The Show - STEVE HARVEY ROYALE

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

The moment Josh told his wife he hope’s the week is “uneventful,” he set the curse in to motion. Apparently a bunch of women dressed like Steve Harvey got in to a fight downtown. Hig...h Strangeness investigates the Gobi Desert Worm. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. There, who? Here we are.
Starting point is 00:00:49 There we go. On a Tuesday. Tuesday. A Tuesday. A beautiful day yesterday coming off of that, man. Right? What the hell? Got out and about.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Took Fred for a walk. What a day. Sun was shining, windows were open. Yep. The news is saying like a rain later today. Hopefully that's just random. Yeah. Hopefully it's not real rain, is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah. that's, I mean, not, it's a, I mean, it's early. So he can be like, oh, what a bummer, not fair. But still, what a bummer, not fair. You give us a couple days. Nah, because tomorrow's supposed to be, right? Isn't that, like, warm? And then that cold front comes through and the storms hit and all that.
Starting point is 00:01:37 It's that Wednesday's going to be that day where it might stop raining for a bit. And it'll be like 70, whatever, three or something. You'd be like, oh, yes. And you'll forget to close your windows. And about 8, 39 o'clock, it'll be like 40. Yep. Mm-hmm. You'll feel that wind in the east.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Yeah, and I'll blame. No, you will. You'll feel the cold front come through tomorrow for sure. Balls. Showgirl Jen on the tax sign, happy Mario Day. It is Mario Day. March 10th. Look at March 10th.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Mario. Is that not equating in your brain? No. M-A-R-10. Hold on. Let me write it out. That doesn't make sense. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:02:21 March 10th? March? M-A-R. 10. It's Mario Day. Oh, I'm writing out March. Oh, yeah, you can't put the C-H. You got to leave the C-H out of it.
Starting point is 00:02:32 No, nerds. That one might be a stretch. I wish I would have known. I have so many Mario shirts. I know. It's Mario Day, yep. Oh. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Oh. Sunday is 315 day. We'll be giving away five-finger death punch tickets all day long. Be listening to K. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Knuckle sandwiches for the lot of you.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh. Huh? Say that? Say that. Oh, I did this to myself, Cody. I text my wife yesterday. Okay. It's been a stressful several months for your boy.
Starting point is 00:03:06 And I just stupidly said to her yesterday, I hope this is an uneventful week, Cody. Oh, I said. And I put that in the universe. And I go off to my teeth cleaning yesterday. And the lady goes, hey, tooth. is cracked. You're going to need to get a crown.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah. So I cursed myself by saying, I hope it's an uneventful week, and now I got to go get a freaking crown on my tooth today because my tooth broke. Yes. Well, I took the first appointment they had because I'm afraid to chew anything right now. She said it's... Does it hurt? No.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I didn't even know it was cracked. Oh, geez. She was like, yeah, this is, it's kind of cracked in like a plus sign, so if it goes, it might be like a root canal, so be careful. All right, get me in. All right. Put the freaking crown on. Frick.
Starting point is 00:03:56 So I got to do that today. I'm nervous. I've never had a crown before. I don't know how that works. I'm assuming it's just a little thing that you put on that you don't even feel. She said they're going to numb my cheek like a filling. Yeah. And then they like make a little ledge on your tooth.
Starting point is 00:04:11 And they put a crown on it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want, I don't like going to the dentist. I want so much as a kid with braces and stuff. I don't like going anymore. Oh, I get it. a severe phobia.
Starting point is 00:04:24 For you? Why? Because you had to go so much? Of how every experience was terrible. I had a crooked dentist as a kid forever that we didn't know until later was charging He was just buddies with my dad He was charging insurance stuff. Fring just knew a guy.
Starting point is 00:04:39 He was a dentist. But it was, you know, they were just, they just palled around. I don't think the douchebag ever did anything. And then the wisdom tea things were the worst. Why? They were just awful.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Like the one was so bad, like, we went back to, like, sue them, basically. Oh, man. And they were gone. Yeah. Like, it was, they were gone. Like, it was just like they weren't in that thing anymore. And the other ones just didn't listen. I was like, I'm traumatized.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I can't, you can't. Like, you have to knock me out. Yeah. And they didn't. They just like, we're like, yep, yep, yep, that's, yeah, we won't, yep. And I was awake the whole time. So you've had a lot of bad dental experience. I can't.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I can feel everything you're doing. You're like, no, you're fine. You can't. You're just saying that. It was the weirdest. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, bud. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Just clenched. I was clencers my first whole time saying that. But yeah. I got to go back for a temporary crown today, and then they'll put the real one on and that comes in, I guess. But those are fine. Yeah, you're good. It takes a long time.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I'm in the chair for hours. Oh, really? Yes. I don't want to do that. Oh, just tell them. knock you out. They can't just knock you out. You gotta have like,
Starting point is 00:05:56 that's for like dental surgery. This is just like a filling thing. Knock you out. They can put that big thing in your mouth like this, that, you know, there's things from that game that kid, that they play.
Starting point is 00:06:05 And I don't like hands and mouth anyways. I don't like that stuff. No, you don't. Yeah. Sister says I was gassed and remember everything about getting my wisdom teeth removed. No, thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Oddly enough, my wisdom teeth came in straight. I still have my wisdom teeth. They came in normal, so I never had to have them removed. No. Knock on wood. So I got that to do today.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Anyways, but we're here for a good time. All right? Not a long time. Let's not open up Cody's dental trauma. That was all of it. I'll get through. I'll get through it today. It is a Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:06:39 We'll get near high strangers. Today's just a silly one. Like today is a crypt that I'd never heard of. And the way people have been trying to find this cryptid are so stupid. So we might laugh at this high stranger. It is strange. Okay. It is strange, but it's...
Starting point is 00:06:55 It's high strangeness. It's not supposed to be the most... This is the realest thing. Josh could find. No, it was a cryptid I never heard of before. And I was like, what is this? So I started doing my research. It's supposed to be silly fun and hot things to either watch while you're high or not.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah, there's really a lot of that. Yeah. And there's like a story of a bunch of scientists that were just like tried thumping on the ground really loud, but they're like, you think that scares it? It's a whole thing, dude. She opened the door? Are we scaring the cryptid? The first ever K-Rock Fantasy Baseball League is happening.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Team Coco, Team Con. And if you want to play fantasy baseball, hit up the Krock text line 315-364-109. Cody or Khan will text you back, get your info, tell you where to meet up. Yep. And again, any businesses that want any part of it or you want to supply something for the monthly win? winners or top points or something for the end. Whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Just think about this. It's... We're going to be talking about it for 160. All summer long. All summer long. Between... A kid rock song? Yes.
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Starting point is 00:08:30 But if you want to advertise on it, you want to be a part of it. We want to... Because it's, I mean, think about summer. What's going on? Coco and I are just taking the reins on our own lives here. And if you want to advertise on this show, you text us. 315, 364, 1009. You get involved.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Walking billboards. We're right here. Cover us in your logos. Alsa's white. Oh, very nice. Imagine how well your logo would stand out. We'll get her a little vest. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:08:56 What is it? Instead of emotional support dog, I'm going to say financial support dog. Right, just a bunch of animal things. Financial, she needs to make her own way, so she has been fully sponsored. Damn right. Fully sponsorable dog. Happy National Ranch Day to those of you who celebrate.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I'm not trying to push my beliefs on any of you. Okay, like Squirty Ranch, not like, howdy partner? No. Gotcha. The dressing. Uh, as you know, I'm a, I'm a practicing member of the church of ranch. I love my ranch. Yep.
Starting point is 00:09:28 And we have multiple ranches in my house right now. That's where I do dabble in a condiment, kind of embarrassment. Yeah, you got, you got it like the big thing of ranch, right? I got the big Hidden Valley. Here's the thing, though, Hidden Valley. Relax. Like, it's expensive to get ranch now. So we've got the big thing of it.
Starting point is 00:09:46 What kind? Hidden Valley. No, no, like, uh, Classic ranch. Okay. And then we got a squeezy bottle of ranch. Same, regular? Same Hidden Valley, but the squeasy bottle.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Okay. Okay. And then we got a jar of fancy ranch, and I don't know where it came from. A jar? Yeah, and I just used that from my baby carrots. Wow. I see, I don't know, I don't know where it came from. I don't know how it got in the house, but that's my, it's the fancy ranch. Any condiment in a jar is a fancy one.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Probably a gift at some point or somebody brought it over. So that's going to be just my fancy carrot dipping ranch or other vegetable dip in ranch. I like that. I got to get a couple of those little cups. I was thinking about this the other day. Yeah, I should get a couple of those because when I'm walking around in the summer
Starting point is 00:10:27 with my just like produce, stand, vegetables and stuff like that. How great would that be if I had, you know, just a little dipping cup of ranch to bust out with my walking around cucumbers or something? Or just put it in like a little Ziploc bag so you can then reseal it, put it in your pocket. Oh, good idea.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Good idea. Americans were recently surveyed on their favorite condiments They were given 20 condiments to rank And Ranch made Toward the top of the list Just below ketchup Catchup's number one Ketchup's number one
Starting point is 00:10:58 That's a condoment? That's where I don't know If peanut butter is a condoment No it can't just be Savory condiments I guess right Because like maple syrup Right is a condiment
Starting point is 00:11:12 Yeah But is maple syrup a condiment Oh Yes I guess we need to define what a condiment even is. That's what I mean because A condiment is anything that goes on after the fact. Right?
Starting point is 00:11:27 It's like a fixin. It's a fixin. It adds a little bit to it. So in that argument, I've made some waffles. Yeah, breakfast condiment. Here's a breakfast condiment. Maple syrup.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I can see that argument being made. Because if you can put it on, if it's ever found to solidify a condiment, it helps if it's ever been on a, a table at a diner. Oh, that's a good, that's a good justification, yeah. Sister says peanut butter is a spread. Mitch says not a condiment.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I'll let you guys argue that. You guys. I'll let you guys argue that in the comments. 30% of people say they love ranch, well, 7% dislike or hate it. I'll hate it. No, I'm, okay. 16% of people say that they carry their own ranch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Whether they're going to a restaurant or to someone's house, they have it in their purse bag or backpack. I got to say, I got a lot of problems, but I would imagine carrying a backpack, carrying ranch in my backpack would be a little embarrassing. I mean, I just said I was going to technically. But I mean, I can see, like, if you. You like a specific ranch? I guess, no, yeah. They do taste different. Yeah, oh, no, I was going to, I was going to say, like, say you like,
Starting point is 00:12:46 Chicken wings a hell of a lot. And you know you're going to a place that doesn't eat, like, there's a blue cheese you don't like. I can think of a place that has blue cheese that I don't like. Okay. And I would want blue cheese with my chicken wings. You brought your own cheese. But that's also real crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:02 It is. And I don't think it's like, or up to food code. I don't think you're allowed to bring your own food, your own sauces into restaurants. Well, and, and the other one I can think of allergies and such. Oh, true that. True that. You know what I mean? Like, ah, this is my salad.
Starting point is 00:13:16 because I'm this. Carol on the text sign says, I also think maple syrup can be a drink. I mean, you get a little syrup and you get all antsy in your fancy. If you can drink and anything can be a drink. Ranch can be a drink. Blue cheese can be a drink.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Anything, bud. Yes, satellite wafers, also known as UFO candy, are entirely edible. It's a rice paper shell. No, it's not. Cody was in chat. Egg carton.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Complaining because this is your mom's only. Yeah, they remember getting them from the satellite. It's... It's a communion wafer with sprinkles, she says. But it's not. Featuring a bland rice paper shell that dissolves quickly, filled with small sugary beads, originally created in the 1950s.
Starting point is 00:14:07 They're like communion-style, Body of Christ, giving you... Are you dissolving one? I'll show it, yeah. Are you going to dissolve one? Body of Christ, given you... Now, this is a kind of... communion I can get behind. Because if you,
Starting point is 00:14:19 if you rip that open, it's just sprinkles. It's just sprinkles. But it's also a rice paper. I'm going to put my mouth. But it's not. It's the weirdest. You're not watching.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Cody, uh, like Cody's mom brought back these satellite wafer candies. Yeah, because you're not putting in your mouth. It's not chew.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I know, but it's dissolved. Because now look, ready. Body of Greyer. Go ahead. Let me see it. Blunk.
Starting point is 00:14:44 And it's just, it just sits there. It's just sitting there Why did she bring these back for you? Because she remembered it And yeah She went just an old tiny candy She maybe try it yesterday
Starting point is 00:14:57 And then I had to bring it in here She was like yeah Make Josh try it Because it's I've never heard of them I'd never heard of these before And it's the weirdest thing you've ever seen So but they're
Starting point is 00:15:08 I've seen them I've never tried them Don't do it Do it in a couple days I'll make you try one Why in a couple days Because I don't want you to Well your tooth
Starting point is 00:15:15 And I don't want you to do it Like tomorrow just in case, because the sprinkles are from like the 50s. I'm going to open it just to see what the sprinkles look like. I was waiting for this thing to grossly dissolve so they'd fall out. Ew, look it, look it, look it, look it. Oh yeah, look at those little sprinkles in there.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Here we go. Here you go. What a crazy candy. What a crazy invention. How did they make these back in the day? I don't know. I don't know. You don't know what we're talking about. They're little wafer looking candies. They're called UFOs
Starting point is 00:15:46 because they look like UFOs. High Strangeness. Look at that signing together. Perfect. Perfect. And they're filled with these little ball sprinkles. Just little cake sprinkles that are from the 50s. It refuses to believe the whole thing is edible. It is. Yes. But, I mean, there's different versions of edible.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Satellite. That's going to be my new cannabis edible line. It's addibles, but it's all old-timey candies. Right? That might not be a bad gimmick. Like the wax? Like do a bubble? Wetts bottle. The, oh my God, that really is a pretty good idea.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Dude, candy cigarettes, put their joints, and they actually get you high. Oh, I almost just swore. That's like an act. Pat and Penn, Penn, yeah. Tremark, that's a legitimate idea. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Old-timey candies, but cannabis edibles. I don't know how to make old-timey candies. Like licorice. Liquorish, whatever. Mm-hmm. Rock, candy, weed. What I'm saying, man. somebody will steal this idea and then they'll be rich and they'll never
Starting point is 00:16:49 You just acknowledge that we've just saying right now though You're just we're paying right now though you're just we're bad it's already said Who does what other old-timey candy would I like? I don't know as an edible we got to figure it out We got a little bag of little raspberry suck candies What if what if my sucking candies are what broke my tooth? Nah I've been so big into sucking candies these last couple of months
Starting point is 00:17:12 What if that's what did it? Nah Just because we're old Oh, no, she said it's because I have those old silver fill, like silver fillings. Yeah. And I guess the temperature makes them kind of like swell and move a little bit and they crack teeth. Perfect for us. I don't even think I could in good faith sell Neko Wafers, Bob and chat.
Starting point is 00:17:30 But those are a... Even addable Neko Wafers, I don't think I could make those into weed edibles. Circus peanuts. Everything. It would have to be the whole line of them. Yeah, all of them. A little butterscotch candies, but their weed. I'm really going to cater to the plus 65 group
Starting point is 00:17:47 of people who want edible candies. I love this if you had a cocktail. Because what do we always say? What? I'm Cody. I'm going to smoke wheat. Yeah. You got me.
Starting point is 00:17:59 You don't really need to mark it towards me. You got to get the people that are root beer barrels. Good one, Katie. Dramm. Wothers. I want the little sucking candies, but weed like that. Yeah. Yeah, we can make this happen.
Starting point is 00:18:17 It's our idea. That's how they... Claudia says THC razzles. Remember razzles? Those will be good. That's how these brands get their second wind. You know what I mean? Something like this, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Because like, um... We got so many good ideas. Like how I showed on Coco Puffs Vlasic with the CBD. Oh yeah. Which means that they are also going to, to be soon dip in their toe. They're dabbling. And Dems is pickles.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Teeferg, not a bad idea. The dots on the paper. The little paper dots. Yeah. Look at all these ideas. Sucking candies, bro. I love a good sucking candy. What about, yeah, sucking candies from the win.
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Starting point is 00:19:41 What was it exactly? Bob, I think these ladies were just out having a good time dressing like Steve Harvey. There was no reasoning behind it. Not that I've seen. Was it like a sorority? No, it was probably just like a bunch of friends are like, hey, we should do like a dress like Steve Harvey night.
Starting point is 00:19:57 I don't know. I don't do things. So I don't know what people do when they decide to do things. You're not up to date on the Steve Harvey cosplay scene around Saturday. Steve Harvey Day or something? Was it? Survey says, no, there was a bunch of like, I'm guessing college age women. Dress like Steve Harvey.
Starting point is 00:20:17 They got bald caps on. They're wearing suit jackets and suits. They got his mustache. March 3rd. Is Steve Harvey Day? Yeah, it was Steve Harvey Day a week ago. So they're out, I guess, at the bars. Like, where in Syracuse was it?
Starting point is 00:20:31 It looks like it's just over, like, that, like, where the parking garage is. Right over there it looks like. So good old Armory Square. Maybe I'm guessing I can't really tell because I'm not getting a big enough zoom out. Maybe it was up in the university area. Now, it looks like Arborated. Armory? What is that sign?
Starting point is 00:20:49 I can't play it because there's a lot of swearing, but... If I'm the cops around that, I'm not even going to break that up. I'm just going to watch a bunch of Steve Harvey's fight. It was. It was six women dressed as Steve Harvey fighting some guy. I don't know what happened. I don't know what started it. I don't know why they were mad at each other, but...
Starting point is 00:21:04 Then I'd come in right before the guy takes a swing and tase him. And be like, all right, enough with the Steve Harvey shenanigans. All right. Because, yeah, the guy was probably over. confused. He was like, I'm not. They're all yelling. You can't hit a girl. And he's like, I'm not. I'm hitting Steve Harvey. I'm not. And I would imagine you're probably pretty rattled to be surrounded by six Steve Harvey's, you know? They're pretty decent Steve Harbys. Multiple Harvys.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Well, good morning. This is K Rock. Happy Tuesday. What was I going to say? Oh, um, we got weights and fish again, Cody. Uh-oh. The outweights and fish. I can go fishing now, right? I don't think so. I don't know how that works. Don't because of the ice is not a stable, but I don't know how it works with...
Starting point is 00:21:52 Just shore fishing. Can I go fit? Are there fishing seasons? I guess I don't know that. I'm pretty sure that there are as far as like, like, you can't just go grab bass whenever you want, right? Well, there's ice fishing? Why can't I just go fishing?
Starting point is 00:22:05 I don't know. They're all saying I can go fishing. I'm going to go fishing. This was a bass tournament. Not around here. It was down in Texas. So different. Stream fishing starts April 1st.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Does anybody have access to a lake and would like to do fishing tournament? Yeah, we want to do a fishing tournament we think this year. We'll hook us up. Anybody knows? If anybody wants to help us put that together, let me know. We are chewing on that idea. An angler was arrested during a bass tournament, and you're probably thinking arrested, I guess because technically the prize was over $10,000.
Starting point is 00:22:40 So by cheating, it was theft or whatever. so he was arrested. Anyways. Yeah, because it was such a big prize. How much? 10,000. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Yeah. He's looking at third degree felony. Curtis Lee Daniels was caught with multiple weights and fish. Curtis. Curtis, you put weights and fish. Man, damn times I tell you about cheating in them tournament. I mean, why do people think they can get away with this?
Starting point is 00:23:10 I don't understand it. Because it's so insane that nobody would do. it. Like cut open a bass or stuff of weight down its mouth? Yeah. Let me see if I can see the weights, yeah. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Look at them. Like this is the fish and there's the weights he had in it. Ew. Yeah, that's like guts and stuff. What is it? Blatter or something. I don't know. No, the fish.
Starting point is 00:23:35 It's the bass tournament, so that's a bass of some kind. Small mouth, it looks like. Eglow was arrested during the fishing tournament. Yeah, he can't do that. Because the tournament is offering a cash prize of 10,000 or more, it's a felony third degree. Like how much, like, those. You have those little weights? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:50 How much could those weigh? Enough to tip the scales, I would guess. He's probably trying to be subtle about it. And then what do you do? How do you do that? What do you just stuff them down there? Is it, what? Is it like how I give else our pills?
Starting point is 00:24:05 You just put them down their throat. You just open their mouth and then you just launch it down their throat. Yeah. I mean, not to be morbid, but I would imagine. it's similar to how you like pack your cones. That's what I mean. You put the wheat in the top and then you take a stick and just kind of stuff it down in there maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:21 I don't know. No, this is not a new issue, donkey. People have been putting weights and fish for a long, long time. This is just our newest version of it. But now, because everybody, you know, those all the different ways, people think they can get away with it. So it's becoming more out there with all of the internets and such. But man, because you imagine back in the day before the internets, you did that, you probably just got. shoot and killed.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Yeah, I don't know. If you're going to win a tournament with the $10,000 first, people are going to be pretty pissed off by that. Yeah. Oh, that music means it's time for some high strangeness. The unexplained, the unsolved, mysterious. Paranormal. We've had a lot of ghosts in here lately.
Starting point is 00:25:13 A lot of ghost activity. Yep. I'll check it right before just to see. See if there's any ghosts in here right now. want to take part to high strangeness. It's up and running. It usually finds like the... By the way, that one I got yesterday
Starting point is 00:25:33 tastes like peach rings. The strange peatrings, but it tastes like peatrings. So you've got the terps all locked and loaded? Yeah, I don't know what I'm allowed to say, but it was only 20 bucks, and it was a lot, and it's good. Neat. That's all I'll say. The flavor profile's correct.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Any ghosts joining us? There are any ghosts in the studio? Let's see is Diane. want to get any more water for her gallbladder disease because that was weird as a hell yesterday. Yesterday we had a ghost drinking out of his cup. Yep. Because Diane had gallbladder disease.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yep. But no, nothing's popping up right now. Well, they probably stinks in here, so they probably don't want to. They probably don't want to be here right now. No, that would lure them in. It smells like death. Oh, they're like, oh, this is. So they're like, oh, this is where I'm supposed to be.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Oh, there's a rotting corpse in here. So that must be where I am supposed to be. Well, might as well go find this rotting corpse that's somewhere around in this room that we very obviously are with it. Oh, Cody. Yes. Today's high strangeness, I think it's going to make us laugh. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Because it's going to be hard not to clown this thing. All right, that's okay. And I'm talking about the Mongolian death worm. Is it from 1972? Because that's what this just said. Hold on, let me see. Because that'd be awesome. No, I mean, it's from the 80s.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Ah, okay. I'm going to close it. The Mongolian death worm. Now, you know the movie Dune. You know the movie Tremors. Yeah. These giant underground... Beetlejuice.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Beetlejuice. These giant underground worms. Yeah. They come from what is rumored to be this Mongolian deathworm. Yeah. What do you think? Stug the caves. In the goby desert.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yeah. But that's where the story falls apart. Because everybody's got their own version. of this Mongolian deathworm. Some are like... Are they big... Some are like it's a foot long. Some are like it's six feet long.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Some are like it kills you with acid. Some are like it kills you with lightning bolts. Okay. Well, maybe not the lightning bolts. But acid, though? Because if it's a worm, it's got to be able to... You know, when it goes through all of the dirt and stuff,
Starting point is 00:27:44 digest things. So it might be able to squirt some acid. In the 90s, Ivan McArell led small groups of companions into the Gobi Desert to search for the worm. And I do have audio all play for you here from Brightside. It's a YouTube channel. They developed something, and I don't know if they'll reference it in this video or not,
Starting point is 00:28:06 but they called it a thumper, and it was a big motor-driven device. They put in the Gobi Desert, and they thought by just making it hit the ground really hard. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That will attract the Mongolian desert worm. or whatever you call, death worm. Nothing showed up. So then the next group of people were like, well, hold on,
Starting point is 00:28:28 maybe that was scaring away the Mongolian deathworm. That's what I was going to say, because if any worm that you do that to, like if you're trying to catch big old earthworms or whatever, night crawlers, you can't jump up and down next to them. So another crew goes out and they said, we're not going to do the thumper thing. We're going to be quiet.
Starting point is 00:28:46 All right. But they talk to the locals, and the locals say the Mongolian death worm comes out went in like when it's the dampest. See, that's what I was going to say. That's like night crawlers. You wait till after the rain. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:56 And you go out of the flashlight and you slowly creep. So they filled up this valley with water thinking they could lure the Mongolian deathworm. Nobody ever showed up. Well, they probably drowned it. And then fans of an armchair expert will know this name, David Ferrier of TV3 News, went out in August of 2009. He interviewed a bunch of locals who have claimed to have seen the Mongolian. deathworm. Because it just ate a baby. He didn't see it anywhere. So nobody has any physical
Starting point is 00:29:26 evidence of this Mongolian deathworm. But let's listen to this clip here. And if we need to laugh at it, that is fine. I won't be offended. Because it is a pretty silly concept. As far as cryptids go. I don't see anything funny about this. Over the years, stories of the monster spread around the world. In some of them, it's only one foot long. In others, it's as large as a human. It's white, gray, or scaling and brown. That's like a baller. Maybe fleshy and bright red. Someone said it resembled a snake, or maybe a caterpillar. Or a poop.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Or a poop. Or a pooh. And some believe it could be a supernatural evil being without a body. You see what? Wait, what? So it's a little big range. Without a... Exactly.
Starting point is 00:30:11 So it's a ghost? It's either one foot or it's five foot, or it's fleshy, or it's... Or it's a ghost. It looks like a chrassette, or it's a paranormal ghost and it has nobody. Do you see what I'm saying? saying about the Mongolian deathworm? Well, so what you're saying is that it's harder for me to chew on. It's elusive a-af.
Starting point is 00:30:28 It's elusive. Is what you're saying. So elusive no one has ever seen it, but everybody says they've seen it, but nobody has. Well, if you see it, it gets your memory-wraised. Maybe the stories are so different, and the search operations are so fruitless because the creature doesn't even exist. Or it could be one of many cryptids. Those creatures like Bigfoot, Yeti, the Loch Ness monster, their existence has yet to be
Starting point is 00:30:50 proven. In 1983, one scientist who was visiting the region heard that an old man had managed to catch the mysterious one. He also learned there was a nest nearby. The scientist bravely approached the hole in the sand and put his hand inside. A giant creature dragged him in and he was never seen again. But again, this is just a story. This is a guy in the 80s who said he saw a guy go up to a nest and put his arm in, but it could also just be a giant hole in the desert and the guy fell into a cave. And nobody bothered to look for him.
Starting point is 00:31:28 They were just like, ah, he's gone. Worm got him. It's like, if I see you lean into a hole and you're gone, I go, nah, the demons got him. Meanwhile, he's just in a cave being like, hello, everybody. Someone help me?
Starting point is 00:31:38 Just kidding. He actually found a tartar sand boa inside. It's a chunky, burrowing, non-venomous snake that has small eyes and gray-brown scales. He showed it to the locals to verify if it was the monster, and supposedly all of them said yes. Most Mongolians who know about the worm still believe it's real. Now, even though people call our supposed monster a worm, it's just what it sounds like in the English translation. Many Mongol cultures have used this word for centuries to refer to any animals they thought to be really dangerous, especially snakes, even non-venomous ones.
Starting point is 00:32:15 So, it doesn't have to be a little. literal worm after all. Worms are soft and squishy, but a creature living in the harsh gobi desert would need to be tougher, more like a snake or a type of lizard without legs. Neither of these creatures can shoot electricity or spit
Starting point is 00:32:32 acid like they say the death worm does. We don't know. But some snakes, like cobras, can spit venom that's dangerous for people. So maybe somebody, you know, back in the day saw venomous snake spit at somebody and then like that started became acid over
Starting point is 00:32:47 Yeah, very well could be a cobra then. If it were real, the creature would have a backbone, and explorers searching for it, would likely find some bones or evidence left behind. And there were actually fossil remains all over the Gobi Desert. Scientists found representatives of over 80 dino groups here over the last almost 100 years. It's a lot of dinos. It all started with the world's first dinosaur egg nests. This discovery changed all the scientists knew about dynos.
Starting point is 00:33:16 It was the first proof they laid eggs. In the following two years, the same expedition team unearthed over 100 dinosaurs and took them to the American Museum of Natural History, where you can still see them today. Some of them were swimming around in the Cretaceous Sea that used to be here about 71 million years ago. They resembled modern birds.
Starting point is 00:33:38 The mystery of the megaworm is still unsolved, but there used to be another mystery scientists finally managed to explain. Back in the 13th century, a famous traveler, Marco Polo, not the guy from the swimming pool game, crossed the Gobi Desert. He thought he could hear mysterious noises, like the sounds of musical instruments such as drums. He wrote about it in his book and believed he might be hearing the voices of restless
Starting point is 00:34:04 spirits. Scientists call these noises singing sands or booming sands. Unlike the squeaky sound you might hear when walking on a sandy beach, these desert sounds are much louder. a musical instrument playing deep, haunting notes. Over the years, people came up with all kinds of ideas about what caused the sounds, like underground water or winds making the sand vibrable. Yes, much more likely!
Starting point is 00:34:28 Not all dunes can do this, and scientists wanted to figure out why. Sometimes the winds might cause a small avalanche on the side of a dune, and then you can hear the magical sound start, but this is rare. So to study it, scientists had to help the dune sing. They climbed to the top of a dune and slipped down on their backs, using their hands and feet to push sand down. As the sand tumbled, the sound started softly and got louder. They could even feel the vibrations with their hands. So they found out that for a dune to sing, a few special things need to happen.
Starting point is 00:35:04 The grains of sand must be the right shape. The dune has to be big, and the sand must be very dry, so no singing after it rains. Inside the dune, there's a hard layer of packed sand that acts like a giant speaker. This layer bounces the sound waves back and forth, makes the noise louder and louder, and creates a haunting melody that can fill the desert air. So a lot of people claim they've never, like, just, the long short of this is the Mongolian deathworm, there's a lot of stories about it. And a lot of the locals have seen the Mongolian deathworm, and sometimes it shoots bolts of electricity,
Starting point is 00:35:42 and sometimes it shoots acid. Mongolian death worm. That's what they didn't bring. They didn't bring my Mongolian death whistle. That's what they need. I could not find any evidence. At least with Bigfoot and stuff, there's photos. Or like grainy photos.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Yeah, something. Someone claiming a Loch Ness monster, someone's claiming that's Loch Ness. Mongolian death worm, there is nothing. Nope. Just a lot of stories. Just a lot of hodgepodge. Of people saying, yeah, the desert's making a lot of noise
Starting point is 00:36:13 And we don't know what's out there That's very funny though Yeah, so the Mongolian deathworm Could exist As Cody called him Mr. International Incidents Ralphie is back Everybody
Starting point is 00:36:27 Look this My goodness, my news has just been Ralphie nonstop The last few days That's right, that's right Everybody loved me so For those you that don't know Ralphie
Starting point is 00:36:38 Ralphie the shoe boy Shoe baby shoe guy shoe guy, shoe guy, the shoe guy. The shoe guy for some reason takes a trip to Dubai because it's Ralphie. That's right.
Starting point is 00:36:48 It's a beautiful city. It's a beautiful city. And who'd you travel with your buddy? My buddy, Brian. Brian, who knows my stepfather from the Crunch game. So my stepfather is filling me in on Brian's travel and Ralphie.
Starting point is 00:37:03 So it's one of these like last minute trips, right? You found a trip to Dubai, so you went. Yeah, he told me, so you want to go? Yeah. I always want to ride the camel. He didn't get to ride the camel. No.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Things happened. It was a shame. So you go to Dubai and then a war happens. That's my friend. I went overseas and I started a war. You do, really? How fast did it, like when you got there, like did you have any? We had at least a two days, you know, we can do a little bit, but not much.
Starting point is 00:37:33 We were in this place like a butterfly. You see, I even bring in my butterfly. I had this on my finger, my butterfly. You've got your butterfly. And all of a sudden, we were, boom, in a bunk. So, Brian look at me, oh, and nothing. But the second one, it was a real bomb. So how close was that hotel that got hit to you?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Maybe from over here to the store. But you know what? There was not bad. There was just the debris. Yeah. The debris, but, you know, still scary. Ralphie, no one has ever said it wasn't that bad when a bomb hits. It was pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:38:07 We were all scared. Yeah, but the breeze come down, a half an hour later, the thing was no more fire. Yeah. Yeah, but still scary. Yeah, it's scary. So then how do you decide, like, is it that moment? Like, we got to get out of Dubai? That's what we said.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Brian said, we got to get out of here. So we tried to get an airplane, but no airplane. I mean, it took us at least a couple days later. So he sent his telephone 24 hours a day. Just waiting for a flight. Yeah. So finally, one. morning he said, Ralph, we got to fly.
Starting point is 00:38:40 So it was at a clock in the morning. He booked right away. So half an hour later, all the plane was all fill up and everything. Well, you were the first flight out because I was watching David Muir that night, and they were like, the first flight from Dubai has landed at JFK and it was your flight. That was me. Did you imagine that? You like turned on the news and it's Ralphie getting off the plane?
Starting point is 00:39:02 And it's just he's so chipper about everything all the time. You know what? Someday we got to go. everybody got to go something. From what your wife has texted, you're never leaving the house again, Ralphie. Yeah, sorry. You never know. Oh, I think I know.
Starting point is 00:39:17 I might get some special jewelry. So poor Joan was probably in a panic, right? She would crying every day. Sometimes I don't even want to call her because every time I used to calm up, she started crying everything else. But thank God I have all the nuns from the villa. We got 100 nuns from the villa.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I went yesterday morning, they hug him and kiss. We were praying for you every time. You had a whole state worried about you, Ralphie. So finally, when I got there, they were so happy. I said, don't never leave a go. If you want to go. I said, go in the United States.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Don't go overseas. You're going to Italy. Yeah, stay here. Yeah, stay in the U.S. for a little bit, Ralphie. Please do. Oh, man. All right. So Joan gave you a big hug when you got home.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Oh, my gosh. Your son gave you a big hug when you got home. It was nice to pick us from the airport. Yeah. We come down in New York. I said, I don't want you to take another plane. So pick us. up, put him in the car. We came home.
Starting point is 00:40:10 When I got home, in my life, I never have so many kissing. Ralphie. I should go again. This is why I might get luck again. Ralphie! Listen, we all agree with Joan. You are never... If you're traveling, it is within this borders. That's it. And you're not on any planes for a while. Yeah, for a while. I still got to go back to it another couple years.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Yeah. Let's let things cool down before you're going anywhere, Ralphie. Please. We're all a nervous wreck. Ralphie is back safe, everybody. Ralphie is back. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Thank God. I'm going to tell people when they ask, how did your tooth get cracked? If you're just tuning in, I'd go get a crown today. I'm a nervous wreck. I'm going to say I got beat up by six Steve Harbys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:52 How'd you break your tooth? I got beat up by six Steve Harvey's. You're out and about in a bunch of Steve Harvey's. Out of nowhere. Yeah, silver fillings, I guess, were a bad idea. Who would have known? Who would have guessed? Well, there was no other option.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Back in the day. The option of the porcelain ones. That didn't come out until like 10 years after all that stuff. I know. So if you got silver fillings, make sure you're getting your teeth cleaned and checked because the way the dental assistant was explaining it, like they, the silver fillings, they swell and shrink and swell and shrink because of a temperature just thing. And then your tooth could crack.
Starting point is 00:41:27 And then if it cracks in the wrong way, then you're going to get a root canal and it's a whole bucket of gravy. Crack-ass tooth. Oh! I didn't bring any headphones. I should have brought headphones to listen to music or something. You've got earbuds? No, they're on my desk at home.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Usually they're in my bag, but. Want me to go grab the ones from my house? I'm only five minutes away. I'll be all right. I can always go home. It's just in Beaville, so it's not far. Oh, I could always go home, get my headphones and come back. Is that rude to have earbuds in while the dentist is working on you?
Starting point is 00:41:59 Should I be open to conversation? I, no, you can't. Is that rude? I don't want to be your. rude to some money. Open to conversation? I don't know what protocol is. Is it the dentist? Am I supposed to be open and
Starting point is 00:42:14 conversing here? Is it rude? I'm going to be like, this A-hole shut up and put earbuds in like he's beneath me. Are you realizing what you're asking? I know I can't talk. Yes. But it's like, is it a dick move to be like, I'll be
Starting point is 00:42:31 listening to my music while you do my tooth? Not at all. No, I have, no. They don't want you to talk. If anything, they're going to be, if they talk to you, it's just for like to fill awkward silence or whatever. It's probably much easier if they just converse back and forth with each other, the people that are, you know, doing the whatnot. This guy came in. And then sitting there in silence as you don't have to, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:42:58 You don't have to worry about me. He got in my chair and he put earbuds in? He didn't even talk to me. Like he's Justin Bieber? I don't know, is that a current people like Justin Bieber? Like he's Justin B. I don't know, I don't want to interact.
Starting point is 00:43:14 I don't want to interact with the help. Got my ear buds in. The Donnie Wahlberg are we dealing with here? They'll keep asking if I'm doing okay, I guess, today. All right. Just go. Thumbs up. Thumbs up.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Well, be careful. Oh, okay. Well, that's your... Oh, yeah. Can I bring a Game Boy? Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Can I bring a game boy? Can I bring my game gear? There's a TV in the room. Can I hook up my PlayStation? Work on my NHL 26 career? I mean... I got some hot Calgary Flames action happening right now. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:43:58 I was to say you can't... I mean, you might be able to, but no, you wouldn't be able to tilt down and look. What, my Game Boy? Yeah. Um, an etiquette expert claims we've been eating cereal wrong our whole lives. I don't want to hear it. If they're going to say anything that, you know, changes up the already perfect food that is cereal.
Starting point is 00:44:21 What are we doing wrong? And I don't, I don't even know why do we need, really in 26, we need, uh, etiquette experts. And it's, yeah, what's the etiquette? Am I not supposed to put it in a mug to go take outside while I walk Elsa? Are you crazy? Sister, don't piss me off. Don't tell me I'm doing it wrong. I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:44:39 It's going to piss you off because he says the proper way to eat cereal is to use a spoon and a fork. He can go fork himself. He can go fork right off. I'll tell you that. How do you use a fork? You add your milk of choice,
Starting point is 00:44:53 then with a spoon in your dominant hand, and a fork in your non-dominate hand. What? Okay. Go on, though. You kind of do a combo. scoop deal and then you eat it. Use the fork to gently push cereal onto the spoon so the flakes don't splash or escape the bowl. This is why rich people are crazy. So you're telling me a fancy
Starting point is 00:45:18 ass. That's a joke. That's a joke. He's not joking. But also like I'm supposed, like, I'm supposed to take someone seriously as the higher echelon of life as I watch them eat cereal with a fork and a spoon. Yeah. Go. Way. Because I've never, a lot of, when they say some of these things, a lot of times you've seen somebody do it. You know what I mean? There's whatever. It's been out there.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I have literally never in my life seen anybody eat cereal that way. Well, we don't hang with the dignified class. We don't hang. We don't hang with the people that would be doing it. Let me see if I can play his audio here. Because I want people to hear it. You're going to say, like Joe said, you use the largest goddamn spoon you can find like an adult. And then when you're done, you tip the ball and you.
Starting point is 00:46:04 drink out of it because that's good cereal milk. Yes. I won't be playing unless I'm logged in. Well sometimes though I like to reuse that milk because then it adds extra flavor to the next bowl because then you do a little milk cereal. First of all add your milk of choice. I'm going for semi. And then with a spoon held in your dominant hand and the fork in your non-dominant
Starting point is 00:46:27 hand we will eat. And yes there is wham in the background. I don't know why. I don't I'm not. adding that it's in his video I don't know why I just gonna say I have nothing to do with the wham I'm not I have nothing to do with the wham I am not wham I'm not not wham it's not soup so you don't need to scoop away from you like you would with soup but you can use the fork to push some corned flakes onto your spoon and eat accordingly no it's literally like eat a bag it's literally like the
Starting point is 00:47:01 snickers on the snickers On Seinfeld, where he's eating it with a knife and a fork. See, at least that I can get behind. Because if you don't want to touch here, get chocolate over your fingers, you just jab it with a fork and hold it that way. But, you know, this, no, because the whole point of the spoon is that you can just go bloop. Yeah, and it's like... I don't need to push it on there.
Starting point is 00:47:25 And I think you missed a very important part in the beginning there is I guess we're doing soup wrong too. Because he said, it's not a soup, so you don't need to scoop away. So when you eat your soup, you're not shoveling it towards you. You shovel away, classy. Classy, mate. Yeah, no. If that's how I got to live to be classy, I'm going to stick to being a Swigah County trash. I'm fine with it.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I think we got to hit this guy. I think we got to fight him. I think we got to hit him. You know what, though? You know what also sucks? What? Is that this jagoff. Whoever wrote this is going to be like, oh, my name is.
Starting point is 00:48:03 William Hanson. My name is William Hanson, published in this magazine. You know what I mean? When he goes to do all their work, you know how writers do that? And someone's going to hire this guy. Four million Instagram followers. He was published in a magazine. Let me go check it out.
Starting point is 00:48:20 And it's an article about how you should fork your cereal onto your spoon because that's dignified. Oh, pasta, don't even get me going on the grape season. scissors that are going around now. What? Where I guess it's, it's, you're supposed, you can't, all right, how do I say this? You're supposed to cut your grapes? Yeah, you're not supposed to be plucking them like a, like a monkey off the vine.
Starting point is 00:48:46 You're supposed to have a pair of grape shears. Oh. Where you cut them off. But then wouldn't that leave a little thing, a little nubbing? That's hilarious, man. That's the other video that's going around. It's like, we're eating soup, cereal and grapes, all incorrect. You want to eat your grapes?
Starting point is 00:49:00 Well, do you need, do you have your grape scissors? because you can't just pluck them like a primate would. You are a civilized human. But that's part of the fun. That is part of the fun. Or in my case, I have my many harems of women feed me as I lounge. They feed me my grapes. But there's nothing better than you pull out of that grape bag a solid bunch that's all connected and you're just standing there.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Good bunch with some real champs on there, some big thick ones, big honkers. You're like a god. Yeah. With a giant just thing of grapes. And you're like, you have come from the land, and now I will put you in my body. And then you are, you're standing there with it raised up as you pluck ones off of them. With nobody to see you, but you're still. Like you found it.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Like you gathered it. I love grapes, man. So good. I'm a grape guy. I agree, sister. Let's sick the Steve Harvey's on them. Get him, Steve Harvey's. Get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:50:08 The K Rock video stream Oh it's all on on the social media So Cody is a Life is a lot like a video game What? Speaking of garden Speaking of garden
Starting point is 00:50:20 Cody's life is very similar to a video game And in ways where he kind of Cody's life is like an open world old video game. I'm Jeffie from Family Circus. He's Jeffie from Family Circus. He's out exploring. Yesterday, he put on his dairy boots, took his dog, and went and drank some lake water for the hell of it. Yes, he did drink some lake water. He's fine so far, so. Everybody's so shocked at that. Nobody else has ever bent down on a nice cold post-winter water supply and just
Starting point is 00:50:51 can't say I have, because I know the bacteria that's in there. And like you immediately realized a lot of like cow runoff and disgusting runoff. That's why I didn't drink from the all of the waterfalls that are around the Atisco area because there's farms and such that are up above.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Then you'd be careful. But also in his video game life, he has, I guess, the way I can equate it to is in a video game when there's like a chest and you can go to your chest to get new items. And you're like, all right, I need to go back
Starting point is 00:51:28 to my chest or my base and get the new items. His apartment dumpsters are like his treasure chest. They really are. It regularly gives him things for his life. It's given you several televisions. It's given you footwear. Like top not stuff too.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Top not stuff. It wanted to give you popcorn, but you talked yourself out of that one. No, I had somebody message me that they used to live on the other side of the entire complex of high acres all the way over there. like you should see those dumpsters. He was like, yes, but he goes, because that area is packed where there's way more people.
Starting point is 00:52:08 He goes, nothing lasts. So it's a, it's a loot crate, essentially. Good point. It's just a loot crate where he can go and get stuff. That sex torso that one time. That was the,
Starting point is 00:52:17 that might have been the weirdest. A sex torso. Yeah, if I was throwing away my sex torso, I'd at least put it in a bag or something. Or I'd make sure it's not, doesn't end up just, like what do you just drive? by and huck it out the window.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Right. There's like eight dumpers. Yeah. You know, not that I got a sex torso, but if I did, I would dispute, I would I guess throw it away. Just, what was the word of?
Starting point is 00:52:42 Yeah, throw it away, not just toss it. No, but what's the word I want to say? Discard. I would discard it in a more responsible way. My mom. Your mother says, please clarify, you're not going in the dumpster. He won't make that clarification.
Starting point is 00:52:56 No, I know. His one rule is, I don't. It's got to be outside of the Yeah, I don't take anything that's inside, like the shoes that I found were set on top of the recycling bin dumpsters. So that one doesn't count. Dumpster diving dab, all right? So yesterday his loot crate, and for those you say and get a life straw, he has a life straw, I just didn't have it yet. I just forgot it. He'll bring it.
Starting point is 00:53:18 My cousin got me a sick. Like filtering straw, yeah. It's a bottle, though, so I am good to go. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So yesterday, your loot crate presented you a. some new stuff, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:32 And I guess how did you find you, were you out walking and you saw it? It's when I got home initially after I picked up Elsa and I was, you know, just heading home so we could change and everything. And boom right there waiting for me. So I said, I, Elsa, we got to hit the reverse button here. Tell the people what you got. Can I show them on. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Yeah. I found three of the like best condition. Those were a great shape. Plants ever. A snake plant that was thriving and enormous. Another one that I'm not 100% sure, but it's one of the like dangly ones or whatever. And then the biggest plant I own now is this, I don't know if.
Starting point is 00:54:23 There. You're on the screen if you're in Twitch and you want to identify his plants. It's like the elephant ear one or whatever. Somebody had the biggest plants and they were in great shape. Unbelievable shape. I made sure the dirt. There's no bugs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:38 And they threw it away. So there's your first one. And they just set it. Monstera is what they're all saying it is. Monstura. There we go. Here's his first one. That's the biggest one.
Starting point is 00:54:46 That's the good guy right there. There's this one. The second one you're looking at on screen right now. Right. And then the snake plant right there. Look at that damn snake plant. Top-notch snake plant right there. And then just for joy enjoying us, here's a cute photo of out.
Starting point is 00:55:00 No, there's your big plan. That's how big thing it is. It's how big that one is. It's the whole cocoa puff table. And then here's a cute photo of Elsa on the water. Right there. Nothing in the water. See, go back there.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Look at how delicious. I know that water looks delicious, but I also know the microscopic bacteria that laid inside. I watched enough alone to know that water's riddle with diaries. I'm getting all the diaries. But there's your big plant, dude. Look at that. crazy. Do you have space for that big giant plant? Well, and then I was going to say, and there's Dunes.
Starting point is 00:55:34 I'm going to have to move some stuff around. Dunes is going to be in the recipient. If you want, I'll take pictures. Because I'm going to have to move some things around and get rid of something. There's been a couple that I've for a while been, like, iffy with where I just thought of nostalgia's sake. If you've got something that would be good in a dark corner that's not a snake plant, I will take that from you. Because I can't get a good snake plant to grow up my house.
Starting point is 00:55:58 house and I need something big in a corner. Okay. Let me see. If you got anything, I don't know what's a lot of low light. I know money trees are low light, but you don't got a money tree over there. I did. You did? I used to.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Yeah. I used to. I tried to keep it. Great score, dude. Great score on those plants. Crazy how. Continues to provide. Well, and what's funny is that I had to make poor Elsa balance because my whole front seat was
Starting point is 00:56:25 filled with things. and then I put the plants in the back. You couldn't just walk over and get them? I was, no, well, I was in the car and I was, I got too nervous. Okay. Because I've done that before with really good stuff. Mm-hmm. And someone snagged it.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Ah, okay. Because that, you know, people see that and they're like, you know, hell yeah, bro. But, um, I had to have else to balance on the center, like that middle console. And I went real slow because the plants went in the back seat and she didn't want to sit in the back with them. So I'm like, all right. middle console it. Bro, Sarah and chat says these plants are so expensive and I just looked
Starting point is 00:57:02 it up. This plant, if that's a Monstora, which they're all saying it is, that's like $3 to $500 if you wanted to buy a plant that big. What? If you wanted to buy a six foot, which I would say that's probably pretty close to six foot,
Starting point is 00:57:18 Monstora, it's in the hundreds of dollars. And someone just threw that away. That's crazy. That's a really expensive. Plants of plant, they're all saying. I also have, thanks to Dunes, via boss lady, a pink lady. What does that look like? It is probably the prettiest plant, and I've managed to make that thing thrive,
Starting point is 00:57:42 and that's an expensive plant, too. You're listening to Plant Chat here on K Rock. The Pink Lady, very low maintenance, it says. Yep, yep, but it's super nice. Congratulations, man. Congratulations. It continues to give back. It's crazy that thing.
Starting point is 00:57:58 The dumpster loot crate. Dumpster loot crate. You got it, man. Yesterday was plants. I like to pick on him because he's deeper into sports than most people are. Like he was watching a hot Boston U. Navy game that ended up being an incredible game. I told you, I am on the pulse of the hot Patriot League action. Everybody's watching that game.
Starting point is 00:58:20 So I can't pick on him. I should probably know about the World Baseball Classic happening. right now, I was not aware of it, as today's games will be, well, what we got today? Let's see. I believe the Czech Republic is playing Japan right now. Oh, yep, yep, right now, yep. And then is that Israel Netherlands tonight? Canada, Puerto Rico?
Starting point is 00:58:45 Yep, Puerto Rico? Yeah. Puerto Rico's the U.S., though. They do their own thing? Yeah, they did have their own. And then it's out of America, USA 9 p.m. tonight. What is this for? How do we do?
Starting point is 00:58:58 Sort of like we just get the best players kind of thing. Olympics but not Olympics? Yes, that's kind of what it is. It's Olympics but not Olympics. Is baseball not the Olympics? Do they do that? I can't remember they used to. And then I don't know if they're going to get them.
Starting point is 00:59:10 This is just like a thing to make money off of? Because I remember that East Syracuse, ESM alumni, former major leader, Todd Williams. I think he was on an Olympic team, I think, maybe. Oh, okay. And you're watching these games? Some of them, just because they're on, random time. So it's like...
Starting point is 00:59:26 US beat Mexico last night. 12 o'clock, you know, noon baseball game? Absolutely on a random Tuesday. Oh, I do it? Mm-hmm. Tuesday? Perfect. Yeah, but there's... Right now there's pools. Like USA is in... Where they just go. Pool B with Italy, Mexico, Great Britain, and Brazil. We're 3 and 0, and Italy is also 2-0.
Starting point is 00:59:44 So that is actually a pretty good game. And then soon, they start the bracket play, where it turns into a bracket, and they start having it at it, because it's only on for another, like, week. And then what's the prize at the end? A trophy. High five and your friends. Do the players make money off this?
Starting point is 01:00:03 Oh, I don't even know. The friends they make along the way. Does the winning team for the World Baseball Classic get money? I would bet they do. Yes, they get it. The champions are expected to earn 2.5 million or more for the title alone, and over 6.75 million total potential earnings, including bonuses. And it's split.
Starting point is 01:00:25 The prize money is split, 50, 50 between the winning National Federation and the players. And then they get a trophy and then they go to the White House and Trump just keeps the trophy. Actually mine. I did a young kind of trophy. Right in we were getting off the air yesterday. NFL stuff started happening. Oh my God, yesterday. Because I got to break down all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Your cowboys have a lot of stuff going on. Walking around a Tisco yesterday, I had my phone in my pocket playing. Like sports radio. NFL radio. What was going up? Why was yesterday a big deal? Because the start of the league new year, which means the new season, starts now. Wednesday is when it all happens.
Starting point is 01:01:08 I don't know why they do it, the way they do it. If it starts Wednesday, why do they say they could sign today or yesterday? Yeah. But they do. So it's free agency. Free agency is up and running. And everybody's doing everything. And it's awesome.
Starting point is 01:01:21 So at the end of the show yesterday, the dolphins announced. that Tua was out. Yeah, this is the stuff I love. This nerdy. We cover it at the end of the afternoon show. If you want to go back and listen, it turns like, it sounds like he's going to the Falcons, right?
Starting point is 01:01:33 Is that what you're seeing? Yeah, he's going to be a falcons. He's going to be a Falcon? 100%, yes. Is that good? Who's on the Falcons? Are they any good? Yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:01:43 I don't know if Tua's going to make them that much better. Maybe. I mean, they had Michael Panics there, and Kirk Cousins, that did not work at all. But, I mean, they have the potential. Their roster is good. They've got one of the, if not the best running back in the league and what does nuts there?
Starting point is 01:02:00 So then what else happened are in Miami yesterday? I mean, obviously the coach was out, two was now out. Yep, we were talking about who they were going to get. And I mentioned that they were all hot on the hot free agency quarterback of Malik Willis, and they signed him. Oh, wow. So they are going to have Malik Willis as their quarterback. How do you feel about him? Did I see him play?
Starting point is 01:02:22 What team was he on? He was a backup on the past. Packers. All right. And he was good. Okay. But it was weird. I don't know if he's like,
Starting point is 01:02:33 you know, Super Bowl level. But, okay. Also, your Cowboys getting some stuff yesterday. Jalen Thompson to the Cowboys. Um.
Starting point is 01:02:45 A little linebacker action. They also traded for. Roshan Gray. Gary. Rashon Gary, sorry. From the Packers, reuniting him with a, his big friend in the middle.
Starting point is 01:02:54 That's a decent. move. He was on pace to have his first double-digit sacks last year. He had like eight sacks in like five or six games or something crazy and then he kind of fell off. Sam Williams agrees to one year. Yeah, that's a big move. They needed to keep him. They needed to keep him. That helps for the upcoming draft.
Starting point is 01:03:09 And then there's some Cowboys Eagles trade rumors. Oh, really? According to Nick Harris from fourth ball taggerom, Steelers, Patrick Queen has received the call from a handful of teams including the Eagles and the Cowboys. I like him. So that's his As far as I go, what else happened yesterday people would care about?
Starting point is 01:03:27 Let's see, I was trying to find it, but it keeps updating on my ass. The bills lost a couple linemen, but not a big deal. Rico Dowdle, former cowboy, then was on the Panthers, went to the Steelers. Big news for our buddy Badger. 49ers? Yeah, Mike Evans went to the 49ers. Wow. And you know him from being the big, good wide receiver on the bucks.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Yeah, where was he last season? Still on the bucks. Still on the bucks. And he's still got some juice left. Wow. And then the Panthers picked up a ton of people. They got the linebacker from the Jags. Max Crosby to the Ravens.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Yep, that was over the weekend. That came out as nice breaking news. That was a fun. And then somebody in chat said Raiders got like a whole new team yesterday. Who went to the Raiders? Yeah, they just, let's see, a bunch of rad. They shook everything up? Yeah, they signed some, a couple wide receivers, a couple defensive guys.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Okay. Let's see here. What was the one I was looking for? Oh, yeah, Tyler Lindenbaum to the Raiders. So, I mean, they got a couple guys. Oh, the Falcons got former Texans linebacker Christian Harris. He was really good. So there's just a million people moving everywhere.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Obviously, the news keeps showing Travis Kelsey. Is he, like, signed in for another year or something? Yeah, yeah, he's going to go back because he can't. You can't. Leave on that note. All right. Is he going back to the Chiefs? So he's going to try it with the Chiefs?
Starting point is 01:04:53 Who signed Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker. Oh. I think that's going to end up being a huge move. What position does he play? Running back. Okay. Who they. All right, you need that.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Desperately needed. And Patrick Mahomes will be healed by then. He'll be back. At some point. He might miss the first little bit of the first couple games, but nothing, nothing crazy. All right. Well, what other moves did you guys follow yesterday? Cody was listening to it.
Starting point is 01:05:19 This is the stuff he loves. It just shakes all these teams up, man. And then they get things lined up first. the draft. What is that? What is that? April. All right.
Starting point is 01:05:27 You're in, Bob. You're in. I want you to meet our friend AJ, who is the owner of the sports outfit. What's up, AJ? Good morning, good morning. How we going to? So, I guess apparently we are
Starting point is 01:05:37 celebrating an anniversary of your store. You weren't there 42 years ago. That is correct. But it opened 42 years ago in Fairmount Fair you said. Tell me about the history of the sports outfit. So 42 years ago today,
Starting point is 01:05:50 it was the grand opening of the sports outfit. It was a, traditional mom and pop sports store that sold everything right out in Fairmount on Genesee Street. And five years ago, my business partner and I decided to take a leap of faith and bought the business and rebranded to a lacrosse only store.
Starting point is 01:06:08 And we're out of Township 5 Camillas, hitting corner from Costco. You walk out of Costco, you see our sign. Yeah. You know, grab yourself a chicken bacon. Oh, nice. You know, to tie a Coke. I mean, we're talking to an OCC Hall of Famer, you said.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Right. Look at this. That's badass. You played lacrosse through Oneonta. O'Ionna was where you finished out? Oneana is where I finished out. Yep. So started high school career, played at Henniger High School here locally for Tom A.C.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Rockaroflo. Shout out to those guys, great human beings. Took a little tour of the SUNY system, but ended up starting the program at OCC in 2000. And then was up there. Had a pretty good career. Transfer to O'Ionna and finished up there. And then, you know, the rest is history. Chase lacrosse in the dream, the rest of my life.
Starting point is 01:06:52 life, but, you know, the 20 days are over now, too old for us. Nah, I think you can get a couple more in, AJ. Talk to my knees about that. We try to say that this is a lacrosse town now. Football and basketball ain't doing so great to all across town. Gary Gate and his team up there, the women, they're both doing great, right? Yeah, fool would argue with you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:12 You are correct. Definitely lacrosstown. Always has been, always will be. Essentially New York's a hotbed. Yep. You know, high school-wise, college-wise, hotbed. Some of the greats have come out of this area. So, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 01:07:22 You go to the sports outfit. Now, you said you'll do, if it's cloth, you can do logoing and all that, right? Everything. So as far as clothing goes, any sport goes, any sports. We'll do uniforms, any sport. You know, we do a ton of basketball, a ton of baseball, softball. Obviously, right now is lacrosse season. We'll do uniforms.
Starting point is 01:07:41 We'll do web stores. We'll do t-shirts and hats. Ooh, hats. Yeah, I can see that right here. We'll take care of it for you. Stuff for fundraisers. I know my kids will do whiteouts, pink outs, all that stuff. We'll do that.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Do web stores, you know, take it out of it. everybody wants gear. So we'll set up web stores, easy, no overhead for the team or the coaches or booster club programs that have to buy in advance to try and sell it at games. You know, you buy it in advance and go up and cheer your team on. But then all the lacrosse gear you could possibly need, right?
Starting point is 01:08:08 I don't even know what lacrosse gear you buy. I would walk in there and know nothing. What do you got in stock? Well, that's the reason you come to us. You're not the big box store because we're lacrosse guys. So my business partner are lacrosse guys. We'll outfit you anything you need from youth to elite players. You know, we kind of break down what it is you do, what position you play. We're going to find out exactly what it is you need.
Starting point is 01:08:27 We're going to put you in the stuff that fits you. We're not going to oversell you on something that you don't need. Go see AJ and the crew over there at the sports outfit. Again, tell them how to find you. You can find us online, sportsoffit.com. Follow us on Instagram at Sports Outfit. Just give us an old phone call 315, 488, 2121. And again, Township, Five, grab a chicken bacon, die of Coke, come in to see it.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Go see Branging Out bottle shop over there. Go see Jay, Jay, and the crew. AJ, good to meet you, man. Best of luck over the sports. Yeah, thanks coming in. Yeah, thanks. Every day, every day. Her shoulders.
Starting point is 01:09:00 My son would look like that. I mean, he'd be like, get a, get a. We would have. I don't care about COVID. I don't care about that. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. Don't spare.
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Starting point is 01:09:30 How close I am with my lawyer. A couple crazy animal stories. First of all, anytime, and I know we get some gnarly weather here in Central New York, but anytime we're like, oh, we've got so much snow. I'm going to just read you a story from Australia. Because everything that happens in Australia is like 10 times worse than we have here. And terrifying. And right now, guess what they're dealing with?
Starting point is 01:09:52 with. I'm going to, okay. I'm going to give you three guesses and I'm going to give you clues. Okay. Okay. Okay. I want. It's Australia. They've had to evacuate a thousand people because of something that is an animal and a weather event. And I will give you a hint, not Shark Nato. It is not a shark NATO. It is another animal and another weather event. I think I know because I think I've seen it's happened before. Is it raining spiders? No, that is your first guest. It is not raining spiders.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Is it raining? Oh, weather event. I don't know. And I'm going to, it's, is the wind forcing, like, the Nile Crocodot? Oh, that's Australia or Africa or wherever. It's not Australia. You're on to something there. Is the wind forcing, oh, the wind's forcing big old effing bees at them?
Starting point is 01:10:51 No? Now, you almost had it. You almost had it. Something with the crocodiles? I want you to think the animal you just said and the rain. Floods. Floods are making crocodiles eat babies for a little snacks. A little kind of, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:05 Crocodile floods. Oh, boy. Those are my favorite. My band Crocodile Floods is actually opening up for Danny Worsnop in his fake country band. Crocodile floods are taking over Australia's North Territory. A thousand residents had to be evacuated. Wow. As officials said, the, quote, crocodiles are absolutely everywhere.
Starting point is 01:11:27 That's insane. In the town of Catherine, can you imagine that? They have experienced their worst flooding in decades due to heavy rains. Police have begged residents, do not swim in this. You will get eaten. It's full of crocodiles. You will be eaten. More than 90 homes have lost power.
Starting point is 01:11:46 Police rescued a 40-year-old man on Sunday. because he was trying to swim away from the crocodiles and becoming fatigued. No, man. Uh-uh. Over 100,000 salt and freshwater crocodiles could be in that water right. Schools have closed. Everything is closed because they got crocodile flugs. I love when they do those like random things and they go into like a house later and like, oh,
Starting point is 01:12:17 crocodiles here. Yeah. Waters are seated and the crocodile stayed. Now, my second animal story is a little more silly than it is terrifying, like crocodile floods. Okay. There's a woman in Cincinnati was terrorized by a burglar. Somebody kept coming to her apartment and stealing stuff. Oh.
Starting point is 01:12:38 She could not catch this burglar. They were too loud to be mice, almost like it's as if it's dragging things up there. It is a raccoon prowling my home. This is where the animal comes and goes. Through my kitchen cabinet where I serve food to my young children, bringing trash in from other homes, dirty diapers, the raccoons defecates in the home. Alexis Hubbard has had a problem with what she thought was a human, was not. It was a trash panda coming in and out of her home, bringing in and dirty diapers, taking food out. Awful.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Defecating a gross. Panda wanted. eat a little poopies. Fresh money want a little poopies. Sweet little poopies, one. Wow, you're shredding, bud. Look at you. You're cooking.
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