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Episode Date: November 4, 2025Cody’s Cowboys lose again & Josh is just back to pirating his content. Another year, another ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ loss. Today’s High Strangeness has some aliens speaking th...rough a student pilot. Plus, we revel the Wheel of Tattoos designs & so much more on a Tuesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Zip it around like a little buck.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Tuesday, happy election day.
You better get out there and vote.
I misunderstood.
I have to talk something.
Oh, no.
Well, you can do both.
You can have election days on election days.
Oops.
You can have both.
I talk a lot of Iago.
Yeah.
Me practicing my, uh, my Democratic rights gives me a little chump.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Oh, boy, everybody.
Happy Tuesday
November 4th
2025
Hadu
you do
Sorry about your Cowboys last night
Just 10 points
It wasn't terrible right
No but they do what I always say they do
They play down to the situation
Their secondary is
Just one of the worst
I've ever seen
Okay
Like that's
The
That's awful
I would imagine that somebody's got to be fired for that.
Either the secondary coach or the defensive coordinator,
Iber Fluss, who everybody in the organization keeps giving little bumps of confidence to,
which they're doing the whole.
It's a new system.
It takes time.
All right.
It's been eight, nine weeks.
How long does it take to learn how to not let ball fly overhead?
We're working on that.
We are focusing on that in practice.
It's such a cop-out.
Oh, once they figure out the scheme,
then they'll be able to not let the ball fly over their head.
We're focusing on it, though we are working on ball over head.
We're trying.
So, I mean, yeah, like you said, though, I mean, there's only 10.
Decent game.
There's only a staff for the whole thing.
Yeah, pretty much.
Kind of dosed off a little bit a couple times because, you know, it's on whatever.
What do you watch it on?
ESPN on my TV works.
So I have somebody's.
Give somebody's ESPN.
ESPN right now.
I was afraid to look because I didn't want it to, like, go off or anything.
So I just sat there.
I stole it.
I used stream east.
The billionaires are going to keep fighting over these subscription fees.
I'm just going to steal it.
I'm not,
I'm going to keep raising these fees or taking things away from me.
I'm going to steal it.
Because inevitably what's going to happen is that, again, they don't mind YouTube,
whoever owns YouTube TV, Google, right?
I think it's the same people, right?
Doesn't Google own?
Apple, yeah, Apple, I mean, Alphabet owns all that.
So $200 million to them is nothing because that's what they're going to end up giving out
to their 10 million subscribers total for the credit.
Fighting with Disney, who's multi-billionaires.
Yes.
So somebody doesn't care about losing billions.
Hundreds of millions of dollars because whoever bows first will make hundreds of billions.
And whoever doesn't win will only make a little bit less, but they still didn't win the tiny battle of the tiny white guy weiner slapping around.
I wasn't going to, uh, I wasn't going to, uh, I wasn't going to,
I just went to the free store.
I'm doing piracy again.
I don't blame you.
You're going to keep raising these fees on me.
Because also what's going to happen is that inevitably, we still are going to lose.
Yeah, we'll lose.
It'll still be something that will go up.
Well, yeah, whatever happens where YouTube TV is inevitably or eventually going to be like,
we've settled in blah, blah, blah, it's either going to be unfortunately or.
You've got to add your $2 to your fee.
Which they're going to.
Or, hey, we.
did it. However, we do still have to raise it, but only this much, whereas before they wanted
to raise it this much. Or they get it back and they get like, well, we can get your ABC and ESPN
back, but this, this and this can't come back. So to go to the, to watch FX, get the Hulu
app or whatever, yeah. I could see them YouTube TV trying to then recoup everything by
putting things like the ACC Network, SEC Network into the, they have tiers.
and like the sports tier,
I can see them doing that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
They want everybody to go to Hulu.
That's because they own Hulu.
Which you can't do,
but I still think this is the start of what we've been talking about.
These bundles, cable.
This is the first spectrum or Verizon Fios.
This is going to be the Disney bundle.
Yeah.
With Hulu as their top person.
It's just frustrating.
But whatever.
Happy Election Day.
Get out there and flex your democratic muscles while you still can.
You better.
Or here's the thing.
They just passed it.
New law.
You're not allowed to do any of that lovely Facebook commenting that you all love to do so much unless you go out and vote.
That's their favorite hobby.
I know, but you can't do all that.
And then not vote.
You look pretty stupid.
A lot of weather ripping through town last night.
All you were saying in our chat right now, Auburn was real windy.
You and I both had hail against my window?
Just the littlest bit, but East Syracuse, I guess, had like big old chunks of hail.
I had a lot of rain, like very heavy rain.
One loud thunder clap and it moved, you know, kind of around the hills there, little ACDC.
Mm-hmm.
Garrett says lightning struck a tree outside of his house.
Yeah, you could see it because I was outside at the start, and you could see it around, like going wild.
and it was like, uh, it must have got real.
It's time to get inside.
Must it got real windy after I went to bed
because this morning I came out
and all my plants were blown over and stuff.
It was nuts.
Sister said it was nasty and Camillas.
That was crazy.
I don't know what was.
I don't know what was. It just like a band of storms
coming through last night?
Trees getting knocked down.
We have a tree in our woods that got knocked down.
Yeah, bud.
You don't run through the woods
trying to knock down all the dying trees for fun?
Chop them?
No, you're just, you football tackle them.
That'll forever be one of my favorite dad memory.
as both of my kids came running up to the house
after they were exploring in the woods and they go,
Dad, you want to come see this tree that fell down?
Hell yeah.
And we all went out and looked at a tree that fell down.
That's the best, pushing over the dead trees.
We just looked at it and stood out of it.
I'm going to cry about it.
The woods is fun.
Want to go play in the woods?
Yes, I do.
As you getting to win basketball season kicking off last night.
Yes, you're big basketball season.
And we're over.
We're done.
We're done.
As they killed Binghamton, like 80-something to 40-something.
But JJ Stalling with an injury?
Yeah, I agree.
Let's not get started down that path, all right?
There we go.
Did they say what?
Lower leg injury.
Autry says JJ will be fine, lower leg injury, but he went down hard, I guess, so.
Okay.
Is that one on TV last night?
Oh, I have no idea.
Oh, no, wait.
I didn't see it was on ACC Extra.
Oh, yeah, I didn't have it.
That's right.
I wanted to watch it, but I don't have that.
Okay, now, hypothetically, how?
How many wins?
Oh, that's what we're doing?
How many wins?
If JJ never plays again.
If he's out, what are we looking at?
If he never plays again, how many wins do they get?
And would it be acceptable for them to get in order for Red's job to be safe?
Tomorrow, how many wins would it take if they do get it?
I don't envy sports radio.
I don't envy sports radio and having to just make up scenarios.
Okay.
Now, if the power goes out of the dome, but they still got it.
out of play hypothetically.
Everybody takes the phones out, turns on the flashlights.
How many do they have?
How many games do they win in just the phone flashlights?
Six.
Detramental conduct.
Whatever that means.
Grizzly suspend John Moran for one game for detrimental conduct.
Yeah, because he was lollygagging at the end of the game before the Lakers.
Who knows?
He probably just wasn't any serious, wasn't getting back on defense probably.
Mm-hmm.
What a disaster.
Come on, no.
You said he doesn't want to stay there, though, right?
I think he wants out.
That's usually what happens.
You know what I mean?
They start messing up and looking bad, and that's...
Well, I hate the team trade me, so...
I mean, if you can get in trouble for detrimental...
What did I call it?
Determental conduct?
Detramental conduct.
I mean, that would have been every game I played it in my high school years.
Right.
I was nothing but lollygagging.
What?
Everything I did was detrimental.
I was not helping the team in any way.
I get it.
But you were on that bench.
Defense.
Defense.
Defense.
Trash talking the rafts.
You don't know your boy was running his mouth.
Putting your feet out just a little close.
You know.
When the raft goes by, what?
I'm not one.
Your boy was running his mouth.
Well, Cody, I don't like having to find out this way, but I didn't win people magazine
Sexies Man Alive again.
One of these years, I will.
What is their deal?
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I got all the right shapes.
guy, look, I'm the handsomest of handsome boys.
I mean, I don't understand how you didn't win this award.
A bunch of people nominated you for it.
You demanded to win it.
Mm-hmm.
An award that you're very clearly qualified for.
You demanded to win it.
Numerous people that also would think that you're very qualified for,
demanded that you also win it while saying that they nominated you.
Yeah.
And you didn't win.
I didn't win it.
Rigged, uh, he tells people.
Fakeness.
So I'm going to say the guy's name.
I've gotten to a point in my age, guys.
I don't know who actors are anymore.
I don't know who people are anymore.
Okay.
Jonathan Bailey is People Magazine's sexiest man alive.
He was in Bridgeton, Wicked, and Jurassic World Rebirth.
Look at this fella.
I don't know who people are.
That's a good looking, dude.
I don't know who he is either.
I saw a video.
Yeah, I saw a video of somebody at the New York City Marathon this weekend, and they're like,
here's all the celebrities that ran the New York City Marathon.
and they listed off like 10 names
and I didn't know one of them.
It's like, oh.
It's like when they do the insert, whatever, awards show, like MTV, whatever,
and they're like, and starring, blah, musical performance by blah,
and you're like, I don't know blah or blah.
Yeah.
That's a good looking fella.
Like this past weekend's S&L, I didn't know anything that was going on.
I haven't even watched it yet.
I know I know Miles Teller is in Top Gun, but I didn't know who the musical guest was.
I don't know who people are.
Who was it?
I don't even know.
Hold on.
Miles.
I do have Google right literally in front.
I don't know who to look up the musical guest.
Let's see.
Music.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm an old now.
Yes, sister.
I know.
And I'm fine with it.
I don't care.
I like what I like.
Who was it?
Oh, was it?
Was it Brandy Carlisle?
Oh, it was?
She's from forever ago, I think.
Oh, then I do like Brandy Carlisle.
If that's who was this weekend, I do know who that is.
So then I digress.
I was wrong.
You just might not be as familiar because it's, that wasn't your jam then.
Brandy Carlisle's phenomenal.
She's so good.
Jonathan Bailey has been named People Magazine's sexiest man alive.
He is Fierro and Wicked.
Dr. Henry Loomis in Jurassic World Rebirth.
Lottie's only one watching these Jurassic World movies.
Yeah, it's only Lottie.
It's only Lottie because I do not, I'm not watching him.
He likes himself some Jonathan Bailey apparently.
We didn't know that about Lottie.
He says his first crush was pretty.
Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid.
Yeah, I get that.
Because he is a gay gentleman, so he would have liked Prince Eric going up.
Here they go!
That's it!
Here they go.
That's it.
I knew it.
His ideal date, my ideal date, would be.
I love to walk.
I do love dinner, theater, and films.
It depends on what number date.
You know, if it's like Date 100, then Legos.
Some of my best dates have been Lego dates.
My man.
That's awesome.
So he's hot.
He plays Leggos?
Jesus.
Good for him.
He earned it.
All right.
Cool, man.
Here's me going for next year, I guess.
I mean, you deserve it.
Fingers crossed.
We'll try again.
We'll post more shirtless photos.
A different campaign.
Thank you.
I guess.
Action Day Spaghetti Supper.
Our lady of Pompeii and Syracuse all.
Nothing that gets old white people out.
Something else.
More than free scabies.
Anybody out in Utica doing a spaghetti dinner?
What's going on?
Are there other places that do?
This is always the one that the news covers on election days.
Because it's a very weird thing.
Yeah?
I mean, if you think about just the whole premise.
I don't know why it started, but I like that it started.
Like it's literally, hey, thanks for voting.
Here's scabby's a meat post.
I like it.
Oh.
I like it.
I'm saying thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it very much, though.
But I, it's still just a...
I think it's for people like my mother-in-law who like to just social.
The community comes together.
Every election day, we go to our lady of Pompeii, and we have our...
They hang out.
Spaghetti dinner, and they hang out for six, seven hours.
I'm assuming you.
Chat it up.
Enjoy themselves.
The little people that bring their crackpots and your coffee and donuts for each other there
where they sit and wait for your polls.
See, Ken says my polling location here in Utica has literally the best bake sale every year.
That's how you get people out.
That's cool.
Treats.
Interesting.
Get them out there.
Well, a family values group known as the one million moms.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Yep.
Oh, boy.
Claims that Wheel of Fortune's too dirty?
Here we go.
They claim that Wheel of Fortune has been using insinuated profanity
and have launched a petition asking the producers to clean things up.
Wheel of Fortune ladies
Of all the shows
Get swear worded
Here's some
Here's a montage I guess
Of some of the offensive things
They all need it
Tomorrow's right in the butt
No
Remember that clip when the guy said right in the butt
But it wasn't right in the butt
It was another one
I do
And that's a genuine
It's an answer
That's not anything that Wheel of Fortune
Put up on their
They didn't make the answer
Right in the butt
Okay.
Bridal and Gold Shower.
Like, the One Million Mom's Group has so much time if they're digging into this.
Right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
These are just, they, they hate family viewed then.
Oh, what losers.
Wheel of Fortune isn't dirty.
These are just people saying silly answers and we turn it and we laugh about it.
Even your most conservative grandmother would be like, mm-hmm, in the butt.
Sorry.
P.
There is a P.
A group of pill pushers?
Okay.
Okay.
All right, then.
A group of pill pushers.
That's not offensive.
That's offensive.
Yeah.
There's 1,200 signatures, apparently, already on this thing.
I also love when groups do that, and then they think that that is going to be a huge flex.
We've got 1,200 signatures.
Great.
millions of people here right now.
Yeah.
There's millions.
Hundreds of millions.
And you got 1,200 of those signals?
Wow, you're just the epitome of awesome right there.
It's titled Wheel of Fortune is no longer family friendly.
One million moms suspects parents may be shocked when they discover that the once
family friendly wheel of fortune, what are you talking about?
Pat Sejack.
Yeah, they were like kissing the contestants.
What are you talking about?
He's always been low-key, you know.
A little bit of sneak some of these in there.
Oh, Pan's A-Jack.
Unfortunately, the recently added puzzle category,
What the Fun, aims at a mature, modern audience
with insinuated profanity,
making it no longer suitable for family viewing.
I didn't even, like...
Of all the things on my radar,
Wheel of Fortune being too dirty, isn't one of them.
Right, feel free to, you know, get laid.
Holy cow, man.
man.
Like put your,
like put your energy
somewhere else.
Go do more
coaching for.
Wheel of Fortune
is deliberately chosen
to include
controversial categories
instead of wholesome ones
one million moms
fines.
Wheel needs to know
that parents
disapprove.
Yeah, sure they do.
All,
all 1,200
of them out of the
millions and millions
and millions.
Mm-hmm.
But thanks.
They did it.
Kids hungry all over the country, but yeah, we're going to worry about.
We have a fortune.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Tuesday, and on Tuesdays, we do a little high strangeness, a story of the unexplained, the creepy, the unknown.
Oh, boy.
This week, this story comes from our very own Alex.
Oh, really?
A little bender out there sent me this one, and I never heard this story before, so I watched like two hours of video.
on it last night and it's weird.
It's weird.
Oh, I don't want to know.
The story of Raphael Perez, Cody.
Oh, that's my favorite Ninja Turtle.
It is? Oh, okay.
Yep.
Raphael Perez back in
1976 was a student pilot
who was flying planes
down near Mexico City.
Like the...
Mexico, Mexico, New York.
Mexico, New York.
I know.
Mexico.
city like the real Mexico. Okay, gotcha. And that's going to be pertinent because the things you're
going to hear are not going to be in English. I will... Gotcha. There's a, that's a hotbed, man. The hotbed.
The high school city is hotbed. So the audio you're going to hear is it's going to be, unless you speak
Spanish, it's not going to make sense in the beginning. I will translate it for you at the end, okay?
Because once you, you can either jump in Twitch and YouTube and see the translations, which will freak you out,
or I'll read them to you for the audio listeners because they're not fun. Which is freakier.
Wait till you do it?
Both are equally as freaky when you see what the voices are saying.
Okay.
Is it aliens?
Oh, yeah.
It's aliens.
So the plan, Susan, yep, is it aliens?
The plan for Raphael Perez, he was a student, he was learning, was to make a circle at a nearby lake, make a brief landing in an open field and then return to the airport.
He's still learning.
Whole trip would have been an hour.
Okay.
But it was his first solo flight.
So as plane goes up and Raphael Perez disappears off.
radar.
Just vanishes.
Okay.
Air traffic controllers couldn't contact him.
Hours later, his small Cessna appears hundreds of miles away over Acapulco without
enough fuel to have made that trip.
I was going to say, little planes like that don't go hundreds of miles.
They go like 100 miles, right?
That's what things become stranger.
As controllers tried to reach him, his voice came through.
but it was not him speaking.
You're going to really hate this one.
It really bothers me, dude.
This is going to be a good one.
I like this.
I like when it's like, that's, it's not that.
That's not real.
So let me play this for you,
and then I will translate,
for those of you not watching in YouTube and Twitch,
what is being said in this clip?
I will post the whole hour-something documentary
that I watched last night.
But here's a little clip.
What you are hearing,
is not the voice of a pilot in distress. This is something else entirely. In 1976, a young Mexican
pilot named Rafael Perez was mid-flight when everything changed. His airplane was no longer
under his control, and he lost consciousness. And then, he began to speak. But the words were not
his own. This transmission captured in real time, maybe the only non-examination, the only
known audio of an extraterrestrial
intelligence speaking through
a human host. What
happened in the skies over Mexico that day
and who, or what,
was speaking through Raphael
Perez? What? All right.
So, as
you remember, Raphael Perez,
yeah, Area 52 is the
YouTube channel that I'm playing right here.
He does like an hour and a half on it.
He blacks out,
like I said, wakes up over Acapulco
hours later. Yeah. With
enough fuel.
They start to talk to him.
And this is where I'll translate what you heard.
It sounded like gibberish, unless you can speak Spanish.
The recording is from 1976.
That's the actual recording.
From his plane.
They believe, or the theory is,
he was being used, and they say this in the clip,
he was being used as a vessel for aliens to speak.
It was like men in black.
sugar water
to an extent.
And now I'm going to read to you.
What the hell, man.
I'm going to read to you what is being said
since it is in Spanish, all right?
Aliens are weird, bro.
Why are aliens so weird, man?
Just come on down.
Let's just hang out, bro.
We're not trying to do anything trouble.
We're not going to call any trouble.
All right, here we go.
You see, we're always talking about going out of your butts.
Leave us alone.
We don't go in your butts.
I understand that the pilot is in a hypnotic state.
You are doing it from a distance through the pilot, correct?
It is correct. He is only speaking because he is ordered to do so.
What?
So this is his voice.
But he is speaking, but he does not do it by his own will.
We are using him as if we are using a microphone.
What?
So the voice is saying, this is Raphael's voice, but he's not speaking by his own will.
We are using him as a microphone.
And then they say some pretty bummer stuff.
It doesn't really matter who we are or where we come from.
It is enough for you to know that we are beings who inhabit this universe,
the same one you which belong to,
our planet is many light years away from yours.
But I will repeat this again.
Perhaps it will seem too confusing.
You only need to know that and pass it along.
we are physically identical to you.
I repeat, all the races of the universe are physically the same.
You only need to know that you are not alone in the universe
and that there are other races far from you.
What?
But we are watching.
Wow, man.
1976, it is still unsolved.
No one knows why that happened.
They've interviewed Raphael since.
theories are skeptics think that Raphael Perez may have lost consciousness and hallucinated,
but he would have had to be speaking to his air traffic controller like an alien.
I was going to say, everything cool.
That's the only time I think they're probably going to have somebody that has passed out,
hallucinated, flown a plane, talked to the aircraft controller hundreds of miles from where they're supposed to be.
So that's supposed to be the, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, that, nope, accept that explanation.
Okay, that's just as weird then as an alien taking over their body.
You know what I mean?
Like, so we're supposed to just accept.
Oh, yeah, no, he passed out, hallucinated, told us that we're all the same being.
We all look the same.
To his air traffic controller.
Yeah.
Breaker come here and let me, I've passed out, but I'm hallucinating.
Like, what?
Nearly 50 years later, the mystery of Raphael.
Perel Perez and the aliens remains a topic of fascination.
It wasn't an alien encounter, a hidden government cover-up,
or simply a tragic case of a pilot pushed beyond his limits.
We will never know.
Man.
But he's not pushed beyond his limits.
He's not a commercial pilot or a World War II pilot flying 80 missions.
No.
He's in his little plane doing a fun little whatever.
So, you know what I mean?
And he came back too, and when he landed, they tested him.
He was sober.
He was healthy.
Everything seemed normal.
It was just that brief period of time where he's telling the air traffic controllers that we are watching you.
We are among you.
We are the same.
I'm using him like a microphone.
Oh, man.
Dude, I'll post the whole hour and a half thing I watched yesterday.
It's a weird.
It's a weird.
Weird one.
Thank you, Alex, for sending me that one.
That's a good one, dude.
Rafael Perez is his name.
Happy Tuesday.
Oh.
That's not Cody talking.
That's aliens going through Cody's voice to talk to me.
His voice is coming through him.
I would hope that if I'm an alien,
an alien takes over my body,
using my voice,
and it does that voice from the guy from Ghostbusters to Vigo's,
like a little friend there,
the art museum guy.
Beagles are destroyer.
I'm like to talk to me like this.
I never remember how to spell her,
how to say her last name,
but Lily from the AT&T commercials,
Melania Ventro, or whatever.
I forget. I don't you're talking about.
She went as Rick Moranis.
Oh, really?
And her friend went as the lady from that.
The keymaster and the gamekeeper.
They went as the keymaster and the key master in the key key.
And he had like the collander on his head.
It was great.
That's a good, that's a good costume.
I like that.
Hey, bud.
Oh.
Hey, bud.
You want to get some new Oreos?
Ooh, yes.
Yeah, what?
What?
I understand.
Yes.
And I say this every time.
Okay.
I know what Oreos do.
doing. Their bread and butter is their standard
Oreos. They just keep doing wild
new flavors so that people go and try them
and keep them in the news. And it's working because they've
had, they have been
banging it out of the park
the last couple, man. That chocolate covered
pretzel is the best Oreo I've ever had.
It works. That post-Malone Oreo?
Second best Oreo I've ever had.
Yep. This one,
Oh no.
Oreo is selling a tin of
Thanksgiving cookies that
tastes like turkey, stuffing, sweet
cream corn, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, and caramel apple.
A couple of those don't sound bad.
A turkey cookie, I don't want that.
Cream corn, I don't want that.
What are they doing this?
You can order a tin for $20 at oreo.com.
Okay.
You seem sad about it.
Okay, I don't order it.
I don't want it.
Like, caramel pie would taste good.
Hold now.
I'm going to close my window.
Yeah. Oh, it's caramel apple pie. So that's one flavor. That'd be good. That'd be good. Pumpkin pie, that'd be good.
Cranberry sauce? Yep. You did that.
Oh, I see what they are.
What are you looking at? What do you see the photo of it?
Yeah.
They're like coated, right? Yeah, they're like covered. They're like the covered in something.
They're a fancy Oreo.
Okay, that's. Turkey and stuffing combined? No, thank you.
I don't know. I want to see what. No, thank you. I want to see how they're doing.
these next couple that you're going to say.
Penn Pineapple, Apple, Pen, Lucas, I agree.
Sweet potato? Yep. I love
a sweet potato pie, man. As a cookie?
So I would like to try it as a cookie. Yeah, hell yeah.
Cream corn? I just want to know, well, how are you doing that?
It's going to taste like that corn soda we drank that one time.
Remember that? It wasn't the worst.
Just tasted like corn water.
Yeah.
The corn water.
You cannot get them on stores. You can only get them online. It's six different flavors,
and each tin comes to them. I agree with Space Babe.
Let's start putting cookies back in tins.
I love a big old tin of cookies.
Agreed.
If we're going to start going back to tins, I'm here for it.
I agree.
Store all of my, uh, I don't know.
I was going to say sewing supplies.
I was going to say, you're, your loose buttons and such.
My loose buttons and needles, yeah.
I've had a good button.
I put it in the tin.
What is that tin of cookies that I always liked around this time of the year?
Those, uh, like the butter, yeah, like the butter Danish cookies, bro.
Those are banging all.
Every one of them in it.
And I don't normally like dry cookies, but those are so good, dude.
I like a good dry cookie, so that's it, man.
And especially when you get even more freaking fancy,
and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know this is a specialty cookie,
but what if we made it even specialer and butter in a little paper cup?
You want a little paper cup?
And you feel so fancy because it's in a little paper cup,
and you're like, oh, I can just, I don't got to touch my fingers to it.
Oh, look at me.
And then there's still one left under there.
The Royal Dansky, Royal Danks, whatever you.
you, dank.
I would probably store some dank in it if you know what I'm talking about.
Big old thing of buttons.
2965 K-rock.
Happy birthday.
Oh, are you talking about
who's birthday?
Lynn four days ago from Ace and Base.
Oh, she had a birthday.
You're still on the A's and Bass on the A's and Bays website.
Lynn Bergeron.
You know, you're talking about her?
That's birthday four days ago.
Yesterday was Boss Lady's birthday.
You texted her.
You tell her happy birthday.
I put it on that fun little Facebook thing.
Oh.
They tell you that way.
A whole world can see that I said it.
Happy birthday boss lady.
She can finally drink.
I know, right?
She can finally legally drink.
I would guess this is going to, I don't know what somebody would do with this.
But police are looking for Shaq's missing SUV.
Has somebody seen my SUV?
That's my car.
Oh, Lottie, what gaming chair are you getting, bud?
Bring me my call back, please.
Now, I guess this is a real county and I love the name of it.
I had a cake in the back.
Lumpkin.
County Sheriff.
I'd be there.
You're on down here in Lumpkin County, Georgia.
I'm going to run for mayor of Lumpkin County.
I'm the mayor of Lumpkin County.
Right, Jay, call the general.
He only ensures my car.
Lumpkin County Sheriff, Stacey Gerard, announced investigators have obtained search
warrants in the case of Shaquille O'Neill's stolen custom rangeover.
Who do they think has it?
They don't know.
Search warrants for who?
The 2025 SUV
Worth $180,000
I bet
Disappeared during transport
Oh
I don't know how to say this
D'Longi
Pardon Georgia
Okay in Georgia
About 70 miles northeast of Atlanta
So a heist
They have persons of interest
Hence the warrants
Okay so they they have an idea
Do we do another heist?
I gotta get a heist a week
We're heisting
Now we're heisting cars
I don't appreciate you.
Well, the problem is none of you will be able to drive this vehicle.
It has been customized to fit 7 foot 1, Shaquille O'Neal.
None of you can drive it.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
They probably got in and were like, oh, ish.
What the hell's going out with the seat?
It only goes back more.
Yeah.
It never goes forward.
Based effortless motors has customized the vehicle for O'Neill's 7 foot one frame
before shipping it to Louisiana.
enough for an LSU game.
So at least they now know where it went.
They reported that their computer system,
the trucking company, was hacked.
Oh, God.
And someone stole the SUV.
How does their system being hacked equal car
and another location stole it?
That's beyond my knowledge.
I think...
That doesn't sound...
Anybody smarter than us?
Can you explain what this is?
I don't know.
Something sounds a little shady.
Officials suspect a double brokering shipping scam.
What is that?
See, that's what I mean.
What does that mean?
It sounded like the California place, I don't know,
not that they had a hand in anything,
but, oh, our systems got hacked here in California.
Your car stolen in Louisiana.
What?
Like, I know you can chop this thing up
and sell the parts, but it's Shaq's SUV.
But what would they,
I'm still caught up on the whole
why your computer system being hacked
would equal a car in Louisiana being stolen.
Am I missing something?
Zippy says that he,
I don't know this is true or not.
Zippy says somebody pretended to be the shipper
and took the car.
That's funny.
So delivered to them.
They hacked and got the information.
But they knew where it was going.
Louisiana.
It was appearing for a Louisiana game.
An LSU game, they said.
So it's not like the location was a mystery or was being kept a secret.
Or maybe they somehow hacked the system and say,
Cody's trucking is going to take it from here to the next place.
Give him the keys.
Give him the keys maybe.
I don't know.
Professional yoy.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
It was more, I think, than just.
It was hacked.
There are not enough phone books you can sit on or wood blocks you can strap to those gas pedals to even drive a 7 foot one customized vehicle.
No, I'd be too.
feet away.
Guys, I know we're excited.
So other side of this, I'm going to reveal this year's Wheel of Tattoos.
The Flash is in.
Cody has seen them.
I have seen them.
I got them all already.
My mother has seen them.
Yep.
My mother's worried about somebody getting the nanny tattoo.
I said, Mom, people like, they loved a nanny.
That's the one?
She's...
Yeah, you talked to Tantam about that.
Okay.
So other side of jetting some bills, I'm going to show you the tattoos.
Keep a lot.
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
You've all been waiting.
Friday is our big.
Wheel of Tattoos show.
I'm spinning this year.
I admitted it. You guys heard it. There it was.
739. 11, 4-2-0-21.
I'm looking at the designs. I'm going to show you guys the flash.
If you want to jump in Twitch and YouTube, or if you can't, I'll post it on the K-Rock Facebook page momentarily.
So I don't know where I'm going to put whatever I land on.
So let's just show you.
And we'll talk about it, all right.
All right.
And then I'll do hypotheticals.
I'll do some hypotheticals.
So here on my screen right now is this year's flash of the wheel of tattoos.
I will post it on the Facebook page.
Let's go through what they are.
For those of you listening, there will be an honorary nanny tattoo with the lipstick.
I love it.
I love it.
Says nanny.
I kind of want that myself.
I guess it doesn't have to say nanny if you don't want my grandma's name on it.
Yes, it does.
All right, there you go.
There you go.
has to say nanny.
My mother is very worried about other people.
She goes, well, why would anybody get,
why would anybody get your nanny's tattoo?
I go, because they love nanny.
Because she was an intricle part of the show,
and that was one of the funniest things of the last year,
that she wants a good home-cooked meal.
God forbid I get a good home-cooked meal.
That is hilarious.
And also, she's worried about that,
but not my full legal name.
Yeah, you think that's a bigger deal than it is.
I wouldn't be bothered by Cody Arthur Leasy on my butt cheek.
You know what?
Why would you like, why?
Why would I care?
Is that the only one you have a spot for right now?
Like, what if you get the nanny one?
Where does it go?
Well, let's run through the designs and then I'll discuss my placement.
Because if you're looking at my screen right now,
uh,
see,
Hamone says the year I retired isn't an actual awful one.
Well,
I don't think crack coon is great.
Like, do I want a raccoon smoking crack tattooed on my body?
Yeah, the only thing I can think of after is that if after you have it
turn it into something else.
What do you mean? Like weed?
I don't know.
Anything.
An apple and that's a mustache
and he's just a silly raccoon smoking a corncob pipe.
You know what I mean?
You gotta get a crookoon, dude.
No, no, no, no. You have to get that.
I'm saying if you regret it later on.
Later on, you do whatever the hell you want.
No, no, no. Friday, you land on that.
You're gonna have a crack pipe.
So the crackcoon tattoo is that,
if you remember, the raccoon that,
smoking crack pretty comfortably
and then he just kind of in the front seat of that car
well he was kind of a gnarc he just was
gonna take a hit right in front of the cops
bro and to timeless dad to his credit
it's a really cute crack smoking raccoon
but being honest with you
adorable uh the
the one that I don't want which means I'll get it
is Cody's vacuum because it has no meaning
to me it's Cody's vacuum
it's right here
yeah he's obsessed with this vacuum
it's been an addition to his life
that he takes very seriously
He's cleaning in here all the time.
I bring it home.
Gerbil removing his case through him all in a tizzy because there's so many more areas to vacuum and clean.
It set off my, it triggered my OCD because it was, there was a mess over there.
It's nice now.
I did a pretty good job with this.
It's, listen, what?
For just being a little handheld vacuum.
It's an amazing device.
This thing is awesome.
It's an amazing device, but it is on the wheel of tattoos.
If you want to get a little handheld battery powered vacuum, get that tattooed on you.
We got the broken stool, Cody.
What do you think of?
about that one? I love it. That's hilarious. I'm real happy with the broken stool. I'd be fine with that going on my arm.
Because what's funny is which broken stool could be. Any one of the like three that you broke. Yeah, I've
broken a lot of them. And now the gerbils not here anymore, I got nothing to feel bad about because he's the one that sat on the stool.
That's true. Yeah. Oh, smash away, bro. The high strangeness tattoo I actually would pay for.
That's hilarious. For those you're just listening, it's a UFO with the abduction, but it's abducting sassie.
Squatch and he's smoking a J.
Yep.
That one I would pay for.
That's hilarious.
Because I bet the tattoo artists that we have over there are going to do cool colors on that.
They could, yeah.
That'd be really cool.
Because they'll toss a little in there for you.
Black lungs in honor of my tuberculosis surviving.
We've got TB survivor.
Did he survive?
I could be in a coma right now.
We don't know.
We don't know.
Taxline asking was the raccoon smoking meth?
It's the same pipe.
Either it's Craccoon or meth.
It's the same pipe. I thought it was crack, though.
I thought it was a crack pipe. Yeah, because it was a little one of the little ball.
Sister says these are like the least terrible ones you've ever done.
Wow.
All right. Good.
Well, I'd say, thank you.
Good thing you're on the list.
Yeah, good thing is your year to spin.
We have my oasis crutches.
And Oasis, man.
Pair of crutches with the tambourine to honor.
The Oasis show that I had to crutch all the way in.
Crutches, voids in the area.
Someday I'll be able to walk again as this is my curse.
And then finally, Cody Arthur Leasey in a beautiful script.
That'll be tattooed right on me.
That's so funny.
All of these, we're spinning every 15 minutes Friday morning over at Timeless Tattoo.
Yes, lovely Rosa will be in attendance.
I mean, that's the best part.
I have a surprise for Rosa during the show.
We'll look forward to that.
But, I mean, yeah, she'll be there.
She got a tattoo last year, like right on her butt, basically.
Yeah, she took her butt cheeks out, which for the fellas in the room and some ladies.
The best.
It was the best ever.
So we're spinning Friday morning, bright and early kicks off at 6 a.m.
Timeless Tattoo and Beville be tuned in right here on the radio or Twitch.
Don't forget to get your tickets on that bills boss.
Head to Krock.com.
We'll drive you out there.
You don't got to worry about the parking, the gas, or anything.
Don't just get your ticket to the game.
Get your ticket to the game.
Maybe you already got it or maybe you're a season ticket holder.
You want to catch a little buzz and not drive?
That's your answer.
right there.
K rock.com,
the master of Vito Hyundai.
Bill's bus.
I'm gonna actually be driving it.
Cody is?
I'll drive it.
Just rip on down the through away.
A big ass bus.
Tammy's gonna be on a phone call
in the back there.
I could not concentrate in that meeting.
I love Tammy.
She's the best.
We had a sales meeting last week.
You guys don't know who probably Tammy is.
God damn.
She called into the sales meeting.
was in the room, but Tammy was on the way to Florida in her RV and her husband was driving
the RV.
So the entire sales meeting on like a 75 inch TV was just Tammy bouncing around in the middle of
an RV.
It was hilarious.
And every once in a while.
Loved it.
And there'd be a decent bump and you would just, everything would be kind of bumping.
Then you'd just see like, oh.
Yeah.
And then you're like, okay.
She's a hustler, man.
That was great.
She gets us paid.
So I love Tammy.
I'm all abooted.
I love it.
Speaking of which.
What?
Is it going to rain today?
Yeah, you might want to get a car wash.
Get over there to Splash car wash real quick.
I got a lot of dirty water on it.
Everybody is seeing those ads, dude.
I get messages every day.
We don't see our own ads.
If you don't know, again, we remind you,
we're the faces of Splash Car Wash for some reason,
and they love us.
Splash Car Wash loves us.
So we make these silly videos
that they use for their ads,
like in TikTok and mobile games and stuff.
Yeah.
And they're getting like millions of
views and everybody's seeing them. I've never
seen one. I've never been served my
own ad. It came up
on my brother-in-law's phone while I was in the
room with him and he's like, oh hey this is you
and I go, here you are. Can I see that?
All right, cool. That's hilarious. I keep forgetting
to just ask Tom. Like, what did you
send them? Because we can't see it.
Yeah, just asking for the files. Yeah, can't
see it, can I see it, please. So a little
caffeine can help wake you up in the
morning, but too much can actually make your
driving worse. I don't know
if I have... Well, I, I
I can see that.
You're like jittery.
Have you ever had enough so much caffeine that you get jittery though?
Yes.
You have?
Yes.
I'm better now.
But remember,
I couldn't handle coffee.
Oh.
I would get just,
it would be too much.
Or if I,
I'm also better now,
but if I would drink anything past a certain period of time,
yeah.
It'd be like 10 o'clock at night and I'd be like,
so it's,
the only two times I've been real gacked out on caffeine.
And one wasn't even caffeine.
Freeman Formula.
shot. That was the best.
I was Gaccarotian cheese that day, dude.
Well, because you had your energy drink, too.
You had the five hour, I think, right? Oh, I did.
It was the double day. Oh, I did.
That was great. And then the first time I drank a Celsius in here?
To quote Amy, it felt like a rocket went up my ass, like a shot a rocket on my ass.
I think you also doubled down that day as well. I think you did your five hour and that.
So you were flying, bro.
I do not mess with energy drinks. I do not mess with sugary drinks.
It's right here for an emergency for you.
I don't need that.
Yes, you do.
It's like it does a thing to me.
But at some point, it's right here waiting for it.
The cosmic vibe?
Just the cosmic vibe.
It's a little fruit punch.
I'll save it for a day I get a lot of stuff going on because...
That's what I'm saying.
It's there for whenever at some point, you decide you need it.
But then why don't my five hours really make me feel like anything?
Am I just adjusted to do them?
I've been doing it for so long?
They do a little, I'm sure.
I feel awake.
Because they've got like the vitamins in them.
So it's probably what you need to like...
Plants crave you.
be awake or whatever.
Or with some of those, it really could be placebo.
It could be.
At this point, it might be.
I've been doing a five-hour injury shot every morning for a decade.
That probably isn't great.
Well, do open.
Better than 10 monsters, I guess.
Open them all, all of them because you get like the box of the five hours.
Open all of them.
But just take one and fill it up with water.
Then put it back in and mix them all up.
And then one day will be a placebo.
and if you go that whole box and there's never a day where you're like, oh, I guess I was never really tired.
Then you can be like, well, I think you might be right.
Anyways, back to the story.
Do a little science.
A writer for the telegraph did a whole explanation on how thing, how drinking too much coffee or I guess any caffeine, really, if you're, if you're one of those like monsters or what was the one that AJ drank in the army, Ripets.
Yeah.
Ripets he likes.
I tried one of those here and that was, I didn't like those.
I don't like your rippets.
I do them, I think, just because I like the little boost of energy, but they're gross.
You can have poor decision-making.
Adding caffeine when you really need sleep can only make you more anxious and affect decision-making skills.
Yeah.
I mean, I make poor decisions all the time.
I don't need caffeine for that.
Yeah.
Tremors, overstimulating your nervous system can cause your hands and legs to shake.
Absolutely.
A little caffeine makes you more alert, but too much causes, and this is a problem that I have.
causes over arousal.
Yes.
I find when I'm in a, in the presence of women and some men,
I cause them over aroused.
They get so aroused.
They get just going too much.
They're actually tired.
They're like, you're just so hot.
You're so hot.
I actually need to lie down.
You're machismo.
Uh-huh.
Your machismo, it oozes.
Too much caffeine can also make your eye muscles twitch.
That's why I take my potassium is because my eye muscles will twitch.
It can lead to rapid blinking or blurred vision and as well as headaches.
So if you got a headache while you're driving around.
Well, that's the thing where if you stop, though, you get those caffeine withdrawals and you get the headaches.
You've got to be careful if you'd be doing a whole mess load, man.
Yeah, I don't want to have a mess with something that's going to give me withdrawals.
You know, even with my whiskey.
I don't want to drink ever so much whiskey that I get withdrawals from it or I need it.
That's why I ain't ever going to stop doing cocaine.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Yeah.
No, my head, I was going to say heroin.
I don't know.
It's like cocaine.
They're both.
They're both.
I'm assuming you get withdrawal from both, right?
We got those people to drink a lot of coffee listening to this show.
And I don't know.
No.
Can you take tea breaks, tolerance breaks with caffeine and like bring your right, bring it down?
I bet it works because I do that all the time where I just don't make coffee for forever.
And then, you know, like this time of the year rolls around and it's cold out.
And you're like, you want a little coziness, yeah.
It's a little coffee.
Oh, Fuzz is right.
Fuzz says that's why I didn't win sexiest man alive.
I'm too over arousing the judges.
They got around the table and they're like,
it's too much with him.
We put him in a magazine or it's going to put people down.
They're going to steal it.
They're going to be over aroused.
Oh, my God.
Get the show on demand wherever you download your podcasts.
Oh, I will.
We're writing there, wherever you're downloading.
Who's the top podcast?
Are we the top podcast right now?
Yes, obviously.
I can go to my podcasts.
New.
No.
Top shows.
No, not us.
Crime junkies number one.
Rogan's number two.
The Daily is number three.
Blood relatives.
What's that?
Blood.
I think that was us.
Dateline, pardon my take.
Mel Robbins is up there.
All right.
Well, we got to keep working.
But we'll get there.
What about Tony Robbins?
Whatever happened to him?
Is he still doing his Tony Robbins thing?
I don't even know.
Mel Robbins is a great.
podcast if you like that self-help stuff.
She does a lot of good stuff.
She the voice of Bugs Bunny?
No, that's Mel Blank.
And I believe he is no longer with us.
Spoiler alert.
Wow.
Did you see this?
I say Home Alone commercial
because it is
Kevin McAllister.
Okay.
A. McCauley Culkin.
Okay.
At the Home Alone House.
Okay.
The commercial is for,
and I don't know what this service is,
It's like if you have elderly parents and you don't want them like, you know,
if you'd be like alone at home, I guess.
It's like a ring cammon inside.
Something like that, right.
Okay.
But he does a pretty good like home alone references.
I'll play it for it if you want to jump in Twitter YouTube real quick.
That seems to be a thing these days.
He's leaning into it now.
A bunch of people are kind of doing that old.
Like, look at what we were in.
Here's the commercial that, you know, for the product that kind of revolves on what we used to do.
He avoided it for a while.
Now he's leaning into it.
Yeah, why not.
He's doing like a tour where you can watch the movie with him.
Hot his wife.
Who is his wife?
That.
Oh, I know she is hot too.
But she is gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
Wife.
Rachel Minor?
Is that right?
Cody lives a minor.
Oh, isolate that audio.
No, that's me.
Yeah, Rachel Minor.
Oh, wait.
Maybe it's not how I thought it was anymore.
Wait, who am I thinking of?
Yeah, because I thought his wife was Asian.
Who am I thinking of?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Hold on, what?
Yeah.
What?
Brenda Song.
Oh, yeah, they broke up in 2002.
My bad.
Okay, so yes.
In 2002?
No, no, no, no.
Rachel Minor.
Oh, they divorced in 2002.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now he's dating.
Got.
Oh, date.
Right?
Doesn't say married.
Brenda Song.
Yeah, just as partner.
Brenda song is nice.
37?
Damn.
What?
Is that bum me out?
No, I thought you would have said,
Nah, she's like mid-20s.
I mean, we're in our 40s.
So everybody's young to us.
Everybody's young to us.
My God.
All right.
Here's the commercial.
Twitch and YouTube, if you want to watch it.
Audio listeners, it'll make sense,
but he's going to come in contact with a woman
who is the granddaughter of a character in the original movie.
You'll see if you remember it.
Okay.
I'm just worried about mom being by yourself.
You know, unless she falls down or gets snowed in.
They never did catch that South Bend shovel slayer.
Metal shovel, who could it be?
I'll call you back.
You're a jumping one, aren't you?
Sorry, I thought you were this.
Old man Marley?
That's my Gramps.
Really?
What's all this?
My mom's getting older, so I'm...
Wrapping the house.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you tried talking to her about getting a little help?
I'm afraid to bring it up.
The scariest part is starting that conversation,
and at least you'll know and can't.
Stop worrying about it.
It's not easy.
But how you feel about family is a complicated thing.
How was that?
It was just like your grandfather.
The face, the eye, the boots.
Home doesn't have to mean alone.
It's for home instead.
Yeah, she was the granddaughter.
Remember how he went to the church to see his granddaughter sing and all that stuff?
Yep.
That's neat.
That's cool.
I like that stuff.
Home alone is just going to forever be one of those movies in my...
I'm glad.
In my bones.
He kicked all his little demon things and problems he had and he's cool.
And his brother, they're both really good actors and everything.
That's nice.
It's good to see him both being, you know, out there and doing stuff.
Kieran Kalkin was really good in succession.
Yeah.
It's nostalgic.
I loved it.
That's cool.
I don't know what the service is.
I don't know what.
I couldn't tell you the product at all.
No.
No idea.
I'm sure all you have to do is Google and, you know, McCauley, Calkin, new commercial.
And then it comes up and then you go.
from there, but yeah, I didn't.
Sure, they said it.
Home?
Home save?
No.
Home.
I don't know.
No.
Home instead.
Home instead.
I knew home something.
Home instead.
What is home instead?
Home instead.
And also, yeah, really.
In-home senior care.
Home instead provides personalized in-home care.
Practical support with a human touch.
I got to get this for Tam-Tam-Too hips.
I'm trying to.
Do someone keeping an eye on her?
I got this client.
home instead.
Yeah.
And I just need.
An out of the box idea.
I've tried everything.
Tried everything.
Everything.
And they don't want anything.
They said please stop calling me.
But I just need, what if I press it a little more.
With a little idea.
Don't forget about that Mastrovito Hyundai Bills bus.
Get your seat on that bus.
So you don't got to drive.
You don't got to park.
What's the game?
We'll just get you out there.
I don't know.
I forgot.
I had it open too.
But it's.
Bill something, right?
Is it Bill's Eagles?
It is.
It might be Bill's Eagles, I think.
You quizzed me and I wasn't ready.
Because they don't have, yeah, no, it's Bill's Eagles.
Bill's Eagles, yeah.
I was going to say, they don't have a ton.
They've got the bucks in a couple weeks.
And then they've got the Bengals, Eagles and Jets, and that's it for the new old Ralph.
Sunday, December 28th.
That's going to be so cool.
Head on out there between.
Between Christmas and New Year's?
Yeah.
It's going to be chilly.
We're covering the gas, the parking, and the tolls.
You just got to get your ticket to the game.
Or maybe you already got tickets.
Head to Krock.com to buy your ticket.
So neat.
On the Mastrovito Hyundai, Bill's Bus.
Yeah, hello.
That'll be a lot of fun.
So Google has released its holiday 100, Cody.
Are you ready to start talking holidays?
Since all the commercials on the TVs have been, might as well.
But like what type of?
I don't general, this is for shopping.
So we'll get into that.
I don't like skipping Thanksgiving.
My favorite holidays go, number one's Halloween, number two is Thanksgiving.
Number three is Christmas.
Like number three might even be St. Patrick's Day.
Number four is Christmas.
I don't like Christmas.
I love Christmas.
I hate St. Patrick's Day.
But I don't know what we can do for Thanksgiving, though.
I think I celebrate pretty well with, I have little decorations and such.
Yeah, enjoy it through your turn.
I like you eat lots of Christmas.
I like you eat lots of turkeys.
I guess some turkey in your fridge right now.
If I'm going to whip up some turkey.
Oh, he said nuts.
He said nuts.
Well, hey, as long as we're talking Christmas,
don't forget to register for the Chick-fil-A of Clay.
Lights on the Lake 5K walk on Saturday, November 22nd,
or the upstate orthopedics 5K run on Sunday,
November 23rd, both at 6 a.m.
You healthy people in your early mornings.
Those are going to sell.
I don't know how that's called Sal.
Limit spaces.
They load right up.
It'll be full before you know it, so definitely don't wait on those, man.
People love that.
They love doing those.
Being healthy.
The Thanksgiving ones, man?
Oh, people are wild.
I haven't been able to walk on both of my feet in months, and you're all out there running.
They're out there running around and then eating turkey, bro.
Lights on the lake.com for all of that info, as well as tickets to lights on the lake,
which opens on the 17th.
So 13 days from today, use code L-O-L-Santa.
to get $5 off your tickets.
Lawl. Loll. Fuzz is doing the run.
Nice, fuzz.
You would.
Stella's wife is registered for the run.
All right.
All you healthy people.
Oh my God, you love to eat turkey and run.
So what are the hot gifts going to be, Coco?
Well, let's go through some of them right now.
Scooters.
Scooters are expected to be a big gift this year.
Searches for kids scooters are up 50%.
Like the little motorized ones?
Yeah, I think so.
That's like the biggest thing right now.
People love those things, man.
Is these damn kids not peddling themselves on their scooters.
They're not kicking their own feet out like a fancy fella.
Back in my day, we used our feats on our scooters.
We didn't have no motor.
Back 20 years ago, Josh would scoot up and down using his big man legs.
I think a big gift this year, if you can afford it,
it sounds like it's going to be movie projectors.
Everybody wants projectors.
Me too.
My niece has a projector in her room.
Like, we're not doing TVs anymore.
We're doing projectors?
Well, you can just, it's cool because it's like the, you can bring it places.
I've wanted one for a while because it's weird.
The way that my mom's pool is, it's on the side of the house.
So the entire side of the house could be a screen.
Could be a screen.
Yeah, you're right.
And I've thought that forever because we would put a TV outside of the window right there
because there's a window that faces the,
pool as well.
And it was like, what if this TV was, you know, enormous?
And then I saw those kids this year playing Mario Kart camping on a projection screen up at Verona.
And it was the coolest thing ever.
There's a couple fashion items, but I don't know bunk about fashion.
Oh, yes, we do.
Drop waist dresses and crescent bags are hot.
I don't know what those are, but if you know fashion, maybe that's a cool thing.
I know all about dropped waste dresses.
As well as stackable rings are expected to be a hot gift this year.
Okay.
Don't know what any of that is.
Big trend this year, red light therapy.
Those like red light masks people put on.
That was fun when we did the sauna stuff and it had all of that in there.
But I imagine those mask things are probably expensive.
And do they work?
I think that some of that stuff works.
Or is it again a placebo effect?
I think some of it does because, I mean, it's like lazy.
Right.
Styling wands for your curly hair.
Ooh, those.
Yeah, ladies love that stuff.
You get a good,
get a lady a good blow dryer or a curling iron or like that,
a styling one.
Here, I got some for your hair.
Merry Christmas.
Very golden crumbus.
What else?
Backpack charms.
I guess we're decorating our backpacks again.
Okay.
My kid carries his backpack around all day at school,
so I guess if you want to accessorize it.
Well, then, yeah, then definitely make it your own.
weighted vests, I guess, if you're working out,
maybe you want a little extra resistance,
you put on your weighted vests.
Yeah, anything for workouts,
I'm pretty much already going to have, I bet.
These are the most searched gifts so far
for the Holiday 100.
A lot of things, a lot of popular, movie projectors,
like I said, backpack charms, and so much more.
Google shopping for more information.
G.com slash Holiday 100.
Yeah, careful wherever you're wearing these weighted vests.
Why?
Because they look like bombs strapped to you.
Yeah, they do.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I don't know if I'd love that running down my street.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
No, I hear you, dude.
I hear you.
No, no one's got, no one just gets a regular old, uh, tickle me plush toy anymore.
No, but also making the list, checkers board games.
People are back playing checkers.
Really?
I guess they like it.
I mean, Nintendo Switch is on there as well.
Yeah, that's going to be.
What's, is there like the big game coming out?
Oh, I don't know what the new game is.
for the switch.
Isn't there usually something for the holiday that they're like,
oh, look, it's Mario Adventure 8.
And you know what?
Going back to your home project, your TV projector thing,
yeah.
They're not expensive anymore.
That's why.
They're not bad.
Like they're 40 bucks at Walmart for a projector.
Because it's not going to be like 4K.
It is, though.
Oh, really?
Oh, Paul, I was going to say,
it's not going to be the greatest picture,
but you can put it, you know, have it.
The $40 one is 1080p, but you can,
You get four and 8K projectors.
That's still.
Then what?
You just have to hook up.
I don't know how they work.
You would plug it in like it was a TV.
So like if you had a DVD player or you had like a fire stick or something,
you just plug it in the HDI, I would imagine.
Then you got a whole projector on your wall, dude.
That's so cool.
Game changer.
Can't use grease as a weapon.
Aw.
Well, you apparently have never seen anybody trying to chase me in a car while I'm in my car
because I press the button on a bunch of grease just put them up the back.
Oh, like Spy Hunter, the video game.
Did they ever make a movie out of that?
I was going to say, yeah, I think the Rock was in it.
Of course he was.
I know the game I didn't play the game, but I'm pretty sure the Rock was in it.
Yeah, you have the oil slick come out of the back of your car.
Nice.
No, this is a 55-year-old in Tallahassee.
You went to Tallahassee?
Talking about Florida.
Because you're the only Tannasi.
William Clark, Bill Clark.
Uh-oh.
For allegedly throwing scalding cooking grease on a roommate.
Oh, man.
Carl Sanders.
That's the worst, man.
During a fight over house guests.
Sanders recorded video as Clark emerged from the kitchen.
Uh-oh.
Carrying hot grease left over from frying his ribs.
What?
I don't know.
Frying ribs, I guess.
What a party.
Either you leave or I'm going to make you leave, he said, before hurling the grease,
which struck Sanders in the face, neck, and arm.
And also, what a mess now.
That's attempted murder.
Yeah.
Isn't that how, I forget who was killed by the hot water?
Soul singer from the 70s.
Curtis, not Curtis Mayfield, no?
Oh, I don't know.
I have no idea.
Not Al Green.
Who was killed by the hot water?
Emergency crews.
Who was killed by the hot water?
It gives you an answer.
It will.
No, which famous singer?
To ask it, which famous singer died from,
which famous singer died from hot water?
Whitney Houston died from accidental drowning.
No, that ain't it, dude.
That ain't it.
Stupid idiot, you stupid AI.
Oh, you got to talk to it.
Oh, yeah, remember?
Hey, you dumb bitch.
Was it listening to me?
Cameron's dumb bitch.
Oh, okay, no, no, no.
No.
Oh, does it listen to me?
It did.
All right, ask it in a rude way.
Which said, Al Green, I think it was Al Green.
They're all saying Al Green.
All right.
Did it give it?
It did, but it didn't.
It just picking up on what you said.
How did Al Green die?
I'm so in love with you.
Whatever you want.
want to do.
Of course, now it's not telling me.
He's all right with me.
Yeah, it looks like it.
He got attacked and he.
In his own bathtub.
You make me feel so brand new.
But Al Green did not die.
He did not.
Mary Woodson's scalded singer Al Green.
Oh, you were singing to me?
Oh, I'm sorry.
With boiling grits before she killed herself.
Green survived.
Grits.
He is still alive.
Sorry.
I had a lack of any information.
No, I don't need.
Do get that information.
I wouldn't mind having some grids, though.
So back to the story.
Clark had been, he hurled the grease.
They had to airlift Sanders to a hospital's ICU burn unit.
Clark gave conflicting explanations to the police,
first citing Sanders refusal to leave,
then claiming Sanders lunged threatening.
Well, when you lunge at someone,
you definitely get hot grease thrown at your face.
That's just plain old facts.
Clark did admit
he quote held the pan of hot grease to use it as a weapon.
Yeah.
Grease as a weapon.
Yeah.
And then refilled the grease in case he had to use it again.
Bro went and reloaded the clip, dude.
You can't go reload your grease gun, bro.
Come on.
Can't go reload the clip, bud.
He is obviously arrested.
Only under aggravated battery.
That feels like attempted murder to me.
I mean, once...
And he was released on bond.
Oh, geez.
to get away, did he try to slip out the back?
Oh, take a new plan, Stan.
Don't need a more, boy, ro.
I thought you're doing more Al Green. Is that Al Green?
A little falltime golf.
I still see people out there.
Still out there.
Today's nice enough.
That's crazy, man.
So we'll do that.
Ryan Phelps Auto Sales presents our daily gaming stream.
But real quick, a factory worker out in Russia.
Accidentally.
Then he did know.
So he is no longer.
factory worker.
I guess the company,
he decided to,
on payday,
kill himself in the back of the head.
He jumped out of a window.
On pay,
on payday,
the company,
instead of sending out
everyone's paychecks to them,
sent the entire payroll
one guy.
Uh-oh.
About $87,000 got deposited
in this guy's account.
And he ain't going to give it back.
Oh.
Vladimir Ultrigalb's work
is now suing him,
but he feels like he should keep the money
because it was your error,
not mine.
But I mean, it's not your money, but I see your argument, sure.
Sometimes the universe gives back.
Right?
I mean, yes, but no.
No.
You didn't win the lot.
That's their money to divide up.
And then all your coworkers got screwed too.
Right, because then you're going to get beat up by a bunch of angry Russians who didn't get their paychecks.
Angry drunk Russians without their monies, without their rubles.
That's, because, I mean, I get his claim of like, I didn't do it.
Well, yeah, that's, that's how accidents.
Yeah, you got to flee the country, I think probably.
if you get, although 87 grand isn't much anymore.
No, that's what I mean.
He's not like, you're not, life-changing.
You're going to need another job, bud.
Yeah, right.
And now nobody's going to hire you because of that one time that you stole $87,000.
Yeah.
And then they sued you.
And then, well, the courts saw it in your way.
So I guess if the court's seen as stealing then.
That's not flea the country money.
Millions would have been, but that ain't.
Even then.
That ain't life-changing money.
I don't know the.
the Russian currency.
You know, if you like make it to America,
which, you know, well, I wouldn't,
no, you couldn't come to America.
Best friends.
So, I mean, I don't know where you would go
that you wouldn't get blown up
or, you know, I mean, that that money would.
Somebody figured you out.
Or, you know, I don't know if the Russian ruples.
Seven million rubles is what he won.
Is not what he won.
It's what he got deposited.
Anyways, that's what like a buck.
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