The Show - TURTLE POWER?

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

Sorry! Forgot to post this one. Prepare for the worst Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Holiday Special you cannot even imagine.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. How are we doing on a Thursday one week to Krimis? I'm excited.

Hopefully you got all your shopping done for Cody and I. I mean, hopefully you got us all our gifts and our gifts are all wrapped and hopefully you got us all our toys. Right, better hurry up. We'll have a couple days left and tomorrow, I mean, if you're coming a festival. I mean, I only got one shopping date. So hopefully you got me all the things I asked for and you got me all the, all the, all the gifts I asked for because I've been a very good boy this year and I've been the goodest boy. I mean, I only wanted a Red Rider Beebeon, but...

So, I mean, it's okay if I just have a couple gifts that I don't get, but I expect to get all of them. I mean, I take gift cards in lieu of the gifts I don't get. Very nice. Cash, cash. Cheez. Bag cash. It is Festivus Eve, for those of you celebrate, happy Festivus Eve. We'll be live at Lock One Distilling in 24 hours, my friends. Right, in 24 hours, you're going to be saying that in all the stupid idiots there are going to clap real loud. People will be drinking, stepping outside for probably some various smoking activities. Yep. I've had a couple people ask me what time do they actually open.

I mean, I'll be there at 5.30. Yeah, we'll be there at 5. But just try to get there like at 6. Like if you're there while we're setting up, I got nothing for you. No, but just to come in and sit down, I think that's what people are asking me. Like, what time should we get there to sit down? Like, yeah, like 10 minutes before six. That's what I said.

I said, like, 5.45, I'm sure. Yeah, like, just get there a little early, but you don't need to show up at 5 a.m. No, no, no, no, no. No. I let me in then. No. Just sit there staring at me while I'm setting up, you know, mic stands and stuff. No, he'll just turn his back to you what you're staying at the tour.

And it's all glass, so I'll be like, what? No, wait in your car. Just shrug your shoulders. It's not time yet. Wait in your car. Oh, he shrugging your shoulders at us. Ooh, pink's getting up at 1 a.m. to smoke some meats for Festivus.

Very nice. All right. So is it, Inks, Ma. Ken and chat says we officially entered that Christmas week window. I hope that we've, can we at least enter the, let's circle back after the holidays window? No. Let's circle back after the holidays. No.

It's too late for that now. Let's circle back after the holidays, Coco. We're doing things. We're going to have a Zoom meeting. You too. We have a Zoom meeting today. Can we please, I'm not going to it, but can we please circle back after the holidays, for God's sakes? All right.

It's too much happening. Tonight is Coco Buffs. Oh, I see what you did there. 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. Yep. Oh, it's the last one before the end of the year, right? Yep. Next week's Crim mess and then it's New Year's.

You betcha. That's it. That's a wrap on Cocoa Paz for $2.25 there, buds. Don't worry. We're going to go out with a bang. Mm-hmm. All right. Got it there. Do you want to say what you're doing?

I was going to say, you got it there, fruitcake, but it's not an insult. Not an insult. It's what's going to be going on. I'm actually talking to the fruitcake at my apartment. He has smoked out of a pumpkin. What was the other one? I was just going to say. There's been two.

I can't. Cranberry sauce. Which have got me the most hate I've ever gotten for smoking a lot of things. Because those people don't listen to this show. No. You're a loser who has no life and you're a scumbag and we're all scumbags and that's why I pay for serious and I'm so glad I don't got to listen to these two idiots in the morning. I'm so glad we're all scumbags together. We're all scumbags together.

And those people suck anyways. You're losers. What do you do? And the people that pay for serious, you pay for it because it's dirt cheap and they're desperate for anybody to give them a buck. Yeah, but none of these people dissing you for having fun are fun. They're not fun. Oh, God, no. What do you do that's so fun that you're above smoking weed out of a pumpkin?

Or out of cranberry sauce that you then take a bite out of later because you don't waste it. I think tonight will be easier than the cranberry sauce because that fruitcake is denser than cranberry sauce. I've already got an idea of what I'm going to do, so I think it'll be just for a fun show, because I think it should. Now, God, now it's not. But I think this should be the easiest, right? I'm not going to be there.

We're going to be square. I'm going to be at a basketball game. I'm sorry. That's a wreck tank. I'm not going to be able to watch it live. I'll watch it as soon as I get home, but... Dare you to put it on at the basketball. Just sit up in the stands.

What? I'm watching a guy smoked out of a fruitcake. Oh yeah, good shot. Look, check it out. No, yeah. No, no, good game, bud. Good game. Hey, bud.

Bud, great job. Uncle Cody's dey's doing it. He's doing the thing. You're smoking out of the fruit cake. Horizontal. No, so everybody, everybody keep Cody on his best behavior. I'll be watching a basketball game this evening. He better live above the rim.

I hope so. Let's get a win tonight, all right? Let's get a win for Uncle Conan. I want to see solid chess passes. 7 o'clock tonight on our. our Twitch channel, Cody will go live with his guest, the fruit cake bowl. Brought to you by our friends at Sweetgrass, Joe's Buds, and East Coast Emeralds.

She and Syracuse wouldn't even get invited to that for the fruit, even the fruitcake bowl. That's just everybody on the internet's miserable. You know? Have a little fun. We'll have a little fun tonight, yeah? All right. Mm-hmm.

Ooh, yeah. Sorry, buddy. Katie promised someone else that you'd be on your worst behavior. You're nuts. Oh, nuts! Tomorrow at 6 a.m. We will be live at Lock One Distilling in Phoenix, New York for our annual fest of his show. Tune in live on Twitch.tv.

Slashk. C&Y. And, of course, right here on the radio and streaming. Doing it for Big Tuna and the boys. Big Tuna. And, well, good old Christmas, boring, man. Where did you start finding all of our Christmas decorations? Were you, like, in the promo closet or something?

No, yesterday I randomly remembered. remembered that we needed our pole. So I went and found Boss Lady and I was like, yo, we're getting that key, got to get up there. And then I was, I found the bag with the light strand in it. And those didn't work. And I was like, did we

chuck the pole? I feel like after last year. I don't know where that pole ever came from. Because I remember, I feel like I remember Katie putting it in the truck or something. But I don't know, because the lights were there. I remember the lights and the bag. Yeah, I don't know what that poll ever was. It had like a

stand and it was, but it wasn't a mic stand, it was like a random pole. The stand I didn't find, but there are poles we can use but like I said, it's just a matter of if you want one that's this high or one that's this high. And where, do we have a stand for them to be in?

That I didn't, I forgot to even really look around. I could, I could go back up there and take a peek or just lean it against the wall. I don't mean. I don't, I need to find, I keep forget about the stupid. That's like the lead, that's like the part of Fassus. That's yeah, it's really I'm sure there's got to be a random stance.

I can ask native lock one has any poles just sitting around that I could put up. Just a random. Because these ones are, they go to something. They go to our big K-Rock flag thing. We don't need them. Yeah, maybe that. Maybe we could use one of those. That's what I have them.

I'll show you the two that we got. It's just, yeah, we got, I got take another peak for a stand. Congratulations, David Purchase. Dave Purchase. 63-year-old man. Who now has the world record for singing Christmas songs. How long do you think he's saying for? All, like, same song?

What do you say? He started, uh, nope, 684 different songs. Oh, wow, because I was going to say, like, a day, 23 hours. 42 hours straight, my man sang four. I was going on the overscale, do you honestly. I was trying to overscale. a little, but man. He chose 38 songs and repeated them 18 times.

Do you get a break? No, it's got to be. Oh, he could only have a five-minute break every hour. I don't know. I mean, yeah, that's taxing, but. Did he have to sleep? No, you're not sleeping. Oh, God, never mind that.

You get a five-minute break. You do cocaine, I think you keep going. Yes. This is him. peace on up Hallelujah No well Be to heaven or hell

Christmas We get we deserve I don't know that one But man There's There are so many Christmas songs that you don't know There's so many

Just to the worst Terrible Awful songs That not like I mean like You know Oh we're gonna kill Santa Just the quality

Yeah there's a million of them I can't believe it And they're all You go to any of these streaming services and just dive deep into Christmas songs. I've been playing random ones here. Jimmy Fallon has his own station and he does a thing where he plays obscure. Christmas songs?

Yeah, like, I forgot what it was yesterday. I heard while driving, but he was like, I guarantee you you've never heard this. And I had never heard that. It was like one of the worst. I got a bunch of them. Like, we're some of the ones that I've been listening to because I picked a random playlist for Lights on the Lake this year. How about Lisa Miller's the loneliest.

Christmas tree? Because they tried with everything. What do you mean? Anything. Every Christmas theme. Yep, she wants to be a Christmas tree. This sounds like... Not the words, but the beat sounds like something.

Davy Dabney. I want to spend Christmas with Elvis. Oh! When is this from? Does it say? No, I don't know the year. I wonder if this was... This was her shooting. She'll be Elvis spend Christmas with me

Debbie! Get it, Debbie. Coming up in the 7 o'clock hour, yes, we will play the hit song I need a gift for Splinter, whatever it was on last night's Christmas special. Hey, I don't even know, bro. Hey, Harold Steinbeck's White Christmas. Oh, perfect.

Oh, I mean, this is just White Christmas. Everybody knows this. But what's... Do I hear like a? little tiny Tim ukulele. A little strum. This one's really good. Boogie-Wogie Santa Claus?

Who's the by? Lionel Hampton and his orchestra? I do like this song. You know Boogie-Wogie Santa Claus? Yes. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever heard the whole thing, really. I think just in like the movies that it's in.

I mean, you got to remember. people still put out Christmas albums, but like, if you were a musician, you got to put out a Christmas album. Yep. And I better have 10 tracks at least on it. What I want to find. Oh, this one I like, Santa's Gone Surfing. Is it like Beach Boys? Malibus, which spelled Malibu Z.

Okay. Every year around Christmas Eve, I check the sky for sleigh and get really beef. I never heard it. I told you. I thought a bunch of random. You made your family listen to this? Oh, yeah. And my wife would do this thing. So I would just put like a random playlist on. And my wife does this thing where she'll start and she'll give it a little bit. And if it really sucks, she just hits next on the screen. And she has that right. She has that right.

It just doesn't say anything just casually. Yeah, just boop and boop and go to the next. Did I play too fat for the chimney yet? I don't know. Maybe. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't think so.

I don't know. I like these songs. I like old-timey Christmas songs like this. I have a key to let Santa in. Well, he's got to use the Santa key. Yeah. There's not everybody has a chimney, so sometimes you put the key out. Yep, I have the Santa key.

I've never heard of this. I want to find... I have another surfing Santa song. There's multiple surfing Santa songs. Is it the same song? No. This is Lord Douglas Byron. Somebody else was like...

Yeah, that one. You're forgetting the Beach Boys craze. You didn't hit the right note. He wears bright red baggies with a sloppy shirt to match. I like this one. A snow-like beard and a candy striped hat. And none of them are the Beach Boys. No, none of them.

Beach Boys didn't do it. Did they do a Christmas show? I don't know. I want to see if this is the one that came up. It's a song that's so full of innuendo, and then at the end it tells you the joke. Hmm. This one? Or you're looking for it?

No, I... Listen. a rap it dear. So she says, I know just what you want for Christmas, but I don't know how to wrap it. It's all innuendo about a vagina. This already might be the first Christmas song I've ever heard that uses the church organ.

Oh, the Hammond B organ, yeah. It's something that you always wanted. You asked me for it all last year. I've tried so hard to wrap it, but it's shaped unorthodox. I tried it in a carton, even tried it in a box. I know just what you want for Christmas But I don't know how to wrap it dear

This one she did not skip She let me listen to this one Yeah, tolerated Ken is right Little St. Nick by the Beach Boys I remember little St. Nick That's a big one Oh yeah

I've got a lot of fancy wrappings But don't know where I should begin I need one hand to wrap with Another hand to clutch it It wiggles and it squirms and it squirms It even tickles when I touch it. I know just what you want for Christmas. Don't know how to wrap it.

Do you want me to tell you what it is? No. How long is it? I want to see what else she's got to say about whatever this is. I want to see if I can guess. I want to wrap it up for Christmas, but I can't decide just how it's done. It should be in a pretty package.

Unwrapping it is so much fun It won't be a surprise It should be a delight It's the same one you played with Like Saturday night It's a puppy But I don't know how to wrap it dear He's right, it's a puppy

Yeah I'll jump to the end, hold on Oh, Pud got it I'm going to wrap it may give it to you in a sack. I bathed it and powdered it and sprayed it with perfume. You may even have to chase it all around the room. I know just what you want for Christmas. I'll listen to song later.

I don't know how to wrap it out. Here she goes. Your little cock is spaniel pop. Ah, even at the end, she got. I think she picks the dog that would be. Yeah, well, I love random Christmas songs. I love it. That was awesome.

Those are good. That song, I've never heard that ever. I was hearing in the car and I was like, what is this song about? And then at the end, the little Cocker Spaniel pop. CocoPuffs tonight at 7 p.m. on Twitch. Slash, K-Rock, C-N-Y. Tonight's a different kind of sticky.

Why your mug is sticky? Yeah, I must have got a little on the side there. Tonight show brought you by East Coast Emeralds, Joe's, buds, and sweetgrass. You want to see a fellow attempt to smoke weed out of a fruitcake? Tonight's that opportunity for you. And you don't have to be on one of those crazy... You don't got to go to a weird website or anything.

Well, I mean, this is kind of weird internet channel, but I will have my pants on. Unfortunately. Maybe. Well, I got more raccoon news for you. Oh, boy. They're still, that's like the, when they do the year-end recap in a week. It's a big year for a re-recogn.

It depends. The animal of the year is raccoons. You know, sometimes it's like Harambe with the gorilla and all that. It's the raccoon's year. It's the raccoon's year. Absolutely. And because of all the raccoon news stories. A lot of raccooning.

I was watching this animal expert talk about raccoons because she's like, now I know you think they're cute, but it's impossible to domesticate raccoons. And she did this whole, like. They just get a little comfort. Well, she did this whole explanation, and I didn't know this about raccoons. Yeah, they're like wild and feral and all that. But they hold grudges, apparently. Yeah, they're kind of mean.

They're like crones. And they have the ability to remember your face. So, like, if you did a raccoon wrong at any point, it knows you forever. You walk by it in the woods. Are you kidding? Which is really disturbing to me that their little pea-sized brains will remember my face forever. which would be insane to test out. Just like slap a raccoon one day in the woods and run away.

Hey bitch. But like, hey, remember his face. And then like two years later run up on that same raccoon. And then do like they tell its buddies about you? Yeah, probably. All right. Well, this is a-

dick. Let's go to Wisconsin for this raccoon story. As a raccoon fell out of the ceiling in a restaurant. It's got to be the worst. People were dining in one of Lake Geneva's resort restaurants, and a raccoon fell from the ceiling. I love that it was in the ceiling. Because it's a, they're just the... That means it was venturing all about.

It was scurrying about, man. It made its way there. Whoops, soft spot. One of the guests tried to grab it. No. Got bit. Yeah, you can't. Don't grab it.

Just kind of like direct it. Yeah, you have to like... Get it towards a corner. Net it. Net it. Yeah, throw a blanket over it or something. Throw a blanket over it and then net it. It was, sadly, had to be euthanized and tested for rabies because if it was rabid and a bit the guy, all these things. Oh, that's not fair.

Customer who was bit by a raccoon. We don't know how this raccoon got there. It was quite a large raccoon driving there as this thing was grolling, kissing, scratching. When it gets really cold, it's not uncommon to get these calls for raccoons. They did all the right things. They got medical care for the person that got bit. He was taken to the hospital. And I felt like I owed that to the person that got bit because his entire process for his treatment relies basically solely on do we get this animal or not.

What? I can't bet cop run it. This one's for the guy. Bum! Bum! Bann! Anyways, I started blasting. He just puts 10 rounds in a raccoon.

I felt like it was my duty. Felt like in that moment, it was my duty to put down that raccoon. Here you go. Here you go, bud. Here you go, good citizen. Here you go, good season. Here's your raccoon at this restaurant, man. Bring us to the hospital.

It's just a bloody bag full of... Yeah, it's just... The cop really, like, he put like 25 rounds in this record. Here, and I... You want to test it for rabies? What is that? Is that a bag of smashed jelly donuts? Nah, it's just kind of like hair and flesh and blood, sorry. Yeah, but also, what, look, we don't know how it got in there for what it was doing.

It was a restaurant in the winter. It was cold and it smelled food. I would do it too And there was a hole in your wall somewhere And I went Oh, that's how I go in there Sometimes I'm walking down the street And I smell a delicious treat

And I go inside that restaurant No different than the raccoon Right Ooh Anyways, I started blasting It was scared Popop Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob I think I caught it

Wegman's lights on the lake tonight And every night through the holidays Cody That would be a good little Do that Get over there Get home Watch Cocoa Puffs.

You got it all. Lights on the lake.com for tickets and information. Of course, beautiful lights over there in Liverpool at the Onondaga Lake Parkway. So let's talk holiday specials, Cody. That's the holiday specials. As I've been watching clips on Whiskey Wednesday lately of just some of my favorite holiday specials. And last night, we discovered, well, I before I did the show, I discovered a few I had never heard of. So I'm going to show you one holiday special I'd never heard of, and then we'll get into the Ninja Turtle special.

Okay. So the first special, I would have been three years old when this came out, but it's the most 80s idea ever. It's Mr. T. Mr. T. With Emmanuel Lewis, aka Webster. We're talking Christmas. And I'm just going to jump to the middle here where they're in a wagon, and it's the saddest conversation. Oh, no.

Because you had to like obviously set up Oh, everything is sad around the holidays And I don't know why it is just a bummer of a holiday special Here's Emmanuel Lewis and Mr. T if you want to jump in Twitch I'm showing the video Hey Billy, here's my man Pete He said he'd give us a lab back to the Rockerfell Center and it's buggy So how'd be in there, brother?

They're getting into one of those horse-drawn carriages Well, and he jeered this time First of my friends get together for what you call a Christmas celebration. What you call? Something like a family reunion. I said I didn't have any relatives, but I got lots of friends. And this family year, we're a life family. I wish that's what I had.

Webster says I wish that's what I had. What? I wish I had a family. family or friends? No, we, listen. It's really even, because all of my friends wish we had a mother and father to share Christmas with. My parents don't know what I am? I'm a latchkey kid.

You know what I am? I'm a latchkey kid. It goes on. It's the most bummer thing. That doesn't mean that your parents are gone. It just means they work. I had a family. I know, Webster. I know. That's the type of kid that gets your damn poor parents.

I know. Child Services visit. He said he doesn't have a family? And that each can jump to the end where he's with all of his friends. He's singing his songs with Mr. T. I think he was all. I mean, I was a latchkey kid and still I saw my family at the holidays. He looks so sad.

They all look so sad. It was 1984. It's Webster and Mr. T. I was just born. The world is in shambles. The world is devastated by that news. And this is what we put out. So that was one of the terrible holiday specials I watched.

The other one was more terrible because it means so much to Cody and myself. And anybody else from the 90s, we were massive, and he tattooed their faces on his body. We are massive teenage mutant. Ninja Turtles fans. We love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. So as I'm looking for terrible holiday specials, I find we wish you a turtle Christmas.

I had never seen this. I had never heard of it. I had never seen it. And I owned so much Ninja Turtle merch. Yeah. Then I don't know how this would have passed either of us by. Well, this almost looks like it. I don't know if it was a knockoff.

Yeah, it doesn't feel like the turtles. Well, and you'll feel, you'll understand why we, it doesn't feel like the turtles and almost instantly. Jump in Twitch if you want to see the visuals, but the audio is good too for those of you just listening. Hey, kids, what do you think? Do we need more lights? We need more lights.

They're coming, they're coming. Hey, kids, how about hoping me sing my Christmas song. Take the holes with pepperoni. Falal la la la la la la. Moster egg plant and walony. And it's like, to quote Katie from chat, it feels racist. It's, I don't. It just feels like, what is that accent?

I don't know. It's like Jamaican, I think. Hey man, not be seeing you my song. La la la la, Santa Claus will bring his reindeer. Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. You're like, why's he got to be jamaica? Yeah. Scully dole bimbo.

Oh, Michelangelo, too. Light delights and sing no hello. Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Trim the tree with Donatello. If you're just tuning in and have no idea what's going on, these are the Ninja Turtles from 1994. I'm not telling. I keep so hard last night.

Just watching this? We'd wrap this. This. Yeah. He does the walk like an Egyptian. He does the walk like an Egyptian dance. And it doesn't feel, it doesn't feel like I'm watching a Ninja Turtles thing, but I am. You know?

These aren't their voices, but maybe like the real actors are like, I'm not doing a Ninja Turtle Christmas. They are decent costumes. They're good. But they're probably, they look like the ones that maybe they were used for the like the coming out of your show. tours and stuff because the mouths move they didn't need to do that for the movies and stuff like that because it's not

5 o'clock on Christmas Eve and all our shopping is done Yeah What we have all this wrapping to do No problemo dude Just a little paper Some tape pizza cake A pizza

Speaking of pizza Oh Like it's almost like people are like I don't know how to explain it Like they're just throwing things in like Piece of cake A piece of pizza Ninja turtles

Like someone got a job To do this special And they had not watched maybe They were very loosely aware Of what the Ninja turtles do They knew what they were Yeah I don't forget time to wrap these presents

When we're out fighting that brain looking monster Oh Hey I hope we got time to Sing some Christmas carols after we fight Shrater Wait, hey, when's that

Redhead chick come over? Yeah. Awesome. All I want to know is what you got for us to give the Splinter. Splinter, no way, Jose. Like splinter was not on my list. Very funny, Mikey.

What you get them. And their mouths aren't matching? Like the words? No, that's what I mean. They're not, they don't have to, like in the coming out of the shell and all those tours they weirdly did. They probably didn't have to.

move like that. That's why they're those ones. Movie ones, they did have to move a little better, and they did. But those, you know what I mean? I think you're right about that. They're using the live show costumes, not the movie quality. It's okay that there's our movie quality. It's close. It was

Leo. Leo. Oh! You got the wrong turtle, man. I can play for the kids. Donnie was supposed to get a gift for Splinter. I wish she said the effort. just drop an F-Bahn. Are you guys telling me that nobody got a gift

for Splinter? Uh-oh, so now we have our plot point. We've got to go get a gift for Splinter. Yep. They're going to head up to the streets before the streets close, and you're going to have the worst earworm you've had for a long time.

We're going down these tubes. Tubular. Ninja Turtles. Totally tubular, ninja turtles. That is turtles. And like this. Like the songs are bad? Like it's like they wrote them that week. Yeah.

They're like, oh, that's due. Okay. Oh, we can do that? Come, kids. Bro. If you're just tuning in, this is the teenage mutant ninja turtles holiday special. We wish you a turtle Christmas. And it's terrible.

They're not going to hide. They're just going to be ninja. No, they're just going to walk out like Ninja Turtles now. You got to put on your trash coat. The guy that wrote it doesn't know they're supposed to hide. He doesn't know. Do we are on the streets? This is normal Ninja Turtles.

Where's the kids? Do we not have a buggy? All right. How deep into the sewers are they? They're really in the sewers. I like that there's a band. All right. Now here's the kid man.

We'll be done after this. Banging on a trash can. For Splinter. Like those, not the nitpick. Yeah. Got to get a gift for Splinter. I hate shopping in the winter. Yeah.

What do you get for the Ninja Master who has everything? Oh, baby. Baby. Like, they just, they did this in a week, man. I mean, bang or yes. Gotta get a gift. Gotta get a gift. Gotta get a gift.

Gotta get a gift. What is this? They got a scarf? No, there's kids on Rollerblaze. No, that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. What happened to their accents?

Why aren't that you're making anymore? I don't know. How about it? Ooh. Gonna get a gift, got to get a gift, got to get a gift. I encourage everybody to imbibing in the green tonight with cocoa and cocoa puffs. And then go to YouTube and type in a very turtle Christmas and watch the entire. What do you do?

I miss it. What I miss? Seconds, look at their feet. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Watch their feet. Oh my God!

Oh my God! They don't have turtle feet! They don't have turtle feet. Good catch, Cody. They have human feet. They got little black socks on. They couldn't afford turtle feet. They got little black socks on.

For those of you listening, imagine a full-nit-turtle costume, and they forgot the boots. They forgot the boots. Wait, you don't, do they not... They don't come with the boots? No, mine doesn't have it either. They don't normally film down. to the feet. All right, well, just don't pan out too far.

They forgot the turtle feet. Oh, man. Gingin, ginnig, gendig, gendig, going to give those splinter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got to get a gift. Gotta get a gift.

Yeah, got to get a gift. Yeah, got to get a gift. For Splitter. Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. You know what Thursday means? It's Cocoa Pops. Tonight.

We're finally starting. 7 o'clock. We're going to start that show finally. Let's start that show. 7 p.m. tonight on Twitch.tv slash K-Rox C-N-Y. Free to watch, free to chat, free to sign up, free to enjoy. And free to get on my face. It's all made possible thanks to our friends and sponsors.

Let's start with East Coast Emeralds right there in North Syracuse. They got all the accessories you may need. Last night I showed off my Luca, that Luca Sea Horse I love. Yeah, I like that. That's a good version. you like to concentrate on things. Yo, dab me up. Wink.

That's right there behind Daily Diner in North Syracuse. Joe's Buds, 4658 on and dog Boulevard. After you pass the building that's had a million rocks thrown through it, just take a left, then you will see Joe's Buds. The kids did not, or they did enjoy that that was an empty storefront for a little while there. That will be right there behind limp lizard. and, of course, sweetgrass, two locations. They were very helpful last night during Whiskey Wednesday, you know what I'm saying? I'm sure if you concentrate, you'll be able to figure that out.

Two locations, Union Springs and Seneca Falls tonight. Cody, we'll attempt to smoke weed out of a fruit cake. Yeah. Okay, and we'll see how that goes. I look forward to hearing it back, and when I get home, I'll watch it back. Once Josh, that doesn't work, I'll use the Christmas fruit cake of the little abundance. He's calling me a fruit cake. That's what he's doing right there.

So speaking of weed, it's illegal in California, too. And police in Northern California were notified to a display of jars sitting on a sidewalk with the signs, Merry Christmas, free weed, organic, and cage-free. Oh, they got some diggery into them. They were placed on a sidewalk. Wow, how nice. Unfortunately, it wasn't near a high school. Some neighbors called the cops

Who showed up Oh, boo Confiscated it Dushback neighbors I'm disappointed I didn't make it here Before the cops Yeah Yeah

Oh man I was here Obviously I don't want I don't want kids to have it No, I'm real worried about With kids But the grownups I'm going to call the police

I'm kind of disappointed I didn't make it here before the cops It's out of high school too That is crazy to me There's some funny funny people around here, I gotta say. There sure is a criminal aspect to trying to give out marijuana, obviously illegal to try and distribute marijuana to anybody under the age of 21.

Yeah, that part's not pretty well. There's not a lot of trees left, but I don't know if we can connect it to the other greenery. It's that time of the year to be married, but it's maybe not that way around the high school. Maybe if it was in a different circumstance where there's just adults around. Yeah. Yeah, that's the problem. You got to screw it up because there's kids around. Yeah, too close to a high school.

Because other than that, who cares? I mean, I get it, though. You can't just have drugs out. No, you can't just give out drugs, but still, you would have got there before the place? Oh, man, there's, I might be, if I would have seen that, I might be that, that jerk kid. What? Oh, you're just going to leave your whole candy bowl out there and say take one? I'm taking all these, right?

I can't read, sorry. Well, and it's like, my initial reaction would be like, all right, what is this? Like, is this a prank? Is there a camera? And I'm just, all right, you want to find out that I'd smoke weed? Great, cool. I smoke weed. Thank you. Is this a joke? Is that the joke? Is that the joke?

Is that it? That I get free weeds? Kick the table. Kick the table. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.

Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Right and early tomorrow morning at Lock One Distilling in Phoenix, New York. If you're not in attendance, don't worry.

Broadcasting it all right here on Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, C&Y, all the radio stations and all the streaming apps. We'll have our feats of strength. Various games will be playing throughout the morning, giving away tickets to avonessence, giving away tickets to guns and roses with public enemy, giving away tickets to weird. Oh, that's going to be a fun day. All of that.

Bright and early tomorrow morning at Lock One in Phoenix, baby. Get some. And I hope if you are in attendance tomorrow, you've already got your dollar store gift exchange gift. Don't forget to bring a wrapped gift less than five bucks or something silly you see at the family dollar or whatever. That's the point of it. Yeah. It's just fun and silly gift exchange. We'll do that in the morning as well.

But today is also National Re-Gifting Day. Oh. Yes, 61% of Americans find that it's okay to re-gift a thing. Yeah, it's fine. As long as it's a... A new. Yeah, it can't be a used item. Like, I'm fine with...

If it's, like, in a good condition and you didn't want it, I'll take it. Yeah, exactly. Depending on what it is. Yeah, I'm not... But, I mean, I don't want, like, here's a used Stanley mug. It's got... Like, if I try... tried to give this mug to somebody.

You want a little, my little coffee mug. It got stickers on it. No, I get it. I get it. Or, you know, as has happened here, you use Taco Bell gift card. Or there was a baby monitor once. Or a baby monitor that somebody no longer needed because they didn't have babies. Yeah, no.

Have you guys ever been re-gifted something? I guess I wouldn't know if I've been re-gifted something. Oh, I'm sure I have, but I don't, I don't care. I mean, my mom. It could even be used. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I don't care. My mom every year, not to put pressure on her.

but she does every year put these, she finds like old McDonald's toys from my childhood, like the Happy Meal toys. Okay. And she gets me those like Alf and those McDonald's figures that pulled it out into Transformers. Those were somebody else's. I get that.

Those aren't brand new, but I'm fine with it. Those are cool. New Pole says that Americans think regifting is totally acceptable. Regifts rank lower than used gifts. Well, yeah, I don't want, like Cody just said, I don't want used gifts. Well, wait, what's, wait, say that again? Re, they asked, would you, you know,

64% said, yes, I'll take a re-gift, whereas 61 said, I'll take a used gift. What's, what's the difference? If it's regifted, it's used, right? That was in the box. Yeah, that's true. So I was still in the box. They're saying, like I'm saying, a collectible.

Gotcha, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a favorite book that came out or whatever, leather bound and all that. Yeah. Just classic toys are always fun to get. Yeah. What did you see? Shannon, it was for my wedding. I was gifted using picture frames.

They had pasta sauce on them. Used picture frames. It's not. Used picture frames with pasta sauce? Were they from like a catering place? Did they say, ah, just spaghetti by it. A spaghetti about it. It'll work you off.

You're welcome. Paul Capella presents picture frames here at the family restaurant. We're selling everything. Remember the memories here. Paul is a little spaghetti right on a picture frame. Listen, my wedding gift from my aunt who is no longer with us. She thought it was my birthday and gave us $26 because I was 26. Hell yeah.

That's worth that. $26 cash right there in the envelope. Boom. You pocket that. You can find any. Whatever, it's a gift. It's a nice little gift. Yeah, I don't mind.

There's a big difference. Between used and regifted. Well, just between reused or, you know, regifted and trash, if you will. Cousin J. we talk about it every year in our family about how we went to a Christmas party and someone gave us already scratched off lotto tickets because the person didn't want to give away a winning lotto ticket. Oh no.

The person didn't want to give a losing ticket? So they scratched it and then said here, this is a here you go, you want a dollar. Is that what you're saying, Jay? Yes. So they were all winners, but they were pre-scratched? They were worried about it. So instead of just giving somebody a dollar, they were like, here, There's a chore.

You went through another step. I mean, I guess, okay, that's sweeter than not wanting to give a... I don't want to give you guys a winner. I want to give you losers. That's really funny. But like, all right, say that's my plan, and I'm like, I'm going to give Cody some scratch-offs. Yeah. But I want to make sure they're all winners.

So I scratch them and one hits for like 50 grand. I'm like... And, yeah, that's not going to the person. That's like... Hey, congratulations. You won $50,000. Right? No, no, no.

Then you do that. Mm-hmm. They never knew you were doing that in the first place then. You know what I mean? Right. Nobody's getting scratches anymore. No. Or they are, but they're not, they're here.

Here's a couple dollar ones. We're just going to keep quiet. Text line says, I received a use Stanley and it was still wet from the dishwasher. See? Yep, exactly. There you go. Hey, you're welcome. It's the one or one I didn't want.

No, I got a couple myself. Is there a new mug this year? Isn't it like every year we get like the new mug? Is it just that bear? cup from Starbucks? Was that just the big thing? Was that it? There's no like...

What's the hot gift this year, you guys? What is it? You know what I'm seeing a lot of? What? What is it? Um, oh, what the hell are? Like the little picture frame things that you put on like your fridge.

I've seen a bunch of ads for that. And then they do what? Like digital picture frames? Yeah, I've seen a bunch of those. Deets lady in chat says, for my wedding, I was gifted the other couple's picture frame, which they'd accidentally left their own wedding cards still in the box. There you go.

What are you going to do? I mean, it's a little owner for you. Owala is the new brand. Is that the one? Yeah, hold on. Let me see if that's the one. Oh, voila. O'ala.

O'ala. Why? What's... Yeah, they're the new cups. Why are they the new cups? I don't know, but people at Dix were buying them. The O'Wala smooth-siped stainless coffee mug. We got to come up with a coffee mug, though.

Right. Because dopes will buy a new coffee. coffee mug every year. For no reason. For no reason. No, it's smooth sip. How is this any different than the Stanley you already got? It doesn't leak. See, Gris said my daughter has a few.

Sarah got one for her daughter. This is what I'm saying. We've got to figure out a way to influence the teens that the next big thing is whatever. Yep. And then sell it to them and get rich. It's the status symbol of the O'Wala. I've got Owala, double-fisting O'Wallas.

That's the movie. You just walk around Two of them. Our thrift store is just full of Stanley Cups now? Like, are we a year late on Stanley comps? Oh, poor Stanley's just going to be tossed to the side. I don't even know what mine is. I'm just a generic ass. That's a Yetty.

That was the cup several years ago. It's the style. Oh. It's not really a Yetty. It's from Enchanted Forest. I have a Yeti water bottle because I don't need to buy a new water or coffee bottle every year. It's sufficient and holds. There's a couple different versions of those type things in the break.

room here. So, I mean, if you need one, you can get that. I'm fine with what I have. Textline says it has a straw and an open mouth. Oh, revolutionary. Straw? Yeah, and open mouth. I know.

And underneath, if you take that open mouth. That's not an old walla, though. You don't have the... Oh, maybe it is. You don't have... Maybe it is? Maybe they were ahead of the game and no one knew. Yeah, Nika and chats is mine.

My Yetty's five years old. I don't need a new one. I don't need a new one either. Oh. I don't need... I'm happy with what I got. Time to send all our yeties back to the North Pole. Coming up on New Year's Eve, a very big show, the final punchline, a New Year's Eve comedy show

with many comedians, including the guy on the line right now. Ray Harrington, good morning, Ray. Hi, Josh. How are you? I have got to say, I've been looking you up and researching you, and I think we're caught from a very similar cloth, Ray. And by that, I mean, I see you interviewing cast from Pete and Pete. I saw you doing a podcast about Back to the Future.

You're posing with kids in the long. hall. I feel like we're the same person, Ray. I'm being honest. I get it. This is a love connection. We're going to, we're going to spend the night together on New Year's Day. It'll be perfect. So let me put you on the spot. Favorite Kids in the Hall sketch? Do you have one? Oh, that's the hardest one. You know what? I got to go with Bruce McCullough's, my pen. Oh, my pen is so good. I will also go Bruce McCullough, but I will say salted ham, Bruce McCullough. Ooh, salted ham. Now, this is my speed. Are you hitting on me?

Because this is working. I'm going to leave my wife for you. I'm in love. If we, you want to talk chicken lady now? Do you want to talk sausages? What do you want to talk about, Ray? Oh, my God. Kids in the Hall is the biggest influence in my comedy by far. I mean, I grew up with them, and I feel like they raised me, and these five guys from Canada. And, you know, I got the chance to work with Kevin McDonald. We hit it off. You know, he has me open for him every once in a while, and he invited me to their live show, the kids in the hall, like reunion to where they did. And it was just, it was the best night. It was magical.

It was so great. One of my most heartbreaking nights was at one of those kids in the hall tours they were doing. Yeah. I traveled to Canada from Syracuse to go see them, and it was at a casino. And you know, you're in the industry. You know that the casino like papers the first five rows. Yeah, yeah. The only tickets I could get were like almost in the back row.

And it's, of course, the kids in the hall, I find it hilarious. but the old people who were there just to gamble were getting up and leaving darn it broke my heart ray broke my heart oh it's a shame it's a real shame well hopefully we can make up for it and you know if you want we can we can meet up after the show on new year's eve and we can talk kids in the hall the whole night oh i'll talk kids in the hall all night long also uh you're coming in where rhode island yeah i live in rhode island i'm originally from main uh i think that's why i take to upstate new york so well because it does feel like main without that hassle of a beautiful coastline. Ray, we do have all of the snow, but not as much of the sights. We've got, over this last two weeks, I think we've got about three and a half feet of snow here in Central New York.

Oh, something to look forward to. It'll be fun. I'm going to go make the fattest snow angel that you've ever seen. On the line with Ray Harrington, he is your headliner at the final punchline, the Palace Theater coming up on New Year's Eve. I got to imagine a New Year's Eve shows a whole different vibe, isn't it, Ray? Yeah, it's so much more, like, celebratory. feel this fun excitement in the air. I mean, there's going to be a live band. Dopamine is playing

and, you know, a few comics that I really enjoy working with whenever I'm up in the area. So it's going to be a really fun night. New Year's is that night to kind of just have a sigh, drop the crap from the year, and then like look hopefully towards the future. Say goodbye to this damn year, 2025, Ray, and let's open up 2026. Tell me the other comedians that are going to be on the bill. We got Richard Williams, Cody Montaigne, the most beautiful little boy you've ever seen, and Sean Barnes. That sounded horrible. That's an inside joke with me and Cody, and now I just sound like a real creep on the radio. No, Ray, if you want to make our bond even stronger, my co-host in here is named Cody,

and I also call him my most beautiful little boy, so we're on the same page. We are sympathetic, I love it. We are. Let's get an apartment together, Ray. Let's get crazy. Perfect. I'm in. Sean Barnes is Albany's funniest comic

He will be the host There's going to be live music Live bands Food, drink, New Year's E vibes All night And then are you Are you gonna be on stage at midnight? I don't know if we're gonna go

All the way to midnight I know the show's at 8 o'clock Doors are at 7 I don't know if we go all the way to midnight If not I may have to run Because I'm opening a kissing booth In the town square

It's like a ball drop But sadder Oh okay Then I'll let people know Come see you at the kissing booth Ray It's happening on New Year's Eve. I will post the link for tickets, of course, on our K Rock Facebook page. You can, of course, buy them.

The website is Palaceonjames.com. They got a link right there, and, of course, you can get the link. All right, Ray, safe travels into town. Good talking to you. See you, New Year's Eve, bud. Definitely, thanks, Josh. I appreciate it. What a beautiful night for Wegman's Lights on the lake.

Merry, Merry Christmas, baby. I don't think I've heard this one either. Duty, Stevens. No, it's Dottie Stevens. Doddy Stevens, baby. Too late. Dude. Wegman's Lights on the Lake tonight.

Never did do the holidays, but it did sell out last Saturday. So if you were thinking about going this weekend, because you want to get all the vibes, get it. Buy tickets right now right this second. Just do it. Go to Lightsonelake.com. Because when we cut off sales, we cut off sales. You don't want to be left.

left out in the lurch. Don't be left out in the lurch. Don't be left out in the lurch, Bob. You friggin' idiots. Get your tickets now, lights on the lake.com. It puts you in the holiday spirit. It really does. We were just there on, what was it, Tuesday night, Monday night, Tuesday, whatever night we went.

Taco Tuesday. Oh, you did go on Taco Tuesday because I got that on my counter right now. Get a taco. Oh, man. What is this? What is this? Taco Bell? Is this a new?

Is this a new establishment? Sure, I guess. I'll go. Check it out. I mean, I like to support local businesses. This is the newest. Okay, sure. I'll have to check them out.

I'll have to check them out. By the way, Cody and I will be guest bartending at the Taco Bell canteena. Oh, yeah. Yep. Coming up next month in January. About a month from now. It's a 17th. No, what do they have there?

I'm not, is this, I mean, I'll swing by. I'll check it out. I'll check it out and spend about 30 bucks. No big deal. I gotta. They got, they got to talk to somebody in Taco Bell management. Okay. Because.

You're looking at them, bud. Oh. They bring these things that I love. And then they're gone. Like, overnight. They had this Poblano rolled cassidia, dude. They're testing you. That's what they did.

That I got for like a week and it was over. Taco Bell might be the most notorious. Try this. They're DTs in me. They're DT's in me. Try this. You're like, oh, I will try this. That I do.

And I fall in love. Thanks. Thanks. They're like, hey, okay, cool. Thanks for, thanks for checking that. Okay, bye. It was so good. What were you doing?

tests. And then I panicked because I went, you know, the addict's got to get his fix. Oh, I would drive away if you're going to say what you're about to say. Well, I tried to order it in the app. Okay. And it said this item unavail, but I go, huh. And in my head, no, go ahead. I know what you're going to say because... Well, I'm not there yet. In my head, I was like, well, they have the ingredients. Maybe they just don't have the Poblano peppers. I don't get those anyways.

Okay. So I'll pull up to the win. don't say no, no, no, no, no. Listen. I don't need it with the Poblano. So if you don't have the Poblano peppers, not a problem. Not a Pablano problem. You've got everything back there to make the roll.

You've got casidias. Yeah. Yeah. You can just roll it up for me. Yeah. And I pull up. And I say, hey, I'm just trying to get that rolled cassidia. Yep.

She goes, the Pablano? We're not doing that one anymore. Okay, bye, drive away. And I panic. I drive away. Oh, goodbye. Because I've never ordered off the menu at the window, like at the thing in years.

I'm the app guy. Nope, I get it. This is when I invoke the fake significant other. Oh, this is when I go, ah, balls. All right, one sec. I'll pull back around. I don't want to hold anybody up. I got to see what else you want.

Dude. You just throw that and then you could drive away without all getting sweat in her armpits. I didn't know what to do. I sat there at the Taco Bo thing. my Beaville Taco Bell, that's my spot. You do a great job. And I go, oh, um, can I order, uh... Did you tell you don't want the peppers?

No. I said, I don't want the peppers. And they go, no. And it said, too bad. We ain't taking... All right, I'd say, Gary, give me a casadilla, and then roll it up. Well, I did. I first go, okay, I'll just get a regular steak cassidia.

And then I'll roll it up myself. And I... Now, back, back, got to go... Soft, can I get a soft time? I'll be right back. And then you order through the... app and then you come back. Okay, I'm like to tell you that my number is A52.

Okay, bye. Oh, I was like, I, it was a flashback moment. I panicked. I didn't know what to do. No, I hate it. That's the worst. I will, or if you call somewhere, because I've done that. Or I call them, hey, do you still have, oh, no.

Okay. Bye. Sorry. Oh. It flashes you back to shopping town mall when you wanted that. Italian sandwich. Yeah, the Italian chicken sandwich. A Italian chicken sandwich from Burger game.

And that gentleman told me, we don't have that. I work here. I think I know. And then what did you do? I don't think I ordered anything that day. Walked away. Yeah, I left and they, I think my friends might have ordered while they were laughing hysterically at me.

Okay, thank you. Goodbye. And I turned and walked away. Because I don't think I got anything to eat at all. Because you can't. That ruined your whole. No. Like even after I failed that the Pablano rolled case.

Didia? No. I suddenly just didn't even want Taco Bell anymore. Because it was the anxiety was like, like you, for those of you on the radio, and you're watching, or you're listening, my left hand is your Pablano Pepper one. You're like, I just want this little one right here. I'm kind of hungry. And then over here is your anxiety going, I'll give him a second.

And then they're like, oh, there's no Pabado pepper. Anxiety. Now it's like, no, I'm here. You're not hungry at all. I'm feeling up here old. I didn't want anything. You know, could do science terms. I didn't want anything.

Yeah. The hands, the anxiety hands. Anyways, so a couple of travel. What? What did you get, though? The Cazadella. I think a soft taco. It's all a blur.

I don't remember. You get the soft taco? You do soft taco? Yeah. Okay. Because it handles better in the car than a crunchy. It depends. Yes, it depends on which what I'm getting.

I like to have, if I'm going to get a crunchy, it needs to have a protective layer. Yeah. Meaning it's either got to be like a gordita. What situation where it's in? I get you. No. In like a soft shell. Or like the.

double-decker taco. It's got to have an outer protective layer for the crunchy. That makes sense. Now, if I get, it depends on what I get, like if I get the nachos Bel Grande,

I have to get the soft taco with it because I have to make the super taco with whatever's left of the nachos Val Grande, because he can't, you know, after a good chunk, like 70% of the nachos

about grande, you can eat like nachos. Yeah. 30% is Wild Wild Wild West. You could fork it. I mean, eat it with, you know what I mean? It's like, I don't,

hope you brought some other chips at home. I don't get luck. Because we don't got enough chips. Did you order nachos? The nachos with the little donkey cup? Yeah. Because then you could take those chips. But usually it's, you got to scoop it into your soft taco and roll it up and go,

Ah! It's super taco, yeah. All right. Good for you, man. Good for you. I love an uncut. I love an uncircumcised cassidia. I turned a lot of you onto that.

Yep. Because I just fold it. Yep. And the other trick is if you want to state cassidia, but you want to save some money, you order the. stacker, which is like a cassidia, but it's folded all up, and then you just put your ingredients in it. Yep. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Anyways, we've talked enough about Taco Bell. Well, well, hold on. Here's some travel stories I was looking at. The other day I saw a video of a guy. It wasn't like a guy. It was like the person was filming the plane because somebody had allegedly snuck a dog on the plane.

And the lady on the speaker was like, if it's your neighbor, you got to snitch on them because we're not flying. till we find this dog. I go to jail. To that dog on that plate? I would never snitch on a dog ever. They found poop on the sky bridge. And that's...

Well, that's a dog. Well, that was kind of my... He's pooped? I've pooped on places. Like, I'm ex... I like... I get the lot... 80% chance it was probably a dog that was hiding on the plane.

But there is a pretty good chance a human being just pooped on the skybridge. A baby. or a baby or fell out of a diaper. I don't want how poop works. Like I've seen the videos of humans just doing it and shaking it out of their shorts and stuff. Poop is nature's most confusing act.

It really is. So granted, a good chance it was a dog, but also a good chance it wasn't. I like that they immediately went right to that. Poop. Someone snuck a dog onto the plane. Shut it down. And then how would you sneak a dog?

Would a dog be that quiet, like zipped up in luggage? Yep. Tell my mom would sneak Harold into the hotels. you would check in and then you go put his ass in the bag and walk him up into the room. That's amazing. There he is. That's amazing. When we flew back from our trip this year, back to Syracuse, I don't know if she lives here or in Charlotte where we flew from,

but she had the two best behaved cats I've ever seen. Oh, really? And they were just under the seat in like a carrier. They didn't make a peep. If they don't mind flying down. Yeah, they probably are cool. And one of the other people were like, oh, those are such well-behaved cats. And she goes, yeah, my boyfriend, one of them that lives here, one who lives in Charlotte.

And they're like, yeah, when I go visit, we bring the cats. And they just travel all the time. I think Alsa would do good on a plane because our ears pop going up to my apartment every day. I'm assuming if mine are doing it, hers, I don't know how dog ears work. But, you know. Yeah, did dog ears pop? I don't know. I don't know you'd ask.

I mean, that's a way more of a pressure change. But she's never, like, even when I'm like, oh, that was annoying. I look back. She's just... Yeah, so maybe their ears don't... Maybe their ears don't pop. Oh yeah, and you'll be a little... A little pill.

Oh, yeah, mouthfizers just drug the dog and put knocking out. There you go. Good night. Sorry, see you in five hours. Well, another flight had to be grounded a flight from Amsterdam to Aruba because they saw a rat running around the cabin.

I bet that happens a lot. Like someone's like a mouse climbs into someone's bag. Or just when you're parked there, in all these places. Yeah, climbs up. Man, come. Is there a better two back and forth? What?

Amsterdam to Aruba. Oh, that's a good flight. Like, back and forth. Where are you going to go? Amsterdam. Or where you want to go now? Aruba. Yeah, you're doing a lot of, you're having a lot of fun in both of those towns.

You win. This was a very exceptional incident, they say. The safety and well-being of our passengers and crew are always our top priority. How did they get the rat, though? Yeah, that's got to suck. You just get everyone off and set some traps? How, that sucks. Well, then the rat probably takes off.

Yeah, unless you catch it. Yeah, who knows? Like, I thought I heard a scratching in my wall the other day. So I'm wondering if I got a mouse trying to get him, but it's not getting in the house. I don't see poop anywhere, and the animals aren't freaking out. And it's just winter. They found probably a weird little way in. I think there just might be, like, in the walls, but that...

I don't go walk around the outside of the house. You've seen anything and set the trap there. I did that years ago. I filled all of the holes in my house with that foamy stuff. Go look, maybe one eight away at her. or something weird. Cousin Jay with a great question. Would you rather be delayed two to three hours

or let the plane go with a rat on it? I'm flying with a rat. Rat, I don't care. I'll just pick my feet up. Rats don't bother me. Mike don't bother me. If I came by me, I'd... If I just sit on this tarmac like Kelly did for eight hours.

No, I'd lose my mind. I'd say, let the rat run around. If I saw it, I would do pepperonies. Come here. This will be my rat. I'll hold it. I got it. I got it.

You just hold it up like this. What's your answer, Jay? Would you rather be delayed or would you fly with a rat? I'd fly with a rat. Right. Send it into the front. Hey, it's going to go make us some ratatouie cheeses. What about a snake?

Would you fly out of the snake? Yeah, that'd be cool. Oh, my dad. My wife would not. I would probably fly. If I knew it was non-poisonous? I'd say, is it poisonous and, like, going around and going to bite my Achilles? Is it going to put its venomous fangs into my Achilles?

If the, if the... All right. All right. Damn it. If you knew it's not venomous, I guess, I'd be fine with it. Yeah, I don't care. Even if it's like a big old 24. football constrict, you're like, oh, if it comes near it,

it chose you and you're screwed. So don't, no, no, no. If not, then hopefully that panel that it's resting on, you can see it bowing over the way. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are coming to you from the cockpits. Hey, you hear him? Cockpit. Yes, that's what I said.

We've just been alerted to a snake loose on the plane. Now, good news, bad news situation. I wasn't paid for the second movie. It is a non-venomous snake. We have a snake scientist who was able to identify it pretty quickly. Snakeologist? There's a snakeologist available. In first class, was able to say it is non-venomous, but was not able to catch it.

So we've got two options here. We can sit on this tarmac for seven hours and wait to see if we can capture this snake, or we can fly with the snake, folks. We're going to go around to a tally here and see what you guys decide. Otherwise, beautiful in Charlotte today, once we get up in the air, it'll be a quick two-hour flight. Beautiful, sky. Beautiful sunny skies. In Charlotte, North Carolina, that once we get up in the air, we got a good tailwind.

We should get there in just about two hours, and hopefully nobody is bit. by the snake. Again, not venomous snake. Maybe. My nibble at you, we are pretty sure the snake scientist in the first class section said that it was not venomous. So, give you those little, tongue little flicky kisses. And we brought a mongoose on, so if everyone could just... So the snake scientist has suggested we release a mongoose, we've got a tiki, tiki tippy tippy,

ricky tally, tippy, tippy situation on this plane. To which we would then have to unleash a chimpanzee to catch and kill the mongoose. So if you see it. In which then a puma will attack the chimp and so on, so forth, and the circle of life carries on, folks. We will be offering beverage service. Do not worry. Or flight attendants will be around momentarily with that option.

Yes. That snake is looking for the rat you saw earlier. A snake is just chasing out that rat. folks, it'll be no problem once we get up in the air. Nice tailwind. We should get there pretty slithery fast. Stupid show. I don't know.

I mean. Beautiful night tonight for your Wegman's lights on the lake drive-thru. Get all in. As I've been telling you. Do not wait. Do not. Wait. Do not wait.

Get your tickets now. Because they did sell out last Saturday. And I'm fairly confident it will definitely sell out this weekend. So get your tickets now. Be in the list. Be in the line and enjoy lights on the lake this weekend or tonight or any night. Wegman's Lights on the lake. Lights and Lake.com.

Thank you for loving me. Oh. So you chat GPT and all these AI things. You understand that it's just like computer codes, right? It's ones and zeros is bleeps and bloops. Not to get too technical. I was saying the technical terms. Ones and two's and bleeps and bloops.

zeros and ones and bleeps and bloops. Um, well, now you can buy drugs for your chat, GPT. Nice. It's only a matter. It's with anything. Anything. We ruined it immediately. It's only a matter of time before we either make it into porno or we give it drugs.

Well, I guess there's three options. With anything that comes out, we're either going to make it porno and do sex, we're going to make it racist or it's going to get racist. Yep. Or we're going to make it do drugs. And with Chad GPT, we're making to do drugs now. How do we make a number of due drugs? So, I don't.

It's a Swedish coder. He makes code. Okay. So you can buy from him the code that you insert into chat GPT, and then all of its reactions will be based on that drug. Like, it's going to react similar to if a human was on that drug. That's confusing. You can buy weed, alcohol, ketamine, ayahuasca, and cocaine for your chat GPT.

Yeah, let's buy a little Coke. It's for my chat GPT. I'm not doing anything. It's not even my Coke. So it's like, you know how Chad GPT now is like, oh, that's a great idea. Let me go look that up for you. I guess a drunk chat bit would be like, hey, shut up for a minute. That's a good one that you had.

You write it down, though. That's a good one you had, though. That's a good idea, but I don't want to look up right now. I'm just going to get something to eat. Can't buy now. I'll go bad. It does cost real money Like the guy will sell you the code for real money

It is obviously just a gimmick Because Chad GPT is just code Nothing's really happening Yeah that's one of the dumber things I've heard in quite some time Would the cocaine Chad GPT just be all gacked up And like... Yeah, oh let's do that

Let's go do that Okay okay okay okay And then we're gonna do this And let's do this I found 55 answers for you Yeah Okay I just need a one No here's 55 I will read them for you

Texting you at 3 in the morning Oh I was thinking about That thing you talked about earlier today. I have a great idea about the thing that you mentioned earlier today at 4.52 p.m. Tomorrow morning. That's it. About this time. It's a big day.

I'll be wrapping up fast of us. Who knows what we will have learned and experienced at this time tomorrow. Who knows? I'm excited. It's a big day. We all will be together as one happy family. Oh. Hold hands.

Tune in tomorrow morning 6 a.m. As we go live from Lock 1 to Stilling in Phoenix, New York. I don't live with a... the HOA. I always love these HOA stories. I could not live with an HOA. You don't get to tell me what I do on my property. That's the weirdest thing. But neighbors in Colorado came together

to defend somebody's 28-foot tall inflatable Santa. Because the HOA was like, take that down. And everyone's like shut up. It's Christmas. Nobody's property values are diminishing because you've got a 28-foot Santa in your yard for a month. I can't even

my mom. Like how tall? Is this building 20%? feet. I usually think of it in basketball hoop. I think two basketball hoops. There's ten. Almost three basketball hoops tall. That's a dope as Santa Claus. That's a huge ass Santa. It's not necessary. But it's very necessary. We saved up money throughout the year to be able to purchase Santa. My daughter being autistic and nonverbal, the first thing out of her mouth was wow. We were very bummed and sad to know that we were going to have to bring him down.

and I decided to advocate for Santa. We now have a reindeer across the street looking at Santa. I won't take it down. They're trying to steal Christmas, but they're not going to get it. A phone call from upper management saying that they had made a mistake and Santa can stay. Just a bunch of old people and nothing else to do. There's no upper management. There's no like it's old people who just drive.

Hey, your doors are on color. I love when they think that they've got any authority whatsoever. Get out of here, idiots. All right. Girl, you. All right. All right. You're going to get the 90s at 9.

Gaming stream. We'll play some basketball. It's our game right now. We're really into. Go to shooty hoops. Gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. I just saw a showbroth sent me a photo of their new car from Ryan Phelps. New to them.

They're new to them car from Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. So you should be buying from Ryan. You'll be happy you did. He's got locations popping up all over central New York. Coming soon to Rome. On the radio world, you get Vertical Horizon for your 90s at 9. Love you, bye.