The Show - TOON LOGIC
Episode Date: September 11, 2025Lots of nostalgia this morning. Waking up with the best cartoons & the cartoons we watch with our kids. Checking in on Fantasy Football. Can marshmallows actually hurt a cereal? Plus so much more... on a Thursdee!
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Hey, yo.
Final show over at the amp tonight with a little daddy roch.
Dada.
Dada.
Dottie.
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Rise against an under oath.
We'll talk about that.
Of course, if you're not going.
Or even if you are there and want to watch Coca-Pops, you can do both.
Some of you are a day to remember watching Whiskey Wednesday last night.
Right.
You can be there.
How so serious do you take this relationship?
Right.
Or just go ahead and turn on just so I can inflate the numbers.
Yeah.
Just turn on and put it back in your pocket or something.
Yep.
Oh, a busy day today.
Lots of going on, man.
I believe squeaky, big squeakies out there tonight, big smoothies.
Give it away tickets.
Oh, yeah, they're doing some.
Plinko game.
I got to explain it to Katie today.
The game I have in my head.
It was too much last time.
You guys got to win it.
So we got to make another layer.
It was like two seconds.
There was like another layer of the game.
game to play. So, um, how are you all doing? How's everyone? Thank you for tuning into Whiskey Wednesday
last night where I showed you my newest favorite gadget. And then my brain flew away. Then my brain
left my body. So, it was so cool, man. So cool. Cody will show you some good, good tonight.
See what I can round up. Seven o'clock. Don't forget.
Oh, awesome. I was asking Jimmy from the Valley when, uh, hunting season starts. This is
October 1st. All right. Getting close to time. I see so many dead deer out on the road.
I'm like, they're getting horny, aren't they?
There's a couple meaty sons of bitches up by me, man.
I don't know if they're bucks because they don't have the antlers.
But they are, especially this one, every year there's at least one up there that's like a horse.
Oh, yeah, the one that you see all the time.
It's just enormous.
That knows it's safe up there.
He's like, you can't shoot me.
Yeah, go ahead.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
I'm just going to hang on up here.
Like, I know that animals are dumb.
They're inherently dumb.
Yeah, deer are the stupidest.
How stupid do you have to be?
Very.
I get that you don't understand what a road is,
but you know that something about it, you should go away.
Or you at least see something like,
okay, it's a predator, or it's a friend if you're a deer.
It's flying at you.
Yeah.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the road.
Right?
Yeah, I don't know why they don't avoid roads.
Right.
If an acorn falls from a tree,
they lose their ish and sprint away.
way as fast as they can.
If you have any smell on you at all, they know to avoid you, but yet they're walking into
the road like idiots, stupid idiots, stupid, stupid, stupid ass.
Stupid idiot, stupid idiot, dear stupid.
They really are the dumbest.
They're so dumb.
They're so dumb.
Them and geese.
I hate them both.
I hate geese so much.
Oh, either one.
What are we going to do?
Oh, oh, damn.
I saw a bunch of people that, like, is there like a geese hunting season?
I saw a lot of people taking photos of like, like, the geese.
they've shot.
Oh, I'm sure you can probably...
Sure, we've got to call that population a little bit.
They're annoying.
Or you can pay for probably like, oh, let me get 20 geese tags or something.
And then you eat the goose meat?
Oh, no, do we eat the goose meat?
I don't know. Do we eat the goose meat? I think they do eat goof-meet.
I never eat goose meat. One hundred nine K rot text line.
That's smart. That's smart.
That's that lane reduction.
That's you, bud.
Got that 690 westbound lane reduction today.
Exactly when a concert's happening.
That's great.
They're so smart.
To do it all.
I got to show people, too, of the photos that you took of.
Oh.
You driving through East Area is where every road is closed.
Yeah, I'll explain it when we get on a Twitch,
just because it's a funny way that they did it.
So if you try to leave from that way and come this way.
Every road was closed.
Because then if you, like I explain now,
because then if you do avoid the Midler Burnett mess,
and then you do avoid the 690 stuff,
once you get to the very end of downtown Erie Boulevard,
or right before downtown Erie Boulevard,
that's got construction where they're moving into one lane
or they'll stop, you know.
or it's like, it's awesome, it's awesome.
Oh my God.
It's rather than people batty.
There's no actual way for me to get.
It's like a prank.
It's like an evil prank.
We're talking in our show chat about the cartoons we actually liked watching with our kids.
Yeah.
Because Lottie says that his son is talking to Paw Patrol in his sleep.
And my kids never got into Paw Patrol.
We've experienced Paw Patrol.
I've told you the story before where Cody and I were in the Phoenix Parade.
Yes.
And the Paw Patrol character basically was the biggest celebrity we've ever.
seen in our lives.
All time.
People lost their mind.
I've never seen more people more excited for these Paw Patrol characters.
Like you think the Beatles arrived in Phoenix with these Paw Patrol characters.
And it was only like one or two, right?
It was one.
It was just the one, the Dalmatian, or the blue one?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't want to see anybody's in a costume, but it was definitely the real thing walking in the front.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Definitely was.
We're talking about what the cartoons are that we actually enjoyed watching with our kids.
And a lot of us, Phineas and Furb, man.
No, I still don't really watch that.
It was a great cartoon to watch with my kids.
Showgirl L.J. was a cat dog mom.
She watched Cat Dog.
Anna, Gravity Falls and Adventure Time I watched with my kids, those are good ones.
Honestly, I know we too are generations horned quite a bit.
But, I mean, yeah, if you want to go like old, old school balloony tune style, fine maybe.
But I think our parents got the luckiest.
Why?
As far as having to watch kids.
Like GI Joe?
Because look at everything you said.
And then our parents grew up with watching Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters and he mad at it.
True.
You know what I mean?
All sorts of cool care bears and, you know, crazy action shows.
I still remember when we lived in the apartment on Park Street, the hour before I had to go to school was G.I. Joe and Transformers.
I remember that I had the hour of G.I. Joe and Transformers.
Yeah, it is weird.
you remember, like, I remember that too.
What your morning cartoons were?
Because you'd wake up and I, it was old school, though.
It was like that Woody the Woodpecker, Chili Willie show and then something else.
But it was the oldest.
Sister said our parents didn't watch cartoons with us.
I don't think Tam Tam was watching cartoons with me.
I just mean like they were on because they had, you know what I mean?
Back then, you know, we didn't all have 80 TVs.
Like I got my stupid little apartment every three feet, turn your head.
We celebrate the cartoons we liked.
What were the ones you hated?
I can tell you the ones that I do not enjoy Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
When the kids were real little and we watched a lot of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse,
that one really grated on me.
That was a tough one.
Yeah, I didn't really like that.
Wow, that's a good one.
I don't know what other ones I disliked.
Because they had otherwise pretty good taste.
I'm trying to think of what I would have watched.
Like, when did I start to get like,
Oh, Cayu sucked, too.
My kids never watched Cayu.
No, I'd have to do that.
But, like, when my brother went from, like,
because I remember it was, you know, they were good,
but I'm trying to think of when they programming of Nickelodeon
and I was like, all right, turn this crap.
Changed, yeah.
Because it was, like, Gala Gala Island was fine.
Then it was Franklin.
Yeah.
And Blue's Clues was fine.
All those era ones were cool, but their head will have been a point where I was like,
turn this.
What's your age difference?
Ten.
Yeah.
See, my sister is more than 10 years younger than me,
but we couldn't, like, she was into Barney and stuff, I remember.
And we never got into that, like PBS stuff.
There's one.
That.
Barney?
Hate Barney.
Barney was a lot.
Yeah, no, can't do Barney.
I understand how they, what they are for.
Yeah, it's not for adults.
No, but when I was up in Canada and I had to watch in, like what my nephew watches,
that little Rachel lady, oh my God.
Miss Rachel?
Let me just take a knife in one ear and a knife in the other ear.
Yeah, but she's a sweetheart, I guess, right?
Yeah, she's very good for the kids.
Which is fine, but I'm just saying.
I've never watched a second to Miss Rachel, but I know people love her.
Oh, she's brilliant.
I'm sure she can be.
They're all like little tiny in the womb and they know to count now.
I sure she could be exhausting.
But for me, it's just not my.
Mine was all, mine was all Mr. Rogers.
My mom loved Mr. Rogers.
I love Mr. Rogers.
I was a PBS.
Sesame Street was always on.
Mr. Rogers.
Square one TV.
We'd watch when I was a teenager.
I never really got into those.
Don't?
No.
You never did?
Mm-mm.
And then I started anything Jim Henson I was all about, dude.
Fraggle Rock I'd get into.
That's more what I mean.
We had cooler, more creative.
Mm-hmm.
Jim Henson was making our childhood things.
That is true.
We were very blessed to have Jim Henson.
We had a lot of very cool, like, creative people in Hollywood.
Oh, yep.
My sister watched a lot of length.
Lamb Chop. I remember Sherry Lewis and Lamb Chop was on a lot.
Yeah.
That was not my vibe.
Nope, that I did not enjoy.
Taxline says Rugrats was terrible? Come on.
Okay. That's fine.
Oh, yeah, the busy world of Richard Scaring.
That one I don't know. Is he the Apple?
Yeah, it was weird.
We're like an owl.
He drove an apple car and his best friend is a worm and they live under the sea.
I don't know.
It was Richard's Care. It was weird.
We watched that.
Like, we had the very beginning of Nickelodeon.
So we watched like afternoon special.
and was it David the Gnome where they lived in the tree
and then they had the sad ending?
Yeah.
David the gnome.
Anyways.
Oh.
What are the cartoons the kids are watching now?
Paw Patrol, it seems like to be the one.
I feel like Barney is my least favorite.
I hated the song.
I hated the kids characters.
I hated Barney.
I get it, dude.
Beautiful sunrise procession happening right now up in Oswego.
Shout out to those of you.
running that up in Oswego, obviously remembering
September 11th, 9-11 today.
Not a funny topic to bring up, but
it was, like, I mean,
the biggest event of our lives to happen
and the biggest tragedy of our lives.
I absolutely always remember.
You would have still been in high school, right?
Junior in high school. Yep, absolutely remember.
We, uh, I was in 226
finale. We woke up.
My roommate woke me up
because there was the first plane hit.
and he's like, dude, this crazy thing's happening in New York City.
You got to see us and we turn it on.
And then obviously we know what happens from there.
And then that night at Oswego, we had like a candlelit vigil that I'll always remember.
We went right down to the quad.
I remember seeing like pictures of stuff like that in the old like Oswego newspaper.
After getting there for a couple years when they would show stuff that happened, you know, to remember it.
Naturally, my grandmother went into full panic mode.
Not the nanny that just passed away.
My other nanny, the Italian one.
Yeah.
who just started phoning me nonstop because I was in Aswego.
And what if they come for the nuke plan, Josh?
It was on the list of things.
I don't know what to tell you.
I think we're all screwed if they were to.
Then we can do.
I'm like, but then I did hear that that's like, even, and I'm not,
this is a weird thing to say, but even if a plane hit that,
I think it's buried so deep that it's fine.
I think that that came out.
I have no idea.
No, I don't.
Whatever.
But it was a did.
It was a lot.
And then I moved down to the city.
and it was still all rubble.
I've told you that story.
And you just, I was living in New York City.
It would have been three years afterward.
And September 11th, 2004 is when I would have lived there.
And I remember me and my roommates went down to Ground Zero.
And there was like a big parade of fire trucks and people were crying.
And it was, it was crazy.
It was so crazy.
No, I bet.
It's still.
So, I mean, it was one of those where you think that, you know, 20 years later,
it'd be not like, oh, I kind of remember that, yeah.
No, I remember every second of that day for several days.
For several days.
And my wife still has PTSD from it because she was at Geneseo at the time.
And she was all freaked out.
And, like, living in the state of New York, everybody seemed to know somebody who was like,
oh, my buddy's dad works down at there, especially when you went to Oswego,
because everybody came up from like Long Island in the city.
Yeah.
So people are panicking, looking for like their like friends or relatives.
It might have worked at ground zero.
It was terrible.
No, just nuts.
No, I remember it.
I had the same thing happen that Hambone had where they had,
they tried to cover it up not to scare people.
But no, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's made people more paranoid.
I had something similar where we were at home room and the lady was,
I remember her turning off the TV being like,
we don't need to see this.
This is not.
Let's all just, let's not think about,
let's turn this off.
Let's not think about this.
And I remember people like freaking out being like,
turn the TV on.
I remember I got up.
I remember several people,
I got up and left the room.
I went into a different,
a teacher that we knew that was a,
you know, like a friend,
weren't right to his class.
I'm like, she said we can't watch this.
And he goes, have a seat, watch.
We're watching this.
Yeah, who's to know what to do in that moment,
you know?
Because you're like,
these are students.
Do they need to see this?
I mean, it was a once time event.
Because we were watching it.
Mm-hmm.
And we saw, and then she just turned the TV off and expect it.
No, let's concentrate on what we're doing.
It's like, what we're doing is wondering if we're all about to get attacked.
Yeah.
We're not going to have school today, ma'am.
Yeah.
Like, let's think about this.
But, I mean.
And then I shared the story a million times, but it was like, it was, it's a memory I'll never forget is when I,
my first job out of college was in New York City.
I worked in Tribeca, which is down near, you know, it's lower Manhattan.
So it's like you're near the area.
And then they, this would have been again, 2004, so only three years removed.
They had someone come to the office one day to clear out the 9-11 remnants from the ducks.
And they took all the duct work out.
And they started to sweep out and vacuum out all this dust and rubble.
And I, for some reason, like, yeah, like it was real.
But then in that moment, it just felt way too real.
If that makes any sense.
No, yeah, I get it.
I'm like, whoa, this is, this really happened.
Like, it wasn't just on TV.
I don't know.
So I always try to remember it.
It was probably the most tragic thing to my life in my life, you know, you see that happen.
No, it was one of those weird instances where it was, like,
like, you know, because we were driving then.
Mm-hmm.
And, you know, we had to be like, all right, well, just everybody go home.
Yeah.
Like, if you're driving, like, go home.
Don't be out and doing stuff.
Remember our parents being like, you don't probably panic in that, you know,
driving home or yeah.
You don't know what was going to happen, man.
So, obviously we remember those who were lost.
Very tragic, very sad.
I think it was obviously sad for the people that, you know,
happened to, but I think it's sad for people who would experience
it like we're talking now.
Like, you know, obviously I didn't lose anybody on September 11th,
but we have all these stories and all these memories.
And like you and I say, we remember every moment of that day because it was crazy.
So just insane.
So obviously take a little moment today to remember those lost on 9-11.
Thursday means Cocoa Puffs.
A very special 9-11 edition.
No, we're not doing that.
tonight on a very serious cocoa puff.
Oh, man.
Very serious.
No.
It's just half an hour of moment of silence.
It's just a lot of moment of silence.
Yep.
It's all montages.
It's all going to be very, very sad.
No, it's going to be a fun show tonight.
No.
Don't even say whatever intrusive jokes is coming into your brain.
I didn't.
Because I had a really good one.
Because I got a couple two that I'm not going to say.
He had a really good one.
I'll say it on Twitter.
No, boy.
All right.
Tonight, seven o'clock, we are on winter hours.
Don't forget.
Seven.
At another one.
7 p.m.
Yep.
I like it.
Twitch.
I like 7 p.m.
a lot better, too.
Although then I'm way too buzzed by 7.30.
That's embarrassing.
It's 7.30.
I'm like,
now you can ride it out for a while and hang out.
I try to go to bed pretty much after that.
But tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch, Cocoa Puffs, presented by Sweetgrass,
two locations, Joe's Buds, Onondaga Boulevard, East Coast.
Emeralds in North Syracuse and daze dispensary up on the SU Hill.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
I can probably see if I don't have any.
Mm-hmm.
I got it.
I'm fine.
I like when Looney Tunes logic works in real life.
Okay.
So there was a fire, a house fire in Iowa.
And these three construction workers saw that there was a kid, like, in one of the windows.
Okay.
And they didn't know how to get them out.
So they moved a trampoline over and had to jump out on the trampoline.
Like, I like what Looney Tunes logic works.
When you're a child in harm's way, you know, yeah, he'll do what you got to do.
So I grabbed a trampoline and me and another friend took and scooted it over to the window.
And it was black and with the flames and smoke.
Oh.
And we coached him down and get him to jump.
So he jumped out of the window onto the trampoline.
And once he hit the trampoline, I caught him and got him away from the building.
And we knew everyone was out at that point.
I mean, that's physics at that point.
And if you're jumping from that high and then you hit a trampoline,
you're probably going to go airborne.
Because it's also terrifying as a kid.
Yeah.
But that's got to be a weird like,
because it's going to be the coolest thing ever in the history of the world.
However, I'm about to poop my pants in terror.
Yeah, that is mixed reactions.
You're like, all right, this is my dream come true.
Yeah.
Because I'm about to jump out of my house window onto the trampoline.
Yeah.
I got to not say we when I do it.
Wee.
Woo-hoo!
I got a not.
Because we are in a serious situation.
But yeah, I feel like the next step would be he hits it,
bounces and flies over the house.
I've always wanted to use one of those big ones that you see,
those cool videos of those people that somehow managed to do the coolest-looking little
tricks where they just jump off of that wall and they hit it.
Oh, they hit the trampoline.
And I'm right back up on that wall where I was a second ago.
I want to do that.
I want to do one of those big inflated bags that I jump off of
and you would be on the end and then I land on it.
So you flying into the lake?
That might be how you could get me into a random lake depending on the lake.
Is to do the bad thing?
Is if I could be on the other end.
I mean,
I will also then jump off for you,
but I would like to be launched up into the air.
Yeah,
I haven't seen any of those locally.
Me either.
I've never seen one in person.
I'd really like to do that.
No.
When we were in California,
they do California,
they do this thing.
You would have loved.
we're like, yes, it's the ocean.
I know what you're going to say.
But they put a bunch of like...
A water park thing?
Yeah, it's like a water park, but it's out floating there.
Like fun little toys and stuff.
Like it's a little...
Yeah.
And like, like, trampolines and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
And you would just drive by those all the time
because they just put it out in the ocean.
I have seen one of those before.
I just, I mean, I did not get to do it.
If anybody locally has one of those big inflatable bags
that I can jump off of a high surface,
hit it and send my coat.
Coco flying into a lake.
Right.
Hit up your boys because I want to try that next summer.
It's just, you know.
Or, I mean, we got time right now.
It's still okay right now.
Thursday means Coco buffs and, hey, Thursday also means we got to check in on the show league.
Nice.
Show League brought you by East Coast Emerald.
It's going to be a whole good, good put together there.
I know.
He said I can make us a belt.
I don't know if I told the league members that yet.
It's exciting.
It's exciting.
We're going to have a belt.
So, first week?
First week, yeah.
I was happy as a cousin,
Jay and I went head to head.
Okay.
I got that victory.
And then I went and looked at everyone else.
I scored 117, and that was low for some people.
I don't know all the names yet, but Nick's Nifty team scored 151.
And this isn't like what, remember when I screwed up?
Was that two years ago or last year the league where it was like 500?
Yeah, like this is just standard whatever.
So that means that's a big number.
That might mean that Nick's Nifty team has got himself a good team.
I didn't even take a peek to see.
Okay.
Oh, he does have a really good team.
So, wow.
How do you have it?
Who's ranked first right now?
Is it Nick's Nifty team?
Let me see.
Let me go to League home.
Okay.
As, uh, oh, standing.
Sorry, standings would probably be a little better.
Mm-hmm.
As, uh, yeah, we're all just, uh, it's just all one big because you can do divisions
or you split them up and it's like six and six.
And I was like, screw.
We'll just do all one one thing right now.
So obviously half are undefeated, including Bismofunions.
Bismofonians, that's you, bud.
This guy.
That's you, bud.
Malloy, Maloy's in there.
Nice.
Undefeated.
Jealousy, undefeated.
So we got a couple, uh, a couple weeks left.
Good.
But I'm excited.
Who are you a match up against this week?
Let's see here.
This week I go against, uh, turn off, please.
Blueberry Bulldogs.
Blueberry Bulldogs.
Derby says he scored the least, only 68 points.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Your team's got to kind of mold themselves into whatever.
In another league, I have Joe Burrow,
and last year he threw for like 5,000 yards or whatever,
and he had 113 yards after.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
Become of you, blueberry bulldogs.
All right.
Oh, and it's already one of the, what's fun about football is that he's got Brock Purdy.
Rock Purdy might miss times.
so he's got to spend now the next couple days,
annoyingly watching and looking for all Brock Purdy news.
And then what were you telling me yesterday, George Kittle is out?
George Kittles out for a couple weeks.
So if you can get his backup on the Niners, you know, on your team,
was there any big shockers from the first week that, like,
I mean, just talking as a football fan that you saw any of these teams that really stood out to you?
I mean, watching Aaron Rogers, as much as I hate his guts.
The Steelers.
It's like, oh, all of a sudden you do know how to turn down.
That's weird.
that the Colts
that was a weird one that how bad the dolphins were
and how decent the Colts
were so I don't know
Tua still on the Dolphins
yeah but he made a couple
mistakes
so we'll see if this week's a bounce back week
or it's just
you know
and then everyone's saying
tonight's game is a big matchup right?
Yeah yeah Packers in Washington
a lot of people are saying that that could be
two teams that go pretty far
especially now that the Packers have Micah Parsons
and that'd be
I bet tonight he has his night where now he's back on prime time.
He's trying to, you know, rub it in the face of the Cowboys.
Who do the Packers have at QB now that Aaron Rogers are gone?
Jordan Love.
Jordan Love.
Yeah, and he's good.
They just, their wide receivers are getting better.
The running back game is getting good.
Packers are looking decent.
But so is Washington.
Yeah.
So that actually really will be a good game.
So I'll be up until 11 or whatever.
You might as well enjoy yourself.
Whenever that's over a year.
We are on winter hours.
So 7 o'clock,
Cocoa Puffs tonight.
You'll get in, you get a little buzz started,
and then go watch your football matches on.
Right?
So the most watched
Emmy nominated series this year was,
and I'm talking, okay, I'll just give you the number
because it's not going to help you at all.
This show
racked up 462.4
million viewing hours.
How they figure that out?
I don't know.
Do they what?
Count one person as a viewing hour?
I don't know.
But this show got 462.4 million viewing hours.
Team, I don't know the names of shows well enough.
Does it say what it's on?
Is it a streaming thing?
Or is it?
Is it HBO's insert name here?
No.
No?
Because if you're thinking the White Lotus that came in in a distant second with only 210 million hours.
No.
There's a show.
Is it on?
Hulu or Netflix?
No, this is a show that's on the regular
normal TV. Normal TV?
Normal regular TV.
I'll even give you a hint.
It's a reality show.
Oh, uh,
is it one of the dancing ones?
No.
What the hell? I don't know.
Survivor.
People are still watching Survivor?
I watch zero reality shows, especially that.
I don't know if I've ever watched 10 minutes of Survivor.
And that's been on for 30 years.
My wife likes the big.
Not the biggest loser that's off the air.
Big Brother.
Big Brother is the one that she likes to watch.
That's about it, though.
And the Amazing Race, if that's still on.
She likes that one.
No, I never could get in to any of those.
No?
Where there was that giant wave of,
and all of a sudden, nobody wrote comedies or anything anymore.
Everything was reality shows.
It was all reality shows.
I never, I never watched any of them.
Summertime is when, the only time I care about watching, like, reality shows.
Because I feel like nothing else is.
on, like no scripted stuff is on.
No.
Like, we used to even when we were just dating
or even early in our marriage, we'd watch like American
Idol in the summertime or whatever.
No, I can't. I like
the stupid
Bravo ones.
All of those are fine.
But then, but when you changed
the channel, all those other reality
ones, I just never.
You like below deck? That, yes. All the Bravo
shows. So Bravo stuff is all you like.
But even MTV, I never
really watched. Real World.
Road rules? No, it just wasn't my...
I was very into the early episodes.
Like, I would catch little bits of it, but I just was always like,
what are they doing?
They're not doing anything.
They're living real, bro.
I did.
True stories.
In true, uh, wrestling nerd fashion,
I did start watching once I learned that there was a guy that really likes wrestling
on there?
The Miz.
Yes.
Yeah.
The Miz.
Yeah.
Which made it even weird than...
It's cool.
became an actual rest.
He became an actual.
He did it.
Yes.
Very confusing.
I would guess, like, the biggest success stories from those shows, the Mizz actually became a wrestler.
Yeah.
Theo Vaughn became famous.
He was on road rules.
Yep.
And Sean Duffy is our transportation secretaries.
Because he rules the road.
Yeah, he rolls a road.
He knows about roads.
That other girl from the very first one was on TV for a long time.
Cat?
Yes.
Remember the little brunette girl?
Yes.
She was on like the news and stuff for a long time or whatever.
There's a woman on, I think Sean Duffy's wife, Rachel Duffy maybe is her name.
She's on Fox now as a news person.
Oh, all right.
But there is also a cat that I remember.
Because again, math no.
Yeah.
Remember it was like cat and Mark and Mark looked like the lead singer from the offspring.
Oh, okay.
Because I was a kid back then and I knew the offspring because you'd see.
on MTV and I'm like, is that the same?
Is that the same guy?
So, most watched shows, number one
was Survivor, number two, and this is all based on
like ours, is White Lotus.
I don't know what that is. White Lotus?
It was a huge, I didn't watch it, but it was
a huge, yeah, Rachel Campos Duffy is her name.
She's not like a, she's a Fox News person.
What says comedy?
Yeah, but.
Drama.
It was a big deal.
It's got what's his nuts.
Who?
Uh, the guy from, uh, Justin.
The bad guy.
That I never remember his name.
He's just got to shave his head.
He's got the big forehead now.
I don't know who that is.
Walter or something.
Walter Guggins?
Yeah.
There is.
He's in everything.
I'm over him now.
Right?
Isn't that that guy?
Yes.
That's him.
That's baby Billy.
Yeah.
I like him as baby Billy.
I do.
That I'm behind on that.
They're jelly rolling.
Walton Gagins right now.
They're putting him in everything.
He was in every commercials.
He was on SNL.
He's on everything.
You're going to burn us out on him.
Oh, is this funny?
I like Connie Britton.
I think it's like dark funny.
I think it's like kind of like, what was that?
The glass onion, like the nised out stuff.
I think it was like funny.
The White Lotus is a hotel, I think.
People do love that show.
Number three was Abbott Elementary.
We both like that show.
That is great.
I'm again, name things that Cody's behind on because I want to ramp that up.
I want to see when it's always sunny shows up.
What do you mean?
It's, they do crossovers.
It's the same city.
They're going to do a crossover episode?
They've already done like two.
Oh!
They like show,
the gang like shows up and I guess
That's awesome.
Gang stuff.
That's awesome.
Their gang.
But it's in the same universe.
Yes,
it's their same city as Abbott's Elementary is like around the corner or something
from the bar.
That is true.
That's awesome.
But that's hilarious.
Only murderers in the building came in next.
I've only seen one or two seasons of that.
It's a really good show.
That's great.
It's a really good show.
And it's going to be.
one that I know I don't watch the end end of because Martin Short said that's this is it.
Once he's done doing this, he's not making anything else new.
I get it.
So now I'm not going to watch the end of that because then I'll never have to see when he stops.
Yeah, you don't.
You'll just watch it to the final episode.
Steve Martin and Martin Short are still fantastic.
I find them hilarious.
That first season of that was really funny.
And then finally Severance surrounds out the top 5, 157.5 million.
hours. I started to watch severance on the plane. I get why it's cool. It is kind of a dream.
Like, do you know the plot of severance? Yeah, you told me. I'll, that sounds like something I'd watch.
You get this thing inserted in your brain. So you can just. So when you go down this elevator,
that's what the severance is. Your brain forgets that life so that you can work this job. It's like
weird and paranormal. Yeah. But it's like in a totally selfish way. I was like, oh, I wish I could
not think about my job when I left my job.
It would be cool to
be able to be able to think about it.
Do random like, oh yeah, just do this.
And the thing that takes six hours, it'll be about 20 minutes.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Like he gets to work.
Okay.
He gets in the elevator.
And then he essentially blacks out.
Yeah.
Except for what he's doing in the basement.
And then when he comes back up, he's like, okay, now I go home.
Yeah, that way you don't have to waste nine hours a day doing, you know,
crazy jobs where you can do an hour.
All that work is done, and you go home.
You can go to the beach.
It's a fun little show.
It's on Apple TV, whatever.
I don't have Apple TV.
That's the, like, I feel like the only one I've never even dabbled in.
I've never had a free trial or nothing.
You can get free trial.
It's pretty easy for that.
If you, like, order anything at Pizza Hut, they want to give you serious
and they want to give you Apple TV for some reason.
I don't know why.
I don't know what deal Pizza Hut's got working.
They're just like, listen.
They're like, dude.
Come on this.
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I know that a day to remember passed last night, but does Papa Rote need a tambourine player tonight?
I mean, I have you wanted to get on a submarine.
I don't know if Jacoby is in town or maybe Rise Against needs a tambourine player, but I know one.
I'm just saying.
I mean, I can start just a little.
If any bands need a little bit of a little bit of tambourine.
Vibes in the area.
I mean, right?
Right?
Mm-hmm.
I'm just saying.
I'm available.
I'm available.
And I will forgive myself if I do you, Cocoa, Buzz, if I need to go do some tambourine in for Papa Bro.
Neek's grandson, Jack is showing you his tambourine right now.
You can't see it because he's on the other side of the chat.
I mean.
Jack makes good cookies and he plays the tambourine.
This one, though.
You're pretty cool, Jack.
Huh?
Right here in my butt.
Well, this is a, this is a promotion just made for you, buddy.
because if you guys are new to the show on K Rock
or maybe you've never witnessed this
Cody has a lot of rocks in his pockets
Not right now
Not currently but it's just he took it
It was a sea glass summer
He just collects
But yeah there's some cool rocks
Like you know what is the bird that collect
Is it a crow that collects?
Cros do
He's like a walking around crow
That's how I got crows to be my friends
You leave him little shiny trinkets
And little buttons and stuff
You just when he sees things
That I don't know
appease you
Yeah
All right
He puts them in his pocket, he collects some.
Well, Fruity Pebbles is now offering cereal for rocks.
Like, I send them a rock, a cool rock, and send me a...
Kind of.
They're doing the Pebbles Pay Tour.
Okay.
Meaning, when they set up at a Walmart for their Pebbles Pay Tour,
you show up with a handful of pebbles stones or rocks.
They'll give you a box of Fruity Pubble cereal.
Oh, okay.
Because it's like how they would have done it back in bed of rock, I guess.
Oh, that's money.
That's money.
The rocks are their money.
The rocks are their money.
And the stones are their dollars.
All right.
I like that.
Where are these happening?
They say it'll be at four different Walmart locations to kick it off.
Nowhere around here that I can see.
Well, I hate to spoil it for them, but I'm not giving them any of my good rocks.
I'm not, you're not giving the good rocks, guys.
Those are in two mason jars.
Wow.
Pat Lucas just said, too bad, fruity pebble sucks.
Too bad.
You're blocked and bad.
Blocked and banned.
Because fruity pables is the best cereal.
I like fruity pables, cocoa pables.
Yeah.
Whatever the other ones are that are very similar.
Yeah, cousin Jay says, I would hate to be that intern.
Now carry this box of rocks out of here.
Right.
Like, what are they going to, that's a good, I like it.
I like it.
I like it, but what are they doing?
The company plans to donate the collected rocks to local parks and recreation departments.
They don't want your rocks.
Yeah.
Speaking on behalf of the parks department, they're like, what?
Huh?
Go, all right.
Huck them in the lawn.
What do you mean?
I don't want your pebbles or your rocks.
Thank you, though.
Yeah.
They say each location offers colorful displays and photo opportunities.
We call those activations in the biz.
The participants must be 18 or older to receive one free box per person.
Is it a full box or is it one of those stupid little mini boxes that come in the packs?
Now you just got me thinking.
What if it is?
I'd be so mad.
I bring you some cool-ass rocks.
Can you give me a tiny little?
I brought all these rocks.
You just give me a little, those little...
What are those called?
I can't even remember, but they're just like the little...
You had like three of...
Three flavors, and nobody wanted the raisin brand,
so you ate all the good ones first,
and then you were stuck, like, now you have to eat the Cheerios.
I'm not buying a multi-pack without...
You know, now you got still some left.
Some days you wanted the corn...
The corn pops.
Some days you didn't.
Are those still available?
I don't remember the last time if I...
Last time I saw those at a Walmart walking by...
because those used to be pretty badass, man.
Oh, yeah, you can still get the variety pack.
They're big at hotels, because hotels have the little variety packs.
You just get that little tiny paper bowl.
Little spoon, you get yourself one little.
The current one, oh, this is a, this is a banger lineup.
Ooh.
The Kellogg's Fun Pack Variety Breakfast Pack at Target, 559.
That's not bad.
Pops.
Corn?
Fruit loops.
Yeah.
Corn pops, fruit loops, apple jacks, and frosted flakes.
Yo, none of those are bad.
Those are first ballot Hall of Famers, man.
Which one do you go for first?
Great question.
What, corn pops, apple jacks, frosted flakes.
Fruit loops.
Fruit loops?
I know what I'm going to go with first.
First.
We'll say to the same time.
All right.
One, two, three.
Apple Jacks.
I'm best friends.
Yup.
No, I would.
Apple Jacks is my favorite.
It's not even my favorite, but for some reason I want that one first.
But first.
Fruitie, I'm giving fruit loops to someone else if they want.
Because that would have been my number two.
Fruit loops to me, I've lost interest in over the years, I feel like.
I don't know what it is.
There's just not, it's just not like a go-to anymore.
I don't know.
I mean, I like them.
Corn pops beats out fruit loops for you?
Maybe.
I do like a good corn pop.
I do look a good corn pop.
Frosted flakes is the best of all of those, so I'm saving it.
Oh, so you're going to get Apple Jacks out of the way.
And then corn pops.
No, but it differs.
Because right now I want Apple Jacks, so I'm eating it first.
Yeah.
Frosted Flakes I want, but it's also like the best cereal, so I'm going to save it.
Yeah.
I might eat Frosted Flakes after Apple Jacks and then save the final Frosted Flakes for the very last box.
Cousin Jay says you got to come back to Fruit Loops, but the ones with the marshmallows, we go through a box a week.
That's what almost started to turn it off for me.
I got one with the marshmallows.
It was like a Halloween version, and I didn't like it.
Oh.
I think that was what switched.
We do a different side of not all cereals need marshmallows.
Because I've had the frosted flakes, I think it was, with marshmallows.
Didn't like that either.
No, I wouldn't like that combo.
Didn't like that either.
I don't know if I'd like Fruit Loops with marshmallows.
Fruity Pabbles has marshmallows now, too?
Maybe it was that.
I don't know.
I've had a couple, and I was like, that didn't do it for me.
Yeah, but you're right.
Some cereals don't need marshmallows.
Some cereals can just stand on their own.
Yeah.
A frosted flakes.
is already great.
It's already doing the work.
If you had chocolate frosted flakes?
No.
Bangin.
They are?
Yep.
There's a strawberry one.
There's like a cinnamon one too.
Posty says,
what are your most underrated cereals?
Underrated?
I would agree with your take.
He says frosted mini wheat are his to go to it.
They are underrated.
I would say corn pops makes that list.
My favorite cereal is probably
most underrated.
and it's that, uh, the O's.
Oh, that's right.
My O's.
My O's.
I'm going to show her my O face.
Here's my O's.
Yeah.
My O's cereal.
Underrated cereal.
I honestly, it doesn't get a lot of love anymore and people don't talk about it.
But a bowl of smacks is really good.
I don't, I don't mind those.
I don't mind those.
Sugar smacks.
Right there, Neil, exactly.
My, a lot of my cereal stuff now goes by how you walk.
dry. Because I eat most cereal now
as a snack with my bear dirty hands like an animal.
I'm just like a bear that found it out of the campsite. I'm just reaching my pawing
another bag and pulling it out. What is Angie? Angie in chat says Quaker
oatmeal squares? What's that? I like those. Those are good too.
I got to Google that. I don't know what that is. Yep. Those are good ones. Quaker oatmeal
squares.
I don't hate those. Oh, I could eat those. Yeah, those look pretty good.
Yeah, but also you got to be careful because a lot of those
some of these cereals have a lot of fiber in them.
So, you know, I'll eat half a box or something and be like, uh-oh.
I will also say one of the best, I'm with Cody.
He likes an underrated cereal is his top cereal.
I also like an underrated cereal for my top cereal, and that's life cereal.
Life is.
I love life.
Yep.
And that's, that was the one I was thinking of when I said, you got to be careful.
You eat two bowls of life.
You better make sure you are no less.
then two minutes away from a bathroom.
Really? It has that much of an impact on you.
I bet it does for a lot of people. Life
is got... It's fibrous?
I don't know what it is. How much?
Textline says vanilla life or just regular life?
What's vanilla life? There's flavored life cereals?
It's only got three grams of fiber per serving.
It includes one gram of soluble fiber.
I got to say I'm... But for some reason, man...
I'm impressed by your fiber knowledge.
I don't think fiber has any effect on my BMs.
No?
No.
Maybe you just have enough fiber so you're good.
I must be good.
Like, it's not going to, like a life cereal's not going to give me diarrhea.
The milk might upset my tummy a little.
Oh, I don't know that, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, Cindy says cinnamon is the only option.
I like all.
I like all.
Coal and blow.
I mean, another underrated one is definitely the different versions of honeybunches of.
Never had those.
Really?
Yeah.
It's a lot.
There's a bunch of things running around in there.
And you and I, we both disagree on this, but I do love Raisin Brand.
I don't know, maybe because my mom bought it all the time, but I like a raisin brand.
Yeah.
That, that's on fibrous.
I bet that would do it.
Lucky bastard.
What?
The poll just ended.
What was the poll?
Punch it.
Oh, to punch my foot.
You put up a poll and twitched to punch my foot.
102 people said no.
Thank you to a hundred and two of you who said no.
But 90 said yes.
200, almost 200 of you voted on this.
And whoever the 90-something of me.
85 said twice.
85 of you said twice?
To punch my injured foot.
Who are you, people?
I thought you liked us.
They liked it.
They liked it.
I thought you liked us.
Hobbs in the area.
Good morning, happy Thursday.
Thursday means cocoa puff.
Tams tambourine.
Oh, yeah.
Tenna and tambourine churn.
Again, Papa Roach, rise against,
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Everyone's listening right now.
You need a tambourine.
guy. I mean, I got a guy.
I'm right here. Look at that. If you need
a tambourine guy on stage, he can skip
Cocoa Pops and come do a, do a performance
for you. All right. Hey, la la.
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Or, uh, parents for the holidays.
Hmm. You're annoying kids
won't shut up and go to bed. Maybe Santa's close.
Uh-oh.
I hear.
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They are open early and late, 8 a.m. to 2 a.m.
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Go before the game, after the game, whatever you want.
They're right there on Marshall Street, the former Hungry Chuck's location.
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Go over and see all the accessories they've got for you there.
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I think Jonti was there this week, all the time.
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And then Sweetgrass, two locations.
Really, they have, at this point, they've got, like, they've had three.
They've built a new location behind.
The sickest barn.
It's the sickest looking thing.
It's right there.
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Spent a lot of time with them over the past summer.
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Yes.
Of course.
Big old fan.
What up.
So, I, I don't know, I don't know if it ever stops that we just get inundated with commercials all the time.
And I know that that's ironic coming from a show that's about to play you commercials and we make money off commercials.
But it's also like you have an understanding that if you're listening to this show for free, you get a commercial.
Yeah, that's.
That's the deal that we have with you.
It's as old as, you know, broadcast.
Yep.
I deal with that.
Like I, yes.
I still listen to Pandora, and I don't pay.
I just listen to a couple songs.
It'll play an ad for a minute, and then I'm back to a couple songs.
I have no problem for one minute having somebody tell me something that's not someone's screaming at me.
I recognize that we make our living thanks to advertisers.
That's how we are allowed to do this.
So I got to support them.
But I also don't want to watch ads in the bathroom.
as China is introducing video ads in their toilets.
No, see, yeah.
Where they're putting these things and screens, no.
I agree, no, with you, no.
I don't need it in the bathroom.
Now there's going to be, in a public bathroom,
you want like a nice restaurant.
Public bathroom is like a nice restaurant.
You want turnover.
You do, you want them in and out.
In and out.
You don't want people hanging out in your bathroom.
And this is even worse,
because I don't like touching my phone in the bathroom,
because I just see poop particles on everything.
It's the hypochondriac in me.
I see them in hotel rooms.
I see them everywhere's just got poop particles on it.
So I don't want to touch my phone in the bathroom.
Just to have the screen on the back of the doors or wherever they're putting it, that's weird.
Well, they're doing this.
So there's a video going around where you go into the public bathroom.
You're going to see an ad just generically.
But then let's say you do number two or ladies do number one.
Oh, boy.
you want toilet paper, you have to watch an ad to get toilet paper.
All right.
It's a toilet paper dispenser that's going viral from China right now.
That's actually...
No, I don't know.
I'm torn.
You have two options.
It's on the machine.
You can either pay for the toilet paper and not watch an ad.
Add a free toilet paper.
Or you can get free toilet paper by walking.
watching an ad.
I'll sit there for a sec.
I'll watch the ad.
Uh-huh.
Oh, man, that's hilarious.
I'm just using my socks at that point.
I'm not, I'm not, no.
What do I got to do?
I got to scan this code and then you're going to give me,
you're definitely not going to give me enough because I use a lot of toilet paper.
Or just imagine you forgot and you didn't like bring your wallet or any change into the bathroom.
Now you're just sitting there with poopie butt?
Postie asking the question, is it one ad for every sheet?
Yes, it is.
Yep.
You watch an ad.
It'll give you a six.
Squares.
You get six.
Which is so little.
Maybe I use way too much.
Believable, trust me.
I do.
Yeah, I do.
But it's better than having three.
Six squares is not enough.
So you get the six squares.
If that's not enough, which it won't be for any human ever,
you have to watch another ad.
And then you get six squares.
I don't know.
The little lady pittal, maybe just like,
and then you're good?
I don't know.
Yeah, for a lady, I think, a six squares.
There is no square to spare.
They don't have a square to spare.
They don't at all.
Unless you got a dollar.
That's nuts.
You're just sitting there watching.
What are you doing in there?
Watching ads.
I took the biggest dump.
I'm a mess in here.
I got to watch all these ads.
I don't know.
Hey, anybody got a dollar out there?
No?
All right.
I guess I'll just watch all these ads lie.
Poop.
I don't know how well these succeed.
Because part of me just feels like someone just going to smash the machine
and take the toilet paper out.
of it. Like, I'm not watching five minutes of something because I took a large
dog. What all I got to do? You took a big mud pie. Oh, that's okay. You didn't have to take
the big mud pie. It's okay. It's all right. Now your stomach is totally killed. It's okay.
Eat the receipt. Eat the receipt. We're going to go to my house. Because this house is the one
where you can see the KFC side from the front window.
Get out Spare Square. Happy. Papa Roach Day.
Oh, buddy.
Closing out the concerts at the amp tonight with Papa Roach,
Rise Against an Under oath.
That's going to be so good.
Go to bed.
Get out of bed.
Get out of bad.
Get out of there.
Get out of there.
Get out of here.
And they all did last night.
And then they all did.
Yeah.
Or they played, they just played a video of you.
Me on the stage.
Someday you'll walk again.
I don't know if that's really true.
We recorded a video and they played it after a day to remember.
It was just you showed up on the screens going,
All right.
Get it.
Get off my law!
And then they have to, by law, get off my lawn.
And then they did.
I feel like this was already a thing.
Maybe it's like a Mandela effect in my head right now.
But Uber announced plans to offer helicopter rides.
And I feel like, didn't I already see that?
I thought they were doing that somewhere.
Somebody was or something.
But, I mean, depending on where it is.
It's Manhattan.
That's probably a good idea.
They probably got somewhere that they can land it.
You know what I mean?
Well, you got to figure if you want to get from, like, say you work in Lower Manhattan and you want to get to JFK,
by car, that's going to be a while.
Here's $5,000.
Right, not even that much.
Oh, really?
$125,000.
$1,000.
Oh, no, I misread that.
It doesn't say the price.
But I'd imagine it's...
But you could just fly to JFK or Newark or LaGuardia.
And if I was like a rich person and that crap doesn't matter to me, I absolutely would.
Uber announced their plans to offer.
for Blade helicopter rides through its app.
Then the $125 million acquisition of blade, blah, blah, blah.
To 12 city terminals, Blade currently charges $195.
That ain't bad for flights from Manhattan to nearby airports.
You don't even need to be rich for that then.
That's surprisingly cheap.
$195 bucks.
But is it like a 30-second ride?
You know what I mean?
It'd be a pretty quick ride.
So, I mean, I guess maybe that's why,
because it's so fast that it's not doing anything.
You're just picking up, landing, and stopping.
You know what I mean?
The air taxi industry faces regulatory hurdles with the FAA still needing approval.
They promised to reveal bookings closer to the launch.
Rapid and seamless journeys in some of the most populated cities in the world.
Would you get to helicopter?
Yeah.
Would I get to helicopter?
Yeah, I want to.
I just, I've never been a helicopter.
I just don't want to go over water.
Remember Oswego was doing it.
Oh, that's right.
We have a show bro that does a helicopter rides.
But it was going over the lake.
And even that, I don't, I just want to be in a helicopter.
I just want to be really high in the air.
I like that part of it.
Like being in a plane, that part's cool.
You're so high up there.
But I also want to jump out.
I do not.
I have no interest in being there.
Like I said, I hate heights, but for some reason, planes and helicopters don't bother me.
That's different.
But I'm thinking, like, imagine if I was rich enough to, like, on the top of this building, I had a helicopter just sitting there.
Yeah.
And when I finish this, I go up to the roof, get in my helicopter, and fly home to Fulton.
That's what I mean.
That would be so cool.
You just...
There's a bunch of people up in Oswega, Chavez, County, that just have those feather lights.
They fly around all the time.
Right?
So why not?
They fly over my house and stuff.
Yep.
Mm-mm.
But it would make sense in Manhattan.
I think you go.
you're flying over all the traffic.
Yeah.
Just to get the airport's tricky.
Approach, good morning, everybody.
Happy Thursday.
You'll see them tonight.
It'll be fun and loud.
Be a big fun show.
TechSline says I'm at the amp right now.
Three big buses just got here.
Uh-oh.
Guys, do they need a tambouriner tonight?
I'll get a boss lady's scooter and I'll rip right over.
Do you need a tambourinist on stage tonight?
I don't even need a microphone or anything in front of me.
I'll just, listen, it'll just be the little.
little background ambiance of a couple people here, just a little...
Mm-hmm.
I know it's like just a last resort to use...
Cody tonight.
Oh, real.
Get out.
Get out of here.
It's to be a last resort.
That's it.
He just wants to be loved.
That's all I'm saying.
He just wants to be loved.
Oh, Jesus.
So just leave a light on for him and he'll get on over there.
He'll try not to kill the noise, but we'll see what happens.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Between angels and insects, who knows?
what we're going to see me get at you know.
Man, oh man.
He's got plenty of scars.
Don't worry, though. He will.
I do.
He will.
One, two, three, four.
And he came from a broken home.
We both did.
That's it.
That's it.
No apologies needed.
Just let him get over there, and he can enjoy it.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go ahead and get out of here.
No matter what, you're doing this show today.
All right.
So, stop being a Hollywood whore and stay right here with us, please.
Okay.
I quit.
You're going to get a kick in the teeth if you do.
We're walking by.
You're doing it.
Oh, Badger, get in here.
You're doing it now.
Badger?
Yeah, you're doing this show.
Sorry, Badger's got to do this now.
Sorry, buddy.
Anyways, happy Thursday, everybody.
Also, tonight, Coco Puff.
Seven o'clock time.
Don't forget.
Don't forget.
What?
That you're going to do a weed show tonight at seven.
Am I finally doing that?
You are.
You're starting it tonight.
When does that start?
Is that today?
Tonight is seven.
Be there or B squared?
So hear that other salespeople?
I'm starting it tonight.
You can hop right on and get all sorts of fun.
Fun clients on there.
When you say be there or be square, I guess I've always chosen to be square.
I've never really chosen to be there.
Yeah, you're just squaring it up.
Hulk Hogan left his $5 million estate to Nick.
Why did Brooke ask to be removed from her father's will?
They don't like each other, right?
Oh, I have no idea. I don't know.
Hulk Hogan left the $5 million estate.
not counting the two houses to his son Nick as the sole benyette beneficiary.
Well, yeah, that's, I mean, other than Brooke, he doesn't have anybody.
Not even his wife's guy.
Oh, well, I mean, they're not Linda, but they just got married.
So I imagine they have a pre-nup and 80 other things.
Maybe she'll maybe get a little money or a house.
I don't know what he had.
I don't know if he had a ton because, you know, he was always doing stuff,
but he also loved to be out in the, you know, public.
So I don't know if he was always doing it for money.
And you've also got to remember Vince always...
Vince owns Hulk Hogan.
Terry Balea's not Hulk Hogan.
That I'm not sure.
Sometimes they did break out after a point.
Well, they sometimes they're lucky enough to buy them.
Like the Rock owns...
The Rock?
The name.
He bought it.
He bought it.
He's in it.
He's really bothering me.
with his commercial.
The Smashing Machine,
have you seen this?
No.
Dude, it's this new rock movie.
And then I'll go back to this.
Oh, yeah.
Who is that?
He's playing a UFC guy.
I don't know you.
Why is he looks so weird in this movie?
Because he's got...
Like a prosthetic on or something?
He's got a prosthetic.
He slimmed down a little and he's got weird hair.
They did a bunch of prosthetics,
but he looks just like that guy.
He does?
Okay.
I don't know the world of ultimate fighting.
Me either.
But I guess this guy is like one of the best ever or something.
It's like a story of.
About them, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
It's Mark Kerr.
Okay.
Cool.
Is a big deal.
But, yeah, it does look weird.
But I think it looks weird because of how much he looks just like the guy.
Yeah, I don't know who the guy is, but that does look really, really cool.
Back to this story.
What was his net worth?
Oh, oh, wow.
Who?
Hogan's net worth?
Yeah.
Yeah, but we know none of those are true.
What does it say?
I mean, this one's from, it's reported by things like MSN and stuff that he got 25 mil because it comes out because of his business ventures.
and the settlement from Gawker.
Yeah, the Gawker money is what's really.
So, yeah, he received 31 mil from him.
So I mean, where to go?
Again, who knows?
With these guys, they, you know, business ideas that fail, you know,
giving it out, just spending it.
You know, Hogan still probably flew private.
Well, because I'm sure he did because he wanted us to fly him private.
So, you know, in his real life, a regular life,
I'm sure he's flying.
When we wanted to book him for Russell Cuse, it was like 100 grand plus private jet from Clearwater.
Yeah.
Up to here.
Yeah.
And a stay in a five-star hotel.
He has to be in a five-star hotel.
Do we have five-star hotels?
No, not a chance.
I don't think in Syracuse there's a five-star hotel.
Is the Jefferson Clinton?
Oh, maybe.
I don't know.
A five-star?
That's where like Seinfeld stays when he does comedy here.
Do we, I don't know how you'd find a five-star hotel.
I thought they were just like big cities, maybe here.
If we have a five-star hotel, we do.
don't know about it. We're just sconex. No, there's luxury. Okay. But yeah. All right.
No five star. Um, Hogan's daughter, Brooke, isn't a beneficiary because she asked to be removed
from her father's will a few years ago. She did not trust the people around Hulk Hogan and did not
want to get caught up in a financial battle when he died. So you'd rather, I mean, that's nothing,
I guess. A nice gamble on yourself, but, uh, spoiler, Brooke, you were only,
anything because you used the name
Brooke Hogan.
Yeah.
And you capitalized on your dad's fame.
You weren't Brooke Balea.
No, because she's actually a decent performer.
She has a good voice.
She did do that music thing for a little bit, right?
Yeah, I think that's what she's doing now?
And Nick did what?
Just drove drunk?
That was his thing?
I think he just drove drunk and crashed and got a couple of DUIs.
So now he's got a bunch of money.
And everyone gets, oh, Nick Hogan.
He owns two homes in Clearwater, Florida,
combined worth about 11 million.
Bucks, his surviving spouse, Sky Daily, has threatened to file a wrongful death lawsuit against the doctor who had recently operated on Hogan, claiming that he was, he died because of his surgery.
Yeah, there was, there's random reports of things like that.
But when you put a person that's their body has been riddled with whatever at 70 something years old, that's one of the risks why they don't always operate on old.
people and your old dog.
Because when you put somebody under
anesthesia that's really old,
there's chances of complications. And I think that's
what happened with this, but
I mean... And let's not forget, like Cody
said, what he did do his body up to
that point. Yeah, like he was
beat to... Think these hands are soaking in ivory
liquid? No. Not him.
I mean, for God's sake, he's what,
eight inches shorter? Yeah, he got smaller.
He got smaller.
He's my eye when he died. Did you see the video
of the... So I guess
this guy, his ex was cheating on him.
Okay.
And he kicked her out.
Okay.
No, wait.
Oh, sorry.
Must have been a gay couple because this is a man.
Okay.
Kicked the cheater out.
So when he kicked his cheatering ex-boyfriend
slash husband out,
he hired a mariachi band to play
and follow him around.
Guantanamera.
The video's hilarious because you see this guy
just like loading stuff out the stairs.
That's great.
That's really funny.
I mean, that's, if you've got the, like, the means,
that's a really good revenge thing.
You know what I mean?
Stuff like that where you're not being, you're not malicious.
It's my house.
I can hire a Mariatriman if I want to.
Yeah.
Sorry, I just, I like to play here.
I just love, I like that video of the guy with the two.
that follows people around.
I like the guy with the trombone that follows people around.
I saw this video of a...
What did it say?
It was like a truck simulator.
And it was a guy with a flute going,
beep,
beep, beep,
while his buddy...
Hold on a second.
Where is it?
What, just backed up or walked around?
But his buddy had a big speaker that was doing the rumbles.
It was like,
blah,
blah, blah, blah.
Maybe I have my truck simulator.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, I'll show you in Twitter.
because now I'm just getting video games with truck simulators.
Oh, Norris.
Which do fascinate me.
I've been catching myself lately.
Watching these guys drive like full, like, I guess loads.
I don't know.
But like there's guys on Twitch and stuff that will sit with their whole big workup, big wheel,
shift or all that.
And they'll work a whole day.
Fake driving.
Fake driving.
And I like it.
I mean, all right.
If that's what you like doing.
It's no difference than playing fake football or playing fake football or playing
fake baseball, right? A little, but
it's, that's
the hobby you like, then
go for it. Same with the
flight simulator people. They love doing that.
That's funny.
American truck simulator is that one.
There's guys that just have full setups.
Can you imagine that? You
meet a guy and you
go home with them and he's like,
yeah, I'm kind of a gamer.
Oh, cool, I like games and
you get in there and it's
a full
Mac truck
He's like, check it out.
He even got the little
Hur, huh, huh.
Like, oh, yep, you do.
Or I can imagine me going to my wife.
All right, I'm going to go play video games
and then I'm gone for eight hours.
Yeah, right, and you're locked in with a seatbelt.
And like, oh, right, don't pause me.
I'm a breaker breaker.
We're going to lock into the internet now.
This is Fat Squidward coming in.
Fat Squidward shout up.
I like the farming simulator guys too
that are like just farming crops all day.
I like that kind of stuff.
Oh, man, that's hilarious.
As a former theme park owner, I know what it's like to run a successful simulation.
You got a lot to do.
You're busy.
You're busy all day.
Textline does the police simulators.
You did that for a little while in here, too.
I did that for a while, but then I realized it wasn't, like, you can only go so far in it,
and it wasn't let me do anything.
Someone were a little glitchy, and you could never use your gun.
You couldn't.
No.
Why is there a gun in that game if I can never shoot anybody that's trying to, like, run me over or anything?
I get it.
I mean, come on.
Those are fun.
Just the simulator games.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Good morning.
Happy Thursday.
Thursday means a co-go-pows.
Tonight's 7 o'clock.
And he gives you permission to ignore him if
Under oath is on stage or...
You don't get a pass for rise against Papa Roach.
I'm sorry.
I'm just a bigger Under oath fan than the other kids on stage.
7 o'clock tonight.
You're going to tune into our Twitch channel
because Cody will be live showing you all that...
Hey,
That's too dangerous for the radio.
Twitch.tv slash K-R-R-C-K-C-N-Y.
K-R-O-C-K-C-N-Y.
Here we get into.
Let's run down our friends.
Of course, East Coast Emeralds right behind the Daily Diner in North Syracuse.
All the accessories you need for the things that we'll show you tonight.
Our friends over at Days dispensary are heading to the Dome tomorrow night for the game.
But do you going up to Dome tomorrow night?
Yes.
Stop into Daze.
Oh, the former Hungry Chucks.
It's open.
almost all of the time.
8 a.m. to 2 a.m.
stop before the game, after the game.
They're right there on Marshall Street.
Joe's Buds, long-time friend.
We love Joe's Buds over on Aud and Aga Boulevard.
Always doing pop-ups over there.
Oh, my God.
You want to meet brand reps and see what kind of stuff is new.
Follow Joe's Buds on social media.
And last but never release, sweet grass.
Two locations, Union Springs and Seneca Falls.
They got that good, good.
If I can just say, how do I say this on the,
radio.
How you say cucumber.
How do you say Cucumber?
If I can say, if any of the
Leor or any of the boys over there,
Sweetgrass are listening,
I am a fan.
Oh, you know, Star Wars, that character, Luke.
Star Wars, Luke Skywalker.
Not the old Luke Skywalker,
but the Skywalker OG.
Oh, yeah, Luke Skywalker,
OG. That one's a good character.
Problem is, I shattered it
everywhere. Did I say it
enough? Oh, well, you know what you can do,
You just dab it up.
And I did and I do it when it's so damn good.
So shout out to Sweetgrass.
They also, again, because, you know, distance makes a little harder.
They have ice cream.
What?
All they do, I saw the photo.
Wow, how my face isn't on that.
That kind of ice cream.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, how my face isn't on that?
Yeah, Sweetgrass, you missed it on that one.
That's, I mean, this should be the face of your infused ice creams.
I mean, come on.
I'm not a smart man, Jenny.
Hi, Jenny.
Jenny.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Thursday.
We will play some video games now.
Listen, it's a difficult job, but someone's got to do it.
I mean, someone's got to do it.
All right.
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