The Show - STOP THEM

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

Oh, we’ve been watching you shower this whole time. Sorry, we didn’t tell you? Coors is the next beer to get in the NA game, so cue the water/beer jokes. A rumor about sharks heading the the Great Lakes has Cody shook, plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. D-Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. Oh, the dumb-dum cycle.

Just idle and a little rich. Just idle and a little rich. Oh, silly out there. Yeah. Add just the trope. There you go. And the dummy cycle. Happy Thursday.

You're making it closer to the end of the week, friends, and we'll keep you company. Ermer's there. It's just a jam-packed. as it is a Thursday, so it means it'll all conclude with the cocoa puff tonight at seven. God willing, and the creek don't rise.

But leading up to that, we've got so many tickets to give away today. Okay. To various things. Give away one right now, quick. I could. We were just talking hockey. I've got crunch tickets.

I'm going to give the rest of those away today. Run! Because the game is tomorrow and Sunday. I want people to have time to make time for the games. So I'll tell you how to win those. And if you know how to win those, you can, of course, text in. I've got those Alterbridge tickets. Alter Bridge coming to town, landmark theater.

And ain't no John Legend. Hall of me. It's all of you. Isn't that one of his songs? I have no idea. I know he's very talented. I get it. Was that last night or two?

Two nights ago. Two nights ago. Yeah. So we'll give you Alterbridge tickets. I've also got to choose your own adventure at 7.30 this morning. Where you can pick the tickets to the show you want to go to. So those are on sale. Now those $30 lawn seats.

You can pick your friends. You can pick your tickets, but you can't pick your friends' tickets. Oh, you can't? Or, I mean, I guess maybe you can. You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose, but you can't. You can pick your friend's nose. You can do what you want.

Pick my nose right now. How was everyone's Wednesday? Good. Thank you for stopping by a whiskey show last night. We had a little something to drink. Anything else going on? It was raining all day yesterday, man. Yeah, that damp one. Right, like literally, as I came back inside yesterday,

later on it, it was closer to dinner time. It was because it waited for a little while by me anyway. It started to rain and just never stop. About 3 o'clock it kicked off. It rained the rest of the night. So it was a damn one still raining out right now, but I think it clears up. Not right now. It's like my least favorite.

It's that drizzle. Yeah, and it's early and cold. Yeah, you're not getting soaked, but you're just getting wet enough to bother you. Somebody found time last night to bake cookies. Right? You follow Jones recipe right there. I was like, are these really that easy? And they really were that easy.

The peanut butter cookies? Mine are nearly, you know, Joan level of. They're just three ingredients, right? But yeah. Nope. But I did as an ode to Joan, because I did rip off her cookies that she made us. I used her jam in there. It's her four.

Oh, that's the jam? Four berry jelly or whatever in that and the cookies. I'll have one of those a little later for sure. They're really good. Careful, though. They tend to, what's what I'm looking for? Crumble apart? Yeah, they tend to like this and like crumbling upon themselves.

Yeah, Katie said they're all. this first baseball game was rained out yesterday. Ah, you damn kids. I don't know show bro Ben is in here yet, but he was definitely at a track meet in the rain for several hours. He texted me. Yeah, no. I remember that for baseball.

If it's sprinkled, we can't. We can't play. Nope. Track meets, though, you're just out in it. Yeah. Because there's nothing dangerous about a disc or a javelin or a cleats running or a shot football slipping out of somebody's wet hands. Yeah, there they go.

Oh, all right. Good job. Good job. We love our kids. We love our kids. We love our kids. So lots to get to. Lots to get to.

You can get in. Hang on hot mics. YouTube and Twitch. Streaming is the future. Be where we are. Twitch. That song was the first song playing and I turned on my car this morning.

How weird is that? I was playing a pop-pump playlist yesterday. And when I got out of my car last night, That was a song that was playing. And then I got in my car. And the offspring, the kids aren't all right, was playing. And then I come in here, and the first song we play in here. Yeah.

Something is broke. Maybe it's, let's see, the offspring, the noodles. Trying to think of ties of something that could be today. I don't know. Maybe you're going to have pasta for dinner. Oh, pasta. There is. For dinner.

Okay. Your mother says your cookies are very good. Cody, those cookies are good. Had one with my coffee. He's a little baker, a little baker over here. Those ones are easy because even I can't mess that one up. Baker in his bonnet. Because I still didn't use measurings.

You didn't? You don't have to use measurements? You know, you're opposed to them, baking especially, but I just, oh, man. You don't like it? I eyeball it. Hey, come on. That may explain why they're crumbling a little bit. You didn't do the exact measurements.

Sugar and peanut butter. I think. I know. Well, the internet's always been divided on what direction you should be facing in the shower, Maybe you're getting up. You're listening to us right now in your shower. You're naked. Oh my God, you guys.

We look at you. Nice. Real nice. This is a reverse cam. People don't realize it sometimes. No, this is... We Seinfeld, reverse people hold it. Now, we can look in on you guys.

I don't know if we ever clarified this, but you can look at us in the studio, Twitch and YouTube. But these are two-way cameras. We've been able to look at you guys. You know that scene in Dark Night Rises where he's got all this... That's what we have on the back wall of the studio. You guys didn't know that? It's especially easy when you hit, like, hit four. Right there?

Well, now is what do you think we're doing. Yeah, now we're looking out at you. Well, I mean, we're right in your apartments and houses right now. We're seeing in the shower. Yeah, so. And you all look great. Yeah. So the internet is debating the natural way to take a, to face in the shower.

All. Um, well, trying to think how I do. I'm not facing the wall. I guess I don't really face in any certain direction. I kind of rotate. I'm in, I'm out, I'm moving. You do front and back. Yeah.

I'll face the wall for a little bit. Yeah. Let the water hit my back. Your butt balls in back. My butt balls and back. And then I like to spin around. And I like to have the water hitting on my whole front. And I'm like Bob,

lay down in the fetal position and cry for a little bit. So when you're washing and stuff, yeah, that way you have time to watch your little TV setup that you have. But other times you can't because you have to turn and face the shower head. Yeah, you do have your TV setup. I forgot about that. Yeah, Nick likes to rotate like a rotisserie chicken. That's the same way I'm doing it too.

Well, the internet is debating this. The correct way, one doctor says that you should have this preference. Your face is one of the most sensitive parts of your body packed with nerve endings. Direct water hitting your face can feel overstimulating, especially if the pressure is too high. The water is hot and you're stressed or fatigued. I like that way. I like to have the water hit my face. I get that.

I feel like it's cleaning off all the dead skin. No, I sort of get that because I don't like it when it's hot. I get that feeling when really hot water hits my face. Like needles? Yeah, I don't like it. Facing away can feel more calming and controlled. It reduces sensory input and gives a sense of relaxation, which is why many people instinctively turn their back when they want to unwind.

I like the, we don't have a massaging shower head, but I like the water on my back to loosen up my muscles. I mean, yeah, I don't really thought about it. I just, I really didn't think about it either. I'm more, turned my back to the shower head just because I'm, I'm washing my front. Mm-hmm. So when you wash your front, if you're facing the shower head, everything is immediately rinsing away. You know what I mean?

You got to, you got to wash everything. Then you rinse out your lufa. Then you can start your, your rins and off process if you want, but I usually wait until I'm almost done. I usually wait until I've even brushed my teeth. Do you do the move that I can, I can only. refer to it as the quote, I gotta get my life together. Do you ever do that move? Where you've got one hand, I just like doing it because it feels dramatic. Where you've got...

I already don't you're talking about. The showerhead's there and you've got your hand on the wall and you're just standing there with the water dripping down your face. I'm like, I gotta get my life together. I like doing that a lot. No, I have done that with the reverse of everything you just said basically, of cold water in the summer when it's... hottest balls and you jump in and it's freezing and you just sit there like that and you go

oh no I don't do that you like to cool off though well if I just did a bunch of hot outdoor stuff I like that feeling no pool to jump in I'm just cooling off your body and getting all the heat to go away because that's actually top notch that's actually what you're opposed to do yeah facing away can feel more calming he said it's the best way to move around a little bit like nick said rotissory chicken uh he said move around facing forward too much can dry out your skin and face, irritate your eyes and facing away too much, means you're not washing all the products and soaps off of your face and chest can create irritation. Okay.

Yeah, Katie and I are on the same side. We both feel that brushing your teeth and showers gross, but you like it. No, I understand. I get it. It's disgusting. Yeah. I don't understand how people do it normal. I make such a mess.

Like, I don't, I just don't know. I don't know how people don't make a disaster out of it. I don't understand. I'm 41 years old. I can. I can. And it works for you. Who cares?

I mean, I can. But I just feel like I'm getting a better brush if I can go wild man with it and just, you know, everything's open. I'm going crazy with it. Now, the craziest thing I read in this article is, quote, a woman asked her husband, which dirt your new face, hon. He faces the shower curtain. That's, yeah. That's psycho behavior. Like, how?

Like, the water's just hitting your side? And then you what? You turn and face the wall. Yeah, no. So we do this. Like, I would imagine... Oh, yeah, much better. Imagine you're knocking on the door and you're going in the bathroom to grab something

and your partner is in the shower and they're just standing forward facing at the shower curtain. Right? Like reverse psycho. Just... Oh, hi. I'm washing. Hello. I don't know if you are.

I'm cleaning. I'm all. I don't know. I'm going to go, though, because. Will you hand me the horse box? I'm going to go. What direction are you guys? We're all rotissory chickens in here.

You don't pick one side. You're spinning. You're the what is it? What do they call that? That meat that you guys like with your Giros? You're the meat. Oh, the lamb meat? You're the lamb on the little, I don't know what that machine is called.

I don't know what it's called, but you're just rotating. The meat spinner. Slow rotation. Cocoa Pops. Ten eyes. You're going to do the weed show tonight, bud? Hell, yeah. Cocopuses.

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Yeah, that's the other thing. is that if you do that and you show them a receipt, they give you 30% off. It's not just, you know, say our name or whatever. So even if you don't want to be like, hey, um, excuse me, I, winky Wednesday. Winky Wednesday is why you've got that restraining order. That's why I can't go in.

East Coast Amheralds all the time. Oh, geez. East Coast Emeralds right there in North Syracuse behind the Daily Diner. Get yourself some breakfast, pop in and see them when they open. And of course, Joe's Buds. It's 46-56-56 onondaga Boulevard. We love Joe's buds. And I do believe, I don't know if it starts tonight or later,

but I believe our friends from Thrive will be featured pretty soon here on Cocoa Puffs. I was talking to Scott about that. So we love their message and what they're doing over there in East Syracuse at Thrive. Yes. They had us out there for 420. They have a lot of great product. And if you're a super baller, they have like the most baller pre-roll you've ever seen. Yeah, they have the.

They sold one of them because it's a lot of money. One wrapped in literal money. Literal money. And the other one is wrapped in literal gold. So, all right. Coors. Coors. Coors.

The banquet beer. You want to drink a beer in the commercial that's got a lot of horses in the wild. Well, the biggest trend right now, and maybe Ben can speak to this, is NA beers. A lot of people, a lot of my buddies drink NA beers now. Not alcoholic N A beers Did Frank ever try the NA beer move? Yes and even back in when I was a young

Even I was like I don't know if you should be doing that That's the wrist slippery slope Yeah For that because then you start Was it like he'd drink that A and? I mean eventually Yeah right

But like yeah because it's You get that trust Back to you give to yourself We're like I can have a couple Because it's you think that that's booze And it's not And you're like well I can drink a couple regular beers now look how well I handled

12 N.A beers like no it's not my bro it's interesting because like I'll go out with friends rarely do I go out of friends but I have a lot of friends who are just sober yeah and they'll crack an N A beer or they'll like I'll go to a buddy's house and he'll sit down and crack an N.A. beer and I go all right well they want to drink the beer but maybe they don't they're just sober now but yeah that's why

mock tales and weed drinks and stuff like that are so popular now or certain things you can put into drinks like I carry my bang all the time just in case. Oh, a little drip, drip, drip. Yeah. Put is saying what a lot of people say. I can't do it. I figure if I try, I'll end up liking real beer.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 87% of people that drink non-alcoholics beers also drink real beer. They do zebra striping. One normal beer, one N-A beer, one normal beer. Mm. No, see, that's, I'd rather do like what you do, the old school lame way of. Beer, water, beer, beer.

Yeah, I just drink whiskey and water. That's what I drink. No, that's just easier. Because once I start doing something like that, what inevitably ends up happening is what happens at other restaurants that have like a Red Robin. You've got so many other fun drinks that, yeah, I don't need, that's okay. Yeah, they'll get booze another time. Let me get the purple, special, splashy, you know, instead.

And then now, now there's no booze. Yeah, I never, I mean, I did have periods where I drank to excess. I hope those not going to be. Hell, yeah. Days are behind me. but I generally just, I have what I call my power hour. Yeah.

Where if I pour my whiskey, I'll drink whiskey and water for an hour and then I'm done. Whereas I couldn't, I don't think I could catch a beer buzz in an hour. Well, and it's the, I, and then I go to bed. I save that type stuff for, like, events in summertime.

Like the, like wrestling, football, then I'll have, you know, beers or, you know, like the cans, things or whatever. Beards are just, too filling for me. I like him when Joel and Carissa come in and we have a little treats. I like maybe one.

That's what I do. I like to do that. Or a cider. That's why I like their their calendar. Their calendar. Their calendar. Their advent calendar because it's just a mess of randos. Yeah. That I can just try this. I'm trying to try this one. It's worked for a lot of people. Textline says

six years sober here. If it wasn't for NAA, I would have relapse. Good for you, bud. That's awesome. I like that. Yeah, it works for a lot of people. I'm glad that it works for people. Just I want, you know, just be careful. I'm glad to help. Dumb question, I guess. Can you drive with an N.A.

beer? Like, can I just have it? Probably not. Or because there's like a small percentage or something in there? Yeah, I bet because it's like, isn't it zero zero zero zero zero one? Whatever. Well, I bring this up because Coors is getting in the NA game. Coors. Wasn't Coors all wetty water? Give me your water. By that, I mean Mueller life.

It's called Coors 0.0% and the rollout will begin. up here in the northeast, has the same flavor of Coors, like, yeah, water. I'm just joking. I've got nothing against Coors, but no, that's just, just one of those things old timers say.

Yes, they're one that the bar, order of water, I mean, a miller or a bud. Yeah, just what old timers at bars say. But Coors insist that the 0.0% beer has the same flavor of Coors, delivering a crisp mountain cold refreshment that this is their first completely non-alcoholic drink. I would.

What? wouldn't tout that as like, hey. Hey, it's the first time we're down there. No, the first part of like, our, our beer is, like, you were saying as a joke, our beer is so watered down anyway that you can't tell that ever got to tell. You're not even going to tell. You're not even going to tell. Maybe don't.

They did release something called Coors Edge in 2019. That was 0.5% alcohol. So. See, I think that's just a way to, for, oh, God. For places to get, it's kind of like a cash grab. Well, yeah. If that's where the market's going, people are drinking less alcohol. You more for us, but you're basically putting in water and then some of your hops and barley's.

And that's it. And I guess that's great. I mean, I mean, I sell it. I guess for those of you who are sober and you drink N.A. beers, does it still do the thing to your brain that you're clearly your brain wants that beer? Just the... It just kind of has that. The taste maybe does it. And you're like...

And maybe there's like a little bit of a placebo effect or you're like, I know that taste. I know this feeling in my hand. You're right. That's enough that you can do that. Yeah. Good. Good.

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Like I watch my guitar videos and there's like guitar guys. Drumio is for drummers. Okay. And Chad Smith comes in from the chili peppers and they're like, here's a song Chad Smith's never heard. Can he play along to it? Okay, yes. And it's always like.

Because I disagree with some of them. You're like, you've never heard that song before? You'd never heard 30 seconds to Mars? Yeah. Stop it. Stop it. And there's a whole world of YouTube videos where they're like, so-and-so listens to nine-inch nails for the first time.

And I'm like, you've never heard nine-inch nails. I'm not buying the Chad Smith one. Some of them I can see because I don't know some very popular songs when we do that stuff like that. Where I'm like, I don't know it. But bro, you're a musician for the last however many years. And like nowadays, younger you get, I can see, you know, because there's not, you know, CDs, tapes, blah, blah, blah, blah. But, bro, you grew up in, like, the best era of being able to absorb music.

Because I also, I also recognize. Oh, grew up. I don't, I don't know everything. Because I feel like this is going to be a sentence that's going to sound weird coming out of a 44-year-old man's mouth. I feel like I missed the boat on Young Thug. He's a rapper. Oh, then I did, too. And, I don't know if it was in New York Times.

We can get on board with Young Thug. Somebody, they came out with the list of like the greatest American songwriters. And Young Thug is on there? And I go, well, did I miss a, did I miss Young Thug? When I know him if I, let me see. I probably can't play, it's a hip-hop, but it's current hip-hop. Well, it probably swears, but I was like, I guess I've missed, I've missed out on Young Thug. You know, he doesn't even look familiar to me.

Yeah, I don't think he's in our wheel. I think he came after we were in college. All right. How old is Young Thug? Does I say his age? He is. Why does I not say? 34.

34. Yeah, see, so that's the window we would have missed. Yeah. We were like, that wasn't our era. But I feel like I've missed the young thug window. But we can get on it. You want to get on it? Other names include sex.

Sure. King slime. King slime. Spider. Some swear words. Mm-hmm. Let's see. Where did he came from?

Cucci Mines 1017 records? Okay. Yeah, I don't really know. See, I'm not really familiar with that whole, you're right. That era is when I kind of stopped listening to anything but the screaming stuff on an oasis. Yeah. Because it's right about like that 2008 to, you know, I don't know. Yeah.

I missed a big chunk of rappers and such, for sure. Sister in chat says I've referenced popular songs to people I work with. They were 10 years younger than me and they've never heard of it. It's weird because I feel like us millennials know so much music. Right? That's why the Chad Smith thing, it's like, bro, you don't know, you don't know POD? Yeah. You never heard POD?

I would get it. I would get it if you were a jazz drummer. Yeah. But you're in the red hot chili peppers and you don't know popular rock bands? And then as another member of one of those other bands, I would be like, screw you, bro. We're supposed to be peers. And you've never heard. Youth of the Nation, bro.

You've never heard me, Chad Smith, yeah. No, sorry, I'm just, I'm too cool looking like Will Ferrell over here. But also, like, my kid's friends will know my music. Like, they'll get in the car yesterday. I was listening to. Yeah. Who'd I get in? Story of the year.

I was playing Story of the year my car. That, yeah. And my son's friend knew it. He goes, I like this song. They're getting, that whole little genre. Like, Emo is back? I think it's blown up again. Oh, his Emo back?

We're so back. I don't know about emo, emo, but like, that story of the year Thursday. Early 2000. Yeah, like that chunk. The more radio. How are the kids finding that? Are they doing like TikTok videos?

I was just going to say, is it a TikTok trend? Did we TikTok trended again? Because I don't really know. I have no idea where people refine stuff. We put Story of the Year inside Apes Van and she played, they played two songs before she came out. Put a bit of time caps. We just opened it up.

Everyone knows. It's the story. We put a story of a year to phone booth and send them up to the future. We put Diko in carbonate. Locked up with a hot solo. Flight in space. They do. The kids know what they like.

They like it. Anyways, I just, those a little thing I was ranting on there. Ahoy, hoi, ho. Happy Thursday, Cocoa Pust tonight. By the way, tomorrow night, this is my last chance for you to win these. Tomorrow night, Syracuse Cruncher,

back in the barn against the Cleveland Monsters of this playoff time. series is tied at one apiece. Cleveland Monsters, two Syracuse, tomorrow night and Sunday night, and you can win tickets. How do you win tickets? You use the K-Rock text line. Now, you're going to want to save this number in your phone

because now I see Kahn's using the K-Rock text line in the afternoons. He's got a bunch of giveaways on there. 315, 364-109. Put that in your phone and save it. Yeah, especially doubling down on what you just said, he seems to be giving away a ton of stuff. I'm looking at text from his afternoon show. He's giving away black label society stuff, I believe, yeah.

So if you want to go see the crunch, all you got to do is text the word crunch and the night you want to go. So if you want to go Friday, crunch Friday. And if you want to go Sunday, crunch Sunday. It is a four-pack. The tickets will go right to your phone. We're going to kick Divedo down the stairs. I'm going to take Steve a little bit of put about out of the ice with a sleek shot. Oh, wait.

Yeah, and it fails miserably. Should have zambonied the ice that day. Coming up in about 25 minutes, you're going to want to get in our Twitch chat, because we've got one more chance for you to choose your own adventure. Live Nation selling $30 tickets right now, summer of live. Head to LiveNation.com, and there's a ton of shows. Over 4,000 shows. You can get $30 tickets for, so we're giving some away.

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Some useless to remain. Rest and peace, David Allen Co. This ain't your music, but I do love. Who is this guy? Outlaw country, baby. I respect this kind. And I don't, it doesn't like make me want to, yeah, like, throw up, like, the new stuff. I just don't like it.

Yeah. How, is this real old? 60s, 70s, yeah. Wow. You'll know one of the songs. The name sounds pretty familiar. I just don't know. I thought this was K rock.

Not K country. Charlie Pride. You'll know this song. Okay. Take this job and shove it. I've heard of it. Yes. I have her, yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen? God, way too. No, I don't. 86 years young, that's a good run. Oh, wow. Yeah, I know. I don't know this song. I know of it, but no, I don't.

Yeah. Good for him. I hate modern country, but I love Outlaw Country. Back we were to wear a bunch of boot lickers. Yeah, right now we're pulling themselves up by him stripes. Oh, well, yeah. Oh. Yeah, I heard the breeze.

Marinos out in California could fly Higher than the birds Marinos? Willie Whaling and mean? There's all three of them on that? Wow. It was like nothing I'd have. And the Eagles flew in from the West Coast.

Like the birds, they were trying to be fruit. Not in Texas. Well, that little man... Doesn't like the Italian spaghetti. Right now. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm David Allen Cove. I used to spend my nights out in a bar room. Taxline said I did Coke with them in Florida.

Hell yeah. Awesome. Dicker was the only love I know. Hey, chop me up a bump. But you rescued me from reaching for the bottom. Now, he was born in Akron, Ohio, which, I mean, not very southern. Very southern. The tip of southernness.

Ohio? You are in danger. Ohio? Well, we all are in danger. We're all in danger up here. Well, I don't, what? There's allegedly two sharks, two great white sharks. Stop, don't even.

Are headed. No. No. To the Great Lakes. Stop them. They're not really. It's a rumor that's on the internet right now. They could!

Can we all just appreciate that he yelled, stop them? Like, what do you want me to do, bud? I don't know. Stop! Get them! Get them out of there! Something! Frank Ocean official says I'll take care of them. Thank you, Frank Ocean.

You want me to never go into a body of water ever again? Get blood up a wall! What are you doing? I'm never going. No, that's it. I should have not told them it was a rumor. I should have said two great white sharks. were spotted in Otisco Lake. I'm never going to water. No, there's really not going to be...

That's what you think. There's really not going to be two great white sharks in the Great Lakes. There's a rumor going around the Internet right now trying to claim the two great white sharks are headed for the Great Lakes. I don't know how that would work. I don't know much about sharking,

but even I know that... Someone synced them. Even I know that salt water... I think they might need too much. ...can't just swim in the fresh water. right? I think they need too much of the ocean, so I don't think they'd make it too far.

Because, like, what is it? Bullsharks? Those are the douchebags that can be like, I'm fine. Bullsharks can do whatever they want. I'm okay with it. Bullsharks can go salt water to freshwater, but that's the only one.

Man, the way times be adapting and how they're all on cocaine? How the hell do we know? I do got to, I got to, I got to go back and isolate his face when he yelled, stop them. he was serious stop stop him

like it was coming right forth put out a net scoop them yes it has been debunked it's easy to debunk because there's so many it's way too cold

for great white sharks up here one it's too cold for most sharks like okay Greenland sharks can do it but like they live hundreds and hundreds of years they have better things and they've had plenty of time to get here

The Great Lakes are fresh water. Sharks need salt water. So we're done, right? Video's over? No one's over there. But Dane, some sharks can swim in fresh water. To that, I say bull. Sharks can swim in fresh water. They can regulate the salt in their bodies. But they still need salt water to live. Yeah, there ain't no sharks headed for the Great Lakes. There'd be a sick movie. No, not. Be a sick movie. Did you watch that trailer hit? Did you see that, that deep water one? No.

I keep popping up on all my things. What is it? Just because I keep saying it, it's going to keep showing up. I can't, I don't really know much because I kind of just black out when it's on, so I don't pay attention. But it's basically my nightmare. A plane crashes in the ocean. And they're sharks.

It's like, right. So how do they avoid the sharks? Oh, that's the movie. You gotta watch it. No, you can. No. I do not. I watch deep blue.

I'm good. There's a video game called Subnotica where you're underwater and stuff and you swim around. Yep, I did. Yep. I played that for a minute. But no, nope, I did that. Landshard. Land shark.

Come on in. Uniseth. You're stranded deep one for a little bit. Mm-hmm. Oh, scary. Yeah, no, we're good. You don't got to live in fear of the sharks. We'll see.

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This doesn't be bad if I did this. Everything is maxing right now. Looks maxing, sleep maxing. Everyone's all about maxing. Okay. What's it going to do? Clavicular under investigation for some other things now. Kids?

That's why I don't like that. You follow him. Uh-oh. Drugs. Trust me. The youngest. Now, I think it's sexual stuff now. Oh, geez.

Well, he's a little... Good, let him burn out. Let him burn out. But that just means my youngest is getting another talking to today. Second he gets in the car. Do you see what? You see what happened? A clavicular.

Oh, what he did? A piece of trash. A piece of trash. I don't want you looking at him. I just love that clip now. It keeps popping everyone once in all of my reels of him basically just about crying when S&L made fun of him. Yeah, he's a pussy. He's nothing.

Just his face where he has to hold it in. All these alpha men are just pussies. But this is nothing to do with looks maxing. This is fiber maxing. You might need a little fiber maxing. No, you don't want this. Because now doctors are claiming people are making our fiber maxing and are generally making what they're calling fart salads.

They're taking the fartiest of foods. You know, yeah, yeah. Broccoli, cabbage, Brussels, sprouts, eggs. Yep. Yep. Because, yes, we need our fiber. Yeah. You know how my rant about, get your colonoscopy's people, get your buttholes chuffed.

Yes. Those are, it's the colorectal cancers, the leading cancer of people at our age right now in our 40s, 50s. But again, you can go too far with some things, and people are doing it. They're making a... Yeah, that seems to be. Fiber maxing is causing a lot of gaseous release in moderation. This is designed to maximize an extension. volume of your farts. Overboil your eggs for 12 to 14 minutes.

Polygosacchargerides are the carbs that cause farts and baked beans. Avoid rinsing your beans or rinse away the farts. Artitokes are best served straight from the can. Cut up your red onions and let them sit for 30 minutes to maximize the sulfur compounds. Stirring some chia seeds for added fiber. Finally, mix everything with mayo and hot sauce. Oh my god! Are you trying to kill your loved ones? Why are you mixing it with meo nays? Ew. Belanche has a colonoscopy today at 2 p.m.

Belanche, I bet you are starving right now. I bet you are starving. For a delicious breakfast burrito or a pizza. Or some chia seeds mixed with mayonnaise and hot sauce. And red onions that have been sitting out mixed with mayonnaise there. Maybe that did it the other way. TikToks.

Fiber maxing is an essential part. Fiber isn't a central part of the healthy diet. It also reduces the risk of heart diseases, strokes. Type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer. Diobiti. I should get some fiber going because my heart is a mess. Just get a fiber pill. Throw a fiber pill in with your whatnot.

That's what I do. Metamucal or whatever. Is that one of the things? Oh, I don't know. Mine's literally just a fiber pill. I should do that. It's just boom. Gone.

Gone. Regardless of which type of fiber you're getting, whether it's a water soluble pill, like you say. Yeah, anything works. Get your fiber. Clean your buttholes out, guys. Average we should be eating is 30 grams of fiber every day. But now we're fiber maxing on TikTok because we always got to go to the next level.

It's like when I have vitamin C max. Mm-hmm. And I just go balls to the wall. You go as nuts as you can. Let's get everything, let it super absorb and whatever doesn't absorb and then it doesn't absorb it. But let's get everything in that we can. Eliza Whitaker, another registered dietitian, says that while this, It's good to get your fiber going too fast too soon and without proper hydration can lead to some unpleasant side effects.

Quote, this could result in bloating gas. Yeah. Gastrointestinal pain. Make sure you're... Concentvation, severe gas, or block it. Make sure you're hydrated when you're doing all that because your poops are going to be like a brick. Yeah, they're going to come out. I'm having some great boobs lately. I'm so on top of my game.

The Josh are gross on stuff. I really am. I wish I could document it, but I'm not doing it. You're on a nice schedule. I'm on a great schedule. Everything's perfect. All mostly salami. They suggest that these last two days, yeah, and that's concerning for, again, my heart disease.

Add a few extra grams of fiber for a few days to see how your body tolerates it before you start going ham and fiber maxing, all right? Be careful. That's why only every couple days I do a fiber pill. Do you? Only a couple days. I do got to add one to my regimen. Even though I am having just phenomenal natural poops, I really got to. Well, a little one, nothing hurt.

A gram of water equates to a milliliter. What's a gram of water? I don't even know. I'm not doing math. What the hell is a gram of water? You should drink half of your body weight in ounces a day. So if I weigh 205, half of that would be one, 102. We'll round up to 103.

103 ounces of water a day is what I should be drinking. Damn. Are you drinking that? I think you're drinking pretty close to that. Because, I mean, I need what? If I'm 170. Do you stop drinking water after here? No, but I mean, this is when I'm doing my most because I try to pound two of these.

And this is what, like 40? Yeah, so you'll do 80 before you're out of here. So I need another 20. So another, I mean, it's not too bad. I guess I do that. By 9 a.m. I'll do 64 ounces. And then I'll do another 64 at home and then another 64 with my whiskey at night. So whatever that is, that's more than I think I need.

I think I'm doing pretty good. After this, though, when I'm out in the wild, that's when it turns into like Gatorades and coconut water and such. Yeah. Or here, it's the water with just my enhancer. Yeah. I hydrate a ton in the morning and a ton at night. Oh, yeah. Is that Josh Todd in studio?

Wow. Could be. Could be. Anthony Keat is in. Josh Todd in the same building, same room. Keynes. See? Oh, you may have a guy to grow a little cannabis plant here.

Because it's legal, right? Like, I don't want us to get in trouble, but you can grow one? I thought I'd go one. Can any of you tell us to the law if we're allowed to grow one? Sit behind me? I thought everyone was allowed three. I don't know. I want to make sure because I don't want to get the company shut down for growing growth.

Yeah, you're the one. And the Social Security Administration just dropped the latest in baby name data. Trending names, trending baby names. Okay. And it's easy to pick on people's stupid baby names, but also, I don't care what you do with your kid. It's your kid. It depends.

We'll see. Yeah, you can go up to six per person people are saying, all right. Well, it depends on the name. I did see somebody name their kid Disney. And I was like, that's... Nope, no, criticize. What? How is that?

Can you do that? What are you going to do? I mean, you could sue. That's what I'm saying. Disney loves us to sue everybody. All of a sudden, this person grows up, and they start using that in a professional sense. And now come to my new,

law office, Disney Law. And now they're going to be like, hey now. That Katie Perry thing happened. Did you follow that? There is a, I don't know if she was a fashion designer or something in Australia and her name is Katie Perry. Like legit Katie Perry.

So she was releasing Katie Perry fashion. Yep. And musician Katie Perry is like, you can't use my name. And she's like, bitch, it's my name too. It's mine. Sorry, I'm also that name. I'm also Katie Barry. And she won. Because they're like, yeah, what are you going to do? Yeah, that's my name. You don't get exclusive rights to it, Right. So I'm okay. Girl.

That'd be cool, though. That's kind of a long game if you're like, listen. Yeah. I'm going to name my kid Disney. And right now it's going to seem like a stupid name. But when they're older and they become an artist and they open. Or something. Disney Studios?

Yeah. And you can't sue them because that's my name. Come on down to Disney Studios for all of your portraits and pictures. Uh-huh. I bet somehow some judge would be like, whoa. Well, technically, you're not the best. better Disney. You knew what you were doing and blah, blah, blah, and they're the rich or older white guy, so. Now, when we were naming our two children, we have, I mean, one of their names

didn't, doesn't matter now, but the other one, we were like, I want to name them this, but also that can't be an old man name. Like, we were very cognizant of. So they changed it, even though the first three years of life, they called them hauling oats, but. Our children were named, yes, I don't like to say mine to children name on the air, but They were Hall and Oaks. Hall and Oats. Now they know. Now they know.

And then we changed it to Wren and Stimpy again. We didn't. Again, Stimpy hates his name. Stimpy. Poor little Stimpy hates his name. You get Ren, walk around every time you try to talk to one. You're idiot. So we were very cognizant of like this name that we give a baby

might be cute as like a child's name. Yeah. But he's got to grow into it. it. He's going to be an adult man some point, you know? Nope, I like that you did that. I wish parents would take more into account when they name them a doggy

darkies triplets are named Ricky Tiki and Tavvy. Yes, of course. Because it's so close and especially for my mom like, what are you doing? Cody and Casey she's never called either one of us the correct name. No, no, no, no, no. And Casey lives in Canada. Yeah. And my mom still can't get it right.

Yeah, poor Tam, Tam. She named us. Some of you kids, like, yeah. We were Josh, Joey, and Jenna. And there's no way your mom's saying any of the right names. She's never to this day. Joe! Hey, you! You're, hey you.

Damn it. Get your, uh... That one. And my stepfather just says your brother or your sister. He might not even know our names. It's just easier. He didn't really learn back then. I called your brother.

He's not really sure. It's just easier. You might be Joe. You look like a Joe. Just to be safe. I called your brother. He's coming down. We're going to head over to your sisters.

Brother-in-law. Stop it, stop it. Your mother says, I've always called them. Kosie or Katie. Yeah, because you mix them. Case Koska. You just, Kosa? Yeah.

I learned very early. You just, yes. Just say yes. And if it's not you, then she'll, not you the other one. Okay, well, you said my name. And I never get, and I'm not, it sounds like I'm some perfect parent either. I suck at it too. I'll just start yelling names out until I'll yell the dog's name.

That's the other one. You get the dog. Yep. You get the dog. Hey, get the, uh, fratty. I mean, you there. Yep. You, sister, sis.

So it's just a bad thing. They're completely different names and they still can't get in my. It's a parent thing. I can't. They're so tired. I don't know who's in this house. What are you? The one.

That one. Hey. That's why my dad just called me boy. Boy? The boy. I just do a mover. I yell up. Food.

And then one of them will react because they're... So the popular baby names. And again, there are a lot of names that are cultural, and I'm not going to poo-poo on your culture if they're cultural, but... Yeah. The name Maverick is popular. No, you can't.

More popular than Thomas. Sorry, Hambone. But that's... I don't know about that for a guy. For a second, I thought you were saying dog names. No, these are children's names. No, that's... You're also...

Not that they could be, you know, they could be nice, but I feel like you're setting your kid up to kind of be a little, little douche, man. Maverick? You're putting a lot on him with a Maverick. I think he's going to be kind of a douche, right? Yeah, sorry, Bon. I'm just dropping your shoot name.

Oh, geez. It's messed up, bro. Fourth Wall. I don't know. Maybe most parents don't think, like, this is, this is. In a breath, I'm not going to go to a doctor named Maverick. Dr. Maverick, Michael. That's what I'm saying.

Like, am I in the minority that I think? thought bigger picture. My wife and I both thought this is a human with a full life, hopefully. Yeah. Maverick might be cute until they're like four. Yep. And then they're going to go to school. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Once you get to a certain age, it's over. Genesis. Climbing the charts. More popular

than the female name Sophie. I don't... Genesis. No, I don't... You don't hate it, but... It's not, it doesn't fit a lot of people. You know what I mean? Genesis, Genesis. What? Brassy, brazy. How do you say that?

Two kids are named after Mortal Kombat? Whoa. Two kids, what do you name them after Mortal Kombat? That's great. Hold on. Lady Mia says, Genesis is my nephew's middle name. I think Genesis works as a middle name. Cody, Genesis, Leasey.

That sounds kind of badass, actually. That's it. The middle name, Genesis. Middle names don't count. Middle names, you can hide. or lean into if you want. Yeah. Cody Arthur.

I just never had a need for my name of my name. I don't hate mine. I like it. I've never, you don't run into a lot of Arthur's. You don't. I like the name of Arthur. And in the world, though, you do run into a lot of dicks.

You do run to a lot of dicks. I'm over here with a lot of dicks. Nova has surpassed grace. Grace was popular for a while. Yes, it was. Everybody was naming their kids grace. Nova's another one. Like, all right, Dr. Nova Smith.

Dr. No. Hi. You know what? And if I could brag about you and I and Deb and Tam, you and I are both the front, we're the, what do I say? We're like the founding fathers of extremely common names of that era.

Like there was no Joshua's. My mom named me Joshua. And then I went to school and there were 30 Joshua's. Yeah. There were no Codys. No. When you were named Cody, but then you go to school and there's 30 Codys.

Oh, no. See, no. We had one other one. Oh, okay. And we called him Cody One, because he was a year older than me. Gotcha. He said Cody, you know, I was Cody number two. But even he was Dakota.

Oh, okay. Which was a weird thing that I used to get all the time. Dakota? Yeah, but it's Dakota, right? No, it's Cody. No, it's just Cody. No, that's that short, but that's short for Dakota. Yeah.

But it's not some people. Yeah, but it is. No, I can, trust me, I know my whole. name. I bet it is, though. I bet your whole name is Dakota. It's not. I'm sorry. We did have a big, my mother will reiterate, nobody was using Joshua because Joshua has, Joshua is in the Bible and there's Jesus stuff to it. So she's like, I was so proud to call you Joshua. And then there was a thousand Joshua's. Well, honestly, when did that

movie come out? When did the Ten Commandments come? Oh, I don't know. When did it come out? Was it right around then? The people were like, you know what? I think I actually like that. Go on, Joshua, David. Ten Commandments movie came out. I assume a Magellan is in the Bible. Oh, 56. No, wait before me. I didn't mind. I had no idea. I wasn't sure. Back to the movie and the names that are chosen as of late, the new baby names.

Iceland? Fastest rising girl name is Iceland. I C-E-L-N-N. I've never heard that ever. I've never, but do you have babies named Iceland out there? I like it. But you're forever. going to be doing Iceland?

No, Iceland. Iceland? No. Iceland? Iceland? That's a cool one. I kind of like that. But I do, you're right.

You're going to say, you're going to be having that argument the rest of your life. Yes. Fastest rising boy name? Truce. That sounds like a stupid country name. That's like I don't like Truce. No. You name your kid Truce, that's fine.

I don't get mad at me. What is it after? Truce. Hey, Truce. What character in Wild West with Kevin Costner or whatever is You know, like what is he named? I've never heard either of those.

I feel like, and get mad at me after what I say, there's a lot of really horny Mormons Making a lot of kids right now And they're giving them the stupidest names. Yeah. And they're all out in Utah And they're like, they've all got TikTok accounts And they live in the biggest houses you've ever seen.

I don't know where their Mormon money comes from. but they got it. And they'll do these videos where here's the family. And 15 kids come out with Truce and Iceland. That's where I saw Disney. Somebody who's named Disney. See, that's all three of those are weird. Let's see.

Is Truce the name of a character now that is popular? Let's find out. Let's find out. Landman or something. It's telling me the same thing that you're reading right now. It's the fastest rising. Yeah. Experts believe the popularity stem.

from parents seeking safe haven names that promote peace reflecting desire to calm amiss global conflicts. Truce? So your name your kid that. I ain't name it my boy. And then there will be no new wars. That's the platform I'm running on. I'm just naming myself truce. Yeah, can't fight me.

My name is truce. Can't fight me. Name's truce. You just said it. Anytime you say my name, that means you can't fight me. Also, and I wonder if this might be a cultural name, so I'll be careful with what I say. but the name Messiah is on the rise. I like that for just, yes, because you can pull that off.

It's pretty egotistical, but also that is kind of a cool name. For cultural reasons, that you can pull it off, like, but like just naming your, you know, your Gregory kid that is a little weird, but it is a badass name. Kind of a badass name, but I'm going to assume it ain't going to, Messiah is not going to be a white kid from a Swigah County. That's what I'm saying. That's what I mean.

It's not for, but it's a sick name. Sarah is on the slip, guys. Sarah was peak popularity in 1993. You got a lot of Sarah's in here. It is now number 95. Wow. Jeez. And for reasons, I'm sure you can understand,

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And we're just going to see. I think this is what Boss lady's talking about if it's just something that's simple. Well, I wonder, now you guys would need my wife's opinion on this, as there's a new phrase going around, low effort family. Are you a low effort family? I would say so. You think we're pretty low effort? me. I was saying because it's just me in the dog.

A low effort family. No, you're definitely not. Well, I had to put a lot of effort into my family, but they're equating. You guys are very active. You do stuff. Yeah. There's not. A low effort is not. I think you guys at all. You're doing fun family vacations. You go to different family members' houses.

That's... We do put a lot of effort in, I guess you're right. I keep thinking of just like, no. Nobody, you don't do anything. Nobody goes anywhere. You just kind of hanging around. I'm kind of dirty. We are pretty filthy.

No, a family therapist says that a low effort family are families that aren't usually yelling at each other. There's not any drama. I mean, we yell at each other because I don't know how to communicate. That's all families. They've got to yell at each other. I don't know how to communicate with other humans. And believe it or not, I've made a 20-year career out of communication. I don't know how to communicate with people.

people. This voice that you're hearing now is how I talk in real life. And I don't... It sounds like all the time. All the time. Oh, it's not a fake radio voice. And it is a tone that is off-putting to everybody I encounter. Every human I encounter is

off-putting. They don't like this. They don't like the vibes I'm putting off. They don't like the sound of my voice. That would be awful. The tone is offensive to people. People just said that to you when you're talking to them. Hey, excuse me. Is this, here, here's, here's, I don't like your voice.

Here, I don't care for, oh, I don't care for your voice, sir. Thank you. Here's, here's the exchange that happens in my family a lot, particularly with my oldest, my youngest doesn't care. My oldest and my wife. I'll say a thing. Okay. Well, why do you have to say it so mean? Oh.

I'm not saying it mean. Yes, you don't realize. Like, the oldest, teaching them to drive. We're driving. If the speed limit goes from 55 to 45 and I say it's 45 here. Okay, why are you so mean about it? I didn't think I was. That's, I think they're right there though.

That one is literally describing, I think, every parent and every teen ever. Yeah. Yeah. Like that specific one. I wasn't saying anything mean. The speed one in a car. I think that right there, you're giving every parent that's done it, PTSD, and a little insight. to every parent that's about to.

Because I can also understand the child's viewpoint. Because I'm the annoying parent. I know. I know. Well, you don't because you're not slowing down. Just saying, yes. Because you can't say, I know. Because you're just trying to let them know because it's not the usual.

I know. Yes. I understand. But you can't say I know to a cop. Right. When he gives you a ticket. And then it's my GD insurance. Yes.

That is going to go up. when you are no officer. Okay, well, here's a ticket to remind you. And then inevitably it's going to be me that you come to to pay the ticket. And so, yes, I get that. As two people who were raised in very loud homes, I just have a volume. Yeah, I don't have, I can't talk. Hey, pay bud.

It makes my anxiety go up. Like, let me try. Hold on. Let me try. I can't do fake low voice. Hey, bud. Like my vocal core's don't work. Hey, bud, slow.

No. It's 45 and this is a, I can't do it. No, I think what I did it last week. I can't do that because it makes anxiety rise in my belly. To again, remind you when my wife and my children accompanied me to my grandmother's funeral last year, they said it was the loudest funeral they've ever attended. And I know. Yeah.

I know. These people that raised me are psychopaths and they're so loud. Thankfully, they've trained me for the one job I can do. Yeah. Yeah, Jojo says, Rob thinks I'm arguing because I get loud and animated when I talk. I can't help it. That's just it. That's a little bit of the what side of us?

So back to low effort family. A low effort family is not so much that the rest of the family opted out of caring. It's more that they never had to practice. So someone, I don't know what that means. So someone else is already doing it. They're basically saying these families, there's one person that does all the emotional lifting. That's the person that remembers holidays, sends texts, making plans, and keeping everybody connected. that just sounds selfish.

I would hate to put all of that on my wife. I try to help. Yeah. Remember things, do things. It's, that's, I mean, well,

that's not like, it'll do a mom's job. That's, like, what, like a mom is the central hub of all that. And then they branch out to, you know,

like you, the husband and they, you know, they, they delegate things that, all right, you can handle this. So I'll let,

I'll let Josh do this, this, this, and this. But they do the important stuff, which is what, I would do. Right. It sounds like this example is you're not in a low effort family. You have a low effort partner. You're just

doing all the work. Yeah. So they have a low effort. Yeah. I would hope I'm not putting all of the work of raising a family on my wife. I would hope not. It sounds like you do all of the... But she also does things I would never think to do. Like we have a calendar every day. She writes down exactly what happened that day because she wants to be the family historian and remember all these things. I would never think to do that. Where you do the, I don't know what other word to call it, but other, like, Then you do the grunt work. Sure.

Where you do the pickups and the car rides and garbage dump, all that stuff. I try to keep it balanced. Whereas she's, you know, doing the smart stuff and keeping the family as a tight-knit functioning group. It should be a ying and a yang, a game and take. I recognize that she does a lot more than I do in some fields, but I hope I make up for it. But, again, that's smart. That's what I would do as well. What?

Because she's smart. So, yeah, I would delegate most things to my source. smart wife with, yes, most decisions come from the smart person. And there's things I couldn't do if I wanted to. Exactly. With homeschooling. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. You're in charge because you're much smarter. People are always trying to give me credit for homeschooling. They're like, so great that you homeschool. I'm the janitor at the homeschool, bud. You're the gym teacher. I'm the gym teacher and what we need. See?

Exactly. I'm the bus driver. Yeah, well, got to get them there. I'm the bus driver. Gotta get their asses there. Huh? Don't give me credit for any homeschooling. It is the educator I am married to who will sit there with books and curriculum and grade things and write plans and do all that.

I show up and sprinkle sawdust on the vomit. Exactly. You're like the lunch lady. Who brings the pizza home. Exactly. Thank you. You're going to not eat? I'm the ancillary roles in the homeschool.

Exactly. Life is the superintendent principal. Yes. Educator. Yes. You do the other things. Does somebody clog the toilet? Most likely it was you.

Probably was me. The janitor will that unclogged the toilet. Hello, does someone clog the toilet in this room? Hey, someone in here, janitor. Hey, Mr. G is here to clung clog the toilet. Here I am. That's me. That's who I am in the homeschool situation.

So I guess it's, they say if you find yourself doing all the work, you're probably the CEO of a low effort family. Damn right. I'd give my wife that title for sure. Why not? I'm more of the... Oh, God, I'm going on. Bye!

Thursday, that means tonight at 7 o'clock. Cody'll go live. Twitch.tv. slash K-Roxy and Y. Rob ate all the snacks after Cocoa Pops. Picking on Robin chat for being the skunkle. The uncle who shows up smelling a little skunky. Oh, weird.

And then eats all the devil dags at the family function. Uncle Rob ate all of my goldfish crackers Those were supposed to be for my lunches this week And now my mom is pissed Uh huh Mm-hmm Rob

Were you did you eat Yep, you ate the kids lunchables Okay those were for that When they get home from school Jojo said literally the day I met Rob My sister moved all the school snacks Into her bedroom I looked at her funny

She said if I didn't move them Rob will eat them all Without fail he walked right to the snack cupboard And it looks hard to look at the snacks Gotta eat It's got to eat Dojoys got to eat That's hilarious

My brain I have a little bit of a lizard brain I don't understand some things You're lizard people I'm a lizard person yeah Oh I knew it I'm a squank I'm a squawk

I do not comprehend Rubik's cubes I'm not able to do them I don't get it There's no part about a Rubik's cube That I understand It's a trick that people play on you They're not real I get you.

Yeah? They're not. They don't make sense. I don't know if my brain's just not wired for it. I can't understand how to even get to a point. It's some weird, mathematic trick that we don't understand. It ain't real. I don't get it.

And I'll watch videos of those guys and gals. They're like super fast. Four seconds. Like, it's like when I watch Penn and Teller, my favorite magicians. Yeah. I don't understand what they're doing either. but I at least know there's a process they worked out to get to that point.

A Rubik's Cube is one step above that for me. Because I can't understand how you got all the stickers on one side. You just memorize that pattern that needs to be done with the turning and you do it as fast as you can. Well, a German YouTuber Tom Kupke. Yay. Has a new Guinness World record. No way.

Not for just doing the Rubik's Cube. He did it while skydiving. See, again, didn't need it. Cool. Didn't need it. I'm going to play. battleship, well, underwater and a submarine.

And then in a hot air balloon. It would be the first person to do by land and by seeing by air. He completed a Rubik's Cube in 23.333 seconds. I'm not impressed with that. Not addressing these fast ones. Put one of these fast kids on a parachute and be like, I don't care if you're scared. We're hocking you out of planes.

You're going to break this record. Yeah. Yeah. And then you'd be doing that before you even pulled the rip cord. He says that he first learned how to do a Rubik's cube when he was 18. he's made video attempts. What? What do you laugh at?

Mel says Penn, sign my ass a few years ago in Vegas. Thank you, Mel. I did know that. Mel, I got to say it. I'm not complaining. Not complaining, but I got to say, you're taking them cheeks out a lot. Cheeks.

I wish you would write a book. I'd read that. Them cheeks. Them cheeks have seen a lot of... Illustrations included. Seen a lot of sunlight. Hell yeah. Still, so white.

This journey was my clear goal, Monty Brother. I go blah, blah, blah, blah. He practiced extensively. The hardest thing he said was to not drop the cube in mid-air because you got all that wind blowing at you. Oh, I didn't even... I didn't even...

I didn't even think of that. And you're trying to do it? Because that, you know what, though? That is, though, like, the suckiest redo. Oh, I dropped it. Yeah, it's not like if you mess up a line in a video shoot or something. Oh, okay, take two. Oh, sorry.

I got it. I got it. No, you have to then finish the whole skydive. Mm-hmm. and then wait for the plane. Mm-hmm. And then do the... Go back up again.

All right, take two. We'll see in two hours. Go back up again. Or may you do it? You get almost at the end and he drop it. Speaking of parachutes? Oh, my God. How is it legal just to sell parachutes?

And by this, I mean, I was watching some guy's video. He's like a clearly a trained, what is, parachutist, air, airborne, I don't know, whatever he is. Yeah. And he bought a parachute off Amazon. Amazon. He's like, I'm going to test this. And it immediately ripped apart. Yeah, man. How is that legal to be like, no, buy this parachute? Yeah, why would- Shouldn't parachutes be harder to buy than Amazon and have way more regulations on them?

I feel like it should only be something you could get through the government. Or someone who is verifiably- Yeah, like a checking parachute. Like a real, yes, yes. Oh, you know you can get the ones that we played with in kindergarten for only 30 bucks? What one? Like the one you get on it? Amazon parachute. Yeah. He either bought it off Amazon or Timo or something, but somewhere you should not be buying a parachute. Yeah, no, you can't, you can buy certain ones, but not anything like that. So you've got to search out.

So that's dangerous. Yeah, man. Call me nuts. I ain't buying a parachute off the internet. I don't know where I'm not buying a parachute, period. Although they have these ones I'm looking at. Exactly. And you says they can't leave a bad review because they're all flat. Yeah, right.

They're all dead. for like little kids and I want to see a little kid hold on to a couple of these and jump off of a swing set. Dude, as much as I'm afraid of heights, I would jump off this roof with a little hand parachute. I would. I don't care.

Wait, I don't want to do that. I like heights. I just, what's funny is that I like heights until I'm like right up there. Like I've been up there because there's no lip. Chat is immediately talking us out of this. We're not going to really do it.

No, not going to. That scares us. me, but I like heights. Yeah. So once I get up there, I would have a blast because I like that. But just thinking about it, I'm like, oh, there's no lip to protect me. I don't want to. Like when everybody went up there last year to watch the fireworks or the eclipse.

The eclipse, yeah. The eclipse. I was so nervous for them. Remember texting and being like, you guys get down from there. There is no lip on the roof of this building. But, yeah, no. But like, you know what I also like? You hump.

I like someone I despise heights I don't like heights I don't like being in a ferris wheel I don't like anything being up high Nope I also want to do that thing where like you run to the edge of a hill And glide for a little bit I want to do that Like spider monkey style

A hang glider? Yeah I would absolutely Oh oh the one where you're just like No no no what you said I meant the hang glider Yeah not the piece of fabric I would like to do With the big wing and you just

Yes I would do both With the big propeller on the back And I'm just flying it a little bit Those are both sick as hell bro Those don't freak me out for some reason. They'd be so fun. All that stuff I like very much because I like that feeling in the pity your stomach.

Yeah. That feels good. I'm just like a tingle in your belly. Yeah, because people up by me in Oswega County, they just got land and planes, and they just rip off whatever these homemade planes are they got. I also just jump out of them. Kelly wants me to be a human sugar glider. Maybe I do.

Please do. But then what's going to happen is I'm going to glide up a little too high and then not know what to do is panic. No, you're just going to keep gliding forever. You're going to glide away. gonna go over in Ontario Oh no Now you're in Canada

Yeah I'm over the lake 50 year old woman in Florida Was arrested on Tuesday For I guess I think they had to make up a new term for Oh no Fecese Oh no no no no no no no no no Never mind

That's okay Coming up Harris We come back right on the other side Hockey We're gonna flip of burns the birds again hockey Go Yes Local homeowners

I'm the bad guy I'm a savage I'm a cowba I'm a bat The station's playing right now I can't stop it I'm sorry I can't I only don't the guy

I'm not getting ridder I can't turn anything to sound I don't know why it's playing Alright what is it Alexis Weber was arrested on Tuesday due to multiple incidents of defacing by defecation Oh okay no I

She's monkey in it She would put human feces on vehicles mailboxes, private yards. Yeah, slinging poo. Monkey in it. People quickly obviously figured out because everybody's got security cameras now. That's why is she doing it?

She would... Why are we... Who flung poo? Put your breakfast down for a second. Uh-oh. She would squat, thankfully, in her own yard. All right. Skin the poo.

And then spread it around. Yay! All right. Like confetti? There's poop on my van, and I just couldn't believe it. When I look back to my cameras, guess what? That is she. Like little crap all over the food pantry.

Whoever did this is probably a disgusting person, and I was very shocked. Get the police involved, because if you call and say, hey, somebody is feasting on my car, it's Florida. You're not going to believe it. Even people in Florida are like... Hilarious. This is too much. This is too Florida. That's just crazy.

I like, because one of these, in the article, it says a detective witness, and then all these things. Can you imagine that detective just sitting in his car? And he's like, yeah, she's doing it. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh, yep. All right, I'm going to go talk to her. Man, don't touch me.

Don't touch me. You got to be like, go wash your hands before I put handcuffs. It's a-hose them down. It's got to touch her hands and everything. thing. It's not cold. Just hose them down. Yeah, no. Do that thing they do to Andy DeFrain when he got to prison. They just threw the lie on him and hose them off. You're getting hosed. No, we're going back into your house, ma'am. Mm-hmm. You're taking a shower. We're scrubbing your... And then you're going to jail.

Yep. All right, did it. You survived it. Good morning. Oh, my God. All right. No, that's, okay, that's not bad. I thought that was, that's not funny, but it's still funny. It's mental illness. Yes. World, you're going to get the 90s at nine. Let's run through some business, shall we right now? We'll do a little gaming stream, presented by Hidden Gardens, opening very soon on North Salinas Street, as well as Ryan Phelps Auto Sales, buying from Ryan with Ryan Phelps Auto Sales, locations all over Central New York, including now in Rome, gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. Twitch.tv.com, C&Y. We'll play our game, and then tonight at 7 o'clock. Coco Pops will go live at 7. Excellent. But we were going to say something?

Well, no, I was going to wait to you're done with the client read about, you know, I'll say, I call on a night, and I, uh, grow full bush. I call it down there. I'm hitting gardens because I'm shy. I'm sure they're thrilled to hear that. We will be live. 7 o'clock tonight for Cocoa Puffs, but right now. We're going to have some fun. We're playing oilers at ducks. I am the oilers. You are the ducks. Because ducks are oily. Ducks are oily. But I like the oilers. So technically I'm the oil. I'm going to coat the ducks and oils. Oh, quack. And there ain't enough dawn dish detergent in the world. Which is crazy again, that it gets oil off.

of ducks but can't just get a little bit of mustard off of my plate. It's magic, magic. All right. Gaming stream coming up on Twitch and YouTube. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9. If you embarrass me in front of collective soul ice. Don't you. Don't you embarrass me.