The Show - WE BACK!

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

That was a long two weeks. We know. And we love you very much for giving us some time off. Now back to the fart jokes and nonsense!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. We got to do something here? I got a Thursday I'm in the morning this early.

What the hell are we doing here? Woo! I don't know where I am. I don't know what's going on. Good morning, everybody. Clouds look nice. Oh, yeah. They're like a nice fluffy.

Is there's just a one? Where? There's one? Yeah, there's only one and you're looking at it. I don't have any clouds out there. Cloud looks in the night. Yeah, we're back. I don't remember how to do this.

I don't know what's going on. Just here's Metallica. Yeah, right? I'm always just at least a little bit nervous when you come back from stuff where you just want to make sure. Like, all right, pulling into the parking lot, that's what the key card works. Yeah, uh-huh. All right, so at least that, all right, walking up to the building. All right, that, that works.

Yeah, they're still allowed to be here. All right. And then I was like, they could at least change the pass code maybe. Nope, that we're good. We're good. No, we're still employed. As far as you know, we are settling in after a little stretch of time off. Thank you for giving Cody and I some time to recharge.

We appreciate it. We know it throws all your mornings and, uh... Throws us off too. Again, what's that? Throws us off too. Throws me way off. Like, it's August 18th, bro. I don't know what's going on.

Yeah. The fair starts this week. Right? Yeah, when I saw that the other day, I was like, wow, that's really it. Like the fair starts this week. Yeah. My kid has sports practice in 45 minutes, and that's no joke. It's at 6.45.

It's fall time, basically. This is when they, I remember doing double sessions and all that crap. My poor wife's got to get out of bed here now to get him off to sports at 645. It was one of those crazy, like, uh... This is golf league, so it's not. I think they're just going to the course and they just play. Yeah, they get in early. They get in early.

T off early because that's when golf people do this. Some golf people do that. And he loves it. And they probably have to get it in before, like, the actual, like, they probably open the course. The patrons show up, yeah. But that's fun to do. Yeah.

He has fallen in love with golf this summer. That's been his new sport. He's obsessed with it. It's been too hot. To do golf? This summer, I've tried a couple times because Elsa is actually pretty cool with me. I got one of those steak. things and you put it in the ground and she just chills while I have I have that giant field

where I could basically open up and hit balls not as hard as I possibly can but I can do some fun practice and man I tried a couple times and you get out there and you're like this is not even enjoyable to see no no he's got like he's got he's conditioned for weather for some reason he never gets cold and he never gets too hot he likes it he likes being outside so that's nice I wish probably more golf kicks that off today. I'm excited for him. He's enjoying it. What else is going on? I guess we got to get caught up with you guys. What have you been up to? How have you been?

How have you been? I do have just a little bit of anxiety being here. I've never taken that much stretch of time off before. And I'm anxious doing the morning show for once in a long time. No, I'm good. I kind of stayed on a sort of not the same schedule, but You know what I mean? Like, as soon as the sun would come up, you know, I'd walk the doggies and then go back in. So I, you know, so most of the right back to bed. Yeah.

But, you know, still waking up this early. Yeah, I was, I was on the West Coast time schedule for a long time and that's got me all. Right? That's just weird, especially when you come. That first day when you come back. Makes no sense. When it doesn't, you're like, wait, but it was just three hours. And I had to do a thing.

Yeah, I did a thing where my watch can show two times. So I'd have New York time and then I'd have California time. Oh, I wouldn't be able to do. So that I would know what everybody's back here. So I would know what time it is here for you and Fred. Yeah. But then like my parents and stuff. But then when I got back here, I switched it.

So I was like, all right, my brain still thinks it's that time. Yeah. But I'm here and this time. Anyways. And it ain't noon. We are getting settled in. You know the rundown. In case you forgot, K-Rock text line 315, 3, 365, 6.

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And like I've been saying, do not sleep on Stephen Douglas. Wolf, get in there early. Oh, this is that one. I'm going just to watch Stephen Douglas Wolf, September 4th. So a couple Fridays from now. Neat. A couple Fridays. You didn't visit Connecticut while we were off, did you?

Maybe, depending on what this person did. Well, the 40-year-old man had to be rescued from a child's slide in the town of Vernon, Connecticut. Uh-oh. Doesn't look like you. It looks bigger than you. All right. But the age matches. the fire department responded to Northeast Elementary School

for the report of a man trapped in a tube slide around 4.30 p.m. last Saturday. Oh, no. So he was a big boy. Well, it's one of those tube slides that does the twist. Oh, and he got stuck in the twist. That, honestly, is like not a nightmare because it's not going to happen, but it makes me nervous when I'm in like water slides.

Bro, I didn't know. I hate that episode of It's Always Sunny when they do get stuck. Yeah. I mean, I like it, but it's... I saw a video last night. I can't believe this water slide existed. Baby giraffe is born over at the wild.

Congratulations. We were putting up pictures of predators, like cheetahs and stuff on their Facebook, but there's a goddamn baby giraffe! Okay, just gonna... There was a water slide that existed that I didn't, it didn't like, it was in Norway or something. That you were fully submerged for 15 seconds. Whoa. And underwater?

Dude, it was like a water slide, but it's almost like a toilet because the slide was underneath a pool. And I guess for 15 seconds you were totally submerged. That's nightmare fuel to me. Yeah, so you're battling my like, yeah, water ride. Under the water? No. Because you get stuck. And so, okay, back to this guy.

Authorities fed the man oxygen. You are never living. this town, bud. Just see you know. It's over for you. It's over. Like, everybody's going to pick on you as the guy who got stuck in the kid's slide. And that could have definitely been me or Cody. It just happened to be you. Like, I would have gone in a kid's slide too. You know what, though? That's on the dude.

Yeah. You got to look at that. And if you know you're a larger fella, like, you know what I mean? Even if it's close and you're that big, you got to be like, hey, maybe I shouldn't. I shouldn't try to go down the slide. I'm fat. It took 30 minutes to free the guy. Wow. He revaluated, he refused treatment, and he went on his way. But man. Yeah, he met his second he got out, he's like,

No, leave me out. Don't touch me. Don't get out of here. Oh. Like, what I hate is that his body looks a lot like my body. Like he's not that big. They show him. Kind of.

Like here, you can look at him. They had to take the slide in half. He's right here. That's the bottom half. That's him. That's where they had to do. detach the slide. He's not that fat.

He just looks tall. He's not fat at all. That's a weird, did he... You see the position he's in? Yeah, like, is that the way... It looks like he could have gone. Yeah, did he... Was he in that position?

Is that how he tried to go down the slide in a weird, like... Balled up, like, fetal position? Yeah. Because you're right. He's not... He's not big. He's not big fat at all.

I can't understand how he would have got stuck here, unless he just panicked. Maybe he got halfway down and couldn't see the opening. Yeah, that is, I don't know. Hmm. Yeah, no, that's a... And do you have to, like, ask your, your partner?

Like, are you shouting down, babe? Right. Can you call 911? That initial, yeah, that initial, like, time before, like, all right, we're just, like, four minutes away. You know what I mean? That's got to be the worst. Just a playground slide.

I don't know how the heat had any, I guess, bearing on it. Maybe did it flex the plastic or something? but he's out. He's out, and he's not going to have a good time. No, he's going to be reticue. They're going to ask him, why were you in the slide, bud? What were you doing up there, bud? I was just telling him, morning,

I went to that sci-fi horror con at Vernon Downs Saturday with our oldest, and it was cool. Yeah. They bought a, I was saying, a skeet, all-rich-autographed scream mask. That's a cool, uh, get. Big purchase. He wasn't in much after that. He was in a couple cowboy movies, I remember, but, uh, didn't he, I think he did a

show recently maybe. I don't know who that is. This is the thing about like horror people. Yeah. They all know the people and what they do. Google him. I bet you'll be like, oh, that guy? His face is kind of recognizable. Was in the craft. Okay. Yeah. Was in all of the screams. But he's the guy with the mask? Oh, I don't. Uh, Riverdale. I don't know if he, oh, okay, Riverdale he was in. All right. He's very attractive. That's why the ladies like him. Oh yeah, yeah, he's a good-looking fella. He's a hunky fella. Oh, and then I do recognize him from... He was in some things, but I mean, he...

I mean, that's a pretty big name. He's no Matthew Lillard. No, who is, though, bud? But it was so cool, like, first of all, tons of, like, show bros and showgirls of this thing. Every single booth listened to us, it seemed like... Oh, nice. There was a guy, a couple of guys I met who run this website that is, like, all cryptids and random creatures around... and Y and stuff, and then there's,

I want to go to that X-Files Museum. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up in Saratoga Springs, that was there. It was a fun little event, man. Oh, that's cool. Got to get out there. I haven't been to Vernon Towns in a long time. Isn't there another one coming here around some?

It seems like there's a lot of them. I thought there's a couple, like, right in a row, but that's neat. It seemed that there's a lot of them. I, uh, I didn't do any gambling while I was out there. I didn't do any gambling in Vegas until I was at the airport. And I sent Cody a photo I didn't I didn't gamble at all in Vegas

I'm not really I don't like losing money It bums me out I get it So I didn't do anything until we were at the airport And I was like I got to gamble At the airport in Las Vegas And I went over

And I fed some piggyes Yeah you did Took a 20 Put the 20 in Started playing a little bit My son walked over It hit for like 16 bucks And I go son

This is a great lesson for you to learn When you're up, you'll walk away. And I took the thing and we cashed out. Just easier. And then he got a bag of the gummy Skittles for being my good luck term. I like it. Nice. No, I fed the pigs in your honor on your birthday.

You did. Yep. I haven't to just go to the lake house there over in the, like, Sylvan Beach. Yeah. And I was like, I'm just going to walk around. I'm going to see if there's anything because that one's a little more pricey. They don't really have the 20 cent, you know, the cheaper ones. Yeah.

But you can find some fun ones. I kind of was just like, I'm going to grab a drink and play that. There's like a shark one. It's kind of like a shark week themed one. Gotcha. Okay. I'm just going to do that a little bit. And then I'll walk on the beach if the water wasn't too stinky,

immediately too stinky. As soon as I pulled up, realized that. Yeah, they're having trouble out there, right? Yeah, it might be time to invest in that machine that a lot of places have that can help clean and, like, rotate the water. It's really gross. Yeah, it might be worth the town coming together. What does it?

Because it gets hot. It's, like, all hot, the water's hot. And there's no, like, turnover, really, because there's no rain to move stuff around. And, like you said, it's really shallow and it's hot. So all the algae's grown and stuff. Because there were spots where I could, you know, get in when I was out there. But, yeah, so it was like, nope, no walking.

And I was like, so let's just take a lap inside. And within two seconds, the feed. The Pigs game, it was right on the right. As soon as you walked in, I didn't even look anywhere else. I was like, don't care about price. It was an 85 cent per spin game. It's all right. Oh, boy, we're gonna be here for a couple minutes then.

And I'm within, I don't know, 15 minutes, if that, 10 minutes. Yeah. Hit it pretty decent where I fed one of the pigs enough where he bursted and gave me a bunch of free stuff. One like 50 bucks. I was like, that's awesome. But my pocket left, didn't even get a drink. You said Sylvan Beach is quite the spot now. You said just walking around.

I was impressed with the atmosphere and just the area. They had a lot of stuff open. It wasn't... Good summertime town. Yeah, there was no like, oh, the teenagers. You know what I mean? Like that you see on the internet, that wasn't an issue. I mean, obviously the water wasn't available, so that kind of deters people.

But like the town itself was jamming. Yeah. It was jamming. It's a fun little spot, man. I'm glad you got to feed some piggies up there. What are you guys? Those hilarious. What are you guys?

Sandy Beach is really nice right now. He says, Joe says, in our chat. Yeah, it's rough. You can't find many spots for beaching. Oh, it's packed? Well, that algae is everywhere. Yeah, you can't get in, yeah. It's everywhere.

There's even some spots along Ontario that have got the issue. Yeah. 315-364-109. Happy New York State Fair Week. How's your summer been going as we reach the end of it? Oh, sorry. We're back. Hello.

How are you? Who is this? My name is Josh. That is Cody Mack. Josh is the short one, by the way. Oh. Aw. That makes me wiggin tiny then.

Nobody ever knows which one of us is the which one of us. So, uh, I don't know how to clarify it on the radio. Let the mystery. Which one are you? Although I do love, I, I, happened over again over at the, I went to the sci-fi horror con. And like I said, everybody, The booth knew us.

Everybody at all the booths knew us. Where's Cody? Well, we don't live together. Not yet, at least. Until my wife kicks me out eventually. But it's always, my favorite thing is the standing there awkwardly while someone explains to a person who doesn't know who we are, what we are. This is Josh. It is awful.

From K. No, not K Rockathon. He does the morning show. And I'm just. Can I buy a sticker, please? They're wicked funny. And then they try to explain it more and you just kind of, yeah. Me, hi.

Hi. Hi. Good morning, Katie. Katie says, I got in the habit of sleeping in with you on vacation. Just waking up now. Well, thanks. Well, yeah. And, uh, yeah.

Bad. I, I'm not ashamed of what I'm about to admit because you probably should be then. People can enjoy whatever they want to enjoy. Oh, okay. I'm so invested in the Taylor's. Swift, Travis Kelsey podcast, Cody. I don't know if you watched it. I did. I watched it the day

debuted. No, they're doing a together podcast. She came on New Heights. Him and the Kelsey Brothers. Okay, okay. And I watched the whole thing. I think it was like her first ever podcast appearance. I don't care if you pick on me. I thought it was fantastic. Oh, okay.

She announced her new album. I saw that. Which obviously she listens to us. She's a big fan of us. Yep, definitely listens to us. Why wouldn't she? All her fans do for sure. And now the whole theory, the conspiracy around that appearance, is that she's going to be the Super Bowl halftime show. Oh, really?

Well, I get, I'm not a Swifty. It'd be popular. People would love that. I might become one. I don't know why, but I'm not a Swifty, but she does all this, like, she leaves a lot of, like, hints, I guess. Yeah. And I guess at the end of that era's tour.

Okay. All right, this is, you're all going to, you're going to be like, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I was going to say, yeah. And he's giving us a whole diet of tribe about Taylor Swift. Right into the, okay. I know.

I guess at the end of the Ares tour, this orange door dropped in the background. And then she walked through this orange door, and this whole new album cycle she's doing is all orange. All right. Here he goes. All right. So now, old man explains Taylor Swift. Listen to me, Callie. Yes.

Because I'm explaining. I'm, I, no, yeah, me. I would like, this is interesting. And if we can just all knock it off, Taylor Swift is 35 years old. Can we stop to acting like Taylor is still 18 years old? Yeah. She's 35. She's a grown-ass woman.

She's almost my age. People to do that. That is a little weird. Like, I get that her fan base is mostly kids. But she's a woman. She is mute. So now she's on this podcast. And they're all trying to figure out if she's dropping more hints about this

halftime show. So, Super Bowl 60. All right, so in the interview, Taylor's talking about how, like, she likes to make bread. And I think Chuck tagged me in a video. And she's like, I like to make sourdough bread. And she kept saying, like, I'm thinking about sourdough 60% of the time. Well, the Swift, you start to analyze that. Super Bowl 60 is coming up at Levi's Stadium, home of the San Francisco 49.

whose mascot is sourdough Sam. So was she leaving a hint that she's been thinking about sourdough 60% of the time, Cody? Or is it just she's a billionaire and when rich people get a hold of something and I'm making bread. So now this is the most. Totally possible. Totally possible. But I'm invested now on all this. Listen, I had a lot of time.

So you think it's that, not just. See, I was leaning towards. She's probably got time on her hands, so she's making a bunch of bread. That's what I thought it was. But you're leading towards Super Bowl. Okay. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

Well, you are now a known Swifty. That's it. In the beginning of the episode, when Jason Kelsey, who by the way did a great job interviewing her, shout out to Jason Kelsey. He's not a bad interviewer. He kept things on topic. He kept things moving. He introduced Taylor Swift and he was like, yeah.

Can you close that? He was like excited. She says, thank you for screaming for like 47 seconds. Taylor's 47 stop of her era's tour was at Levi Stadium. That one's a little bit of a reach, in my opinion. She would have never planned that. But all right, all right. Well, knowing, I think, or she could be running out because, you know,

she's been doing this for however long. So leaving these little tiny Easter eggs, you know, when you don't have a boy to, you know, be heartbroken over, to write an album about. Now she's living her best life. That's what I mean. They seem like they like each other a lot. That's what I mean.

So the Easter eggs are what she's going to be doing next. See, I just read an article that it could be the time of Talica. Yeah, they were. Steps up and does a. They were talking about it too because they're from San Fran. Where it's like figure it out, Hatfield. Yeah, like the, ooh, I can't play quick songs like that. Guess what?

Then you're not playing Super Bowl. How about that? And here's the thing about Metallica. Okay, okay, we'll play. We'll play. The reason Metallica, for those you don't know, have never played a halftime show is because their intros are eight minutes long. Yeah.

To do the halftime show, they require you to play a medley of your hits. Yes. And, you know, Metallica being Metallica refused to put together a medley of their hits. You either Metallica or Dave Matthews. You got to pick one. On this last tour, they did a medley at some point in the set. They did a, I don't remember what songs that was. But there was a bunch of sets.

And it's what? 10 minutes? How long is a halftime show? I think it's like 10, 10, 15 minutes? You know what I mean? Put it together. You can do a fun little play a minute or two of some things. You're also Metallica.

Figure it out. You could play one song the entire halftime show. Or yeah, give a big F you to all of that and be like, we're going to, we have 10 minutes. Cool. We're playing one. When I think of the two, if you're talking about that it's in San Francisco. The two biggest San Fran bands I can think of would be Green Day or Metallica. They're both from the Bay Area.

Oh, Green Day would, well, I don't know if they're going to do a halftime show. I know this is a weird thing to say about Green Day, but are they big enough? Yeah, I think they're big enough for a halftime show. I think they'd be a great half-time show. Because I can envision them doing their medleys and they've got, you know, explosion and stuff. See, I think they're big enough with the name, but I feel like you've got to be like, hot as well.

You know what I'm saying? I would argue that as many people who know Metallica songs would know that Green Day songs, you know? Yeah. No, no, yes. No, I agree. But I mean, if I think of, you know, your aunts and uncles and stuff. Yeah.

But I think because Metallica is out doing stuff right now. They're hot. You know what I mean? They're doing their tour. Whereas Green Day, like, are they? They did a couple big shows. That's what I mean. Like, they would have to be like out there right now and just did a big U.S. tour.

And then, you know, it ends with. With Super Bowl, that way they're on the minds of everybody. We won't know until September, but yeah, I got deep into the Taylor Swift conspiracy's online. I've had a lot of time to myself. Got a lot of internet to look at. All right, thanks. August 18th, the week of your New York State Fair. Kick it off.

We will be over at Ashley Lynn, and I say we is the royal we. I don't know what ones we'll be doing, but this Friday and next Friday. So fun. We'll be over to Ashley Lynn, Slinging Wine Slushies. I love doing that. It's weird. It's probably because, you know, we get to just kind of have a bunch of good times. It's fun, man.

Which only means, despite, you know, the reports of my demise, I guess we could bring back the... The challenge? The Wine Slushy Challenge? The Wine Slushy Challenge is I don't, I remember being defeated when I tried to, remember I tried to do like three in a row or something. Oh, did you? Oh, did you? Or whatever. But I'm pretty sure we should probably bring that back.

Shout out to Ashley Lynn Wine Slushies. Who? I got to get that blue one. Obviously going to have the K. Rock Fish Bowl, which I guess is a. Yeah. You see that? Huge success. Yeah, that thing is cool looking, man.

Love that. That's been there maybe a couple years now, but they said it sells like crazy. So you can get the K Rock Fish Bowl. Plus, they might be doing something with your boys' whiskey. I'll tell you about after they announced that. Oh, cool. So it's either going to be us or Big Squeaky out there this Friday and then next Friday as well.

So come over and see us 5 to 7 over to Ashley Lynn. I have not been following, I don't really follow any sports, but especially golf, but Scotty Sheffler had an amazing shot at the BMW Championship yesterday. It was a big chip shot to win. I don't have the video. Oh, mm-mm. I did not hear it or see it. Bobby Mac can't time and again.

He has done that or similar. 82 foot. Wow. He just shipped a round for the table. He got some for the table. He landed 60 feet from the pin. That's cool. Bobby McIntyre was waiting his turn.

All he could do is painfully watch as his lead slipped. As his lead slipped away. That sucks. Well, we were. We've been watching for sports. Like, is there a lot of preseason football? The bills lost to the Browns last night? Or bears.

Bears, yeah. I watch a little preseason football. It's just for something to watch, just to, you know, try to get to know the players or whatever. The problem is you watch anything past like two minutes. I mean, then you get into the third game, you'll start to see some more starters. A lot of these guys aren't going to be around. Oh, really? They're all practice squad guys?

A good chunk are, because once you get into the special, like, the second half, you know what I mean? Like, there are a lot of guys watching the Cowboys racing. Ravens game. I'm like, I, who? Yeah, best a lot to you, gang.

Who? And what about college? College sports? I'm looking at the schedule on our door. They're getting ready. They're ramping up. There's little practices and stuff.

It's a lot of Little League baseball right now. I'm watching mostly a Little League World Series. I'm kind of watching all of it. That was on TV. It starts back up at 1 o'clock today, if anybody is interested. There's just something about the atmosphere

and watching these kids and anything can happen. I watched the game that they were, it was like, 10 to 1 or something and the team came back and won. Dude, Little League. It's insane because they're kids. Yeah.

So no lead is safe. You know what I mean? But there's some of these kids that are hucking a hundred mile an hour fastball equivalents. You know what I mean? Yeah, these are the best of the best Little League players. There's definitely kids that you see that are like, how old are you?

I watched a game on vacation. Well, they like, you have to bring like your birth certificates and stuff to those. Wow, there was some issues in the past. The old Danny O'Monte story. What was he? Was he like 20? He was like 15 out there. Like just mowing kids down, dude.

He was unstoppable. And everyone's like, he has a mustache. Yeah. But, yeah, they check. They check now. Man. And I was watching, what game I watched some game where's, I like that they only play seven innings.

That's enough baseball. Seven is enough innings. Yeah, they get it over with. And then they have like that pitch count. They're only allowed like 85 pitches or whatever. And I watched a game where the game ended on his 85th pitch in the seventh inning. And they walked off. That was a couple weeks ago.

I watched that. There was a game over the weekend where, and it's the team I'm rooting for, man. And then he was on, they do like the Littal League classic where the Mets and the Mariners played there last night. And they had this kid from Mexico that just hits Dangers. He had two in a game. It was like one was a grand slam. The other was a three run, home run. So it's just fun watching.

and just kids play it for the fun of the game. You know what I mean? They're not getting paid a billion dollars. They're not, you know, annoying, overly paid athletes. I got to watch the San Diego Padres walk off Homer against the Red Sox. Oh, that's awesome. I was trying to follow it. So you had a good pitching matchup.

Yeah. Well, I liked your pitching matchup on. Started well. The starters were. And they just, they kept going to the bullpen that night, both teams. Yeah. Because it just, they weren't, they weren't locked in. But we did.

We went to the 10th inning. But that's what you want to see, a bunch of offense. Got to see Tatis in person. That's neat. That's a great part. That's cool. Petco Park. Yeah.

I've never, I've never been to a majorly baseball game. As much as I love baseball. Yeah, no. Well, because I want to go, again, well, partially my fault. I'm stubborn. Well, I refuse to go. I'm not going to the Mets. Sure.

Stadium. I refuse. So I could go see him there. But, um, the, A couple times I've almost gone to the Yankees where they've been there. I just haven't. I've been at a game in Yankee Stadium, Cleveland Guardians, and now the San Diego Padres.

I want to go to, I mean, it's still a drive, but it'd have to be like set up properly with other stuff going on. But I want to see it maybe against the pirates. That stadium is probably the best looking stadium, like the view and everything. Pittsburgh is a great town, especially if you're a sports fan. because it's all right there. Unfortunately, it's too bad. It's too early, I think, with the timing of it

because the draft next year is, I think, is it next year? Is it really? Yeah, well, then we got to get you down there. Mr. Crabs needs live coverage from Cody down. I'm pretty sure he should probably have us there for she steak reasons. And then what did I see while we were gone? They're changing the Syracuse Mets name again.

Yeah, that's cool. Why? Honestly, I'm not really sure probably because it's not. needed maybe, you know what I mean? If he doesn't need to have it be the Mats, if he could rename it. You wouldn't want to be the Mets? I don't know.

Doesn't that have way more cachet than the Syracuse whatever, salt potatoes or whatever? Well, see, I would say that, I mean, yes, the name the Mats, but I think it, it, what's the word I'm looking for? Someone like me, I'm not buying a piece of merchandise as much as I, like, want

to support the team. That's the jealousy says. I don't want to buy Mets merch. I'm not. I'm not. buying a Mets, Syracuse, anything. I'm just thinking from a branding standpoint, in my lifetime, the team's had 100 goddamn names. Like, what are we doing? Yes, agree. Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous.

The Chiefs, then the Sky Chiefs, then the Chiefs again, and then the, with the Mets, and it's been a million things. And unless... And I know that. Katie says the most AAA teams don't... I know that, but they are... I would think that the Mets has some cachet, but I guess I see your point. Yeah, I think it would more alienate fans.

more than it would be, if it was something like if you were, like the Syracuse Yankees, but even that's, it's tough. It just kind of doesn't, it's like almost like you're buying like a rip-off Yankees jersey or something. You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. Why not go back to the Chiefs? I think he's put it to a vote or something, which I hope he does because then it's the Syracuse-McSarquees faces, hopefully.

Yes. The McSaracus, McSeracus-Mick-Bodey faces, yes. Right, yeah. But I'm doubt I, Chiefs would be fine. Yeah. I like saltine warriors or whatever like that type. The Salt City Warriors, that's fine. I don't even hate the Salt Potatoes thing because that little thing is a cute little mascot,

the little Salt Potato guy. That is a cute. I like that. Yeah. And that's what like the minor league stuff is supposed to be about gimmicky, silly, stupid. Because you can still do, you can be the Syracuse Salt Potatoes. Yeah. And still do other things throughout the year where it's Syracuse Mets Night,

where we're going to have Mets here. You know what I mean? Jerseys again for whatever. Or the Syracuse smashed salt potatoes. You know what I mean? They can do silly little things. But doesn't the giant scoreboard have the Mets logo on it? So do you got to get rid of that now?

Probably getting rid of that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's so many names in my life. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a weird one. But I'd like to see how they go about.

the name changed. It interests me more. Because again, honestly, when I heard that, it was very upsetting for me. I don't want to be the Mats farm team. If I'm going to be the Mats farm team, as a Braves fan, at least, you know,

don't make me, you know, wear a Syracuse Mats shirt. Because I have a chief shirt somewhere, a Sky Cheap shirt. How hard is it going to be for us to get the team named the Syracuse Mooncats? Should that be something we get behind? I mean, we could, I mean, that'd be really,

funny to go old school radio bit like that the Parks and Rec thing where they try to name the team the douchebag guy or whatever gets to you know they gets his listeners to hijack the website to get the name they want we could do that that'd be really fun

to find out what they're doing and then we unleash our uh the Syracuse Bayheims are suggesting on our text line 315364-1009 that'd be funny actually I don't hate that but with he I don't know how that works I can't

I cannot imagine the university would allow that in any way. Yeah, I don't know. Or him or whatever. Yeah. 315. 364, 1009. It'd be hilarious. It'd be hilarious.

Set it off. Love those guys. Love seeing them. Takes me back to the reboot days, which I will say with confidence. So I did some researcher. Okay. I spent a lot of time in the desert these last couple of weeks. And I told this to Cody.

115 degrees in the desert is more comfortable than whatever that temperature at the reboot was. I'm speaking from experience. When I'm telling you, they say it's a... It's weird when they... The humidity matters? It matters so much.

Yeah, the dry heat thing is for real. If you're not right in the sun, it ain't that bad. I stood in the Mojave Desert. 117 degrees. And I go, this isn't as hot as I was at the K.R. But isn't it kind of terrifying, though?

It is. How quick that sweat just and gone and you're no longer sweating. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a natural place. And I was telling Gomez, it's like, because Gomez had driven around out. Yeah. He loves that area.

Yeah. And I never got to drive on Route 66. So dream of mind to drive on Route 66, so I drove Route 66. I love the Great American Road Trip. It's something that I love. I love this country and I love the stories around this country. I just love, like, I just love, like, like old-timey.

Okay, Obama. I love Root 66. I love like the little towns along Route 66. Oh, there's towns along that stretch or whatnot? Like you got, like, if you know, Route 66 was big back in the 40s and 50s, and it would go from Chicago to literally the end of like the Sanamanica Pier. Yeah, that, yes, I know there's towns along that,

but I mean like the little stretch from whatever, it's not just desert. Oh, it's 99. percent desert. But there's like... That's even terrifying to think that there's a town somewhere in the middle of that that's like, yeah, we're going to operate here. When you drive Route 66 or like the part of the southwest we were in. Yeah, you'll see a town.

Then you won't see anything. No, just for a very long time. Cacti? Are there cacti? Oh, yeah. That's cool. And you start, like, there was a moment when I was, my wife wanted to go see this thing called the, I don't know what's called, like the bottle. It's like, I forget what it's called.

It's a bunch of, it's a bottle art installation. What is it called? Let me look up what it's called first. Bottle Art Desert. It's called. Walter D. Maria, the lightning field. Elmer's bottle ranch. Type in Elmer's bottle ranch.

Okay. Thanks to Google. It's on Route 66. Elmer's glue. It's a spot where this guy has just put a bunch of bottles and it's like trees. How hell? It's pretty cool, right? Look at this place.

And she wanted to stop there. My wife and I are both road trip nerds. We like driving around seeing stuff. Did you? So we stopped there. What does it look like? I can show you some good photos. She took some really cool photos of it.

That is weird. But how do they? There's a portion where we were driving to Elmer's body, bottle ranch on Route 66. I see. That's neat. Where I started to become really overwhelmed with panic. Because it's so isolated. And you're seeing the same thing over and over and over and over.

And I started to, like, I'm like, dude, I have my entire family in this car. If somebody wanted, if somebody wanted to just run me off the road and kill us, nobody, nobody would know for hours. You're out there. And you're just driving. Beavis and Butthead movie. And I was, and go, so back to what I was saying about Gomez. Gomez likes it out there too. He's driven him.

And you just, when you're in the southwest, you're in the desert and you'll look out and they'll just be a shack. in the middle of the desert. Yeah. And you're like, what? What are you doing? What are you doing? And there's a lot of them. Yeah.

And it goes back to what I always say. Y'all can prep for the end of the world all you want. You're not on last in that guy. No. Who's in a cat. He's not even a shack. It's usually like half of a camper. Yep.

With a boat next to it for some reason in the middle of the desert. Because they go to that lake. Yeah. Right around there somewhere. And whatever's going on in that camper, You don't understand it, dude. You don't want to know. They're so far off the grid.

You can't imagine it. That they got a big ass TV, though. They got their living their life. They probably make $10 a week, and that's enough to live on, dude. Doesn't matter. Good enough for food, and they're good. And you're just out there driving. You're in the desert.

Yeah. Driving. No. No, that same type of heat. Yeah. When we first got to Vegas, the very first day, we all got really sunburned in the pool. So now imagine walking around in that sun,

all of us burnt to a crisp. Oh, yeah, no thanks. Yeah, it was something. Can you still see the tan on my top of my belly? Those tanned here. Do you see it? The top of my belly has a tan, but not the underside of my boobs.

No, I get the same. Yeah, right here. Yeah, right here. Underside of my man boobs. Yeah, right here. Bellies red, nothing else. Yeah. No, I got to that over the,

vacation where I was out in that sun, man. Were you? You look really tan. I got like, I don't know if you can tell like the difference of my arm and my thigh. Yeah, I can see it on camera. Yeah. Yeah. We were just out.

Because, you know, then I stayed at Chateau de Deb there a couple times where they did some camping. Nice. And so just had the pool and the gazebo and me and all the dogs would just be baking in the sun and then we get in the pool, watching the little outdoor TV. So it was just a nice soaking in all of that. Yeah, I was out of doors a lot. There's nothing you could do but be near water when it was that hot.

And it was that hot. I even put Freddie in the pool. Yeah, that's wild to me. He took Freddy for his first spin in the pool. He's never been in a pool. Oh, really? Never. You're the first one to put him in a pool.

I can't believe he did it. You just carried him? Yeah, it's just like a football. He didn't. like it if, because like I'd be like, all right, you'd want to swim a little? And you'd be like, no, I do not want to swim. But if you just, just like this and I just kind of walked around. And he wasn't like freaking out. No, because it was so hot. He had to cool off. Yeah, no, he didn't, uh, he backed away like once. And I was like, I'm not going to make you

because Elsa does not want. Like, Elsa, sometimes I have to grab him. Like, you're going to, you're going to cool off for a sec. Yeah. Yeah. You like it after, but let me just dunk you. I won't put your head under. But the one time, Freddie, I was like, you want, I was like, you can I'm right here, bud. Yeah. And he inched. I went to grab him and you know if he doesn't want you to grab him. He'll let you know.

He went right forward at me and I went, come on in, bud. We just. Yeah, it was hotter here than where I was last week. It was hotter. It was so hot here. It was funny because I left here and there was Canadian wildfires. And then I went to the Grand Canyon, which had Grand Canyon fires.

Oh, yeah. And then I went to California, which had California fires. Was it still going on down to the Grand Canyon? Oh, really? I got photos of it, dude. That was like two, three weeks ago. It's the north rim of the Grand Canyon. There's several fires.

Yeah. But I mean, is it just got, has it got like nowhere to go once it gets to like the ledge? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was like, when it comes to the Grand Canyon, I'm like, I just let it burn. There's no houses there. Yeah, once it gets to the end, it's just done, right?

Yeah, we're out. I don't creeps down the Grand Canyon. Don't start, Volkswagen. You know I've been your boy. Uh-oh. Don't you start. as Volkswagen has introduced a monthly fee for its electric cars to unlock the full horsepower of the engine. No, no, no, no.

You're not doing this, Volkswagen. Come on, man. I've been your boy for like a decade. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I think this gets kickback. I think the free market says, no, you're not charging me for more horsepower. Same with BMW and they're like heated seats. bucks a month or whatever it was.

Yeah. That's so ridiculous to to pull that on people. Like, no, I know you got a brand new car, but you can't use all of it unless you give us a little more money. Sorry,

it's not going to go as fast unless you upgrade. So far, this is only happening in the UK. What? You got to be four, uh, 4.5 star better rating on Uber.

You guys. Ooh. Can we talk briefly about, sorry. About your boy. Oh. For those of you, the tone,

No. And then I'll get back to this Volkswagen. I was kicked off of Uber because apparently I'm a terrible Uber passenger. I'm the worst Uber passenger ever existed. And it's funny now. It's funny. It is. It is now it is. Now it is. So I had I had to go

to Lyft. And I knew when I was in Vegas, I needed a ride share. I needed something to get my family around. So I sign up for Lyft. Dude. I was ridiculous with lift.

Yeah. I was making sure the drivers were happy. I was chatty. I was going so above and beyond. He was giving handles to the driver. Hey, can I rub you down real quick, bud? How you feeling? I was so conscious of getting that five-star.

I'm tipping ridiculous amounts. Tripled him out of the ride. Everybody's getting a five-star. I got kicked off Uber because I didn't apparently give enough five-star ratings. Everybody got five-star. Everybody. I was chatty. Everybody's getting tips.

I was friendly. Do I mean? I'll drive. Why are you getting the bed? I'll drive. Pop on the way. You pop on away real quick. Although, at one point, I thought I blew it.

Oh. Thought I blew it. Uh-oh. So I did like probably 20 lift rides while we're in Vegas. Okay. And I have one final lift ride. And it's to go pick up our rental car. So I had to go back to the.

airport to get our rental car to start the next part. Yeah. So I get up. It was like six in the morning. I had to go get it because that was our Grand Canyon Day. And I go to my app and I get lift. And when you go to set your lift thing, it knows where you are, but it says what's your destination. So I type in airport. The guy picks me up. It's making me nervous.

And I'm in the car. We're driving. And we're driving for a while. My boy Terry. And we pull into somewhere that says Las Vegas North Airport. Oh, you went to the North Airport. You were supposed to go to the other one, weren't you? I went, Ter Bear, I think we're at the wrong airport.

And he goes, were you trying to go? I forget the other name. Like the McHale. McLear or something, whatever. Yes, yes, yeah. And I go, yeah, why? Where's that? He goes, it's like five minutes from where you just were.

just drove 25 minutes from it. Yeah. So now I'm panic and I'm like, I just effed up my five stars. Terry, you're going to be pissed at me. No, you're good. You went to the destination. You just might have to. I go, Terry, what do we do?

He goes, I don't know. I go, can I hire you to drive me back? Can I just like get out? And he goes, it won't let me. It only gives me the drive, like the next rides. And I go, all right, Tara Bear, here's what we're going to do. I see that you don't get paid much on these drives. Yeah.

You and me see that. you get like what six bucks for driving me around I'm gonna slide you a $20 bill right now yeah and let's see if we can get that out of airport yeah that boy tear bear came four he came with it buddy that's a good one I like that whew he drove me to the right airport but I panicked that was my last lift experience no I was gonna say

if anything at least you I mean it would have made you know more time you'd have gotten out done it again waited I know another ride back to it wasn't the end of the end but that would make me panic my ball off after 10 minutes in the ride being like and we pull into something and I see a little plane and I go well this ain't it

I go Terry I think that I'm thinking at the right airport are there prices comparable what do you mean like go just do you have yours just go due to like the dome I'm just curious for myself because it's about to be that time of year where I'm going to be heading up to the dome as a five-star Uber man myself.

Shut up! Don't brag about your five-star. Oh, and I've even got a promotion that's applied right now on Uber for me. So it's not that expensive to head on up to the dome currently. Let me see. To get to the dome right now, yeah, it's exactly what I was paying to get around Vegas. Comparable. Well, no, I mean to my, like right now without the, whatever, the regular one, it's 1081.

Oh, you're cheaper. Oh, really? If I got a standard lift, it's 1395. Really? Really? Yeah. With my 20% promotion applied, it's 875. Look at you. As a five-star man.

So back to this Volkswagen story that's aggravating. I. Verified. What am I in Lyft? What was the end of the story here? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's my rating? How do I see my Lyft rating?

Just go to your account? All right. Hold on. I don't see how I'm doing. Profile. View profile. Six rides, 20 days. I don't know how to tell what I am.

I don't know. It's just undermine. Like if the Uber account, like under your name, it says it. Yeah, it doesn't say. I don't think I've taken enough drives to have a rating yet. But I was doing good. All right, back to this Volkswagen story. Well, you're doing good enough to get a Volkswagen ride. Volkswagen.

Charge an extra. Like I said, they better not be doing it here. I love my Volkswagen. Well, let me say this, though. Is it a thing where, like, it can just, like, my car, I think it goes 160. Yeah. I think it's the top or whatever.

Is it just a matter of, you're not going to know the difference. However, if you want your car to be able to go 180, or you know what I mean? Then you pay an extra, because then I don't care. Or is it like,

but if it affects the performance of your car, I guess, I'm going to be angry. You know what I'm saying? It's on their electric vehicles. If you haven't seen the Volkswagen electric vehicles, they're pretty cool looking. Like,

but they're a weird, you know, shape. The car itself has 228 horsepower. I don't know how much. Is that good, Joe? Is that good horsepower? Yeah. But if you pay $20 a month, okay, we go back. And that's 228 horsepower.

Yeah. You only can use 201 horsepower. But if you want the 228, you can pay an extra $20 a month. See, like that, I don't know how I feel about that. Because, again, if I'm just regularly all the time getting that, anyway, the 200, and it's not that big a deal. And then, you know, you pay for that because it would almost be like, you know, like you get the lesser version.

Like, you know, I have the Marano for my Nissan. If you want, you know, if I had the, you know, the rogue, which is like one step down, you know what I'm saying? Like the rogue only gets this. If you want, we can get you, but then you're in the Marano. You know what I'm saying? Gotcha. Because if it doesn't really matter, because then, yeah, I get it.

If you want to pay more, that, that's what I mean. If you want to pay more to have a better performance. forming car, that makes sense. That's how that works. I won't sit here and normalize this. Yeah, but if you're being dicks and just being like, oh, you just want to... Things that I own.

Yes. Costing more money. Yeah, exactly. No. I'm not going to normalize cars being like, well, you can't have air conditioning unless you give it $5 a month. I'm not normalizing that. It's got the ability to go that fast, but you only have this

plan. You only selected this plan with the... No, no, no. You're not a car or you're not a cell phone. The premium plan will allow you to have air conditioning. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not normalizing that. Yeah, you get the premium plan.

You get the heated seats. I'm not normalizing that. Well, does it come with it? It's just screwing consumers over and over again. Because if you're saying, well, the car doesn't come with it. But you pay an extra to get those, then yes. That's how that works. My car doesn't have heated seats.

I want to pay to get heated seats. Then we're good. But if you're telling me, my car's got heated seats. And I can't use it even though I bought the goddamn car. Right, right. And I also know what this will open up. And it's going to open up a whole world of nerds who you can just pay $100. I was just going to sell, and they'll unlock your car for you.

I was just going to say, I'm taking my car to Josh right away and me and fix my computer. Yeah. Like, all these cars are just big computers now. Yeah. You're just going to open a world for nerds. Nerds like me to be like, yeah, just give me $500 and I'll give you all the features you want. Oh, heated sheets. Simple

I'm a wannabe Good morning, it's K Rock Happy Monday They were here while we were gone, right? We were still here, I think I don't remember anything I don't remember time It was a couple weeks ago

Time is a flat circle Pictures looked really cool Yeah, it looked awesome Newfound Glory was there And Jimmy Eat World How do y'all do Of course we'll have tickets all this week Man, coming up for Hardy.

Hardy to Lakeview Amph at the end of September 4th. And did you see one of those things where we'd be careful what you say. Why? We can do whatever we want to give them away. She's that in the email. What do I want to do? I saw it. What do I want to do to give away Hardy tickets?

I don't know. We'll think about it. We can do anything. We'll think about it. Well, I don't know what's going on. I. End of statement. Goodbye, everybody.

Like, there's two sides to me always at, always at battle. You know that about the show on K Rock. I'm a Swiga County through and through, but I'm also pretty sensitive and live with a bunch of stuff. So it's like, with the PETA stuff, I like eating animals, but I also recognize that SeaWorld sucks. Like, you know, I can see both sides.

No, yeah, the PETA sucks. Like, PETA's annoying, but I can also recognize the deuce. I think they're a scam. But don't they, like, kill a lot of dogs, too, and stuff? Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. I think that they're a front. I don't think that they're like, yeah, they, they're against some stuff, but I don't know. Peter, there's other organizations that are better at supporting animals.

Well, they recent, now they're mad at Mario Kart, I guess. Yeah, this is what they do. This is like, instead of actually doing a cause, they're going to be mad at Mario Kart. Why? Does Mario Kart, because of the turtle shells? that's not, that's offensive to turtles. It's almost as ridiculous. There's a character, Moomoo Cow.

Please, this is a serious, don't laugh. Mumu Cow. In the game Mario Kart, has a nose ring. Peter says that those brass rings... Yeah, that they put it for bulls and stuff, right? They're like torturous to animals. People get those.

Peter recently wrote a letter asking Nintendo to tweak the depiction of Moomoo Cow. We heard there's a new star in Mario Kart World Cow. She's already winning hearts everywhere, including ours. But the brass ring in her nose, would you please show empathy and remove the nose ring? Peter, you know this is a cartoon, though, right? Yeah, you know that that cow don't know no pain in his nose, right? Like, Moomoo Cow is not a real cow.

Yeah, Moom Cow is okay. I think Moomoo Cow is going to be just fine. Yeah. It is an animated video game. What losers. But PETA is saying it is a symbolic point. You see, Peter, it's hard for me to get on board of this kind of stuff. That's what I mean.

Go do something. You're wasting time and money and effort to do that. You put out a statement. Yeah. You paid a PR firm, or your PR firm to put that out or whatever. Mm-hmm. But it's not real. Also, there's a new Mario card game because I do love Mario Kart.

Right. New Mario's, that's pretty sweet. I got the N64. version. Twitch.tv. slash K-Rock C-N-Y. YouTube of course. K-Rock C-N-Y.

You were playing some new video games, you said, right? You got everybody golfs or whatever? Yeah, that was on the list of just, it was for free because I was just going through before I went out to Verona for a couple days. I was like, let me get a couple of just pop a couple games on here just to see. And that was one of them.

And I see the fun in that. It was fun just as a, you know, just getting super stoned and then standing there, my swim trunks. My, one of my favorite franchises of all time, the mafia franchise, released a new game while we were off. And I downloaded it and I've been obsessed with that.

Mafia. The old country. I remember watching those for like, was that like PS2? I played it on computer. I played on PC. Oh, wow. I played it on my PC. Yeah, I locked it. I had a big monitor and played with my keyboard mouse. Yeah, but I played I got the new mafia game I've been playing.

Oh, see, I could never do that. I wasn't good at PC because They're always like, ass is to go forward, D is to go down, uh, H is to go right. Yeah. Al is to go up.

It's like, why is this so complicated? My wife. My wife. My wife. Really has just been killing me lately. Because we went to do top golf and I could only swing the club a couple times before my wrist started hurting.

And she goes to the kids. She goes. Dad can't play golf because of computers. I'm like, I don't know why you're saying like that. She's like, oh my God, he has the nerdiest injury ever. I'm like, what are you talking about? Can we bring your wrist wrist and your mouse injury? I got my rhythm race.

Your dad can't play golf because of computers. Happy New York State Fair Week. Oh, buddy. K. Rock will be hanging at Ashley Lynn Weins Flushies. I'll give, I will, uh, make a little map that shows you exactly what one will be at, because of course they have a lot of locations. I'll make a little graphic this week so you know where to find us. Yeah, they're probably moved around from what we're used to.

This Friday and next Friday from 5 to 7. I'm not sure who. We'll find out if it's either going to be us or big squeaky on this Friday. But we'll let you know. Plan on visiting us over at Ashley. Then get that Kier Rock Fish Bowl. Hi. Lost a little whiskey drink.

You're going to want out soon. Like that. I went out and did research on behalf of the... show fam. I had Raising Cains and I had in and out. Okay. Report back to you. And this may be very controversial.

Both overrated. Oh, look at that. Texted Cody as I was... Look at that. And now, listen to me. This wasn't just my opinion. Yeah. Because I had my kids in the car and they are tender

officiados. Yeah. And I said, all right. What do we think about raising canes? Everybody loves raising canes. Overrated. We got 10 better tenders places right here in central New York than anything. Their sauce was okay.

That's what I asked. The cane sauce is kind of like a peppery. Because I've seen, if that's in the stores, I'd buy that. I like when places release their sauces. Kind of peppery. Let me see. The tenders weren't that great. I seen Abrakeasanti loves raising canes.

Let me look at them. Yeah, they're thin. The breading wasn't great. That's the thing. When I look at them, I feel like they could be hit and miss. Like you could get really dry Like you know what I mean? Like it's almost just like the breading

And they deep fried the middle out of them That's what they look like Could end up happening Or from a couple other pictures They look like they could be floppy They're floppy tenders Yeah You can get let's see we got Tullies

We got Golden Spike We got wherever the hell Frank is making his tenders Those Tenders Well he's opening his own damn restaurant His old restaurant thing His own and I'm gonna go over there immediately We got 20 different The Tender's Place is better here in Central New York.

In and out. Is that the one we're going to get, though? Or is it Shake Shack? Shake Shack we have on the Thruway. We have in the Thruway. We do? Yeah. Oh.

It's only on the Thruway that I know of. Oh, I've never seen it. It's either like, it's either a Shake Shack or a Chick-fil-A if you drive it on the Thruway. Oh, interesting. In and Out, I equate it to a basically a Wendy's burger. Really. The patty tasted kind of like a round Wendy's Patty. That, and that shocks me because they're the ones that are like animal style and

crap. Yeah. And that caused a little argument between my wife and I. And I think she said she cried for a second. But it's all right. We worked it out. Because we're at the counter. Yeah.

Because you have to like secret order it. It's not on there. Well, we're at the counter. You just say it, right? And my wife's trying to order. Just poor girl. She's 16, probably 17. First job.

Yeah. She sees her friend. She's like trying to like wave at her friend or whatever. Yeah. And my wife goes, what's animal style? And the lady, the girl just goes, okay. And two animal style. And I go, no, no.

she asked what it is. Yeah. And the girl wasn't understanding. My wife thought I was mad at her and I was not mad at her. I'd apologize. It was a whole thing. I'm mad at all three of you. But I think it means like cheese.

I don't know what animal style is. I think they just go buck wild with toppings and such. But I mean, it looks good from pictures. But again, from other pictures, because that's the problem. When they put out pictures, like the company,

is a lot different than when people take a picture and put it on the internet. Because that's what I like to do. Go find it like, like what it actually looks like. And I can see where this doesn't look anything that would be. It's another instance of we got 10 better burger places right here in C&Y. I tell Cody,

if you don't get the chance to travel, I recognize that I'm very blessed that I get to travel as much as I do. We have so much good food in Central York. We really do. You don't realize it. Oh, I have traveled this country and I'm telling you, pizzas, burgers.

I'll say something controversial. I had several California burritos. I get, okay. This is going to piss. I don't see handbone screaming at me. Uh-oh. I can argue that I get some better Mexican up here in central New York than I do in California. And I know that a lot of people are going to be,

that's where it's from Booba. It's not the original. No, but I get what you're saying, though. I get what you're saying. California style, they put French fries in their burritos and stuff. Yes, they do.

And it just wasn't my vibe. Why are you using french fries? I had one great burrito at this Mexican spot where the burrito was covered in a whole bunch of delicious sauces. Yeah. And I chased that dragon the entire weekend. And they got great hole in the wall Mexican places. Oh, yeah. I'm sure that there's...

But the burritos are different out there. Yes. No, I think that I get what you're saying because, yes, I'm sure there's places that you got to try this. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. but we have some top-notch places here because people travel. Yeah. And they relocate. Like, whatever.

Yep. It's the same way that the people down in Florida, some of those places get the water from New York and make, you know what I mean? Right. People are adapting. I can't emphasize how much great food we have in this, in our area. It really is impressive. It's not a joke. It's not, you don't buy it as a drug.

You don't get the food as a joke. It's so good here. Anybody who's moved away will tell you how good we've got it here. Yep. I love Central New York and the food that we have right here. And it meets vast. It meets vast. Happy New York State Fair Week.

Stop by and see you. Said Ashley Lynn Wine Slushies. Five to seven this Friday. It'll be us or big smoothie. We'll let you know tomorrow. So how was your water safari day? I haven't seen you since your water safari day. What did you end up doing?

Well, of course. You said it was nice. Well, in true Cody Mac luck fashion, yeah. The, it's going to now get colder as we go into the summer, or end of the summer, but the coldest day of the entire summer season so far for that up there area was the Thursday that I said. That's your boy right there. Yeah. If it ain't bad luck, it ain't Cody Locke.

I was like, you've got to be kidding me. Didn't hamper anything, though. Didn't hamper anything. But you said Friday ended up being nice and warm. Friday was gorgeous as hell. I ended up going to, on that Thursday, the Screaming Eagle to get wings and such and desserts and all that. So that was awesome. And then Friday, I mean, it was perfect.

It was warm. Like everything was open and everything was running. The lines weren't anything crazy. I don't think I'm, it was great. I don't think I'm blowing up your spot. I'm not going to read it verbatim, but Cody said, I may have popped a certain amount of milligrams. Oh, man.

I audibly said we several times. Yep. I was on the roundup, and I remember going, like one of those, as soon as I started, I went, we. And I was like, what? Those definitely kicked in. That's awesome. Yeah, definitely did way more than usually you would.

Yeah, good amount. But it was a little water park. Wee. Is this guy saying we on all the rides? This is going, wee. Would you like more dry rides or wet rides this time around? Wet rides. The roundup is my favorite ride ever just because it's so comically stupid.

You're just stuck to a wall. And you just, no, we're just going to spin the bejesus out of them very dangerously. And we're going to tilt it on an axis. Very weird. But the wet rides, man, you can't beat just water rides. I just love it. The two ones and then that one, the Kilimanjaro's revenge where the floor just falls out from under you, man. That's just the best.

For those you're not watching in YouTube, he is a full-on water safari advertisement with his hat and shirt. Are these both new? This one I got when I went up for the first day. Okay. And then when I also went up on the first day, I bought a different,

what's this tie-dye shirt? And now this time I went up, I bought a different tie-dye shirt because I might as well try to collect all of the tie-dye shirts. Yeah. Well, get up there before, It gets too cool, guys.

We love water safari. Oh, that's so fun. Do they close on Labor Day? Is that the end? No, I think, is it? It might be then. Yeah, I might, I forget it. You got a couple weeks.

It's not into September, that's for sure, because all of their employees are kids. Yeah, they got to make school and stuff. Yeah, they got to get out of there. Twitch and YouTube always on K. Rock C and Y and both. Happy New York State Fair Week. What day is it actually open? I think Wednesday. Wednesday, all right.

So get in, get on 690 now. You better leave now, I think, right? Get on 690 now, that way the line. What's that? Oh, news is coming in all. exits close off 690, sorry, I can't. Honestly, if I could recommend something, which I don't want to, but for you guys,

I will, there's that way that you can come in that I'm going to come in from Salvea kind of. Oh, yeah, that back way past that factory thing. Well, that one I think is going to fill up. There's another one where you come in over on like a different area over on, you know, you're right in front of like 690, but there's two little spots there. I recommend trying to come in any sideway you can. Yeah, I'll take State Fair Boulevard, probably I'll get off.

I mean, I could really not even get on $690 and get to the fair. That's what I mean. Katie's saying, don't tell everybody. For you guys. For you guys. For show fam.

It's our little secret. But man, it's going to be insane. It's going to be crazy. That's going to be nuts. It's going to be crazy. I didn't know this is a data point, but they looked at how,

hear what I'm saying, how much distance we scroll on our phones. Okay. So that makes sense? Like two miles worth. of this crap. Yes. All right, what is it?

Because now that's... Well, each state is different. But the new study looked at the distance traveled while scrolling on your phone. The number one state that scrolls the furthest, scrolls 115.4 miles a year. What, per person? Per person. Wait, I hope so. That makes sense.

I mean, when you think about how often you just... How far your thumb travels? Oh, geez. What am I opening up? Oh, Burger King. How often you're just doing that? Can you guess what state scrolls the most? Let me think.

On a phone. Who would have to be on a phone? It's going to be a busier state. It's not New York. Hmm. Cal, no. Somewhere down south, I bet. It's Arizona.

Ah, damn it. I wouldn't have guessed that. I was going to say like a Florida. Arizona. What are you scrolling? What are they doing? Is it just because they're, like at retirees and they just can hang out?

Maybe. I guess that's the equivalent to scrolling nine hours of screen time per day. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah, I totally unplugged for the last couple of the weeks. I highly recommend you try it if you have the luxury. It's nice to just not have any of those apps. I deleted all the apps on my phone, like social media apps and stuff.

Oh, cool. It was nice. Does mine tell me, like screen time? The list doesn't stop. The list does not state which states travel the fewest miles. Oh. But according to some of the data, the bottom five are Kansas, Maine, Nebraska, Minnesota, and Massachusetts. Okay, that makes sense.

Places that are like have nice things to go look at. You know what I mean? Like you're in Maine or Massachusetts. You're probably somewhere where you're not just sitting on your phone scrolling or whatever. Yeah, maybe Arizona. It's just so hot. Yeah, just in the AC. Like, I'm just going to sit inside.

Either that or 134 degrees in the desert. This is too much. Sublime. They're going to be at CMAQ, I guess. Oh, cool. Got some fam going to see Sublime at Seam on Friday. Very nice. They sound great with Jacob.

He does a great job with that band. I like the videos of when their dog comes out on the stage and rolls around. You've seen that clip. I have. That's fun. I like that. What's their dog's name? It's got a name.

Oh, I don't know. Something in the van. It's one of the lyrics. Oh, really? only have seen that one clip. But it's not the, obviously, it's not the same, it's not the same dog. Lou Dog, that's right. That's wicked funny.

That's, that's so fun. Mm-hmm. Well, that'll be cool. It'll be a fun show. I don't know, I don't really follow a lot of David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar news. What about? I just like to do the noise. But like, I think he's mocking.

So, I'll ask you guys, David Lee Roth doesn't. like Sammy Hagar? Is that like, they don't like get along? Oh, I don't know. I imagine if he replaced him then, right? But then I thought they were doing like a couple shows like where they both be on stage. I don't know, because he was here, right? Wasn't he just here? David Lerner? I think he was around. I saw people posting tickets to his show. I don't know. Regardless. That's someone in Utica. I don't know. Sammy Hagar released a song that he said is written about Eddie Van Halen's ghost.

I know. I know. All right. So now David Lee Roth is picking on Sammy Hagar, saying that Eddie Van Halen visited him as a ghost too, and they smoked a ghost mall, bro. You all know Sammy Hagar, right? And Sammy described that the ghost of Eddie Van Heland visited him and graced him with a song.

It's on the internet. But last night, the ghost of Eddie Van Heelan visited me at the hotel. He said, Dave, you know that song I gave Hager? He said, it's actually in a god of Lita backwards. And then they smoked a ghost model, bro. He keeps going on and on. I guess he was at Turning Stone on Friday. That's cool, yeah.

Zabbity boop. Well, I mean, cool if Eddie Van Halen's ghost is popping around. Although that seems like a boring-ass life, found around those losers, and then he just want to smoke a cigarette in your terrible dressing room. I did hear smoothie do a break over the weekend. that's, I guess one of his Frankenstein guitars just went up for auction?

Who? Eddie Van Halen. Au, oh, oh, oh, oh. Auction. Let me see what guitar it was. Boob-Dib-Bah! Eddie Van Halen's 82 Kramer. Yeah.

Which is, uh, if you know Eddie Van Halen's guitar look, it's like the red with the white stripes all over it. Oh, yes, I do from guitar hero. Yes, right. But he did a really cool thing where he, like, Frankenstein to all of his guitars. Oh, okay. So he put, like, pickups in weird places and do all that stuff. Gotcha.

It's an iconic electric guitar, custom built and played by Eddie Van Halen, expected to go between two and three million dollars. It's an iconic guitar. Zabbity bo. Zabbity bob. I'm telling chat that I just recently had my first uncrustable. I don't know how I've gone this whole time without having an uncrustable. Yeah, they're just so good.

Kids lunch items are so good as an adult, like a gogurt. Yeah. Especially put a gogert in the freezer. Yeah. Oh my God, man. Those are great. Lunchables. I was,

lunchables are awesome. Oh, man. They have like a new, like a grilled cheese lunchable or something I saw. I saw on the commercial that they've got new versions of lunchebles where I'm like, you figure out a way to upgrade luncheables for real? I had no idea. I was at the grocery store. We got back and I was like buying some groceries for the house and I just got like a

box of four on crustables. Like, I want to try these. Oh, God. They're so good, dude. Put them in the toaster, dude. Yep. Talking to you people. but you don't know what an uncrossable tastes like.

Holy cow. It's unreal. No, those are so good. But man, you remember back in the day, you saw someone bust out that pizza launchable, and you just blew, it blew your mind.

That was a rich kid thing. It blew your mind. I don't know. I was like, what are you, you're making little pizzas in here? And what's funny about it is that you look at it now and you're like,

what were we doing? I mean, I'd eat it right now, but it's like, here's just this little piece of cardboard, take this cold sauce. Yeah, it wasn't, didn't seem addable,

but. Slapped the ronies on there. We liked it. So good. The University of Iowa is looking for people to drink and drive. Okay, let's get going. I mean, just follow us around on the weekend. It is a new study to test vehicle sensors that can deduct alcohol impairment.

Okay. Can I pay a fee every month to turn that off? Am I going to say, now we're paying fees. Does everyone to turn that one? For $5.99 a month, you can deactivate. No, I do not drive drunk and neither should you. No, no, no. But what's... It's going to be a simulator. You're not really doing it.

Yeah. But they're testing these new devices, probably for people that need, like, those unlocked devices and whatever. And those cars that do all that, I mean, how do you know that I'm not just a bad driver? Yeah. You're sensing me kind of like... Oh. Swerving a little bit, like back and forth. They're like, are you drunk? No, I'm just not good at this.

Not everybody knows how to do everything. Just grab the wheels. It can! They'll pay $820, which is a random number, to get drunk inside of a car simulator. All right. To determine the effectiveness of the systems being used to monitor a driver's impairment. And again, don't ever do it. Dude, I drink a drive.

When you, if you were put on those drunk goggles? Dude, I did it out here. That is not. You got to be bombed. You got to be real bombed for that to be happening. For your sight to be what those goggles. Yeah. Have you see?

There's no, I don't know if I've ever been that drunk. I don't, I, not worry. And then to have the thought, I'm just going to get behind the wheel. I think I can drive here. No, just nice, normal driving buzz. Joe Stanley is here. Hello, Joe. Morning, guys.

Welcome back. Stanley Law, the maximum award, people. All right, we got two stories to cover today, Joe. Which one do you want to start with? We'll do the caning. Oh, good. Cody, come here. Take your pants, man.

And you know, this is a lot. This is a story out of Indonesia, and you've got to be careful about what you do. These two guys got arrested there, and they were hugging and kissing. Apparently, we can't do there. They found a violation of Islamic law. And they were sentenced to 85 canings,

which is incredible. I'm not sure people can survive 85 canings. It reminds me, wasn't there a story like 20 years ago? It was a shoplifter that got cane or whatever? Or the kids that spray painted. They were petitioning. the court that the sentence should be reduced because it might be fatal.

Yeah. Because 85 canings if you saw it's brutal. I mean this is we're not talking about no. Horrific. Yes. And so, you know, when you travel internationally you have to be careful and you know. You got to know the rules, man. Can we get that reduced to just 30 canings?

Like can we get that hit with a stick 20 times? That's horrible. That's horrible. What else? Joe. Kava. Do anybody you guys drink Kava? Of it. No, but I keep hearing of it. It's like that mushroom drink, right?

Yeah, it's like a tea kind of. It's a steep tea. And apparently, it's so popular in New York City, there's two cafes that serve it. That's what they serve. But apparently there are so many issues with that New York City had to regulate it because it's not as safe as people think. And they got sued. The city got sued for regulating Kava. And these cafes, believe it or not, there's actual cafes.

Yeah. The service said, no, it's just like tea. And they went all the way up to the federal court. And the federal court said, no, no, the signant says that they can regulate this because this isn't just like some. Yeah, like you can't just come up with a drink and say, yep, this is fine to eat. Like people need to make sure it's edible, right? Right. Oh, and safe.

Then New York City can regulate substances that are, you know, unknown. Yeah. You know, that's part of the problem. There's a lot of things out there that we know are bad. Yeah. still being sold. You can buy them in grocery stores or you can buy them in gas stations. And people are using them untested.

And, you know, you have to be buyer beware. Yeah. Because unfortunately, if you come down with complications or your liver gets damaged or your brain gets damaged, you know, there's whatever loss you can bring, assuming you could ever bring one against anybody because who sold it, who did it, that's not going to help you. Yeah, like it's people who maybe have like liver damage from alcohol. You can't sue the alcohol, can you?

Because you took it knowingly. Yes. Well, even if it took contaminated, the problem with these substances is the companies that make them are wherever they are. Yeah. You know, trying to chase them down is very, very difficult. Like we have this last thing, which I haven't mentioned, these socks, heated socks. Yeah. Have been recalled.

And I know I have one for heated gloves. We're horrific injuries because these are defective. They overheat. And when you're using them in the wintertime, you do not appreciate it. Oh, my feet are warm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're actually frying. Yeah.

And you're saying that you can't track these companies down because. Yeah, they're made in wherever. Somebody on Amazon is selling on behalf of some random company that you can't find. And Amazon under our law is not responsible because they're not deemed to be a seller. Yeah, that is wild. The internet, like, we need to update some rules. Like people are, if you post something like, you know, like, you know, inflammatory on Facebook about Joe Stanley or whatever, Joe can't sue Facebook because they're just the one providing the service.

They're facilitators. They're facilitators. And it's like, whatever that is. Why can I go on Amazon and buy gloves? They're going to light my hands on fire. It's all weird times. If you ever have questions,

you call Stanley Law, the maximum award people. Joe, good to see you, man. Thanks, guys. We are going to roll into the top of the hour. We're going to play some baseball. Gaming stream brought you by Days dispensary up there on Marshall Street. You'll be seeing them during the summer.

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