea. If you've got that like a bunch of room on the top of your garage or wherever the hell. Just install a winch and like make a little homemade elevator up there. That is really cool. It's a good idea. Cousin J is going to do that.

That would be exactly on brand for Cousin J. A new poll Looked at the ways Americans are trying to live a more analog life It's funny, I didn't know I didn't read this before I called cigarettes analog But things that we're doing in a more analog way I told you my oldest and I go thrifting all the time

Because they want to collect DVDs They want to have a movie collection So we went thrifty shopping yesterday and got some I've still got my whole bin of DVDs And all that I still have as many as I can of my CDs. Mm-hmm. So, because, I mean, that's, it's physical media that you've got. You gotta have it because you never know where it's going to go.

All these companies keep shifting hands, changing hands. What the hell was it? Netflix has something coming out and its first one or whatever is leaving Netflix at the beginning of, or the end of January. I'm like, why would you do that? That's what I don't. That's what I hate about all these conglomerates right now. I can't remember what it was.

But it was a, you can't look at it. shows that you like and then it goes, you know, to another service that you don't have, or just gets taken off the internet all together. Yep. Like, there's no service that'll have certain movies. And then it's like, oh, gone again. Do you ever find that, what the hell is that one you were looking for years ago? Smoky and the band.

Was that it? It's somewhere. Is it somewhere now? The benefit is like all these big name services don't have movies like that. But then these like freebie channels do. Yep, because they need stuff too. And you're like, hey, Tubey has this or whatever. Yeah.

Or the Roku channel or whatever it is. Gotta go somewhere. I'm using actual notebooks for notes. Apps are great, but pens and paper still do exist. I am a fountain pen enthusiast. I mean, I mean, I'm a note enthusiast. Yeah, I do like to write notes. I have a couple of notes in my phone,

but I like to have a pen to paper. I like a big Sharpie marker with notes. I have a notepad, like a notebook for if I ever think of something. And I have little, just little squares for quick note taken. I have little post-its. I have my little moleskin notebook I've always liked to write in. Because that little pat of paper in here. Old school style.

Sometimes you're randomly doing something and you think of something that's funny. So I quick grab a piece of paper and you write it down and you leave it there for later. That way you come back and you go, mm-hmm. No, that wasn't that funny. That's not funny anymore. People are reading more books. E-readers just aren't the same anymore. People are actually going and getting a physical book.

I tried for a while. I don't. To read an e-reader or a physical book? The, what was on those little, like, Kindle things. Oh, yeah. I just didn't, I don't, there was something about it that didn't Kindle Joy. I didn't get, I like regular books. We got one from my wife years ago, and she prefers, like, classic books or an audio book.

I like audiobooks. I mean, it's easier to get the books you want with one of those things, but I don't know, I just, I like books. These are analog things that are coming back. People using paper calendars more than just, like, your phone calendar. Oh, yeah, I don't have a calendar this year. I mean, I haven't a while, I guess. race calendar on our wall that my wife updates regularly. Yep.

That's the way to do it. Here's when practices are. Here's when games are. Here's when appointments are. Using an alarm clock, not your phone. I hate the alarm clock sounds. Yeah. No, I don't, yes.

So I stick with phone. I don't think that it's, that's part of the reason I think people don't like waking up. Is that you are in your most comfortable. Yeah. And all of a sudden it's. did-d-de-d-de-d-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de. You're like, yeah, that's great. Thanks. Perfect, thanks.

I like having my watch vibrate a little bit and tussle me out of bed. I also, I'm not, some reason, some alarm clocks are smarter than me. What do you mean? I don't get them. Like mine right now, the one I have, it's for time-telling only. Oh, I have a bed, I have a clock by my bed because I need to have a big, because I don't have glasses on when I'm sleeping. I have a big, I'm sure I have a big digital clock.

I'm sure I could set it. And I think I have an alarm once with something when I didn't have my phone, but I don't know, I don't like it. I just don't, there's something about it. I like to be able to, like right now I can look and see that my alarm will go off Monday morning at 4.30. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like that. And I like being able to pick the sound.

Yes. I don't want it to be a random radio station. I don't want to be that noise. I want it to be just a do do do do do you know. Yep, just a nice something. Analog things people are coming back. people are writing letters to each other again? Oh, kid's going to have to learn cursive again?

Nah, cursive is old hat. I don't think we need a cursive back, right? No. I can't read. Everybody's cursive is so hard to read anyways. That's what I mean. My regular writing is hard enough for people to read. You don't need me having every letter connected.

Yeah, and I'll do in fancy. Yeah, let's... I mean, teach a kid out to do a signature. People are using old school planners. My wife has an old school planner. That is just an open thing with there's the day, and here's what's what's going on. that day. Look it like with me.

I don't know what happened over the new year, but my calendar deleted itself. Oh, it did? That's right. You told me that. All of my things, usually just the second that I get an email or a text or with anything that's anything that's a date or anything, it throws it on to my Google calendar, and in January 1st, it deleted everything. That's strange.

Yeah. Dumb watches are back. People just wearing a watch to tell time. No smart watch, no apps, no trackers. I tried for the longest time to wear a watch. I just. You like a rubber band. That's what you like.

Yeah, I just didn't really need it. I was always, I was always trying to not smack the glass. Yeah, it is. And scratch it. Yeah. Remember that first time you had your, remember your light up watch where you held down the two sides and it neon glow? Oh yeah. Then you scratched it on accident.

Oh, yeah. How was it? I've worn an Apple watch for years, but I like it more for like. You do smart stuff. You're smart. You understand computer things. So that works. I use it to remind myself of things and all that.

I like that he uses it. And then I try to use it when he's using it to tell and remind him about his butt. He does. He shouts things out. Analog music. People are back to record. CDs or just classic radio. Well, we appreciate that.

Thank you. Classic radio. You're right. Thank you. Actual cameras. People are putting their phone cameras away and getting real nice cameras. No. No.

I mean, yes. But no camera is going to be better than your phone unless you get like. A professional camera. Yeah. Like a real camera camera. Or like me and you buy the camera that specifically looks like a bad camera that then I never use. I forgot you had that thing. That was a stupid purchase.

I really wish I used it more. You used it. At the time when he got it. I had grand ideas for it. And then I just, uh, stop using it. Think of something now. Apparently that's coming back. Yeah, maybe I could.

I could charge that back up. You like joining me for a house party tonight. Seven o'clock on Twitch. Jump on in. Let's listen to some tunes. We've been waiting for this to happen kind of all season, but Dolphins fired head coach. Yeah.

Mike McDaniel yesterday. Yep. Were you surprised by that? I wasn't. I thought you turned it around towards the end. No, especially after the biggest surprise, John Harbaugh getting let go from the Ravens. Yeah, but we didn't talk about any of the coaches that got fired this week. He's one of them.

Harbaugh, Pete Carroll. Yeah, Pete Carroll for people, I mean, it didn't expect it. But, I mean, I think it was a gamble. It was like an experiment. and it didn't work. So, I mean, he may have lost his mightest touch. But, yeah, the Harbaugh one was crazy for the Ravens, but they're not going anywhere.

And you signed, you know, Jack's into a huge deal. And I read that their relationship soured. So that's it. That's it. It's a superstar quarterback. And so when you haven't won anything a little bit, that's what ends up happening.

And give them a fresh start somewhere else. Yeah, these guys all get jobs somewhere else, right? I would take him right now. Harbar. Harba right now. I mean, he's not going to need to knock down to a defensive coordinator, but I need a defensive coordinator. And Mike McDaniels, though, take a job as an offensive coordinator.

He'll go somewhere. I think Washington's got openings. Yeah, Sports Illustrated is saying the Pittsburgh Steelers should grab Mike McDaniel. It would be a missing piece of Mike Tomlin's tenure. Different style, but I can see that given a boost to that type of offense. I was reading the thing that the Browns should hop on some of these guys. Like, you got a chance right now, they're all in or out. Great to get one of these guys as the head guy and then make McDaniels the offensive coordinator

or go from there. But, man, that sucks and it's risky. When you go all in on your coaches, I mean, I mean, that else didn't, but we kind of did. And we got rid of our defensive coordinator after a year. It's always funny when I read the articles because it'll be like, Mike McDaniel met with the front office and then they went away for a few hours and then they decided this isn't going to work out.

I want to know what happens. Well, I think what's funny is that I read like a week or so ago, pardon me, that he would be involved with their GM search because they fired their GM, the Dolphins, but not him. Oh, okay. And then when Harbaugh got fired, I saw that seven teams called about the head coaching position, their head coaching position that was an opening, only six of them were open.

So there was a seventh team that still had a head coach at the time. So I wonder if maybe it was the dolphins. And then Harbaugh was like, interesting. And they're like, you're going, Mike. So you're the first one kind of putting that out in the world that Harbaugh to Miami, you think? I could see that. I don't know if it's the best fit. Does Pete Carroll go anywhere else?

Or is he done? I think he should just kind of. I mean, he's like, what, 80 at this point? And then you think maybe McDaniels takes like a coordinator job somewhere? He should take a coordinator job. But all these guys, you know, if you're a coach, you've got an ego. So they all want a head coaching position. So they all take anything if they can get it.

But I mean, there's good places for all of them. You got the Giants. Yeah, Susan. Chat says any of these fire coaches want to go to the Giants. Couldn't do any worse. Honestly, that would be a cool spot for Harbaugh. I mean, that's not bad for either him or Daniels with that offense with Jackson Dart. Mm-hmm.

Leak neighbors and Cam Scadamore. What do you guys think? Twitch.tv.tv slash K-Rock C&Y. K-Rock, Tax Line 315364-101. Join me tonight at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. I'll do a little house party. We'll listen to some music, have some drink, have some smoke, have a hang. Tonight at 7 p.m.

I like stories. What were you going to say? I actually, it didn't, the box was open, and I don't know, I just didn't feel right about it. I was this close to getting you for house parties. Walmart had in their winter clearance a snow machine. Like a snowmate, like... That would make a mess in the office. I have no idea. I don't know how those work, what it is,

what it throws up into the air, but I was like, he did, you can do with this what he wants, but I was getting it. And soon as I spun it around, it was like open. Yeah, thank you. I was thrifting yesterday, and I saw somebody had donated one of those snow showers. I almost got that for you. I was like, you want to... Oh, the projector thing?

Yeah, but it was like the smaller version of it. Oh, mine are all... They're all busting. The snow flakes on the house. Pretty cool. No, I was saying I love stories like this because that means this dog will definitely be adopted now because it's a national story. Oh, that's all, yep, anytime that happens, that's good. So it's a West Virginia animal shelter that captured remarkable security footage of a dog named Dawson escaping the shelter.

Man, the way that some of these dogs do it is insane. Are they get up over fences? Yeah, he's what he did. It was after hours. he reveals the footage reveals he approaches the front entrance stands on his back legs uses his teeth to unlock the door

pushes the door open and then walks out into freedom that's hilarious shelter officials say this guy is so much smarter than he looks no I get it I just I just saw video it was funny it was these guys they had to watch their neighbor's dog but it was showing the video of they couldn't figure out what to do the dog had figured out how to unlock and open the front door.

So they were just showing video of like, like, here's the door. And then all of a sudden you'd see like the husky's head, like pop up behind like the frosted glass. And then you'd see the doorknob start going. And then the door would pop open and then to just be a husky. That's hilarious. Sitting there and then they showed all the things like they're winding rope around the door

and like wrapping it around a tree. They're putting door or like chairs up against the door. You remember that footage from a few. years ago, that giant snake opening a door? Yeah. That was horrible. I forgot about that where it's just like... It just flops itself down and opens the door.

Yeah. That's the scariest thing. That's some of the scariest footage I've ever seen. Is that giant Anaconda-ass thing opening a door. Did that come out? Anaconda? How do you say that?

I don't know, but I'm taking the oldest to see primate. That looks... No. That looks weird, man. With the monkey that goes crazy. I'm closing my robe up a little bit for that. That looked, those pre, did you see the trailers for that? Yes.

That looks weird. Our oldest is a horror fanatic. They love horror movies. That'll do it. And they were like, Dad, do you want to take me to see primate? I'm always looking to do things with my kids because I'm lame like that. So I'm like, yeah, what's it about? So I watched the trailer and it's like a monkey that goes crazy.

Well, you watch, all the trailers I watched, you don't really know it's a monkey until they flashed like, primate. Yeah. Oh, that looks like a psychological thrilling killer movie. Look the hell. It's a crazy-ass monkey? And there's a scene in the trailer where I guess the monkey won't get in the pool, so they're all in the middle of the pool, but it has its soundboard. So the monkey's just going bad, bad, bad.

It looks really scary. No, I don't like that. I'll let you know on Monday if I like it or not. Yeah, I got to tell me how, I mean, I'm assuming. You got to tell me how they kill a monkey. Yeah. Oh, I hope. I'm not going to.

They got to end like that, right? Or I don't know, I like when horror movies and stuff like that, where I don't know anything about it, so let me go, he's spoiled it. Right. I like, we're like, the monkey kills a family, and then the end of it's like,

the monkey just walks off into the wood. You got to leave it open for Prime 8 2 and Primate 3 and so on. What was that, what was that game? Was that that game? What was that? The fighting game for PlayStation? Was it Prime?

Primal instinct? Primal instinct is when you would fight. Yeah, you could be a little tiny dinosaur too. Yeah, it was cool. That was great. But no, that looks, that looks weird, man. Looks weird. Well, I'll let you know. I'll let you know what I think. Three Days Grace, Animal I Become.

And we're drinking beer when branching out bottle shop. Township 5 in Camillas. How do you do, gang? Hello. Give the people the hours when we're open, what we're going to see going on. Yeah, so we are open this weekend, 11 to 7 today, tomorrow, noon to 5 on Sunday. And then we are closed the 13th through the 22nd. Because you're going on vacation. Oh, yeah.

My favorite. Goin' turtle hunting. Yeah, so come in this weekend and give what you need for the next 10 days. Do we have tastings tonight or tomorrow this week? We don't. We don't do tastings in January because it's so slow. Okay. Although we do one, the Friday we get back on the 23rd.

We're doing an infused beverage tasting. I keep trying to tell people that section over there. You got a good selection. It's vast. It is where drink meets vast. I like it. We got a K-Rock four-pack on deck today. Yeah.

What's the price tag on this one? 17. Photos are up on our Facebook and Instagram. If you want to see it, Joseph, what's our first beer? We're going to drink a little brewhouse coffee stout from Central Waters. No that. Yeah. Just start you day with a cup of joke.

All right. Let me give this a little sip. Yeah, we've got a little adventure of flavors going on here. I don't think he's going to like this one as much. That's very coffee. But it's good. No, I do like that one. There's almost a mocha in there.

You might like coffee. I might like coffee. I don't like hot liquids, but I could drink nice coffee. I'll say you would like a coffee then. I would make for you because again, it's got to be 80-20 sugary stuff. Oh, okay. It needs to be mostly ice cream is what he said. That's his favorite cup of coffee.

Yes, absolutely. That's a good one. Did you have to look up the ABV on there? Yeah, for some reason this one doesn't have it on there, but it's 7.4. 7.4? That's a big beer. That's a delicious beer. That's a good start-to-day.

And that is out of Central Waters. Where are they located? They're in Wisconsin, I think. Oh, nice. Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Was one of those in the, Advent calendar?

Yes. Yeah. You've already had more of these? I've got extra of this one because I like that. Nice job. You say it tasted familiar? So if you don't start your day with coffee, some people start their day with fruit smoothies.

So here's the other option. I'm going to give you a control. Setting up the next one here. All right, don't get me going. You did. Okay. Hey, if you were listening earlier. Just not.

I won't. I won't. I'm assuming you missed that break earlier where I vomited. All right, good. Don't, Cody. Don't. No. I'm not looking at it.

This is a delicious fruit smoothie. I'm not going to sully it with your words. No mashed potato. I won't. I won't. I'm sorry. Oh, dear. Oh, that smells really good.

What is this? Yes. So it is, um, holy cow. That's not alcohol. Pineapple and passion fruit. That's not alcohol. Oh my God.

This is, this is called Just Fruit from Frequentum. And yeah, it's your other breakfast option. Some people call this show Just Fruits. This is really good. Yeah. We've got a bunch of these. right now with just different flavor

profile. Holy cow. And yeah, it's so delicious. How much booze is in this? Like 5.5.1. These are 5.1, yeah. That's, that's... Bro, I could drink like 30 of those. Do you feel like you're getting healthier? Right. I do. I just had vitamins. So we were back... Yeah. I don't know how many years ago when like

a blue moon came out and it was like 5%. Remember they did that? Like they did those like... Are you guys insane? Those upgraded beers? Remember those in like the 2000s? Yeah. Whereas like this is a, I don't know, I'm making it up, but this is, this is a Bush XL. It's a 6% beer.

I remember those. Yeah. This is what I've had before. My buddy Ken works at this brewery. This is a legend. Tell me about it. Twelve horses. Twelve horses.

So it's in here because we needed a pallet cleanser. We got a lot of flavors going on right now. And also, we have a mountain of it. So it's time to move the mountain. Time to move some 12 horses. I love Jenny. I love Genesee Cream ale. I love the.

Colch. Don't those coming... I love a Jenny screamer. Don't those come in the little bottles, too? Oh, they might. They used to. I don't think they offered it to us this time or they re-leaded it. So we got it like a year ago, and I sold out immediately.

So this time I bought oodles of it. That's real good. Because it's just like nostalgia. 12 horse sale, man. Yeah. And it's just a beer-flavored beer. To beer flavored beer. Get a little beer.

I mean, do they use, do they really put all 12 horses in there? You can't taste them all? No. How many do you taste? I mean, it's like Dr. Pepper. There's so many different horses in there. That is just such a good beer-flavored beer. I just love beer beer beer.

It's a grandpa beer. Yes. Oh, my God. Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, that's a beer you're just drinking on the lawnmower. Look how much you left in there. You got to finish that beer.

That's that beer. That's a delicious beer. It's warm, Gramps. Yep. That's our finale here, Joel. All right. We're finishing with a little bit of dessert. So Bullfinch has the beer name is date,

in Yoltenheim. Okay. It is a gingerbread inspired winter ale. We love Bullfinch. I love all Dave's success over there. I love that spot he opened over by you. I haven't eaten there yet,

but I always love the spot in the mall. He's just a good dude who makes some good beer. And I guess some good food. People love his menu. Yeah. Let me see that can. Is that one from the Advent calendar? Because I just had it.

Oh, okay. Ooh, that's cool. Which one of these was in the Advent calendar? The coffee that we started out. That's neat. The graphic designer is his brother, and he's also our graphic designer who does all of our crampas shirts.

So he does... We did barley as a Lego. Whoa! There you go. I got a barley shirt for Christmas. I forgot to wear it today. Lego. Lego crampus.

Whoa, what does that be? The gingerbread? Gingerbread, yeah. So, uh... Is that going on? See, I like this because a couple other gingerbread ones use too much of the other spices. Yeah.

I like this one because it tastes like gingerbread, as opposed to... Cinnamon, clothes. A little nutmeg. Yeah. Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar. Yeah. What a journey of flavors this was today. That might have been the most four different beers we've ever had.

It was an adventure, right? Yeah. All right, go back through them again, give me the whole four pack. All right, we started with Central Waters, Brewhouse Coffee Stout, and then we had a little fruit smoothie from Frequentum called Just Fruit. Go try that, guys. Then we did the 12 horse from Genesee and finished with Dayton Yotenheim from Bullfinch. Shout out Bullfinch.

We love both French over there. 17 dollars. Township 5 in Camillis. I'll be out your way taking the kid to see primate. That's right. I'll let you know. Thank you. Hard pass.

Give the hours again. Let people know what's going on. Yes, we are here this weekend. 11 to 7 today tomorrow, noon to 5 on Sunday. Casey will be rocking the shop solo Saturday and Sunday. So show him some love. Nice. Because we will be on our way to vacation.

So we'll close from the 13th to the 22nd. We'll see you guys on Friday the 23rd. So stock up. But stock up. We've got lots of craft N.A. For anybody trying to do dryuary. I did hear today is the day that everybody quit. So come on back.

We have the high uary supplies. And we have a beer even called F. Dryuary. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. That's pretty funny. So we've gone to boycott it. We got that too.

How's your little bald hat doing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You pulled that off? It looks cute. It's a good look. Someone brought her an amazing wig that made her look like Haley. from Paramoor.

Oh, that's awesome. One of our friends brought me a wig yesterday as a present, and I was like, I'm going to rock this. Joel and I are both top C&Y balds, as I've said before. And briefly, you were a top C&Y bald. But now it's growing back in. When it happened, they said my superpower, it was like a room full of guys who were all bald,

and they said, well, her superpower, she actually gets to grow it back. Yeah, come back. We don't have that. Sorry. I mean, not in all the places. It looks good. You pull it off. You look cute.

All right. Go enjoy your vacation. Yeah. Travel safe. We love you. Be fun. Be fun. See you when you get back.

Maybe I'm dating. Sleep token. Is it caramel? Caramel? Caramel? I don't know. Just saying that, that one is very sleep theory-ish,

but those bands offer different varieties of their songs. They got lots of sleep sounds. Yeah, they all sound different. Them and a sleep token. That's sleep token. Oh, that one. with Sleep Token? Oh, sorry. Sleep Token. Sleep Token. Yeah, if, um, I don't know, I like other

songs from them a little more than that one. But it's the first time I heard that one. That's the, the genre that is metal now. It's very weird. Yeah. That's what people are going for, but... We're expanding our sounds and our tastes. But all, I'm all about it, man. Like I've said before, that band, it's not the same as that, but that band, Eminence, that is all about violins and stuff. Violins and saxophones are hot and metal right now.

Yeah. All right, radio world, we're going to hand you off to the 90s of nine. Hot sacks. Hot sacks and metal? Hot sacks. We're going to play the Bills game. I'm the Jags. Cody is the Bills. That's an erection.

I will be at home as the Jags. Cody will be the Bills. Wait, wait. Cody is the Bills. Yeah, my wife got a sound machines, guys. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to bring it home this weekend. I forgot yesterday.

All the boy tickets. This is trade. Yep. You're welcome. You're welcome. We win awards. Welcome to your job, Amelia. Welcome to work.

This is your job. You have to go tell people this is good. I promise, I promise. Good luck. All right. We're going to play some sports. Football gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You are buying with Ryan.

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