The Show - SQZ A55

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

Day two of the Canadian wildfire smoke messing up our summer. Nancy gets a new plate & her retirement community welcomes her new nickname, SQZ A55. No one is more qualified to judge Chuck Schumer’s alleged fart than this show. Tommy swings by from Burnout Nationals & so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. That is? That's the car. I went down State Fair Boulevard this morning, watching them pull in.

Thing about these boomers and their classic cars is they got these muscle cars and then drive 10 miles below the speed limit. Well, they're not made for... Well, I guess they are made for... Behind this guy and what looked like a pretty sick Chevel that could go very fast, going 35 and a 45 down State Fair Boulevard. Well, he wants everyone to see. It's a weird You have the car With the big motor that you're very proud of

And you work very hard on it Go Go Yeah, bimbibbibbibbib Go Lady in the passenger seat Yep Day one of your Syracuse Nationals

Both making the exact same face Just looking Yeah, bimbibbibb All right, can you go Go Just go Get out of the way. Waving in everyone.

It's got the same type of cars. There they are live on TV, pulling it right now. Day one. They must have touched up to the boulevard. Of your Napa Auto Part, Syracuse Nationals, cars loaded in right now. Because last year when we were out there, they weren't coming in yet. What, like when we started the broadcast, were they? Pretty soon after.

It is a new, Thursday is new. This is new. Yeah. So, I don't know if that affects anybody's schedule. They just got right up to the road. And that's it, right? That's when they have to open. I was trying to see what Badger was talking about.

He was saying, like, once the cars get to State Fair Boulevard, they got to let him in. Yeah. But they were going in, if I'm coming down State Fair Boulevard, like from my house, going toward the fairgrounds. Yep. Not that first gate on my right. They were going in the next one. Gotcha. And he said they, like, zigzag.

I'm trying to see where and I couldn't see. So they must have a pretty good operation over there Because, oh, I'm sure They had the cars in there Yeah Smokey skies continue through the day to day Very gross outside I hate it

I know I know, I hate it too Tell my kid who's begging me to go golf And I'm saying you're not going out in this It's just so dumb He's like, yeah, people breathe this air all the time And I go yeah, and then they die at 35 They're not supposed to

Yeah And if you're young and you can avoid it Yeah, if you can stay inside Just skip a day. Why don't you guys go to the mall, go to the movies or something? We're just breathe nice, normal air inside of a house. Yeah, stay in our home, filtered air through our home, be bored for a couple of days. He's like, why can I just go play golf?

It's like you're asking me, can I go smoke 15 cigarettes, Dad? Yeah. Dad, can I go outside and whittily smoke cigarettes? Or, you never know. Like sometimes backfires I say, or the other kids' parents are fine with all you guys just going out and hanging out in three hours? I never know. Yeah. You could always have the one parent who's like, I don't care.

It's fine. Go ahead. Well, can't they go outside? Yeah, right? So, ahoy, hoi. Happy Thursday. Thursday means cocoa buffs. It'll get smoky on cocoa puffs tonight.

Yeah, buddy. Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. fm. Yeah, lots to get to today. All sorts of stuff. Tommy from Burnout Nationals coming, talking about the burnouts. Okay. Got more five-finger death punch tickets.

Tell you about our Hidden Gardens appearance. Hidden Gardens dispensary on the north side, it is open. We'll be there Saturday. Lots to get to. Just in the actions of going from my home to this job, being outdoors, maybe not even a full minute, my nose is stuffed. I'm sneezing.

Oh, the snickly. The sneezes have been terrible. As soon as that smell, the chemicals, get in there, it immediately does that like kind of burn, which then makes me sneeze. So I'm right there with you with that. It's just the worst.

Nasty out today. Today's going to be worse than yesterday, friends. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but You can just feel it in your lungs and that's not. You feel in your throat. That's not good. It's not good. Listen, I'm not trying to tell you to wear a mask, but it could help if you want to wear a mask and get out there. Well, if you're outside, it's nothing to do...

I did see a lot of older people at the grocery. store wearing masks yesterday because they are obviously. It's not a fake disease or whatever. It doesn't matter. Not going on that road again. It's actual. You can see it with your eyes. Fire smoke.

Yeah, so just be careful. You're breathing in. Just think about, and I don't know, Lucky. Lucky asked the question. It's nasty here. I don't understand wildfires either. I don't know how they happen. I'm dumb.

I'm dumb. I don't know how they happen and why we aren't better at them. No, same. Is there something we could do? Canada could do. I don't understand them either. Yeah. But is it really maybe like how I was joking this morning of like,

hey, I know we're sorry about the smoke, but we have it to where it gets to a point, it'll burn itself out. Yeah. We let it do this. Let it do what it's going to do. Let it burn the underbrush box. We're like, sorry, buddy.

We know you're angry, but it burns itself out. I wish it would burn up Bill Goldberg. Burn up Bill Goldberg. Oh, nasty. Is it doing damage, though, up there? Like, unfortunately... It's burning 5,000 acres or whatever. No, but I mean, like,

residences and people and stuff like that, is it, because I didn't, I don't watch anything on it. I, somebody correct me, I think it is just, like, woods. Like, I don't think, like where California was burning houses and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's plenty of people displaced by this, and they're going to be homes that burn. Okay.

But I don't think it's a populated area. I could be wrong, though. I only know about the smoke that's here right in my face. But it is very weird that there's never been a better... I don't know, the system. I'm not smart. But there's never been, like, you know, there's just that let's pick up a pouch with a helicopter.

Well, I just... Not to be one of those, like, you know, one of those boomers, but I don't remember this when I was kid. I don't remember ever having wildfires as an issue in my life. Do you? No, but... Now I had two summers and three years. I feel like this, that's something I wouldn't...

You wouldn't remember this? I'd toss right out of my brain. Yeah. I can't. But, you know what? I feel like I would remember a time where our parents, because my mom would definitely be the one of the, like, hey, no, look at it outside, dumbass. It's a water's spot fires.

Yeah, I don't remember that. Yeah, Pud says, from what I've heard, they're literally in the middle of nowhere, the trees have never been managed, so they're dying and dead, and a lightning strike can supposedly start this. Nick says it's been cited as poor forestry management. We'll get better at forestry. I mean, just rake the forest. Just rake it on.

This won't happen. No, yeah, I don't know. It's just unfortunate that this is the outcome. I know. It's just weird. Just be safe out there, friends. One of those weird things of nature where you're like, wait, man. There's fires of where and you're doing this.

And then the wind blows here. Wait, what? Let's go back to Florida. Spending a lot of time in Florida lately as 76-year-old woman. Nice. Got her new license plate. Okay. Okay.

Still driving around. And she became... 76 ain't too old. No, you can still drive it. Yeah. If she was 96. Yeah. That's true.

Yeah. License plate was SQ Z A55. Wait. S Q Z. A 5. 5. 5.

Squeeze ass. Squeeze ass. Yo, what up. Squeeze ass. It's the ass. Last man's back. Hey, you got that right, baby. You got that right, baby.

Nancy Delo said the plate quickly became the talk of her. Nancy. You're the squeeze ass? Your squeeze ass became the talk of her retirement community. As her new license plate said squeeze ass. Squeeze ass, right, squeeze, right? Squeez and fuzz and squeeze ass. Squeeze.

When I saw that, I went ballistic. No, Lance. I went to ask that. how could that pass an inspection? I love it. I mean, Darren had that in the system where it's like... No, but, I mean, that one took me a minute. Uh-huh.

I just could see her husband. There we go. Just leave it, Nance. It's not a big deal. She's fine with it, though. She says, uh, I'm resigned to it. Maybe it's destined to be on my car. She said, maybe I'll even get some honks.

Squeeze ass. Oh, squeeze ass coming through. She's got all the black lufus. She was told that she can swap it out if she wants, but I think now she just wants to be squeeze-ass. Nah, squeeze-ass man's back, baby. Yeah, squeeze-ass don't need nothing else. Come on.

Now, we're going to be out and about on Saturday. As the brand-new dispensary on the north side is open, hidden gardens. I got to get the, I'll write the address on this. 9-1-1-N-Salana Street. Is that what it is? 911 North Salinas. It might be south. Damn it, now that I say that, but it's 9-1-1-1.

Everybody remind me, write the damn address on here. Write the address on this. It's Hidden Gardens. It's a new dispensary on the north side. Coco and I will be a butt tenders there on Saturday from noon to two. North, yep. None more. Non-1-1 North Atlanta.

They'll be on Cocoa Puffs tonight. You're going to show off some products for them tonight. So, Twitch.tv. The show. And we're on their flyer on their social media. I like that when people put us on their things. Is it our faces or just our names? It just says on Saturday.

the show. That should draw one to three people. Hell yeah. Okay. One, possibly even five. Who knows? All right, now let's get down to some really serious business. Stop goofing off.

As we need to investigate if our representative, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer farted on the floor. Okay, please. Sorry, this was Tuesday, my apology. Okay. I've got to be very accurate with this. Yeah, okay. as we were just in chat complaining about our old-ass politicians and how they hold on forever

until they literally die and we don't know if they're alive and I told you I'm alive 75 year old 75 year old Chuck Schumer go go away go lounge in your like overly clean pool you did it you won life you don't got to hold on to power that you don't ever go in you just sit next to all day I have the audio, Cody. Now, let's analyze. Nobody, I think, is more qualified to think, to analyze audio and see if it's a fart than this show. Yeah, we might be the tops in the biz for that type stuff.

Like, they should be called, like, we should be on CNN right now as the, what would they refer to us as? Like, experts? Like the experts. Yeah, something. Fart experts. No, it would be something classier. Like, it would be us on the screen talking to, like, Jake Tapper. Toot detector.

Josh and Cody. Yeah, like forensic, like, uh, forensic fart scientists. Audio. Top fart analysis. Audio. What's a sophisticated word for farting? Flatulent.

Yeah. Audio flatulant experts. Flatulent forensic scientists. Oh my God. There it is. Oh my God. That's it. Flatulent forensic scientists is who we'd be on TNM.

Ready? Now let's listen carefully. Now on Iran and the NDAA. Is that V-I-N-N-W-Ress? All right. I'm going to go through this a couple of times. Okay, as flatulent an analyst. Is there?

As forensic flatulent analysts. Let's go through this. Is there video? Yeah, he kind of smirks a little bit. Okay, well, can I, may I see the video? Oh, I need to bring that up. I want to know, because if he does, I know the chairs these guys all sit in.

So if he's saying things, He is standing. He is standing. He is standing. He is standing at the podium. When did he stand? Let's go to the video. We got to find the video.

I need to see the video because if he, if he's sitting and then stands up, starts to talk, blah, blah, blah. I can see the chair as like an impression popping out and being going. Because of where they've got camera or microphones and such. I need to see the video. It's hard to find videos on the internet now because everything is so.

It's like, yeah, it's just a picture of it. Yeah, I can show you a picture of it. All right, is this, is this playable? How long as I can see the chair. Yeah, this is him just standing up. He's standing at the podium. That's him. Yep.

Okay? Yep. Okay. Let's go back to the audio. Let me hear the audio. So he's standing. Yep, he's standing there. Now on Iran and the NDAA. Vietnam was worse?

Fart. You're calling fart? I'm calling too. Because. because he does that like pause where he, hey Josh, so maybe we... Okay, now let me think. Head on out.

Let me think, let me think. Because I also know that I accidentally toot when I talk. Like sometimes I'll be talking. Well, and just the act of talking or moving muscles in my body will push out of tooth. And at 75. You've got no continence anymore yet. Your sphincter's not as tight. He's as loose as a goose down there.

Your sphincter's a little flappy. Chuck, you heard of here first on the show. on K-Rock. Chuck Schumer's loose as a goose down there. He's kind of flabby shooter. All right. Now this is what I'm saying. Katie's asking a very valid question and we are forensic fart analysis. Fart, forensic farts scientists.

Yes. Forensic. Flatch. Flatschillinth Forensic scientists. Yeah. Yes. The microphone in question, which is a valid question. Katie and Chad says devil's advocate is the microphone strong enough to hear that. It would need

to be a pretty large loud to yeah we have a dedicated fire microphone here in the studio that's a different discussion yeah yeah this microphone appears to be again I'll go back to the let me open let me bolt the photo here for you

as I don't want to give louder with Crowder any traffic Jesus Christ what a dumb ass okay look it appears to be clipped on his shirt so my devil's advocate argument Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is bet, but I'm saying maybe a belly grumble?

Because I got belly grumbles, too. Um, it could, it could be. I, I have startled Elsa with a belly grumble. Okay. But it is close enough down there. I mean, it's not up by his face. No. It's kind of the middle of his chest.

Yeah. Let's go back to the audio, Chuck Schumer. Farting on the floor. Now on Iran and the NDAA. is that Vietnam was worse? Chat is saying it's an old man, too. I am going with fart. You're going to fart.

I'm going with fart. He's saying no belly rumble, that man crapped his pants. Okay, okay. Fuzz saying that's not a stomach grumble. Sheesh saying totally a fart. All of our experts chiming in are saying the same things. What's that?

What Tibbs? Have Cody go near your ass and make fart noises to see if the mic picks it up. Good dairy, Tibbs, but it's a different mic. It's a whole different mic. These mics are not as sensitive as that microphone that would be on him. All right, last time. I love the audio. One last time.

Now on Iran and the NDAA, is that Vietnam was worse? That's a fart. I've decided that's not a belly grumbmer. No. That's not a belliger grumbull. Yep. That's not a r r rumbler. That's a low-optive rumbler.

Yep. It snuck out after lunch. Yep. Yep. He had 1047 a.m. in the photo, so maybe that's just post breakfast rumbles. Yep, he had his bran flakes, his nanner. Yeah. See, we're all on the same page.

Good. This is why you tune in. Apple juice, probably. He had it's apple juice. Ah. Listen. Sorry, Chuck. Maybe we shouldn't have 75-year-olds.

Huh? Speaking on the floor of the chamber. I don't know. Call me crazy. David, I'm in a hole. Five Inger Deathbunch, you will see them here in a couple of weeks. Over at the Empower Federal Credit Union, Joni Mahoney Ampet Theater at Lakeview presented by Topps Friendly Markets.

Yeah, I didn't mean to sign that. Ryan McMahon's lawn for the... The Ryan McMahon accidentally signed a thing. Yeah, boy. Okay, so, Cody, this is no surprise to me, because I have a dog. And he is, he suffers from this condition as... Oh, wow. That one hit, didn't it, bud?

Y'all. Still better than Mike Hall. New research reveals. Dogs can become so obsessed with their favorite toys. Yep. They ignore food, sleep, and even their owners. I could see, Freddie having a little bit of this. What they're referring to as a ball junkie would be absolutely my dog, Fred,

to find Dr. Frederick Hot Dog. I would say yes. He is zeroed in on toys. He's got a bin by the side of the couch and that some, I don't know what, I don't know what a dog's brain is like. But he'll just be sitting there casually. Yep. And then he'll stand up and he'll need to nose through that bin and find a very specific toy that he must have just thought about. Yeah, it's very weird.

Just to make sure it's still there. Wait a minute. Then they'll go and put it out in the middle of the floor. There. Okay. And just lay near it. So to make sure. All right.

Just letting everyone know. No. I had to make sure that this, my little squirrel with no more stuffing in it anymore is still here. But with him with balls, oh, man. Tennis balls are his drug. You have to hide them. Tennis balls are his drug. You can't get enough of them.

You can't, they can't be out. They can't be out. They can't be out. Or else he's going to want, he's going to be focused on it. He's going to be trying to take hits off. If you say the word ball, he's going to start to get the shakes. It is hilarious how, even though how badly he wants you to throw the tennis ball. Yeah.

The little grip he does with us two front paws with the little claws. Well, what if you throw it and it doesn't come back, though? Because I don't want to lose this ball. You're not really throwing. You're stealing. You're stealing. I don't want this. It's hilarious.

Researchers stress, it's not as bad as human addictions, but has similar behavioral patterns. They looked at a bunch of them. Shepherd breeds have the highest addiction to their toys. followed by terriers like I have and retrievers. Jughead had it with the laser pointer. With what? Like when you got it out? Yeah, it was an obsessive level where he would go. If you hurt, ready?

Your keys because it was on the keys? Because it was on a key chain. It's over. It's over. He's going to now sit there. Until you play with the laser pointer? But you can't because it's end. Yeah, you can't just put it away. No.

Yeah. It's endless. Yeah. But, I mean, you want to find a very easy way to tire his ass out. And he would chase it around or just, just chasing it back. He was a big dog, too. And I was just stand in the backyard up on the deck. Shining the light.

All right. And he was, f-boom, boom. So if you've got a dog that has, and yes, all of your mothers have our ball junkies. Yes, they do. If you've got a dog who's a ball junkie, yes. Let us know about it. K. Rock Tax Line. You might think that's Canadian wildfire smoke, but no, Tommy's back.

Tommy for Burnout Nationals is back. We're just doing burnouts, bud. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, how are you all doing this morning? Tommy, we love the burnouts. Last year, you go to Astadratt Strip, and you said you got like 3,000 people out there last year. 3,000 people right out of the gate last year, and boy, did we have some fun. It's going to be so much fun. So I guess let's talk about burnout nationals as the Flyers as Australian style.

I've had you explained that before. What does that mean? Correct. So, you know, we're a motorsports brand basically based, right? We normally have a little bit of a car show, but y'all at Syracuse Nationals have that covered this year. Yeah. And every year before. So we base out of a car show and then we try to give the people some entertainment after the car show.

So we do an Australian-style burnout competition. Difference between an Australian-style burnout competition and, let's say, just a regular American-style burnout cop. Regular burnout cop would be you smoke your tires in one place you don't move, sitting still, you get the set off, you have some fun, right? Yeah. We have an Australian-style burnout pit, which is 220 feet long by around 60 feet wide. Okay. We have an 80-foot shoot that gets you in to get you a little bit of speed.

Okay. And you need to keep it moving. That's awesome. So you get judged on the amount of smoke that you bring. You get judged on your tip-in, and you get judged on how much of that pit you use. Whoa. And we're giving you five grand for that. Why?

Anybody can sign up to do this. Anybody can sign up. You need seatbelts. You need a helmet. Your car has to pass a tech inspection, which means basically the frame needs to be, you know, safe and not rot it out. Like you, a lot of guys will bring their, you know, grandpa's L.S. swap truck right out of the old farm and bring it out there. As long as the frame is good, man, we're good. Throw seatbelt on, grab a helmet.

We'll run you down the rules. We have a safety meeting with all of our competitors. And then we give away a bunch of money at the end of that. $5,000. I've gone through the schedule of events because you've got a lot going on. We do. Syracuse Nationals is happening at the Fairgrounds. This is over at the Drag Strip.

That is correct. So this happens at Esta Safety Park and Dragstrip in North Syracuse. We're just 25 minutes up the road from the nationals. So you can get tickets online. Talk about how you can save some money on tickets for this. So you can get tickets online. You can use the Syracuse 10. So that's at www.

Burnout Nationals.com. You can use the code Syracuse 10 to get 10% off online. Now, if you're at the Nationals, you come to our booth, which is right in front of the Expo Center, right by the swap meet, and we're going to give you 20% off today, tomorrow, and Saturday. Wow, that's amazing, man. We have a VIP experience this year, which we didn't have last year. So we try to listen to some of the feedback that we get. It was, GA was standing room only last year, typical GA concert style. You can bring your launch here, or you can stand. Again, we had 3,000.

people that did that. Some of the people said, hey man, we wish there were bleachers. We brought in 800 seats for bleachers this year. Those are a VIP experience, so those are a little more money. Those are $40 at the Nationals, or they're 45 online. Okay. So with the VIP experience,

you get a meet and greet with the burnout Nationals team. You get a branded lanyard, you get a signed poster, you get a guaranteed seat, you have first line right into the beer garden. Did we say Beer garden. Tell them about it, Tommy.

So with the show, we have a 40-foot beer garden that goes with the show on both sides of the track. Whether you're in VIP or you're in the general omission side, we have beer gardens on both sides. We also have a $1,000 bikini contest. Last of! So we already have, I think, 10 or 12 girls signed up for that bikini contest. We had eight last year. It went off without a hitch. That goes off right at 6 o'clock.

Okay. So schedule for the show is 3 p.m. guys, is our VIP load in. So that VIP ticket also gets you early parking, early entry, early area to the VIP seating. The DJ will be cranking out some tunes. We're going to have some fun, warming those out. We're giving, I think, over 200 T-shirts, T-shirt toss, 200 T-shirts on the show on Saturday. So VIP gets you in early and get you in on all the action early. 4 o'clock is general admission gates.

they open up. Five o'clock, we start the, let's say, the motorsports show with some warm-ups with some motorcycle stunt guys. Oh, nice. That we have. We'll do a couple of burnouts to warm everybody up. Six o'clock bikini contest. Heck yeah. Girls are coming out.

They want that thousand bucks. They're going to have to work for that thousand bucks. Just like anybody else. Sure. Six-thirty National Anthem, we bring out, we ask participation from the crowd. We'll ask for 50 volunteers. I have a 60 by 40 American flag. We unfold that right in the middle of the pit.

Cool. We do our national anthem, and by 6.30, we're going to be burning some rubber. That's awesome. And the grand prize, if you're just tuning in, you think you want to compete in this, $5,000. Yeah, it's $3,000 to win, $1,500 for second, $500 for third, so there's three places. Wow. Giving out some cash on Saturday. Currently, we have 25 guys that are spinning before, you know, just that's for the main show.

And then we have some expo guys and those motorcycle stunt guys and everything else. Syracuse Nationals is open for business. Go over to the Burnout Nationals tent if you want to save money on those tickets or outside the Expo Center or head to Burnout Nationals.com. Tommy, always good to see you, man. I appreciate you guys. Thank you so much for having us. We'll see you then.

Cody was asking. You ask the question so the radio audience can hear the question. If, say, like, you light off a firework, does the air do like extra explodes? He wants to know if he can make extra. Like, what if it just like catches on? on fire different parts of the sky. He wants extra fireworks. Huh?

All of a sudden, clouds are lined with fire. And there's no dumb questions. So Buddy Green went outside with a lighter, he flicked that nothing happened. So I don't think that the sky is full of... Like how you, if in case you accidentally lean against your oven or the burner and it does... Oh, that? Yep. Your pilot light?

Sure, I hear what you're saying. That's like in the sky. That's the sky. This is not like a, the air's not filled with a toxic. I mean, it is a toxic something, but I don't think it's a flammable explosive. Okay. Okay. For now. Ken says the smoke is mostly spruced in pine as it breaks down and stays in the air longer. It would smell stale, but not actually toxic.

No. I said that it smells less plastic-y than it did last time to me. It smelled like sulfur this morning. For you? Down here. It fowded? Yeah. Somebody fowled it.

Chuck Schumer fouled it. I figured that one of you guys fouled it outside. Well, Buzz Aldrin's pen. sold for $857,000. It's right upside down. You know what you say that, but I think it's like... Go on, take it! Take it!

Do you know the story of that pen? No. So, during the 1969 space mission, he had a metal pen. Okay. And I want you to envision, like, you know what a circuit breaker looks like, right? You know an old-timey circuit breaker looks like?

It's kind of like two little metal clamps. And like, think of like an old circuit that would get pushed in this. Yes. Yes, yes. So, a broken circuit, and you know, you're in space, so what do you do? He shoved his pen in there. And it worked. And it closed the circuit, and it repaired the issue. Wow. He believed his heavy backpack had snapped off the switch that powered the engine

needed to leave the moon surface. So he's like, oh, no, I bumped into the switch, and now it broke. And now am I stuck in space? It was going to end up being like a... Am I here forever? I don't know my Buzz Aldrin has her. Yeah, it was going to end up being like the Matt Damon movie or whatever. He's going to have to eat his own poop.

With Mission Control, unable to reroute the power, Aldrin improvised. Since it was electrical, I decided not to put my finger in or anything that could have metal at the end. So the pen did the trick and the circuit breaker held. We could return to Earth after all. They didn't have anything laying around the studio set. Oh, controversial. I mean, come on. Whenever you do that, I know there's people all there

be like, yeah, Cody knows. About time. About time, they're speaking the truth. About time. I tried to convince myself of that for years. Say it to Buzz Alder. It punches you in the face. It'd be fun to believe in a conspiracy theory for a little while,

especially that one. Who cares about that one? He will punch you in the face. Because he doesn't want his lies exposed. The pen and broken switch were sold together from Aldrin's personal collection for $857,000. You normally, I'm like, oh, stupid, why don't anybody want that?

That's cool. That's kind of historical. No, that's very cool. That's wicked. It's kind of a pretty cool thing. You would assume that would be in like the museum or something. Mm-hmm. For fancy artifacts.

Maybe they will. Maybe somebody will put it in the Smithsonian. The Smithsonian? The Smithsonian? In the epidemic. With yogurt. I think that we're both going insane from the wildfires. Oh, there's chemicals.

What they're doing, what they're doing is it's a control. It's an act. population control. What they're doing, Cody, is the Canadian Wi-Fi smoke is trying to keep us indoors. And for those of us who are not afraid of the smoke, they're also giving us the explosive diarrhea that's going around.

Lock us up is what they're trying to do. It's a population control. Deep State's been working on this since 1967. I was speaking to talking to an actual CIA informant from a long time ago. You used tell me about this. They've been working on this smoke. It's an it's a sci-op operation. What they're doing

is they can only get it up in Canada, Justin Terrell, actually started focusing on this before he started having sex with Katie Perry. She did kiss a girl and she liked it. She was an astronaut, astronaut, astronaut, American hero. Soup to nuts. American hero. Katie Perry, astronaut space traveler. Her and Justin Tarot were working on this for a long time,

and I was actually becoming a population control situation coding. Not between them. You tell us general than each other's miles. And now they're doing six-nine, six-nine operation. It's no longer six-seven. Six-seven was actually the number of the devil. The devil was trying to. Low-key way to teach kids about sex.

Dead-ass. Six-seven trying to get us to learn about. Dead-ass. Different dead-ass intercourse. Or you'd flip your body around. You'd put your mouths down there, then she would do the reverse. And, you know, a lot of Canadian space plemedia is being set through the airwave right now. You can't get a radio signal, Cody.

The deep state's been actually working on that for a real long time. This is not new information. Anybody who's been paying attention would know this. Do you get that from the space chlamydia from the lettuce? What you're doing is you're eating your lettuce, and then the space chlamydia is actually this is all in the air. The lattice is going to give you. It's a way to empty your body out.

Oh, no. Actually, a lot of indigenous tribes would say you'd huff smoke and then have immediate diarrhea. It's a way to cleanse the system. It completely filters out your liver, your kidney, this builds up an immunity. Mm-hmm. Don't worry, there'll be a vaccine for the Canadian Wipathers. They'll be busier down.

Oh, I don't worry about it. Astronaut Katie Perry. Good morning, everybody. Hey, yeah, sorry about that. Facts. I'm pretty sure the smoke is making us loopy, and you get to reap the benefits of that, including just...

Makes my brain tingle. Makes my brain and my nose is tingling. Makes my brain feel fuzzy like a peach. I don't know. Well, I is. And then I pull my hands up there on the tickles. Um, congratulations. Salation sugar's got to clean up 10 beaves today.

Have a good one, sugar. Yes. Nice. That's a terrible garbage can at the end of the day. I never thought of that. You've been in general. I never thought the sugar has to take out the trash and that trash is just all full of... You're a homeless guy.

Rummed. Yeah! You come across that bag. Yeah. My appetite's ruined. I thought, I guess I just, I lived in just a comfortable... Ignorance for a minute. That sugar, who does sugaring, shout out Sugar Sweet.

Sugaring by Jillian. Look her up. She does all the hair removal that has to go in a big trash bin. And she's taking the trash out, and you're right. Somebody is just going to be an unhoused person will be filtering through. Just get an old bag. Big old bag of pew. Hey!

Get out of my pew. Is this a prank? Who? Get up on there. What? Get about that. Am I on Ashton Coutured? Or it's just Cody, who knows it's the bag of pubs.

He waits for you to put the bag in and he yonks it. Run the home. Like, yeah, like the, when you wait. I know exactly when they throw out the donuts. I'm going to be right. From the morning rush at Dunkin. He does. And wait by the dumpster.

He does two stops. He goes by the Dunkin dumpster. Wait for the little donuts. Then he goes right to the pub dumpster. And he's right there. Sugar comes out. Yeah, we've gone crazy, guys. It's been fun.

It's been fun. It's 230 now. It's been fun. Let me tell you the tale. Like I said, we got to open these schools back up. It's like, hold on one more. It's like, you know, on the bare knuckle box or street fighters, they got that like bag of glass and everything and they're like,

when they put their hands in the tape. That's just what I do with that. Yeah, yeah. Come on. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. Okay, sorry, go ahead. A school district in western New York,

anybody who's listening in the Salamanca, Salamanca City School District in western New York. Yep. It's about to have a new employee. Did you see this? No. A full-on humanoid robot named Sally Mm-mm.

We'll be there to provide learning support to students and educators. What? Yeah, I don't know, bud. How are you just going to have a robot? Like, what, walking around the hall? Hey, killer job. You're doing great. Wow.

Oh, great work today, bud. Do you need the bathroom pass? Heard you two did three times in class. Does your belly hurt? Want to talk about it. Sally will have a lifelike appearance with silicone skin and long brown hair. Oh, boy. She will remain in a seated position,

have a wide range of upper body movements and facial expressions. So she's in a real-life version of those things you see at Carnivals, the fortune teller. Tell me a thing. Yeah. You are about to have your fortune red. Oh. Now, luckily, Sally is not allowed to know the student's real names because she's connected to the internet in some way.

And that's privacy. It's like somebody could hack that. I have feeling this goes bad, like. Pretty much immediately, right? Within the week. Kids' names will not be used. As opposed to that, the children will be assigned. numbers, this is the most

dystopian thing I've ever read. Yeah, that's about the end of civilization there. As we sit here covered in wildfire smoke, student 2786, gets to say good morning to a robot. What are we doing? What are we doing? Well, actually,

I'm not going to do it. As a matter of, anybody's been able to the engine. We know this. Have you been paying it under the school systems? Joel? No, if I love this. No, this is weird. She can also support teachers by interjecting if the teacher forgets where they at with a lesson plan.

So the effin robot's going to correct me at my job? But if actually, I got enough well actuallys in my chat. Now you got one to work. Is there going to be one in every room? This is just one. Because then how is it going to know that the science teacher is getting a little bit off track, down three doors down if it's in one room. Yeah, I don't know.

Are you going to get like a call on your phone? Sally, robot, detecting, you ain't know where you be at. Like, I know how turned up people in my town get when they want to buy a couple school buses. Right. This school district bought a robot, a humanoid robot, and they approved it? It's like that story we read about the whatever police department where that sheriff kept trying to talk everyone into the fact that he bought that robot. What? I don't remember me where he was like, no, it'll help with our daily routine and negotiating and all the things that the other ones that we can do. You're talking about the robot that does, like you said, the, like it's going to help out the police department or whatever the heck.

It's like that, we don't, we don't need that. She can also, I guess, she costs the school district. How much do you think this robot cost a school district? 80 grand at least? They got it on sale. So it was $95,000. They got it for $57,000. I mean, it...

Somebody approved this, I guess. No, just how about this? Why don't you pay the counselors or whoever that money and they can do that job and help students and the faculty navigate this so-called life that we live? Yeah. How about you give a human person $57,000? Yeah. And they walk around and interact and help the...

See if anybody has any issues because we have those. Now. I don't, I don't. My fellow hornballs will know this company as you're saying, how realistic will this look, Cody? Uh-oh. Sex torso again. It's made by the same company that makes the real doll. Oh, God.

Which, which, be honest, are really good looking. They look super realistic. They're very, very good quality. It is okay that mine is movie quality. It is. The real dolls are suspiciously... No. Suspiciously...

It's realistic in a weird way. Like, they put a lot of work into it. Yeah. Yeah. I just... No. There's too much that could happen with this thing. That we don't need it to be giving advice.

I don't know how this is going to play. out. I just don't... I don't know if this is a good idea. Is it just like sitting in a creepy room like in the hall maybe? Like the humanoid robot greets you as you walk in, student 468, 8,87. Hello. Hello.

Hello. 4241. I am detecting math teacher, gross fat. You are getting off track. Yeah. With your student plans. Yeah. But it can't move because it's always sitting. What is it just going to yell you? I can tell you one thing that educators like and that's somebody in the room telling

them to do their job another way. Right. Or correcting their mistakes, quote unquote. Excuse me. It seems like this is not part of the lesson plan. Katie's right. Katie says my students would just roast it and teach it vile things. They're going to make the robot a Nazi in a week.

It's just picking things from the internet, so it'll eventually be like that. Well, when Hitler had his speech in 1941. Like you and I have been a couple of, we've been a couple of teens dabbling and shenanigans. You get a couple of a couple of usses around there. Right? To train this robot, different words and different things. Robot. Robot, do fart.

Do fart. Do fart. Robot, make fart sound. Do a fart noise. Robot, make fart sound. I do not know what you mean. Robot, robot. Go like this. Every time Mr. Leesey walks by, do fart sound. Call him Mr. Fart. Change his name from Mr. Lecy to make Mr. Lacey to Mr.

Farty Pants McFart Diper. Oh, okay. Good morning, Mr. Farty Pants McFart Diper. Gross fat Let's come on over here You think this is so funny Yeah Well

Look I look forward Hopefully no No students are injured But I do look forward to this thing Doing whatever horrific thing It's going to do Yeah Punch a janitor in the face

Yep Rip a Rip a water fountain off the wall Grab hold of a kid and not let go Not let go of a child Got your arm Got your arm Got your arm.

Say something racist to a student that's walking by. I look forward to that story here in about four months, all right? Oh, man. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out.

It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus E.S. Not just for you. Buy you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. There you go, bud.

Massive great white shark. I've seen this. Massive great white shark. How did it Cape Cod, Bud? Yep. There's also one that is around the St. Lawrence opening up near Quebec. It is getting closer to a spot. Mm-hmm.

I see all these articles. Mm-hmm. So all of you... Tell you one thing. Listen. All of you jerk extraordinaire. that think you're the funniest god damn thing since Richard Pryor sending me, topical, sending me article after article of all these sharks.

Because they think it's funny. And shark attacks this summer. Yeah, Cody's afraid of the water and stuff like that. I get it. It's because they're out there. They're out there. They're out there waiting for you. Cody lives in constant fear of sharks on other ocean beings.

You just see the fish that people catch that are swimming in these lakes that you're swimming in and its goals are going to bite off your peepee. I know. especially when you're cleaning your wound in the water like Joey he's trying to clean his wounds Big old Eel get through Cody lives in fear of sea creatures

I live in fear of sinkholes which continue to get closer Apparently there was one on Route 13 or something yesterday You said it years ago and it made sense This area is It was supposed to be redone Like 50 years ago

Yeah now it's been like 80 years The infrastructure is no good It was all the FDR infrastructure. We did all this FDR, you know, New Deal infrastructure. And then we're like, cool, bridges and tunnels and all these things. And then they've gotten older and older. Well, and they were just like, yeah, fill it all in with dirt and wherever you can.

Don't worry about water going through it all the time for 100 years. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, I mean, we're basically, we've been. Yakes. They still work on that one over performance, Harley Davidson. I think they finally opened that. that exit that you can at least get off the highway.

I used that accent, but I went just yesterday. And I remember looking and going, oh, they're filling that in over there. Man. Yeah. Well, good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. Thursday means a coca buff tonight. Let's hang out.

7 o'clock. Come hang out with Cody. You think it's smoky now. Oh. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. 7 o'clock tonight.

Twitch. com slash the show or the show. That's a new. That's a new. for Frank. The show too dangerous for the FCC. So we do it online. Presented by Joe's Buds, 46-56, Onondaga Boulevard,

and our new friends over at Hidden Gardens in Syracuse. The North Side. Give me that address again. 9-11 North Salinas Street. 9-11 North Salinas Street. Hidden in plain sight. Now open for business. Their big grand opening is going to be Saturday,

this Saturday, in a couple days. Cody and I will be guest budtenders from noon to two hanging around, saying, hey, to you guys. Seeing what's good. Showing you some of our favorite products, letting you know what they got in stock over there. Lots of fun stuff going on.

So please stop by and see us. See how much you love the new Hidden Gardens location right there. Exactly. In North Syracuse, Coco. You hear that? Baddies. Whoa. I do a show, it's so dangerous.

He's so dangerous, Baddies. You hear that, Hothgot Chicks? I'm so dangerous. You hear that, Hot Goth, Chicks? Your parents will hate him. Oh, my God. They'll hate him so much. You'll piss him off so much.

If you brought Cody home, he's a bad boy. Look at me. Look how dangerous. He's a dangerous bad boy, and you're going to bring him home to your parents, and they're going to disapprove. All right, hot gothawks. All right, hot gothawks. Let's see you.

Done dinner. Well, Miami Woman. This show should be in Florida, because the majority of the stories we cover come out of that. It's because it's one insane thing after the next. It's just a lawless hellhold down there. They stopped having crazy things happen. Miami woman is facing serious charges after stabbing her friend multiple times with scissors.

Oh. Oh. During an argument over drinking a beer inside of an Uber. Uh-oh. Geez. Apparently. One wanted to. one said no and the other one got angry and stabbed him with scissors.

Lynn Zamora grew irritated when her friend repeatedly told her she could not drink a beer during the ride. Yes. She felt otherwise. Bob, get out. Bob says sheer insanity and chat. Ah. Out. She wanted to drink her beer.

Her friend wouldn't let her drink her beer. So they didn't get kicked out of the Uber. So she pulled scissors out of her purse, stabbed her friend in the bicep and the calf. Oh my God. Victim was true. I mean, this is like. attempted murder, right? You're already hammered.

Yeah, you don't eat that beer. This isn't like, oh, a silly little scuffle. I think this is like attempted murder. Yeah, they're going to get in trouble for that. Uber obviously. Uber report. Okay, Uber to put on a statement. Oh, good, okay.

This behavior is alarming and has no place on the Uber platform. Really, Uber? Really stabbing somebody with scissors? Way to take a stand. Way to really stand up. God, everything is so corporate and bland. Way to take a stand, Uber. Uber.

Uber. says that stabbings have no place in the Uber infrastructure, if you will. If you're going to be in one of our cars, one of our Ubers, you won't be stabbing anyone. Yeah.

And that's firm. Cousin Jay, I've only seen those in Vegas. Cousin Jay was in Vegas last week and he rode on one of those autonomous vehicles. Yeah. And he asks a good question, if you're drinking a beverage or if you're just hammered in that,

Can you still get a Dewey? I don't know. Maybe not even an open container, but you're obviously hammered. I don't think so because you're not driving it. Don't deliver in the cab. Yeah, that's why you're calling the Uber or the cab, whatever. It's because you're drunk, so you're doing that. Right, Mickey?

It's not a rule, but specifically, but we do frown upon stabbing here at Uber. We would prefer you didn't staff. Here in the Uber infestructure. We like that you can be you and our Uber's. Her bond is only $7,500. so she's probably out by now. I don't think that's just a... I don't think that's just an oopsie-dazy charge.

That's like you... Like, if I stabbed Cody twice. Assault. With a deadly weapon. Yeah. And, you know, I don't have attempted murder. Unless you, like, got an artery.

Yeah, I don't know what attempted murder is so true. But it's definitely assault with a deadly weapon, I would imagine. Right? Well, I hope that beer was good. Or did she not even get to drink it? Now you're going straight to jail. No, you go to drink to jail. A couple sips? Probably got a couple sips.

Yeah, right. If I knew that, I would just start pounding it if the cops are on the way. Yeah. I don't better pound this. Could you get one of those autonomous cabs? Yeah. Did you see the one Jay was in? No, no. So my cousin Jay and his wife got him.

It's not like a Tesla or you get the back seat. Okay. It's like it opens to just a room. It's like a room on four wheels kind of. With two benches. Nice. More cycles. Sweet.

So it's like you're just kind of in a. Little like space. Yeah, it's like space age, but it almost. Like you're just sitting like little. It almost looks like if you'd drive Like a subway or a tram or something Okay But it's kind of like Jetson style

Gotcha I would I would Well to start Can it just like Take me up to the dome? Sure You know what I mean?

Yeah Let's start slow here Because I don't want to I don't know about All right yeah Let's uh I gotta go to Up up in parish

So let's rip up 81 Yeah Vegas at least at least if you're in the in Vegas proper it's not like you're going to be going 505 you're just going like real slow starting stop stoplights so that'd be kind of fun so I think I could all of you're asking can you bang in it

I guess as long as there's no children cousin Jay you can bang in it I think it's a question for him I got to do a little market research well getting out there I mean geez it's called the Zooks Z OOX pretty cool okay can I stab somebody in it does no day one of your Napa auto parts

Syracuse Nationals tonight. After 5 o'clock, it's just 5 bucks to get in. The arcade will be on the stage. You'll have all the nationals things. It's going to be packed, judging by the cars I've been watching. All in. It's already going to be packed. It's filling up now.

Plenty to look at tonight. It's only $5. Under 12. Free. Save some money. Get out there tonight. Orange car? White stripes.

Black car, big smokestack. Dual exhaust. Purple car. I think I surprised. are listeners by the fact that I still have my Olive Garden never-ending pasta pass. 12 years old. 12 years old.

It's right here. I was just showing chat because as of today, you can go forward again. It does look different, though, so I would never get away with this card. If I just walked in it, I was like, no, they must have printed it wrong. Yeah, they just did mine wrong.

But that is my name. I think they just did mine wrong. No, look, they're here. It's red now. It's got tunnel pasta. Ah. As of, no.

What time is this going? 2 o'clock today. We're back online. $2 p.m. today, you can go to pasta pass.com. Can snarf your rony? For $100, you get a 13-week run of unlimited pasta. Okay? There's only $10,000 for sale.

The chain said every pasta pass sale in the past is sold out within minutes. Yeah. I don't need this, and nor do I need to spend $100 that I don't have, but I also really love Olive Garden. How much is it? 100. 100 bucks. 13 weeks.

So really, you would just have. have to kind of buy a meal at least once every week. And then it would... Pays for itself, you take. But I guarantee you can't go and order, like, for your family. No. It's you. It's me.

You get to just only eat. That's the caveat. I think I use that word wrong every time. Caviots, right. You're right. That's the thing with it is that you can't... Just you. So you alone can go eat one big meal by yourself.

Yeah. I love it. I love it so much. Yeah, you would like that. I would just stop on my way home and pull into the olive garden. At 11 a.m. It's 10.58. Come on, you only got two minutes. Let me just sit in there. It's not out. Because the problem is, your boy's got Life 360 with his family. And the second my kids see that I'm at a restaurant that has food at it,

you're getting food? Turn that off for half an hour. Bro, you're getting food? For half an hour, you are not online. My wife's going to see me go radio silent and be like, is he having an affair? Where is he right now? Yep. With a big fat playing of pasta.

Every day you are turning off your location. What are you up to? I'm eating it. I'm eating by myself and I don't want to buy you guys any. So I turn it off. Hun, it's a good news, bad news situation. Good news is not having an affair. Bad news is I'm eating a big ass olive garden snake meal every day and 11 o'clock in the morning.

That's why I am not on any of those. And I will not. I think that dabbing them, they all, their family do all that too to keep track of each other. No. I'm not joining your... You have no reason to be tracked. No. My children, my teenagers have to be tracked.

Yep. Yep. I ain't getting on that. I'm cheating with carbs. Yeah. Me and that my mistress Alfredo have our daily 1115 meet up. You've got that. What's red on your collar?

Saus. Marinera. Saus. Yeah, right. Give me the... Mm-hmm. Oh. Mm-hmm.

Go change your shirt. I just start spraying myself with perfume because I'm more ashamed that I'm eating a daily pasta meal. No, I'm doing sex. I'm doing all the same. I'm doing all the ladies on sex. We go to a... What's the...

What's the cheaper one? We go to a motel. And I do it. We do sex with a motel. No, you're eating a giant meal every day. No! How long is the pasta pass good for? Well...

The good news about the pasta pass is you get early access to the never-ending pasta bowl beginning August 24th. Excuse me. I have a pass to the never-ending postable. I'll be here for four hours. I have early access. It's 10. We're not open.

What's early access for, though? I want you to bring me and my friend a basket of breadsticks. And then every 10 minutes, you come back with another basket of breadsticks. and I want you to keep doing that until I black out. Same amount. Same amount. Don't be pulling your Olive Garden trickery where here's 10, and next time here's four,

and then every time after that, here's two. Ah, ah. I don't know if I should share this tip, because I don't know if they're supposed to do this. Oh, oh, oh, oh. But if you order the never-ending post-bowl, and I've done this many times, and I'm not trying to get anybody in trouble.

So I'm not narcan on anybody. This is a totally fictional. scenario. You're eating your never-ending pasta. Okay. And now you're full. Oh, I'm full.

What do you do? Oh. Go take a poop? Nope. Throw it up. You order one for the road. Oh, they let you do that? You just say, I want another postable.

And they go, and they come you back and you go, and can I also get a box? Oh, but then they go, sir, you can't. They don't care. Really? Unless they're going to get in trouble in which, don't be a dick manager of Olive Garden and yell at your

your employee. Friggin ravioli It cost you a nickel But there's been times where I'll be like Hey We're gonna take some bags for these breadsticks Yeah We top off this fetuccini Alfredo

And let me up Mud me up mudd me up I know Jojo the past says It's for dining And that is true You cannot use it for the go orders No But if you're sitting there eating

A never-ending pasta bowl And at the very end of you're You're done You want to order for future you you just get us to go. I do like that they're like, no, no, no, no. You come in here. We want to watch this.

No, you're not going home and doing this. I don't think so. I don't think so. We want you to, we want to sit down. Sit down. And we're going to make eye contact with you the whole time you're doing this. Sit right there. Okay.

Never ending pasta bowl promotion will run August 31st to November 22nd when meals starting at 1499. I've never done that. Just try to eat as much pasta as you can. I'm set with the regular amounts. I don't think I've ever finished like a whole thing and I'm like, another meal!

Yeah. I'm not, I can, I don't think I've ever done it. Yeah. God damn, but I'm so fat. My favorite thing is when my family goes out of town

and then I just have the biggest meal ever. You order for like, well, wait, what? You don't. Hold on second, my wife wants. They don't know.

And then you order on the phone and just say, yeah, that's what you want. It doesn't happen very often. but the last time they went out of town, I ordered so much Olive Garden. Yeah. Because we talked about it on the air.

Yes, we did. How I was their first customer of the day. They thought that they missed an order from last night. They thought it was 11 p.m. from last night. No, it was, it's the Fatso and the Volkswagen outside at 11 a.m. You just unlocked the doors. The friars aren't even heated up yet. He helped us unlock the door.

He held it for me while I unlocked the door. Cody, watched me order it on my phone, drive over there and be their first customer of the day. I've done that with San Miguel when they've been out of town. On a Friday, I'll just get so much San Miguel. That's a good one. You're just lay in it. I've done it with Dragon City Chinese food bod. Just lays it all out in front of them.

Oh, I love it. It's like a bounty. The ghost of Christmas future. Because when it happens, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love my family, love my kids, I spend time with them. But if you're telling me, it's a three-day weekend and they're going to Connecticut to visit her brother. Yeah.

And I can order all of my food for a whole weekend, not have to put on clothes, not have to leave the house. I'm hungry, I'll take a little pull off to Malfredo. Go back to the couch, put on another movie. Oh! Yeah. That's another one. Oger's right. Me, Ranchito, and Beaville, dude, another great spot, too.

There's just a lot up. Anyways, anyways. Anyways. Gets can create customized pasta combinations with unlimited refills, served with never-enched. spinning super salad and freshly baked breadsticks. I just like a skebby meatball. And I'm a skebbya meatballs. Spicy Alfredo sauce and crispy shrimp frida are new this year.

I don't want crispy shrimp frida. So those go on sale at 2 o'clock today. If you're in the market for an unlimited pasta pass, if you've got any questions, I can address them here. I am a former pass holder. What's the thing at a hotel that tells you everything? Oh, you are an Olive Garden concierge. I really am. I can walk you through it.

If you need a pasta concierge for your olive garden journeys. I don't know the number. If you're not tuned in on Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. com. I'm showing you my former posture past. He's an OG. I feel like these were even more coveted. They're selling 10,000 today.

Yeah. I don't think they're selling the many of that. No, maybe a thousand. I was just so thrilled that I got through. Right. Yeah. Now, I only went and used it, I think, twice. Because it's, again.

It's not convenient for me. No, it's not for anybody to just go and sit down and have a meal by themselves at Olive Garden. I don't keep normal hours. I'm hungry for Olive Garden at 10 o'clock. I'm hungry for an olive garden, if I'm being honest with you. Well, there's a thing about an olive garden. But they don't know. You're an al-Fredo.

You don't want to know about the Al-Fredo. You know, the deep state's by putting different chemicals with that Al-Fredo for a very long time. The gay frogs in the al-Fraido. And once it reacts with the Canadian wildfire smoke, it's a chemical reaction inside your bodies. Now you're gay. Now you're immediately gay. Falconer gloves are a fashion statement now, I guess. Your jacket fell off at the sleeves, Lambert.

Adam Lambert's on the today show, and he forgot the rest of his jacket. It's just the gloves. Did he start getting into an old-timey fight before the show? Yeah, yeah. Oh, and they rip off the sleeves, yeah. No, I think he's just a falconer. He's just a part-time falconer. He's got birds of prey at the ready.

Tonight, seven o'clock on Twitch. We'd love it if you jumped into Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. dot FM because Coco will be doing his weed show. All but dangerous bud. By Joe's Buds, 46-56 on the Daga Boulevard. We love Joe's Buzz. And our new friend, Hidden Gardens. Oh, hello.

How about that? Now open. Their grand opening party is going to be Saturday when we're there. And your favorite most handsomest baby boys will be there. Cody and I will be there noon to two. So stop down. We're on the north side. Come see us.

I have not seen the inside yet. Cody's going to go for the first time today. Go take a report back what it's like and we'll help you. We'll help you shop for your favorite products coming up on Saturday. We're really good. We're really good at helping you guys shop at dispensaries. Come and see us. We know what we know what we're talking about.

We know what's good. We know it's not good. We know what you're like. Yep. As a young woman in Texas was just trying to learn some more moves on her practice stripper pole. Nice. She was locking it on TV. I like that.

She attempted a maneuver on her living room stripper pole. The top slipped down the ceiling. Yeah, you gotta not. Hit a fire sprinkler. Oh, no. Flooded the room. You gotta not do that yourself. I mean, you have to have somebody.

You need a professional to install that. And knows exactly what they're doing. You call a guilly. You get them down there for your stripper pole services. Yeah, you be like, can you please put this into my ceiling so it doesn't rip out? So keep leaning away from the pole looking at that top ricks. And you can readjust the hand. Now the thing is spraying

Hear it Uh-oh Yeah, you're screwed Something static Damn Yeah man, that's You cannot just Oh, I

I drilled it into the ceiling, what? Yeah, you need to find a stud, You need to find a cross member Yeah You need to really screw that in there deep No, I don't do I do it for the workout, not for the chick I do it to work out, bud, yeah

Now, I listen. Practice your stripper moves. They're clearly in great physical shape, a lot of these midnight ballerinas. Not all. They're doing more than I'm doing. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't think I, yeah.

Yes, that is not an easy thing to do. Just send me in to talk about computers and boom. Dry it right up. Yep, dry it right on up. It's not demonic possession. That'd be the easy name. It's demonic depression. Oh.

Even demons get real sad, bud. Even demons have sad days. I'm supporting a far. Endless eternity. What am I even doing? Every day is exactly the same. Even if I kill myself, I want to pray back in hell. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9.

Twitch and the show.com. You get the gaming stream. I will be France. Cody will be England. I have Mbapay on the pitch. I'm going to win by a billion. Probably. I haven't beat him yet at FIFA. Or whatever this is called. Football Club 26 or whatever it is.

Yeah. Yeah, but your last victory is the most epic of victories of all time. What was that? The NBA finals clinching dunk at the last second to win the NBA finals game seven at the buzzer. But I also would like to beat you once on this. So please your bets. Twitch.com. Demonic erection.

Demonic erection. Radio World, you get weed this. 90s and 9 stars right now Now