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Episode Date: December 11, 2025

You wanna have some ice cream with your wine? Let’s bring the horse & steer in the house for dinner. Dude gets trapped in quicksand! This crazy story out of Michigan involving the coach. Du...de gets teleported in to a stolen BMW & so much more on a Thursdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. What a gross morning, folks. This December is sucked.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Yeah. Sucky, suck-ass December. Yeah, it's me on December. Yeah, dude, what a sucky December, man. We got so many more months of this left. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. There's nothing you do.
Starting point is 00:01:10 A lot of school delays, closings, on your school this morning. Yep. It's already starting now. It's starting. It's starting. It's just going to sit here all day, I guess, too. Kind of move around the city.
Starting point is 00:01:24 We're out over Utica. Great. O'oy, hoi, everybody. How are you doing? How is everyone? You know, pretty good. You know, hanging out. All you really can do, get fat and sassy, make soup, some bread.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Yeah, Ken and Chad just says, think about it. We're still 10 days away from the official start of winter. Isn't that nice? Isn't that nice? And you know, because it's this area, December 22nd, it's going to get 50 out. Everything's going to melt. There's going to melt. There'll be nothing but slop for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Absolutely. It's depressing. It gets harder and harder every year, friends. But here we are. We got each other. Okay, we're going to get through this. All right. We got a cocoa pus show tonight to look forward to.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Brut. Make yourself a big crock pot of stew, maybe. Oh, here you go. Settling to a nice warm belly base. I mean, eventually, if I can get home and then find a place to park and then walk a mile from wherever I ended up having to park. So where did you park yesterday? Because I didn't plow.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Because I have the truck. I park across from the building because if there's, you know, I leave the spots for, there's only. only a couple in the winter. But yesterday, I don't know. Like, I don't want to talk trash about maintenance. The maintenance workers up there, because they're usually good, but they're the most in-up plowers I've ever seen in my whole life year after year.
Starting point is 00:02:59 It's insanity. He sent me a picture of like, they plowed like two spots, right? You can see where they came up the little hill there in front of our apartment, put the plow down, plowed all of the snow into two and a half of the four spots that are available. And then just stopped plowing that little area. And then I watched when I got home, they were plowing in front of where the maintenance garages are,
Starting point is 00:03:28 which don't open on winter. So good thing you're plowing in front of those. Sure. And he plowed like three strips and then came and drove away. I went and looked. I'm like, what are you doing? You go through this everywhere. enter up that place it seems. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:03:42 We're not allowed to have salt and buckets because then everyone has to have salt and buckets. We're not allowed to have shovels because then everyone else would need shovels. And then he emails them. He emails them and gets a return email that says we're closing early today because of weather. Well then what am I supposed? I live here. Like it's insane. Look at all those maintenance. It's all those
Starting point is 00:04:00 what is it? Amenities, all those amenities you pay for up there. Yeah, that sucks. No, and then you got to plow the front. Or shovel the front if we aren't going to have the ability to. And they don't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I do. Yeah. I have a shovel and I shovel for us. I know, but. And then what I do to make it easier for the plows. Mm-hmm. Is I take the shovel for all the snow that's in the front and the walkway, and I'll push it out to where they can plow it away.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Instead of having it pile up on our sides to make it harder. And then it just effing sits out in the, middle of the, I see him. I see him. I say, my driver doesn't have his T-card, but I'm just not looking over there. He's now he's on the phone, Big Paul. What's he doing? He probably on the air right now, Big Paul.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Go ahead. It's probably on the air right now, Big Paul. Too bad. This is what you get, Big Paul? We're wearing shorts. You're wearing shorts. It's nice out. What? It's nice out. I'm salty today! Taxline says, I agree with Cody. It is a pleasure making deliveries to his complex. Yeah, they just, right?
Starting point is 00:05:06 They just half plow. They don't even finish plowing. I feel so bad for the delivery people. You're walking through snow in every building. Yep. Without a doubt. Yeah. So it's going to be one of those days, folks. Hey, listen.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I don't have any positive notes to say. I guess you could look forward to cocoa puffs tonight. I am in a good room despite the saltiness. Stewart's tomorrow. I want to come a salty. Do a house party. My last to look forward to. Can Stewart come here?
Starting point is 00:05:30 But right now. We're never leaving. In the right now, it's kind of a bummer outside. It sucks. It's snowy. It's going to be gross all day. Be safe. Take your time.
Starting point is 00:05:38 We'll keep you company. Walk slow on the slippery side. If you don't, you're going to slip and you're up there and you hit your head on the ground and have a mega death. Yeah. That's who that was. Good morning, everybody. Happy. Thursday means Cocoa Puffs.
Starting point is 00:06:03 You got that to look forward to, folks. Say that you get to work today somehow. You get home today. Everybody gets home safe tonight. 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. We'll go live for Kunko Puffs, presented by Sweetgrass, Joe's buds, and East Coast emeralds. Yep, just when you're out, put those feet out like that. Yeah, sister in chat says, walk like a penguin.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Walk like a penguin. Um, let's talk about the newest treat that people are sharing, and I don't know why, but it looks kind of gross. Being rich. I can't stop having wine. I can buy the most delicious wine now. I'm scared about how much I need wine. I'm scared about how much I need wine. Well, I hate Big Ball Boys.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Hopcorn. Hopcorn. The latest food hack. And this is, the latest food hack is not even a food hack. Listen, guys, I'm a booze bag. You watched me last night drinking all that whiskey. I know my fellow booze bag, this is not a booze. This is not a food hack.
Starting point is 00:07:11 You're just adding booze to something you're going to have anyways. The newest food hack is pouring red wine over your ice cream. What? Okay. It is a combination that's on TikTok now. Because Ashley Lynn makes the wine infused. Yeah, that's fine. Infused.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Or the boozy shakes. What if you put it over like some, some raspberry ice cream. It's just, I'm going to describe it. Okay. Cup. Yeah. Scoop ice cream.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Pour wine on it. Offcorn. And then that's it? That's it. That's the heck. Hmm. No, I mean. A bizarre combination has been kicking around the internet for a while,
Starting point is 00:07:59 but it's kicking back up. People are just, I guess, combining vanilla ice cream and the dry red wine. You have a, it's kind of like a sweeter sangria maybe? Yeah. I mean, like, I'm not as opposed to this as I am some of the other weird things. One reviewer struggled through several bites before calling it gross. Well, yeah, it's still going to be. And that I would not recommend.
Starting point is 00:08:24 It's still going to be. It's not just like, you know what I could go for some ice cream. Hey, you should want some wine on that. No, you got to be in the mood to like have wine. Here's Ben. Ben has the hack. He says, use an ice wine that's a higher in sugar content, and that would taste incredible. Do I want to, like, I liked, what one did, uh, did, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, gilligins had, like a beer ice cream, right?
Starting point is 00:08:52 He had a couple. He had a couple. Beer was okay. I had the wine ice cream. That was fine. That was good. So I don't drink wine. I, I'm okay with this, uh, like I said, as opposed to other, you know, oh, do this or pour beer over your, at least it's not that.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Rockers are making red wine milkshakes. You take the ice cream, wine, vodka, fresh raspberries, and honey. You blend it up and you get that mix. Well, that, yes. That, yes. I was thinking, I was trying to think of what the other thing I was thinking of, the butter thing. I'd rather have this than. What was the butter thing?
Starting point is 00:09:25 Someone taking the ice cream and dunk it in and a vat of butter. Oh, yeah, that was gross. I'd rather have this. I got my Cabernet Savignon here, and I had some vanilla ice cream in my freezer, so we're doing this. This looks gross. Okay. Let's see. Cabernet. We got my vanilla ice cream.
Starting point is 00:09:47 It's gross. It's absolutely disgusting. It would not recommend. I can't imagine that'd be delightful for me. I don't like the flavor of wine or taste of wine. Yeah, if you're not in the mood for wine, that's not going to be just like a delicious tree. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:02 And again, you got to pair it properly. Like that, the red wine, I like that bull's blood. Yeah. That would not be good on any of, I can't think of an ice cream I would want to have that dry, dry red wine. I like that sweet Walter White that I get from Bully Hill. Like some of those over something would be interesting. But I don't need to mix it with stuff. I just don't drink it.
Starting point is 00:10:24 That's what I mean. Oh, I was thinking of it. I just eat the ice cream. Okay, you guys. Oh, yeah. You can have that. I'll drink the wine, you have the ice cream and then everybody wins. Everybody wins.
Starting point is 00:10:34 To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you.
Starting point is 00:10:57 The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Tomorrow from 3 to 5, we'll be up at stewards and a store. Oswego. God willing in the creek don't rise will be up at Stewartton, Oswego. We'll get there somehow. Three to five tomorrow. Yeah, buddy.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I got to get some meatball. Get some meatballs. It's a holiday match campaign happening, and we'll be hanging from three to five on Utica Street in Oswego tomorrow. Do people still say Grody? It's Grody. Is Grody still a word people say? Grody, bro.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I have heard that. Grody. Brody. How do you spell Grody? Is it T's D's? D's? D's nuts, yeah. Is it D's?
Starting point is 00:11:43 Dude, it's Grody out. I say grody. It's grody out today, man. It's, uh, snow is flying. Yeah. Two T's. Yeah. A couple of Tee T's.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Grody, bro. Frigin'Grouty, bro. It is grody out today. Snow is flying. Give yourself some time. Lots of schools closing, though. I don't know what we're going to do if we keep, uh... Oh, it's both.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Closing these schools. You can use either spelling? Yeah. Good to know? Yeah. Yeah, I feel bad. They're going to have to figure out something. Good to know.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Year round. Year round school. We're going to kill our poor plow people. Oh, man. Snow fighters are going to be exhausted. We're going to bring in some extra help. They like the money. So you are an animal lover.
Starting point is 00:12:29 You like your animals. Would you let a horse in your house? Oh, man. They poop and pee a lot. immediately. There is an Australian man who is going viral right now because he lets his horse and steer come in the house while he's having dinner. Oh my God. Stier is named Sue. Okay. Horse is named cricket. Oh, Kai. Cricket and Sue, come on in and have dinner. Animals just kind of come indoors for a little like an hour or so while he's enjoying his dinner.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Over the next hour and a half, they take turns playing inside, knocking things off cabinets. Oh, I'm sure. Cricket, the horse scattered, vegetable scraps around the road. room in this video, drank from the fish tank. I mean... Some animals are too big to be in the house. Yeah, I mean, but it depends on you said Australia.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Yeah. I mean, is everyone picturing the same thing I am? Or it's just like... Like a dirt floor. Yeah, just open. All the things are open so they can just kind of walk in. Let me see if he's right. Hold on a second.
Starting point is 00:13:30 And you're like, well, oh, yeah, there's a big sliding glass door. Right? And it's just coming in. Andrew Mackey is. his name, his pet horse cricket, and his steer sue, enjoy dinner. In any of those pictures or videos, how many dogs are running all about
Starting point is 00:13:48 over and under? There's got to be at least 10 to 12 dogs. At any point in time. And they're almost always about to get kicked by one of them. But they're like running around the feet. They intermingle. They know each other. They're happy to be there. Thursday, that means Cocoa Pops. It's 7 o'clock on Twitch. Let's get through our day. Let's get home safely and then get a little cannabis show tonight.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Brought to you by Sweetgrass, Joe's Buds and East Coast Emeralds. Today's a tough one, guys. I'm exhausted for some reason. The weather sucks. Yeah, this is rough. Lots of schools getting closed now. They're just shutting it down. I don't know what that means for your spring break.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Shut it down. Shut all this down. shut all this down. So locally, we're getting some snow. Out in Utah, a hiker got trapped in quicksand. Just like John Mullaney said, I always saw Quicksand to be a bigger...
Starting point is 00:14:50 Oh, no. It's not supposed to be a real thing. I didn't know that it was a real thing. But it's got to be a real thing. Just not here. 33-year-old hiker was rescued after spending hours trapped in knee-deep quicksand, Austin Dirk's, a Colorado,
Starting point is 00:15:07 became stuck during a 20-mile backpacking trip. There's your first problem. Yeah, I was going to say. 20-mile backpack. Where are you going? Where you got to go? We're doing. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:15:17 We're doing. I agree, donkey. If he was in Utah quicksand, is Nebraska okay? Is Nebraska fine? I didn't even think of that. And he's allowed to be there because it's like soaking. So he's just in the quicksane. He's just soaking, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:30 He's not moving. He's not doing anything. He said, I'm no stranger to getting my feet wet. and having to trudge through mud, so initially it didn't strike me as unusual. And then he couldn't move. So, because he couldn't move, people got concerned where is our guy? They sent drones up to look for him. Oh, thank God.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Said he was pretty tired and stuck and ready to get out. They had to use ladders, vehicle traction boards, and other things to pull him out. Holy cow. He said, when they finally pulled me free, my shoe almost tore off, but it held on. everything was safe, everybody's rescued all that, but you're by yourself, walk into the woods with a backpack, and your feet can't move no more, bud? Yeah, no, I don't, I'm stuck in quicksand.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Thankfully that that's a good option now for search and rescue is drones, because, man, that would have sucked. You're just there? Yeah. What, like this? Yeah. And then he said that his shoes almost came off. Could he have just taken them off?
Starting point is 00:16:33 But you didn't want to lose them? I don't want to lose these sick-ass shoes, bro. He's like, they're like, just lead the shoes. No, no, no, no, I'm not going to take my shoes off. No. No, pull me. We're going to rip your ankles off. Just cut the ponytail off. No!
Starting point is 00:16:53 It's just a bunch of screenshots of cigars. No, pass that. No, go, go, go, go. Listen, listen, listen. The weather sucks. But it'd be beautiful for lights on the lake if you're safe to drive tonight. That's true. You're going wicked slow. If you're going slow and careful and you feel comfortable driving in this, it would be a a beautiful night for Wegman's Lights on the Lake tonight and every night through the holidays.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Ah, awesome. Head to Lightsonelake.com for tickets and information. Yellow card. Ah, I thought it was Pantera. Ah, good morning, everybody. So, uh, figgy pudding, we were just asking what figgy pudding was. So bring me that figgy pudding. I thought it was like an actual pudding, but it's because it gets all soaked and brain.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Indy and then gets like a cream, hot cream poured onto it. Thanks, ma. Yeah, but you know what? There's like old-timey puddings are like that. Yeah. It's like a cake almost. Yeah, it's not really a pudding. Like, you'd think pudding, you think vanilla, a little tapioca, a little chocolate.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Yeah, these like big wet cakes or a thing. That's exact. That is the perfect definition of that. Big wet cake, right? Yep. I mean, it's... So bring me some figgy pudding. It doesn't sound.
Starting point is 00:18:19 sound good. No. But I like figs and I like raisins. I don't really know what currents are. Oh, I'm not sure what they're at it if I like those. No, they're like those little,
Starting point is 00:18:30 I don't know. Little spice balls? Yeah, those little things that like you stick into things. What am I, what goes into a current? What's a current? Oh,
Starting point is 00:18:36 are they, is it sweet? Or is it like has like a spice to it? I know my cowboy and Red Dead Redemption can pick them and then we put them into our meats and we can have a good meats. Currants are golden raisins. Oh,
Starting point is 00:18:47 then I might like that then. Okay, all right. I might like that then. Well, if your relationship is on rocky ground, today is the most popular day of the year to break up. Uh-oh. Right before Cornwall. December 11th is the most popular day of the year to break up with your partner,
Starting point is 00:19:06 boyfriends, girlfriends, girlfriends, non-binary, husbands, wives, I guess, whatever. Based on what? Boy, were you leaving me? You're breaking up with me? Aw, man. It's fine. I knew it was coming. The data they use is Facebook statistics. People changing their statuses today. From in a relationship to single.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Everybody skew it. And just for today, put that you're in a relationship just to skew the numbers. And then screw it up. Yep. Today is the most popular day for women to change their profile picture to just her and the kids. That, yeah, if that's not like the most. telltale sign that a couple is no longer together when they both just change their profile pictures to them with their kids.
Starting point is 00:19:55 When that cover photo is just you and the kids, no significant other. There we go, oh, okay. Okay. 15 years ago, researchers started using Facebook statistics to study when people are changing their statuses. Today is considered break up day. It's the most popular day to break up. A more recent study found that breaking up. up around the Christmas season is yes, like Lottie is saying in our chat,
Starting point is 00:20:21 to avoid having to buy him gifts. So you're like, I don't like this person. Why are we even in this relationship? Yeah, it's not smart, I guess, but I mean, it makes sense why, you know, people do it. I mean, it's not the best reason. I would also imagine, too, because they say in this study that conversations around the holidays are, like, you start to realize if your relationship is serious or not. Like say you started hook it up in the summer
Starting point is 00:20:49 And now it's like been a few months And you're like Do you want to come to my parents For Christmas? Like what? This is where it tends to get serious Oh, you want me to go to your parents for Christmas? I thought we were just
Starting point is 00:21:03 I thought we were just having fun Right? Yeah, oh geez No, I'll go to your parents Whose parents are I going to? Yeah, Cody will love it Parents love me. Do they?
Starting point is 00:21:12 Yeah, I'm a nice young man I wonder if parents like me I mean, I've had the same spouse's parents for 25 years at the point. They must like me. They live right there. Yeah. I don't parents love me.
Starting point is 00:21:25 I think I can put it on. I can be likable, right? People, I, the parents, he's a good boy. That Josh, he's a good boy. He's a good little soldier. He's a good little soldier. So, if you do get dumped today, you're not alone. A lot of people are getting dumped today.
Starting point is 00:21:44 And if you're not, and you are just starting. and you're going to keep that new relationship. For the love of God, don't buy, don't do the ring thing. Don't propose on Christmas, guys. Then it's a gift. Don't propose on Christmas. Christmas and Valentine's Day. Then they're gifts and you don't get them back.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Or you could do that rent a girlfriend for the holidays where you're like, you don't want your parents to ask you if you're going to be in a relationship. So you're like, yeah, this is my girlfriend. Ta-a-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. What's your name again? Tony. This is my girlfriend, Megan. We're in love.
Starting point is 00:22:21 So stop asking me about my relationships. That'd be a great idea if too many dudes wouldn't ruin it immediately. Like renting a girlfriend for situations and stuff. I mean, not, yeah, dude's go prostitutes. No, like an actual serious business. You rent a girlfriend, but then dudes would ruin it. How would we run we'd fall in love or we'd be creepy? Instantly.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Yeah. D all the above. Do all the above. Do whatever you want. Go out there and live your life. Have a good time. I don't want to click, click, boom, right now. It didn't, no, that's... Too dangerous out in this weather? You want me to click, click, boom, in this weather?
Starting point is 00:23:00 You were mishearing it. We actually were playing the KidsBop version. It was, Clean your room! Oh, okay, then you should clean your room. If you have a snow day, today'd be a good day to get caught up on your homework in your room. When you got a lot of dust in the stereo, clean your room! Is Kids' Bob still a thing? I don't know. I mean... Hold on. It's it got weird because they were doing like
Starting point is 00:23:22 They were doing like sexy songs, but as kids They were doing like WAP But like Yeah and they were like Wiggly armed pandas Sorry Miss Jackson Sorry I did not mean to make your daughter cry
Starting point is 00:23:38 Like oh what are you doing? There's some sod you don't have to do them all All right what are they super What do for thrift shop What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Starting point is 00:23:53 Is this pot of burgers? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? The kids' bottom is still very much a thing, by the way. Is it? Yeah. They don't sound of noise, right? It's like instruments. It's Uncle Music, saxophone. Really awesome. I'm so pumped about some clothes from the thrift shop.
Starting point is 00:24:32 They replaced Big Dong with hit song. Hit song. Really awesome. Ice on the fringe. It's so, so frosty. The people like, hey, the guy on the marquee. Rolling in super deep, heading to the mezzanine. Dress in all pinks at my gator shoes.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Those are grain. Draped in the leopard mink. Girl standing next to me. I should have watched this. Smells like my baseball cleats. Oh my gosh. Oh my God. Piss, but it was 99 cents.
Starting point is 00:25:04 That was really awesome. That was hilarious. Back in a copping and washing, about to go and get some compliments passing upon those mockers and someone else has been walking in. But me and grungy wear it, man, I am stunning and boston and saving my money. Katie says I loved playing kids' bop when I taught kindergarten to retrain the brains to the PG lyrics. That's a good idea. Yeah. It's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:25:27 That's a bargain, yeah I'm a take your grandma style I'm a take your grandma style No for real, ask your grandpa Can I have his hand be down Thank you for a lot A jumpsuit And somehow slippers
Starting point is 00:25:35 Chops of brown leather jacket That I found digging They had a broken keyboard I bought a broken keyboard I bought an old blanket Then I bought a kneeboard Hello, hello my ace man My fellow sister
Starting point is 00:25:46 Are you looking for a healthy alternative To watch a really I could take some Co-wings make them cool Sell those to save All right Kish Bob is still locked and loaded Banger Don't worry about it
Starting point is 00:25:54 Oh man $20 in my I get one. I'm a hunting. Looking for a cumma. This is really awesome. I mean, that was one of my coolest uncle flexes, by the way. When KidsBop played it.
Starting point is 00:26:07 What do we ever do that? Leon Fest. Remember we did that? Yep. Kids Bob played at Leon Fast, and I let my nieces and my kids in the front of the Barcage. That's baller right there, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Yeah, Uncle Josh will get you right up by the stage. Come here. Check this out. You want to get close up to Kids Pop? Come here. That's awesome. Get right up here on the stage. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:26:26 What's like their latest? thing. Does it give me current releases? Not that I would probably know any of whatever they are, but like, do they have a newest release? What's the newest? All right, this, okay, what came out this year? I don't know any of these new songs. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm sure, know any of them. I just was curious, like, was it this year? Did they 20, 25 it? Mystical, magical. I don't think I know any current music. What's great is that we don't worry about swears or anything, even though we don't know what they're gonna say. Like you do
Starting point is 00:26:59 Like you do And then you switch up with no warning And you hug me like you like me out Is this? Let me see what the original lyrics A mystical magical are Is this good? Does anybody know?
Starting point is 00:27:24 Is it close? Yeah, this isn't a dirty song. Nah, damn it, I only like it when them kids sing the dirty ones. It's that Benson Boone song, mystical. All right, anyway, so. Nobody's tuning in for kids. But it, hey, now. I'm enjoying it.
Starting point is 00:27:39 They might be without these kids, all the schools are closed. I'm enjoying it. Probably a bunch of kids listening right now. Normally, I just do whatever is in my mind to do on this show. But we had a meeting with Mr. Crabs yesterday. Now he's all in my head and everything I want to play and do. I'm like, is he going to critique this? Is he not going to like this?
Starting point is 00:27:53 I was saying it was the opposite. Really? Now full board, we do whatever we want. I've got the eyes. Work so far. Now it means we leaned right hard. No, it was like, why are you doing stories from like other states and stuff? and I can now I'm just in my head about everything.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Well, Kids Bob, they were here. They were local. Boom. They were local. I'm sure some kid from here sang on some kids' Bob album somewhere. Something somewhere, but not in my own damn head. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Do they a pair of the beautiful people? No. Oh, juggagoo-go-go-go-go-g-ha. What would he? I'm not going to keep talking kids' bob. The beautiful hand us. All right, let's talk foods. Ladies, if I can glaze my boy Coco a little bit, the dude can cook.
Starting point is 00:28:42 He knows how to make good foods. He made a bomb-ass Calzone last night. He makes great-looking chickens. Yeah, I'm pretty good at making foods. He's a good little chef. I like to make stuff. And he does this move where he'll like, you'll do like the cheese it coating, right? Yeah, I'll try different.
Starting point is 00:28:57 On chickens and stuff? I'll smash different crumblies to do different coatings. Because the cheese-it sit, Okay. It's the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl. Oh, okay. All right. They sponsor the Citrus Bowl.
Starting point is 00:29:11 There's there, guys. What's up, fellas? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, at the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl, they're going to have a cheese-it-crusted turkey leg. And it's like your exact style. Here, look at this. I don't know how they're doing that. Like, I don't know how they're breading a turkey leg with all those crushed-up cheese-its.
Starting point is 00:29:30 But you love turkey and you love, like, coating stuff. That's right up your style. I bet they'd be good. Cheez-Its would be a harder one because they're very light. So you would need the other things with it. You need some other stuff. Unless you just go crazy and crush up a ton of cheese-its and, you know, go from there. Like, we've done Cheez-It on, like, chicken breasts before.
Starting point is 00:29:50 And that's good. A little tandyth. Fans at the game can buy them starting in the second quarter for $25 each. Yeah, I mean, that's... They also posted the recipe on Cheez-It.com if you wanted to just make it at home. So, Action Network analyzed 100,000 food reviews from different sports venues all over the country. Can you guess what the most popular stadium food is? Oh, the way you say that, I feel like I should know.
Starting point is 00:30:18 It's obvious. Is it hot dogs? Hot dogs. Yeah, number one hot dogs. 18% of food sold at stadiums is hot dogs. I love this. The last few years, every year before a season starts, I like to Google. new NFL stadium foods for the year.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Baseball ones have great ones. Baseball stadiums do to go to food, yeah. The last like 10 years, this has been awesome, so I don't even know what they're going to come up with because of how crazy some of these stadiums have gotten with their food. Because it gets a pub, and it gets some, like, you know, people get interested in it. Although I cannot even fathom the price on some of these things.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Oh, they're astronomical. They're like, what, it's $65 for a pepperoni pizza. wrapped around another pepperon pizza. What's the big deal? No big deal. What's the big deal? I don't understand. My wife is really, my wife. My wife. She's been really into like visiting baseball stadiums. She's not a baseball fan. Yeah, but she likes on her. But they're so cool. Yeah, like for a summer trip, she likes to go to baseball stadiums.
Starting point is 00:31:18 They're very nice. Yeah. I like the atmosphere. I do too. Baseball stadiums are nice. Just to get some food and you're like outside and you're watching baseball. Yeah, I like theirs too. I like the outfield ones. They're very nice. So top stadium foods, hot dogs, followed by French fries, followed by nachos. Wait, French fries?
Starting point is 00:31:34 Fries. Oh, big one. Okay. I mean, like, when you get fries from a little area like that, for some reason when baseball is being played around French fries, makes them better. I don't know what it is from Little League all the way up. Same with you. I think that you like, Cody likes his food in an atmosphere.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Meaning you like French fries at Enchanter Forrests. Yeah. But you take them. those fries on in Chandra Forest. They're all right, they're fine. I've never brought them home, yeah. In the vibe of Chandra Forest. Yeah, I've never taken them with me.
Starting point is 00:32:10 You got him right there. What's your favorite stadium food? Because, yeah, we got, is this weekend bowl games? When the bowl games happen? No, it's the college. I'm not, there's, they start soon. I think next week during the week is when they get all crazy. But next Friday, after Festivist, you go home, you get your shopping, you do some
Starting point is 00:32:28 nap and that's when the playoffs start. It's going to be a good one. It's like 8 o'clock, I think. All right. So. Speaking of a Festivis, we will be at Lock One Distilling in Phoenix, New York. Next Friday morning at 6 a.m. for our big Festivist show.
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Starting point is 00:32:54 You can be in the... I'm not wearing underpants underneath my fancy outfit. Taking my hooters out for sure. Oh, wow. Yeah. This is 100. 7.91065. K Rock. 7 o'clock on Twitch is Cocoa Pops.
Starting point is 00:33:07 The show Too Dangerous for radio. You're going to be snowed in a little bit. Come on. Over to Twitch and join us tonight. You got to do that thing where my, my coals, my buddy's going to show you his Christmas village. And you, you smile and you like you. You be nice.
Starting point is 00:33:24 You pay attention. Are you going to show your Christmas Village tonight? Oh, it's right next to. Yay. Oh, I'll show it. I'll show it. Tonight show brought to you as always by our friends at East Coast. Most Emeralds, Joe's, buds, and sweetgrass.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Do you have that other camera here? The one that you use of your moms? Yeah. You can take that while you want to do that so you can be mobile and show around. It might be easier so people could see. You can take it. Just charge it up. Give it the charge.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I don't know. I don't know what's going on with this Michigan coach. It's 39-year-old. That whole university for the past couple years. How long has he been the head coach? Two years. they had, they won the national title with Harbaugh, and then all of the things came out.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Remember, they had the cheating scandal with the guy up in the other coach in the stands, like watching other teams, practices and games and stuff like that. And then before the Ish could hit the fan, like Harbaal leaves, and then that guy got suspended for things. Okay. Or maybe were not his fault. And now he has gotten fired.
Starting point is 00:34:28 but then after he got fired, he was arrested yesterday. Michigan found credible evidence that Moore, who was married with three daughters, engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member. And gave her a baby. And gave her a butt a baby in her butt. Yeah. The team finished 17.
Starting point is 00:34:49 I don't remember, the team finished. Yes. Well, hold on. Now, what did they finish in two years? Well, then there's two-year term. What was it? 17 and... Now, the team did finish 17 and 8.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Okay, not know. You gotta go. But more importantly, how do it against Ohio State? More held a conference on Monday to discuss the latest recruiting class. And instead. They're talking, dude, this article is mostly about his football career. Like, there's an assault that happened, and I have to scroll through when Jim Harbaugh returned to the NFL in January 2004. Jesus Christ news, I don't care about his football accomplishments.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I want to know about this. No, I see what the problem is, is if they were, they're doing that because they're showing you how stressed he is. That's why he's got to get another lady pregnant while already married with babies. Moore was involved in an alleged to assault yesterday shortly after 4 p.m. According to authorities, and then he was fired at 4.43 p.m. Sorry. At this time, the investigation is ongoing. Given the nature of the allegations, they need to maintain the integrity of the investigation.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Like, I'm literally trying to learn about this. There's a bunch of stuff I read now. I mean, there's... What do you know? Like, there's a bunch. But right now, like, what in Twitch is saying, that's what I read. I have no idea. But as soon as that got out, he went to that person's apartment and was like, time to kill everybody.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Because as I understand it from this article, they're telling me that Michigan's offense are some of the most efficient in the country. They are. Thank God for that. Well, there's a lady. Moore was viewed as an adept recruiter through the signing of the nation's sixth ranked class in 2025. During his tenure, Moore became ensnared in multiple scandals. Okay. But don't worry about that.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Football. But don't know about that, but listen to football, guys. But he gets kids that are so fast. Oh, man. They've named this, what's his name? Biff Pogi is his name? Wolverines have named Biff Pogie? Biff Pogie.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Acting head coach. All right. Wow. Anyway, so, I mean. So he got a woman pregnant, a staffer pregnant, gave her a raise, it says. Yes. And then when he found out the news was leaked,
Starting point is 00:37:03 he went to her place with a knife and threatened off himself. Is that what it says? And I'm sure them too. Okay. I'm sure it would be a whole ordeal. But yeah, man, um,
Starting point is 00:37:12 that sucks. Well, with the transfer portal set to open on January 2nd, the current Michigan players will also have a 15-day window to enter the portal, Cody. That's what I was just going to say.
Starting point is 00:37:23 That sucks. Because the, uh, the transfer portal right around the corner, guys. Opens up here. very soon. What a stupid article. And you're going to have Biff Porgy leading the charge? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:36 What a stupid article? What did they go in two years again? 17 and 8, but I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he threatened to kill a lady and he cheated on his whole family, but listen to his career. Sounds like he went four for four. Oh, he did. Get a job. Go to work.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Get a job. Especially today with these Kids with their snowstorm. Back in my day, I had to walk to school in there. And you didn't. And if you didn't have school, what you didn't have is to have to go to do remote learning like these poor kids get made to do. So all you boomers just quiet are else we're going to have to go back in time
Starting point is 00:38:23 and they're going to make us do school while we're not at school. You got to do school. I don't think anybody says remote learning on here. Oh, I don't know. But some of them do. Yeah, you're right. Some of them do. or 2000.
Starting point is 00:38:34 I just assumed that's what they had to do nowadays. Go to work. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with our internet guys. I'm sorry if you're trying to stream us on Twitch. It seems like... We ain't got too many bars. We ain't got too many connections. The internet seems to be tricky today.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Oh, now it's up. Yeah. It went online, offline. Online, offline. I'm not going to mess with it here. This internet's like a freaking Britney Spears. Oops, I did it again. Oh.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I'll fix that here. Oh. I'll fix that here. All right, here's what I'm going to do. I've got to do a thing. So I'm going to pay some bills here quick. Roll in the top of the hour. I'll come back.
Starting point is 00:39:13 I'll get this warning. An error which has caused desktop to close. All right. Listen, it's the snow. We'll go make some snow angels. We'll go make some snow angels and come right back and tell you about a guy who's abducted by aliens. I wish we had one of those screens put up on Twitch, but there's no radio. Technical difficulties.
Starting point is 00:39:33 It's like a picture of a puppy, like, pulling out the electrical cord. And it might be annoying and obnoxious and cumbersome for all this snow, but it is pretty. Yeah. If you got to, if you got to. At least it's the holidays. At least it's the holiday season. You can look out. The flakes are flying.
Starting point is 00:39:52 You can put on a Christmas movie. I mean, it's terrifying while we're going up and down hills. Sure, terrifying to driving. Wegman's lights on the lake tonight and every night through the holidays. And really, everyone's favorite holiday tradition is next Friday. Friday's Fest of his show. Yes. We'll be a lock one distilling in Phoenix, New York at 6 a.m.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Bright and early on the 19th. The biggest show we... No, my. Well, the biggest show of the year. The biggest show we do, I was going to go over the door and yell that, but I was only eight. Please, uh, tune in. We will be streaming live on Twitch, but if you want to be in the audience, I got some spots left.
Starting point is 00:40:29 It's a closed party. Hey. So you got to get on my VIP list. I'll be up in the text liner, uh, DME and social. comedias. And I know it's at lock one, but if there are any other, you know, local businesses that want to get involved, you can reach out to Josh or myself. Yeah, hit us up. We got, we can give away prizes. We got all kinds of sponsorship opportunities. You can reach out to one of us. That's Josh or Cody. I love it. You're getting to play us all day.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Oh, I love it. Vince is cooking on them keys, but Charlie Brown Christmas is, is a banger of an album. Vince is cooking on them keys. He's a trio. Just him three times. What are I'm looking. Oh. It's Taylor Swift, but she got boobs out for some reason. It was a weird, yeah. 36-year-old man, stole a BMW, okay? Nice.
Starting point is 00:41:15 It's going to happen. It shouldn't happen. It's illegal. Don't be stealing cars, please. Oh. Steels a BMW. Crash is the BMW. I guess he was traveling at 130 miles an hour at one point.
Starting point is 00:41:26 I don't, when you hear that stuff, man. That's so fast. I don't, I don't know how people are doing that while, like, driving. I don't know, like there's no thought of like self-preservation. I get it, you're a criminal. Like you stole a car, but you don't want to die, do you? Because, I mean, they're going through like, it's not just like straightaway highways. No, they're going on.
Starting point is 00:41:48 They're turning. Yeah. I just can't, I can't imagine. No one, the fastest I ever went. I can't imagine doing faster than that ripping through city streets and stuff. People do. How fast? We didn't get going too fast at that driving course, did.
Starting point is 00:42:04 but we were going to turns. He wouldn't let you go fast. I wasn't allowed to because I didn't turn properly according to him. Pth, life of Cody. But he's not guilty, Cody. It wasn't him. He was minded his own business. He was teleported by aliens into the BMW.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Oh. He had nothing to do with this. Now I get it. That makes sense. He turns 30 miles an hour and I swear to God. Watch his vote. Fire experience or something. Where did you get the car from?
Starting point is 00:42:38 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Did you come from Bicentino Park? I don't know. He stole the car. You got, you saved me from the aliens.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Can I God, you're here. Yo. Yo. What? That's, let's just say. Yeah. How crazy would it be if he was being dead serious? Right.
Starting point is 00:43:02 We just thought he was not. But like, just how great, like, he's real. He's for, he's being dead serious. Like, we can't, I know this is going to sound like a crazy thing to say. We're just having fun. We can't prove he wasn't teleported by aliens. Right? That's on the prosecution.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Yeah, you have to prove that it didn't. You. I don't have to prove that I was. You got to prove. Yeah, you got to prove that I wasn't abducted by aliens. It is, yeah, yeah, Java's right. It is a beamer. Beamer, he was beamed into it. Duh.
Starting point is 00:43:36 All right, so. And right, straight to Joe. Guy was walking his dog at Bicentennial Park where he, now this is stupid. I don't know why anybody, I don't know why anybody does this. And then he ends up in a car? No, no, no, different guy. And the dog is driving the car? Jesus Christ. No, the guy who had his BMW stolen
Starting point is 00:43:52 was just walking his park at Bicentennial Park. He was walking his dog at Bicentennial Park. Gotcha. But he put his keys just in the cup holder and went out. Like, I go to the gas station every morning. There's always people to leave their car running and they go on the gas station. Yeah, unless you can, you know, lock it and all that other stuff, man. You got to be careful.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Like, I'm not blaming the victims here. Like, obviously, your car shouldn't be stolen, but also, but use some common sense. Depending on where. What? What happened? That was. What I just missed? So close to Rick Carries car.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Oh, my. Did that car almost wipe out? What happened? Tell me what happened. It slid, like, right. I don't know if you could see where it came to. It was like a foot. He shouldn't part there, man.
Starting point is 00:44:41 He should not park right there. Sorry, my heart's just beating so fast. All right. Anyways. But yeah, depending on where you are, Central Park, you know what he said? Oh, by Sentencing Park. It's in Florida, so. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Just a random park. Oh, Central Park. I was like, are you crazy? But it's like, so then, yes, he gets his BMW stolen. Calvin Johnson was the one you heard talking, said he was teleported. He didn't steal it. He was teleported into it.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Yeah. I was going to go to jail for a little bit. Yeah, he's sorry, I'm on there real quick. Go to jail real fast. Do a little jailing. But to Cody's point, we don't know that he wasn't. I'm just saying we'd have no evidence that he wasn't. Okay. He seems real upset. Seems trustworthy to me.
Starting point is 00:45:23 He said it. He said it. Listen to him. He said it. I got to say, I didn't, I should have had this queued up for when I came back. Playing Charlie Brown Christmas. because I'm reading this article about Charlie Brown Christmas. Okay. So, you know, Charles Schultz, billionaire. Billionaire, and he refused to let him have a laugh track.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I guess initially the, is it a special, a movie, what do I call it? Special. It's a special, Charlie Brown Christmas. Yeah. debuted 60 years ago today. Wow. 60 years ago today, watched by 15 million people. Okay?
Starting point is 00:46:05 I love it. had a budget of $76,000, which seems like a lot, I mean, from back then it had to be a lot of money, right? Yeah, right then. He had six months to make it. Coca-Cola and CBS teamed up. Coca-Cola did it? That's weird. I would have- Did they sponsor it? I don't know. I would have thought you said like a church or something. Jesus and CBS partnered up to make a children special. they were going to add a laugh track. Charles Schultz said absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Interesting. I wonder what Charles Schultz was like to work with. I don't know. Oh yeah, that's weird. If he was like, no. Do not. I don't think so. No laugh tracks in my cartoons.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Do not touch it. Snoopy's voice is just a human voice sped up saying nonsense. Yep. Okay. Which makes sense. I didn't know that, but that's kind of funny. Now that you like when you hear Snoopy's voice in your head, That makes sense?
Starting point is 00:47:03 Get this. Didn't have a lot of things back then. Charles Schultz was not a fan of Vince Goraldi. He did not like the sound. But he felt like it fit, so he put his personal beliefs. He didn't like jazz. He didn't like the sound of the piano. Wow.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Think of that movie without Vince Goraldi, bud? I don't like jazz either. Nobody likes jazz. Other than that one guy that puts on that festival every year. Charlie Brown's head was extremely difficult to animate because of its shape. Mine too. Aw. I have round Charlie Brownhead. Snoopy was the easiest.
Starting point is 00:47:36 It was the end of aluminum trees. I never have seen an aluminum Christmas tree. Me either. But I guess this was the point where people were like, I want real trees. So they shifted to real Christmas trees. That's cool. I like that they said that Charles Schultz probably didn't want to laugh track. And then it's like, well, it needs to be real. But he's got Snoopy wearing scarf. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a little woodstock bird.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Right. I was about seven years old and I didn't really know how to read that well. And you would feed me the lines and I would do it word for word. This is Peter Robbins who was the voice of Charlie Brown. And you have a little Latino flavor to you. And he imitated even that. Bill Melendez was the producer. He would read him the lines.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Peter Robbins. That's pretty funny. And because he's Melendez, he had like a Latino accent. Charlie Brown was starting to say a little Latino. Wicked funny. We're back. I remember when I went into audition. I was seven years old, but even at seven, I did still suck my thumb, and I did have a blanket, and I did use that.
Starting point is 00:48:40 That's Chris Shea who played Linus, and you really sucked his thumb. Both Bill and Lee both said, well, that's Linus. I was picked as Lucy. That's Lucy. Because I was told I had a crappy voice. I'm not really sure if I liked that or not. No, no, no. Listen, all of you.
Starting point is 00:48:58 You've got to take direction. You've got to have discipline. You've got to have respect for your director. Yeah, that's a good Lucy. She's a good fit for Lucy. Yep. I love that scene. I guess CBS executives didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Aw. The executives don't really know it's good most of the time. They never know. The two network executives who looked at it really didn't like the show. They thought it was too slow. They thought that the music didn't work. They thought the animation was too simple. And I really believe if it hadn't been scheduled for the following week,
Starting point is 00:49:28 there's no way they were going to broadcast. that show. Because they only, they finish it 10 days before it was ready to air. So by the time the executive saw, they're like, nothing else they could do.
Starting point is 00:49:36 We've already been promoting it. That's pretty funny. It was watched by 45% of TV viewers that night. That's crazy. Number two in the weekly ratings, it lost to Bonanza. Oh, Bananza!
Starting point is 00:49:49 As a guy, two guys who went to broadcasting college, the freaking whole Bonanza had on everything. Yeah. Like every record, they're like, yeah, it was most watched. Not like Bananza.
Starting point is 00:49:59 The Bonanza finale, however. Yeah, like what? I guess because, like, you always say there was nothing else. That was it. It was news or bonanza. So you put bananas on. Yep, here you go. It debuted today 60 years ago.
Starting point is 00:50:14 I guess the kids who sang in the song never got paid. They were from St. Paul's Episcopal Church in California. Okay. They were taken to a recording. did this. Oh, it's a good opportunity for him. It's a good opportunity for them. They were later given ice cream.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Hell yeah. Cody works for ice cream too, though. I have to do voice stuff here all the time. No one gives me ice cream for it. He's giving me a piece of paper and go, here, can you do this? We're paying you an exposure. Well, Mr. Bossman, Alex, guess what I now require. We are paying you an exposure.
Starting point is 00:51:04 It's a good opportunity. Yes. But yes, Alex, we do demand. a container of cookie dough. I would like cookie dough. What would you like? It can be varied from time to time. I won't be picky.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Okay. Maybe a Neapolitan. Unless requested, I get a Sherbert. All hell breaks loose. Unless requested. Are we clear? Are we clear? That's the caveat.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Does not want Sherbert unless Sherbert is requested. I'm not a good negotiator. Thank you. Nah, we're not going to do. He came out on stage with your favorite guy, Ronnie Racki, A song. I saw that. I guess they got a song.
Starting point is 00:51:50 We might start playing it here. I don't know, but they do a song and duet together those two. Yeah, it's good that I guess he's not all messed up anymore. That's good for him. But, I mean, didn't things come out against him? I thought he had. I thought he was one of the me-toos. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Like, it's not supposed to just be, oh, yeah, now they all have to lay low for a few years. And then they can come back and do the things. Like it was, like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what he did. I feel like it was more than just boozing and drugs. I think he was like... Time doesn't mean just because a couple of years passed and you're sober doesn't mean you didn't sexually assault or abuse some, but...
Starting point is 00:52:31 Allegedly, in case he's listening. Oh, Malin Manson, the legal battle. I don't know, that lady said it, not me. I'm just repeating what she said in a public area. So what I heard. So the most dangerous states, to be traveling in for the holidays. We didn't make the list, surprisingly.
Starting point is 00:52:51 But Vermont did because of the Vermont triangle. There it is. No, Vermont ranks number one because of driving conditions, really. They said the 10 most dangerous Christmas states, all these are pretty much snow-related, it looks like. Yeah. I believe that. I'm looking outside of my window here in the studio,
Starting point is 00:53:12 and I would say, yeah, pretty gnarly. New study ranked the most dangerous. states to be in for Christmas. Number one is Vermont. Now, number two. So number one is Vermont because of the most driving accidents are going to happen around that, like per capita around the holiday season? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Number two is because a lot of people on the road are hammered apparently in Wisconsin. Wisconsin is the top drinking and driving state. I like to have a couple beers for you. I got on a road. Just having a road soda. Got to have a road beer, bro. Mm-hmm. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Oregon, a lot of car crashes out there. Geez, everyone's a little to be careful. North Dakota. Dangerous, not only because of the weather, potentially. Fires, high crime, and drinking. Okay. Yeah, a lot of those more, like, desolate areas like that. That seems to be the issue when you get all that weather and you can't do anything
Starting point is 00:54:09 and there's nothing going on and they all kind of just drink. The safest states you can be in the holiday season? I don't know. Not a state that I have any desire to go to. It's going to be somewhere that's like nice and warmer. No. No? No? Oh.
Starting point is 00:54:25 I mean, it's warm. Like a Louisiana? Mississippi. Oh, okay. Mississippi. And then Utah. Utah? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Because no one's drinking. Utah. That you know of. Nobody's hammered on the roads out there. Happy Thursday. You know what that means. A Christmasy cocoa. Popps today at 7 o'clock on our Twitch.tv slash K-Roc C&Y channel.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The show too dangerous for radio. Let's give some shout out to our partners who make it all possible. Let's start with East Coast Emeralds right there in North Syracuse behind the Daily Niner. Get yourself an omelet and then go get a tobacco water pipe. Excessary. Joe's Bud's over there in Onondaga Boulevard, 4658 Anadaga Boulevard, right there behind a little.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Go get yourself a smoked chicken and then I smoked something else. And then I don't know how you're going to do sweetgrass. I don't know what food things are near sweet grass. They have the gas station right there. That's where I was going. I was saying fill up your tank with some gas and then go get something straight gas. Straight gas. Good job.
Starting point is 00:55:35 They got two locations, 123 Cayuga Street in Union Springs and 126 East Bear Street in Seneca Falls. Yeah, it's going to be a good day to do that. Just hunker down. If you can, yeah. Yep. We're going to play our games and get out of here as quick as we can before this band ramps back up. Even if you're at your office, just say that you got, you got sprayed by a skunk. Don't come to my office.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I'm busy. I'm in a meeting. I got sprayed by a skunk, so it's going to be bad in here. Ace asking a question. Coco, do you recommend gummies and snowblowing? Listen, that's, you be careful because it's a snowblower. True, yeah. But I loved getting a little toasty and then doing snow stuff.
Starting point is 00:56:21 For legal reasons, do not operate heavy equipment while being high. Yeah, you got to know your... His personal experience was enjoyable. You got to know your limits. He's at his limit. A person that's like, oh, man, then... Good call. Very responsible.
Starting point is 00:56:38 But I loved it because I was like, all right, we're going to get this driveway so cleared out right now. Ace, can I recommend my favorite thing, which is gummies and then laying on the couch? That's my favorite thing. Yes. This is, we should have done this earlier when we were playing KidsBop. I guess HBO Max has a new documentary coming out called Happy and You Know It. It's coming out on Christmas Day. It's either going to be a horror documentary or it's something for kids.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Oh, you just said, Kids Bob. Well, it's about annoying kids music. Like The Wiggles, Baby Shark. Oh, a ring and ding, ding, ding banana phone. I find a lot of kids songs repetitive and annoying. Dumb down. Makes me want to blow my brands out. The peak of my creativity was my original Baby Shark.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Baby Shark dude. So that guy, who you just heard. Oh, Jonathan Wright, he worked by Johnny Only. This is the guy, huh? Yes, but no. Oh. He wrote Baby Shark, but. But Pink Frog released the baby shark, you know.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Yes. He sued them, lost his case, doesn't get any of the baby shark money. What? How? What judge or jury goes, I know the guy wrote it, but they're using it? The judge claimed it wasn't the same. You want to hear his? I just heard.
Starting point is 00:58:02 No, that was the one you're familiar with. Oh, okay. Here's the Johnny only baby shark. Let's listen. I haven't ever heard this. Oh, by the way. Baby Shark do, do, do, do, do. It's the same.
Starting point is 00:58:22 It's the same. Too, too, too, too, baby shark. Mama Shark, dude. It's the same, dude. You got ripped off. How, like, come on, man. How do you not get awarded that? And then people wonder why nobody has any faith in the justice system.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Because you hear that. It's the song, dude. Because what, you know, there was some weird mental gymnastics BS that some lawyer was like, technically, hear how he says. Do do do do do we go do do do do do Original baby shark Baby shark do do do do baby shark all of a sudden Pink Fong was the baby shark standard
Starting point is 00:59:05 And I was like, you know what? I quit That sucks for this guy. Now I'm mad about it. Yeah That dude wrote Baby Shark and he didn't get paid on that? That's unreal. I don't blame I would quit too, man. Screw it.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Yeah, see, different. Yeah, different. Yeah, different. Oh, they're so different. Yeah. They're playing in the pool and that one. And the other one, they're already underwater. They're already underwater.
Starting point is 00:59:41 I can't find wine. Like, what, yeah, I would like to just, what was the reason? There had to have been, like, when he said and the judge and I rule, like, what did he say? I would love to hear the exact words that he used. to try to... Oh, I see. So Pinkfong is South Korean.
Starting point is 01:00:06 So the... Okay. South Korea's Supreme Court ruled his version didn't sufficiently alter the original
Starting point is 01:00:16 public domain folk song to warrant new copyright. So what's the public domain baby shark? Oh my God. Now I'm in a baby shark public domain. So he didn't.
Starting point is 01:00:29 So he didn't write baby shark. Is he just singing Baby Shark? Very confusing. Let's listen to this. No, you must have heard of this song Baby Shark once or twice, at least. And the success of this song is attributed not only to it being super catchy, but also because it's based on a familiar campfire song that's been sung by kids in North America for many, many years. Oh.
Starting point is 01:00:54 I have never heard Baby Shark as like a campfire song. No, I never heard anything. This is prompted an American children's music performer to sue the South Korean Education Entertainment brand behind the song for copyright violation. Kimmel-Sutton tells us more. I don't need to keep hearing this. I guess the story is that there was a campfire version of it?
Starting point is 01:01:20 I want to hear that. Yeah, what's the... Let's see, maybe AI. Campfire baby shark. No, the only thing that's going to come up is I mean, I can get, oh, I can get a 2008 YMCA. Let's see if these kids are performing it. What?
Starting point is 01:01:46 All right, hold on, they're not singing yet. So this, that's something that everyone knows. You know what? Now I'm so confused. Now I'm so confused. I guess this is like a campfire song that he then did. So he wrote that adaptation. He didn't know.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Because he's kind of doing the campfire version of it. He wrote his little thing with the pool and everything. Yeah. And then Pinkfong took it. And they saw it. And we're like ours now. I have spent way too much time thinking about Baby Shark this morning. The information you need to know, weather on the five.
Starting point is 01:02:30 100.9.1065. Okay. They got Boo Radley head coach. That's good. Good morning. This is Kay Rock tomorrow. What? What?
Starting point is 01:02:41 So you're saying they got Boo Rodley to scout. Ah, they do got Boo Radley to scout. That's a smart book joke. Right? Uh-huh. Andy tied it into football. Try to keep up. I mean.
Starting point is 01:02:52 I'm brilliant to this show. Oh, you're going to dance. Folks tomorrow, we'll be up in Oswego. God willing, you know, roads are still open tomorrow. Are you sure we're not there now? We could be. It looks like it outside of the studio window. Very Oswega County-esque out here.
Starting point is 01:03:05 No, our Oswego people saying the wind is real gnarly up there right now. That's what used to get classes canceled at Oswego. There was nothing to do with the amount of snow. They'd be like, good luck. Have fun with the snow. The walk between buildings. The wind. I saw that little girl get picked up.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Yep. Woman, 19, whatever. Then thrown into a construction fence. She broke her arm. They used to show those photos. They were real photos of them putting the ropes between the buildings and students would hold on to the ropes. Yep, it was over in that, the old campus little between a couple little spots.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Mm-hmm. We'll be there up at Stewart's right there on Utica Street coming up tomorrow from three to five for their holiday match campaign. So I'll get a good belly base of some food at Stewart's and then I'll get home by 7 o'clock for a house party because it's going to be snowy and cold tomorrow. Let's have a house party. Let's hang out, have a good time. How does that sound good? I like it. You should do a bit goal in every certain order gets to.
Starting point is 01:03:59 You eat some meatballs. Oh, you want to eat some meatballs? Anybody want to eat some meatballs? Just see some meatballs. We'll be there tomorrow from three to five. Come stop by and see us. Thank you, stewards. Are having us.
Starting point is 01:04:13 And, of course, your holiday match campaign. It's always great. They've raised millions and donated it all back to our local non-for-profits. Amen. I don't normally talk about jelly roll, but I don't know what it means to be invited to become a member of the Grand Ole Opry. I've been to the Grand Ole Opry. what it means. Sometimes when you're jailing drugs and be fat man,
Starting point is 01:04:36 and he gets there wherever you are. This is him. He was on Rogan, I guess, and his buddy invited him. Here's the clip. And who would have ever dreamed back then that I'd be back at the Opry house today to say, Jelly Roll? You're officially invited to become a member of the Grand Ole Opry. It's an honor to say, welcome to the family, brother.
Starting point is 01:04:53 He's crying now. He wanted to play that for you when you're here. A hook. Yeah, for sure. I don't know what that means, but somebody can explain it to me. Do you become a member of the Grand Ole Opry? That means you can play there then? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:07 Because Shindown just played there, and that was really cool. So they're a member of the Grand Ole Opry? I guess so. I've been there. It's a cool little area. Good for him. It's just, I'm so jelly rolled out. I'm old jelly rolled out.
Starting point is 01:05:21 It's hard for me to get excited for anything. I can't even be like, oh, good for you because I fell back in my head. I'm like, great. Cry about another thing. It's like, he's happy, jerk. I know, I know. But I just, I'm so. I'm so over it.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Seriously, but what does it mean to become a member? Like, I know they perform at the Riemannibal Opry is like the longest running radio show of all time. Like the musicians go and play there. Okay. If you go to the theater they do it at now, there's a circle on the stage of the original Granol Opry stage where the lead singer will stand. So it's really cool. Okay. Shine Down just played there.
Starting point is 01:05:54 So that's really cool. It's a cool honor. I just don't know what it means to become a member of the Grand Ole Opry. All right. All right. You stood on the circle at the Opry. Susan stood on the circle Even I haven't done that, Susan.
Starting point is 01:06:04 That's very cool. I mean, you're not Susan. Radio World, we will hand you off to the 90s at 9. And Twitch, we're going to play a little video games. We'll do some shoot at heel basketball. I'll put a bet up for you, gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You're probably slipping and sliding today, aren't you? Yep.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Get that four-wheel drive over Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. Fish tail right into his parking lot. 90s at 9 kicks off with some dead-eyed dick.

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