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Episode Date: September 24, 2025

All the hottest brands wanna be with Costco. Stop telling us to not believe our eyeballs. Nope, the rapture didn’t happen. People are not handling it well. Josh’s mom even worse a headlamp to be seen. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Happy Wednesday, busy Wednesday ahead of us. I do you do

This is an This is an awkward day, I guess Because if If you thought you were going to rapture yesterday And then like your just alarm goes off today Uh-oh, you're stupid And it's like you sold your car You got rid of your clothes

Like I saw No I saw some lady leaving instructions For how to take care of her dogs Because I guess her dogs aren't gone I was told all dogs go to heaven, but apparently they don't. Come on, man. Hopefully nobody's that dumb.

Oh, there's going to be a lot of people today who are, did not rapture. I mean, they're going to say that, no, no, no, today's the rapture. Then we'll get through today. Yep, tomorrow. And then tomorrow, oh, well, no, I think we misinterpreted. It's always misinterpreted it. Well, they're going to spend the next two days figuring out why they weren't wrong. You know what I mean?

Oh, no, we just misrepresented. it's whatever kick it down the road. I mean, it's too late now, but the funniest bit ever would have been if just one of us wasn't here today. Yeah, and be like, I don't know where Cody is. I can't get in touch with them. Did you guys rapture? Did anybody else have any friends or family that raptured yesterday? Oh, we could have just done that.

I know, and I just came to me right now. It would have been a wicked easy one. I would have just had to have started the show. It's an awkward day for those who planned to rapture yesterday and then didn't. Now they got to go to their job. Did anybody do like the, you suck, you suck, you're cool yesterday? Because they thought they were getting raptured or what? I bet there was somebody, at least somebody, you know what I mean, had to have been.

It's always awkward when you spend a whole bunch of time planning, like hyping up your end of the world pitch. Yeah. Well, whether it's the Mayan calendar one or it's the. Like I said, they're going to spend the next couple days figuring out why they weren't wrong and we were. Mm-hmm. You know, that seems to be the standard way of going about things. Or did we do something that angered Jesus? So that's why nobody got raptured.

That's it's our fault. They canceled the party totally. The people that weren't going to get raptured pissed off Jeeba so much. Oh. That he went right to gosh himself. Mm-hmm. And it was like, yo, pops.

These guys are mostly dicks. Yeah, these guys are real A-holes down there, so I don't think we should rapture at all. Like, I don't know. And then they didn't. He's like, I know you supposedly have other things to worry about dad, but like, are you even looking at your inbox? Oh, exactly right, Jarvis. Joe Biden did this. Joe Biden ruined the rapture. Damn it, Joe Biden. Why would you do this? He's a mean son of a bitch.

He's a mean, miserable, angry son of a bitch, and he ruined the rapture. Thanks to him and Obama. All right, well, here we are. Now we're all stuck together again. Thanks. Not what. Thanks. I got a goal. Can you know what you can get me into Mr. Crabs' emails? Did you send one? All right, sorry, bud. I may have just sent,

I may have turned my dong into the middle finger. I never expected me to get raptured, but I always, if that time comes, my mom is definitely getting raptured. So as long as she's still around, I know that the rapture didn't happen. Yeah,

since our parents are, they can do that thing like you said where they can just be like, yo, our bad, then our parents are, our moms are getting up there, but our moms were like, vicious party animals.

Man, they were. They had their day. That's what I mean. They partied harder than us. They had their day, but I think they're both, they both lived very good lives. That's what I mean. So like at the end of the day, our moms are still around.

They did the, our bad, our bad. And now they're all going to Jeeba's town. Well, good morning, everybody. Happy Wednesday. It is a whiskey Wednesday. So that's the good news. Yes. If you didn't get raptured yesterday,

and we have no proof, maybe just one person got raptured. It was like somebody who lived on a commune. Here's the thing. Yeah. We don't. know and you don't know everybody. I don't know everybody.

You don't know everybody. No. What if really like three people are up there and are like, hell yeah. Yeah. But they were very, you know, they had no family. They were monks on a commune somewhere. You never met them. Nope.

They spent every day. They did what you were supposed to. They gave their life. Yeah, you got to give. Yep. They gave. It gave it to Jeebus himself. And that was it.

And that when they were like, we did it. And no one. will ever know. Because it's not supposed, I mean, it depends on what, like, if you're Old Testament or New Testament, but it's like the rapture happened because the rest of us have to go through tribulation, which means the world is going to be bad. And is it that, is it that hard to believe that we're going through tribulation? Right. And that they already snatched up that pile of monks. Exactly. Kobe then just texted in from heaven. He says, hello from heaven. All right. So Kobe then got raptured yesterday. Do they have Wi-Fi? They must have good Wi-Fi. He's in our Twitch chat right now.

What's the password? Twitch and YouTube. typing K-Rox C&Y. Is it Jesus 1, 2, 3, 4? Heaven has always been that FBI surveillance fan. Oh, it is, yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That's been their Wi-Fi for hearing out. So how are we doing otherwise?

We do have Whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7. For those you did not get raptured, congratulations. You get the Whiskey show tonight. What else is going on? Anything? No shows were on last night, were they? Let's see. No, we're in that weird time now where,

there's regular season baseball that's trying to happen where teams aren't getting, you know, we're close to the end, and then we're about to be into the playoffs because then there's sports really every night from here and out because once like baseball playoffs kind of start to dwindle down a little, that's when they start showing college football on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and, you know, October days.

I keep seeing random baseball clips, like there was that pitcher that got carted off after get hit last night. Who was that? I didn't see. Yeah, so there's a lot of action. We didn't even talk about the Padres clinching in like the 11th inning or something. And what team is slipping from? Who is slipping?

The playoff race, a certain team. And then the Mets. The Mets are falling apart. Isn't that what they always do, though? Yeah, yeah. It's the most insane thing. They just can't, I don't know, they can't get it right. They're not out.

Katie says they're up right now. They're in right now. They're in right now. They're in right now. All right. As of yesterday before this, they were out. All right. Keep an eye on that.

No, Polly, I go, Pauline, how late did you stay up? Because the Padres clenched in the 11th inning with a walk off. And I go, how late did you watch that? It was like 1.30 in the morning, he said. And those West Coast games. I'm very busy. I got a lot going on. The Spooktacular Stroll Returns.

CNY's not so scary. Half-mile Halloween walk for the family. Kicks off October 9th. And then it's every Thursday through Sunday for October. It's over at Long Branch Park in Liverpool. I've heard of this. Spooktacular stroll.com, Josh. There's going to be hot dogs almost every weekend or wherever they do the food trucks,

so your kids will be fine. Oh. Oh, you're crazy kids like hot dogs. It's funny that you bring up hot dogs. I got a hot dog story right here. Why do you like that? There's a weird thing going on that I can't understand it. It's more for the youth.

and it actually seems to be big in Japan. Okay. Where like, how do I say this? The biggest clothing brands, like, aren't clothing brands. I watched a little YouTube documentary on it. Like, for example, you remember Pan Am, Pan American, like the old airline? Yes. It was in, like, they used it for Catch Me If You Can.

Like Pan Am merchandise is big clothing in Japan. Like a Pan Am sweatshirt Kodak is another one Yeah Like there's a big deal With fashion right now Where it's like Yeah my bag is says Kodak on it

So that's like the latest thing Like how Like people who wore supreme Things or people wear You know champion or Nike Now it's like Random store or brand Okay

Okay Like Trader Joe's bags Sell out as soon as they go live Because that's a big deal I guess Like phase You just, you're missing out. You missed out. Because everyone is looking for a nice yellow phase bag.

Well, the newest collab is Nike and Costco, baby. And again, we celebrate Costco. I'm not a member. So they're going to sell Nike things? Oh, it's kind of cool what they're doing. Okay. So Costco loyalists know about the Kirkland brand. Everybody is, everything's Kirkland.

Yes. Inside the Costco. You got the Kirkland sweat, pants, the Kirkland. Yep. Slides. Like, I think Kirkland is on everything in Costco. Yeah, that's like their thing. So Nike is now releasing the Kirkland Signature SB Dunk Lowe's.

So they're like Nike Lows. Okay. But they're made with the gray fleece fabric that's on their sweatshirts. Oh. So they're like sweatshirt sneakers. They look pretty cool. The design team saved all the color for inside the shoe, hiding a graphic of the company's $1.50.

hot dog underneath the insul which also shows the Kirkland box that's kind of funny as of right now the Kirkland dunks

are scheduled to be released around the holidays in true Costco fashion they will be available in bulk if you want to buy a bunch of work

I love what Costco's doing man no the one time I went man it was it was cool I mean it was it was BJs

it was it was Sam's Club, yeah. Yeah, but it was still neat. I did like the chicken was great and all that stuff, and they have fun little sections. Depends on the cost of these. Maybe I'd wear them.

Oh, yeah, does it say how much they're going to go for? It doesn't say in this article. Probably like a hundred bucks. Kind of sounds like a mom shoe. The way they're marking it. No, do you want to see it? I can't, I don't have it on my other screen, but it's this.

It's just a gray, it has the Kirkland logo on the back. That's pretty cool. It's just a gray sweatshirt-looking junk shoe. I just pictured it a shoe that, like, moms would wear with their, they'll, you know what I mean? They're their jumpsuits that they get from there. Oh, the rompers?

You know what I mean? I mean, that looks kind of cool. Sister says, don't you dare. It's way better than BJs or Sams. What do you know about BJs? Pretty comparable. Pretty comparable. Pretty comparable.

I know that we all celebrate the church of Costco and I recognize it's a great little spot, but I would agree that it's no different than when I used to go to BJs or Sam's Club back in the day, but I won't start a fight. I won't start to fight. They have cool options of stuff. Mm-hmm. I like that.

That back section would. the foods and the baked goods. There's a blanket. That's definitely better. There's a blanket I've been sleeping with the last two nights that I got at Costco with boss lady. It's a big fleece, like huge blanket. Oh, look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants. Writ my whole body.

Yeah, your bulk blanket. Seven o'clock whiskey Wednesday. Wow, 30 Wednesday. Celebrating all of us who did not get raptured yesterday. I guess just us heathens remain here on the planet. Seven o'clock tonight. We'll sip on. something.

I don't know if I'm going to have time. I know for a fact I'm not going to have time to go to either of my spots today because we're busy this afternoon. But I will show you something. I got stuff on the shelf from Liquor Wine of Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard. I can still sit on that beak and skip whiskey from a vodka from last week. I was going to say a little fourth wall, you might have time if we do an idea I was thinking. And then you might have time because you might not be able to do any of the things that you need to do. in that window that you usually have because we are going to be sitting over there listening

to the most boring speeches for three hours. It'll be about 2.15 in the afternoon before it all wraps up. Yeah. Or, here's my thing. Once the dogs win, right out that door. Yeah, that's the, that I have to do that. That's the plan. That's the plan. Why would we come back?

We just go. We don't come back. You just go. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's exactly important. All right, I'm in. No, that's exactly what's going on. My fear is that it's going to be like the first award.

But I guess that's it. It's what it is what it is. Sorry. I think that would be really funny. This is a sidebar conversation. You'll all be looped into tomorrow. Tom. You're all going to be looped into what we're talking about tomorrow morning show.

All right. But tonight at 7 o'clock, liquor, wine, and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, and East Coast Emeralds presents Whiskey Wednesday. 7 p.m. We are on winter hours. Yeah, why did, why is Jackson Dart the starter for Washington? I mean, for the Giants now. It went a little quicker than I thought it was going to be, but the fans have been...

I just saw that headline, and I was like, I got to ask Cody about this. Yeah, the fans have been clamoring for him. He has played decent in the preseason. He seems to have picked up the book, the playbook pretty well. He's come in and run a couple series. And they're own three. I think people, everyone was like, all right, about October, mid end of October, they'll be out of it or whatever.

and then, you know, they can put them in or, you know, let Russell Wilson, you know, have his, you know, end here. But 0 and 3, I guess they were like, you know what, there's no reason to prolong it, get in there. How much money are they paying Russell Wilson now to sit on the bench? Not a ton. He's not making a ton. He realized that he doesn't have much left in the league.

I mean, he might go somewhere after this. But I really doubt it. I don't see why he would when you get benched for, a rookie caught a couple times. Like, it's about done. Pack says he's the rookie they drafted and they've been waiting to put him in. They had faith in him.

I guess now's the time. You're o' and three. Yeah, you might as well. And then as long as they're talking football, because I don't know anything about this story, what's the story with this Grundy guy? Grundy or whatever? Mike Gundy?

Yeah, Gundy. Sorry, Gundy. Well, I don't know. I was, I didn't, yesterday was a, I watched a bunch of rassling, so I didn't see. Oh, Mike Gundy was fired.

Oh, oh. But wasn't he at, Cowboys guy for a minute, too? No, he's the guy that, I'm a man, I'm 40. That's right. Come back to me. He was at Oklahoma State for 20 plus years. Why did they fire him?

I guess you don't know because you didn't know about it. Yeah, they didn't cut off to the best start, and they haven't made good for really a couple years. In that league, if you're not like the hot team scoring 60 and winning, they're like, uh. I think a lot of people are probably upset because that first picture, he, he rocked them all it for a real long time later in his career there. All right. But, yeah, bro. those teams, like you're seeing it with Clemson right now.

If you aren't the best ever, they want your head. He's gone. You think? After this season? Yeah. Does he go somewhere else or does he just see he cut loose? No, no, he'll go. He's made a ton of money, right?

He'll go somewhere else. There's a bunch of teams that it would bring him in. But it's, with those leagues, you've got to be on fire or they're just like, this is the worst. Because you see that in flux of cash they get from. Well, their donors speak, you know? Donors and boosters down there in the south. Man, because let's see, what does, I wonder what Oklahoma State,

I wonder what, like, their, what's it called NIL? Yeah, what's their NIA. How much are they making an NIL at Oklahoma State? Oh, how much. That's it? 2.7 mil past season? Hmm. Huh.

And there's an article that says how they spent 10 mil less than other teams. So they're spending $10 million less. So a lot of teams on there are spending like $12 to $15 million. Yeah, $15 million on these athletes. That's why a guy like Trevor Pena, whereas we up here are like, what the hell? Dushbag? Yeah. Well, he can get $2 million to go to another team.

I mean, all these guys aren't going to be making that money. If only we had Adam Weitzman to save us. Oh, save us. Save us. Save us. Save us. Hi. I'm sorry, did I startle you?

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See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Eat the birds. Tupp and so on. back with it. What? Feed the birds. Now, we're just watching all of Mary Poppins in here. You are. You were over here. Cody wanted me to play some Mary Poppins for him. He was looking, he wanted me to

play the Feed the Birds clip. He just over here singing Mary Poppins something. Dude, I love Mary Poppins. Nanny used to watch it with us. That one's for Nanny. I'm sick and tired of people tell me not to believe the things I see with my own eyeballs. It seems to be like, maybe this has always been a problem in this country.

Nah, you're wrong. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. But I've only been alive 44 years. I'm basically a little baby boy. I'm still brand new. I'm still learning how to walk and how to use my feet and my hands. I don't know what's going on. I got baby fat.

I'm still trying to get rid of here. I got this baby fat. Give my little baby paunch. This baby paunch right here. I'm still trying to get rid of. I'm just, I'm a baby. I don't know how things work. I'm a chubby little baby.

So, according to Astronomer CEO, Andy Byron and Kristen Cabot, Remember the Coldplay video? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Were they up on camera? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just friends. What?

There wasn't an affair. They were just friends. Quote, Kristen and Andy had an excellent working relationship, a great friendship, but there was no affair. Okay. It's inappropriate to be hugging your boss at a concert. Yep, cool. That was really all we were, it was the awkwardness of it. We saw it with our eyes.

Yes. I have never stood behind Cody with my arms around him in an embrace, snuggling at a concert. Yep. That's not how friends watch concerts. Nope. Guess what? Oasis could have got us there.

I think you and I would have embraced. Because nobody cared. Because I know that a lot of people like that think that people care about them. Everybody cares about them. Who, like the people? The two that were in the video. Nobody gave an F. you two were the ones that turned it into something weird.

It would have been on you for five more seconds, tops, right on the next people. But you two acted like there was something much more going on. If you're just friends, what was the problem? Andy dove to his death, basically, to get away from it. And she was baffled beyond her. Yeah, so what's the issue then? Here we are months later, and you're still making comments about it. We've all moved on.

Oh, we weren't having an affair. Who? Me, when we were hugging. Oh, yeah, we forgot about you. We were. We were just friends, and it's very rude of you to assume. We didn't assume you portrayed something on camera that we all watch. Because then I saw that she was already separated from her husband, so technically, I guess they were both single, quote-unquote.

I thought he's married. I don't know, but they acted so damn childish. But childish. Again, either way, nobody cared. But you two, you two dove to the ground like you were being bombed. Yeah, it would have been just awkward probably around your office. Yeah, they were like, oh, that was weird that they were on that camera. Or that it would have, or it would have not.

Yeah, because they would have known. If they're such great friends that they have such a great working environment, nobody would have said anything. So why is it an issue? I don't know. Because you two dove to the ground. You over, you went a little hot. Yeah.

So if it's not a problem. What's the problem? A source claims the virus. couple who are caught at the Coldplay concert on the Jumbotron are just friends. They had an excellent working relationship, a great friendship. Cool. There was no affair. Cool. Why'd you dive? Why'd you dive? Because if not, you want to, if you two keep wanting to poke the bear, let's dissect it then.

Yeah. If you got, all right, let's go deep. Let's deep dive into it then because you two want to be in the limelight so bad but not, but don't want to be in the limelight at all. This is just where we are now, I think. You're told to just ignore what you see with your eyes. Nah, we weren't in a relationship. We weren't doing anything wrong. Oh, boy, we saw it.

No, you didn't. But again, you know what? No, you didn't. You know what? You weren't. You weren't doing anything wrong. You were just embracing each other at a concert. Nobody cared.

Mm-hmm. Until you go to the ground. Until you go to the ground. You know what I mean? If you're not doing anything wrong, then you weren't doing anything wrong. Then what, you're like, sorry. Like you said, we saw it. We saw it with our eyes.

Yeah. Stop, stop gaslighting us. It's the air of gaslighting. Yeah. A sister says I have a great working relationship with my bosses. I'm not hugging or snuggling them. No. I try, but they don't let me.

No. My boss doesn't let me snuggle right in there. Don't believe what you see with your eyeballs. Happy whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7 o'clock. I will go live on our Twitch channel. I'll have yourself something to drink. Courtesy of liquor, wine, and moonshine. State Fair Boulevard.

Do you want to buy some booze? Yeah. And of course, East Coast Emeralds over there in North Syracuse behind the Daily Diner. I could eat some eggs. It's like I'm trying not to obsess over that weird conspiracy we came up with, or we didn't come up with it, but like that the world ended in 1999 and everything is just reboots. Because we just talked about Baywatch. And now I'm going to talk about the comeback of Toys R Us.

And it's like, is it, is it really? Is it over? Did it end? Is like none of this real? I'll go, if it is, then I can be able to just jump off the building and fly, right? Go do that. Let's go try that.

Let's just see what happens. Get up on that roof real quick. I'll be right back. Because a lot of what's going on doesn't make sense to me, so I wouldn't be shocked if we are living in that 1999 simulation. But I digress as Go Retail Group plans to open 10 more Toys R Us stores, potentially 20 seasonal holiday stores by the end of the year. I mean, it's a good idea like a spirit Halloween style, but...

Like pop-ups? But I mean... Oh, yeah. They got a million toys and toys. You're not going to play with. I don't want to grow up. I'm a toy just skits. They got the best for so much less you really flip your lid.

From bikes to trains to video games. It's the biggest toy store. There is. I don't want to be a Toys R Us kid. More toy. Oh, he added the tambourine. The Marine got to get in there. The brand operates some flagships, one of which is at the American Dream, which we were next to, down to New Jersey.

Okay. The Mall of America has a Toys R Us. Chicago and Texas. And I guess the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport has a Toys R Us. Okay. Because it's a fine idea as long as you don't go crazy. crazy with, you know, the things they had, but, you know, that Toys R Us, when you remember, like, the big ones, they didn't work because they had a lot of stupid crap in them.

I'm mixed on it because I recognize that there's that part of my nostalgia brain that loves the Toys R Us. And I feel like that's still a store we need. Like, kids need to go see toys that they want to pick out. Yeah. Right? Because you can have it be just a smaller store with, there's plenty of people that still need toys and video games.

It looks like it's the size of like, you don't remember the old KB toys? Yeah, that's as big as you need for all that stuff. You don't need to sell, you know. A bunch of power wheels and bikes and all that. You can even have a couple if you want. I was thinking like, remember like the kid section with like baby stuff over and some.

Babies R.S. section. Like you don't need any of that stuff. You don't need, you know. The video game section was huge. Yeah. Yeah. No, you don't need a lot of the things they had, but you could definitely get away with a bunch of the stuff.

that we still go for because, yeah, Amazon is still great and all that, but people still go to stores. Yeah, I like going to a store. I don't know if that's the boomer in me. I'm an old man now or what? I like going and shopping at places. Well, and it's that instant gratification of, well, I don't want to wait. Yeah, exactly.

I can go over to the have it right there. I'll just go buy it now. I'll just go. So I like going to like Best Buy. I don't want to wait for my computer stuff. I want to just go get and look at it. Yeah. So, well, I mean, and then, I don't think we're getting one around here.

Doesn't say anywhere we're getting one here. Yeah, as long as they have a few. It's not like Toys R Us was like a failing business, right? It was just, they didn't need a billion of them. And that was like, all right, well, I'll just call them down. There's a good YouTube video about it where I think they expanded too big. They got too big. That's what it was not manageable anymore.

Because remember that whole giant building over there where Best Buy is into it was Toys R Us. Yeah. The whole thing over behind Olive Garden was a Toys R Us. Right? If you're in the clay area. Those were toy stores. Huge. So I can see why that model didn't, doesn't work.

These, the stores were so big and we're doing so much business in the 90s. Yeah. That my neighbor John Nauruski, he worked at Toys R Us, and his only job basically was to build bikes all day. That's what he did. Yep. He would go to Toys R Us and he would just build the bikes all day. And that's how busy they were. They were selling that many bikes.

Because you got to think, it probably takes what? half an hour to an hour to put together a bike. A while, yeah. He got 10 bikes. And he was making bikes all day. Which would just be, you got to think, I think 50 people would buy a bike a week, easily. You're making a lot of bikes. You're assembling bikes all day. No, I definitely remember all that.

I'd love to wander around to Toys R Us if one pops up locally, but I don't really, you know. I like shopping in stores. I still go over to the wrestling figures aisle just to see what's over there, what's on sale, stuff like that. Because sometimes you find some deals. Cousin J is the same. what you said. They should do the Spirit Halloween model and right around Christmas. They just fill a giant open

you know, Joanne fabrics or whatever making a toy's arrest. They're not handling it well is what I'm just This is a woman who did not get raptured unfortunately, did not. Yeah, it's not, they're not handling it's not

Yeah, I don't know that You're not affected by what I see. Oh, boy. I see everything. I know, hon. I know. She knows everything. I know.

I don't have wickedness in your heart. I don't know about Charlie Kirk. I don't know what you're sick. Is this? Is this Hamilton? Is this? You really think that I am so hard of heart to shit? I don't feel it.

I know, bud. I know. I'm sorry that would the rap. Okay. Why? Why would God? allow such a terrible thing to happen. Why does God allow these things to happen?

Ma'am, I don't know. Ma'am? All right, sorry. Okay, she goes on for another five minutes. Oh, my God, really? Yeah, the rapture did not happen. Oh, no. Rapture did not happen.

People are not taking it well. And if you thought, you kind of stupid. She's very stupid. Can we just like maybe for the next time, can we check for the next time just not plan it's going to happen? Or just listen, listen, I think that there was too much

planning involved. If it's going to happen, just let it happen. Everyone was like trying to, they don't like when you predict their stuff. So if they were going to end the world, they saw you guys prepping for it. You're like,

no, you can't be prepared. You don't know when the rapture's going to happen. So it just happens. and you're, you either get up here or you don't. You don't get to prepare for it by leaving trinkets for others. My mother in chat says, you didn't even check me to see if I made it through. Mom, I assume that the rapture probably wasn't going to happen, but I also mentioned earlier that between you and Deb,

you're the two sweetest women we know, you're going to be raptured. And if they aren't, then nobody is, you know what I'm saying? And exactly, Susan, it says in the Bible, no person will know when it's going to happen. That's what I'm saying. So don't try to plan. So Jebus is looking down here going, oh, no, no, no, makes a phone call. Says, hey, dad, cancel it.

No, don't even bother anymore. I don't want my friends to come up here anymore. But, son, I planned this whole thing. You're going to have a sleepover. I was going to get your pizza hut. And $64. No, they're not even my friends anymore. And then he canceled the rapture.

My mother says he didn't even text to say, hey, mom, are you home? Mom, I had a good feeling. Piece of trash. I had a good feeling the rapture wasn't going to happen. Wow. But, but I do have another theory, not to bum you out. Cody and I think that there was like maybe two monks who lived the most perfect life. Yeah.

They did get raptured and nobody knows because they've been living on some commune somewhere. Yep, they were up in the, the wherever Tibet and whatever that's going on in like four or five of them. And the ones that do know that that happened aren't going to go telling everybody. Because they see that if you're just keeping. your damn mouth shut and do what you're supposed to, they're going to get raptured. So now the other ones are like, no,

I don't know what, who? Tim? Yeah, my mom, uh, don't know anybody named Tim. I didn't, I would have heard from my sister

if my mom had been raptured because I just found out my sister tracks my mother's location. I don't know why. I mean, does she have an air tag? It's her phone. Like you can just share, it's like her life 360.

Gotcha. My sister, who is much younger than me, tracks my mother who was in her 60s, you think that I have issues my sister needs to know what my mom is up to at all times she's very worried at all times

my mom knows pat says you weren't supposed to tell her my mother knows I don't know why my sister needs to track my mother she probably calls her and it's like you're not in a spot you should be get out turn around I have a theory I have a theory and this will make my mother angry so she's not out doing drugs

no my mother teens my mother's not the most punctual woman so I would imagine My sister probably is like, can you watch the kids tonight? Yep. And she's just seeing how close my mom is. And she's like, yep, I'm almost there. I'm almost there.

She's like, I can see that you are in your living room. I'm leaving right now, Jen. I'm leaving. I left a minute ago. No, you're not. No, you didn't. Uh-uh. All right, we're almost there.

I'm just going to stop for a donkey real quick. Uh-huh. Right around the corner. I can see you on the other side of town. Uh-huh. You know? Pimbone was a great question. Did you need to be outside to be a rabbit?

or would you get stuck through the ceiling? I think you'd get sucked through the ceiling. Yeah, you're just like a ghost. I think, are you naked? Don't be on the toilet. Would I have been nude or I ascend with clothes? Um, I think once you get up there, they huck you one of those weird white robes and like,

put this on. Let me see how she's doing. Oh. And she's warm. You don't even snagged. Oh, my, okay, ma'am. Sorry. I know you are.

We all are. Sorry. I'm glad she cleared that up because for a few people, I was like, she doesn't even sound devastated. So I'm glad at that point she cleared it up. Oh, all right. All right. Because I was worried. I was like, she doesn't sound absurd at all.

You got to set your expectations. And if you thought yesterday it was going to be a rapture day, and you did like this woman did, I don't know if she sold her belongings, but many people sold their belongings, left notes how to take care of their dogs. You're very stupid. Sorry. You're a little very stupid. And I hate to tell you this, stupid humans, if anyone's going to heaven, it's dogs. You stay here. You've made terrible decisions.

Yeah. Dogs are just... They don't know. Cute little things. Why would they be stuck here during the tribulation? Yeah, right? That would be heaven. Let the dogs go to happen.

That's a billion dogs running around. You think I'm not devastated. I know. I know. You hypocrite. Oh, God. Boer-en-wrusted. I can tell you.

She's going to kill you? I can tell you many of you are lukewarm. Oh, you're lukewarm. Whoa, you're lukewarm. We're not even halfway through. I'm not going to keep. Lukewarm, boom, roasted. Lukewarm, boom, roasted.

That's your girl. That's my mother. That's the woman who raised me who was in charge of me. Jesus got to see her. That makes sense. Quote, she said, I had the headlight lamp because of the, the fog so Jesus could see me outside. She was wearing,

showed our Twitch and YouTube viewers, some kind of head lamp on. Can you imagine if that was the case? Like it was too foggy? Jesus is up there being like, it's a Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer situation where won't you guide my sleigh tonight? He's floating.

He's like, I can't. Hold on, hold on. Let me, hold on. I can't rapture anybody because I can't see anybody. Put his cell phone light on it. He's floating. He goes, I don't know. I guess there's nobody down. there that needs to be raptured. Too darn

for me to see. And then right there and floats away. Petaville, New York, he sees one light, a beacon shining. Tammy, I'm here for you. I see you. Tammy, two hips. Ascend. Join me. I saw your fox headlamp. And then I got to come on the air the next day going, no, the rapture.

It's weird, guys. The rapture did happen, but it only took my mom because she was smart enough to put the headlamp on. It was too foggy. It was too Foggy. Jesus couldn't see through the clouds. She went, but... He just assumed nobody was outside waiting for him.

He just thought we blew him off, but I guess... See, I assume it's got to be more like Santa and Christmas where you have to go to bed, not even think about it. Just don't think of it. You wake up and you got rapture. Yeah. Too excited to go to bed because today's a rapture. Well, guess what?

Jesus isn't going to rapture you if you don't go to bed. What's that? What's that? What's that outside? I hear the bell. Let's go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed.

Let's go to bed. Let's go to bed. I hear Jesus. Good morning, everybody. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight, join me at 7 p.m. For those of us who are still down here during the Tribulation, we can enjoy at least a beverage tonight.

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I wonder what people's reactions are going to be to this story. Okay. Because some people are in the comments of this story. You're basically saying snitches get stitches. Why would you rat this person out? You're damn right. But also a life was saved in this story. Oh.

Okay. So a door dash driver alerted police in strange water, sorry, in Sweetwater, Texas. Sweet water. He was ordered to deliver trash bags, zip ties, bleach, and a hatchet. Okay? 42-year-old man, Neil Cooper placed an order on DoorDash for these tools. The DoorDash driver was like, just so you know, I'm making a pretty weird delivery to this hotel.

police showed up, forced their way in, and found a hostage. The hostage was rescued. He was going to chop up a body, bro? They haven't released the identity of the hostage. It's Neil Cooper was the one who was ordering the thing. Yikes. He was arrested for aggravated kidnapping and possibly additional charges. It is unclear what he planned to do with the victim, but clearly it looks like it was going to be a bad situation.

Yeah, I guess so. Can you imagine that? You're tracking the guy. your DoorDash guy to bring your murder tools? Money, many people like I am are like, yeah, that's good the DoorDash driver reported it. But also there's people who are like, I'm glad it worked out for the best. But I want to tell that driver, you don't get paid to think. You get paid to deliver things.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know, man. I tend to think that we got to look out for each other a little more. Yeah, like, yes. Yes and no. Like, obviously it's not anybody's business like. What you're ordering from DoorDash? Or just, yeah, whatever your order is, it's nobody's business in the sense of, you know, whatever it is.

But if it's stuff like that. John, I can't tell if you're joking in our chat. That is a major breach of DoorDash client confidentiality. DoorDash client confidentiality. You know, because it's, it's. I feel like you got to go with your gut sometimes, and I get it. Don't wrap people out. But also, that's saved a life.

Yes, it's not like it was a, hey, cops. I'm delivering a lot of food. How weird? Is this guy like fat? You know what I mean? Yeah, you wouldn't do that. Or it's not like you're like, um,

Lady Meow asking for the list of items. It was trash bag, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet and more. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's not like it was like, I'm delivering lube and condoms.

I think this person's doing sex. Yeah, like they're not, they're not being weird. That is a weird order. And I would be weirded out too. Like, maybe I'm just a hippie-dippy, stupid lib cuck or whatever, but I, like, feel like we're a society and we're all in this together. And if I've got a gut feeling that somebody might be in danger, I'm going to call.

And it's not like I'm bringing it out to Frightmare Farms. Yeah, like, if you're delivering that. I'm not bringing to a Halloween store or whatever. If you're like, I need it to a hotel room. If you're bringing this to like a construction site and they're like, yeah, we need trash bags, zip ties a hatch. I'm like, yeah, whatever's fine. Yeah. But a random ass.

hotel room. You get McDonald's. And maybe the other thing, condoms, lubes, butt plugs, whatever you want. You want a cheeseburg, I got you. I got you. Bleach and a hatchet. I don't know, man.

I feel like we don't look out for each other enough, and I'm kind of glad that somebody called and saved a life. Because I'm sure the cops also would differentiate between a door-dash driver being a nosy nellie. And being like, huh. Or them being like, yeah, that's weird to bring to a hotel room. Yeah. We're on our way.

And is it really that big of a deal for the cops to be like, okay, well, just go check that door? And because I actually have a picture. I was deleting stuff and I took a picture of a funny thing that I bought from Walmart once. And it was like, it was like, all right, okay, if a door dash driver does do that and the cops show up, if I'm not, if it's no big deal, I'd be like, what? No, yeah, probably going to do sex. Yeah, it looks crazy, I know. Yeah, this is what I got. Yeah.

Because they said it had to force their way in. If I ordered that and it wasn't a big deal, I'd be like, oh, wow. Hey, you know, I guess, yeah, it is weird, but no. You can look. There's nothing going on. It's, I have a fire, a wood stove. I'm trying to clean it out. I'm putting the ashes in this trash bag and bleach.

I'm brushing it out. And then, you know, I'm hatching up the wood because, you know, I'm going to use the fireplace. Well, it's in a hotel. But you know what I mean? Like, there'd be ways to be like, Nah, it's no big deal. One of the comments said, do you really want your door dash driver

deciding your order is suspicious and calling the cops? In this case, I do. Yes. I do. Are we not on the same human team here, people? Yes, because, yeah, there's no, there's only a very, very few suspicious orders. That's it!

You listed them off! Yeah, and that's one of them. And then you're going to tell somebody. It's not like, we're thinking, like, yes, if you are a door dash driver that thinks, Did he just order two Tully's tender dinners? I'm going to call the cops. I don't know.

Like, then yes, you're being weird. Yeah, you're being weird. But when it's murder items. Yeah. And the cops agree. And I can just see the other side of it right now as somebody who hates being inconvenience. Yeah. I'd be like, oh, no.

Now I got to call this in. As the door dash driver, I'm like, oh. I'm like, all right. Hey, I don't want to be out all night answering questions. Can you just go check on this room? Go look. And if it is a BDSM thing, then you won't have to force your way into my room.

Oh, yeah, we just do a suffocation play in here. It's totally consensual. Do you want to talk to her? Yeah, she's right here, yeah. Taking that getting choked thing to a whole other level. Love it. Every whiskey Wednesday. Join me tonight's 7 o'clock on Twitche for a little drink,

some music videos, some hangs. Presented by Liquor Wine and Moonshine over on State Fair Boulevard. and of course East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse I should be home right before it Where are you going today? Today is a cotton candy making day

You gotta go to the cotton candy factory Anybody going to the Taylor Swift Trivia night tomorrow Cloudy Days will be on site Or is it up to the punch brand? What brand do you use? This will be cotton candy So what I imagine it'll be

Cloudy Days So look for us if you're at a crazy daisy. You're in trivia and getting a Taylor Swift flash tattoo also. That's pretty cool. I mean, I can't hate on random tattoos. So enjoy it. Get one.

I saw a really fascinating. Not that I'm need to get down. Boss lady has kind of done this to me. Or I guess she's into all the swiftly, like, lore. Okay. She knows, like, all the swiftly stuff. She's got to kind of get into it to know what we got to do for the thing. So she probably gets down some wormholes.

I don't know if I would call her a Swifty. I don't know if that means. Oh, I don't think so. But she seems to know all the lore. Okay. And then I, like, because of that, because I think she sends me TikToks about the Taylor Swift lore, now my algorithm gives me Taylor Swift's lore. And there's this whole, like, theory that I don't know enough about Taylor Swift to quote any of this,

but there's a theory, had COVID not happened, Taylor Swift's career would be over. I guess there was some album or something that came out, and it wasn't good, and nobody would have wanted to see her, but then COVID happened, and it kind of like, that removed that album, I guess. And it, like, she then was able to just kind of sit back. I don't know the whole story. It did allow that. It allowed a lot of people to kind of fade out for a little bit.

And then once things were good, a lot of the comeback started because everybody was so goddamn happy to do stuff. They were like, wait, Creed? Dude, I think everybody. You know what I mean? What, you know what I mean? Like they were doing that with everything. All these old bands that would pop up and you'd be like, wait.

People were so blueballed to go to a live event. Burt Kreischer was selling out stadiums. Right. That's where we were at in live entertainment at that point in time. Yep. Everybody wanted to do everything. Liddy Meow disagrees with that theory. I don't know enough about it to like know why this is a theory, but I'm interested in it.

I don't agree that she would have gone away either just because I don't know. me, I see how popular she is now, but I think that she's just one of those where she was too popular. Swifties are also very mad at Andy Reed. Because why is he giving Travis Kelsey the worst season? This should be his biggest season. Guess what? It's partially because of it. Why isn't he giving, what are they saying?

There's a reason. There was that video of, it's Andy Reid, right? He's a coach yelling at Travis Kelsey. Are they yelling at each other again? And Swifties are like, well, why aren't they giving Travis? more opportunity to shine this season. There's a reason Noah Gray is in there. Does he suck? Is he sucking now?

Travis, he's older. When you get older and your position is you need to be, if you're a tight end that's been unbelievable, you need to catch everything, and you need to be faster than the other guys because you're basically, you're going to have like a linebacker guard in you for the most part all the time.

So if now you're slower than linebackers, you're not getting away from them, and if you're dropping stuff and not running the route because he's not fast, what the hell's the point? Yeah, isn't that what we talked about a couple weeks ago how Patrick Mahomes isn't everybody really any weapons out there anymore?

He does not. If he could have a couple solid guys, they would probably be really good. But, oh, well, I'm not gonna,

they're a fan base that is definitely not allowed. You're like, this is unreal. Where's what we're all and whatever. No, that's in favor one or two.

You had an unbelievable run. Yeah. Because I think it's not five years from the, or it's five years from the last championship. That's how long you're not allowed to complain for. But when you've won like three, it has to be added on. Yeah.

Now you have like, 15 years where chiefs fans can't complain. And Jarvis and Chad is correct. I think Jarvis is just exhausted from all that belly-to-belly missionary sex he's having with Taylor Swift. I mean, they got to be going buck wild with them bony buttcheats bouncing back at you. Las Vegas police arrested a male teenager. This is why I love nerds, because nerds can do stuff that, like, can take down corporations. This is a teenager.

And the teenager goes to Las Vegas. I guess this was back in 2023. He orchestrated a cyber attack on Caesars and MGM resorts and stole $100 million. Oh, my God. He didn't target banking systems. I guess the hacker disrupted. This is what they did. I don't think he made any money.

He just cost them a bunch of money. Oh. He disrupted internal. casino operations by canceling reservations, shutting down slot machines, disabling hotel key cards. That's really funny. So he was just messing with him to cost them money.

He allegedly located an employee's LinkedIn profile, called the IT department, said, I'm so-and-so, I'm Cody Leasy, I just need to reset the IT password. They freaking did it. Oh, no! Which gave him access to all the MGM properties, the Bellagio, Luxorix, Calibers,

in Cosmopolitan, and he just started screwing him. That's crazy. Cost him roughly $100 million. They have found the kid, though. But, like, that's one of those ones where you work for the government now. Yep, it's now you have to, you have to help us. Sorry, you now work for the government. You're not going to go to jail, but we're going to give me, we're going to pay you very

handsomely. However, you are going to live here or whatever we tell you. We're going to put you in our prison, but you work for us now. Now, that's crazy. Crazy smart kids. Yeah, geez. Your apartment was cold? Oh, I got it.

It was so cold. I love these overnights, man, when they get real chilly. I got it. I have to close everything because my apartment is really, really good at, you know, staying cool. Yeah. But it also, you know, it's like in the winter. It's very nice. Keep warm, whatever.

But it lets in all the airs. Like, it's very all about the weather. So this time of year, if you leave everything open, it ends up dipping down. I think it was 59. I love a good crisp night, man. And I had the fan on, just wasn't on me at the time. It was just blowing in out of the other direction, so I wasn't really paying attention.

So that was like a double, like, nice, dude. Hell yeah. Oh, God, I'm going to die. Hey, don't forget, guys. We're just about a week and a half. Well, maybe two weeks, I guess. From the spookticular stroll. I've been mentioning this, and people have been DMing me.

Hey, what is that thing you're talking about on the air? Two weeks one day. It's the spooktacular. After all, C-O-I's not so scary. Half-mile Halloween walk for the family, right through Long Branch Park in Liverpool with nine sections, including skeleton graveyard, dinosaur dungeon, Cody's X's and Pumpkin Patch. Wait, like, why'd they put that in? Wait, like I buried them in the pumpkin patch or they're in the grape?

No, that's also. It's Cody's X's and then also Pumpkin Patch. Oh, so they just are kind of there? Yeah. There's like, there's an area. Yep. where when you when you walk by it. Yep.

I'm not going to say. Can we not let them all talk to each other? No, everybody separate. You know what? Can we just do one X at a time, please? Six feet. You all got COVID.

You got all got COVID here. You all got COVID. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I still have his cotton candy machine. No! Dress the kids in their Halloween costumes enjoy food, trucks, and fall treats.

Dogo. on Thursdays. Bring your Paps. Dress them up. Upgrade to the special treat or trot pass. Yo. To go treating with your dog. Proceeds go to our local shelters.

And of course, treats on the trail is Saturdays and Sundays. Be looking out for occasional pop-ups from punched as well. Cody will be over there. You never know? Get your vehicle pass now. Spooktacular stroll.com. Or just Google it's the first thing that comes up. And that all depends on you guys.

What? You make it worth my bile, then I can see that, and then I end up over there. I think the first couple of, well, the first Saturday. They're all really busy. No, they're not open that first Saturday. So that first, you might have some warm Saturdays. Yeah. And they want drinks.

All right, got a little cup of drinks. So someone asked, this is like a just a random Reddit thread, what is something that's actually healthy despite people thinking that it's not? Cigarettes. Cigarettes is top one. Cocaine number one. Cocaine number two. Yes.

Big increase. You make a joke, but that's on, like, stuff like that's on there. Like, they say fats. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. Healthy fats. Like, fats are good for your brain. You're supposed to be eating fats.

You need lipids. A bunch of these, I, if this is true. Okay. I'm living forever. Sleeping. I sleep so much. I'm a sleep champion. He's like a bear.

I'm a bear. I am the original fat bear. Yes. Playing video games. They say it can be a problem like any other thing, but it's great. To keep your mind alert, to keep yourself awake. I really wonder, I wonder what it's going to be like for our generation to age. Because I think about my nanny, and she had dementia, and a lot of people I know, like, they get older, they get dementia.

I wonder what our brains are going to be like. Do you think that because we played so many video games, we like kept the muscles exercised? Right. I mean, that are like, we're going to demand regular Nintendo. And we're like 80. I wears my Nintendo. I don't understand. But no, yeah, because that was.

what I was going to say is good part of my video games is hand eye coordination. Right. It's crazy. So, I mean, it's got to be helping a little bit. Doing something. I got to figure we're keeping our minds sharp. We're doing the hand eye coordination. I would say it was like that older generation may have been like more fit from staying maybe in better.

They're moving around a lot. Yeah. Shape, you know, with wars and not every McDonald's on every corner type of deal. Work in the land a little bit. I would say, you know, our generation is, you know, mentally, who knows. But, you know, like when you were saying, like with the hand-eye coordination and doing things for brain. There's plenty of brain rot. That's not brain rot.

But, yeah, yeah. I'm wondering how our brains are going to age. I'm excited to see that. Oh, I'm not with my, no. No, yours is. Collective view guys, yes, no. Sooner later. Cody's CTE.

He's going to kick in at some point. She's going to come in here and Benoit the whole show. I'm going to fill this whole room with concrete. Potatoes made the list. They get a bad rap because they're usually prepared like fried or down. but if you bake, roast, or air-fri-potatoes, they're quite possibly the healthiest starch you can eat. Oh, okay.

Potato is good for you. I like a good starch. Mm-hmm. Eggs made the list. Salt made the list. Again, fat, sugars. When in moderation, or when you're cooking at home,

you need that for your brain. Okay, yeah. I get that. Daydreaming. It is a good form of meditation. I mean, I'm a good daydreamer. I like to daydreamer.

I'm a good daydreamer. I did sleeping. Somebody wrote Yeager Meister. All right. I like to think that whiskey is very, very much. That thing where you're supposed to have like a little bit of booze, right? It's supposed to help here. I'm doing it for my health.

It's one of those where like the old lady is supposed to drink. Well, everybody, like, you can drink that glass of red wine at dinner like Stanley there. And it helps your heart or something. I don't know. That's why I do it. Yeah. Let's help our hearts tonight, guys. Seven o'clock on Twitch.

Exactly. I assume that's a help my heart with big fat bong ribs. Does that? Big fat bonn ribs? fat mongrups are great for the body. I open up the arteries. The ariolus. My a aerobles open up real nice from big fat mongruz.

Happy birthday. Good night, folks. Twitch.com slash K-Rox C&Y. YouTube.com slash K-Rox C-N-Y. That's year boy. Well, flyers, travelers, were asked,

what are the best in the worst airports? in the United States of America. I don't know airports, but just air quality. Oh, air quality is real low. Right here. Bottom two, I guess you'll count Toronto as North America. Really? Toronto and Newark Liberty down in New Jersey.

There's other airports in that little area. Down in New Jersey? Well, it's not just like you've got to go to those two. You've got to go to those two. I just knew of the two. And I just recently learned you can fly from Ithaca to Manhattan, to JFK. Oh.

Ithaca has an airport. I knew that. They have a direct flight. If they're going to. So the mega airports that are the best. And I've heard that number one, Minneapolis, St. Paul, is the best airport. I've never traveled there.

I've never been to that one. I've never had to travel there. Detroit, I've never been. Was that where we? I can't remember. I can't remember where Detroit may have been one. Phoenix is number three. Dallas Fort Worth, number four.

Yep. That is a huge. Huge airport. Huge. And then number five is Harry Reid in Las Vegas. Really? Yeah. Okay.

I think that's the one I went out of there. Chicago was pretty damn big. Chicago was a huge airport. My in-laws flew up and they did a crazy. They had the transfer there and they were like, I don't know if we'll make it to our gate. It's such a big airport. That's when I did that. I was like, wait.

I got to get where? Yeah. In six minutes? Yeah. I need a, it says wait for trolley. It's a hike, dude. Like, I was supposed to wait for trolley that gets here every 15, but my flight leaves in six. When you look at, like, the airport on a map, and you're like, that's a town.

Yeah. I have to get to a town. Yeah. Let me just run through the best airports. So the best mega airports, Minneapolis, best large airport, John Wayne Airport, and Orange County, California. California, followed by Tampa. What's the one that's for demons and whatever? Oh, is that Colorado?

Is it Colorado? It has like the Illuminati and like the horse with the red eyes out front. What is that one? I don't know. I bet that's not on any of the list because you don't want to draw attention to it because it's for the Illuminati. Indianapolis made the top five medium airports as well as Buffalo. Buffalo's number three. Good for Buffalo, I guess.

Okay. There was 30,000 surveys from a U.S. or Canadian restaurants, residents asking how they felt about travel in different places. That's okay. Yeah, Denver is the creepy one. Denver is the one that has like. Why do they say it's for Illuminati? It just has all the meanings and all that. There's portals to places there, right?

Is that what it is? This is a real show. It's a real show. We got a hot show, folks. K-Rock text lines. That or not? Josh, why do you even bother playing Cody at Madden? Hey.

It's clearly unmatched. No offense. I always root for you to win, but you never win. I know. The college football's a little more matched. And Mad one's, pardon me, it's harder. Because it's not, it's, you know, we're both, The skill levels are both pretty equal.

But the problem is, is that Madden gives you a pretty big advantage when you are a football nerd like me. Yeah, I don't know football things. I know what guys are. I don't know what their strengths are. Like, I know that, well, you know, he's going to be good to do that. You know, like, I know all the stupid little things. I don't know what, I don't even know what a safety is supposed to do. But I don't like just playing the game.

I know all the audibles. like, oh, let me bring these guys in here and drop this guy back here, do all that stupid crap. So that's not fair a little bit, but he still managed to hang tight. I'm so bad. Explain to me how my Maddened superstar last night got the starting QB position over Josh Allen on the Buffalo Bill. Oh, my God.

If I'm so bad, like you say. Exactly, Jeff. I'm just happy to be involved. I'm just happy to be playing with my friend. That's all I'm doing. I'm just having good times. I don't understand this story. I'll play it for you.

I've seen this a million, like, different plays. You guys have sent it to me. Teachers aid in South Carolina was using poop spray inside the school. What? I don't know why. Like to make it smell like poopies? Yeah. Oh.

Was he mad at the school? Like, all right. Stink bomb! It's like that gross spray that like morning radio shows played with 20 years ago. Yeah, no. It's disgusting. It's awful. There was that whole world for a very long time at like media play where you could

get stink bombs in that spray. Remember all those things? For what purpose? I don't even know to piss off your parents or teachers. Teachers aid in South Carolina has been arrested for using poop spray inside of a school. 32-year-old Alexander Lewis, Big Al, come on, Al. Mr. Lewis wouldn't do that. He's always so fun.

He gives me shoulder rubs during tests. He's been charged with disturbing school. You look dead. It's just a little bit. Disturbing school and malicious. injury to property after using the spray that plagued the campus for weeks. That's, I mean, not funny, but it's kind of funny that he's what? Just walking around going, it's really gross, though.

If you've never smelled it, Joe just reminded me. A kid got suspended for over a year for doing that at West Jenny, I guess. Oh, really? My son, his asthma has been triggered multiple times because of this, and I've had him take him to the doctor three times. Like, did he think he was being funny? But like, what? Can I ask, like, did nobody inside of the school?

question for weeks what this horrid smell was they were just like I don't know oh well these kids are just pooping their own pants right nobody bothered

we don't have an answer for it to be like hey there's something going on there's a horrific smell that's been going on for about a week we're going to clear out the school you know what I mean yeah we're going to figure this out like why would you wait weeks um I guess the incidents caused class disruptions

and more than 55,000 $1,000 in damages to the air conditioning. What? I got to know more about this. Did he just spraying it into the AC? Where was he just dumping it into the, like, that's just weird. Did he want to get out of school that bad? Makes you kind of wonder what damage we've done to this AC system in here.

Your air filter hates us. Yep, there we go. And there we go. This is where I live now. I live in my hood. How do I, I always forget how to say it. Is it Katami National Park? Kotomi.

Hold on how to get out of it. Kottmi. He's got his hood over. his face when I can't breathe. I don't know what I did. Can anybody phonetically type that out for me? Katami National Park in Alaska. It's about Fat Bear Week.

Oh, yeah, it is Fat Bear Week. I never get the park right, though. Alasker Week has launched. The annual contest celebrates well-fed brown bears, preparing for their winter hibernation. Wait, you want to get yourself a place to sleep. Catmine, Nebraska says. Catmine National Park.

All right. So we've got some favorites. Now all these bears have numbers in front of them Because it must be like a reason how they track them and all that So make sure they're not 1 28 Grazer Okay Won her first title back in 2000 23

So we remember Grazer And then became the first pregnant bear to win in 2004 Wow Fan favorite 32 chunk returns after recovering from a summer jaw injury 32 chunk Mm-hmm

Bear 609 was the two 2002 fat bear junior champion. Whoa. Also competing alongside with 128, Jr. Are you looking at them? Are they real fat? Yeah. They're real fat.

What's your favorite? Holy cow. Should I bring it up on my screen? Let me bring it up my screen. Can you see him? Did you see him, though? I'm reading the article. Let me see which one that was.

Who's 856? 856 is just the number. A large male bear. It doesn't have a name. So 856 is up right now. How are you seeing photos? Where are you seeing this? Bat Bear Week, Meet the Bears.

And they just got to kind of scroll. Oh, look at these bears. All right, I'm going to bring it up on my screen. 9-01. Oh, my God. Look at these bears, dude. Are they showing, like, the size difference? Yeah.

All right. Holy cow. 32 chunk is real big. Right? These are... 99 is huge. These are all... 128 grazer.

Look at 128 grazer, you guys. Yeah, look at how big it is. Twitch and YouTube. It's amazing how much weight they put on over like two months. Yeah, no, wait until you get going down there a little bit. Wait, wait till 856, man. Let's go to 856, 6.09. 8.

Look it. Woo! Look what he was from before. Right? This large adult male has uniformly brown body fur and light brown ears. When 856 stands on all four legs, he is likely more than five feet tall at the shoulder. when fishing he frequently licks his lips, which is a behavioral characteristic expressed by a few bears in that river.

That's funny that he sees me saying, I'm going to eat. I'm going to eat. That's a fat bear, dude. The whole next two under him or just as big. 9-0-1? Like a 9-0-1. Oh, my God.

These bears are eaten. This is a medium-sized, fat adult female. Yeah, she is. Their 901 has blonde-rimmed triangular ears. If not friend, why friend? shape. Very confusing. 9.09 is fat.

910. There's so many favorites. They're huge. Oh, look at the junior bears. Isn't that funny? The little junior bears? Look at the little junior bears getting all fat. Right.

They're like, I got to eat sandwich too. Because I guess that they do got to. Yeah, they sleep. They got to sleep too. Yep, bedtime. Sorry. Oh, take me home tonight. Fat bottom bears, you make the rocky world.

Oh, fat bear week. Just typing in and it'll be the first thing that comes up. You can get your votes in. What do you see? What's live cam? Where does live cam? Oh, there's always a live cam. Oh, it's all of them.

This is like their whole website of Explore. Yeah, there's a whole lot of fat bear webcams you can look at. Let me see. Is it live or they live right now, though? Fat Bear Week Bears? It would be like 5.30 in the morning out there. 4.30 in the morning maybe? 4.53.

There's one eating of salmon right now. Look. Look. Wow. He caught one. He got one. Look at that fat bear eating, dude. He caught a salmon.

Does it say who it is? I don't know. They're zooming in on them. That's awesome. We're just watching fat bear cam. They're eating salmon right now. They're eating salmon right now. They're all catching salmons.

They're having a little tussles. The seagulls are just waiting for their scraps. This is awesome. Just fat bear's week. I guess after you're done watching us, go watch some bear week stream. Go for it. If the grinder app or whatever for people,

if they're not doing like special things for this. On fat for bear week, yeah, they should be doing something. They should be doing something. All right, radio world, We will hand you off to the 90s at 9, celebrating the 1900s back when music was good. Back in our day. Gaming stream, Duke at Syracuse, I flipped the coin.

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