The Show - TORKLESON’S

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

We’ve got our first MLB P.E.D. suspension of the season! A dude on Survivor pooped himself on TV. An article ranking top fictional dinosaurs snubs Earl the tree pusher. Plus, a new RV dealership comes to town & so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. It's supposed to making you laugh already. What are you laughing at?

Parts of that. Just think about it. You just think about it. Hey, remember the chive? Remember the chive? Do you remember the chive? It's like a hashtag. I don't know.

Sports thing. I was pretty active on there. Just wondering if you were. He was active on chive. Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. We're moving right along. Oh.

Oh, that means Coca-Pas tonight. We'll get into that. Oh, my God. Oh, my cell's a... Have a morn. Have a sails a mern. Good morning, everybody. do.

Y'all's good. Hey, yo. What's happening? Yesterday was a blur for me. We were so busy yesterday. I have no idea. All right. How I got to today, to be honest with you.

I know that I woke up. It was one of those days where the whole day is... Whole day was packed. Yep. Until 7.30. And then I went to bed, and now here I am. So, let's get into it. How does that sound?

Good. Yes. Sound no. Any sports are wrestling on last night? there was AW that's always on Wednesday nights So There was a couple of cool matches AW is just always good

But we don't really watch a lot of NBA That's what Lottie's here for He keeps us up to date on On chat On NBA All the hot NBA action All that steamy hot NBA action

It is starting to pick up a little Okay good good good I will give it that There's been some good games That Oklahoma City Knicks game yesterday was pretty good. Okay, good, good, good. All right. Yeah.

Playoffs, it's going to wait. Oh, no, Lou Holtz. Died. What's that? Lou Holtz. Who's that? Lou Holtz. Notre Dame coach.

Talk like that. You don't know Lou Holtz? I don't know who he is. No. I'm sorry. Well, he's dead. Thanks a lot. How old was he?

Eighty-9. That's a good run. 89's a great run. I thought of it. You already are you on any one of those? I thought like, I thought COVID got him. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm just a fan. It's a fan.

Well, hoi, hoi, here we are. You ask Coco Puffs tonight. That'll get things cooking right along. Of course, you know how to find that on Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, C&Y. We'll just, we'll have some fun. I can, uh, what I'm going to do is I'm going to end this stream and see if the ending the multi-stream fixes our issue because that's what, that's what did it before. Yeah, it's something. Everyone's in a while, YouTube isn't a fan of us being...

I would like to stream on YouTube, but it's just not getting along with us. So? YouTube is the, it's like that both we got, we're seeing someone, and they got two kids, and it's both of these streams. And Twitch is usually fine. Everyone's in a while, yeah, there's a problem every so often. But then, hey, YouTube, though, man, it does not like coming to our house. No, and he would rather...

He'd rather stay at his mom. He's not dealing well with a lot of things. The only performing enhancing drugs that we allow are the ones Cody will be doing tonight on Cocoa Puck. 7 o'clock on Twitch. Twitch.tv.com. C.I.M.M.S.A.M.M. My mics are always hot. Yeah, jerks and pro far. Yeah, jerk. Out for 162 games. I only bring it up to Cody's a Braves fan.

That's the whole year, buddy. Um, League said his suspension will begin on Friday. Oh, good. Oh, good. You've got a couple, a day or two here. Second time, he's popped positive

for performance-enhancing drugs. I don't know what this is. Anybody smarter than me can explain it? Exogenous, testosterone, and its metabolites. Does that mean just testosterone is like steroids? Listen, if you don't know it,

it's me explaining it's not going to have it. Yeah. If you don't know, that I'm not going to tell you. Just forget it. Yeah. Second time he's, Pop positive for that.

Yeah. Miss 80 games last season. 80 face. For testing positive for performance enhancing substance. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah.

Positive test last year for performance enhancing substance human cryurionic gano doperin. HCG. Okay, Mary Poppins. Okay. Supercalifredges.

You doing steroids. It's a fertility drug often taken after steroids. Nice. Yeah, that's one of those. I don't know. There's all these things they do or they do things after they're done doing the steroids. And then they cycle. There's all these things.

But they all get popped. Most of them. He was due about $15 million this year. Idiot. I bet he's going to argue that somehow that was still in his body from last time. Thank you, T.K. We appreciate that. 33-year-old signed a three-year.

$42 million contract. with Atlanta. You should be able to sue and get all that back. That for two of these years, you've been out for, in two years, you're going to play half a season. So can the Braves then be like, all right, we're going to use that money for somebody else? That's what I mean. Like, you should be able to get all that back and do something out so that they're going

to need to do something. I was just saying that they've already been hit with harder injuries, smacks, I feel like, than most teams. They've had a bunch of young arms. were supposed to help out get hurt and guys that were supposed to come back, get re-injured, and they lost some guys in free agency. And it's like at this point, dude, don't gaslight me. He said in a statement, oh, this was his statement from last year.

Oh, what did he say last year about it? I would never willingly take a banned substance, but I'd take full responsibility and accept the MLB's decision. But then you did it again, so you would. Yeah, so, yeah. You would do a performance enhancing substance. I don't care if guys use steroids. I'd say whatever.

No, I personally don't care. As you, well, as long as I understand, the health risks that are involved, it's not on me. What is the reason they do it just to, like, recover faster, work out harder? Yes. He's in his 30s, so God, no, I mean, he's basically ancient. Right. Yeah. No, it's just, it's what they do to get that little bit of an edge.

And I mean. Like, you could have just, not to say, like, don't give it your all, but, like, you got the contract. Three years. Yeah. What was it? Whoa. Well, that makes you think. $42 million.

Why not just ride it out? What makes you think, though? What? How do you get that contract? Has he been popping these all along? But I'm saying he's got it now. Now he's getting caught. He's locked into three years, $42 million.

Just go play the outfield, bud. Well, it's probably diminishing skills. He wants to stay right there. Yeah, but it's not always guaranteed, and you can get cut. Mm-hmm. They'll, they, you know what I mean? They find ways. So he wants to stay competitive at 33.

At the old, oh, God. Ancient age of 33. Oh, how's he even walking out there anymore at that point? Yes. So, we're in. That's your boy, bud. Eh, he came from the Padres and stuff. That's a Pauley's boy.

Well, Katie's saying no one is happier about that, than the Mets fans who yelled him from the stand. That's funny. Yeah. 315, 365, 109. We're talking baseball. Thursday already. Look at us.

moving right along. What the heck, frick? There's language. Mr. Leasy. Put your desk in the hall. Oh. Cody will be live tonight at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel for a little Cocoa Puffs. Present about Joe's Buds on Onondaga Boulevard and East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse.

The show, no too dangerous. Aver the radio. Because I do backflips around puppies who have just started to open their eyes. Oh, and that's scary. Scary for them. They haven't seen full shapes yet. My puppy doesn't know what to do with himself in this weather. He goes out and he's like, I think I'm ready to be out here.

And then it's still a little too cold. But he didn't get the chase his ball for the first time of this year yesterday. Nice. He got the chase his ball just in the driveway where it was clear. That brought him a little joy. I know it did. Because he wants you to throw the ball, but he also wants to grip it like this with his hands, which is the funniest thing.

Yeah, he doesn't know what to do. He doesn't want to give it up. He also wants to go chase that ball. But he also, that's his ball. Don't touch it. That's mine though. You pull it from my hands, please. And he'll do a move now that, maybe he's always done this,

but he'll put his ball. He has that blanket he uses. Yeah. He puts the ball on the blanket, and then he lays on the ball so no one can get the ball. It's under his body. Yes. So he can sleep peacefully.

He'll know if you're going for his ball. You don't know where that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't even see him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So don't touch it. Don't touch it. Mickey's got a good point.

Why was the driveway clear, Josh? Because you didn't pack down the snow and drive on it. Or did you drive on it all winter long and the snow still melted all the way off? That's more likely what happened. Yeah. Yeah. Don't tell my old man that. I haven't watched Survivor probably ever.

Same Zies. But it's in its 50th. The only thing I know about it is that that guy has a huge wiener. Who does? The Jeff Pro pro pro. Probst. Whatever that guy's name is. How do you know that?

That was something that went around. Was it like a bulge in his khakis? That or like he was on, like something leaked or something, but no, he definitely has a huge weener. Jeff Probes got naked. Hold on. Yep, big, big old hog. How do I, some. Yep.

I can't Google it. Oh, I'm saying. So how nice. Does Jeff Probes have a big weaner? If Cody A.I. Come through on this. They said there's no public information, but they're, There's, there is.

You can Google it. Whoa, if that's a real nude. He's got a big old hog. Yeah. Good for him. Dude. If that's a real nude. We got a big old weir.

Why would he take this photo? Hold on a second. Do you see his, if anybody comes his window behind me, tell me, because I'm looking at the guy's penis. Do you see his wiener? It's only Gomez and Paul, so you're okay. Am I 18?

Yes, I am. It's right? What I mean? Why do you take that? Are you looking at it? No, that, but if it's what I, Do you want to see it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying

A veil crank And that's just soft That's the only thing I know about Survivor Is that This isn't a real photo There's just no way it's a real photo Because why would he have I mean that's the 90s

What can I say on the radio Balls don't sit like that Like come and look at his balls Cody Come here and look at Jeff Prope's balls real quick Man's balls don't have hang like this. Do we have HR yet? No. I don't think we have anybody in charge you.

Balls don't sit like that. They don't sit like that. They hang. It's like his, it's like a huge, huge beanbag chair that it's sitting on. Yeah, that's not it. That's not it. Anyways, come on in Gomez. I bring this up because last night someone crapped their pants on, oh no. On Survivor.

I don't watch it. Pat Lucas is in your saying they showed it way too much. What? I'm sweeter? No, I don't. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh. It was the Survivor 50.

Um, 50. Survivor 50 is... I like to kick and poop my pants. Is, um, this is Christian who was talking to Joe around the fire and had to quickly excuse himself from the conversation because he crapped my pants. Oh. Not my pants. He crapped his pants. Sorry.

Oops. I crapped my pants. CBS had to blur the back of his trousers. Oh, no. Dooky poops. Listen, it happens right away, I guess. I'll be right back, Joe. Christian, it freezes like a statue.

He... All right, Christian, that was Christian who crapped himself. All right. Okay. I'll be right back, Joe. Christian, it freezes like a statue. He turns, and he's wearing khakis. I don't think he sat, a smashed banana.

But he doesn't need a new pair of underwear. The sheer and utter embarrassment of unexpected the gastrointestinal distress. And now I've entered the pantheon, the history of people whose pants became unexpectedly colored. My wife is going to divorce me.

I, okay, I have a couple questions. Go ahead. Because they're eating like... That's the most of my first question. Is it, is Survivor like my show alone where they're like got to eat what they find? They're eating like different countries, bananas and raw coconuts

and all that stuff, huh? I mean... Pat Lucas says it, was literally the first thing that happened in the episode, and then they talked about it for the entire episode. Yeah, the producers, uh, when that happened, we're like, nice. Katie says as a fellow IBS baddie, I feel so bad for him. No, I get it.

I do, but that's why we try to like make it, we normalize it on this show. Yeah, go poop, yeah go poop. Sometimes it happens. Yep, sometimes you do. It's a bodily function, people. Nothing you can do. No. Try, you try to avoid it.

You make all the precautions you can. You listen to your body a little bit, but sometimes it happens. Yeah, coconut makes you go, I guess. pet Lucas says, so they're eating coconut. Yeah. They're just pulling them off the trees and pounding down raw coconut water. Well, that's a dioratic too. Want to make you, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, so why are you drinking coconut water with your IBS? Does it make your bubble guts? No. No? Not really, no. I'm fine. I don't like it. Mm-hmm.

Gives me my potassium. Yeah, it does give you potassium. All right. Well, good for him, I guess. Listen, normalize it. Sometimes people poop their pants, okay? I like that they're 30, they spent a whole episode on it, they're definitely not done.

Did that guy get eliminated? Oh, I don't know, Pat, did he get eliminated? This is going to be in the best of us. Because, yeah, then they're going to play it. When they do the recap show at the end of the season, they're definitely leaning into this. Yep. Remember that time of that guy pooped his pants?

Wait, is this the guy that pooped his pants, too? Who? Oh, no. He looks like the berries and cream guy. No. Yeah. His name is Christian? Yeah.

Aw, poor guy. I don't listen. He had a pretty good episode, Pat said. All right, good. So somebody's watching it. All right. Cool. 420, I'm not spoiling the episode because she hasn't watched it yet. Oh, geez, okay.

I will spoil that someone does crap their pants. Well, Twitch mics are always hot during the show. If you want to come hang out as well, we'd love to hear from you. Wait, they can hear. They can hear everything you say in all the words. Like me talking about my favorite Chinese restaurant moments ago, and you were embarrassed about that. No, sometimes I overshare, I guess.

No, that one's an okay one because it, that one, you see that at your local, um, establishment and stuff around where you grew, up because I've seen that. When I started going to my favorite Chinese restaurant, there was just children playing their Nintendo DSs. They're doing their homework and now they're running the counter. No, they're like, I got you. It's like, you get to see them growing to their own adults. And then once in a while you probably, because

you're you, would probably drop the I remember when you were sitting over there just playing with your DS, your mommy was changing your diaper, your own weiner was hanging out. No, no, I don't go that far. But I can see myself being like, I don't remember you, are you kids? I would be that guy.

What? I remember you used to be at the table door your own working. Now look at you. Run in the restaurant. All right. Could I take your order? Do you want anything? I remember.

Yeah, I'd be that guy. I'd be that guy. Let's talk dinosaurs. I don't know. We don't know. Honey. I'm home. What a great shell.

With one of the saddest. Yeah, really sad, but that's because they knew they were done, so they ended it. Well, that speech he gives to the baby. Oh, I don't want to... The baby's like, what's going to happen to us? And he goes, I don't know, Jr. Maybe they're this. What is it?

Oh, who knows? Oh, you know, I don't remember exactly, quite obviously, but you get the gist of it. And it's like, oh my God, again, you all wonder why we are the way we are. Listen to this music. Could I have everybody's attention? There's something I have to say It's getting cold First of all

Stan, I have to apologize to you Yeah, sure, whatever I now realize that building that wax fruit factory On your mating ground was wrong Oh sure, wax fruit's important But so a bunch beetles That voice Gee, that's bigger you, Earl

Ah, new We understand, sweetheart Yeah, yeah Understand what? Yep Well, little guy, what happened was Daddy was put in charge of the world And he didn't take real good care of it

And now it looks like there won't be much of a world left You or your brother and sister to live in Are we gonna move? There's no place to move too This is the only world we got What's gonna happen to us? I don't exactly know But whatever it is nobody's gonna leave you

That's right Why are we such a generation of of anxiety and depression. I can't understand it. Yeah. Yeah, and hey, I'm sure it'll all work out okay. After all, dinosaurs have been on this earth for 150 million years. And it's not like we're gonna just disappear. And then they pan out to a very frozen world. Anyways, I'm not here to talk about the TV show dinosaurs.

I was briefly. Oh, wow. Only because I was at the comic shop yesterday and they have the characters. You can buy the characters now. Oh, really? Yeah. But if you don't know the TV show dinosaurs, that's fine because this is an article. This is the kind of article I'm glad people are writing.

Where they rank the best character dinosaurs in TV and film. Now, none of the dinosaurs' dinosaurs made it. Oh. Earl did not make it. They're already void then. Tree pusher. But I'll give you their top five. This is according to ranker.

I do like that that's the job. He was a tree pusher. Yeah, push over trees. But then he built like a fruit factory, like a wax fruit factory. I don't remember. Yeah. I don't remember. But anyways, leaving Earl or anybody off the list is offensive to me.

But we'll get into your top five here. I can't really think of like any like. Like, okay, no, never mind. I got, I got number one. Number five. I got number one. Is Rex from the Toy Story series. Oh, okay.

From the Toy Story series. Yep. Nope, that's not who I was going to say. Adorably insecure T-Rex. Stanned-out character from Pixar's groundbreaking Toy Story franchise. Roar! Voice by Wallace Sean, which made him even cuter. The act, the T-Rex from the original Jurassic Park.

Really? I don't really give that character, though. I was going to say that myself, but I was like, it's not a character. And then, if it was so iconic, the thing in the second one wouldn't happen, or third one, or whatever it is. Spoiler, they instantly kill them or whatever. The way gets eaten by the C1 or whatever. Niki Nuck says Reptar better be on the list. No, Reptard didn't make the list.

No. That's offensive. Ace said my number one of who I think. Let me see what Ace said. That's what I think. Didn't make this list. Isn't that weird? Number three is Yoshi.

Adorable iconic green dinosaur from Super Mario. Oh, all right. Yeah, that one. Okay. Yeah, all right. No, I'll come around to that one. I'll come around to that one. Oh, was a she?

The T-Rex was a she? Oh, my apologies for getting the pronouns incorrect. Oh, I thought the velociraptor is because clever girl. Number two, Littlefoot. Oh, Littlefoot makes me sad too. Oh, another. Land before time. You want to go ahead and play that?

The next. Again, again. Again, why are we the way we are the way we are? All of our movies had to end in tragedy. All of our shows had to end in tragedy. We're all anxious and depressed. Again, spoiler, they killed his mama. Oh, yeah, all the dinosaurs were female.

That was the point, remember? That's why they couldn't reproduce. Oh, yeah. That was like a major plot point that we just kind of forgot about. Uh-uh. They've all got ginous. Number one, a couple of you have said it, Dino from the Flintstones. Oh.

Yeah, I didn't even think of that one. Okay. I'm all right with this list. Although, man. To leave Barney off the list is shocking. That's like the most, I bet, I mean, maybe not the most. He's made the most money of the dinosaurs, but I would say maybe that T-Rex. Now, I'll debate you on this, because they put.

Put number seven is Godzilla. Oh, Godzilla. He's not a dinosaur, is it? Godzilla fans would know better. I don't know. He's a... I thought he was just like a monster, like a lizard person.

I'm not really sure where he sits, because he's a monster. He's the king of the monster. A monster, not a dinosaur. That's a big lizard person. Yeah. Ducky, also from Land Before Time making the list. Ducky.

Spike from the Land Before Time making the list. Okay, list. Sponsored by Petrie making the list. Yeah, right. Sponsored by whatever company made the Land Before Time. Land Before Time's got probably a reboot coming out or something. Yep. Oh, man. Dude, anyways. I had all those characters from Pizza Hut. You did?

The like the little puppets. Yeah, I got those two, bud. Those were real cool. Some of them might actually be in the garage, as pre-usual. I'm not shocked by that. Your mom held on to all your toys. Nope. She knew which ones were going to be something. Speaking of, dude. Speaking of your toys. And again, I know it's hard for you to part with your things.

Depends on what it is. There was a bunch of Ninja Turtle toys at the comic shop yesterday. Oh, dude. Hundreds of dollars. Yeah. The vehicles were like $600. Right? I know.

I know. I know. I think my problem with some of the Ninja Turtle stuff, though, is that that was one of the few things I let my brother play with because he was interested. And I think the little bastard ruined a bunch of them. Real nice. Real nice. Because even back then I was like real meticulous with...

Like, take you care. Oh, I'm sure you are. I see how you go living your life. Yeah. Even then, it was like, well, no, no. Be careful. You didn't like to share your toys? No, what about neighborhood kids?

Would you share with them? I mean, my friends and stuff, but yeah, no. I mean, no, don't touch. Don't touch. Let's do some. I'm just saying, if you start poking around Debs Garage, you might be able to buy a house cash money. My thing that I want to do, and it's one of those where it's going to have to take forever,

is the totes of matchbox cars. I know for a. fact there are some of those like Hey do you have this rare Matchbox car even if it's in crap Conditioned this is a thousand dollar car Because they've just been sitting in this time capsule They're all in there man

Yep they're on there a few Google lists of matchbox cars Like don't know the blue Jeep Blah blah blah that's that's in there I was also looking at pokey main cards that you probably had at one point Did you know your brother was all about Like the thousands of dollars They had them on the like in these cases and stuff Yeah no it's so much money

It's crazy. I'd like, though, that all that stuff is valuable. Valuable again, because that all meant a lot, and it was not cheap for us and our parents. Our parents spent a ass ton of money on these things, and for them to immediately be like, nah, no matter. No one cares. Yeah. Okay, well, that was $500 worth of stuff, but great.

No, if you have, if you're sitting on this stuff, I mean, not to flood the market because that'll lower the value of things, but if you got this stuff, people are buying it. People are spending money on this stuff. Yep. You following any of the drama with him? No. Oh, my God, the TikTok drama, dude. No, I haven't really had enough. He's just...

I don't really care about it. They went too hard. They forced a lot of jelly roll down our throat. Jelly roll, jelly roll. Real hard and real fast. We got jelly rolled, and it was just too much. No, there's all these allegations, and I'm saying allegations, so please don't sue me, jelly roll.

I'm saying that this is what people are. accusing him of. I won't hold your feet to the fire. There's a comedian, Nicole Arbor. Okay. I don't know if she sucks or not because I don't know anything about her. Okay. But remember she allegedly, like, okay, it's a whole, it's, I've watched way too many videos on this.

You've done a lot of jelly roll action lately. Supposedly she claims that she got roofied at his bar in Nashville. Okay. All right. And then jelly roll and Bonnie tried to, like, give her hush money. And she's like, no, I'm not taking your hush money. So she's making all these TikToks about Jellyroll. So then Jellyroll is getting his, like, famous friends to defend him.

See, the problem with all that is that when you are unknown and you've already come out and said that your previous time on earth, you were a used to be a piece of trash jelly roll. We're like, I was this and I was bad. It's the start of all of his speeches. Sometimes when you're down on your luck. Right. he's already admitted all that stuff so you can't then be like

I've never done bad things so maybe And then there's this weird I think as like Ryan Upchurch Or somebody posted a video Of him saying like him and Bunny Are the Epstein's of Nashville or something That's what I mean like he was in

This is all edge of ledger This is what I'm seeing on TikTok But like we are so quick To just let people be The Saviors of America The greatest people People can redeem themselves But we're just so immediate to be like

Jellie you are like Jellyroll's the greatest. His wife's the greatest. They're both amazing. Their story's amazing. They're inspirational. Everything's inspirational. End of story.

Well, yeah. With no... With no context. Well, it's only about a year of us knowing Jelly Roll, how about before you make him your savior, you wait and see what he's done and did in his past. It's kind of like my... Because he was a big fat drug dealer, right?

Well, and she was a prostitute. Yeah. Like, it's what I used to say about reality shows. When, like, you'd make reality shows out of any hillbilly anywhere. Yeah. They'd have a show for a year and then they would do something stupid and you'd be like, can you believe that Honey Boo Boo did, you're like, well, yeah, I can believe it.

Like, yes. You made them famous. Yeah, I can. Yeah. You picked them out of nowhere and made them famous. I think Jelly Rolls talented. He can sing. But it's like Cody is saying, they also used to be not great humans.

So maybe some of that still exists. I don't know. Or it existed. Yeah, you can. Like you said, yeah. Everybody can turn around. Everybody's doing a redemption art. Glad you can be a great person and give to charities and blah, blah, blah, blah.

That doesn't mean that you didn't do all of those things from before. And Nicole Arbor is, like, claiming that he had to close his Nashville bar because people were getting roofied all the time there. He sold it or something. Don't even waste your time with the jelly old drama. It'll tire you. It's weird how quickly he went from like, oh, everybody to now a bunch of people are like, I, bro, we're good with jelly roll. I think it's with anything.

You start looking into somebody more. Like, he used to just be the big fat guy who could sing really well. And then people are like, well, wait a minute. It was just every day. Yeah, every day. It was a lot. It was another jally roll thing. It was a lot.

And, you know, I feel about what the style of music he's doing anyway. Grifting to get money. A little bit of a grip. Cash grab. That's a cash crab. I'm not ruining it. The third episode of that Tracy Morgan show, he got something, he says that line where he goes,

I didn't watch Toy Story 3. That was a cash grab. Maybe laugh. Anyways. Ahoi, hoi, everybody. That is the jelly roll drama. Follow it or not. I don't care.

I don't care. It is what it is. I don't like all of the drama. He's getting a lot of drama on the tiki tiki tax. I also love that, though. What? It's the, have you seen all the drama on TikTok? It's a reality show.

Dude, TikTok is the new reality show. It feels great. If I can just talk to you like an old-ass man, real quick. I know. I'll be scrolling there and they'll be like, it'll be just some random video of a woman who's like, I need to address the allegations blue, blue, like, random like blue 27 said about me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have never and you're like, who are you talking, I don't know anybody who's talking about anybody. But you're invested now. I'm just the oldest man going who, you're mad at who? Who's angry? Who did what? What about her, but? You posted a video.

about me. I would like to address the allegations paralyzed post he said about me yesterday. Mm-hmm. No, I have not taken funding from blah, blah, blah. All the pictures he posted are indeed correct. Yeah. And I'm always suckered in.

I'm like, okay. Like, I'm nosy. Like, that's my thing. Got to be careful, though, sometimes you get guys dancing like cowboys. Oh, you do. They got their shirts off. You do get a little bit of that.

But that's where I get suckered in. I don't like reality TV because I think it's lazy, but also I get suckered in to anybody's drama because I'm so freaking nosy all the time and I like to know what's going on. Yeah. So it'll be like. Surprised you don't watch more like Summer House and stuff like that. It's 30 minutes or an hour of every second is somebody and somebody else's drama.

Yeah, but really, TV feels fake to me. Like it's clearly they're scripting a lot of things. Oh, no, these are all very real because there's no substance to any of it. Oh, okay, good. Summer House is the show? All of those. on Bravo. What they do, though, instead of scripting, because they're, the people are too stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can't learn lines.

Oh, God, no. Or nor could they learn situations that they're supposed to do. So they could, yeah, I got you. They put them in. Yeah, they put them into situations. Yeah, they've been doing that with a reality TV forever. Because Summerhouse literally is just filming them at a house and they'll have parties. Is it like Jersey Shore was? Yeah, kind of, but they rarely will show them out. they're like, we'll keep them right here in this little, this house. Yeah, so they can poke and prod.

They'll go out and then they'll show the footage of them leaving and then just coming back. I'm like, all back to the house stuff. Yeah. Because they know. Because inside the house, they can contain. They can serve them booze. Are they all drunk all the time? Oh, God, yeah.

Yeah, they do that with reality shows. That's where our boy Kyle is from. With the lover boy drinks. Oh, yeah. Kyle from lover boy. All right. Those are good drinks. Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.

But that's what I mean. Those guys are hilarious. There's not, they just, they're hanging out. The premise is literally They all work in the city Most of them And on the weekends I don't care if they're 40

We're going partying Are they really partying in the 40s? And they go I got to look at this cast And they go out to To their house Summerhouse cast Yeah

I know about most establishments They're probably like yeah This is right You're not filming here Yeah Carl Racky's 41 years old This guy's 41 Yeah

Carl Kyle Cook Carl's still on there? Kyle's 43. You leave Kyle alone. Is he a good guy? I like Kyle. Amanda Batula speaks out.

They are still on. After divorcing Kyle Cook. Oh, yeah, they got divorced. I knew that wouldn't last. Wishes that had happened sooner. Yeah, they were never, you could see that they were not going to be long for this world as a couple. They're all attractive people. They're not real life friends.

They got put in this show? No, I think a lot of them were friends. I thought. It's been so long since. I've watched it. I feel bad. I don't remember all of the details about Kyle and the crew. No, it's all right.

I'm just saying these are all good-looking humans. Oh, yeah. One of them is like a model. Yeah, they're like Luke. Oh, there's a lady that's a model. But yeah, Luke, Luke, yeah. I remember Luke. One of them turned, I'm spending more time on the men.

One of them turned it into a stand-up career. Who's that? I forget the name from the original season, but one of them. All right, cool. Did some stuff. They're all beautiful people. That's what that's what. It's Bravo, that channel with,

Andy Cullen, who just isn't weird, creepy Vince McMahon like at all. Yeah, something's going to come out about him eventually, right? I don't want it to, but... You like Andy Cohen? He's just, I don't know, he just says weird, but he gives off that. He gives it off, right? There's a little creepy vibe that he gives off. I'm the guy that runs the network and I can do whatever I want,

so I'm wondering if, like, eventually people start writing tell-alls about him. No, yeah, he also, yeah, is very funny with that where he gets, he's like, I'm going to host a show on Bravo? Oh my God, I'm going to host my own show. Yeah. That is crazy. Bro, you own the network. It's like when Chelsea Handler got a show.

And she's like, I'm so excited to have a show. Well, your boyfriend owns the network. Yeah, so it's not shocking to me. Yes. That type stuff. Yeah, yeah, you're going to have a show if you want. You're running the place. But the new reality show is all on TikTok.

And in YouTube. YouTube feuds happen a lot too with just people you've never heard of, but have millions of subscribers. Okay. So it's always like so-and-so is fighting with so-and-so, and they got to make a video about it. And then they make a video about this person. And you get suckered in, and you're like, all right.

That's how I got all that jelly roll information. We don't have anybody to feud with here. I don't want a feud. I don't like it. I do not like it. No, but for fun times. Do a fun feud. You can have a feud.

My mental health can't handle a feud. Nah, let's see. Who's, who's going to feud was? Everybody already tried. No one ever, no one's paying attention. Everybody always wants radio feuds, and I don't want to. No, not one of those. I don't like radio feuds.

I don't like being mad at people. I don't like people mad at me. A fun YouTuber one. Like, I, hey, you know, Tim the Tatman, I could take you down to Madden because we are the party. We are the party. I don't want to have a few.

I don't want to have drama. I really hate drama. Save the drama for your mama. What? You're like Andy in that episode of the office. What? Okay, I love drama. Nevermind.

I actually really love drama. I love to watch it, and I love to be nosy about it, and I love to see it, but I don't like to be involved in it. I don't like to see it. I don't like, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to feud with Adam Weissman.

No, that's, no, I want to, I meant more something that would be fun and silly. Not like a, you're a piece of garbage in you. Yeah, me. No, I don't want to do that. No, that's not fun because it's, there's no good nature action in that. But if someone was feuding with Adam Weissman, I'd be watching every second of it because I'm a nosy Nancy. They try. You go on Twitter and watch all that stuff.

Just click on all the comments from him and Eton and all that stuff. Everybody goes back. He just click on all that. He just doesn't see. He's not threatening to me. No. No, he's harmless. He's just very mousy and quiet.

I don't know. He does nothing I want to feud with. No. Anyways, that's all the drama of Jelly Roll. I don't know. Follow it if you want to. I don't know how this ends because it's pretty public now.

And then Nicole Arbor starts posting like the actual hush money documents and how much money. Jelly Roll Offender. But then people in the comments are like, because it says they're real names. Yeah. Like Jason, whatever his name. name is. Oh, is he's

real name? What is his real name? Jason. Okay. And then Bunny's real name is Alyssa. Okay. But they spelled it different

in the court paper, so is Nicole Arbor making up documents to lie about? Well, see what I'm saying? See what I'm saying? See what I do with my day? But I hate to say it, though.

I can tell you how this ends. What? He's a famous, rich white guy. Nothing will happen with anything. He'll be doing just fine. He'll be just fine. It'll be just fine.

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What to expect at the RV show. So we have nine dealers that have taken over four buildings at the fairgrounds. Look, this is a place to buy. Your time is valuable. So why drive dealership to dealership when you can see hundreds of RVs in one place all competitively priced and ready to sell? And they're all inside. Yes, the weather may be warm this weekend, but this is the place to buy because of the fact everything's inside, and you can spend time going to the different dealerships and competitively shopping for that one-of-a-kind camper that you're looking for.

And what we love, Deb, is we've been working with you for the RV show for many years now. You got everything from like little pop-ups to the vans to the million-dollar campers. Yes, one that you can live in. I mean, these things are crazy. They come with dishwashers. two bathrooms in them. But it's absolutely insane how technology has even affected, you know, even the camping industry. It's just something to come out and see, too. You know, we have a lot of vendors that are here on display selling different products and services for, you know,

the camping industry. A lot of campgrounds that are here this year. So if you're starting to think about the camping season, this is the place to come out and take a look around. And it's great to see what's available, what's out on the market. And you can kind of learn that you could have an RV for a lot cheaper than you may think. With payments that you can afford, you'll have people there that are talking about that stuff too, right? Yes, exactly. And these dealers are ready to sell.

They want to start moving campers. It's happening over at the New York State Fairgrounds. Deb, give people how they get, tell them how they get tickets. You can get discounted tickets online at nysrv Show.com. Again, NYSRV Show.com. Or you can purchase your tickets at the door. We are selling them. You can use credit card or cash.

And show hours are 10 to 7 and Friday and Saturday, 10 to 7 and Sunday 10 to 5. Perfect. Deb Kessler on behalf of the New York State RV show, NYSRV Show.com. You just heard our interview with Deb Kessler from the New York State RV show. Unfortunately, I do have to announce Torkelson RV and Licker will no longer be at the show. Oh, no. There was some complaints apparently. So.

Last I heard, they kept clogging the turlets. Yeah. So if you were going to see any products from Torkelson, they will not be there. Nine other great dealers will be there, though, all weekend long. Yes. Over at the New York State Fairgrounds, NYSRV Show.com. The rest of the RV show. It will be the party.

They will be the party. But anybody who is going to see Torkelson Wine and Liquor, not going to be there, unfortunately. I know. It's hard to say it. It's an up-and-coming business. Hard to say it. They're probably going to be around for a while, though. So they'll be around.

Yeah. Those guys will be around for a while. Remember that name. I don't, I didn't follow the Chick-fil-A waffle-fry drama. Did you? No. They had to change their waffle fries. So.

Uproar. I don't like waffle fries. If a place has waffle fries, I don't, I don't get them. I do, but it's very specific. It's got to be like a pregnancy craving. Mm-hmm. I'm like, I could really have a hankering for some waffle fries. And then there's our good.

But again, eh. But is my taste so refined I would notice? No, go on. Is my taste so refined I would notice that they removed pea starch from the recipe? P-E-A starch. P-E-A. Chick-fil-A is the notion of removed pea starch. We're not going to get around this.

Yeah, we're not getting around this one. I'm sorry. From their waffle, potato fries. They added it two years ago. to help the fry state crispier. Oh, then put it back in. But it was not a popular move. People claimed...

They like the P-Starch or they don't. So a lot of customers claimed they didn't like... How am I supposed to say on the radio? Pea starch, but you don't know it's spelled P-E-A. No, and I don't care. It sounds way different when I say it out loud. And I don't care how it's spelled. It could be spelled without the P-in-it-it-all.

A lot of customers complain that the P-starch changed the texture and flavor. It would. Yes, it would. And they've been begging for Chick-fil-A to return to their old recipe. So this has been two years of complaints, apparently. I probably haven't had Chick-fil-A waffle fries in probably two years. The last time I had Chick-fil-A was when whoever brought it in here long ago was that. Yeah, it's not my go-to chicken sandwich.

No. I mean, if I've got it, the kids like the Chick-fil-A, my two kids. Oldest likes the mac and cheese more than the chicken sandwich. But if I'm getting a chicken sandwich, I've got more options in a chick-fil-A. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. My waffle fries, I don't know if I like more or less asparagus taste.

Because of the pee. Oh, gotcha. P-E-A starch. P-E-A starch. Inks, is overrated in chat. All right. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't know the difference.

If you put two fries in front of me and said one, has the P-E-A starch and one does not. Maybe you don't know that. Maybe you do. Maybe you would. Maybe you're like the princess adding the P. Mm-hmm. Josh and the pea starch.

You would eat one and be like, the ass. And I saw this meme. Dude spitting all over the place. I saw this meme going around. Like people will post like side by side, the two French fries, and they're like, at home and clean oil. And they look all brown at the restaurant with dirty oil. They look all nice.

Did you know how many patents McDonald's French fries has on their French fries? Oh, that's probably one. They ain't just cutting up taters, but. No, no. I bet it's like a whole thing. They own, like, all these patents on coatings and stuff to make them look. the way they do. I bet like the steps they take is patented somehow.

Mm-hmm. How, the way they salt. The coating, the salt, all of it. All of it. Speaking of McDonald's. The joke is dead, CEOs. Stop it. Stop it.

No, it's everywhere still. We were a month ahead of the weird arch burger, burger bite thing. We picked on the CEO. There's memes. Yeah, so we picked on the CEO not eating the big arch. Kids doing. Yeah, like everybody. Are they calling it a product?

Like, they're trying to lean into it now. Yeah. It would be funny about it. But now every CEO from every burger restaurant's trying to, like, outdo the McDonald's CEO. Yes. Like Burger King was like, I'm taking a big old bite. And then A&W came out with one. Like, Wendy's had one.

It's like, guys, all right. They're all still multi-millionaires. Like, relax. There's nothing more genuine than watching multi-millionaires eat their product for free in which they've never tried ever, but now they're going on. Made by someone getting paid $12. an hour, enjoy it. I was like, all right, the joke is dead now.

Yeah. No. But if I'm being honest, if I'm being honest about all this big arch drama with the CEO, it's made me want a big arch burger. Like, I want to try it. Is it available right now? I don't think this was a big work. I don't think that they thought this through and came up with it, but I would like to go try

a big arch burger. It's out. You could go and get it. It's out. No, I forgot. Why didn't I want it again? Sauce. I don't think you liked the sauce, you said.

Yeah. Yeah, there was something. But no, I don't. It's got a lot of seeds on the bun. It's a super seedy bun. Yep. I don't really, uh, you really care about it. Oh.

Okay, Ronald. All right. I know that number anywhere. Is that the hamburger texting it? Okay. It's 9-1065 K-Rock. Oh, man. The CIA ain't gonna like that I just played that.

CIA's coming for us. What? You see Billy Corrigan's new conspiracy theory? No, wait. No. Good morning. It's K Rock. Oh, no. He says the CIA dialed rock music back in the late 90s.

Why? Because it's, I don't know. Like, in what way? Billy Corgan's theory is that I think that rock has been purposefully dialed down in the culture. It's the wizard behind the curtain. Well, how do you know there was never a wizard behind the curtain? All I know is I saw the gravity shift. If you were at MTV around 97, 98, suddenly they decided that Rock was out when Rock was still very, very hot at the time.

It was replaced by rap. Their standards, practices immediately shifted. So now that things that weren't allowed suddenly were allowed, people were waving guns. Some people assert that the CIA was involved, again above my pay grade, but I did witness it. All right. First of all, Billy. Oh, boy. Tastes change. Oh, boy.

Maybe more people were. into hip hop. Yeah, kind of sound like a boomer saying that hip hop's just waving guns around. Yeah, all of a sudden, a wave around their guns.

I mean, I'm sorry, Billy. I was, I'm a massive smashing pumpkins fan. But my tastes shifted as well. Yeah,

I was going to say, it's, no, that was the era when, like, boy bands showed up. Boy bands were getting hot. Yeah.

I wouldn't say that the MTV was like, no, we got to push rap. If anything, they pushed. Whatever was popular. Yeah. Oh,

yeah, like they're pushing in sync and Britney Spears and stuff. And, Yeah, like what you said, anything that would get them money is what MTV was pushing. But I don't know why he says some people assert that the CIA was involved. Yeah. In what?

Not playing your Zwan record? Right. Which again, isn't that, do we have that sign? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a huge pumpkins fan. Yeah. I own everything he's ever put out.

And then why would the CIA be like, uh, hey, creed no, but rap music. yes. It doesn't make sense. The CIA would not say, no, push them waving their guns in the air. Yeah, I don't know why he says the things he says. Yeah, poor guy. It's Billy Corgan. I don't think he's going crazy. No, that one's a weird one. That's what I mean. Like, that's why that's weird.

Is it he's not a off-the-wall old guy yet? No. I mean, he's an old white guy, but and he's always been a little out there, but I can't find any reason that the CIA would need to get involved with MTV's programming. Yeah. To dial down rock. Hey, knock off that rock music. Hey, that's too much.

Too much of that rock music. Like, nowadays, I'd buy it. It's like, we got to play more American country. God love the music. More, more Bob Ritchie. In our current status, I would buy that. But, yeah, Slim Shady was huge. I think that, honestly, I think Eminem screwed you because he blew up at that time.

Yeah, I just don't get the. why the CIA would. It doesn't make any sense, dude. But, okay. It doesn't make any sense. It's Billy Corrigan update. Or was he trying to mention somebody else and was mispronouncing

just like the name of a, you know, like... No, he says it. Okay, so the government. All right. I don't know if I can play the clip, because I don't think he swears, but I'm not going to play it. It's audio, but that was his theory.

It was an whole article. Consequence.net has it if you want to go read more about it. He said, of course, great music came out of that era. So it's not a barren wasteland where something was pushed in and replaced. Yeah, you mean like Smashing Pumpkin's most successful years? I don't think he's living in reality because they release melancholy and the infinite sadness.

That's what I mean that. Have a huge pop in the mid-90s. Mid-n-Lade late 90s was Smashing Pumpkins biggest time, right? Yeah, and then he stopped doing that stuff. Like you went away, Billy. Yeah. You went and did like... You were like, nah.

I can remember. No, there was Zwan. That machina thing? Remember he was doing all that weird stuff? Anything but. Everything but the pumpkins. Anyways. Billy Corgan, folks.

Billy Corgan update. Good morning. This is K. Rock. Tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch.tv. slash KROC.N.Y. The show, too dangerous for radio. Coco Puss. It's all about the weed drugs.

I hold sharp... CIA won't let us talk about it on the radio. So I hold sharp knives in between my toes and do cartwheels. CIA gets involved. says we can't do, we can't show knives and cartwheels and weed drugs. Tonight's show, as always, brought to you by our great partners at Joe's Buds, 4658, Onondaga Boulevard, and East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. Life's about little wins, Cody.

Small wins. You have to look at your wins and say this was good. Okay. Like yesterday. Like gambling. Yeah. Sure. That's what gives you your little win. Yeah.

I like to end my day, and this is my time a little hippie-dippy and, uh, and nervous, and not nervous, but... I don't know, after the Chinese food place thing, I don't think we could... So proud of them. They grew up right there. Yep. No, no.

I'm saying that I like to, at the end of the day, journal the good things about my day. Is that lame? Like you write them down? Yeah. I know, but I like to do it because I live in, I live in... My brain is an anxious,

A miserable hellscape. There's nothing to matter with that. So at the end of my day... No, you're fine. Nothing matter with that. When I pour my glass of whiskey and I got my YouTube videos and I'm winding down. Are you old school in it? I type it my phone.

Okay. I type it in my phone. Because I write down things on the regular. You were part of my journal yesterday as a matter of fact. You want to hear it? No. One of my lines in my journal yesterday was great RV commercial shoot with Cody today. You were in my, you were, what are those things called?

Are those like my something? Can you not use my real name that way when? Oh, okay, sorry. They have to go back through it. But I have to. Chuckie Love taxing in. You're too old to be texting Chuckie. Chuckie.

You know what his birthday yesterday? He's his birthday. And if you still see Chuckie Love, you can give him a belated birthday hug. I know what he's listening right now. He's still a birthday boy for the whole week. You want to give him a belated birthday just squeeze. Chuckie loves birthday week. So give him a big old squeat and big old smooth.

He loves it. No, but I like him a belletable birthday boy. But I like to have my little under the day. Little Wind Journal. Things that went well that day. Okay. I do. I like to.

And they say, well, a lot of millennials now, maybe they're not journaling like I am. Dear Diary. Cody was handsome today at our video shoot. Today I saw all sorts of RVs big and small. And some of the little wins that people like to clock, you know, clock that T. Yep.

Things like upgrading from your twin bed to a full-sized bed. All right. You've grown up in your parents' house. Maybe you had a twin bed. Yep. You move out. You get a bigger bed. Okay.

Being able to put your bills on autopay feels like a little win. You don't got to be so nervous about it. Okay. All right. Yep. That's a little win. Not having a roommate. Living by yourself.

Yeah, that's what I call it being. It's a little win. It's a little win. It's a little win. Sorry, bud. I'm the party. You're in the party? Buy nice matching cups and plates.

Like if you have a... I have some. We have some that, my wife, but she bought that when we were... I mean, not even dating yet. She bought all that fiesta wear stuff back in the 2000s. I got a couple, but a lot of my stuff is mostly hand-me-downs and stuff. So I have some matching things, but... And like, I'm not going to drink out of my plastic wrestling cups.

Like, come on. Those are for guests. Those are also matching. I do have four of those. I mean, paying someone to do something for you instead of doing it yourself. Like, depending.

Landscaping or like removing a tree or something. Yep. Little wins. Having all of your hangers match. Same color hangers? No. No, minor. Or a hodgepodge.

I've gone through and gotten rid of all of the hangers that don't candle joy for me. So I don't have any metal hangers anymore. Why? I didn't like them all of a sudden So I got out every single I went through and kind of every metal hanger that I had There are all those I get you

Plastic ones or a little bit of the fancier ones Wasn't that of that Kathy Bates movie No Metal Hangers Wasn't that something? That was something right? I was pretty close Yeah What else? Buying new furniture Rather than hand me downs

Okay sure, good one Is this all this This whole list written by a Local college grad that recently moved out of Someday, I hope to have... Little Wins. Wild furniture. Little plates.

Mommy dearest. Joan Craver, Mommy dearest. Yeah, got you. Anyways, what are some of your little wins? Dear Journal, today, I told Cody about my little wins. Today, I'll say, they put that in the journal. Mm-hmm. The Breckis says, when we paid an actual moving company, instead of moving ourselves, I felt like such a rich bitch.

Yeah, you did. Hell yeah. Yeah, you did. Yep. Join us on Twitch tonight, seven o'clock for Cocoa Pops. Let's do weed drugs. Half an hour of all. Bad Bunny Mead.

Nothing but Sad Bunny's a Bad Bunny show. Um, break me off a piece of that. Apple sauce. God, that ain't it. Break me on me.

Fancy feast. Give me a break. See a beast. Oh, hey. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat. Oh. Did you see the Kit Kat F1 car yesterday? No.

Look at your screen right here. This is real. That's real. That's chocolate? Yeah. They released a set. 770 pound F1 car made out of chocolate, dude. Why?

To promote F1, but I can't tell. That seems like a waste of chagola. Nah. Now I want to eat it. You're going to donate to the poor kids. But they have to come and eat off it. Here you go, kids. I know that you've got an old family of food,

but here's a 700 pound chocolate car. To Mark Kit Kat's new partnership. What? What are you having to? I heard that as the guy's name. Kit Kat. Mark Kit Kat. How you doing? Dave KitKat.

How you doing? Just signed a great deal with F1. Mark Kit Kat. No, it's real. Like, it's a real chocolate car. All right. To promote their new partnership. A chocolate car?

Give me a break. I'm sorry you have to be here for this. I'm sorry you have to be here for this. It's better than she learns now. It is the equivalent of how many two-finger kick-cats? They did the math.

Oh, wow. How many two-finger-kit-cats would go into this car? Can I see the picture again? Yeah. Thank you. To your screen. May I please?

Although, there's no like banana for scale or anything, but it is a real full-size F-1 vehicle. All right. Okay. It's in real time. Yeah. How many two-finger kick-cats go into that car?

Give me your guess. Ten thousand. More. Oh, I was $16,900. Oh, man. That's how many of those it would take to make this. That's insane. They must have found like crates of expired ones.

They're like, son of a bitch, what are we going to do with all these? Well, I don't know what we do with all. Does it say in this article? What the hell they're going to do with this car? Nothing. It melts. And then the chocolate formula one car is a result of 1,254. hours of craftsmanship under the direction of master chocolatier, Jen Lindsay Clark.

Do you watch that guy on the internet make chocolate things? No. That French guy, you know that French guy? No, he makes like gigantic things. I don't know what this guy. No, no, I have, I've seen some, maybe not the one you're talking about. Is it the guy that did the ornament? Yeah.

Okay. And he did like a drag and it looked like a penis for a minute. We thought we were making a big, we thought he was making a big chocolate penis. We were hoping. And somebody came in and said, dude, you can't. Oh, I'm making a dragon. I got a dragon. Dragon.

Dragon D's nuts. Lady Meow is a great question. Thank you, Lady Meow. If I bite into this car, I better have. And there's no wafers in this? It's a lawsuit. That already happened to them, didn't it? Right?

Wasn't that that lady that guy who got a cat with no wafers? There's no wafers. I'm suing you. In racing, this is somebody who, F1 commenter said, in racing, we're always told to stay focused. but even the best drivers know that you can't perform without a proper break. Good job, dude. I mean, good job.

We get asked to promote a lot of weird stuff in here. This guy leaned right into it. Yeah, I mean, that's impressive. I'm buzzing to be unveiling the giant Kit Kat car at the home of British racing to kick off the new season. It was a gas making this car. The one thing you and I have not followed the trend with is this F1. Everybody loves F1, and I just haven't. gotten into it. I don't like racing.

You don't? No. F1 feels like different though because it's not a circle. You're going through like streets. No, I know. I try. It's everyone and my family is always like racing. Chris loves racing. I like making fun of it. I know you do. That's what I like doing. I like making fun of that and some of the fans.

And I think what bothers me the most about things like NASCAR and F1 and stuff is how expensive it seems to be. Yeah. Like, they'll be like, after this race, we have to rebuild this entire car. Yeah, we need another $50,000 for the tires. I don't think this is sustainable, but it's huge.

It's huge right now. And that's why Jeff Gordon is number one. The other thing I'm seeing, and I don't think it's going to be in the States, so I'm sorry to disappoint you. Great. Sorry to disappoint you. But they've released a little mini F1, Kit Katz, like how they have the Santa Kit Katz or the Christmas Kit Katz. They have a little mini car kitkut.

Oh, it's like a shape of a car? They're doing them for limited edition over in the UK in Ireland. Or do they just get a stamp? F1. It looks pretty good. No, it's like a little, it's an exact. Oh, it's that? It's a version of this.

All right, all right. In a mass-produced Kit-cat version. I bet it would taste so good. But what do they, again, though, like you said, with the wafer, how do they do? Because it's probably like a mold of a car. But then what do they just like, they do the mold with a chocolate, then someone runs over real quick, throws in wafers? I don't know.

P pushes them down real gentle. Because who makes Kit Katz? Is that a Hershey and Nestle? Who makes those? I don't know. Because when we went to the Hershey Park or whatever, they had every flavor of Kit Kat you can imagine, I told you that. Oh yeah, there are so many Kit Katz.

So Hershey must be related in some way. Nestle. The Hershey Company. What? The brand is manufactured and marketed under licensed by the Hershey Company. But Nestle owns Hershey? No, no. the other way around.

Hershey owns Nestle? Kid Katz produced globally by Nestle, which required the brand, blah, blah, blah. Wow, there's so many things in the quotation marks. In 1988, however, in the United States, the brand is manufactured and marketed under Hershey. So everywhere else, Nestle, here, Hershey.

Oh, okay. All right. All right. It says Nestle is like a super conglomerate that owns like a million companies. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know where there are. The thing with KitKats, though, is there are a billion flavors. They're all, a lot of them are swinging. misses for me. I've tried a ton of them. That's the bummer about Kit Kat as they knocked out of the park first go.

Yeah, they don't. They nailed it. You don't need 80,000 flavors, but they do, and they're all kind of generic. They're okay. Have they ever done like an Oreo mashup? Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. The ones over in Japan are crazy, like the wasabi ones and stuff. They go nuts over there.

We had a couple of them in here that one time. But like you said, Kit Kat Oreo. I already like it. I like the original product. You nailed it. Yeah. Yeah, there's a couple They had Oreo once post, he says, yeah. A little weird. Again, they've done the sex to all the other candies. They have?

Like, what are the mashups you're seeing? Oh, I mean, if you just go Kit Kat flavors, you know what I mean? It's just every other flavor you can come up with they've already done. And am I, was this a fever dream or did I really eat this? Didn't gas stations for a while sell like the, I'm just going to call it the Kit Kat Pro Max XL? It was like the big thick one. But it was like a single bar? That's hilarious.

You said that. I just finished it yesterday. My mom brought two Kit Katz back from Kananeda for me. One of them was a Rolo Kit Kat. The other one is the chunky Kit Kat. And they're both single bars. And it's just a big, fat-ass thick. It's a lot of wafer, right?

Yeah. Yep. I didn't fever dream that. Then I really did enjoy that. It was good. I could go with another one of those. There's a bunch of these. Yeah, posty.

They make the big cats. That's what it's called. That's right. Thank you, farmer. The big cat. The big cat. You know what? I immediately take that back. I'm a jerk.

The chocolate-frasted donut one. Bitchin. Let's see it. I just have the... It might pop up. I might pop up. That one. I never had that.

You didn't have that? No. See, that's a... I like doing that. I like looking for different flavored things. And again, that gas station up by me... It's always stocked, yeah. He's got...

It's going to be rare. If you're looking for regular Kit Cat, regular Snickers, regular M&Ms, He's going to be like, I don't know, somewhere in there, but bro, a lot of a variety here. Yeah, he'd be like, go to a Speedway. Go out of my store. He's got 80 varieties of all these things. So they're probably up there.

But some of the other ones, like, I didn't like the cake one. You know what I mean? Like the birthday cake? Birthday cake is a hard flavor to simulate. That's another flavor that's having a moment right now. I was just saying hot honey's having a moment. Birthday cake's having a moment. Where it's, you've got to be careful because it's not the birthday cake flavor that's the best.

Like the ice cream that's the best is not just birthday cake flavor. It's the yellow pieces of cake ice cream. That's the best one. I will debate you on that because I don't like the chunks of cake in it. You like a regular. Coldstone used to have. They were the first ones to do the birthday cake. Yeah.

Yep. And that blew my balls out of my pants. They have, they make my. But I don't like the one you're saying where you like pieces of cake yellow with the chocolate. I don't like that. I don't like that. I like that they're back because they have my chocolate or my ice cream cupcakes. Who does?

Coldstone. Yes, they do. Yeah. Yeah, they're back. Those are so good. that was the first one that I spent 10 minutes trying to take the wrapper off and being very confused

as to why my hands look the way they do because the wrapper's chocolate. You eat it. Coldstone went through like a minute here in Central New York. It was like a messy divorce for some reason. We lost all of our Coldstones. A lot of the stores inside of Destiny, they're like teenagers. They break up for a little bit and you're like

Coldstone's like, I'm leaving and Destiny's like, good, go. And then three months later you go back and Colston's like, I'm here with Destiny. And you're like, I watched you break up. You guys talked about each other on the internet. Coldstone's all like New Year, New Me kind of thing. Here I am.

You're him. Mm-hmm. What's this, Macy's? Yeah. Do you guys see Coldstone and Destiny made up? See him? Here we go again. Oh, look.

Here we go again. Oh, look. There's Wendy's. Yeah, well. Here we're going. Here we go. Coco Puffs. Live on our Twitch channel.

Please. Please do. Please validate us. Twitch.tv. Slash.k.k.m. Why? Did you see another plane crash in the Hudson yesterday? Everybody's fine, a little tiny plane went in the Hudson.

It's your nightmare. That is your nightmare. No, and there's nothing. The worst part about that is there's nothing you can do as, like, if I was on that plane, you know what I mean? With somebody that, that's their worst nightmare, oh well, you can't, like, open the door and jump out. Where are you going to go? You go into the water. You could at least be like, you could at least be like, hey, no.

We're going to land in the water. You're going to be fine. just going to have to swim a little swim a little bit. I mean, I have a hard time adhering to the rules of of being a nice human and, you know, helping elderly and women and children and blah, blah, blah. You thought

George Costanza ran out of that apartment quick when he thought it was on fire? Oh my God, I might kick a kid in the face. Didn't you say you'd snap your own neck? That'd be it I'd put the seatbelt That's what I've always thought about that

Like if my car Like carines off a bridge Into a lake Before I even go down I'm wrapping the seatbelt You'll survive Seapelt around the neck And as hard as I can't

Why would you choose death Over swimming a little bit? Just let the car sink It's gonna find That's my watery tune You are not going in my gratitude journal Tonight That's my watery tomb

Cody said he wants to die in a river No I don't Today But if I land in the river, I will be dead before I know I am drowning in the river. All right. All right. I'm going to add a caveat. Elsa's in the car.

I'll let her out. And then kill your go. Push her out. Save your dog and get to the shore. Swim to shore. Swim to shore. Oh, my God. And this is coming from me.

You're being a little dramatic. Be a little dramatic. It'll be it. They had to make an emergency landing on the Hudson River yesterday. One death. But we were For the plane Even if the water

I shoot myself With the Some flare gone on fire And then what if the pilot's like Oh no I got it Never mind And you're just a corpse now Plain makes

Weird swoop Man kill self Man hit Plain hits Slight turbulence Man kills self In plain You said something about

We're over the water And this is it Waterer He's yelled I don't think so Watery Grave And it He was

screaming not today, watery Gray! I don't think so. We were just going through a little turbulent. It was weird. I don't know. He really did not handle it well. We didn't even off the ground yet. Here is the pilot talking about landing in the river. It is, yeah.

Wow. It did yesterday. We went for having all those rivers everywhere. When we were down there a couple of weeks ago, my youngest was like, bro, can we swim across this? I'm like, no, no way. We're swimming across the Hudson River. Yeah, if you could maneuver through dead bodies. Yeah, it's a gross river.

But he was asking me, he goes, is this the ocean? And I go, well, it technically will get down to the ocean. So is that the ocean? I think it's got ocean kisses in it. He's got ocean kisses, right? Right. Plain delayed 20 minutes, man, hang self and seat. I'm trying.

I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Sir. Sir, relax. They haven't even left. It's an emotional day. Oh, no. Emotional day.

Are we having to release the baby sea turtles out into the ocean? Gotta let him go, yeah. Rhythm themselves? No, we're just days away from the demolition of Great Northern Mall. And that place means so much to me. Not all of it. I thought they were doing stuff.

They're gonna make it into something else, but the... It's just the shape of it's not good. Huh? Is this the preview? I can only... I'm not about to buy it. I'm just playing the preview. Guy Hart, managing partner of

Hart Lyman companies. confirmed with News Channel 9 his decision in conjunction with potential partners who decided to make way and demolish most of the mall for the site's future. Now, Dick's sporting goods is still going to be there. Obviously, Duncan Bright's still going to be there.

That one makes sense. Extra space storage is still going to be there and then the Sky Zone trampoline part. So like the outsides of it. All right, I mean, as long as they're going to do some new stuff with it, then great. Mickey, you were right. I stole so much.

merch. I stole so much merchandise from Grand Northern Mall. I wish and excuse my French, I wish that the whole DeWitt area would pull their heads out of their asses and figure out something with Shopping Town Mall because there's nothing like having a giant eyesore just sit

in your community and rot and do absolutely nothing when it could be used for so many great things. But housing, they could put housing in there. Let's just keep arguing over a bunch of crappy BS that like the town of the do it does all of the time. No, nothing. Nothing. So it's not even At least greater than the mall has some anchors to it.

They're trying. Like, we'll have Joe Bright in here tomorrow from Duncan Bright. They got the whole new great facility right there. They got a trampoline park. Shopping Town is just, we'll just let it me because we'd rather. Well, because, again, how is it anything going to make money for the people that are involved with it? Because that's the only way that anything will get done is if the people can make millions of dollars off of somebody's getting rich. Off of somebody else, then something would happen with Shopping Town.

And you're all timing in about Dix. I'm not saying that Dix's sporting goods is still there, but that. shell where it was is going to stay. They're going to use it for something else. Yeah. Can I still get? Is electronics boutique still in there? Can I go play some video games? I need to get my ears pierced after. I mean, I only watched half the video

it clears. So if that's still there, could I get I wanted an earring for Florida? That's the thing. Life's a funny thing. I'm not nervous. I don't need to watch this. It's a jib jab. It's a great location,

Hart said. It's going to be just four minutes. from Micron. I guess upstate medical university plans to build a medical campus there in the area. So that's something, including an emergency room. How long as it'll be used for stuff? Or not my fellow Sviga County people and do something. I don't know what. More buildings.

I don't know. Just more. It's just that's all these areas are anymore. It's just here's this industrial park. Great. He is looking for partners to finish the product, including any developer who would help build the 1,000 housing units they want to put in there. That no one will be able to afford.

You got to make them affordable, guys. There'll be $1,500 without anything at it. Got to have affordable housing around here. Oh, and no pets. Got to have it. If we're going to have Micron come to town, we've got to have some housing. Someone's got to focus on the housing crisis here. We have to make sure that we cater our asses off to the rich people that aren't even

here yet while absolutely ignoring everybody that is. suffering here currently, but rich sons of bitches might move in in about 10 to 15 years. Full scale demolition could begin within two weeks as soon as National Grid caps the natural gas lines. Another bunch of garbage douchebags. Rest in peace. Rest in peace.

Some grid? I wish. No? Rest in peace. Goodbye, my friend. You have been the one. I like to at least doing stuff, though. Do some stuff. Yes. But that is, that is sad.

Are they gonna take that weird ass tree out of there, put it in some park? I feel like I need to, I feel like I need a piece of it. I'm gonna go get it. I need something from Great Northern Mall. My life was shaped by Great Northern Mall. You know I'm in for a little Beanie, taking a little something something. You know, you know, I'll be breaking in there. Let's go.

Let's get in. No one's gonna say, they let all those people go in and just be like, just bring one camera. And if anybody says it, and he'd be like, oh, we're filming a thing about things that are no longer things. and then they'll let us walk around. But then we're in there, devian. We're doing a news story. It's just a news story.

Then we're in there, thieving our butts up. Helly's uncle's on the demolition crew. Maybe that's our inn. You got to get that tree, bro. I got 13 years old, I get busted shoplifted in there. I get banned from Great Northern Mall. Your mom didn't even talk to you. My mom didn't even talk to me.

She's still mad at me about it. After my ban is up, I go back. I get a job at McDonald's at 16 at Great Northern Mall. Right there, from playing bill turkey farm. The whole time security guy watches it. Wait a minute. With kind of shady eyes.

I know that kid. Then I get a job. I double up for a little bit in the holiday season. I'm doing McDonald's and then I go down to Pacific Sunware at Great Northern Mall. I'm working at Pacific Sunware. Also the McDonald's, mind you, with the Mayo Gun. That is Mayo Gun McDonald's. That's Mayo Gun McDonald's.

That's Mayo Gun McDonald's. That's Mayo Gun McDonald's. And then I wrap up my Great Northern Mall career in a lucrative Sears shoe department. for many years through college. He didn't die when he cut an active live cord. So that's great. Or maybe I did and this is all the simulation.

When I'm here. This is all just a dream. Did you get at least a nice little holiday something off from Paxon? Oh yeah, I got 30% off. I got employee discounts everywhere I work. Because that was the style back then. Yeah.

Paxon. Paxon was the style. Dude, I was crushing it. I was crushing it. I loved it. You were my competitor though at Gadsukes. That's true. Honestly, though.

this belt is so old this might be from a Paxon. That's a Volcom belt. I bet that's a Paxon belt. And it was from my brother from a billion years ago. Nice. Yeah, I bet that's probably

a snowboarding special over there. Oh yeah. So, I mean, I bet that was a Paxon item because my brother was cool and dressed in all those styles. Mm-hmm. Am that funny? Is that the way things are?

I'm going to miss you great northern mall. I love you. We have a lot of great memories. We'll be over there to steal some things very soon. Oh, yeah. Happy Thursday. You know what? That means Cocoa Plus tonight's 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel.

Come get yourself something to smoke. Come let's just have a little... 7 o'clock tonight, Twitch.tv. Don't you forget about it. Be there and hang. I know. Before we get into your 90s at 9 KFC. What?

I know. Today flew by. It's the 30th already. Oh, I had the date drunk. Today did fly by, bud. Yeah, did. We were cooking. Speaking of cooking.

KFC has brought back a 90s favorite that I don't remember. I do. I just don't remember being gone for forever, to be honest with you. I mean, it's literally a McDonald's snack wrap, right? But I've heard much better because it's KFC. KFC chicken's the best chicken. It's the best chicken. It's the best chicken.

It's the best chicken. It's the real good. The KFC Twister will be back for a limited time. It is a tortilla-wrapped sandwich that has bacon bits, cheddar. And what? Ranch? Yeah, ranch. It's a snack wrap. They just did it first. Yes, they probably all had them at the same time back whenever they started that, you know, however many years ago. Now they just go back and forth discontinued. It's not just continued. It's discontinued. It's not just continued. It's not just continued. But it's not like it's like a magic. It's literally they were like, oh yeah, we ran out of tortillas for 30 years.

Because that's all it is. Yeah. You've got it. You have the part. You got the tenders back there. You got the ranch. You got the bacon. Roll it up. Same thing with the McDonald's.

Everyone's like, we need the snack wraps back. And it's like, maybe they just ran out of tortillas forever. And I'm going to tell you guys a little secret. While these are great, you can make a better snack wrap at home. I do all the time.

Like, I can't make a better McDonald's burger at home. Yeah. Or I can't make a better like, you know, KFC chicken sandwich at home. But taking a tender with some ranch,

bacon bits and cheese, you can do that home. Yes. Save a little money and do that home. That's not too hard. The latest iteration of the KFC Twister will feature. They've got to have varieties, I would imagine. Well, there's the classic one with the ranch.

There's also one with pepper mayonnaise. No. And the option to add zinger sauce. Oh, that's their like whatever. That's what I call my... Yep. I'm going to shoot my zinger sauce. These, all these places, why do you not just do, hey, guess what?

Both McDonald's and KFC. You know all the flavors you need? If you want, it's fine. Honey mustard, barbecue. You're gone. Yeah. You don't need all these weird, well, it's a pepper and mayonnaise wasabi blend. Although.

No, we just want a quick tandy in a tortella. I got to play devil's avocke here because Taco Bell with that avocado ranch on paper. I'm like, I don't want to eat that. But then I do like it. I do like that. I do have that. But I mean, that's a little different, but. For some reason, they've removed the shredded cheese, though.

I'm the new ones that don't have cheese on it. I don't mind that. a lot of places it's not it's not gonna cook it anyway and I hate cold shredded cheese I don't find any value when a place is like and here is cold

oh you want cheese here's shredded cheese that is never going to melt oh all right well that defeats the whole purpose of your warm meal that you're giving me there's a place I like to go to that has a great chicken sandwich and I always get it with cheddar on it slice of chatter and then one time I went and they must have not had the slices and they put just a big pile of like shredded cheddar on it, and now I don't want to go there.

No. I like the shredded cheddar if it's going to melt. It was like a weird combo. I didn't like it. Very interesting. Technically the same cheese, but it doesn't. When it's in a shredded form. We will hand you off to the 90s at 9.

Twitch.tv. slash K-Rock, C-N-Y. And that is true. Satin is right. You're just raving that there's too many sauces from a guy that's got 75 sauces in his fridge right now. I guess I have no like to stay in that. Yeah, you're a hypocrite over there.

Yes, I am. We're going to play some hockey. We're loving it. These hockey games have been incredible. We are pretty evenly matched lately and having some great hockey games. As long as one of us is not. The home team has the mammoth. Yeah.

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today flew by. It's the 30th already! Today, oh, I had the date drunk. Today did fly by, bud. Yeah, did. We were cooking. Speaking of cooking. KFC has brought back a 90s favorite that I don't remember.

I do. I just don't remember being gone for forever, to be honest with you. I mean, it's literally a McDonald's snack wrap, right? But I've heard much better because it's KFC. KFC chicken's the best chicken. It's the best chicken. It's the deliciousest chicken. It's the best chicken.

Really good. The KFC Twister will be back for a limited time. It is a tortilla wrap sandwich that has bacon bits, cheddar, and what? Ranch? Yeah, ranch. It's a snack wrap. They just did it first. Yes, they probably all had them at the same time back whenever they started that,

you know, however many years ago. Now they just go back and forth discontinued. It's not just continued. It's discontinued. It's not just continued. But it's not like it's like a magic. It's literally they were like, oh yeah, we ran out of tortillas for 30 years. Because that's all it is.

Yeah, you've got it is. You have the part. You got the tenders back there. You got the ranch. You got the bacon. Roll it up. Same thing with the McDonald's. Everyone's like, we need the snack wraps back.

And it's like, maybe they just ran out of tortillas forever. And I'm going to tell you guys a little secret. While these are great, you can make a better snack wrap at home. I do all done. Like, I can't make a better McDonald's burger at home. Yeah. Or I can't make a better, like, you know, KFC chicken sandwich at home. But taking a tender with some ranch, bacon, bits, and cheese, you can do that home.

Yes. Save a little money and do that home. Yeah, that's not too hard. The latest iteration of the KFC Twister will feature. They've got to have varieties, I would imagine. Well, there's the classic one with the ranch. Okay. There's also one with pepper mayonnaise.

No. And the option to add zinger sauce. Oh, that's their like whatever. That's what I call my... Um, yep. I'm gonna shoot my zinger sauce. These, all these places, why do you not just do, hey, guess what? Both McDonald's and KFC.

You know all the flavors you need? If you want, it's fine. Honey mustard, barbecue. You're gone. Yeah. You don't need all these weird. Well, it's a pepper and mayonnaise wasabi blend. Although.

No, we just want a quick tandy in a tortella. I got to play devil's avoc here because Taco Bell with that avocado ranch on paper. I'm like, I don't want to eat that. But then I do like it. I do like that. I do have that. But I mean, that's a little different. For some reason, they've removed the shredded cheese, though.

I'm the new one that don't have cheese on it. I don't mind that because a lot of places it's not going to cook it anyway. And I hate cold shredded cheese. I don't find any value when a place is like, and here is cold. Oh, you want cheese? Here's shredded cheese that is never going to melt. Oh, all right. Well, that defeats all purpose of your.

warm meal that you're giving me. There's a place I like to go to that has a great chicken sandwich. Yeah. And I always get it with cheddar on it, slice of cheddar. And then one time I went and they must have not had the slices and they put just a big pile of like shredded cheddar on it and now I don't want to go there.

No. I like the shredded cheddar if it's going to melt. It did. Yeah, it was like a weird combo. I didn't like it. Very interesting. And I know it's technically the same cheese but it doesn't. Yeah. When it's in a shredded form. We will hand you off to the 90s 9, Twitch.TV slash K-Rock, C-N-Y, we. And that is true.

Satin is right. You're just raving that there's too many sauces from a guy that's got 75 sauces in his fridge right now. I guess I have no like to stay in that. Yeah, you're a hypocrite over there. Yes, I am. We're going to play some hockey. We're loving it. These hockey games have been incredible.

We are pretty evenly matched lately and having some great hockey games. As long as one of us is not, the home team as the mammoth. Yeah. We'll save that. you're in a better mood about that. Gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps auto sales. You are buying with Ryan. That's a, get a mammoth of a deal.

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