The Show - STUPID IDIOT

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

We are getting treated to a summer-style thunderstorm this morning. We head to the Bunnyman Bridge for this week’s High Strangeness. Chris Jericho calls in to talk Kuarantine & so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. For me, where it went from being interviewed, like an interview, to really motivationally aligned. Like, we're lockstep.

Same mentality, same goals, same direction. Now, since then, I've learned that he likes the outdoors and he loves to fish. Like, if this dude listens to Pearl Jam, we might as well go do karate in the garage together. There's a rap, princess. I love it. Oh, that's funny. From the GMAC press conference yesterday. Good morning, everybody.

Happy. Tuesday. We're getting some storm right now. Weird. A little bit of weather right now. Everybody around us is but us. If you're north of the throughway, you're getting some rain. Not south of the thruway.

Nothing's going on there, but... So weird. It's a weird line of lightning and rain coming through right now. There's no place called Savannah. Five minutes from me. Oh, my gosh. Savannah, New York? You ever been to Savannah, New York?

Come on. Get out of it. Come on now, Memley's getting some lightning. All of our Savannah listeners. Yeah, where are you guys at? You getting your lightning and thunder? Thunder. And the lightning, on the thunder.

And the thunder. And the thunder. But this isn't like the cold front, right? That's later today? I thought. I don't know. I didn't bring a jacket today, so I hope it doesn't. Oh, you got it.

It doesn't get too cold. You'll have to wear one of your spares ones home. All right. How do you do, everybody? Happy Tuesday. Very busy Tuesday show ahead of us today. How? Busy.

Pretty busy. Got a lot going on today. Supposed to talk to the Marriott later this morning. They'll be in. Lindsay and Anissa, we'll see if they show up. They are scheduled for later today. Maybe you get a baseball game today. It's supposed to be opening day today.

Nope. It's supposed to be that window of opportunity, so maybe they get it in, but... I say no. Coco says no. I'm going with a big fat note. Because if it's going to... poor for a while before. Fields too wet.

Fields too wet, boys. Although I'm weirdly turned on right now. Lisa Spits in a baseball jersey? Hitting balls with a baseball bat. Lisa looks great. Lisa looks great. They could have kept it as is. And then, well, and by the way,

we'll talk to Chris Jericho later on this morning. You can't get enough wrestling out of us as the world's kind of aligned yesterday that we talked to a tag team. Well, they weren't attacked. Were they a tag team? Technically, yes, because they were a stable.

Even better. They were stable. Yeah, they were all together, and then they split, and then they feuded, which was wicked cool. We had Mike Santana in here yesterday, TNA World Champ. Mike Santana was in studio. I held this belt. You got to hold his belt. Go look at that photo.

How was that? Was that cool for you to hold that belt? That was neat. That was cool. It was neat. And then an hour and a half later, we talked to Chris Jericho about his band quarantine, coming to Rome Capital Theater on Friday. So we'll play that back for you.

Look at us. I did ask him about WrestleMania. He'll need to listen for his answer on that. One. Okay. Do a high strangeness today, Coco. It is a Easter kind of Easter-themed one as it's Easter week. So I'll do a high strangers with an Easter theme to it.

Okay. We got paychecks. So we're here for two more weeks, folks. Paychecks clear. Sucks to be you guys. Two more weeks of the show. Um, how's everyone doing? Good, yes? Everyone's locked in. Everyone's locked and loaded?

All right. Okay, good. Did your stream of refresh yourself? Yeah, refresh that. I don't know if it's the lightning or it's on our side, but some storms are going through and that might affect some thing. So if we disappear... We disappear. There appears to be lightning right where our towers are. So if we go bye-bye... Our signal drops to the floor.

Sucked into some kind of a... Dune-like? I never saw that. Sandhole. I only saw the trailer yesterday before my other movie I watched. There's a third, right? The third one coming. I don't know anything about Dune, bro.

I think of there were books first or something. I can't read. Come on now. Oh, they might have pictures. I can't read. They look cool. We did. We went and saw Project Hell Mary yesterday.

That was good? You got to suspend any kind of reality, and it's very fun. Yeah, because he's going to do like alien stuff, right? Yeah, he's doing new stuff in space. I won't say anything more than that, but I really enjoyed it. The book was better. Well, like I said, I can't read. Yeah, it was a big popular book before that.

Oh, really? Oh. But again, I don't read books, so I don't know. I mean, not a nerd. I ain't got time for books. Too busy. Plowing. James Farthing, age 51, was arrested for...

Farthing, yeah, his name's Farthing. Was arrested for burglary on Saturday, marking his fourth arrest since winning a $167 million powerball. Some people just love the game. Some people just love the game. It's not about the money. I mean, it's about the game.

Damn. Police say the Kentucky man entered a Lexington home and stole $12,000 cash before fleeing in the black Porsche he owned. Cash? Yeah, who's got 12 grand in cash at your house? But what? Especially when you're already... He's very rich.

He has $167 million. Well, I can see if, like, you know, stealing back his, you know, Super Bowl rings or whatever it was, OJ. OJ will not be in the Hall of Fame, apparently at the new. No, I agree with that. Bill Stadium is probably a good idea. You can't put. When you brutally murder two people. Is that a no-no?

I can't do that? I didn't know I couldn't do that. They frown on that. I didn't know I couldn't do that. So he breaks in, somebody had 12,000. cash in his house. Somebody owed him. Somebody lost a gambling thing and he went and collected it.

Good theory. Good theory. I don't know why he was going over there, but they found him at a nearby casino where he had taken the money. All right. I mean, this dude's just got a, he's got a gambling thing. Although that is funny that I picture it like a movie where all these cops know these fellers.

He'll be in the casino. You know where he's going to be and they get down there. All right, James, come on. James, he turns around. What took you so long? I've been waiting for you. Clinks his whiskey glass. He posted $10,000 bond on Sunday because, again, he's a hundred millionaire. Yep.

The legal troubles include charges for allegedly intimidating someone and illegal proceeding. Yeah, he definitely had a hit and run in there, I guess. Oh my God. So is this, I don't know, I don't know his first name. Is this that guy soprano? Tony. there's Tony Sopranos? No, I think he just likes being a scumbag.

Right? Like, holy cow. Listen to this sentence. Days after his jackpot announcement, Florida authorities arrested James Farthing for reportedly kicking a deputy in the face. I mean, this is a guy that just likes to be, he just likes to be in the game.

He's not about the money for him. He's going to have, what is that? How many figures is that? What? When you've got 100 millionaires? I don't know. Nine? Yeah, he's, yeah.

And he's got it up in jail. For a long time for something. Like, I don't know how you don't win that amount of money. Just go away forever. Leave him alone. Yeah, but I think that, like, I can't understand the universe giving him this. No, because if you're already like that, you know he was already like that. So he probably played a lot of power balls in the universe gave him one.

The money didn't. It wasn't about the money. All the money did was take his already dialed up douchebag character and give it all that money and then go, do you ever watch those lottery Ruin My Life shows or whatever, where people win the lottery. Listen, if you want to gamble, that's up to you.

No, I love gambling. I love gambling, but there are people. I love to gamble. And I have those people in my life who have an unhealthy relationship with gambling. Yeah. And they're gambling all the time. Oh, I've seen it.

So it's not like giving somebody who is a rampant gambler hundreds of millions of dollars is going to suddenly fix whatever the problem is they have going on. They gave him too much money. can't spend it all at once. Usually they just, I'll gamble it all right now and double it.

Like that one guy in the UK that's always famous because he won the lottery and he blew it all in like cocaine and prostitutes and he had to be a garbage man again. Yep. Because that's who that guy is. Yeah. No amount of money is going to change who he is. He was like that before. He's a guy who likes more money to do his thing. He's a guy who likes prostitutes, cocaine.

Hell yeah. Jules. Partying. Hell yeah. He just didn't have the funds for that lifestyle before. And he did. And he was like. All right.

Then you gave him those funds. Yeah. So don't be surprised. Don't be surprised. Anyways, I got a feeling this guy's going to be in the news quite a bit. Now you just gave him like Bruce Wayne level scumbag access. Because that ain't it. No, that ain't.

He didn't. He's not going to do this and he got caught and he'll get, you know, however many months or whatever. And then he'll be like, oh, that was a way. All right. Yeah, there's no. There's definitely no rock bottom besides death for this guy. Because it's not like he's going to lose everything. He's got hundreds of millions of dollars.

He stole money from someone's house and immediately took it right to the casino. Right to the casino. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is no way of going. And it's like how much money is enough money, bud? You want $167 million. You won the gambling level. Or is, again, because this seems like a weird movie, what he was doing, you misunderstand.

all he was going to do was take that money, flip it, double it, bring what he stole back, and then take his cut. That way neither of them lost out. Sure. It's just the other guy's wife didn't know about it. She got mad finding out that, oh, you took $12,000. And the guy was like, oh, there's just some level of satisfaction people can't reach. Like, I won $50 at the casino on Saturday.

That was huge for me. I walked, that was my brain said, dude, walk away. And I did. And that bought me pizza and a bottle of whiskey. And I went home and I watched TV. Right. Yep. Yeah, true.

Tax line. What? He is going to have money for a hell of a good lawyer. He's going to have a great lawyer. He could have Johnny Cochran. Angie is right. Now his getaway car is just a Porsche instead of an old Geo Metro. Right.

That's all it is. He drove away in his black Porsche. You know? What I'm saying? He's doing Bruce Wayne level stuff. I'm really enjoying these storms. These are like summertime storms right now. All right.

That's fun. I'm glad that it waited until we at least got here to. I know. Good morning, everybody. This is K Rock. Happy Tuesday. Yeah, it's north of the through way. You're getting some storms.

And it ain't done. Because there's like a band right behind this band that's going to come through. And then I guess tonight is another storm band. Late afternoon, I guess. starts a whole other mess load. Yeah, it's going to be messy. Be careful out there on your drives because it's a torrential downpour right now. March is in like a lion and out like of a lion.

Oh, yeah, it is the final day of March. March 31st. Oh, mark your ass right out of this year. March. Happy, uh, transgender day of visibility for our trans homies. I know we've got some listening. Oh, cool. So what up?

Happy March 31st, Trans day of visibility. Hi. I'm not telling anybody to do this. I am. because this is theft. Oh. But this is somebody who stole a McDonald's headset.

Here's what I'm thinking happened. How? I don't know. And nobody else knows and I don't know they got it back. Just real quick. What?

What are you doing? Take the goddamn day off, bud. Why are you running in this? No. Bro, it's lightning. Get out of the road. Not that he can hear me. You're a twig, bro.

You did it. One day ain't gonna... Why are you running in this, man? Okay. Find a treadmill indoors, dude. You can take a day. Runners are wild. Well, now you're putting yourself in danger, bud.

Runners are wild. Damn. All right. But, sorry, okay, yes. No, that had to be addressed. Yeah, like, cycle behavior, dude. Yeah, that's... Fine and indoors.

I mean, so this is a fella who... I don't want to give people ideas, so please don't do this, but it is really funny. audio you're going to hear in a second. But they're wireless. So I'm assuming this guy just maybe reach in and around there or something. Because what is he going to do with these?

Oh, he's going to mess with private build the drive through. It's not like you can use it. But if it's like that, then you can just kind of, you know, pull around somewhere and sit. He is clear you got to be somewhere nearby for it to work, right? So I'm

thinking. Yeah. Like how mine is over there by me where eight parking lots right behind the McDonald's. He can just sit in, see the McDonald's. Yeah. Here's the audio of him trolling people while they were trying to order. Again, don't do this, but it's really funny. Sorry, someone stole one of my headsets in that trolling X.

What do you want to eat? Don't look to good, man. I'm sorry about that. Okay. Why don't you have got a problem is sad? I'm so sorry. Big archmeal with a medium fry. Anything else for you know?

Big archa isn't even good. Oh, my gosh. And then can I get a tip? piece nugget? No. Thank you, both of you. Thank you, both of you. She said, what do you want to eat?

What do you want to eat? Um, is this McDonald? Yeah. Could I get a big arch meal? Big Archery meal? Big Archie is not good. And then what she want McNuggets? Yeah.

Can that guy gets some McNuggets? No. No. I like how she is. Thank you both. Thank you both. No, you can't. No. I like that.

He's going around now. I like that he's got no plan. No, he's just sitting wherever he can be. Because think about you. Yeah. I would even do this in my 40s, but you're a teenager. Yes. You want a sauce?

Can't burgers. You like, where did he tell her to go first? What did he say? Hold on. You should go to somewhere else. Where was it? What do you want to eat? Don't listen to them, man.

I'm sorry about that. Okay. Why don't you go to Brom instead? Why don't you go to where instead? It's called Broms. I guess it's in the Midwest. Why do you go to Broms instead? Broms has three hundred locations in Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, Missouri, and Arkansas.

Why don't you go talk about it, Stan? You want my Burger King. Hi, love and Wendy's. You want spaghetti? You want spaghetti. Meals, go ahead. I get it. I wouldn't have a plan either.

I would see the headset sitting there and go, hold on a second. Can I just take this? And then you take it. Yep, he went in. He was with his couple, probably a couple buddies. They went in to grab their food. It was just sitting right there on the counter. Ice cream, we're eating broken.

We don't have any ice cream. Pull ahead. Pull ahead. Good for him, man. You want me flurry toppings? No gummy bears? What's your middle name? What?

What is that? What's your middle name? Why? What a box of ketchup? I love you. What? I love you. Love you. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. I was just complaining the fair announced Melissa Atheridge comment. Yeah. And people were commenting who under it. And I'll give you like a new rapper or a new country artist. Yeah. You can do your who joke. Yeah.

But you don't know who Melissa Atheridge is. Mom used to love her. I think all of our moms. Yeah, but she's mom rock. I think she's mom rock. I got raises and ripping and tearing and stripping my Come on

She's lesbian now She She bet lesbian's wild Lesbian icon Didn't she invent lesbian? I think she was the first lesbian I think she invent lesbian Oh moms love it

The mom dance Twitch.tv slash cable He thinks he's so goddamn When he pulls that What? I'll say I'll say two swords. I'll just start swearing. And then we'll see it was funny.

Let me see who guys got to be dumped. Twitch. Twitch.TV slash K-Rox C-NY. I got you. I had y'all sitting real cozy lately. I haven't done the cut off the hook bit in a minute. I remember back because, you know, the 90s, it was still when we were younger,

it was still like, oh, what? A gay person? Yeah, that wasn't allowed back in the 80s and 90s. Because I remember when I learned that she was lesbian, it was, wait, come to my wind. No, she wants a girl. Another lady to come to a window? Yeah, or she's going to go because a girl.

Fair got too woke. Too woke. I ain't going. Knew it. I ain't going. Hell no. Whoa. Although, swing and a miss for the fair.

What happened? With the, the, the guest, the concert thing. I didn't get the thing this time. Yeah, people were commenting like, the outline looked like Tina Turner. Yeah, people were commenting like, I don't understand the clues for this one. Yeah, I didn't get that. Get them all. Can't get them all.

Stella, you lesbian now? Heck yeah. Johnny Cruz Buckingham, also known online as Mr. World Records. I like that name. Has set a new Guinness World Record

for reaching 69 9. 69 miles an hour while skiing on asphalt. Yo, you miss one little stop. I could drag you on skis at 70 miles an hour.

We can break this. this one. I could get on the throuway, put you on some skis and open up, no? I don't know. All I can think of is that, well, where did he do it? Does it say? The serial record breaker was towed behind a car across a parking lot. Oh, okay.

To achieve the fastest speed for a towed asphalt skiing. That's not a thing, though. You can't just, that's not, nobody skis on asphalt. No, yeah, you can't be like, hey, how you doing? Johnny Cucamunga or whatever the hell. Yeah, Johnny Buckingham. I'm the world record holder for fastest to ski and asphalt. Okay.

Yeah, like that's not a thing people are doing on a daily basis. So why do we need a world record for it? Yeah, because I was going to say, I... You might be the only one. I assumed he did it on like a closed course. It would be a parking lot. Race track. Because you need the smoothest pavement.

Because I was thinking, yeah, I could do it on the throughway and you'd be fine. One little central New York. Mm-hmm. Pot hole. Oh, yeah. You're deceased. I say a lot of stupid things of my kids, and I'm cringed to my children all of the time. Yeah.

Here's the quote he said that I think is maximum cringe. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I want to inspire my child to set big goals and reach for the stars. This record is for you, champ. Oh, I love his kids. I mean, it's sweet to love your kids, but you're... I'm sure these kids are like, all right.

Now I got to go to school, and you're the guy that was pulled against across the parking lot on skis. Right? Like, I want to be remembered as extremely inspirational. I want to set a good example for my children so they always know they can accomplish any feats that they put their minds to. Very inspirational. Now, Josh, pull me on these skis on this asphalt at 69 miles an hour. I would imagine if we're just making these things up, that me and my boy Carol Brown hold the record for fastest mattress pull behind a tractor.

When we were in Bridgeport, we tied a mattress to the back of a lawnmower, and one person would ride on the mattress, while the other one drove as fast as they could on the lawnmower. So wouldn't I be the world's fastest mattress pull behind lawnmower on grass? I would say yes. And we did go on the road, too. I would say yes, but knowing this area, I'm waiting for someone in the text and be like,

you always do that too. I guarantee. I wasn't probably the first or the last. But I'm sure that you're in contention. Thank you. If there was a list. If there was a list, we would at least be considered.

Right? Considered. You'd be brought up on the stage. We were cooking in Bridgeport on that thing. He was doing circles around his mom's house. Until? Until what? I don't know.

I was waiting for the until. No, usually somebody would come close to death, but not in that situation. I think we just got bored of it after a while. And then you run away from that. If somebody got injured, I'd flee the scene. You know that about me. Yeah.

Pud with a great question. Is it safe to be on the toilet, or will the lightning come to my bottle? I don't know. I don't know. Katie says we did ask Wayne about this, but I don't remember yesterday's show, let alone talking to Wayne about lightning. Yeah, I think there's rare cases where you don't want to be in the shower or something. Probably got to have an old house with old pipes in it.

Just be careful. Be careful. It is time for your high, strange, Every Tuesday, we get into the weird, the unexplained, ghosts, UFOs, cryptids, and so much more. I'm scared already. I pee the little. And it is Easter week. You might not feel it because it's March and then Easter's happening on Sunday.

That is confusing. I keep forgetting. I wanted to find something either Easter or Bunny related, and I have a good one today. I love a great urban legend. Like just a story that a town has of their, like up in Oswego, we had gray, road. And if the girl hung herself by the railroad tracks, and if you go down gray road, you might see you swinging.

Did you say you had something? Didn't you go down gray road all the time? Nothing happened? Nothing ever happened. It was scary. Yeah. I've driven down gray road multiple times this week. I've never.

Yeah. I guess thankfully I've never seen. Never, I did tell you, though, that we got out of the car once and started walking down the tracks. Yeah. And we saw a light down the tracks. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And it ended up just being other morons looking for ghosts. I mean, that 13 curs over near me is spooky at night. Because in the daytime, it's cool as hell. But at night when you know, like, the thing, like, ooh. And you brought the ghosty thing by 13 curs, right? Yep. And it said a couple things. Mm-hmm.

So. Well, this today, my friends, I will tell you the story of the bunny man. Yeah, okay, you can laugh at it. Because it is silly like that, but it's also this town's really scary urban legend. It's Fairfax County, Virginia, where they claim at this specific location known as the Bunny Man Bridge, there's a killer who lives by Bunny Man Bridge,

and he dresses like a rabbit. Like in a house? No, he's just there. Oh, he lives in the woods? Like you'll drive under this bridge or you'll walk under this bridge. Oh, that's messed up. And you might see the Bunnyman. The Bunnyman?

The Bunnyman. There are people who have reported having hatchets thrown at them by the Bunnyman. People now, because it isn't an urban legend, go to the bridge. So here's a quick story from the YouTube channel, Why We're Scared, on the Fairfax, Virginia Bunnyman. Oh, are I? Today we explore the chilling legend of Bunnyman. Yeah, I don't like that already. officially called the Colchester Overpass, located in the historic town of Clifton, Virginia.

Before we delve into the terrifying tale of Bunnyman Bridge, let's uncover the history of Clifton, the town associated with the infamous Bunnyman. Founded in the 18th century, Clifton was once a thriving hub of industry and commerce, but beneath its serene facade lurked a darker underbelly. Before European settlers arrived to the area around Clifton, it was used by the Algonautical, Oh, speaking natives of the Doge tribe as fertile hunting grounds. European settlers comprised many of Scottish merchants

settled in the area around Clifton in the early 18th century. Commerce and residents grew in the area during the 1800s. The General Assembly officially incorporated the town of Clifton on March 9, 1902. It was in this idyllic setting that the legend of the Bunny Man was born. A tale that continues to send shivers down the spines of those who dare to venture into the unknown. So if you're just tuning in, this is in Fairfax County, Virginia, where there's a specific bridge, people claim to see the Bunnyman or be attacked by the Moneyman. The legend of the Bunny Man dates back over a century to a time when the town of Clifton was gripped by fear and paranoia. One version of the story is about a convict named Douglas J. Gryphon, who in 1904 was being transported by bus to a new correctional facility.

when the bus crashed and he escaped into the woods around Clifton. As the story goes, investigators searching the woods for Grifon found dismembered and half-eaten rabbits. The investigators supposedly later found another escaped inmate dead near the Colchester Overpass, his cold, stiff hand clutching a wooden axe. Local tales started surfacing thereafter about an eerie spectral figure of a man dressed in a bunny costume appearing near the Colchester Overpass. Hence, locals started calling it the Bunnyman Bridge. Legend has it that three teenagers visited the Bunnyman Bridge on Halloween night.

The story claims they were found hanging from the bridge, fully disemboweled and having slit throats. Tales circulated that the same fate was met by another group of teens who visited the Bunnyman Bridge on Halloween night the year after the first supposed murders. Some believe the Bunnyman to be the spirit of a deranged individual who met a tragic end, while others speculate that he was a vengeful specter seeking retribution for past injustices. But it was beneath the shadows of Bunnyman Bridge that the legend truly took on a life of its own, a place where the veil between the living and the dead grows thin,

and the echoes of the past reverberate through the night. Over the years, countless brave souls have ventured to Bunnyman Bridge in search of thrills and chills, but few have returned unscathed. So, my fellow horror fans, if you're brave enough to confront the unknown, venture forth into the darkness of Bunnyman Bridge. But heed this warning, the spirits that dwell within may not take kindly to intruders. So in 1970, a U.S. Air Force Academy cadet Robert Bennett and his fiancé were visiting relatives on this Guinea road in the county around me.

Midnight while returning from a football game, they reportedly parked their car near what is now called the Bunny Bridge. Colchester overpass. Yeah. They claim, and they have the hatchet, somebody came out and threw a hatchet at their passenger side window before running away. They called police.

Police showed up. They have the hatchet. The cadet described the man as, quote, dressed in white wearing long bunny ears. That was in 1970. Also in 1970, like they just talked about on Halloween, a man approached a porch in the area wearing gray, black, and white bunny, a bunny costume.

Okay. So now it sounds like there might be people. Might be people. Screwing with people, right? There have been no significant leads that have ever come from this. People do find dismembered rabbits, which could be wildlife. Well, then they mentioned the murders. That would be an easy one.

A town would have records of four to seven people being killed back to back years. You'd find that out somewhere. They'd also have to track down where this missing convict was who supposedly lives in the woods. Did they say that they ever found? Was it Doug Griffon or whatever? I don't see that in this story. They just said that... But that's the beauty of urban legends

Maybe there was never a dog grafal. Maybe that never happened. Yeah. But they claim, you know, he escaped into the woods and now he eats bunnies and kills people who come near his bridge. Rabbit is delicious.

I love a good raw rabbit. I love a good old urban legend. Just something that the town keeps alive. I like the ones like that where it's a little more believable. That's there's somebody out in the swamp out on the bridge. Because some of the locals could, you know, keep adding to it by little, you know, fun little lores. and stuff like that.

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All right. Let's go out of new games. Throw ball one. Can I get a ball two? Can I get a ball two? We got a rider, folks. Throw ball too. New York Post is writing about this thing that we're very familiar with,

and I think it's a misnomer. Nice lightning. Nice lightning. They made that sequel almost poop himself. Another stretch of weather coming right through, guys. And they're calling it the Midwest goodbye. I've seen videos about this on TikTok for probably a year at this point. I don't know if Nebraska is in here yet.

She's our Nebraska representative, the show fam representative down in Nebraska, her and Nicholas. Nicholas. Nicholas. And it's exactly what your mom does and my mother-in-law does. Oh, power. The Irish goodbye is, you're just gone. The Midwest goodbye is it's drawn out for a while.

You go tell your family to go get in the car or coming out. And then I'm... 45 minutes later, you go in to see what's going on. It's still standing in the exact same spot. It's the hardest, it's been the hardest adaptation for me as a man who was raised by a woman that kicks you out of the house in 45 minutes. We'll go to my sisters for Easter on Sunday. Yeah.

I'd be shocked if we're there for an hour. You're in and you're out. You're in and you're out. We'll get there. I guarantee you the food will be ready. Yep. You'll get there. Yep.

Food will be ready. Eat. Go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Which is so weird. That's how we do it in my house. I don't, I wouldn't even, I would just like, I'm staying home. My wife's family, very much the Midwest goodbye.

Yeah. it's going to be a while to you're out of there. So if it's 6 o'clock and you're like, and I'll do the mover, I'm like, all right, all right, I got to get up in the early in the morning, so we're going to get going. We're heading back. Well, no, no, no, no.

You've started the process. Yeah, you let everyone know that good lightning guys right now. Now that you, now you are starting the idea of eventually leaving. Uh-huh. In a little while. Winston in our chat says, I'm from Minnesota. It is, in fact, a thing leaving any event takes 45 minutes or more. Exactly.

Yep. Joe says Italian goodbyes take the longest. Yes, I do remember my, I don't really see much of my Italian family anymore because a lot of them died, but they would take a lot. They got to give you stuff. They got to give you everything in their house. My nanny would never, you'd say I'm going to leave now, but you're going to get a bowl of sauce. You're going to get some meatballs. Well, why don't you take this?

Do you need today's newspaper? I don't need it, nanny. Well, why don't you just take it in case you need it? Do you have a pillow for your bed? Do you? What? No, I'll make sure you take a pillow. I made cake.

You want a cake? Here's some cake. All right, I'm good. I had cake last week. Here, have the rest of it. I don't have anywhere to put a whole cake. No, no, take it to the whole cake. It is, like you say about your mother. And I say about my mother-in-law. We're at 6 o'clock and I say, I'm going to get going. We're going to get going. Yep.

Well, no, that starts the process. Now we're going to get the leftovers together. All right, we're going to put together our leftover plates. And I'm a very lucky man to have an amazing family like I do. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying this is the facts. Yes. Now we're getting together the left. All right. The leftovers and put together. It's about 10, 15 minutes. Now we're going to get going. You got to remember, I'm the husband and dad in this situation. I can't just be a dick and leave.

Although sometimes I am just a dick and leave. Well, we used to get told to go out, go get in the car. Go it in the car. For how long are we going to be out of here? Then it would be like a half an hour and you'd go in and nobody had moved from the spot that you left them in half an hour ago and you go, well, they're just finishing up their conversation. We're in the car. Taco says my brother-in-law is famous for these never-ending goodbyes. It takes at least a half an hour, and there are like five different goodbyes in five different forms before he's finally out the door. Well, all right, but hey, again, though, you know, just make sure that, you know, when you get, yep, and then it got, there's got to be the recap. Mm-hmm. All right, so we've got everything.

All at the very end, right? You're about done, and you think you can head on out. The recap. And summertime. Everything. Summertime adds another layer because you started your goodbye in the house. You got your leftovers together. Yep.

That was the kitchen goodbye. What a good one. That was the kitchen goodbye. Now you're to the front door. Yeah. Getting your shoes on. You've got your leftovers. Now it's the front door goodbye.

Now we're saying goodbye at the front door. Now summertime, the weather's nice. But oh-oh. So now you could add a pull. porch goodbye. But did you... And a driveway goodbye. Yeah, but did you leave anything out by the pool?

Oh, let me go check the pool. Just real quick. You don't want to get home. Go check by the pool. Yep. Look at your mother. She knows what they're throwing shade at her. Yep.

Deb has more stuff to say, she says. All right? Well, then, don't house. Give the car. New York Post is writing about what they call the Midwest goodbye. I just call it the mom goodbye. Yes, that's, yes. I mean, we have it everywhere.

It is. That's the mom goodbye. It's where everyone at the party takes absolutely forever. to leave the party, lingering towards the doorway, start that train towards the tracks. It's unavoidable in the Midwest. Somebody commented, one does not simply cut off a Midwest goodbye.

The only way out is through. Whatever you do, do not roll your window down in the driveway because... Oh, no, you got to have a little chat. That's a fifth goodbye right there. Yes, then you got a little, yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep, I like Fuzz's...

What'd Fuzz say? The Irish Hello where she doesn't even go. Oh, I like that. lot. Dan says, if I invite you over for a holiday and you're only here for 45 minutes, one of two things is going to happen. You're never invited again or next time I'm taking your keys when you arrive. That's how we do. Is Ralphie in the window? That's how we do at the gross fence. Well, it's some Marcos, but that's how we do. We're going to get in there. We're going to get the business. We're going to move our way on. That's how we do it. Is he out there? Is he stuck

in the rain? I don't see him. He might be in the window behind us. He might, don't worry about it. He's all right. Don't worry about it. Oh, Robbie. So the Midwest goodbye is what they're calling it. When Nebraska gets in chat, I got to ask how it's happening out there in the actual Midwest. Yeah, see what they say. Because there's nowhere to hide. Because it's all flat land. It's all fields.

It's all flat land. Get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcast, type in K-Rock the show and boom, there we are. Well, here's something for me, bud. Hi. This Hidden Valley Ranch is looking to hire a month. American ranch ambassadors to head over to Europe and they don't have ranch? I don't think they have ranch over there.

Why is Europe sock? No ranch is no peanut butter. Now, ranch is a pretty American thing, man. Is it? ketchup too. Cachup is? Yeah, you're going to be hard pressed to find some ketchup over there. But I bet they have someone like the best French fries.

They too. They have great french fries and you dip them in vinegar or a mayonnaise if you will. No, I don't want to deal. if I'm going to fly in there, mail me. Hidden Valley Ranch is looking to hire ranch ambassadors to send to Europe. This is kind of like they would do with the church back in my day. Would they be like, we're going to send? Or when they did it on the office, when they were going to go down to Mexico and like, you know, on a mission trips?

Yep. Except we're going to build you a ranch factory. I'll go over there on a mission and I'll just say, hey, can I talk to, hey, I'm not looking to change your beliefs. I just want to tell you a little bit about ranch. Do you have a minute? Do you have a minute? Do you have a minute? I have a little piece of documentation I want to give you.

Let's give you a flyer. To our Lord and Saver. It's happening this summer. They're looking to hire two teams of people to head to Europe and spend two months showing foreigners how ranch can complement all of their local favorites. I can assure you they're not going to like it. They got way different profiles over there. Well, you know, I can just say, though, here's the thing.

I think this will work out well because other calls. countries, it's a known fact. They love when Americans come over there and tell them what they love. They love it. They love it when we just come in there and say, no, do what we say. Hey, you're doing this wrong. Travel expenses are covered. They'll also pay you 40 hours a week. And then you've got to upload content and social media. You can go to their website to apply for that to be a ranch ambassador for Hidden Valley.

Hi, I'm Chief Ranch Officer here at Hidden Valley. If I start as a ranch ambassador, maybe somebody I could be Chief Ranch Officer. I mean, you could be Chief Ranch Officer. You work my way up. This summer, in honor of America's 250th birthday, we're hiring our first ever ranchbasseters to spread the flavor of America. Don't do a stupid name. All around the globe. Picture this.

Summer, Europe, you and a suitcase filled with ranch, we'll send you on hot backpack rants. an all-extinct hate trip spreading the flavor of America ranch abroad and capturing your content along the way to learn more, visit our site and remember the flavor of Americas in your hands Listen if I want to spread ranch on abroad

I'll just go to ink's mouth sauce It's a burn on somebody's mom But that's, is that I like the eagle at the end Of course American Eagle. You're just going to put some, like they realize ranch Well, no, I guess if it's on the shelf, it's not cold yet. So, you know, it's just going to have.

When you go to Europe and their grocery stores, they have American sections. Oh, okay. Where they put the gross stuff they think they don't want. So you have to try to cut in your ranch into the grocery stores. Be like, no, no, no. Can I talk you about ranch? Yeah. But don't do the, you're already doing a stupid thing.

Don't be like, we're going to, hey, you want to be a ranch passeter? I mean, to, uh. Lance Bass. I mean. Carissa is correct. That does sound like a red-tailed hawk. Eagles don't sound like that. She's right.

Did you know that we've made up eagle sounds? No. Yeah, that's not what a bald eagle sounds like. Well, it sounds like freedom. Ask me. But it didn't sound menacing enough, so we use another bird sound. Well, now Google Eagle sound. Now I need to know what an eagle sounds like.

Real bald eagle sound. That's messed up. Um, I think, I think, I hope I'm right. I think it sounds wimpy. See? Oh, so just a bird. This is an annoying bird. It's just, yeah, it just sounds like any other bird.

But redtail hawk, best voice actor. And we were, yeah, that's just sounds like a bird. Whereas the red-tailed hawk, oh, and I got a plain ad, the red-tailed hawk sounds more menacing. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, stop, oh. That's great. caught the attention of one of those turkey vultures the other day walking outside in the fields. Yeah?

Like it got way down close to Elsa and I. And I was like, please, I dare you. It'll be something we can talk about for an hour tomorrow. Swoop down here. I dare you. Dude, it almost happened to Freddie yesterday. Dude, I dare. I will grab that bird so fast and break its neck so quick.

At least Elsa's a big dog. Yeah, but so I go out to my yard. I'm throwing Freddy the ball yesterday. Get a little on him. And he's just kind of like walking around in the yard. I'm sitting there watching him. And don't I look up and there's this giant bird that keeps looking at him? And I go, Fred, we got to go inside.

Luckily, turkey vultures do not. They won't ever, ever, because that's just not to eat gross dead meat. But still, man, you get out of here. I will. I will snap a bird's neck. So fast. Yesterday was a jam-pack day. Good choice.

As we got to have Mike Santana in the. room. You prefer his W.W. I just my favorite is the entrance theme that he's ever done. So we have Mike Santana in studio yesterday. You can catch that on demand on our Facebook page, K. Rock, C&Y. And then an hour and a half later, we talked to Chris Jericho, his former stablemate in A.A.W. Jericho's being quarantined coming to the Rome Capital Theater on Friday. Tickets still available

at Romecapital.com. And here is our talk with Jericho from yesterday. Hey, it's Chris Jericho here. Jericho, you're on with Josh and Cody, man. How are you doing? Good, man. How you guys? Great. The last time we saw you was when you and Fossey came up here to play our K-Rockathon festival. All right, yeah. There's always a lot of great rock and roll in that area of the country. It's a perfect place for quarantine to be playing this weekend for sure. So tell me about quarantine. Because Chris Jericho, you're kind of living like, if you asked a young boy what your dream adult life is going to be.

You're like, I guess I'll be a wrestler and then I'll play in some bands. like you're living that dream life. Well, I mean, I've been playing in bands. It's a well-documented fact since I was probably 14 years old. So there's always been the musical element for what I've been into, what I've been doing. And then after Fawzzi's been playing for 25 years, during the pandemic, we started quarantine when we had nothing really to do. And a bunch of musicians that were just kind of hanging around board.

I had a couple friends of mine who are pretty fairly well-neutral. known musicians in there are certain genres that were putting together. Just a song called No, No, No from the Kiss Crazy Nights record. They're going to record it for fun and ask me to sing on it. And I was like, dude, don't do this for fun. Let's actually release it to the radio because there's a pandemic happening. There's no bands putting out anything new. Let's see what happens.

So we put out this obscure kiss song from 1987 and it got top 20 on rock radio. So we realized that we had a whole gaggle of. great material from this era of kiss that they don't even really delve into of the non-makeup 80s kiss tunes. So we just started recording them and releasing them. And when the pandemic was done, we said, we'll start playing some live shows. And next thing you know, we've got a pretty great rock and roll band with some pretty cool touring experience already playing these great tunes that if you know them, Heaven's on fire,

lick it up. Let's put the X and Sex on Holy, Hosec, et cetera, et cetera. You want to hear more of them. If you don't know of them, they're just a lot of fun, and it's a great party to come see quarantine. So that's kind of all started and led to where we are today. It's happening this Friday, April 3rd at the Rome Capitol Theater. You're billing it as a full-throttle rock invasion. Tell me about Space Invader and Bad Marriage.

Well, it's a rock and roll party, man, you know, and I think when you do these tours, you see who else is around and available. And Space Invader are the cats who were playing with Ace Freley before he played. passed away, kind of his backup band. So, yeah, if you are into Kiss of of all eras, this is going to be the show for you. And like I said, even if

you're not, we have a lot of people that don't know these songs at all that just come and go, and this is a real blast. Because we embody not just the sound of Kiss from that era, with a more modern twist, but we embody the feel and the vibe was just a lot of fun. And I think that's one of the things

that keeps us out there on a road to where we can literally be doing this every weekend if we all had our schedules open because it's a lot of fun. Boy, what a word that we could all use more of in this day and age for sure. Yeah, it's like, it's more like people are looking for more of a party vibe when they're going to rock shows now, and that's what this sounds like it's going to be.

Well, yeah, it really is. And like I said, we actually even got to the point when when Kiss did their Kiss crews landlocked in Vegas back in November, they actually asked us to open for them. So here we are putting together this band during the pandemic where I didn't even know a couple of guys because you're just doing it via Zoom calls and that sort of thing. And here we are, you know, less than five years later opening for Kiss themselves playing 80s kiss songs. It was just a really kind of cool full-circum moment.

So, yeah, it really does work. It's a lot of fun. And we enjoy doing it. It's one of the reasons why when Fossey's not touring, we'll put together as many quarantine shows as we can. And our drummer plays with Luke Brian, the country guy. So when he's not playing stadiums, he comes to Rome to hang out with us. One of the other of our dudes is a guitar player from Peru, who's very popular on YouTube. And, of course, PJ Farley and myself from Fossey.

So it's a real kind of star-studded rock and roll lineup, and we're really excited about it. So, Chris, they say never to meet your heroes. What was it like when you finally met Kiss? I've known those guys for years. It's actually pretty funny. I used to have this dream when I was a... you know, a young wrestler that Paul Stanley's kid would be a wrestling fan. And years later, it came true.

And that's how I ended up meeting Paul Stanley. And we became friends over the years. And Gene as well, they're great guys, very supportive of quarantine. And why wouldn't they be? We're playing songs that they wrote that maybe never got as high on the charts as they could have. We did a song called Good Girl Gone Bad from the Crazy Nights record, which made it to number 10, which was the highest charted single from the Crazy Nights record of any genre. Like, Kiss didn't even get that high on Crazy Nights.

So, you know, I think we're keeping a certain element of that band alive. And listen, Kiss cover bands are great. There's a million of them, but they're all wearing makeup, and they're playing rock and roll night and shouted out loud. And that's amazing, but that's not what we do. We're the opposite of that. When we say it's a Kiss tribute is, but it's the non-Makeup era. And there's so much great material.

It's so much from playing it. And it's art as well. It's not easy stuff to play. So it's very challenging in a great way as a musician as well. So all across the board, we just have a great time with it. And we're looking forward to making our debut in the northern New York area and in Rome. And we're up in Cahos, you know, we're up in Worcester this weekend. So that's prime kiss territory for all the airs. So it's going to be a lot of fun for sure.

On the line, Chris Jericho, quarantine comes to town, Rome Capital Theater this Friday, April 3rd tickets available, Romecapital.com. Chris, before I let you go, two quick wrestling things, because everything's a simulation. Literally an hour and a half ago in this studio was Mike Santana. He was promoting TNA coming to town. What do you remember about working with Mike? He said, hey, by the way.

I love Mike. We started AW. The group was the inner circle. And it was kind of a bunch of guys. I didn't even know Santana Ortizu, when we started working together. And I just always loved the chemistry that we all had. And look, if you look at the inner circle,

remind me of guns and roses on the back of the appetite for destruction record. Yeah. The five guys all look different from each other, but yet they all kind of looked like they belonged together. And that's when I see pictures of the inner circle. It's like we don't look anything alike, but yet it looks like a perfect chemistry and a perfect match. It was a great way to kind of kick off AW with a very strong heel faction,

and Santana was a big part of that. All right, Crystal, let's rip the Band-Aid off. All the speculation about we're coming back to wrestling, So we're going to see at WrestleMania. Give me a scoop. Well, I'll be there in Rome on Friday, and that's going to be the most we can do for now. All right, Chris, thank you so much. Quarantine coming to Rome Capital Theater this Friday, April 3rd. Thanks, Chris.

You're welcome, guys. We'll see on Friday. It's going to be a rock to roll party. How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover? Well, the Lexus U.X started with a refined suspension tuned for the streets, then added a palette of distinctive, vibrant exterior colors, and kept it going with an event. Available 12.3 inch touchscreen using our intuitive Lexus interface. The Lexus U.X, engineered to fit in, designed to stand out.

See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. For me, where it went from being interviewed, like an interview, to really motivationally aligned. Like, we're lockstep. Same mentality, same goals, same direction. Now, since then, I've learned that he likes to outdoors and he loves to fish. Like, if this dude listens to Pearl Jam, we might as well go do karate in the garage together. G. Mac, making the stepbrothers reference. I'll do karate in the garage.

Good morning, everybody. Happy rainy Tuesday. How do you do? This is K.A.Rock. Get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcast. Type in K. Rock, the show. And don't forget Friday morning, we kick off this year. Here's Diner Tour.

2006 diner tour driven by Burtig BMW. We'll be at Wades and Oswego 6 a.m. on Friday morning. Come and get yourself something to eat. Where I'm guessing that it was an 80% chance. It'll be windy as hell because it's Aswego. By law, it's got to be windy. Yep. What were you debating with chat?

They're saying you wanted umbrellas for your shoes? No, Death Ray's right. I did. I just invented galoshes. Oh, congratulations. I'm talking about how I don't really like umbrellas, but because they should invent, like, feed umbrellas because I don't like when my feet get wet more when it's raining.

And then everyone reminded me that there are, you just wear. Yeah, they're galoshes. Yeah, but I do, I wear my big dairy boots, so that counts. That counts. I do got to invest in a pair of rain boots. I don't have just good rain boots for weather like this. I don't know what that means, though, like that. Fully sealed waterproof, my dairy boots, I guess.

Your boots would be good. Yeah, but they're not the, like, the best driving. No, they're big and clonkins. You got to swap shoes. Yeah. And they have those rubbers you can put over your dress shoes. Rubbers. I ain't buying rubbers for ain't no damn part of my body.

I used to sell a lot of rubbers over at the Sears shoe department. I'm just going old school. I'm putting bags over them. Oh, yeah. While I wait for the bus. So if you want to, if you guys want to jump in Twitch real quick, I meant to play this yesterday and I got distracted. Mason Miller's entrance for the San Diego Padres.

I haven't seen this. I'm surprised no one has used this music yet. I guess we have because you did. There's been a wrestler. Well, I mean, yes, when I was, you know, very, very professional wrestler, I used this. But, yeah, Dave, there's been, you know, Mariano Rivera and her Sandman. I've heard a couple other. But no, I don't think anyone's ever used this.

That's cool. That's cool. Then the unpassed to check his glove front. I love that. Let me see. Immediately gives up. Three on earn runs. My favorite thing on TikTok right now is people are posting, like, you know, when the players go to the mound and people are like saying, I love when they stop the game just to gossip a little bit.

And then people are adding their own gossip or they're like, I know. And then I said, I don't know why she would wear that here. And I said, it's like what we do. But we do the kind of a different thing where we give them encouragements of their genitals being enormous. Yeah, you're the sexiest man. You're very handsome. Hugeest penis. They've ever had.

Your attention, please. No, I do like that. Now they randomly have to be like, give me your hands. They got to see if you got anything sticky. You got any sticky tricks? Because so many people are doing sticky tricks. You're trying any tricks, Mason Miller? You got any Vaserlien's up in your pole?

Well, we are in Easter week, believe it or not. Yes, Sunday is Easter. Where's the text I sent Tam Tam yesterday? So right now is Jesus dead? No, Jesus dies on Friday because it's three days. Oh, oh yeah, that may sense. So Passover is when he passes. And then he's in the cave until Sunday when we go to look for him.

But what's Good Friday then? Good Friday, yes. So is Good Friday also? We're in Passover. Good Friday. This is Holy Week. Oh, geez. Ha ha ha.

Yeah. There's a lot. It's a holy week. Good Friday is the day where, well, okay. I thought that's when he dies. No. Oh, boy. Here's the track.

I thought I knew something. Sunday is. Palm Sunday because he carried the cross through Jerusalem and they would put the palms down so he could walk on the palms. This Sunday? No. Oh, that just happened. Okay.

Okay. And then this is a whole week. Now today he's got an eerie feeling. He'll be doing some dinner or some meeting greets. Where he's got, he's like, something doesn't feel right. There's deeper Bible stories. I don't really know much about. Something doesn't feel right.

And then, you know, Judas will turn on him and then Friday's, he's, he's sad. And that's when he gets nailed up on the cross. Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. And then Sunday. And then that's when they huck him in the rock around in the cave the same day. Yeah, he's been in there for three days.

And then three days later, he's like, hello. And then Sunday he is risen. And then there we are. It is Easter Sunday. So I text Tam Tam last night, a video of a woman, some woman filmed her mother, like a hostage video saying, I will always give Easter baskets to my children no matter what age. And she's like telling her what to say. And I say, see, my mother, mother.

other mothers give out Easter baskets too. Yep. She says, Joshua, she appears to be held at gunpoint. Oh. I said, well, let that be a lesson. I said, she said, this is why this continues. Moms are held against their will. And I said, I'm your baby boy.

Stop it. Yeah. She said, Joshua, you collect Social Security. I go, that is not true. I do not collect Social Security, but I'm getting up there. When you do, you can spend it on other things because you won't be having to spend it on chocolate because you be getting an Easter basket. I want you to buckle up for this because you're not,

anybody in my family's not going to believe the next sentence I'm about to say that my mother sent me. Okay? I want you to remember this, that my stepfather's the cheapest human being you've ever met in your life. Uh-oh. Growing up in this house, hand-shoveled snow,

he didn't get a snowblower until we moved out. Yep. And series of about 10 different fans to cool the house. Yep. Okay? Oh, man. The windows open and this. Trust me, I know the circulation of my goddamn house.

That's bringing the cool air up. Yep. from the basement. Yep, that never happened. That never happened, but no, it's, we're moving, we're moving cold air around the house. Yeah, slightly less warm air always cools down. Mm-hmm.

Two whole floors of a house. That was always some rule that dad's definitely made up. She said, she said, Bob cleaned his office out, which was a big deal, had a lot of stuff in there from all those, all those kids that have lived there for whatever. Yeah.

And I go, wow. She says, yeah, because we're getting a new furnace in central air. And I said, you are not. And she said, I'm spending every dime of year inheritance. And I said, first of all, ain't no way Bob is getting Central Air. And I go, spend it, babe. I don't care. I don't, whatever.

The world's on fire. Hell yeah. And then, of course, she says, and Jesus will be coming back any minute. And I want to be comfortable for it. Makes sense. When the rapture does happen, for real. So cousin Jay, as my mother. My mother is in chat right now.

That, the fact that my stepfather's putting central air in the house, he got a deal or? I just don't buy it. I'll believe it when I see it. There's a caveat. Yeah, Cady's right. He'll have Central Lair but never turn it on. It's for emergencies.

When he's not home, Tam Tam will turn it on. And then when he gets home, how long is it? Damn, how long is this bad on running? Turns it right off. And now, I would imagine he's going to be obsessive about any gaps in doors or windows. You aren't even going to... So everything's going to be covered in plastic. You're not even to have the door open yet to their house and you're going to...

God, close it! God, close that door. If you're not... If you're not entering and leaving that house, like, it is a space lock system... Yep. Not trying to cool down a whole goddamn name-in-law. Okay, close the door, Josh! I'm just trying to get in the house, okay, I'm sorry.

Yep. So that's a big deal. Same, yes. It'll be like A's parents. No, we like fresh. Shear sweating their ass off. That's the thing is Tam Tam has a lot of power in that house. So she'll deep freeze it.

And if she's deep freezing it. Yeah. He's going to be obsessive about any single. Yep, it's going to need to be. He's going to reverse, you know how in the winter, old school, and you kids don't know. You had to go around and help your dad put the saran wrap on the windows. He's going to reverse that and put it on the outside of all the windows.

So all the cool stays in. I guarantee you that they're going to E.T. style wrap that house in a big balloon. You're going to get there and you're going to think it's being fumigated. Yeah, you're like, oh, it must be, no, no. No, we just can't let the air out. My mother says he's sitting there saying he's just getting quotes. Exactly. I'm, Tam, I'm just getting quotes right now.

I'm just looking into it. It's fumigated, so he barely hears a little. Oh, Jack. Josh, Zimping it back on. It's the zipper, Josh. Not paying to cool the whole damn road. So anyways, I got on this because of the Easter baskets. And the average Easter basket now has a 20% chance of including peeps.

Peeps are at their peak of popularity right now. Obviously, this time of year is the biggest time of the year for peeps. They try Halloween peeps. They try Christmas peeps. The problem is that there's just too many now, yeah. There's too many. At the Swifty thing, we were taking. We had Dr. Pepper Peeps and Rice Krispy treat peeps to put in some of the drinks.

The Rice Krispy Treats one was really good. But that's because it's a marshmallow-based flavor already. Your brain already can comprehend that. So that was good, but there's just, it's just too much. Yeah. I like a classic peep. Tam Tam for the user basket. I like a classic peep.

Yellow or pink is fine. I don't like the peppermint ones. I don't like the chocolate ones. If I get any, I end up eating maybe one and then I microwave them. Just to watch them blow up. Because it's, since I learned that, it's the funniest thing ever that they just turn into the size of a basketball. They really do, yeah. Stops and chat says, why do people hate other people?

You only give those atrocities to anyone other than an enemy. He's saying that peeps are so gross. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'll get you. I get you. I get you. West Virginia is the peeps capital of the United States. 35% of peeps right there in West Virginia.

Yeah, let's say we like to suck on that soft marshmallow. We ain't got no days. We shook on that soft marshmallow. We ain't got no days. Second most popular Easter candy is, and you know that I stand 10 toes down on Easter candy being the best candy of the year. Second popular, most popular in the United States. Peeps is number one.

What are you looking at? What is he? Jelly beans? He just, for those you're just listening, he had a pocket full of jelly beans. Like this is, it's not a bit. I'm open them back. Cody is a real human boy that walks around with jelly.

Yeah, put them back in your pocket, bud. Yep, thank you. I mean, he just had pocket jelly beans in case anyone, in case you ever a counter and Cody Mac out in the wild and just need a little snack. Did you not want? He's got pocket jelly beans. No, that's not. It's not.

It's peanut butter eggs. And that makes sense. I mean, that makes sense. Those are pretty top-notch. That makes sense. There's not jelly beans, though? No. Jelly beans, I think, are kind of, they're just like people do them because they're supposed to do them.

See, I like jelly beans. Yeah, I like the flavored ones. They've calmed down. They went a little crazy for a few years with jelly beans, and they've kind of calmed back down with all of their what-nots. But, yeah, I like jelly beans. Jelly beans are in the top three, followed out by some Sour Patch Kids. I saw a commercial. They have strips now.

I'd like to try a sour pat strip. If you want the top three, it's Reese's peanut butter eggs, jelly beans, Cadbury chocolate mini eggs. See, I don't, wait. The mini ones? I think those are the candy-coated ones, right? They call those rainbow, I think, now.

Oh, they do? So that they can differentiate. The ones that are all chocolate. And just a candy-coating. Yeah, yeah, because those are, those slap. I don't really like the mini-cadberry eggs. If I'm doing a Cadbury cream egg, I want a cream egg. And then those aren't the cream eggs, he's right.

It's a confusing branding because of the Cadbury mini eggs. He said they're the rainbows now. So, hmm. Yeah, but I like all the flavors of them, Cadbury, the caramel and the chocolate. Then it rounds out with just a lint chocolate bonnie. Starburst jelly beans are doing very well. Hershey's chocolate candy eggs are doing very well. Those are good, too.

They are? Those are really good. It's the same thing. It's just Hershey's. So it's like a decade at Eminem. Okay. It's like a fancy emin-o? Oh, they're letting women fly planes now?

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I know that it's not. all a big work. But it feels like the marketing around this big archburger at McDonald's has been so meta. And I know it isn't a conspiracy?

Let's go back to the beginning. CEO does that video that everybody picks on. Yeah. And that gets popular. And then now the CEOs start mocking it, but it's also just bringing more attention to the big archburger. Yeah, they, they, I think they did it on accident on purpose.

And then people on my various burger websites that I visit on a daily basis were posting photos of the Big Arch Burger. Like, oh, I had to go try the Big Archburger. I just like that it's white cheddar. That's it. And now the Big Mac World Record holder, the guy that's eating 36,000 Big Macs, that guy. That guy says, I don't really care for the Big Archburger. So it's bringing more attention to the Big Archburger. So I'm like wondering if this is all.

band of work. Yeah. And if he likes the Big Mac and not that, maybe I will like that more because I don't really like the Big Mac. I have not tried the Big Arch Burger, and I'll tell you why, I don't like the bun. No, I don't want all that seeds on top. I think that, oh, I thought you meant, is there one in the middle? Does it have a middle?

I think that's stupid. The middle bun? I don't like, that's the Big Mac's thing. We're like, oh, look. Yeah. Do they do that with the Big Arch too? I need to look at a follow. I can't remember now.

I just remember the, I remember the white. chatter on it that you can't, that you can't put on the other burgers. There's no middle bun. Oh, there's no middle bun? There's two patties stacked on top. Okay, I mean. But your little tiny body can't eat these big burgers. I can't, I guess I can't.

This would take you a whole day. It's not going to be a double quarter pounder. It is though. Oh, it's a double quarter pounder. It's the patties, yeah. Two quarter pound beef patties, three slices of white cheddar cheese. No, it's too big. Krispy onions, pickles, tangy, creamy, big art sauce on a sesame and poppy seed bun.

No, it is. That'd take you an half to. That'd take you two weeks. I split that in half. I'd order two of them. I'd order two of those. No, I wouldn't let you. If I didn't like the bun and onions,

there's nothing about it I like, but regardless, this is the guy, Donald Gorski, who holds the world record for eating nearly 36,000 Big Macs, says a McDonald's Big Archburger doesn't match up to his longtime favorite. Wow. Called the Big Arch Underwhelming.

after trying it said the white cheddar cheese and tangy sauce were less preferable than his usual Big Mac fixings. But there's no, is there cheese on the Big Mac? Yeah, but the normal yellow cheese. Oh, okay, because I mean, McDonald's is one of the last holdouts that the cheese doesn't really bother me. Oh. I mean, I like their cheese.

Yeah, it doesn't really, it doesn't mess with my, oh, cheese is the grossest thing ever. And the second it cools, it's, it's made the burger the worst thing it's ever existed. Probably the worst in our chance. says my brother-in-law had a hand in making the sauce for the Big Arch Burger. Very nice. Oh, cool. Yeah, it's interesting.

I would try it. I just got to say for a guy that follows burgers pretty closely, the Big Arch has gotten more publicity these last two months. Right. Than any burger I've ever seen. Good or bad. That's a lot of meat. It is a lot.

It's a lot of meat. The Cody Leesie story. I just remember getting it on accident once. And it was a nice accident. The McDonald's accidentally gave me a dog. double quarter pounder. And it was hilarious. How big that is.

It's huge. It's like a legit this. And it's, with your hands where you're going, oh my God. I don't know the science behind it, but isn't the BK Bacon King? That looks like a bigger burger than the double quarterbounder. It might have been. The one that I tried to go bite for bite with you. That one, is that what you got? Was that that?

Bacon King. It seemed to me it was bigger wider. So I bet. Or beef meats vast. Where beef meets vast. Cousin Jay says, Hot Take, Best Burger out there is the BK Rodeo Burger, Cheeseburger, Onion Rings, and Barbecue sauce.

It's a good one. I would want to argue with him, but just seeing how often Burger King brings back things of that nature like that, that's crowdsourced where they're like, you guys wanted it, I would say he's probably right. They're always doing rodeo burger style things over there. I get a BK bug up my ass every once in a while, or I'm like, I got to get a Burger King something.

Sorry, no, Beth. And I did. I drove over to the Burger King. And didn't we just mention that before about how a place where McDonald's or somebody ran out? Maybe, probably something. We had just mentioned something similar. But sometimes I leave here really craving something, like a Burger King, bacon, whatever. Yeah.

And I'll tell you, man, Burger King, I go over there. and it says we don't serve beef. We have no beef. Our broiler is down. But, I mean, at least that one of their broilers down. But I was craving it, so I drove to another burger king. Well, what was weird about that day, though, is I saw that like three different times. Nowhere like right around in the same area, but still on my timeline.

Yeah. Of at least one or two other people being like, trying to go to Burger King today and they said the broiler was broken. They don't have backup broilers? Like, yeah, you got one grill? I love a burger. I love Burger King. Almost more than McDonald's. I go on, there's moments where I'll get it because it's, I don't know, I like it as a, it's a nice summertime burger.

Yeah. You know, the grill. So I will grab, because it's an easy one. It's, for me, it's a wicked easy one. It's at the bottom of my hill and it's on the same, like I pull out. I get right. You don't pull. That's odd.

Yeah, that's all I do. I go right back up the hill. There's no like, I got to wait for traffic. Like, oh, they're never going to let me out. It's just in and out. Stella's teasing you right now. He wanted to try Shake Shack, Stella. He wanted it.

Yeah, I tried it. It must have been closed randomly on that bad weather day. Or that somebody said that sometimes if they get wicked busy, they'll turn that off and then forget. And it does get wicked busy over there. So, ooh. You'll try shake. Check. Eventually you will.

Although, back-to-back fails for them. What? I didn't want the Korean style. They're like their new whatever. And this one, the limited time, Clubhouse Pimento Cheeseburger. Nah, I don't want Pimento Cheese. Because when I think burgers, think Pimento Cheese? I say my olives.

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