The Show - STICKY FINGAZ

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

Halloween movies in full rotation for Josh over the weekend. Cody has a busy event on Saturday night, but has a request for you parents. Eddie is in trouble at the Mexican border. No, birds are not just randomly shitting, apparently. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. I'm zone. Oh!

On it outside. The sprinkles. Light drizzle. It's that weird, like, almost feels like snowflakes kind of, you know what I'm saying? It's that real light. It's kind of fluttered on that. It's nice. It's, uh...

I don't know how plants work, though. Like, does our grass need it? Because our grass is done, right? You know, it can. I can still get some of the nutrients and stuff. And we're done with growing, I think. I think we're done with the growing season. I mean, it might grow another time or two.

You can probably still. mow it if it gets going, but I was jumping plants on Saturday. Just stuff that you're like, all right, you're done. There's a couple of my fall moms. They're just shot. They're just shot. Oh, man.

Well, ahoy, hoy, everybody. How is your weekends? Good weekend. Good time? What are we, what did I do? Well, Friday we'll talk about Stewart. We were up in Oswego. Stuart?

Cody was telling me you had a good time with the spooktacular stroll Saturday. Yep, saw a couple of you guys. He'll bottle of his blood bags. Yeah, it worked out real well. How was the cotton candy? Oh, that went faster than everything else, man. You're selling them by the tub? Yep.

Nice. A little tubes of cotton candy. We'll recap that as Cody does have a note for all your parents out there. Oh, my God. We'll get into that. Oh, my God. I didn't watch any football yesterday because bills are tonight, so. Yeah, I didn't, I completely forgot they weren't tonight.

How'd your cowboys do? Ooh, awesome game. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I didn't watch any of that. Did the Giants play yesterday? Or they just played Thursday, right?

That was that big victory. Yeah, yeah. All right, so Bill's tonight, obviously, K Rock, you're home for Buffalo Bill's football. We'll have that coverage tonight. Hey, awesome. A little Monday night football action. Little double football.

Tech sign is right. Our wells do need it. The water, so yeah. We got big fancy city water a few years back, so I don't use my well anymore. Oh, really? Oh, gotcha. But you have the rain would fill it up. Oh, dude.

How does that work? And then it just gets filtered through something and something else and then you drank it? That's exactly the science, yeah. I don't know how it works. When we first built our house, we had to dig a well because we didn't have the fancy city pipes like you people have. Fancy big times. And of course, just my wife and I's luck. The well, and it could have been because, you know, I talked about a lot about computers,

but the well was always dry. It always dried up. And then we'd have to call the well. You call the water guy. And then the water guy comes and he fills your well. Oh, what a racket. It's a super good racket. Oh, I just want a water truck.

I figure the river, whatever. Probably a hydrant somewhere. I would think he goes to a hydrant, gets that city water. Yeah. And then he'd come and we give him, I forget what it was, like $40. And then that gets you a few days. And then it goes dry again. So yes, you do need the well.

Although I am seeing a lot of fancy city pipes going up by me. Well, it's probably about time. You can always tell because they put the hydrants in. And you always see how big a hydrant is and it blows the mind. Yes. Just laying there on the side of the road. Like, wait, what? How far down to that go?

Is it like an iceberg? Yeah. So that's good for those of you on Wellwater. That is nice. How was everyone's weekend? Good. Did your team win yesterday? Let me know.

Twitch.com TV slash K-Rock, C&Y. Orda State lost enough. That was an awesome game too. Because that was Saturday when you were working, right? I was able to listen to it. But either way, they're still good. I'm not on either team, so. And the good news is Syracuse didn't lose this weekend.

No. No, they did not. They did not lose this weekend. So we got that. going for us, all right? Till Saturday. That's not a real guitar. That's your mouth.

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It's very special. Good morning, everybody. Happy. Wow. Monday morning. We are here. It's not a Huawei. How many if you want a Wowie so bad.

Wow. How do you do? Happy Monday. Happy October. Over 13th. Yeah. Oh, Monday's 13th. I do like that it's the 13th because that means Wednesday is the 15th,

and I could really use a paycheck, if I'm being honest with you guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. The coffer is getting a little low. Couple bill people that are reminding me, and I'm not late, but it's like, I know. Relax. What do you need money to? Had a little panic attack on Friday when I was seeing things get low, and then I saw a charge for like $200-something dollars.

in Hollywood, California, and I go, what is this? And then I remember I bought Ninish Nails tickets, and that's her Ticketmaster is. Oh, oh, oh, oh, because I was going to say, what? I panicked. I did have a little panic. But because of those tickets, things are getting a little thin in the bank account. I get it. You know how that goes.

Ah, you're awesome. Listen, folks, with inflatable decorations comes responsibility. With great decorations comes great reward, but also comes great. There's been some insane ones out there this year. I'm loving all your Halloween decorations. Holy cow, man. I'm so thankful that Syracuse.com took our idea from many years ago and is running with it and going around and seeing all that. Highlighting all your decorations.

Good for them. Doing great work over there. We've got great setups up in Oswego County. Dude, the Village of Phoenix, if you're driving through Phoenix, some of those houses are awesome. How's the East Syracuse look over there? I was going to say, yeah, the Village, Syracuse every year does a, a Halloween contest where it's actually

kind of cool. The mayor and some people, they ride around in like a wagon. Oh, I love it. Like a hayride type deal. And they go through and they vote on houses. It's really neat. It's my favorite time of year. I absolutely love it. I have been just in, dude. It's been a nice couple, even now, it's already

for a couple weeks of this like fall time Halloween season. I have been in full on Halloween bitch mode at home. and then I'll get to this inflatable story. If I'm out by the fire pit, I put on a scary movie because it's scary. Oh, yeah.

Well, yeah, and you're outside, and then it's the woods. So I was outside and I was by the fire, and then I had Halloween on. I was watching the original Halloween. Ah, see, I didn't think it'd come through out through the woods. That'd be too scourd. I've watched some scary movies by the woods, too. I'm still waiting to watch real scary movies.

I have a couple that I'm ready to watch. And then I come inside and maybe I want to play some video games, maybe I want to eat a little snack. And then I'll put on like Adam's family and Adam's family values were on recently. Look at this guy. Hubey Halloween, I put that back on.

I'll watch that one. That seems to be the one now that it's come out the last couple years that I watched just because it's stupid. Edward Scissor Hands I had on the other day? That's a good one. I like that one for the things around like the... The atmosphere.

Yeah, kind of... Like their neighborhood. I enjoy their neighborhood. That's a good one. There's a couple on the flicks that I want to watch. I just love it. I'm really, I'm just balls deep in all things Halloween right now. I haven't gotten to watch that 28 years later yet that I still, I'm going to watch that.

I know I want to, but you told me I got to watch the rest of them, so I will. They're all on the same service. You should. I think it's worth it, the 28 days later. It's worth a watch just because it's a cool, it's a cool little concept because they're not, they're not zombies. They're not dead. They're just infected. Okay.

That's what I tell. That's what I tell all my sexual partners. Yeah, I'm not dead. I'm not dead. Just infected. Just infected. You're not going to die, but you will be infected. As long as I have sustenance, I'll live forever.

Parma Heights Police Department, back to this story. Found themselves pursuing a giant inflatable pumpkin that broke loose from a hole. Uh-oh. And rolled through the community Wednesday morning. That's got to be funny. With inflatables comes great responsibility. Yeah, you can't just whip them out there and be like, what, they came with a little string and I nailed it down. You got to really stake those down.

You've got to do much more than what it comes with. Body camera footage, release. by the department shows an officer and a civilian holding the wayward decoration at the roadside after the chase. Quote, it was pretty much a pursuit. They transported it back to its original owner by stuffing it into the patrol video. I was going to say, what do you even do?

You just like hold it in there. Hold it from the back just out the window and just drive slow. I hold it. That's funny. Listen. There's a lot. And they're huge. And they're huge now.

Dude, there is a... What the hell was the name of the place we go to? I don't forget what it's called. but they got an inflatable pumpkin that's at least 30 feet high and they put it out in their cornfield. Yeah. And I want that pumpkin so bad in my life. Yeah, that'd be really...

It's like hundreds of dollars. Oh, no, the really giant ones like that are hundreds because some of those are so cool. But those things break loose and you've got, you know, a flying, a Zeppelin, basically. Right? And then I wonder if that, like, does damage, you know what I mean? Do you just kind of be like, I don't know where that came from? I don't know what I mean?

I don't know those pumpkin that was. Oh, wow, yeah, I have no idea. Well, you had one in your... yard yesterday and now you don't. And then it's something that looks exactly like that pumpkin. No, I never had a pumpkin. Shattered all this glass. No, that's weird.

I never. Crazy about that. Oh, that didn't happen. Must be rogue pumpkins or something around. Wild. We should do so. Over. Oh, system of a down.

It's a weak. A lot of a dog. That's a long time. There's a little toxicity in the studio this morning. I'll tell you what. He's got two. So someone has to use a bathroom pass. No, I think I'm just where it's a week.

It's a weak post colonoscopy. I think you're getting back to normal. Settling in there. You didn't stop tuning last week when you had the colonoscopy. But he's right. He's right, folks. Happy Monday. Hopefully, a lot of you get the day off.

Today's a holiday, right, for people? Yeah. I mean, it's the wrong one, but yeah. But what are we calling this? I think it's still called Columbus Day, especially with what's, you know. He's, I think he's like. I only know he discovered America, and that's all I know. But it's an indigenous people's day.

Indigenous people thing. But it's a national holiday, right? Oh, and it's Canadian Thanksgiving. There you go, Canadian Thanksgiving. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. We like to eat a goose. Deb, you have every day off because you're retired. Knock it off.

Tired. Knock it off. Well, good morning. Happy, yeah. Hopefully you get the day off today. Cody and I are here working. No Gomez, though. I don't know where Gomez is.

Is he okay? Can we send out a search vehicle for Gomez? If you go there, it's house early, you never know what's going on early morning at the Gomez house. Breakfast. I don't know what this is. The witches of TikTok want to boycott Crockpot because they say the company broke their promise to deliver

a cauldron this year. They were supposed to... Now, I know we got a lot of witches that listen to this. Is there supposed to be like a... Like a funny... Was there a problem that was made? Was Crockpot going to release a cauldron version? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it looks like a... like a replica, you know what I mean? I mean, that'd be cool, but it's another... We have an official update from Crockpot on the Crockpot cauldron. They posted yesterday, shortly after I made a post about when is the cauldron coming. I'm going to keep posting until it arrives. They said, we acknowledge that everybody's been asking for the cauldron. They posted a bunch of the comments and a bunch of the messages from people asking,

where is this cauldron that we were promised last year. And so they said that there will not be a Crockpot cauldron. this year. This is very unfortunate. I think I speak for all witches and alternative people and we say we would buy this year round any time of year.

So it would definitely be profitable if it dropped in like October. In Croctober, you mean? It's Croctober. It's Crocotech toadden. Crockton. It's not a thing. Because they would be smart to do

different variations. Yeah, that'd be cool, but of a crock pot because I still use my dened up Dallas Cowboys one just because it's, It's football. And if it works, it works. Yeah, I got to use it.

Wife had not one, not two, but three crock pots going in our house yesterday. Oh, that's awesome. Actually, there might have been four. There were four. Because you got to get that little thing. One had a pot roast. One had a homemade apples sauce. Bar roast. One had the gravy going.

And then one had just cut up apples. I think that was their cut up apple one. Yeah, there was a lot going on. That's where it's at. I like to use my three crock pot thing all the time, that little whatever that's got. They're not full size, but there's three of them so you can do one right there all at once. And if you're adventurous, you just put a little case on one of those crockpots and leave it plugged in perpetually. A little cheese for a lot times.

You always got a little cheese waiting for you over there. Shout out to the show bro who gave Cody a special tip at the spectacular stroll on Saturday. Saturday. Literally so dang. But you do have a note for you. I do have a note for parents. Yeah. What was going on, mud?

Yeah, if you could just, let's see, I'd put this nicely, tell your sticky hand little brats to keep their hands off of everything. And that goes for the parents, too, for a lot of things. Listen, as someone who has raised two children, it's very easy to say, don't touch that. No, we don't touch that. Yeah. Like, I get you might have a couple, but I'm not going to give in to the,

Oh, they're overwhelmed. Not my problem. You're the one. I've had plenty of the relations and no babies. So if you want to control it, you can. You popped out three of them. We had that slime thing. Yeah.

Just for that part of it. And they were just grabbing all the things after I'd be like, no, no, that's for, you know, they knew what it was. And the parents would be like, no, put that down. And they would still grab stuff. Yeah. I saw one kid just kind of like take a handful and, like, put them in his pockets. And I was like, what am I going to do, man?

Or just like every single drink pouch. like you have to touch them they're drinks, it's food you don't need to every single, what is this? Maybe you gotta do like a behind the counter situation where like you have a display up front but then everything's behind you.

That's usually what we do. This was just so visual. Yeah. But oh, it's so weird to just watch and then, not that I'm not gonna, I don't know their names, but this one couple that had three kids they would just do that.

No, no. Hey, nope, stop. Yeah. Hey, we're not gonna touch that. At some point, step it up a little bit, man. They're not listening, and the kids know that you're not going to do anything so they keep doing it.

I'm not going to say, oh, these parents were bad parents. No, nobody who had those bad parents. It's just, you know, come on, man. It's not my job to tell your kids not to touch all of the things. Well, those are the same parents that, like, they're at the restaurant and their kids are throwing things on the ground and like, stop it. Don't do that.

And the same with some of the parents who just grab, I know some of it's visual, but just to pick up things that people are going to be drinking. Like there was once this lady was just grabbing the blood pouch by the straw and was like, look at this. And I was like, yeah, that's kind of where people are going to drink out of it. Yeah, now I got to. She's like, they just drank out of it? And I'm like, yeah, exactly kind of where your hand is, though. I was like, do you always want that one now?

Maybe. But man, yeah, just letting them touch everything and just pick up stuff after numerous times. I was like, no, those aren't. Brianna and chats. I had the same problem at my booth, several other booths at the craft show I was doing Saturday. They didn't break anything of mine but scattered the entirety of my display and I had to put it all back

and wanted to throttle the parent that was with them for not doing anything about it. Yeah, there are plenty. I mean, this is a tale's old's time. Plenty of parents that aren't really doing the parenting part of it. They did the sex part.

They did the birth part. Yes. They're doing the feeding and clothing part, but they're not doing the parenting part. Right. We've got to like, you know. Yes, it's not a, we're not there to babysit your kids for you.

You've got to watch them. I'll let them touch all of the things. to the point where then eventually the one of the three came back and he picked up one of the coffins again and I was like hey bud none of this stuff is for you to be touching yeah these aren't toys these are my merchandise thanks I did a nice smile because I'm not gonna be rude to a kid get your hands off the merchandise hey bud you touch it you buy it bud I know that your parents can't control there's two of them and three of you so it's the most

out you know numbered they've ever been they can't handle it and they're completely overwhelmed but they can't handle it man you don't have to touch or just the just latin just I don't just picking up everything man picking up every single thing what is this

what is this what is this what is this what is this exactly Deb is right these kids need the fingernails in the back of the arm grip yeah Tam Tam would have done that Deb would have done that and that would have put a stop to it also we I bet you were like the same with me we weren't like that we weren't that

annoying where we're touching everything we're not supposed to know what's this what's this what's this what's this what's this what's Again, our mothers did that other part I told you about, the parenting part. Yes. Where they'd correct bad behavior with a big fingernail squeeze right in the back of the arm fat right there. And they would do it. I bet your mother did it just like mine did it.

Real to squeeze. With a smile. You didn't know that they were inflicting pain on their child. Uh-huh. Come here, Josh. And then it would be a squeeze. And she's smiling her way. And then the other one was that I'm saying,

all this and you might think that I'm talking about young like toddlers some but nope a lot we're like 10 12 years old and it's like stop just touching what is this who's this yeah what is this it's gross now because you touched it with your hands it's food you can see you can see what it is yeah there's a weird age like there's obviously the toddlers yes but there's a weird like 10 11 12 year olds right now they're just feral yeah just absolutely feral yeah and they're big and now they're big and now they stink because they're like prepubescent or pubescent. So they're bigger and they're getting hair, but they're also like their brains or baby brains. Oh, I'm visualizing this one kid right now, as we're saying all this, that was my height, bigger than me.

And just all got the, I hadn't sold him any Kool-Aid yet, but he's got Kool-Aid all over his face somehow with all over his mouth. Yeah, no, we witnessed a lot of those going to all those basketball tournaments year after year. as my son was always I hoped that he was well-behaved but he seemed well-behaved but then there'd be just like kids that must have been there to watch their sibling play

and they're just feral up and down the bleachers putting their hands in my ice it's ice get out of here just grabbing anything anything that was on my table what is that

but those kids have always existed we just didn't really integrate with them we weren't Tam and DeM Tam and Deb, Deb, Deb and Tam kept us straight. I will say this, though, because I told it to Allison, who used to work here with us, but still helps us all the time. I went and told her, I'm not even mad. I'm more impressed.

So the one person that managed to steal a cotton candy. I had won. I set up my little display, and I hadn't sold any yet, and I turned around and did something and turn back, and one right from the middle. It's gone. And I went, that's more impressive than anything that you managed to, with me right here. Yeah, scumbags are going to scumbag, bud. So just the one. Just the one.

Right. Well, listen, it's a learning experience. Now you've got to have a display. Yes. And then everything's back. Yep. Just something. Here's one visual and everything's back behind me. Get your hands off there. The slime thing was cool. I will say. Did a lot of you buy the slime?

It was... Specialty item, yeah. Yes. I think more people were excited for it. Like, it had a lot of interest. Cool. So it's just, I think, needs to be tweaked a little bit somehow. All right. It was very cool.

The coffins that Boss Lady bought for it. It was such a neat idea. Cool. Very neat. Oh. Conditions this day and eight to read any good news on the newspaper page. Why am I playing the Family Matters theme? Well.

Because it's phenomenal. Eddie got arrested. Oh, no. I thought he was dead. No. Darius McCrary? Okay. Was arrested Sunday near the Mexican border.

Good thing you know. buddy? Who is dad? I think that Reginald-Bel Johnson is an actual, and I don't believe he's alive. Yes. Oh, no, I think he's alive. Radinald-Vell Johnson? Oh, that's right.

I think he's on. Well, he's definitely not a real police officer. What? Have you not, did you not see that? I saw his story. What's it? What was it? Why am I making on the middle? Die hard? Yeah. Like, he's a cop. I don't understand what you're, where you're getting

all mixed up here. Eddie's going to be fine. He knows law enforcement. Chicago law enforcement nonetheless. I, there we go. Reginald Bell Johnson is alive at 73. Thank you.

Oh, and he was a cop at the end of the series. So he's fine. He's got pulled. Dude, if you got time, there's like a whole YouTube deep dive into like the lineate, like, oh, I love, he's, how do I say this?

Like, we're in his universe. Eddie? No. Imagine of L. Johnson. No, I love some of those conspiracies. Like, it's the diehard thing. Like, he's a cop. Yes.

And all these movies, like, he was a cop and die hard. And then he went to Chicago. And then he had to retire or something. There's a whole thing. It's just people that got too much time. Well, that other one is legit, man. He kills the kid and has to go to live in Chicago to get over it. But he never can get over it.

And Erkel's not real. It's just a kid he killed and diehard or whatever. that's haunting him forever, an annoying little kid next door? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God, the world is so weird. So back to Eddie. Darius McCrary is his name. He was arrested in San Diego after being declared a fugitive.

Oh, no. I guess he hadn't been paying his child support up in Michigan. Can't do that. Now, he wasn't going to Tijuana for any reason. I know it looks bad. He was just going to Tijuana. He had all his stuff. Well, his lawyer said, Mr. McCrary was headed to Tijuana to speak encouragement and light to the homeless.

Oh, well. They don't got any homeless off of Michigan. You got to go to Tijuana for that, Eddie. These ones are different homeless. Oh. This is a, they were very into family matters. Yeah, I would say. And I ain't much of a criminal, Darius.

But if you know you've got a warrant out. for you. Yeah. Don't try crossing a border. Don't do anything to bring attention to yourself, I would imagine. He did not know at that time he had a warrant, nor he would have taken care of it, his lawyer says. He was just traveling to Tijuana to build homes for homeless people.

Oh, perfect. Yeah, that's he. Again, we don't get any of those up here? All right. They're busy. It's getting cold up here. They're going to go down there and start now. He remains in custody without bail with a Wednesday court hearing schedule.

This is his third arrest in the past decade. See, what's stupid, though. is that I wonder what he did to get noticed. Said he got caught in San Diego. So, because you could probably get over the border real easy. It's just the getting back. You know what I mean? They don't care if you go to Mexico.

They'll probably let you right in. Go ahead. But it's the coming back part. So he must have done something before you even got there to get picked up. Or like you said somebody was a big family mat and they're like, is that Eddie from family matters? They're like, hey. I think he's, I think he's got. got a warrant. Or it just, they just googled

it and like, is it? Let me just look and it says he's got a, hey. Yeah. Family Matters has been really hitting lately. There's a couple of channels on YouTube TV that just shows my 90s sitcoms. Family Matters has been on. Sister Sister's sister's been on.

Well, no, you, I watched Family Matters every once in a while because it holds up a little bit. It does hold up. But it holds it better than Fresh Prince, to be honest with you. It does. I can't really watch Fresh Prince anymore. I don't know what it is, but they're just something about it. I don't know. Yeah, I don't really watch any Fresh Prince. It's very weird. But you

ruin it for me now. All I ever see is Harriet making 50 goddamn sandwiches. Oh, yeah. I did ruin it because she had nothing to do. And she, oh, there was just, here's bread and butter. Yeah, they always screwed over the actress who played Harriet. Like, they always put her in the scene. It was supposed to be her show! But they didn't know what to do with her. So she'll be

folding laundry for an entire segment. Yep. Or the one, the famous one I played on the show, was she was just like mayonnaiseing bread, like two whole loaves of And you're like, where... What's you doing there, Harriet? Where are these going, Harriet?

Where are these headed off to? Trishy put on family matters for her puppy when she left. Good. Dogs love sitcoms. Hi. I'm sorry, did I startle you? When you're used to hearing a certain type of commercial, something like this, Ken, well, take you by surprise. That's kind of how it is with the Lexus RX, a vehicle that has continued to defy expectations for over 25 years. From the first luxury vehicle of its kind to the first hybrid luxury vehicle. to the only plug-in hybrid worthy of the RX name.

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Just Thursday through Sunday. But you can get your tickets. Anytime. It'spucatular stroll.com. I also want to watch that BTK. Like there's a BTK document or anything on Netflix I'm going to watch. Okay. There's a lot going on you.

I don't want to add more. There's just so many things on there this month. I don't want to add more to your plate because there's a lot. There's a lot to see. There's something else that Netflix I saw is coming soon. What is it? I can't remember now, but I was like, there's another one that I definitely would watch. Probably a lot of scary stuff, man.

I don't have to find out what is. It's all right. Yeah, there's a ton of things, man. Twitch.TV slash K-RocC&Y. Mikes are always on. You want to jump in there and say, hello, jump in her chat. Hi.

Hi. Hello? Hello? Hello? Who's this? Yeah, and Chuck is saying that John Candy documentary on Prime is good. I don't want to cry my eyes out. I know I'm going to cry on that one.

Yeah, I watch a little John Candy. I just, I don't know. I don't know if I'm mentally there for it. So the phrase is, correlation is not causation, which means just because something happens doesn't mean there's a reason it happens. but I'll read you this story anyways. Okay.

As a new study finds that they think birds are pooping on specific colored cars. Like birds like to poop on specific colored cars. So they put money toward that study. Let me see who's back there. None of that is free. Who funded this? So again. Who funded this?

As we always say. Well, all right, I'll give you the details. You know, it's different funding. A recent report looked into which vehicles. birds poop on the most. Well, now I got to know. Now I'm interested and I wish I wasn't. And now I am.

And I'll give you the details, but I don't feel like birds are pick, like they're not picking what car to poop on. I'm going to, well, pay attention now after you tell me, and we'll find out. Because you see a lot of it on just like white cars. Maybe because they see it. According to the report, birds tend to hit brown vehicles the most.

Now that makes sense. Followed by red. Okay. Followed by black. White and silver cars are the safest. Oh. So I was way off. Researchers say, birds use ultraviolet light and have enhanced color vision compared to humans.

So darker colors might stand out more and seem like prime targets. But why would a bird... Let's pick a target of a... At all. Why? Yeah, just poop! I don't think they target anything. Right?

Right. I don't think they're seeking out there. I'm going to poop there. I think they're going to poop. Yeah. And there just happens to be a lot of cars down here, right? Right. Or just, like, when the one that pooped on me out front,

it sounded like it waited for me and was like, look at this douchebag. Right? No, I think birds have like, and I'm jealous of birds having this ability, where they can just release poop wherever they want, and it's done. They just, quik, and it's over.

Yeah. It's like this quick squeeze of a turkey baster. It's a full turkey. Okay, we go to a slap, shoots out, we're done. Because somebody wants, I don't know if somebody showed me this or I read an article, but somebody showed me what Freddy's tennis ball looks like to Freddie because of that green. Oh, okay. It looks a little weird because dogs exceed.

Yeah, it looks way different. So maybe to like a bird, a brown car would stand out, but why would it need to target anything? Yeah. I just don't see a bird, seeing all these being like these, I need to poop on these. I need to poop on these. Like they're vindictive? Like they're mad at us?

I don't know. They also say, shiny surfaces can act like mirrors reflecting a bird's image. During mating season, territorial birds may think their reflection is a rival leading to repeated attacks

on the same vehicle. So they poop on each other? That kind of makes sense then. I get that he's angry. That could do it, Because you see they fly into windows and squawk it, like when they see themselves in the side of cars and stuff like that, when they're just hanging out.

Yeah, I agree, sheesh. We're pooping on our rivals now. All right. It's a little territory thing. So at least that one makes more sense than just... That one will make sense. I got to take a dump as zero. But I don't think birds are pooping on each other because they're enemies.

I thought they'd like pecking each other maybe or squawk. That is just a territory thing and they get nervous. They see it and they're angry. Yeah, maybe it comes out. Yeah. We all have nervous poops. You know what that's like. Exactly.

It's just doing nervous poops. They then break down the brands that get pooped on the most, which again, causation. Correlation is not causation. I think there's just a lot of these brands in the world. Yep. Number one, most pooped on vehicle, RAM. Ram. Right.

That makes a lot of sense. Dodge Ram. It's an ish vehicle to get ish down. Makes sense. Jeep is. is second followed by Chevy. All right. There's just no data that you're going to show me that would prove to me that birds

want to poop on a brown Dodge Ram. Agreed. I don't care what spread sheet. They don't know what cars are. Nope. I don't care what PowerPoint you're going to show me. They definitely don't know what brands mean. That's such a human thing.

Yes. There's no way they see a ram-shaped vehicle like that, you know, the brand. They go, yep, that. So according to the brand. this. If you do not want your car to be pooped on, it would be, it would behoove you to purchase a white Subaru. Get a white Ford like an American. God damn it. The second closest. Oh, well. Or second and least pooped on it, I guess. Then there you go. America. So get a white Ford or a white Subaru and I think, I think you'll avoid the vindictive

birds we got flying around. Well, real nice vindictive birds. Why are you doing that? Fellas, good morning. Happy Monday. This is K. Rock. Let's run through some sports as, I mean, this clip is kind of old because they've already moved on to game one, the Mariners. But they did beat the Tigers. Yeah, they did.

What a game. What a game. Friday night. Did you stay up for this? I did. Whole thing. Awesome. Oh.

In credit. Mariners, the first time in 24 years. They've already beat the Blue Jays in game one yesterday. Three to one. Great game. Dodgers Brewers. tonight for that. Here was the Brewers outlasting the clubs

of the Cubs on Saturday. They took them down. I didn't think they were going to do. Carson Kelly, grounded a short. Ortiz. Wants the play. Wow. Crazy. There are some crazy teams playing for everything right now.

If only the Dodgers weren't in it, then it would be the coolest thing knowing that it's either going to be the Blue Jays or the Mariners or the Brewers or the Cubs and the whatever, but not the Phillies of the Dodgers. But, you know what I mean?

Just so at least three out of the four. These are some exciting games. Oh, it's been awesome. Postseason's been great. You'll get Mariners at Blue Jays today at five, and then Dodgers at Brewers today at eight. Yep. So a couple races for the pennants there.

Yep, real awesome. And then in football, I didn't watch any football yesterday. It was, it was okay. It was pretty good day. Sorry that your Cowboys lost. They'll say that might have been the best game of the day, man. Yeah. Yeah, they just, it was.

the same thing as it's been all year. I mean, it's the same script. It's just what's going to happen. If DAC doesn't throw a touchdown or throw it for a touchdown, every drive, we're screwed. Yeah. Our defense is that bad. Yeah.

I don't think I've seen our defense look this bad ever. It's hysterically bad. Was it close to our game in here? If you didn't watch our gaming stream Friday, kind of. I suck at Madden and somehow I beat Cody as the The Panthers. I mean, the Panthers, best football theme in the world right now.

If you were up bright and early yesterday, Broncos at Jets. Where was that? It was an early game, right? Another London one. Yeah, right? That was, this is why I get all angry at the Cowboys for the most part. Why? Justin Fields against the Cowboys, and even in Madden, Justin Fields was, remember he was

huck and tuddies. You know, he gets Cowboys real life, 290-something yards, like three touchdowns yesterday. He had a net negative 10 yards passing. Oh, my God. net negative 10 yards passing. He was like 7 for 20 or something. He had 45 yards passing, but he was sacked nine times for 55 yards.

Oh my gosh. So that's a net of negative 10 yards passing. If you get sat nine times, like, what do you call it? You're seeing ghost soda? Yeah, pretty much. Like how are you even calm out there? You can't.

You just probably drop back and immediately start it. Yeah, you would. It's good. Is your low line not doing anything for you? It was bad. The very last play, it was even worse. I thought the guy jumped off sides. Nope, just they didn't block him at all.

They got a sack on fourth and whatever to end the game, the Broncos. And the Jets' tight end, the guy got around him so fast, all he could do was, and it had to have been a mistake. He just pushed the Broncos guy further and faster right at the Jets quarterback. It was like he gave him a rocket boost. It was hilarious. I'm like, yeah. Nine times, Kenny.

He's laying in chat nine times. Yep. For 55 yards lost. Seahawks over the Jags, 20 to 12. Chargers, Dolphins. Chargers beat the dolphins. Yeah. Oh.

Is he out in Miami? I don't know. They were showing them on like clips of like, you know, four pregame stuff of they were talking about him. I was like, is there a coach in the league that went from? And they showed videos of him like, all right, here we go. Football to now where he's just.

us on the sidelines just despondent and just grumpy and like, yeah, yeah, he probably will be fired at the end of this year. I can't find the name. I can't find the name. But my son, so our youngest, Spence his old, this is the thing.

I talked about this yesterday with my in-laws. Our oldest is a horror fanatic. Everything horror films, horror collectibles, all that stuff. Yep. Our youngest is a sports fanatic. My wife and I know nothing about either of these worlds. My wife. So, like, we try to understand it, but yesterday.

So our youngest is just, what he does is he, like, gets on a call with all of his friends, and they just watch football all day. Yeah. And he's up in his room. And during that Chargers Dolphins game or whatever, who scored one of the touchdowns towards the end? I can't find the name. What the hell was his name?

I don't know. I really. Darren scored for the Dolphins later. the game. Maybe that was it. Because he starts, it must be on like his fantasy team or whatever. Waller would be on people's teams. So I hear him just to start yelling, Waller touchdown! I always believed it you! I never gave up one! That's funny. That's funny. I was like, what's going on with that Dolphins game? Yeah, he scored a late one, but it didn't matter. The charges went right down, man. It was

unreal, so I don't see that coach making it. No. He loses a couple more. Like, he's already starting to lose the team. Like, it's to us blaming fans not showing up, and people not being in meetings. Like, he's just, they're starting to

unravel. He went too hard too fast. He was living this, like, dream job. He was like a Madden nerd. He was, yes. Who got a head coaching job in Miami. Yep. So then he starts to kind of turn into a Miami-looking guy with the big sunglasses. He's in the cocaine teeth and all that.

Yeah. Super chill. I just think they got a, he, he would be great on a team as an offensive coordinator that is already a kind of a, that's what I'm looking for, where they don't take any crap already. Yeah. They have a coach that is, like a hard ass. Like a hard ass. And they're all, you know, good to go. And they know what their roles are.

And then you have a fun, offensive coordinator once a team is already, you know, working and everything. Do a little good cop, bad cop. Or like the offensive coordinator. Hey, but no, you did all right out there. The head coach is just getting on you. The coach of the head coach and everything is solid and straight lace, but the offense coordinator is fun and they're whipping around tuddies. That's what they needed.

And he thought he was going to have it when you get there with the weapons they had. Then Tyree Kill, he was out for the year and he did that weird thing where he was very happy that he was hurt. You as like a football nerd looking at Tua, how is he doing? like he adds himself he's good all right i mean still you get nervous anytime he takes a hit ever he's he's good i just when he came into the league everyone was like those oh he's gonna be the that's what we all thought it was like i don't know man tank for tua was that the whole season yeah uh rams killed the raven 173 yes it did colts over the cardinals we talked about your cowboys losing to the panthers last second field goal patriots beat the saints yeah that was back and forth

if they looked like, Patriots are better. Yeah. That quarterback's decent. The thing is they did what you're supposed to do. You get a badass offensive line. And it doesn't really matter who the quarterback is. You got an hour to stand back there. Steelers over the Browns yesterday.

Who was their quarterback Browns? Oh, well, it was Dylan Gabriel yesterday, but Aaron Rogers on the other side. Right, yeah. Great. But yeah, it was him. And then he got his bell rung a little. And I was like, oh, you know. No, Gabriel.

Gabriel. I was like, oh, we do we, we're going to see him? Should we see Shador's some point? He hangs around long enough. Shador. You're going to have to put him in. Shador. If I can give you the Josh Grossman recipe for career success, just keep hanging around

and eventually someone's going to give you an opportunity. Yeah. That's how I got here. That's how I got here. Right. Cody and Josh rule the school for success. Yep. You just hang around.

You don't make too much noise and eventually, Shador. You're starting today. And you learn everything you can. That way, eventually, you're just there. And then you're just there. And then someone goes, hey, does anybody know how to do radio? And you go, oh. Oh, I could.

I could give it a go. Oh, does anybody not have a quarterback? Yep. There it is, your door. Oh, that's all you got to do. I did. You're doing the right thing. You sit back.

You learn it. The school to success is when everybody doing the job looks so bad. That you're the only option left. That's how we got here. Everyone was doing so bad that eventually we showed up. Just do that. Shoulder sit back, let all these quarterbacks shoot their shot. Or, and then the other hand, if you see that things are blowing up,

leave. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's what I did that one day when everyone was getting canned for you. Yeah. I noticed, got told of what was going on, and then went, okay. We'll see you guys on the weekend. Yeah.

Bye. Like if you walk in the locker room, Shudor Sanders, and I know you're listening, you're a big fan of the show on K Rock. If you're walking in the locker room when you hear a coach arguing with somebody, whatever, you turn right around.

You don't even want to be on that radar. Because that first weekend, there was nobody to do the things here. Right. So I, because I was like, when I went to, you know, here's fourth wall, voice track my shift for the weekend.

There was nothing there. I went, oh boy. Yeah. I went, no, I said, no, I'm not going down like this. So you could do a thing, insert voice track. So I made my own, put them in, saved them all. And then Cody Mac just had a shift.

And then the next weekend. Brilliant. When there was things, it was just continued. And I went, I'm not going to not just insert voice track. I was just hanging around 93Q. And then the single guy left Ted and Amy. And they're like, well, we got to put somebody in there. And I go, well, I'm around.

So then I started doing that. And then they're like, hey, we got an opening over on the morning on the other thing. And I go, I can help with that. guess a little bit. And I just kind of been around for 20 years now. That's how it works. Hey, does somebody know how to do this for this? Yeah, I think I can do that. I can. All right, back to our football scores. Raiders over the Titans. How was that game? Did you watch that? Well, it sucked because it, I don't like this double Monday night stuff because then now yesterday there was only three games on for the late set. Yeah. And that game was, I mean, they're all okay-ish, but that one was not so great. The Titans are just not good.

Bucks over the 49ers, Lottie's Niners lost to the bucks. That was the good four o'clock one. That wasn't the fight we wash, right? No, that was at the end of Sunday night football, lions and the chefs. Yeah, lions lost to the Chiefs. And then I can't play the clip because when I have, there's people swearing in it, but who punched who at the end there? Brian Branch,

walking up to Juju Smith-Chuster of the Chiefs after. And you can see Juju Smith-Schuster saying things and taunting and doing there so whatever. So then he goes to like, I don't know, it looks like he wanted to shake his hand, Brian Branch. And Brian Branch just palmed his face really hard. And actually, if you watch the clip, it's kind of impressive. Brian Branch then gets into like a tussle with somebody else. And Ju-Ju-Jew Smith-Schuster comes back into it and Branch grabs him by the face mask and like whips him to the ground while still holding on to the other guy. So he held his own, which, you know, I guess he can take solace in that when he's suspended next week.

Yeah, what do they usually get like a week for that? He'll get a game. A fine, probably. He'll get a game. I don't know if emotions get the best of us. But yeah, he absolutely will get a game for that. Our favorite part of this entire clip. Oh, my God.

We played it earlier on the show. You guys can find it. It's so good. Mid fight. It's so good. Mid fight. Big fracas on the field. The fireworks start going off.

Because why wouldn't they? The fireworks guy is doing his job. He's busy. And we just saw, I guess, is going to be on the Today Show, whenever Trump stops talking, where they show, like, they were doing a scene up on, so they couldn't see what was happening on the field. Their job is fireworks.

I do fireworks. They're up there filming a segment and happy, and I don't know the lady's name that's on Today Show that's doing it, but she's probably like, all right, let's go in three, two, yeah. And she's out, ah, they're so loud. And they hit the fireworks. That's fireworks job. He's like, I do the fireworks.

Yeah. I don't care what's going on down there. Little do they know. Packers over the Bengals, or the Bengals just not. They got flacko. Oh, that's right. I forgot. He was better. He was better than the other guy.

But, no, it was. And then I agree. Everybody's mad at this. I agree. There's always supposed to be one Monday night football game. Stop it. NFL. Yeah.

Stop it. You got Bills at Falcons right here on K.Rock. We are your home for Buffalo Bills football. That is a 715 game, so you'll get pregame right here on K. And then the kickoff at 715. And then the 815 game is Bears at Commanders. which I need Caleb Williams to throw four or five touchdowns, please. What is the reason for two Monday Night games?

They're just got to fit more games in? Two words. Cha Ching. Really? They make more money? Just money. Just money. Sell the ads for double Monday Night Football. Because despite the games, Monday Night Football is a juggernaut. Doesn't matter the game.

But it's just mathematically stupid because you're diluting the audience. If you're saying our biggest feature is Monday Night Football, but now you're dividing that audience in half. But to them, they probably somehow get more people. Yeah, maybe. They probably get just as many people watching both. I don't know. It's, I don't like it.

I like to have one one and a game. Yeah, I don't want to bounce back and forth. Well, the one game you guys got to care about is Bill's at Falcons right here on K. What is your shirt saying? And look at your shirt. Oh, hey, this is boo y'all. It's kind of like Sancy Ghosts, but he's a cowboy. Boo y'all.

Boo y'all. Boo y'all. Hey. I'm trying to tell people that. Cousin Jay and I, we're talking about in chat there during the commercials. Many of us are going gray early. Yeah. Cody and I are both going gray.

I was saying that if I were to let my George Costanza hair grow out, it looks like it'd be pretty gray. Yeah, I got a lot of gray in there now, man. I can't imagine. I mean, I'm already repulsive to my wife, so I would imagine if I came home with a gray beard and like gray. Now you look distinguished. Like Larry David looking hair. What's the matter with my hair? But Cousin Jay and I buck the theme,

and I have to say this out loud to everybody who will listen. Okay. You grow up being told, if your mother's father had hair, you will have hair. Yeah. That is a lie. No, it's a bald-faced lie. Nice.

Cousin J and I both. Now, again, we're assuming that my mother's father was her actual father. We don't know what Val was up to. recommend these. But I'm assuming our grandfather was the biological father of both of our mothers. Yeah. Tim, two hips and cousin Jay's mom, Donna. Both of us are bald.

So if that, I mean, if we're any evidence that that is a lie. What the hell? Because people go through the world thinking that, oh, my mom's dad's got a full head hair. Both of my grandfathers, thick full heads of hair. until the day they died. Yep. Not me? Not cousin Jay.

It's all the lie. Yeah, yeah, okay. Your mom says, oh, he was. Oh, okay. Nah, he was. I'll give him that one. He was a lot of things, but he... Is your grandpappy.

Yeah, he was. Yeah, it was grandpappy. But no, I get it. But I also, eh, it cares. Just go gray, go bald. We're all good. Would you rather be gray or bald? Oh, you'd be gray.

I'm looking forward to gray. I think I'm going to look... I think I'm going to look much more attractive as a gray man, because I'll finally look of an older age. The beard is the only thing helping me out right now. The look older. I shave the beard. I look 12.

Yeah. So I get the salt and pepper in there too. I'm going to look distinguished. No one's going to know that not. No, I think you're right. I think it's a form of gender affirming care. You're going to want to, you feel like an old man. Yeah.

But you don't present like an old man. No, so I'll look. Like you don't even look 40 to me. No, that's what I mean. I don't look old at all. I'll get to it. That'll be something that I really distinguish you. And then I think you've got to start wearing vests.

But like peeky blinders vests. Okay. I want you to be like that kind of. Not old man just like library. No, I want you to have like, I don't know how I want to see you. But I have a look for you. I have a look for you in my mind. I don't see you.

Because your hair's long. So it's going to be long gray hair. Oh, no. This is just because I'm lazy and haven't gotten it cut. But you wouldn't keep that if you go gray and slick bad gray? That's not. pushback. Oh, okay, okay. Not slick, but no, not really, no, because Frank had that. Oh, he did? Because he, if he didn't, it was not gray, but grayish. Did he do that thing

that dad's do where the hair always looks wet? No, but he, it was always like this length, where he always had the back stuff because he liked it. But it was silver and gray, so you had a little salt and pepper in there, but no, I don't like the big, just a lot of. Super handsome with a silver beard and silver slick back hair. Just push it back like this. Oh, my God. My mom says, get you a pipe, like a smoking pipe. pipe? Oh my God. I lean on a cane all day. You're making all the ladies'

Right? Birds buzz. You know I'm talking about. That's it. Making their birds twitch. Making the birds in the nest twitch. Well, the man in Oregon had his car stolen. Did he have a lit on fire after? No. I don't feel bad for him. Okay. Had his car stolen. But he recognized that his car was a POS.

Okay. That's not worth anything. Yeah. He had a bumper sticker on his car as a joke. Yeah. that said, the book value of my car is one Baja blast. Okay. It's just a joke popper stick because it's a piece of crap. Yeah. Car gets stolen.

Yep. They find the car. They find the woman. The guy sticks to his word. He says, I will drop charges if she buys me one Baja blast. And she did? Yep. Done.

Wow. Done. That's hilarious. The thief was a woman named Chesre Walter. She was charged with unauthorized use and position. of a stolen vehicle. Okay. But Pete said,

Yep. If you can honor my bumper sticker. Yep. And give me. Give me a soda pop. Baja blast. I will drop the charges. The judge agreed.

Wow. I was going to say, was it cool or was the everyone like, no, no, she's still. Ironically, he didn't really like it. He's like, I don't really drink this, but it's fine. Whatever. Thank you. Yeah. But it just, it worked.

All right. Still fine with the deal. He said he just didn't want to see someone to go to jail over silly misunderstanding. I get it. She stole your car. You don't know the back store. That sucks. Not exactly.

Not exactly. That's not your car and you stole it. Not that hard. Is that your car? No. No. Okay. But, you know.

Like, she was trying to get away from a murderer. Sure. Okay. There's a couple situations I will allow you to steal my car. You were fleeing an abuser. Okay, fine. But just because you wanted a car. But he honored his bumper sticker.

One by a blast. Honor his bumper sticker. And the bills will make you dance tonight. Huh? That's it. I'm out of this. Just kidding, I'm still here. K Rock is your home for Buffalo Bill's football.

It is a Monday night football game, pregame. And, of course, kickoff at 715 tonight. Got to bounce back. Right here on K Rock, got to get that bounce back. Got to get that bounce back. Got to get that bounce back win. Lost to the Patriots. Got come back against them there falcons.

It's a Monday night animal fight. It's a Monday night animal fight, baby. Billing a falcon. Half bird, half land. Yeah. Now, I always remind you. A, this is not a lights in the lake read yet, so don't panic. But I have a new Christmas song.

And it's actually really good, and I really hope the boss lady adds it. Okay. So the pretty reckless release this on Friday. A little early, but okay. It's, as we all know, or maybe you don't know, Taylor Momson was Cindy Lou Who in The Grinch of Still Christmas with Jim Carrey. Yes. So the song starts with her doing

where are you Christmas Okay As like it's the clip of her As Cindy Lou Who And then it morphs into a pretty reckless song Oh that is smart That's smart I mean not to get everybody in Christmas mode

Yeah It's still Halloween mode Ooh This is Halloween This is Halloween This is her as a kid I like that she's embracing what she used to be She's not like denying it

No also make money off it somehow Come on This is her now That's awesome Wicked cool And it rocks Hold on Well better

This is K Rock Jerkbag Good They got it on Friday We love the pretty reckless That's cool man Also Taylor Momsen has like

Non-human abs Like if you ever see She gets naked a lot Which is awesome Nice But she's got like The tightest abs I've ever seen On a human body

She does have nice abs Right, she's in shape, as they would say. So I'm a fan of that. It's a, you know. No, and that's a top-notch Christmas movie right there, man. Oh, so good. So good. Not getting ahead of ourselves, but just saying,

when there's new music out, I wanted you guys to know about it. Yeah, that way you can add it into your holiday playlist. Also, on the Hollywood side of things, sad news, Diane Keaton passing away at 79. She was in so many things. You play very well. Oh, yeah? So do you. Annie Hall.

Oh, God. What a dumb thing to say, right? I mean, you say you play well, and then right away. I have to say you play well. Oh, God, Annie. Well, oh, well. La-de-da. La-de-da.

La-da. The winner is Diane Keatney. That's her winning her first Golden Globe. And then she won it again for the movie as good as it gets. Remember that one? Kind of yes Is that the therapy movie Which is a great movie

Great movie Great movie I'm just surprised She never won for Batman But that's You know what it is I just thought she was the best Batman Oh dying

He's in Dianeke Yeah I was thought she was the best Batman But you know it is what it is Rest and peace Batman Rest and peace Batman Back at Thursday

At the Spooktacular Stroll Presented by your upstate Honda dealers Mad ow Get out there Have a good old time Cody didn't get to do the trail, but you got to at least see the vibe. I got to see the vibe.

It was just so busy that it looked awesome. You guys were hacked in there Saturday, but there was still plenty of room, a lot of good food and drink for everybody. Tickets. It was cool, man. It's cool, man. It's cool, man. It's cool, man. I don't know.

I'm not reading anymore. Wait, but where? Where is it? I don't know. But how do it? I didn't read it. I can't even. We didn't even congratulate you on your Friday's successful game to do you beat Friday.

Oh, Friday. I finally beat, uh, well, Final fight? Which one is it, though? I'm not sure which final fight, because there's, like, ten of them. But it was weird because the character was, like, Cody. It was, yeah, there's three characters.

Hager. For those of you that don't watch Twitch, we have video games in the studio. It's our little clubhouse. And the Street Fighter 2 has a bunch of games in it that Cody will just randomly play and beat. You beat, what was it? 1940.

Oh, yeah, I was the Loopmaster, 1944. And then you beat one of the final fights. one of the final fights. Where one of the characters was named Cody, and in the final scene it said leasy on the ground, or I'm like on a bench. Yeah, the bench said leeski. Yeah, this is all a simulation.

This is all a simile. On the video game. And then, because again, there's three characters, the one you save his daughter or whatever, but then in the end of it, no, a little spoiler. Oh, I'm playing a later. Once you're done, you go to leave town the two characters because they just helped the one guy.

Yeah. And the daughter yells, Cody, wait. So it's a whole thing with my name on the screen a bunch. Yeah, it's weird. But it's cool because there's a heel turn. One of the characters turns on me. Right through the barbershop window. It was pretty cool.

Well, Cody, you did it again. You're doing the right thing. I'm not even knowing you're doing the right thing. Am I doing the Lord's work? As a new study finds, marinating meats can cut its carcinogens by 90%. So if you're like me, you worry about cancer all the time. Everything's carcinogenic. Everything you eat, drink, whatever.

It's got things in it. My chicken has cancer in it? No, I think it's red meat specifically. My beef has cancer in it? I mean, yes and no. It has carcinogens, but everything has carcinogens and not all people get cancer from carcinogens, but whatever. That's very weird. They're saying that when you cook meat at a high temperature, it creates compounds that are carcinogenic.

Oh. But they're saying if you marinate your meats, which you do, You lower the risk by 90%. That's pretty exciting. Wow. Interesting. Not to like, I'm not like fear mongering, but anytime it says it's carcinogenic, it could be like the smallest percent. But the way you hear that, if you're a hypochondriac like me, you go to the worst case scenario.

If you marinate your meat for just 40 minutes using herbs, spices, and some sort of acid. So like an juice, like an orange juice would be an acid, right? Okay. Or vinegar, wine, or lemon juice. those are all neutralizing. Yeah, but depending on what it is, and if it's red meat, you got to be careful, though, because I don't want to marinate my beef and vinegar.

No. It's going to soak it all up. So I don't know what. Do you make any good foods over the weekend? Oh, let's see. What do we? No, this weekend was, because you were working Saturday.

I was busy all Saturday, and Sunday we had our adventures around where we did end up with East Syracuse, Golden Spike, Delicious, Tendies, and Berg. So shout out to the Golden Spike after going to a restaurant. They clearly did not want anybody there. No.

That's why you're always empty. Uh-huh. So, you know, good for you. You got out there. You got some golden... Do you get some golden... Do you get some... The attendees are just top-notch.

They are my second favorite tendies ever. I can't... Until Frank is dethroned, there's no that I can do. I know. Right now, they're my favorite tenders right now just because Frank's in the process of doing what... The restaurant. But...

So currently in the area, Golden Spike. has the best 90s, I think. Yeah, I did an embarrassing amount of McDonald's on Saturday. What would you get? Oh, is it McDonald's or is it? Well. Is it Monopoly time?

Yes, but I don't, that don't get me going on that. I don't understand what you want me to do, McDonald's. Why, what's the problem? Because there's pieces on the things and you peel them off, but then that tells you to go to the app. Yeah, yeah. What do I do in the app? You input it probably, and then it puts it on the board for you.

So Saturday morning. here's how McDonald's is getting me right now. Okay. And I know it's part of a marketing thing. But they expire your rewards points and they warn you. That's, that's trash. I worked hard for those points, McDonald's. Well, it's garbage.

There's no reason whatsoever. Taco Bell doesn't take away my, I mean, they have the reward that then expires. Yes. But they don't take my points away. No, there's no need to delete your points. Why? Just because eventually they're going to save up enough to get free food. A fighter jet.

And God forbid McDonald's gives away a quarter pounder. You know what I mean? So because of that, I'm like always conscious of, well, I'm going to lose 6,000 points if I don't. Yeah. I know what they're doing. They're playing the mental game on me. Yes. But Saturday morning, don't you know, it's just bedroom door.

So I'll take me to the golf course. So I'm like, yeah, what times are tea time? He's like, in like 10 minutes. Thanks. So I get out of bed, I drive them to the golf course, and I'm like, well, I'm never out and about from McDonald's breakfast, so let me go get a little McDonald's breakfast. I mean, granted, I can get it before the show every day, but you're not hungry then. No.

So I go over, I get my McDonald's breakfast, like five hash browns in a mcgirdle, and then I go home, I eat that. Pick him up after he's done golfing. Can I get McDonald's? And I go, fine. So we go back, same people wait on me. I get down, they noticed that like the same guy came back, but I was like, yeah, I'm back now for lunch, here's this. Well, get them. Do you still have the pieces?

No. What'd you do with them? I didn't know how you... You threw him in the garbage! We put all the winners in the first couple. I didn't know what to do. This son of a bitch threw away a free monster truck on that. Don't say that.

Now I'm going to have... I didn't know what to do. It just said you want free food and then it says use the app. And I go, I'm not. I'm not doing a second thing. What are the rewards for McDonald's Monopoly? Not doing the second thing. Let's see what you threw away.

Let's just find out here. We went through it recently. There's some biggins in there. You're all mad at me. Sorry. Let's see. Oh, yeah, he threw away a 2026 Jeep

Grand Cherokee. I didn't win that. You threw away an entire 2026 win a bago? I threw a small fry away. He threw away a 77-inch Samsung TV from Best Buy. He threw away a trip to FIFA World Cup.

Because now what he's doing is this is going to be in my head now that I did. Yeah, did you go to the dump yet? No, I haven't made a dump run yet. We're going to do the garbage today, kids. We're going to do it Carb. All right, Deb, I will save all my pieces

and Cody can have them. I did used to really love a McDonald's guy. And I, because I, McDonald's, you're great. I hate Big Macs. Yeah, I don't like Big Mac. And I would just get them and eat them because they got the best prizes.

Like, it's stupid Big Mac. They only put them on Big Macs. Mine was on my soda cup. It was different. You get, who knows now, but it was like soda cups, large fry, Big Mac, uh, Tendies, filet fish.

Nobody wants a valet of like it is. No, but someone's getting it because it's got a damn price piece on it. It's free. You're right, I threw away a free jeep. Is it? He threw away. He threw away one million dollars. Man, cash. Thanks everybody, by the way, he came out and saw us at

Stewart's on Friday afternoon. Stewards up in Oswego was open. We were eating some ice cream. Yep, I, uh, it only took me the very first interaction to get, uh, get yelled at by Katie catchups. What, what would you do? I, I was up.

there for four years. I know your folk. So I know some of them. We don't got the best of social skills. I was, I was poking fun. When I walked up, a guy went, I saw this on Facebook. And I went, I saw you on Facebook. Yeah. No. Huh?

You know what? Huh? No, we, uh. No, he's just being, he's messing. He's messing with him. It was a, yes ma'am, sorry. It was a real, it was a real Oswego County experience. Yeah. Yeah. I had a great time. I love it.

I had a blast. I have to adjust to when I'm doing things in Miss Wio, Connie, because again, they are my people, but we don't know how to interact with other humans. So, like, the guy you're talking about, we first get there, he goes, he comes to me, he goes, where's the other one? And I go,

what? Oh, this is after, I forgot that we had to take a picture. And I haven't seen you yet. I literally all, I didn't know you were there yet. I walked up. I go to the table with Katie, there. Guy goes,

where's the other one? I go, I don't know. And he goes, I go, I go, so I said, I don't know, I don't think he's here yet.

And he goes, I just saw him. I go, I don't know your day, sir. I just got here. Yeah. So then he goes to you, he goes,

hey, come here, give me a photo. Right there, bud. I go, okay. It's right there. So we're already getting you out that.

But that's how we talk up there. I know. It was so funny. I forgot that. Where's the other one? I don't know. I don't know. It's especially funny that he knew that I was there, but you didn't.

I didn't. You know, I also got to give a shout out to the hole. The hole in Oswego is the most supportive bar. Apparently, yeah. For those you the don't know. I stumbled into the hole a week or more than a week last Friday. I would imagine that's a very common thing to say. I stumbled into the hole. So I was just up there with my buddies on a Friday night.

The hole does karaoke on Friday nights. It was within walking distance to their hotel, so we walked to the hole. They were doing it on Friday night this past Friday, too. And I'm not lying to you. And I say every person affiliated with the hole has reached out to me to thank them for the plug. The owner, the karaoke DJ. I love it. Somebody came, multiple people came to stewards.

Oh, numerous people came. And then they wanted you to go back. They were like, make sure you're coming down tonight, right? Okay, so here's one thing I want to... The whole is my bar now. These are my people. They're your people. They're so appreciative of this stupid show and me just giving them a shout.

This is not an advertisement. I'm not getting anything in trade for it. It's just nice that... But they're so loving and appreciative. Because, yes, we're picking on them, but all everyone up there was so damn nice. They're so nice. And that is literally my bar because I like bars where it feels like, and again, this is not an insult, where a guy just said, this is my bar now, and they have drinks, and it's like, there's a couple

decorations, and we're listening to music, that's my vibe. I want to also set expectations whole. You are my official Oswego bar. Okay. But that Friday, you saw me out, was probably the first time I'd gone into a bar on a Friday night in like five years, if not longer. So I, you are my ball. Let's not set expectations.

But don't expect to ever see me again. And if I'm ever enticed to go to a bar and Oswego again, you'll be the one I go to. I just don't go to things. We're setting up a bar night out there. We're going to figure that out. All right. Absolutely. Yeah, you're not going to see me for a while and that's nothing against you.

Yes. I just don't go places or do things, you know? I get it. Exactly right. Skinner says a bar should feel like you walked into your buddy's basement. That's what the hole feels like. Yeah. They're playing cornhole.

They're shooting darts. They're listening to karaoke. They got $3 PBRs. We're having a great time. That's where it's at. We're having a great time. So, yeah, Suego was fun. Then shout out to the other.

It was such an Oswego experience. Oh, it absolutely was. A lot of people look like farmers up there, like, because we come in. Don't work on a farm, but. No. And there was a gentleman. It's one of your dads. Comes up to get his free ice cream.

No, not your dad. My ear, damn. Comes up to get his ice cream. And he's a big man and he's got his overall. Oh, yeah. He has jeans on and suspenders. Yep. And this is what I get for judging a book by its cover.

I did the same. I did the same. You and I are like, oldish guy. I started to do my fun little have fun with the locals thing. Right, where you're like, this is a guy who's like, you know, he's going out to his farmer. And he flipped it right on me. This dude, older dude. Oh, yeah.

No, he was 70. Walks over to us and starts telling us. how he used to bring his daughter to every K Rockathon. And he's been to like six or seven of them. And he would like bring his nephew or whatever. I didn't hear a little thing. Well, somebody was drinking too much.

I didn't get very much as a week of county. I ain't going to put many business out there. But it was still awesome. He would bring his daughter. And I was like, I go to Cody. I go, this is a lesson. Yeah. If you would have told me that guy has been to six K rockathons out,

I would have never believed you. Nope. So that's what I get. No, it was great. He also got, this was like my, my nanny who lived in Fulton was very much. in Oswego County woman in that I don't know if they put up with a lot of crap throughout their day so they don't have time for anybody. I don't got time for this.

She's an older Oswego woman. Yep. Is walking over because we were by the free ice cream. Yep. And what did you know? She was walking over and you said, you got to try that dirt cake. And she goes, no. Yep.

No. And I go, that's how it is up here, bud. They don't got time for BS. I'm going to get that. She goes, no. I'm going to get that. If you can find the Stewart's Dirk cake, get it. But this lady, no.

Also hilariously. And it was exactly my nanny. I saw her face and everything. Is how much you guys love free stuff. So much. Remember when we started this show and we were talking about a spectacular stroll or I'll talk about kids? What's this? What's this?

What's this? That was just the voice for the people of this week. Because if, you know, they didn't know what it was, they still want it. They still want it. What is it? I have no idea, but I want this. Because I brought, I brought. was like, oh, it'll be fun to bring

6K Rockathon reboot shirts up there because we have it would be fun to give them away over the course for a couple hours. Too large, 2xL, 2xL, 2 double XL. I walked, I went to the bathroom, went to my car, came back, gone. Cody, I'm going to tell you a story here.

As the event starts at 3 o'clock, I probably got there 255. Yeah. Parked at 255. I'm walking towards the stewards and I see four people each with K Rockathon shirts walking towards me.

Yep. And I go, huh. So I go to Katie. Did those four, how did they all get church? He goes, I gave them to them. I go. Yeah, she knew right away. Because sometimes it's just the easiest way.

They picked the perfect three staff members to go up there. We were all accustomed. Aswego grads, we know. You went and live when we both went. Yeah. So. And I've said it before and I said it up there and I'll say it again. If I could pick one place to live, it would be on the water up there in Oswego.

I would live there if I could. That's how much I like it. Yeah, just a long commute. I love messing with the locals. I also got, I completely just bypassed all of this. I think I was so excited about it. That was the best sub shop I've had in 15 years. You went and got sub shop?

Yep. We got Stewart subs and they were great too. They flipped around whatever they were doing for a little while where if you've been to sub shop, they fell off a little. Okay. I'm not going to lie. Okay. They fell off a little bit. Think if they found their roots, they're back on track?

This was top-notch. You got cheeseburger some? Yep, and I ate it standing up at my counter. I didn't even make it to sitting down over on the TV tray. So what a fun Friday night of Swego experience. These are, I guess I just hang out in Oswego on Fridays now. Two Fridays ago I was hanging out in Oswego. Last Friday hanging out in Oswego.

If I lived closer, I absolutely would. That's just not really an Uber-able area. Super Dirt Week was popping off. Congrats to the guy that won the one. that I saw you and I believe your wife and kids? No. I didn't. But he had like a check with like 20 grand. So shout out. Yeah. Cool. Super dirt week. No, it's a lot of Oswego action. It's nice. That area is a lot better now. Now that they acknowledge the college and all that because that area for a while tried

to act like we'd be just fine without the college. And I showed my buddies. You would not. When my buddies, because they hadn't been back in like 15, 20 years. Yeah. I was like, you guys got to see all the apartments they built up here, all the nice buildings. So different. It's really popping off up here in Oswego right now. It was great. Although I didn't take the drive through campus that I usually do when we go up there. It looks too different. Well, only because I got all in my head because I was like, no, they're there.

And they're just going to see an old guy driving around real slow going. Yeah. It does feel weird. You know what I mean? Because last time I would loop through Seneca and sit there for me and look. Now I'm going to be looking up into kids dorm rooms. Yeah. You get to a certain age you're like, now you're just the old guy creeping around campus.

You guys like to smoke weed. Hey? Huh? Any of you? I used to do improv there. I smoked weed right out in these pine trees, and now you can just do it all in the open a bit. Ah, we didn't have my automation break in there.

I was about to play the next song, but I did it just so fast. Good morning, everybody. All right. Gaming stream brought to you by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You're buying. You're styling, you're profiling. With Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. Woo!

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