The Show - THEY’LL MAKE GREAT PETS
Episode Date: November 19, 2025Coming out the gate with some real old guy shit this morning. We’ve got a lot happening in the world of gravy lately. What is happening at Dr. Bob’s in Detroit? Raccoons are adapting to be... pets, so that’s good news. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!
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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away whether I would.
Yes, good morning, dummies.
Ahoy-ha.
My neck, my back.
My neck and also my back.
All the other parts of my deck and different parts of my back.
It's not even a muscle I have pulled in my lower back.
It's like a...
I don't know how to explain it.
I must have slept weird a couple nights ago.
Oh, that's the worst.
I hate it.
You get that in your neck and your back.
All my bones are weak.
I'm weak.
Got to do all your stretches in the morning.
I do.
I got her doing Pilates or something.
I just do a series of stretches.
It's annoying.
It's time consuming because, you know,
I still don't give myself any extra time,
but I do a bunch of those.
That one that sister showed me
and Katie, the
baby ones or whatever from my back.
Those all help.
I should have had the yoga lady show us
some morning stretches.
I didn't even think of that.
You should do some morning stretches.
Get her back in.
Listen, now that you're going, I mean,
you're almost 41 years old.
Go, go.
I mean, you're nearly 41.
Nearly 41.
At this point, you and me
got to start taking care of ourselves.
Child's post.
Child's post, yeah, that one.
Yeah.
Or you're like, get on your knees and like...
There's a lot. That was a lot.
I got weak ankles. I got to stretch those.
They got to keep those in tune.
That I don't know.
I know certain random stretches that I'm doing for my knee.
I don't know if those would help out your ankles.
But you got to get one of those bands.
You got to sit on the ground.
You got to put the band around.
You got to pull.
It's got to be more mobile.
Got to be more mobile here in my older years.
I got to do those moves that injured Stephen Fonte where I do my chair exercises.
The cherry yoga?
The old lady cherry yoga that he had 80-year-old plus on his show and heard himself doing 80-plus
chair yoga.
That's what I got to do.
I got to get one of those under desk bicycle things.
You ever see those?
Yes.
People are just paddling under desks all the time.
Mm-hmm.
You actually probably could here.
There's plenty of room for random if you randomly needed to do like five minutes of something.
Get one of those that everybody's mom has, the Walker thing.
Oh, yeah.
You just doing the steps.
Yep.
The little stepper thing, yep.
Yep.
I can, we can turn this place into like North Korea,
and we all get together and do calisthenics in the morning.
We all do.
And up and down.
And up and down.
It's like the, that Simpsons episode where they have to do that.
Remember that one where he gets stuck in the pipe there?
So I got to keep my body moving as, you know, the bones are getting older.
I can't really do any push-ups, though.
It's gross.
The bones are getting older.
The muscles are getting older.
We're all out there, right?
And then the cold weather doesn't help because that'll tighten the up.
That's awful, man.
Anyways, you're listening to the oldest morning show on the radio right now.
Rick Gary's calling us a couple old pussies.
I didn't even think we were getting that old talk.
Yeah, we can get there if you want.
I'll say, what you've got to do is if you know you've got problem areas,
you put on your arthritis cream at night before bedtime.
And then that way, when you're sleeping in that cold and you're not moving around for all those hours.
Well, listen, as much as I'd love to wear my vans every day, half shifted to my hocus.
Oh, boy, you got a lot.
I got to wear my hokas.
I don't know if my arches are falling or what, you know?
Well, think about it.
I got to have better back and leg support.
Think about this.
Say for four to five hours, you didn't even move, like during the day.
Okay.
You didn't even move.
And then all of a sudden you had to just get up.
You'd be a little stiff.
You'd be a little stiff, yeah.
Now, that's every night.
That's every night.
You're right.
You're right.
So, you know, a lot of old guy stuff going on here.
Hey.
Who's out on my loss?
What are those two up to?
Don't cut through my driveway.
It's not a turnaround.
Are you at my houses?
Are you at my house?
Yeah, well, you got a rough spot.
Who's that out there?
Definitely.
No, now that you got rid of that one part, which is smart.
Yeah.
Because that would be a good turnaround.
Freddie notifies me whenever anybody is within 100 yards of the house.
They're right.
And then I got to go, hey, what's going on out there?
What are you doing?
I jokingly send Cody photos of me in that pose regularly.
Like if I see somebody got pulled over down the street or the neighbor's taking down a tree or something, I'm out there.
The arched neck.
What is that?
Hand on the side.
What are they up to down there?
They don't really think they're doing.
And I'm also that age where if I see anyone under the age of 18 out ever during the middle of the day, why aren't they in school?
What are they up to?
Why do they should be in school?
I do that one of the closer I get to the schools because I know, I go home.
I drive by some.
schools and if they're not, I look down and look, what are you doing outside of there right now?
Even though I literally have a homeschool child with me in my car during the middle of the day.
They're at school with me.
What are they doing in the car though, huh?
What are they doing?
What are those got?
What are they up to?
What are they doing?
Are they stealing something over there?
I don't like it.
Anyways, a couple old guys getting in on a Wednesday.
Whiskey Wednesday tonight.
We'll get into that.
Tell you about lights on the light.
Coco and also went last night.
Cute ass buttons, both of them.
Tonight, seven o'clock means whiskey Wednesday, friends.
What are you going to have?
I don't know what I'm in the mood for tonight.
I don't know what I'm in the mood for.
I'm already halfway through that bottle of the French toast breakfast stuff.
Are you?
Because I gave you some.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Timeless had some, and I've been enjoying that.
You're sampling out.
Having a glass of that at nighttime, mm, mm, mm, but I don't know what I'll get into tonight.
We'll see what's over at.
Lake Irwana Moonshine State Fair Boulevard.
Do you want to buy some boo?
I bet something good.
I bet some real good over there.
And, of course, our friends at East Coast Emerald,
sponsoring the 720 Smirk Break, Bod.
Oh, they all sorts of stuff.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking, Heinz.
Now you're talking to your boy.
Well, you know, it depends.
Was Heinz the ones that did the colorful catch-ups in our childhood?
The perp.
Was that who us?
I think it was Heinz.
I remember those when they were awesome, purple, green.
Yeah, that grossed me out.
That was awesome.
I want purple ketchup right now.
This, though, Heinz, this is going to put your boy into a diabetic coma.
Because I'm going to go ham on this.
Squeezable gravy.
Squeezable gravy.
Now, my only concern is, is it going to be cold?
Because I don't want cold gravy.
Heinz has launched its first ever squeezable gravy bottle.
Is it real?
It's featuring its home style turkey gravy.
Yeah.
They're treating it like a topping.
So, like, when you make your sandwiches after Thanksgiving,
yeah.
It's called leftover gravy?
Is that real?
Yeah, I don't know why they would name it that.
I don't know.
They say it specifically for sandwiches.
I mean, I can't be grossed out,
considering that when I do get gravy to put in, like,
my crock pot with turkey is and stuff like that,
I just get whatever the hell is the cheapest, whatever.
I don't care.
We're doing crock pot turkey tonight, bud.
Are you?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get some of that.
your sandwiches there.
I don't know,
Friends, but I guess it was inspired
by Friends.
Apparently there's an episode
where Ross's Moist Maker Sandwich.
Oh, yeah.
Made from Thanksgiving leftovers
and the secret was being gravy
cooked into a slice of bread in the middle.
Wow, thanks.
Spoiler alert.
Dude, I haven't watched that episode yet.
So Friends fans know what that is.
I do remember that.
I do remember that.
So,
I, okay.
To get one...
Oh, they're going to do this.
No, I'm going to read the sentence
and you explain it.
to me. To get one, you need to buy a jar of gravy for $1.88.
Okay.
And they include a limited edition Heinz leftover gravy kit with the
squeezable version and recipe card.
So I got to make it?
I got to make it in a bottle.
I don't understand what it's telling me there.
Wait, so like, do they then send you?
I don't understand.
Did you find the leftover gravy kit?
No, I just see that.
Let's see.
Go type in Walmart leftover gravy kit.
It's a box, and in the box is a jar, and what looks like an empty bottle, I've got to pour the gravy into this bottle, and then I have a bottle of, like a squeezable bottle.
I guess.
Am I making sense there?
No, yeah, I see it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess that's what you do.
I mean, you could have made it easier, Heinz, and just taking the gravy you have.
Uh-huh.
And the squeezable bottles that you already have.
Maybe that's why it's called leftover, because you got to do the work, I guess.
No.
I'm giving you the monies.
I already have.
Because basically what you're saying is,
Heinz is saying, hey, if you don't mind not having the label, take one of our squeezes jars.
Dump that son of a bitch out.
Fill it up with our gravy.
And you could have this exact thing right now just without the leftover gravy label.
Yeah, because I'm thinking right now, I've got an almost empty bottle of squeezable ketchup in the fridge.
Fill it up. Finish that off. Rinse it out.
Boom. And boom.
Squeezable gravy.
Squeezable gravy.
All right.
I mean, go for it.
Yeah.
I just want to see you have a jars.
And text line is right.
I don't talk about it very often, but squeezable gravy is my hip-hop name, so I don't push that a lot.
That's your stage name.
Just my stage name.
You know, I put out some bangers.
I mean.
To design the Lexus E.
All we had to do was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
We've got a wine and chocolate festival coming back up, guys.
is a Saturday after
Thank you,
you got family in town,
you're looking for something to do.
You go to the horticulture building
over the great New York State Fairgrounds
for the Wine and Chocolate Festival
Saturday, November 29th.
Sip your way through samples.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was I'm hearing? Sipping.
Sip your way through samples
from New York State wineries and distilleries
plus all the holiday shopping
you can imagine from local vendors
on shop local Saturday.
Get your tickets right now
at Wine and Chocolate Festivals.
dot com, Willie.
Chocolate tap's going to be there, bro.
Yes, they are.
I heard Big Papa in the spot saying that,
and I do like me some chocolate taps.
Is it jerky hot?
Ooh, they have, okay.
Jerky hot's what I call my bedroom.
Just kidding, they're great people.
They got good jerky over there.
They got gator jerky?
Yeah.
I want to eat some more gator.
Have you had gator?
Yeah.
From that, I don't know if it's still there.
You know all the fair has that,
like years ago, before they had a bunch of craters.
crazy things to eat.
They had that one stand that had chunks of gaiter, chunks of shark.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had every one of those exotic meats.
I've tried them all.
I hate the shark.
I ate the gator, especially the shark, which was fishy and gamey, I bet.
It was full of season.
It was two season.
I couldn't taste anything, so I don't know, maybe.
But either way, I don't want to, again, because it was still fish.
But I had to do that that way.
There, I ate the shark before shark could eat me.
Gotcha.
Yeah, someone else caught you, killed you and cooked you, but I ate you.
I got you.
So put that in your pipe and smoke.
Or made you out of whatever they make, if that's, you know, if that's a real shark meat substance.
Well, an encounter with a goat in Detroit, I feel like I have the audio.
I sent them the money in an apology letter, okay?
We don't have to talk about it.
There was a runaway goat in a Detroit neighborhood recently.
You better not let your goat go anywhere near me.
You might not get it back.
Cody's bringing that goat home.
If that's a free-range goat, that's Cody's pet goat.
Security footage.
Captured, how do I say this name, Dayland Scott,
screaming and climbing on the vehicle as a goat named Smokey approached him outside of his family home.
Bro.
So this dude.
Bro.
Freaked out because a goat was coming after him.
Because a goat was coming near him?
No.
That's a real goat.
That's not.
He's being silly.
Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.
He's scared to female out of me.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, look at him.
Just look through the window and make sure he was okay.
And my mom running outside with a knife.
She's so scared of animals.
Goal trying to hump us.
See, I was going to give him the hummus.
It might have.
See, I was going to give the benefit of the doubt.
They're in Detroit.
They probably don't see a lot of goats.
No, no, no.
But he said Smokey is a neighborhood favorite.
So you know Smokey?
He probably just scared him.
And still, it's, you know, I mean, a goat come running up.
especially if it was trying to hump them,
which means it was probably aggressive.
Uh-huh.
But that's wicked funny.
Now, the deeper question I have about this Detroit neighborhood
is the goat is one of three goats,
smoky, perfect, and angel.
Nice.
Love it.
Who live at the psychedelic healing shack.
Absolutely, they do.
I would have guessed nowhere else.
Would they possibly live?
Owned by a neighbor known as Dr. Bob.
All right.
This is the...
I need more of this.
this. Nope, that's it. I'm good.
There's a guy in Detroit named Dr. Bob.
I think I know too much already.
Who runs the psychedelic
healing shack and has three goats.
Smoky perfect and angel.
Yeah, Dr. Bob's goats.
Wait, wait.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hold on. Hold on.
Yeah.
Are you, I misunderstood.
Are you telling me you aren't aware
of Dr. Bob
and his psychedelic healing house
with his three goats in Detroit?
I want to be way more aware of it.
I watch that.
Like, yeah, we can.
can laugh at Dayland Scott jumping out of car.
That's funny.
I'd watch the...
I need six episodes of Dr. Bob's psychedelic healing shack and his three goats.
I want it like a Mike Rowe narrated over every morning, Dr. Bob.
Yeah.
Hey, good morning, goats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's your LSD for the day.
City officials cited him because of course he didn't have a permit for the three goats.
He runs psychedelic healing shack.
I mean, I mean, it's his...
psychedelic healing shack.
He told the
news. Did you look it up?
Yeah, did you Google?
No, hold on. Let me read a quote.
Okay.
Let me try.
He said if Detroiters were allowed
to farm and garden the way many of us
want to, we could have the most unique
city on the planet, said Dr. Bob.
Wait. All right, what am I looking up?
I think it might be a restaurant. Just Google
Dr. Bob's psychedelic healing shack.
Dr. Bob
Psychedelic Healing.
shack. Just look what pops up. Look at the place itself.
Wow. The outside of it looks like it would have three goats inside.
Yeah. For those of you listening, it's like a...
It says vegetarian restaurant.
Of course it is. It's a healing shack and also a vegetarian restaurant.
It's a psychedelic healing shack in the middle of Detroit,
literally almost at seven mile. So where eight mile happened,
one block away is the psychedelic healing shack with three goats and Dr.
Bob. Dr. Bob's got it on lockdown.
Let me see.
Let me look at pictures here inside Dr. Bob's place.
Oh, wait, was that Dr. Bob himself?
There is.
Oh, bud.
There's Dr. Bob.
Bud.
If you start Googling Dr. Bob's psychedelic healing shack,
yeah.
So many news stories come up.
Oh, no.
Oh, boy, yep.
Oh, boy.
Psychedelic healing shack battles Detroit over religious use of mushrooms.
Yeah.
And ayahuasca.
I can imagine.
But they're cold.
Cornbread is banging.
The psychedelic healing shack in Detroit has now been, this was a year ago,
closed because they had psychosicidin mushrooms and marijuana.
Well.
Dr. Bob is determined to reopen and apparently he did.
That was after reopening after he had a rapper die on his property.
Oh my God.
In 2020.
You guys.
So.
Who is not making this into a show?
He looks exactly how I would kind of assume he would look.
look. How is Tim
Robinson and Sam not making this
guy in Detroit legend right now?
Unless he does bad things,
in which case erase all this audio of me.
Where are the reviews, Pod?
I was going to say, I'm not saying I want to go there,
but man. Oh yeah, they're like
the Google reviews. All, let me see the reviews.
Do not go
here. Yes, Dr. Bob is a creep.
Two, I took
this and was not okay. I had taken
shrooms about six times before. All right,
Not a great experience there.
Many people are saying great location, great people.
They're burgers.
They use slices of bread.
This is great.
An idyllic oasis in the city.
The psychedelic healing shack is our new destination.
Splendiddle rice and bean burrito.
So they must have good food.
Oh, yeah.
Vegetarian, so I mean.
Customer service was great.
The vibes were definitely there.
And this person bought a bag of what looks like mushrooms.
I am sure.
Bad things are probably happening there.
Maybe good things.
I'm not going to assume about Dr. Bob's psychedelic whatever, Shaq.
Right, you just be careful.
But I need Tim Robinson to put this guy on my screen immediately
because I want to know so much more.
Yeah, yeah, he's a, yeah, maybe don't take his advice as far as.
Oh, why?
Is he giving out crazy advice?
Every person that says that they've gotten something from him
that doesn't work or they make him sick.
They've done him sick.
So maybe the food, maybe.
His drugs?
Maybe not.
Yeah, maybe just enjoy him from a distance.
See the goats.
And how does he use the goats?
You know what?
What?
None of these reviews mention the goats.
Oh, maybe that's a new edition.
Yeah, well, maybe he just got the goats.
I don't know.
Ready?
What?
Don't eat here.
This place's kind of crazy.
They were surprised.
Someone ordered food from them.
Random itchy dog is running her in and out of the restaurant.
They were surprised someone ordered food.
That's a bad sign.
If you go into a restaurant and you're like,
yeah, can I get the bean burrito?
Like the what?
What?
Food?
Okay.
We're a front.
You don't want illegal drugs?
You want now.
Okay.
You really mean a bean burrito.
Like, you're not saying that as a code?
Can you wink so I know you mean drugs?
Yeah, right.
Are you a cop?
You got to tell me if you're a cop legally.
Before I give you this bean burrito.
Fascinated.
I got to give a quick plug to our friends over at the jug
because I would say probably the craziest festivist we've ever done took place over at the jug.
I mean, we had stripper poles and all that.
Yeah, we did.
Well, they got a big fundraiser coming up this weekend for the owner, Jesse.
Remember Jesse?
Yep.
He's going through some medical procedures right now.
We got a bunch of friends performing on this show.
I know Marcus is going to be there.
It's actually a pretty big show.
It's a really big show, and it's to help cover Jesse's medical costs.
So it's coming up this Saturday, doors at 11 a.m.
over at the Jug on Teal,
follow humanity, caustic method,
and a whole bunch of other bands,
will be performing.
But I wanted to let people know about that.
I'll plug it a few more times before the event.
But if you're looking for something to do Saturday,
great fundraiser with some great music over there at the Jug on Teal.
I'm going to say that I,
separately,
I love all of these things.
But it's been so weird
to watch the Wicked Press Tour
Okay.
So I love the musical Wicked.
I didn't watch the movie.
I don't really know if I want to watch the movie.
But I think that Cynthia Arrivo, very talented.
Ariana Grande, very talented.
Yes.
Wicked the musical.
I love it much.
Much, much.
I like it a lot.
No, you love it much.
But the two of them doing press tours.
Yeah.
It's so strange.
Like, their relationship, because they're co-stars.
Yeah.
But there's, I don't know how to describe it.
They're like two fragile little moths,
holding each other's hands and all these press conferences.
And like, it'd be like if you and I sat in here every day,
and we held each other's hands.
Very.
And I just looked lovingly in your eyes as you spoke.
And they just kind of hold each other while they talk.
They have very baby bunny vibes.
They're very, very scared baby bunnies.
Very baby bunny vibes.
Well, look at the, oh, swore.
Nut Job that jumped over and just grabbed her past paint.
I get it.
I wonder their baby bunny in each other.
They're just like very like...
But I get it.
It's cute.
So then yesterday it comes out that Cynthia had to cancel all of her like wicked press events
because she was losing her voice and that's clearly her moneymaker.
You got to, you know, protect that.
Yeah.
And Ariana Grande is now going to skip all the press in solidarity with Cynthia.
Hell yeah.
Solidary.
I love it.
I love it.
All right.
Yeah, that's your, that's your homie.
I get it.
But it's like you could go.
Nope.
You could go talk too.
No.
That's it.
It's like, it's very similar to, like, when we do vacations, I can very easily come in here and do this.
I'm not doing this.
You're off.
If you're taking off, I can't.
That's true.
Do this myself?
I think that you and I need to both get real long nail extensions and just be in baby bunny and like Cynthia and Ariana, where we hold each other's hands during all of press and we're together.
We're together.
We're each other's support systems.
That would actually be really, really cute.
Yeah, I think Cynthia would absolutely kick my ass.
She's jacked as hell.
I'd let both of them beat me up.
That's fine.
They're both so hot.
Does Cynthia like men?
I don't know what way she swings.
She was flying around on that TV show.
Oh, yeah.
They put around those strings.
Right.
So, I don't know.
I just like that Cynthia's taking a sick day and Ariana standing in solidarity with her sick day.
Right.
Okay.
I mean, it's only right.
It's only right.
Well, it's also, it's probably because their questions are probably both.
Like you need them both there type deal.
You know what I mean?
It's not like they're Burton and Ernie, but you know what I mean?
But in this situation,
when you're looking to interview
and you're probably like,
well, we need,
we need the wicked witch.
It's a duo.
Yeah, we need both the witches.
I don't want to talk to.
We need Alphaba.
Where's Alphaba?
Oh, I thought, I was.
She's Alphaba.
Who's Glenda?
Is that what it was in the original?
And the one that,
the one that comes down in the bubble?
Glenda comes down in the bubble.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
But.
That's not who she's supposed to be in that?
She's Alphaba and she goes to like,
basically like a college,
and she meets Ariana
and a Grande's character and then like, you know.
They're like very different, but then they come together.
It's a great story.
I love it.
It's just the two of them together are just, they're baby, that's the best description, baby bunnies.
There's a couple of baby bunnies out there together.
Baby buddy vibes.
315, 364, 101, K Rock, Texelan, Glinda.
And that's what you, okay, I got.
Alpha button glinda.
Whiskey Wednesday tonight, 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel,
come get yourself something to drink with me.
Thanks to liquor wine and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard.
East Coast Emeralds, and maybe
before
you stop by over a
Wagman's lights on the lake.
That's a good idea, actually.
That's a really good idea.
Pre-game whiskey Wednesday with little lights on the lake.
Cody went last night with Elsa.
Oh, it's so fun.
No line.
No, you got right in?
Packed.
It was packed, but they get you right in.
Yep, get you right in.
I hear Elsa was a big fan of the Santa Claus.
Every year she does her best to make
the poor guy that's out there,
Santa being out there in the cold.
Nice and welcome to this year.
There was someone filming, so I made sure that Elsa was extra nice.
Good footage of that coming out.
Very nice.
Mostly just.
Mara!
Okay, have a good one.
Elsa.
And then me doing that, yes.
You're also texting me that it's like, you're just guessing like 30% more lights.
I don't know where they just added.
There's new ones.
Lots of LED, lots of new stuff.
And then they kind of like,
there's not, it's not filler, but you know what I mean?
They're like, that tree's naked.
Put some stuff on it.
Put it on there.
I like it.
You got to figure year after year, they're going to keep adding more and more.
I was very impressed.
I was a big fan.
Also, that weird house that no one ever lived in has many people living in.
It does?
Very confusing.
I always love looking in that house.
Very confusing.
But yeah, it was, it was great, man.
I loved it.
And there was nobody, you know, riding up on your butt.
There was nobody worrying about, you know.
Yeah, shout out to all these homes.
Motor's on that stretch there because I am really just a looky-loo.
I'm looking in all your windows.
I can't help it.
If you got them open, I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking at your TV.
I'm looking in your house.
My favorite house, and people probably know, they put up.
With the neon light, yep.
With the neon palm tree.
They made sure that they put that where you can see it now.
It's a party house.
But forever, it was the coolest.
It was all glass.
They had neon things everywhere.
Yeah, whoever lives there, you have a good time.
Right.
I bet you have good parties at that house.
great.
Mm-hmm.
But, no, it was, it was awesome.
And I like the move that they do,
um,
because for kids,
once something's over,
you know,
they probably,
oh, I want to say more.
They go all the way to the end.
As soon as you,
you know what I mean,
like,
all the way to when you're turning
off of the property type deal,
so, there's a bunch.
Yeah, you get all the way to the,
I know what I call it
because my kids are older now,
but the parking lot where you got to,
okay, everybody,
get back in your car seats,
the pee-pee parking lot.
The pee-pee parking lot,
when you get to the parking lot,
and everybody's like,
all the parents are pulling off because now everybody's got to get buckled back up.
Yeah, Al's got to get Elsa out of the driver's side.
You were able to sit in the front seat for that.
My little babies would sit on my lap and we were going to do it like the way.
I forgot.
I was actually going to do a funny video with that.
But now that I'm saying it out loud, I'm now remembering that I forgot where I was going to put
Elsa in the front seat.
Because once you're over there, once you're over there, you can kind of, not that I was
kind of her drive, but I could pull over and position it to where there's lights near her
where it looks like she's driving.
But oh, yeah, I'll be back.
I'm going to make my teenager sit on my lap again this year.
Get up here.
Get up here for the picture, damn it.
Pretend you're driving.
No.
Get up here.
And if you went last night, I don't know.
I'm assuming that's it unless you're just going to get a random bag of dog treats.
I got a whole bag.
That's awesome.
Of dental chews.
So.
You sample a couple of them?
I mean, for myself a little bit.
And it is, it was a Tuesday.
They are doing it again.
I got a free crunchy taco.
Oh, Taco Tuesday?
Yeah, and our friends is Splash Car Wash.
I hear them running spots.
They're giving out Splash Car Wash stuff.
Yes, I also got that.
Yep.
Yep.
Well, guys, you know all about it.
There's a bunch of stuff.
Wegman's Lights on the Lake officially open for business.
Two charity nights knocked those out.
Congratulations, all the charities that hopefully got a lot of money out of those first two nights.
Tonight, tickets are at regular price, $10 per car.
But it's free if you're in the military, active duty, or retired.
tonight's military appreciation night.
Just bring your ID showed at the gate for free admission.
Wegman's Lights on the Lake,
presented by upstate Honda dealers and upstate Galesano Children's Hospital,
lights on the lake.com for tickets and information.
You got to buy them right there on your phone and you're good to go.
I did it.
Wow.
Actually, it was, I expected there to be a line a little bit.
So I didn't do it until I got there.
They're getting really good at flowing people in.
And I was like, oh, there's no weight.
So I had to do that move where,
I pulled over a little bit.
Oh, I was that guy for a second.
In that first parking lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not the pee-by part.
No, no, no, yes.
Right as soon as we got there.
Because I was like, oh, there's nobody.
There's no line.
It goes faster now because of this.
Because everything's on our phones, we just do it faster.
Way easier.
Well, the show on K-Rock is always,
we're always ahead of raccoon news, raccoon science,
raccoon activity.
As congratulations to Amy got a raccoon this year.
Who else got crocoons?
Did Brianna get a crackdown?
I was just I think she did.
Because they got them flipped.
Like the one got the one, the other got the other.
Yeah.
Do we do two crookuns?
Yes.
No, we did because one, somebody got the Disney-looking one.
Yes, yes, yes.
But then was Amy, right?
Because she's...
Amy was in her Farrell era, so Amy wanted the feral crookoon.
Yes.
Brianna got the stool.
That's right of the stoole.
Who else got the crookoon?
Oh, Kelly got the crookoon.
Kelly, right out the gate.
Yeah, Kelly got the cron.
and got a ticket.
She did?
Remember, she said I got pulled over after that.
Didn't she wasn't that then, that day?
I don't remember that story.
Yeah, remember because she got a, was it on the thrway or something?
Criminal.
What researchers say raccoons are evolving and inching closer and closer to being pets.
Okay.
They're becoming domesticated.
They're getting used to humans.
Probably not great.
If you just wait for one to have a baby in life.
like, pick it up and then huck it in a river, and then you've got the baby.
Mm-hmm.
Wouldn't that one kind of be your...
Then you raise it.
You raise it as your own raccoon.
Yeah.
Study from the University of Arkansas's Department of Biology found that raccoons are physically changing in response to their interactions with humans.
By physically changing, they mean their faces are evolving to be cuter to us.
They're already adorable.
They are, but they're getting cuter, bud.
I can handle that.
Dogs have done this and cats have done this.
Have you ever looked at, like, photos of, like, dogs from the 1800s?
They're wolves.
They're wolves.
Yeah.
They've been domesticated to be cute.
Oh, well, yeah, we bred them to.
We bred them to be cute.
We made them look like that.
So, that makes sense.
I can see that.
So, because they're banging out there's banging cats and stuff.
So they're turning little cat faces.
Maybe the raccoons are just like, in a totally, like, scientific way have figured out,
if we're cuter, they're going to give us food.
don't got to climb in dumpsters anymore.
They're already calling us trash pandas.
They're calling us trash pandas.
If we're just adorable and cute, they'll let us go into that warm house and they'll
feed us.
Long we don't scratch their faces or give them rebis.
One biologist says once wild animals start spending time in the proximity of people,
they become less afraid and perhaps even begin showing physical signs of domestication
syndrome.
Raccoons aren't the only animals that this is happening to.
Foxes and mice that live in urban areas have also.
become having softer facial features to be more appealing to humans.
I don't want it as a pet because of just whatever, but I have always kind of liked mice.
I like mice.
I don't want them as a pet, but I like them.
No, no.
They are cute.
I'm sorry when I have to kill them sometimes, but they are cute.
Yeah, I mean, it's not their fault, though.
They're wicked stupid.
Mm-hmm.
These animals do not make great pets, though, and it is illegal in some areas.
They may look cute, but both foxes and raccoons can be both destructive and harmful.
They're wild animals.
I would want a possum first before a raccoon.
What wild animal would I want as a pet?
Let me think about it.
All right, there's two.
I'm always jealous of those videos.
Any?
Any.
Okay.
I'm telling any.
I'm always jealous of the videos of the guy who, like, raised a baby bear.
Bears are cool.
And, like, the bear is a little baby, and he bottle fed it when it was a baby.
Bears are cool.
back as an adult and lions.
I love when the lion is like a huge lion, but it's rubbing its head like a cat.
And it notices like when the guy goes back and you're like, it's going to eat them and it doesn't.
It gives them a hug instead.
And I know that they got a little brain like that could snap it anymore.
That's, that's, that's, all you to death.
Yeah.
But those would be my two.
I want big giant lions or big giant bears.
What's yours?
I don't know.
I mean, I kind of always wanted a goat.
I like goats.
Yeah.
I'm a fan of the goat.
I think they're funny.
You know what I mean?
They're hilarious.
Would you have a goat that you just kind of walk around?
Or he being a pen?
No, I'd get a couple, but he would be free-range in the backyard.
You can go ahead and do goat stuff in the backyard, bud.
I mean, you'll have a little house because they probably want to sleep somewhere,
but he can go ahead and be free-range goat.
Cousin Jay wants a pet penguin.
Oh, that's a good one.
That would be probably influenced by us watching a lot of Mary Poppins,
where Vandike and Julie Andrews dance with the other.
the penguins for a little bit.
Hold it.
Yeah, sugar and I are the same.
Bear or large cat.
Very large cat.
Oh, a puma would be awesome.
Huma would be cool.
Belanche in our chat says my mom raised a couple of baby raccoons because my grandfather
had killed the mom and he felt bad.
She brought the babies home and they raised them and then set them free.
Well, could they, after you did that, did they know how to live in the wild?
They're weird.
They went out there.
Oh, yeah.
Cody wants crows to.
He wants to be a...
After I.
Falkater or something.
Sort of successfully did it with those ones in Cicero, man,
where they and the four of them hung around for a long time after.
Like, I can see, not that it's easy, but how easy it is just to,
I just put out shiny trinkets for him.
Yeah, that's all they want.
And little piles of cat food.
That's all they want.
And they were all about it.
A murder of crows.
Yeah, Cody wants a murder of crows.
They would just be there on the roof.
Like, oh, no.
Well, Mike Tyson had all those pigeons, didn't he?
Yeah.
And he, like, raised all of his domesticated pigeons.
Pigeons?
Don't talk about my pigeons.
Please.
I'm not talking about my pigeons.
Please.
You can make that man snap.
Please don't talk about my pigeons.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of what else.
Taxline, my mother wants to save a baby squirrel.
Okay.
I think the squirrel could be a cute pet.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, the big, the big animal thing you think might be a nice, you know,
everybody wouldn't mind having a big bear.
Oh, that'd be my go-to.
Although, and I've never got that close to a bear, they got to smell real bad, right?
Probably.
All the, all of them.
Smelliest live animal.
They probably all smell.
Deer smell.
Deer stink.
You know, all of them do.
But bears have that shag rug all over them.
Tigers and all those outside dogs.
Pat Lucas, you must have watched this week's John Oliver.
Because Bob Ross, I didn't know that he had like a squirrel sanctuary.
And I can't play the John Oliver clip because I think he drops an F-bomb.
But there's a clip John Oliver played this week where Bob Ross is doing a paint
and he's talking about his pet squirrel.
And I don't want to ruin the punchline for you, but I'm going to.
And he's like painting it.
And he's like, this would be a great little spot for my pet squirrel.
My pet squirrel, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then the camera turns to Bob Ross and a little squirrel pops out of his pocket.
Pea pod.
His little Pea pod.
His little peepod.
He's what he goes into this whole explanation that Bob Ross had like a squirrel sanctuary.
Were you saving squirrels?
It really is.
It really is.
That is, that was a lot. I didn't know that about Bob Ross.
No good.
That's nice.
I like that.
Yeah, tax sign says bear stink really, really bad.
I bet.
Oh, a big panda would be nice, but.
Ooh.
Taxline says red panda, yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm sticking with, I want several, several goats.
Yeah, you're a goat guy.
A bunch, numerous sizes.
I'll have a couple.
And I have a question.
So say like when Cody gets a house and he's got a yard.
Yeah.
Say he gets some goats.
what do you feed them?
The vegetation of the yard.
That's it?
They just kind of walk around your yard?
Yeah.
I mean...
Like you don't really throw them trash, do you?
You're not like, eat this tin can.
Eat this garbage.
Eat my garbage.
Here's the bag of things from the 1920s.
Eat it.
Eat that garbage.
Yeah, no, I don't think so.
They probably have like pellets and stuff, big bags.
Oh, like, yeah, well, you feed them at like,
Enchanted Forest, like whatever that is.
Eat that.
But you ever seen those videos?
those videos of the people that are like, they hire the guy that has 30 goats and he fences off
and he cleans the grass, yeah, go ahead, goats. Hell yeah, that's what I would do.
Because here you go.
Coco's Nature Preserve coming soon.
Keep our land.
Whiskey Wednesday.
Oh, me?
Drink whiskey?
I mean, I'll try it.
I don't think of it go.
I don't think it's going.
Tonight at 7 o'clock, we are in winter hours.
Get 7 p.m. on Twitch, of course, you can come get yourself something to drink with me tonight.
I'll pick up a bottle over at liquor wine and moonshine on State Fair Boulevard.
And we'll crack it open at 7 o'clock tonight.
7.20 smoke break brought you by East Coast.
Amroll, y'all.
One of my old man things is that, and I'm a guy who loves computers, remember.
I've been a fan of the internet since the early 90s.
You're an OG.
You got the, oh.
You got the
I got my internet
Putty to
Yeah I love the internet
I love computers
But there are
Certain purchases
That are for in person
Okay
And that's
A car is one of them
I ain't buying a car
On the internet
No I
That's one of the ones I can't
I gotta see it
I gotta touch it
I gotta get in it
Like a carvana and all that
Maybe I'd sell mine
But I don't know if I could be like
Hmm yeah
Like you're saying
I have to go
and look.
That's a person to person conversation.
You know what else I can't do online?
And I'm embarrassed to say this.
I like to go into a bank.
My money is involved.
I like to talk to a person.
I go to the bank all the time.
I like to go to a bank.
I go to the bank all the time.
I know that you can do everything online.
This is money we're talking about.
This is a grown-up thing I got to go handle in person.
You know?
And every once in a while, just because of the different complications that have come up
from the banking that I've done,
I like to go in every once in a while and just make sure, like I pay my, like I only use the one bank for my car stuff.
So I'll bring the, I bring the check in there, I cast the check, and then I take a little bit out for my car insurance.
And I just make sure I go, now that's in the spot where it's supposed to be and everything's okay and all it's looking good.
And they do a little see here.
And they click the come buttons and they go, yep, everything looks good, Mr. Leasy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And then you walk out.
Keep bye.
You got to put on your suit and your tie to go to the bank.
handle your banking.
Exactly.
Although I always am embarrassed when I'm recognized, because occasionally people like to write me
little notes, like, love the show, or love you and Cody or whatever, on my bank.
Oh, really?
Ah, that's awesome.
But then I'm always like, you're probably, you probably thought I was a lot richer than I was.
Right.
You just saw my bank balance.
I'm sorry.
That's embarrassing.
Um, well, I bring this up because Amazon is launching Amazon autos.
They've partnered with Ford to sell certified pre-owned vehicles online.
You can browse the inventory, workout financing, and complete the purchase all on Amazon autos.
Their quote is, this represents an exciting expansion of our store, giving customers access to thousands of quality vehicles backed by Ford's inspection and warranty programs.
We are creating a car buying experience with the convenience of Amazon is known for.
So that means that like Carvana and stuff is working.
It is.
Pat Lucas said it.
A lot of people said it.
They sold a car to Carvana and it was great.
because that's easy.
They give you a number,
they come pick it up,
and you're done.
Yeah.
So that means all of that is working.
If an Amazon is willing to,
you know,
basically open up a whole new branch of business for cars.
I won't read Joe's message
because we do have sponsors,
but Joe is a mechanic.
He seems like he would know.
Listen to his advice.
So if you're an Amazon user
and you want to know Amazon autos,
I guess it launched a little while ago.
Is it like up and running?
What's it like?
Is it like, is it,
it live? Are we live? But I guess
you do have to eventually go
pick up your vehicle at a dealership.
Oh, come on.
Because how else would you get it? I mean, Carvon
delivers it to you, right?
I would imagine, right? They have to.
They do. They do. I see those carbonics driving all over. It's in the
commercial. We'll bring it to you and all that. Although it was
such a, like, I forgot where it was, but I saw one of those for the first time
ever. Like the
vending machine? The vending machine.
blows your mind, doesn't it?
Oh my God.
Doesn't have one of those dangerous cars in a vending machine?
It's just a big tall, you know, parking garage.
It's made a glass.
Yeah.
It's a marketing tech.
It was still cool to see them full of cars.
Like you can't just literally walk up to a Carvana vending machine and go,
you can't Mustang?
No.
You couldn't?
That would be awesome.
And correct me if I'm wrong,
but from what I understand is say that you're on Carvana and you buy a vehicle.
Yeah.
It can then get delivered.
to the vending machine,
and it knows that that day you're coming to the vending machine
and you want to pick it up there.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Still cool.
Still cool.
For now, you'll have to pick up the vehicle at the dealership.
Some people on social media are saying this is death to dealerships.
Not for me.
If I'm buying a car, I got to go to a dealership.
I got to talk to a person.
And they said it's, um, they're teaming with.
So, I mean, just other people have to partner with other people.
Because Tesla tried this.
where you'd have to go to the mall.
They had no dealerships.
You'd go to the mall and you'd order a car.
And I don't know how you got it because I don't know anybody who owns a Tesla,
but you'd go to like in the mall and they'd like you'd pick out all the things you want.
And then you're good to go.
You're good to go.
I don't know if I'm using a website to buy cars right now.
But you guys, maybe you are.
Maybe you are.
Let me see here.
Let me type in Nissan Marano.
Cousin Jay says, as much as I like going in person,
I hate the haggling part of buying a car.
I can't haggle.
They got me over.
a barrel and they know it.
I'm just not good at negotiating.
I straight up said it.
Would you say?
I was like, when I bought my
Nissan, I was like, this is the first time I've ever
purchased a new car. I was like,
I was like, I'm haggling with you.
I was like, I'm, I'm interested, but I'm
not even going to pay full price.
And I went, I'm walking away.
And he was like,
we can do something.
I was like, I have no idea. I don't know how it's worse.
He was like, don't walk away.
Well, I'm going to keep you in this car.
It was that.
What we're doing, a back and form there?
We did it.
No, I'm a sucker, and they see it all over my face.
I think I got like $1,300 off.
It wasn't anything crazy.
But it was still, I got it under.
I was like, $22,000.
Whoa.
Can we get under that?
I got to sit in it.
I got to see the cup holders.
Yep.
Like, Bertie BMW used to tell us crazy stories of, like,
ARA round would be like, somebody will come in,
and they're buying like $100,000 BMW,
but if the cup holder won't hold their,
Coffee mug? The guy didn't want it. The guy was like, this doesn't hold my big
ass coffee mug. Yep. We can't do anything about this? He didn't buy a $100,000 car.
Because of the, because of the couple. Can you imagine that being like,
I don't think so? Not here. I'll go elsewhere. I like my $100,000 card if it any size
beverage. I'm just a sucker who walks in and goes, this is what I can afford every month. And they go,
oh my God, okay. Here you go, bud. Can they give him a bike?
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Oh, I dropped my papers
It is uh
Again, 6 a.m. over Bagelicious in Liverpool, but they are collecting food all month long up until our broadcast to benefit the Food Bank of Central New York.
So please make your donations over there.
But those are you that do stop by the morning, we are alive.
You could win a big prize.
It's a great reward.
It's a great gift.
I don't know what I'm saying.
So if you come between six and nine,
six and nine.
That used to be the numbers we laughed about kids
till you brought your six, seven into it.
If you don't, six, five.
If you stop by Black Friday between six and nine
and donate non-perishable food items or cash for the food bank of CNYU
you are eligible to win some party passes to the neon New Year's Eve party
happening over at the Randolph House Hotel.
Not beeboxing, it's like,
It's like...
Just you just hear the bass.
House boxing, yeah.
Just real quiet, you hear it.
No, this is going to be a really fun party.
You want to actually hear the music.
You got to get any of the parties.
You got to come donate or else you can't.
This is something for us, fellow olds, those of us in our 30s and 40s, I think, because
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Oh, okay.
I like that.
I like that.
and any other time on morning.
So there's a lot of places in the world I don't want to travel to
because they got animals that I'm scared of.
Yeah.
Those are the ones that got them.
They just let them run around.
Malaysia's one of those places as a family had a 120-pound python crash through their bathroom ceiling.
See?
Yeah, no, man.
You see those videos of like they got their door open a little or whatever
and like a snake will just slide in on the, yeah.
Hell no.
I'm soft, man.
I can't live.
That's wicked.
Cool, but that is also the nightmare.
Snakes in the bathroom.
That is the one nightmare.
Even as a 40-year-old man that knows that is not possible,
every once in a while, a little bit of me is like,
snake's going to come up and bite my testicle.
It's been discussed many times here on the show on K. Rock.
But, uh, hold on.
Just hold on.
This is a radio show, so I can't.
Okay, it's a rascal, but.
He's catching a ride on a rascal with a friend.
I thought he was maybe a lawnmower he was riding sideways,
but a side saddle, a sadd saddle rascal scooter ride.
Let me just explain what rolled by the studio here.
I want you to envision two full-grown men on a rascal scooter.
One is operating it.
The other is hanging off the side of it.
We're carrying a bookshelf of some kind.
Couple metal bookshelves.
A couple metal bookshelves.
So downtown Syracuse, you never disappoint.
I apologize that we got distracted by that, but that was so much going on.
Yeah, that threw me for loop.
But, yeah, that would be just as distracting as having 120-pound python crash through your bathroom ceiling.
Got it.
Thank you for tying back in, bud.
That's why you're a professional.
It's not embarrassing for me to say this about Cousin Jay because he's shared it here on the air before.
But when we were real little, there was a story in those weekly world news magazines or whatever.
Yeah.
And just the graphic was a snake coming.
out of a toilet bowl.
And cousin Jay wouldn't go the bathroom alone for like months.
I get it.
Because he was afraid there was a snake that was going to come out of that toilet bowl.
And you still live with that fear right here.
Yeah, like, every once in a while, you just, you're like, there's a snake.
Come on.
He's going to.
He's going to bite.
That's fine.
He's going to buy me.
It's going to jump.
Or like you get that little like a quick breeze and you're like, ah, who's this?
Oh.
Yes.
Like on your nut hair?
Sorry.
But it does.
It's like a little breeze.
You're like, whoa.
What's down there?
What is it?
What is it?
Yep.
Oh, I get it.
The incident began when a 15-year-old in the house noticed a hole in the ceiling and a loader mother.
Oh, no.
I saw the broken ceiling and it had fabric inside.
My kids then used a phone camera to zoom in on the area where we saw the snake.
Oh, man.
Rescue workers used hooks and wire loops to coax the reptile from its hiding spot.
It finally dropped to the floor.
That's a big snake.
That's a 120 pounds is big.
It's at least 10 feet long, guys.
I bet.
Like, I'm not, it's a substantial snake, which is the story of my autobiography, by the way.
It's a substantial snake.
It's a substantial snake.
The Josh Grossman's story.
I would have grabbed it.
Because pythons, they strangled you to death, right?
They're not going to bite you or they do bite you.
They will, but they want to just kind of use that as a grip to secure themselves.
But I would still, I,
I, on the regular, just grab that snakes that I see in the wild, so I'm sure I would just instinctively go to grab it.
Big fat nope rope coming out of that ceiling.
I got to get them.
Officials released the python into the wilderness areas behind the residential home, so it's coming back.
Oh, no.
It's coming back.
If you just hucked it behind it, place, it's like, I was warm in there, though.
Yeah, I'm going to go in there where there's warmth, and I'm going to be quiet.
I'm going to go back to where I was there.
Yeah.
No, thank you.
Oh, it's open.
Hey, you're in the band.
Look at you.
You're in the band.
Wegman's lights on the lake.
If you want to see adorable, I mean, Cody's adorable, but adorable Elsa photos.
You can see those on the K-Rock Facebook page right now?
As you went for the doggy drive-thru last night, right, bud?
Yes, sir.
That was a lot of fun.
There's a bunch of...
Report back the gathering of lights.
It's just packed this year, right?
I want to say they're of changed over everything,
they're nice LED bright ones.
They seem brighter in your photos.
Yeah, absolutely.
And they just, there's a bunch of fun little, new little, like, I don't think they have a
catalog.
You know what I mean?
They can go through, like, oh, order the.
That's a great question, because I want to see that catalog.
I want to order stuff.
Right.
I won't spoil the things for everybody, but there's a new one where the, it involves like a little
cany king horse thing.
Okay.
And I won't mention.
A huge change that I let everyone go see.
They changed something that was one of my favorite parts.
And I am all about it.
Oh, I got to ask you off air then what that is.
I thought I would, when I saw it coming up, I went, wait a minute.
And I went, okay, well, hold on.
Let's give it a second.
It's cool.
It's cool.
I love the tunnel.
So it's nice.
It's nice.
It was a lot of fun.
It is open tonight.
Tickets just $10 per car load.
But, of course, if you're military, active duty, or retired, you're getting for free tonight.
It's military appreciation night.
Free admission.
Just show your ID at the little gate there, and you'll be good to go.
Otherwise, head to lights on the lake.com to buy your tickets on your phone.
And you can have those right there when you pull up.
Cody was saying, you're rolling right in now because you're able to just show your phone and you're good to go.
Wegman's lights on the lake.
Like that switchover.
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Oh yeah,
Taco Tuesday.
You'll hear all the spots
on and slash car wash stuff.
Yep.
So, I don't watch the view,
but this is an interesting clip to me
because I don't know how it works.
You know what a mentalist is,
right,
Yeah, there was the show on CBS.
Oh, yes, that was a scripted show, correct?
So that.
So the, yesterday's episode of The View had to edit out parts of it because this mentalist really guessed one of the hosts ATM pin number.
He really did it.
That's funny.
The view added out what?
Isn't it like Joy Behard and like Whoopi Goldberg?
So it's probably not like.
No, this is Sarah Haynes.
I don't know who Sarah Haynes is.
And I get it.
This could be a work.
This could be a work.
Like, they could be, like, in on this together.
But I don't think it is.
I'll show you the clip here in a second.
I just found it.
I don't know this lady.
The view had to edit out footage where celebrity mentalist Oz Perlman revealed
co-host Sarah Haynes actual ATM on the broadcast.
Okay.
He's talking about his book.
In the clip that I'm going to show you, he has, what's your question?
I was going to say, why does it matter?
I mean, I guess unless you have the card, but you can just go steal her card.
So it's the long game.
Long game, yeah, I guess.
Now I've got her.
But, okay.
So the first part of this clip is he is going to ask her to write down a fake pin number, a four-digit number.
Okay.
He's then going to blow her mind by saying, like, he's going to ask a birthday,
and then that birthday is the pin number.
Okay.
But then at the end of it, he says, but I know your actual pin is.
and they mute it because she's like, how would you know that?
No, you have to play it off like, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
Yeah, act cool.
Don't freak out about it.
Be cool, man, be cool.
I don't know who this guy is, but he's got a book.
What if people would say theories right now?
People watch this, and I know what they'll say.
They go, he stalked all of you.
He's sitting private investigators.
He knows everything about your best friend.
But what if I ask you right now to think of your ATM pincode?
I love the tension in Sarah.
She's like, oh, we're on TV.
But if I guessed it, you know what people would say?
they say he must have found that out.
So if I ask someone instead to make up a random pin code,
well, how can I know that?
Because you didn't even know what you're going to do.
So imagine you lose your bank card.
You call the bank, you made up a fake ATM pin code.
Right now, I couldn't have known it.
Think of the first digit.
You did it?
Watch your mouth open.
Watch.
When you go like this, it sounds like a W.
It's a 1, isn't it?
The first one?
The fake code, yeah.
The fake code.
You're making them a fake code.
Okay.
Anna, here's the thing.
If I guess her pin code right now, would it be amazing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But here's the thing, Joy.
Joy,
look what it says on the front of my book.
Joy, relax.
Joy, calm down.
Greatest mentalist.
I'm not going to do something amazing.
I'm going to do the most amazing thing you've ever seen.
I'm going to set the bar a different level.
You asked me a question.
What's his birthday?
Are you ready?
Whatever your ATM pincode, that fake one you made up, write it down on here.
So now she's running down a fake pincoe.
Close your heart.
Okay.
I don't have a piece of cardboard.
I'm not letting anyone see.
Why are they so uptight?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I'm not letting anybody see.
I don't want the black on my...
You challenged me.
You said, I'm thinking of Ken, and then you ask me, what's his last?
And then you asked me, what's his birthday?
Like, how could I even know that?
Watch this.
Tell us, what is his birthday?
December 25th.
Oh, my God.
1225.
1225.
So that's the fake.
Listen.
And are you ready?
Are you ready for this?
Okay.
Wait, right?
Are you ready for this, Sarah?
No.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
To make it the most amazing, your real code?
Isn't it?
What the...
That's it.
My pin that is...
I don't need you.
Why would you say it on national television?
My baby's name.
Okay, who's the person?
I'm throwing out my baby's name.
Yeah, I mean, I can't watch the view.
Oh, my God.
There's just too many voices talking over each other.
But I guess this guy is like...
That's cool.
Chad is saying there's a video where he's at a Buffalo Bills practice doing this.
How is he doing this?
I don't believe in any of those things.
There's just crazy coincidences that happen that make you be like, I don't know.
Boxcar and chat said he guessed Joe Rogan's pin too.
How?
Like, what's the trick?
I don't know.
It's just weird.
There's things that happen with some of them that, I don't know.
You can't explain.
Because again, I don't, I'm not buying.
I'm like, I don't buy it.
There is a trick here.
He's not reading minds.
There's something, yes.
Because he did it right there.
He's very good at reading people.
So he read something about her going, oh, see, open your mouth.
So, oh, it's like a one.
You know what I mean?
So he has tricks of figuring it out.
I don't know what they are.
I don't either.
Or there's just something going on.
We don't know.
Because like that, there's the celebrity guy.
I don't buy a lick of what that kid says.
The draw guy?
Where he's just like sketching?
No, the celebrity one that interviews celebrities,
but pretends like he's never heard of any celebrity that's ever existed while also
being in Hollywood as a celebrity.
Right, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That one I don't buy even a little bit.
But I don't know.
Some of them are very weird because, you know the one with the big hair?
Thank you, Scotty, for those bits in chat.
What's the Long Island lady?
Oh, Teresa Caputo.
Where I don't believe in any of that that she does.
However, she did it to Lady Miao in our Twitch chat and I have a mutual friend that we grew up with.
She did it to her.
and it was on an episode
it was
insane the things that this lady nailed
that she didn't reach out to any of the family members
she didn't reach out to me
any of her friends
but she was nailing things
so my mother swears
by Teresa Caputo my mom goes every time
Teresa comes to like one of these shows
she goes my mom believes
and all that stuff I don't know how
they do it because I know
it's a trick but I don't know what the trick
is. I don't know you know
They're all different levels of, of, um, not, of entertainment workers kind of, if you will.
It's all for, it's all, it's all, it's all circus stuff.
It's carny stuff.
It's cool.
Some people are really, really good at different.
Because like with the Teresa Caputo stuff, I could, I could, I could, you could just be really good at body language.
And I could just like, I'm, you're asking open-ended questions.
Yes.
Where I'm like, and did you have a, you, your father.
He's dead!
Yeah, okay, he's dead, yeah, okay, he's he gone?
Like, I see how they do that.
Yeah, well, you could see him in there.
He did one of his little ones, where he did the...
See how you open your mouth a little?
It's like, oh, so it's like a W, a 1.
You know what I mean?
Like he...
Yeah.
So he has his little things.
I don't know what they are.
I don't know what the work is, but it is, it's interesting to me.
He did it.
She clearly freaked out in the clip that he guessed her PIN number.
Yeah.
You're all saying that he guessed Rogan's PIN number.
A lot of football stuff.
So that stuff is neat.
Just because I don't understand it.
I'll make it not real.
Danny in chat says,
Oz Perlman performs his tricks
using a combination of traditional magic techniques
such as misdirection and sleight of hand,
along with psychological principles like observation and suggestion.
But she didn't give out any of her real, I don't know.
I can analyze it all day long.
But there were things he was doing inside of that
where he was asking about birthdays and then probably looking over to like Sarah,
You know what I mean?
Like saying something, then, you know what I mean?
Let's watch Sarah's reaction.
Yeah.
But he's just good like that.
He's just tapped into like,
observational skills and all that.
Interesting.
315, 364, 1009.
You guys believe in that stuff?
You've all sent me a million videos to look up for Os Perlman.
I probably won't do it.
But Osperlman is a mentalist and he's got a lot of videos on YouTube.
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Nobody.
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So a dude in the.
Illinois got arrested.
We're having a worn beer.
We're not a pickup truck.
No dog.
Had too warm of a beer.
I knew it.
Rockford, Illinois on last Friday night, he got arrested.
He was hanging out of the side of his passengers, right?
No.
My brain took over.
He's a scrub.
He's a scrub. He's definitely a scrub.
Of his best friend's right.
No, he was hanging out the side of a car, waving a gun around.
police pulled him over and they arrested them.
Yeah, you can't.
They don't allow that.
And unfortunately, I don't think his defense is going to hold up.
As when the police asked, what's going on here, bud?
He said he believed that women liked those things and he was attempting to have sexual relations.
Oh, you're free to go, sir.
Done, done and done.
Oh, you were just trying to get laid?
I didn't.
Yeah.
That's my appellate.
I didn't know.
That makes sense.
I don't know. I didn't know that you were just trying to get laid.
He has been convicted of weapons charges, like four different times.
Was there like a lady in the car?
So there were ladies in the car, and he was trying to impress him,
and he thought it'd hang out the window of the passenger side of my best friend drive.
And then he was hollering at me.
He didn't realize they were already in the car.
Your Honor, in my defense, I was just trying to have sexual relations with the ladies in the car.
I heard philating happens after you whip out your piece.
Yeah.
So that's on me.
I'm going to, Your Honor, I'm going to wrap this up as you live, you learn.
I'm going to head on out.
I'm going to get out of my day.
Now I know.
Now I know.
Now I know.
What if I wave the gun around inside the car?
Your Honor, if you have better advice for me to get sexual relations, I'm open to it.
This was the best idea I had at the time.
I apologize.
I don't really know.
He had a gun.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, what was the car?
Was it a...
Didn't say what car.
No.
He's probably at least an 06 Camry.
Yeah?
Your Honor.
Yeah, Ben Riley and Chad.
Your Honor.
Your Honor.
Yolo.
Your Honor.
Now, please.
I'm going to go on my way.
That's it.
That's all he did.
Just over and over.
Your Honor.
You're on.
It just makes that face.
Your Honor.
Your honor.
Your honor.
You're on.
You're on.
You're a.
You know.
Lee Baldwin, you're gaming, you made me some money.
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How's things, Lee?
It's going great.
How about you guys?
Well, pretty good.
As again, I say, previous results do not whatever, blah, blah, blah, future earnings.
Yes.
Logged in my dollar investment last night.
Very happy.
There you go.
And I'll tell you why I'm very.
happy because Lee diversifies a lot of things.
I have friends who
I have friends who made a bunch in crypto and then they've lost a
bunch in crypto and I was like, uh-oh, let's see
what Lee did.
Funny how that works, right?
Lee got us all spread out.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm doing well with John Deere, it looks like.
I don't know any of this.
Yeah.
But that's the goal, right, is to spread this out because what goes up can
come back down?
It can.
I think you want to be diversified and maybe not
too diversified, but there's kind of
a happy medium there where you've spread out and kind of put your chips in different places.
So let me ask you about crypto, because I have a lot of friends that have basically,
like, their earnings over this last year have kind of been wiped away.
Like it went up and it came back down.
What happened in the crypto market?
I mean, it just was a tremendous run to start this year.
But in the last month and a half, you know, the price of Bitcoin has gone down by over 30%.
So I think it is, you know, sometimes stocks or Bitcoin or.
things can get ahead of themselves, right?
So we might say even the NIL someday might have gotten ahead of itself.
A little bit.
So anyway, so now it's just kind of a retracement, and we will see where it goes from there.
So with individual companies, you can kind of, you dig in and try to find a reason why
where Bitcoin's just a little different, right?
Because it's a store of value, I think, in a way.
Yeah.
And there's the blockchain technology, which is, you know, a side story or major side story to it.
So, you know.
And anything with crypto or meme coins, it's just, it can be wrought with fraud.
So you never know who is like doing a pump and dump or whatever.
The big story, though, I think this week is something that you want to talk about with Sam Altman dumping off all of his Navidia.
And that caused a lot of stir because everyone's like, is this the bubble?
Is this the bubble?
Right.
I don't know if it's the bubble.
and I always bring up the damn bubble with you, and I'm sorry.
I'm wondering, because AI is here, and it's going to be here, and we're going to use it.
Maybe it's less of a bubble bursting and more of like a slow squeak, kind of come back down, maybe?
Well, we'll know.
I mean, we'll know today.
And Vida does report earnings today.
And getting back to the Bitcoin story, there's not really earnings.
Sure, sure.
That's not something we measure.
Sure.
But for Nvidia, for sure, Wall Street and everyone that is watching is going to look and see.
and the number's going to be great because there's this huge build-out in AI.
No matter what Sam Altman did with his stock, it's not going to change that.
Sure.
But it's all about the expectation.
So, you know, like are they, the earnings good enough to support spending a trillion dollars to build it out?
And so now, you know, at what point does it become a bubble is when it gets so far out of, you know, like, you know, back in the day tulips, right?
Like when it gets to, you know that story back.
No, I don't know what that is.
Well, the tulip was the famous bubble where in Holland,
the price of tulips just kept going up,
and there was like this mania about it.
So they got up to like thousands of dollars for a tulip, right?
A literal flower.
Flower, right?
And it's like a, you know, so that, yeah, it's very weird.
So look that up on the internet when you're roaming around.
Yeah, I think people just panic
because when you have someone who's like a leader in the space like Sam Altman
who seemed all in, and then he dumps all that stock.
People are like, well, what does he know that I don't know?
And I think it might be what you're saying, where is it worth the trillion-dollar build-out?
Maybe it's not that.
It's something.
AI is something.
It has its place.
We're not getting away from it.
Right.
But did we set our expectations too high?
And these people, Sam Altman, all of them are capitalist animals, too.
So there might be other reasons for what he's doing.
And you'll notice even the old man, Warren Buffett, has been seen.
selling Apple, but he's been replacing it with Alphabet Google, right?
So, or he and his team, right?
So he just did his last Thanksgiving letter.
He's kind of going off as chairman being less, you know, visible, Warren Buffett.
Yeah, rumors are that Tim Cook is going to be resigning in the next year over Apple, too.
Yeah, so.
So that could have an impact as well.
I just mentioned Sam Altman and Warren Buffett in the same sentence.
It's kind of like, you know, different time periods there.
But that's what you've got to learn about.
This is where things are going.
You've got to be educated in it.
Right. And so, and this AI, people do try to compare it to the bubble we saw in the Internet back in the year 2000, right? And how that built up. And the market went crazy and was strong from 95 right through to 2000. So, but it, and you, you know, you say this. I'm saying it publicly. Like, you don't want to say it's different this time, but things are different because there is earnings and there is going to be a productivity effect.
And I think people never want to miss the next thing.
So they get all into it, like with the Internet in the 2000s,
and then crypto comes along.
I don't want to miss it.
I don't want to miss it.
I don't want to miss it.
I will say AI is moving faster than I think.
They said it was going to move fast and it's moving fast, right?
It's moving really fast.
It's moving really fast.
I don't know where it goes.
I mean, right now it just makes kind of a lot of silly videos and photos,
but there are companies using it for huge things and everything.
I truly believe that it will probably cure cancer at some point because it can do more
than any human brain can.
Right.
So, and I think it's when you're on a, when you're using it, it's all about, I think it still takes the three of us are human beings.
You've got to input the right questions.
You've got to give it the right direction.
It's so important because we see that in our business now.
The wrong prompts will give you the wrong.
And it's, you know, but that'll get better.
But we have to, I think we have to be able to use it and put it to our own best use.
Just a nerdy thing I saw recently.
I don't know the length of it, but somebody had released like a, like a short form.
AI video or whatever.
And it wasn't long as maybe a couple of minutes of like AI put together.
And I think it took 70,000 prompts to create just that.
So that's where I've been saying that to people forever.
It's learning how to talk to AI, which is where the money is.
It's figuring out the prompts that get you what result you want.
Right.
And that's where like 100%.
The human can profit from that.
Because if you can figure it out.
Right.
I totally agree with that.
And you can see that.
Like real time now.
And just try it if you're on Gemini or Chat Beach.
It depends on your prompts.
And so, you know.
It's strange times, Lee Baldwin.
Do what Cody and I do.
You go to dollarinvestmentclub.com.
You sign up.
You pay yourself $100 a month, $200 a month, whatever.
And you mentioned John Deere before.
Yeah.
Like, there is a company that has now more software engineers and mechanical engineers.
They're going to benefit from AI.
Well, they're working on driverless tractors.
So that is like where it trickles down into the economy, and it's like, wow.
Yeah, we were watching a story yesterday of John Deere, maybe it was John Deere, working on driverless tractors so that the farmer can work on something else while his tractors out there don't work.
100%.
Yeah.
And that's all AI and everything.
There'll be like 10 combines going, one guy in the basement just running the joystick, right?
Crazy, Lee.
All right, dollar investment club.
Thank you, Lee.
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