The Show - TREY PISTACHIO

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

We’ve got Trey in town, man! But his music is not meant for indoors. Keen that green bean casserole off that table. Double the High Strangeness for a Thanksgiving week. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. But I have to go on a mission. A notturnal mission?

A nocturnal omission. Uh-oh. What? Chair broke? All the studios here have the same chair, but it's the same chairs from like the 90s? Yeah. Yeah, I've been here in the same chair. We only have one in this studio.

But I think Gomez has like three or four. And this one is like falling apart. I think we're going to need to go tactical. Swat this one. Give Big Paul this broken chair. he won't even know no you want me just wait until there's no one in there later in the day and be real sneaky

about it we'll be real sneaky about it let's start planning our tactical approach because I don't know this thing is whoa ho! We're wiggly baby! I can only offer you the big stationary chair that I have over here that doesn't go up or down but it is tall

I got to have a version of this chair but this one is listen. None of these or the one other thing I have over here that would work is also broken. This chair has been put through some big boys, all right? So I get it. I get it. Yeah, there's been things here that have been here for forever times.

For all of the forever times. I'm going to have to do some kind of covert mission. Into the TK. Studio and swap this. I'm not going to take Gomez's chair. God, no, that's a legend. No, no, no. I don't know. We'll leave that one.

But anyone on the other side is fair game. Big old, big old Paul with his shoes untied. Yeah, I want to swap him out. Well, Valco Paul. Jimmy from the Valley out, huh? I'm from the valley. I hope you shoot a deer right in the freaking head. Oh, be quiet.

Is he listening to us to the deer stand? Shh. Shut up. I don't want to scare anything away. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. How do you do? How was your evening?

How was everyone doing? Pergut. Pretty good. Pretty good evening. Yep. A pretty good. Very good. Mm-hmm.

What do we got going on today? We, well, we'll get into a high string. Just have a double high strain. today. We'll get into that. Nice. Cuse hanging with Houston last night.

They looked good. Yeah, it was a fun game. Even without Freeman. And not being able to hit a free throw to save their game lives. Gotta make them free throws, bud. That's unacceptable. You're going to be on the line all the day

practicing those free throws. You can't leave it up to the rafts. I know that there are some calls people are talking about and all that. No, you can't go whatever it was. like 11 for 27 or something? Like, whoa, whoa. It was really bad.

And that, it was really could have been the game decider right there. You could have won that game. You could have beat Houston. Potential final four team. You could have rolled it right in there. So that was good. There's just, now what is it? They play tomorrow?

I don't know how those things work. Like, they're just down there playing a bunch of games because it's the tournament, but it's also like you're just going to play games. Now they do like the, well, you're going to do the fifth place game or whatever the hell. Because now it's these guys and what? Kansas and they play Notre Dame? They're going to play Kansas today at 3.30. Oh, today? Yep.

Cool. Look at that. And then they're off until next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. It's a nice little Thanksgiving stretch. Yep. That's cool, son, to have a little game right in the middle of the day today. Yeah, a little 330 gamer. Katie says in our chat, after the game, our oldest went and sat in the dining room I can hear him grumbling about free throws.

Welcome to the S.U. Basketball. I make them free throws, guys. They're called free. They're free. Come on. They are called... The charity stripe, if you will. Free.

Okay. I'm lightheaded from vibing out to too much Trey Anastasio band. It was a lot. Whoa. You danced for a minute, bro. Oh, God. What is that? Beow!

They're playing keyboards and stuff. He's got sounds. There's Trey Anastio fans who are just, they're feeling a tingle. They don't know why. No, yes, they don't know what's going on. It's like a weird bad signal they're not aware of it. I feel drawn. Yep.

We! But yeah, showgirl Pity with the best description. This is not indoor music. This is music that should be out of doors in a field somewhere. What are you doing? I don't know, I just, I have to smoke this clove.

I don't know why. I don't know why. I feel the urge to sell grilled cheese sandwiches. I don't know why. This is really weird. Clove cigarettes. They all of a sudden just wear my pocket. Trey, if you're in town, man, you want to come down.

We'll vibe. Come on down, bro. Yeah, you can play your, He plays guitar, but you got a tambourine, I got eggs. I got eggs. The Anastacio band now. Yeah, bro. They're at the landmark tonight if you're wondering why we're talking about Trey Anastasia.

By the way, this song isn't even half done yet, so. And that's the opener tonight, so. Why would you want to just be like, like, as someone who has been known, as someone who has been known to get a little stone and play guitar, I get it. But just the same over. I get it. That was over the summer, I texted Cody.

I go, I think I just leveled up my stoner thing because I brought a guitar out to my fire pit. Yeah, that's it. You're done. With weed and I was like, oh, I'm just playing guitar by the fire now. That point you need your puka shell necklace. This is what I do. This is what I do now.

The metal balls. Well, you can pregame the Trey Anastasio event by heading up Wegman's lights on the lake tonight and every night through the holidays. I keep getting an alert that there's a winter storm morning coming, so maybe we'll see some flakes. I don't know. Especially if you're going to the Tranastasio concert, I'm assuming you're going to be, you know, in a certain mindset. Oh, hell yeah. Do lights on the lake.

As a passenger in a vehicle. Yeah, yeah. Get somebody to drive you through that, you know, if I'm saying. And then right while it's good and you're like, duh. was the greatest thing. Then you go see a tray pistachio. Trey pistachio.

Boom. Your night's all set. Why were pistachios red in the 90s? Why aren't they red anymore? Remember those? No. What were those red nuts my mom?

Red nuts. Spanish peanuts? No, they were like, am I misrem? I'm not misremont. I know for a fact that pistachios were red. How do they smell pistachios?

And then they just stopped being red. June 4th. 225. What happened to red pistachios? Yeah, what happened to him? Expansion of domestic pistachio production. Wait, so we're making them here now. So the red ones come from somewhere else. Let's see.

I remember old Tam Tam 2 hips had red pistachios growing up, and I haven't seen a bag of red potato, red pistachio. I can't say the word anymore. Yeah, it's because they used to come from somewhere. Oh, all right. But now we all about that. They were died, obviously, right? Yeah, the disappearance of the red-died pistachios

is closely tied to the expansion of domestic pistachio production in the United States. Before, in the 1970s, most pistachios in the U.S. were imported from Iran and other Middle Eastern countries. These imported pistachios often bore unappetizing stains and discolourations due to traditional harvesting methods where the nuts weren't hauled and washed immediately after picking. To counter this, Middle Eastern producers and exporters dyed their pistachios red, and American producers followed suit aligning with consumer expectations of bright red pink nuts. But the 1980 saw a rapid decline of you have to pay $1.99 to continue this article. I love the Trey Pistachio band so much.

Trey Pistachio. It's so good. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.

Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. There's hard. Ew, don't talk to us. Yeah, go away. We've been invited.

I like them. Special dinners and special guests. We're going to dinner. Happy Thanksgiving week, everybody. We will be live at Bagelicious on Friday. Huh? For our Thanksgiving Hangover show, food drive to benefit the food bank of central New York.

Of course, we go live at 6 a.m. But the bitch and baloney blowout blast. Oh, the baloney boy bitch and bonanza blast. Can't make it Friday? Well, first, how dare you? I mean, that's unacceptable. They can collect food all this week. So just drop some off at Bagelicious during business hours.

Praise. And as you leave, say praise baloney boy, as to be expected. In a new survey, people asked items. would ban from Thanksgiving. And I don't, not going to ban anything. I will. French onion, casserole, whatever with your beans and your onions. You just pick number one.

Bands. Green bean casserole with the onions on top. Banned. Blot. Why ban it? Just don't eat it. You don't have to eat it. You don't even like it?

You don't like looking at it? Nope. You don't like it in the room? I got, I got another one that's a, it's a one that my mom makes. She used to make it for my grandpa. It's a Swiss corn bake thing. but Kelly said that's her favorite

My other uncle calls it He puts the S word in there somewhere Because it works The Swiss corn bake You know And that's another one you can ban Banned Bands ball of those

I've never heard of the Swiss corn bake It's like corn and Swiss cheese And it's like Get out of here man I can't think of anything I would ban From not There's nothing too smelly Happen at our Thanksgiving's

I don't care about deviled eggs But I'm not gonna ban Bann those too You don't like devil dants No I don't they smell gross I don't like Because you can't here's the thing no matter what way you eat them,

it's gross, because you're either, like, taking like a half of egg going, yeah, I hear you. I hear you. Or you're taking a whole mush of mayonnaise and egg and going, I just like the presentation. I like the presentation of a deviled egg. They look really cool.

My hair's just popped back in your better. Did they nice? Congratulations. That was weird. Cousin Jay used to get crazy on the, uh, uh, Devil Degs, yeah. It was a big devil deck guy. He demanded those at family parties.

People love them. They love them. What? What is it exactly? I don't know. I think it's just like a hard-boiled egg and then you put a little juz in the middle of it. And then you take the little yellows, right? Yeah.

And you put them all into a thing and you mix it with like what? Yeah. Throw up. Yeah, I think you mix it with throw up and baby vomit. And then you put it back in a devil dagon. I ain't eat it. And paprika to make it red. See, a lot of people saying green bean casserole rolls on our text line.

I know. I know. People love it. Because we're both thinking of the same thing, right? Pan of green beans with crispy onions on top. Sometimes it's got like that, like a green bean. gravy on it sometimes. Yeah, a little slime!

No. Tech slime wants to ban canned peas. Oh, but that's one of my hobo meals. You like peas. I don't know why. I like it right out of the can. He likes peas and Brussels sprouts. Like the two worst vegetables, he likes them.

Peas are banging. Peas don't make any sense because they're like a little ball, but then you bite into it and it's a mushy kind of. I got to be careful. I can eat and it's a higher thing of peas by myself. Well, do you do you, bud? I don't know what that on full and I'm like, oh, you didn't eat your meats. You do you, man.

You do you. Well, a new survey asked what items people would ban from Thanksgiving. It could. Green Bean was number one. Number two, you ain't going to like. Uh-oh. Cranberry sauce one. Oh, no.

Does it, wait. Does it say what specifically? It just says cranberry sauce, but I'm going to guess. Probably your canned cranberry sauce. I was going to say you can get rid of the other one. Like the freshy one, the homemade one? I like that, but you can get rid of it. I don't mind.

I'm not going to ban whatever you guys want you to eat it. And then sweet potatoes or yams made the list as well. I could take those or leave them. I'm not going to eat them, but if you want to eat them, you go ahead and do you, boo. I like the yams, but I don't care if even if it's just like just the can of them. You don't kind of like, like peel a bunch of sweet potatoes and then do all the whatnot to turn them into yams. I know it's only 630 in the morning, but I am already hungry. Let's lay out our first plates.

Let me think of my first plate. My first plate is going to be The turkey I pick off with my fingers It's going to be a turkey There's going to be a mashed potatoes with gravy There's going to be a stuffing on there Okay Go on I got room for one more

But what is it? My divider plate What is yours? Oh turkey Yep Mashitators Stuffing Yep

Cranberry Okay I might put the cranberry in its own bowl If there's another like a vegetable Because the yams We might probably have yams I imagine Oh, it's my fourth side saddle of cranberry.

Yeah, if there's a corn, I'll put a corn on there, because I like to mix my corn in the mashed potatoes. I know that stresses you out. Oh, you don't even have to. Ben's plates, dark meat, mashed potatoes stuffing, and corn casserole. That's your starting for. Yeah. A lot of people are putting that on their plates. I don't need it to have, like, oh, it's a lot of yellow there.

You like to have a variety of color? No, I mean, I don't have to. I don't mind for this. I don't need to juge it up. It could stay the way this. Oh, I know what my fourth is going to be. I don't know if it counts. Turkey.

Turkeys. Mm-hmm. Stuffing. Sweet Hawaiian roll. Right there with butter all over it. Can I count that as my fourth? Absolutely. Just a King's Hawaiian roll.

I was going to say that because if I didn't already have, you know, I have already, you know, filled up my divider plate. My rolls would just be on the side. Yeah. I just had them on the table. Yeah, I don't know if I can count them as my fourth, but that'll be on my way. I don't care. Because I like to dip a little bit. I like to dip and dabble.

I like that. Although I'm going to have to, I want to do it after Thanksgiving, shows us that me a recipe with like the sweet Hawaiian rolls, and you set them into a big pan and then you put a bunch of turkey, and then you put the lid. Oh, I think I've seen that. The rolls back on there and you make little sliders, man. Now I'm ready to eat.

I'm starving. Awesome turkey. Happy Tuesday. You want to tell me those burgers real bad. I look like the 4th of July. Wegman's Lights on the lake tonight and every night through the holidays. It's Taco Tuesday, but wow. You'll get Taco Bell tonight.

Get a little certificate plus our friends at Splash Car Wash. $10 off. I want to wash my car real bad. I almost did yesterday. That was by the one in Fayetteville. Oh, well. I was thinking about it. I don't think you can.

I think we're allowed to. But I didn't pull in there. I didn't know Fayville got a Tullies either. Yeah. It's the, what, the old Uno, I think. Is that what it is? That's what the Tully's is? Yeah.

Yep. I will tell you this, we got Tullies last week. I ordered extra the Tully's hot honey mustard. The Tully's honey mustard. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. This comes a little thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is not a mind-blowing thing I did, but to me, was the best thing I've ever done over the weekend. We didn't have many Tully's left, but I have those frozen, like, chicken patties. Yep. In the freezer. Yeah. I want a little lunch. Yeah.

So I'm like, I'm going to make a chicken patty, but then on the roll, I'm going to put Tully's honey mustard on it. And I know that's not mind-blowing. I know what people do that all the time. That's why you can buy it. You ever bought it? Yeah, I don't know where I buy it. Is it like at the store?

Price choppers got them? Yeah. That's the move. Dude, yeah. So you use of Tully's honey mustard on your regular everyday food. I was annoying. I was walking around the house saying, this is the best idea you ever had. Yeah, because you might not, you might think that it's, well, people do this, but it still makes your food mind blowing.

Yeah, I've never done it. And it was a game changer. That's what I mean. And I'll be putting that honey mustard on all my sandwiches going forward. I'm a big honey mustard guy. That's a whole, my door on my fridge is for my sauces. And there's a whole section of the yellows. Yeah.

This is a whole section of yellows, and it's the mustards. And there's a lot of them. Can I use the hive mind here, the show fam, to help me with something? Okay. Our youngest's favorite honey mustard is probably tallies. But what he really loves is whatever the honey mustard subway puts on their subs, does anybody know what that is? If it's a brand, if it's like a sauce I can buy somewhere.

The craft Like salad dressing style Honey mustard is pretty close It is? You've done comparisons? It's pretty close It's a honey mustard Not a honey dipping sauce or whatever

Yep Subway make your hands Blocked I mean somebody might know exactly what it is Like if somebody works at Subway and you're like Oh yeah dude we get that from so and so Like who What is that

We've been chasing this dragon Where I bought another like Honey mustard You're dipping sauce that I thought will be close. He wants whatever's on those subway. Don't me call him and just ask him? Hey, what is that? They're open.

Oh, wait, that's not a subway anymore. Never mind. But one. They're over an East Cuse. Whoever had the brilliant idea of when you think... Oh, the Duncan? Duncan. Yeah.

You immediately think sushi. I got to get sushi, yeah. I got to get that. Hot coffee and sushi is all I can think of. I'm reading this BuzzFeed article here. People were asked, what celebrity gives you the ick? Like, what, like, I don't. I don't like that.

The most. Most, yeah. No, most really do. Yours made the list. Chris Pratt made the list. Oh, okay. He doesn't give me an ick. Yeah.

They don't get like a weird feeling. I just think he sucks. He sucks. He sucks. He's fake. Yeah. He's the, what do I think he's not a good actor? Yeah.

I know this, I've complained about it enough. But I will say that Ariana and Cynthia from the wicked are making me uncomfortable. They're just whatever's going on there. whatever happened to them on that wicked set is making me uncomfortable. There's no helicopters flying over them. They are very, whatever that is makes me uncomfortable. Number one, though, Katie Perry. I think she fell off so hard.

Yeah, now that... Going to space and stuff. Yeah. And now who's she dating Justin Trudeau, I think. Really? Yeah. Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. They're on a boat.

They're on a boat together. Keep dreaming your dreams, guys. You know, I mean... Shoot your shot. Yeah. I wouldn't kick Katie Perry out of bed for eating crackers. She's gorgeous. No, no, no.

She just really. Not my vibe. All right then, buddy. Jared Leto made the list. Oh, that's a good one. I would say all those, like, weird tabloid things about him, like, he stinks. Is he a Scientologist? Oh, I don't know.

Does he have, like, a weird religion thing? He might be. I think that Jared Lett. He might have his own. I think Jared Lettow lucked out because all these, like, Hollywood casting directors know him as Jordan Catalano. Remember from my so-called life?

Yeah. And they all had crushes on him. And then they grew up. And they're like, well, I still want to see Jordan Catalano do things. And he just kind of rode that wave. No, there's no, no. He is not a sign-tidal. Oh, all right.

He's weird, though. This one, I blame on over-exposure. And that's going to be Ryan Reynolds. I have to see or hear another Mint Mobile commercial dude I'm just I don't Everything I listen to has Mint Mobile ads in it I just I find it weird how

He's doing like a thing like him and Rob from It's always sunny Philadelphia They do this weird thing now where They've got to like Cross their legs as much as they can and like, very just... They're very famous.

They're a couple of dudes who came from like... I just had my neck done. Yeah, that's what happened. They got over Hollywood. And I'm going to talk to you like, I'm much smarter than you. That's what happened. They became rich celebrities and they're just insufferable now.

Yeah, it's kind of like they've... Everything they've done in the last 20 years has been a hit. So, you know what I mean? Yeah, I think they just overdid it. But yeah, now, I don't know if I get an ick. from them, but more like a just... Celebrities that give you that ick. Yeah, yeah, like snooty Ken dolls.

Yeah, that's a good... They are like snooty Ken dolls now. Yeah. Like, they've totally forgot what normal people are like. Yeah, they're like, yes, we own a football team, and we're very wealthy. Oh, this sweater? Yeah. This cashier $3,000 sweater.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Josh. Yeah. Funny inside joke that only you and I know. Yeah, that's what I don't like. They don't feel relatable anymore. They used to back in the beginning of always sunny and all that stuff. Justin Timberlake made the list as well. He had a big fall off this year.

Yeah, he got to love him. He's not looking great on stage. Yeah, he used to love that guy. And it's just the more you learned about him, it's just not, you know, him pushing down other people to get to where he is. And some of that Brittany stuff that I have, you know what I have no idea. Oh, yeah, I forgot about her book. I wasn't there for any of that.

So I mean, Brittany ain't got no reason to lie. Alec Baldwin made the list. You know how I feel about the Baldwin's. Oh, I didn't even think of that. All the Baldwin's give me the ick. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, they all give me the ick.

The one doesn't. I've been around the one time. Billy? Yeah. Yeah. He's a very... I wasn't around him but not to get the ick. No, he's just kind of...

Hi, I'm Billy, I'm here. Yeah, he was just kind of around. I'm there. But yeah. Yeah. Now, Alec, though. Stephen is around town way too much lately, and he's He's just like everywhere doing everything.

Although I'm wearing the same clothes every single day. He's got the, he's got his boots and his cargo pants. He has the same outfit on every single day. And his front word trucker hat after he straightened his hair. And then he walks into your business and everyone drops what they're doing and takes photos of him because it's Stephen Baldwin. Guys, we've got to hold ourselves to a higher standard. Biodome, bro. Got to hold ourselves to a higher standard.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Um, yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow gives me the ick and I don't know why. Um. What's her, the, uh, not going on at the Paltrow, posh spice. Oh, Victoria Beckham? Yeah, yeah, that.

She gives you the, yeah, because she did, I think that clip of her trying to pretend like she was down to earth made her a little less likable. Ooh. Ooh. I have one that didn't make the list. Do you have one? Well, I was going to say for the, I don't know if it's the, Ick necessarily for you, but does, how you say,

Elaria? Elaria made, she kind of was a side saddle to Alec on this, because Alec trying to make Alaria famous. was the whole thing. Yep. Yeah, Gwen's head the vagina candle. That was a one.

Oh, Buddy Green says when no one a rider gives him the ick. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. The one that I have, and I don't even remember her last name,

Jennifer X, she was married to Affleck. Coolidge? No. Oh, I want you know real bad. No, she was married to be an Adler, Gardner? Oh, the one that does the

Capital One commercials? You don't. You're not a farmer. Fakesest? Stop it. Fakedest commercials I've ever seen how nobody has been like Here it once upon a farm

I know that you get out of your escalate and yell at your poor farm hands. I know you're not working the farm, Jennifer Gardner. I just don't like the way she talks in those commercials. I'm just a terrible actor. Here it once upon a farm. No, you had an idea for like a brand.

Somebody runs your brand. You had out there picking the apples. You aren't out there tilling the fields. It's like when someone shows up when they're doing a lot of work and they're like, wait, let me put in that last screw. Yeah, that's exactly the vibes I get. Get the shot.

I just know she pulls up in a black escalade, screams at her staff a little bit. They're all like, oh, Jesus, she's back. She's doing another capital on commercial. I just can't deal with that voice in the commercial. It's just the worst, fakesest actress voice ever. Stella says she grew up on her family farm.

She can, but now she's a million. who I doubt is out there farming. Yeah, she ain't Tiddling no field. Space Babe says Matt Lucas. I don't know who that is. Pat Lucas, excuse me. He gives me the ick.

I don't know who Matt Lucas is. Yeah, which way? Yeah, who's that? What's Matt? Any Kardashian on the text line, I agree. I don't even, they don't even, they're not even real enough to give me the ick. Oh, yeah, that guy.

He doesn't give me the ick, but he's the, uh, I don't know what. He's on the Great British Baking show, though. I wouldn't, I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. I give you all the ick. Yeah, that makes sense. Yes, obviously, though. But no, there's a bunch.

Any other celebrities that give you guys the ick? El. Hey, Rock, tax on 315, 6, 4,1009. Elle. You give me the heck. Honestly, a lot of, like, these old coaches do. What old coaches? Like that you see on, like, football basketball side lines.

Like a Rick Petino. Oh, Rick Petino gives me the ick, yeah. Like, those guys give me Mike Chashefsky and all that. Yeah, yeah. Tom Cruise gives me the ick. Yeah, text sign good one. You love Tom Cruise. Oh.

Good morning. Tuesday means high strangeness. The unexplained, the creepy, the... The paranormal. The extraterrestrial. Ooh. The things that come out by Josh's butt. Oh!

All right. So, let's get down. I got two today. Okay. Because I got two little short guys. Or what do we learn? Pocket men. A little pocket men?

A little pocket men. Okay, I get a couple of pocket men. One I wanted to find, like, I wanted to find a Thanksgiving-themed one, and I did find a Thanksgiving ghost story. Spooky turkey. That actually happens around here. Oh. I started reading it, and they reference a train that leaves Syracuse to head to Geneva. How weird is that?

Oh. So. Okay. This one I'm just going to read for you, the second high strangeness does have really good audio. So first I'm going to tell you the story about the Thanksgiving ghosts of Marsh Bridge. On Thanksgiving Day, 1902, a southbound train near Geneva, New York, approaching the Marsh Bridge. As it did, the engineer and firemen on board here to heard a piercing scream. When they looked up, they saw a white figure standing to the east of the bridge frantically waving its arms.

Alarmed, the engineer brought the train to a stop, and just as he did, another scream rang out. The phantom figure vanished before their eyes. The two men climbed down and searched the tracks in surrounding area for any sign of the figure or the source of the cries, nothing. The tracks were clear and there was no trace of anybody nearby. As they started across the bridge, they heard the scream again. Nah, back on a train. One final chilling whale before all silence took over. Mm-mm.

When the train pulled into the station, the men described their experiences to fellow rail world workers. The workers then told them about a deadly accident that it occurred on the same bridge years earlier. A train had plunged off the bridge killing the engineer and the fireman. according to the story, the ground swallowed the fireman's body and no one ever recovered it. What? Like it was like a marshy kind of like, because it's like a swampy marsh. Was it Marsh Bridge? Marsh Bridge.

Since then, witnesses have reported seeing a shrieking phantom at the bridge every year around Thanksgiving. People have begun calling it the Thanksgiving ghosts. So, if any of you were traveling out to Geneva, look up Marsh Bridge. That's weird. Because they got a Thanksgiving ghost. Apparently it was a train that left Syracuse, heading to Rochester,

had a stop in Geneva. The train ran into a washed-out bridge over Marsh Creek, which is what caused the accident initially. That's your first. Don't start. You don't get off the train and go looking round? Same. Same.

If I ever hear a screamer or a whale, I'm nosy, but I also like, getting involved in any of them. Although then they don't, and then they hit a person. That's true, too. That's true. But after that third scream, nope, everyone back on a train. We're out of here.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Now, my second high strangeness is especially fun. Because it's creepy, and it is weird. It's making its rounds on the internet again right now. It's from 1961. I'm going to tell you the story of a farmer, a chicken farmer from Eagle River, Wisconsin. named Joe Simonton.

I'm a chicken farmer from Eagleton, who he's got. That's exactly who he is. He's just a humble dude. He's out, tend in his farm, much like Jennifer Garner does. I gotta get on more chicken.

Taking care of them chickens. Now, there is video footage of this guy's interview from 1961. Oh, wow. And I'm gonna play it if you want to jump in Twitch and YouTube. He worked, what? It's weird, though. I thought video didn't show up to like 66, 67.

Ah! Oh, sorry. Sorry, we're rooting high spring. I'm going to play the audio at Joe Simington. Okay. Describing... She a conformer. The time he was on his farm.

Aliens descended, and I kid you not, made him pancakes. Oh. Making some alien pancakes. Making an alien pancakes. Oh, hold on a second. Hold on a second, everybody. Of course. Which is weird because that was the ghost.

that is supposedly, I think, that it's at Debs. What, the farmer? It's the chicken farmer that was across the street directly where we are, like lined up, if you look on the map, across that railroad, was a chicken farmer that shot and killed a guy that was going around stealing people's chickens. Well, hold on, I can't. So, oh, you can't, I mirror the dead cat. And then let's activate.

Yeah, here we go. All right. Let's hear from Farmer Joe Simonton. No trick-in-former. Right here is where this flying saucer that UFO landed. Right here about where I'm standing. And it was a big huge thing, and I wondered what the heck it was. I was in my kitchen having a bite of lunch, and I turned around, put the dishes in the sink,

and I looked out the window, and that's when I first saw this thing coming straight down, just like an elevator. and he gave me a salute with the back of his hand, a gesture of thanks, I presume. And then, well, I gave him my salute. What am I going to do? So I noticed this little man, the same size of a man, right to the side, the right side of the hatchway cooking these pancakes, which I have one here yet.

So they hand him little time. For those of you just listening, I'll describe it. What? Yeah. Imagine, if you will, you try to make a pancake, but it's just kind of a little small and it's crusty. A little silver dollar, a little cracker. That's exactly what he's going to show you here. He has one.

He ate one and he saved one. Oh, man, this is the most credible human that's ever existed, I feel like. Just a farmer out in his land. The hell's he got a lie for? He was frying these pancakes, and I pointed to him and made a gesture like eating. I thought maybe I get a conversation. out of them. Nobody was saying anything. But he didn't say a word. He just reached over and he got a handful

of them, a four of them, and he handed them down to me. And they were hot and greasy. And this man cooking these pancakes, it was on a square grill-like concern. I couldn't see any flame, but it seemed to be very hot. There was smoke coming from it. And if that was their food, God help them. Because I took a bite of one of them, and it tasted like a piece of cardboard. And if that's what they lived, all no wonder they're small. And with that, he reached up and he closed his hatch with a heavy stud, click-like, and it latched. And you couldn't a bit more see where that hatch was, and you could see a hole in my hand.

And with that, the thing started to raise, just like it came down. Everything was time-perfect. So he's saying that he gave him the pancake, he tried one, it tasted terrible, the figure got back into his... They were like, screw you then. Elevator. Went back up, and then they leave. About 20 feet.

It tilted a 45 degree, straight south, and shot off. Within two or three seconds, it was out of sight. Well, there I stood in the driveway with a handful of greasy pancakes. My mouth opened. What the heck I'd saw?

What had it happened? All right. This next? The crazy mouth, for the pancake. I want this next clip, I need to say what he says. Okay. Before I play it, and you'll know why.

Okay. Okay. This is a guy from the Air Force, I believe, or some form of the military. Oh, it's going to debunk it. Who tested the pancake. He's going to say buckwheat pancakes. Oh, they don't have the, they'd rather

be smashed by train than swear back then. No, he's going to say, say buckwheat. No swearing. If you hear otherwise. Neket. Buck. Anything you hear otherwise is wrong.

Neket. Ready? There's outside the realm of the Air Force to pass judgment on Mr. Simon's case. However, the pancakes that he turned over to the Air Force were turned over to the food and drug people and they were analyzed as pure buckwheat pancakes. Pure. Pure. Buckwheat pancakes.

But we all know that they're lying. The government lied about all that stuff then. They could have it up. The aliens could have had buckwheat. Yeah, they're covering it up. The aliens could have had it. They came down here, so they would have no access to buckwheat. They were on our planet.

Maybe that's what they made their food out of. You don't know. That's Joe Simonton, chicken farmer in 1961. What's he doing now? I believe he's sure he's alive and well, for sure. Pure? Pure. Buckwheat.

Naked. Naked pancakes. No, I don't know. I just, not that I, do I believe that aliens fed pancakes? I don't know. I don't know. Or, because who knows, but why would that guy make that up? Yeah, that's the thing, is that when you read the comments about this guy, you're not getting

anything out of it. He's not. There's like people who are like, yeah, my grandma grew up with him, said that he was just a farmer who didn't want any kind of fame or anything. Yeah. I don't know. Very weird. Very weird. Would you eat a pancake if an alien handed you a piece of food? You would? I don't know if I would. Alien hands you anything. God, I don't know if I'd eat it. I'm not really sure if he, like, motioned, like, he had one and he ate.

I'd, then yes. I guess it's an offering, yeah. And if you don't take the offering, are you being disrespectful? Yes. Someone asks you if you are a God, you say yes. Handcake. Today's high strangeness, farmer Joe Simonton and the alien pancakes. Some allie and pancake. I like a pancake. The Wine and Chocolate Festival is back, baby. Tadda.

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Do you, boo? Head over to the wine of chocolate festivals. It'll be worth it. I'm not trying to be ages here with this next story. Okay. But we got a new world record. Uh-oh. For now.

Well, you joke, but possibly for now. Raymond Hager of Wichita Falls, Texas has been recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world's oldest active bus driver. Oh, God. Oh, that, okay. Maybe not. Maybe that's not something The record you need Right, not trying to be ages, bud

But I don't know if I'm getting on your bus At the age of 95 What kind of bus? He began All right He drives for the city's public transit system Oh God Okay

Where are you just driving people around all day? Get out of goddamn bus I'm stoked for my man Yeah, good Being able to get out and be active at 95 But also I know the human faculty's decline.

But that's... That's why I don't think we should have elected officials over the age of 70, but what do I know? Right. I mean... Now, this is the most Kansas line I've ever read. He began driving bus at the age of 14. Of course, yes. Well, it was what?

What was it? 1922? But like, you... They go to interview him. It's crazy. Now we allow everybody on the bus. It's why... That is true.

No. No, Raymond. Right, right. It's crazy. They used to have to sit in the back. Everybody can sit everyone. No, no, no, Raymond. I said.

I was against it at first day. Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. He began driving bus at age 14. He joined. Oh, hold on. Oh, boy. Oh. He just joined.

I don't know what Falls ride is. But anyways, he's been driving there for 27 years. He planned on retiring at 95. But now he intends to continue driving as long as his health. health permits. But like your, your reaction times. I know.

There's just human biology. Yeah, not even just, ah, he's old. Well, because he's old, there's this and this,

this and this. Lottie got a bad array. Yeah, but, you know, but he's out, he's active. Yeah.

He's, he's staying busy in there. I'm sure they're giving him tests and stuff. I hope. Right? You know, it's Wichita Falls.

Yeah. They honored his achievement by declaring November 18th, Raymond Hagger Day. Goodness, pride, proud, thankful that I have been blessed. Little country boy to achieve something like that. Although that's too much. You just call it Ray Day. It's Ray Day. It's Ray Day.

It's Ray Day. I don't know. Love you, Ray. Congratulations. I don't know if I'm getting on your bus. Unless it's like one of those buses, it just kind of goes around like a theme park and doesn't go faster than 15 miles an hour. It's a little trolley. And the worst is going to happen is we're going to bump into like a tree.

You've been trying to get off for an hour, though. Bing, bing, bing. Huh? Who is? I want to get off the bus. What? What bus? Huh?

Who's gone to bus? Bing, bing, bing, bing. I'm going to say he's not, you can't hear. His brain probably works better than mine. What am I to say? Who's driving? What is it? Who the vibes.

Cody, the vibes. For your Wegman's lights on the lake tonight. I'm in. I'm all about it. I've got just five different presets now. We're all... All Christmas? I just went through serious and found all the presets.

He's in it, buddy. Yep. And on top of the... Santa 102? On top of that one, which, after... Sooner than later, it goes... All day. When does it go all Christmas?

After Thanksgiving? I don't know. Probably after Thanksgiving. So, then you're good. You didn't got to do nothing. I'll have to ask star radio programmer Paul Sebelio. And Fahoo de U. I don't have time to tie my shoes.

So let's run down, Wegman's Lights on the Lake. Tonight's Taco Tuesday. I mean, you get a little Taco Bell. They just hand. Yeah, they just hand you a little certificate. A little certificate with the Taco Bell. He just handed to you. Plus our friends at Splash Car Wash will give you $10 off a wash,

which is like basically a free basic wash. Yeah. Spend a couple bucks. Enjoy that. Don't forget, though, tomorrow night I'll be doing a house party for our pre- Thanksgiving. I guess get baked while you bake, house party, hang out with your boy, I'll be live. I think I'm gonna- On the night at 7 o'clock.

In place of Whiskey Wednesdays. Go ahead. Set up all my Christmas decorations done. I think that'd be a good time to turn it on, have a little music on, put all my whatnot, because I'm starting to bring over my decorations. From your moms? It's absurd. I have to do something.

Why? I have three full large totes. you know you can buy like the totes from lows and stuff, the larger ones, the extra, extra long ones. I have three of those full, three normal size totes, like two full things of ornaments,

a bag of wreaths. It's too much. I think I'll bring the bins upstairs. It got a sooner later. They can start to dabble the family can. I got to go through and get rid of some stuff because I also have a lot of like outside things that I don't need.

You know what I mean? or that I've been holding on to forever. Like, I finally this year got rid of a broken Halloween projector just because it worked. We got to decorate in here, bud. Feel free to bring anything you want in here and go nuts. Yeah, we didn't do too much this year for any of our holidays. So, I mean, I'll have to bring in some extra stuff. Tomorrow night's house party, as always brought to you by Liquor Wine and Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard and East Coast Emerald.

Scotty, I did get my goodies. Thank you very much. Ooh, you're going to go Buck Wild. Bucknaked. Bucknaked. I'm going to go Buckwild and get Buck naked. We're going to get some. Like you're going to get something like a...

I don't even know. What do people do on Thanksgiving Eve? Is there like a drink? People, no, people just like drink and hang out. So I'm just going to be like the DJ where you guys are doing your pies and all your prep and all that. Or just, honestly, you're not pepping anything. Just hang out with me.

You got to sip on a little... Oh, I will. I'll be sipping on that wild turkey. Last week you guys made me drink both. I was going to save one. Nah. But then you got me drinking both. Yeah, it was better to do both.

We voted for turkey, but when I'm both. Although I told you, was it Saturday night, I think? I think Saturday night I poured some of that apple whiskey, the bird dog apple whiskey, into a 1911 cider. Oh my God, maybe that's what I'll do tomorrow night because that was a great combo. And he's got three trees up and already decorated. Wow. I'm going to get, I'm going to get a tree.

Yeah, is that what you're doing this year? I forgot to ask. I've been making a lot of room, like, like decluttering things just because I also like to do that. Okay. And I got my room now. I got a, I still have one area I got to get rid of. a bunch of stuff because I got to put up my Christmas village. Because I keep forgetting that last year,

uh, like maybe my favorite dumpster find ever was outside the dumpster. Someone had stacked. They got rid of like a big amount of their Christmas village, but there were those really expensive, uh, I forget the name of them, but they're like legit.

Like the porcelain or is the ceramic ones or whatever? Like a real fancy thing from like the 70s and like I Googling it was like, these. Yeah, those are really nice. That's what we have. It's from the brand, I believe, the Christmas Village. Does it say that on the bottom? I forget what they are.

I'd have to look. Department 56. Either way, it was like, okay. I mean, you'll mix in. My wife has. With my dollar tree Christmas Village, but we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. You love a good Christmas Village.

I do, too. I do. I've ever since Frank left that behind when he left or got divorced, not died, took it with him. Yeah, right. Bary me with my Christmas Village. This is going with me, boy. Okay.

No, he had, I mean, it was fulfilled this room. There was so much stuff, and it was so cool. We put them above our cabinets. I wired all of our cabinets to have the Christmas Village up there. That's awesome. I don't know if I want to do it. Too bad. You got a thought.

No, please don't, please. I mean, yeah. Can you bring some of it in here? Because I do think it'd be funny if we had it. Bring your Christmas. I'll bring a train. That's what I mean, an active train. Yeah.

That's actually a good idea, too. Put a little train in here? A little train with the train with a little Christmas. Some of you have already decorated. Some of you are starting to decorate. Yeah, get going. I'm fine with it. At this point, this week, like I've been saying, it's a short run now.

Today is exactly one month from Christmas. Today is the 25th. And if you like it? You got one month from today, so get up. If you like it, then do it. I agree, cousin Jay says we need a train that runs around the perimeter of the studio. Chief Engineer would be thrilled if we did that. I honestly think that

would be hysterical if you somehow you put up something from like over there all the way to like the clock and then it just goes back and then poop. That Wegman's train that used to drive around the ceiling? What was that other restaurant that had the train? Was it like the big boy had a train?

Oh, I don't know. There was a restaurant you could go to that had a train going on. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, I'm in. That'd be great. I like stuff like that. Other side. That mall and Utica, it looks like it's got houses inside of it and all that stuff. What's that?

What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? Where are you going? And it looks like it's got a little villages and they do that up for Christmas. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I wonder if you're doing the Santa train again. Oh, yeah, Doug's Fish Fry had the train that went around. Okay. Peppies out and Utica has one, apparently, too. Bring back restaurant trains. Come on. Wegman's Lights on the Lake is tonight and every night through the holidays. Get your tickets and lights on the lake.

Com. Right. Of course, right now. Save those on your phone, and they will give those, right when you pull up, they scan your phone, you're done dinner. Enjoy it. Keeps that line moving. Cody told you.

Keeps moving right along. It really does. Even on the busiest nights, that new system they've got, is very cool. It's very cool. Of course, upgrade, get your beanies, get your glow wines, get all the things for the kids. I like... You like this year better? I like this year's better.

This is last year's the one I've got. here showing on Twitch. This year's is the same kind of design, but it's more like festive. There's like, there's patterns and stuff. Oh, it's a very complicated pattern. Very complicated pattern. It's a very complicated pattern.

You probably couldn't afford it. No. So, uh, Variety Magazine put out the top 100 comedies of all time, the best comedy movies of all time. Now you got to remember, this is all time. So we're going way back. All right. So it'll make me bad when they make like number one a movie

from the 30s that no one. No, number one, and I kind of agree with this. Like, if you were- Greatest comedy of all time. Comedy movie of all time. Okay. I want you to think objectively. Okay. Of like, laughs per minute in this movie, gags that are happening. Okay. Naked gun. The naked gun from the files of police squad. Really? 1888 You're not giving them that one? No

I loved police squad And I loved the first naked gun Naked Gun is very funny But I'm not saying That's the funniest movie Of all time Then you're definitely not going to like number two I'm probably not going to like most of this list

I have a feeling Number two And I don't know if I ever shared this on the air I watched this movie once a year I don't know why I love this movie Okay 1959 some like it hot Do you know that movie

No, but yeah, that's definitely number two. This is going to, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. This is going to sound very stupid and now it doesn't make sense. No. I, I, it's a very funny movie. It's starring Jack Lemon and Tony Curtis with Marilyn Monroe. They have to join an all-female band and they're on trains, so they're in drag the whole movie. It's funny.

Call me an old man and call me maybe I'm reincarnated. That's great. I'm sure it's probably. probably funny, and I'm sure it's got its moments, but, like, these lists try to outsmart themselves. Like, come on, man. Come on. Number three, Annie Hall.

I don't know Annie Hall. I mean, I know it's a Woody Allen movie. This list is trying to be very, very, very smart. I will find some ones that you can relate to. This kid that wrote this is so annoying in college. He's very annoying, yeah. Actually, is his nickname. That's his nickname.

A movie, I doubt most of you have ever seen. but I've seen it many times. Howard the Duck. Oh, did that make the list? No. Waiting for Guffman. Christopher Gaston in 1996. I'm sounding insufferable now.

I know. No, because you're saying that you like these movies. You're not going, damn right. They're one, two, three, four, five. Yeah, I love waiting for Guffman. You're just saying that you like that. It's like a small town putting on a theater production. It's about stools.

It's so dumb. Even Google's like, what? so funny to me. It's a plan waiting for Godot. It's so dumb. But all right. Another one, number 18, this is Spinal Tap.

Another Christopher Fragast movie. One of my favorite movies of all time. That one, at least I can see why it's on there because it, that is funny. It's just not my style. But people do love that. That one is at least funny. Also,

my type of funny. So what would be your number one comedy movie all time? See, I don't know. That's why it's hard saying what would be. the funniest of all time. But I definitely, I don't know if I would, you know, have several movies in the top five from, you know,

the 30s that no one's ever heard of. I hear you. No, I completely agree that whoever wrote this list is insufferable. I get it. I get it. But it's almost like the chicken wings argument. It's subjective. Subjective.

There's too many for me to say, for anybody to say, like, nope, this is the funniest. Because you can argue all of them. You know what I mean? Like, you could argue that, like, a Tommy boy is the funniest movie of all time. Right. You know what I mean? I mean, just look at Tim Robinson.

You and I find him hilarious. Other people think it's insufferable. Yeah. It's all objective, comedy is. Right. Dumb and dumber. That's, you know what I mean? There's a lot of these here.

Superbad made the list. 2007 Superbad. That did make the list. That's a very good one. Monty Python and the Holy Girl made the list. I'm trying to find one that are actually, you know, somewhat. Groundhog Day? Did you like Groundhog Day?

That was good. That's funny. but, yeah, top 100. That's fine. They can go on the top 100. Now let's leave this list and think of our top comedy movies. Now, mine made the list. Final Tap, I think, is probably one of my favorite comedies of all time.

Stepbrothers is great. Yeah, it's hard, though, because, again, like, I would put Super Troopers right up there. That is brilliant. Sure. As far as comedy goes. But there's other people that go, no, that's the stupidest movie ever. Ace is saying Space Balls.

That's a space. That's a huge movie to a lot of people. I'm going to leave out so many, though. Ken is saying Christmas vacation. Yeah. Kramer's saying Animal House. We just had that whole stretch of that chunk from like, you know, 2000 to 2010 or whatever it was where everything that, you know,

Farrell and O. Wilson and Bonn and all, everything those guys put out was gold. So, I mean, there's already. They were 90 Chicago Bulls putting those movies out. Right? There's already top five. You could say right there, any amount of Anchorman, old school, Talladega Knight, stepbrothers. Like, you could say every one of those is the funniest movie of all time. And you would have an argument for it.

Jump 10 years earlier than that. You got Adam Sandler putting out a bangor after bangor after bangor. You could absolutely say those are the funniest of all time. Ace Ventura didn't make the list. That's coming in a bunch. Any of the Chris Farley stuff, all of the, you know, like someone said Animal House, all of the, I don't like him, but all of that Malbrook stuff. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Young Frankenstein did make the list.

Fargo made the list. That is good. It's a great movie. Is it funny? Yeah. Yeah, there's elements. There's elements. I did laugh at that numerous times.

Did you watch Sideways, that wine movie everybody liked in 2004? Yeah, I didn't understand. I don't think I understood it. I don't think I was old enough. I remember watching it in college and being like, what is this? Yeah. Why are they angry? Blazing Saddles?

See, that's the thing. People love Blazing Saddles. I wasn't different to Blazing Saddles. and I know. Same or I'm not, I like that, I like the one thing I yell all the time where I wear the white women at.

Yeah, we're all the way with that. That's hilarious. But. Coming to America. Eddie Murphy coming in a bunch. Yeah, you got that whole stretch. It's hard.

Because again, it's all subjective, really. Mrs. Dalfire. For God's a funny movie. We quote that all the time. But would you ever think,

be like, that's got to go on my list of funny movies of all time. No, it's hard to make a list. Yeah, but you laugh. Oh, yeah, the more you say them, there's just, there's so many. Summter says me, myself, and Irene, that's a brilliant movie.

It's in very underrated. That does not get enough credit. Absolutely not, yep. That movie tackles step parenting. It tackles mental illness. It's a great love story. Like, that is a great movie. Yeah, look, we never even mentioned, Wayne's World.

No, we didn't mention Wayne's World. Napoleon, Dynamite. Which I think is possibly the most, most, you know, brilliant comedy ever. Napoleon Dynamite? Yeah. Like you can't write that ever again. No. It had to exist in that moment right there.

It was boom and it was done. Grandma's boy coming in. We'll keep the list going. What's your top comedy movies of all time? PCU, Stripes, Benchformers, all of these. Back to school with Rodney Dangarfield. And none of these are incorrect. None of them are wrong.

They're all right. Because it's all subjective. They're all hilarious. Treat yourself to waiting for Guffman, though. I was just going to say they're all hilarious. Except for whatever this waiting for Guffman is. Don't worry about that. Treat yourself to waiting for Guffman, Parker Posey.

It's great. It's great. Don't forget Friday. We will be back. For our annual Thanksgiving hangover food drive at Bagelicious in Liverpool. Guys, they're taking food all week long. If you can't come out on Friday, how dare you? Who now?

Go now. Drop off non-perishable food item. to benefit the food bank of Central New York. We will be there six to nine. Oh, wait. What? Six to nine. I texted Cody last night we were at the parent's annual sports meeting.

His fault. The varsity coach has been the coach for seven years. His fault. This is coach's fault. You go through like all the parental behavior and how do you know the students and all that. And he said, thankfully, I haven't had. any issues in these last six or seven years. And all the kids were like,

that's on you, coach. That's on you. You knew. Well, it's funny is that you say a few years. Your kid has already experienced it. So now he's told you. So now you are, you know that, yeah, we think that's funny.

But the practice next day, the coaches would be like, you guys thought it was funny. Now you're running six or seven sprints. Oh, exactly. Yeah, you're getting sprints for sure. Damn it. By the way, if you stop by and See us from 6 to 9 and make a donation.

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Well, it's the ultimate 90s throwback party with nothing but neon colors. Dressing your brightest neon fits. Grab those scrunchies and snapbacks and dance the night away to the best. hits of the 90s and early 2000s. They're taking over the ballroom at the Randolph House Hotel by Wyndham, formerly the Holiday Inn and Liverpool. Holiday E. ...to 1 a.m. glowing decor, DJ, all night, cash bar, photo ops, retro arcade games,

vendors, and a midnight champagne toast. That's going to be so cool. And it's people are like, oh, New Year's Eve. Come on, man. That's like a month from now. It's like a month, bro. It's a month and a week. If you want to buy your tickets, you can get.

Stay and play passes. You can get the party and a room package. Go to neon nye.com. Do they have single passes? Cody and I have a bet. Can you buy just one? They allow dogs. Can I bring my dog?

Can I allow dogs? Cody and I have a... When you're raised in an Italian family, you develop certain abilities. Because this article I'm going to read. is what causes the most arguments at Thanksgiving. Now, you're probably going to think family drama or politics or any of that stuff. You know what does?

People who refuse to take leftovers, that causes the most arguments. And I think you and I being raised by frickin' Italians, you just take the leftovers. You're going home with food. You know you are. It sticks with me now. Frank drove that into me forever. Always take free food. taking the food. Always take

free food. You're going to upset your grandmother if you don't take the food. She made your meatballs. She made your stuff, peppers. Right. Dune's made all them tennies. You take them. You push back a little because you don't want to seem jumpy that, yes, I want an entire bag of meatballs.

Yes, I want all these chicken tenders, obviously. So you've got to be like, no, no, that's okay. No, I'll just a little. I'll take just a couple. And then, yes, because that's how you get a bag full of cookies. People are asking, what is etiquette for refusing leftovers? There's none. You take the leftovers.

Throw it out when you get home if you don't want it. Throw it out. If I'm hosting Thanksgiving, I don't want all this crap left at my house. You got to take some with you. I like some meats. I'll take at least a plate for later times. This guy wrote an article, told a story about how his girlfriend's mother kept insisting they take leftovers, but they didn't want to the point where they started arguing.

Yeah, no. You've already lost the battle, bud. That's not a hill you want to die on. Yeah, why do you want to argue if it just means taking a slice of pie? And when you get home, you let it sit there for a minute and you go, you know what? I do want some of this pie. Then you eat the pie.

Yeah. They say you politely declined leftovers if you want to. If there's any pushback, you can say something like you don't have space for them or the chance to use them or don't want them to go to waste. None of those would work with my grandmother. Yeah. None of those are getting past Nanny. They'll go to waste here.

Oh, gosh, just take this and put it in your college fridge. Nanny, I don't have... Put it in your college fridge. You got to remember that my Italian nanny was living in Fulton, so I'd have to drive from Penteville up to Oswego. I don't stop and visit my nanny. Oh, I'm going to hear about it. So you're pulling.

You see Nanny on a Sunday before you head back to college. She's got a tray of stuffed peppers. She's got a big old dish of meatballs. Whatever. my my fridge is a college fridge or they do this move where you don't want to with like bring it up there for other people on your floor and I'm like I'm not walking around with a tray of meatballs to pass she'd always say that she's like well be sharing with your friends I'm like how we're in a dorm my nanny gave me a plate of meatballs you guys who me me oh I live down the

hall I'm in 226 do you guys want any meatballs I'm gonna put some meatballs in the common room All right, tough. I got a whole tray of Ziti, if anybody wants. I mean, I would. I would. I would have made a lot of friends, I bet. I would. They say, if it causes an argument, do what we're telling you to do right now.

You just take them. And maybe you can repurpose them. Maybe you're like, oh, I can use that for something else. Give me your dog. People should listen respectfully when someone doesn't want leftovers, but that's not a culture I can relate to. Yeah. It's almost the same as if you try to go.

to a house like that and not eat something. Yeah, you got to eat something. Oh, no, I'm okay. No, no, just have. Here, just have some of this. No, you're not. Here, I'll make you a plate, a whole plate. Yeah, and you eat it, and you get it down, and yeah, you're going to be uncomfortable.

But that's your grandmother, bud. Yeah. She's been cooking all day for you. Real nice. Oh, it's okay. You're going to say no? Okay, that's fine. They said they finally agreed on what we've been saying the whole time.

To avoid arguing about it. just take it and throw it out later or repurpose it into something else. It's all you got to do. That's all you got to do. But also that's free food. Take that food. Yeah, take the food.

This guy across from me is going to be eating turkey for three weeks. This is a guy who's making three birds on Thursday. And I know every day he comes in here there's going to be a variation of some turkey meal. He ate you right there, bud. Got a bird in our studio.

There's one of them. In our studio fridge. Yeah. He's going to be doing turkey sandwiches. Oh, God, yeah. turkey gravy combos. I'm going to do those sliders. He's going to be doing sliders.

Yep, you do a turkey slop one day. This is a man whose primary meat's going to be turkey for the next month. I've already been thinking I have a couple of them, do some, make some turkey and my crampets. Put it on that big shredder. You know what I bet would be really good? Instead of a Philly cheese steak, turkey cheese steak and a roll one. And you know what would give it the fat? I randomly have chicken steakums.

Okay, there's your answer, bud. So that would be the, I mean, it's chicken and turkey, but still it would add that. It's all bird. It's all bird. It's a turkey and the turkey in the oven. McMinn's lights on the lake. It's tonight and every night through the holidays. Get your tickets now at lights on the lake.

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All this right here. All this right? All this right. Beep, beep. So, I don't love when these stories come out about a person who was dead, but they weren't dead. Oh, I did. You got to, you got to poke these people hard.

I don't know what happened. Hey, wake up. Oh, see, look, I'm not dead. A 65, this was in Thailand, so I don't know how they do things over there. Not to disrespect any of their cultures, but maybe they aren't as buttoned up as we are over here. I don't know.

A 65-year-old woman was found alive inside of her coffin. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. At a Buddhist temple where they were bringing her body. Her brother had driven 300 miles with her in a coffin after she appeared to stop breathing two days earlier. So they were just like, uh, yep, that'll call it. Box her up. How did you know?

I looked at her. She appears to have stopped breathing. All right, let's go. If that was the case, every night I'm asleep in my family. Be like, all, box them up. He's out. Box them up. They heard knocking from inside the coffin.

Oh, when you just did that, I hated it. I hated it. It was like the right amount of... I don't know if you heard the knock on the mics, but he did a little knocking studio. Just like the perfect little. Nah, nah, nah, nah. That's not housekeeping. They heard a knocking coming from inside the coffin, which came.

Bye. If I'm anywhere near a coffin and I hear knocking, I'm out. Hello. Hello? Hello? I'm not dead yet. Yes, yes you are.

You're dead. Sorry. I'm not. Temple manager said, quote, I was a bit surprised, so I asked them to open the coffin, and everyone was startled. She must have been knocking for quite some time. the temple, thankfully, so here was the process. Dude pulls up to the temple looking to get,

was it his sister or somebody? I don't remember. I think sister. Brother, yeah, sister. Drives 300 miles with a sister in a coffin. That's like driving from here to like Virginia with a body in the back. I mean, maybe like Southern PA.

Either way, that's all, even if it was from here to a swigold, if you're dead and, you know, quote unquote, dead in your coffin, but you're alive. So he drives 300 miles with his sister in a box, pulls up for the cremation. Thankfully for the sister, he didn't have the proper paperwork so they couldn't do the cremation. She was sitting there in the box, which is when they heard the knocking. So thankfully him not having a properly secured death certificate.

Wow. Saved her. That's insane. Temple staff center to a nearby hospital for treatment, and the temple is going to cover medical expenses. How many times do you think he heard that knocking, but ignored it? Well, he was just cranking tunes, the whole way, bud. Right?

Oh, man, that's just... Doesn't that give your skin, like, the weirdest? Ugh, bud. Just because imagine you're that lady that you're not... Nobody's answering you knocking. You're just laying in your coffin, so eventually just you'd have to, for real die. It's kind of...

And one of my biggest fears is Locked In Syndrome. Have you ever heard of Locked In Syndrome? Your body stops working and it looks like you're just like in like a... Like Locked In Syndrome is like this thing. It's so sad where your body stops functioning and it looks like you're just in a coma. But your brain and everything is as alert as you are right now and you can't do anything. Oh, no, no. That's similar to being, I guess, in a box being driven to the...

Tell me I don't have to stay right here, man. I can leave this box right. now, right? Tell me I can leave this box right now. With me, 7 o'clock tomorrow night. Put it in your calendar. You're going to be doing your Thanksgiving prep. I'll keep the company with some tunes for a couple hours. Let's put it on the record, though,

that Oasis, we have a lot of Twitch fans of Oasis. Nardi and Nardy loves Oasis. He was curious. He is Oasis's number one fan, so that one's out there for Nardi. He says it all the time. It's crazy how much this dude talks

about how much he likes Oasis. A little bit much. A little bit much. So if anybody knows Nardi in Twitch. You tell them how much you likes Oasis. Big Oasis, Finn. Get him an Oasis shirt for Christmas for the holidays. Another robot is out and about.

It's loose? It might as well be. It broke a record by being the first robot to walk 66 miles. Couldn't go one more. Like, did you see that? That, I guess it was two weeks ago now, that Russian robot that came out and it fell out. And it, and it. Yeah.

Those are weird. Because it's like, it looked like it knew it fell. Yeah. It was like, oh, I'm failing. Yeah. Oh, this is too much. It's like, I'm not afraid of the robots taking over. No.

But I don't like them getting better, if that makes any sense. I almost feel like we're trying to rush the robots. Yeah, they're not ready yet. You mean? Like, we're still, let's figure out, you know, AI and, you know, like, VR. And, like, we're still learning all of these things that we're just going to be like, no, it's time for a robot that makes you dinner. Yeah, no, I don't need that.

No, it's not yet. I don't mean that right now. It is not time for a robot that makes you dinner. We still haven't figured out how to not have Josh's vacuum roll over dog crap. Yeah, that is true. Although they do claim that the newer models do detect dog crap. But see, so they're working on that. So they're working on that.

But robot nanny's ready. Yeah. Robot nanny, bring her out. Although it's funny, you say that about my shark vacuum, is that I was taking out the garbage two days ago, and my shark vacuum made a break for it. It just drove out of the door. Detected.

It was like, we're out here. Dirt. I was open the door, I was out of the door, and the shark just rolled out. No. Oh, it does follow you. It loves me so much. This robot walked for 60s.

miles during a 24-hour journey, setting the record for the longest journey walked by a humanite robot. Now, did it do it like Ghostbusters? Forest Gump, and it's out on the road, and these people are going to like, all right, let's see how long as things are going to walk for, or do they just have it in a room in a, like a, all right, walk on a treadmill.

Well, hold on a second. Because I want to see it, like, it walked down the road. It traveled, and I don't know these places, from Xingso province to Shenzhou, Hines Bund. Yes, it did. It's in China. I don't know places.

That's not exact. That's not 66 miles. It's like just under, but it's close enough to where I'm not going to argue with it. So it was out in the wilderness. It was out in the wild. That's kind of cool. The robot adhered to all traffic regulations throughout its trek, navigated several different surfaces, including asphalt, tile pavement, and bridges.

Asphalt. They were able to do a thing to swap its battery while it was walking, so it never had to stop. Did they walk with it? Was it a little journey or did it just go? All right, go. That would be worse. If I was just casually sitting here and we saw outside of our studio a robot walking on its own, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Hello, humans. No, no, no, no. Don't love that. Scans us, but because we're on the internet, it'd be able to like look and go, hello. Gosh and Cody from the show. Oh, what the hell? A robot knows us.

At the conclusion of its record-breaking journey, the robot interacted with reporters and stated it now needs a new pair of shoes. Ha! All right, well. So they programmed a joke in it, I guess. That's nice, yep. It's got jokes. It's a hilarious robot.

It's got jokes. Stand-up robot coming very soon. Ooh. Mm-hmm. Stand-up robot. Hey, I'm the stand-up robots. You can't cancel me. I'm a robot.

I am all of the things. Get your tickets to the Wine and Chocolate Festival right now at Wine and Chocolate Festivals. com. It's coming up Saturday at the Great New York State Fairgrounds. Two sessions. One to four, five to eight. Two different options.

Do some shopping, do some sipping, do some sauceing, all at once. Do some skating. I don't know. I'm just making words up now. Just hang out, have a good time. Just to hear all the other things that are going to be there. So many things. Technically, you don't even have to like one.

wine. Nah. I don't really drink wine, but I'll be there drinking on spirits. But you could also, that's, that legitimately is the best, like, that's a perfect shopping place to go for Christmas. We're going to go get some gifts. You could probably find stuff for every single person, other than kids or whatever, but even kids like, you know, some of the stuff that'll be there.

So you'll get something for all the body. I think I'm most excited about the marshmallow place. There, there, there's the thing for kids. So last month in Arizona. Brian Morrow and Corissa Sukanic. Brian and Carissa allegedly broke into a restaurant. Uh-oh.

To steal money from the cash register. And they got caught because on the surveillance footage, they were doing it on the patio. They got too horned up. It just got the heart. It makes a steal and makes a heartbeat fast. What was that movie? There was that movie with Woody Harrelson and American.

What was it? where they were the two criminals. Ah, it's a reference. It doesn't make sense now. But it was, it's that. Natural born killers. Natural born killers. That's the one.

Yep. They got all horned up. Mickey and Molly or whatever they were in that movie. They got to do sex. They allegedly scattered flowers everywhere to like, what, do sex on? Yeah. Then he scattered his flower.

And then he scattered his flower. This is the owner of the bar. I'm super grateful for all the people on social media that helped us and found them. So I'm grateful number one. and they're really happy about it. The arrest makes me happy. My nosy ass loves it when people are trying to find somebody who broke into their place or whatever, and they post the photo on Facebook and people start tagging the person.

Instantly, man. I love it. Because it's, I like when the justice gets done where you can tell in a small town where people are like, try that. That's Josh Grossman. I know him. He's a math. He's a tough all the time. I am a method.

Here's his three different Facebook profiles. Last I knew. You know what I mean? Yeah. They start spilling all the tea. I love it. He stole my bike right out of my front yard. He broke off with my sister and then he got two kids.

And it's like, oh, I'm so in. My nosy ass loves that. No, that's the best. Because then what you do with all of those is you copy the name, paste it right into the search thing for the Facebook or whatever to see just who that guy is. And then you go through his profiles or whatever. It's hilarious. It is nice. My nosey ass loves all that stuff.

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