The Show - THREENIS

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

An absolute banger ending of the Knicks game last night & Josh has sports fomo. Do we need a ‘Home Improvement’ reboot? Seems like only Tim Allen wants one. A fella with three penis’ donates his body to science. Plus, Cody spends the day at Enchanted Forest & so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. It gets it, fires up a grave. Forget that sports fomo you talk about, but I got it for that.

Did you stay up for it? Oh, yeah. I wish I did. Yep. It's the NBA. Everybody makes a run, and the Knicks had never made their run. And I just was like, that's how the NBA works. Wow, man.

Just kept waiting for it, and then they did it. And I was like, I'm not going to bed at NBA. Everybody makes a run. 29. 29 points. And that's, I mean, yes, that's obviously, like I said, the biggest one. But in the NBA, it doesn't matter. Wow, man.

That's also one of the, when people talk about, it'll play any defense. That right there is a prime example of why, you know, the breakdown of NBA defense is why they don't like it because of stuff like that can happen. Lottie said, I went to bed because I thought it was over. Your mom in chat says, I'm going to be so mad if I wake up and find out the Knicks come back.

Yeah. Nope. Yep. Yep, they did. I just, it's worth a half an hour. Or whatever. For me. I was in bed by 915 because I'm just like, they didn't start out very good.

And then like, Lottie is saying, I'm like, ah, man, Spurs are going to win two in New York. Wow. Well, that's usually the NBA finals, man. It's some of the best basketball. It's usually what happens is it goes back and forth unless there's like a discrepancy between one team that's so big. That's why the first, the start was crazy where it was 2-0. Yeah. Because the teams aren't so, you know, like a big gap.

Yeah. But that's, I would say that's it. You think that's it? That's it. Ooh. That's after a 30, 30 point meltdown, I wouldn't even be surprised if the Knicks blew them out. Obviously, plenty of scumbags had to trash the city last night.

I see the videos coming out. That's the other problem is that, not, you'll just say Knicks fans. Nick's fans are douchebags. Yeah. The, kind of the media is forgetting a little about all. all year long and any other time at all. It's usually what Nix fans do.

It all happens much earlier. Yeah. So there's a couple. Now they're just paying attention. The media is just paying attention to Nix fans now. There's a couple bad apples that usually ruin it for you guys. I know. Not all of us are that, but there are plenty of scumbags.

That's the problem is that there are a bunch that are. Smashing city bikes last night and all that. For no reason. That's what I'm saying about if they lose. Yeah. That was a game. win in the biggest comeback ever and they did that. So either way, if they win or they lose this.

That's why us upstanding Nick's fans need to make a better example. Yes. We need to do more charitable work. Get down there. Start greasing the polls and help the city now. That's what I should. I should go down to the city. Be like, fellas, fellas.

Whoa. Whoa. This is not a good look. This isn't how we need to look. Punched in face. Yeah. Immediately. Gentlemen. Now all smashed in the face.

Wearing Nick's gear. Excuse me, fellas. Flips of your car. Glass bottle into my nose. Yeah. No, that's, that's, but in Nick's fans' defense, it's like this everywhere. It's so weird how sports fans. Yeah, Philly fans go nuts.

Everybody's going nuts. Yeah, I don't get the sports fans needs to riot. Especially when they win. Yeah, that's why. You won. You had a good night. It's very confusing. Yeah, cities just have doofuses in it that want to cause havoc.

Not all of us. gentlemen. Whoa. Let's all get along. Face broken with a brick. Sir. Men are so emotional, sister. Right. The bold and the brash. Guys, guys. Think of the friends we made along the way, boot to the nose. Over things that we have no contuade, we did nothing.

Nothing to do with. We weren't out there. Many of those fellows weren't even in the garden at all. The worst basketball players in the world. The fans. Yeah. Some. Yeah. And are out there. The least athletic humans in the city are out there celebrating the win.

Flopping around out on the streets like they. Yeah. They're Mikey Jordans. So we are live on a Thursday. Tonight, of course, Coco Puffs will get in all of that. I believe our friends from Twisted Mayhem Gaming are going to stop by. See what kind of packs we've cracked. We'll crack a pack with them.

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Oh, yeah, because it is Pride Night? week. I mean, the parades this weekend. All right, cool. It's going to be super gay. Look at all your feathers. Oh, my God. Oh. So Tim Allen

is dead set on doing a home improvement revival? Just for the little of a second. Why? I don't even, like, my brain didn't have time to process it. Just the way I was like, Zalui always tells he's dead? Rest and peace.

Tim Mild is dead. Tim Mild is dead. No more Tim Allen is alive and well No more power Power power Okay gotcha Gotcha

Um Tim Allen is dead set of doing a home improvement revival But he's dead set up doing it a certain way And it's not going to work Now first of all Let's start with the question Do we want a home improvement revival? If you go back and watch them when they're on

They hold up Okay Yeah The special ones If you will I don't like Just regular episodes or because they were just on

and it was some of those ones with like is it his brother and his family and it's real weather it's weird and they have issues and like one's an alcoholic right like one's with a brother and alcoholic yeah but

the good one like a Halloween episode but like that yes but why what's he does he need another platform to tell us how great white people are it's funny that you say that because I watch a lot of family matters Somebody in our chat last night was asking me a bunch of 90s questions.

And I still watch a lot of family matters. But I must have aged out at some point because the ending, the last two seasons are really weird. Yeah. Like Steve Urkel gets a time machine, I think, in one of them. Oh, and he gets to be Stefan Rakel. Yeah, but so like Stefan exists in the same universe. They're like, all right, we got to make it so he can bang Laura,

but we can't make it so Steve Urkel does it. Because it'd be too weird. Because I must have just been like, because I would have been at high school probably by the end of this thing. So maybe I wasn't watching as much family matters. No, because now I remember. What are these episodes? Now I remember being like 11, 10, something like that. And watching that mean like, what is this?

Like Carl is mad that his wife got a job in one of them and he's not going to be the most, he's not going to make the most money in the house anymore. They start having weird dream episodes. Yeah, there were some strange ones. Even full house was like, yo, put Michelle in a coma. Yeah, I think they run out of ideas after a while. Should we kill her off? Like, what?

It's a family show. Kids and kids cancer. So back to home improvement. Tim Allen wants to do a home improvement revival. But he has a lot of issues. First of all, Wilson's no longer with us, and I can't watch home improvement without Wilson. Yeah, they'd immediately figure that out. Oral Hindman.

They would do something. Like his daughter lives there now or something. Yeah, but his son or his daughter or something. And she's wise or whatever. And it's the same deal, but maybe somehow a little different. Yeah. Like there's a hole in the fence and she puts her eye through it all the time. Okay, yep, good one.

Good one. Thank you, Scott. A, wake and bake and bake. Also, Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Taryn, Noon Smith, don't act. They don't want to act. No. Tim wants the show to be, him as the grandpa. His three boys have kids.

and they come over to the house. That would have been great 20 years ago. Because the show stopped 30. Zachary Ty Bryan is currently in prison. That's what I was going to say. Doesn't he have some real issues? He would really love the, because he is. He would need this, but he's currently in jail.

He probably just does a lot of them all like, hey, I was on too a time. Hey, yeah. So, Tim says, quote, there's some personality problems right now with the boys. They've got their own issues, a little challenging right now to put it mildly. It's not a challenge. One's in prison. Two don't want to do it. it. That's all the boys.

Patricia Richardson, I don't think smokeshow. Doesn't want to either. She I don't, maybe, because she would pop up on his other show sometimes. Yeah, she's very grumpy in him. Is she? Yeah. Why is she grumpy? I don't know. I don't know. You're not going to recapture the home improvement lightning in a bottle that was the mid-90s. You're just not. No, because again, it's just going to be

his other two shows. His other two shows. Last man standing and what, the car one or whatever? Whatever that car one is. It's just to be a way for him to have his little platform and criticize everybody and everything that he actually wants laws back in the day, but now that he makes boomer porn now. He makes boomer porn now where it's like all about, I work hard to pull myself up. I did this. Drugs aren't the way. Like, have you ever watched like any last man standing?

Yeah, because it's all about how stupid younger people are. I used to watch it because it was just on the like the repeats or whatever. Only people over 60 are intelligent is the theme of all his show. And I started catching like weird Obama jokes. Yeah, he does those too. And then you'd go back and look when like this episode was on. It's like, he's not even president. I'm just weird.

Yeah, he's living rent free, I think, and Tim Allen's head day. But it was just very weird and he'd be like just like very weird Obama jokes. Which, yeah, whatever, all that stuff aside. Fine, yeah. Just the level of weirdness to him. Like, it's a TV show, dude. Bob and Chad.

Don't forget, Tim Allen got out of a possible life sentence after getting busted with 1.4 pounds of cocaine. and snitching to get a reduced sentence. That's why we say, it's funny. Yeah, he's perfect now. And like those shows talks about how bad drugs are and can't do drugs and, oh, you do drugs, you're going to have no life. Yeah, well, we're just down here doing weed, Mr. C. Oh, man.

Yeah, we're just smoking grass, bud. Brough. Tim Allen. So, I don't need a, let home improvement exist where it exists in my brain. Not everything needs a revival. Not everything needs a reboot. Doesn't need more power. No.

So, I don't know if I got to give like a kid's warning on this one. It's about genitals. So I guess if you got kids and you know what I don't hear of. Come back in like five minutes. But a 78-year-old man in the UK donates his body to science. I'll do the same. You can do whatever you want with me after I kick.

Polk, prod. If there's any harvestable organs, go nuts. You can, but again, you got to put me in this position that has never been done before down on that weird body farm. You know how they like to. Tast to see, like, how can't, how does a guy decompose if he's hanging upside down from a jungle gym? Mm-hmm. You want to do that.

You want to be that guy. Okay. How quick does a cheetah eat a human after it's dead? Yeah. I don't know what parts of me would be harvestable at this point, but you go nuts, poke around, see what you can get. It is one of the biggest arguments I have with Catholics, like Pauly. where he's like, I'm not going to donate my eyes because what if I get to heaven

and then I don't have any eyes. So you think, you think that you're going to die, go to a magical place where all things are holy and they're going to say, oh, you didn't keep your eyes? That's your logic.

But I think, but is it probably like some like, well, yeah, only because you, thou dost be punished for not doth doing eating the... I don't know. Maybe in the Catholic religion they have that theory. No, I get it.

I get it. I get it. You get up there and Jesus looks and goes, oh my God, where's your eyes go, bro? What do you do with your eyes, bud?

I don't eat them. St. Peter at the pearly gates. Where did you? What do you mean? What sunglasses on? To who? Weird, dude. It's weird.

Hold on. You get one of the mandatory Jesus sunglasses. It's all weird. Put those on. Jesus saves on the side of me. No, in the Methodist church, we're more optimistic.

We were always like, when you go to heaven, If you ain't got legs, you got legs in heaven. You ain't got eyes, you got eyes in heaven. And whatever ailments you have here on earth, you do not have in heaven. So I was raised to say, take me apart because I get all freshies when I go up there anyways. You know what I'm saying? Freshies.

Mm-hmm. See, look at Katie. Our dad is able to see in life because someone donated their cornees. Oh, that's wicked cool. Wait. Want to switch corneas? No, you don't want me. You have good eyes.

I don't have good eyes. Oh, I don't know. I don't have good eyes. They're decent. If you're an animal out there in the wild, I got you. Someone else? This is a really dumb question for 6.30 in the morning. If I donate my eyes, are they still bad eyes?

Like, the person who gets my eyes would need my. Yeah, but I think it's better than somebody that they couldn't see it all, but now they can, I think something like that. But does like the prescription, I don't know, I got to call Dr. Joe and ask him. Bro, I failed earth science, every math. So back to this story. as a man donates his body to science Passes away

78, good run, good run And they start To medical students Start looking over his body And he made a They made a serendipitous discovery He was still alive And no he was not still alive

But he did have three penises They've never seen it before What? Yeah, uh-huh What? Uh-huh Is that why he donated his body? to science because he was like eventually

somebody's going to see these. The first penis. I'm sorry fellas but the guy was not, I think because he had to divide length against three penis. Yeah, that's going to be first penis three inches

and about 0.9 inches wide second penis. What are you saying? That's a good one. That's a good penis. Okay. Ladies, that's? With?

Yours isn't that wide? Hold on. How wide is mine right now? Mine's wider than that. That's what I'm saying. Oh, okay, yeah, I think it's tiny. I think it's tiny. Yeah, yeah.

That's... Penis number one, three by one. Even one. Three inches, which is fine. Even one penis is a lot of penis. It's too much, ladies. It's too much to be carrying this around. So, my mind.

Nick, okay, humble brag. Okay, you're thick. We get it. I'm thicker than 0.9 inches. Wow. He never thought of that. His second penis measured 1.49 inches. Hell yeah.

And about 0.5 inches wide. Hell yeah. Third penis was 1.45 inches, 0.47 inches wide. Here we come. Upon closer examination, doctors saw there was only one urethra. That's the... Was it narrow? That's the tube that carries the urine out of the body.

Well, mine's a man's a man's a man. Now, he lived a... amazing to me is I want to know what I want people to go back and interview this guy's family and be like did you know he had three penises did he tell anybody his wife I would imagine I mean it's not showing up on the internet so much yeah uh-huh upon closer examination doctor saw there was only one urethra which followed a quote meandering course through the secondary penis and then into the primary penis

terminating in the external penis urethra. So he had Keep this as clean as I can. He had a crazy straw. He had a crazy straw and it only came out of one hole. Yes, he had a crazy straw. It was going like a sprinkler. Just crazy straw.

Just that would be hilarious though if you've got a sprinkler situation and you got three? And you've kind of like... And it just kind of goes? You got a like, flower bouquet them and get them all facing that one way. Showgirl fuss.

Babe, it's not cheating. I didn't use your penis. No, that was done. My primary penis was not used. What? So I don't know why you're all upset. I don't understand. You know that my threanus.

Trickus named that. You know that my threanus is loyal to you. Sorry. All right. The other two, you married the main, the primary. You get the 0.9 incher. You get the 0.9 incher, babe. Baby you love it.

You get the, you get big boy. I don't understand. Big boy's yours, babe. Big boy's yours. During fetal development, apparently a structure called the genital tubercle, tubercle arises and it develops into external genitalia forming either what the ladies have, and I can't say on the radio. Burginas.

But the bump, the little guy in the boat. You can't say that? I don't think I can. I'm not going to. The medical term for it is, but I feel nervous saying it. I want to know because I want to say it. No, Google's not going to tell you if you're one. If you want to.

Like, AI, it wouldn't be like that is a word to FCC. I could probably say it, but I don't want to say it if that's all right. If that's all right with you. I don't know why I don't want to say it. Because it's the word. I've never been able to find it. So why do I get the rights to say it, you know? He can't find the word to say.

I can't say the word about something I've never found. Do not speak on what you do not know. resulting, so it either becomes the lady's bump or the fellow's bump, resulting his, they'd say in this case there have been triplication of the genital tubercle resulting in three penises. Oh. Okay. Analysis says instructors and students at the medical school did not know the man's identity, nor did they have access to his records or medical history.

let's go find it. Let's go back and find it. You can't. Go back and find it. You can't. I can't find the other one. No, I don't know how to say it. The man required a urine. Had the man required a urinary catheter insertion, the procedure would have been extremely challenging due to the torturous nature of the urethra, meaning the crazy straw, how are you going to get a catheter in there? Oh, yeah. Oh. How are you going to get a catheter in there? You just have to get a real, real skinny one

and just kind of slowly make your way through like your snake in a drain. Yeah. Am I in there? Yep. The development of more than one penis is extremely rare. Good morning if you're just tuning in. Yeah, we're talking about a guy with three weans. Three weans.

The three in us, if you will, trick a snake, thank you. It only occurs in one out of every six million live births. Six million? So he's not the only one out there with the threeness. No, I'd say that's the way everyone's out there just rabbit and baby. out of there. And I don't want to shame you if you're listening. No, that's awesome. Hell no. Let's see it. I'm just kidding. I don't want you to be embarrassed.

If you happen to be listening to this show and you have a threanus, be proud of your body. You're a medical thing. You're a medical miracle. Yeah, you're a medical marvel. Do not be ashamed. They then go on to say they analyze the body, all that stuff. But that's a whoa. Just an old man on the table and suddenly, whoa. Normal tautical size and all that? Oh, good question. Like, do you have to have like bigger bowels to, you know,

deal with the crazy straw or is it just regular or small, medium or large? They don't describe the testicles, Cody. I'm sorry. I will give you the address and you send him a letter. And prefer one in articles describe the testicles about whatever. Somebody could. Dearest medical students, could you describe the testicle situation? In depth. The first ever shows masturbators fishing tournament is coming to lock one.

Master Bader's classic. It's about baiting hooks and fishing. And I'm thinking of a worm. Uh, funny. Very funny. Three nests will be there. Uh, no, we joke. It'll be Saturday.

27th of June. You can get there as early as you want. And if you catch a big lunker early before we get there, put it in a live well and we'll weigh it when we get there. But party starts at eight. Goes till noon. We'll be in the big pavilion. Right there at lock one distilling.

And it's for fun. So come with low expectations. Don't take it serious. No. Just a silly fun little fishing tournament. For all of our friends and family. Although, I don't know, I'm going to a fish. We're going to be catching underneath the pavilion.

No, you're going to walk down there. Speaking of fish, do you see that big enclosure get delivered to the aquarium the other day? No. The shark enclosure, the tunnel bought? Pay $25 to punch it. No, you get to, you're going to walk through the tunnel. Nope. We're local influencers.

I will not. I'm taking you through that aquarium when it's open. I won't even go there if it means you have to do it. Like how the one in Vegas was, or I tried to let them get, let me go through the employee doors. Didn't they let you? No. They did it? You had to go through it?

Oh, then you've already faced your fears. Oh, dude, I sprinted with my head down. That's why, like, I get you don't want to be in the water where there could be sharks. No, it's, it's a 17 inch thick piece of glass. A shark is not going to get through. that? Waterway's undefeated. Waterway's undefeated. You're fine. Oh my God. Do you want to watch me have a panic attack? We can do it and then we'll tape me. I might cry if you make me stand there. I bet I would. That's, I would never do that to you. I would never want to punish you, but it's,

like it's the logic I can't understand. It's no different than looking at this fish tank. I'll mess them up. They get out of line. I will mess them up. They know it too. Yeah, Jojo says it's a tube of water. Yeah, they used our waterways. It's kind of cool how it got delivered. Because it can't, like, go on a truck. It was too big. Oh.

Because it's a big... Boated? Yeah, big barge came up into the waterways, and then they lifted it by crane. That's neat. It's a big 17-inch-thick piece of glass, and then they had like a big tube enclosure to walk through that you obviously are not interested in.

Oh, man. But I mean, but that's very cool for the community. Yeah. Just none for Cody. Exactly, Fuzz and Mitch, what we'll do. Put Cody in the Shark Tube and then we shoot them. Well, it's either way. If I go through this way, it's the Shark Tube.

If I go through that way, I get shot at. Number of dollars to get you to go through the Shark Tube. It wouldn't be much. No? No. Because you could go fast? I wouldn't, because that would be cheating if I just sprinted and took everyone's money. Right.

No, just like go through it. I would do it at a normal rate. Number of money to do a 30-minute broadcast in the Shark Tube. We set up and we do a 30-minute live stream in the Shark Tube. You and me. The fee in which we get for some of the good things. Oh, like the Tammy fee? Yes.

All right. That could be easily achievable then. Half an hour. Not all morning long. 30 minutes. Because then it's that every 30. Yeah. Oh, okay.

So you want to keep going. You want a couple grand out of that. Uh-huh. You can't do this. Really? I know that he's afraid of sharks. I just can't believe he's afraid of sharks. to be in a tank of them.

And just picture it swimming behind me and just over you, like swimming over you and stuff. Eyeballing me. I love it. I love a fish tank tunnel. Looking at me trying to smell my blood. Oh. Well, that's why we can't have any... That's what they do.

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See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Maybe it's a fetish that I made up. No, no, no, no. It's a thing. We talked about it, and I remember laughing. Extremely hard at the word. I just... I'm not trying to call anybody out in the Twitch handle, but there's a word that I thought was a fattish of some kind,

and maybe I made it up. Well, does anybody out there know? What is it when you like to... When ladies fart in a tub, and the fart bubbles come up, and then you eat those bubbles. It's a very common thing. All right.

Hold on a second. Frumping is also to frantically hump someone. I don't think so. Urban Dictionary was a mistake. Because you get a window into people's brains that maybe you don't want. Good morning, anybody. Let's get back on tracks here. Please.

Cody, clean it up. He says. Cody. 10 some odd years. Clean it up. Now, we don't king shame here. You're right, sister. We don't king shame.

I question a couple of the kings. No, Pat, we know what that one is. I'm not going to say it. Anyways, Nick's win. Nobody guarding the inbound pass. Brumson gets it, fires up a three. Shot no good. The tip, it's gone.

It's good. And leaded three games to them. What do we say? All the time. What? Spurs. Spurs. Box out.

Got a box out. All they had to do was box out. Got to get them rebound, Spurs. You let a small forward come flying into the lane. Yeah. That's what happens. Spurs are too young. Too young.

I do not have that sports fomo that so many of you have or you're like, I've got to see the game live. I don't care about sports enough to lose sleep to watch. him. This one I'm bummed that I missed because everyone's like, I want to bet at halftime. What happened? I don't know what happened. I think what Cody said, Spurs fell apart. They're just too young. They don't play with that intensity that you need to play with every single second. Yeah.

It's the NBA finals, bro. And they're out there just I don't know, just. Did Wemby have a decent game? Messing around. I don't, you honestly, I think he had an okay game, but I don't even remember. him that much. It was just all a lot of Brunson. That's what you need, that's what the Knicks need to happen, is exactly this. Spurs not to,

to not be the Spurs for a little bit. Okay? Yeah. Summner said all Fox had to do was step back in front of OG or not take that layup. Be sure to dribbled it on the turnover for the last five seconds. Don't know what he was doing. No idea what he was doing. That was crazy. Crazy comeback.

It was so weird because yeah, that's the other thing. You don't see it. He, the game was over. The Spurs, all they had to do was, you know, show you here. Pretna had the ball. Yeah. Darren Fox. He had a wide open breakaway.

All you do was go like this. He's just dribble around. Yeah. Yeah, chew up the clock. Instead, he went for some layup. He's like the smallest guy on their team and he got stuffed. Yeah.

So the Knicks had time. Yeah. Idiot. Listen, as a new Knicks fan, I'm excited about this. I don't love how we're behaving Knicks fans. Not all of us. Some real scumb bags.

Yeah. Beating people up and trash in the city. Knock it off. It's always been very annoying. Those stumbags do not represent the rest of us, Knicks fans. Sports fans have been always very annoying with that. You're not on the team. Yep, you're not on the team.

You couldn't even afford to be in there, so you won't even in the game. Especially when you win? Yeah. Oh. And it was a win, exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Well, I've been watching a lot of these videos.

Different news organizations have been down at MSG, like interviewing fans. Oh, I got you. The number one question they always ask. No, they're not interviewing those fans. They're going to the game. Even still. And they're like, how much were your tickets? They're asking how much were your tickets?

Oh, man. What was like the cheapest? There's just a world of wealth that I don't have any understanding of, you know? Well, that's why at the end of the game, I don't know how Nick's fans felt. Yeah. But watching it, I was just like, ew. All they did was show Taylor Swift, who,

And all of a sudden is a huge Knicks fan now. Jumping around in a huge group of their friends. Yeah. Jerry Seinfeld being so excited. Fat Joe jumping around. Like, oh, great. I'm so happy that these multi-millionaires are getting a chance to be so happy. They're enjoying themselves.

They deserve this. The people that I do... Joe the fans. The people that I do love are the people they interview who are like... Because they're into, they're like, how much were your tickets? 20,000, 30,000. Like, there's people that's, like, personal. Ticket, dude.

Per ticket. It's unbelievable. Like, people's annual income. Yeah. Doesn't cover the cost of many of these tickets. But the people who I respect are the guys and the gals who are like, how much your ticket? And he's like, $1,300. I'm a season ticket holder.

I have been for 30 years. Yep. I could have sold these for $40,000, but I'm still here. And I like the people who are like, I don't give enough about your money. I'm going to go watch my Knicks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Spike Lee's ticket was $500 grand. I mean, it's like. thank God that somebody is looking out for the rich people. Thank God. Like a James Dolan. He deserves these ticket sales, guys. Well, I don't think he gets them because I think... I've no idea how that works.

If they're all on the resale market, it's all people. I just met like all of them in general. Yeah, he probably makes it. Yeah. But that one, yeah, I don't know how that works. Like, I think that if you're a season ticket holder and you paid your whatever, $1,300 is what one guy said. I don't know how much season tickets are of the Knicks,

but you paid your $1,300. you're up in the nosebleeds. To some of you, that's life-changing money. If you can be like, all right, I'll sell my tickets for $40,000. Yep. Send my kid to college. Or you don't watch it on TV. Or you don't see a finals game that you've been waiting since 99.

What would you do? You love sports, but you also would love to pay off like your student loves and stuff. I'm in the same situation? You're in the same situation. You paid $1,300. But somehow I have like how I have the SU tickets. It's just I've locked out where I, that's, I, I, I just figure it out.

You're a Cowboys season ticket holder, although you wouldn't, even being a season ticket holder. Yeah, yeah. Cowboys are long-going. You wouldn't, yeah, okay, I got you. So, yeah, use the ASU example. But I can't because you're not really an SUV fan. You just like to go to football games. I know, Braves game five, and it's not a series clinching game.

It gets me their 50 grand for a ticket. I'm selling it. Yeah. But a clinching game. it's going to be real hard for me to be like, yeah, I know that's a crazy amount of money, but like, what if they win the championship while I'm there? There is no event or unless it's something my children are doing. Like if for some reason my kids' high school graduation...

If some reason those on the resale market were tons of money, I would not resell them. But there is no event anywhere that I would keep my ticket overtaken 50 grand for it. but I'm also not a 30-year Knicks fan who's been going like you said every year. Yeah. Because then you're going to miss that game, and you could have been inside the garden for that comeback. Yeah.

Yeah. I took my youngest to a regular season. MSG game. And it was an awesome game. And it was an awesome game. And it's a memory I'll have forever as my brain begins decaying away. I hope it holds on to that one. Not his death better.

But, dude, next game. You remember the winner 26? The winner of 26, we went, yes, Dad, I remember to, it didn't just really, it's your grandkids. Remember when we went to the next game? Yep, just say yes. Yeah, just say yes. He doesn't remember. He thinks you're, he thinks you're me.

He thinks you're me, say yes. Yes, dad. Yeah, we went to the next game and then. I bought you a Sodi pop. You guys went to see Heather's on Broadway. Remember that? Uh-huh, sure I do. I get your popcorn.

Uh-huh. Okay. I got your popcorn. We saw Timothy Shalame. Uh-huh. Sure we did that. Kylie Jenner, what a... Listen to me.

Speaking of tickets, these tickets are not worth $40,000. They're actually going to be free. You professional son of a bitch. There's nobody better than us at this game. I mean, I'm not even pulling punches here. We're the best ever do it. Jump in our Twitch feed right now. Twitch.tv.tv slash the show.

You don't know how to find that. Go to the show.com. Everything is linked right there. You're going to jump in Twitch because you're going to have to vote on what Godsmack song we play at the bottom of the hour. We're going to get smacked. Today we're going to a smack off. Yo, smack on. I stand alone versus bad religion.

Those are your two songs. I know both of those. I don't know bad religion. It's the cover. Oh, okay. Yep, I do know that one then. Exactly like that sound. So I'll put up the vote in a second.

I'll put up the chat poll in a second. All of that coming out. And get these words all the way. Get all your words out so you don't know what the type. There we go. Oh, look, I typed in BDSM. Oh, I thought it was BDSM. Not a bit awesome.

So jump in our Twitch stream, chat, and you can play next. Okay, rock. Wow, we got a lot of people playing Smackoff. And it looks like it's not even going to be a challenge. I stand alone. Wins. We'll be the winner here momentarily. All right.

All right. But let's pick a winner. So somebody is about. about to win a pair of tickets to see Godsmack with Dorothy and STP over at the amphitheater. Sorry. That was one of my penises. It wasn't all three of them. It wasn't my threanus.

So we're going to pick that right now in chat. The show.com or twitch.tv. slash the show. Boom. And boom. And boom. You're also going to meet and greet with Sully. All right.

Look how nice we are to you guys. And then I'll roll into I stand alone. Are you ready to pick our winner? I am. In five, four, three, three, two, one. Trinkish! Congratulations. That's awesome.

Tricish. You just saw Trichish yesterday, didn't you? Just gave me my, uh, my back. Behind the scenes tour. I got a backstage look of Enchanted Forest and now he's going to get it kind of. You're going to get to meet Sully. You're going to go see God's back. Look at that.

You got to drive down from old Ford. I think that's where you're at. But hey, congratulations to Trickish. Don't be mad at Trickish because you got one more chance tomorrow. It was rigged. Rigged. It was rigged. Absolutely rigged.

That you hang out with a guy. Then he wins. Weird. Interesting. Let's investigate. I'm just saying to more questions and answers is what I'm saying. Just saying. Just saying.

Look into it. Okay. Congratulations. Trickish in chat. He's got a pair of tickets to see that band over at the Empower Federal Credit Union. Joni Mahoney Pavilion Amphitheater by Lakeview Race for the Cure coming up end of this month and he's gonna meet Sully.

Hopefully Sully's in a good mood that day for you, Triggish. We'll be awesome. We'll do it one more time. One more time tomorrow, be listening tomorrow morning as we'll give away one more pair of tickets with meet and greets. Tomorrow. All right. Coors.

Oh, okay. Hey, Coors. No, Coors is... Tours. The banquet. But, hey, Coors. The banquet beer. That's the only reason I say this like that was because it's Coors.

What's the mountains one? Isn't that Coors? It's Coors Light where you tap the Rockies. Tab the Rockies. But Bud is the king of beers, right? Budweiser, King of Beards. Well, Coors is introducing the taller boy. I want to show, I want to show chat.

I'm taller boy. You are. I'm big tall boy. You're the tallest boy I know. So a big tall boy. It's three cans and one. Hold on. There it is.

taller boy it looks Photoshop like it looks like AI glitched out open image a new tab I'll show you guys give me one second here's your toddler boy

right there nope that's the video from the other day I said that the lady's face gotta mirror gotta mirror gotta what was that thing we used to make funny before

gotta mirror it gotta mirror it hey gotta mirror it so it popped up twice and you didn't even mean it wait what the hell am I looking at that's right doesn't it confuse your brain if you're not

watching and Twitch and YouTube right now. Coor. It's got... I like it. I like it. Coors just released. It's not real. Coozy that's...

Hold on. Oh, I get it. I see. Because more goals, more celebration. So it's like... Coors! Like a goal.

And they all are allowed when they do that? I'm trying to understand what I'm looking at because they're calling it the taller boy coozy. Where I'm going to... I can put three cans in there

so it's not a third. Have you seen those? The videos of those were, I've seen like, it was just a video, but it was like, tell me, someone come get my mom. She's got a lady, and she's got like a coozy, and how she reloads it is just like

slamming it down, and so it's three of them. Yeah, I've seen those. So do they develop a coozy that you just put three in? They must have, because I would imagine like not to get all production dorky on you, but they would have, they're production line would need to adjust to make a different can.

Or it would be... Like, how would it do it? You would have to have a 12-pack or whatever inside of an 18-pack the long way. Yeah. But to the credit, it looks like a big long can of Coors. It's trying to get everybody into soccer. If you can grab a Coors Light taller boy, it is a stainless steel coosie that fits three Coors lights inside of it

36 ounces of beer in a beer in a beer sleeve that's 18 inches tall Unfortunately there's no video of anyone drinking it yet just this image so I already got a metal container that holds my water Yeah I get he's burning on course If I wanted to drink water

I drink water But no I was hoping it was a can That would be more fun it's not the taller boy it's just We developed a very unnecessary coozy. You're not going to get one because I'm looking at the tiny fine print. Uh-oh. Way down here in the bottom right corner of this image.

Yeah. 125 taller boys available at shopcourns or shop.coorslight.com starting 12 p.m. Central standard central time, 6.11. No. Limit one per customer while supplies last. So there's 125 in the world. You ain't getting one. No.

You ain't get one. But it's cold. It's fun. It's great. Just get that thing cold. he's talking about where you get the extended extended goal this is definitely just a way

to everybody is trying to do anything they can to get draw up interest in this in soccer because it's going to make money for a bunch of rich people if this does very well here FIFA yeah because it's only it's you know advertising and it's on in the states and all the

people that are going to the little cities and going to these rich white guys stadiums like there's a reason there's money to be made the reason it's in MetLife and Jerry's world and sofi and stuff like that. Because a lot of times you guys, you guys just don't ever think of the millionaires and the billionaires.

And it's really, you're really selfish. Thursday and Thursday means cocoa puffs tonight. Making a smell. Seven o'clock he'll be making his own smell for sure. And what does that mean while it's weed drugs? First, you're going to get your accessories over at East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. as East Coast Emeralds is moving and want to empty the store 50% off everything right now so go get your accessories,

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Where if you're looking for Indica, there's Indica. Looking for Sativa, there's Sativa. There's always something's different. Big fan. Always new stuff. Comment out. I got to try that. High Peaks stuff that they were shown at Tases Syracuse.

Oh, yeah. I don't know what I can say on the FCC regulator radio, but it looks like a booze bottle, but it's not booze. Yeah, it's interesting. I want to try some of that. Giuseppe Butter Rico. Oh, the old geez. I am in no way one to lecture anybody about health. God knows that.

But I do try to advise my friends and people I care about about sugary drinks. I've never been a fan of sugary drinks. I don't think they're good for you. I get on Cody. Look at Cody now. Cody used to be slamming energy drinks over there all morning long. Now he's sipping water. Right.

I mean, I still try to do the energy drinks. I know. But I still, I try to counteract at least with several of these. And I'm here to lecture anybody. I know a lot of you love your energy drinks and your sugary drinks. But now is dirty sodas become more and more popular. Yeah. People are saying, guys, relax with the dirty sodas.

Because some of these are dirtier than even I knew. Like, I watched a video where they're putting, like, nerds in a cop and then, like, syrup and all this stuff. It's wild. No, I was, we might have watched the same one. It was like a blue syrup. A blue syrup and then they put, scooper nerds. And then the juggmy sharks. And then it was tooth.

I forgot that they had, like, the cold foam on top. Dude, again. Some of the waves, but it wasn't cold foam. It was creamer and then red strawberry syrup for the blood because the shark got somebody. That's fine. It was cool, but it's a... You have to be careful.

Again, glass houses. I get it. Josh, shut up. What are you talking about? I'm telling you. Yeah. You're still careful. The most impactful thing at my doctor's office is the display he has of empty bottles of

various drinks and their sugar content. A pile of sugar and under or whatever. Here's a bottle of Pepsi. Here's how much sugar you're drinking. And when you visually see it, you're like, oh, wow. Isn't Coke like the worst? They're all bad. It's all bad.

It's all bad. It's all bad. But Coke, it's just weird though. It's just this like chopped up line of what's very confusing. Oh, that Coke. Yeah, that one is pretty bad. They say a dirty soda can be around 400 calories apiece. Wow.

Which is like, what, a third of your daily caloric intake or something, right? Jeez. He was a news crew trying a bunch. So we're going to start off with Brian's dirty soda. Oh, nice. So this is Dr. Pepper. I'm going to put a few squirts of coconut in here. We'll do a little bit of cream and even a little bit of candy.

So this is a dirty soda. And what makes it dirty is you're putting all this cream and... Exactly. Everyone's looking for an elevated party drink to have that they can share with both kids and adults, teens alike. And, you know, we also watched the Mormon wives. We saw what a bad it was becoming. I mean, we looked at our town and the events you were already attending and said, our families, our communities would love this too.

Now, I get what she said. For a special treat occasionally, absolutely enjoy it. Cousin Jay's family barbecue last summer, he did a dirty soda bar. Yeah. Or like the kids could. An occasion? Make. Yep.

Fine. Everything in moderation, right? But I, as someone that didn't understand what it was until, like, a month or two ago when I did that, that Taylor Swift thing. Right. And I had one. I get it, though. What,

that they're so good? Yes. They are really good? Insane. My wife and kids said they're too sweet for them. But for, yes, I did like half of one. Uh-huh. It is the sweetest drink ever.

So sweet because the Mormons don't have booze, so they have dirty sodas. Everyone needs a vice. No. But yeah, I was going to say that in there. Nobody is looking for an elevated drink. drink to share with their kids and teens alike. No, I encourage my kids to drink water. No.

As much of it as you can. I'm not looking to make a fun mock tale for me and my five-year-old. Mel, it wasn't cheating. I was just soaking my third penis. It wasn't cheating. Call back to the show, get the show on demand wherever you listen to podcast. That's my soaking weaner. That's my soaking wiener.

The third one, because it's off to the side so I can do other things. Hands free soap. Listen, everything in moderation. Have fun. If you enjoy it, go ahead. have one, but I also know the people I grew up with, and they're the people that are buying bags of soda at the 7-11, and drinking multiple mountain dues in one sitting, and now you've just raised, you've just given them heroin, essentially.

Yeah. No. Like, if I walk around Phoenix, I was there for parade day, the amount of people I saw, and I love you, I love my fellow Phoenicians, but the teenagers with these gigantic sodas, like, they couldn't get their hands around them. Yeah, those big, I don't even know what they are, not the, the big ass soda bottle is way too readily available. What do you mean?

Not the, is it like a half a liter? Oh, I'm talking the tap. It was like the one you get. Yeah. What I have to get to? Yeah. That one. But it's a team walking around with a mountain dew.

Oh, the biggest one I can find. She's not supposed to have. They're so small. But the deal is so. Yeah, it's too good. I'm either paying for another nickel. I can just make it a large one. Yeah.

But she also weighs 75 pounds. I know. That's just the, that's the irony of my brain is I take terrible care of my body, but I get concerned when I see people walk around with three gallons of Mountain Dew. Yeah, but you're not, you're at least aware, and you're not like down in Pepsi's all day and eating 15 cheese burgers, you know, whatever. Yes, you just, neither of us are the picture of hell. We abuse our bodies with our, we like to be, particular vices. We'll be concerned about you guys. You worry about you, all right?

Careful on that dirty soda trend, friends. K-Rock, the show's Masturbators Classic. A fishing tournament for fun is coming up on Saturday. June 27th. It's a free fishing weekend in the state of New York, by the way. You don't need a license. Come on out to Lock One Distilling in Phoenix, New York, right there on the Oswego River.

We'll set up at 8 a.m., but of course I know a lot of you like the fish bright and early, so get there. If you catch a big lunker, put it in a live well. We'll start weighing and measuring things at 8 a.m. It is for fun. We're just going to have fun. Don't take it too seriously. But please bring the kids, bring the family, come on down, get some food.

We'll have food and drink. And if you're a business that wants to be at our fishing tournament, hit us up. Yeah, if you want to get involved with this. We'd let you set up a booth. We can figure out a way to get you in on this. We can get you in there, absolutely. Hell yeah. Be in front of a lot of people at this event.

So plan on. Oh, yeah. We'd love to give away some prizes if you got some prizes. And, I mean, you'll be busy that day. there's a lot of D's for you to reel in. So that's good. I mean, we'll get you doing other stuff, but, you know. What D's?

D's not! That wasn't a very good one. No, I got it. I got it. I knew you're setting me up for something. No, it'll be a fun day. Lady on TikTok. ate her AirPods, and I don't know how that happens.

Oh, no, that's not, you're not supposed to eat it. She was grabbing, I guess, she's like me and does her morning vitamins. and they were like on the table and right next to it was the air pod and she just kind of grabbed her vitamins along with an air pod and slugged it back.

Or you do all of them at once. Like an animal. I'm going to do that in a minute here. Like an animal. I haven't taken my meds yet. A animal. She went viral for accidentally swallowing her own air pod. You got to try to throw it up.

Well, she tried to pass it through. Nah, I wouldn't put it up a poop one in my ear. A puke one, I'd put it back in my ear. No, it's gone. Poop one's not going in my ear. It's gone. It's gone. Oh, oh, oh, I thought you were saying hers is.

I was like, if she's going to poop it out, it's not gone. Right, but you're saying if you pooped it out, you'd never use it again. No, if I puke it, I'll rinse that off. Just puke. It's my puke. It's my belly. Well, here she is. She's a very attractive young gym babe.

So she's like having fun with it and making TikToks about it. This is her on day four talking about the AirPods. Four days since I swallowed my air pod. pod and honestly, I'm over it. Making things into my own hands. This is what everyone's been telling me to do. She's showing rubber gloves.

You can fish around in there? I think she's going to hopefully pass it and then kind of look for it. Like a little, like a Snickers bar on Seinfeld? I've been trying to let her come out on our own. I'm giving her some space, giving her some time to reflect on her actions, but the time is now.

It's leg day. It's hot. my tummy kind of hurts I'm just not with it today I'm on my second cellie Seltis She got to go She got to go The weekends coming up

I got plans It's all fun in games Until it's not Yeah it is So What does that mean? I know She never did find it

So this went down last week She pooped it out Probably pretty quick I bet She called poison control They said yeah Just wait for it to pass You just swallowed it

And go to urgent care if you experience any pain. She would post TikToks like that saying day three, day four, whatever. Her followers got anxious and she's like, all right, I will go get an x-ray to make sure it's not still in there or impacted in something or whatever. Nope. Gone.

That'd be funny. Could I still play music through it? That'd be hilarious. Then you just open your mouth and you hear things coming out. Or like you, like, if I were pregnant and you put your head to my belly to listen to the baby's heartbeat, but you actually heard, you know, like, Yep. Whatever.

Heartbeat by Kanye West. Her stomach was in feeling increasingly messed up because she was taking so many laxatives to try to get it out. Was she poop? She was feeling stressed. So on day five, the day after this video, she goes and get an x-ray. It's gone. There's no air pot in there anymore.

No, if she's a healthy person, which it sounds like, it probably passed real quick and she didn't even realize it or even think to cut it up. Yeah. Like a Snickers bar from Seinfeld. Maybe like the first two days, she just thought she lost her. her AirPods. Yeah. And pooped and was like, oh, well. It was just right there.

Yeah, and if she's like, if she has that turned on where you can find my AirPods, can she go like turn that on and see if it's in a sewer system somewhere? Right. Just like see one AirPods here, the other is there. Or just, yeah, wait until you take a poop and get up and walk away and then let, don't

flush yet, press the button, and if it it's over there, be like, yes. Yeah, and the text line is right. Whatever lithium batteries in there would have been a problem after a while too, because I think like your body would start to... Oh, there's one in and then the AirPod? They've all got batteries and a little mini batteries, so that starts leaking out in your system.

Yikes. Police in Washington State are looking for a man that allegedly lit an entire rack of bras on fire inside of a Walmart. Yeah, you're not allowed to do that. They don't like that when you set things on fire inside of the Walmart. The Walmart doing the fireworks again? Have you been to a Walmart recently? I have not seen them. No, I don't even seen the tent either. Topps by me had like a fireworks

display. And I say fireworks. they don't leave the ground, so they're more like just like special sparklers. I like them. I call them they are the, they're like wrestling, indie wrestling entrance. Yeah. I like them.

Yeah. But this, so I bring that up because, you know, you always see people lighten those on fire in stores. Yep. There's photos of him. Cops believe he's between the ages of 16 and 18.

Uh-oh. He lit a whole rack on fire and vanished into the night. He can't make this up. Look at this. I'm in Walmart and written. It's time to go. It's on fire! It's time to go!

What? What? I'm grabbing one of those big TVs. Oh, you looting? They have in the back. I don't... I think I am. Yeah, I think I am, too.

I'm sorry. Are we whispering to nobody hears us? Yeah, but then I think they can hear us now. Where are we scheme? I don't think I'm saying it, because I don't want to... Nobody can hear our scheme, right? Because I can't believe how that was the first initial thought that my terrible mind went to. But all I can think of is, is that...

Screw you like a target and a Walmart. Thank God you exist in my life. Because my immediate thought was let's get everybody out of the Walmart safely. But you're right. After we do that, I'm going back in. No, no, no. While everyone's doing that. Yeah.

I am going there and going, oh yeah, yep, got to get out. Gotta run, got to run. They're not checking receipts on the way out. I think my first move, not to completely give out my entire criminal plan. Your riot gear plan. I'm going to run over to the men's department and grab like a ski mask or something. Put a big coat on to cover my tattoos. Well, no, I'm thinking that they're not going to...

Because I'll go back and watch the footage later. Or they're not going to care. Because the store's been damaged. You have a cart and they're not... How are they going to know that you took it? True. Well, everybody's going to be rushing out with their purchases. I'm just with them.

Oh, I'm running so fast. I don't think we're supposed to be talking about this. I don't think what are you. But just know, if you see me running, get out of my way. Peewee Herman style. You're running. into that fire. It's not because I'm scared of the fire.

No, no. How convenient. I just saw Cody at Walmart. His car had like six TVs in it and the PS5. Just do the one. I'll just grab one big TV. Oh, you're not going to be greedy. No, that's what I mean.

You can't make it look, you know, unnatural. He's got to get the one TV, a bunch of random things. Can I ask people? Because I know some of you out there have them. What are you doing with those 80-inch TVs they have a Walmart? Where are you putting that? Yeah. That just takes up a whole wall, right?

I know it's making you hard. I get it. I would love one? A whole wall TV. I would love one. Oh, yes, that's the best. I hear you. That'd be rad.

But do people have that much wall space? They do. I mean, even in my one bedroom apartment, I would make that work. I'd figure it out. You'd dedicate a whole wall to it. Yep, it'd be a whole wall. Yeah. Yep, absolutely.

Josh Textline says, Josh's brilliant plan is to put on a mask and a coat while still on camera and suddenly he's a new person. And then you can't see him no more. No. No, because they're not going to go that far back in the footage. They're going to look at just the footage that guy stealing the TV. That guy is a mascot. I'm not that guy. Well, they're going to be like,

let's see when he comes into the store. And it's just coast backwards. And now it's you popping the mask on. Now that was a different guy. All right, I'll take it into a dressing room. You can't film me in a dressing room. It's illegal. It's illegal to film me in a dressing room. But they're just going to... Yeah, yes.

Your Honor. Hold it right there. That guy just went in and he came out with the ski mask. Yeah, but you can't prove out that's the same person. There was someone in there before. Your Honor, that was a door. I went into that door. I admit that.

You went in to try something on and someone is in there. Someone assaulted me. When I went in that changing room, knocked you unconscious. When I went in that changing room, a man with a ski mask. You could have died. And my exact body dimensions had a big coat on. He assaulted me. He was on fire.

You could have died. I could have died in there. Yeah. He assaulted me. Clearly, he emerged with nefarious plans. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. A nefarious young man.

A nefarious young man. Well, nefarious middle-aged man with my alleged exact body dimensions. Then he merged. Crazy. Allegedly. I don't hear much sympathy from the jury here at this point as I almost died in that Walmart. Well, this TV? Now, there are a lot of people struggling in this country right now, and I recognize that.

Tell you who's not struggling. Escorts. Specifically, escorts who are willing to relocate. As there is now a trend of what is called nerd-first escorts. So they'll go to places like Silicon Valley. Okay. San Francisco, Austin. Okay.

And not to stereotype my fellow nerds, but a lot of fellow nerds like myself, not too good at talking to the ladies. And you got to at least talk to a lady if you want to try to have sex with the lady. Yeah, except, unless... You can cut out that middleman, get right to business. Yep.

And pay for a nerd-first escort. Silicon Valley sex workers are charging how much per hour do they make and get right now in that area of the country? For one hour. One hour of... $500 to $1,000 an hour. $6,000 an hour. They are bringing in... Yep.

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So that they, when they encounter what they're calling things as, like, Navidia Bros or, like, computer bros. Yep. They can have a conversation because that whole hour, if I'm paying for an hour, what am I going to do with the other, 57 and a half minutes. So that's good. But all right, well, on other news,

I guess I will. Where is this now? Silicon Valley. Okay, bye. Bye. You heading out there, bud? Six thousand an hour? Give up your butt for six thousand an hour.

Who would it? Six grand, six grand, bro. Dude, whatever, dude, you'd be set. Yeah. One client. I'll buy a new butt. Overnight since experience. So some of these people are

paying for like 12 hours. They got money. It's like, you got to imagine They're in a boom right now. And they've got nowhere to spend those Those big bucks they're getting for These jobs. That's nothing to them.

Lucky says I was going to guess 8 grand an hour because I knew a few escorts Back in the day that were located in Orleans. They were making three to four grand an hour And that was 15 years ago. Crazy. Crazy. Good.

Get that money. Yeah, absolutely. It's the world's oldest profession. One client's overnight session involved minimal physical contact focusing instead on playful, nice conversation. Yeah. I mean, that bums me out that this poor guy

he doesn't have that in his life, but I get it. He's focused on education, he focused on... He wants to have a nice night in, have some playful banter. Maybe he gets a nice old-fashioned. Perhaps, but he said minimal. So maybe just want to have a conversation. That's it. That's it. Just a minimal contact.

That's it. A little kissing. Maybe touch it a little, and then that's it. I apologize to all the husbands today in the central New York area. He'll be notified their wives are moving to the West Coast. Seriously. Babe, I love you, but you and the kids, I got to get out there to make this money. Sorry.

These escorts believe that genuine human contact will become the ultimate luxury in the future, which is also kind of sad. But, again, these guys have focused on one thing, and that's college, learning, becoming smart. And look what we just talked about with those people that get addicted to the, AI person. Like that's their relationship. So yeah, I bet in the future, as that becomes more and more of a thing.

And they'd like actual real physical contact with a fleshy human? We don't need the love part. Computer Lady 1 is my love of my life. But to have some actual physical touch and just chat and, you know, the human, that's for the, you know what I mean? That's what an escort's going to be. Did you see that science, I don't have the footage. I'll have to find it.

scientists have created the first artificial tongue. Did you see that? I did only because I forget where it was, but somebody put up immediately of how quick does so-and-so get a hold of this or the adult industry or adult toy industry about to go wild or something. It's supposedly like the most realistic tongue scientists have ever developed. That'll also be used for things. Listen, you just go like every other red-blooded American.

Can you buy yourself a cow tongue from the butcher? The lady is spread to Kimbo, and you just... My other question is, because they said in the article I read yesterday about this realistic tongue, they're like, it's to help with compassion and nurture and all this stuff. The tongue? Yeah, I think we're thinking human and maybe they're thinking animal. Like a dog licking its puppies or something maybe? Why would I need that?

Yeah, I don't know. I just want to buy like five of them and put them all around your head. and watch just watch five little snaky tongues. A lot of bodily stories, bodily function stories today. I apologize.

But there was a, I guess New Zealand has this tourist attraction called the fernery at Queen Elizabeth Park. So it's like a... You know how we have the bird like building at the zoo?

Yeah. They have like a big building and it's full of all these ferns and people go visit the ferns or whatever. Okay, yeah. They had to shut it down. and it makes no sense people were going in the

fernery and pooping on the ground in the furnery and the city council is like there's restrooms right here maybe it's so peaceful it's just so nice in there maybe it's just so peaceful and serene

they're like I'm just going to go right here this is too good nice and quiet officials said the behavior is entirely unacceptable and noted several bathrooms are with an easy walking distance. A spokesperson said police will be contacted at the incidents continue. Counsel Lump, the size, excellent public toilets are available.

Just two minutes from the attraction. A go poop. Hold on. I'm just so, I get, well, I'm just so a piece in here. I could see how it gets so relaxed walking through the fernary. Let me see if I can't help myself. I don't know if it's just one guy. I want to find an image of it.

I remember just one guy being a silly goose. I remember those stories of that, like, superintendant that was pooping on the track of the own school? Yeah, I could poop in here. This looks really cozy. I could poop in here. The Josh Grossman story. Look at this.

This I could poop in there. How cozy would that be? I'd be all warm. I mean, I'd rather go to a bathroom, but that does look cozy. I mean, yeah, it looks cozy if I was like... An animal? Or a bird? or a cheetah or one of those like weird pig goat things or whatever.

And also, for those of you not watching in our Twitch and YouTube right now, let me just describe to you, this fernary is not big enough for privacy. No. So I would see you drop in squat. Yeah, I'd be like, hey. I'd be at one end of the fernary. It's like no bigger than like a high school gymnasium. It's like when a homeless guy takes a dump in our parking lot.

You're like, hey, whoa. Hey, I'm looking right at you. Can you not? Whoa, whoa. Can you not poop right there? It's the outdoors. I get excited. It's so peaceful in here.

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