The Show - WADE’S DINER

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

First stop on the 2026 KROCK Diner Tour brings us to Wade’s in Oswego, NY.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Can I talk now, Paul? Can I talk?

Yeah. That's the one one thing we talked about. Just let us know when we can say words. Thank you, Big Paul. Thank you. I like the chief engineer calls him Velcro. That's fun. Velcro back at the studio.

He doesn't tie his shoes. It's Velcro. I love it. Velcro's bored hopping. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. Stop one on your diner tour, driven by Burdick, BMW. We are at Wades in a sweet week.

Yes. Smells like breakfast, baby. Smells like breakfast. Although, of course, right? When I got to Bridge Street, when you take it right, there was just the gaggle of college ladies at the corners trying to pull me to the campus. I know. They were.

With their signs in their wet t-shirt contests and stuff. They're like, yes, please, handsome fella. Follow us. No, come back to campus. Follow us to Hart Hall. Will you wore your Oswego State alumni? That I very much stole from my brother. This is definitely not mine.

No, you're going to wear that around. I still am an alumni, just not my shirt. Wear that around town, and then the ladies will just flock to you, I'm sure. Well, I want to know when, like, the store down there opens and, like, where it is. What store? Like the Oswego store. It's in the campus center now. In that big-ass building?

Big-ass building. All right, because I don't want to be that guy. Why? You want to go shopping? Like this, walking in there, being like, hey, kids, where's the campus store? I promise you, you can. And if anything, you would just look like a professor. Oh, I got to be a...

One of those tweet jackets first. No, professors look like us now. But not just because... I don't... Everything I have is very outdated. or it was my brothers. Yeah. So I have this and a gray shirt that's more faded.

I have an Oswego State grad studies, but I did not go to the Grand Studies program. I have that glass that they brought in as well, but I, I'm a graduate of the studies. So we graduated by studying. Yes, we did. Well, a little bit. Quote unquote, studying. I don't know how deep we'll get there. I do have socks.

I have a Suigo socks. Do you really? Mm-hmm. Or he looks like the parent of an incoming student. See, you could be at this. Kid. We're looking at campuses and, you know. He wants a shirt.

He looks exactly like me. His build is just like me, so I'm going to get, you know, some that fits. We're actually identical twins. Crazy. Crazy. Are you really going to go shopping today? Oh, I kind of want updated stuff.

And it's not, I don't want, I'm not going to want sub shop because it's, you know, it's not open. And you'll have a belly full of Wade diner, I think. I keep going to omelette in my head, so maybe omelette. Okay. But, yeah, it's not going to be a sub-shop day, so I might as well get a little. I'm thinking toast. I want to start out with toast, and then I don't know where my day takes me from there.

Like that, the good toast or just regular? I don't know what kind of toast. I'm going to see. I'm going to see where the universe takes me today. What are you looking for? You're looking for other people's plates? Wicked old game. You want toast.

What are you? I know. Would you stop it? We're eating in a public place now. That's why I whispered. There's French toast choices for sure. People ask you chat. Lots of bread.

See, there's. Looks like there's some, the Bulls on parade. Oh, no, you're looking at that stuff. With pancakes. Yeah. So we are here at Wade. Oh, look, they've got the blind melon on the menu. We hope you stop buying. And the red hot chili peppers are on there.

Oh, my God. What a menu. They made a custom. Right here across from A&P Auto on Bridge Street. You can come visit us. We'd love it if you did. And don't forget, like we told you earlier this week, you see these things, these are on.

No, talky-talkie. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. These are on. Yeah, right, bud. These headphones. No. With this sticky thing in our face?

They always just assume that we can hear. No, talkie-talkie. Wait till these come off. I disagree. I'm trying to really dumb it down as we enter probably our 16th year doing live broadcasts. It's not matter. It's not going to matter. These are on head?

No talkie-talkie. Yep. These off-head talkie-talkie. Shakey, shaky, play gamey-gamy, stickers, signing things. Headphones, no talkie talkie. No, comebring. Live. Amigo.

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Stop out, get yourself something to eat. You are right. Smell that. Smell that out. People are going to be confused because, They just tuned in and twitch during that song. You were reading, describe the meats menu while sitting in Wades, and now people are going to think they got Gator over here at Wades.

I saw him drag a Gator back there. Did they? Maybe that's just for fighting. Oh, that's just recreational fighting. That's just for the cooks to fight. All right. So let's check in on the Artemis 2 toilet situation. The toilet broke.

The toilet broke and their outlook. I guess there was something wrong with their... What's that? Like their stupid email. Microsoft Outlook or whatever. Okay. There was an audio of one of the astronauts going like, my Outlook's down.

Can someone remote in? Like, dude, even in freaking space, it's like everybody has the same problems. You imagine they're just hanging out and all of a sudden, like their AI thing just goes, Outlook, no good. We want. Wait, what?

Yeah, that's not the word. We mean the email. Oh, sorry, emails down. But right, yeah, even up in the Internet. You're in a spaceship that NASA designed, and even then you can't get Microsoft Outlook to connect. You couldn't be closer to the satellite. Yeah.

Exactly. You can't get. They're like, I'm going to space. I'm going to get right next to that satellite, and it's like, sorry, wrong password. Can you imagine you're in a spacecraft? And you're going, I don't know how many thousands of miles an hour that thing is flying. Billions. Sidebar, did you see any of these cool videos of people who were in a plane while it took off?

And it kind of flew past the plane. That was super cool. No. But you're in a spacecraft going thousands of miles an hour. And that exact moment is when Microsoft Teams is like, oh, you need to update your password. Right. Oh, sorry. You're like, bro, what?

Or? Sorry, I need two-factor authentication. I'll say it drops that, please log in from another device with this number, and you're like, I'm in space. My tablet's in. Sorry, we need you. Literally on Earth. We need your two-factor. I'm sorry.

Well, I can't do it because I'm in space. Now you're calling your wife. Honey, you see my tablet on the bed? Go over there. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to send it a code. Can you tell me what that code is? What's the number? I thought you were in space.

I am in space, but I got to get the code. We're circling the moon while I'm waiting for. for you to tell me what that is so we can put in that other cortex. Hurry up. I'm about to lose entire connection with the globe as I go on the dark side of the moon. I need that code real quick. Oh, never mind. The Artemis II mission faced an unexpected problem when the toilet system malfunction,

$30 million toilet. Have you seen the toilet? No. Type in Artemis toilet. It is the, obviously it's got to be small, but it looks like the least comfortable place. I can't spell this one. To BM, you've ever imagined. It's like, it's not even a camp toilet.

Like, look at that. It's, it's like, how would you describe that? I was trying to figure out where you. You have to, like, hover over that? Yeah. I can't sit on that. Do they have, like, their own toilet seat they bring in? For those you're just listening, like, I get, how would you describe that to an audience?

It would be, you know, when you have a, a pool filter? A shop vac? Yeah. Yeah. It looks like a shop back or a pool filter. And then you just open the top of, and I guess, hover over and hope for the best. That costs $30 million. Give me $30 million.

I'll go to Lowe's today, and I'll make something like that. You can't sit on that. Mission Control quickly resolve the issue affecting the universal waste management system announcing, quote, happy to report the toilet is go for use. Oh, few. We do not recommend letting the system get to operating speed before. Hold, let me start the sentence over here. We do recommend letting the system get to operating speed before donating fluid.

Enjoy your breakfast, everybody. Donating. And then letting it run a little bit after the donation. Again, you're in space and you sound like my stepfather. Right. All right. What you need to do. Josh, flush it once.

Let it run. Let it cycle, Josh. And then you can use the toilet. And then you're good. Really? I can't get my outlook and the toilet needs to cycle? Wait till we're moving first. The advanced toilet represents a major upgrade from the Apollo missions where astronauts use primitive bag and tape systems.

This is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed. A toilet with a door on this tiny spacecraft is fortunate for crew privacy. I have to poop. Well, hold on. I have to finish the second half of my sandwich. Yeah. And then you can go in there and use this bag.

The new system features a private cubicle with handrails, foot tethers, and suction technology that requires ear protection due to the noise. Yeah, because what does it do? It just probably opens just like a little like, to the space. Did you ever go in an airplane toilet? When you flush an airplane toilet? It's like, you're like, whoa.

But then that shoots it probably right out into space. Yeah, I don't know if they stash it. Because why would you bother? Like I get that there's rules on planet Earth, but I'm going to throw our space poop in the space. What are you going to do? It's going to go into infinite nothingness. Arrest me, I guess.

I'm sorry. They're going to get back to Earth. They're going to go to clean it out. They're going to be like, where what happened we're like oh we just dumping it we were just hitting this other button you're like you were hitting that button that opens up

into space yeah you were dumping all of your waist directly into space Dave Matthews band style yep we're just opening up the tanks and see what happens what are you gonna do about it those are some type of earth violations mm-hmm yeah so they fixed the toilet for the 10 day mission number ones will be vented like you said you got drink that

number twos get stored and brought back to earth ew yeah again enjoy your breakfast Do they look through it to make sure they They probably study it. Like everything is studied. They weren't eating any alien food up there. Something's going on.

Did you see any aliens? No. Let me see your poop. Let me investigate it. Let me say your poop. I'm seeing your reaction to the menu already. And I'm shocked that you haven't even looked at it all week. No, I forgot.

You've made no plans. No, I... And now you're trying to go on the fly, dude? Well, I kept saying omelet. With your decision paralysis? And the omelets are... right here and they look in delicious anyway. So, I mean, that, but, but again, everyone keeps saying the, the stuffed French toast,

because look, it's new. Cheesecake stuffed French toast. Right? You can get a triple? What does that mean? Three of them? Yeah. Oh, boy.

That's too much. That's too much. Oh, boy. Let me look. Let me see what's on. What am I in the mood for today? You want on the first page. Egg sandwich.

I don't know if my family shows up later either, by the way. I was the oldest, as of bedtime last night, said, quote, I'm finna pull up. So, whatever that. Someone just fin to pull up. Oh, thank you. So that's all I know. The teens may or may not show up and enjoy some delicious breakfast up here.

Ooh, side of meat, four bucks right there. I mean, that's you. You are side of meat. Can I just get unlimited side of meat chief engineer to stole your cannabis, my man? That's it? You just stole it. You know, he deserves it. He needs mellowed up more of us.

You still want this? Yeah, that's what you are nuts? Are you insane? Do I was at my Don? Are you crazy? Just go to Kentucky. Because we know that you can get a dewee on a lawnmower. Right now?

Yeah, we got to go. I've got to go. So, you know, we can't go to Kentucky. I always every year try to get on the list for the derby. You do? Is it like a... There's like a mallet list for on certain spots, because I don't want to just come too little to just be...

Get a general admission ticket somewhere. Could we afford to go to the derby? I don't know. Hold on. Let me see how much, because even if you won, how much... So I'd like to go to Kentucky.

I know you didn't mean literally. Kentucky Derby. Let me see. We can't afford to go. I guess we can afford the 196 general admission field access. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean.

That, but the other ones aren't the worst. Infield, final... Yeah, final turn. But you're in the infield still. This actually works out because the story I'm about to do is a horse story from Kentucky. Okay. So if we were to go to the Kentucky Derby, it's like three seconds, right? Like we'd travel all week.

A couple minutes. But it's all day. There's races all day. And you like that? Yes. Do you horse race? Like better horses? Yeah, that's what I started in Gamble.

And that's kind of what scratched my itch to begin with years ago. I didn't even know that you bet on horses. Yeah. Premium seats are $1,700 bucks. Two to a... Yeah, okay. It's not the worst. There's a 4K video board.

You can watch them on. It's way different now that it was, even like five years ago. Is that one of the things where you got to dress fancy and you put on like a fancy suit? Big old hat. Yes, and I like mint juleps. Well, let's go back to Kentucky because... Now we're there. Like I said, you can get a Dewee on a four-wheeler.

You can get a dewee on a go-cart, lawnmower, or anything with the motor. Yeah, if you're out on the roll. And I get it. I agree with that. But I disagree with this. as Jorge Hernandez, 48, got a D-We for riding a horse. I feel like you should be able to ride a horse drunk. It's a horse.

It knows what it's doing. It's got a pretty good idea of what it's supposed to do. Yeah, I would say as far as those animals and stuff go like a horse or a bull or a cow. Kentucky authorities arrested Jorge Hernandez, 48 for operating a non-motor vehicle under the influence. Whoa, whoa, whoa. After spotting him riding a horse through a residential area, last night.

Well, but then, like, how, so you can't ride a bike? I don't know. That's insane. We have police listening to us. Can you, can I be drunk on a bike? Because how, like, that's just being like, if you ever go to a bar, you can only walk home. Or Uber home? Screw you.

I got a skateboard. I'm Bart Simpson in it. Hernandez was now, he kind of blew himself in. You can get a deal with a bicycle in New York because it's New York. You can get a deal with everything. Well, he blew himself in because he was on a horse. He was on a horse. He was slumped over.

Oh. Had bloodshot eyes, speech, smell of alcohol. You know, all your old favorites. Man. Told police he had just left the liquor store and was heading home. No, see, that's he can't. I can't. I mean, well, I can be, I'm sure if he was like I was out somewhere in this horse, you know,

was waiting for me, and it was my Uber. I thought this is America. But if you're like, I'm going to get more booze of the liquor store. This is America. I'm sorry. Listen, I've seen some backwood stuff being in a Swigua County restaurant. I'm Swiggo County resident my entire life. Yes.

I was shocked when I went out to Cato and saw a couple of horses tied up at the Dollar General. That's how you're going to get around now. That was a shock to me. I've never seen that before. That's no. I see the Amish and their buggies all over the place. Yep. Same.

They're in Phoenix all the time. But yeah, take a horse to the dollar general. But taking a horse to a Dollar General was the next level in Cato. Because then you're taking your bags and you're hopping back on your horse. Yeah. And now you've got a saddle bags. Maybe they got sailbags on the horse. In your collar, I don't know.

I get it, though. Have you ever seen a video of that bull that is pushing that drunk guy home? How's he doing that? I don't know if he's going home, but it looks like it. He's going somewhere. It's like a bull that's like, all right, come on, we're going this way. And it's like directing him where he needs to go. That's very funny.

I need more explanation. He's on a bowl. No, he's walking and he's drunk, and a bull is like directing him home. Yeah, just a drunk man. gets pushed by bull. Yeah, yeah. This guy. Oh, yeah, he is.

He's kind of staggering, and the bull's just, all right. He's like, no, we're going. The bull's kind of the wife in the situation. Like, come on, Jerry. He's, like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And the bull's like, you can go further. It's great. What do animals think about us?

I just, sometimes I want to know. Like, what did that horse with this drunk Jose Hernandez on it? He's just bouncing around. He's standing outside the liquor store waiting for a guy. And he's like, all right, here he goes again. He can't, he just keeps going. No, I'd imagine for a lot of times, it's extreme annoyance as far as animals go. Just like, guessing based on the looks Elsa gives.

Me, at least. The liquor store bag was tied to the horse's saddle. Yeah, exactly. Following field sobriety test, Hernandez was booked. What do you have? Does he what he got? Doesn't say. I don't know what he was going for.

I want to make sure, is the horse okay? Yeah, what? You throw, you arrested the guy. So, yeah. You two with the horse. You're like, wait. We can tow a horse. You're like, you're free to go.

Smack it on its ass. The horse trots away. All right. You get out of here. You're free to go. What he's supposed to do? We're just going to run it. Make sure you have no warrants, and then you'll be free to go on your way.

The horse is takes on. I don't think so. I can go back to jail. Ahoy, ho. We are lying. We're at Wade's Diner in Oswego for the first stop. On the K-Rock Diner tour, driven by B.M.W. slam in the back of your drag you. I'll get down here.

You know, yeah, right, hurry up. We got the Plinko board out. Don't forget, if you play Plinko, you could win one of these very limited edition mugs. Joe Falsetti, I already won one. They're so cool. I got, I did it once. I want a high five. I don't want a high five. Don't touch me. Please don't touch me. Oh, my God. Plus, we've got Gatsback tickets on there. And K-rock pins. Some sunglasses. Stickers are free, though. Posters are free. Yes. Grab some stickers. We'll happily sign anything you want over there. Are they those cool, the pins, those little, those cool enamel-a-o-knamil.

Oh, nice. Yep, I like those. I tried to pull those through my ear like an earring. It's not the little back thing isn't long enough. Sure you did, bud. That seems like a good idea. It just wasn't long enough to close. My ears are too fat.

Oh, I got big fat lobes too. I got fat lobes. I got big fat lobes. Well, people were asked what they're planning for their Easter celebrations as we get ready for the big, well, we got good Friday today. Yep. Not so good. Which, it doesn't even make sense. It doesn't even make sense.

You were talking last night on Cocoa Pops. And I put on my Facebook page. Absolute scumbag behavior. Judas waited until after he got a free meal. Right? To betray Jesus. You know he didn't bring anything. He didn't.

He's like, oh, I put it in the kitchen. You didn't. And Jesus, like, he didn't do this. You didn't bring anything. You didn't bring anything. Look it up. Look at him. Look at me.

Look at me. Look at it. You're taking the Eucharist and you're not even going to bring anything, bud. Get out of here. Another piece of bread, huh, Judas? Mm-hmm. Cool. Cool.

Nice. Just keeps eating. He just keeps eating down there. I knew it. And then he kisses Jesus on the cheek. and that's that we know, you know? The little smooch. So what are we planning?

I didn't even ask you what you're doing on Easter. Are you going to Mama Max? A lot of church. Well, yes. A lot of church trust. I know you're very religious. Midnight, right at midnight church. And then...

I don't really do a midnight mass for Easter. Do they? Well, I figured like it's like New Year's Eve. As soon as it hits midnight, like woo, he potting in a set of like confetti canons. It's little Jesus things, you know, like they can little shapes. And he pops out of that. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, Mama Max.

We're going to smoke. a lot of meats. I will smoke other things. Well, yes. While staring at the meats. Because that is, I found, the guy thing I do, the old man thing. You just stand around? The smoker's just standing there, but I will stand in front of it.

Well, you got to keep an eye on it. You keep eye on the scribe of town meets meat on the menu. Maybe you get something there you're going to smoke. Well, we're doing, we're doing chickens. Because when I go home, I'm going to brine everything for a couple days before we smokes it. All right. But, yeah, I definitely. want to grab stuff in there because there's things on here

I definitely want to smoke. You could also throw it in there as well. Sure. But yeah, a lot of that. We always do those funning themed cocktail things. Yes, your mother likes a good theme cocktail. Those are fun and hilarious. And then just obvious, taking a long time to open my very bountiful

Easter basket. Obviously, I will receive as a 41-year-old man. And if I don't, I will cry. You'll flip a table over as you should. Well, people were asked what they were playing. to buy for Easter celebrations this year, and the majority of people said candy. Oh, for baskets? Yep.

Or for just like your celebration, like gifts, candy, that kind of thing. Okay, all right. As I always say, parents, Easter is not second Christmas. Relax. No, it is, yeah, the people do go a little overboard. I mean, I used to get, it used to be awesome because I remember I would get a couple wrestling guys. Oh, nice.

I definitely remember that, because that was always sick. Tam, Tam was always good. What those are, because it's hard to wrap them. We'd get a kite sometimes. They'd get a balsa plane. They had a big kite display at Walmart, I saw. Yep, they did. A lot of it.

I didn't see the planes, though. That would have been cool. But then I see all your parents who go nuts. You're going to post your Easter baskets, and it looks like Second Christmas. Like, whoa, man. Easter Bunny can't carry that many gifts? Yeah. Crazy?

That's a lot for Easter Bunny. What they're planning to buy for Easter celebrations, 92% said candy. I'm just getting candy. Number one answer, getting candy. I like, but the past years, the stores have kind of learned, but the best move is to go Monday. Oh, and get everything, yeah.

And be like, what up jelly beans for 33 cents or whatever. Absolutely. And if you can hold out, if you can hold out at Cadbury eggs, it's not the Wegmans is, not the Wal-Mart. Don't look for those. You got to go to, like, tinnies. Okay. Walgreens.

Okay. Ghost is saying cement, Norman Broken, whatever that means. Norm is in the cement. Norman's in the cement. But you know what I'm saying? That's where the cabare is going to be for a nickel. Yeah, they are.

And you're going to load it up. And then's where you're good to go. Because I have a couple things I want to do with some Cadbury bags this year. That's on the Internet. Uh-huh. Moronies. Cabarrenis?

Yep. How does that work? Uh, song just a little chopped. What does the cream do? Does it melt away in the oven? It just kind of goes in there, but it's still kind of sitting in it because you make them, right? Okay. Oh, that's nice.

That's nice. You push them right in there. And it said, if you want, you can cut them in half. I just don't want to lose the cream filling. I would cut a couple of them in half. All right. Well, I want to see. You report back to the class on how that works out.

And that's just a couple of the things I saw. Overall, American spend on Easter, $24.9 billion. That's a lot. What were you going to ask? In my head, as you were saying that, I just thought of another thing. What? Canberry egg rolls. Canberry egg egg roll, because you are on your egg roll BS lately.

You're putting everything in egg rolls. You take two. I mean, it'd be, you only have to have, it only be a couple because I'd need two Cadbury eggs. It would be a lot. And then you just put them in the freezer for like 10 minutes. And then you do that, and then you take, and then you just take them in the little bowl and you dust them with

whatever, a powdered sugar, a chocolate something, or any type of dust. I'm telling you, man, you got to get a food truck going here. I know it's a lot of work, but you do like that kind of work. That is fun. This surpasses the previous record. I guess something called

Dad Egg hunts are trending on social media. Dad's tape plastic eggs to themselves and then run away. This is a thing? My dad wins. Frank is the ultimate dad egg hunt challenge, champion then. He already won.

He took right off. He's like, come find me. I don't, I have not, has anybody seen these videos? That's hilarious. I want to see that. The kids are unleashed to chase the dads down and get the eggs off of their dad. I mean, that's cute if they're little kids. My kids would injure me.

Well, no, I was going to say, you know, it would be hilarious. What? You should do that to your kids. I would love to see that video of you. setting up a tripod and then coming back with eggs taped all over. And then like, kids, and then run away because I think it'd be funny just to see your kids go. What do you do? Where's it now?

As you're running around with eggs on. What is he doing? Stupid. Where's he going? Dumb. But I would like to see that because, like, is it like there's things in these eggs? Yeah, that's what the, instead of like hiding the eggs in the grass, like, here, I'll show you one. I can't play audio because I'm not.

No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. I just want to see myself. This is a guy. Oh, okay. I see it. It's a little more. They got tape and then they put the eggs on them.

It's a few different dads. There's probably a couple bucks in there. They're stretching out and they're about to take off. They got a lot of land in this video and a bunch of kids waiting to come get them eggs. Yeah, Freddie would chase me more than the kids would. All right, here they go. They're chasing their fathers. See, I would be a...

These are teenagers, though, going after the kids. That's so funny. I love that in the video that we're watching. There's like 20 people and 10 of them are sprinting in all directions. There's one dog and he's just laying in. the middle of the ground. Completely uninterested. Couldn't care less.

This is a lot of work, though. I don't know if I need to ensure this much energy for an egg hunt. And no offense to any of you with younger teens or whatever those kids are called. Yeah. Those aren't cute. I want to see like, I want to see little kids tackling. I want to see like three-year-olds trying to sprint after. Yeah, like this little kid.

Yes. And then you know dad's competitive, give some two-year-old the stiff arm as he's trying to rip an egg off them. Yeah, they got cash in these eggs. These kids made out. That was also way too much cash. Oh, my God. That was like $100 those kids' grants. I used to do...

Tam, Tam and Bob used to do an Easter egg hunt in the yard with quarters. And I did it through college because I would use those quarters for laundry. Yeah, why not? And then occasionally you get a dollar bought. That was where it. That's where it was at. Forget about it. You know, Easter Bunny got to come hide some eggs.

Hide some eggs. Hopefully the Easter Bunny's hide some eggs for you guys. A couple wrestler guys, maybe. What else was in your basket? As a kid, not current basket. Oh, man. And I know Cadbury eggs. Of course.

But now, I don't remember. Jelly beans? Yeah. Because, I mean, I have the sum of what's funny is that definitely jelly beans because I still have in my Easter basket thing from as a kid. Those plastic eat eggs that you put the jelly beans in from my childhood. Nice. There's still several of those. Yeah, you're good at saving that kind of stuff.

So, but yeah, I don't really, other than, because I very, very much remember a couple of wrestler guys. But that was your main toy? Yeah. There's just a little, little candy, you know, little trinkets here and there. Yeah. Nothing too crazy. Sidewalk chalk. Sidewalk chalk was a good one.

Yep. Easter egg shaped. Remember those ones? Yes. That was fun. Oh, and you remember the jello jigglers? I do. They were Easter eggs?

I do. Did you have that mold? Yeah, those were great. Oh, I remember those, but it was a lot of jello. History chick, Bubbles's iconic Easter basket. Yep. What are some of the first ballot Easter basket? Gifts.

Bubbles is one. Kite is one. I would say sidewalk chalk. Sidewalk chalk is one. What's, what do we, we're just missing one? Pinwheels?

Why am I envisioning a pinwheel? Did I get a pinwheel on my basket one year, maybe? You could. I mean. Collaring book, maybe? Coloring book. Sure, sure.

Bike, maybe. Bike would be clutch. Bike sometimes, right? Katie's kids are getting candy, swimsuits, sandals, chapsed, deodorant, and scratchers. Scratchers, encouraging, gambling, Katie.

That's weird. I don't really know how Katie knows that. Well, how is she told the Easter budget is going to bring her kids already. She's heard a rumor though. Fish and poles. Fish and poles. That's a good one.

Good Easter basket. Teodorant. Pecked the deodorant, I got you. Yep, deodorant. Hey, put on the damn deodorant. Why do I feel like we're missing one? Cites? Stickers, maybe a sticker book?

Those little, yeah, little sticker books. Mm-hmm. Little. Never a video game, Sean. Sean, that was too expensive of a gift. It depends. Once you got to the era of sometimes you could find one of those $20 ones. All right, maybe.

A little apicscape. Baseball hat, they said. Balsallwood planes where we mentioned here. Or the little foam planes. Right. Well, listen. Fun outdoor stuff. Outdoor stuff, yeah.

And you hope it's a nice day. Squirt guns. Squirt guns. Legendary. Squirt guns. All right, keep the conversation going. Twitch is live. We are here.

Twitch.tv. C&Y. Jump ropes. Good one. Good one. It's always like a spring act. We're going to go outside. Yep.

Swim suit. I like that. K. Rock. A couple things for the pool. K. Rock, Diner, tour. Oh, yeah, new goggles. I got new goggles for the pool. Maybe a pool float.

Shout out White's Farm Supply for bringing us yardsticks, too, by the way, bud. Right. Top gift. We've been giving a lot of great stuff. Membilly brought us little ghosty, uh, little ghost bunnies there. Well, yes. I do like that and the yardstick, but my favorite would be puts behind my lap. The jar of weed, yeah.

Congratulations. Hey, it's legal, man. It's a gift. It's illegal. And that's what they want you to do. Oh, here's it for a gift. Twitch.com. C&Y.

Cody has been looking at the Wade's menu for now 90 minutes. It has not decided on anything yet. Well, this is nice because I wasn't planning to eat anything until eight. Okay. So I have as long as I want to read everything over and over. What's weird is that I'm very intrigued by a cheeseburger. A cheeseburger rumpet sounds really good. That's hilarious.

My guess is that I'm going to do mine to go because I'm going to bring it home stuff for the kids and the wife. They're going to want to eat too. So I'll get a bunch of to-go stuff as we wrap up here around 9 o'clock. Please stop down. They can have nothing. They can eat white toast and be happy about it. They can have cereal. They can be happy about it.

The pantry. Bro. Checks mix. Bro. There's no food, bro. They can have plain corn checks. Bro. With water.

They've been on spring break this week, dude. They've been up so late. Well, what's funny is that, because I remember how we were. I don't know if it was you, but I'm sure I was. So it's your fault. There's nothing to do a spring break. Yeah. That's on you.

Yeah. Real nice. What am I going to do? Real nice. Thanks. No, the oldest has been... Thanks, you're not planning my spring break for me. I don't know what my youngest is doing.

I really don't. I think he's playing with friends. He is just a hermit. You don't see him. You don't see him. The oldest is building a dirt bike track through the woods. That's the best. That's been the primary focus of this whole...

Did you show how to use the little chainsaw thing? I'm not letting them mess with a chainsaw yet. But that's how you... You would make so much more clearings with that. They're using the cutters. Oh, my God. They're making them use the cutters. And dragging, like, breaking everything out.

It's looking pretty good so far. And imagine how amazing. It would be. It's true. They could walk through. I was told there's going to be something called rumps, which are not jumps, but they're like little rumps that they're going to build. I have a little rump.

Further dirt bike. I don't know. I'm going to see. Yeah, Katie says mine have been up on up late two, is going to be a nightmare. It really is. I got to go to the bathroom at 3 a.m. and I heard them both up.

And I can't say anything because I did the same thing when I was there age. Right, when you didn't have to be... I was up all night. I was up all night? Because why? Why do they have to be up right now?

Why? You know what I mean? Why? Why couldn't they say it? There's no reason. They were both in the living room yesterday. My wife goes, do you want to go out to the diner

and get breakfast this morning? Youngest said, no. Oldest said, I'm finna pull up. But then they realized Is it when you get up before 9 o'clock in the morning? Probably like right about now would be where your wife is like, hey, guys, hey, if you want, we're going to go in like a little bit.

And that's right now. Yeah, not a chance. No, I'm okay. Good luck Monday morning, bud. No, I'm okay. Good luck Monday morning. So I don't think this is a big travel. I mean, maybe people travel for Easter, but it doesn't feel like a big travel holiday, does it?

Do you think people like will fly other places for, to see family for Easter? Flying, I would say it's like Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's the big one, I think. Christmas. Easter's an at-home kind of thing. Yeah, I can see it being like, oh, we got to go to grandmas for, you know what I mean, one of those. Because I'm reading this article about what people are complaining about when they're traveling for the holidays right now, and I don't know if this is a big travel. Maybe spring break.

Maybe they were traveling for spring break right now. I did see a couple people took trips. They went to maybe some beachy places. I didn't see a lot of people traveling, though. Anyways, so people are asked, what's your annoyances? You're trying to travel for spring break. Maybe you traveled for Easter. I got a bunch of them here I can run through.

These are just general annoyances in life. Like playing music without headphones, that's beyond travel. That could be you're at the beach. I don't want to hear your music. No. At the park, I don't hear your music. Yep, grocery store. I don't need to hear.

your music while I am at Walmart. No. And they'll just put it. Like the old people, I'm always shopping with old people, and I told you this. They'll put something on their phone and then put it in their pocket, and I got to listen to it. Yep. I go to walk around. That or just the speaker phone, like you say, with the phone was another thing I used to get at the grocery stores.

Mm-hmm. It would be the most, like, okay, I can't. Can you not? I'm trying to. That's always, I spend a lot of time in doctor's waiting rooms. There's a lot of people that just like to watch. videos on full volume or TikTok. And I'm a part of it for some reason.

They're all right. It's similar. You're your videos. Similar but different. I can't stand when people are on the phone while they are being helped. Oh, what do you like, so I'm talking to you? Like you came to me asking for help with something or you're looking for something or whatever, and you're on the phone. Yeah.

So then you don't know who you're talking. Are you talking to me? You're talking to your phone person. And I'm waiting for you to like to give you an answer because I have to wait because you're talking now to the person on your phone. Oh my God, that used to be the worst. Someone would come up to you a customer service and be like, yeah, one side. Yeah, okay, yeah, well, I'm a customer service. I've told you this before.

Yeah, can I get, I need to pay my National Grid. Yeah, and then when I was telling. I've mentioned this on the year before. I'm always shocked at how much people are having phone conversations still in life. Like, just people walking around on their phone. Yeah. I've never been a big phone talker. No.

But I'm like, this wasn't a quick call. Like, you're having. I can only relate it to the 90s when my mom would call her sisters or my grandmother, and they'd catch up on everything. They're having those phone calls just out in the wild. They're walking around Walmart. Now it's more if you need to like, ah, this is too long of a text. Yeah.

So let me do, you know, real quick. Here, wait, let me just call you real quick, because this is going to take way too long to. Other annoyances, people hate kids kicking them in the seat. If they're behind them or they're next to you, just the kids hitting you. for some reason? That and I...

Especially you with no... Like, you have no parent, like... No. As a parent, your brain kind of adjusts to the annoyance of children? You don't have that. I'd stop, I'd nope, immediately. Yeah, you don't have that. I also hate.

And for like one second, I get it. It's cute. Ha, ha, ha. But it places, like... Restaurants where we're sitting, and then your little kid is standing up in the booth behind us, and it's just, like, right over into all... staring at you? Hi!

Yeah. No, you ain't cute. Hi. I say this as a parent. Like, your kids ain't cute. They're cute to you. They're cute to you. They ain't cute to everybody else.

No. Sit down. Eat your food. Yeah, could have stopped after kids. Yeah. People that ignore your personal space. Well, I hate that. I hate that.

No, sometimes I do it to Josh on purpose. You're all up in my personal space. Because I don't mind it. Because it also wouldn't. I know there's sometimes there's nothing. you can do where we are. Yeah. Okay.

People traveling with their people sharing their travel annoyances as I guess, yeah, spring break happened, people traveling for that. Yep. Having someone fall asleep on you on a bus or a train or a plane, that is not, I will, I'll assault you. If I could. I will slap you in the face. If I could reference Polly. Yeah. No.

No. No. I would immediately do the move of. Oh And then they would have fallen back Oh sorry I'm sorry I gotta go to the bathroom Don't sleep on me please

Yeah you should be sorry Oh yeah you just tell asleep on me No you can't put your head on a stranger Unless it's like a lady Mm-hmm And she wants to put her right on me Hogging the armrest made the list What is armrest protocol

Who has the rights to the armrests Honestly This goes for movie theaters This goes for everywhere Where there's armrests I try not to even Fight it Because sometimes it's not worth

Because like what do you're going to do like that for yeah like I don't know what armrest I don't know what armrest protocol but I was going to say like what mouse said usually if you're in a position where you're like cramped and you're in a center seat then you get the armrests get that and then I will do like sure like I'm doing now kind of little like where I'm no I'm fine you know but I you know like you kind of give them a little room because you know that like they're cramped in there so you get that one yeah and then I'll get you know the outside ones the person in the middle seat is making a sacrifice by being in the middle seat so they get the bonus of the armrests yeah okay

center gets too good yeah a lot of but what about movie theaters because i don't know what armrest rules are at movie theaters yeah sometimes yep yep sometimes it's harder to when you're sitting with it or like where depending you know i mean because sometimes i do what you just said i can't i just put my arms tucked down that's why like now that i don't want to inconvenience they're giving everybody like if we're in a movie theater you got to you got to you got to you got to you You know what I mean? Because movie tavern They have bigger armrests, but I have to share it.

Oh, do they? Oh, do. Well, I just put my arms on my side. Well, yeah, with there sometimes. And depending on the movie, I might be doing a lot of arm cross like this because I'm interested in what's going on. Okay. Okay.

Well, look at this. Look at this. Anyways, what are your... Yeah, like treating employees at the plane or wherever the flight attendants rude. Yeah, that pisses me off too. Be respectful. Taking off your shoes. Did I say that one?

Oh, where? Someone's taking off... Again, if you take off your shoes, I'm going to assault you. On a plane? Yes. And they do. And they do. And sometimes they take off their socks.

No. And you should go right to jail. Yeah. As a place that is still okay to just dress down, you can wear like slides and stuff. Yeah, I'm fine if you wear PJs and sandals. I don't care about that. But that's what I'm saying. You're allowed to do that.

So now don't come. into the situation and then be like, well, now I'm going to take off my shoes and socks. No, no, no, no. You had the option to be comfortable and just wear slides if you wanted, but you chose to wear these and now you're going to, no, no, no, no, I know what you're saying. Especially if you got stank feet, don't be doing that. Yeah, I don't want to stink. I don't want to see your feet or when they take their shoes and socks off and put them

up on your armrest like it's a goddamn ottoman and they're reclining. Yep. Get out of here. Nope. I've seen the ones where people try to control your window because it's kind of like half and half. It's a half-y-ass. Yep.

What's protocol on that? That one is weird because I had something like that where the, I can't remember where it was going to or from or whatever, but Vegas, but I had somebody like that was like reach up and would close it. Because it was an in-between window. Maybe they want to sleep, but you want to look. Yeah, but I was like, no, man, I'm a nice buzz right now. We're just initially on this plane. I want to look outside.

Yeah, I'm feeling real good and I want to be up into the sky right now. You don't look out there. Yeah. But then after, you know, when the sun would be. You'd get that turn where it's like the sun's right on you. Then I'd be like, all right, I won't be a douchebag. Big Russia people just came over to say hi to us now, and we are busy, busy boys. We're a couple of busy beavers.

A couple of busy beavers playing our games, giving out treats, people winning goods. We're not on the internet right now because all these kids downloading their pornographies. That's what you do before school. You do it now. That way, while you're gone all day, you're not even thinking about it. It's just downloading on Kazah while you're waiting. Start that Trish Stratis photo download over dial-up. It's obviously going to be her very obviously nude, obviously.

I don't know if we're on right now, but I did see that there's a rumor or somebody in our chat said this, that the dirt sheets came out this morning. Rock is supposedly coming out to help Cody beat Randy, and Cody's coming out to help punk beat Roman. Cody, punk, and rock might be a new faction. I don't know about that. You don't know about that? That was a little far-fetched. I don't think the Rock's available.

Yeah, is he doing movies? Although there is a fun thing. I'm pretty excited because I guess tonight they're going to do a little more with it, if not maybe reveal it. The Rock, or sorry, Orton has been on the phone with a mystery guy. Yeah, I've seen those clips. So that they're saying, he said, or, you're going to be there, see Lewis tonight on Friday, and I guess they guess it's all right, good.

So that's how we thought. So tonight something will happen. Well, because now, because again, there's all these conspiracies. My favorite right now is that he's been. been talking to Vince McMahon this whole time. Oh. No. No.

He's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he is currently under allegations for sex trafficking. Yeah,

so they are going to go ahead and probably not use it. Vince, it's going to be something, though. I like that they're doing, I like that the,

the interest of, in about, I would say a month, less than a month, went from, oh man, WrestleMania, I don't know what they're doing

with it. Oh, I've got two nights. They're not selling any tickets to now, like, Yo, are you, WrestleMania?

When is it? You know, are you ready? People are hyped? Well, because now it's, they're saying that what you want to do to blow the roof off the place because it's going to be, and I'm going to get this wrong. Mm-hmm.

For the first time ever, because it's on the ESPN unlimited all that crap. Yeah. The first hour of both nights is going to be free. Live on TV. Where? First Saturday night, first hour ESPN 2.

Second night, first hour, ESPN. So Sunday night, ESPN prime time will be, and what people are saying is how you want to do this, you have Oba and Brock start night two, ESPN,

the biggest audience wrestling's ever had. And that's how you make your next huge star Oba whoops up on Brock. Okay. But it's an interesting thing to have two hours free on whatever, because it'll definitely drum up the interest of at least enough people.

to be like, you only an hour, bro? Okay. Okay, I'm gonna get it. And then they'll go log in and they'll sign up there. Interesting. I'm waiting. I was hoping there'd be some like, get a month free and wait for, you know, whatever. The only deal I found that is if you.

For the ESPN deal? Yeah, as if you have something with MLB TV, you can get like a free trial for a month and you can do it that way. All right. It looks like you're just going to end up having to pay for mania. New stuff from Chevelle. It's called Pal Horse. I love you.

Broadcasting live at Wade's Diner in Oswego. We got ourselves. You know, I'm going to. What? Ride my horse over to. What? Burke's Home Center? I get it.

Yeah, because we're in the middle of the battle right now. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, all right? So our friends at White's Farm Supply brought us some yard sticks here in Oswego. Well, our friends over at Burke's Home Center heard that. What? And what? Like, uh, not so fast.

Oh, really? You're in Burke's territory. So Burks brought us. T-shirts. What do you think of them? Well, now. Now the ball's in your court, Lowe's. Just saying. Home Depot. That's weird. I mean, what are we doing?

Wait, what's that? We can be bought. Home goods just brought us an entire Blackstone grill set up. That is insane. What is that? Oh, my God. Car dealership just brought us brand new trucks. Hold on a second.

That's a brand new cheap outside for us. How is this even possible? They just keep ramping it up. I can't believe it. Wade's just handed us the deed. I can't believe it. This is crazy. We are so lucky.

We're giving so many gifts here at the Oswego. We're so grateful. No, thank you, Berks, for the T-shirts. Thank you, White's Farm Supply. But, yes, we are for sale. We can easily be bought. Oh, my God. We are live enjoying a delicious breakfast.

I've not eaten yet. I'm doing the to-go order. I'm going to just a little bit. You're going to go? You're going to eat to go. You're going to eat to go. No, I mean, I might maybe grab something to go. Oh, well, just for, you know, who knows, but no, I'll get something.

Okay. I'll get something. Well, we're getting into the long weekend. I hope you, people are off today, right? Today's a good Friday? Oh, I forgot. Today's a good Friday. Yep, no, it was good.

I'm glad that, you know, our office celebrated it yesterday by taking mostly yesterday off, so that was good that they managed to celebrate today to get ready for today. Our coworkers, they did nice and easy. They like to pregame for their day. off. So if they got today off, well, yesterday's going to be a long lunch and they're going to have some dips and some treats and then get out of here at three.

Why even sitting around? Don't bother. You're so full. Get a start on the weekend and then really get a nice rest. Well, I mean, so I might as well. Well, Christian Solio, Christian Solorio, 28 of Modesto, California, will be

serving some time, Cody. Uh-oh. He was the gentleman who was arrested for breaking into a home sucking on toes. Oh, that, I remember that. The toe sucker. Oh, no. I would imagine that's horrifying as the victim.

Yeah, it was that guy. Like, that's terrifying. Yeah, definitely that guy, and they got the correct guy. They got the correct guy. Look no further, investigators. Close the case. There is no one else to look into. No need for a trial.

California man received the maximum sentence of six years and eight months for breaking into a woman's home and assaulting her while she slept. That is assault. That's terrifying. Well, and it's a terrible. And it's a type of sexual assault. It definitely is. And you broke into a home and, like, now she has to live with that fear.

If it was just a dude, it might have to be in trouble for breaking into the house. But he's hugged the guy's toe. We're not going to count that. So he's just, like, down there like, oh. And she's like, no. Yeah. Just, oh, just the pinky. We're not.

No, no, no. This is an acceptable behavior of what you're doing right now. Hands at the side. This isn't what you should be doing right now. Only toes. Are you into toes? Do you like to? I'm not a feet guy.

I'm not a feet guy either. My weird armpit thing is it for me. That's it. And I don't even, I don't even like, I don't even like, I just like to look at it. It's not that I'm like, oh, I'm going to put my waiter. No, I get it. I'm a pretty meat and potatoes, fella. I like, I like just the standard.

I don't think of shame you do whatever you want, but I'm just saying. That ain't for me. It's a regular butt balls and back. We are here at Wade's for our first stop on the K-Rock Diner Tour. We've given out a bunch of Godsmack tickets. We've given out a bunch of high-five. I have some K-Rock pins. Being on like,

two sunglasses, a couple mugs, a couple mugs. Right, a couple of mean mugs. Couple of meen mugs. A couple CDs, which, uh, the kids are like, what?

Kids are like, what do I do with this? Is this like the frisbee that's in my Easter basket? Is this what I do with this? Is this chocolate? Oh, no, I just said that.

You remember the chocolate CDs? It was like the funny. Remember bubblegum CDs? Yeah. Remember bubblegum beepers? I was, yeah, I was going to say, you flip, oh,

oh, man. Mm-hmm. Kids these days don't even remember the weird powdered gum they used to give us in things because they were like, we're not throwing away this gum. What powder gum? Remember in like the little jugs?

Yes, we are having some connectivity issues as you've texted us about that, the bustling metropolis of Oswego, New York. Then the winning lotto numbers are And nine Before I go, I just Must admit that in

87, I murdered a man. She's listening. I need to get this thing off my whole family chest. I Homicide in the lake. 1994. No, we are having some connected to me as well.

We had a great morning here at Wades and Oswego. Thank you to Wades. Wow. Wow. I mean, you still have time, local businesses to suck up to us because White's farm supply brings us yardsticks. Yes. Birk's home supply heard that.

They didn't like it. They brought us T-shirts. Yep. Misfit games is like, well, hold on. If we're just showering these handsome boys with gifts, look at this. Misfit games swung by with some T-shirts and some Pokeyman cards, all right? And they have a lot of stuff over there. They do all that fun stuff that you guys like with the Pekyman and stuff.

So just, you know, Burritt Motors wants to run us down a Jeep right here. You got plenty of time, pick up trucks, whatever you want. As of right now. We are wrapping up here, it's a little early, just because obviously connectivity issue. but we love them. You had a great time.

Thank you so much for Wade's having us. We don't even know no computers. I don't even know no computers. We appreciate you having us out here. Thank you next week. We will be at Brewer Union in Brewerton. I kind of like that. The Internet issues are happening right now because that just means it, oh, you mean I get to just

go eat right now? I don't have no worry. Go eat now, bud. What a surprise. Thank you to Wade's running out well. Thank you, Velcro, Paul, back in the studio for board hopping today. Thank you to everybody who stopped down and see you. us. We saw so many of you.

I love you, guys. Congratulations to all of our winners. Love you. Have a great Easter weekend. We will talk to you bright and early Monday morning. This is the show. You're listening to K Rock.