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Episode Date: November 10, 2025

Waking up looked a little different this morning as we get our first snow. Lotta football loses over the weekend & a new betting scandal. Josh think Egg Rolls are the perfect human food, but what is happening on Thursday? Plus so much more on a big Mondeeeee show.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away whether I would. Oh my God, right over my house. Now they're pretty, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

All right, everybody, everybody calmed out. Good morning. This is K Rock. Because the lake's probably so warm right now. Some of you may be hearing our voices and you haven't got out of bed yet, or you haven't gone to let the dog out yet. That little pet. Yeah. Yeah.

You haven't looked out a window yet. Don't. I want to mentally prepare you for when you do look out that window. probably going to see a little snow. If you're listening to us in the central New York area right now, probably going to see a little snow. Yeah, I got some, you got some.

Yep, I didn't give it the old brush off. Probably going to see a little snow out of your window this morning. Tis the season, as Cody tries to remind me, we're in it. That's it. It's all right. It's a holiday season. That's it. Enjoy the flakes.

I don't get mad at it until after New Year's. Yep. I got randomly a little, into a couple of holiday episodes of home improvement yesterday. Oh, okay. Now, I'm still in Thanksgiving mode. I'm not going to go full Christmas yet, but I'll watch a Thanksgiving episode if it's on. I watched it just happened to be right on the TV.

I went, well, okay. And it is, it is planes, trains, and automobile season, and I did watch the John Candy documentary. Oh, did you? Yeah. Is it good? It's perfect. Yeah.

It starts out the saddest it's going to be. Like, I started. it and I go, all right, let's just see this bums me out. Yeah, I'm sure it's extreme as that. And it starts out at his funeral. So it's like, oh, all right, I guess we're in it now. And it was

perfect. It was great. He was such a legend. It's weird they have footage of that stuff. Of his funeral? Just like that, because wrestlers, that was, when they died when I was younger, that was my first look into that world that happens. Like what?

Funerals? Well, that there's if it's like a famous person, that there's going to be a ton of footage and pictures. Because they show pictures of, I don't remember who died, but, and it was all the wrestlers. And I was like, wait, what? First of all,

they hate each other, but okay. Okay, why would he go to his funeral? Sure, whatever. They are not friends. But whatever. Right. And then I was like, but they have like cameras and stuff. Yeah.

And then it was the, I think the Princess die stuff was pretty quick after. Yeah. I could talk more about it in a bigger break, but it was fantastic. Who was in chat? Because I did see stuffy. Hello?

Snuffy dropping very important information. Josh Wegmans has Santa-shaped Kit Katz. Like the Count, but Santa. Good to know. Okay. Good to know. I tried to look for those when they did the, you know, all the candy sale. Like a Walmart and such just to see.

Dumping all the stuff off? Yeah, they didn't have anything. Lottie with a 75-month sub. Wow, we've been streaming for a long time. Fuzz, thank you for renewing your sub. Yes, it is a Monday. Yes, you're going to have some snow probably on your car. places more than others.

Looks like on the map they just showed basically a target on my house. It says six to ten inches by the end of today. And it's tomorrow. So F that and the F man. I mean, that's that sucks. It's because of the

the lake. It's been warm. It was a hot hot summer. Yeah. So I mean, I'm sure the lake and if you look, you know, when they showed that map, that looks like wind catching right off of the lake. I was hot this summer for sure. Oh, yeah. And my heat.

It was hot boy summer and I bumped everything up and then there we go. And that was it. So prepare yourself. Hey, can't park there. Prepare yourself. You know, I'll park there. For a little bit of snow this morning. Take your time, everybody. Right. Show fam. Take your time to work. Because you know all the other A-holes are going to be zipping by you. You take your time. You'll be safe.

You'll get there when you get there. All right. Go real slow like. Twitch and YouTube. Mike's always on. We'll get a lot of coverage over the weekend we've got to talk about. I know how much several of you love when we get sportsy. So a lot of football talk. Not only did Q's get murdered, so do the bills.

You can say Cowboys, too. It doesn't matter. Did the Cowboy win? No, they didn't play. Oh, they didn't play? It was just a bye week. So they didn't lose. Cowboys didn't lose this week before.

Or tie. Oh, Kelly says she got her first speeding ticket yesterday on the throw way. Slow down. Tisk. Did they get you or did the little machines get you? Yeah, was it like a human being or was it like the, this is enforced by camera? I don't know.

I always liked when I go under those to do something because I always think that somewhere in like the throughway offices, there's a bat, you know, in the cameras that are like built in now. Like I'll put my finger, my nose or whatever. They're like, look, oh, nose picker. Mark, you owe me lunch. That's funny. I think you are definitely being photographed and that exists somewhere.

I don't think anyone's paying attention, though. There's probably so many happening. Because I miss the little interaction on the throughway because you used to be able to pretend you're Australian to the people giving your ticket and then when you're paying them. They wouldn't know. You'd be good, good, Mike. Thank you.

Good time, might. Have a good one. Well, Kelly, that's... Listen, you got that new crookoon blood in you. You're running feral on the highways. That's true. You're thinking you're all... You're sinning.

We're speaking to getting to choose. Who is our first spinner on Friday show. Thank you to everybody who came down. to the Wheel of Tattoo's broadcast on Friday. Had a great time. I was thrilled with it. No, that was the best wheel of tattoo show ever. You think so?

Yeah. What about it brought... Top to bottom excitement. Everybody was happy with their designs. Right out the gate. Kelly gets the Cracoon. Which was like the one A or one B of whatever one wanted, depending on whether or not you wanted the Sasquatch.

What does it say about the audience of this broadcast that people wanted a raccoon smoking methamphetamine. Yep. And everyone, they were all okay with it. But that one year that there was a weed candy, it was like, oh boy. Yeah, how far are we falling? Everybody watch out. All of a sudden, now you're all bunch of sinners. Next year it'll be someone with a, what do you do, a fresh, shiny surface to do, and then cocaine on it. We did not have any first timers this year. I couldn't think of a mirror. We did not have any first timer, like with no tattoos at all. No. No, I thought we did for a second.

That's the fault on me. I like to have somebody get their first tattoo on the wheel of tattoos. No, it was, there was no, I mean, there was from, you had the good idea of you spinning in the middle, so everyone at least got to see that you got the best. I got the lupus vacuum or whatever you say. Yep. We leave my vacuum a little. I agree that it was even better because some guy wasn't there at 6 a.m. Spinning. That made it even better. That some quitter didn't come. Handbuzz sat out this year.

But it just... He was retired. There were good spin after good spin. Mm-hmm. Brianna got a tattoo. Yep. Oh, man. It was awesome.

It was awesome. We had a whole bunch of you came down. It was nice to meet so many of you, obviously. Whole morning of Rosa. Whole morning of Rosa is a fun hang. Rosa's son, Rocco, got his ears, peers. Yep. He looked fantastic.

It's going to be the coolest kid in school today. She said he's walking around like he's a big deal now. that he's got pierced ears, yeah. That's awesome. Donkey loves his tattoo. Everybody loves his tattoo. Handsome Nick got the broken stool. Yep.

Handsome Nick might be our most attractive listener, in my opinion right now. He's a handsome fella. He looks exactly like David Beckham. He's a gorgeous man. It's crazy. Shout out to Handsome Nick for getting the broken stool tattoo. Ladies, I loved seeing Handsome Nick. Yep.

So it was a fun show, man. Another fun show in the books. Hopefully we get to do it again next year, you know? Let's break down a bunch of sportsy sports things because a lot this weekend. Let's start with actually baseball because it's over, but I guess we've got an arrest made because we're sports betting again, guys. That is, um...

We're throwing games, and I love it. Yeah, I love it. Well, across the board here, now it's baseball. We just talked to basketball. Who is this guy? What was he doing? Now, a couple pictures from the, uh, the guardians there apparently have started to throw some pitches. And I mean, like, throw them.

Like, you know. So like the bet. Who is the guys? Give me the names. Luis Ortiz and, is it a manual, Clace? Is that it? Clace is a, yeah, an all-time All-Star and two-time reliever of the year. And they've both been arrested. TV says they were arrested.

Yeah. Because what were they doing? They would have to, like, it was more of these parlay bets, right? These little, like, prop bets? Yep, there was a game in 2023 against the Mets, Clace relayed information that he would throw a pitch faster than 94. $1.95 miles per hour. Betters won $27,000 on that one pitch.

Sick. A couple weeks later, sort of the same thing. Betters added a leg to a parley for a pitch that would be a ball slower than 94.95 miles an hour and won $38,000, $38,000 when Clayce threw it like five feet in front of the home plate. Yeah, I know that I'm, I know that I'm way in the minority this, but maybe. Maybe sports batting isn't a good idea. When human beings can be involved and they can change outcomes, maybe that's not a good idea.

Yeah, I don't know what you could do. I know. You can't. I don't think they're ever going to. No state is going to be like, no, we're going to take that back. The horse is out of the barn. We'll give up that money. Horses out of the barn.

I just think like, you know, when it comes to gambling, it's got to be diced, like random things. You're going to have to do something with the athletes, I guess. Or at least prop bets. Maybe you can only bet money lines, win or lost. Because it seems like these are the prop bets are the ones they can throw. Yeah, because it's crazy, not easy else everyone would win. It's crazy, easy to, you know, kind of bet and win some of these things where it's just everything.

Because it's everything. You can go on and be like, is you going to throw a ball next? I'll bet $5. And you can. That's clearly where the problems are coming from, is these little prop bets. And that's where they're... All right. They're gambling illegally on it.

Let's see. It's arrested for gambling next week. It's always somebody. I was going to say it's no way it's just those two. No, lots more will come out, I'm sure. Yeah, they're definitely just tipping the iceberg here. But these guys make so much money. Clayson's made more than $12 million in his career.

But what about a little bit more? Right, but what about... What about a little bit more? Let's talk football then as Syracuse loses to Miami. We all saw that coming. They hung with them for a little bit. Yeah, gave you a little... I watch any of it.

I don't care. Gave you a little hope. It was kind of a back and forth. You're like, oh, do they have Miami's number? And then they don't at all. But now they're in a buy week, so I don't know what they do. Not their year. Like, do you just admit that we're not going to make a bowl game

and let's try to figure out what we're doing for next season? Is it too early to do that? Isn't that what he said they were doing? Didn't they play a bunch of, like, freshmen and stuff? Oh, I don't know. I didn't hear his press conference. Because at this point, that's all you really can do. Yeah, you just admit that you're out of bowl contention and move on.

Yep. They did not. The backup quarterbacks are backup quarterbacks for a reason. And, I mean, you just got to chalk this up to at least, Fran's not going to go to a big, big-name team. He's going to stay around. He can't get any job offers off this season, so we'll still have them next year, hopefully.

Q's Hoops won, though. That's good news. Hoops won. Mello's kid, Kian Anthony. Am I saying it right, Kian Anthony? Oh, yeah, I think Kahn. 19, that's good. Yeah, they look decent out the gate.

But again, that's what they're supposed to do. Not, you know, underplaying it or anything. But these are the games that they are supposed to be, you know, putting up big points that way. You know, basically high school teams. So you try to be putting up something here. Because they don't have a real, oh, wow. Yeah, end of this month is when it really picks up for them.

They play in that tournament where number two Houston and number 19 Kansas back to back. Yeah, so you'll get a better look at the team, I think, in those games. So that's, again, they have two more it looks like to kind of keep building that up and get a little confidence going and then, you know, lose one game and have this town. Lose their minds. Turn on them quick as they possibly can. But now it's NFL time. It's a busy Sunday yesterday. They're good games.

I don't know what time that Falcons Colts game started, but it was 930. It was a 9.30 a.m. game. Because you got to tap into that Berlin, Mark. Who else is going to do it, you know? I mean, they're impassioned over there. There's German viewers, and we need them. We need their monies. It was actually a really good game.

It was a great game to the end. Colts pulled it off, 3125. Awesome. Watching Jonathan Taylor, I love games like that. 24-yard rushing. Yeah, they got a good game over there in Berlin, at least that. Yeah, it was a Madden game. Absolute Madden game.

Jet beat the Browns, 2720. Very confusing. It's one of those where that's why gambling, like we've been talking about, is impossible. with stuff like this. It's dumb. Saints over the Panthers. Another one that you wouldn't have been able to tell me what's going to happen. Patriots are terrible.

Patriots over the Bucks. You said the Patriots have been sleepy good this year. May is a baller. That dude is unreal. I don't know, man. I don't know if they're for real, but the Bucks team is really good. And they gave it to them.

They did what they were supposed to touch down every quarter. I mean, I don't know that. And Henderson looked really good. It was a funny moment. So he's so fast that the Patriots running back. He had time while he was running. It was towards the end of the game. And they were only up, you know,

it was going to be a certain amount. So they wanted, he looked over the sideline to see if they wanted him to slide. And they're like, no, touchdown. Keep going on. Okay, I remember touchdown. Yeah, that's awesome. So that was pretty funny. Ravens over the Vikings.

Yeah, they're going to end up turning their season around. The Ravens. What are they now, four and five? Yeah. Oh, that's what I saw. I saw Michael Strayhan complaining about some, like, call on Lamar Jackson. Oh, I didn't see. Just let, we play football.

Quarterback play football, do. Sometimes you're going to get hit. I don't know what he was saying. Yeah, defensive guys that do the commentary don't like the way that quarterbacks are protected. Yeah, they're just babies. They are. They're protected. Shocker, I think, of the day.

Which one? Dolphins killing the bills. Yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah, I agree. Shocker of the day, 30 to 13 is all unreal because Josh Daniel came to everything himself. No, he needs something. somebody else out there. He can do everything himself, man.

And it started to rain, so they were dropping passes. It just got real greasy down there. Yeah. Well, well, it's all right, though. Six and three. I would love to be six and three. Giants lost to the Bears. Yeah, that was not their fault.

They were going to win. And then Jackson Dart took a smack to the head, and he got a concussion. Oh, no. So he's out now? And it was funny. Probably just, maybe not even the next game. Just the rest of that one. It was funny listening to the commentators try to

sell the fact that no no no stay here Russell Wilson isn't sucky no no it's a very viable backup if you you go down you if you want to have a backup the NFL this is the backup to have and then there goes the lead

they only get three points it was rough Texans over the Jags yeah watch any of that Red Zone showed that a lot if anybody watches Red Zone it was very weird the amount that they showed the Jaguars and Texans game.

Must have been a hot game for him, I guess. Seahops over the Cardinals. And then all three of these, the second half. I was so disappointed in these ones. I thought they were going to, all three had a chance to be decent. I know the commanders don't have a, Jaden Daniels, but the other games looked decent. Yeah, lines over the commanders,

and then Rams killed the 49ers. All very weird scores. Yeah, 422-4-22. 44-22. Yeah. All right. Oh, very weird. That sucked.

And then last night's game, I went to bed, 25, 10 charges over the Steelers. That was not enjoyable. Tonight you get Eagles Packers. That would be a good game. That would be a good game. That would be a good game. That would be a foreign one.

I mean, if anything, maybe it's snowing in Green Bay. Oh, that'd be fun. Snowing in Green Bay. It was funny during the Bills game yesterday. They're like, oh, it's starting to rain here. And then one of the announcers is like, well, right now in Orchard Park, it's snowing. So at least you have rain.

In Chicago, for the Bears game, it was snowing a little bit. It had a little, let some flurry. It was cool. So we're getting into that time of year where you never know. Like I said at the top of the hour, you just look out your window. Get ready. If you haven't looked out your window yet, you might see little flakes on the ground. Oh, God.

You watch your mouth. Don't forget, you can get a seat on the Mastrovito Hyundai Bills bus. Uh-oh. Heading out to see Bill's Eagles. Yeah. Get your tickets now. Okay, rock.com. You got to have tickets to the game, but we'll cover the parking, the gas, the tolls, all of that.

That's the part that really is the Yeah, the bitch Just getting dropped off at the game It's just clutch Yeah, how to do what to do What I need to bring? What are we going to do? Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. Get your tickets. You go enjoy the game. Bring your jacket from. Shout out to Master Vito Hyundai. Clutch. Clutch. A New York woman has filed a $5 million

lawsuit against Post claiming her honeycomb cereal box contained fewer servings than advertised. Uh-oh. Court documents show the plaintiff alleges the family size box had one serving less than the labeled 13 servings calling the packaging false and misleading. How much money do you think she was deprived according to this lawsuit? How much did she get? How much did she lose out on?

How much did she lose out on because it did not have a full 13 servings? Man, at least 20-something cents. 45 cents. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Double it. Now, I'm with her. If you're trying to screw us out of our product.

No, yes. We see you shrinkflation. I know what you're doing. Yep. Yep. I saw the news last week about, oh, the Walmart holiday meal is so much cheaper this year. It's like 10 fewer items. And you're not tricking us.

And it's a great value items. Yeah, and it's not name brand items. I know what you're doing out there. she says the woman claims she was deprived of 45 cents after paying $6 for the cereal. Ooh, she got the family size box. Her attorney state she has suffered injury due to the box being misbranded. What? I know, bud.

I know, but I know. Just give her 45 cents then. You know what? I'll round it up and give you a dollar. There you go. Here's a whole dollar bill. What do you, what are you doing? What does she want?

I don't, she wants money, obviously. Yeah. plaintiff continues to suffer harm because she cannot rely on the products labeling, including the representations for their truth and thus is unable to determine whether she can purchase the products in the future. I mean, I get that part. And I wish that maybe if, you know, the little justice was done, maybe that there could be, you know, like an actual ruling of like, hey, guess what? If you say there's 13 servings, you have to put 13 servings. That's how it works. Yeah.

Because, I mean, if you want to, you know, go real low, you know, and break it way down, what if that person has a bunch of kids? And every day, she can only afford one serving for each kid. And all of a sudden you get to Thursday or Friday and you have one kid doesn't get to eat. And now that kid has a malnutrition and then he gets dysentery and dies on the Oregon Trail. Wow. We went real dark there, bud. How do you feel about that, post?

Well, listen. Hmm? I am never going to side with a super mega-coast. corporation, and I'm not here because you've got to give, like Cody said, what you promise on the box. Do I think it's a frivolous lawsuit? Probably a little bit. But listen, if we got to start calling people out for ripping us off, then let's do it.

If this is what it takes for them to... Oh, I guess... Oh, geez, I guess they are paying attention. We did short you because you know that that was probably a conscious effort by a bunch of rich-ass white dudes that are sitting around a table going, if we can just put little servings and each one of these boxes, they just say 13. If we put one fewer Pringle in the can. If we screw these guys out of 45 cents, it'll screw them over, but we in the long

run will be extra millionaires. Let's do it. They do it. If it means they can make a little more money, they will do it. The corporations keep making money. They ain't soft for instance. No. Just to sneak, a few, those chip bags getting smaller and smaller, serial boxes getting smaller and smaller.

You tell you, because I'd be pissed if I, my eye. ice cream and there's, you know, 45 cents, a couple scoops out and be like, sorry. Sorry, dude. Like, hey, wait a minute, those could be the best bites. They're doing that move now where they take one little piece of gum out of the gum packs. Have you seen

that? Like, you know, like the packs that have like the, how you punch you the foil? And they're just not... Empty one. Or they don't put it there? Yeah, dude. Call them out. Because, right, because to them, to you, it's not that big a deal. But that's still... To them, it adds up.

but to them they went out of their way. They sat around a table and went if we just don't yeah. And we say it's for packaging and to make the gum extra fresh if there's just a freshness air bubble. And they get their big bonuses because they saved the

company money. Big bonuses, little wieners. Oh, comes out of us. You know guys? Anyways, I hope, I don't know what I hope she gets out of this. I'm just glad you brought some attention to. Yeah, if anything, them cereal boxes sneakily shrinking on us. Because I, I want some honey I love honeycombs.

I love fruity pebbles. There's another brand. I got some fruity pebbles yesterday. That is a good one, but I was going to say honeycomb, top-notch dry cereal. I don't, dude. I can't. Fruty pebbles, one of the worst. How, you are disturbed when I eat a whole pack of Eminem's or Skittles.

You like that? I'm disturbed by you eating dry cereal. That just gives me a texture. I eat a whole box of those honey oes that I like so much without any milk at all. Oh, it's like just eating dry, just, Fish grabble to me. At one point, I did pour some into a bowl, and then I didn't have milk, and I went,

don't care, and just ate it like this. I had to get up in my pajamas and drive to Burn Derry yesterday because I needed cereal so bad. And there was no milk in the house, and I needed to eat cereal so bad. And I was like, all right, I've got to go to Burn Derry. You didn't even, did you think about water for a second? Never, ever.

No? Never, ever. I do sometimes. Never ever. If I really, if I'm like, I really want to have a lot of moisture. I will. I don't care.

It just means I'm not drinking the frosted flakes milk. And then I just, I don't know. I get up and I just, I love a bowl of cereal on a Sunday morning. Have you ever had one of those, those like cone cup or bowl cup things where it's like you put the bowl of cereal in there, but then the milk's on the outside, you can like, we had those for our kids. Do they work? They're pretty cool.

Or the cereal stays drive. They can also have the. Yeah, we had those for the kids. They're probably in our basement. Everything ends up in the basement at some point after the kids outgrow it. Up in their rooms. A lot of you like raw dog and cereal. Dry cereal is the best.

Space Babe, loves dry cereals, especially my Cheerios. I don't know how you do it. Ooh, nice. I like the flavor Cheerios dry. Yeah. Those are good. I don't know how you guys do it. Rocket Roll Hall of Fame adoptions over the weekend.

This is Taylor Thompson with Mike McCready and the rest of Soundgarden. I got a bunch of clips I'll play it Oh, cool She did Rusty Cage Brandy Carlisle did one I shared the Brandy Carlisle one I don't have that clip in front of me But I really love Brandy doing

Black Hole Sun Yeah was it better It was better than that Yeah There was a whole bunch of great clips That came out of it I don't know where to watch it though It was streaming live

I didn't know where to find it It used to be on HBO Forever ago Because it would like they would put it all over the place But now I haven't been able to will ever find it for years. They like hide it. Like Saturday night, I started to see all those, like, these clips coming out and people were and it's like streaming live. And I'm like, where was it streaming live? Yeah. I don't know. I didn't work too hard to find it. I'm sure I could have,

but I couldn't find it anywhere. This was Jim Carrey inducting Soundgarden. Okay. After the show, they handed me what is to this day one of my most prize possessions. He's talking about when they were the musical guest on SNL in 1990. The day he hosted. Offender telecaster. Chris played on the show. He's on Disney Plus. Signed by the whole band.

Pay no attention to the burn marks on the pick guard. Someone backstage was playing with matches. This is Brandy Carlis. No, man. You know who stood out of the, and I'm not going to break down the whole show. You can go watch it. But I love the speech.

Jack White made a great speech because Meg White didn't come. She doesn't, she doesn't, she has severe social anxiety. It's why they split up a long time ago. Gotcha, got you got to want to be on the road. The last time they performed together was Conan O'Brien's final show. Oh wow. Because Conan gave them so much, I mean, he put them on a lot. Like, he broke them, essentially.

So they got, they reunited, but they had never been on stage again. He did a great speech about how, you know, that, like, he called her his sister and all that stuff. Outcast was phenomenal. That's cool. I didn't watch the Tyler the creator stuff yet, sister, but I did love Outcast making their speech. David Letterman was there, you know, my hero, David, talking about being a, this is, he was inducting Warren's Yvonne.

I think Warren's final performance was on Letterman before he passed. He was him talking about. Spoiler alert. The last time I saw Warren, after the show, Warren goes up to his dressing room. He's got the guitar there that he's used every time he's a, on our show. He picks up the guitar and he puts it in the guitar case. He hands it to me and he says,

take care of this for me. So for 22 years, I have taken care of the guitar. This is the guitar right here. Tonight it's going back to work. That's awesome. I'm hiding in Honduras Desperate Man. This is the killers performing

Warren Ziva. Okay. I got Cindy Lopper talking about her induction. She got inducted over the weekend. Wow, that took a while. I know that I stand on the shoulders of the women in the industry that came before me. And my shoulders are broad enough to have the women that come after me stand on mine. Store Jane.

She's singing with Avril Levine right there. Oh, cool. That's neat. I have, and then finally, what was the last clip I wanted to play? Oh, so this was the funny. This is my favorite part. I was not shocked by this. But all the headlines, because Salt and Pepper got inducted.

Nice. All the headlines are like, wow, Salt and Pappa still got it. You're they right? They thought, yes, they still got it. Because they're still out there. They're still out there playing shows every night. Yeah. And they do still got it.

Yes, they do. I love Salt and Pappa so much. This was them. Was it all of them? Was Spinderella there too? Oh, great question. I mean, because that's not fair. Yes, because Spinderella became the first female DJ to be inducted.

Nice. Nice check one. Mike sound nice check two. A mic sound nice. Nice 10th three Oh You ready Rock and roll

It's called Pepple Oh yeah When were they here? A couple fairs ago No long ago at all Oh I just love Sala'Bapa so much They might be one of my favorite groups

at all time They're a fun vibe Very fun vibe Come on sex I can't hear you Talk about sex I'm uncomfortable. Congratulations to everybody.

They're talking about sex. I'm uncomfortable. Anybody finds where I can watch the whole show back. Let me know. They're all saying Disney Plus. Yeah, probably Disney Plus. I got rid of my Disney. I didn't like what they were doing, so I don't have that anymore.

But anyways, I'll find it online somewhere. Okay. If you're waking up this morning, maybe you're looking out your window. Seeing a little bit of white stuff on the ground. Sounds like you had a fun night. Oh, get it? Or the other stuff. Hey.

But I don't. Clean it up. Clean it up. We got to do a read here. Oh, okay. It's happening, folks. It's right around the corner. Some might say it's even this week.

Summer. As, well, this weekend, we're going to be having some runs. No, next weekend we'll have me some runs. But November 17th, seven days from today. One week. One week. Ew. Central New York's favorite holiday tradition,

Wegman's lights on the lake. opens a week from today. Now, if you get your tickets at lights on the lake.com and use code LOL Santa. Wall. Wall Santa. For a limited time, you can save $5. So let's run through all the good news, all the things coming up. You can register now, and this is my favorite alliteration in a read in a while.

I do like this. Chick-fil-A-C-C-Flea-C-C-Light. Lights on the Lake 5K. Chick-Falaya. Light's in the Lake 5K. That's Saturday. Run your worries away. November 27th.

You can walk it, you can run it. Or the upstate orthopedics 5K run on Sunday. So if you want to walk it, you do it on Saturday. You want to run it. You do it on Sunday. Both of those are at 6 a.m. You can take in the sights of the beautiful lights

before the sun comes up for the run or the walk. Limited space is available. All that information is that light in the lake. com. Now let's not forget Charity nights are kicking off on the 17th first night. We'll announce that charity but $5 tickets so you're going to save money. Tuesday will be the doggy drive.

That's one I do. I like that one. I like that one. Donated to Humane C&Y and Second Chance Canine Adoption shelters. Again, just $5 tickets. And isn't, not the spoiler alert, but aren't they going to be probably giving those little other treats away? I haven't heard. Remember

the left over ones from the sputacular troll. Oh, that'd be cool. I didn't know about that, but that'd be cool. So your dog might be getting a little treat on that, on that day. So we'll see. And then, by the way, happy 215th birthday to the Marines. But next Wednesday is military night. Show your military ID at the gate for a free admission that's active or retired. Wegman's Lights in the Lake presented by upstate Honda dealers and upstate Galasano Children's Hospital. I love the CD. You got the shirt on and everything. I do. Oh, geez.

Got excited. I got excited. Sorry. It yanked on it. I got too excited. Well, for this holiday season, you may notice that Target is getting a little flurtier. Target has not been having a great time with sales. Nah.

I have not been going to Target. Nope. For my own personal reasons. Nope. But they have a new rule. If you're not, if you're shopping at Target this holiday season, and it seems like an employee is being an extra attentive, it's because it's a new policy.

You love these policies, bud. If you see a customer, can you please go speak to that customer? Oh, is it like that? It's exactly what you used to hate doing. Oh, God, it's like the six foot rule or whatever that is within 10 feet. Oh, 10 feet.

Of an employee, they are told to smile. Yeah. If they get closer, they are told to make eye contact and wave. Yeah. Hi. Hi. What? Eye contact and wave.

You already lost me, Target. You don't got a portion. I mean, I'm a social introvert. You want me never coming in there again. Every one of them are going to be asking you if you need anything. Every single employee. Heading into the holiday, we're making adjustments and implementing new ways to increase connection the most important time of year.

Who is this target CEO and why do they suck so much? They have no understanding. Or to act like this, you're implementing some new crazy thing that you're so genius to come up with. that you know what I mean? Like, we were doing that at the chopper 15 years ago, man.

Yeah. And it doesn't work. It's very annoying. You get rid of it real fast because the customers start to complain after a while. I don't want to be spoken to. I don't want to be approached and waived at. Well, because here's the issue,

and this is, I think, why we ended up stopped not doing it for that long, because you don't know who that customer has seen already. They could have already. spoke to somebody else. So you have every goddamn employee in the store going Hi, how are you today? Can I help you with anything? No. Are you sure? Are you finding everything okay? No, I just talk to that person. Oh, okay, great.

Well, if you need anything, my name is Cody. If you need any help, okay? Nice to meet you, Cody. Oh, I see you're looking for this. Can I make a suggestion to... No, I'm fine. Okay, thank you. And that's going to be repeated. And that's when I leave and shop online, because I don't want to be approached at stores. Because that's what we used to have to do. Yeah

Wes says I work part-time at five below screaming at everyone that comes in the store sucks bad enough I'm not babysitting you Yeah

Hi welcome Let's Yes hi Hi My mother says Because Target is the most Root of all stores Why is that mom

Are they? Are they rude Are they rude Do you? If you're rude Don't you embarrass us In front of our mom

I like the approach Let me Let me try to understand What do I like In a store Do I like to be approached or not. If I've been in there a while and I'm clearly

can't find something, then I'm fine being approached. I like a store where the employees, I will use a... Are available? Yes, like a tops, for example, because it's kind of the difference between the two. Whereas if I'm in a Walmart the last so often, you've got the people that

apparently don't even work for Walmart. They only do the online shopping for Walmart. So that it makes it, so they aren't Walmart employees. Therefore, They don't have to move out of your way. They can run you down. Yes, that's the exact opposite. So there's nobody available.

There's no help, even though there's a litany of employees. So if you do anything, you're screwed, and the employees that are trying to run you over. Where's it where you go across the street to a tops? And they're all available. They're all doing their work. And if you need one, they're right there for a, hey, you know, I'm here quick. Yeah, what's up? Text line says, it's a high guy.

not can I help you, big difference, just trying to get these young kids to be mildly aware of the customers. They're aware of them, and if the customers need something, they can approach the person, right? Or, well, it could be an issue that they're having where the employees aren't

interacting or whatever. They could have gotten one too many complaints. You know how? When we work at Frightmare Farms, and the kid doesn't want to be interacted with, they carry around a little candle, Can I just do that in life? Can I just have a little candle in life where it just says do not interact with this person?

He is skittish and very scared. He's a skittish person, can't? Leave him alone. He's very anxious and skittish. Can you please just don't interact with him? He needs something. He'll find you if he needs something. Excuse me? Excuse me?

You go up to somebody, but you're, you've tucked the candle away because now you need the help. Excuse me, excuse me, I would like to interact now. And then they start talking to you and you get nervous and pull it up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not too many words. No, no, go away. Too many words. All right, all right.

You came up to me. Listen, I don't know her name, and I shout her out every time I'm thinking customer service, but it's my produce lady at the tops. She doesn't ever interact with me, but whenever I need something, oh, my God. She's so helpful. She'll go to the back exactly the kind of interactions I want. You just, you got it. You can't go from zero to 100 that fast.

Mm-hmm. And saw it from experience. Yeah. Especially because at least they're not doing the move of, Hi, hey, how you doing? Hey, can help you find something? Yeah, I don't know, just, you know, shopping for this. Oh, do you want me to show you what that is?

I can take you to that. Let me take you all the way across the store to that exact item. And you used to have to. I remember I got in trouble once for, I didn't, you're supposed to walk them to the item. And then get to where it is. Point at it. Point at it.

I walked near the item and went over there, right there. And you got in trouble. Wait, because it was one of those guys. See, Fuzz and I are on the same page here. We both need that candle for life. I really think that would be a funny idea. He is skittish and scared. He's got poops.

He's very nervous. Always one. He's always got a flannel. He's very, no, he's very no. He's nervous. Never mind. She throws the cart runs. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.

Your ears said exactly where to put the speech. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torrent. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.

See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Apparently this is a big deal to our audience. As it's been mentioned a lot this morning in our chat, Yeah. Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. It's a good Great Lakes beer, but... There's a song about it? Oh my God, yes. Gordon Lightfoot, the Ruck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

I think I've heard it. You don't know the story. I didn't know it was only 1975. I always thought it was way older than that, but it is an American Great Lakes freighter that sank during a storm on November 10th, 1970. with the loss of the entire crew, 29 men. Very sad. That sucks. For 17 years, the Edmund Fitzgerald carried taconite.

It's kind of an iron ore from Minnesota's iron range to Duluth, Minnesota. Yeah, it's when he moved to the B. Dhabah. And then to Iron Works in Detroit, Michigan, Toledo, Ohio, and other Great Lakes ports. Okay. Post, he said, he's in Michigan. He watches us from Michigan, says, I guess they make a big deal about it out there. They go buck wild about it.

Very sad story. Maybe not the right term. Buckwild about it. I just didn't know it was only 50 years ago. I didn't either. I thought it was from like the 1800s. Me too. Well.

Carrying a full cargo of tannic tachanite ore pellets with Captain Ernest M. McSorley in command, she embarked on her final voyage from Superior Wisconsin near Duluth. On the afternoon of November night, 1975, What caused it to sink? I don't even know. It was a severe storm. Two ships were caught in the severe storm. Hurricane force winds.

Maybe just that. Just the winds were too much. Too much for the old gal that day? I'm not dissing the Edmund Flex. I don't know much about it. It's a big deal for a lot of people, it seems, today. The disaster is one of the best known in the history of the Great Lakes. Shipping, in part because of this song that made it a subject of his 1977

ballad, the wreck of the admin Fitzgerald. It's crazy that that happened after they wrote this song. I know. I mean, what a james. They should have done something like, hey, this guy wrote a song. Right? That's the Titanic that hit an iceberg. Guys are silly. The sinking led to changes in Great Lakes shipping regulations,

including mandatory survival suits, depth finders, positioning systems, increased freeboard and more frequent inspections. Gotcha, okay. So it's just probably a really old boat, not ready or not able anymore to handle those type of conditions. Yeah, when it happened, it looked like it was 20 years old. It was a 1958 it was built. Did they ever like get it?

Oh, is it at the bottom? Do they know where it went down or anything like that? Did they go get in like. No voyage and wreck. Do any of the... Anything like that? The U.S. Navy pilot, uh... It's a pretty big lake.

On November 14th, 1975, they found it. Oh. I think it's still. down there, though. They're not going to lift it back up. No, but I mean, all right. So, you could put at least like a monument or something. All right. Crazy, see? Well, we honor.

Cool. We honor the crew. How long is this song? Seven minutes. Yeah. Seven minutes, my friend. Hmm. And this was a hit. This was a song that people liked.

And still liked. Yeah, people hear a lot of it, man. About a bunch of people dying. This song about six, seven minutes. Six and a minute. It's a, it's a cool, like, I like the vibe of it, but it's not like a... Well, it was 1970s. Remember, you could write anything back then.

Yep. Speaking of six, seven, hold that thought. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay. All right. Can't log into it. Oh, I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. In the rooms of her ice water mansion. Imagine playing this song live Damn, but I can't find it The other side of this I'll find it And play it for you

There was a field trip To a women's basketball game And The woman had 65 points She was going to the line for two field Free throws Gotcha She hit the first one

Six, six points She hit that second one That was it The place goes Lost it Crazy I tease the thing I'm not gonna play Because it doesn't exist

And it never existed apparently It just I dreamt it I just wish you were such a liar I am a liar I wish you were such a liar Iowa State doesn't even have my band is Come on game I'm over it

There was a clip That I had seen with my own eyes I had heard it I had made a mental note Play this on Monday's show And now it doesn't exist. But there's, if it helps, there's a million of them now. I know.

It's every, because it's every team. Of a basketball team on field trip day. And the woman scored two field goals. Or what I'm saying field goals. Free throws. To go from 65 to 67 and the kids went nuts. You just want the lady announcer. I have the ESPN clip of them freaking out.

Yeah. I wanted the. broadcast where the guy says if she scores these two baskets, this place is going to go nuts and I wanted that drop. But it's over. I'm over it now. I'm over it. Hold on. Hold on. Over it. Let me do one more thing. Because now I can't find it. I spent that entire commercial break, Googling it, checking all my DMs that you all send

me. Then it doesn't exist. You could go on to where it's like women's basketball. I don't want to look it up anymore. It's fine. It's over. I'm moving on. Let's not spend any more time to it. But what if? Mm-hmm. Just real quick, though. Mm-hmm.

What if, though, we went just real fast? Because I'm already freaked out about what's going to happen this week, Cody. Did you see my Facebook post? What's this week? You know, I got a little Chinese food, your boy. Okay. Your boy got a little Chinese food. Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay.

Hold on. Did Cousin J? Yes, I think Cousin J found me the clip. Stand by. Stand by. Let me see if this is the clip. It's not going to be the clip, but I'm going to laugh. It's not. It's just not.

Okay. It's going to lose his mind. Iowa State, by the way, the Cyclones 3 and 0 at home. Just saying, ladies cyclones, off to a whirlwind start. What's shocking is it also? Women's College basketball.

Catch the fever! If kids really want this next basket, Jonathan. I understand. Understand. And makes the second. And there you go. You got to do it. They're freaking out, 6-7.

That is a clip of it happening, but not the clip I saw. It doesn't matter. That's a different team. Doesn't matter. Totally different team. That's Oakland. But I did see it. Now I'm moving on because it doesn't matter.

What's hysterical, though, is if you just Google that, there are so, every team that is hitting that this year. This is about to be a very fun college basketball season. If that's going to go on. Every time six, seven happens. A bunch of people in the crowd are going to go crazy as long as the students are there. Although I do wonder if. laugh my ass off. I do wonder if we've burned it because so many teachers and adults dressed as

6-7 for Halloween. They're trying. I think that it might be going away. They're trying to kill it off. They're trying to kill it. But it's, but what's funny is that now it's got a little second wind because people like us think it's funny. Yeah, olds. Yes. Now that the olds have attached themselves to it. This is funny. So it's got a little bit of

legs to it and then it'll die out because then it'll get to like the much older group. My mother, okay, here, not Hold on. As soon as your mom starts. No, no, no, no. You want to hear a text from Tam Tam?

The first 6-7 joke from either one of our moms, it's officially over. You want to hear a text from Tam, Tam? Oh, boy. When was I checking in on her? Oh, so Wednesday night, I text. I'm a dad like this. And when I know wind is coming, I want my family to charge her devices. Got to make sure.

Yep, my mom does the same thing. So I text my mother, charge your phone. She says everything is charged, including extra units. I said, good, job. job. She replied, I ain't no holobat girl. I said, wow, look at you. What does that even mean?

To which she replied, 6, 7. And I go, all right, enough. What is that? Enough. And then she gave me a kissy face. I don't know. I don't know. It was not relevant to the conversation, but 6.7. I ain't no hollabat girl.

Hell yeah, because she ate. And I said, okay, look at you. She just said six, seven. Who do you B, A, any, any, any, any, any, any, bananas? Oh, Tam, Tam, two hips. You got their house back. She got them two hips. That's it.

You know. All right. You better call for going on over. I'm kind of freaked out. We got it. This might be a deeper dive for all of us. Good morning. This is K. Rock.

Um, I got Chinese food Friday night because your boy eats Chinese food, which, sidebar conversation. What? I didn't get a fortune cookie when I got Chinese food delivered like two weeks ago. Now you say that. All right. But go ahead. Sorry. I think the egg roll is the most perfect food.

Like you remember back when they were making Soylent Green? Like this is the most sustainable food. No, you can live off of only Soilent Green. Remember that? Honestly, it was people and all that. Yes. Honestly, I don't understand the whole thing because I always heard that joke about it being people. So I don't know what's real and what's not.

I don't even know what Soilent green is. Well, Soilent. Now Soilent Green is the movie where it's like, Oh. Humans. So, it's supposed to be this, it has all your nutrients and vitamins in it and like super. It's like that green powder that we have us drink now? Yes, like body hack people or whatever.

Like I drink soylent because it does everything in it. And people said it's people. Ignore the something great thing. Oh, okay, okay. Soilent does really exist. Oh, it's like a perfect blend of all the vitamins and minerals you need today. All right. So people who are like body hackers, they're like, I will drink soilant and that will give me a,

and I'll move on to my day. Okay. I would do that with egg rolls because I think egg rolls have all. We need an egg roll? Yes, I would, I think an egg roll has all the vitamins and minerals my body needs. Your body craves it. If I think about it, it's got protein with the pork in there. Oh, you get pork.

Pork egg rolls. It's got the vegetables with the cabbage that's in there. Yep. It's got my grains and whatever the outer layer is. Some sodium in there for my, you know, whatever. Using a little duck sauce. There's a duck or soy sauce Whatever duck is

So that's basically all of the Vitamins and minerals my body needs in a day Are you doing any other type? Like are you in the morning having breakfast egg roll? Nope. Okay. No? Nope.

Because you know like they have You know like the egg rolls that we like You know the pizza egg rolls and stuff like that So you're just, you only want real authentic Chinese food egg rolls As soon as you wake up in the morning Just so you have a little bit Yep. Move on with your day.

And I tested this theory on Saturday. And you had one and you were able to move on with your tip. I had five egg rolls. How many effing egg rolls do you order, sir? I order seven. And on Friday, I was like, you know what I'm going to do tomorrow? I'm going to see if I can exist only on egg rolls. Oh, okay.

You didn't eat them in one frigging breakfast. No, I wanted to test my theory. Are these the perfect food? It's that and only that forever. Yeah. I can do it. I think I could do it. I thought you meant like a vitamin.

You wake up, pop an egg roll. I'm good. No, I just had all of those. I am. And now later on you can have other things. But you mean just from here on out, you're egg rolling. So I had five egg rolls. All right.

You know it up for my Saturday. Six or seven egg rolls ordered. Yep. Get up, get out of bed, first egg roll all the day. Done. I got that start. I feel great. I feel full.

Feel energized. Then lunchtime comes. Now I got two. Now I got at least two. Now I double it up. Yeah. Lunchtime, two egg rolls. So I've had my breakfast.

And I got two egg rolls in me. And then I know later on today, dinner time I can do two more egg rolls. I sustained my body for an entire day on egg rolls. I mean, that's science proven. It's pretty impressive, although I'm sure I'm going to be feeling the effects of that throughout the morning, as it was your family. Now, was it healthy? No, probably not.

But in my mind, I feel like that's the most, that's a complete meal. Each one is a complete meal. It's got everything in it. It's got everything that you need. And GoPack says, Josh likes them for the shape and chat. Yep. I don't want I philate them. All right.

I mean, are you forced to secure? your butt out the door to fart or you just let her rip right there. Dude, yesterday was violence. I'm saying it was in another room. Six or seven egg rolls full of cabbigs. My wife and her mother and our oldest went to Haifner's for the day to look at the Christmas decorations. Yep. No.

And you want to be in the house with me? It is a lot of things in them, but I usually just do the regular vegetable. Do you? You don't like the pork fried egg roll? It's all right. I mean, but whoever is just the standard without having to switch the egg roll for when it comes in my, like with my combo meal. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

But no, I didn't get a fortune cookie from the place that delivered to me. Now that I say that. Let's talk about fortune cookies. You owe me one, Carousal Mall. As after I eat my Chinese food. Destiny or whatever it's going to be whenever it closes or sells or whatever. I open up my cookie. Okay.

And I get the fortune. And the fortune says, your hard work will pay off this Thursday. Hmm. What is this? Now, as someone with anxiety, don't ever do that ever, ever, ever. Don't be like, can you talk to me later? Well, guess what, Thursday, 11, 13, 25, we'll see you. 11.13, that might be it.

Or, like, can we have a meeting on Tuesday? Like, don't do that to somebody with anxiety. Now, this, I guess you could say is optimistic. Your hard work will pay off Thursday. How? What's happening on Thursday that my hard work will pay off? What's going on? So I post this.

Yeah. Apparently, I'm not the only one counting down to Thursday. Show bro Joe posted his fortune cookie. This Thursday, trust the timing of your journey. What? Where's my other one? That's weird.

Is it all from the same? Another show, bro. Your Thursday will be filled with positive energy and optimism. Somebody didn't spread out the Thursday fortune cookies properly. Well, here's my question. Are we like counting down to something Thursday? Or do they just put the word Thursday in fortune cookies? is to make it seem like something's going to happen.

That's what I'm saying. There's just whoever was in charge didn't spread out the Thursdays amongst the upstate New York area. Oh, okay. There's a whole batch of Wednesdays out there too and Tuesdays and wait. You know, someone's got a, this Saturday is going to be your Saturday. Because I don't think my hard work is going to pay off on Thursday. But it will.

I don't know if my hard work has ever paid off. But here we are. It's, it will pay off because it's, oh, no, you don't have our insurance. No. That's our open enrollment day. I'm going to say you're, you know, you know. Hard work is about to pay off when our insurance premiums go off. Yes, because you are going to need to pay the triple it costs for the insurance.

So your hard work technically is going to pay off. They didn't say it was a positive thing. They just said, well, thank God you're a hard worker because that's about to pay off and you have to pay triple. My hard work is good. My hard work marrying and impregnating a teacher and getting her insurance will pay off Thursday when my Galaxy co-workers have to pay trillions more and whatever. When I have to marry into your family.

I think that they're just doing this move now with fortune cookies. Yeah. Well, they'll put a day of the week in there, so you have something to be like, oh. I bet there's a bunch of people that aren't going to start texting it now that. Yep, I got that too. Thursday. Yep. That's also Patriots Jets that night, I think, too.

So I don't know whose hard work is paying off there. Yeah. Anyways, the good news is my hard work will pay off on Thursday. Also, a lot of you have good things coming to. you this Thursday. Let's look forward to it, Charlie. I'm excited for Thursday. I'm excited. Cocoa Puffs is Thursday. Oh, Coca Puffs is Thursday. That'll be a great one. Could do, I don't, I got nothing. I'm blanking. But I'm blanking, but I'm, I am excited and optimistic because all that your hard work will pay you off Thursday. All of our, all of my heart. My

your, yeah, not mine. I'm just going to be along for the ride. You are one week away. from Wegman's lights on the lake And you're up this morning You're seeing those flakes on the ground You know what time of day it is Are you slapping your own ass Are you a horse? Are you...

Oh, I don't... What does that move? I'll just slap my own ass. I'll slap my ass to the... Oh, he's... For listening, he's spanking himself while I'm doing this live read. Lights on the lake.

Drive-through starts next Monday. When we kick it off with all kinds of charity rides, let's not forget. Monday will be Charity Night. We'll announce which charity is getting benefited here soon. $5 tickets. Tuesday is going to be that doggy drive-th through charity night. All proceeds donated to the Humane C&Y and Second Chance Canine Adoption Shelters. Those are just five bucks.

And of course, military night next Wednesday, by the way. Happy 250th birthday to our Marines. Or what am I supposed to say to our Marine Corps? I don't know how to say it. Somebody give me the correct way to wish them happy birthday. Marines is fine, probably. Military night is next Wednesday show your military ID at the gate for free. Admission active and retired.

Wegman's Lights on the Lake, presented by upstate Honda dealers and upstate Galesano Children's Hospital. Go to Lightsonelake.com or... And use code LOLL Santa. Lowell. And get $5 off. your tickets and those are good any night. If you're military or you don't need your ID,

if one of you please brings your tank through there. Oh, a tank would be sick. Somebody has got to have some access to a tank, right? You'll put like Fort Drum or out there in Rome and nobody's like a tank operator? I don't know how any of that works. Now, I know that a lot of you have been driving to work early in the morning and off 690 you see the lights.

Do not. Do not look at those lights. I'll poke your eyeballs with my fat little fingers. You will go straight to jail. Those are not open. and they are not free. So avert your eyes. Look at the road.

I mean, you want a Venmoa, you can. Oh, yes. If you vet themal us directly. Yeah, then you can. Then feel free to. $300. Yeah, then feel free to be. For the VIP pass.

Yeah, that's. Because that's okay. No, no, no, no, no. Go ahead. You look early. Don't worry about the charity week next week. Don't worry about it. Sure, those animals need to be just fine out in the cold.

Oh, you feel bad. Without any of your donations. Don't worry about it, though. Don't worry about it, though. Yeah, guys, think about that. If you don't go on Tuesday, think about all the animals. Or if you look for free, I mean, you don't donate, then I'm just saying. And you're just going to think about all those cold, hungry.

Five bucks. Dogs, and you don't got five bucks. Okay. Did you take that five-dye bell? Just blow your nose on it, throw it out the window. All right, that's fine. Oh, what's that? Now they all got parvo.

That's fine. What's parvo? It's some puppy disease. They all got the puppy disease. You happy? Because you don't got five bucks. What did you guys did? Next Tuesday's doggy drive through night.

The ears are dirty now. So this is something I've done. I haven't done it often, but I'd like it. The new trend, apparently, the new wellness trend, is something called dark showering. Just shower in the dark. Take shower in the dark. How do you?

What? Don't turn on it. the lights, bud, just show in the dark. What is it supposed to do? Well, let me tell you. Various, now I say doctors, because when you're on the Instagram or social media, those doctors, they can be reaching for a whole lot of different.

Well, I'm technically a chiropractor, but... Okay. I've seen your lot. I think I'm actually... It's an honorary doctor. Yeah. No. They say it's a sensory change that can help improve your sleep. Now, do you shower, you're a morning guy, right?

Yeah. I'm a morning guy too. Yeah. If you shower at night before bed. Okay. Bright light tells your brain it's time to wake up early by raising cortisol and lowering melatonin. I mean, it's still pitch black when we take showers, though, so it's like night time. Yeah.

But I'm not looking to relax in the morning. I got to wake up. Yeah, I crank Bob's burgers and put my hairy butt in the shower with all of my lights. I like to get all woke up bright and early. Yeah, I double up the lights. A ton of water. I'm all hyped up. Because usually I have two lights in my, two lights in my bathroom.

No fan. I don't use both all day in the morning, though. I put on both because I wanted as bright as possible in the shower. Do you have the opposite? Do you have a poop and light? It's usually the cabinet light or what the hell is the vanity light. That's usually my bathroom light for the day instead of the overhead. Oh, I'm the opposite.

Like in the morning. You do the overhead? Because I'm like you. I got a vanity light and an overhead. I do have a fan. So I turn on my vanity light and the overhead light for my morning shower. That's the same. But if I'm doing a BM, it's just the overhead.

It's a little more subtle. I'm there to relax. I'm there to just handle my business and get on my day. And then I also, I don't want everyone to know them in the bathroom. Why would they care? At your house, your bathroom? I don't know. Because I'm weird.

It's all right. There's nobody. The people I think that are judging me don't even exist. I'll tell you what I tell my kids all the time when they're worried people are judging them. No one's thinking about you. Oh, they're judging their BMs. No, they're just thinking about themselves. They're judging.

Everybody in life is going around thinking about themselves. No one's paying attention to you. They're just doing their own thing And they're all thinking, what's everybody thinking about me? Yes. So be as weird and silly as you want to be. I'll turn on all the lights when I poop then. Who cares?

I'll poop in the yard if I want to. They say cutting lights can have the opposite effect, though. Low light or no light signal safety and activates a parasympathetic nervous system. Would you call me? What did you just call me? So you're telling me the opposite happens here? If you...

Wait, so it's not... a good thing then? They say maybe using warmer or amber colored light or lighting candles would be the perfect balance of that. I would do a full dark shower. But I kind of got to see though. Like what I'm like, I mean, I guess I could probably get by without seeing, but like I'm going to be knocking

around if it's pitch black. Maybe the move. What I would probably do is I'd, listen, I'm pretty familiar with this body. I've been rubbing up on this body for 44 years. I know where everything is. all the twist and turns. I know all the exits, all the on ramps, but I would probably have to wash myself first so that I can see the soaps and then dark shower and just kind of, right? Because I love to stand in a shower. When I got time on the weekends, I'll take a 30 minute shower.

I'll just stand there. Oh, see, no. You don't like that? No, I told it. I don't, I hate it. Oh, that's right. You do. I love it. Hate it. I love the warmth. I love the just steam. I like that sometimes. The quietness. Because even when I like to be colder, I'm, I still. I still though sometimes like all right i got to bring my body temperature up like this morning was i had to because i still have not turned my heat on i you that i mean the thing that's bold that thing i probably uses a ass ton of electricity is electric included no i no there's nothing included up there man absolutely nothing that you pay for literally i pay for the garbage all right so you have not turned the heat on i still have not turned the heat on but i mean that thing i'll get that thing

cranking though because it can go from room to room with you so you really don't need the heater no what i'll do though is a little move is i'll have it on a bunch but then i'll just kind of i have a the fan that i usually have and i'll kind of like direct it and try to like blow the heat into the other part of the apartment oh okay nice spread it around a little bit good thinking and taxine's got a great point the ultimate dark shower is going to be when you slip and fall and you're completely concocted that'll be that'll be a real dark shower for it's over 315, 364, 1009. You taking dark showers?

Happy Sesame Street Day. Oh, Sesame Street Day? 56 years old today. Wow. Listen up, everybody. We're going to hear from a dude who is truly cool and very fresh. Absolutely jam. But he's got a problem with he wants to lay on us.

Come on in, Ernie, my man. He plays him in. Hell you ain't us. Excuse me, Mr. Hoots. I hate the bug a busy bird, but I was. want to learn the sacks and I need a helpful word. I always get a silly squeak when I play the blues. Bernie, keep you cool, I'll teach you how to blow the sacks.

I think I dig your problem. It's rubber and it quacks. You'll never find the skill you seek till you pay your dues. You gotta put down the ducky. Put down the ducky. Put down the ducky. Put down the ducky. Put down the ducky.

If you want to make the ducca alone. Fifty-six years of a ducky. ago today, November 10th, 1969. Nice. Yes. Yes. The real original funny 60 number. I love Sesame Street. The younger. I was a PBS kid

for sure. The older ones were a lot more like they had a little adult themes in there and you try to catch real quick. More Jim Henson style. Now they make a ball, whoa. Oh! To be a fine musician. You're going to have to Whoa, fuck it.

You gotta put down the ducky. Oh, John Candy. Nope. I forgot they do this. Yeah, they had the celebrity cameos. Yeah, shout out John Candy. I finally got around to that documentary last night. I watch it.

It's beautiful. It's just beautiful. I like me as a name of it. I think it was on Prime Video. It's somewhere, yeah. Highly recommended. If anybody's looking... I'll watch that.

It's a... emotional, but you forget. Eventually, I'll watch those things. Yeah, I know. He was in a lot of good... He was in everything, man. He was in a lot of good stuff. He did a stress. He just, he was a people pleaser. I can relate to that. And then he just started saying it, like, there was a big chunk of time.

You just said yes to every movie, and it wasn't great. But, no, that's... He wasn't taking care of himself. And 43 years old, he'd be. That was it? Yeah. Wow. Very young. Jeez. Very young. Nope, that's how it is. A lot of the biggest stars from that era, man.

do some drugs. I didn't know he owned a football team. I forgot about that. Like a Canadian football league team. Him and Wayne Gretzky bought a team. Oh, that's wicked funny. Yeah, they talk about that. He just had a lot going on.

Yeah. Tried to be a good dad. It's an emotional one. It's a beautiful one. But it helps you celebrate the greatness that is John Candy. Countdown to Thursday. Who knows what's happening on Thursday? Except apparently my hard work is going to pay off.

My hard work is actually going to pay off. According to my fortune cookie, all my hard works. going to pay off on Thursday. Which it still makes me now I'm angry that I definitely did not get a fortune cookie in my Chinese food. I want to say an idea out loud, but I'm afraid someone's going to steal it. And this might be a really good idea, but I don't think I have the ability to do it. Okay.

So I'll say it. Yes, I'll. And then maybe somebody who does invent this will be really cool. Gotcha. We need to make other items out of that fortune cookie dough. You know what I'm saying? Like that vanilla? Yeah.

But what it? I don't. I don't know. Bigger cookies maybe? Maybe big wafers. Maybe. I don't know. Like, I need a, uh, uh, it's kind of like a sugar cone with ice cream.

I would eat a whole bowl of that. It is basically a, uh, like an ice cream cone kind of, if you will. Like Fuzz, are you in chat right now? Because Fuzz is good at baking stuff. What is that dough and how do I eat more of it? It reminds me of like a big, like a waffle cone, but without all the things in it. So you probably could just get, Is it the same thing, like a vanilla?

It kind of looks like it. It's a vanilla flavor. Yeah, if you get like an ice cream cone, not the ridges one, but the other one, it's close enough. Oh, Fortune cookie flakes, dude. It'll be cool. Yeah, those are my favorite. The Pazel cookies, maybe not favorite, but those ones that are like a waffle that kind of look like that. Is it the same thing?

That is pretty damn close. Just don't get the ones that have the, um, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, almond paste as much. That flavor, you know what I mean? Like that black licoricey kind of taste. There's those, but then there's also the ones that just taste like Fortune Cookies. I like strupe waffles. I like those strupe waffles that you get from Sweden.

Yes, that's what I mean. You would get more of that without the stuff in the middle. I bet you Vince has them right now exactly what you're looking for. Just the big wafers version of it? Yep. Yep. Yeah, the anus flavor. I don't like the anus flavor.

I do like the anus flavor. I do. Is that the, like, it's like a licoricey flavor? Yeah. Yeah. Fortune cookie dough is essentially a thin, delicate, and quick setting batter similar to, I don't know to say that, Tully or ice cream cone wafer. Yeah, see. Due to its specific texture, it's not suitable for typical drop or bar cookies.

I don't want more things. Or I guess I could just eat a bunch of fortune cookies, but I feel like that's a delicious treat that needs to be in other shapes. No, do what I do with it. It's just like squirt some chocolate sauce in them or something. Once you break them open, fill it up with a little... I got my squeezes. Of course you do, bud. You're always going a little extra.

Always going a little extra. You don't have like a raspberry syrup that you squeeze on things readily available right and as soon as you open your fridge handle door? No, I do not, but you're living your life bud, and I'm proud of you for that. You do what you want. I'll do it like too. So, did anybody get their barista cup that I guess was the big thing? End of last week.

Where? Starbucks does these stupid cups, and one of them was a bear-shaped one called the Bearista. Oh, I want a bear-shaped cup. And I guess if these poor Starbucks employees. could not get any more berated. It seems like every week, I know it's adorable. I know it's adorable.

And I don't stand for Starbucks because I don't like the company, but I feel for the people that work there, these poor people, that every week it's a new reason because they're getting berated. Well, I'm telling you right now what my bear's name is

and better be written on. If you didn't write, you know, Charlie Kirk on the cop, your video was posted, and then you're like, you know, drag. Now people are getting yelled at because they don't have the bearista cups. Like, leave the poor Starbucks employees alone. Dude. What?

What are you seeing? Just Google it, and then I want to come over and see your reaction to the prices underneath them. Just Google Bear Starbucks Cup. Oh, why? Is there like an eBay? Bear Starbucks Cup. Hell yeah. $2,500 on eBay, $3,000 on eBay.

No one's going to buy that. Holy cow. And if you do, if you... If you have $3,000 and you spend it on a plastic bear cup, normally I would say spend your money however you want to spend it, but shame on you. Can I have some of that before you do that? Shame on you.

Walmart. There are starving people in our country. Walmart has some. They do? They're the same, but they're the Walmart. You know what I mean? Okay. They're the Walmart one.

So let me go over there first. Customers are showing up and fighting each other for the berries to come. Yeah. You remember the... They're calling and yelling at these poor baristas. The last time they did this. Remember that? Was it a couple years ago?

The pink, was it pink cups? Was it a pink cup or something? Remember that where people were fighting over them? Yeah. Relax. Guys. Yeah, we don't... No, yeah, we don't... I wonder if like the one, like, just over in a...

Because doesn't Target, because it's a pizza hut and a Starbucks. And then the chopper over here on Midler was the first Starbucks I knew of around here. The one that's on Midler there, they might have. So if you're looking for them, but like, do we, do we get those around here? Or is it? I think every location at them, but I got a feeling Starbucks probably did limited, super limited releases. Yeah.

So that these fights would break out. See, that's one of the times, though, where I would have benefited because I was, I would receive the Starbucks products for the Starbucks people. Oh. When it would show up, I would go back there and check things in and then, you know, put them away for them and then go up and be like, you got this in, this and this. this and everything looks good. Oh, but it looks like you didn't get all the bear cups you were supposed to.

And my ass and then go on eBay. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I mean that, because that's how I learned about all the things came from for Starbys. Well, Starbucks has released a statement, quote, we understand many customers were excited about the Bear East a Cup and we apologize for the disappointment this may have caused. Yeah, they're only released like a couple per store. You can't do that.

And if you're... It's not available then. You don't have enough. If your kid is... You gotta. The difference between the Walmart ones and the Starbucks is on the hat. It says Starbucks, and it's holding a little Starbucks thing. Any crafty mom could figure that out.

And Fuzz on chat says Amazon has them for like five bucks. Just a bear cup with a straw. That's what I mean. The difference between those and the Starbucks one is that the Starbucks ones have their logos on them. I guess it's the big deal. Everyone's fighting over it. Please stop yelling at these poor workers. who are just trying to do their job.

And make crazy concoctions. Make crazy concoctions. You get screamed at all day. 315, 36, 4, 1009. Anybody get a barista cup? Anyone get one? Because they're going. Berista.

That what they called? Get a barista cup. They released the Grammy's, like nominees yesterday. I'm not going to go through all of them because I honestly don't know a lot of them. I saw, that's funny. I saw album of the year nominees. Did you? That was the only one I saw because I was like, oh, it's going to be.

And I don't remember who they are. but I saw that Ronnie Racky's mad because he wasn't honored. I just say he sucks. He just annoys me. Maybe don't spout hateful things all day, every day for no reason just to get attention. And then maybe Ronnie somebody would take your music seriously. So the shocking one, I guess, is that one half of Millie Vanilli is nominated for a Grammy. Fab Morvan, because the one guy died, right?

I think it was, you know. Fabrice Morvan of Millie Vanilli is nominated. in the category of best audiobook, narration and storytelling for his book, you know it's true, the real story of Millie Vanilly. How is that a Grammy-nominated thing? Audio books. Audio books are category. Yeah, but how?

What do you mean? He's reading it. It's recorded. But it's their Grammys. It's audiobooks, I guess. Then anybody get done dirtier than Millie Vanilly? Looking back, think about it. I mean...

Look at everybody's lip-sinking on stage now. TikTok is all lip-syncing. But they were never doing anything other than lip singing. Like the other people are at least like, like, you know, I don't know. Taylor Swift does something and, you know, it's on SNL. At least it's still her voice. What is it? Oh, I assumed it was Taylor Swift singing.

Think of how many pop stars are just pretty. That'd be crazy. And they go into the studio and sure, they're making noise. That'd be insane. If Taylor Swift wasn't really singing. She's really singing, but I think it's auto, there's some auto-tune and some adjustments in there. I mean, Millie and Vanilli, never even did that part.

Yeah, they weren't even the people. It was like Mike and Steve. Yeah. Or the two voices. They never even did that part where they made the noise. But, I mean. Kendrick Lamar got the most nominees with nine. Yeah.

Lady Gaga got seven. Sabrina Carpenter of a bony. Both got six. Tyler Crater got one. I saw that he was in the albums of the year. But he's going against stiff. Stiff competition. Yeah.

So I was like, oh, he ain't winning that. If you want to dive deeper into the Grammy nominee, you can do that. But shout out Fab from Milly Banilly. That is insane, though, that you went from biggest stars in the world to everybody hated them, whether or not it was their fault or the record label or whatever, to, you know, the absolute rock bottom to now that. Good for him. It's been a redemption arc for Milly Vanilli.

I would at least, I don't know how I would read it, how long it would take. I would listen to him giving whatever the hell happened. Get recounting it? Let me know what the real thing was. Like who sat them down and was like, listen, you guys are gorgeous. So here's what we're going to do. You know? Somebody had to be behind it. There's no way they came up with the scheme and took it to Sony records and was like,

these two models are gorgeous. Yeah. Put these models out there, but then let's get some other people to sing for them. Or was it that? And it's the greatest thing that's anybody's ever come up with of, hey, listen, we're gorgeous. But our two friends sing. really well, but look at them. You know what I mean?

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