The Show - TWICE BAKED

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

There’s too many games on Christmas Day. Big day for Josh’s oldest, driving through city construction. Baked Potato sleeping is the new TikTok trend. High Strangeness tells the famous Reddit lamp story. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Orden dummies. You, hoi, ho, you precious dumdums.

Bless your hearts. Oh. They're all precious, Colin. They're all blessed. Oh, bless their hearts. They're just, they're just a little dim. Just a little dim. I could bless them technically with my, uh, you are ordained.

I don't know what blessing that means. I mean, I could send you to heaven when you die. Yep. I'm sure you could take some kind of confession. Well, I can do like the last rights thing. That's what a lot of that stuff is where I have like the clergy badge and all that. Like if I need to. Rush into a hospital and run up there.

Yeah. Heaven. Go ahead. Yeah. It's in the book of what you can say and everything. It's like, whoa, some of that's actually serious. Like, yeah, I've married people and it's how that this is cool. But that part is like, wait what?

Mm-hmm. You could just do like a blanket blessing at the end of every day and to be like, you're all going to heaven. Thank you. All of you. All of you. All of you. And now that I've watched that, and I won't spoil it for those of you who have not watched it,

but now that I've watched that midnight mass, you could be that guy. Oh, yeah. You could be a pastor. Yeah. Live for her. I started going back to watch that after you said that for Halloween time. I forgot how cool that is. It's a really good show.

I wish that guy would do more. stuff. It's the same actor. I don't know if it's supposed to be the same character. Well, I want, like, that guy in the writer to, like, okay. I'm going to do another one, yeah. Do that again. Yeah, keep doing scary stuff.

Do that again. Happy Tuesday, everybody. Congratulations to your Cowboys last night. Yeah, that was a fun game to watch. You had the Raiders scoring some points towards the end. You step up to the end of it? Yeah. Just it was an easy one.

I just looked at the box score. That would they call it in football? Yeah. You had a big, like, first half for the Cowboys, so I figured you could probably be like, all right, that's good. It was good all day yesterday. I was trying to do that stupid announcer thing where I tried to. Preparing yourself, yeah.

Little Dallas Cowboys, and it just wasn't sounding natural. You and I are both good at preparing ourselves for the worst possible outcome at all times. Probably not a great way to live. It's probably detrimental to our mental health, but we're always just preparing for the worst possible outcome. And all day yesterday, Cody kept imitating. the announcer, and the Raiders destroy the Dallas Cowboys, 56 to Zero. Because it was such an easy. And Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys come to Las Vegas and gamble and lose.

As the Raiders bet on black. See, he was doing that all day. That upset the Cowboys. He's setting his expectations. We try to set our expectations. You hope for the best, prepare for the worst. And now they were even laughing about it on the TV comes a stretch. We were talking about yesterday where it's enjoy the,

oh, yeah, enjoy the Chiefs on Thanksgiving. Now your schedule's rough, you. Sorry, not even that yet. Enjoy the Eagles on Sunday, this upcoming Sunday. Yep, short week. And then enjoy the Chiefs on Thanksgiving. Four days after that. And then enjoy the lions a week later.

Yeah, yeah. And then Vikings charge. Vikings and Chargers you could beat, right? I don't know, man. Commanders, you could? Yes, maybe. On Christmas? Yeah.

Yeah, we're on Christmas too. Did they always play football on Christmas? They just started that. It's where the NBA, they were like, the NBA doesn't get to have all this, because that's really when people would start watching the NBA. Myself and losing. Yeah, but I feel bad for everybody involved.

Like the people that got to work the stadium. Oh, yeah. There's even random college games now. I don't feel bad for the teams because they're making millions of dollars they can do Christmas another day. But no. But I feel bad for the concession workers that got to go in on Christmas. On Christmas.

There's multiple games. Ridiculous. Hope they get super holiday pay. Not just regular holiday pay, super holiday pay for that. Oh, that would be awesome. Listen, we're all in this together, and we need to help our family and friends who are facing food scarcity this time of year. That's why we are having our annual Thanksgiving hangover show over at Bagelicious.

Now, it's not just us. They're collecting all month long at Baybear. Plaza in Liverpool. You know bagelicious. They're right back there. You love them. I do. We'll be there live on Black Friday at 6 a.m.

the day after Thanksgiving, but they are collecting non-perishable food items right now up to that date. So stop mine. Give some goods. Help the people in our community. Oh, a little can. A little box. Stuffing.

Yeah. And notoriously, you guys usually give really good stuff. I'm not going to lie. There's been several times where I'm like, you know, you're just going to give them that box of Triscuits. And what I like about that bagelicious show is we see the same faces every year. Like every year, I won't blow up anybody's spot. Every year, one guy will bring you so much weed.

And we look forward to that. There's a show bro that shows up before the show because he goes to work, but he brings us stuff. Yep. Like, I just like seeing all of you and your support. So we'll be back there. It's a fun little community event. I like being in there.

I like being in a little space where we can be loud and they don't mind. I mean, we had a ska band one year for Christ's sake, so let's go nuts. Yep. Can I get a fight from within this year, get a little louder in there? I still want to do that at some point. I still think that'd be really funny to have a hardcore band play a couple songs. Oh, boy. Well, a 10-year-old boy drove himself home in Tennessee after an argument with his mother.

And I just picture him just ripping a heater being like, I told that bitch I can't I'm just gonna drive myself home I don't need this I've just had enough I told that bitch twice I know that bitch twice

I can't I said I got to get to bedtime I just can't with her I just can't She's always yapping at me We got Double recess tomorrow Bless her heart

But I ain't gonna be We got the parachute in gym class tomorrow I can't think right I'm on the blue team 10 year old boy drove himself home From right elementary school Friday after arguing with his mother.

So I'm trying to understand how this. So, all right, the incident began around 1 p.m. When the mother left her child in the running vehicle to drop paperwork off inside. So the kid's inside the car. Angry that he's having to sit there. She runs paperwork in. She's like, just stay here. I'm going to leave the heat on for you.

You're 10. You should be able to sit in the back seat and not touch anything. Having a chat inside. Police say they witnessed a car back. out recklessly, jump a curb and speed off. Oh, no. This woman, I just can't with her. I got to get out of here.

Jump the curb. I did it on purpose. Boy told police, Short cut. He drove home following a disagreement with his mother. During the investigation, authorities discovered the father had an outstanding warrant. This kid screwed the whole house. Daddy, doing nothing.

Dad's just home. What the hell? Why are the police here? Why have my boy getting out of the car or the front seat? Man, that kid just ruined everything. Oh, man, what a little ball bastard. Big day yesterday for our oldest, by the way. Yeah?

So we've been doing, we've been practicing driving. Finally jumped to curb? We jumped to Kurt. Hell yeah. Practicing driving, mostly around like Phoenix. Yeah. I think we've gone up to Oswego once. But that's just Route 48.

That's weird. I can get any sub-shop, but that's weird, but you just go ahead and go to Oswego once. Big day yesterday. Drove through the city. Oh, nice. Had to go to Fayetteville. Okay. So I let him drive all the way from our house to Fayetteville.

Handled construction on $690, all that. Do you teach him where to give the finger and all that? All the fingers flipped, yeah. Perfect. Awesome. We got into Fayetteville and I'm like, all right, you want to drive home? Like, nah, I don't want to drive anymore in Fayetteville. I get it.

I get it, but you got us here. Let's just tell them it's okay. You've got to learn where to give the finger and the thumbs up and all that. That way you can let some of that anger. out because you got on these roads. Since we were out here, we did some thrifting, went to the Soundgarden yesterday. They'd never seen the Soundgarden, blew their mind. Oh, wow.

The kids that age don't understand that, like, those stores exist, or they're just DVDs and music and clothes and posters. Yeah. It was awesome, man. They exist, but there's few and far between now, man. We walked around for an hour. It was incredible. Oh, yeah, you could say there for forever times. So much stuff going on.

That's weird, though. So no shop shop from us, so we go in, no wrestling DVDs. No. That's weird. They have them. I don't know if you're right there. They're on that wall. We did.

We did get a cut. Well, here's the thing. And this is maybe me not being as nerdy as I thought. When we go thrifting or we go to these places, they like to get, like, horror DVDs. They collect horror DVDs. And when we go to like a thrift store, they're a dollar. So I don't care. Even if you don't like it, get it.

But at the sound guard. It was like they were new. It's, and it was like 30 bucks. I don't know, bud. Thrift prices. But I don't know what, I'm sorry if I'm dumb. The DVD says 4K Ultra. Do I need like a special DVD player for 4K Ultra?

I don't know. Does the PlayStation play 4K Ultra? Would it? Would a PlayStation 5? I don't know what plays 4K Ultra DVDs. Because would like a regular DVD player? Would it just be like, I don't know what this is? It's too much for me.

They say PS5 does. Okay. All right. Yeah, I don't know. The back of the DVD was like 4K with 4K cable. And I was like, what do I have to? Remember that?

I don't know what this is. When I first started and he'd be like, here's Blu-ray Ultra, whatever. And you'd be like, yeah, sure, thanks, bud. Yeah. Regular DVD. Thanks, though. Yeah. But then I was talking to AJ yesterday because I was like, yeah, they're really into horror movies.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, he is. He's in that weird stuff sort of like that, right? He probably got a whole bunch of places. And I'll tell you guys this, unless this is going to impact my movie. life. He sat, because he works, so AJ, if you don't remember AJ, he used to do the show, my best friend from my school, lives in Colorado now and he works at a library out in Colorado. Of course he does. He says that's, I mean, his life is just the weirdest. He says,

you've got to download Canopy. It's a streaming app that you can sign into your local public library or school library and you can watch tons of vintage horror movies, TV, educational content. He goes, you've got to look this up. So I'm going to look up Canopy today. That's neat. Anybody else use Canopy? That seems like a cool app. Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, C&Y. So while this kid ripped out of a parking lot at 10 years old,

my 16 and a half year old did a great job driving to the city construction yesterday. That's where it's at. Big day of driving. Nice. Coming from a space to teach you of the Pleiades. Can't stop the spirits when they need you. This life is more than just to read through. How can I work Pleiades into a song?

I don't know, Anthony. He just figured out, I guess. Just put down the Thessalon. For us for a little bit. Do a little jibber jibber. Please. Good morning. And you'd be good to go.

Happy Tuesday, it's doggy drive-thru night at Wegman's lights on the lake. Coco and Elsa will be driving through. He lets Elsa drive, which I think is dangerous, but listen, it's his life. She's not bad at. She doesn't seem bad. You haven't crashed yet. She'll bump you. Okay.

If you're not moving right along. Yeah. She likes to go through it a little quicker than I do. So if you're in her way, she will give you a little uptap. Because she can't reach the wheel and the pedals at the same time she's got to put on cruise control. So she's got to keep rolling. You just got to get out of the way here. I try to teach her how to use the hand ones there.

Yeah, the ups and downs. She's not as good at it. It's all right. Well, tonight, you can drive through lights on the lake with your puppers or cat or lizard or really anything. I don't care what animal you bring. Go ahead. And the money goes back to two great causes. Tonight, lights on the lake.com.

Get your ticket for just five bucks. Lights on the lake. I think didn't we hear we have somebody take their horse through? Not on the horse, but like... In a wagon, maybe? In the thing? I feel like I remember that image, but time is a flat circle. I don't remember anything anymore and everything's a blur.

Yeah. The older I get, the less I remember things. So maybe you're waking up right now, and you want to just stay cozy in your bed. No. I know I do. Although I haven't had to use an alarm in probably months. I'm just naturally waking up at like 350. A.m. now. Sucks.

Yeah. Just wake up. All the time. There's nothing worse than that. It's always like, oh, I could have just stayed asleep for half an hour? Yeah, no. Thanks, Pottie. That'd have been great. No. I'm just awake. But if you can be cozy, have you

seen the new potato bed trend? Potato bed? People making potato beds? No. I don't know how it would work if you, like, sleep with someone. Like, I got a lady in my bed. Oh.

Yeah, not trying to bread. Oh, this guy. I got a lady in my bed. Pontea. All right. It's a new trend people on TikTok are showing where here's what you do. You make a, basically a pillow baked potato that you climb into. You take a fitted sheet, turn it upside down.

So like the elastic is on the top. Yeah. Then you start loading it with pillows. Yeah. And you climb in the middle like it's a big, I mean, I would say it's like a womb. but a baked potato. That's a good idea. Grab a fitted sheet, put it upside down.

Two, fill the edges of the sheet. Yeah. With pillows and blankets. And then climb in, pull a blanket over the top. Potato bed. That's pretty cool. Ring it, ding, ding, ding, potato bed. Seems like it's more relaxing than just sleeping on a boring mattress.

I think it's because your body feels probably contained and safer, right? And it's like how sometimes I make the pillow barrier, so I can't flip over on my other side if I got like bad ass a reflux. and I want to stay on my right, I'll take a bunch of pillows and, like, down by your leg, and the back behind my back, that way I can't roll over. So it's kind of the same, but this is a way better idea. That'd be fun for, like, kids and all that crap. Put a pillow between my wife and I.

She requests that I don't touch her for some reason. Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah, Katie's right. It's like for those, it's not going to be good for those of us to get night sweats. No, I can't be underneath that. But I like the idea of you take that fitted sheet. you know, whatever, and then you put the pillows in it, and then you flip it up, flip it upside down.

So where, you know, you know, then you just lay on top of it, like a more comfortable, like little, like, beanbag chair without the beanbags. We were just surrounded by comfy pillows. My dream has always been. I mean, since my childhood is something I call the bird's nest, which isn't that, it's not an invention. People sell these now. Yeah.

But if I won the loto, I would have a finished basement with one of those couches. that's like you climb into the couch and then it's like you're surrounded by the pillows. I know exactly what you're talking about. Oh, it's my dream just to climb into a bird's nest. I want one of those giant huge beanbag chair things you see that's like... My yogi ball? That's like, but bigger. You know what I mean?

It's like quarter of this room. Dude, those are, those look nice too. That'd be a lot of fun. I don't know where you'd put it. No, no. No idea. That are those human dog beds. Yeah.

That's very similar to my bird's nest idea. Yep. Rihanna got one on Amazon. Ken and Chad says separate blankets are a game changer. Yeah, I get it. Like, if you could, like, the Dick Van Dyke Show wasn't wrong to have separate beds. You probably sleep better. I probably, I know I upset my wife's sleep every night.

Right? You just, it's like the King of Queens. You just pop them beds separate there. Separate them, yeah. Anytime that you know, you want to do handholding, and then, right. She asked me to sleep in another room for some reason. I don't know why, but. My, my.

place? Yeah, I got to go to Cody's house. Weird, I don't know. She sleeps better if you're in my place. It's because she sleeps better if I'm not there. Yeah, yeah. Well, we're going to nationwide, not you and I, but the area, is getting nationwide attention as price chopper is doubling your penny value.

Yeah. And news stations all over the country are picking up on this. I bet that made it so annoying for my poor customer service. Oh, really? I'm assuming that's where you had to go. I have an interview with Mike Weiss, maybe, from Price Chopper, one of the managers. The way it works, if you're listening, I mean, we have Price Choppers around here. It's a great idea, man.

Whatever you bring in for your pennies, they'll double the value in a gift card to Price Chopper. So you got $100 for the pennies, they'll give you a $200 gift card. Yeah. Pretty smart idea. Here's Mike Weiss talking about it. We're not getting armored car drop-offs with pennies anymore. So we're running into a situation where we may not have enough pennies. they get us through the holiday season or through the rest of 2025.

That's just good thinking. If they're not going to get them delivered, they're like, all right, we'll collect them and we'll give you some money for them. It's worth doing that and giving out whatever they give out than having to deal with, you know, the customer service base of every single customer having to figure out, all right, do we round up, do we round down? You know what I mean? I hope they have one of those machines where they just kind of like the coin star or something.

You don't got a hand count them. Yeah, I don't know how that's working if they're putting it in the Coinstar and then coming up with the slip and then saying, all right, here's what CoinStar said. But you have to prove that it was all pennies and not other coins. So are they having to count? Any of our Price Chopper listeners text me? How's it working? It's got to be in pennies.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It's got to be rough. And knowing how some of the customers are and all of these. world, especially when I was dealing with you guys as a price shopper customer service rep. Some is used as jerks. Some people, all customers? Oh, yeah, they got, they got it. So I'm sure they have to figure this out.

Oh, Brianna says the coin star has it listed by denomination. So to say how many pennies you dumped in? All right. So, I mean, I have, I was going to go to empower. I have a giant bag of pennies. Go to the pea chop, double your money, bud. So I might as well get a gift card, even if it's, hell yeah. Even if it's $10 in food, you're leaving money on the table.

Yeah. Do it up. Shout up price job, you're getting national attention for this. Good thinking, good marketing idea. Oh, Tuesday. Tuesday is for high strangeness. The unexplained to the weird, sometimes aliens, sometimes ghosts, sometimes missing. person's.

And today's high strangers is something that's been referenced on this show a bunch and my fellow internet nerds know a lot about it, but I've never actually just played the whole story out. I asked Cody last night if he remembers it and he doesn't. So I'm going to play the whole story out.

Okay. And afterwards, you'll understand kind of why I have certain conspiracies in my head. Okay? It's the lamp story. Now, a lot of people say this is like copy pasta from Reddit and people just kind of like made up a story or was a real. This was a story that was posted on Reddit by somebody.

Okay. Years ago. And it goes down as one of the strangest stories really. I don't want to say too much because I'm going to give it away. But I've got, uh, oh, I didn't save who this is. Hold on a second. Mr. Ballin, I think this was. What, what is copy pasta?

What does that mean? It just means like somebody kind of like, It's copy, paste, copy paste. Like, it's a story that you hear over and over again. Okay, okay, okay. I don't know if it was like, oh no, not a term I don't know now. Nah, it's just nerdy stuff. Oh, where's my history?

A bunch of nerds. I don't even know. It's called scabies. Oh my God. This is Chris and Mr. Ballin. Okay. Discussing, this is Mr. Ballin reciting the lamp story. All right, I broke it up in two segments because I'm just going to let him talk it through.

Because I want you to hear the whole thing, and you'll understand why I reference you. reference this all the time and why it's so strange all right okay in 2004 there was this guy named Mitch who was going to a university in Louisiana and he's a senior and there's this girl in his class named Kayla who's also a senior and he just loves this girl he wants to date her more than anything and you know he's tried several times to to you know woo her but she's not that interested you know she's kind of playing hard to get but she you could tell there was something there maybe maybe she likes him And eventually she does kind of acquiesce and say, okay, you know, like let's go on a date, you know. And they hit it off.

You know, Mitch and Kayla hit it off. You know, they're an item. And they end up graduating. And after graduation, they get married. And by 2006, Mitch and Kayla have bought their actual, you know, white picket fence dream home in Louisiana. And, you know, life was great. You know, they love their careers. They both of them were very intentional about spending time together on the weekends and really

making, you know, their time together as a couple very important. And then by 2007, so they've lived in this new home for a year now, they have, they welcome their first child, their daughter. And then two years after that, which puts us in 2009, they have their son. And then they're done at that point. They got the girl. They got their boy. And it's like life couldn't be better. You know, Mitch loves his job. His wife loves her job. And they always had, you know, family game nights on the weekend and and Mitch and Caleb made a point to still have those romantic dates, you know, anytime they could. They always got babysitters to spend time together. So this is like a, it's the American dream in many ways. So this is Mitch and Kayla. They meet in college. They get

their house. They're married. They got their kids. It's 2009. And Mitch is at this little dream home. And he's watching football. He's sitting on the couch watching football. And, you know, it's just like any other day. And as he's watching the game, there's this lamp that's in the back right corner of the room, this non-descript, you know, target lamp. You know, it's a red lamp. And Mitch, he's seen this lamp a million times. It's in his house. And he's watching football. But at some point, he notices something odd about this lamp. And he looks over at it. And for some reason, the lamp itself, not the light ball, but the actual physical lamp, like the base was blurry. And the rest of the room is in focus. There's plenty of light in the room. But the

lamp is blurry. And so Mitch, he's, you know, he's looking at the lamp. He's rubbing his eyes to see if there's something in his eyes, but still, the lamp is blurry. He goes back to the TV, not blurry. You know, Mitch has good eyesight. This doesn't make any sense. And so Mitch finally, you know, he's worried about this, you know, is there something wrong with me? And he stands up and he walks over to the lamp. And as soon as he gets up to it, it's still blurry. And he touches it. So he turns around and he goes back to the couch and just does his best to ignore the still blurry lamp. And so he's watching the game, he's watching the game.

He's glancing periodically, but he's mostly focused on the game. And then at some point, towards the end of the football game, the lamp changes. It remains blurry, but out of the corner of his eye, he sees it moving around and he looks. And the lamp with having not been interact, no one's touched the lamp at this point, but the lamp is now turned upside down, which is, you know, it's not possible. It's flipped upside down and now it's blurry. And so now Mitch is, he's looking at this lamp thinking, okay, huge problems here. There's something wrong.

I might very well be having some sort of medical emergency, but for some reason that Mitch just could not place, he couldn't bring himself to call the doctor. I mean, this is a situation where you call the doctor. There's something wrong. And he knew it, but he didn't do it. Instead, he just could not stop looking at this lamp. He's not watching the TV. He's just staring at this upside down blurry lamp. And at some point that day or that evening, his wife Kayla and his two kids, they come home. And the second she comes in, you know, Mitch kind of breaks out of his, his fixation. And he thinks, I should tell Kayla about this lamp. I'm having a medical emergency. I should tell her.

But again, he doesn't. And in fact, he quickly thinks to himself, I can't tell her. I'm going to pretend this didn't happen. He kind of forgets about the lamp. And he goes and he sees his wife and his kids. And it's a normal night. She has none the wiser that he spent the day staring at a lamp that's blurry and upside down. And, you know, when Kayla came in, the lamp was not blurry and upside down.

She's not experiencing this. You're just tuning in. This is your high string just today. All right? The hell? You ain't here, dude. You ain't even ready for the second part. Okay?

Sit down. This is Mitch and Kayla. They got two kids. They're living the perfect suburban life. They met in college. Get that. And just random. This is the famous internet lamp story.

I've never. Nobody ruined it for Cody. Don't look at chat. I have no idea what's going on. Don't look at anything. I've referenced this a lot because I have this. You'll understand in a second. So Mitch is.

watching football and he notices that this lamp is weird, just like this physical lamp, it's blurry, it's strange, everything else in the room is fine, but this lamp is strange. Now it's upside down and Kayla comes home and he's like,

I think I'm having a medical emergency, so I'm seeing this lamp. Like a stroke. He's having a stroke. Right. So that night, regular night, you know, they put the kids to bed and, you know, Kayla and Mitch, they go to bed too.

But then after Kayla had fallen asleep, Mitch is wide awake. You know, you can't sleep. And there's something telling him to go down and look at that lamp. And so Mitch gets up and he sneaks downstairs and he goes to the couch and, you know, the light is not even on at this point. But even in the darkness, he can tell it's still blurry. It's still upside down. And he sits in the couch and he just stares at the lamp. And all night, Mitch sits on this couch and stares at this lamp in absolute silence. And then in the morning, Kayla gets up. She comes down. It's, you know, during the week, so it's a work day. She comes down and she finds out. And she finds out. And she finds out. And she finds out. Mike on the couch and she's like, what are you doing? And he kind of breaks out of it. And he's like, oh, you know, I wasn't feeling well last night. You know, he's lying to her. I wasn't feeling well. So I came down here.

And in fact, he tells her, you know what? I feel so sick. I can't go to work today. And Kayla's like, you've never taken a day off from work ever. And you don't seem sick to me. Like what's happening? And he's like, no, I just not feeling up for it. And so Kayla's like, okay.

But she's thinking there's a red flag here. So he sees this lamp. It's strange. He's up all night. staring at this lamp. He's having a medical emergency. Now he's going to take a sick day. Because something is wrong with this lamp. Yes, the lamp. But she doesn't know what it is. And so ultimately, Kayla and the kids, they leave for the day. And Mitch stays home. And he just stares at this lamp all day. He is staring at this lamp.

And by the evening when Kayla comes home, this is like eight, ten hours later, when she walks in the house, all the lights are still off, except for the red lamp. and she sees her husband who now is not breaking out of his trance. He's sitting on the couch and he is absolutely focused on this lamp. And when she walks in, she's like, what's going on with you? No reaction. Mitch is fully locked in on this lamp. He's completely unresponsive. And so Kayla is like putting it together that, oh my God, something's obviously wrong.

And so she grabs the phone and she calls the doctor to be like, what do I do about this? And she's at the same time kind of yelling for Mitch on the couch. There's no reaction. She's shewing her kids away, you know, go upstairs. you know, we'll deal with this. And so as this is happening, Mitch, who can kind of tell, you know, his wife is on the phone with the doctor, eventually he can't even hear her anymore. She disappears completely. And he's left with just this lamp. And the lamp begins to change for a second time. Now, in addition to being upside down and blurry, the lamp begins to grow inside the room. And so as it's growing, it's taking up more and more of this field of vision until this lamp is so big, he now is basically consumed by the lamp. And it's at this point that he begins to feel its blinding pain in his head. And he doesn't know where it's coming from. And then he hears a ringing in his ears.

And then all he hears is just people screaming everywhere. And it's total darkness. The lamp is gone. And then he opens his eyes. And he looks around. And he's surrounded by a sea of people that are all looking at him. And he's on the ground. It's broad daylight.

He's not at his house anymore. And he's looking around at this crowd of it looks like college kids. And he's looking for his wife and his kids. He can't see him. And he stands up. And he doesn't know what's going on. And as he's yelling for his wife and kids, Kayla, he was yelling for his wife and kids, a police officer comes charging through the circle and he grabs Mitch.

And without saying anything, he lifts him up, a grown man and just runs with him to his police car. And the whole time, Mitch is like, I don't know what's going on here. His head's still like, you know, he's still got pain in his head. He has no idea where he is physically. He has no idea where he is. And he gets thrown in the back of this police car. Obviously, there's some emergency happening right now. And the cop without say anything, he hops in the driver's seat.

and they start speeding down the road. And as they're driving, Mitch just starts saying, where's my wife and kids? What's going on? And the police officer was like, sir, you just hit your head. I'm bringing you to the hospital. And so ultimately,

the police officer brings Mitch to the hospital and they end up, you know, he gets treated by the doctors and nurses, but he discovers what's actually happened. Mitch was a senior in college, and he got tackled by a football player and he hit his head on the ground and he was unconscious for a fraction of a second,

like 10 seconds or something. And in those 10 seconds, his brain constructed an entire life with a wife, with kids, with the white picket fence, the house. None of it existed. He never had a wife. He never had his kids. They're not real. And so he realized what had happened when he was at the hospital.

And he had to grieve the loss of people who never existed and it wrecked his life. He did this huge Reddit post, this Ask Me Anything, where he tried to tell people what it's like to have basically lost your entire family who don't. exist. And he said to this day, he still has dreams where his little son will come running around the corner and he's perpetually five years old. He, you know, and that was his life. And so it wrecked his life and it never existed. It was just a figment of his imagination. That's insane. That's insanity. That's the famous lamp story for your high strangeness today. He was tackled in college. Wow, bro. He lived an entire life in 10 seconds. His brain constructed an entire

realistic life with kids and a wife and a house and a job and he comes to and he's in the hospital and none of it existed. That really is sad. Yeah. He, like, and that's why I live in this fear that like, what if I'm in a coma, you know, like this story really effed me up. That's crazy. I read it years ago and it really effed me up because I'm like, anything is possible.

None of what's happening right now could be true. You know, I hope that it is. I don't want to freak people out. But that's why we do, your high strangers. That was Mr. Ballin telling that story. That's crazy. I don't know. I've been knocked loopy.

I've never experienced, you know, a whole life. Yeah, I've never come up with a whole side life while being knocked loopy. I'll post that on our K-Rock Facebook page if you want to share that. Yeah, it's a lot, bud. Peaceful. Happy life. on the lake. Night two.

Wegman's Lights on the Lake presented by your upstate Honda dealers and the upstate Galasano Children's Hospital. Who went last night? Our second charity night. Yeah, who went last night? What? First charity night.

Ooh. That's some good snow. I don't know if you had it around down here, but flakes were flying up by me. Some flakes were flying? Yeah. What is? Oh, it's the...

I can only see your face. I thought there was like police outside. He's got the wand. He's got the head. hat on. He is modeling in our Twitch and YouTube stream right now. And this isn't the one that's available. It's an old one. They're different this year. They're different this year?

Yeah, this is an old one. Same with a hat, similar but different. Is doggy drive-thru charity night? I don't care if you bring your cat. I don't care if you bring your lizard. I don't care if you bring your toucan Sam. Whatever you got to bring. Yeah. Go celebrate the animals tonight. Doggy drive-thru charity night. We're all proceeds donated

back to the humane C&Y and second chance canine adoption shelter. You go to lightsonelake.com tonight. Tonight. Five bucks, that's all it cost. You get your pass online. It goes right to your phone. And that money goes back to those great causes. Tomorrow night.

Military night, free for active and retired duty military. Tomorrow night. And then Thursday, it's business as usual. Shesua. Lightsonelake.com for tickets and information. So I got a couple options for the run this weekend. The walk is packed. I wish they did the walk.

I wish they did the walk. When is this? Where is this? Wish they even did lights on the lake. Wegman's Lights on the Lake presented by Upstate Honda dealers in the upstate. Galesano Children's Hospital. I can't wait. I'm excited.

I love it. Send me some photos of you and Elsa tonight. I'll post them on our Facebook. I will. All right, tonight. Tonight. Well, congratulations, Cody. You're not, the Dallas Cowboys are not the most hated NFL team in the country.

Not right now, yes. Not right now, no. Yeah, I would say. Who do you think is? I would say the Chiefs have flipped that. No. No, it's not? The Chiefs?

No. Who's the most hated team in the NFL? The most hated team in the NFL. Is it? Hated most in 13 states. Is it still the Patriots? No. I'm out then.

That's crazy. Alabama, California, Texas. Alabama California, Texas. 13 states hate the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Duh.

Why? Because they keep winning. That and their fans are the... Bragadocious. The fans there, like the fans I know here are all fine people, whatever. Cousin J must be a fan. He says, go birds. The fans there are the biggest douchebags

that have ever existed. And I see how that works because my only connection to Philadelphia is obviously DJ Jazzy Jeff and when they win he brags all over his Instagram so I go well if he's I bet everybody in Philadelphia is this annoying about their team yes but you know that makes sense

followed by now we get into some of the more obvious why do they hate the Raiders eight states hate the Raiders very weird what did the Raiders do to you they're just down there losing right yeah I didn't even done anything relevant in literally 23 years

followed by the Jets Packers Cowboy Steelers All right, wow Can you guess What the most hated team In New York State is? Think Buffalo Bill and who do the bills hate?

Well, I was going to say, would then that be the Patriots? Dolphins, squish the fish. Really? Yeah, we hate the dolphins, I guess, around here. Son of a bitch, I'm terrible at this, I guess. Mm-hmm. And Donkey Twitch, don't you talk about the Raiders ownership and the

Al Davis Memorial Eternal Flame? What happened? They have an Eternal Flame down now? The Al Davis Memorial Flame, it gets lit before every Raiders game. You haven't seen that? It's even in Madden. Isn't really? It's in Norris.

It's a huge flame. Well, if it's an eternal flame, why does it need to be lit before every game? Maybe it's not a turn. It's just a flame. The Memorial Flame. Giant flame. Go birds. It's so much.

Go Birds. Most hated team in the United States. The K-Rock Thanksgiving Hangover is back. at Bagelicious and Baybury Plaza. We will go live the day after Thanksgiving at 6 a.m. for our annual canned food drive to benefit the Food Bank of Central New York. And everybody that donates is eligible to win a grand prize, Cody. We've had some good ones over the years, and this one is amazing.

What? I've been watching. Oh, boom. Unless somebody brings the brown sugar triscuits, I am taking us. I'm taking them. I'm taking it. I'm taking it. You're going to win some party passes to neon New Year's Eve. Oh, wow.

Holy cow. December 31st at the Randolph House Hotel by Wyndham, formerly the holiday in the Liverpool. Stuff like that is, those are like usually hundreds of dollars. Yeah, this is a big price. The party pass, baby. Oh, my God. They're throwing the ultimate 90s throwback party with all the neon that you love. Yeah.

I mean, you youth can go to, but it's for us, fellow old. who want to go back. That's super cool. Dance the night away to the best hits of the 90s and early 2000s in the ballroom from 7 p.m. the 1 a.m. DJ all night long cash bar, photo ops, retro arcade games. Oh, come on. Vendors and a midnight toast.

Now if you want to buy tickets, neon nye.com. Neon. NYU.com. But we're giving away a pair. Anybody who donates food? We did those. one of those years and years and years ago. And it ended up being more for like older people, the one we did.

But it was still awesome. And at midnight, right, we were, you know, waiting to, they were going to do the champagne toast. So we went down at like, it was like 1150. All the waiters brought out the trays full of champagne. Oh, hell yeah. And set them on these like tables where we were standing. And then they all left.

So we went like, we were already. all day, you know, drinking forever. And then we went, oh my God, they left all these glasses of champagne quick. So we started just pounding his way. Hell yeah, dude. Really fast. Don't do that at this. You're representing us.

Well, the party pass comes with a bunch of stuff. So, like, you can do, like, the stay-in party package as well. You can get a room and all that. Oh, yeah. And you can get, like, pizza and wings in your room. You can get drink tokens. The whole thing is on neon n-y-e.com. That's awesome.

It's a fun party. That's cool. Yeah, come get a baloney bagel. Oh, Friday morning, get a baloney bagel. You won't be able to order the Josh because it uses too much baloney. Okay. Yeah, it's just not cost effective. You're doing something silly for me.

The rest of the people can. Yes, I have two things in mind. Bologna Bannanza. I have two things in mind. The Black Friday Bologna Bonanza. Oh, I like it. Hey, did you see the chair is going to be the musical guest in SNL coming up? Is that?

No, until right now when you both just said it. I saw it announced yesterday. How do you feel about that, Cher? What are you going to do? I'm taking a knob. That's wicked lot. Oh, Cher. People are excited to see you, though.

I'm a comedic genius. Are you going to be in any sketches? Six or seven. Six or seven? Wow, Sherry, you're very topical. You know the Six or Seven reference and everything. Oh, great, great. Oh, look at you.

Good for you. Maybe you do like a Domingo. sketch or something. I love Mr. Peepers. Oh, okay, Mr. Peepers. I don't think they do Mr. Peepers anymore, Sher, but yeah. You're not stamp late.

I can't turn back time. Oh, Cher. Share, stop it. She is just cutting up in here, that share. You're not laughing yourself. You're laughing a share. There's two separate people.

They're two separate things. Okay? You're talking about baloney. full of it. Share's cutting up. Share is cutting up, y'all. Well, you know how much we love a little KFC. Oh, man.

Yeah, I got that new honey barbecue back. That's the best. They are adding their new festive feast meal for the Thanksgiving season. It's the Thanksgiving season. It's the extra crispy festive feast. Okay, I'm in. With a flight of gravies. Wait, what?

What's that? They only have one gravy. That's what I thought, but I think they added two more. Here's what you get. Okay. $25, Willie. Okay, that's not bad. Eight pieces of chicken.

Okay. Two sides of mashed potatoes. Okay. Four biscuits. Okay. And three types of gravy. I could eat this whole thing. I do this whole thing.

This would be me. That's not bad. I would do that, and then I got myself two meals. The gravies are standard brown. Standard brown That's the The Joshua Gross Standard brown

It's just standard brown It's just standard brown gravy The Joshua Girlfriends are it Standard brown White peppercorn And a new one called Southwest Chatter gravy I think the white peppercorn

Is like that gravy you put over like a breakfast Like a country fried steak or something That one doesn't sound too bad But the third one, no thank you I don't know what Southwest cheddar gravy is cheesy gravy. I think it's just Kso. I think that has added Kso. Oh, oh, it's just like, oh, that makes sense. I mean, it looks like yellow

cheesy. Yeah, it's a cheese sauce. You added cheese. I was thinking like a cheesy gravy. That would just be Koso, you're right. You can purchase the gravy flight by itself for a dollar 99, Willie, separate from the feast. Also, festive pot pies are back for $4.99. Okay.

All that participate in KFC. I do like their gravy. I love the KFC gravy, but I don't usually like gravy, but I do like their gravy. I love a gravy. F.C. Gravy. I'll get down with some white peppercorn gravy. I'm trying. My blood type is standard brown. Same.

Same. When I go to the doctor, they go, yep, you're looking great. Everything is checking out. Still standard brown. We do need a donor if you want to make a donation. Get a little bit. Have you ever had the honey barbecue? Did you have that back in the day? You've seen the commercials that they brought that back? No. Oh, man, that's such a good. I never devie. I'm not a saucy like you are. I don't really deviate into sauces. It's so sticky, too. Yeah, it's a good sauce.

I've never had it on like a big full chicken. You'd get the, that was the, remember the chicken littles? Mm-hmm. You, I remember the chicken littles. You would get the honey barbecue as one of them. You would get a couple, one of them would be that honey barbecue, and it was so good, bro. Bro, I don't know why this was the case at my Fulton Kentucky Fried Chicken, but my nanny would take me to the Fulton Kentucky Fried Chicken, and it was delivered

to us on like an elevator. Like, we pulled into a drive-thru, and it kind of did this thing where, like, they put in the window like an old bank town. It was an old bank situation. I think it was the one that was in Fulton there, right? Yeah, right in Fulton. I think it was a Drex maybe for a little bit. I don't know what that is anymore, but I mean, that's cool. In the 80s and 90s it was a KFC and your boy did some business over there. I do like KFC.

Couple chicken littles. Those sandwiches, they are right up there with the best chicken sandwiches, man. They really, really are. Trigger sandwich! Who's doing the gravy flight? Twitch.com. Titch.com. Say, where my standard browns at? Where's my standard browns at? The Wine and Chocolate Festival returns.

It's a great little thing to do. The Saturday after Thanksgiving, you got family in town. You're running out of things to do with them. They're annoying. So you take them down to the state fairgrounds and celebrate the Wine of Chocolate Festival. Saturday, November 29th at the Fairground. Sip your way through samples from New York State wineries and distilleries.

Plus holiday shopping. From local vendors on shop local Saturday, limited tickets available at wine and chocolate festivals.com. Y'all going to get drunk. Y'all going to get tipsy. I had never really experienced anything like that. What when you were working on the line of chocolate? You ladies, you go hard. They go.

They go hard. They come to party. They're cutting loose. Yes. Yes, they do. They are cutting loose, bud. It's awesome. It's a lot of fun.

In the horticulture building, two sessions, one to four and five to eight. Buy your tickets now. So you'll be there for that six to seven block. Uh-oh, the buy now link is broken if anyone in the event side is listening. Sold out. Can't click the buy now link, just letting you know it goes to an internal server error. Old Taliban layer. So yeah, don't ruin my flight because you got a vape weed in the bathroom, dude.

Ah, see, this is the one of those. Don't ruin my flight. Or if you do, like, don't. How about that? Because don't. There's some places that... Do it edible. Some places you are not allowed to smoke anything.

I don't care if it's weed or not. A jet blue flight from Boston to Tampa had to turn around and make an emergency landing last week after someone vaped in the bathroom. Not allowed to. You're ruining it for everybody. You're ruining it for everybody. Here's the call to the air traffic control. I just have some questions. Is the cockpit secure right now?

Hey, for the cockpics secure, vape in the lab. Wait, all right, your crew... Relax, though. Your crew didn't inhale it. My crew inhaled it. No, they didn't. Maybe a little bit. They got a sniff of it, but they're not going to get high off of that.

Because you smelled it a little bit. You got to, it's not... There's no contact high coming off of a little vape exhaust. If anything, that should be enough of a reason for us weed smokers. To watch where we do it. Yeah. Because there are still people that are so uneducated about it. And uptight about it.

They think that, yes, obviously on a plane. That's right. Don't do it. But just that statement of, and the crew inhaled it. They opened the door and they probably smelled it or something. Yeah. Nobody is about to suffer or whatever. No one's going to get high off that.

But what did he say? It's, and now we're overweight? Oh, I don't know. I missed that part. So did you say that, so the crew inhaled it, got the munch? cheese, ate a bunch of snacks and now they're fat? Overweight. I don't know what that means.

Everybody in the air traffic control know what that means? I'll say here. Overweight landing or something? What does overweight landing mean for air traffic control? It means a pilot is landing an aircraft that is heavier than its maximum design landing weight.

Not how that makes sense then. That doesn't make any sense. I don't know how it gained weight. Overweight. I don't know what that means. Is it because when when you inhale you go Oh and you brew?

Now I have all more hair in me, so I must weigh more. Because even if they did start eating all the snacks, the snacks were already on the plane. Oh, yeah, yeah. The weight was already accounted for. What's latent? King is saying latent. They didn't burn enough fuel. Oh, that makes sense because they're overweight.

Yeah, but that, but the land, why would, I don't understand. Then keep going. Don't say you have to land because you're overweight. Yeah, you haven't finished the trip yet because you were requesting. Right, but because they didn't burn off that fuel. They can take off with all that fuel, but now they're going to be really heavy when they land because they were planning.

So they put so much fuel in the plane to get them to Tampa. Yeah. That adds weight. They can take off and they expect to burn all that off by the time they get to Tampa. Now they're overweight because they haven't burned the fuel off, is what he's saying. No, that's what I mean.

So keep going. So just keep going. Don't say that the reason you have to emergency land is now that's one of the reasons. Well, yeah. Because you want to land early. keep going. Does that guy go to jail?

Like is that a fatal crime? Oh, yeah. You're not allowed to fly with it. Yeah. Yeah, how do you get it on the plane? You can get it. You can get on the plane. I guess I do know a lot of people that can.

I've never been brave enough to try. I'm not going to. Or they don't go off. The vapes I carry, like, I bring vapes into the dome. I don't use them. They're just in my pocket. But like this one, this doesn't go off. Just put it in your little pocket.

So maybe this is the same thing. But I don't know, man. You're ruining it for us, Stoner. Stop it. Yeah, just stop. There's a big advocate of marijuana. Eat a bunch of edibles, pass out in your plane seat, and wake up when you get there. Yeah, no big deal.

Or just. You can make it. Wait. Boston to Tampa is what? Four hours. You can make it four hours. It'll be fine. Goodness.

Come back. It's fuel. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.

Turns out you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. We're overweight with fuel. We're overweight with fuel. That was good. Good morning, everybody.

I didn't do that on purpose. That was just the simulation making things happen here on the show. tonight's Ooh It's the doggy drive-thru over at Wegman's Lights on the lake What does that mean?

Well, you get to go for a discount It's only five bucks tonight. Five bucks tonight, five bucks tomorrow night. Okay, and then it's up to regular price. So save some money. All the money tonight goes back to our friends at Humane, C&Y, and Second Chance

K-9 adoption shelter. Now, like I've been saying all morning, I don't care if you bring your cat, your bird, your lizard. Just go out from your one. You're on through. When you guys got cats that likes it? That'd be fun. Of course, the cars are driving through and you can get your tickets right now at

Lightsonthelake.com every night from 5 to 10 p.m. You got to buy them online, but it's so easy and it's so convenient that if you're to sign your phone. Yep. And you could out driving around, you're getting some dinner. Like, look at the lights. Boom. Depending on the line.

And boom. I was just going to do it in line. And boom. It'd be good to go. Wegman's Lights on the Lake. Presented by upstate Honda dealers and upstate Galesano Children's Hospital. We are your number one. Vince Goraldi Trio Station.

I would say so. Without a doubt. I would say so. Without a doubt. I mean, the love they get. You got me the shirt. So, I'm not surprised by this, but a new poll. Ha!

finds that only 17% of Americans will be buying real Christmas trees this year. Wow. We've all gone to fake. It's easier. It's the,

what's the word I'm looking for? Convenience. That, but like back in the day, it was like, here's a fake tree. But like, yeah, there's just like one. Now, advancements,

advancements. The advancement is fake tree, yes. Technological advancements. Yes. In, yes. They would just be like a normal whatever, but like the one you gave me that your in-laws,

we're going to just throw away that they were even done with that I used forever. Like that, like they looked like a real tree. Yeah, they're getting really good. I mean, I don't have money for those $5,000 like balsam,

whatever those fancy trees are. But those look incredible. Even just like the Walmarts there and Home Depot's and stuff have really nice ones. Mm-hmm. I'm a fan. I just, I like, oh, At least there's something going on, you know?

Some cake or... I like a big, annoying Christmas tree. I like the way they smell. Mm-hmm. All that whatnot. A poll by, and this is a real organization, the American Christmas Tree Association. Okay.

Found that fake trees are now overwhelmingly favoreded to real trees. 70% of people will buy a real tree, one and six. Fake trees have been the preferred option for over a decade now. I guess that's a bummer for, like, Christmas tree farms and stuff around here. Well, also the other thing is, yes, bummer, but also not so much of a bummer as they jacked the bejesus out of the prices of the Christmas trees. So I don't feel so bad for the Christmas tree farmer that through COVID tripled their tree prices from, you know, $20, $30, $40 trees to $60, $60, $100 trees. Yeah, it gets expensive.

Because that part is unfair. It's one of those when they just kept going and kept going and they just passed it along. And there are a lot of work. HK. In our chat says, I got a balsam hill tree and so many of the tips have already broken off. More expensive does not always mean better quality. That's a bummer.

Do they have a warranty on those things? I was, because I was going to, I'm going to finally get rid of that one because it doesn't work. Yeah, the one I should put it somewhere. And then we'll have a real fake Christmas tree somewhere and just see how long it takes anybody to notice. Like I'll just put it on like the corner of our It won't last a night

Cousin Jay says fake trees are easier to pack up on Christmas afternoon as we all know Cousin Jay the second Those gifts are open You're done Get out of here Christmas is over Christmas is done

Get out of here Scotty with the bits in chat We appreciate it Scotty Every bit helps No not Snoop no Snoop oh no He jumped because he didn't move We were bad

He did jump I'm good morning everybody Happy Tuesday Doggy Drive-Thru tonight. Thanks again, Upstate Honda dealer for joining us last break to talk about that. Get your pet and go benefit some good causes out there tonight at the doggy drive-thru. Although. Lights on the lake.com.

It's, I'm still going. Mm-hmm. I just was under the impression that we get handed a dog. Like a McDonald's. One dog per customer, then your dog. There's your dog. Just paw. Oh, a schnauzer.

That would be a move, though. If you may see them, I just put a bunch of, like, adoptable dogs out front. They're like, you're going to leave this. They're cold. Wow. That's cool, though. Keep driving if you want. No, go and enjoy your lights.

This is just a cold dog. I mean, it's okay, though. And, is your dog? And it's your dog. And here's your dog. I don't know what this site is, but they're doing a fun giveaway. RotoGrinders.com, that sounds filthy. Nice.

Hell, yeah. Well, Roto, is that, so is it, like, fantasy something? Is that a fantasy term, Roto? Say it must because it's a football thing. Yeah. So they're looking for their official armchair coach. They're going to pay you $2,000 to yell at your TV, courtesy of Roto Grinders.

Think you can call plays better than the pros? Oh, that's funny. We're scouting every corner of the country for the ultimate armchair coach. Whether you're breaking down plays in your living room or screaming at the refs in your basement. Okay. We're putting $2,000 on the line to craft. the loudest fan in football, all you got to do is nominate somebody.

So if I was like, if I lived with Cody, I'd have probably footage or audio of him yelling at the TV. Yeah. You can submit that on their behalf. You'll, the winner. That's cool. Once they decide who is the best armchair coach. Yeah.

We'll receive $2,000 cash, a whistle. Damn, bro. A foam finger, and a gallon of gatorade to pour on your own head. You have to. You have to. Is the official roto grinders 2,000? That's wicked funny. Tyler armchair coach.

No, I'm not as... You're not as loud? I probably yell more at video game football because that I can control. I can't control DAC throwing a wild ball over the middle for no reason. Yeah, if you are losing in the game, it's because you are doing something wrong. Or you're mad at the programmers at Madden. Right? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly. You're mad at whatever EA did. If it's in a video game, it's me. It's all me and cutter. Cutter baloney. Me and Cutter out there. He'll roll out and hook you a 60-yard bomb the locks of what you never seen. Cutter-R.

Is Cutter-Boli right? Bollie. Cutter-Boli. Is that a character you made up? No, it's a transfer because you can do the transfer. Is it a real human? Is it a real cutter-bole? Honestly, he might be.

He's a senior in the game. So I wonder if he is. Cutter Bollie, football quarterback. Where did he come from? Freshman at, he's from Hodgenville, Kentucky. Okay, he was born in 2005. Jesus. Jesus.

He earned SEC Freshman of the week last week. Where does he play? He plays for the Kentucky Wildcats. Oh, he's okay. All right. Well, he left them and joined my Syracuse Orange national champions for the 28 year. Cutter bowling. Look at him.

That's, oh, my God. I'm taking a picture when I get home. That's him. That's exactly him. He was born after I graduated. He was born after I graduated. Carter. I didn't know he was real.

He's a real guy. Well, I told you, you can't vape on a plane. You also can't bring a meat cleaver on a plane. Whoa. All right, that one's on TSA. How did that get through? That one's all metal. He dealt the flight.

Well, again, this could have been during the shutdown and the TSA workers are like, I don't get a man, I'm not getting paid. Yeah, yeah. I don't care what you do. I'm not getting paid. Yeah. A Delta flight to Salt Lake City was delayed on Thursday. After crew members discovered a passenger had carried on a meat cleaver.

Leave it to cleaver. Oh, all passengers were ordered off the plane and required to go through security again. What? I didn't do anything. You know what? That's too bad. I didn't do this. Because again, they're basically saying that that's on the TSA guy of like, all right, we got to do everyone again.

I didn't do this. have a meat cleaver. TSA spokesperson said we take this matter very seriously, or we are reviewing the incident, and once we determine the circumstances surrounding the event, we will take the appropriate corrective action. Like, how do you forget

you had a meat cleaver, or was it like, are you a shaft, maybe a chef? And it was like wrapped up in your things? You know, they have that like... That knife bag? Pack your weird satchel, but not really satchel of knives. They wrap up their things in a towel. Oh, I forgot that I had my meat cleaver in my car.

Carry on. That's my fault. I'm sorry. Or it wouldn't even be that big a deal if it was other things. You know what I mean? Because there's other things inside of that. Or was it just? Because then I'm still blaming you. If you just had a meat cleaver, I don't care if you just forgot it. You still, that's on you. That's on you. Also, TSA, like, if TSA missed like a little tiny pocket knife, okay. But a meat cleaver, like you said, that's all metal and that's big.

Yeah. And that's hard to miss. Right. 315, 36, 4009 what? Emotional support meat cleaver. Stabbs emotional support. Gotcha. That makes sense. Doggy Drive through tonight, lights on the lake.com for tickets and information. Although you do see there is a cloud flare outage nationwide that hosts a lot of things.

What does that mean? Just means if we're having trouble buying any tickets tonight, just wait until cloud flare comes back, I guess. It's a nationwide outage. But we'll get it back. We'll get you those tickets. And worst case scenario, I don't know, we'll bring some machines out there and let you ring up as you pull up. I don't know. Five bucks tonight.

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