The Show - TAMBOURINE MAN

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

We are live & on location… in the studio. Josh gets Cody & very bad gift. Some dude break dances at his town hall. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 100.9.1065. K-Rock. We're live and on location. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, faultless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away where they're...
Starting point is 00:00:40 I would. We are live at on location, but it's in the studio. We're live at a lot of time. I can't even, I don't even know the last time that was on. Moby. That gave me flashbacks, bro. For those of you listening in the Syracuse market, and just, I have to listen to two different markets. I was listening to the Utica market.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Yeah. Our Mohawk Valley friends. Not realizing that I didn't drag up our opener, I dragged up the old, we're live and on location. Hit in the street bed, man. I hit the street remote bed was playing. That's legitimately from what I first got here 20 years ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:21 That's what we used to use. When we'd be out at. Guys, I'm down here at Fusilla Hyundai. Yeah. They're doing popcorn for the kids. Ooh. Come on popcorn. Everybody who test drives gets $10 to brooder bagel.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Nice. Yeah, dude. Pretty sweet deal going on right now. UcSula Hyundai if you want to get down there. All right. Hey everybody, hi. I got a $25 visa gift card for test driving a car when I was looking for whips when I bought my Nissan. Did you?
Starting point is 00:01:53 Nice. Wow. I didn't even know that it was a promotion. I just happened to be test driving the car that they were doing the promotions on. Sales is always asking me for ideas where, like, with things we can do for, like, car dealers and stuff. Okay. With you and me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And the other day, I think I suggested to Tammy. I'm like, they can do a test drive where Cody and I go on the test drive with them. Like, go test drive this Ford and we're in the back seat. Yeah. We get in. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. Cocoa Pops. And not to take anything away from Coco Pops. It's obviously a big day, but it's obviously the first day of the NFL season. That's more important to me. That's why it's better than it's at seven. Ayo.
Starting point is 00:02:39 7 o'clock tonight. We'll get in all of that. Yes. How's everyone? No one doing. Good? I'm a snake. I'm a snake.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I don't think it's a night. I saw a snake yesterday. Happy back to school day for Liverpool parents I'm seeing. All right. Yeah. Okay. Getting back in the swing of things. So many of people that I imagine will be getting tickets tomorrow or at some point in the next
Starting point is 00:03:04 couple weeks. Oh, yeah. Just flying through. I wonder what time those cameras turn on. I don't know, but they were on yesterday in the middle of the day. That's for sure. Yeah. I mean, I assume if they said they were on.
Starting point is 00:03:16 But, like, at 5 a.m., they shouldn't be on, right? Yeah, that's one of the bugs. I assume that either they'll have to work out or they already did. You know what I mean? If they have a timer on them that doesn't start until 8 a.m. Or whatever, because that would not be fair. Can't do that. Yeah, like, dude, it was 2 a.m.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It wasn't the school zone. It's not school hours all of the time. Yeah. So how do you do, everybody? Slow down. Slow down. Especially that one right after Fowler. Wow, it's like the people in that area don't give two Fs about the kids in that area, man.
Starting point is 00:03:51 I can't picture that area enough. I don't travel that way. I can't remember the name of it, but it's after it's after. Oh, they just go 1,000 miles an hour past that, man. It's insane. Bust them, man. You're putting kids' lives in danger. Slow down.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Slow down. Caz first day today, very nice. Nice. It's like the lunch menus. My boy had a first day yesterday. Let's check out. Tell me exactly the school he goes to and what grade and every time I'll look up his lunch menu. How was your first day?
Starting point is 00:04:23 Fine. Do you have friends in your classes? Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Nice. That's good. So you like high school?
Starting point is 00:04:31 Light work. Good. Okay. Thank you. Good news. That's literally the conversation I had. He gets home from golf last night after Whiskey Wednesday. I roll out to the living room.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Yeah. I say, I'm going to ask you. three questions and you have to answer them and then you're done. Okay. And I was like how was golf? I don't think I was far. Did they win? Is it a thing? I don't know how that works. I don't know either. There's like last night he
Starting point is 00:04:54 played and they must just add up the scores or something. I was going to say is it everybody versus everybody and then hey, no, you got to make the cut. Okay. So coach will like say here's the boys that are making the cut and then they're going to play. I don't know anything about golf let alone it's like competitive golf.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Yeah. So they play. So I come, I roll out I go, I'm going to ask you three questions. Yeah. How was golf? I like it. Oh, it was good. He got Taco Bell after, so I think that was a highlight as well. And then I go, how was the first day of school?
Starting point is 00:05:23 Good light work. Do you have any friends in your classes? Yeah. All right, thank you for talking to me. I love you. Good night. And then I roll away. There you go.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Okay, that's how you talk to teens, boys. Let me see here. Lunch today over at ESOM. Oh, a little breaded chicken drumstick. Okay. You know, they still did stuff like that. Mac and cheese. Most sticks, bro. Who's doing matsticks? Or a spicy chicken sandwich or cheese pizza or pepperoni pizza or buffalo chicken pizza?
Starting point is 00:05:55 That is way too many options. There's a lot going on at ESM. That's an ESM, dude? Today. We would have two options. If you want to get something on the go, you can get a peanut bar jelly sandwich or bagged lunch. Yeah, dude, there's a ton of stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Shout out to my district, Phoenix. They do free breakfast and free lunch. I think that's really important for the kids. I definitely was a free lunch kit. All about getting that. Yeah. So I thank you for doing that. And whatever districts are doing that,
Starting point is 00:06:24 that's fed children learn better. Although, I mean. But I only had two options. You'd get a chicken pat of your pizza. That's it. Right. Yeah, you got. You want chicken pat of your pizza.
Starting point is 00:06:34 It was this or that. Good. Get them a couple options here. Got a whole ass smorgish board over there at ESM. All right. I mean, what's, wait, what's tomorrow? What? Oh, that's wait, that's breakfast. I'm going to say tomorrow's. Oh, that's odd. For lunch, you can get breakfast for lunch, dude.
Starting point is 00:06:51 They're going to have French toasticks. Oh, check it. Look what they have. What is it? Those are those. The Bosco sticks. You damn kids are eating so good. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:06 I'm going to go over to Assum later and get myself some. I guess every district in New York State. Thanks, you libs for feeding kids. Real nice, Kathy. Kathy. Dude, these kids are eating well. I'm going back to school. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I'm pulling a Ronnie Dangerfield. I'm going back to school and I'm eating. Yesterday. Oh, my God. Yesterday they had popcorn chicken. Okay. Or a Berg. On Tuesday?
Starting point is 00:07:29 Yeah. They had some turkey tacos if they wanted them. Or crispy chicken patty, because obviously. Or just here's a walking taco. Oh! These kids are eating good. I know I'm sounding like an old-ass boomer right now, but you kids got some great meal.
Starting point is 00:07:43 You didn't know what we went through. I like it. I'm glad that they did. I was really expecting to pop on and be like, square. Cheapy. I was literally eating a square of pizza and a bag of milk. That's what I was having for lunch.
Starting point is 00:07:56 A little bit older I got, I used to bring my lunch every day. I liked to bring my lunch because I could have myself a yogurt and such, because I was a yogurt guy in high school. I had a yogurt phase too. My mom got me into it. She's like, it's good for your probiotics. I still would. It's just something I never remember.
Starting point is 00:08:13 member. You know what I mean? Especially after working in dairy forever. Mm-hmm. I just never catch myself like wandering over in that area because I would. Yogurt's banging. I've decided once I get back to full speed, I'm going to start doing a breakfast. What?
Starting point is 00:08:28 Nothing. Full speed. Once I get back to 100% I'm going to start doing a breakfast. Oh yeah? I'm going to do like an oatmeal or something. I'm just going to bring it in here and eat something because I'm always so hungry. I always want to bring stuff in. I've been trying to bring in like little snackies and such for myself here that
Starting point is 00:08:40 aren't, you know, so I'm not walking around eating just random crap all the time, so I got like a trail mix over yonder or whatever, but same. I really should bring in and like, I got to do that. I got to, I do a little bit with, you know, drinks and stuff, but. I should find a sponsor for that. I should drive around and find like a little market. Do you want to be our breakfast sponsor? Right.
Starting point is 00:08:58 We know a breakfast sponsor. Who's over here somewhere? Find a little. It could even be somebody that just like just drops it off once a week. Or yeah, just like our yogurts, our healthy breakfast options, like some fruits. It's nice and easy. Oh. I mean like a cliffs or a.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Yeah, something like that. Wasn't somebody just looking for a speedway or something? Creative new way to get their foot in the door at so-and-so random gas station? I don't know. Those meetings are a blur. But even like a little market that has like fruits and some oatmeal. Just something to get our started days. Where were we?
Starting point is 00:09:32 Wawa? Yes, you went to a Wawa. Where were we Wawa? I had Cody stop at a Wawa, which by the way, apparently they have banging pretzels. I didn't know that. Somebody taxed me. Did you try the pretzels? It was all, I was staring them down so hard.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I didn't even know they existed. I was still so nervous at that point that, A, I'd get a tummy ache. And B, that there would still be no show. So I, that also piled onto the tummy issue. So it was already like right on the verge. Yeah. But I remember staring at it, I mean, like, yo, those look banging. Their pretzels look really good.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Yeah, well, you would have been safe for the pretzel. I would have been fine. As soon as we got there, I had a little snackies anyway. Would you eat there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, in the parking lot. Thursday means Cocoa Puffs at its new time.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Hey, oh. 7 p.m. we've shifted to winter hours. Whiskey Wednesday was 7 last night. Thank you for tuning in nice and early. Great success. You got a good crowd. Great success tonight doing the same. 7 o'clock on Twitch.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Of course, we love all of our sponsors that make Cocoa Puffs possible. Sweetgrass. Joe's Buds, East Coast Emeralds, and Days dispensary. Nice. How do? You do. Mm-hmm. NFL.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Yeah. Starts tonight. That's it. There are now no more. No more days. No more days where they're probably, I mean, I don't know, on a random Tuesday. I don't hear it there, but there'll be no more days without football. The NFL season.
Starting point is 00:11:06 For quite some time with college and everything. Kicks off tonight. And a new poll found it is still. America's favorite sport. It's America's favorite thing by a lot. 48% of Americans will watch at least a little bit of football this year. It's insane how popular the NFL is, man. It really is crazy, and it's even crazier when you think about
Starting point is 00:11:31 how little those gigantic stadiums are used. It really came to my attention when they were walking like Tom on the New Bill Stadium. Yeah. and all the money it's going to cost and the biggest project and all these tax things, blah, blah, blah. And it's like to be used, what, eight times? Well, think about...
Starting point is 00:11:51 Think about where we just were. Yeah, MetLife. At least MetLife, they put two teams in there. Well, yes. And concerts and events. But that's what it, that's all... I mean, the bills won't be used for the same for concerts and stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:03 But, I mean, it's not going to be like a, you know, every single day thing. It's like the amp here. It just sits there. There's a couple of... wants when they do stuff and then it's just going to be there. It just sits there, man. Yep. It's
Starting point is 00:12:16 nuts. It's a lot for, you know, but the Pagulas need us very badly to foot the bill. Could you guys help out the Pagulas? They're stressed. That poor things are tight. Oh, that poor
Starting point is 00:12:30 ownership group. They've only got a couple of jets right now. They really need our help. That yacht, was it even a super yacht? It's embarrassing. They're living in squalor out there in Buffalo. So please can we, the New York State taxpayers, help the Pagulas?
Starting point is 00:12:46 And then kick the rest to Ryan's Fish House of Crazy. And then it goes into the fish hatchery and then eventually we'll get to schools and stuff. But won't somebody please think of the billionaires? It's insane. They're struggling out there. Why are we not thinking about the
Starting point is 00:13:02 billionaires? I don't, I just I know. There's a moment of silence with a billionaire. Don't get emotional. Speaking of this will anger people, other sports wrestling. Did you see that somebody at WWE accidentally leaked the AJ Lee return? Yeah, I did see that. I didn't even know that was a conversation.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I don't know if that's how real that is, but the way they set up the angle, it seems very real. For those of you that don't know, I guess, I didn't even know there was a thing called Russell Palooza. Is this like the first year they're doing it? It's their way of trying to garner the attention for the new ESPN thing. So Russell Palooza is happening.
Starting point is 00:13:44 That's one of those where... CM Punk will be there. CM Punk's wife is A.J. Lee. Yes, a former wrestler that was good. Somebody tweeted at WWE and they were like, hey, can I get merch? Yeah, they tweeted at the shop zone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Somebody replied, there should be a... I'm just paraphrasing. There should be AJ Lee merch available by Russell Palooza. With her return to the ring, we expect to see merch real soon. like that and it was like, is that somebody that people care about? Yes, it's, it's because it's seen punk's wife. So it's very important for just because of that, that alone in itself.
Starting point is 00:14:19 But the way they're setting up this angle, it's Seth and his wife versus CM Punk and his wife. It's a way for them to draw this BS out to WrestleMania. I mean, I don't really have much interest in it, but. Am I the only one who's kind of getting over CM Punk? Like, I just have had enough? No, CM Punk. I'm okay with, but they're just...
Starting point is 00:14:40 There's a dog coming, by the way, if you want to see the dog. There's a puppy. Oh, look at that puppy dog. That's a fluffy little dog. He's great, and he's like legendary, but he's just getting older, and I don't know if I like the gimmick as much. No, this is what happens with not just CM Punk, but a lot of wrestling good guys.
Starting point is 00:15:04 You eventually kind of get, like, not fed up, But I've had enough. Whereas I bet, I'm trying to think of just, because it's going to happen with Cody Rhodes real soon. It happened with Sina way back. That's why the crowds used to chance Sina socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was awesome.
Starting point is 00:15:22 But what they do with stuff like this is eventually, they try to pick up on it quicker than it takes for you to lose interest so much that you turn it off. Because what would get your attention, again, I guess maybe possibly, if you know, depending on your wrestling fandom, would be if, you know, CM Punk, this really good guy came out and he's doing his good guy, schick. And then what if he kicked
Starting point is 00:15:45 Cody Rhodes right in the nuts? Now he's a bad guy. Now, you know what I mean? Now, oh, now he's changing it up and now there's interest in him again. And they do that where they turn him heel. And then once that runs his course, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:15:59 It's just boom, boom, boom, boom. But he's in his 50s now, isn't he? CM Punk? I think he's close, maybe late 40. He's... CM Punk is 46. 46? Yeah, so he's got another couple left in it.
Starting point is 00:16:16 But, you know, we'll see. Phil Brooks! Hope you have fun out there at the A.M. I wish I was seeing Stephen Wilson, Jr. I'd been looking forward to that for several months, but I'm not going to attempt to get in there tonight. You know, if we can get you the proper things, then they are very good at the wheel.
Starting point is 00:16:34 The, uh, what? Notts there. I've made other plans. This weekend is old Bobby's birthday. So my parents are coming over tonight. Well, you're all going to Hardy. I'm going to show them our vacation photos. They haven't seen the kids since school started.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Well, that'll be awful. That'll be awful then. Just kidding. Kids, you need to visit with your grandparents for five minutes. All right. You have oats for dinner. I don't know yet. Because if we're just going to be...
Starting point is 00:17:08 They're coming over at six, so I'm just getting some sweets. I'm going to stop at tops and get some sweets. Some like six to seven? Ah, six, seven! Let's go! Folks, I'm really sorry for what I'm about to do. I'm not as much. You ever do something and then it comes to fruition and you start to regret it?
Starting point is 00:17:30 But you also are curious. I'm speaking vague. Let me explain what happened here. We, in case you haven't heard, we went and saw Oasis. How was it? You didn't tell me about it? I got home and was online. And I'm sorry for what I'm about to do, folks.
Starting point is 00:17:53 The only one who is going to enjoy what I'm about to do is Cody. Oh, that's great then. The only benefactor of what I'm about to do is Cody. Oh. Because I know how this plays out. But I bought Cody a gift. And I'm sorry, everybody, for what I've done. It is an oasis-inspired gifts.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Cody. What? Cody. That's the coolest thing ever is go me a tambourine man. I got Cody a Liam Gallagher tambourine. All right. I'm going to be insufferable. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I wanted to get my baby boy something. And I ordered it. and it came yesterday. I mean, it obviously clearly. And I heard, yeah, put it on your head, and I heard it. And I go, he's going to shake the hell out of this thing. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 00:18:48 So I apologize to the show fan for this. Oh, it came with this, too. In case you want, uh, they're not his Maracas, but. You can keep the Maraca. All right. The shaky eggs. I got the shaky eggs. So now I'm just, so.
Starting point is 00:19:01 So now he's got to stand like this old day and just. So now he's got us. If you thought, oh, that, oh, man, we're, yeah. If you thought we were in. Well, before. Oh, it's about to get way more annoying. Just a little bit more, a bit more, man. Hi, I'm sorry, did I startle you?
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Starting point is 00:19:46 It isn't being understood an amazing feeling. See Burdick Lexus and Cicerole. The hoi-ho. Yeah. There he is. There he is. Good morning. This is K. Rock.
Starting point is 00:19:57 That's your fault. I told you. I'm sorry. I told you it was an instant regret as soon as it arrived at my house. And I picked up that Amazon box and I heard it shake inside. I go, ah, the tam-tamboreen. You had to get him a tambourine, didn't you, Josh? I did.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Right here all day. I did. I knew how it. a bunch of joy it would bring him to have a little Liam Gallagher tambourine that he can shake randomly. Uh, tonight, Cocoa Puff's 7 p.m. have we shifted to winter hours. Yes. Tonight at 7, Cody
Starting point is 00:20:24 will get to experience the Josh Allen from Days dispensary plus products from all of our friends, East Coast, Emeralds, Joe's, Buzz, and Sweetgrass. Yeah, fuck. Not forget about Days, right up there on the SU Hill. You're heading up there for Yukon on Saturday. They'll be open right and early. Do not worry. Yeah, it's something.
Starting point is 00:20:42 point for some tailgate, maybe next week. I'm going to go, I want to be up in that little air because I want to go over there and, you know, see if they're, you know, got anything happening. And just to be in that little area is fun, because next week's game
Starting point is 00:20:58 is a Friday night game. I didn't realize. They have two Friday night games. Next week is a Friday night game? Oh, all right. Colgate on the 12th. Okay. And you're going to go to that one too, right? I mean, yeah. Just to watch football.
Starting point is 00:21:14 There's no offense to Yukon and Colgate, but offense, ain't nobody going to be paying money to come see your guys' his teams. No. So me putting my tickets up for sale probably wouldn't do much. Unless there's somebody out there that is the biggest Colgate fan ever, I've got the best seats for you. You just DM me.
Starting point is 00:21:36 But yeah, so, I mean, that'd be cool. I'm going to be on a Friday night. I guess I don't know how this plays out because this guy won $5,000 a week from Publishers Clearing House. But then Publishers Clearing House went bankrupt. That's real? Oh, it was real. People were making money. Really?
Starting point is 00:21:54 Yeah. Okay. Back in 2012, a man in Oregon hit the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes, and he was promised $5,000 a week forever. That's annually $260,000. Well. But then the check stopped coming this year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Because in April, Publishers Clearinghouse file for bankruptcy, and at least 10 of their forever prize winners are no longer getting their payments. What do you think should be done about this? Like, I don't think there's anything that you can do, right? If a company goes out of business, it's gone and done. I mean, you can, like I Google them right here. If you want, you can take Andrew Goldberg to court. Who's that?
Starting point is 00:22:49 The founder, the CEO and president. The founders are Harold Mertz and a couple other Mertz, but Harold Mertz founded it in 1953. I bet if I click on this, that dude's dead. Because here's the thing. If you hit it in 2012 and they've been paying you $5,000 a week, you've made $3.1 million. But I get it. Like you deserve that every week, but you also got $3.1 million.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Yeah, but that's, yes, but that's all, that's what he should be getting because he was promised. I agree. But, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just such a people pleaser. I'd be like, oh, okay, well, thank you. At least I got my 3.1 million, I guess. I'll leave you alone now.
Starting point is 00:23:32 If anybody else in that company, like the, because it looks like some of these. the founders are alive and like the CEO and the president and all. If those people are still doing how this usually works where the company is bankrupt and they're gone, it's dissolved, but all those people are still making money, then there's money to be, then there's something. Yeah, then there's something wrong. If Andrew Goldberg, the CEO, is still making money, then there's an issue. Look, type of Andrew Goldberg salary.
Starting point is 00:24:01 See how much they're paying the publisher's clearing out CEO. See here. CEOs are always cleaning up. salad. No, not and I'm Andrew. Here's him talking about losing his money. I thought, why didn't they give me a heads up? Hey, we're going on a business, you know? But no, it's like somebody just cut the cord. Sold my jet ski. Sold my trailer. I had a little bit of money left over and that's what I'm
Starting point is 00:24:25 living on right now. You know, I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my home. Oh. All right. Well, that's just bad budgeting. Yep, this is what we were just talking about with the Stern guys. You had $3 million. And now because that's not coming in. Everything is gone. You know what I mean? You've got nothing? Yeah, like that's John.
Starting point is 00:24:47 All right. I'm on your side. You deserve to be getting your pay every week because you won the contest. But also, you just told me that you had to sell all your jet skis, all your things, and you're not going to lose your house? What are you doing? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:25:01 You didn't pay off the house? So what did you, like, did you rent everything? I don't know. Because, yeah, all that should be paid off. If you, I had to sell my Jetsky's off. You didn't buy them? Like, they weren't paid for, like, I don't understand. What'd you do with your money here, John?
Starting point is 00:25:17 CEO, it making much. Oh, he's not? No. How much? 200 grand a year? I mean, that's, obviously, that's a ton. It's great money, but yeah. It's nothing to be like, well, then everyone else should be making $5,000 a week every day.
Starting point is 00:25:28 No. I see it. But, yeah, like, I mean, also, I can also see it from his side a littlest bit, because he was like, or I thought I was getting $5,000 a week forever. So no, I didn't pay off all because I was still expecting I'm only 50 years old. I got another 30 years of getting all this cash. Yeah, if you ever hit.
Starting point is 00:25:52 But still. Like, if you ever have a windfall like this, if I can give you any advice, just keep living the way you have. You know, like if you get an inheritance or you win this thing, sure, treat yourself to something, get yourself a house. But don't live with multiple jet skis at home. Don't go crazy. Don't go nuts.
Starting point is 00:26:15 And also, nothing's guaranteed. Like, at some point, he had to have seen that things were maybe getting a little spiral, spiraling out of control, maybe a little bit. If you start to get all this stuff and then you start to realize, oh, balls, I'm broke, basically. Yeah. Like, you know, start making some changes, man. That's crazy. And yes, how about like a financial advisor?
Starting point is 00:26:36 Yeah, dude. Be smarter than... Yeah. Than, you know. You were making $5,000 a week. I don't make $5,000 a month. And even I am not losing my house. Right?
Starting point is 00:26:47 I shouldn't be doing better than you, bud. Yeah. That just seems like it's a very poorly planned existence after you won your publisher's clearinghouse thing. So like that's not... Yes, you deserve it to, you know, your winnings, but also Jet skis. Yeah, you gotta have a financial advisor. Yeah, but come on, man.
Starting point is 00:27:13 The offspring. Sometimes I have a tambourine in there. Ain't it? Et, net. Offspring in the area. Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. Already Thursday.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Cooking right along. Yeah, I keep forgetting. We had a Mundiouf. On a shortened week. Of course, tonight, Cocoa puffs. Jump in, get lifted. Jump in, get lifted. 7 o'clock tonight on Twitch.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Dot TV slash K-Roc, C-N-Y. Oh, bud. Oh, bud. Oh, bud. There's a huge trend on TikTok now that I don't know anything about because I don't, I told you yesterday, the only thing I'm using TikTok lately for is crime talk. I'm only following drug cartels, really. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:06 And just criminal activity for some reason. I just don't use it. I haven't... Right when I thought I was going on, I was like, maybe I'll try. I'll try, because, you know, a lot of people have it and everything, and it looks like it gets a lot of good traction.
Starting point is 00:28:22 That's when they started with the... Well, it's banned. It is. We're not supposed to have it. Well, it's going to be banned. Well, I'm not going to do this whole thing and figure out how to do it and, you know, learn all these things just for them to be like, nah.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I mean, you got to understand. The Supreme Court said it's banned. And this may shock you, but our president's breaking the law by not banning it. But it's not supposed to be a thing anymore. It's supposed to be gone. Or bought by an American company. Well, he hasn't sold a tone of his friends for real cheap yet. So there's a huge trend on TikTok called the Great Lock-in.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Lock-in? I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I'm not claustrophobic. Mm-hmm. But I'm claustrophobic at the thought of being claustrophobic. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:29:06 You're thinking too literal. This locked in is like what the kids say. Oh, like when you're golfing, you're locked in. Yes. I don't know if they're going to. It's the idea of committing to a major change right now and carrying it out through the end of the year. The Great Lock-in.
Starting point is 00:29:23 That's easier when you're 13. You know what I mean? I'm going to stick to brush of my teeth twice a day. Right? I'm getting all my homework done in homeroom. Or win, as they call it now. I want to make sure I'm going to do every day. that my coach says
Starting point is 00:29:39 that way. If you join it publicly, the Great Lock-in, August through December 25, I don't know... Hold on. The Great Lock-in. Is this guy talking about? Hold on. I hope he doesn't swear. I've been slacking all summer. Well, that means I'm going to be working hard all
Starting point is 00:29:55 winter, and I think you should too. All right, so he's working hard all winter. This is the Great Lock-in. I don't know how to sign on. The posts are gaining steam, and now a ton of people have joined, joining publicly, a way to keep yourself accountable. Depending on your reach, it's a great way to get support.
Starting point is 00:30:12 People are pointing out that it's easily a rebrand of what they call last year's winter arc or 75 hard. Or because all of these kids think that they are creating something that has never been created ever before. Or do you mean New Year's resolutions? It's kind of what it is, but it's now. And it's kind of what humans beings have, you should be doing a thing to better yourself anyways.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Or bettering yourself? But you're doing it publicly. Yes, it's another case of kids thinking that they are creating something. Yeah, I've just learned of this thing. You guys are never going to believe. It's called like changing things in your life. I think it's more even like 20 and 30 year olds too who are like posed. This guy that video I just played, he's like at least in his 20s, if not older.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Well, then, yeah, it's that that's called growth. It's called human growth. You're supposed to look inwardly and say, huh, what is something about? myself, I'd like to change. Right. And then you do that. And you become a better person. And you know, it makes it even better? Why? If you don't tell me how awesome you are for doing that. Yeah. Guys, I'm pretty great doing this thing that I'm doing. Right. To make me better. Yeah, just do it. Better yourself. Yeah, but how are you going to know that I'm doing it if I don't tell you that I've done this thing to better myself? What would I great lock in right now? What would I want to change about myself? If we're
Starting point is 00:31:32 talking about it publicly, what would I want to change about myself? Um, What could I do better through the end of the year? Cody, do you have anything? Can you think of anything? I'm sure there's things that I could do, but that's also one of the, maybe that's the thing I can change. What?
Starting point is 00:31:50 That I need to start looking more at things that I can change. Oh. Because that's my issue is that I look around at the rest of the world and I feel like they think that I can't change. Just look at, look at my hair. That's pushback. It's not slick back. Living for New Year's Eve.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Right? Yep. Sloppy steaks. I know, bud. You can change. I mean, hey. Let him hold the baby. Cousin Jay is right.
Starting point is 00:32:23 That's the one thing you're missing out on TikTok right now. I'm going to say this word. It is not the word. I mean, it is the word, but I'm going to say it with an H so I can say it on the radio. Pish. Okay. There's a thing on TikTok right now. I don't know how to.
Starting point is 00:32:38 explain it any better than what I'll say, well, Cousin Jay said. Okay. There's a TikTok trend. I think it started at SUNY Binghamton, where you're the SUNY Binghamton Pisher, or you're the Sunni-A-Suggo Pisher. Okay. And people are, they're, you just, yeah, you pee. So I'm going to go pee on the wall and say I'm the Galaxy Peeer?
Starting point is 00:33:02 And I record myself? It's a Sunni, it's a SUNY campus thing, but I don't know what's going on. So I go, I go. To Brockport? It's really stupid. Yeah. And I pee on a wall and say I, I peed on your wall. But they're doing it.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Like, you know when you drive into Oswego? Please don't do this. I'll beat your ass you pee on my campus. But you know how like there's the biggest Suigo sign? And like all the SUNY schools. So I pee on that. Yeah. I'll go pee on that.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I'll go pee on that right now. My reply was. It may be cool? I was the SUNY Oswego Pisher in 1999. But that makes me cool, though. I don't know what it is, dude. I don't know what's going. I think everybody just lost their mind.
Starting point is 00:33:36 So I'm going to ask your kids if I go and pee on a school sign. If that makes me cool, I'll go do it. Uh-huh. I'll go do it. Jojo, when I worked at Colgate, we had a phantom pooper and it was all over Facebook, really gross. Uh-huh. Yeah, no, that I can't do. I couldn't just do it.
Starting point is 00:33:50 No. No, no, no. But that's what you're missing out on TikTok. So don't feel like you're missing too much because you missed the Great Locking. You're missing the SUNY Binghamton Pisher or whatever other Sunni campus has one. I mean, soon to be. I'm pretty sure that Aswego has a downtown campus location.
Starting point is 00:34:12 They do right over there. I'm about to go pee on a building downtown. Yeah, see, we're all embarrassing, aren't we? Oh, God. We're all embarrassed. What? B. Lance said her daughter just rolled her eyes. Why?
Starting point is 00:34:22 So now I'm not cool. Oh, I think you're cool, bud. I'm going to go pee on B. Lanch's daughter, school. 7 o'clock, new time, winter hours. Twitch.com.T.V.C.N.Y. Coco Pops goes live. It was nice. I liked it last night. It's nice to go 7.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I was like 8 o'clock and I was like... I liked not having to go right to bed after Whiskey Wednesday. Yeah, yeah. I could sit there. I could watch some more oasis. I could play some video games. What? Oasis.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I could do stuff. It was nice. And it was nice. And as we get a little bit further in the last couple months, it will be dark. But it was nice to, you know, have it not be dark. Mm-hmm. I enjoyed it. So tonight.
Starting point is 00:35:05 7 o'clock on Twitch. Cocoa Puffs, presented by Sweetgrass, Joe's, buds, days dispensary on East Coast Emeralds. Scott from East Coast loading us up with bitty bits last night, man.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Love to see that. See if I can find some football-themed whatnots for tonight. Maybe, I don't know. I usually do like the football, my football preview show where I pick who I think's
Starting point is 00:35:27 gonna do all the things, but maybe I'll give myself one week of regular season and then do it next Thursday. Millennials are defending their habit of putting LOL at the end of every text. Oh. I like when people put LOL at the end of every text.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I assume that everybody's mad at me all of the time. Laugh on loudly. Laugh on loudly. Lots of love. Lots of love. Lots of love. Lots of love. Lots of love.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Sorry for your loss. Lots of love. Sorry. Your grandma's dead. L.O.L. Lots of love. Because I personally, as somebody with anxiety, who thinks that everybody's mad at them all of the time and hates them all of the time.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Yep. If you send me a text. that ends with an LOL or like a smile or something that tells me you're not mad at me. I appreciate it. I feel better about it. I bet if you look, if they did a yearly wrap-up or whatever of your texts and it showed you like the words you use the most, I bet L-O-L I use is definitely like one or two. I use cry-up, like laugh emoji a lot because I might not be literally crying and laughing,
Starting point is 00:36:32 but what you did or said made me feel laughter. It made me feel joy in my heart for a moment. Yeah, I laugh on loudly a lot. People are saying to millennials to stop putting L-O-L behind the sentences. And the thing is, it's not really like, ha-ha-ha. Every time, it's more like. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:49 And that's just what it is. Yeah, that's just what it is. Yes. Because if I'm, when I'm laughing, y'all do ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, I'm actually laughing. Cody and I, we know when the other one's really laughing. Because we'll just type out a lot of ha-haz when something is going on.
Starting point is 00:37:09 And L-O-L just ends the conversation. Just like, ah, la-la-la-la-la-la-la. L-L, it should be more just capital H-A-A-A-A-A-A. That's more of what it is. Or a... My favorite... I try to move around my emojis a lot that I use. Is that another millennial thing?
Starting point is 00:37:32 I'm an elder millennial, but is that like the emojis? overusing emojis? Do the kids not use emojis? I don't know. I try to use a bunch. I use so many annoying emojis. My kids get so many kissy faces, so many hearts. Yeah, I use a bunch. I like them. They're new. And with, you know, getting
Starting point is 00:37:49 a newer phone, there's like a million of them that I've never even seen before. Although I agree with almost Oasis fans is there's no bucket hat. Okay. Yeah. Let's get a bucket hat, please. Thank you. Thank you. Is there a tambourine, man? There should be. Because I'll use tambourine over
Starting point is 00:38:04 Toys. But my new emoji that I use when I'm stoned is the baby angel. I like the baby angel. I don't know why. Baby. I send it to you all the time. It's just the, like, I think it means like, you do? Dead baby, you know?
Starting point is 00:38:20 Like, when I'm nice and buzzed, I'll send, I'll send it to you right now. Where's my, what's, what's? Because it comes up all the time very easily. I'm trying to think of which one that is on mine. Where is Angel baby? I got. Oh, and now I'm realizing maybe you don't see Angel baby when I send it to you. What does it look?
Starting point is 00:38:34 like on your screen. I don't know. Signed it. What would you consider Angel Baby? It's literally that. It's a baby with angel wings and a halo. Signed it. I just did. Oh, no, it comes up as guy. It's just a guy. I don't have a baby. I have a, where'd that just go? No. Do I have any babies? Baby Angel is my stoned emoji. Let's see. Because I feel like a baby inside and I'm flying high. What is regular baby sense? I'm sending regular baby to you. What does it look like?
Starting point is 00:39:07 Would it then be just regular guy or does it turn into baby? What does it look like in yours? That's a baby. Yeah, yeah. All right. You're all sending your greatest hits right now. A lot of people using beers. I like it.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Jason was a good one. The cloud smoke around the head. That's a good stone emoji. Oh, yep, yep. I like that one. I don't. Whiskey glass is a big one for me, yeah. I guess I don't use them as much as all.
Starting point is 00:39:34 I like them. They're the little stickers. I like putting stickers on things. They're little stickers. I like GIFs more. Oh, I love GIFs. I'm that A-hole in the group chat. I'm dropping a GIF.
Starting point is 00:39:43 I don't care how old it makes me look. Oh, look, I got... Look at these... What'd you get? I'll send them to you. Look at the new Halloween ones I got. You got Halloween emojis? I love a Halloween.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Those are good. I have those. Let me see what they look like on your screen, though. Those ones. Yeah, they're a little different on my... Because you're an... Android and I'm an iPhone and sometimes Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:40:08 I forget that I forget that Like it's the same emoji dictionary It's got a name but it's They vary a little bit Oh this one I'm gonna What are these? I'm gonna use this first But I'll send a lot of I think you should leave
Starting point is 00:40:20 GIFs Oh there's been a lot of Oasis Gifts being sent These last couple of years I mean a couple days Do you guys I got a real good gif I can say you I got a real good gift I can show you a real good one 7 o'clock Twitch.tv slash K
Starting point is 00:40:37 Roxy and Y. Baby boy Coriated baby boy pants. Going live for a cocoa pop 7 o'clock tonight. I got to wear pants. No, I don't care what you're wearing. I don't care if you're dressed at all.
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Starting point is 00:41:38 Leaving the game, walk right to dead on days than to load up and... Get a celebratory whatever. Mm-hmm. Or even forget the other, you know, the stuff we can't talk about. Right. Go get a cool hat or shirt or something. They got bitch and merch, man.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Really cool gear, yeah. They got, their sweatpants are comfortable as hell. The insides of them are that really nice. Oh, you know what I mean? Like that. Feltie. But kind of like, yeah, that's nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Once it gets colder, you can wear your whole dazed outfit. right? Yeah, I want to drape myself and dazed. Yep. I doubt that you checked out the Cranford Town Hall meeting from two nights ago in New Jersey. I haven't yet, so no spoilers, please. I'm going to have to spoil it for you. This is Will Philly.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Well, there goes my weekend. Who is a resident of the township of Cranford. Cranford. In New Jersey, Cranford, Cranford, New Jersey, all in all. This is your fault. This is all your fault. Yeah, I bought Cody a tambourine. I can't help it.
Starting point is 00:42:39 So, we currently can still speak up about government overreach and overspending. I don't know how much longer we can. I think whatever the government is doing is absolutely fine. Currently, we're still in a, in like a skeleton of a democracy where you can go to your town hall meetings. Like we did locally. Yes. Last night. Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Do you want a McDonald's? No, we don't. No, we don't. McDonald's, you get involved, you make your community better. Well, this is Will Philly, who's pissed off because he voted on, like when you vote for your referendums or your school taxes. Yes. It says the average household will see an increase of $400 a year or something like that, which is a lot.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Yeah. He says it ended up being $900 a year. Yikes. And he's pissed. He goes, you'll hear him say that. You told us that the referendum we voted on was only. going to increase taxes like $400 a year. Mine are over $900.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Well, the problem is that they don't start out very well. The one Google review they've got is the town of Cranford. The town of Cranford Municipal Building. Harold gave it one star. Did he leave any notes and comments? That's it. So they're not going into this. Harold is mad.
Starting point is 00:43:58 With glowing reviews. So I'm going to play. This is very visual. I'll do my best to explain it. So he was clearly having a protest. which we should all be allowed to do for the time being how did he protest Josh
Starting point is 00:44:13 he just started breakdancing during the town hall he looks like me he's just like a middle-aged bald guy no he's not a youth but he's a good break dancer he's a good break dancer all right I will do my best to describe it so this is him
Starting point is 00:44:28 this is him being introduced by like the town of Cranford article 1 section 72-4 persons addressing the township committee shall be allowed a maximum of five minutes for their presentations. Please come forward to the microphone, state your name and address for the record, so that the clerk can keep our records. And that's the beauty of this country. He's got five minutes to go state his case.
Starting point is 00:44:48 He can tell his officials how he feels. Five minutes, which is a lot longer than you think. It's way too long. For those of you just listening, I'll add a little music. Cody, you can see on the screen, I think, right there. Yep, I can see him. He is. Oh, he's not even.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Oh, he's break dancing. now. Yeah. He's breakdancing to the podium. He's a gentleman who looks very similar to me. Yep. Oh, he's saying he just put up the one. One second.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yep. He's slowly kind of pop locking to the podium. Yep. Yep. He is not spoken yet. I love that there is, it's not like this is a crowded room. There's like eight people there,
Starting point is 00:45:25 and none of them are even remotely enjoying this. But he's still going. No, he's, now he's breakdancing. Oh, my God. The people in the room are like, yep. The guy right in front of him is not entertained. And he didn't. He doesn't speak yet.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Oh, he's not done yet. No, he's all done. He's all done. He's going to go get his papers and his water. He forgot his papers in his water. So now this is Will Philly. He's got a pop collar and everything. Is he going to do it again now that he got his papers in his water?
Starting point is 00:45:57 He elevates. He gets some real moves. All right, now he's got his papers in his water. Now he's at the podium. Now he's ready. Now he's ready. Because that, even though he didn't move at all, really. No.
Starting point is 00:46:13 He's exhausted. Weekend? Good? Anyone go anywhere fun? I got back. I went to Mexico. But not. I just went to visit some family in Monterey.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Why is he? There's no beach there. What response did he get or expect to get from that? He said that. And he turned to the crowd like, yeah. I think his goal here, and I respect peaceful protest, is that he's using his five minutes, and he's going to fill the five minutes,
Starting point is 00:46:48 meaning he might only, he's coming to the podium to say, listen, you screwed me on taxes. Yeah. That will take 30 seconds. But his protest is I'm going to use all five minutes I'm allowed. So we're talking about his family trip. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:00 He's break dancing. I would get it if maybe he had some more substance to this. Mm-hmm. But if I was so, quote, unquote, screwed out of money or whatever, I would have a little bit better of a case. I would take my five minutes to maybe, maybe state my case a little bit better than I'm angry.
Starting point is 00:47:17 You said it was this and it's not this. Now let me weirdly break dance. I can see both sides. You're not filibustering. I see what you're saying because, I mean, politicians, do they even listen to us anymore? I don't know. So if I made my case, would it matter? This, you got to go viral.
Starting point is 00:47:36 But now it didn't do anything. They tuned them out. No, they were going to tune them out anyways. But I mean, it's just, I don't know, neither of it is. accomplishes anything. It's like, really nice. This isn't good filibustering.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Anyone here of afraid of flying? No. This is bad. This is not. I like it. If you're going to do this, I like it. Do it better. Well, I guess the,
Starting point is 00:48:14 the, uh, no. He's just standing there. See, I like it. He's eating up five minutes. He said, I can do a backspin. Watch, he's going to do a back spin? I do.
Starting point is 00:48:32 No? You want to do? I'm going to do a back spin. I can do, I'm going to do a back spin. He's going to do a backspin, ready? If you're not watching, he's going to lay on his back in this town hall and just start back spinning. There he goes.
Starting point is 00:48:51 There he goes. All right, see, there we go. Yeah, that's a bit. There he goes. All right. Yep. Now he's looking for applause. Even that's it and get an applause.
Starting point is 00:49:05 That's what I mean. He keeps trying to turn to the crowd to like get something out of him. And that's what's making this maybe the worst about all of it is that no one knows what he's doing. We were told the referendum was going to bring it up for an average household about $400, I think. And mine went up like $900. bucks. Now, and I think debate that with them for five minutes.
Starting point is 00:49:31 We were told like that was from the schools or something, but the school referendum said it would only go up. You know, like I said, 400 bucks on an average assessed home. So, wanted to know why it went up, if it did, much more than that. And, you know,
Starting point is 00:49:51 what extra expenses were incurred by the schools that weren't told to the public when we voted on that referendum? I mean, this is what town hall meetings are. Yeah. It's a lot of this. No, I've been to a couple. That's it. He's done. Bye. I like that he's a little moonwalk backwards. He's got a little moonwalk back. Yep. I like any form of
Starting point is 00:50:18 protest against government overreaching. He said you overreaching to my wallet. But he didn't protest. I consider that a protest. It was a peaceful protest. But what was the protest? He ate up all that time. He wasted everybody's time. That was the protest. He broke danced. He wasted all these people on the dais's time. But they gave him. that five minutes.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Everybody's, you're constitutionally allowed it. That's what I mean. So he didn't, he didn't do anything that put them, like it, there,
Starting point is 00:50:44 there was no protest. But nothing would have happened anyway. I think it's just public comment. So it's not only they can have a back and forth. I think he would have just had to stand there and make his case. Then make your, that, then I would have done that a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:50:57 You're saying lead with. Well, I would have done a little bit more of making my case. If I'm being screwed out of money and I'm that upset about it, I'm going to make a little bit better of a case than just say, why? at the end and then moon walk away. Lead with it, you're saying, lead with it.
Starting point is 00:51:09 I don't know. Then do your break dancing segment. Yeah. If anybody is going to do a public statement at your town hall, Cody says lead with the point. Then the dancing. Yeah, I don't know. Not dancing first?
Starting point is 00:51:20 It just didn't come off to me as, I was like a swing and a miss. I feel like if you're going to protest, you got to protest when they're not going to hand you the time that you're given. A protest is you go and you try to kind of, it inconvenient some other people or you know we're all we're going to go meet at this time and we're going to tell them when they told you to come up and protest basically they were like here's
Starting point is 00:51:46 five minutes you can protest you know what I mean this like protesting isn't on a set clock this is a proper town hall protest I hand you this is a proper town hall article seven section three allows yes citizen filibuster exactly stand here and refuse to yield my time, you are prohibited from voting on the bill. Let the filibustering begin. As many of you have noted that use the internet, it has been announced that Disney has required the rights to the Star Wars franchise and in the summer of 2015. For those you're not familiar.
Starting point is 00:52:25 This is a parts and erects episode where Pat and Oswald was asked to improv a filibuster and he does nine minutes on, I'm not going to play nine minutes, but he does nine minutes on Star Wars. John Williams fanfare, followed by a scroll to be written. I would like to mention that Brian De Palma wrote the original opening scroll for Star Wars Episode 4, A New Hope. I think it would be a nice nod to the franchise
Starting point is 00:52:47 if he were to write this opening scroll. Then pan down from the twin sons of Tatooine. We are now close on the mouth of the Sarlack Pit. After a beat, the gloved, Mandolorian armor gauntlet of Boba Fett grabs onto the sand outside the Sarlack and the feared bounty hunter pulls himself from the maw of the sandbeast. Okay, this is exactly...
Starting point is 00:53:11 And we realize that he survived his fall during the battle at Jabba's palace ship. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. ...do a repurposed imperial destroyer, which has now been taken over by the rebels. Commander Luke Skywalker, now a full Jedi Knight, training new Padawans, is using a Ironically, his father, Anakin's red lightsaber. You can go.
Starting point is 00:53:39 It's on YouTube. He improved this whole thing, and at the end of it, he's exhausted. They show behind the scenes. Do you know that they changed something in Star Wars because of this? They did? I forget what it is, but yeah, the Star Wars guy did a, when they did whatever Star Wars they did after this came out, they did something based on what he said.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Oh, that's funny. He does a little bit about it, too. They start to argue, they go back and forth. It's really funny if you're into that stuff. It's a pig! It's a pig! Good morning. This is K Rock. No. Cody thought he saw a purse on the roof of a car that just drove by. I think it's a light. It looked like a light. Ahoy, ho, everybody. Happy Thursday.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Go get it. Don't forget, big squeezy in the afternoons. Got that reward during, reward during the ride. I'm not drunk. This is how I'm not. Shut off. I can read. I know words. You don't. You don't. You don't. I do. I talk right in a microphone. The reward during the ride. Papa Roach tickets today.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Be listening to Big Smoothie in the afternoon. Did they even using it? K. Rock presents Papa Roach Rise Against an Under oath next week, September 11th. Also shows tonight, Hardy over at the Amp tonight. Stephen Wilson, Jr. I wish I was going, but I'm immobile and I can't go places. Hi. How do we do? Hello? Hello?
Starting point is 00:55:03 Where is it? What? Who did? A one-year-old boy. That's not even a two-year-old boy. I got two kids stories here. I got this one. One-year-old boy.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Probably poops his pants. In Sydney, Australia, went missing for two hours because when the grandparent came to pick him up a daycare, daycare handed him the wrong baby. Oh. I'd hardly say they're missing him, Josh. The grandfather took the child home. I'm unaware that that was not his grandchild.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Yeah, there you go. I don't know. I don't usually do this picking up my grandkids style. My wife does all this. I don't do they even eat. They do all kind of look alike at that age. Yeah. They're just kind of round and pudgy.
Starting point is 00:55:47 I was saying all kids like that are like little and fat. Daycare reviewed the security footage and contacted parents before realizing the error. Grandfather then came back with the boy. They're going to strengthen up their protocols. The parents pick it up. It's like, uh, Um, this, this child's Asian dad. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:56:08 And we're not Asian dad. Ah, damn it. Ah, good enough. Well, we are a little bit now because we got this one. Dude, I told you about that one guy, the, uh, back in Tokyo, who was switched at birth. Remember I told you that story? This is the one where like the family was rich or something. He was born to a rich family.
Starting point is 00:56:30 But they, they switched him at birth. 60 years ago, DNA was able to prove that he was in, been with the wrong family this whole time, living off welfare, basically. I've been looking for my, squalor. My rich father for years. He's out there. For like 30 years I've been searching. He's out there.
Starting point is 00:56:48 If anybody wants to adopt, Cody. Has any rich families out there? Yeah, how does that work? What? If my dad's dead could, like. Get a new dad? Could like. Want me to be your dad?
Starting point is 00:56:57 Matt Damon. Oh, Matt Damon? Not me? We just saw it. We were just at a concert with Matt Damon. That's why I said, Mad Damon. We were basically hanging out. Yeah, no offense to you personally, but I'm looking for like.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Rich daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not offended at all. Like a legit sugar daddy, but like for my dad. Yeah. Your mother, I've been looking for him too. Right, but the thing is that when she doesn't find him, she just kills him off. I know, dad, with all the time you've been married, you can't find a rich one?
Starting point is 00:57:21 Come on now. She just kills them. You can't find a rich one. Tantam. Right? She was on the market. She went to the golf course. Oh, that's the move.
Starting point is 00:57:29 She knew where to go. Yeah. She got Bob. I'll go tell Ed's not rich, but he's, you know, golf course. Ed's my new dad, I tell him. Did you? Sorry, bud. Well, he's so happy to have his grandbaby, why not bring you on, too?
Starting point is 00:57:41 I can be the son you never had. I don't think he's interested. Nope. Another boy went missing. This is a five-year-old down in Florida. These stupid kids. Because he wanted Chick-fil-A. So he left to get Chick-fil-A.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Yo, that's the move that, because kids don't know. That's not how that works. You see that all the time. Like, I wanted McDonald's. You just go and get it. Well, eventually we're going to start hearing stories about like toddlers that figure out DoorDash, right? We do. We already see.
Starting point is 00:58:10 And we had one of those? The kids that'll order. Didn't you order, how did that guy, that kid just ordered? Somebody ordered a bunch of happy meals or something? What a story am I remembering? For pizzas? Was it pizza? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Because we've seen the Amazon ones where they get, you know, groceries and, that's old hat, yeah. Popsicles and stuff. But, man, I mean. Just to hear a ding-dong. That's good. and I happen eventually. Absolutely. I don't see.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Hello. And as we walked in, we see a little kid sitting at the table, eating his breakfast with one of the managers. We asked where he came from, and he kept saying he walked to Chick-fil-A. You know where your house is, right, honey? It's my house. So it sounds like the manager was like,
Starting point is 00:58:50 okay, this kid's unattended. Come here. Somebody call the police. I'll feed him. Oh, okay. I'm an idiot. Because I thought the same thing you did at first. He was like, this son of a bitch ordered and got food.
Starting point is 00:58:59 When I first read the story, I was like, did Chick-Filley just serve him and be like, yeah, that's normally five. Can I help you? He's here on his own. I want Chick-Fa-Way. All right, well, that'll be $5.52. Here you go. Thank you. No, they don't say.
Starting point is 00:59:13 What do they say? Oh, I don't know. They say something. What does Chick-fil-A say? It's not welcome in. It's the other one. No gays loud. They jack if you're gay.
Starting point is 00:59:22 And then, no, what is it? It's like something country. Oh, really? I've only ever been inside. like once or twice and it was after. My pleasure. My pleasure? Yeah, my pleasure. Yeah, my pleasure. Oh, okay. They say my pleasure. I don't know. It's a weird southern thing. It's weird that these corporations are now doing this.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Where they got a thing they say? You say the thing. It's a logo in a lot of ways. You know that Buckees is going to say welcome in. You know that this is going to say my pleasure. It's very weird. Yeah. Because I don't know if I would, I hated being told to say things. We were told to say things Like the grocery store Like if you ever get within blah blah
Starting point is 01:00:02 You have to say this Or when you're checking people out You have to say this And I'm like don't force me Like is like is there a script Because then they'd be like Yes there is because there used to be a script Can I help you find anything?
Starting point is 01:00:12 Yeah And it's like just Welcome to Moes is another one How about you just have a normal conversation Welcome to Moes Yeah my pleasure Slowly close his door No thank you
Starting point is 01:00:20 Back to the boy at the Chick-Cfil-A I walked him to the back of my patrol card I go and get me a deal No, I'm not going to put you in jail. He had a white fence. That's where it. Right here? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:34 And that's when we pull it up in the Trowbray. Hey, you have a son named Lee? Brilliant. Yeah, a little boy? Yeah. Yeah, he was down with the chick-fil-A. Are you kidding me? No, we have him in our police car.
Starting point is 01:00:43 You want to come again? You could just see the... So how far away was the... I heard him talking about it, but it didn't really... Was he like... A block away? I'm trying to give this father the... ...benefit of the...
Starting point is 01:00:56 benefit of the doubt because being a parent's hard. But if your five-year-old's been gone long enough to get to a Chick-fil-A, sit at a table with a manager, police for it to show up, police drive him home, and you still don't know where he is, and you didn't even notice he was gone? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Yeah, Dune's got there right. Yeah, buddy, you're not going to jail, but your parents are. Look on his face. It would be for any parent, including myself. It's disbelief. That's all their... How long was the kid gone? I was going to say, did they give any type of, like,
Starting point is 01:01:30 a description of how the kid was gone for however long, or did the dad say or why this happened? Or does he regularly sneak out of the house to go? If he regularly did it, that would be more reason to keep an eye on. Well, that's what I mean. I was going to say, because if that's the case, then you're going to have to keep a better eye on your kid. And if it's not the case, then what were you doing?
Starting point is 01:01:56 The whole timeline in the story doesn't look like, but still, that's a long-ass time. Because you got to think, even if it's 15 minutes to walk down there, you're still there for another 15 while they called the cops, and then the cops get you and bring your home. And then that's five, say. Yeah. So it was at least a half hour that. John says the parents were asleep. Oh, all right. Well, maybe I'm just more paranoid.
Starting point is 01:02:24 And even when I'm asleep, I knew where my kids were and I had like alerts go off. See, I don't know how that, I can't give any type of whatever to that because I ain't got no kids. And if, but I do, I will give. Come on in. But I will say this, sometimes when Elsa's quiet for a long-ass time or I don't hear, I will be like, where's that dog? Yeah. No, what I mean?
Starting point is 01:02:47 So, but I don't, I don't know with a kid. We have a. They probably annoy you more. So if they're being quiet or sleeping in later than you, do you? You just leave them. We met our new neighbor last night because she found a cat and wanted to see if it was our cat. And that's how you acquire cat. That's what I'm afraid of.
Starting point is 01:03:06 But of course, it's my house. Yeah. So it's a whole situation where I get a knock on the door. My camera alerts are all going off because it's detecting motion and somebody's at the door. And that is an unannounced visit. Freddie will murder your face. Freddie is ready to kill whoever you are. And you're holding the cat!
Starting point is 01:03:23 I'm on a rolling scooter, dude. So I go to my front door. I can hear him in my head. Just like that. His angry barked. Yeah, I can hear him in my head. He's angry barking. I can't get around laundry baskets on my scooter.
Starting point is 01:03:39 I can't get to the door. I'm just kind of cracking the door. And he's screaming. And my wife's trying to grab the dog. And this poor woman, just this sweet woman who just moved in to like the lot way behind. us. She's like, do you guys have a cat? And I go, what? Yeah. Yeah, why? What? Freddie's screaming. Yep. And she's like, we just moved it. We live. We're your neighbors. And I go, oh, you're my new neighbors. Hi. This one. Hi, I'm Josh. That's my wife. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry. I have an ankle issue and my dog is a psychopath.
Starting point is 01:04:14 But when I go upstairs, I go, is our cat here? And they go, yeah, and I go, and I ain't our cat. It is now. It might be because she's like, well, it's very friendly and sweet. No. So if anybody in the Granby area lost a cat, DM me, because I can tell you where it may have been. You're missing a kid cat. I told her, I go, that might just be like a town cat because every night I get an alert that there's a cat walking around my yard. There is that one that, yeah, that wants to be your cat that you refuse to adopt.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Might be our public cat. I don't know what to tell you. That is your cat. You just, you know, you're a moved in yet. You're a mean person. True. We don't even love it. We got some.
Starting point is 01:04:53 friends in the room. Mark is here. Tim is here. How are we doing, guys? Good. Doing great. So Mark is here. Let's start with Mark and the event that's going on this weekend. And then Tim, I got to talk about all your great stuff going on at the Verona Collective. But Mark, tell me about the event happening this weekend. Yeah. So tomorrow's the Verona Collective's Smack Fest, which is our 10th anniversary. Not that we've done 10 in a row, but it's 10 years since we've done. We did our first one back in 2015. So tomorrow we have Josie Scott, singer of saliva. We all remember Josie Scott.
Starting point is 01:05:27 So, yeah, so we've got them. We've got a handful of locals, and let me throw their names out there. We got Crow's Cage. You guys remember them. They used to be around a bunch. So they're finally back. And I think they haven't played in like eight or nine years. Wow, that's exciting.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Yeah, so they finally got back together and they wanted to jam with us. They were like, cool. Yeah. So we got School of Rock. They were just at the K Rockathon reboot. They are a great group. Unreal. They're a great group of kids.
Starting point is 01:05:53 That's so good. My son works out there. Yeah? So, yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah, so we're good friends with them. My darling dreadful. The guys have ever seen my videos I put on Facebook.
Starting point is 01:06:02 So the singer, Sean, he does all those. So if anybody wants videos done, hit up Sean. What up, Sean? Yep, crazy neighbors. Crazy neighbors? So we got them and that's it. Okay. Doors open at two, shows at three.
Starting point is 01:06:15 You say that's it. Like, that's not a whole day of music. It's a lot of music, must. Yeah, yeah. So we got food trucks. We're going to have a bunch of. a bunch of craft vendors. So, yeah, it's going to be fun time.
Starting point is 01:06:26 What food trucks are going to be there? So we got Johnny G's barbecue. Okay. We've got one of the best pizza trucks that I've ever had is happy eating grounds. Okay. Oh, cool. They also do barbecue stuff. Nice.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Yep. So where are we doing this? Where's the whole party going down at what time? At the F shed tomorrow. Oh, the F shed. We've done a bunch of stuff there. F shed. Yeah, it's only the second show since they started doing it.
Starting point is 01:06:50 So, yeah. So we talked. to them early in the year and they were ready to start doing shows again. Is that different over there now? Because weren't they going to put a bunch of money into? I think they lost like 30 million in government money that was supposed to be granted to them. But I don't think they ended up getting it. So the after there, there's tons of parking.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Oh, yeah. Tons of parking for that. Do you know the address off the top of your head? People don't know. 2100 Park Street. Park Street. So where the farmer's market is, you just go over there. It's the F shred.
Starting point is 01:07:18 And don't sleep on that barbecue food truck. That's the one I tell you about on my way home that's over, across and follower all the time, man. Nice. Yeah. I just... Good barriced. But you partnered with our friends
Starting point is 01:07:29 from Verona Collective. Tim is here. First of all, Tim, congratulations. New spot opening in a couple hours, right?
Starting point is 01:07:34 Yeah, 10 o'clock over in Bridgeport. Yeah, tell me about that spot. Yeah, so a great spot. 42 Lake Road, Bridgeport,
Starting point is 01:07:40 right next to Point Place Casino. Yeah, that's the first one that we have a drive-thru pickup so you can order ahead and then drive-thru. Oh, that's an idea. That's awesome in January,
Starting point is 01:07:49 right? Yeah, that's a great idea. But we have 3,800 square feet. We got some great bud tenders. Amanda is her manager. She's amazing. She has years of experience in dispensary.
Starting point is 01:08:00 He's out of Massachusetts. Lucky to have her here. So, you know, great place. I can't thank you enough for obviously partnering with us. We love the Verona Collective and all you're doing. How many locations do you have now? This is our fifth one. Yeah, Cody, like, how long ago did you open your first one?
Starting point is 01:08:16 It was January 24, so. It's better. Yeah. Like, Cody, because Cody drives up to Old Forge a bunch, And he's like, dude, I just saw another Verona collective. What's the goal? Like, how many do we want to open? Five right now, there might be a six down the road.
Starting point is 01:08:31 But, you know, we grow everything ourselves. Yes. So that is the key thing. We do everything is right out of Verona Collective. We have an indoor grow there. So we kind of, you know, align our dispensaries with what we grow. I love it. We cannot, we will not sell other people's product.
Starting point is 01:08:46 We don't have faith in it. We have faith in ours. Yeah. We're going to align what we have for business and what. but we can grow. I love it. They are a couple. This will be the second location next to a casino.
Starting point is 01:08:56 I'm not here to tell you what to do, but maybe you go see one and then go to the other. Yeah, but the one out in Crossroads isn't, it's a, what do they, what do you call it, a play on? A play on. It's like, just that little one with a sloth machine. There's no tables and stuff, right? No tables. We got sloth machines, but they have a full bar and they got a bar menu, so you can go and spend some time. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:13 I don't know that. We are so happy to have you on the air, and I love to see your success and all your growth. Go ahead one more time, Mark. Give the Times location. All right. So tickets are still available. Ticket smack.com. Okay. They go up to 40 bucks tomorrow so you could get them pre-sale last day today at 30 bucks.
Starting point is 01:09:31 So show it two starts at three and we go to 11 and don't miss it. That's all the old day. Yeah, weather looks great, man. It's going to be a fun day and it's in the F-Shed. So even if it does rain, you're undercover. So it's going to be a good time, man. We're all good. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Say it again. Ticket smack. Ticket smack. Ticket smack.com for tickets and information. It's back. Mark, always great to see you. Tim, great to meet you, man. Best of the Corona Collective.
Starting point is 01:09:59 There you go. There you go. Easy. I need to look tambourine. Yeah. Yeah, they listen to you. You're a freaking musician. They're all my freaking musician, man.
Starting point is 01:10:14 I apologize to the show, fam, listening that I did buy him a tambourine. I don't know why I did. I wasn't under the influence. I went on Amazon. to buy him a tambourine. And look how much joy it brings them. It is Adelaus Cowboy Thursday. Who is it, a downed Cowboy Thursday?
Starting point is 01:10:34 In a little bit, our gaming stream will be Cowboys at Eagles. I will be the Eagles. I wonder if they made them unnecessarily good again. Madden always is, whoever creates Madden is got to be a Cowboys fan. They're always so good for no reason. Remember how Zechia Alley a couple years ago was the best back on the game? Sidebar question. I don't play.
Starting point is 01:10:56 football games enough to justify me buying a new one every year, so I don't. How do I update my Syracuse rosters in last year's college football? Because it won't let me get rid of Kyle McCourt. You'd have to... Does anybody know how to do that? I'm not going to buy the whole new game. I mean, you should, but you'd have to download the roster of, like, the, of, like, a creator roster. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:11:17 And then once, like, you know what I mean? I tried to update my roster. Didn't do anything. But I mean, you have to, like, download, like, a user. Oh, somebody like... Would have had to make Syracuse University 2025 or whatever? Yeah. All right, that's what I'll try to do tonight.
Starting point is 01:11:31 A lot of the games are on sale, though. So, I mean, listen. Just shut up. As much as I like them, I don't play them enough to justify. Don't buy your gold-plated toilet paper for one night. Well, speaking of, I'm doing a toilet story right here. Most Americans take their phone to the bathroom with them now.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Not me. Not me. Especially. Quick pooper. The youth. Well, A new study finds that it increases your risk of hemorrhoids almost 50%. Because I guess you're in there.
Starting point is 01:12:03 You're straining maybe. Yeah, but I'm not, when I'm in there going to the bathroom, like if I'm on my phone or I'm doing something and I'm taking extra time, that extra time that I'm like reading something or watching something, that whole time I'm not going. Yeah, you're just kind of sitting. You're just like sitting like you would. Yeah, sitting just normal doesn't, isn't going to give you it a half.
Starting point is 01:12:26 hemorrhoid is it? People who use their phone in the bathroom are more likely to have hemorrhoids. It was true even after they accounted for things like fiber intake. The lead author says if you do take your phone in, set a timer so that you don't overdo it. But like what he said, it's not like you're forcing
Starting point is 01:12:44 muscles. I think yeah, if you sit all day, you could get hemorrhoids. But if like I feel like that's the most free it's ever going to be is you're on an open seat with an open an area and your butt hole is out with all with the air it's all out letting to breathe and the air to it but i guess yes if you are sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes and that 10 minutes you are the entire time going yeah that would do it then yes you got you need to reevaluate you need more fiber
Starting point is 01:13:17 go to the doctor if you're angrily pushing for that long yeah then yes in which case the the story is correct All right, shut up, Ronnie. Come on and. I didn't get a chance. The third level that was me. I was kidding. Just turn it all in a.
Starting point is 01:13:34 And then, yeah. Radio World, you're going to get the 90s at 9. Gaming stream, our first football game of the year. Dallas Cowboys third. This is the first Madden I've played all year even. This is exciting. I've only been playing the college football game. Although, I wish I would have waited just the littlest bit,
Starting point is 01:13:55 because I paid a little bit more than I want to do to get the combo because I just assumed well I don't want to wait till them both go on sale in like three months so I paid like 140 to get them both
Starting point is 01:14:08 but mine are both the deluxe version what does that come with? I forget what they put like a lot more but now I see that there is of course the bundle of just the normal
Starting point is 01:14:18 so I could have paid you know a regular amount but I don't care I got it and it's over that money you know what I mean it's gone we are going to do our first gaming stream with football of this season. Gaming stream powered by daze dispensary.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Cody will show you some of their products. Josh Shalin, one of them, tonight on Coco Puffs. Of course, go see our friends at Dazed on your way up to the game Saturday or when you're leaving the game or even if you're not going to the game. Just go to Daze. Just get up there. No, no, no, no, no. Just get up there.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Because there's all sorts of, a lot of good stuff. You could basically have, like, the best little, like, a day. You'd just go on a line if you wanted to. depending on what you want to eat. Ah, I just said that was a nice little soprano you hit there. Okay. But, man, you can get some cookies. You can get your products.
Starting point is 01:15:03 You can then get some Mexican if you want. All right, I got to go to break here. All right, radio world view. We can get some French cries for this guy. Get the 90s at 9. After we order him to Wambulence. With some space hog, it's K Rock.

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