The Show - SQUONK

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Their mother’s call ’em crazy. The girls call ’em all the time. But I call ’em as I see ’em & I call ’em The Show! We head to Pennsylvania to learn about the most Emo of cryptids. And so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Their mothers call them crazy. The girls call them crazy.

call them all the time, but I call them like I see him. It's the show. I saw somebody get introduced that way. Where? Vaudeville? I think so. That's from like, hold on. What was that from? The 1930s? Their mothers call them crazy. The girls call them all the time, but I call them like I see them, and I call the show. I don't know. I ought to be introduced like that. I mean, all right. We'll get, we'll get an old.

old-timey guy's voice to read that, right? Because you want a style like that, right? Where? Come back with time, let's all. One of those type? I guess it's in a song somewhere. Hold on. Where is it from?

It's in obituaries somewhere. I don't know if I saw a wrestling guy say it. And I really wanted to say it about us. That mothers call them crazy. The girls call them all the time, but I call them like I see them, and I call. That's up. Anyways, I try to make things happen for my own joy sometimes. Yeah, that was pretty good.

I wrote it down because I liked it. Ahoy, hoi, happy. Oh, man. Tuesday, everybody, this is K. Thank you for joining us. Beautiful day yesterday. Did you get out and about? You get out and about yesterday?

Yep, yep. What were you doing? You beat you? Got out, yep, did a little that. Did first blackstone of the year. Oh, tell me about it. Burgs? I maybe have made the best smash bergs that I had ever made, I think.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that they were the best I had ever made. You don't have a press yet, right? You're still using a pan? No, well, I have this wicked, awesome ceramic, like, that is perfect. Awesome. It's crazy.

And it's like this wide around. Then you're good. So I'm pushing it down on all the sides. Also though, and it was worth it because it was good and I wanted it. But at a buck 25 in here, Walmart did have corn. Where are they getting corn from? Probably a Florida greenhouse. Or do they freeze it from last year's harvest?

Is that how it works? Or maybe it is Florida, I guess. I don't know. I always just assumed there's a Texas or Florida or warm. weather warehouse that they grow stuff in. They freeze it for the year. Like sometimes they do it with apples. Like you get apples the next year or whatever. It was

the case. It was worth it. It was fine. Just a single ear? I got two. You do street corn style? Yep. Like you like to do? Yep. I soaked it in my what-nots or whatever. But it was good but not the best. Yeah. Man, buck 25. Jeez. Jolla 25, Willie. Yeah.

We were driving around. We had a million things. We had We had dentist appointments And of course If I get my cavity fill Could I get chick fill? So I have to make a negotiation Or yes, fine

Get your chick filet Then the youngest goes and plays Nine holes So he's out golfing But then we're setting up a garage sale So it was just a busy day All right Beautiful day for it though

Yeah Beautiful day Gorgeous Wish I could get my stupid ass dog To enjoy the beautiful day Oh he just wants to lay on the poor He doesn't though He feels like he's

missing out on something every minute. And he just is like at my ankles all day long. And I'm like, dude, you're waiting all winter for these sunny days to go lay outside. But he wants to see what you're doing. I'm not. And I have to say, well, Fred, I'm not doing anything. Perfect. So then I'll put him on the porch and he'll

sit there for a minute. And then I see him like looking, something happened in the house. And he'll come to the window. Because you know, I have those low windows so you can just peek in the windows. And I go, I'm not doing anything, dude. Yeah. Enjoy the sun. I don't want to come in. I'm like, bro, you're taking, you're hurting yourself on this one.

You got a, I think you need to invest in one of those cool ball machines. Greatest plays with it. Teach him how to, whether if you fetch this and put it in there. I've tried that. Is he smart? He likes the human interaction of ball catching. He does. So eventually my wife just went out and sat on the porch with him so he could enjoy some son.

Because you're not missing anything, man. It's like ultimate fomo. Like you're afraid of missing sports. Yeah. That dog is afraid. of, there might be something going on and I don't want to miss it. Yes. Or you might have like a piece of chicken that you would drop.

Yep, exactly. You are known to drop a piece of food randomly, I'm sure. You're probably eating something in there and it's probably on the carpet and I got to eat it. So why am I out here not eating it? Right. Anyways. So I hope you guys got to enjoy some weather. We got some nice weather today too, I think.

Highest 64. It's not going to rain until about 4 o'clock, I think, today. Yeah, I'm sure it'll hunt up room. and everything and be ill. Snow or something. So just enjoy it. I just, I want these weekend temps to.

No, don't look. I know, I know. I did this morning. Don't look. Don't look. I have to look. Go to next weekend. I mean,

at least it says 50 now. Go to next weekend. Yeah. Well, I see 60s next weekend. What do you see? Oh, really? Mine doesn't go to next weekend.

Oh, you don't have the... It stops it Thursday of next week. Check out the start of May. Right in the middle there. What am I looking at? Low of 37? You see the little... You see the little...

Look right there. What are those? No, it's not. I'm going to punch your phone. I'm going to punch your phone on the face. Snuffleck. I'm going to punch your phone right in the face. Well, at least if I can get 55 and partly cloudy on this weekend for the garage sale, I'll be stoked for that. I think it'll be good. All right, that'll work. Anyways, guys, you know how we hang. What's up with you? It's a Tuesday. We'll get into your high strangeness today. I'll teach you about the squank. You'll learn about the northern Pennsylvania squawk. Did you just call me? Well, I think I'm a squawk, because I tell you about the squawk.

You're going to learn a lot about it, and I'll tell you about it. Son of a bitch. Ties into a baseball team that will be using the Lehigh Valley. What are they, the pigs or something? Lehigh Valley, whatever. You know how we're... Well, you know how something like for one game where the salt potatoes? Yeah.

They're honoring their local cryptid by being the squawk for a game. So I'm going to tell you what the squawk is. There's probably a hat. No, there's hats, jerseys, everything. It's kind of cool. Oh, that's neat. Yeah, the Lehigh Valley. Iron Pigs are going to be a squawks.

So I'll tell you the story of the squawk. I don't know of Pennsylvania. Be listening to Khan in the afternoon. If you want to go see Black Label Society. Where the hell is that? In Albany. Damn. August 25th, special guy, Zach Sabbath.

And Dark Chapel, listen to Khan in the afternoon when he plays a BLS tune. You're going to text the text line, wild. Not now. Not now. Not now. We got to do this. I got to do this. I got to do this.

My hands are clean to this, Ricky Bobby. And that's too bad they didn't. They don't have Mac Sabbath on there. Come on. Zach Sabbath and Mac Sabbath. They've played at the loss several times. That is a very confusing thing. They look fun.

Yeah, it's a very confusing. But then how do you decide what Black Sabbath songs you do? Like you just split them up. Yeah. Yeah. Can't do the same set list. No, you have to be, you have to ask beforehand. Yeah.

Hey, what are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? Well, I don't know. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? I don't know. What are you going to do? Because we saw, what is that thing?

We were giving away tickets for that. that dead show with two Grateful Dead. Dead in the shed with somebody and somebody that happened this past weekend. Yeah, but those two. So the day had to get ahead. Okay, I'm going to do, I'm going to do these Grateful Dead songs. You do these Grateful Dead songs. I'm going to go do the one that goes,

be do the one that goes, be do, be, oh, way different. Because I always wonder that, because whenever DJ Jazzy Jeff does his Friday night house parties, and they'll have like guest DJs, I'm always wondering.

And if he's like, all right, I'll do, I'll do this song. You do this, don't you do this song? They never seem to overlap. It's impressive. They're the best ever. They probably talk about it, I would imagine. Yeah. I mean, do you make sure that when you're a DJ

and you don't overlap with any songs that he's already done? Out of respect. Out of respect. Because I know he's watching my stream, obviously. And I don't want him to be like, I don't know. He could be looking for his next opener. No, I'm 100% positive. I don't know.

DJ Jazzy Jeff isn't watching a 45-year-old dude in central New York, DJ. And where, yes, I'm going to support your dreams. And he might be, I get it. Yeah, it's probably not a good chance. But there is a slight chance with how successful our Twitch pages. We might pop up on him. Before you go live, do you do what I do if there's something going on with those little

like keywords in case anybody's looking for like when it was the draft? Oh, no, I haven't. I do like NFL and draft just in case somebody's looking and then they accidentally get us. That's smart. Because you should do that That way Jeff If he's looking for himself

Or his friends I don't I suck compared to his friends I don't want him seeing me I don't want him to look at me If it pops up and he goes What This is not what I expected

Let me If Jeff is a 10 I'm a three DJ And I don't want to even be on it I really am though And I'm not ashamed of that Like I can mix But I can't do all the stuff

He does and all his friends do So he may be He's looking for the next up and comer. Even if he just saw my face for a second. That's what I'm saying. That's cool. Maybe he clicks and goes, what is this?

Uh-huh. Hey, I'm going to just send a message. I've got to go to bed. It is too late for me, but just wanted to say, No. Keep up the good work. Even if he was just scrolling. Jazzy Jeffrey.

Even if he was just scrolling. Yeah. And he was like, saw my face for a second. That would be pretty cool. That'd be pretty cool. He was like the first celebrity I ever idolized. Weren't you at? I thought you saw him at a concert.

I've never seen him live. I was going to go to the New Kids on the Block to like see him deed because he would deed him before New Kids on the Block. No. And I didn't go see him. No. I've never seen him perform. He was like,

I've said this million times. Him and Will Smith are the first like celebrities to me. Well, honestly, that's not out of the realm of possibilities with the bands that come around here of him opening for. Oh, I. I'm sure I hope to see him at some point. If he ever gets close enough to just doing a DJ set, I'm going to go see DJ Jazzy Jeff.

It just hasn't happened yet. Just hasn't happened. It will. Well, good morning, everybody. Happy, uh, happy, uh, happy Tuesday. Hi. Tuesday. How are you guys?

Good. Is this good? Good. I talked a lot about Jazzy Jeff there, so I'm going to keep things rolling. But other side of this, we will get into, uh... I never talk to much, Jesse, Joe. We will get in, well, I've got some Jessica Beal, Justin Timberlake drama. Uh-oh.

Are they still married? Ow, are they still married? Were they married? Did I just make that up? Oh. If he doesn't, I like her. I like her a lot. Yeah.

But if he's out there drinking and driving and causing a lot of drama. Yeah, I thought he was like a, I thought he was doing. A big week for him. Oh. It's a big week for him. Has got a pay. We got playoff hockey in town. Playoffs.

Yeah, we got crunch Friday and Sunday. I'm going to wear that shirt today. I didn't realize I didn't play till Friday. Play Friday? Play Sunday. Cleveland Monsters coming to the barn. Two games. Don't even bother Cleveland.

If you're here now, I hope you... Get up. Hope you get diareers. Poops. Boom! Anyways, the Crunch gave us tons of tickets to give to you guys. So here's what you do. Sick.

Here's what you do. I got tickets for Friday and I got tickets for Sunday. I... I want you to text the word crunch. and the day you want to go to the K-Rock text sign 315364-109 Crunch

Friday or Crunch Sunday And throughout the week I'll pick people at random off the text sign I'll text you back They will go right to your phone when you win So you don't got to go anywhere Pick up anything It's a four pack

So it's a four pack of tickets Thanks to the Syracuse Crunch So yeah Jessica Beals apparently Had enough of Justin Timberlake shenanigans Uh-oh And I get it, guys, listen.

Listen. Is she who I thought she was? Yes. Yes. Uh-oh. I honestly didn't even know they were still together. I thought she left them a long time ago. I didn't either.

She is very... She's always been very beautiful. And... She's good at... Her and Timberlake. I don't know how many kids they have, but he's not behaving. No. He's not behaving.

No, you got to be better. You can't... This is what? Three? Three? Three what? D-E-Ys? Oh, how many?

I thought he had the one. Oh, I thought he had like a one, a while back, and then there were these last, I thought he had last two. I don't know if he's getting D-A-wees, but he is drunk a lot, she says. Yeah. She's apparently threatened to leave Justin Timberlake if he doesn't straighten it out. Source says he's never home. She has to do everything with the kids, and she's tired of the public embarrassment.

Yeah, I'm on her side, bro. Yeah. Got to grow up. Yeah. Your father? Yes, you, there's just. You're a husband? There's no reason for rich people to ever get a DUI.

And if you've got to parent your kids, bro, I don't care of you, Justin Timberlake. Yep. You had kids. You got to parent them. Apparently, Justin hasn't straightened out since his 2024 D-D drunk driving arrest. Oh, why did I think that he had another one randomly just recently? Last week, he was at a golf tournament in Las Vegas where he was allegedly partying a little too hard. Yeah, you can't be doing all.

You're my age, bro. You're 45. I think now. Like, you can do that stuff, but you can't just be out doing it willy-nilly while your kids are at home with your wife. I'm sure your wife is pretty cool. I'm sure you can be like, hon, can I go to Vegas this weekend? Sure.

Sure. Sure. Go have fun. But if it's every weekend. But no, just cuss. Yeah. Come on, man. It's the same note I give to the dudes around here who are like, well, I play golf Wednesday

and my wife can watch the kids. Or once a while on a Tuesday. It's like, all right, bro. Well, what do you? What does you? your wife get to do? What do you? It's a, it's an agreement situation here. You go have your fun, but what's the agreement? She's got her kitchen. She's what? What do I got to do? Oh my God. My wife's going to go out with the friends. I got to babysit this weekend. I love what dude say they got

to babysit their own kids. You'll babysit the kids. Do you? You mean you got to raise your kids? You dumb bitch? Sorry, I'm getting wound up. You don't bitch. You dumb bitch? Source says there's not much more. she can take. He's never home. She does everything with the kids and she's sick of being publicly embarrassed. Ooh, what is that? Clock in the T? I think so. Kids, is that when we do the fingers? Is that clock and tea? I think we're, right? Clock and spill. I thought it was spilling tea.

I'm on Jessica's side on this one. Justin, grow up, dude. Yeah. And, and, and. Take Jessica out of it. What example are you setting for your kids? What are your kids here? I just say, are they little besides? So she's having to run around with a couple little snottenose brats? How many kids? Trying to find them on their grams. Oh, hello.

Yeah, that one's a young one. He has one was born in 2015 and one was born 2020. All right, yeah. So one is six and one is 11? Yeah, get your ass home. Like you, these kids are watching everything you do at this age, Justin. All right? You're not setting the best of exactly.

Samples, big dog. All right. No. Sober it up, knock it off. Stay home. You got some money. It's not like you're like, hon, I got to go work, I got to town. Well, like, when you do that, fine, because you're making money, you're popular people like

and you're like, blah, blah, blah, blah. So if you're out on tour, great, whatever. You're making money, cool. After, maybe real, just a little. But you're partying at golf tournaments in Vegas while Jessica's home with the kids. Grow up, dude. You know, it's not to say to those golf tournaments. What?

In the party. lifestyle. What? In the excess drinking. You know, it's time to say it, all that. What? You said bye, bye, bye, folks. That's your boy.

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Very, like two commercials. All killer, no filler right there. The future is digital. Trivia nights at bars. You ever do them? I think I've done them once. No, I would, but I, uh, no. Yeah, I just, short answer now.

I always feel like I know a lot until I have to do a trivia thing, and then I realize I don't know anything. Yeah, stuff, like, depends on what it is and what's the trivia, you know what I mean? It has to be very specific. The only trivia I ever excel at is, like, music-based trivia. Like, if I got to know about, like, bands of music. Because this is my world. I mean, if they do...

My world is your world, and your fight is my fight. I don't think that... That's Justin Bieber. I don't know if they're going to ask any Bieber questions, but they might because, you know, the Baldwin thing. Well, Trivia Nights losing steam. There is not as many people going to bar trivia nights. Everything comes in abs and flows. Everything has its moment, and maybe trivia nights are on their way out,

but they are being replaced by something. Nude drawing. nights. Hey-oh! Hey-oh! Washington, D.C. has a new night called kink and draw, as well as another one called naked friends. What are these?

Well, it's exactly like you think it is. Draw me like one of your French girls. People just shell out a few bucks to draw live naked models at a bar while sipping on a drink. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't know, that's not. I mean, do you want to just look at a naked lady and drinks? There's places that do that. It's very specific to drawings.

You know, I don't know how many people you're going to bring in with that. I don't know if that's on the uprise. Because, I mean, you're going to just mostly get people that just want to look at someone nude and like, oh, I'm sketching her. And again, there's places. There's places that do that. Yeah. Strip clubs. If you want to see naked bodies.

Right. Yeah, Mel used to do that. She was a figure model back in the day where she would just sit there nude. I'd sketch her. Yeah. Cody, you have to draw. Huh? I am.

Cody? Trust me, I'm painting a picture. Don't you worry. Cody just... Huh? What? What? What?

Huh? I would imagine my luck is I'd be like, I'd take my wife out for one night and we're like, hey, let's just pop in this bar real quick and we walk in. There's just naked people. Oh, God. What is this? Just someone standing with their wiener. Come out in, folks.

Come on in, just do we're doing an achy night. Nakey night. Grab a pet in a paper. Let's go. The vibe is a little less raucous than a trivia event. or karaoke, people who have done it. It's less, raucous than trivia? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. The hosts suggest different challenges like this round. Draw only with your non-dominant hand. Or for two minutes, keep your pencil moving on the page. We could do that with a bowl of fruit. Your non-dominant hand? So like your left hand?

I wouldn't, I'm not comfortable. Okay, no. While staring at the naked person, use your non-dominant hand. And like again, you go have fun. If it's all consensual, I don't care. I don't know if I need to go to a Naky night. But if there's a Nakey night, you're going to look at the Nakey person. I would just be...

It's not about the drawing. Well, I was going to say, I would be upset with myself because it would be a lot of people have been like, oh my God, can he pick one? Boner or no boner. I'm trying to draw a consistent picture here. Kobe, you of your naked? I'm sorry, I don't want to do.

I don't know. I was thinking about baseball one minute. And then I remember that I was naked. next minute. Baseball scores the next minute. Fighter jets. Fighter jets. Math in my head. Math in my head. Three times three. Four times four. Five times five, six times six. Yeah, I could never be a naked model. That would never happen.

But I think you guys are going through a lot of a lot of hoops here. Just admit that you want to go to a strip club and have your fun. Yeah. You could draw a bowl of fruit. You could draw put a, I don't know, one of those little, what are those, like, wood, those wooden things? Oh, the wood ones that, yeah. That look like a person, but it can just pose it and have it stand there.

Armiture or whatever those are? I don't even know what it's called, but I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, sugar's like, I see enough nudity. I'll pass, yeah, sugar's down there. Can you imagine? Trying to have a night off. She's like, oh my God. She's done and she's like, okay, now, just,

just a couple more seconds, and I'll get you a nice, take home drawing here. And this is for you. Yeah, for those you don't know, sugar in our chat, she does hair removal, JK skincare by Julian, and she sees naked body parts all day long. So it would be like all day she's looking at a naked body part. She's like, all right, I can just cut loose. They're friends.

They're a lot of some friends. Hey, come on with us. Okay. She walks in and there's another naked person. Enough. And it's the person that got sugar to. Hey, this is what I was doing. Hey.

That's why. Hey. Hey. Look. Look. I made it easier. Guys. No bush.

I'm so helpful. Huh? It's a Tuesday and that means it's time. It really was already seven. Wow. For another high strangeness, the unexplained. The unknown, ghosty, creepy. All things in between.

Today we talk about the squawk, my friend. Squawk, squawk. Now, why are we talking about the squaw? Well, because... Why are we talking about the Squam? Saw a news article yesterday about the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs. They are a minor league baseball team out of Northern Pennsylvania, Lehigh Valley area. And much like our Syracuse Mets do like the Syracuse Salt Potatoes gimmick,

they're going to do the Lehigh Valley Iron Pits. Lehigh Valley Squawks. I believe the game is June 6th, if anybody cares. Okay. But they're doing a bunch of squawk merchandise. So let me tell you what the squawk is. Yes, I'm unfamiliar with the squawk. Part of me feels like the squawk.

And I do have a couple of clips describing, like, its origins and what it looks like. Did you ever go on snipe hunts? Or was that a Boy Scout thing? Yeah, no. Not aware of what a snipe, like a p, like a pig? I don't, all right. I don't want to ruin the illusion. So when you are coming up in Boy Scouts,

one of the things you do at night is you go on snipe hunts. Did you stand out of the woods and go, Kalukaku! Yeah. Because that's from Doug. That's a Doug thing too. That's a Doug thing too. I think they ripped off Doug and made all you kids just do something crazy.

I was going on snipe hunts before Doug was on the air. But a snipe hunt, you go out with a bag and a flashlight. Okay. And you're looking for snipe. What is snipe, though? That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I've never heard.

I don't want to ruin it. I don't want to ruin it. But snives not a-uh. Snive's not a night. Oh. That's kind of what you're having the young boy scouts. The Cubs Scouts. And the Boy Scouts.

Okay. I thought it was like a fish or like a bug or, okay. You'll know it when you see it. And then you shine your flashlight in its eyes and it freezes and then you catch a snipe. It's sniper. So that's why I feel, I kind of feel like the squawk has snipe elements to it. From what I'm learning. And if you talk, Dale takes a bite to your slim gym.

Yes, right. A squawk is, and as we described the squawk, I think we all got a little squawk in us. I think we all got a little squawk in us. We're all a little squanky. A squawk is a very sad, Oh Pig looking cryptid With misfitting skin

It is a pig Warts and moles It is always unhappy And it is always crying I don't like this guy anymore It weeps because it's sad All right And when it's frightened

It might cry so much That its own body dissolves itself With its tears Is that not the most Emo sounding crypted you've ever heard of. What about this?

It dissolves itself with its own tears. So that's why I think the squawk has... I'll just dissolve myself. I guess I'll just dissolve myself. No, it's okay. So that's what you need to know for the first clip I'm going to play. As this is the promo video,

the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs put out, where they're going in the woods to find the squawk. And then they reveal the merch they're going to have. Jump in Twitch and YouTube. dot TV slash K-RocC-NY, YouTube.com slash K-RocC-N-Y. The future is streaming, so please follow us and subscribe us there. Here's the clip from the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs. Man, I'm tired. I need a break. Hold on. You okay, bro? Yeah, I mean, how long have we been out here? Uh, so you've been 20 minutes. 20 minutes. 20 minutes.

It's nothing to cry about. I'm not crying. What are you talking about? Is this a squawk? Is that the squawk? They're chasing the squawk. Ah. Well, you wanted evidence.

Yeah, it's close enough. So those of you just listening, they found squawk merch in the woods. It's a fun little gimmick. Yeah, that's, yeah, the drawings of this thing. It's gross, right? It's so gross. It's like a pig. Fat, sad grubs.

It's what it looks like. I feel bad for it. And I just relate to the squawks so much. It's so sad out in them woods. But what, like I'm trying to read. So I will tell you. What is it like, all of these things are like, I'm going to scratch you with my talons. It's pus-filled warts is what can get you.

So it'll, like, what does it do? It can dissolve itself, but it can dissolve you, too. It's like a dog that rolled in something out's going to come rub itself on you? Yeah. Let me play a couple of clips. There's two different, two different YouTube videos I have. Okay. And then I'll explain to you, like, where I think it comes.

I love the squawk. I love the squawk. I'm a big squawk fan already here. But it starts from, like, loggers in the 1800s. What? Go ahead. Just in this, because I'm reading random things, in this little thing, it says, The squank is extremely self-conscious about its appearance.

Yeah, aren't we all squawk? Aren't we all? So jump in Twitch, jump in YouTube. The visuals will be on screen. This is today's high strange. It's the squank. The squawk is a creature of particular peculiarity. As the tales have told, it is small, approximately 16 to 18 inches tall.

It possesses an elongated snout, large eyes suited to its primarily nocturnal lifestyle, and large pointed ears. These features are indicative of this creature's well-developed senses, which seem to provide effective navigation through the underbrush, as well as locating food and avoiding predators. Both its fore and rear feet exhibit limited webbing between the digits, likely an adaptation to the wetland forests it inhabits. The reason for this unusual appearance is as yet not fully known. However, I hypothesize that such loose skin could be an adaptation to provide more surface

area for its modified sebaceous glands, which in turn provides a more effective defense against potential predators. However, it could simply be that the amorphous shape of the squank's body resulting from this loose skin could aid in its next series of defense mechanisms, each one more bizarre than the last. So he's covered in this loose, wart-covered skin. That's his defense mechanism, all right? Yes. He can squirt you or he can dissolve himself. It's gorgeous. Living in the woods of Northern Pennsylvania, squelunks are said to have misshapen skin that doesn't properly fit their bodies that is covered in moles and warts, and they will cry and weep to the point that they create

literal trails of tears. The squelks are nocturnal, choosing to be active when people can't get a good look at them, with them moving slower in moonlit nights due to them putting extra effort into not getting a glimpse of their reflections in the puddles of tears that they create. Hunters, desperate to catch literally anything, will sometimes resort to hunting these squants, tracking their tear trails in their bizarre tracks, as they have, Their left feet are webbed, but the right ones aren't, adding to its misshapen appearance and even more mystical nature. Later depictions tend to make them more pig-like, but his reports of successfully hunted squelunks are near non-existent,

as when J.P. Wentling managed to capture one in a sack, he had discovered a bizarre ability of the squawk, as it had turned into a puddle of tears, an ability they resort to when they feel fresh. tragically for Wendling, he would later make like a squawk and die by turning into a puddle of tears himself. What? Yeah. So the squawk is able to dissolve its own body in if it needs to. He just made a joke about the guy. Yeah.

Like, did he have like a tragic death and the guy was like, oh. This is all like the backwoods like logger stories from what I learned. Yeah. These are like loggers telling other logger stories. Gotcha. Yeah. Being a bunch of ugly sad boys, the squawk is actually pretty being popular when it comes to American Folkore. For those you're just listening, let me describe.

You really should jump on Twitter or YouTube because the visuals of what people have drawn the squawk to look like is so relatable. It looks like a hairless bulldog, right? It does look like one of those big wrinkle dogs. Big wrinkly dogs with like it cries itself to death. That's the funniest thing ever. We're popular fearsome critters and leaving its own mark on the world. The city of Johnstown in Pennsylvania hosts their own Squonca Paloosa, a festival that celebrates Americana folklore in cryptozoology,

sharing stories like that of the squawk with people from all over the country. The Squamk also has mentions in Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic album in the song Any Major Dude Will Tell You, and has a full song dedicated to it in, the Genesis A Trick of the Trail album. A major album in the band's discography.

The song simply being titled Squam. Yeah, there's a ton of songs about the squawk, bands that have come through Pennsylvania. I had never heard of the squawk. No, me either. No, never.

We're pretty close to PA and I've never heard of the squawk. It's like a Pokemon. So basically, from what I read about it, all these loggers in the first turn of the century, not the ones we live through. We live through the other turn of the century.

but late 1800s, early 1900s, they'd be out there logging, they'd be out there logging, they're telling each other's stories, the squant kind of becomes this creature that may or may not exist. Back then, there's no way to check you. There's no way to check it. There was the one guy who allegedly caught it in a sack.

I did. But then it cried itself to death. And then he cried himself to death? And then he cried himself to death? And then he cried him, I guess, yeah. They were saying there might have been an allegory between like the sadness of logging and the sadness of, I don't know.

There's a whole deep world you can go into. Was it the Lorax? Oh, dude, maybe the Lorax was inspired by the squawk. Because it was sad and you're cutting down the trees. Please, please, please, don't cut down the trees. Yeah, dude. These are my trees? I need them to be the trees.

I don't know. Later retellings claim the squanks are slowest on moonlit nights as they avoid trying to see how ugly they are. Because in the daytime, they'll see their reflection in their own Tears. I love the squawk, you guys. I'm never related to a cryptid more. Go the moonlight.

It can't come out during the day because it might see itself and how ugly it is, right? Aren't we all the squawk? Poor squawk, guys. None of us. You might think you're a squawk, but you are all a saskwap.

In addition to its warts and moles, the creature is given webbed toes only on their left feet. So he's just a real good swimmer. But in a circle. Chris Proud, I'm a squawk. Oh, no. There's your high strages for today.

Now you've learned about the squawk. Not far from us. It's just in the Lehigh Valley. Listen, I paid for the cold colonoscopy. I'm going to get both ends. Yeah, he might as well have root around in there. Go nuts. Take a look at my ears.

Whatever you got to do. All holes are open for you. Good morning. This is K. Rock. The Josh Grossman story. All holes are open. The Josh Grossman story. Now, we had Belanch in chat.

During commercials. Say, Josh, I'm going from my first colonization. On thursday. Have fun. What should I expect? Well, I encourage all of you. As colorectal cancer is the leading cancer for people under 50, I believe, right now. And for us aging millennials, you got to get your B-holes checked.

It's effed up. It is effed up that health insurance will not cover it until a certain age. What's the age? I think it's like 45 or maybe even older. But there's like, your health insurance is like, I'm almost there. Sorry, we're not going to cover that. And that's screwed up because.

Yeah, like God forbid. Well, what if it helps me not? die. Well, but did you? So here's what you're going to expect on your colonoscopy, B. Lanch. You're going to do the prep. You're going to do the prep. And for those of us who are regularly

having diareers, it's not that big of a deal. I'm pretty used to it. Hey, diareers. The prep rattles a lot of people. No, I'm fine with it. It's just you drink. The drink is disgusting. The drink is disgusting. Yeah, that's no good. But I have this ability, and my wife was even shocked to watch me do this because, like, I just, I just

I pound it. Yeah, no, I get you. Yep. There's the phrase. There's the phrase, do you want to nibble the S sandwich, or do you want to eat this S sandwich hole? No, just eat it whole. Just eat it whole.

You plug your nose and you chug it down and it's over. Just get it done. Yep. And then, yeah, you're going to have some pretty rowdy few hours, but once you're empty. Yes. And my tip, I don't even want to give everybody this tip, because then you're going to take all the morning slots.

Give them the tip, bud. Trying to make it in the morning, because I stupidly had my colon. It must be at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. You can't eat. So I hadn't eaten for like two days. That sucked. Yep.

You get the prep done. You get emptied out. Yep. And then you get wheeled in. And you get, first of all, I don't mind being naked in a hospital gown. I don't. I don't know why. I just, it's comfortable for me.

Getting a boner either way. So hospital gown, thing up my butt, whatever it is. I'll get naked. I'll put on that hospital gown. I'll lay down. Right? and then they're going to put the ivy in your arm, and you're going to be ready to go,

and you're going to try to fight, because it's fun to fight, try to fight the propofall, whatever they're dipping in. Oh, I love trying to... We're like, I'm going to stay awake. I'm going to stay awake. Yeah.

And you're going to stay there, and they're going to go, all right, we're going to count back from 10, and then you are going to time travel in a way that I hope nobody dabbles in, prop a fall recreationally. But like I've said, I get it.

I get my hands on it. I get it. Because you go into this warm, deep sleep. I'm Michael Jackson. Uh-huh. I get it, Mike. I get it. And when you wake up,

but now a couple of good things happen. Well, first, close your eyes, everybody. Like you're there under, you're sleeping and you're closing your eyes. And then when you wake up, open your eyes. It's Cody. Cody right in your face. Hello.

So now you're going to wake up. See, Spaz is doing the colagard. I can't poop in a box. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'll just do the colonoscopy. So then, now you're done. And then you wake up and some good things hopefully happen for you.

One, the nurse is going to say, got to have you fart. And it's going to be the best fart you probably ever had because they filled your belly with air. Just go. What? I go, be it's going to make the hoist in my mouth. No. No. So my last one, I apparently, I go, my last colonoscopy.

I go, so do I need to fart? She goes, oh, you already did. He was out and farted. I'm an overachiever when it comes to the, when it comes to passing gas code. You know that about me. You're definitely a asleep fart. You're 100% a sleep fart.

You say it like that. You definitely just are laying there all slim. So you get to have a great fart. Then, knock on wood, hopefully the doctor's going to come over and say, nothing really concerning. Maybe they'll say we saw a couple polyps. We're going to send them off for testing.

Fingers crossed for favorite butthole he's ever said. And he's going to say, listen. You got my favorite bottle. Yeah, he's going to say if you're, he leans in, he goes, listen, I don't say this to everybody. And if you tell anybody this, I'm going to deny it. But between you and me, your bottom top tier balloon knot down there, okay?

You've got, I'm just saying, whatever you're doing, keep it up, because me and the nurses took some photos. I brought people in. There was a TOR-Dash guy here. There, go on. Come here. Dave, come here.

Hey. Look at this. Bud, get over here. Look at this. High and tight. Look how it keeps it. Mike from UPS, thanks. You've got an exquisite anus.

Yeah. So you're going to wake up, you're going to fart. The doctor's going to hopefully come over and tell you nothing to worry about. I saw a couple of polyps or send them off for testing. When you get ice cream. That's next. And then. And I'm going to say this, so I'm not giving anybody medical advice.

Yeah. Not going to say this. They're going to say, don't eat too much. And your mom is going to. say, Jack, don't eat too much. I'm gonna say don't eat too much. So you probably should. So you should not go eat an entire pizza.

Yeah. But some of us do that. And that's my choice. Yes. And it's going to be the best. Don't you tell him. After you've not eaten for two days and you have emptied every part of your body, that meal. That meal?

I'm going to eat just like, I'm going to swallow a couple. Like, like, gummy bears. What? That way when they go. down there's just like a whole gummy bear. They got a fight past. Just like three whole gummy bears. Every couple hours I'm going to swallow that way.

As they're going like, why does he just have a goddamn gummy bear in here? He's playing tricks on him. And then you're hopefully, you get to leave. Beelanch says I'm a little nervous. I'm not going to lie. I have a serious history of cholera on my dad's side. This is why you're doing it. That's why we want to get you in there and get a tube into your butthole.

This is why you're doing it. Respectfully, let's get you. I know this is a stupid blah, blah, blah, morning radio show arts and crayaf. No, we want all you know. I'm giving you advice. We want you all to be happy and healthy. People our age now in our 40s are having a higher uptick of colorectal cancer and it's time to get checked. We're eating processed foods up the butt.

It's not, you know, no pun intended. We're eating processed foods all day every day. All day. We're not eating our fiber. We're not doing the things we're supposed to be doing. Go get your self-check. Even if you got to, like, Spaz. Spaz is a little nervous about anybody touching his butt hole.

All right, Spass. You won't even know, I thought. You don't even know. They're not doing it while you're just sitting there, and then they knock you out because then it's that part that they're knocking you out for. I don't imagine. Yeah, you don't know. But if you got to do the Colagard or whatever, I think you do blood work now, too, for it.

So whatever you got to do, just get tested, guys. Yeah, but that's the fun part. Get, get tested. It's the whole thing. Well, how do we shift? into movies, I guess we can, as movie tickets are about to hit the highest price ever. Then people aren't going to go again.

I know. This is going to happen. This already happened. They priced themselves out and nobody went. It's for this new Dune Part 3. Oh, okay. Did you launch these Dune movies? I didn't either. Cool, but I didn't read. I think it was a book too. I didn't read the book. I didn't see them. We both like Waltz is nuts.

Who? Who's in it? I forget. I thought, oh, damn. Ask Cody A.I. Who's in Dune? Like, what's his name? And we both like Zendaya. How, don't we? Do you like her? Zendaya's beautiful, yeah.

Who's the guy in Dune? Asking Cody A.I. Oh, yeah. Timothy Talome. Oh, we like Timmy Shalame. Yeah, we like Shalmay. Is he going through something right now? Uh-oh. Do we not like him?

Oh, no. Is he canceled? I don't know. I don't... What Timothy Shalemi do? I don't know what's going on. He's little. I'll punch him. Because he was actually. Coachella, but he was covering his face because maybe he didn't want to be able to see that he was there. I don't know.

Timothy, we'll replace you with that Finn whatever, real quick. Oh yeah, he talked ish about the ballet and theater, but I'm not going to cancel him over that. I mean, it was a stupid take, but I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, when we're mad at him. Anyways. Uh-huh, I don't know. So, Dune Part 3.

Oh, so it's like a special thing because that movie is crazy with the effects and stuff, so it's probably they're doing a whole thing to make you see it. The movie ticket prices, if you go to see it at a regal iMacs theater are $50. So it's priced like... You ain't charged me $50 for a movie, guys.

So it's priced like the thing that he's talking ish about? Yeah, ballet in theater. But that's, come on. What's the, do you get like a special dune popcorn bucket? I don't think that we're all going to be paying this. Here's what it sounds like. No, it sounds like in a very, very special theater. Opening night at the.

70 millimeter iMacs theater in December when it debuts were $50 tickets. It's sold out within minutes. Regal is not bumping up prices to all theaters. Nationwide, the ticket will still be about 18 bucks, maybe 30 in major cities. But they're saying, are they trying to test this out

to see that maybe we can charge you more for movies? I don't think so. Or is it just because it's IMAX? If you do very special, limited engagements of things with, you know, special effects and all that, then yeah, you can charge a little more, but there's not a chance.

Yeah, you're not going to get me paying that. I don't like paying $12 for a movie. There's a reason now everybody goes on Tuesdays. It's cheaper. We like to go because it's cheaper. Yeah. That's, no, that's crazy. Pat Lucas and chances we have one in Rochester,

is it a big deal to see it in 70 millimeter IMAX? For a movie like that, I bet it would be, because the graphics are probably crazy. What is that? images. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. I think it's, we know what IMAX is. Yeah. And then I think 70 millimeter is like the format. I'm not a film guy.

You don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But, okay, that, if it's gonna be better. Yeah. Is it gonna be like watching it like you're one of those bars that we always talk about? It would be. Like you're in. Kind of like this fear, but not all the way. Like you're in Dune. Oh, am I Dune now? Are you Dune now?

I'm Dune. Good morning, everybody. I don't know if it's nostalgic, but I love Limbiscuit again. I'm not going to lie to you, bro. I'm not going to lie to you. Have you just put on, what was that $3 bill, y'all? Yeah. Just put on $3 bill.

Trust me. Yeah, I've always been a big biscuit guy. They were phenomenal at K Rockathon. Today, when the sun is shining, put on $3 bill, y'all, and tell me it don't slap. Counterfeit? Just the start of counterfeit. I can't play any of it, obviously, right now. Just put on $3 bill today.

I'll tell you that'll hit. Ugh. Oh, like this would be nice. That faith cover, dude. Possible best cover ever. Okay. Anyways, good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday.

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time is going to be different than the research, because our hours are a little different. So they say, they surveyed 5,000 people in America to figure out what time of the day our cravings, like

our food cravings hit. All right. And the average American, it's 3.42 in the afternoon. That's too late for me. I can eat dinner at 3.42. Well, for what? Dinner? Most Americans get two food cravings in the day. Yeah. And they

hit hardest at about 3.42. It doesn't say like you're craving this much food. You're just saying you want to eat something good. It's your after-school belly. Yeah, that's a good way to call it. It's once you're home from school. You got home from school. Home from work, whatever. You just all of a sudden... Put a couple tortinos in the air friar. You get a little snackish.

Mm-hmm. That's, see, that's a... usually where I go hard. That's usually where I go hard on nuts. Folks. I isolate that. Real hard on nuts. That popped up on AI right there.

I go hard on nuts. Really? That's what you're in just who you go with? But I like, yeah, when I get home, I like something like really like dry and something like chips. Triscuits. Oh man. Oh.

If I got a box of Triscuits when I get home. So what time of day is that for you? Two? You know, right in the middle of the day and I'll just stand right in front. Before you do anything. Before you settle in, you just got to stand in front of the TV and just... Yeah. Or outside now that it's warm, just right on the deck.

And just drift it. Yeah. A lot of you stoners in chat right now are saying 7.30 p.m. right after I've been smoking. I don't get monchees, but I get it. Mine is also 7.30 p.m. I can tell you my two times a day when I get... Then I got one I want to eat. When I get somebody to eat. About 10, 11 a.m. I'm ready for lunch. Because it's early.

I'm ready for lunch. 10 or 11 a.m. Yeah. Then I'll have dinner with the family. We eat an early dinner because for some reason. Because they revolve their lives around you. No, oddly.

Because you're hungry and you want to go to bed. So dinner to you is old man, I'm kidding. No, it's because I'm married to an educator and I have a kid in school. And for some reason, schools make you eat lunch at 10.30 in the morning. I absolutely had a 10.30.

Mine was, I had second period lunch. So my wife and my youngest will have lunch at 10.30 or 11. And by time 4.30 comes. Yeah, mine was 11 o'clock. It's like, 11? And my wife, listen, fellas, learn your partner's love language. One of my wife's love language is coming home to a good cooked meal. She wants to come home cooked meal.

So someday, maybe she'll get that with the next guy. Wait, yeah, with her ex-husband. So since I'm home, I like to have food ready at 430. Yeah. Because she likes to have, and she doesn't like, cleaning up. That's her love language. Learn your partner's love language. So I'll cook and by the time people get home at 4.30, we can eat a meal. And now I've eaten something. Whether tonight would be probably a taco Tuesday. We'll have little tacos tonight. And then I'm good and then I'll go do my

second part of the day. Like, I'll do some more work. Get ready for the next day's show. I'm in the office for a few hours. Then I pour my seven o'clock glass of whiskey. You know I look forward to that. That's when I want to eat. That's one. You want to look. I've had my glass. I've had my glasses. That's a whiskey, and I'm like, well, now I got to have a snack. But I got to protect. The reason I got so fat for a while is because those snacks would be a whole pizza at 7.30 at night. Yeah. Yep.

Now I'm like, dude, just a couple pieces of cheese maybe or some cheeses. Yep. That's your craving for the night. Then you're cut off. At night, I was going hard on those grapes. Yeah. They gave me really bad acid reflux. They did.

So I try to slow down for a minute and then I'll go back. to them or just moderation. I get it. Like a normal person. Yeah. But they were just so good. I'd never had anything like that. I know.

But then, man, like two hours later, I'd be like, oh, oh my God! We had leftover Buffalo Wild Wings. So for my 730 treat, I had like two little buffalo

boneless wings. And I regretted that, man. You start to feel it. You mix it. In the back of your throat. Oh, no. So what are we craving? It's mostly comfort food.

A new survey looked at 5,000 Americans and found the average person deals with two cravings a day. 57% of people say, I'm not going to hold out for more than an hour. So once the cravings hit, you got to eat something. Got to get something to eat. Oh, see, mine, it'll just poke at me. Because you can't make a decision. You can't make a decision.

So it'll be until the next day or whatever, eventually. Yeah, my cravings will go for forever because it's like an advertisement. It worked. See, you have to do it or it'll just poke at it. me for forever. The benefit of where I live is that I can't give into my cravings the way maybe you could. I can't be like, I want Wendy's and I want a

door dash to me because that ain't happening. Well, that, yeah, no. Or I can't drive to a place within, you know, 15, 20 minutes. Yep. Yep. So we're eating good stuff, burgers, pizza, fries, tacos, fried chicken. Those are all our cravings. No, I'm the exact opposite I was going to say.

I don't usually ever, I'm never like craving like, oh man, I could oh, I really wish I had a cheeseburger right now after, you know, dinner or whatever. No, it's, I always want baked goods or ice creams. Yeah. I'm an ice cream guy. You are a big ice cream guy. I have not gotten to my ice cream situation yet.

People are going hard in ice cream stands right now. You and I got it. We're doing an influencer thing for an ice cream spot. I said yes. I said yes to that too. Yes, absolutely. Bring your puppy out there and get some ice cream. Check that spot out.

Yeah, people are all about it this year. So I think ice cream stands are going to have a good. good year. They already are. You said Gannon's over by you, had a line out to the road. That was crazy. And then I forgot. I don't remember the name of the place I drove by yesterday. Also, same thing, because it was hot as ball. I know my spot, Tones Cones and Phoenix, by the way,

follow Tones Cones. He's doing a lot of great community stuff, and I love anybody that's helping out my community. Do we talk to them yet to see what they're for our fun day out there? The right in the middle of everything, what we're doing on... I'm going to make sure he's open. I'm going to say, yeah, we're doing a thing. We got a fun thing coming up, guys, that I can't wait to tell you about in the month of June.

But, yeah, he's right there. He'll be open for it. I wouldn't hate being able to just casually stroll back and forth between an ice cream and a nism. You're going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. What's your craving? 315, 36, 4, 1009K-Rot text line. What?

Tacos. It's got, like, their small snack. He grabs a handful of Simatose Crunch, something like that. That was the other, not a small handful. I'll go hard on the dry cereal. You do? Yeah, I'll go hard on the dry cereal. I finished off my pea-chop frosted flakes the other day.

Because for you it's kind of like a healthy I like sweet But I like dry It's dry, yeah I'm sure it has something to do with the weird The little part where you know The OCD and all that Whatever's wrong

But it's something with dry I like real real dry Yeah and I can't As far as textures I can't imagine Yeah Can't imagine he's for yesterday He's eating dry hard pretzels

Today he's eating Oh yeah He's eating dry Hard sour to pretzels And trisket's and not a drop of water He's my nightmare. Like a desert. He's probably smoking weeds, so he's already got dry mouth.

He's eating dry cereal. He's eating dry pretzels. Desert. I'm eating a scrub daddy sponge to chase it all down. Nice. Some Alka Seltter tabs. This summit federal credit union tastes of Syracuse presented by Topps Friendly Markets is coming up in June. I caught that.

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Get Lunch. I'm not gonna, I don't know if I'm allowed to give away any free tickets yet. I will check. I forgot to ask her. I keep seeing her and I keep forgetting to ask

because we gotta know if we can. The new management and see what I'm allowed to give away. In years past, I just gave him away Willie Nill. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not ruffling

I'm not stepping on any toes. I'm not stepping on any toes. No, no, no. No toe stepping. You know how I feel about stupid social media pranks and how you're just not funny. Like you're not putting any effort into being funny teens on social media. Well, it depends on what it is.

Two 18-year-olds were arrested on Saturday for driving a lawnmower through Target. Yeah, I mean. Wait, arrested? They were 18, so yeah, they got arrested. That's adults. You get arrested for that? Yeah, dude. That's a motorized vehicle in a target.

Yeah, but I mean, what's the, what's the, like, what are they, what are being douchebags? You are arrested for being douchebags. That's what I mean, like, what's the, I can't even think of the word, the offense. Oh, yeah, Angie, the carbon dioxide coming out of that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Carbon monoxide, maybe. There is a giant spinning blade underneath there. They weren't running it.

They didn't the, the floor was too short to cut. The previous night. before? They used a leaf blower inside of a restaurant, both sides. It's a prank, bro. No, so now they're just being little jerks. We're just doing pranks, dude. It's a prank. No, you're not funny. He actually drove straight into the door first and shattered it. It was quite interesting. You never know what's going to happen. I think they're teenagers. They definitely got the consequence that a lot of people think they deserve. I don't know what they're going to have

consequences for. They look like little douchebags. Yeah, I'd imagine they're probably little douchebags. If you're going around, if you, the day after you bring a leaf blower into a restaurant, you then spend the whole night thinking about what else to do, and then you drive a little tractor through Target. Yeah. You're an annoying little dishbag. I don't know what this era of pranks is.

Because we grew up, yeah, there were hidden camera shows, but it's not like I'm going to drive a lawnmower through a Target and film it. No. It was like silly little hidden camera stuff. that was harmless. Yeah. And then we had jackass where they were just

pranking each other. Yes. I'm gonna hit Johnny Knox on the face with a big old bag of bees. Put bees in the old back gloves. But yeah,

it's not, and even that was stupid. I replaced Robb himself shampoo with honey. He's gonna get his hair all sticky. He's never gonna get it done. I had Phil driver's trucker through Target.

He hit a window and smashed it. I put a crocodile in a apes minivan. She's going to freak out. No, that's just what we had back then. Yeah. They were hitting each other. Nobody wants to be in a target and then it's like,

I don't know, some douchebags are making social media content. Well, there's nothing left. Like, what else is there to do? Yeah. Like, we've done it all. And that's not a... And again, nowadays, it seems like they're just doing things and calling it a prank. Yeah, that's not a thing.

Not a prank. You... No, no, it's a prank, dude. Driving a tractor through Target isn't a prank. Yeah, and they smash the front door to drive in. Now you're destroying people's property. Right? Yeah, you're turning on a leaf blower in a restaurant to ruin everybody's meals.

Yeah. Is not a prank. No. And it's not... It's just... That's doing mischievous things. And I don't give a pass to all of these articles about these things where they're like, they filmed it for social media.

That's not a pass. It's like, oh, good. Now there's proof that you did it, so it'll be a lot of easier to have you... I can't go rob a bank and be like, no, no, no, no, I filmed it for social media, though, so... Yeah, because, you know what? The people that get away with that, it's called TV shows. Yeah. And such, and then they signed waivers.

Yeah. And they, if they crash into that, they would pay for it. And it's a whole... It's not how that works. You don't just get to say... Obser, it's for a prank. I'm drunk. I'm driving drunk as a prank, and I'm filming it.

But again, they are told their whole lives. Those kids definitely were told their whole lives. how funny they are. So they're doing that. You guys are so funny. No, no, I'm just the same. It's the same as the TV show. No, it's not.

You have to actually be somebody first. You can't just be a hick and have a tractor so you drive it through your target. I'm doing for a prank. We're doing it for prank. Twitch and YouTube is where we live. Type in K-Roc, C-N-Y and watch live streams and on-demand content right there for zero monies. Sometimes Josh gets bully news. Oh, I do get fully hammered on a Wednesday night, Whiskey Wednesday show, you can catch that.

You never know what's going to happen, so you have to watch every time. That way when it happens, so keep watching every chance. But I'm usually just poo-bearing it during Whiskey Wednesday. Because I'm seated. You're not going to see. We know. You're not. Because I stood up that one time. Yeah, you don't hide as well as you think you do.

The camera kind of slowly drifted down and it was just my belly. You should do that one day. Just wear a tidy white. looks like your poop hair. Hey, welcome to the show, everybody. Thank you for today. I started early. Uh-huh.

So yesterday I talked about the fast food restaurants that men and women enjoy. Like, they break it down. Women like these, men like these. Basically, Burger King was number one for both. Then it kind of starts to diverge. Dudes like McDonald's, ladies like Wendy's, and whatnot. But now I have casual dining. And men and women have the same top three.

Ooh, number one. Chili's. No, that's number four. I'll let you guess number one. Hold on. Let me set it up for you. A poll asked people to rank their current interest in various casual dining establishments. Men and women both like the same top three.

One, two, and three. Applebee's. That's number three. Oh, damn it. Okay, okay, okay. Chili's, applebees. Red Lobster? Nope. No. I don't know.

Where's your boy gonna go eat? If I had my druthers, where am I gonna go eat? If I had my druthers, where am I gonna go eat? Who's gonna pull up right there? Second day open. Why am I so stupidly blanking and something so evious? I'm the first one. First one right there. Not Taco Bell.

O.G baby, Olive Garden. Oh, is it really? No way. Number one is Olive Garden. Oh, sir. It's 10.30. We just opened. Give me, Eliza.

Cody is referencing the weekend. My family went out of town and I was all by myself on a Friday and I left here at 10.45 in the morning and I put in a nap to Olive Garden on Route 31. And they don't even open till 11. They were very confused. Very confused. I was the first order to come across their screen. Bar wasn't open. Chairs on table.

Like Cody said, they probably walked in and they're like, oh, someone's order from last night. Oh, we miss this. It says 11 o'clock. No. We're going to get in trouble. No, that's, he's here. That's a.

It's not our fault. We close it. Oh, oh, it's now. He's here. He's been here. Oh, crap. You get in and they're like, uh, give us a little bit.

We just, we don't even have anything on. We thought you were kidding. Hello? Hello? Anybody in there? Oh, no. I'm a. Sir, it's 11 a.m.

We don't have any Frida ready. I'm afraid of please. I'm afraid of. I'm a tornado. Sir? Ah, breastack. Just pull the blinds. Pull the blinds.

Yeah, number one is Olive Garden. Wow. What's... Texas Roadhouse. Oh, fast ribs. I don't go to Texas Roadhouse a lot, but I know y'all do because it's always packed by me. Yep. Rightfully so.

To always pack. You love their ribs. Ribs are phenomenal. Oh, man. I don't even know if I've ever gotten anything else from Texas Roadhouse. to be honest with you. Yeah. Susan asking my go-to dish at Olive Garden?

All. Multiple. All. Multiple. So here's my go-to dish. I will get. This is going to be one of the fattest things I probably say in a while. I started out with the lasagna frittas.

It's the deep-fried lasagna. I'll eat that whole thing. Take it tender. This is coming off me just talking about how I try to watch what I eat at night. Now I'm going the other direction. I'll eat that. Then I have my salad because I do like an OG salad. I want that roughage.

Then I'm going to do a tortellini with Alfredo and the crispy chicken on it. Okay? Okay? But then I'm also looking across the table. Then I'm also looking across the table. He's got to get another one. Because I know my beloved. She'll get a meal, but she don't love leftovers.

Yeah. So I'm trying to sway her order into knowing, well, I'm going to get that. Yeah. So I'll try to get her to get her favorite. dish, which is the brazed beef, like thing. I know you're talking about. Yep, I'm talking about. So then I've got, I've got a frittah, I've got a salad, I got my own entree.

And then I got a fourth meal for later on. You're good to go. Now, I like the lasangi. Yeah, I like that lasangi. It's not a while. I don't get a lot of red sauces, because again, the reflux. That don't even care. This is all that I can do because I don't like an alfredo.

So I go red. I go hard on the red. Number four is chilies, like you said. number five, IHOP. Ah, well, we don't have them, but I didn't even go to the IHop when it was here. And then it starts to kind of break up a little bit. No, we're getting the ones we don't have. How we rank casual dining, men versus women.

Men have chilies up there at number four. Okay, yeah. Women will like the cheesecake factory. Why? Because is it fancier to go to the cheesecake factory? It's in the mall. Mm-hmm. But, no, their menu is a little overwhelming.

Cheesecake Factory. It is a lot on that menu, yeah. In Chili's, though, man, they might be one of the most, I mean, not according to this list, I guess, most underrated places. Who is? Chili's. Surprisingly, and I think we should have known this, because remember a couple months ago when Ben was saying his kids like to go to Chili's and get that three thing? Yeah, the sampler. Chili's is the number one casual restaurant for Gen Z right now.

That makes sense. Why? The atmosphere is good. Is it youthful in there? It's kind of youth. They've got really good deals. I was just talking about Roadhouse ribs. Their ribs are just as good as Roadhouse.

Is it like Applebee's was for us in the early 2000s? That's what Chili's is for these kids? I mean, kind of. Because we would all go to Applebee's at the school events. Still the Chili's it was when I was, you know, I've been there in a while. Oh yeah, you had one in a shopping town. That's right. We had T.J. Fridays.

That's right. That's right. Yeah, Chili's is just fun. Chilies is across the. On the boulevard there. It's right across the mall, though. So technically guess we did have. Yeah. For Polly's brother work.

Yes, but yeah, I forgot about. Fridays was just fun. Mm-hmm. I'm sad that that closed, but not enough people went. You have it in malls only. It's going to struggle. Now, what do you think Boomer's favorite restaurant is? Cracker Burl.

Cracker Burl. Cracker Barger. And that's it. A American Cracker Barrel. Whereas Millennials' favorite restaurant, woke Perkins. Yeah. Woke Perkins is where the millennials are going to go. That's where they're going.

The opposite of woke Perkins where... Ferger Burl. Where, you know, everyone goes... Woke Perkins, where you walk in, they ask you your pronouns. Yep. You're they-them-greeter, takes you to a table. If you don't, if you're just... Well, I'm just to he, him.

They're like, nope. Not enough. Not today. Not enough pronoun. Today you are also... Mm-hmm. You're giving your trans flag. You're seated and you're told to enjoy your meal.

I can't. But not too much because there's hungry people in the world, and you really should feel guilty about this. Listen, I haven't been. in a while. To woke Perkins, yeah. But no, I still, when the last time I was there, I'm from my meal, they're like, man, here you go.

So it is nice to go there. Yep, so that's where we eat. That's where we eat. I can't think of what the boomer one would be. It is the Cracker Barrel. Followed by Outback Steakhouse, yeah. Their favorite is Crackhamer. I guess I don't, I think I've been doing Outback Steakhouse maybe once.

The couple times it was on the boulevard, I don't like it. I didn't like it. It was overrated. I didn't like the food they had. At the Outback? I don't like onions, and they're big for that blooming onion. Didn't like that. The steak was just a little guy.

There was nothing enticing about it to me. That place over there, it's just like a dentist office now. I didn't know anything. It was like that weird New York brewery restaurant for a minute that was very random, where the outback was on the boulevard. Oh, yeah, you're right. I think it's just a dentist office or something now. It was very weird that nothing could work there.

And then Longhorn made the top three for boomers and Gen X. I don't. I've been there once. I don't think I've ever been to a Longhorn. It's kind of like a Texas Roadhouse just different, I guess. I don't know how to describe it. I'm going to Texas Roadhouse. We're on Route 31 and Clay.

We got the whole rundown. You can have long more, you can have everything's over there. No, what do I like? It's over there. Now you just said that, um, damn it. I'm looking at it. Smokey bones. I like, I like smoky bones.

Good call. Smoky bones is good. I don't know if that's everywhere. I like, you know what I like the best about smoky bones? What? Is that they got all the sauces right on the table so I can just squirt sauce. Squirtly, yeah, you like just going nuts with your sauce. I want to use my sauce as freely as I want.

He's a saucy-A. And an old friend of Galaxy, but in her new role at the Department of Transportation, Titia Murphy is here, right, Denise. Good morning. How are you? I am fantastic. I cannot imagine being the face of the Department of Transportation during all of this construction.

Do people just want to yell at you all the time when they're in their car? Like, is it stressful? It is stressful. You know, what's even worse? You know, so luckily, folks are nice when I'm out and about and they're very kind to me, but it's your family members and friends who are the worst. Like my fiance, he'll text me like, I didn't see a sign that said merge. I'm like, okay.

Yeah, what do you want to do? You're mad at me. Okay, I'll fix it. It's a picture of a pothole. We try to reassure the audience that, well, yes, this is a headache now. Think of how great it's going to be down the road, right? Oh, it's going to be beautiful down the road. This whole revamping of our highways and our roads.

It's, how far out are we still till it's completely done? We're a little ways out. Okay, sure, yeah. But there is light at the end of the tunnel. So, for example, we started work in 2023 up in Cicero, and that work is pretty much complete. We're waiting for the South Bay Road Bridge to open back up to two lanes, and that should be by May 15th. And if you go up there, it's beautiful. It is.

It's beautiful. That's what you can expect from the whole area. So in the Southern interchange, which is like down in the Valley of Syracuse, we're almost finished with that work, too. We did those two roundabouts. Yeah, I like roundabouts. Yeah, me too. I'm a fan of roundabouts. Yeah, I love roundabouts.

I do like roundabouts. Yeah. Yeah, so we did those two roundabouts. We added a new exit off of 81 at East Glen Avenue. Like, that's the kind of stuff that you can expect. So then in the inner harbor, we're working in that area. That'll be finished by the end of this year. So as things finish up, things come online.

Yeah. I like the whole 81 to 4801 transfer that happens now. Have you taken that? Yeah, that's what I mean. You're taking 81 to get 4801. It's like, uh, yeah. It ends up looking real nice out there. I like it.

We're always seeing the road closures, but there will be a light at the end of the tunnel. This will be worth it. Oh, my gosh, it'll be so worth it. It's going to modernize the cities, modernizing the infrastructure. I mean, it's going to be beautiful here once we're finished. Now, a little bit of a somber day today because we honor some people today. Tell me about that. That's right.

So today we have our Workers Memorial Ceremony at the New York State Fairgrounds, and that is where we remember the 59 employees from the DOT who have died in work zones. And just recently last year, a member of the capital region, he died in a work zone. So his name is Robert Bourne. His daughter is going to be in town today to help remember him with us. And it's just very sad. You know, it's because people don't want to slow down. People are not paying attention when they're driving through those work zones and trying to speed through.

And then, you know, eventually end up hitting someone and killing someone or really affecting their life. And so we're trying to get the word out about that and ask people to slow down. We have our automated work zone speed enforcement vehicle. Basically, it's a car that sits in the work zone and it's a camera on it. And it monitors the speed of folks driving by. And if you're doing above the speed limit, then you could possibly get a fine. They're not tickets. No points come off your license.

And you don't, what's other thing? Your insurance doesn't go up. It's just like a fine. It's like a hay. It's like a hay. Slow down. So we want to slow down and move over, right? Give them their space. Oh my gosh, move over.

A lot of people that don't move over is nuts. Last week we had this thing. It's called Operation Hard Hat where we stick a state trooper in our work zone and they're like secretly hiding in there and they have a work zone and people are supposed to move over. Anytime you see somebody either on the shoulder, generally they're on the shoulder, you have to move over. And they wrote 58 tickets last week for people who did not want to move over on I-81 in the Lafayette area. So it's serious. It's very serious. Please be careful out there. Give our DOT workers their space to, you know, do what they're doing.

And shout out to our DOT workers because there have been plenty of days when I leave here and it is 20 degrees. And it is snowing and it is cold and wet and they are out there working on those roads. And I look at them and I go, nothing but respect. Right, bow down. I wouldn't make it a day. You did that job. So thank you for what they do, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that's amazing. They are some unbelievable. They work in the heat. They work in the cold. They work all year long. It's unbelievable what they do. And so the least that we can do is slow down when they're in their work, when they're working in their work zone. Any construction before we let you go, we should be aware of coming up here, like lane closures and stuff.

I see those pop up on TV every once in a while. Here's the thing. Okay, I'm going to tell everybody this. It's construction season. It's approaching summer. We're going to be all over the place. Yeah. What you need to know is between nine and three, those are the worst times to be out on the highway because we're going to have the highways down.

to one lane. I don't know where, when, but basically that's what our structure is. Between nine and three, we take the highway down to one lane. Anytime outside of that, you're generally free to roam about, especially during the rush hours. We like to have two lanes of traffic open at all times unless something crazy happens, which it generally doesn't. But that's, so if you have a medical appointments, schedule them early or late, you know, before or after, before nine or after three. So that's my tidbit. Or you can get our I-81 Connect app, and that app tells you, exactly where we're going to be. So like if I pull the app up right now, it would tell you that we're working on I-81, northbound and southbound in the inner harbor area. It's going to be

down to one lane between nine and three, and it tells you for how long all this week or maybe two weeks. So that's huge downloading that I-81 Connect app because it just tells you right there. And it also tells you where our car is, where the car that's recording folks, it tells you that because we're not making any money off of that. The money we get, we put it right back into the program. Educational tool, if you will. Exactly, yes. And so we want people to slow down so we tell you where it is. Yeah.

So that you slow down. Tanisha Murphy on behalf of the DOT, before I let you go, Gomez tells me you're a fellow sports parent. Your daughter is a lacrosse player. That's right. My son is a basketball player and a golfer and a soccer player. Geez, three sport athletes. Yeah, but also like I'm thankful that he's not a hockey player because you have hockey friends. Yes, hockey's the most expensive.

No, no, no, no. Yeah, and then 5 a.m. You do have the cheap sports. I really do. Like my nieces do dance and my buddy's kid does hockey and it's like every day somewhere. Is lacrosse? Where does lacrosse? Where does lacrosse fall on that?

Disgusting. It's expensive. It's expensive. I mean, literally I probably play $10,000 a year for her. Just to travel, the equipment, to be on the team. I mean, it's expensive. It's disgusting. Do you do the mantra that I do where when you're sitting outside of a practice at 930 and you're

waiting for them to come out and it's been all day and you're just going, I love my kids. I love my kids. I love my kids. I'm going to miss these days. I love my kids. I try to, but when they get in the car, it's like, what took you so long?

You know I've been at work all day? Oh, sorry. And then if you try to make a conversation, how is practice? Right. Exactly. It's fine. What do you do today?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. Nothing. You get nothing. It's like, I'm not paying all this money to get nothing. Tunisia, Mervi, Murphy, love seeing you. You too.

Thank you. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it up.

Yeah, get it up. David Drayman was just nosing around in the trash a little bit. Get it up, David. A little cat hairball. Yeah, Blat, man, there we go. David, David. We got it up. All right.

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Ah, yeah, no, they're big. Penguins won three to two last night. Did it? Is that what we had? Yeah. No, no. No, four three. All right, cool.

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