The Show - WACKY CRAWLERS

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

A major parenting crossroads — Josh’s oldest kid is listening to I.C.P. Cody had to wait for Deb to finish her conversation at Cinco de Mayo. Lots of deals for nurses today & all week long. Oh, really? You needed to pull the car with your pud? We celebrate cereal box toys & so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Take it on up. City.

Ahoy, hoi, hi. Happy Whiskey Wednesday, dummies. Thank you. Good morning. We got some rain for you. We got a little bit of rain for you out there today. Yeah. Got some rain for you.

A little annoying. Hey, listen, we need it. We need it, right? We need it. I mean, for a while to, you know, get all the vegetation growing, but, you know, let's not overdo it this summer now. Okay. Let's see. Let me see.

Let me see. Let's see. Yeah, we did have that streak where it rained a lot. Let me see. Let's just relax. Rain today. Good tomorrow, good Friday. Good Charlotte.

Good Charlotte. Yeah, and then a lot of rain. Oh. It's all right. It's not a new day. Life stars of the rainy and famous. Yep. It is a whiskey Wednesday, though.

We got that to look forward to. You know, do a little booze in tonight at 7 o'clock on Twitch. Go outside after you pour your whiskey and open up your whiskey with a drop of rainwater. Ah, the Lord's. effervescence, as they say. Make it worth drinking. How was everyone's Tuesday? Did you get out and about yesterday?

Do you go anywhere yesterday? Oh, no, you went to Sammy Gets. Yeah. Semi Gets. That was plenty. Oh, fun stuff. Yeah, your mother was sending me photos of at the end of the meal. She still had a corona to go.

I didn't notice her. I would have been like, all right, let's go with that there. I see what you're doing. She sent me a picture of you with your head down. saying I'm finishing my corona and I say wrap it up. Let's go. You've been there hours.

Food's done. Let's go. Bill's paid. Well, I'm still visiting. I'm still visiting, Cody. She wrapped up pretty quick after that. I'm listening to Just Joe, Cody. Yep.

Was he plainly there? Just Joe had just gotten there. Let me enjoy this. I gave a request I want to hear it, Cody. Still waiting for ICP. Oh, man. I requested bitches and Just Joe said he would. DeBlis. My oldest, when my oldest gets to drive, they're a lot of put their music on.

And it's an interesting array. Like, we have a lot of similar music. And I don't know how I feel it. I don't know if I should say this. But the other day, ICP came up and I go, you listen to ICP? No, just, I go, no, no, no, we're not. We're not doing this. They say, it's okay. Say it's okay. I go, like, I get it. I'm the parent. I'm not supposed to like your music, but I don't.

Don't be telling people. Let's not, let's keep that to us, all right? It was just one song. I don't think they even know, like, what ICP is. I think it just came up. Yeah. I go, what, you're down with the clown? Are you down with the clown?

Whoop, whoop, are we whoop-whooping now? Put a quarter in the jugolo jar. You whoop-whooped. Do I got a Fago in the house now? Is this a thing? Got a whole stock of Fago. Are we whooping, whooping, whooping? Coming downstairs

It was shocking The face paint It was shocking What? Because they go Like their playlist is all over the place There's like Bobby Darren And then a country song

And then like a three days race And then an ICP came up So maybe it's some hip hop comes up I'm like your Part of the mix There's a vast taste here But I was shocked by the ICP And then there was one song

I don't want to be that parent Who's like whoa Hey now But there was Somebody tell me who this was there was a song that came up and the album cover like the art that comes up

is a woman getting it doggy style Yeah It's a woman like on it you don't see any parts You just see like her lower back Like her upper back and her back And she's like on a bed And it's a hip hop song And it's like so vile

And I had to go Whoa Whoa whoa What rappers cover of their album Is them doing it doggy style. If you show me the art, I'll know it right away. I knew it was going to tell me Snoop.

It's not Snoop. It's not Snoop. It's a newer rapper, but the album, is it Backshots Volume 1, Bob? Or you're just making it up? I don't even know. It was a new rapper I didn't know. And now I'm that dad.

Was it a guy or a gal? It was a male rapper, but he was singing about doing it to a lot of ladies. Yeah, well, as they do. And it was like the album art on my VW screen. Was a lady. Was a lady on all. All fours.

You put your hands over it. No, no, no. And it's like the kid, I immediately see that pop up because I'm like, you know, I'm in the pastur, see you're looking out, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the song is like, everything vile. Yep. And I know I sound very old, but I'm a dad. And it's all these vile lyrics of this and that and this.

And I look over at the screen and that's the album. And I go, what is this? Of course, the kid's like, oh, what is the big video? What is the song? Oh, it's just the music. I mean, my mom didn't love Nirvana, but God, I wasn't, did you skip it? Yes. I skipped it.

I said not in my car. When you're by yourself, I'm in the room. I'll find you the album. I'll figure it out. I'll play you a sample. It was jarring. Big bowl of Mexican rice. Yeah.

You got an idea of rice. Massigan rice. Good morning. This yesterday. You're right. K rock happens. Wednesday. What did you get takitos? I knew you won. For a starter.

Mm-hmm. For the, for the, what I ought to put the table? Tootitos. Was it you and just mom? Yeah. Chris come to? No, just a hit a one. All right.

So you and Tabarini. And I got the pork carnitas. Oh, what you said was new for you. I'd never tried their pork carnitas. Tell me about them. I loved it. It was delicious. It was nice, like, slow-cooked pork. It's like a taco, right? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It was definitely a taco. It was a, uh. A corn tortilla. The pork and what else? The pork. Little chunks of onion. Uh-oh. Which I ate.

And then cilantro, which doesn't taste like soap to me, so I don't mind. And then you come with a couple little sauces. Okay. But the sour cream, beans, whatever we want. Okay. I just stayed with that and then a little of the sauce. Nice. No chis.

And then what kind of taikitos? Chicken taikitos, baby. Chicken taikitos, baby. Got to have chicken taikitos. Got to have chicken taikitos. Chicken taikitos, baby. They're going to have the frozen margs for permanent now. So once it's a nice hot summer day, then I can get one of those.

So I didn't get the frozen marg yesterday. You were inside yesterday. Well, we were going to eat outside because it was still, it was nice. And then we're like, well, let's just sit inside. It's kind of windy. It was still nice, but kind of windy. And then within five minutes, it just started a downpour for no reason. People were caught out there, but like downpour, downpour without any type of warning.

And then it just kind of slow-to-un to nothing. Some people had all them back out there. But it was packed. Yeah, I heard it was packed yesterday. It was packed. Good, man. I'm glad you got your Mexican food. I blew it.

I told you. I planned on doing a Mexican meal. And then the youngest gets home from school, and he was like an early lunch day. So he's like, can I just have something like chicken nuggets? And then he and I just ate a whole bag of chicken nuggets. He went through your nug credits for the week already. We went to, we've nug maxed.

We blew all of our nug. Redits. Yep. Went nuts and just ate a whole bunch of chicken nuggets. So maybe this weekend we'll get Mexican food on Friday or something. Maybe as well. You know? That's the other good thing is that it's not like a, you know, it's San Michael's and it's a different restaurant all the time.

So for Cinco de Mayo, they did Mexican food. We got good Mexican food everywhere all year. We got it all over the place. We got good places to eat. What did you guys get yesterday? Did you get any Mexican food? Cinco de Mayo. Puka, Bella.

I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll... Be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins... Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the...

Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right. Can we go to the hospital now? The contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX. Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Smart buyers are choosing Toyota gold certified used at Burdick Toyota.

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Cody's dad was a nurse. My mom was a nurse. Yep. I mean, my mom is retired and I guess she's still a nurse. I don't know, but, uh. What are you trying to say? Because my dad's dead. He's not.

He is. Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh. No, I mean, Tantam is my own personal nurse because I text her every day with personal ailments that I think I have going on. And then I send her my blood work every day to see what does. Am I dying? Is I dying mom? Oh, see, no, my dad was the weirdest nurse.

Why? Because his answer to think. was like, that's why I super glue cuts and, like, he was the definition of rubbed dirt on it. Yeah, but maybe he was right. I mean, not everything. I mean, he punched you in the face to knock a tooth out, so. I got the punch him first. You did.

You did. But, yeah, it was always that. Like, I just go wash it out in the lake, you'll be fine. Frank was more of like an old-timey homestead nurse. Yeah. He's like, just put a little salve on it, drink some tussing. Yep, if you got attacked by a wild, a bear out in the wild, he would tend to your wounds. Uh-huh.

Well, I bring this up because there's a lot of deals for you nurses. Oh, nice. You're not going to be paying for a meal today. This isn't as highly publicized as a lot of days. So I want to let you know the freebies you can get today, nurses. I know we have a lot of nurses that listen to us or family members of nurses. Spread the work. Now, if I go to these places in my, which is all I have.

Sexy nurses outfit? Yes. I don't have credentials necessarily. They do want to see ID. You're just got to show them your nurse ID. That's the outfit. Do you think a non-n nurse would dress like this? What do you think I just got the little fun little hat?

And the sexy little skirt on, you think a non-nourse would come to the Duncan not dress like this? I mean, okay. Cody. Here's what you can get today if you are a nurse. All right. And there's a couple that extend for the whole week. Now, this is according to something couponing on Facebook or whatever. regardless.

I like coupons. Call I had to make sure this is real. Yeah, yeah. But this is what they're reporting. Today, free medium dunk and coffee. That should be an all weaker. That's only today. But there are a whole bunch of like this.

I like that, though. One day is better than no days. Do we have a crispy cream? Because you can get a free crispy cream donut today. If you can find one. Inside of places. Okay. Right?

Right. Isn't that where you can find them? Like gas stations and such, right? Thought, maybe. Do we have tropical cafe around here? Does that sound familiar? It does. If we do free 24 ounce fountain drink today.

Okay. And now here's some week-long ones. Applebee's. Today through the 12th. Free appetizer with the purchase of any entree. Wow. Buffalo Wild Wings, today through the 12th. 20% off your bill, B-dubs.

All week, you said? All week. Wow. Okay, that's, all right, those aren't bad. I mean, I don't like when they make you do a lot, but that's not bad. Just here, just blatant 20% of it. off.

10% off at Outback, today through the 12th. I'll accept it. You could do better. 10% off in Texas Roadhouse today through the 12th. I'll accept that. But now listen to me. Here's for today. Yeah.

Today you're not paying for a meal. No, today you're eating good. If you can cover this ground, I'm going to tell you what you get today. Bada, ba, blah, blah. You're eating good. Today at Chipotle, you get a free burrito. You pop in there, you get a free chilo, Chipotle. No, there's no crazy.

It just says free burrito. Wow. Call had to make sure a variation. Yeah, you know. Locations may vary, blah, blah, blah. Nothing we are saying is binding. But then healthcare workers for the next week, buy one, get one through the 12th at Chipotle. So you buy one?

Give a freebie to somebody. Okay. Today at Jimmy Johns, which I think all of ours are closed, aren't they? They were gone, freaky face. They were gone. If you got a Jimmy Johns near, maybe in the Utica area, free sandwich today, May 6th. These are all your nurses deals. Firehouse subs.

Free medium sub today. Firehouse subs. Wow. Jersey Mikes. Free regular sub today. Okay. These are some good deals. If anything, go to every one of these.

Yeah. Don't just because while I already ate, go get mad free subs, bro. And if I can think of, do we have any Panda Express around here? Panda Express is 20% off your order for the next week. Okay. So we got a Panda Express. Maybe you're listening elsewhere. The only one I knew of was that one over in Cicero that I didn't like the two or three times I got it.

like takeout, but then when we went there and ate it fresh, it was some of the best I've ever had, and then like the next week they left. Oh, yeah, we did like that one. That was nice. That's the only one I know. Also, nurses, we're talking about free deals. It extends beyond food. Today, if you are a healthcare worker and you have ID, again, call, variations may happen.

Verizon will give you 25% off your plan. AT&T, 25% off qualified plans. Wow. Vision works. 25% off a complete pair of glasses today. Massage envy. Do we have massage envy? 20% off massage and skin services.

I think so. Plus, between 10 and 30% off, depending on the brand. If you go to their websites, Crocs, Adidas, Nike, Yeti, Stanley. Today's a day for you nurses and healthcare workers, all right? Get shopping. But like, all right, let's dial it back now.

Okay. Let's just, no, I'm just kidding. I'll do my own research, nurses. No, go get your. your free subs. Yeah, that's what I mean. Forget about. Load up. Go get them all today. And then... Even if you don't eat them today, you put them in the fridge. And even if you don't want it tomorrow or you end up throwing it out, who cares is free?

It was free. It didn't cost you any monies, you know? 7 o'clock, jump on our Twitch and YouTube. Just kidding there. Hey, Rock, C, NY. Streaming is the future, and we are all the places. Come hang with me tonight, live. Chat along, get a drink, have a smoke. It's a hi. Swing over to East Coast Emeralds and pick up some of that glassware.

some of that new glassware for tonight, all right? Before it's gone. Okay. So here's the debate. As a video is going viral right now, it's a guy going to pick up his mom and his girlfriend is in the passenger seat. And the mom says, I'm not sitting in the back. I'm your mother. So they're saying, what's proper protocol when you're picking up your mother and in the passenger seat is your girlfriend?

I can tell you protocol when in the passenger seat is my wife is that my mother-in-law will sit in the back seat. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it sounds like one of those old-timey, you know, oh, make sure that, you know, your, you're all elders are in the front. I don't know. What up, Sonny in YouTube. I think that.

I know my mom can't because she followed up because she's in the back. She gets motion sickness. So it's just like a default fine. Yeah. You'll have to say, no. you have to actually sit. Well, here's the clip. It's the mother yelling at her son.

I'm not sitting in the backseat. You need to get out. You're going to sit in the back seat today. You need to get out. I'm not sitting in the backseat. My mom's coming soon. I don't have to get in the gun. What you mean?

What's it? It's not that deep. It's sitting in the back seat. All right. You can be a man. All right. You're not married anyway. I mean, we're just going somewhere.

You're like you got to sit in the back seat. They're arguing because obviously this become a heated argument. But it's answered the debate. Well, I think it's easy. Both of them in the back seat. No, let's see. Oh, yes. Both are you in the back.

Knock it off. Let the girlfriend drive. And then I sit my ass in the back seat. Okay. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. If you want to drive, which, you probably, no, I'm not driving. Well, it kind of also depends, like, if I'm, because we have a Honda pilot, which has three rows.

So we can always fit, me and my wife, third row. Two kids and my in-laws if we're going somewhere. And it depends on the situation. Yeah. So I'm driving. I'm almost always the driver. If we're going on like a quick trip to like a Sammy gal for dinner.

Yeah. Wife and I are up front. Then it doesn't matter. In-laws are in the back. If we're doing a long trip to like Connecticut, usually father-in-law is up front. Then it's a little different. So that my wife and her mother can chat in the middle row.

because they're the two chatty ones they'll want to talk the whole time. Yeah. But I think it generally depends on the situation. I guess I don't know. My mother-in-law has always just sat in the back now because I'm usually driving our vehicle. Because it's not that big a deal.

But if it's that much of a deal to either one of those people, that guy is going to have to figure it out. And I think he should just sit in the back. Yeah, bro. And at all, how long have you been with this girl? Yeah, like what? You say your girlfriend? All right.

Is this like a two-month girlfriend? and you're going to make your mother sit in the back, bro. That ain't. That ain't going to play out well. He was trying to say it to the girlfriend. I'm like, it's not that deep. Just keep that deep. Just please get in the back.

You can see what's going on. Yeah. Please. Tax line says, I've been married over 20 years and I've always offered my mother-in-law the front seat. Always. She says, thank you and takes the back. I always offer it, though.

It's the gentleman thing to do. See, yeah, I always, I mean, I like to drive. But if not, I always offer anywhere in the back, just because I got little. the legs. So it's always... Both of my in-laws are tiny people, so they fit right comfortably back there. I don't mind being in the back to let somebody be more comfortable in the front.

They sit in the middle row. They share an M&M. That's enough. They're good for a couple hours. They snack on one tortilla chip. Says the internet is torn over this. Some say the mother was out of line for demanding the girlfriend move. Others say elders get priority in the front seat.

It's a situation like you're saying. Like, what if they get motion sick? And then sisters said, well, what if you're... What do they both throw up? Then we can't go anywhere. Everyone's home. We can't go anywhere. I'll go out and get food and bring it back.

It's also that, I mean, yes, situations, obviously respect for, you know, older people or whatever, like your family or whatever. But I'm so over the respect your elders. You got to earn my respect. Yeah, you've got to earn my. Just because you're older than me doesn't mean you earn my respect. Yeah. What I, because you've been alive longer? Hell no.

I'm thinking back to when my nanny was still alive and we'd pick her up at her apartment for things. She'd always get priority front seat because that's your grandmother. Yes, exactly. And then in a way, that's an old lady. She's got to sit in the front. When I'm doing hitchhikings and I pick up an old lady. Yeah. In the back.

In the back of the truck. Yeah, get in the back. Get back there with the hay bales, Maude. Damn it. Have a good day at school, James. James says hi in chat. He's headed to school. Have a good one, James.

Get to school. Get there. Do your learnings and all your education. Get the books and such. Make sure go to the... No more teacher dirty looks. Go to the school store and see if they got the new team pencil. Oh, the new pencils.

The fun crazy grip. The grip with the triangle. Triangle grip or the red grip. Either one is fine for today because it's going to be a fun day. Man, a book fair would slap right now. They brought back book it. It's got an adult book fair going now. Right.

If I can get pizza, I want to get an adult book fair. Do they still do the scholastic, like you head on down to the... My kids are in high school. now. They definitely don't do it in high school. No. But they did do it when they were, they used to do it at the YMCA. We'd go to the Beaville YMCA and we'd walk out and there they were with all the books. Yep.

Yeah, can we get books? You're not going to read them. Can I go look at them? Can I go a Lamborghini poster? Oh, I mean, oh yeah, you got to get that Lamborghini. It broke the road. It goes so fast. So, you know, I like when people do things for a good cause, but sometimes I'm just like, well, that's, that's, that's what you did? to bring attention.

Yeah, Katie, adult book fairs are called bookstores. Ah, yes, I don't want to go to a bookstore. I'm not a nerd, Katie. Oh, my God. Okay, sorry. Bookstores. Sorry. So I get the gentleman's trying to bring attention and raise awareness for prostate cancer.

That's something we should raise awareness for. Yeah. Let people know they should get checked. I don't know why he needed to light himself on fire and pull a vehicle with his penis for 131 feet. Well. I mean. Like sometimes when I read these As a dude

I know how the dude brain works And you're like sometimes you're like I wonder if I could do that And this guy's probably like I wonder if I could pull a car with my penis They're like John why are you doing that You don't need to I don't know for prostate cancer awareness or something

But I can But I can't No one's saying you can't Watch me Stevenson John no you don't have to But I do Now I don't

I'm gonna read the sentence I don't know if the car was set on fire or his penis was set on fire. Let me read the sentence. The world after this heat. The world is on fire for sure. John Stevenson, a 50-year-old man from Halifax, West Yorkshire. Okay, Mike. All right, then.

Pulled a two-ton police car, 131 feet using his penis while set ablaze on April 30th. So he was ablaze? Yeah, I don't Or the car was ablaze It's got to be the car Because you can't How are you going to pull all that stuff with your wiener When everything is all slippery

See there's a photo Hold on a second Can I see a photo of this situation No, it's him He's on fire He's on fire Yeah, there we go No

See here's a thing People are expecting to be Wow, that's kind of an older guy No your penis doesn't reach Max elasticity until like 45 or 50 It starts to really get that length You can't tug on it. That laffy taffy droop.

Yes, we call it the, would you like a balloon animal? Oh, how nice. Saltwater taffy. Yes. He combined two previous stunts. He's already pulled a car with his testicles while on fire. What about the shaft?

Can't let the shaft get the shaft. Hold on a second. Did he do it once and someone was like, yeah, but you weren't even on fire? I don't know, because. it says I'm really lost to what the point of this was. Obviously, he got people talking about it, we're talking about it. He pulled a car

with his wiener. And now prostate cancer is cured? You're just more aware of it. Because he pulled that car with his penis while he was on fire. You know, here's the thing. Before that, no idea it was. I had never even heard of it. No. No idea what it was. Sister, no, men really do never grow up. We do not grow up. No. This is funny. He said, I won't lie. It hurt quite a bit.

Stevenson added, everything was still intact. No sympathy. Well, it hurt quite a bit. A new joy. Yeah, you pulled a car with your pee. And what do you do? All I can picture is like, all right, well, hopefully you're circumcised because that's going to be like your base.

I'm going to tie it around the head. Well, all it shows in the photo and video is a strap going into his pants. So I don't know if it's taped to it. I don't know there's like a cuff around it. Really strapped one on. Really strapped, yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

Well, he achieved it. And now, like Cody said, prostate cancer. Thank you. Gured. God. Done. Phew. Happy Whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7 o'clock.

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It's all right. Sugar. Sugar will make sure them pits are smooth for you. Make sure them pits are nice and smooth. So I got good news. I got good news, 80s and 90s kids. And even you 70s kids,

because this impacted you as well. Oh, they are so old now. So old. Oh, my God. Cereal box toys are back, baby. Wow. For the first time in over a decade, Kellogg's is bringing back

cereal box toys. It was never, like, was that putting you out? I don't know. A tiny piece of plastic crap? that's in every bag. Just junk. It's just...

Because nobody cared other than the happy kids. And that's why we'd buy the box. Yeah. So what was the protocol in your house? Although you and your brother, how many years apart? Ten. So he really wasn't a fight over the toy.

Nah. No. Joey and I, not so much because he's like four and a half. I always just took the toy. I just shoved him down the stairs or whatever. Yep. But Kellogg's is bringing back toys inside of cereal boxes for the upcoming Toy Story 5 movie.

with Hitch Theaters next month. Fruit loops, frosted flakes, corn pops, Apple Jacks, Frosted Mini Wheats, Rice Krispies. Oh, my God, oh my God. We'll have Toy Story figures inside as well as collectible spoons, trading cars, and movie tickets. That's what I always liked. What?

My mom always would mail out for it. Whereas like, eat a couple of these and you get a bowl or a cup or a spoon. I like that stuff, the stuff that was usable, not like, I didn't eat a little boat that would, you know, sink in a second. And I want you guys to use your memories here of your favorite cereal box toys. Because Fuzz says it was always a fight in her house. I will say all of you are remembering that. The number one, the color changing spoon.

That was the jam. And they always linked it to a movie. So there was an Aladdin color changing spoon, a Lion King color changing spoon. Yeah, I remember. But it was always, it really had nothing to do with it. It was just, it's blue. There's a blue color in the movie. And then when you put it in the milks, it's going to turn purple.

Yeah, those were the best. Do you remember Checks Quest in 1996? It was a video game that came inside the cereal box. Whoa. There was an era. You might even be too young for this, because I'm too young for this. Where they would mail out, like the cereal box would have a vinyl record in it. Do you remember those?

No, that one's not. And it was like a square and you'd put it on the record player. It would just like a square would spin, but it would play it. For some reason, I'm kind of remembering that. Now that you said that it was on the box. It was either on the box or in the box, but it was a square, and it had the vinyl record on it, and you could play whatever the song was. So weird.

Yeah, Pat says that was the best Doom. It was used the Doom engine to make Checks Quest. Okay, okay. Disney afternoon mini-figs, 1991. They had Ducktails Rescue Rangers in Talspin. Yep. I remember those. They probably are somewhere in all those Maxbox cars.

They're in there. Simpsons magnets. There were various Simpsons magnets that came in cereal boxes in the 90s. That's the thing is that, yeah, there were 20 pieces of crap. But then there were Simpsons magnets that probably if you have them now. Are worth a bunch. They're worth money. Dude, that Garfield bike reflector, which was Garfield's head with the two big reflector eyes,

that was a 10 out of 10 cereal box toy. Yep, I remember that. legendary cereal box toy. Did they ever do other bike reflectors for other characters? I don't remember. I only had the Garfield. Yeah, I don't think so.

Textline said, my sister and I would open the box and shove our hands in there to grab the toy before eating the cereal. Unwashed. I was going to say, what's the protocol? Did you have a protocol?

Because you got to wait until... Yeah, I mean, I was going to say you got to wait until the cereal's gone. You can't do it first. Oh, no, it was always the first thing you got out. Oh, the first thing you get out of there? No, you got to have it. have a bunch of bowls first. I'm the spoiled

oldest. I would either pour all the cereal out or you just shove your hand in the box and life around. That's the right, because it was at the bottom. So you feel it. Yeah. Oh, God. I'm going back to top cereal toys. A bunch of you have said, the wacky wall walkers, dude. Yep. Remember the wall? You whip

them at the wall and then they just kind of slowly walked down the wall. Yep. Anything that had the little outer packaging, you were like, oh boy. What is this going to be? Monster in my pocket coming in. I don't know if, what's that? Well, I mean, yes.

Do I remember Monster in my pocket cereal toys? My. I don't think I do. Pocket. What was the monster in my pocket? Was that 80s, 90s? What's it looked like? Oh, wait, were they, they were those things?

They're these things? Remember like the peach guys? The muscle guys, but they weren't M-U-S-C-L-E. They were monsters. Yeah, so they were like that, but those. No, I don't. I don't really remember those. Well, there's been a lot.

And I'm going to jump around here. There's a list on Mr. Breakfast.com where they broke down some of the best. Cereal box toys of all time. Mr. Breakfast. Mr. Breakfast would know. In the 90s, there was a serial campaign, and I don't remember this,

where you could get an Urkel for President Pinn, Steve Erkel from Family Matter, was so popular that Urkel Lowe's came out in 1991 and you could get an Urkel for President Collective Pin. That would be sick. That would be so sick. I just remembered one. What?

That was awesome. I don't remember the cereal or anything, but I remember that I ended up getting a 1992 dream team winbreaker. You had to mail away from that, right? My mom did all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I remember it was a white. Bro.

92 Dream Team. It had like a bunch of little characters all over. It was awesome. Mm-hmm. Yep. So that's one I just remember. Joe says, I remember when they had to start putting the toys in bags

because people were opening the boxes in stores just to get the toys. That's always been a problem. There was a campaign when in the 90s where like if you found this specific Mountain Dew can, you got a bunch of like video game stuff. I forget what it was. No, I remember you're talking about. And people were just going into stores ripping open boxes of the Mountain Dew to look for that can. Yep.

Back to the cereal box toys. How about the fruity pebbles and cocoa pebbles color-changing dinosaurs from the 90s? Okay. Little plastic dinosaur, you put it in a cup of ice water. Change color. Any color-changing things were top-notch. Top-notch. Top-notch.

What else is on here? CrunchBerry Story Scope. This was the 70s. Selects boxes, a Crunchberry cereal had a story scope. It was like a big wristwatch looking thing with a, like, remember the viewfinder discs, you put the disc in it, and I guess you'd kind of learn, read a story, I guess. Oh, okay. Cinnamon Crunch mini binoculars.

Oh. In 1973. They went all out. Cap and Crunch released three mini binoculars. You could see far, okay, it only had three settings. You could see far away, up close, or normal right there. That was it. Monster cereal puffs shoot, 1975.

Man. Four different available. they considered the series. So they were like parachute guys, little parachute guys essentially. You whip them up in the air, little parachute guys come down. The Flintstone rock grabber? Remember that? It was like, like an accordion thing and you'd do this with it and it would grab.

Yep. And they'd grab things. Yeah, I too remember that. Yeah, Angt said Garfield Cups. How do we get the Garfield Cups? That was a whole other thing. Like a man, I was Malloway, right? No, you would go, the one I'm remembering is you would go to a McDonald's and you would get an extra.

value meal and then for $2.99. You could get one of four collectible Batman glasses. That's what my other drama did. We'd go to Pizza Hut, get all the land before time upgrades, all the Ninja Turtle upgrades. You're going to go and get your Garfield cups at whatever fast food nasium you want. Man. Any other ones coming in on the tax line. Some of you were remembering your favorite cereal box toys as Kellogg's is bringing them back.

First time Kellogg's has put toys in cereal. and more than a decade. It's just a limited time, but it will be for the Toy Story 5 movie coming out. What else do you see? Pogs. I remember there were Pogs, had serial characters.

I think I have some of those too. The Pog ones? Yeah, that would be a great cereal box toy. Yep, those were good. Let's see here. Ooh, I suffer through boxes of Cheerios on the tax line to get Star Trek, next generation trading cards.

Oh, cards would be a good one. Yep, because sometimes it's not about the cereal. You're like, I don't care about the cereal. You know what would be a good partnership for us? What if we did something where we had our own, like, show version of cereal box toys? There's not, like, cereal boxes made locally, but we should have, like a, like, we do these diner tours. We should have our own little, like, little chotchky or something. Or figure out a way to get our own little spoons taped to Chobani.

Color-changing spoons, dude? To the Chobani cups. Maybe that's our next piece of merch. Maybe that's our next piece of like Show color-changing spoons Fun giveaways, a color-changing spoon. We come up with a Chobani yogurt flavor. BK.

You are correct. My wife. My wife. Unfortunately have damaged these many of times. Her grandmother mailed away for the smuckers glasses. Oh. Which had like the Archie's characters on them. Yeah, I remember those things.

And those have always been in our kitchen, but, like, I broke and come home. Well, we would do the move of you just, you wait until you're done with some smuckers. Because the jars themselves had, like, fun little characters. And you'd be like, that's a glass now. Oh, handbone, great point. We put them with Gilligan's ice cream. Little show change, color changing spoon.

There you go. Dog and a jacket, stuffed animal and fruity pebbles. I've been doing a whole bunch of stuff behind the scenes, guys. We have so many great things that we can merchandise and use for, like, graphics and stuff. Yeah, we, we... I'm excited about the future because I'm seeing, like, like a bigger picture now. We could very well do a whole mass load of a lot of merch.

Yeah, we'll be doing our own merch here coming up really soon. But there's like this cool, like after 15 years of this stupid show, there's so many fun things that you guys have come up with. We've come up with. It's just silly stuff we can do. The Summit Federal Credit Union Taste of Syracuse, presented by Topps Friendly Markets. Just a few weeks away. First weekend in June.

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Hang with us. Twitch and YouTube, all the streaming locations. And by the way, if you're coming down to some of Federal Credit Union tastes in Syracuse, and you want to try some delicious treats, $2 samples of all kinds, and I believe we are talking with Gilligan. Well, talking to Gil and Andy of Gilligan. Yes, I always forget that. It's just convenient.

It's not named after Gil. No. But it's just his name is Gil and they have Giligans. I believe that we are in the process of our ice cream. We will need, let me see if I can, hold on a second. Where is, there we go. A combo is going to be this, and we're going to need help coming up with names, gang. This is where show fam comes in.

It's because you guys are good with names. It's going to be a cookie butter. ice cream with raspberry swirl and biscoff chunks. Like those crackers that you like? Yeah. We need a name for that. What's our name? That's what I'm thinking.

I'm just staring off into the void trying to, for my brain to pull together some type of a name. We could ask AI for a name, but I also want you guys to use your creative muscles. We all come up with better stuff. It's hard to beat Pretty Nuts from a couple years ago. That was the best one of all time. Dingleberry cookie jam is hard to beat.

That was the second best, But Pretty Nuts was my favorite. That's like the funniest thing. That was so good. So whatever you guys can come up with, help us name our ice cream, it will be available at the taste of Syracuse. I'm stuck on cookie something.

Right? It's Bisskoff. We keep saying Eric Bischoff. I like Bishoff. I like Bish off. But I don't know what that, because like what's the main cookie butter? You're right?

Yeah. Well, do we know, is it Bish off or is it Biscoff? Somebody told us in Chad is Bischoff. Because let's see. Let me ask you. Let me see what they're, YouTube video. Is it Bischoff or Biskoff cookies?

What's A.I. Say. Biskoff. Biskoff. Biskoff. Biscoff. Biscoff. Biscoff.

Biscoff. Biscoff. Okay. Lotus Biskoff. That's the whole company name. Get out of here. Get out of here. So when you're making a craft mac and cheese,

do you follow the instructions on the box? I do. And apparently I'm in the minority. I like to, I always like to read real quick because I never. know which of those things needs me to leave it covered or uncovered after. Okay. Because, you know,

rice is covered, but sometimes a mash of tater's an uncovered and the mac of cheese is being uncovered, but I don't want to get it wrong. So I'll give it a once-over, and also if I need to add a, like, a butter into it or something. Sure, sure. Same. With Kraft mac and cheese, the only rule I don't need to follow is how much water to put in

because you're going to strain that out anyways. You just want enough water to boil it. Yeah. This woman's going viral for realizing she's been making, she hasn't been following the instructions this whole time. What's she doing? Who actually puts four tablespoons of butter in one box of macaroni? I do. That's on the instructions.

I don't, I probably don't measure out four. The stick. That's, like this much. Yeah. That's what the recipe calls for. I know, but that's a lot of butter. That's what? I know, I know it's what it says. You don't want that much butter? Not really. Oh, I do, bud. I like,

I like a much thicker mac and cheese. So you will do more milk than butter? I'll do a little, a little milk or whatever. It's half a stick, Mickey, is right. It's half a stick. Yeah, it's just, I mean, I don't know. That's just, I don't, I guess it's, you're eating a whole box. You're probably not too worried about a half a stick.

That's what I mean. Like, you're probably not being like, oh, no, half a stick of butter. You got to be careful. Worms. And no one gets that reference. But I like a Valvita. Cody likes it thick. Yeah, you and I don't like the same mac and cheese.

You like a velvita yellow. It's all creamy. You like all that creamy yellow. I'm telling you, man, as much as I love Kraft mac and cheese, it's hard for me to go back after we found all these like spoof recipes. We can make the Panera mac and cheese at home. We can make the Buffalo Wildings mac and cheese at home. You know what I like is the, what's the one with the little rabbit?

The white, the white. Not Annie Ann's, but it's Annie or something. The white chatter. Oh, you're like the bougie stuff. I like the little white rabbit guy. With the shells? Well, I tried it once on sale, and so it's one of those where it's got to be on sale because it's responsible. That's like Valvita.

Valvita, oh my God. They're so expensive. Now that, now we're losing Velvita? Valvita's, oh, it's always been a pricier one, but man. Yeah. That and their big brick of goo, have you ever tried to take a gander at that? No, I don't like Melvita. It's huge, and it's a sponsor, too.

Yeah. But they'll just sell you the cheese. They got the cheese. Cheese. Our oldest favorite food is mac and cheese. Yeah. I was asking me, can you make me the good mac and cheese? And what they mean by the good mac and cheese is I make noodles.

Okay. And then I just eyeball a little milk and a handful of shredded cheese and some butter and I mix it up. And then I put it under the broiler for a little bit. So crispy tops. Yep. That's the good mac and... Gotcha. I've started to do this weird thing where with the shredded cheese that I'm going to use,

I've been rinsing first After You're rinsing the shredded cheese Yeah because it doesn't melt as well Like that powder that's on it Because it's got the starch on it Your best bat If you want the mac and cheese tip

Is you got to shred it fresh You got to get a brick and cheese and shred it My problem is though Is I don't use enough Cheese as a person that doesn't really like cheese anymore But I weirdly like cheese and crackers So unless I'm going to have a little cheese and cracker I'm not going to open a whole brick

Because then that's a I mean it's only like a buck something but I love a cheese sandwich, dude. I had a cheese sandwich for a snack last night. White bread, a couple pieces of cheese. But like what cheese? Last night I did an American and a cheddar combo. Like off of a brick?

No. Oh, that's what I was picturing. You just like cheese and crackers cheese, but like, I've done that when I want a big thick one. My arteries have to be just like a pinched garden hose with the amount of cheese I've eaten in my life, dude. It's all squeezed up in there. Oh, Jojo. cheese and mayo sandwich, bro?

No, no, no. Cheese and miracle with? No, no, no, no. On white bread? No, no, no, no, no, thank you. Fancyed up with a piece of lettuce? No, no, no, no, no, no, you guys all do that. My mom's that.

Or cold bacon? No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't like cheese? No, it's just not, yeah. No, no, no, no. Dude, I love, I love a cheese. Not even grilled cheese. Cold cheese sandwich.

I like to make grilled cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I make you a grilled cheese. use your velvita in there? No, I've bought those slices before because Velvita makes the big brick, but also like the slices and I used it for burgers instead. Okay. All right. No, just

whatever random cheese he got lying around. Page gets the cheese provolone sub from Drek, very nice. You do not. Don't you be buying cheese sandwiches, Paige? Bro, I had to cut off the old, remember I told you that? We always go to Subway. Yeah. And they'd only want cheese and I go, I'm not, I will buy a sub and then just take the meats off it because I'm paying for it anyways and I'll just eat it. Then you'll have the meats. No, eat the salami. Because I got banished from a sub night a long time ago because of my ineptitude to broaden my horizons. I don't like anything on my sub. So to pay the $20 for a Wegman sub. No. In call Cody wants this

turkey provolone. Please no condiments because it'll get mushy and then he'll have his weird soft thing and won't want to eat any of it. And I don't know, maybe if I'm feeling frisky cucumbers, nothing else. Banished from sub night. Because it's not worth it. Because here's what you do, and I hate to take money out of the Wegman's family pocket. What you do is you just go and you get the sub-roll.

Yes. The $2 sub-roll. And then you go over to the cold cuts and you buy the cold cuts and you put it together at home. That's the way you do it. That's what I do now. Not buying a $20-Wegman sub. Or what I found. the place that will

kind of make up for me not putting stuff on there because Subway will not. Wagon's will not. Brooklyn Pickle will. What? When I'm just, when I say, oh, just turkey provolone. Anything else? Nope. Oh, okay. They'll be like, well, they'll let's fatten this up. Yes.

Because they're local. They'll throw on for me. All these places that got to weigh their meats. The second I see a sub getting weighed, when I see you take that meat and I don't care of its store policy, and you Put it on that scale. That's so awful. You might as well spitting it.

What are you doing? Because, you know, the inevitable move is that they do, right? They take a little off. You took away my meat. I'm paying $20 for this. You saw that goddamn sub and you were like, too much. Pisses me off more than when they start weighing your submeats. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

What are you going to do with that little pinch of meat that you just took off that? Was that for your dog? Yeah, right? Put it back on my sub. No, that was already allocated to my sub. That was already allocated. What are you going to put it on to another one? Somebody else?

Yeah. And it's just going to be a chain of too much meat. Dude, I hate it. A chain of little pinches all day. I hate it. I hate seeing that scale come on when it's sub time. Back in my day, you eyeballed it. And that's probably why they lost a lot of my hands.

You got yelled at when your boss inevitably saw you make a... That's how you make a sub? That's way too much meat. Oh, my God. We're going to implement a scale. All right. That's it. Here's what we're going to do.

Anyways, hey, a lot of free subs for nurses today. Go back and listen to the show on demand early this morning. If you're a nurse or healthcare worker, you're eating a lot of free subs today. It's Nurses Day, baby. 7 o'clock. Get over to our Twitch channel. Streaming is the future, and that's where we is. Twitch and YouTube tonight, 7 o'clock on our channel.

It's Whiskey Wednesday, baby. Lee Baldwin with his big-ass golf umbrella. That's the biggest umbrella I've ever seen, Lee Baldwin. Big umbrella. I just logged into my dollar investment club account, and I'm very happy to see that number right there. I haven't looked in forever, especially because I just,

uh, we switched over to the things. I wonder if it tells me. Because there's an app now. It is on a good pace for me. And again, prior results do not blah, blah,

blah, previous whatever. But I know what I had in it when I started. Like I know zero. I didn't. I took a bunch of a, I took a bunch of that COVID money and put it in there. Well,

when you started, when I started, you had zero. I didn't. though because I didn't do the monthly thing. Yeah. And I just put a bunch of money in there. And that money has sent downed and I'm pretty thrilled about that.

But pretty thrilled about that. When you opened the account, technically there was zero dollars. Yes. And then I put monies in it and then that money has grown like a plant. Yes. Okay? Yes. I view it as my emergency fund and you should too.

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Ah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Well, a linguist, a cunning linguist.

Hail! On the PBS series, other words, says that most slang comes and goes. Slang is very, like right now, it's funny because I was talking to another parent. And they were like, if my kid calls me bruh or bro, one more time. And I go,

yeah, but we used to call our parents dude. I used to call Tam tan dude all the time. Yep. And she'd lose her mind. Dude. Dude. I'm not your dude. Dude. I'm not your dude. I'm not your dude. I'm not your dude, bro. Well, according to a cunning linguist says there's one slang word that has surprisingly maintained for over a hundred years. People still use this slang word. They used it in the 40s, they used it in the 60s, and they still use it now. Can you think what it is? Is it dude? No.

I'm trying to, I'm doing old-timey talking. Like, I don't know. You've got to, you're on the right chap? No. What would somebody be, like, it's going back to the 50s. And he has a cool, I just said it. Ah, is it cool? Is it cool?

Is it cool? Yeah, it's cool. Cool, he's a real cool cat. Cool. He was a real cool cat in the 40s. All right, okay. Things are pretty cool right now, bro. Cool.

Part of the reason is cool is a flexible slang word. Yeah. It can mean you're laid back. It can mean you're stylish. Yep. Kameen, that's pretty impressive. Cool, bro. Koo, bro.

Cool, man. You got a cool butt. Cool bot. Cool bot. Cool bot. Or just likable. Or you can say cool it. Cool your, cool your jets, bro.

I was going to say, it could be used, and then depending on your voice. Mm-hmm. Cool. Cool. Cool. Your boy Orange Cassidy gives us the really, really cool. I like, all right. Did it say like where it came from?

Oh, the etymology of cool, I don't know, but I would like to know. That'd be neat. The first per, I mean, if it's over 100 years, it'd be like, and that's the coolest trap we've ever seen on the baseball dime. Wow, that was really neat. And he really connected with that ball. Pardon my French, and I apologize if I am going to offend anybody, but that was quite cool. That was quite cool.

That was quite cool, if you will. Pretty cool. We have no Negroes in this league. What? What do you say? Wait, wait, wait. What did he just say? When that guy in the rainy under his name? Well, that's the 50s.

That's how it works. You can also use it, and they said it's integrated its way. into different things like cool ranch Doritos Yeah, it's cool bro What does that even mean? Cool ranch What is cool ranch?

It's the only product There's no like Oh, I got carrots and stuff You know what I forgot to get though? Cool Ranch Diff Like, oh do you have any cool ranch dressing? No

What do you mean? Cool ranch, yeah, cool ranch Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch. Do you have any cool ranch? The Dorito? No, just the in general, cool ranch.

Yeah, cool ranch. You mean like ranch? from the fridge? No, the flavor, cool ranch. Also, wasn't there those cool cigarettes? K-O-O-O-L? Oh, yeah. I don't know. You smoking cools? I don't know what those were, but I bet they were good. The cigarettes make you look so cool kids. Oh my God. It's the coolest you're never going to look. Smoking is so... You can still buy cool, bro, cool super longs. Yeah, those are my favorite. What's my cool coin rewards? What can I get? I can get the heist pack? Sign up. You get a fanny pack? All right. Sign up.

and win. Cool whip. Exactly. Cool whip. Cool whip. Look how universal cool is. Right? Jojo found a cool ranch is a popular flavor of Doritos from 1986,

characterized by a zesty blend of garlic, onion, tomato, buttermilk, and herbs. That's hilarious. Cool whip. There's an actual. But like, you know what? I'm trying to think. I can't go to a cigarette website without signing in. Why?

Because I got to be 18. Yeah, because it's like booze. A guy just look at some cigarettes? I mean, yes. I think I would like a cool ranch flavor, because I don't like a buttermilk ranch. So I bet I would like a little more of a... Why don't they do that?

What's stopping Doritos? Why would you not? Do what? Like release their own ranch? Make a cool ranch. I mean, everybody seems to. I don't know why they haven't grabbed onto that. Yeah.

They did the crossover with ruffles. Cool. Cool if they did, bud. Yeah, I see what you did there. Cool Mo D. Oh, we can talk cool all more known. L.L. Cool.

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Present at my house rally markets. Seven o'clock. We go streaming. We do a lot of nighttime shows. And I think, I'm not to get ahead of myself, but I think we'll do a house party this week. I haven't done one in very many weeks because of the diner tour, and I was all over the place.

And then we did our family garage sale over the weekend, I don't think I ever talked about on the air. I got a lot I could say about the garage sale. It was fun. No, yeah, you didn't. Remind me to bring that up. I forgot, yeah. I had not, ran a girl.

My wife gets all the credit for it. I did like 1% of the work, but it was fun. But I think this Friday will do a house party. So that means you got three night shows coming at you as we are streaming all of the time on our Twitch channel. It is home and we'd love it if you followed us there. Coming out show. Twitch. Twitch.com.

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You should probably be well aware that I've been really into, like, techno and industrial music this week. Oh, boy. So that'll make an appearance on the house party. Here he goes. Here he goes. So 7 o'clock shows all week long. Turn it all the music trends. Tomorrow.

And Friday night on our streaming channel. channel. Speaking of tech, this is a sad evolution of AI, if I ever heard one. X. Dot skill is a new AI, I guess, model where you can take old texts, pictures, voice notes, social media posts, and photos of your X, and put them into the model so that you can still have a relationship with your X. Just go to therapy, man. That's... Just go to therapy, man. Unhealthy.

The creators say it's meant for personal reflection and emotional healing. No, it's not. No. Opposite. Absolute opposite. Yeah, man. I'm trying to... In my head, I'm trying to think of any reason.

And I can't. Even like... Even if they die, I was just going to say, well, it's my... It's my... No, that's not healthy. And I want to keep putting my wife into the situations happening on their. kids. No, no. That's unhealthy for you and that's going to mess up like everyone around you. If you have kids that are with that, you're like, no.

And one user said, I was finally able to say everything I'd been hesitant to say and it made me feel better. Just do what the rest of us do and have fake arguments in your shower or text yourself arguments. Or just go in your shower, tell off your boss, feel better about it and then nobody gets hurt. Or tell them. Or just tell them, yeah. Tell them, hey, you did this to me. And that pissed me off. And then, if you want, don't even give them the opportunity to explain themselves. Block them after that.

But now you've said your piece. You did it. They know that whatever reason. Remember that time you made my mom ride in the back seat and you wouldn't get out of the front seat? F you think. 100.91065 K-rock. Only Baldwin, keep investing. Taking all your money and hopefully grubly.

growing it big. You can use that Lee. You're welcome. Congratulations. And then get my jug out. I didn't know. Dollar Investment Club.com. Like I referred to it earlier this morning and Lee likes it.

Make it your emergency fund. Everybody and I know it does not seem possible but everybody should have six months stashed away because everyone could hit a snag a medical emergency, a layoff, whatever it is. You can stash that away and that's a good cause for that, right? Put money away. It's an investment account. So you're, you know, if you, you know, if you, you.

did need it, you'd be at the whim of the market being up or down. But like you said, you need that emergency fund. It's psychologically really good. And sometimes it can really come in handy. And it's a part of when we're doing a financial plan with someone, you want to say, okay, do you have that money that you can get access to because life can throw your curveballs? Because I think the good news is that it seems like the markets are just completely ignoring what our president says. Because it continues to grow. He can tweet. out whatever he wants and the markets are like sure go ahead and because we are continuing to grow right markets are up oh the markets are up we just had the best month in six years

April April was strong with the S&P up 10 percent NASDAQ up 15 percent so whatever's going on the world this this AI buildout if you'll have that is a real thing and it's the the profits I think they're up like 19 percent over year so if stocks or anything they're creatures of earnings. And so with strong earnings, see, the economy and the market is just kind of maybe whistle them past the graveyard of the craziness. Sure, yeah, they're just not paying attention to it anymore.

And so it's I guess good for investors. But we diversify. That's the key. Don't put it all in AI. Don't get all excited about one technology. You've seen that happen before. Because when things go parabolic and you look at the move in

Mike Ron recently or AMD today, like it's, You enjoy the ride, right? But when it goes parabolic, you just have to be prepared for the other side of the coin. So, but that being said, this buildout's real. It's like the money's being spent anyway. Yeah. I'm playing a game with myself lately, Lee, and I don't know if this is anything you would advise.

But I see everybody using that Robin Hood thing. What is that? Robin Hood's like the day trading or something. It's an app for people to invest, whether it be in stocks or buying. They're bonds, but you can also... You can do an IRA in there and stuff. Yeah, you can bet on a NICS if you want. Sure.

You can do crypto. So it's kind of a... It's really like, you know, in our industry, like you're kind of mixing some worlds. Maybe you shouldn't be. Like, I don't know if I want to have on my phone the same ability to invest in IBM at the same time that I'm... You're going to see if, yeah. See if the NICs can be... Cover the spread or whatever, yeah.

So it's a little weird, but it's a very high. I'm just using it in a way because I'm trying to educate myself because I come in here and talk to you every week and I want to know what businesses are going up and down. And you handle it all for my investments and that's great. But I want to watch. Like when I have an idea, I want to watch. Like last week, Netflix had like a dip. And I was like, all right, I want to watch what happens to Netflix.

I'm just using it. I'm not spending money in it. I just want to watch these different stocks move around. I love the fact that you're doing that because it's... I'm interested in it. Right. And so, and my best clients, are the most informed clients, I think, and you can have a back and forth.

And so you're progressing. I like that. I'm trying. My wife retires in eight years from being an educator, and she's going to want me to travel around with her or something. I don't know what. So we'll see. I'm going to do this for as long as I can.

So she might be sitting around the house for a while, but I want to know, like, how can I get money? She might be okay with that too. She might be fine with me coming to doing this stupid show, and she's over. But I want to know, like, I just. I wanted to learn more about money. Right. Is there all these people getting rich?

I want to be one of them. Right. And once you start with your thought process, so Netflix, you look at it, it has a dip. And you follow the news and try to understand, is this a one-time thing that's happening? So maybe there's an opportunity as an investor. Yeah. Or is this more of a, is this something where, oh my gosh, this is like, we're changing everything. We are, you know, it's something.

Now, the good news is that I also, I enjoy. gambling, but I hate losing money. So I'm not like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to put 10 grand on that. No, no, no, no, I'm not doing that. I'm putting like 10 bucks and I'll see what happens. But it's also like a fun way to gamify it. Like Ben Riley and chat says, I'm going to send my 19 year old down to talk to Lee. He's working like crazy and wants to start an investment.

I tell you all the time, my kid's game to buy investments. They want to see money grow and stuff. I love that. I think this new generation, I don't know if it's like, I don't know if Cody and I's generation was just stupid with money. We didn't really pay attention to it. We didn't have it. We didn't really have it.

We still don't have it. But this new generation seems very interested. Maybe because there's all these influencers talking about it now. Right. And I think the important distinction it would be is investing is different than playing the horses. Of course. And so you really have to make that distinction or, you know, it could be really bad, right? Yeah.

Because everyone's, you know, Las Vegas attendance is down 3% people going to Las Vegas because we're all carrying. a casino around in our pockets. So that's a little scary, especially for young people, because you really, you know, investing is a different animal. Yeah. But, you know, the idea of some of it are similar. I feel, I guess what I'm saying is I'm feeling good about the younger generation. Cody and I's generation was told to go to college, rack up a ton of debt.

And best of luck. That's the way to do it. We're not going to educate you much about money. It seems like we went through that so the younger generation can learn from our mistakes and they're focusing on wealth growth and maybe things that are worth spending time on. And compounding is all about time, right? And so the youth, if they get in young, and then they can see it and it's visual. And once they get turned on by it, I'm telling you, it can change their life and their project. Dollar Investmentclub.com. You sign up, like you do, you put a hundred

bucks and $200 and whatever you can afford by month and Lee takes care of the rest. Lee Baldwin, thank you so much. Let's run through the business, shall we? You're going to jump in our Twitch stream right now. Twitch.tv.com slash K-Rock, C-N-Y, because we're going to play a hockey game. This is going to be something tonight out there in Buffalo, man. Canadians at Sabres. Dunder Mifflin is now Sabre. Are they going to have Josh Allen on hand again?

Didn't go well last time. Oh, they lost when you... Yeah. When he chugged that beer, they lost. Oh, okay. Never mind. Keep them on. Stay out of the building.

Josh Allen, get out of here. Oh, that... You know, I guess take it to like $4.50 or something to go on this game tonight. Listen, though. What? Buffalo fans. Uh-oh. This is interesting because this goes either one of two ways.

Usually when teams win, like say Buffalo, knocking on all the wood. All the wood. Say the Sabers win. Okay. That usually in the last several years indicates that usually some other team around your area is probably going to end up being pretty good. You see that with like the Bruins won and then the South... When cities get hot, yep.

Yeah. So... Philly and stuff. Just saying, or are they going to snake the bills won? If they win, maybe then the football or the sports gods are going to be like, the sabers overshadow the bills maybe? There was a title. We gave you one.

We're willing for, ready for Buffalo, but in, I see what you're saying. The sabers. It's not getting ahead of us one day. I'm going to get out there. We're going to play one game at a time. The boys and I are going to get out there. We're going to fight hard. We did a lot in practice this week.

We looked at a lot of different plays, some different lines. And we're going to get out there and just do our best tonight, play our best hockey we can and hopefully come away with the Dobby. They don't do it. that much, but I like in the playoffs each round, how you're in the back and the coach is given like that overhead speech of like, now we're

into the second round and this boys is wearing you're in the back and I'm like, yeah. In our video game. In the very first one because I'm on the first thing, because no penalties, it's the very first thing I did because I was so riled up. I just started smashing triangle. What did it do? You get the hype? Yeah. Medi- fight. Yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah.

Are you tiny in your hockey game? Oh, yeah. You're cool? I'm like 5-8. I like it. All right. So we're going to play gaming stream. Same spot will be doing a whiskey Wednesday tonight. Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, CNY, gaming stream powered by the all-new hidden gardens coming soon to the north side of Syracuse. And Ryan Phelps Auto Sales, you are buying from Ryan at Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. Canadians at Sabres. O-We-Wee?

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